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Previously, on Heels...
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Willie around?
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Not at the moment.
Can I help you?
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She leave anything for me?
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You're not gonna be
some gushing fanboy
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all day, are you?
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Just go to the bar and get me
two goddamn martinis.
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Whatever the fuck you say.
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Crystal.
Meet Elle Dorado.
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Real name's Tanya.
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Elle's a pro.
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Oh!
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So are you.
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Crystal! Crystal!
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It's granddad's crown.
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It's all right, buddy.
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Your dad won't care.
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I got this idea.
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Could use some help.
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You help me restore
my honor in the ring
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with a cross-promotion
between the DWL and Dystopia,
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or I hit you back and take
every goddamn dollar you make
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for the rest
of your goddamn life.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh!
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I am... the Condamned.
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Whoo!
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Listen up, folks!
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It's "con-damned."
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Do not conjure incorrectly.
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You risk offending
that bewildering barnstormer.
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His voice may have been garbled,
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but that specter
can't possibly share
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a name with the most high,
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for the most high
has cast that demon below.
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Say it with me.
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Con!
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Con!
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Damned!
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Damned!
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All together!
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Condamned!
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Condamned! Condamned!
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Condamned! Condamned!
Condamned!
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For those of you wondering,
"What was that?"
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that was the Condamned.
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Come back next week
as we peel back the mystery
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of he who fell
from the skylight.
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This is Eddie Earl
with Bobby Pin,
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signing off from Duffy, Georgia,
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the cradle of the greatest
wrestling in America,
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the DWL.
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What the heck was that?
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Uh, that was the Condamned.
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Well, they-they could
have told us that.
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A heads-up would have been nice.
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Condamned!
Condamned! Condamned!
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Jack or Ace tell you
that was the fucking finish?
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No. They kayfabed all of us.
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Tryin' to keep us on our toes.
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I almost had a heart attack.
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I know CPR, if it ever happens.
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- It's gonna happen!
- Listen, guys.
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Ace is my daughter's godfather,
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and I didn't even know
he was in town.
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Willie, if y'all knew
anything about that,
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it's bullshit
you kept it a secret.
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Rule #1 of kayfabe is
don't kayfabe the boys!
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Secrets are only secrets
if you don't tell anyone.
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Willie, a company
of compadres are only
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true compadres when we know what
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we are all compadre-ing about.
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A mysterious seraph
riding in on a chariot?
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'Twas glorious. Admit it.
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I don't gotta admit shit.
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- Bill...
- Bobby.
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Don't know the word "seraph."
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Seraph's a high-ranking
angel, young Bob.
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He's an angel, but he's damned?
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Condamned.
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So he's a fallen angel,
like Satan.
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Satan?
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Nobody told me Ace
was playing Satan.
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No. Ace isn't playing Satan.
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So then what is he?
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He's whatever Jack
and Ace say he is,
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and when they tell us,
that's when we'll know.
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Well, as a reporter,
I'm supposed to ask questions.
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During the show.
The show's over, dummy.
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Good shit tonight.
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We gotta cover this entire night
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for the podcast.
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Yeah? Write up some notes.
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Text me.
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Where's my brother?
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That was a top-five
DWL moment right there!
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Do you feel good?
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You should feel good.
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- Think it got over?
- Course it got over.
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Big time.
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Crowd was gasping and shouting.
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Ace Spade is back.
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Yeah, well, it's not
like it's me, Ace Spade.
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It's supposed to be this thing
where i-it's not me,
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so it doesn't have
to be me, but... yeah.
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It felt good.
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It should've.
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It was good.
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Well, it's a first step anyway.
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Oh, shit.
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- What?
- Hey.
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Told you
we should have told Gully.
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Wasn't his business.
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I don't think that's gonna fly.
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Bill?
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Coming, dear.
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That was a damn entrance.
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Wasn't sure I could pull it off.
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Butterflies.
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Emotions, you know.
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Hey, it's good
to have you back, man.
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I just wanna say,
if you need to talk to anyone
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about anything,
I'm-I'm here for ya.
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Even... even if I am
a married man with a baby,
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that don't make me,
uh... I don't know,
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not your friend.
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You know, part of the reason
I un-retired and came back
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was to do this with you,
so just saying reach out.
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You're a good friend, Jim.
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I haven't been one
to you lately.
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Oh, cut the shit.
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I'm not trying to have
a long conversation.
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Not here, anyway.
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Just, uh, stop by
and visit your goddaughter.
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I'm gonna.
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I promise.
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Oh, and be ready
to stay the night,
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'cause we're goin' out,
and you're babysitting.
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Pick your poison.
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I'd take one of each,
but, uh, I gotta head out.
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One beer.
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Can't. Road life.
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Get in, get out, move on.
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Break a few hearts
along the way, if I'm lucky.
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Tanya, you were...
so great tonight.
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I-I'll push Jack
to bring you back.
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Focus on them pushing you.
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Only way to improve
is by improving.
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Take care of your knees.
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Best advice I never got.
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Oh, and check for peepholes.
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Really?
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Huh.
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Thanks for being so cool.
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Condamned, what are you?
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I'm vengeance.
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Isn't that what Batman says?
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I taught it to Batman.
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Taught him everything he knows.
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Get it!
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Could you sign this for me?
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it, man.
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Gully's pissed.
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Gully's always pissed.
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What the fuck was all that?
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That was a lights-out finish.
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Literally.
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That was not
the finish we booked.
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Ace came to me last minute.
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You had time to rig a zipline!
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That's easy to do
if you're handy.
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I informed Rooster and The Hole
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that this might happen
before the match.
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I'll take that up
with them later,
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but it's not about informing.
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It's about you and I
booking this cross-promotion
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and agreeing on how
we're gonna do it,
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which I thought we had done,
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so I was stowed away up here,
like a gerbil in a pet shop,
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shitting on myself,
watching, waiting,
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assuming things were gonna go
according to the plan
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that you and I agreed to,
but no.
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Needle scratch. No.
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Y'all change shit up
with some fucking ghoul
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in a "Quadrophenia" coat.
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Fucking Adam Ant meets
the Hamburglar,
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who apparently stole
Burger King's crown.
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Hey, bud, I got a phone.
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You could have called, texted.
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You could have walked up
one flight of fucking stairs
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and whispered your big,
new, dumb idea in my ear.
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Nope! Surprise, Charlie.
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Fucking Ace hijacks
the entire night!
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- Not Ace. The Condemned.
- "Condamned."
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Nothing got hijacked.
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It was the cherry on top
of a DWL storyline.
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It's got nothing to do with you.
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Hey, Billy Boy,
in this cross-promotion,
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there is no storyline that's
got nothing to do with me.
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Nobody told me that
I was gonna have to run
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every little detail by ya!
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Detail? It was the finish!
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Jack wrote Rooster
an amazing promo.
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Yeah, before the Condemned
dive-bombed him
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and launched some bullshit!
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It's "Condamned," Charlie boy.
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It's "fuck you," Bill!
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Shall we start the foreplay
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with me sitting on your face
again?
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Only if you'd like your nuts
chewed off this time.
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I'll hold him down
while you do it.
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Be my guest and try.
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I'm so glad
we're working together.
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Dystopia was supposed
to end the night
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up with the ring invasion.
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Instead, we end the night down,
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in front of 1,000 people.
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1,122.
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New Dome record, much of this
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due to Crystal's new popularity.
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Charlie, fuck-yous
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and scrotum chewing aside,
Jack delivered.
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Speaking as a hall-of-famer,
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looked to me
like the cross-promotion
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was kicked off perfectly.
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Well, speaking
as one pissed-off motherfucker,
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it looked like my top guys
got beat up by a guy
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named after a non-word.
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Jack, two pieces of advice.
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One, get a new sound system
that doesn't sound
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like you bought it
at Radio Shack.
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Two, get a spelling book,
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'cause the word is "condemned!"
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Maybe I didn't consider this
with the level of granularity
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that you were expecting,
but I am not used
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to having to run everything
by a partner!
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Get used to it!
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Or the lawsuit is back on.
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Geezum Crow.
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You wanna play Fuck-Fuck?
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Spin the wheel!
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I, too, should have been
more granular,
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so let's get granular now.
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Ace's Blair Witch Project
is gonna get his ass kicked
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in my ring next week.
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End of discussion!
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It's a slow-burn character,
Charlie.
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He's not gonna wanna do it!
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Well, that's
your problem to fix.
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Talk to your brother,
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and you better book
the Condamned
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in the fucking card next week
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and pray that I don't
zipline down and fuck him up
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in whatever whimsical way
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I feel like fucking improvising
at my fancy.
