All language subtitles for Gone.Fishin.1997.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBGEng

♪♪

THIS SUMMER'S GONNA BE GREAT,
RIGHT, GUS?

YEAH, IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN
LAST SUMMER. THAT'S FOR SURE.

SEE, LAST SUMMER WAS A LEARNING
EXPERIENCE.

FOR INSTANCE, WE LEARNED WHERE
MY FATHER KEEPS HIS CIGARS.

NOW, JOE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE
SMOKIN'. MAN, IT'S BAD FOR YOU.

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF CUBAN
HONEYS.

I SWEAR, THIS SUMMER'S
GONNA BE A TEN.

TEN PLUS.

[Together]
BORDERLINE 1 1 !

[Coughing]

SEE? I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE
SMOKING.

[Explosions, Electricity
Surging]

HOLY
SMOKES!

HEY,
GUS.

[Car Horn
Honking]

[Crane
Beeping]

[Honking
Continues]

HEY,
JOE.

[Alarm
Ringing]

OH,
GUS!

- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, ISN'T IT?
- IT'S GONNA BE A TEN, JOE.

[Joe Laughing]
A TEN? A TEN PLUS.

[Together]
BORDERLINE 1 1 !

[Dog
Barking]

- IT'S QUIET IN HERE, JOE.
- BOY, IT IS.

I WONDER WHERE EVERYBODY IS.

OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE IN THE
KITCHEN. [Chattering, Arguing]

[Woman] I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY
SAY, ALL RIGHT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT PEOPLE
SAY .

[Boy] BUT THEY CALLED POPS AND
UNCLE GUS JERKS.

[Woman #2]
IF THEY WERE JERKS,

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE WON
THE FISHING CONTEST.

[Woman #1 ] WE WEREN'T GONNA LET
THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS.

ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME. NO MORE
FIGHTIN', ALL RIGHT?

- YOUR FATHERS ARE NOT JERKS.
- YEAH, TELL THAT--

HEY, W-WHAT'S GOIN'
ON?

TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR
SONS.

WERE YOU GUYS, UH, PLAYIN'
FOOTBALL AGAIN?

THEY'RE GONNA BE GOOD FOOTBALL
PLAYERS, JOE.

THEY SURE ARE, GUS.
THEY'RE GONNA BE GREAT LIKE GUS.

YEAH. YEAH.

SO, DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HELP US
PACK OR WHAT?

- I WANT TO HELP--
- WOULD YOU HELP YOUR FATHERS?

BUT I WANNA
JUST TELL YOU ONE THING.

UH-OH, HERE COMES LITTLE MISS
ONE THING'S SPEECH. [Gus Laughing]

[Joe] GUS, THIS BILLY ''CATCH''
POOLER'S THE BEST, AIN'T HE?

EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY THAT ONLY
IDIOTS USE THESE LURES,

IT'S THE IDIOTS WHO AIN'T USING
'EM THAT'S THE IDIOTS.

[Gus] WE WON HIS FISHIN' CONTEST,
JOE. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

- AND REMEMBER--
- HE'S THE GREATEST, JOE.

DAD, LOOK.
ARE YOU GONNA WEAR YOUR SHORTS?

YEAH, THEY'RE MY LUCKY SHORTS.

BABY, GET MY LUCKY SHORTS TOO,
OKAY?

YOU GOTTA BE THE ONE YOU WANT TO
CATCH.

- YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT.
- HEY, KEEP PACKING, GUYS.

IT'S THE HANDS, THE HANDS.
BELIEVE IN YOUR HANDS.

YOU GOTTA FLICK. [Gus And Joe]
FLICK.

- AND DIP.
- DIP.

- FLICK.
- FLICK.

- AND DIP.
- DIP.

[Woman #1 ] OKAY, EVERYBODY, COME ON.
LET'S HELP THE CONTEST WINNERS PACK.

[Chattering]

[Woman #2] OKAY, EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB.

OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT NOW.

- 'CAUSE ME AND AUNT COOKIE--
- THANKS. ALL RIGHT.

--WE WANNA SAY
ONE THING TO YOUR FATHERS.

- FIND MINE, TRACEY.
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

WE KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS TRIP
IS TO YOU. WE REALLY DO.

BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY THIS ONE
THING. ONE THING.

- THANKSGIVING'S ON THURSDAY, YOU KNOW?
- THURSDAY.

AND CALL ME SILLY, BUT I'M
WORRIED...

THAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE
HOSPITAL OR SOMETHIN' LIKE LAST YEAR.

- OR IN JAIL LIKE YOU DID THE YEAR BEFORE.
- YEAH.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

COME ON.
EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

BUT HERE'S THE THING. YOU'VE GONE FISHIN'
EVERY YEAR SINCE BEFORE WE KNEW YOU,

AND SO FAR EVERYTHING HAS NEVER
BEEN OKAY AND FINE.

AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN AS FAR
AWAY AS FLORIDA.

BUT THAT'S WHY THIS TRIP IS SO NICE.
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT.

I MEAN, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE EVERGLADES.
THAT'S THE BIGGIE, RIGHT, JOE?

YEAH, THE EVERGLADES.
HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.

WE'RE GONNA CATCH TARPON, SNOOK,
POMPANO--

- CATCH THIS.
- I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THAT.

IF YOU TWO ARE NOT BACK BY
THANKSGIVING,

WE HAVE AGREED TO KILL
YOU.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN.

WHOOOOO!
WHOOOOO!

[Men Laughing]

[Cookie] DONNA, DON'T FORGET
NOW,

BECAUSE I WANT THAT
RECIPE.

FOOTBALL.
DON'T FORGET FOOTBALL.

BYE.

[Gus] OKAY. HEY, 4:30.
[Joe] 4:30.

YOU KNOW, 4:30.
[Cookie] OPEN THIS DOOR.

- YOU GOT THE KEY, LADY?
- NO. HERE.

[Alarm
Beeping]

- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING. HI, HONEY.

[Alarm
Beeping]

[Groaning]

[Donna]
JOE?

- GOT THE BOAT?
- CHECK.

- COUPONS?
- CHECK.

- BEER, GEAR, DRAMAMINE?
- CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.

- INSERT BILLY ''CATCH'' POOLER TAPE.
- CHECK THAT TOO.

[Together]
WE'VE GONE FISHIN'!

♪♪

♪ THERE'S A BOAT RACE
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ THERE'S A SLOW BOAT
ON MY MIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOIN' LIKE CRAZY ♪

♪ AND I'M TAKIN'
MY OWN SWEET TIME ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT DOWN
THE BIG SHARK RIVER ♪

♪ TAKE A BOAT RIDE ON THE BAY ♪

♪ JUST TRYIN' TO FIND A LITTLE
PEACE OF MIND ♪

♪ DOWN
IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO HURRY ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO RUSH ♪

♪ JUST LAZY STYLE LIKE A
CROCODILE ♪

♪ PLAYIN'
IN THE MANGROVE BRUSH ♪

♪ AND I'LL FLOAT ON DOWN
THE RIVER ♪

♪ LET THE SPEEDBOATS
SPEED AWAY ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND
MAKIN' GATOR SOUNDS ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ WHILE THE BIG CROWD
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ IS GETTIN' DRUNK
ON SEA GRAPE WINE ♪

♪ I'M GETTIN' HIGH WATCHIN'
EAGLES FLY ♪

♪ HAVIN' MYSELF A TIME ♪

♪ WHET MY WHISTLE
EVERY NOW AND THEN ♪

♪ WITH A SIP OF COOL GATORADE ♪

♪ WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN AND LET
THE WORLD GO AROUND ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND MAKIN' GATOR
SOUNDS ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES
♪♪

[Gus Reading] ''WHAT ON EARTH
COULD MAKE A MAN HAPPIER...

THAN O.F.H. IN THE
G.O.M.?''

WHAT'S THAT STUFF YOU WAS
READIN'?

O.F.H., G.O.M.?
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

THAT'S OPTIMUM FISHING HOUR IN
THE GULF OF MEXICO.

