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Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick
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- (MOUSE CLICKING)
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (MOUSE CLICKS)
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(TESTING DIFFERENT DANCE BEATS)
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(MOUSE CLICKING)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(ISOLATED SYNTH PLAYING IN LOWER KEY)
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MASON: Well, it's gonna
be a big night, right?
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I mean,
how much are we looking at?
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NICKY ON PHONE:
I'll give you five a head.
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MASON: Five a head? Fuck you.
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There's tiki bars in Encino
that pay more than that.
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We're gonna
pull out on you, then.
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How about I guarantee you
500 heads.
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And you fucking bump us
up to seven?
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You pull 500 girls
in the club,
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I'll give you fucking head.
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Wait, am I on speaker?
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MASON:
Yeah, my phone's broke.
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What time is Cole's set?
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Oh, yeah, Cole.
I got him down at 9:00 p.m.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Who's going on at 11:00?
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Uh, DJ Gavin playing at 11:00.
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(MOUTHING)
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Does DJ Gavin have 25
Kappa Alpha Alpha mega-sluts
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coming in a fucking party bus?
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'Cause they ain't gonna
be there until 11:00.
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You know,
be a fucking gentleman, Nicky.
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Be a gentleman? Fuck you, kid.
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11:00.
And fix your goddamn phone.
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All right, bitch.
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(COLE LAUGHING)
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I got you, boo!
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(GRUNTS) Primetime!
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You know, it's a major night
for my boy, all right?
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Just, you know, cut loose.
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Bring whoever. Bring them all.
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Bring them all.
The girl with the dimples.
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See you then.
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- 150 heads.
- Nice, man.
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Ooh! No, thanks.
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MASON: And the squirrel
came scurrying up the tree.
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Yo, yo.
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Get out. I'm driving.
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- What?
- Get out. I'm driving.
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Get in. Get in. Come on.
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MASON: There he is.
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Wearing a leather jacket
in the summertime.
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- Good afternoon, gentlemen.
- MASON: Good God.
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Five, four, three,
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two, one.
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(SCHOOL BELL TOLLING)
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James Reed. Thursday. Social.
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You should come out to Social.
James Reed is headlining.
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How are you doing?
Do you like, uh...
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Do you like electronic music?
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Your nose job looks great.
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Do you promise?
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James Reed. Social. Thursdays.
Bring a friend.
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Bring all your friends.
If they look like you, bring 'em all.
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Here, here, all of you guys.
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Girl, you want to come out
on Thursday?
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James Reed is DJing.
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Social. Thursdays.
I'll take care of you.
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Okay.
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Here, put your number
in my phone.
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If you guys bring, like,
a couple of friends,
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I can get you a free bottle.
It's Cole, by the way.
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See you Thursday.
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I should have gone to college.
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COLE: This is the San Fernando Valley,
that flat stretch of land
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on the other side
of the Hollywood Hills.
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Our greatest contributions
to American culture
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remain the porn industry
and ditsy girls.
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But we've also got the best sushi
in the western hemisphere.
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And it's always
in a strip mall. Always.
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That's my friend
Mason's house.
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And that's the pool house
in the back
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where I've been living
since I was 15.
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That's where we threw down
with some punks
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from Canoga Park
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and I got this awesome scar.
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And these are my friends.
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Shh.
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Yo, yo. The fact is that 99%
of all people in this world,
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they're looking for a party.
Okay?
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And 1% of people,
they are the party.
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You gotta fucking be that.
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You know, your body is 85% water
and I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty.
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This isn't some unce unce
bridge-and-tunnel bullshit.
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This is the best
dance party in L.A.
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And that guy right there...
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- He's DJing.
- I'm DJing.
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Just the side room, though.
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Just the side room.
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COLE: These days
you can invent an app,
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start a blog,
sell shit online.
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But if you're a DJ,
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all you need is a laptop,
some talent and one track.
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That track is your ticket
to everything.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Man, DJing, producing,
look, it's hard.
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It's a saturated market.
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Yeah. 'Cause there's not
enough actors in L.A.
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I'm not an actor.
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I'm a movie star.
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This is gonna be the best...
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- The best...
- The best...
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- The best night...
- The best night...
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ALL:
The best night of your life.
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MASON: You're so fucking
pretty, Ollie. Like an angel.
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Get off me.
You smell like shit.
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OLLIE:
This one's off Beachwood.
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Four bedrooms, a party deck.
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Two hundred square-foot
dining room.
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Perfect for entertaining.
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You know, we could turn the
dining room into our office.
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Mase, uh, dude, the cheapest
place here is six grand.
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I mean, you don't have
enough money to fix your car.
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Hey!
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- With Ollie's drug money...
- Shut up.
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And our nights at Social
blowing up, okay,
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we're gonna be
out of the Valley
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by the end of this summer.
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Okay? And I feel...
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Look, I feel really
fucking good about Thursday.
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I mean, like, like so good,
like when Jenny Haze
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put her finger
up my asshole good, dude.
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Like that kind of good.
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Dude, that was your finger.
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That was your finger.
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I'm pretty sure
she wasn't even there.
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Jenna Haze's fingers.
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Listen, believe in me?
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'Cause I believe in you.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What's up, kids?
Good to see you, bro.
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You're looking sharp
as ever, Paige.
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Yeah, you, too, man.
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Hey, you know my boys.
Squirrel, Cole and Mason.
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PAIGE: What's up?
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Young hustlers' club.
I like it, I like it.
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We prefer to be called
entrepreneurs but, uh...
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You're an entrepreneur!
My kind of guy.
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Yo, Paige, man, you should come to
the new spot, Social, on Thursday.
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- Social?
- I'll take care of you.
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PAIGE: You're gonna
take care of me, huh?
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- OLLIE: That's right.
- Tell you what,
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whenever you guys are ready to
start making some real loot,
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you need to holler at me,
you know, bring the boys.
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You do that.
Think about it, huh?
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I'll tell you what, brunch is
on me, all right, fellas?
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Bye-bye. (SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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Why is he talking about money?
What money?
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Man,
Paige is always recruiting.
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For what? Doesn't he, like,
produce porn?
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No, he's in real estate,
assface.
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Can he just, what,
get us a house, then?
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We're sitting here
talking about houses...
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No, no, no. He's like
a real estate businessman.
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(LAUGHS) What does that mean?
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I don't know what that is.
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Okay, I'm not exactly sure
what he does.
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But... (WHISTLES)
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He's making
a lot of money doing it.
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(MASON GRUNTS)
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(ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD PLAYING)
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(MASON GROWLING)
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(GROWLS)
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(SNARLS)
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Mason.
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Mason.
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I asked you three times to
work on that roof yesterday.
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The toilet's still broken.
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Okay.
I'll fucking do it later.
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Now.
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- Okay.
- You, too, Cole.
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Sorry, my dad's such a dick.
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(NAIL GUN FIRING)
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OLLIE: Later, Pop.
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SQUIRREL: Cheers.
MASON: Cheers.
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All right,
this is for you, Squirrel.
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Yo, I got one. I got one.
I got one.
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This moment right here,
with all of you guys,
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this is honestly
my favorite part of the night.
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It's the moment
before it starts.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Mason. Mason,
where's my 500, bro?
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You see
the fucking line outside?
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You can wait to thank me till
the end of the night, 'kay?
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Hey, you. Do not play
any of the songs on that list.
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Do you understand me?
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Save Firepower for Mr. Reed.
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Ooh! Hello, beautiful.
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You look so fucking important
with that list in your hand.
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Here you go.
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- What's up, Devin?
- What's up, Cole?
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- How are you doing?
- I'm good, man.
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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Warming the room up for you.
It's all good.
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- Thanks, bro.
- Hey, buddy.
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All right, have fun, man.
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What a dick.
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Yo, Ollie, my main man.
How you doing?
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Good, good, good. Look,
hook me up with another round.
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I'll throw you a Vine,
I'll make you famous and shit.
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All right, I got you.
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You guys let me know if you
need anything, all right?
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Off the menu.
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Hey, hey, bro, bro.
I'm boys with your friend.
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You know, Ollie,
the pretty boy.
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Uh, sorry, kid.
I'm fucking sorry.
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Wait, wait.
What about this guy?
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You know him?
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Don't "bro" me
if you don't know me.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS) This party sucks.
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- L.A.'s dead.
- (BOTH) Hi, Sarah.
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Hey, Cole,
can you play Drunk in Love?
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Absolutely not.
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Hey, Squirrel,
I like your shirt.
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(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Ow! What the hell?
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We gotta round up chicks
for Paige.
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COLE:
Looks like he's doing fine.
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OLLIE: Yeah,
those girls are wack.
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All right, find me something.
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(SIGHS)
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What do you think of this guy?
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- This guy?
- Yeah.
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GIRL: I think
he's getting paid too much.
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What do you think about him?
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COLE:
I think he used to be good.
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Now I think he's just gives
the people what they want.
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Hey, do you wanna come
sit at my friend's table?
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You can drink for free.
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Do you promote here?
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No.
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My friends promote here.
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- Right.
- I kind of help.
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- Well, have a nice night.
- I...
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey, you're James Reed, right?
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Mmm-hmm.
248
00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:21,884
Do you smoke?
249
00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,490
Yes, I do.
250
00:13:29,649 --> 00:13:30,751
(COUGHING)
251
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,049
- What the fuck is that?
- What?
252
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:34,816
- Is there tobacco in that?
- Yeah.
253
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,458
- It's a spliff.
- A "spliff"?
254
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,888
What are you, French?
255
00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:40,657
No. I'm American.
256
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:41,815
All right. This is the
most important advice
257
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:42,982
you're ever gonna get.
258
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,752
Never mix THC with nicotine.
259
00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:47,223
It fogs up the high.
260
00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:49,426
It'll last longer
if you mix it.
261
00:13:49,582 --> 00:13:51,025
It's not about
making it last longer,
262
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,626
it's about enjoying it.
263
00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,384
You spin here regularly?
264
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:01,952
Yeah.
265
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,253
- They pay you?
- Mmm-mmm.
266
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,048
No.
267
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,055
But the drinks are free.
268
00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,490
Well, that's nice of them.
269
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,224
You wanna go to a party?
270
00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,551
- What, like now?
- Yeah. Right now.
271
00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:23,487
It should be fun.
272
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,119
Yeah.
273
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,787
You want?
274
00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:32,422
Yeah, sure.
275
00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:35,557
So, like, where have
you been to, to spin?
276
00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:40,319
Okay.
Tokyo, Berlin, Frankfurt...
277
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,786
Uh, Belgium.
278
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,654
Dubai,
which is in the Middle East.
279
00:14:44,781 --> 00:14:46,381
Yeah, it's like Vegas
of the Middle East.
280
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:51,324
Ibiza, Majorca, Madrid, Paris.
281
00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,129
Paris, they got some
great music right now.
282
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,521
Yo, you seen Cole?
283
00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,751
Can't say I have.
284
00:14:57,881 --> 00:14:58,984
Then what's the plan?
285
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,990
See you in the morning.
286
00:15:04,148 --> 00:15:05,955
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
287
00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:22,123
Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.
288
00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:24,717
That painting is worth more
than my car.
289
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,154
James?
290
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,788
Mmm?
291
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:37,987
This painting is alive.
292
00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:43,285
Nah.
293
00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:46,251
It's just the PCP talking.
294
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,092
PCP?