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I'm tryin' to fucking work
with you guys, man.
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I'm trying
to fucking work together.
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I'm trying to be
a fucking partner.
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You're not making it
fucking easy.
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Fuck you!
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Thanks.
263
00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:22,052
Now I gotta ride home with him.
264
00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:34,063
Intrigued about how
to play Fuck-Fuck.
265
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,311
Apparently there's a wheel.
266
00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:37,067
Hamburglar was a deep cut.
267
00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:38,192
And Adam Ant.
268
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,986
Must have watched a lot of MTV.
269
00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:42,572
I put us
in a real bad spot here.
270
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:45,969
I begged Ace to come back
and told him
271
00:11:45,993 --> 00:11:47,201
we'd do the DWL together.
272
00:11:47,369 --> 00:11:48,995
Now we're making shit up
on the fly
273
00:11:49,163 --> 00:11:50,163
to appease Ace's psyche.
274
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,665
I'm trying not to be my dad.
275
00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:55,210
I'm trying to take input
from you,
276
00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:57,754
and from you, and from Ace.
277
00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:03,051
Any of your notebooks
have something
278
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:05,888
for a situation like this?
279
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:09,224
A situation in which
a brand-new masked character,
280
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:11,684
one who just revealed
his true identity
281
00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:13,604
by holding aloft
the charred crown
282
00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:15,438
of his dead father?
283
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,774
Are you asking is there a page
in one of my notebooks
284
00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:19,692
that might provide us
with some direction
285
00:12:19,817 --> 00:12:21,861
as to how we will continue
this new storyline
286
00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:23,739
while in the midst
of a looming lawsuit
287
00:12:23,905 --> 00:12:26,283
that threatens to crush the DWL?
288
00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:30,953
I can say with confidence that
nowhere in the many notebooks
289
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,124
that I have pondered
countless, wide-ranging topics
290
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,709
is there insight as to how
to make
291
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,711
this particular situation work.
292
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:41,881
But sounds like we must try
quickly.
293
00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:48,514
You were amazing tonight.
294
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,073
But then,
295
00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:51,557
you're always amazing.
296
00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:53,476
You had a good night too.
297
00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:55,770
Oh, limpin' around
playin' reporter.
298
00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:58,481
Gorilla Monsoon made
a career out of that.
299
00:12:58,649 --> 00:12:59,774
Hmm.
300
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,542
Ace's new gimmick
hit it out of the park.
301
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,946
Oh, oh, surprised the pants
off me,
302
00:13:04,111 --> 00:13:06,240
even though I could tell
it was Ace.
303
00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:08,408
Well, it's not like
you're not supposed to know.
304
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,078
He pulled out his dad's crown.
305
00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:15,957
How much, uh, did you,
you know, help?
306
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,003
I just did his hair
and his makeup.
307
00:13:20,169 --> 00:13:24,799
The other stuff
he's still figuring out.
308
00:13:24,966 --> 00:13:28,470
He really wants to, you know,
create his own thing.
309
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:32,347
Uh, I'll be right back.
310
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,432
Yeah.
311
00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:38,437
Hey, uh, Willie,
when is Jack having tryouts
312
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,648
for the women's division?
313
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,232
Your guess is as good as mine.
314
00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:42,942
You got candidates,
send me names.
315
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,113
Well, I got no one
to wrestle next week.
316
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:47,340
Well, that's all right.
317
00:13:47,364 --> 00:13:48,524
Take a week off. Cut a promo.
318
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:51,284
What? Why? A-against who?
319
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:52,451
Oh, boy.
320
00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:53,804
This tone again, really?
Wah-wah.
321
00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:54,663
Me-me.
322
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,456
The complaints and entitlement.
323
00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:57,975
Look, right now,
Jack's got Gully up his ass...
324
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,125
Okay. W-we can do it.
325
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,335
Jack's not gonna care.
326
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,004
You and I can hold the tryouts.
327
00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:03,565
I'll go online,
and I'll find some girls
328
00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:05,881
up in South Carolina
or something.
329
00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:07,634
I can't lose momentum.
330
00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:08,801
You won't lose momentum.
331
00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:10,470
Make your own momentum.
332
00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:12,096
And make sure you're using
a condom.
333
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:14,349
That one's, you know,
a little bit dim.
334
00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:15,350
Dumb.
335
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,768
D-don't say that.
336
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,644
Bobby is a good guy
337
00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:20,563
who thinks before he speaks,
338
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,190
who considers feelings,
339
00:14:22,356 --> 00:14:24,860
who knows that whatever he says
can either lift someone up
340
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,625
or put them down,
so I-I'm not gonna stand
341
00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:27,879
for you putting him down to me.
342
00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:29,655
Okay. Lighten up.
343
00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,341
How about you don't tell me
that you being mean
344
00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:33,909
is something I need
to lighten up about?
345
00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:35,537
How about that?
346
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,918
Your eyes are squinty.
347
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,171
Is it bad news?
348
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,048
Mm. No news.
349
00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:47,758
No plans.
350
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:49,176
Just a week off.
351
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,760
Hmm.
352
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:52,803
You wanna do a push-up contest?
353
00:15:00,102 --> 00:15:02,438
Time to head home, Jack Spade.
354
00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:04,732
Crazy night.
355
00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:07,402
I need help.
356
00:15:07,568 --> 00:15:09,863
With putting the money
in the safe?
357
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:12,282
What to do next.
358
00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:14,201
How to do it.
359
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,749
Can you help me?
360
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,751
I have no expertise
in wrestling.
361
00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:26,629
I don't even... I don't know.
362
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,173
What's the opposite
of expertise?
363
00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:30,966
Beginner-pertise?
364
00:15:31,092 --> 00:15:33,970
I like having you
here working with me.
365
00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:35,846
Have you liked it?
366
00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:45,731
It's our family business.
367
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,400
Mm-hmm.
368
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,086
With the cross-promotion,
things are probably
369
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,445
gonna get a little crazy here.
370
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:51,947
Willie's underwater already.
371
00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:54,825
She's, uh... she's goggle-eyed.
372
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,744
I worry that things
might be, you know,
373
00:15:57,911 --> 00:15:59,913
falling through the cracks.
374
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,249
A woman from the County
came by the other day,
375
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,333
looking to get
something from Willie,
376
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,671
but Willie wasn't here.
377
00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:09,589
The woman seemed angry.
378
00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:11,298
She was here again tonight.
379
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:15,010
I saw Willie give her
whatever she was looking for,
380
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:16,263
so I hope it all worked out.
381
00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:17,639
That'd be Sonya Tuckerman.
382
00:16:17,806 --> 00:16:19,307
She does
the county tax assessment,
383
00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:21,326
so it's that time of year again
when she's gonna cost us,
384
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,644
but she's fine.
385
00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,438
She j-just doesn't realize
how she comes across,
386
00:16:25,563 --> 00:16:27,149
which is dour and grumpy.
387
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:28,315
Let me wash up.
388
00:16:28,357 --> 00:16:30,067
We'll get home.
389
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:47,461
Rise and shine, sleepyhead!
390
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:48,794
I been calling you.
391
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:51,465
Texting you. Seven times.
392
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:52,942
I had to bail last night
393
00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:54,048
and take care of my pops.
394
00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:55,509
He all right?
395
00:16:55,677 --> 00:16:56,760
Yeah. That sums it up.
396
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:57,971
He just a'ight.
397
00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,431
Let me know if I can help.
398
00:17:00,807 --> 00:17:03,518
May I shift subjects
and express my displeasure
399
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:06,144
about last night's show
while acknowledging
400
00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:08,355
that this may lack perspective
401
00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:10,400
about your father's
current health?
402
00:17:10,525 --> 00:17:13,403
You knew about the Condamned
beforehand?
403
00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:14,888
Only moments beforehand.
404
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:16,269
Yet you didn't call me?
405
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,843
Because my phone
was in my damn locker!
406
00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:19,343
- I'm just asking!
- When I'm 'bout to go up,
407
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:20,618
I'm working on what I gotta do.
408
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,305
I ain't got my phone out,
looking at TikTok,
409
00:17:22,328 --> 00:17:23,663
texting, and calling people.
410
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:26,583
It was locked up
in my locker so I could focus.
411
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,001
Now, Jack wrote me
a great promo.
412
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,878
Look, I'm playing ball.
He playing ball.
413
00:17:31,046 --> 00:17:32,798
He juggling you and Ace.
It's complicated!
414
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:34,357
Well, it's gonna get
a lot more complicated
415
00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:36,092
if the Condamned
isn't in my ring
416
00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:38,595
Saturday night,
getting his ass kicked!