HMM, ALLIGATORS.
HEY, JOE, LISTEN TO THIS.

''ALLIGATORS WILL ATTACK THEIR PREY,
BUT NOT EAT THEM IMMEDIATELY.

''OFTEN, THEY WILL DRAG THEIR UNLUCKY
HALF-DEAD VICTIM... [Horn Honking]

''INTO THEIR CAVE, WHERE THEY
WILL LET THE CARCASS ROT,

NIBBLING ON THEM AT THEIR
DELIGHT.''

A-AND THIS TOO.
[Shudders]

''LEGEND HAS IT THAT ALLIGATORS
ARE VENGEFUL CREATURES.

''IF THREATENED OR
DISTURBED,

''THEY WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH
THEIR TARGET, NOT RESTING...

UNTIL THEY HAVE SUCCESSFULLY
UNLEASHED THEIR RETRIBUTION.''

OHHH!
OBSESSED?

YEAH, OBSESSED, MAN. I MEAN, THEY COULD
FOLLOW YOU TO THE END OF THE WORLD.

WOW!
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

BOY, HOLY SMOKES. HEY, GUS, WE DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?

- WE'RE GONNA BE FISHIN', RIGHT?
- RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

YEAH. HEY, JOE,
IT-IT'S NICE GETTIN' AWAY, MAN.

OH, YEAH.

[Man] THE LITTLE ONE WEIGHS
62.

BOY, THAT'S
SOMETHIN'!

[Joe]
YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

[Gus]
IT'S A KILLER!

I-IT'S
OKAY.

AND IT'S GOT SOME
FISH.

YEAH. HEY, WHAT KIND OF FISH IS
THAT?

- AH, A GROUPER.
- GROUPER, HUH? AND WHAT'S THIS?

THAT'S A
STRAWBERRY GROUPER.

STRAWBERRY GROUPER, HUH?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SALMON.

- YEAH, THAT'S A STRAWBERRY GROUPER.
- WHAT'S THIS ONE, GUS?

- KINGFISH.
- KINGFISH, HUH?

YEAH.

HEY, GUS, IF WE HAD MONEY,
WE'D SET THIS UP DIFFERENT, RIGHT?

WE'D CATCH A LOT OF FISH.

- YEAH, WHO NEEDS IT?
- YEAH.

- GUYS WHO CAN'T FISH.
- EXACTLY.

L-LOOK AT IT THIS WAY GUS. YOU WAS A
GREAT FOOTBALL PLAYER, RIGHT?

YEAH.

IF A GREAT FOOTBALL PLAYER
GOT A BAD FOOTBALL--

- HE'S STILL A GREAT FOOTBALL PLAYER.
- EXACTLY.

HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS CLEAN, FRESH
FLORIDA AIR?

[Inhales] HEY, A REAL FLORIDA
PALM TREE IN THE FLESH.

HOLY SMOKE! GUS, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE A PALM TREE.

- I FEEL LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS, JOE.
- I FEEL LIKE TWO MILLION.

[Laughing]
LET'S GO EAT.

- AND THEN FISH.
- YEAH.

NO, NO. YOU GOT THE LAST ONE.
IT'S ON ME. FORGET ABOUT IT.

HEY, JOE, CHECK OUT THEM UGLY
STICKS.

HEY, DON'T SAY
THAT.

THEY GONNA BREAK.
[Woman] YOU GOT NUMBER NINE READY?

[Man] HERE YOU GO.

LET'S SIT OVER HERE.
HEY, DON'T SAY THAT.

HEY, GUS, I CAN'T FRIGGIN' BELIEVE YOU. YOU
TELL ME, ''LOOK AT THESE UGLY CHICKS.''

I WAS GONNA LAUGH RIGHT IN THEIR
FACES OVER THERE.

I SAID, ''UGLY STICKS.''
FOR FISHIN'.

OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID ''UGLY CHICKS''
'CAUSE THIS GIRL'S SITTIN' THERE.

YOU GOTTA HAVE UGLY STICKS HERE
BECAUSE THEY FEED A LOT OF FISHERMEN.

- HIYA.
- HI.

Y'ALL KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT?

UH--

HEY, GUS. WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUS?
SHOULD I GET THIS SOUTHERN PLATE?

THEN YOU CAN HAVE MY TOAST AND
MY BACON.

YEAH, THEN I'LL GET
THE FISHERMAN'S FEAST,

AND YOU CAN HAVE
MY SAUSAGE AND PANCAKES.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO
THAT,

WHY DON'T I GET THE MARINER AND YOU
CAN HAVE THE WHOLE SIDE OF HAM?

OH, NEVER MIND US. THIS HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.

MUST BE ENJOYABLE FOR
YA.

MAY I SUGGEST THE PANAMA PLATTER?
IT REALLY HIT THE SPOT.

- OH, YEAH?
- THANKS.

UM... WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHALL WE GET A COUPLE OF THOSE?

YEAH, A COUPLE OF THOSE.
[Waitress] TWO OF THOSE?

- A COUPLE OF THOSE, YEAH.
- YEAH. THANKS.

- GUS, CHECK THIS OUT.
- YEAH.

- PURE BILLY ''CATCH'' POOLER. WATCH THIS.
- OKAY.

BACK,
DROP.

- BACK, DROP.
- Y-YOU'RE FLICKIN' TOO MUCH.

- I CAN'T GET THE FLICK.
- OKAY, WAIT. LET ME SHOW YOU.

WHICH IS THE FLICK AND
WHICH IS THE DIP?

IT'S IN THE WRIST.
THINK OF FLICK INSTEAD OF FLIP.

- FLICK.
- FLICK, DIP.

SEE, I CAN'T--I GET THE FLICK
AND THE DIP MIXED ALL THE TIME.

- UH, PARDON ME.
- OH, SORRY.

I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING YOU HAVE
A FISHING LURE ON YOUR KEY RING.

YEAH.

THAT WOULDN'T BE A DEADLY INVADER,
WOULD IT?

IT IS!

- YOU FISH?
- NOT PROFESSIONALLY.

YOU COULD CALL ME A FRUSTRATED
AMATEUR.

YOU'RE A FRUSTRATED AMATEUR.
[Laughing]

- THAT'S GOOD.
- I WAS JUST KIDDIN'. JUST MAKIN' A JOKE.

- IT WAS A JOKE.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?
YOU'RE PROFESSIONALS, RIGHT?

WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
THAT, IN A WAY.

WE'RE SEMI-PRO. WE WON A LOT OF
FISHIN' MEDALS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

- NOT LATELY, THOUGH.
- WELL, SCOUT CAMP--

THAT COUNTS, DOESN'T IT?
STUFF LIKE THAT.

- SORRY, THE REASON I ASK IS--SORRY. SORRY.
- OH.

- DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
- NO, COME ON.

THANKS.

YOU SEE, MY FATHER WAS
A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN.

- [Joe] REALLY?
- HE WAS TELLING ME...

THAT HE WAS WORKING ON THE
DEADLY INVADER.

YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN
ONE OF HIS LAST ORIGINAL DESIGNS.

- BY THE WAY, I'M JOE.
- OH, UH, MARTIN.

- HOW YA DOIN'?
- MARTIN JEFFRIES.

GUS.
YEAH.

- ANYWAY, ARE YOU TWO MARRIED?
- UH, YEAH, YEAH.

- CHILDREN?
- NO, THEY'RE OUR AGE.

- NO, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.

- OH, I'M SORRY.

- DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- THEY ALL GET TOGETHER.
- THEY'RE GREAT KIDS, THOUGH.

- SEE, FIONA AND I, WE NEVER HAD CHILDREN.
- OH, GEEZ.

WHEN FIONA DIED, I SUDDENLY
REALIZED...

I'D WASTED SO MUCH OF MY LIFE,
YOU KNOW?

- I'D SPENT 20 YEARS BEHIND A DESK.
- THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE SITTIN'.

- YOU'RE 1 00% RIGHT.
- RIGHT, JOE?

- I WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF MEN LIKE YOU.
- REALLY?