295
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,415
Ooh.
296
00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,524
Well, I've seen many
door girls in my day
297
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:00,819
- but this one...
- Look.
298
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,656
I will go home with you
tonight under two conditions.
299
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,123
- Yes.
- One,
300
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:06,884
you understand
that it is pity sex
301
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:08,322
and I will never admit to it.
302
00:16:08,449 --> 00:16:12,824
And two, you shut the fuck up
for the rest of the night.
303
00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,185
Okay?
304
00:16:16,815 --> 00:16:18,893
- (CAR ALARM BLARING)
- Where are those nuts, Squirrel?
305
00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:19,981
Where did you hide
your fucking nuts?
306
00:16:20,115 --> 00:16:21,395
- It ain't winter yet.
- (GROANS)
307
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,686
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
308
00:17:43,748 --> 00:17:44,782
(GASPS)
309
00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:21,786
What are you doing here?
310
00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:27,490
Um, me and James
went to a party, I think.
311
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,082
- What are you doing here?
- (JAMES YAWNING)
312
00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,623
- I... I live here.
- Oh, my God!
313
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,158
My brain is bleeding.
314
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,782
My blood is going to start
coming out of my eyeballs.
315
00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,415
You like this homeless puppy
I found?
316
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,057
Is he housebroken?
317
00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,682
I don't know. Check the rugs.
318
00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:46,786
I can actually
smell the whisky
319
00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:47,915
coming out of your skin.
320
00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:48,981
Mmm?
321
00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:50,854
You didn't drive home
last night, did you?
322
00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:52,890
You used to smell
like fermented liquor, too.
323
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:55,492
Cole, this is Sophie,
my role model.
324
00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:57,892
Nice to meet you, Cole.
325
00:18:58,015 --> 00:18:59,015
Nice to meet you.
326
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,653
You were talking
a big game last night, kid.
327
00:19:02,815 --> 00:19:04,293
(SIGHS) I was?
328
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,188
You were saying,
"All I need is one track."
329
00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:09,053
You were gonna
control people's hearts,
330
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,955
fly around the world.
(CHUCKLES)
331
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,292
I'm not supposed
to drink whisky.
332
00:19:13,948 --> 00:19:15,119
Or take PCP.
333
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,614
Uh...
334
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,219
Do you have any aspirin?
335
00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:22,450
We have tons of aspirin
but I'm not giving you shit
336
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:23,957
until you play me something.
337
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,688
You have tracks
on your phone, right?
338
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:28,320
(SIGHS) Okay.
339
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,653
It's not really morning music.
340
00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:32,316
Oh, well, that's okay
because it's 12:30.
341
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:33,481
JAMES: It's 12:30?
342
00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,853
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE)
343
00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:58,451
I'm just gonna skip ahead.
344
00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:11,291
It's fun.
345
00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:13,182
"Fun"?
346
00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:14,825
I'm gonna pour myself a drink
347
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,857
before this hangover
gets real.
348
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,118
Soph, can we get Cole an Uber?
349
00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:20,848
SOPHIE: Um...
350
00:20:21,314 --> 00:20:22,314
I can give him a ride.
351
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:23,788
I have some errands
to run, so...
352
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:27,018
Great! I'll be here,
festering slowly.
353
00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:35,955
You know, James is a snob.
354
00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:37,525
He's really hard on everyone.
355
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:40,284
- So...
- Don't worry, it's cool.
356
00:20:40,414 --> 00:20:41,824
It's not...
357
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:45,926
(COLE CHUCKLES)
358
00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,653
Stanford, huh?
359
00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:53,483
That's a nice school.
360
00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:55,953
Do you go to college?
361
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:57,252
No.
362
00:20:58,915 --> 00:21:01,120
- I could have gone to college.
- Mmm.
363
00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,350
I could have run track
at UC Davis.
364
00:21:03,581 --> 00:21:04,820
Why... Why didn't you?
365
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,126
Well...
366
00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:10,490
School is a waste of time.
367
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:13,149
It can be
368
00:21:13,281 --> 00:21:15,281
if you're doing something
better with your time.
369
00:21:20,414 --> 00:21:21,949
SQUIRREL: Can't believe
you guys just left me
370
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,684
abandoned there with Sara.
371
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:24,952
Dicks.
372
00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,322
She did unspeakable things.
373
00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,619
MASON: Ugh, this fuckin'...
374
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,453
This girl straight
beat my ass.
375
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,752
I thought I was strong, man.
376
00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:34,785
Girl was supposed to
call me later. It's whatever.
377
00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:37,984
Gentlemen, your earnings.
378
00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,490
MASON: Hey, hey.
379
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,491
At ease.
380
00:21:44,082 --> 00:21:45,286
(GRUNTS)
381
00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:46,921
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:50,820
200 bucks?
383
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:52,619
What the fuck is this, man?
384
00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:54,623
We brought in
560 people last night.
385
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,748
We brought in 562.
386
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,586
I thought that was the point
of this, we bring in 500 heads.
387
00:21:57,715 --> 00:22:00,921
I'm gonna fucking murder
that cheesy motherfucker!
388
00:22:04,748 --> 00:22:06,068
I just read
about this guy, right,
389
00:22:06,148 --> 00:22:07,318
who invented Instagram.
390
00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:09,120
He sold it for $400 million.
391
00:22:09,581 --> 00:22:10,786
So?
392
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,290
Man, he was 26 years old.
393
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,824
I mean, he spent the next
fucking year of his life
394
00:22:13,948 --> 00:22:14,948
flying around the world,
395
00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:17,117
taking pictures of his girlfriend
on different beaches.
396
00:22:17,247 --> 00:22:19,418
- Kevin Systrom.
- What?
397
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,651
It's Kevin Systrom. The guy
who invented Instagram,
398
00:22:21,781 --> 00:22:22,986
his name is Kevin Systrom.
399
00:22:23,115 --> 00:22:24,285
Fuck Kevin Systrom!
400
00:22:25,781 --> 00:22:29,021
Dude, I live for Thursdays.
The club is my thing.
401
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,489
Yeah, man. I'm not saying
we should quit altogether
402
00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:31,819
but aren't you tired
of taking taxis
403
00:22:31,948 --> 00:22:33,289
back from fucking Silver Lake
every night?
404
00:22:33,414 --> 00:22:35,790
I'm tired of taking Squirrel's
mom's fucking station wagon.
405
00:22:35,915 --> 00:22:37,790
Okay. I'm tired of driving
your bum ass around.
406
00:22:37,915 --> 00:22:39,153
I'm fucking tired of you
jerking off
407
00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,281
5 feet from my pillow.
408
00:22:40,414 --> 00:22:42,153
You're not gonna
get tired of that ever.
409
00:22:42,281 --> 00:22:43,987
You guys want to
make real money?
410
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,075
Or you want to fucking
live and die in the Valley?
411
00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:53,222
Look, I have an idea.
412
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:54,648
(PAIGE READING)
413
00:22:58,781 --> 00:23:00,952
All this abstract,
computerized,
414
00:23:01,082 --> 00:23:04,651
digitized, on-paper bullshit
is for pussies.
415
00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:15,252
Fuck a diamond,
that shit's forever.
416
00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:17,321
Hi, Mrs. Henderson?
417
00:23:17,448 --> 00:23:20,289
Hi, I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
418
00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:21,619
Hi, my name is Cole.
419
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,748
I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
420
00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:26,788
This is a list of homeowners
in the area
421
00:23:26,915 --> 00:23:28,824
that are in the
unfortunate position
422
00:23:28,948 --> 00:23:30,289
of facing foreclosure.
423
00:23:30,414 --> 00:23:33,722
I was wondering if I could
talk to, uh, a Mr. Stein?
424
00:23:33,848 --> 00:23:34,848
Uh, Mr. "Steen"?
425
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,253
So we're cold-calling people?
426
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:37,381
No. No. No, no.
427
00:23:37,481 --> 00:23:39,823
You are calling people
who are in need,
428
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,668
with the solution
that they are looking for.
429
00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:43,589
When you call these people,
430
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,158
you're calling
as their friend.
431
00:23:47,881 --> 00:23:49,358
We charge $5,000
432
00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:51,618
to negotiate their
foreclosures with the banks.
433
00:23:51,748 --> 00:23:55,453
Every deal you close,
I give you 15%.
434
00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:57,121
Well, that's like 600...
435
00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:58,589
$750.
436
00:23:58,715 --> 00:24:00,920
Boom. Good fucking math, kid.
437
00:24:01,581 --> 00:24:04,582
Now to, uh, restore
your faith in humanity,
438
00:24:04,715 --> 00:24:08,591
let me break you off
something real proper-like.
439
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,124
Welcome to the kingdom, boys.
440
00:24:13,381 --> 00:24:14,825
MASON: Holy shit!
441
00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:16,084
That's like 1,000 bucks
at least.
442
00:24:16,214 --> 00:24:17,283
Oh!
443
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,790
OLLIE: Smell it. Smell it.
Smell it.
444
00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:23,416
Let's do this. Let's do this.
Come on. It's a good thing.
445
00:24:31,114 --> 00:24:33,251
- (SAW WHIRRING)
- MASON: So, Dad,
446
00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:36,420
me and Cole, we're making
some money, and I thought
447
00:24:36,548 --> 00:24:38,355
maybe we could invest in
a roof and some new floors
448
00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:40,516
and we can have this fucking
house ready to sell by winter.
449
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:41,888
- (MOBILE VIBRATING)
- For sure.
450
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,984
- Hello?
- JAMES: Yo, San Fernando.
451
00:24:44,114 --> 00:24:45,615
- It's James.
- What's up, man?
452
00:24:45,748 --> 00:24:47,419
What are you doing Saturday?
453
00:24:48,081 --> 00:24:49,923
Uh, nothing. Nothing. Why?
454
00:24:50,047 --> 00:24:51,719
You wanna make some cash?
455
00:24:52,815 --> 00:24:53,884
Doing what?
456
00:24:59,948 --> 00:25:01,584
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
457
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,552
(INAUDIBLE)
458
00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:25,118
Hey, can you play
Drunk in Love?
459
00:25:26,381 --> 00:25:27,381
Uh...
460
00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:29,324
Please?
461
00:25:29,448 --> 00:25:31,050
Yeah, sure,
I'll try to work it in.
462
00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:33,886
For you, sir, from James.
463
00:25:35,114 --> 00:25:36,456
What, are you, like,
his secretary now?
464
00:25:36,581 --> 00:25:38,115
His assistant, actually.
465
00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:41,884
Oh, you look so surprised.
466
00:25:43,281 --> 00:25:44,350
Wow!
467
00:25:44,481 --> 00:25:45,481
Oh, I'm sorry.
468
00:25:45,614 --> 00:25:47,114
Were you trying to tell her
all about the free drinks
469
00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:48,952
you can get her on Thursdays?
470
00:25:51,815 --> 00:25:52,918
What's in there? Rosé?
471
00:25:54,781 --> 00:25:55,815
Here.
472
00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:03,790
- Club soda.
- With cranberry.
473
00:26:03,915 --> 00:26:04,983
Very stealth.
474
00:26:08,581 --> 00:26:11,115
Hey, you know, this party's
looking a little stiff, Cole.
475
00:26:11,781 --> 00:26:13,918
So what are you saying?
Do I need to amp it up?
476
00:26:14,047 --> 00:26:17,389
You could try but this crowd
doesn't dance before midnight.