417
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,221
Look, those Spade boys
don't know
418
00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:42,268
what that Condamned thing is,
and they damn sure
419
00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,226
ain't gonna figure it out
by Saturday.
420
00:17:44,351 --> 00:17:46,019
Look, the only reason
I agreed to this
421
00:17:46,185 --> 00:17:47,729
because I believe it's
good story.
422
00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:51,191
Thus, eventually money
in my pocket and yours.
423
00:17:51,357 --> 00:17:52,692
Now, come on, Charlie.
424
00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:54,318
Remove your emotions.
425
00:17:54,486 --> 00:17:56,070
Think creatively.
426
00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:58,865
Now, you remember how bad
you wanted Ace, right?
427
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,450
- I do.
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:03,912
Now, the Condamned gimmick
is already way better
429
00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:05,538
than any Ace gimmick.
430
00:18:05,704 --> 00:18:08,500
Now, let's say we string
this thing along.
431
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,501
We build us back up, and we make
432
00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:13,462
this cross-promotion thing work.
433
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,383
Who's DWL's top guy,
to take on me?
434
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:18,029
I mean, it's gotta be
somebody, right?
435
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:19,534
- Yeah.
- I mean, they last champion
436
00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:21,930
was a girl
the size of Tinkerbell.
437
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:24,473
And they former top guy,
Jack Spade,
438
00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:26,351
just lost clean
to that Tinkerbell.
439
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:27,810
And the legendary Wild Bill
440
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:30,396
is a pants-shitting
laughingstock
441
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,941
who's one match away
from slipping into a warm bath,
442
00:18:33,107 --> 00:18:35,268
slitting his wrists, and
donating his brain to science.
443
00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:36,819
- Oh, my God.
- Now,
444
00:18:36,944 --> 00:18:38,738
the Condamned is mysterious.
445
00:18:38,904 --> 00:18:39,990
The Condamned is new.
446
00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:41,907
Now, if I beat a masked
vigilante
447
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:45,537
who seems like he can kick
100 guys' asses in the alley,
448
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,163
who's the real cock of the walk?
449
00:18:47,329 --> 00:18:48,455
Rooster time.
450
00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,250
- Dad?
- Hey, honey.
451
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,542
You got a call from a guy
452
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,990
named Brooks Rizzo,
in Hollywood.
453
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:54,671
He works for a social media app
454
00:18:54,796 --> 00:18:56,338
and streaming company
called Continuum.
455
00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,674
He wants to discuss
putting Dystopia on TV.
456
00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:00,009
- What?
- Well, not TV,
457
00:19:00,134 --> 00:19:01,344
but on their platform,
458
00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,230
which plays on TVs,
and tablets, and phones,
459
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:04,824
like all the streaming
service companies.
460
00:19:04,847 --> 00:19:06,567
- Let's go!
- That's what I'm talking 'bout!
461
00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:08,243
- All right! All right!
- Come on! Come on!
462
00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,603
Guys, we-we about to be famous!
463
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:10,979
Yeah we are!
464
00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:12,826
- You damn right!
- Okay!
465
00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:25,451
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
466
00:19:29,163 --> 00:19:30,498
You finally got some sleep.
467
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:31,458
Mm.
468
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,544
So, tell me what happened.
469
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:37,881
She ended up being nice.
470
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:39,423
What was her stage name?
471
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,671
Wasn't really a stage name.
472
00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:42,635
It was more like a gimmick.
473
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:43,802
Elle Dorado.
474
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,137
Well, what's her real name?
475
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:46,556
Tanya.
476
00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:48,516
That was popular
when I was a kid.
477
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,935
They ever give you
kind of a fake name?
478
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,394
I'm just me.
479
00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:53,896
Crystal.
480
00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:55,356
Rock solid.
481
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:56,607
All natural.
482
00:19:58,276 --> 00:20:00,528
She said it's not easy.
483
00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:01,946
The road.
484
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:04,740
She said to watch out
for peepholes.
485
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,744
Well, if I wasn't in here,
I'd go on the road with you.
486
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,829
No one would ever risk
peeping at you
487
00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:13,540
through peepholes
with me around.
488
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,169
Goddamn, I hate not being there
to look out for you.
489
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,546
I'm fine.
490
00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:20,272
- It's all fine.
- No, it ain't.
491
00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:21,840
You're out there, on your own.
492
00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:23,903
I should have been there
with you the whole time.
493
00:20:23,926 --> 00:20:28,263
Mom, it's fine.
494
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,516
Don't worry.
495
00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:31,433
I am strong.
496
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,685
Really.
497
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,397
Just like you said.
498
00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:39,150
Rock solid.
499
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,160
I just want you home.
500
00:20:49,326 --> 00:20:51,621
I know.
501
00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:52,788
I'm sorry.
502
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,374
Don't be.
503
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,959
You don't need to say it.
504
00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:00,712
I met a guy.
505
00:21:00,797 --> 00:21:03,298
Oh, do tell.
506
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:04,925
Only if it's a nice guy.
507
00:21:17,771 --> 00:21:19,732
Good to see you.
Thank you.
508
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,777
Just saw Mr. Devaux.
509
00:21:22,943 --> 00:21:24,695
He was at the show last night.
Loved it.
510
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,030
Fred Devaux loved the show?
511
00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:27,198
Yeah.
512
00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:28,991
- High school principal.
- Aw.
513
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:30,760
It's weird having
people actually like you.
514
00:21:30,785 --> 00:21:32,221
One of these days,
you're gonna have to let me
515
00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:33,513
- know what that feels like.
- I'm trying to.
516
00:21:33,538 --> 00:21:34,848
Hey, after you left last night...
517
00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,192
Oh, one sec.
Tricia Bell texted me
518
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,351
and said
that she wants to be, like,
519
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,960
my goth/emo valet.
520
00:21:39,126 --> 00:21:40,753
Catwoman kinda thing.
521
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,630
Last time didn't terrorize her?
522
00:21:42,797 --> 00:21:44,507
Says she's intrigued.
523
00:21:44,673 --> 00:21:45,842
You're blowing up.
524
00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:48,385
Yeah, but it's more
than that, you know?
525
00:21:48,552 --> 00:21:50,763
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, look.
526
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,182
After you left last night,
527
00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:54,308
I had a chat with Charlie Gully,
528
00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,686
and he offered to host
the Condamned at Dystopia.
529
00:21:57,811 --> 00:21:59,689
Host? Host what?
530
00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,094
He wants to feature
the Condamned
531
00:22:01,148 --> 00:22:02,483
at Dystopia this week.
532
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:06,570
Of course he does,
'cause it's dope.
533
00:22:06,738 --> 00:22:08,698
- Obviously, the answer's no.
- Okay.
534
00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:10,425
No way we're wasting
the Condamned at his shitshow.
535
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,951
- He can host this.
- Hey, hey.
536
00:22:12,117 --> 00:22:12,911
Come on, dude.
537
00:22:13,077 --> 00:22:15,204
Look, when we're at church,
538
00:22:15,371 --> 00:22:17,664
you do not need to grab
your unit to make a point.
539
00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:19,792
All right?
S-sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Staci.
540
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,376
I'm sorry, Jesus.
541
00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:24,172
I understand the impulse,
relative to the situation.
542
00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,839
Best sister-in-law ever.
543
00:22:25,964 --> 00:22:28,234
I don't think Gully understands
what this all means to you.
544
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,344
No way he could.
545
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,846
That being said, I did tell him
546
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,431
that I would run it by you.
547
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:35,409
Okay, well, tell him you did,
and tell him I told you
548
00:22:35,432 --> 00:22:37,036
there's no way we're wasting
the Condamned
549
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,104
on an audience that wouldn't
understand the...
550
00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:40,730
nu-the nuance.
Is "nuance" a word?
551
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,940
Mm-hmm.
552
00:22:42,106 --> 00:22:43,291
The-the-the-the complexity
553
00:22:43,316 --> 00:22:44,692
of what we got goin' on here.
554
00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:46,461
There's a chance
for this gimmick to really,
555
00:22:46,486 --> 00:22:48,403
really speak to people
about, uh, impulse,
556
00:22:48,529 --> 00:22:50,573
and-and appetite, and the-
the cost of those things.
557
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,740
You know, redemption.
558
00:22:51,865 --> 00:22:53,201
Deliverance from evil.
559
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,886
Like in the Lord's Prayer.
"Deliver us from evil."
560
00:22:54,911 --> 00:22:56,510
It's all right there
waiting to be tapped
561
00:22:56,578 --> 00:22:58,123
and told for new audiences.