OF COURSE, I'M CHANGING ALL THAT
NOW, YOU KNOW. MY LIFE'S DIFFERENT.

LISTEN, I WON'T HOLD YOU UP. ANYWAY,
LOOK, IT WAS A REAL HONOR MEETING YOU.

- HEY, THE PLEASURE'S OURS.
- YEAH, THANKS.

THANKS SO MUCH.
AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE FISHING.

YEAH. HEY, TRY FISHING.
YOU'LL SEE.

- I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
- ALL RIGHT. HE'S A NICE GUY, HUH?

HEY, WHAT KIND OF ACCENT IS THAT?
POLISH OR SOMETHIN'?

- I THINK IT'S IRISH.
- YEAH, IRISH, SCOTTISH.

HERE. I'M GLAD Y'ALL DIDN'T BUY
A BRIDGE FROM THAT GENTLEMAN.

WHY? HE SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY. HE
DIDN'T TRY TO SELL US ANYTHING.

- SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY HAVIN' A TOUGH TIME.
- OH, REALLY?

THE POOR GUY JUST RECENTLY LOST
HIS WIFE, YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

DID YOU KNOW YOU JUST RECENTLY
LOST YOUR CAR?

HEY GUS, LOOK AT THAT,
THERE'S A CAR JUST LIKE MINE!

JOE, THAT'S YOUR CAR!

IT IS! WITH MY KEYS!
[Tires Screeching]

- HEY, JOE!
- [Screaming]

HOLY
SMOKES!

[Woman]
IT'S SIMPLE.

WHEN WE FIND THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY
MOM'S MONEY AND BROKE HER HEART,

I'M GONNA KILL
HIM.

- FOOD.
- WHAT--WHAT?

FOOD.

OH, NO. COME ON.
WE ALREADY LOST TWO HOURS.

- HI.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?

OKAY. WHAT
HAPPENED?

OH, WE JUST HAD OURSELVES A
LITTLE BOATIN' ACCIDENT.

SOME FELLA STOLE A
CAR.

- BIG MESS.
- OH, YEAH?

HE DIDN'T HAPPEN TO LOOK LIKE
THIS GUY, DID HE?

WELL, THAT WAS
HIM.

- HE WAS HERE!
- WELL, WHEN DID HE LEAVE?

- A COUPLE HOURS AGO.
- WAS HE ALONE?

WHEN HE GOT
HERE.

THEN HE SAT OVER AT THAT TABLE
WITH A COUPLE OF FELLAS AND...

THEY CHIT-CHATTED FOR A WHILE
AND--AND HE TOOK THEIR CAR.

THOSE GUYS WHOSE CAR WAS STOLEN,
WHAT ABOUT THEM?

OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY
TROUBLE FINDIN' THEM. [Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Joe And Gus
Panting]

MY POOR CAR, GUS. MY POOR
CAR.

MY POOR FEET.
HEY.

[Car Horn
Honking]

[Boy In Car]
HEY, YOU DORKS!

[Bird
Squawking]

THIS TRIP AIN'T EVEN A ONE.
IT'S A FRIGGIN' ZERO.

- IT COULD BE WORSE, JOE.
- HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?

YOU CAN'T GET ANY LOWER THAN
ZERO, RIGHT, GUS?

HEY, AT LEAST WE'RE ALIVE. WE
ALMOST GOT KILLED BY OUR OWN BOAT.

MY LIFE STINKS, GUS. BUT IT STUNK
A LOT LESS WHEN MY CAR WAS IN IT.

- YEAH.
- THAT CAR MEANT A LOT TO ME, GUS.

I GOT MEMORIES OF THAT CAR I
CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER.

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE GOIN'
FISHING.

YEAH.

- HEY, JOE?
- YEAH?

I-I WAS JUST THINKIN'. SAY, 1 00
YEARS AGO WE WERE GOIN' FISHIN'.

- THIS IS WHAT WE'D BE DOIN'.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT.
[Chuckles]

THIS IS HOW WE'D GET OUR BOAT TO
THE WATER.

SO WE CAN'T LET THAT GUY RUIN
OUR FLORIDA VACATION, EH?

HEY, MAYBE YOU'RE
RIGHT.

YEAH, AND 1 ,000 YEARS AGO, WE
WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE PAVED ROADS.

HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, GUS. IT WOULD BE
FILLED WITH ROCKS AND EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

Y-Y-YEAH. AND THE BOATS WOULD BE
HEAVIER.

THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T FORGET WE GOT
THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY WOOD.

THIS BOAT'S LIGHT, RIGHT, GUS?

YEAH, AND GUESS WHAT, JOE? A
MILLION YEARS AGO,

WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE WHEELS FOR
OUR TRAILER. [Laughing]

AND WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A FRIGGIN'
TRAILER, RIGHT, GUS?

A-A-AND GUS, IF IT WAS THAT LONG AGO,
OUR BRAINS WOULD BE SMALLER.

WE WOULDN'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

- OH, MAN, YEAH. SO, IT MAY NOT BE A TEN YET--
- YEAH.

BUT IT DEFINITELY AIN'T A ZERO.
[Horn Honking]

[Laughing]
HEY, HEY!

- HEY, GUS, THEY'RE PULLING OVER.
- YEAH.

- HEY.
- HEY, GUS.

- YEAH?
- BABES.

YOU GUYS NEED A
RIDE?

GUS, WHAT KIND OF KNOT DID YOU
TIE?

A DOUBLE SHAMBO FIGURE
EIGHT.

YOU WENT OVER, UNDER, OVER. UH, THE
SHAMBO GOES OVER, UNDER, UNDER.

- HEY, JOE, TRUST ME. IT'S OVER, UNDER.
- IT'S UNDER, UNDER.

- HI.
- [Both] HI.

HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU
GIRLS TO GIVE US A RIDE LIKE THIS.

WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

- YEAH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT'S REALLY TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR
CAR. I FEEL BAD.

- WE FEEL BAD TOO, YEAH.
- YEAH. HMM.

DID YOU REPORT THE CAR STOLEN?
YEAH, WITH THE DEPUTY.

CAUSE THE SHERIFF WAS OUT
FISHIN'. AIN'T THAT A BUMMER?

Y-YOU KNOW THE-- YOU KNOW YOUR
LICENSE PLATE NUMBER, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE ONE THING THAT JOE
DOES REMEMBER. [Laughs]

THAT'S RIGHT.
UH, ''JGTT542.''

- WAIT, WAIT, CAN YOU--WHAT IS IT?
- ''J'' WHAT? WAIT.

COULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN?

MAYBE I'LL BUMP INTO THE POLICE,
AND I CAN HELP YOU.

YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- THANK YOU. THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
- ONE MORE TIME.

- ''J'' FOR JOE, ''G'' FOR GUS--
- THAT'S ME.

''T'' FOR TUNA, ''T'' FOR
TROUT.

''5,'' I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD
THE FIRST TIME I TASTED BEER.

AND ''42'' WAS GUS'S OLD FOOTBALL JERSEY
BEFORE HE DISLOCATED BOTH HIS KNEES.

YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I HURT MY KNEES,
YOU KNOW. I SLEEPWALK WHEN I EAT RED MEAT.

- SLEEPWALK?
- THAT'S RIGHT. HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.

ONE TIME AT A JULY 4th BARBECUE
WE HAD--

AFTER IT WAS OVER, GUS SLEEPWALKED ALL
THE WAY OVER TO THE 7-1 1 ON THE INTERSTATE.

GOT WIPED OUT BY A MOTORCYCLE. ALMOST
KILLED HIM. HEY, TRUE STORY, I SWEAR TO GOD.

- IT'S A TRUE STORY.
- RIGHT, GUS?

- YEAH, RIGHT.
- EXCUSE US.

HEY, WE'LL TALK TO YOU
LATER.

[Laughing,
Whooping]

HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW,
JOE?

LIFE IS SO UNPREDICTABLE,
MAN.

ONE MINUTE, WE'RE DRAGGIN' OUR
BOAT,

NEXT MINUTE, WE'RE GETTIN' A
RIDE WITH BABES!