477
00:26:18,448 --> 00:26:19,721
Okay.
478
00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,119
(COLE SPEAKING)
479
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,117
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- So it's the DJ's job
480
00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:27,088
to get the crowd out of their
heads and into their bodies.
481
00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:28,450
So in order to do that,
482
00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:29,888
you need at the very least...
483
00:26:30,314 --> 00:26:31,314
(COLE READING)
484
00:26:32,081 --> 00:26:33,559
a cursory knowledge
of mathematics
485
00:26:33,881 --> 00:26:36,051
and the broad strokes
of 9th-grade biology.
486
00:26:36,748 --> 00:26:38,623
For example,
the baseline controls
487
00:26:38,748 --> 00:26:40,248
this region
of the body right here.
488
00:26:42,381 --> 00:26:43,915
The most important region.
489
00:26:47,414 --> 00:26:48,894
There's always going
to be resistance,
490
00:26:49,548 --> 00:26:50,617
so you gotta be patient.
491
00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:53,384
Look for that one person who's
not afraid to just go for it.
492
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,290
Next, you want to zero in
on their heartbeats.
493
00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:22,324
I like to start them off
at about 120 beats per minute.
494
00:27:22,448 --> 00:27:24,016
That's equivalent
to the heartbeat
495
00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,716
of a long-distance runner.
496
00:27:33,414 --> 00:27:35,255
You see, BPM
is the name of the game.
497
00:27:35,581 --> 00:27:36,581
(COLE READING)
498
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,980
- About 60 BPMs.
- (REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
499
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,883
(DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYING)
500
00:27:47,281 --> 00:27:50,191
Dubstep is actually 140 BPMs
cut to half-speed,
501
00:27:50,314 --> 00:27:52,223
it ends up being
about 70 BPMs.
502
00:27:52,581 --> 00:27:53,615
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)
503
00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:56,487
House is around
110 to 130 BPMs.
504
00:27:58,281 --> 00:27:59,315
(COLE READING)
505
00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:01,184
(HARDCORE MUSIC PLAYING)
506
00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,758
I'm not sure
how you dance to that.
507
00:28:03,614 --> 00:28:05,319
Once you've locked
onto their heart rate,
508
00:28:05,448 --> 00:28:07,426
you start bringing 'em up
song by song.
509
00:28:07,748 --> 00:28:09,487
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
510
00:28:39,147 --> 00:28:41,489
There's a popular myth
that 128 beats per minute
511
00:28:41,614 --> 00:28:43,921
is the rate that synergizes
most with your heartbeat.
512
00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,658
That's the magic number.
513
00:28:54,947 --> 00:28:56,357
Once you've gotten
your crowd there,
514
00:28:56,481 --> 00:29:00,015
you're controlling their
entire circulatory system.
515
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,224
Hey, man, would you mind
watching this for me?
516
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,018
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Thanks, man.
517
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,287
What are you guys doing here?
518
00:29:47,414 --> 00:29:48,687
What do you mean,
what am I doing here?
519
00:29:48,814 --> 00:29:50,349
Think I'm gonna come all the
way out here, pick you up,
520
00:29:50,481 --> 00:29:51,652
and not party?
521
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,854
Hey, James.
Uh, they're with me.
522
00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:55,185
This is Mason,
Ollie and Squirrel.
523
00:29:55,314 --> 00:29:56,656
How is it going?
524
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:57,780
Nice to meet you all.
525
00:29:57,847 --> 00:29:58,824
Actually, you met us before.
526
00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:00,687
We promote at Social
on Thursdays.
527
00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:03,316
Listen, we should grab a bite
to eat sometime, man.
528
00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:05,357
I'm basically
this kid's fucking manager,
529
00:30:05,481 --> 00:30:06,787
you know what I mean?
530
00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,551
And I think we could use
a little bit of advice.
531
00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,215
You know what,
just enjoy the party.
532
00:30:10,347 --> 00:30:12,154
We'll talk shop another time.
533
00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:14,848
Nice to meet you, bro.
534
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,481
JAMES: Hey, Cole,
I wanna show you somethin'.
535
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,319
Just be cool.
536
00:30:19,081 --> 00:30:20,320
I'm like the coolest
fucking dude ever.
537
00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:21,857
I don't... (MUMBLES)
538
00:30:24,814 --> 00:30:26,588
Are you kidding me?
539
00:30:29,081 --> 00:30:30,582
You have a Wurlitzer?
540
00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,917
(PLAYING MELLOW MUSIC) Wow.
541
00:30:39,747 --> 00:30:41,589
Well, that's not bad.
542
00:30:42,314 --> 00:30:44,019
My mom taught piano.
543
00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:46,357
Yeah? She still teach?
544
00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:49,652
Maybe.
545
00:30:51,314 --> 00:30:53,258
I wanna show you something.
546
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,420
This is called a Buchla.
547
00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:01,589
It's a mod synth.
548
00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:03,856
There's only a couple of them
in the world.
549
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,980
Bowie used one of these
in Space Oddity.
550
00:31:07,181 --> 00:31:08,625
Yes, he did.
551
00:31:12,448 --> 00:31:14,823
- (PITCH-SHIFTING NOTES)
- Holy cow!
552
00:31:19,014 --> 00:31:20,685
How do you ever
leave this place?
553
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,653
You'd be surprised at all the
distractions that can come up.
554
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:27,054
You were good out there,
you know?
555
00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:28,658
You really know
how to work a crowd.
556
00:31:28,947 --> 00:31:30,254
Thanks, man.
557
00:31:30,414 --> 00:31:32,153
You know what? Let's hear
that track of yours again.
558
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,656
You got it with you?
559
00:31:34,613 --> 00:31:36,489
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
560
00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:45,153
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Okay, here's the thing.
561
00:31:45,414 --> 00:31:48,085
The beginning sounds like
Skrillex's brother made it.
562
00:31:48,247 --> 00:31:49,781
- Okay.
- And then right here...
563
00:31:49,914 --> 00:31:51,415
(MUSIC RESUMES)
564
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,384
That sounds like early
Juan Atkins to me,
565
00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:55,548
which is good,
566
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,988
but, uh, you're trying to be
too many different people.
567
00:31:58,114 --> 00:31:59,285
I want it to be that way.
568
00:31:59,414 --> 00:32:01,534
I want a lot of switches.
I want a lot of transitions.
569
00:32:01,613 --> 00:32:02,613
Yeah.
570
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,624
- Like, big, heavy drops.
- Mmm.
571
00:32:04,747 --> 00:32:06,054
That's what's crushing it now.
572
00:32:06,181 --> 00:32:07,352
You sound like an asshole.
573
00:32:07,481 --> 00:32:09,356
All that was missing
was a hashtag.
574
00:32:10,081 --> 00:32:12,491
"Imitation is suicide."
Emerson said that.
575
00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:16,019
Okay.
576
00:32:16,147 --> 00:32:17,181
Look, you can make
people dance,
577
00:32:17,314 --> 00:32:18,394
and that's half the battle.
578
00:32:18,448 --> 00:32:21,483
Any successful artist,
they have this moment
579
00:32:21,613 --> 00:32:23,557
when they stop being
an admirer
580
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,919
and they find their signature.
581
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,953
You know a secret?
582
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:32,718
I never go to sushi
on Mondays because,
583
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,847
fun fact,
584
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,616
all the fish markets
are closed.
585
00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:37,191
You guys want to hear
something interesting?
586
00:32:37,314 --> 00:32:38,485
The best sushi in all of L.A.
587
00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:41,251
is Teru Sushi
in fucking Studio City.
588
00:32:42,314 --> 00:32:45,155
(LAUGHS) Does this girl look
like she eats in the Valley?
589
00:32:45,347 --> 00:32:46,688
(ALL LAUGHING)
590
00:32:47,314 --> 00:32:48,552
Okay, the sushi in the Valley
591
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,988
is the best sushi in the
western hemisphere, kid.
592
00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:53,190
And what are you,
the Valley Board of Tourism?
593
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:59,054
- Mase, Mase. Chill, chill.
- Excuse me. Relax. Relax.
594
00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:01,489
Have a sense of humor, bro.
595
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,219
Did he just say "bro"?
Yo, I got a sense of humor.
596
00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,256
You want to hear
something fucking hilarious?
597
00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:08,381
You dress like
Hillary Clinton, bro.
598
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:22,147
JAMES: Hey!
599
00:33:22,914 --> 00:33:23,914
Hey!
600
00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:25,389
Hey!
601
00:33:27,147 --> 00:33:28,818
COLE: (STAMMERS)
What happened?
602
00:33:28,947 --> 00:33:30,254
What was that about?
603
00:33:30,381 --> 00:33:31,484
Sushi.
604
00:33:31,613 --> 00:33:33,114
Sushi?
605
00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:38,681
(SNIFFLES)
606
00:33:46,647 --> 00:33:47,886
SQUIRREL: Pick a place, man.
607
00:33:56,414 --> 00:33:58,652
Why don't we come here
more often, man?
608
00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,052
I come here all the time.
609
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:05,151
Really?
610
00:34:05,814 --> 00:34:07,019
Yeah.
611
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,124
You know,
try to clear my head.
612
00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:15,847
Sorry about your gig, though.
613
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,513
- COLE: Whatever.
- Yeah.
614
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:21,480
(BOTH LAUGHING)
615
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,616
(DOORBELL RINGING)
616
00:35:01,547 --> 00:35:02,616
Oh, Jesus.
617
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:08,686
- Hey.
- Hey.
618
00:35:10,914 --> 00:35:11,914
Is James home?
619
00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:13,820
Uh, yeah, he should be.
620
00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:15,050
I'll let you in.
621
00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:38,353
Hey, babe.
622
00:35:42,047 --> 00:35:44,456
JAMES: I was just
taking a little nap.
623
00:35:45,014 --> 00:35:46,355
SOPHIE: I know.
624
00:35:51,347 --> 00:35:52,449
(JAMES COUGHING)
625
00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:54,716
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
626
00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:56,681
I can't accept this.
627
00:35:57,214 --> 00:35:59,249
Oh, Christ.
Put that back in your pocket.
628
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,052
What do you think,
I broke up with you?
629
00:36:01,314 --> 00:36:03,053
- No, man.
- Your friends, dude,
630
00:36:03,181 --> 00:36:04,988
they're gorillas,
but me and you, we're cool.
631
00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:07,382
Is that it?
632
00:36:10,947 --> 00:36:11,981
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- What is that?
633
00:36:12,314 --> 00:36:13,874
That one, right there.
What's that loop?
634
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,486
That's a handclap.
635
00:36:15,647 --> 00:36:17,127
Yeah, I know
it's a handclap, dipshit.
636
00:36:17,214 --> 00:36:18,454
But what is it?
Did you make it?
637
00:36:18,547 --> 00:36:19,547
It's a sample.
638
00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,482
Well, ironically, it's the
only live thing in there.
639
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:24,813
I mean, amongst all this other
640
00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:26,324
synthetic
computer-generated garbage,
641
00:36:26,447 --> 00:36:29,789
that's one honest handclap.
642
00:36:31,114 --> 00:36:33,149
Listen, I get it, man.
I've been there before.
643
00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:34,854
But you're not gonna
get anywhere
644
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,014
using the same old sounds
645
00:36:36,147 --> 00:36:37,818
that every other
laptop DJ is using.