562
00:22:58,288 --> 00:23:00,165
Mm-hmm.
563
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,434
You understand,
don't you, Staci?
564
00:23:01,459 --> 00:23:02,585
You can see it.
565
00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:03,836
I do understand.
566
00:23:04,002 --> 00:23:05,712
And you can see it?
567
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,757
I can.
568
00:23:07,882 --> 00:23:09,049
Come here.
569
00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:10,676
Aw.
570
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:11,885
God bless you.
571
00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:13,262
Aw, I love you too.
572
00:23:17,224 --> 00:23:18,768
Hey.
573
00:23:21,938 --> 00:23:22,980
You all right?
574
00:23:23,147 --> 00:23:24,982
I'm great.
575
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,152
You don't seem great.
576
00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:28,277
Yeah, well...
577
00:23:28,361 --> 00:23:30,028
Let's just do this.
578
00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:31,530
Yes, let's.
579
00:23:31,698 --> 00:23:33,240
Should we discuss the Condamned?
580
00:23:33,365 --> 00:23:34,409
You tell me.
581
00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,535
Let's discuss it.
582
00:23:36,618 --> 00:23:37,703
It was big news.
583
00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:40,123
Cool.
584
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:43,375
Hey, hey.
585
00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:46,128
What is up with the pout-pout?
586
00:23:46,296 --> 00:23:48,213
I'm trying to help you,
587
00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,757
open doors for you.
588
00:23:49,923 --> 00:23:51,509
Expose you to stuff.
Lift you up.
589
00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:52,844
Make your dreams come true.
590
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:54,279
And you're pouty-pout
man-pouting
591
00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:55,489
about I don't fucking know what.
592
00:23:55,512 --> 00:23:57,097
You treat me like a scrub.
593
00:23:59,808 --> 00:24:02,144
You treat me like a gofer.
594
00:24:02,269 --> 00:24:04,146
You aren't lifting me up.
595
00:24:04,314 --> 00:24:06,566
You're using me to buck up
your fragile ego.
596
00:24:06,732 --> 00:24:07,942
My ego isn't fragile.
597
00:24:08,108 --> 00:24:10,194
Everyone's ego is fragile,
598
00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:12,238
but good people
don't treat other people badly
599
00:24:12,404 --> 00:24:13,448
to build theirs up.
600
00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:17,576
And...
601
00:24:18,493 --> 00:24:19,953
Three, two, one.
602
00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:29,172
Welcome.
603
00:24:32,342 --> 00:24:33,884
Quick bit of business.
604
00:24:34,051 --> 00:24:36,386
I know y'all love listening
to the Wild Bill Podcast,
605
00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:39,097
but going forward,
606
00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:41,267
we got a new name in the title.
607
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:45,771
Going forward, this is
not the Wild Bill Podcast.
608
00:24:45,939 --> 00:24:47,606
This is the Wild Bill
609
00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:52,028
and Diego Cottonmouth Podcast.
610
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,948
Been a great partnership so far
611
00:24:55,114 --> 00:24:57,866
and one I hope will continue.
612
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:04,039
It's an honor
to be with you, Bill.
613
00:25:10,296 --> 00:25:11,881
All right, let's get into it,
shall we?
614
00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,048
First up...
615
00:25:24,102 --> 00:25:26,688
Caitlyn, please get Brooks.
616
00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:28,064
He's coming.
617
00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:29,648
And please tell
618
00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:31,626
whoever redecorated my office
over the weekend,
619
00:25:31,651 --> 00:25:33,819
who clearly thought
they were doing me a favor,
620
00:25:33,987 --> 00:25:35,866
that when they redecorate,
they shouldn't insult
621
00:25:35,904 --> 00:25:37,406
people's intelligence
with fake books
622
00:25:37,573 --> 00:25:40,910
with... colorful spines
that I would like to burn.
623
00:25:41,035 --> 00:25:44,663
Brooks, I am meeting
with the board in two weeks.
624
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:46,582
Please brighten my day
with some good news.
625
00:25:46,749 --> 00:25:49,001
Darren Phillips
scouted women's golf,
626
00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:51,211
said there might be
some possibilities there.
627
00:25:51,378 --> 00:25:54,339
Taylor said that we can get
Kentucky Derby coverage cheap.
628
00:25:54,507 --> 00:25:56,134
Imagine our surge in subscribers
629
00:25:56,259 --> 00:25:57,939
when people find out there's
a new platform
630
00:25:58,051 --> 00:25:59,652
where you can watch horses
running around
631
00:25:59,721 --> 00:26:01,763
while getting whipped,
surrounded by women in hats.
632
00:26:01,931 --> 00:26:03,241
We're very much
all over the place.
633
00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:04,392
We need not to be.
634
00:26:04,558 --> 00:26:06,059
I'm going to Florida
to scope out
635
00:26:06,227 --> 00:26:08,038
some independent professional
wrestling promotions.
636
00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:11,065
I hate professional wrestling
even more than I hate horses.
637
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:12,567
You don't hate horses.
638
00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:14,502
I hate when they're racing
and getting whipped.
639
00:26:14,527 --> 00:26:16,403
You know, horses aren't
naturally competitive.
640
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,239
It's humans who
make them that way.
641
00:26:18,364 --> 00:26:20,700
Perhaps I hate horses more
because of the people
642
00:26:20,825 --> 00:26:22,720
who own them, who make them
something they're not.
643
00:26:22,743 --> 00:26:25,246
Last year, total revenue
for professional wrestling
644
00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:28,624
was 1.095 billion.
645
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,789
I guess I could grow to love
professional wrestling.
646
00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:33,671
Although, I hate when men
wear those bikini pants.
647
00:26:33,796 --> 00:26:37,759
Either wear shorts or nothing,
not in between.
648
00:26:37,924 --> 00:26:40,219
So we buy a wrestling promotion.
649
00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:42,512
More than one. Grab a handful.
650
00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:44,140
Promote the hell out of 'em.
651
00:26:44,307 --> 00:26:47,143
Build it, brand it, live shows
and streamed content.
652
00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:48,519
Expand. Who knows?
653
00:26:48,644 --> 00:26:50,896
Maybe, in one to three years,
it grows.
654
00:26:51,064 --> 00:26:54,776
Optimism is mental illness,
but it's cute.
655
00:26:54,942 --> 00:26:56,778
Have fun. Don't drink.
656
00:26:56,943 --> 00:26:58,695
Hmm.
657
00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:04,410
You look handy up there.
658
00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:06,221
Just got to thinking
how, every summer,
659
00:27:06,244 --> 00:27:08,015
we lose who knows
how many thousands of dollars'
660
00:27:08,038 --> 00:27:10,249
worth of air conditioning
out these windows.
661
00:27:10,415 --> 00:27:12,710
Hey, would you hand me
that towel there?
662
00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:14,676
I should get you
to come to my place.
663
00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:16,588
I'm happy to help
wherever I can.
664
00:27:16,713 --> 00:27:19,509
Jack was thinking,
with the cross-promotion chaos,
665
00:27:19,674 --> 00:27:21,153
things might get
a little busy around here,
666
00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:22,678
so I figured
I might as well help out.
667
00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:24,530
- All for one and all, you know.
- Yeah, well,
668
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,954
the list of things
we need help with
669
00:27:26,098 --> 00:27:27,576
is never-ending.
You don't wanna know.
670
00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:28,433
I do.
671
00:27:28,601 --> 00:27:29,602
Sump pump's busted.
672
00:27:29,769 --> 00:27:31,186
- Maybe I don't.
- Exactly.
673
00:27:31,354 --> 00:27:32,354
Oh, hey, Willie,
674
00:27:32,396 --> 00:27:34,606
before you go, uh,
675
00:27:34,773 --> 00:27:36,317
you connected
with Sonya Tuckerman,
676
00:27:36,483 --> 00:27:37,523
the woman from the County?
677
00:27:37,652 --> 00:27:38,778
I did. Thanks.
678
00:27:38,944 --> 00:27:39,944
Okay.
679
00:27:40,695 --> 00:27:44,325
Yeah, so she got
what she came for then?
680
00:27:44,491 --> 00:27:46,536
Saturday night, in the hallway?
681
00:27:46,701 --> 00:27:48,746
Yeah. She got it.
682
00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:50,580
Jack says
she's the tax assessor.
683
00:27:50,748 --> 00:27:52,290
She is.
684
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,292
I paid a bill.
685
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,002
For some bills, we write checks,
686
00:27:56,170 --> 00:27:57,505
and some we pay in cash.
687
00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,799
You pay the property taxes
in cash, in an envelope?