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' ELSE? I
THINK THEY FIND US ATTRACTIVE.

- HEY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- NOTICE THAT?

HEY, MAYBE THEY THINK WE'RE
CUTE.

- YEAH, YEAH.
- W-WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?

WE HAVE THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.
WE KNOW THAT IT'S A BLUE BARRACUDA.

AND IF WE SEE THIS GUY, WE'RE
GOING TO CALL THE POLICE.

OF COURSE, WE'RE GONNA CALL THE
POLICE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OKAY.

- HEY, HEY, REMEMBER THE KILLER LOOKS?
- THE WHAT?

- THE KILLER LOOKS. [Mutters]
- KILLER LOOKS?

OH, JOE! YOUR MEMORY'S SO BAD.
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WE'D BE SITTIN' IN THE BLEACHERS
AND GIVIN' THE KILLER LOOKS...

TO SUSAN DIXON AND MARILYN MITCHELL.

- OH, YEAH! KILLER LOOKS!
- YEAH.

WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH THESE GUYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKIN' OF
THAT LOW-DOWN DIR--

THAT'S
IF--

- HI.
- HI.

- WHAT'S WRONG?
- ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

OH, WE'RE GOOD, YEAH.

OKAY, WELL, UM, LOOK, I JUST NEED TO
ASK YOU-- THE GUY WHO STOLE YOUR CAR--

WAS HE CARRYING ANYTHING? LIKE A-- LIKE
A BLACK BAG OR A SUITCASE OR--

UH, IT WAS-- IT LOOKED MORE LIKE
A PURSE TO ME.

YEAH, YEAH, HE WAS A MAN WITH A
PURSE, YEAH.

OH, YEAH, WELL, THIS GUY WITH
THE PURSE, DID HE MAYBE...

TELL YOU WHICH WAY HE WAS GOING
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

- YEAH, YEAH. YEAH.
- UH, NO. THAT'S ALL WE KNOW, REALLY.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION: HOW COME
YOU'RE ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH.

WELL, IT'S BECAUSE-- THE GUY WHO
STOLE YOUR CAR--

- NO, THE GUY--
- [Chattering, Gasps]

- HEY, JOE, THE BEER!
- GUS! GET THE BEER, GUS!

- I GOT IT, JOE.
- GET THE BEER.

HEY, JOE!

HEY, GOOD SAVE, GUS!
GOOD SAVE!

[Screams]
[Rope Slipping]

OH, GUS!
[Grunts]

- J-JOE!
- [Grunting]

- HEY, JOE!
- [Joe Screaming]

- HEY, JOE!
- [Grunts]

HEY, HOLD ON, JOE!
I'M COMING!

[Grunting, Panting]

- THANKS, GUS.
- HEY.

[Joe] HEY, GUS, I TOLD YOU IT
WAS UNDER AND UNDER.

[Gus] YEAH, OKAY, JOE. MAYBE
YOU'RE RIGHT.

- HEY, NICE R.V., GUS.
- [Horn Honking]

- [Both Gasp]
- [Honking Continues]

HEY, GUS, IS THERE ANY WAY TO
STEER THIS THING?

I-I-I DON'T KNOW. WE BETTER FIND
A WAY TO STOP IT, THOUGH.

- WHERE'D THEY GO?
- WHAT?

TH-THEY'RE GONE.

THE BOAT, THE BEER, EVERYTHING.
THEY'RE GONE!

WEIRD.

- HEY, GUS.
- HUH?

- THE ANCHOR.
- GET IT, JOE. THROW IT.

[Both Screaming]

[Crashing] [Both Laughing]

- HEY, GUS.
- YEAH.

- IT WAS JUST LIKE A RIDE.
- YEAH.

[Train Whistle Blowing] [Both]
UH-OH.

TRAIN!
TRAIN!

HEY, GUS, YOU PUSHING OR
PULLING? PUSHIN'.

- IT'S STUCK ON SOMETHING. -
[Whistle Blowing]

JOE, GO GET THE--GO GET THE ANCHOR!

- HURRY UP!
- I'M DOIN' IT.

HURRY UP!

- LET'S GO.
- [Whistle Blowing]

[Both Scream]

BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE,
GUS.

YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL SORRY FOR,
GUS?

- WHO?
- THOSE GIRLS. YOU KNOW, THE BABES.

YEAH.

I BET THEY'RE DRIVIN' ALL AROUND
LOOKIN' FOR US, RIGHT?

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT,
JOE.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS SETUP, HUH,
GUS?

WHERE'RE YOU GUYS
HEADED?

UH, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE
EVERGLADES.

- HOP IN.
- HEY, THANKS.

[Beer Bottles Rattling]

[Railroad Crossing Bell Ringing]

I USUALLY USE A 80-POUND TEST
LINE...

WITH A BLUEFIN II 1 955 STAND-UP RODS
WITH THOSE UNI-BUTTS,

SO I CAN PULL IT OUT OF THE ROD
HOLDER WHEN THE FISH IS PULLING HARD.

DO YOU ANCHOR OR DO YOU
DRIFT?

- WE USUALLY POWER DRIFT ALONG THE BREAK.
- IF WE CAN FIND ONE.

YEAH.

OH, AND SET EACH HOOK BAIT
WITH A DIFFERENT DEPTH.

MAN, WE KNOW A TON OF GREAT
FISHIN' SECRETS.

LAST YEAR, THE EVERGLADES WERE
LIKE A FEEDING FRENZY.

NO WAY YOU WEREN'T GONNA CATCH
SOME BEAUTIES.

OH YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BOAT.
OURS IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL FOUR OF US.

- HEY, JOE!
- HEY, GUS, THAT'S MY CAR!

HEY, STOP!

WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT NOW.
I GOT MY CAR.

- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS HEADIN'?
- TIGERTAIL LAGOON.

- ALRIGHT THEN.
- HEY, WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.

GOOD LUCK.

- GUYS ARE LUCKY, AIN'T THEY?
- YEAH. OH, MAN, I KNOW.

I WISH I WAS THEM.

HEY, WHERE IS THE GUY THAT, UH,
PARKED THIS CAR?

- YEAH.
- HE'S IN THE JOHN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', JOEY?

HE'S GONNA GET A LITTLE PIECE
OF NEWARK, GUS.

- OH, COME ON, JOEY. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
- IT'S WORTH IT, GUS.

- NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, JOEY!
- IT'S WORTH IT, GUS!

- HEY, WHAT ABOUT O.F.H. FIRST?
- IT'S WORTH IT.

[Mutters, Sighs]
OH, MAN.

♪♪
[Whistles]

HEY! HEY! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'
THERE.

[Grunting]

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER THERE?

JOE, WHAT ABOUT O.F.H.?
MAN, WE STILL GOT TIME.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT! IT'S NOT
WORTH IT! HE'S GOT A GUN!

- HE'S GOT A GUN? SHOOT!
- GOT A GUN.

COME ON, JOE! HE'S GOT A
GUN!

[Gus]
HURRY UP!

- HEY, MISTER. HEY!
- LET'S GO!

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO START
YOUR CAR WHILE I'M PUMPING GAS!

OH, BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE,
GUS.

- THAT GUY COULD'VE KILLED US, JOE.
- I KNOW.

JOE, WHAT HAPPENED?

I WENT IN. I WAS GONNA HIT HIM
WITH THE CLUB, SEE.

HE WAS LOOKIN' FOR ME.
HE WAS UNDERNEATH THE TOILET.

YEAH, YEAH.

SO I GET UP ON TOP, AND THE CLUB
GETS CAUGHT ON THIS, UH, THING.

- AND I LOOK, AND HE'S GOT A GUN.
- WAS IT REAL?

NO, HE'S LOADIN' A WATER PISTOL.
YEAH, IT WAS REAL!

SO I RAN OUTTA THERE RIGHT AWAY,
AND I RAN INTO YOU.

- WHERE WAS YOU GOIN'?
- I-I WAS COMIN' IN TO HELP YOU.

COMING TO HELP ME?