646
00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:39,652
Yeah. But, I mean,
by definition, like,
647
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,655
all electronic music
is computer-generated.
648
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,281
Yeah, but it can be organic.
649
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,015
So that synthetic kick drum...
650
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,790
So that tinny keyboard...
651
00:36:53,214 --> 00:36:54,657
Music.
652
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,015
Sounds have soul.
653
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:58,716
Build them from scratch.
654
00:36:59,346 --> 00:37:00,517
Find new ones.
655
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,920
Get your head
out of that laptop
656
00:37:01,947 --> 00:37:03,754
and start listening to
what the real fucking world
657
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,017
is trying to tell you.
658
00:37:06,214 --> 00:37:07,282
That's your problem.
659
00:37:07,814 --> 00:37:08,883
You don't listen.
660
00:37:09,513 --> 00:37:11,821
Hey, Jimmy is on the phone
about Elysian Fields.
661
00:37:11,947 --> 00:37:14,152
What days are we traveling
to Vegas, 20th or 21st?
662
00:37:14,947 --> 00:37:16,084
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
663
00:37:16,214 --> 00:37:17,454
What do you think
of that track?
664
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,220
Um, it's fine.
665
00:37:20,346 --> 00:37:21,415
See? Haters.
666
00:37:21,547 --> 00:37:22,991
Haters are your
target audience.
667
00:37:23,447 --> 00:37:26,153
Oh. Well, lovers know
where you sleep.
668
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,225
- Which day?
- 19th.
669
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,381
- I need a blackjack day.
- SOPHIE: Thank you.
670
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,485
Hi, Jimmy.
Yeah, he says, um, the 19th.
671
00:37:36,547 --> 00:37:37,581
Yeah, we're looking
forward to it.
672
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,192
I'll make sure
he gets there on time.
673
00:37:39,313 --> 00:37:40,313
Thank you.
674
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,622
JAMES: Well, you sounded
highly professional right now.
675
00:37:43,747 --> 00:37:45,520
Don't patronize me.
676
00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:48,214
I'm gonna take a break.
677
00:37:48,346 --> 00:37:50,415
You can use the space
whenever you want.
678
00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:52,186
You are coming with me.
679
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,033
SOPHIE: (GIGGLES)
Are you asking or telling?
680
00:37:54,413 --> 00:37:55,516
(SIGHS)
681
00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:06,687
Hi, I'm calling from
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
682
00:38:06,814 --> 00:38:09,348
Um, may I speak
with Tanya Romero?
683
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,549
- This is she.
- Hi, Tanya.
684
00:38:11,714 --> 00:38:13,021
I understand that
your bank's given you
685
00:38:13,147 --> 00:38:14,385
a notice of foreclosure.
686
00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:16,855
Yesterday.
How did you know that?
687
00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:19,951
Well, we work with the banks
to help negotiate...
688
00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:22,319
- (BABY FUSSING)
- Shh, honey.
689
00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:24,119
Sounds like you have
a little monster over there.
690
00:38:24,246 --> 00:38:25,485
That's my son, Richard.
691
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:27,855
Richard. (CHUCKLES)
692
00:38:28,447 --> 00:38:29,720
That's actually...
That's funny.
693
00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:31,518
That's my dad's name.
694
00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:33,182
Cole. Cole, baby,
come check this out.
695
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:35,227
Why don't you let him work?
696
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,284
Are you really able
to prevent evictions?
697
00:38:38,413 --> 00:38:39,413
Uh, yeah.
698
00:38:39,647 --> 00:38:41,148
Absolutely.
Actually, you know what?
699
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,315
Let me transfer you
over to my manager
700
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,119
and he can talk you
through everything.
701
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,360
- PAIGE: First name?
- What?
702
00:38:46,413 --> 00:38:47,413
What is the client's
first name?
703
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,580
COLE: Tanya.
704
00:38:49,081 --> 00:38:50,456
Tanya Romero.
705
00:38:51,647 --> 00:38:52,954
Tanya, Paige Laurel.
706
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,721
I hear we're catching you
at a rough time.
707
00:38:55,647 --> 00:38:57,386
Right. Oh, right.
708
00:38:57,513 --> 00:39:00,514
Let me just tell you a little
hit about what we do.
709
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,815
Hey, what's up, man?
710
00:39:39,947 --> 00:39:41,322
This is my boy, Cole.
711
00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:11,382
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
712
00:40:11,513 --> 00:40:12,513
(CROWD CHEERING)
713
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,886
- Come on, I need your voice.
- I don't want to.
714
00:40:20,014 --> 00:40:21,889
- No, I'm not doing it.
- Come here. Help me, come on.
715
00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:23,685
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
716
00:40:23,814 --> 00:40:25,348
You don't wanna
help your buddy?
717
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,480
No. No!
718
00:40:26,847 --> 00:40:27,950
Number nine.
719
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,217
(IN LOW VOICE) Number nine.
720
00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:30,653
(BOTH LAUGHING)
721
00:40:32,814 --> 00:40:35,917
Synchronicity is electricity.
722
00:40:36,613 --> 00:40:39,955
Synchronicity is electricity
723
00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:43,992
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
724
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,849
(INAUDIBLE)
725
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:22,055
That's good. That's good.
726
00:41:24,213 --> 00:41:25,691
- That was it?
- Yeah, that's it.
727
00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:27,086
That's how you make a track.
728
00:41:27,213 --> 00:41:28,452
That was really, really scary.
729
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,615
That was it. That's the one.
730
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,758
He said,
"Meet me at the fountain."
731
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,914
I was like, '"Fountain'?
We're in Rome.
732
00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:35,251
"There's fountains everywhere."
733
00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,949
"Which fountain?"
734
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,581
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- (SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
735
00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:41,623
Hey,
let's wait till Clarissa's.
736
00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:44,289
Clarissa. Who's Clarissa?
737
00:41:45,613 --> 00:41:48,022
Um, you met her, like,
three times. She, um...
738
00:41:48,146 --> 00:41:49,426
She just graduated
from Stanford.
739
00:41:49,547 --> 00:41:50,547
(MOBILE VIBRATING)
740
00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,648
JAMES:
Oh, the Stanford party. Right.
741
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:55,116
Come on, they're my friends.
742
00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,593
Well, I can be your friend,
baby.
743
00:42:02,447 --> 00:42:04,721
Why don't you take Cole?
Cole, you should go.
744
00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:09,084
Come on, man.
It's Friday night.
745
00:42:09,213 --> 00:42:10,493
Like, what else
are you gonna do?
746
00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:13,023
I'm gonna watch C-Span until
I lose faith in humanity.
747
00:42:13,146 --> 00:42:14,624
But you guys should go.
748
00:42:14,747 --> 00:42:16,347
You can talk about
your millennial angst.
749
00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:17,413
Too much validation.
750
00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:22,183
MAN: The irony is
if you're gonna be a lawyer,
751
00:42:22,313 --> 00:42:24,713
you're basically handing in essays
for the rest of your life.
752
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,280
Yeah, but at least
now I'm getting paid for it.
753
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,720
Cheers to that.
754
00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:30,716
What do you do?
755
00:42:31,647 --> 00:42:32,852
Uh, I'm an assistant.
756
00:42:32,979 --> 00:42:34,116
Oh, yeah? Where at?
757
00:42:34,246 --> 00:42:36,087
A personal assistant,
actually.
758
00:42:36,213 --> 00:42:38,157
- For a musician.
- Oh, for who?
759
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,519
I love music.
760
00:42:39,647 --> 00:42:41,716
James Reed? He's a DJ.
761
00:42:44,113 --> 00:42:45,954
Yeah, I don't know him.
762
00:42:46,613 --> 00:42:48,921
- I'm gonna get a drink.
- I'll come with you.
763
00:42:49,246 --> 00:42:50,417
Excuse me.
764
00:42:53,714 --> 00:42:56,749
I think they spent, like,
$200 on cheese.
765
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,388
Yeah, and half the people here
don't eat dairy.
766
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,622
I'm gonna find the bathroom.
767
00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,587
All right.
You sure you're okay?
768
00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:06,248
Yeah, I'm fine.
769
00:43:09,613 --> 00:43:11,488
MAN 1: Hey, that Sophie girl
is pretty cute.
770
00:43:11,613 --> 00:43:12,613
Is she our year?
771
00:43:12,747 --> 00:43:14,315
Yeah, for like a minute.
She failed out.
772
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:15,814
MAN 1: What do you mean?
773
00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:18,116
Every guy in our dorm
saw her tits.
774
00:43:18,246 --> 00:43:20,724
I never went there personally.
Wish I had.
775
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,982
The line's too long.
776
00:43:22,447 --> 00:43:24,322
- Here, let's go over here.
- Why?
777
00:43:24,447 --> 00:43:26,890
MAN 2: And she's, like, totally
fucking the DJ she works for.
778
00:43:27,113 --> 00:43:28,716
He's, like, 40
and pays the bills.
779
00:43:28,847 --> 00:43:31,154
MAN 1: Hey, I'd help her buy
groceries for a week or two.
780
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,349
(BOTH LAUGHING)
781
00:43:34,747 --> 00:43:36,281
- SOPHIE: Don't.
- Hmm?
782
00:43:41,814 --> 00:43:43,814
Hey, when you guys jerk
each other off,
783
00:43:43,946 --> 00:43:45,356
do you take turns?
784
00:43:46,113 --> 00:43:49,284
Or is it more of like
a simultaneous kind of deal?
785
00:43:52,647 --> 00:43:53,647
SOPHIE: Cole, stop!
786
00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:54,814
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- Hey!
787
00:44:02,613 --> 00:44:04,488
You really didn't have
to do that.
788
00:44:04,613 --> 00:44:06,249
COLE: Fuck those guys.
789
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,921
They wouldn't last two seconds
in the real world.
790
00:44:10,946 --> 00:44:13,981
SOPHIE: Those guys will end up
running the real world.
791
00:44:14,447 --> 00:44:15,754
Yeah, I know.
792
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,683
Just so you know,
I didn't fail out.
793
00:44:20,513 --> 00:44:22,491
I just needed
to take some time off.
794
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,180
Now all my friends
are graduating
795
00:44:25,313 --> 00:44:27,916
and I have nothing
to show for myself.
796
00:44:29,613 --> 00:44:31,750
Why don't you just
go back to school?
797
00:44:33,313 --> 00:44:35,313
I can't afford it.
798
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,985
There's a ton of schools that
are cheaper than Stanford.
799
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,787
Yeah, maybe.
800
00:44:50,346 --> 00:44:52,823
James thinks
you're really talented.
801
00:44:53,846 --> 00:44:55,153
Yeah?
802
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,852
Yeah.
803
00:44:57,813 --> 00:44:59,916
- (LAUGHS)
- He said that?
804
00:45:00,647 --> 00:45:02,022
He said you have
805
00:45:02,146 --> 00:45:04,750
"an acute sense
of assemblage."
806
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,451
Yes!
807
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,814
What the fuck does that mean?
808
00:45:16,946 --> 00:45:17,980
Is it French?
809
00:45:18,113 --> 00:45:19,648
(FRENCH ACCENT) Assemblage.
810
00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:20,916
(FRENCH ACCENT) Assemblage.
811
00:45:21,113 --> 00:45:22,284
Do you really know
what it means?
812
00:45:22,413 --> 00:45:24,413
- No.
- I don't really, either,
813
00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:25,787
but it's a good thing, I think.