688
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,300
We do.
689
00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:03,820
We pay the property taxes
in cash, in an envelope,
690
00:28:03,845 --> 00:28:05,179
and Sonya Tuckerman handles it.
691
00:28:05,346 --> 00:28:06,905
And if Sonya Tuckerman
didn't handle it,
692
00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:08,348
we'd be screwed.
693
00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:12,310
That's enough of an answer.
694
00:28:12,478 --> 00:28:13,855
No, it isn't.
695
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,105
Staci...
696
00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,751
this isn't anything
you need to worry about.
697
00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:19,527
It looks like it might be.
698
00:28:19,693 --> 00:28:20,944
It isn't.
699
00:28:23,321 --> 00:28:24,842
Okay, look, there's-there's
two kinds of women.
700
00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:26,576
There are women
who get taken care of.
701
00:28:26,741 --> 00:28:28,303
You know, they emit
some kind of soft vapor.
702
00:28:28,326 --> 00:28:29,996
People gather around
and take care of 'em.
703
00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:31,788
That's you.
704
00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:33,374
And then there's me.
705
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,917
I emit some kind
of coal engine smoke.
706
00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,211
I get dirty, and I fix shit,
707
00:28:38,378 --> 00:28:40,173
and I stay up all night
worrying about
708
00:28:40,338 --> 00:28:41,840
more dirty shit I gotta fix.
709
00:28:42,008 --> 00:28:43,818
I fix shit, so you don't have
to spend a single second
710
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:45,344
worrying about un-fixed shit.
711
00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:46,887
What's going on here, Willie?
712
00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:48,073
You wanna know what's going on?
713
00:28:48,096 --> 00:28:49,432
Here's what's going on.
714
00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:51,183
Tom and I made
an agreement, years ago,
715
00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:52,743
that we would do
whatever we needed to do
716
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:54,269
to keep this place alive.
717
00:28:54,436 --> 00:28:56,457
And you don't need to worry
about what those things are.
718
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,315
Are they legal?
719
00:28:57,481 --> 00:28:58,523
Some are.
720
00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:00,151
Well, whatever
those other ones are,
721
00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,528
we're not doing 'em anymore.
722
00:29:02,694 --> 00:29:05,280
The DWL is
a house of cards built on sand,
723
00:29:05,448 --> 00:29:07,450
in the middle of a hurricane,
on a leaky boat.
724
00:29:07,616 --> 00:29:09,785
We do whatever we need to do.
725
00:29:09,951 --> 00:29:12,246
Does Jack know?
726
00:29:12,413 --> 00:29:14,789
No.
727
00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:17,084
What else are we doing?
728
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:18,669
I wanna know everything.
729
00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:20,421
I'm not gonna tell you
everything.
730
00:29:20,587 --> 00:29:22,356
You're saying that to pretend
like you're protecting me
731
00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,151
when, in fact, you're
only protecting yourself.
732
00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:25,926
This turning into
that kind of conversation?
733
00:29:26,093 --> 00:29:28,011
Everything that's going on,
Jack needs to know.
734
00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:30,597
I need to know,
so we can make it right...
735
00:29:30,765 --> 00:29:31,964
...move on.
736
00:29:32,016 --> 00:29:33,601
"Make it right."
737
00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:37,395
Well, those are some big,
shiny morals you've got there,
738
00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:40,525
but here's the problem
with knowing stuff.
739
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:44,737
You can't un-know it,
so what if knowing stuff
740
00:29:44,903 --> 00:29:46,239
means finding out the DWL
741
00:29:46,404 --> 00:29:47,823
can't keep itself afloat legally
742
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:49,825
and never has?
743
00:29:49,991 --> 00:29:52,231
What if it means finding out
that Tom had years and years
744
00:29:52,327 --> 00:29:54,497
of promissory notes
and third mortgages
745
00:29:54,663 --> 00:29:56,463
and lines of credit
and business loans he knew
746
00:29:56,624 --> 00:29:58,250
he'd never be able to pay off?
747
00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,794
Hmm?
748
00:29:59,961 --> 00:30:01,753
Is that really something
you wanna know?
749
00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:03,631
And how you gonna fix it?
750
00:30:03,798 --> 00:30:06,800
How you gonna fix over $100,000
in county property taxes
751
00:30:06,968 --> 00:30:08,487
that we avoided paying
because Sonya Tuckerman
752
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:10,471
had a crush on Tom?
753
00:30:10,637 --> 00:30:12,013
What are you gonna do?
754
00:30:12,181 --> 00:30:14,517
You gonna tell Jack
his father wasn't only
755
00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:17,644
the bastard that left him,
but also a hustler
756
00:30:17,811 --> 00:30:19,038
who didn't always tell the truth
757
00:30:19,063 --> 00:30:20,772
to get people to give him money?
758
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,857
Tom didn't want Jack
knowing anything
759
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,111
'cause he didn't want
wrestling ruining his life,
760
00:30:25,278 --> 00:30:27,529
and as for the DWL,
761
00:30:27,696 --> 00:30:29,490
he probably forgot
he even willed it to him.
762
00:30:29,656 --> 00:30:32,034
That will hadn't been touched
since Jack was six years old.
763
00:30:33,827 --> 00:30:35,829
Back when Tom thought, as did I,
764
00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:37,623
that this thing
was gonna be something
765
00:30:37,789 --> 00:30:39,666
worth leaving someone.
766
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:42,044
Stupid.
767
00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:46,257
Tom didn't do Jack any favors
leaving him the DWL.
768
00:30:46,423 --> 00:30:48,217
He left him a rat's nest
to untangle,
769
00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,845
and he left me with it.
770
00:30:51,011 --> 00:30:53,180
I'm just stupid enough
to still be standing here,
771
00:30:53,346 --> 00:30:54,848
trying to fix it.
772
00:30:57,351 --> 00:30:59,394
You say you need
to make it right.
773
00:30:59,561 --> 00:31:01,188
Make it right, Staci.
774
00:31:01,355 --> 00:31:02,856
Take it all.
775
00:31:03,023 --> 00:31:04,692
Tell Jack all about it.
776
00:31:04,858 --> 00:31:07,737
Jack's an honest man.
777
00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:10,823
We're all honest,
till we're not.
778
00:31:20,374 --> 00:31:23,336
The Condamned is wrestling
at Dystopia this week.
779
00:31:23,501 --> 00:31:24,961
No exceptions.
780
00:31:25,086 --> 00:31:27,381
I'm not gonna blow
the Condamned's whole character
781
00:31:27,548 --> 00:31:29,008
in some ordinary match with you.
782
00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:31,259
First, the character's
been around what, three days?
783
00:31:31,384 --> 00:31:33,887
Second, a match
with me is never ordinary.
784
00:31:34,055 --> 00:31:36,097
I'm the FWD champ.
785
00:31:36,265 --> 00:31:37,807
So by not wrestling me,
you get to keep
786
00:31:37,974 --> 00:31:39,226
that belt a little longer.
787
00:31:39,352 --> 00:31:40,537
Ace doesn't wanna wrestle
at Dystopia,
788
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,645
so it's not gonna happen.
789
00:31:41,811 --> 00:31:43,897
You agreed
to this cross-promotion.
790
00:31:44,065 --> 00:31:45,523
There's only one choice.
791
00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:48,211
Well, there's two, if you count
gettin' sued and going bankrupt.
792
00:31:48,277 --> 00:31:50,613
I'd say Charlie doesn't care
which, but he does.
793
00:31:50,779 --> 00:31:52,698
His character really means
a lot to him.
794
00:31:52,865 --> 00:31:55,617
Next, you gonna tell me
that he's not such a bad guy.
795
00:31:55,785 --> 00:31:59,079
You keep telling that
to yourself until it sink in.
796
00:31:59,246 --> 00:32:00,873
He's the one you got
to deal with,
797
00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:02,875
because you punched him.
798
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,294
So you just focus
on what's next.
799
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:08,798
Right now, you just do
what you gotta do
800
00:32:08,963 --> 00:32:11,675
so your bill don't get past due.
801
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,051
Ciao.
802
00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:19,724
Tell me I'm being short-sighted.
803
00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:21,434
You're not being short-sighted.
804
00:32:21,602 --> 00:32:23,704
You're trying to pretend you
got a choice when you don't.
805
00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:25,855
We can make it a shoot.
806
00:32:26,022 --> 00:32:27,875
Go down there, and pin him
when he's not expecting it.
807
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,377
Ace, you can hold
him down for an hour,
808
00:32:29,402 --> 00:32:31,319
and the ref will
never count to three.