AS SOON AS I TELL YOU IT WAS A GUN,
YOU WAS THE FIRST ONE IN THE CAR.

YEAH, THAT'S WHY I RAN FIRST.
I GOT LONGER LEGS, MAN.

YEAH, YOU WERE SCARED, GUS.

[Sirens Wailing, Horns
Honking]

[Mutters] WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

GOD! THERE MUST BE A FIRE
OR SOMETHIN', HUH? MAN.

YEAH.

HEY, GUS, CHECK IN THERE.
SEE IF THIS GUY TOUCHED ANYTHING.

I'LL KILL HIM IF HE TOUCHED
ANYTHING IN THIS CAR.

BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED
OUR TAPES.

YEAH, THE TAPES ARE IN THERE TOO.
WHAT'S THAT?

- A KNIFE.
- HOLY SMOKES!

YEAH.

HEY, GUS, IT LOOKS
LIKE IT'S GOT BLOOD ON IT.

SURE DOES.
THERE'S BLOOD ON IT, JOE.

HEY, WE COULD USE IT TO SCALE
OUR FISH.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. WE'LL
USE IT TO SCALE OUR FISH.

[Joe] IT FEELS GOOD TO GET THE CAR
BACK, GUS. I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

[Gus] SMELLS GOOD TOO.

YEAH.

HOLY SMOKES!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE, GUS!

- YEAH, THIS MUST BE IT, JOE.
- YEAH.

BUT THE SIGN SAYS
''ROD & GUN CLUB,'' GUS.

OH. GLORY GLADES MUST BE
A FEW MILES AWAY.

- YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, HUH?
- YEAH.

- IT'S PROBABLY JUST AS NICE.
- I BET IT'S EVEN NICER.

- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- YEAH.

SO FAR, GUS, I-I DON'T LIKE THE
LANDSCAPING, I'LL TELL YA THAT.

YEAH, SOMEBODY AIN'T DOIN' THEIR
JOB, THAT'S FOR SURE.

THIS MUST BE WHERE THE WORKERS
STAY. LET'S ASK SOMEBODY.

YEAH, LET'S GO ASK.

SURE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A
PARADISE, JOE.

[Belches]

HOWDY THERE, FOLKS. CAN I HELP Y'ALL?

[Joe] YEAH, WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR
GLORY GLADES LODGE.

THIS HERE'S IT.

THIS IS IT?
[Muttering] NO, NO. LIKE HERE.

SHOW HIM THE COUPON.
SEE? GLORY GLADES.

- [Joe] THAT GLORY GLADES.
- AH, THE LODGE!

WE GOT TWO COUPONS WE WON.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LODGE, BUT
SHE'S GONE NOW.

GONE?

HURRICANE ANDREW
FLATTENED IT FLATTER THAN FLAT.

TOOK US TEN MONTHS TO CLEAN THIS
PLACE UP.

[Spittoon Dings, Cat Screeches]

BUT NOT TO WORRY. WE GOT PLENTY OF
ROOM. LET ME SEE THAT COUPON AGAIN.

OH, YEAH, HERE.

HMM. WELL, Y'ALL CAN STAY IN ONE
OF THEM CAMPERS.

[Flies Buzzing]

WE GOTTA STAY IN THERE?
BOTH OF US?

WHY, THAT'S A BIG CAMPER. THERE'S ROOM
FOR FOUR OR FIVE PEOPLE

IN THERE, AND IT'S JUST
THE TWO OF YOU, RIGHT?

- YOU AIN'T GOT NO PETS, HAVE YOU?
- AIN'T YOU GOT NOTHIN' ELSE?

OH, THAT'S THE TOP OF THE LINE THERE. I
DON'T THINK YOU WANT WHAT ELSE WE GOT.

- I GUESS WE'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.
- YEAH.

THAT'S THE TOP OF THE LINE.
I JUST CLEANED HER OUT.

[Bird Squawking]
HEY, HEY, GIVE ME THAT!

FRIGGIN'
SLOB.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GUS. IT DOESN'T
LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE PICTURE.

YEAH, THEY SHOULD'VE
SENT US A NEW BROCHURE

IF THEY'RE GONNA CHANGE
THE PICTURE LIKE THAT.

- YEAH.
- YEAH,

THEY GOT A LOTTA NERVE
CALLIN' THIS FIRST PRIZE.

[Thunder Rumbling] I WONDER WHAT THE
LOSERS GOT. SIX MONTHS IN SING SING?

- YEAH, MAYBE.
- CAREFUL. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST?

THERE MIGHT BE RATS. GO AHEAD,
YOU'RE BIGGER.

- ME?
- GO AHEAD.

[Joe Shudders]

[Gus] IT'S OKAY.
COME ON IN, JOE.

[Alex Trebek Reading Clue]

RICHARD?
[Richard] WHO WAS DIONYSUS?

CORRECT. HOLIDAYS AND
OBSERVANCES FOR 1 00.

IN 1 91 5, PRESIDENT WILSON PROCLAIMED THIS
HOLIDAY AS THE SECOND SUNDAY IN MAY.

RICHARD.

- WHAT IS MOTHER'S DAY?
- RIGHT.

YEAH, CHANGE IT.

- IT'S A STUPID SHOW ANYWAY.
- YEAH, I KNOW.

[Joe] HEY, COUNTRY'S CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A GOOD SHOW.

- YEAH, I LIKE THIS ONE.
- YEAH, YOU SEE SOME ACTION STUFF HERE.

[Man On TV] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GLADYS.
I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

HONESTLY.
[Woman] SURE HE COULD.

GLADYS SUSSNER IS ONE OF 43
WOMEN...

WHO THIS RUTHLESS CON ARTIST
MARRIED AND THEN STOLE FROM.

WOW, 43 LADIES.

AND IT WAS GLADYS WHO WAS FOUND
DEAD WITH STAB WOUNDS.

THIS MAN IS THE PRIME
SUSPECT.

- HEY, GUS, LOOK WHO IT IS!
- DEKKER MASSEY.

- IT'S THE GUY WHO STOLE MY CAR!
- YEAH!

DEKKER'S PARTNER, HIS EDUCATIONALLY
CHALLENGED BROTHER QUENTIN...

THIS GUY'S A KILLER,
AND WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

BUT THE POLICE AND THE FEDERAL
AUTHORITIES...

ARE STILL SEARCHING FOR DEKKER
MASSEY AND THE MURDER WEAPON.

HEY, WE GOT THE EVIDENCE.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE, JOE.

- A $1 00,000 REWARD...
- A $1 00,000 REWARD!

FOR EVIDENCE LINKING MASSEY TO
THE CRIME.

JOE, THE KNIFE IN THE CAR!

THE KNIFE! YEAH,
WITH THE BLOOD ON IT.

YEAH, WITH THE BLOOD ON IT.

MAYBE HE USED THAT
TO STAB THAT POOR OLD LADY.

- YEAH.
- HOLY SMOKES, GUS!

AND $5 MILLION IN CASH AND
JEWELRY,

BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN HIDDEN AWAY BY
DEKKER'S BROTHER, IS STILL MISSING.

- JOE--WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, JOE!
- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!

- IF YOU CAN HELP US, PLEASE CALL TODAY.
- GUS, WRITE DOWN THE NUMBER!

- WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN!
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT, GUS. A HUNDRED THOUSAND
DOLLARS. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, GUS.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TURN THE
KNIFE IN, AND WE GET THE REWARD JOE!

GUS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO. TOMORROW WE
BUY A FISHING BOAT FIRST AND GO FISHIN'!

YEAH, WE'LL GET A BOAT
JUST LIKE OUR OLD ONE, JOE!

BETTER! BETTER, GUS!

- JOE, THIS IS EASY.
- OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

- NO MORE WORRIES, GUS.
- NO MORE WORRIES, JOE!

♪ NOW THE BIG CROWDS DOWN THE
RIVER ♪

♪ IS GETTIN' DRUNK ON SEA GRAPE
WINE ♪

♪ I'M GETTIN' HIGH WATCHIN'
EAGLES FLY ♪

♪ HAVIN' MYSELF A TIME ♪

♪ I WHET MY WHISTLE
EVERY NOW AND THEN ♪

♪ WITH A SIP OF COOL GATORADE ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND AND WATCH
THE SUN GO DOWN ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪
WHOO!