814
00:45:25,879 --> 00:45:26,948
I think so, too.
815
00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,813
OLLIE: We have got uppers,
downers, screamers, laughers,
816
00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:51,653
MDMA and some
fucking Special K.
817
00:45:51,779 --> 00:45:54,656
We've even got some mints
for the kids.
818
00:45:54,779 --> 00:45:56,155
I fucking love
music festivals.
819
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,258
Yeah, every hit
of ecstasy is, like,
820
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,187
five years of jail sentence
at least.
821
00:46:00,313 --> 00:46:02,756
All right,
rave rule number one. Okay?
822
00:46:02,879 --> 00:46:05,357
If anybody gets lost, we have
the buddy fucking system.
823
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,048
We meet back
at the car, right?
824
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:08,180
I hate being daddy here,
825
00:46:08,313 --> 00:46:09,673
but I gotta do it.
That's the rule.
826
00:46:12,879 --> 00:46:14,516
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
827
00:46:17,447 --> 00:46:19,288
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
828
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,514
(INAUDIBLE)
829
00:47:17,879 --> 00:47:19,255
SOPHIE ON VOICEMAIL:
Hey, are you here?
830
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:21,324
I'm at the Ferris wheel.
Come find me.
831
00:47:22,346 --> 00:47:24,051
I love it here.
832
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,320
I gotta go.
833
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:34,421
Hey, guys, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
834
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:35,547
MASON: Where the fuck
are you going, man?
835
00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:36,879
Fuck, man!
Where are you going?
836
00:47:44,979 --> 00:47:46,979
James got drunk
and ditched me.
837
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:52,721
- Are you rolling?
- Me? Never.
838
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:56,588
Stick out your tongue.
839
00:49:21,746 --> 00:49:23,281
Where are you, man?
We're at the spot.
840
00:49:23,413 --> 00:49:24,754
Just give him five minutes.
841
00:51:20,746 --> 00:51:23,417
- Hi.
- Hi.
842
00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,420
Should we get room service?
843
00:51:32,979 --> 00:51:34,888
- I want pancakes.
- Hmm.
844
00:51:44,412 --> 00:51:46,254
I want a cheeseburger.
845
00:51:48,779 --> 00:51:50,586
- Cheeseburger?
- With bacon.
846
00:51:52,146 --> 00:51:53,987
And fries.
847
00:51:54,113 --> 00:51:55,715
And a side of avocado.
848
00:51:57,813 --> 00:51:59,120
(CHUCKLING)
849
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,586
Mmm.
850
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,751
(SOPHIE CHUCKLING)
851
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:11,289
- So good.
- So good.
852
00:52:11,412 --> 00:52:12,617
How is yours?
853
00:52:12,746 --> 00:52:14,224
Fucking unbelievable.
854
00:52:14,346 --> 00:52:15,379
Can I try?
855
00:52:15,512 --> 00:52:16,581
Yes.
856
00:52:17,879 --> 00:52:19,584
Oh, my God.
I'm stuffing my face.
857
00:52:19,713 --> 00:52:22,384
I was so hungry. So good.
858
00:52:23,246 --> 00:52:24,746
Mmm.
859
00:52:24,879 --> 00:52:26,754
(CHUCKLING) You have no idea.
860
00:52:29,612 --> 00:52:31,749
MASON: I can'! Believe you
fucking did that to your friends, right?
861
00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:33,550
I mean, she'd better have
been an eight and a half,
862
00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:34,748
like, on a bad day.
863
00:52:34,879 --> 00:52:36,079
What are you
fucking smiling...
864
00:52:36,180 --> 00:52:37,657
You ditch your friends,
and you're smiling.
865
00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,654
It's not fucking funny.
If I didn't love you,
866
00:52:39,779 --> 00:52:41,086
or if you didn't have
such a pretty smile,
867
00:52:41,213 --> 00:52:43,349
I swear to God,
I'd fucking take you down.
868
00:52:43,479 --> 00:52:45,014
(LAUGHING)
869
00:52:45,846 --> 00:52:47,346
OLLIE: You guys both be quiet.
870
00:52:47,646 --> 00:52:49,215
That's the little bit
you told me about.
871
00:52:49,345 --> 00:52:50,687
MASON: That's the thing
about girl face.
872
00:52:50,813 --> 00:52:52,757
I know that face.
I know that face.
873
00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,413
(INAUDIBLE)
874
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,421
(LINE RINGING)
875
00:53:17,979 --> 00:53:20,650
(ON VOICEMAIL) Hey,
it's Sophie, leave a message.
876
00:53:22,246 --> 00:53:23,689
(DEVICE BEEPING)
877
00:53:26,312 --> 00:53:28,517
Gold Star Realty Solutions.
878
00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:31,556
Hi, uh, this is Tanya Romero.
879
00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:33,248
Is this Cole?
880
00:53:33,379 --> 00:53:34,686
Yeah. Hi, Tanya.
881
00:53:34,813 --> 00:53:36,290
Uh, can you do
something for me?
882
00:53:36,412 --> 00:53:37,515
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
883
00:53:37,879 --> 00:53:39,379
Hello? Cole?
884
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,421
Hello?
885
00:53:46,412 --> 00:53:47,515
You.
886
00:53:49,213 --> 00:53:50,713
What the fuck, man?
887
00:53:52,846 --> 00:53:54,256
You didn't call me
at the festival.
888
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,921
I met up with these
Ukrainian acrobats...
889
00:53:58,046 --> 00:54:00,717
Oh, cell phone
reception was shitty.
890
00:54:01,746 --> 00:54:04,247
Come on.
The fight's already started.
891
00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:07,250
Oh, uh, can I get you
something to drink?
892
00:54:07,379 --> 00:54:08,482
Uh, yeah, man,
whatever you're having.
893
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,917
Well, I'm having Pellegrino
'cause I'm... I'm laying off.
894
00:54:14,013 --> 00:54:15,453
- Sure, the same thing.
- Same thing?
895
00:54:15,479 --> 00:54:16,479
Yeah, Pellegrino.
896
00:54:16,646 --> 00:54:18,521
All right. Yay!
897
00:54:26,345 --> 00:54:27,379
JAMES:
I'm not really into sports
898
00:54:27,512 --> 00:54:28,546
but there's something
about grown men
899
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:29,748
beating the shit out
of each other
900
00:54:29,879 --> 00:54:32,322
while their friends watch
that really intrigues me.
901
00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:39,220
I'm gonna go get
an energy drink.
902
00:54:39,345 --> 00:54:40,914
Anybody want anything?
903
00:54:41,046 --> 00:54:42,717
No, I'm good, man, thank you.
904
00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,418
I tried to call you.
905
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,720
Look, it was inevitable
it was gonna happen
906
00:54:59,846 --> 00:55:02,255
and it happened,
so let's just move on.
907
00:55:02,679 --> 00:55:03,816
What?
908
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,123
Is that what you really want?
909
00:55:11,146 --> 00:55:12,316
JAMES: Anyway...
910
00:55:12,879 --> 00:55:15,789
I may or may not have
gotten a little sentimental.
911
00:55:16,879 --> 00:55:18,515
Here you go.
912
00:55:28,013 --> 00:55:30,490
It's actually
a self-serving gift.
913
00:55:30,612 --> 00:55:32,647
I was asked to play
the Pioneer DJ Summerfest,
914
00:55:32,779 --> 00:55:33,813
they said I could
bring an opener.
915
00:55:33,946 --> 00:55:35,117
Are you kidding me?
916
00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:37,821
But then I imagined you
up there with your janky rig
917
00:55:37,946 --> 00:55:40,015
in front of all those
gyrating tweens.
918
00:55:40,146 --> 00:55:42,680
And it just didn't sit right.
919
00:55:44,046 --> 00:55:46,024
You better get that
track ready.
920
00:55:50,479 --> 00:55:52,286
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
921
00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:21,957
This, uh, I...
I found on my door yesterday.
922
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,020
Uh-oh. (EXHALES SHARPLY)
923
00:56:24,779 --> 00:56:25,779
God!
924
00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:27,657
Just awful. Mmm.
925
00:56:28,179 --> 00:56:29,782
I can't even imagine.
926
00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:32,456
(SIGHS)
927
00:56:32,612 --> 00:56:35,215
So, what's the next move?
928
00:56:35,345 --> 00:56:36,379
Mrs. Romero,
929
00:56:36,512 --> 00:56:39,820
I'm sure you must know
the housing market right now,
930
00:56:40,345 --> 00:56:42,017
it's just brutal.
931
00:56:42,145 --> 00:56:44,384
Now, I brought a record of our
correspondence with your bank
932
00:56:44,512 --> 00:56:47,047
and if you look at this,
you can see that we pushed.
933
00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:48,919
It's just...
These guys, they just,
934
00:56:49,046 --> 00:56:50,648
they do not wanna
work with us.
935
00:56:52,179 --> 00:56:53,555
Where does that leave me?
936
00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:56,520
Yeah, Paige, there's gotta be
something we could do.
937
00:56:57,813 --> 00:57:00,222
Okay. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
938
00:57:00,779 --> 00:57:04,313
Look, there is, uh... (LAUGHS)
There's one thing, I guess.
939
00:57:04,446 --> 00:57:06,583
(STAMMERS) It's not
something that we usually do.
940
00:57:06,713 --> 00:57:10,680
But if you were to sign the
deed of your house over to us,
941
00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:16,256
I could offer you a $20,000
rebate right here on the spot.
942
00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:18,687
You're offering to
buy my house for $20,000
943
00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:20,381
but it's worth $300,000.
944
00:57:20,512 --> 00:57:22,649
Yeah, but that's just
a number, right?
945
00:57:22,779 --> 00:57:24,085
I mean, it really doesn't
mean anything.
946
00:57:24,212 --> 00:57:25,918
You see,
that number doesn't matter
947
00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:27,819
because you're in foreclosure.
948
00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:30,184
So you could lose your house,
get nothing,
949
00:57:30,312 --> 00:57:33,153
or sign it over to us.
950
00:57:33,279 --> 00:57:35,518
I'll rent it back to you and
I'll do it at a lower rate.
951
00:57:40,913 --> 00:57:42,117
What was that?
952
00:57:42,245 --> 00:57:45,485
Just did more for that woman
than any bank ever could.
953
00:57:45,612 --> 00:57:47,055
You just stole
her fucking house.
954
00:57:47,179 --> 00:57:49,453
No, no, no. We just made
real fucking money in there.
955
00:57:49,579 --> 00:57:50,716
You got that?
Real fucking money.
956
00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:52,346
Did you see that chandelier?
957
00:57:52,479 --> 00:57:55,889
I will sell this place
for 500-600 grand, easy.
958
00:57:56,013 --> 00:57:57,547
Sell it?
959
00:57:57,679 --> 00:58:00,350
You just said you were
gonna rent it back to her.
960
00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:01,957
(LAUGHING) This guy.
961
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:03,182
You got to relax, kid.
962
00:58:03,312 --> 00:58:05,352
I'm not talking about
doing it overnight, all right?
963
00:58:05,679 --> 00:58:07,020
- Fuck, man!
- Hey, hey, hey!
964
00:58:07,312 --> 00:58:08,312
Listen.
965
00:58:08,546 --> 00:58:11,149
Everybody is responsible
for themselves. You got that?