809
00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:34,240
Besides, you said you don't
wanna go back to Dystopia,
810
00:32:34,406 --> 00:32:35,240
and I don't blame you.
811
00:32:35,407 --> 00:32:36,659
I definitely don't.
812
00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:38,035
It's not like I wanna go.
813
00:32:38,201 --> 00:32:40,122
I'm just saying, as your
brother, if you told me,
814
00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:41,454
"I need you to do it..."
815
00:32:41,622 --> 00:32:42,664
No.
816
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:45,500
If you really
don't got a choice...
817
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:46,669
It's my fuck-up.
818
00:32:46,836 --> 00:32:48,045
It's not yours.
819
00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,480
You punched him
'cause you were trying
820
00:32:49,505 --> 00:32:51,173
to save me from him.
821
00:32:51,339 --> 00:32:53,342
That was the wrong way
to handle it.
822
00:32:53,509 --> 00:32:55,720
This is your character.
823
00:32:55,845 --> 00:32:59,265
Don't go messing with it
just to cover my mistake.
824
00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:02,101
Fuck Gully.
825
00:33:02,268 --> 00:33:03,685
I'd rather go down in flames.
826
00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:05,604
I don't want you
to go down in flames.
827
00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:07,565
I don't want us
to go down in flames.
828
00:33:07,731 --> 00:33:09,525
Besides, flames are
the sort of situation
829
00:33:09,692 --> 00:33:11,777
the Condamned's trying
to steer away from anyway.
830
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,825
We really are fucked.
831
00:33:19,326 --> 00:33:20,452
Nah, not really.
832
00:33:20,618 --> 00:33:21,953
It's just wrestling.
833
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:27,084
Give him Crystal.
834
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,626
Gully wants me, not Crystal.
835
00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,188
Gully wants you to wrestle,
so don't wrestle.
836
00:33:30,211 --> 00:33:31,380
Appear.
837
00:33:31,547 --> 00:33:32,648
Ten seconds.
You're in. You're out.
838
00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:33,548
Boom. It's over.
839
00:33:33,673 --> 00:33:34,967
Gully'd wanna win the night.
840
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:35,800
Then Gully wins the night.
841
00:33:35,968 --> 00:33:36,968
So what?
842
00:33:37,051 --> 00:33:38,846
Move on.
Cut your losses, right?
843
00:33:39,012 --> 00:33:41,390
Let's stop acting like we got
a choice in the matter.
844
00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:42,682
Just do it. Go.
845
00:33:42,807 --> 00:33:45,059
We can't throw
Crystal to the wolves.
846
00:33:45,185 --> 00:33:46,311
Not at this point.
847
00:33:46,479 --> 00:33:47,896
Crystal just
survived y'all's asses.
848
00:33:48,063 --> 00:33:50,566
Y'all are wolves, bears,
lions, and hyenas.
849
00:33:50,732 --> 00:33:52,651
And jackasses.
Crystal can handle Dystopia.
850
00:33:52,817 --> 00:33:54,737
She can handle
whatever comes at her next.
851
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:56,154
Stop talking.
852
00:33:56,322 --> 00:33:57,364
Let's fix this shit.
853
00:34:07,165 --> 00:34:09,585
Those are something.
The bracelets.
854
00:34:12,213 --> 00:34:13,713
Elle left them for me.
855
00:34:13,838 --> 00:34:15,800
Bargain-basement
Wonder Woman she was.
856
00:34:17,384 --> 00:34:18,677
She was nice.
857
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:20,554
Come sit.
858
00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:27,228
Crystal, Jack is
sending Ace to Dystopia.
859
00:34:27,393 --> 00:34:28,603
Not sending.
860
00:34:28,728 --> 00:34:30,523
It's voluntary. He wants to go.
861
00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,065
Now Gully's being a dick.
862
00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,443
Sun's gonna rise tomorrow too.
Big surprise.
863
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,778
Anyhow, Ace is gonna do it.
864
00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:37,987
One night.
865
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,451
And I think you should go too.
866
00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:45,204
Lemons outta lemonade,
or other way around,
867
00:34:45,371 --> 00:34:48,916
but the thing is,
868
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,545
you were right
about the women's league.
869
00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:54,420
It's time we shit
or get off the pot.
870
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:57,465
We'll make Gully put you in
a match with one of his girls.
871
00:34:57,590 --> 00:34:58,634
Women.
872
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,121
You know,
someone from his roster.
873
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,820
He's got a lot of 'em,
women down there.
874
00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,722
Could be a big boost,
875
00:35:03,889 --> 00:35:06,099
one you couldn't get here,
876
00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:11,313
not without more women
on our roster, so go.
877
00:35:13,065 --> 00:35:15,568
Don't just stand there,
staring at an open door.
878
00:35:15,733 --> 00:35:16,902
Don't question it.
879
00:35:17,068 --> 00:35:19,070
This is a chance.
880
00:35:19,237 --> 00:35:23,409
You take it, and it'll lead
to another and another.
881
00:35:23,534 --> 00:35:24,869
You get in that ring
at Dystopia,
882
00:35:25,034 --> 00:35:26,619
and you say,
"Shove it up your ass.
883
00:35:26,744 --> 00:35:27,996
I am here to sparkle."
884
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,918
And I'll be there
to protect you.
885
00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:41,510
Okay.
886
00:35:41,677 --> 00:35:42,969
I'll do it.
887
00:35:46,431 --> 00:35:47,849
Willie says Gully
has me wrestling
888
00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:49,643
some woman named Venus Cancer.
889
00:35:49,809 --> 00:35:51,561
- Mm-hmm.
- Willie talked to her.
890
00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:52,980
- Says she's cool.
- See?
891
00:35:53,105 --> 00:35:54,291
You were all worried
you were gonna have
892
00:35:54,315 --> 00:35:55,900
a week off and lose momentum,
893
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:58,277
and now you're a featured act
at Dystopia.
894
00:35:58,443 --> 00:35:59,987
That's five times our crowd.
895
00:36:00,153 --> 00:36:01,864
Trust your destiny.
896
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:03,239
Faith.
897
00:36:03,407 --> 00:36:04,742
It's not a lot of prep time.
898
00:36:04,909 --> 00:36:06,659
Your entire life,
up to this moment,
899
00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:07,869
has been prep time.
900
00:36:08,036 --> 00:36:10,039
God placed you in this moment,
901
00:36:10,204 --> 00:36:11,706
not to test you,
902
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:13,666
to reward you,
903
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,793
to shine a spotlight on you.
904
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,378
I know this.
905
00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:21,132
I do not know a lot,
but I know this.
906
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,472
At what point does,
like, your face fall off,
907
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:28,974
revealing yourself to be
some kind
908
00:36:29,141 --> 00:36:31,768
of romance novel android man
909
00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:34,896
engineered to make me feel good
about myself
910
00:36:35,063 --> 00:36:36,981
when I'm at my lowest
and most uncertain?
911
00:36:37,148 --> 00:36:38,233
Hmm.
912
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,110
I cannot compute
what you say, Crystal.
913
00:36:40,277 --> 00:36:41,445
Go win!
914
00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,530
Bobby 2000 at your service.
915
00:36:43,697 --> 00:36:45,824
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
916
00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,077
Don't worry about calling.
917
00:36:49,244 --> 00:36:50,954
Stay focused.
918
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,373
Oh, Jack says it's time to roll.
919
00:36:53,539 --> 00:36:54,583
Bobby, wish us luck.
920
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,168
Oh, you don't need it.
921
00:36:56,293 --> 00:36:58,295
We'll be watching
on the Dystopia livestream.
922
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,820
- Crush it, Crystal.
- Mm.
923
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,007
And you give 'em hell,
Condamned.
924
00:37:13,559 --> 00:37:16,105
I really like you.
925
00:37:16,271 --> 00:37:18,023
You know what I mean?
926
00:37:19,483 --> 00:37:21,025
I really like you too.
927
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:21,335
No, no, no.
928
00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:22,981
Now, now, now,
right after that, Venus,
929
00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:23,755
I need you to kick out.
930
00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:24,922
Kick out!
931
00:38:25,090 --> 00:38:26,592
There it is. Good job.
932
00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:28,594
Yo, Rooster, heads up.
933
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,637
And, well, looky here.
934
00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:35,266
Hello, old friends.
935
00:38:35,434 --> 00:38:37,811
Now, folks, let's give
a warm Dystopia welcome
936
00:38:37,978 --> 00:38:40,981
to our partners from the DWL.
937
00:38:49,405 --> 00:38:51,206
So I have some thoughts
on how this should go.