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪
[Dog Barking]

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪
I HEAR YOU!

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES
♪♪

[Both
Laughing]

WHAT'S BLANK ''SHRUGGED.''
FIVE LETTERS, ENDING IN AN ''S.''

THAT'D BE ''ATLAS,'' AS IN ATLAS
SHRUGGED BY AYN RAND,

A RUSSIAN-BORN AMERICAN
WRITER.

OH, YEAH.

IS THE MANAGER IN?

THAT'D BE MYSELF.

YEAH?

WONDERFUL.
LISTEN.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'RE STILL
HONORING THESE?

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH THESE--
[Spits] DAMN COUPONS?

WHY, HAS SOMEBODY ELSE BEEN IN WITH
ONE? TWO FELLAS COME IN LAST NIGHT.

- THEY STILL HERE?
- NO, THEY GONE THIS MORNIN'.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'VE
GONE?

THEY ASKED ME WHERE THEY COULD
BUY A BOAT.

AND DID YOU SUGGEST A PLACE?

[Spittoon Dings]
YEP.

WHICH PLACE?

PHIL BEASLY'S.

OH, IT'S NICE, JOE. IT HAS A
KITCHEN.

YOU KNOW, HEY, JOE, THIS IS REAL
NICE.

- HEY, LET ME SEE.
- HEY, YEAH, NICE KITCHEN.

- OH, YEAH.
- BEDS.

BUT THESE ARE PLEASURE BOATS,
GUS.

- SEE?
- OH, THAT'S NICE, JOE.

- THEY'RE NOT FISHIN' BOATS.
- YEAH.

- WE DON'T NEED THAT.
- WE DON'T NEED THAT.

THE GUYS WHO CAN'T FISH GET
THESE. THEY'RE SHOW-OFFS.

THEY'RE PLEASURE BOATS. HERE'S
ONE LIKE OUR OLD ONE.

- YEAH.
- HOLY SMOKES!

- WHOO!
- WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE, GUS?

BECAUSE WE BOUGHT OURS USED 20
YEARS AGO. YEAH.

YEAH. HEY, JOE, MAYBE WE OUGHTA
JUST FISH OFF THE DOCK,

LIKE WE USED TO DO IN THE OLD
DAYS, YEAH?

LOOK, I DON'T CARE. YOU WANNA
JUST RENT ONE? WE'LL RENT ONE.

YEAH, WE CAN RENT ONE.
THEN WE'LL BUY A REAL NICE USED ONE

WHEN WE GET BACK HOME.

- [Man] IT'S SAD, ISN'T IT?
- WHAT?

THE LITTLE
GUY.

THAT'S WHAT WE CALL THIS BOAT.
''THE LITTLE GUY.''

OH! 'CAUSE YOU MEAN, YOU GOT ALL THE
BIG GUYS AROUND--I SEE, YEAH.

RIGHT. PHIL BEASLY, SR.

- UH, GUS.
- UH, JOE.

YEAH, THE LITTLE GUY'S SAD. BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT'S SADDER?

FOLLOW ME,
GUYS.

[Chattering]

- THE LITTLE GUY.

- YEAH, BUT MAYBE HE'LL SHOW US
SOMETHIN' REAL NICE.

- WATCH YOUR STEP HERE, GUYS.
- YEAH.

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

[Alarm Beeping]

- HEY, HOW MUCH FURTHER?
- OH, JUST RIGHT UP HERE.

I WANNA SHOW YOU GUYS
SOMETHIN' DIFFERENT.

ALL RIGHT.

- SOMETHING SPECIAL.
- YEAH.

MOST OF MY CUSTOMERS JUST SHOP
THE SHOWROOM.

BUT I CAN SEE YOU GUYS ARE
PROFESSIONAL FISHERMEN.

I'M SURE YOU CAN JUDGE THIS BOAT
IN THE WATER.

- WE'RE SEMI-PRO, NOT PROFESSIONAL.
- YOU'VE PROBABLY WON SOME AWARDS.

- YEAH, WE WON A FEW. YEAH.
- OH, WE'VE WON A LOT OF 'EM.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. RIGHT
HERE, GUYS.

- HEY, GUS, IT'S THE RANGER 250C.
- WOW!

YEAH, THE 250C. LET ME TELL
YOU WHAT'S SAD ABOUT THIS BOAT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS AND
BELIEVE IT'S ONLY A DREAM.

YOU FELLAS KNOW ANYONE LIKE
THAT?

- YEAH, US.
- BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH LOOKIN'.

GOOD POINT.

I CITE THIS NUDIE PHOTO AS A
PRIME EXAMPLE.

- YOU MEN MARRIED?
- [Both] YEAH.

THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I
SAY YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LOOK.

- YEAH.
- THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY.

YOU'RE ALLOWED ALL THE EYEBALLING
YOUR EYEBALLS CAN EYEBALL.

YOU'RE JUST NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY.

WELL, I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS.

GO RIGHT AHEAD. TOUCH. PLAY.

- EXCUSE ME.
- THANKS A LOT, PHIL.

- YEAH.
- WE MIGHT AS WELL, GUS.

IT CAN'T HURT NONE, RIGHT?

YEAH, SURE. OH, MAN!

WOW, LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS
SOMETHING. MAN!

HOW ABOUT THIS GUY? TRYIN' TO
GIVE US THE OLD SALESMAN PITCH.

WITH HIS NUDIE GIRL PHOTO. HE NEVER
SAW A GIRL LIKE THAT IN HIS LIFE.

- YEAH, YEAH. HE TRIED TO PULL ONE ON US.
- YEAH.

- GUYS?
- [Both] YEAH?

SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET. THIS
IS MY ASSISTANT.

JULIE, THIS IS GUS AND
JOE.

- HELLO, GUYS.
- [Both] HI.

I'LL SIGN THOSE PAPERS NOW.

NICE BOAT.
YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT IN IT.

- THANKS.
- I'M TELLIN' YOU, THAT BABY'S CRYIN'.

- SCREAMIN'.
- YEAH.

- NO, THE BOAT.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
GUYS.

[Clears Throat]

IF I'M NOT HONEST WITH YOU, I'M
NOT LYIN' TO ANYONE.

I STARTED THIS BUSINESS BECAUSE
I'M A FISHERMAN AND A BOATMAN,

NOT BECAUSE MY TIME EQUALS SALES
PLUS COMMISSION MINUS OVERHEAD.

TO ME, IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER.

- YEAH, PEOPLE.
- YEAH. PEOPLE, YEAH.

I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL IN
LOVE WITH-- JUST FOR EXAMPLE--

A BOAT LIKE MINE. THAT'S THE
WAVELINER II.

SHE'D BE OVERKILL FOR YOU
FELLAS.

- YEAH, OVERKILL.
- TOO MUCH. YEAH, OVERKILL.

THE TRUTH IS, THIS BOAT YOU'RE
STANDIN' IN, THE RANGER 250C--

GENTLEMEN, THIS
BOAT--

WELL...CAN YOU JUST SEE THE
NEIGHBORS?

- YEAH, THE NEIGHBORS.
- THE NEIGHBORS.

- WAZINSKI. [Laughing]
- YEAH.

CAN YOU JUST SEE THEM? I'M TELLIN'
YOU, THAT'S THE BEST PART OF MY JOB.

NOT KEEPIN' BOATS AFLOAT, BUT KEEPIN'
A MAN'S SELF-IMAGE ABOVE THE WATER.

- YEAH, SELF-IMAGE.
- SELF-IMAGE, YEAH.

Y-YOU SEE, PHIL, WE WERE THINKIN'
ABOUT BUYIN' THE, UH, LITTLE GUY?

- YEAH. IT'S TOO, UM--
- BUT IT'S TOO, UH--

- CHEAP?
- [Both] YEAH, CHEAP.