966
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,518
You just walked in that house,
967
00:58:12,646 --> 00:58:14,885
you earned yourself
a $15,000 bonus.
968
00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:17,286
Now, do you want that money
or are you too upset?
969
00:58:25,813 --> 00:58:26,916
(ENGINE STARTING)
970
00:58:42,279 --> 00:58:44,314
(PLAYING KEYBOARD)
971
00:59:05,779 --> 00:59:07,051
JAMES: You know why
the dining experience
972
00:59:07,179 --> 00:59:08,350
is subpar in LA?
973
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:11,890
Because the restaurant staff
is biding their time
974
00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:14,513
until they land a sitcom.
975
00:59:14,646 --> 00:59:15,885
They can remember their lines
976
00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:18,149
but they can't remember
my fucking order.
977
00:59:18,279 --> 00:59:20,018
SOPHIE: Well, it got
a good review online.
978
00:59:20,145 --> 00:59:21,952
Oh, yes.
The high-minded people
979
00:59:22,079 --> 00:59:24,284
of the Internet hath spoken.
980
00:59:24,412 --> 00:59:25,515
The high-minded people
of the Internet
981
00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:26,987
speak highly of you.
982
00:59:27,112 --> 00:59:28,818
Oh, yeah.
983
00:59:28,945 --> 00:59:30,287
Shows you how much they know.
984
00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:33,581
- Hey.
- COLE: Hey.
985
00:59:34,579 --> 00:59:36,557
JAMES: Oh... (LAUGHS)
SOPHIE: Another drink?
986
00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:38,350
I can't talk
when you're like this.
987
00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:39,956
JAMES: Oh, like what?
988
00:59:43,345 --> 00:59:44,345
Oh.
989
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,018
Happy birthday.
990
00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:49,386
I think I'm gonna go.
991
00:59:49,512 --> 00:59:51,183
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on.
992
00:59:52,912 --> 00:59:54,219
We're gonna have some cake.
993
00:59:54,345 --> 00:59:56,482
- It's my birthday.
- Happy birthday, man.
994
00:59:56,612 --> 00:59:58,453
JAMES: Come here,
come here, come here.
995
00:59:59,145 --> 01:00:00,350
(JAMES GRUNTING)
996
01:00:01,245 --> 01:00:03,018
Take that.
Take it. Take it. Take it.
997
01:00:04,112 --> 01:00:05,454
Thanks.
998
01:00:05,579 --> 01:00:09,022
Soph, you want a piece
with a blueberry on it?
999
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:17,316
Mmm. Oh, this is good.
1000
01:00:17,945 --> 01:00:19,480
Cole?
1001
01:00:19,612 --> 01:00:21,351
- So good, baby.
- It's really good.
1002
01:00:25,746 --> 01:00:28,019
You know I hate my birthday.
1003
01:00:28,245 --> 01:00:30,223
I got it. (CHUCKLES)
1004
01:00:30,345 --> 01:00:31,584
Now I hate it, too.
1005
01:00:33,412 --> 01:00:34,515
JAMES: Soph.
1006
01:00:35,679 --> 01:00:37,315
All right,
you're gonna miss out.
1007
01:00:37,779 --> 01:00:40,017
Cole and I are gonna
eat this entire thing.
1008
01:00:40,145 --> 01:00:43,282
SOPHIE: Do what you want.
You always do.
1009
01:00:43,412 --> 01:00:44,685
Yes!
1010
01:00:45,579 --> 01:00:46,716
It's a good philosophy.
1011
01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:48,323
If everybody did
what they wanted,
1012
01:00:48,446 --> 01:00:50,014
the world would be
a happier place.
1013
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,282
You're not happy.
You're drunk.
1014
01:00:52,412 --> 01:00:54,117
- I'm just gonna go.
- No, no, no, stay.
1015
01:00:54,245 --> 01:00:56,314
Apparently this is my birthday party
and we're gonna celebrate.
1016
01:00:56,446 --> 01:00:57,846
Sophie, come on,
let's have a drink.
1017
01:00:58,245 --> 01:00:59,518
Sophie.
1018
01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:01,250
Get your ass down here!
1019
01:01:05,612 --> 01:01:07,612
Is this the part
where I go redeem myself?
1020
01:01:13,779 --> 01:01:15,313
Come on.
1021
01:01:15,446 --> 01:01:17,253
Let's get out of here.
1022
01:01:17,379 --> 01:01:19,448
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1023
01:01:28,479 --> 01:01:29,548
Oh, yeah!
1024
01:01:32,978 --> 01:01:34,354
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1025
01:01:34,479 --> 01:01:35,718
Summerfest!
1026
01:01:35,845 --> 01:01:37,050
Cheers.
1027
01:01:43,512 --> 01:01:45,512
It's gonna be a blast, man.
You think you're ready?
1028
01:01:45,646 --> 01:01:47,749
- Mmm.
- This could be your big launch, man.
1029
01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:50,356
You know, a lotta young DJs
got their start at Summerfest.
1030
01:01:50,479 --> 01:01:51,582
Are you listening to me?
1031
01:01:51,713 --> 01:01:52,985
I feel like
you're not listening to me.
1032
01:01:53,112 --> 01:01:54,112
I gotta piss.
1033
01:01:54,646 --> 01:01:55,680
I'm not feelin' so hot.
1034
01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:57,847
Jesus!
You broke the seal too early.
1035
01:02:02,679 --> 01:02:05,884
You are so talented.
1036
01:02:06,612 --> 01:02:08,317
(VOMITING)
1037
01:02:10,646 --> 01:02:12,180
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1038
01:02:12,845 --> 01:02:14,346
(VIBRATING)
1039
01:02:24,012 --> 01:02:25,285
(COUGHING)
1040
01:02:26,212 --> 01:02:27,383
(SPITTING)
1041
01:02:27,512 --> 01:02:29,148
- JAMES: Wow.
- (GROANS)
1042
01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:30,723
You were right.
1043
01:02:30,845 --> 01:02:32,380
You really
shouldn't drink whisky.
1044
01:02:33,546 --> 01:02:34,546
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1045
01:02:34,679 --> 01:02:36,520
What's that?
Is that your phone?
1046
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:39,353
Hey! Answer
your fucking phone, Cole!
1047
01:02:39,612 --> 01:02:41,419
Who is that?
1048
01:02:41,546 --> 01:02:42,580
What the fuck is your problem?
1049
01:02:42,713 --> 01:02:45,316
Let's see who the fuck
is calling you at 1:00 a.m.
1050
01:02:48,212 --> 01:02:49,814
She probably
wants to talk about you.
1051
01:02:50,878 --> 01:02:53,822
You ungrateful little shit.
Did you fuck her?
1052
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,346
What?
1053
01:02:55,978 --> 01:02:58,479
- (GROANS) Fuck.
- Did you fuck her?
1054
01:03:01,279 --> 01:03:02,881
(GROANS)
1055
01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:04,216
(GRUNTS)
1056
01:03:05,012 --> 01:03:06,456
Ow!
1057
01:03:06,712 --> 01:03:08,190
What the fuck was that?
1058
01:03:08,312 --> 01:03:10,192
That's four years of MMA,
emphasis on Muay Thai.
1059
01:03:10,279 --> 01:03:11,689
(GROANING)
1060
01:03:11,812 --> 01:03:13,188
This is your thing, right?
I mean, you like to fight.
1061
01:03:13,312 --> 01:03:14,312
Come on, get up.
1062
01:03:14,446 --> 01:03:15,980
You don't give a shit
about her, man.
1063
01:03:16,112 --> 01:03:17,146
What, you think
because you went out to Vegas
1064
01:03:17,279 --> 01:03:18,915
and you fucked her that
you know something I don't?
1065
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,421
She loves you, you loser.
1066
01:03:20,546 --> 01:03:21,852
Oh, I'm a loser? Says the guy
1067
01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:23,581
with the drug dealer friends
and no car.
1068
01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:25,384
You're all talk, man.
1069
01:03:25,512 --> 01:03:27,012
(SNIFFING)
1070
01:03:27,145 --> 01:03:29,316
You think you're some
musical genius.
1071
01:03:30,412 --> 01:03:32,515
Maybe you used to be good.
1072
01:03:34,212 --> 01:03:35,848
Now you're just
a drunk sell-out
1073
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,319
collecting the check.
1074
01:03:44,712 --> 01:03:47,690
You listen to me,
you weaselly little cunt.
1075
01:03:47,812 --> 01:03:49,847
You don't know
a damn thing about me,
1076
01:03:49,978 --> 01:03:51,251
the things I walk around with.
1077
01:03:51,379 --> 01:03:53,516
What are you, 23 years old?
1078
01:03:54,345 --> 01:03:55,879
You haven't even been alive
long enough
1079
01:03:56,012 --> 01:03:58,650
to understand the meaning
of the world "irreparable".
1080
01:04:01,145 --> 01:04:02,345
But at some point
in your life,
1081
01:04:02,412 --> 01:04:05,583
there are gonna be things
that finish you.
1082
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,322
There won't be a damn thing
you can do about it.
1083
01:04:21,312 --> 01:04:22,517
(SIGHS)
1084
01:04:27,412 --> 01:04:28,718
Why did you shave it?
1085
01:04:29,245 --> 01:04:30,279
Good day, gentlemen.
1086
01:04:30,412 --> 01:04:32,083
Dude, Why'd you do that, man?
1087
01:04:32,245 --> 01:04:33,565
I was just
getting used to fucking
1088
01:04:33,645 --> 01:04:35,055
hanging out
with Burt Reynolds.
1089
01:04:35,179 --> 01:04:36,659
You look like
you're 10 years old now.
1090
01:04:38,845 --> 01:04:39,845
What happened to you?
1091
01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:43,385
Don't wanna talk about it.
1092
01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,113
MASON:
Fucking depressing in here.
1093
01:04:45,245 --> 01:04:46,688
Let's get some sushi.
1094
01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:57,015
After we eat, I got something
special to show you guys.
1095
01:04:58,345 --> 01:04:59,379
Whoa.
1096
01:05:00,011 --> 01:05:01,318
I'm gonna join him.
1097
01:05:05,411 --> 01:05:08,252
Sorry about Summerfest, man.
I know you would've killed it.
1098
01:05:12,245 --> 01:05:16,485
I've been applying for jobs
at a few places.
1099
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,547
Entry-level positions.
1100
01:05:21,978 --> 01:05:23,183
Wait, are you recording this?
1101
01:05:25,078 --> 01:05:27,420
Why? You don't wanna
keep working with the group?
1102
01:05:28,577 --> 01:05:31,317
I don't know. Do you?
1103
01:05:32,677 --> 01:05:35,621
Don't you feel like there's
a lot more we could be doing?
1104
01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:37,617
- Like more quality stuff?
- Yeah.
1105
01:05:37,744 --> 01:05:38,984
Dude, this is
fucking temporary.
1106
01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:40,749
You think we signed up
for a lifetime in real estate?
1107
01:05:41,078 --> 01:05:42,680
And it's not temporary.
1108
01:05:44,178 --> 01:05:45,883
We've always been those guys.
1109
01:05:46,345 --> 01:05:47,947
I mean, Cole,
1110
01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:50,920
are we ever gonna be
better than this?
1111
01:05:56,777 --> 01:05:58,982
I thought we said Hollywood
Hills, not Granada Hills.