938
00:38:51,324 --> 00:38:52,510
Well, your thoughts
better involve
939
00:38:52,534 --> 00:38:53,994
you getting your asses kicked.
940
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,304
Rooster, I need
your help persuading Gully
941
00:38:55,329 --> 00:38:57,289
that what I've booked is great.
942
00:38:57,456 --> 00:38:59,184
Look, Jack, I'm not here to
help you with your business,
943
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,835
yo bitchin', your complainin',
or persuadin'.
944
00:39:02,001 --> 00:39:03,753
Look, good shit sells itself.
945
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,673
Sell some good shit without
Condemnation Man winning,
946
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,384
and Gully will bite.
947
00:39:11,302 --> 00:39:14,222
Why, in the name
of whatever almighty God
948
00:39:14,389 --> 00:39:17,266
created this dog-eat-dog world
should I let you
949
00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,186
book what happens in my ring
950
00:39:19,311 --> 00:39:21,456
and trust that you're actually
gonna go through with it?
951
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,898
Well, first off, you get
to punch me in the face.
952
00:39:24,023 --> 00:39:25,608
- Yay, Dad.
- Yeah, yay me.
953
00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:26,735
Okay, keep going.
954
00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:28,237
It gets better.
955
00:39:32,115 --> 00:39:33,407
Brooks Rizzo just texted.
956
00:39:33,574 --> 00:39:34,909
He's gonna be a little bit late.
957
00:39:35,077 --> 00:39:36,471
We're not gonna start
the show without him,
958
00:39:36,494 --> 00:39:37,639
so meet him out there
for will-call.
959
00:39:37,663 --> 00:39:38,943
Sit next to him during the show.
960
00:39:38,996 --> 00:39:39,789
If he needs anything,
get it to him.
961
00:39:39,956 --> 00:39:41,041
- Dad?
- Yes?
962
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:42,543
- I got this.
- Okay. Thank you.
963
00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:05,231
Ooh!
964
00:40:06,983 --> 00:40:08,318
Yeah!
965
00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:13,739
Get her on the corner, Venus.
966
00:40:18,077 --> 00:40:19,371
Aha!
967
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,126
You okay, Crystal?
968
00:40:44,478 --> 00:40:45,521
You okay, Venus?
969
00:40:45,688 --> 00:40:47,065
Venus?
970
00:41:06,126 --> 00:41:07,376
Okay.
971
00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:12,048
Holy shit.
972
00:41:12,925 --> 00:41:15,427
One, two...
973
00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:19,264
All right. She's great.
974
00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:21,016
Let's see how she is on the mic.
975
00:41:21,141 --> 00:41:22,911
I am not gonna be thrown off
by your words, Jack.
976
00:41:22,934 --> 00:41:24,228
I learned all of them.
977
00:41:24,393 --> 00:41:26,146
I was in the senior class
play, Godspell.
978
00:41:26,271 --> 00:41:27,563
Okay. Pipe down, Pippin.
979
00:41:32,945 --> 00:41:36,322
I didn't do Pippin.
980
00:41:36,489 --> 00:41:39,201
Pippin was not as good
of a musical.
981
00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:54,882
Crystal, you wanna give...
982
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:55,884
Crystal, you wanna give up?
983
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:57,135
No.
984
00:41:57,302 --> 00:41:58,552
Whoo!
985
00:42:02,682 --> 00:42:04,809
No, she's doin' it!
She's doin' it!
986
00:42:04,976 --> 00:42:06,478
Go!
987
00:42:17,989 --> 00:42:20,867
One, two... two.
988
00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:22,202
Two.
989
00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:25,163
Hey! Hey!
990
00:42:25,329 --> 00:42:28,166
Hey, where are you going?
Get back in here!
991
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,835
No más! Ah!
992
00:42:32,128 --> 00:42:33,838
Don't look at me.
I'm still here.
993
00:42:33,963 --> 00:42:35,715
Y'all came to see
wrestling, right?
994
00:43:27,934 --> 00:43:31,896
Crystal Tyler!
995
00:43:32,063 --> 00:43:33,481
That's a great name.
996
00:43:33,606 --> 00:43:35,525
You got a lot of guts
coming down here,
997
00:43:35,692 --> 00:43:38,945
taking on my number one lady,
Venus Cancer.
998
00:43:39,112 --> 00:43:40,780
Hey, Kevin, give her a mic.
999
00:43:40,905 --> 00:43:42,824
Crystal, you and I need to talk.
1000
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:45,159
Talk about what?
How your wrestler is a coward?
1001
00:43:45,284 --> 00:43:46,827
- Ooh!
- Venus is not a coward.
1002
00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:48,663
She was just following orders.
1003
00:43:48,789 --> 00:43:53,418
My orders, because this
is my ring, and I am God!
1004
00:43:59,673 --> 00:44:00,759
I wanted to see
1005
00:44:00,925 --> 00:44:02,427
the Crystal Tyler show
in person.
1006
00:44:02,594 --> 00:44:06,264
You have come a long way
in a very short time.
1007
00:44:06,431 --> 00:44:10,351
From valet, to DWL champ,
to women's champ,
1008
00:44:10,476 --> 00:44:14,856
to pound-for-pound
the toughest S-O-B in the DWL.
1009
00:44:15,023 --> 00:44:15,773
It's true!
1010
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:18,735
Yeah!
1011
00:44:18,902 --> 00:44:20,570
But tonight,
I have been reminded
1012
00:44:20,737 --> 00:44:23,322
of a very important
botanical truth.
1013
00:44:23,489 --> 00:44:26,284
Even in a shit pile
like the DWL,
1014
00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:29,454
a lovely rose can still bloom.
1015
00:44:32,581 --> 00:44:36,168
Okay, so to me, the real sin
is to leave that rose
1016
00:44:36,335 --> 00:44:38,922
growing in a shit pile.
1017
00:44:39,088 --> 00:44:42,050
Oh, Hole-i-o, please
bring me my briefcase.
1018
00:44:46,137 --> 00:44:47,347
Listen up, Crystal.
1019
00:44:47,514 --> 00:44:50,809
I wanna be
in the Crystal Tyler business.
1020
00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:54,146
I wanna see you realize
your full potential,
1021
00:44:54,311 --> 00:44:55,480
not selfishly,
1022
00:44:55,646 --> 00:44:58,065
but for the industry
that we both love.
1023
00:44:58,233 --> 00:45:01,068
I wanna build
the Crystal Tyler brand,
1024
00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:03,737
so please, just take a seat
and hear my pitch.
1025
00:45:03,905 --> 00:45:05,157
Sit. Sit. Sit.
1026
00:45:08,534 --> 00:45:09,536
Come on. You're my guest.
1027
00:45:09,661 --> 00:45:10,661
Sit down.
1028
00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:13,873
Please just sit.
1029
00:45:17,085 --> 00:45:19,420
I need Crystal Tyler
pay-per-views.
1030
00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:21,755
Crystal Tyler action figures.
1031
00:45:21,882 --> 00:45:23,175
Crystal Tyler home goods.
1032
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:24,860
You know what I'm
talking about, right?
1033
00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:28,554
We both know that as long
as you stay in the DWL,
1034
00:45:28,722 --> 00:45:30,014
that will never happen.
1035
00:45:30,181 --> 00:45:33,559
Jack Spade can't take you
to the top, but I can.
1036
00:45:33,726 --> 00:45:37,271
Yeah!
1037
00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:39,858
You know, Rooster used to be
with the DWL, but, Rooster,
1038
00:45:40,025 --> 00:45:42,065
before you started working
with me, what kind of car
1039
00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:43,737
- did you drive?
- Tercel.
1040
00:45:45,697 --> 00:45:47,114
It's a fine car.
It's a fine car,
1041
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,576
but what kind of car
are you driving now?
1042
00:45:49,742 --> 00:45:51,036
Lamborghini.
1043
00:45:51,202 --> 00:45:55,581
Whoo!
1044
00:45:55,748 --> 00:45:59,418
I can make you a star
beyond your wildest dreams.
1045
00:45:59,585 --> 00:46:01,420
Crystal Tyler,
I want you to join
1046
00:46:01,588 --> 00:46:04,340
Florida Wrestling Dystopia!
1047
00:46:17,019 --> 00:46:20,648
You know, being born
in Duffy means being born
1048
00:46:20,815 --> 00:46:22,943
into low expectations.
1049
00:46:23,108 --> 00:46:25,402
When you come from nothing,
it's okay to not succeed.
1050
00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:27,047
It's probably why
I never thought of myself
1051
00:46:27,072 --> 00:46:29,449
being worth a damn.