- WHERE DO YOU FELLAS FISH?
- GLORY GLADES.

FELLAS, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
THE PHRASE:

''NO ONE FISHES GLORY GLADES''?

- NO.
- I NEVER HEARD THAT.

GUYS, IF YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM
ME TODAY,

REMEMBER THE TWO WORDS:
TIGERTAIL LAGOON.

- HEY, THAT'S WHERE BUBBA AND J.P.--
- J.P., YEAH.

WE GOT A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OF
OURS FISH OVER THERE. YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S WHERE I FISH.
HERE, HAVE A PEN.

- HEY.
- HEY.

YEAH.

- PHIL, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME?
- OH, YEAH. GLADLY.

ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

- FINE, THANKS.
- YEAH, FINE.

- OKAY. THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU, JULIE.

THANK YOU, JULIE. UH, PHIL, YOU
KNOW, THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN AFFORD--

GUS, PRICES ARE RELATIVE TO YOUR
OUTLOOK AND HOW YOU APPROACH A MATTER.

- FOR EXAMPLE, I SAY TEN DOLLARS.
- YEAH.

YOU SAY TWO. THAT'S EIGHT DOLLARS
WORTH OF PLAY, MY FRIENDS.

YEAH, IT'S EIGHT DOLLARS.
YEAH.

CAN WE NOT DISAGREE ON
SOMETHIN'?

- WE CAN'T-- WE CAN'T DISAGREE.
- NO.

I THINK WE REACHED THAT PLACE ALREADY,
MINUTES AGO. NOW HERE'S MY POINT.

- AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS TO THE BANK.
- YEAH.

THINK FOR A MOMENT OF THE WORDS
''EASY PAYMENTS.''

- EASY PAYMENTS.
- EASY PAYMENTS.

I'M TALKIN' 81 0 EASY PAYMENTS--
THEY'RE EASY NOW--OF $39.95.

- $39.95. THAT'S NOT BAD.
- NO.

EACH. THAT'S $39.95.
THIS BOAT, YOUR BOAT.

THINK ABOUT IT.

ALL WE NEED IS A SIGNATURE, AND
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT A PEN.

- YEAH.
- EXCUSE ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? ARE YOU
THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

- YEAH. IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'.
- YEAH, WELL--

P.S. THERE'S A 30-DAY MONEY-BACK
GUARANTEE.

SO IT'S A TEST-DRIVE. YOU DON'T
LIKE IT-- WHICH YOU WILL--

YOU CALL, WE COME, WE PICK IT
UP.

END OF STORY, SEE YOU NEXT TIME,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

- THAT'S LIKE FREE RENT, GUS.
- YEAH.

SO GUYS, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING--
I MEAN ANYTHING--

JUST SAY OUT LOUD THE WORD ''PHIL''!

- [Chuckles]
- EXCUSE ME.

- HEY, PHIL!
- HEY, PHIL!

HEY, GUS, DID YOU EVER THINK IN YOUR WHOLE
LIFE WE'D OWN A BOAT LIKE THIS?

OH, MAN, NO. LOOK AT THE
NAVIGATION, JOE.

- YEAH. WHAT'S THIS?
- THAT'S THE THREE-DIMENSIONAL SONAR.

HEY, GUS, I KNOW WE GOTTA BRING
BACK THE KNIFE.

BUT DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET A
LITTLE O.F.H. IN FIRST?

YEAH, WE DO A LITTLE O.F.H., AND
THEN WE TAKE THE KNIFE BACK.

[Sonar Beeping]
HEY, GUS, LOOK AT THIS!

A HUNDRED YARDS NORTH OF HERE.
LOOK AT ALL THAT FISH ACTIVITY!

WOW!

HEY, JOE, THEY ALL AROUND US, MAN!
[Laughs]

- HEY, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH.
- HEY, WE MADE IT, JOE!

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, GUS? THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME ON THIS TRIP THAT LIFE IS GOOD.

- HEY, A TEN.
- A TEN PLUS.

[Together]
BORDERLINE 1 1 !

[Both Laughing]

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY OUT THE NEW
''FLICK DIP,'' YOU KNOW?

- FLICK, DIP.
- [Gus Grunting]

[Screaming]

WHAT HAPPENED, GUS? YOU KNOCKED
ME OVER WITH THE FLICK.

- GUS!
- OH, NO!

[Sonar Beeping] JOE, LOOK AT
THE FISH ACTIVITY HERE! WHOO!

- [Screaming]
- HEY, WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?

- LOOK! GUS!
- [Screaming Continues]

- LET GO OF THE POLE!
- HEY, IT BROKE!

GET OFF!
GET OFF!

[Gus] WHAT'S IT SAY, JOE?
WHAT'S IT SAY?

- I CAN'T FIND IT.
- HUH?

IGNITION.
IGNITION.

[Man In Small Boat]
SHUT IT DOWN!

- [Screaming]
- [Both] SORRY.

SLOW DOWN!
SHUT IT OFF!

- LET ME HAVE IT.
- IT'S BROKE! IT'S BROKE!

TRY SHUTTIN' THE KEY OFF,
GUS.

- SHUT THE WHAT OFF AGAIN?
- SHUT THE KEY OFF!

- YOU BROKE IT.
- YEAH, IT BROKE. [Screams]

SORRY! OH, I FEEL BAD,
GUS.

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! MOVE OUT OF
THE WAY!

- SORRY.
- HEY, JOE, WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?

- HEY, J-- J.P.!
- HEY, IT'S J.P.! BUBBA!

- OH, JOE!
- OH, GUS!

- JOE, GET IN! GET IN!
- GUS! GUS!

JOE, THE KNIFE! GET THE KNIFE!
GET IT, JOE. GET IT!

- GUS! OH!
- GET IT!

- I CAN'T GET IT.
- COME ON, JOE. YOU GET IT?

- DID YOU GET IT, JOE?
- NO, I CAN'T GET IT, GUS.

YOU COULDN'T GET IT, JOE?
OHHH!

- GUS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- WE DON'T--

- I DON'T KNOW, JOE.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST THAT KNIFE.

- ME EITHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- THAT WAS EVERYTHING TO US, EVERYTHING.

I KNOW. OH, WE IN BIG TROUBLE, JOE.

[Man]
HEY, THERE THEY ARE!

GUS! LET'S MOVE!

SLOW DOWN! WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?

- WHY ARE THEY CHASIN' US?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY.

LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GAININ' ON US, JOE!

GET OUTTA HERE! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!
IT BROKE! THE THING BROKE!

LEAVE US ALONE!
WE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS!

WATCH THOSE BUSHES, GUS!
[Screaming]

[Screaming Continues]

WATCH OUT!

[Screaming Continues]

THAT'S MY BOAT!

[Both Panting]

- HEY, PHIL!
- HEY, PHIL!

HEY, PHIL, WE DECIDED TO BRING THE
BOAT BACK BEFORE THE 30 DAYS WAS UP.

- RIGHT, JOE?
- YEAH.

LOOK, PHIL, THIS STUFF ALL BROKE.

YOU BETTER GET IT ALL FIXED.
THANKS, ANYWAY.

YEAH, THANKS, MAN. YOU KNOW, YOU
NEED BETTER MATERIAL.

YEAH.
SORRY.

[Screaming]

THESE GUYS ARE A TWO-MAN
DISASTER AREA.

THEY JUST BOUGHT A BOAT AND
DESTROYED IT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

LOOK, THESE IDIOTS WON'T GET
VERY FAR.

NOW THEY'VE GOT MY
MAP.

IT MIGHT TAKE ME ANOTHER DAY TO
FIND THEM.

BUT I WILL FIND THEM. DON'T
WORRY.

AND WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH THEM,
I'LL KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS.

WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING EVERY WEEKEND
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, GUS.

HOW COME?

BECAUSE THAT BOAT COST MORE THAN
OUR HOUSE.

AT LEAST WE'LL BE HOME ON
TIME.

WRONG. WE'RE GONNA BE HOME A DAY
EARLIER,

AND THAT'S WORSE THAN GETTIN'
THERE ON TIME.