1112
01:05:59,111 --> 01:06:00,248
It's a stepping stone
1113
01:06:00,378 --> 01:06:02,821
and it gets us all
out of our unsatisfactory
1114
01:06:02,944 --> 01:06:04,081
respective situations.
1115
01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:05,779
Cole, come here.
Check this shit out.
1116
01:06:05,911 --> 01:06:09,253
This right here
is your studio.
1117
01:06:10,411 --> 01:06:12,082
Soundproof the walls.
1118
01:06:13,411 --> 01:06:15,615
What do you give to a man
who has everything?
1119
01:06:19,544 --> 01:06:20,954
Just more of that man.
1120
01:06:23,345 --> 01:06:24,845
And this...
1121
01:06:25,844 --> 01:06:27,220
This is me.
1122
01:06:27,345 --> 01:06:29,050
Of course.
1123
01:06:29,178 --> 01:06:30,418
You'll all be
very happy to know
1124
01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:32,011
there's a central AC unit.
1125
01:06:34,544 --> 01:06:35,613
Huh?
1126
01:06:37,378 --> 01:06:39,049
What if somebody
wants to move out?
1127
01:06:39,178 --> 01:06:40,178
They fucking move out.
1128
01:06:40,711 --> 01:06:42,191
We'll fill it up
with some Craigslist.
1129
01:06:42,944 --> 01:06:44,580
- How much?
- $750.
1130
01:06:44,711 --> 01:06:46,212
You got the biggest room,
I noticed.
1131
01:06:46,345 --> 01:06:47,585
Yeah.
Well, it's a finder's fee.
1132
01:06:47,611 --> 01:06:48,611
Well, you pay nine,
we pay seven.
1133
01:06:48,744 --> 01:06:49,744
Great!
1134
01:06:49,878 --> 01:06:51,083
Okay. (LAUGHING)
1135
01:06:52,211 --> 01:06:53,211
Who is this for?
1136
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,144
- Huh?
- COLE: You already rented it?
1137
01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:56,878
MASON: Here you go.
OLLIE: Are you crazy?
1138
01:06:56,911 --> 01:06:58,582
Oh, dude.
I forgot the best part.
1139
01:07:02,577 --> 01:07:04,419
What are you doing?
1140
01:07:04,544 --> 01:07:05,749
Welcome to the dream, bitches.
1141
01:07:05,878 --> 01:07:06,912
What?
1142
01:07:14,510 --> 01:07:16,011
MASON: Get in!
The water's warm.
1143
01:07:18,744 --> 01:07:19,881
Do a back flip, Squirrel.
1144
01:07:20,577 --> 01:07:21,919
Get in!
1145
01:07:23,111 --> 01:07:24,350
Yeah!
1146
01:07:25,944 --> 01:07:28,013
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1147
01:07:46,411 --> 01:07:47,820
(INAUDIBLE)
1148
01:08:26,577 --> 01:08:29,021
♪ (SINGING IN UNISON) ♪
I ain't got no crystal ball
1149
01:08:29,144 --> 01:08:34,611
if I had a million dollars
well, I, I'd spend it all.
1150
01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:37,120
We fucking made it.
We made it.
1151
01:08:38,111 --> 01:08:39,645
(ALL LAUGHING)
1152
01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,817
Bring it in real quick.
1153
01:09:09,611 --> 01:09:10,748
Oh, fuck.
1154
01:09:18,711 --> 01:09:20,518
MASON: Oh, man. (SNIFFS)
1155
01:09:21,944 --> 01:09:23,081
(EXHALES)
1156
01:09:23,211 --> 01:09:24,950
Can you stop smacking on that?
1157
01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:28,488
(GROANS)
Dude, I'm fucking dying here.
1158
01:09:28,611 --> 01:09:29,714
I'm literally dying.
1159
01:09:30,344 --> 01:09:31,583
Hey, what was the name
1160
01:09:31,711 --> 01:09:33,950
of the blonde chick
that was playing, uh,
1161
01:09:34,911 --> 01:09:36,479
chicken fights?
1162
01:09:36,611 --> 01:09:38,248
I think I banged her.
1163
01:09:39,344 --> 01:09:41,413
This house is gonna
get us arrested, man.
1164
01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:43,715
Have you guys seen what
happened in that bathroom?
1165
01:09:43,844 --> 01:09:45,321
It's fucking... (WHISTLES)
1166
01:09:45,444 --> 01:09:46,444
MASON: Yo, Squirrel.
1167
01:09:46,577 --> 01:09:47,577
What was the name of that
1168
01:09:47,711 --> 01:09:48,711
fucking blonde chick
that I was, like...
1169
01:09:48,844 --> 01:09:50,254
Yo, this guy was
a fucking legend last night.
1170
01:09:50,377 --> 01:09:52,049
Squirrelly bird, I salute you.
1171
01:09:52,178 --> 01:09:54,815
Squirrel. Hey, who was that
blonde bitch yesterday?
1172
01:09:54,944 --> 01:09:56,751
Remember?
1173
01:09:56,878 --> 01:09:57,912
OLLIE: Hey, wake up.
1174
01:09:59,078 --> 01:10:00,555
Yo, Squirrel.
1175
01:10:00,844 --> 01:10:03,344
Oh, fuck! Squirrel!
1176
01:10:03,544 --> 01:10:05,988
Yo, Cole.
He's fucking gray, dude.
1177
01:10:06,111 --> 01:10:07,315
- What?
- He's cold, man.
1178
01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:08,717
His fucking lips.
1179
01:10:10,078 --> 01:10:11,078
Squirrel, wake up!
1180
01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:12,711
Squirrel.
1181
01:10:12,844 --> 01:10:14,446
- Mase, what's the address?
- Yo, he's not breathing, guys!
1182
01:10:14,577 --> 01:10:15,884
- What's the address?
- He's not fucking breathing!
1183
01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:17,317
- I don't know.
- You don't know the fucking...
1184
01:10:17,444 --> 01:10:18,444
Fuck!
1185
01:10:18,577 --> 01:10:19,987
COLE: Ollie, Ollie, he's not
fuckin' breathing, man.
1186
01:10:20,111 --> 01:10:21,214
Squirrel, wake up, man.
Get him up.
1187
01:10:21,344 --> 01:10:22,879
Get him up. Get him up.
1188
01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,080
Let's get him up.
1189
01:10:24,844 --> 01:10:25,947
My friend, he's passed out.
He's gray.
1190
01:10:26,078 --> 01:10:27,215
What the fuck? What'd you
give him last night?
1191
01:10:27,344 --> 01:10:29,144
- Don't say that shit to me.
- What'd he take?
1192
01:10:41,611 --> 01:10:44,089
(RABBI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1193
01:10:55,410 --> 01:10:56,752
(INAUDIBLE)
1194
01:11:33,777 --> 01:11:34,754
COLE: I'm never
going back to that house.
1195
01:11:34,878 --> 01:11:36,446
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1196
01:11:40,878 --> 01:11:42,287
Paige sends his condolences.
1197
01:11:44,011 --> 01:11:45,647
Wow, that's real thoughtful
of him.
1198
01:11:45,777 --> 01:11:47,413
A condolence text.
1199
01:11:49,878 --> 01:11:51,287
If you think I'm going back
to work for that guy,
1200
01:11:51,410 --> 01:11:52,547
you're out of your mind.
1201
01:11:52,777 --> 01:11:54,254
Oh, that's great.
1202
01:11:54,377 --> 01:11:56,651
Let's throw away
the one good job that we have.
1203
01:11:56,777 --> 01:11:58,413
We're ruining lives.
1204
01:12:00,911 --> 01:12:02,048
Do you realize that?
1205
01:12:04,011 --> 01:12:05,579
MASON: Hey, listen.
Fuck Paige.
1206
01:12:05,711 --> 01:12:06,950
We're not going back
to work for him, okay?
1207
01:12:07,078 --> 01:12:08,521
Because we don't need him.
We got our own thing.
1208
01:12:08,644 --> 01:12:09,644
What thing?
1209
01:12:09,711 --> 01:12:11,382
We got Thursdays.
We got the club.
1210
01:12:11,510 --> 01:12:12,613
You're gonna book
a sitcom, man.
1211
01:12:12,744 --> 01:12:14,017
I know you are,
and you're gonna
1212
01:12:14,144 --> 01:12:15,450
bring celebs to the club.
1213
01:12:15,577 --> 01:12:17,282
And Cole
is gonna be headlining.
1214
01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,047
We're gonna Kevin Systrom
this shit right up.
1215
01:12:19,177 --> 01:12:21,087
None of that is real, dude.
1216
01:12:21,477 --> 01:12:23,352
It is not gonna happen.
1217
01:12:24,177 --> 01:12:26,053
Man, I'm not
gonna be an actor.
1218
01:12:26,177 --> 01:12:27,417
We're not gonna be
millionaires.
1219
01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:30,181
Stuff just doesn't...
It doesn't work like that.
1220
01:12:32,144 --> 01:12:35,054
Look, I look around me, man.
1221
01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,746
What else am I supposed to do?
1222
01:12:37,377 --> 01:12:38,616
(SNIFFING)
1223
01:12:38,744 --> 01:12:41,813
Look, I'm good at this.
You know, I can do this.
1224
01:12:43,978 --> 01:12:46,353
I don't wanna be a loser
the rest of my life.
1225
01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:49,613
And you guys...
1226
01:12:49,744 --> 01:12:51,915
You guys can hate me
if you want to,
1227
01:12:52,044 --> 01:12:53,419
but I'm not quitting.
1228
01:12:55,711 --> 01:12:57,018
MASON: Good.
1229
01:12:57,377 --> 01:13:00,184
That makes perfect sense,
because you are a fucking loser.
1230
01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:02,449
You're a conniving,
half-blood,
1231
01:13:02,577 --> 01:13:04,111
disloyal little fucking loser.
1232
01:13:04,244 --> 01:13:05,244
Oh, calm yourself.
1233
01:13:05,377 --> 01:13:06,684
And if it hadn't been
for your pill-popping ass
1234
01:13:06,811 --> 01:13:08,254
getting Squirrel
fucked up all night,
1235
01:13:08,377 --> 01:13:10,377
I think he'd still be sitting
right the fuck there.
1236
01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:12,279
You trying to put that
on me right now?
1237
01:13:12,410 --> 01:13:13,610
Oh, fuck. I'm just saying what
1238
01:13:13,644 --> 01:13:14,781
everybody else here
wants to say,
1239
01:13:14,911 --> 01:13:18,411
but they can't do it because
they don't have the fucking...
1240
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:20,887
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
1241
01:13:21,878 --> 01:13:22,878
(GRUNTING)
1242
01:13:23,244 --> 01:13:24,586
(OLLIE YELLING)
1243
01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:25,878
MASON: Shut the fuck up!
1244
01:13:26,011 --> 01:13:27,215
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1245
01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:29,244
Yeah?
1246
01:13:31,011 --> 01:13:32,818
I'm so fucking done with you.
1247
01:13:36,811 --> 01:13:38,982
(PANTING)
1248
01:13:41,077 --> 01:13:43,715
Fuck him. And fuck Paige, too.
You know what?
1249
01:13:43,844 --> 01:13:45,822
Those motherfuckers
are perfect for each other.
1250
01:13:59,244 --> 01:14:00,881
(WHISPERING) Fucking Squirrel.
1251
01:14:02,077 --> 01:14:04,077
COLE:
I can't believe he's gone.