1052
00:46:29,615 --> 00:46:32,744
Mr. Gully, I have been
through stuff that no kid
1053
00:46:32,911 --> 00:46:35,496
should ever have to go through,
1054
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:38,333
overcame way more
than I should have.
1055
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,626
And just when I thought
1056
00:46:39,793 --> 00:46:42,378
I couldn't squeeze out any
more fight,
1057
00:46:42,545 --> 00:46:45,130
the Spade brothers
gave me a home.
1058
00:46:45,257 --> 00:46:46,590
And I'm not talking about a home
1059
00:46:46,715 --> 00:46:49,510
with a fireplace
and a big-screen TV
1060
00:46:49,677 --> 00:46:51,179
and a comfy, cozy couch.
1061
00:46:51,346 --> 00:46:54,641
No, I'm talking about a home
that was built for me.
1062
00:46:54,807 --> 00:46:56,268
The ring.
1063
00:46:56,434 --> 00:46:57,686
Because in the ring,
1064
00:46:57,851 --> 00:47:01,273
all the bullshit
that used to bury me
1065
00:47:01,438 --> 00:47:04,192
can't even touch me!
1066
00:47:04,317 --> 00:47:08,445
And so, for that, I'm forever
grateful for the Spade family.
1067
00:47:08,612 --> 00:47:12,199
Boo!
1068
00:47:12,367 --> 00:47:16,496
But this is a business,
1069
00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:20,000
and it's a nasty one, at that.
1070
00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:24,795
And there is no one looking
out for me now except for me.
1071
00:47:27,673 --> 00:47:29,259
Truth is, Mr. Gully,
1072
00:47:29,425 --> 00:47:34,054
I deserve everything
you offer and then some.
1073
00:47:34,179 --> 00:47:36,807
Mm-hmm.
1074
00:47:36,974 --> 00:47:39,686
You want Crystal Tyler
in Dystopia?
1075
00:47:43,231 --> 00:47:45,150
You want Crystal Tyler
in Dystopia?
1076
00:47:45,317 --> 00:47:48,152
Let's hear it, folks!
1077
00:47:51,864 --> 00:47:53,199
Let's hear it!
1078
00:47:55,034 --> 00:47:57,746
Well, then you know what?
1079
00:48:00,456 --> 00:48:02,166
My answer is...
1080
00:48:04,335 --> 00:48:05,878
...hell no!
1081
00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:09,173
I ain't no sellout,
and I am never working
1082
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:11,592
for a bottom-feeding maggot
like you.
1083
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,512
DWL for life!
1084
00:48:18,224 --> 00:48:20,726
Go on! Get out of here!
1085
00:48:20,893 --> 00:48:22,144
All right.
1086
00:48:22,269 --> 00:48:25,440
First, I just wanna say ow.
1087
00:48:27,067 --> 00:48:28,985
And now that you've done
the loyalty act,
1088
00:48:29,152 --> 00:48:30,945
let's get down to business.
1089
00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:32,572
Help me out, Hole.
1090
00:48:32,739 --> 00:48:35,115
This right here is
a two-year contract
1091
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,619
for you to join FWD,
1092
00:48:38,786 --> 00:48:43,083
and right here...
1093
00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:45,585
is $100,000!
1094
00:48:45,751 --> 00:48:48,003
Whoo!
1095
00:48:51,590 --> 00:48:55,552
A bonus for signing it!
1096
00:48:57,137 --> 00:49:00,141
Did Jack Spade ever give you
this kind of an opportunity?
1097
00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:01,934
No, he did not.
1098
00:49:02,101 --> 00:49:05,480
You will never see
this amount of money
1099
00:49:05,646 --> 00:49:09,900
for as long as you're
with Jack Spade and the DWL,
1100
00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:12,152
no matter how hard you grind,
1101
00:49:12,277 --> 00:49:14,572
no matter how much
you deserve it.
1102
00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:17,409
But you work for me,
you will be set for life.
1103
00:49:17,574 --> 00:49:19,911
Work for me,
and you have security
1104
00:49:20,077 --> 00:49:22,414
for you and your loved ones.
1105
00:49:22,579 --> 00:49:24,248
Or are you gonna throw away
1106
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,501
the biggest opportunity
of your life
1107
00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:30,338
for some silly and blind
devotion to Jack Spade?
1108
00:49:37,094 --> 00:49:39,931
Sign! Sign! Sign!
1109
00:49:41,432 --> 00:49:42,641
Hey, Gully!
1110
00:49:42,809 --> 00:49:44,518
- Boo!
- Shut up!
1111
00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:47,105
You get the hell away from her!
1112
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,666
All right.
Let's hear him.
1113
00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:50,858
Let's hear him out.
1114
00:49:51,025 --> 00:49:53,110
Maybe you're hard of hearing,
1115
00:49:53,277 --> 00:49:55,822
but you cannot buy
Crystal Tyler!
1116
00:49:55,989 --> 00:49:59,199
She's no sellout, like you!
1117
00:49:59,324 --> 00:50:02,161
Boo!
1118
00:50:02,327 --> 00:50:03,413
Well, well, well, Jack.
1119
00:50:03,579 --> 00:50:04,860
It's, uh, not really a surprise,
1120
00:50:04,956 --> 00:50:06,123
you showing up here tonight.
1121
00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:07,791
I see how you're looking
at Rooster,
1122
00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,753
like the one who got away,
and so you're here, now,
1123
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,672
beg Crystal to not leave too.
1124
00:50:12,838 --> 00:50:14,298
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1125
00:50:14,465 --> 00:50:17,217
Crystal Tyler chooses
her own words!
1126
00:50:17,342 --> 00:50:20,472
I'm not here to plead
with her to stay.
1127
00:50:20,637 --> 00:50:23,807
I'm here to fight by her side!
1128
00:50:23,932 --> 00:50:27,853
She's always had my back,
and I will always have hers!
1129
00:50:27,978 --> 00:50:30,815
Crystal's not here
to have your back.
1130
00:50:30,981 --> 00:50:32,567
She's here to stab you in it!
1131
00:50:32,733 --> 00:50:34,735
Oh!
1132
00:50:34,902 --> 00:50:37,030
Whoo!
1133
00:50:37,197 --> 00:50:38,572
Yeah!
1134
00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:50,835
Nice writing, Jack.
1135
00:50:53,378 --> 00:50:56,090
Whoo!
1136
00:50:56,257 --> 00:50:57,759
Yes!
1137
00:50:57,884 --> 00:50:59,594
Bye-bye, Jack.
1138
00:51:03,639 --> 00:51:04,849
Looks like we got a deal!
1139
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:08,018
Whoo! Dystopia!
1140
00:51:08,186 --> 00:51:09,269
Whoo!
1141
00:51:12,398 --> 00:51:14,400
Whoo-hoo!
1142
00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,365
Looks like Jack's waking up
a bit!
1143
00:51:21,532 --> 00:51:22,574
Get him!
1144
00:51:57,860 --> 00:52:01,530
Wherever you are, Jack Spade,
this isn't over!
1145
00:52:01,697 --> 00:52:03,740
Dystopia for life!
1146
00:52:05,117 --> 00:52:07,161
Yeah!
1147
00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:10,456
Yessir!
1148
00:52:10,623 --> 00:52:12,583
Pop on that zipline
was fucking incredible!
1149
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:16,128
Aw, dude, you wrote
the shit out of that.
1150
00:52:16,295 --> 00:52:17,630
- Crystal.
- Yeah.
1151
00:52:17,797 --> 00:52:19,632
Crystal. Jesus.
1152
00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:20,818
Hey, how long do you think
it'll take
1153
00:52:20,842 --> 00:52:21,842
for the arena to clear?
1154
00:52:21,925 --> 00:52:23,469
Hopefully soon. I gotta piss.
1155
00:52:23,594 --> 00:52:26,222
Just go here. I'll move.
1156
00:52:26,389 --> 00:52:27,681
What?
1157
00:52:30,143 --> 00:52:32,269
Yeah! Whoo!
1158
00:52:32,436 --> 00:52:35,398
Yeah!
1159
00:52:46,784 --> 00:52:48,161
Excuse me.
1160
00:52:48,327 --> 00:52:49,804
Somebody told me that you work
with Crystal Tyler
1161
00:52:49,829 --> 00:52:50,829
and the Spade brothers.
1162
00:52:50,871 --> 00:52:51,871
I do.
1163
00:52:51,998 --> 00:52:53,166
I'm Brooks Rizzo.
1164
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,418
I would love to know
more about them.
1165
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,336
Like what?
1166
00:52:57,503 --> 00:52:58,545
Everything.
81284
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