1252
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,280
SOPHIE: (ON RECORDING)
Hey, are you here?
1253
01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:10,251
I'm at the Ferris wheel.
Come find me.
1254
01:14:11,177 --> 01:14:12,678
I love it here.
1255
01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:15,780
Hey, are you here?
1256
01:14:15,911 --> 01:14:18,855
I'm at the Ferris wheel.
Come find me.
1257
01:14:18,978 --> 01:14:20,182
I love it here.
1258
01:14:26,310 --> 01:14:28,345
SQUIRREL: (ON RECORDING)
I've been applying for.
1259
01:14:28,477 --> 01:14:29,978
Jobs at a few places.
1260
01:14:31,577 --> 01:14:32,987
Entry-level positions.
1261
01:14:34,644 --> 01:14:35,849
(COIN SPINNING)
1262
01:14:35,978 --> 01:14:37,512
Wait, are you recording this?
1263
01:14:43,711 --> 01:14:44,950
Oh, great.
1264
01:14:45,077 --> 01:14:46,851
It's my favorite person.
1265
01:14:48,477 --> 01:14:50,512
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1266
01:14:57,677 --> 01:14:58,848
I'm good.
1267
01:14:58,978 --> 01:15:00,751
Yeah, I'm not
offering you one.
1268
01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:05,211
- That's okay.
- Yeah. I know it's okay.
1269
01:15:05,844 --> 01:15:08,321
You fucked my girlfriend
and you called me washed up.
1270
01:15:08,477 --> 01:15:09,750
Those weren't my exact words.
1271
01:15:09,878 --> 01:15:13,344
You 20-somethings, man,
you're all about that.
1272
01:15:13,477 --> 01:15:16,148
Sharing your acute
observations.
1273
01:15:20,143 --> 01:15:21,519
I know I messed up, man.
1274
01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,015
I'm sorry.
1275
01:15:27,377 --> 01:15:28,878
Is that why
you came over here?
1276
01:15:29,377 --> 01:15:30,480
Mostly.
1277
01:15:30,677 --> 01:15:32,848
- Well, you look like shit.
- So do you.
1278
01:15:32,977 --> 01:15:34,819
Yeah, well,
I actually feel terrific.
1279
01:15:38,310 --> 01:15:40,879
Did you know
Sophie moved to the Valley?
1280
01:15:41,310 --> 01:15:44,049
North Hollywood.
Is that a real place?
1281
01:15:45,544 --> 01:15:48,522
She's making $6 espressos
at a vegan café
1282
01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:50,212
where they only serve
Fairtrade organic.
1283
01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,351
She's better off without me.
1284
01:15:55,143 --> 01:15:57,314
Summerfest is coming up
this Saturday.
1285
01:15:57,711 --> 01:15:59,211
Man, you really messed up
on that one.
1286
01:15:59,344 --> 01:16:00,754
COLE: I didn't
deserve it, anyway.
1287
01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:03,417
What's wrong with you?
1288
01:16:05,010 --> 01:16:06,818
Squirrel died.
1289
01:16:09,510 --> 01:16:10,579
(SIGHS)
1290
01:16:14,377 --> 01:16:16,252
It might be my fault.
1291
01:16:16,377 --> 01:16:18,257
Oh, come on, man.
Of course it's not your fault.
1292
01:16:18,377 --> 01:16:19,753
You don't know that.
1293
01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:23,019
It's like, no one thinks
they're a bad person.
1294
01:16:24,977 --> 01:16:26,887
I don't think I'm a good one.
1295
01:16:35,310 --> 01:16:38,254
Man, you're not even
a real person until you're 27.
1296
01:16:38,744 --> 01:16:40,483
(RUEFUL LAUGH)
1297
01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:46,154
I haven't made shit in weeks.
1298
01:16:48,677 --> 01:16:50,211
Don't let it be years.
1299
01:17:35,344 --> 01:17:36,754
Hey.
1300
01:17:36,877 --> 01:17:37,946
Hey.
1301
01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:46,249
Are you okay?
1302
01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:48,613
Yeah.
1303
01:17:50,611 --> 01:17:53,521
So, like,
do you like working here?
1304
01:17:55,077 --> 01:17:56,749
(CHUCKLING) No?
1305
01:17:56,877 --> 01:17:58,048
I mean, the tips are shitty
1306
01:17:58,177 --> 01:17:59,746
and the manager's
always hitting on me.
1307
01:17:59,877 --> 01:18:04,481
But, you know, if you want
some free pie on Thursdays,
1308
01:18:04,611 --> 01:18:05,815
I might be able to hook it up.
1309
01:18:05,943 --> 01:18:06,943
Oh, shit. (LAUGHING)
1310
01:18:07,077 --> 01:18:08,282
No promises, though, I mean...
1311
01:18:09,244 --> 01:18:10,586
All right.
1312
01:18:15,677 --> 01:18:17,950
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
1313
01:18:30,277 --> 01:18:31,687
(MUSIC STOPS)
1314
01:18:38,177 --> 01:18:39,280
Shit!
1315
01:18:40,744 --> 01:18:42,619
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1316
01:18:49,277 --> 01:18:51,516
(PANTING RHYTHMICALLY)
1317
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:02,684
(HELICOPTER PASSING OVERHEAD)
1318
01:19:05,510 --> 01:19:07,249
(ELECTRICAL WIRES HUMMING)
1319
01:19:14,177 --> 01:19:15,678
(CHIMING)
1320
01:19:17,410 --> 01:19:18,853
(BIRDSONG)
1321
01:19:29,910 --> 01:19:31,910
(NAIL GUN FIRING)
1322
01:19:43,743 --> 01:19:44,743
What are you doing?
1323
01:19:44,877 --> 01:19:47,617
Hold on. Just keep going.
Keep going.
1324
01:20:05,677 --> 01:20:07,745
(MUSIC BLEEDING THROUGH HEADPHONES)
1325
01:20:51,077 --> 01:20:52,850
(PANTING)
1326
01:21:07,776 --> 01:21:09,651
- James.
- What's up?
1327
01:21:09,776 --> 01:21:11,776
Can we talk about
Summerfest real fast?
1328
01:21:13,510 --> 01:21:15,351
I think I have something.
1329
01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:19,219
I'm playing
Summerfest tomorrow.
1330
01:21:20,210 --> 01:21:21,279
(SIGHS)
1331
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,785
That's fucking awesome.
1332
01:21:24,743 --> 01:21:26,312
Congratulations, man.
1333
01:22:13,043 --> 01:22:14,112
Fellas.
1334
01:22:15,544 --> 01:22:17,351
How ya doin'?
That's my boy Cole. Fellas.
1335
01:22:18,444 --> 01:22:20,324
That's my boy Cole.
Cole. Cole's opening for me.
1336
01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,682
Nice to meet you.
1337
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:23,781
All right.
1338
01:22:25,244 --> 01:22:28,518
(CROWD CHEERING)
1339
01:22:42,410 --> 01:22:44,388
That's a lot of beating hearts
out there.
1340
01:22:45,610 --> 01:22:47,418
Think you can handle it?
1341
01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:35,077
What's up?
1342
01:23:36,676 --> 01:23:38,120
I'm Cole Carter.
1343
01:23:47,010 --> 01:23:49,113
(PLAYS SAMPLE OF WIRES HUMMING)
1344
01:23:58,943 --> 01:24:00,716
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1345
01:24:09,676 --> 01:24:11,177
(PLAYS SAMPLE OF HELICOPTER BLADES)
1346
01:24:15,576 --> 01:24:17,316
(SLOWS HELICOPTER SAMPLE DOWN)
1347
01:24:24,743 --> 01:24:26,584
(CHIMING)
1348
01:24:47,409 --> 01:24:49,388
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1349
01:25:02,843 --> 01:25:04,548
(PLAYS SAMPLE OF PANTING)
1350
01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:19,216
SOPHIE: I love it here.
I love it here.
1351
01:25:19,543 --> 01:25:21,021
I love it here.
1352
01:25:21,344 --> 01:25:22,344
I love it here.
1353
01:25:22,476 --> 01:25:24,011
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
1354
01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:33,083
(PLAYS SAMPLE OF GROWLING)
1355
01:25:56,376 --> 01:25:57,854
(BEAT THUMPING)
1356
01:26:21,043 --> 01:26:22,248
Wait, are you recording this?
1357
01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:26,510
COLE: What, you don't wanna
keep working with the group?
1358
01:26:26,576 --> 01:26:29,180
SQUIRREL: I don't know.
Do you?
1359
01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:31,549
Don't you feel like there's
a lot more we could be doing?
1360
01:26:32,543 --> 01:26:34,112
Like, more quality stuff.
1361
01:26:35,943 --> 01:26:39,614
I mean, Cole, are we ever
gonna be better than this?
1362
01:26:43,509 --> 01:26:45,953
Are we ever
gonna be better than this?
1363
01:26:48,610 --> 01:26:50,090
Are we ever
gonna be better than this?
1364
01:26:58,376 --> 01:27:00,411
Are we ever
gonna be better than this?
1365
01:27:00,543 --> 01:27:01,850
(CROWD CHEERING)
1366
01:27:02,110 --> 01:27:04,145
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1367
01:27:30,509 --> 01:27:32,316
Are we ever
gonna be better than this?
1368
01:28:05,810 --> 01:28:07,515
(CROWD CHEERING)
1369
01:28:12,343 --> 01:28:14,252
These days
you can invent an app,
1370
01:28:14,376 --> 01:28:16,650
start a blog,
sell shit online.
1371
01:28:18,177 --> 01:28:19,381
But if you're a DJ,
1372
01:28:19,509 --> 01:28:21,316
you're gonna need to start
with one track.
1373
01:28:23,110 --> 01:28:24,280
And if it's real enough
1374
01:28:25,443 --> 01:28:26,978
and honest enough,
1375
01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:30,187
and if it's made of
everything that's made you,
1376
01:28:31,877 --> 01:28:36,844
where you come from,
who you knew, your history,
1377
01:28:38,810 --> 01:28:39,850
then you may have a chance
1378
01:28:39,977 --> 01:28:42,614
at connecting
with everyone else.
1379
01:28:45,509 --> 01:28:50,283
And maybe that's
your ticket to everything.
1380
01:29:11,743 --> 01:29:14,778
All right, everyone.
One at a time. One at a time.
1381
01:29:14,910 --> 01:29:16,910
Don't fuck with me,
I'm in a good mood.
1382
01:29:17,810 --> 01:29:18,810
Who's next?
1383
01:29:23,309 --> 01:29:24,309
I'm here to enquire about
1384
01:29:24,443 --> 01:29:26,284
a free piece of pie
that was advertised.
1385
01:29:26,977 --> 01:29:28,386
Oh, well, um, I believe
1386
01:29:28,509 --> 01:29:30,578
that offer is only
on Thursdays.
1387
01:29:31,276 --> 01:29:33,254
But, I mean...
1388
01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:36,111
I could make
an exception, I guess.
1389
01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:46,185
COLE: This is the best part.
1390
01:29:47,576 --> 01:29:48,576
(LAUGHING)
1391
01:29:48,676 --> 01:29:49,983
The best part
of anything really.
1392
01:29:51,910 --> 01:29:54,319
It's the moment
before it starts.
1393
01:29:55,176 --> 01:29:56,779
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
01:31:30,376 --> 01:31:32,513
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1395
01:31:32,537 --> 01:31:48,537
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