BESIDES, THAT FRIGGIN' KNIFE IS SOMEWHERE
AT THE BOTTOM OF TIGERTAIL LAGOON.

IN ANY CASE, WE'RE GOIN' HOME.
[Tire Blows Out]

- FLAT.
- FLAT.

I GOT IT,
GUS.

[Dog Barking]

- HEY, GUS.
- WHAT?

- WHAT'S THIS?
- WHAT'S WHAT, JOE?

LOOK, LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE A MAP
OF SOMETHIN'.

JOE, IT'S A MAP TO THE MONEY
AND JEWELS.

WHAT JEWELS AND MONEY?

JOE, YOUR MEMORY'S SO
BAD.

REMEMBER THE $2-1 /2 MILLION IN
STOLEN JEWELS AND MONEY...

THE GUY ON TV SAID WAS HIDDEN
AW AY?

- THIS IS IT?
- YEAH. WHO CARES ABOUT THE KNIFE?

WE GET THE REWARD ANYWAY. HEY, W-WE
GOT A MAP TO $2-1 /2 MILLION DOLLARS!

- HEY, WE'RE GONNA GET THE REWARD ANYWAY!
- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH--[Muttering]
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

- GUS, GUS, GUS, LISTEN! GUS, GUS! LISTEN.
- HUH? YEAH.

LISTEN. WHO CARES ABOUT THE
REWARD IS RIGHT.

FORGET ABOUT THE REWARD. LET'S JUST TAKE
THE 2-1 /2 MILLION IN MONEY AND JEWELS.

WE'RE MILLIONAIRES!
MILLIONAIRES, GUS! WE'RE RICH!

JOE, THAT GUY STOLE THAT FROM 43
WOMEN.

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF BROKEN
HEARTS.

YEAH, I-I-IT'S NOT NICE. WE WOULDN'T LIKE
IT IF IT WAS SOMEBODY IN OUR FAMILIES.

- WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
- BUT THINK, JOE.

NOT ONLY IS IT A LOT OF WOMEN--
THAT MEANS A LOT OF REWARDS.

IT'S A LOT OF REWARDS!

- IT'S MORE THAN ONE REWARD. WE'RE RICH!
- WE'RE RICH! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.
- WE'RE RICH. THAT'S RIGHT.

INSTEAD OF ONE REWARD, WE GET A
BUNCH OF REWARDS.

WE'RE REALLY RICH NOW. AND WE'RE
PICKING UP-- [Muttering]

[Together] WE'RE GOIN' FISHIN'!

- HOLY SMOKES! LOOK AT THIS PLACE, GUS.
- OH, YEAH.

HEY, GUS, GUS, YOU CHECK US IN,
AND I'LL GIVE THE GUY THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT. HEY, JOE, THIS IS US.
I CAN FEEL IT.

[Valet] WELCOME TO THE ROD & GUN CLUB.
WILL YOU BE CHECKING IN THIS EVENING, SIR?

- YES, I AM.
- CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR BAGS?

- I ONLY GOT ONE BAG.
- ALL RIGHT.

AND I'LL GET IT MYSELF. IT'S
OKAY. IT'S JUST AN OVERNIGHT BAG.

- HERE'S YOUR HAT, SIR.
- OH, THAT STAYS HERE.

[Boat Horn Honking]
ENJOY YOUR STAY.

YEAH.
CAREFUL WITH THIS CAR.

♪♪
[Classical]

GOOD EVENING, SIR.

HI.

[Growling, Laughing]
[Gasps]

- HEY, JOE, DON'T-- DON'T DO THAT, MAN.
- YOU WERE SCARED, HUH, GUS?

IT'S DEAD. [Laughs]
YOU WERE SCARED.

I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.
THERE ARE NO ROOMS.

THE ONLY ROOM AVAILABLE IS THE,
UH, PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.

WE'LL TAKE
IT.

THE, UH, PRESIDENTIAL
SUITE...

IS AT A RATE OF $850 PER EVENING.

OH, YEAH, WE'LL, UH-- SO, WE'LL
TAKE IT PER EVENING.

YEAH.

HEY, GUS, THIS IS PRETTY COOL. THEY GIVE
US RICH PEOPLE'S CLOTHES TO WEAR, HUH?

YEAH, WE BETTER GET USED TO IT, JOE.
WE'LL BE DOING THIS A WHOLE LOT, MAN.

[Fabric Tears]
YEAH.

WHY DON'T I TRY THAT PINK ONE
ON, GUS? YEAH, YEAH.

- IT MIGHT FIT A LITTLE BETTER.
- YEAH.

- CAUSE THAT'S BIG.
- YEAH.

[Fabric Tears]

I LIKE THE BLUE ONE BETTER, GUS.
YEAH, I LIKE THE PINK ONE.

IT LOOKED BETTER ON ME.

THE BLUE ONE
LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.

- YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
- YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.

- YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
- LET'S GO EAT.

[Clearing Throat]

- [Chattering]
- CHICKEN PRALINE.

EXCUSE US. YES.
AHEM. EXCUSE ME.

GENTLEMENS!

VERY NICE TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.
YOU LOOK VERY NICE.

- MY NAME IS KIRK. I AM YOUR WAITER. K-I-R-K.
- HI, KIRK.

- I'M JOE.
- I'M GUS.

GUS. NICE TO SEE YOU, GUS. NICE
TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.

NICE PLACE, JOE.
THANKS.

COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.
- IT'S GOOD.

HEY, LOOK. I SEE SOMETHING I
WANT ALREADY.

I'M GONNA HAVE THE HALIBUT.
YOU CAN HAVE MY TOMATOES.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

AND I'LL HAVE THE NEW YORK STRIP.
YOU CAN HAVE MY VEGETABLES.

GUS, GUS, I AIN'T TAKIN' YOUR VEGETABLES,
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T HAVIN' STEAK.

- WHAT?
- I AIN'T STAYIN' IN A ROOM

WITH NO BACK-FROM-THE-LIVING-DEAD
ZOMBIE SLEEPWALKING FREAK.

HEY, JOE, IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

- HEY-HEY, KIRK.
- YES?

HE'S GONNA HAVE HALIBUT. I'M
GONNA HAVE THE NEW YORK STRIP.

OH, GUS, DON'T.
[Kirk] VERY NICE.

- I'LL BE ALL RIGHT, JOE.
- OKAY. TO DRINK?

UH, DRINK. LET'S SEE.
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

YEAH, IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION.
WE'LL HAVE SOME, SOME WINE.

SOME WINE? YES. RED?
WHITE?

SOMETHING GOOD, KIRK. OKAY, VERY GOOD.
WELCOME. WELCOME.

[Laughing] THAT GUY GETS SO
EXCITED. NICE GUY.

- HE MAKES ME EXCITED, MAN.
- THIS IS GREAT STUFF.

THIS IS A... BORDERLINE 1 1 !
BORDERLINE 1 1 !

SHHH!
[Laughing]

- [Laughs] WHAT ARE THEY LOOKIN' AT?
- YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW, RITA. I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING. DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

JUST THESE.

- PORK RINDS, UGH!
- HEALTHY.

A BUNCH OF FISHING MAGAZINES,
SOME HALF-SMOKED BAD CIGARS...

AND THIS, UH, PEN
FROM...

''PHIL BEASLY'S BOAT EMPORIUM.''

LOOK, LADIES, YOU GOTTA STOP. OKAY?
PARTY'S OVER.

I COULD LOSE MY JOB. THAT'S IT.
OKAY?

HEY, THAT'S WHY I GAVE YOU $20. NOW,
THE GUY WHO WAS DRIVING THIS CAR--

- WHERE IS HE? DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
- RITA.

- IS HE YOUR HUSBAND OR SOMETHING?
- NO, HE'S NOT MY--DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?

MOST LIKELY,
HE'S IN THE DINING ROOM, OKAY?

''DIRT ROAD. CHOKOLOSKE
ROAD.

GO ALONG THE BANK. SIGN FOR
SNICKERSON'S.''

LET ME SEE THAT, JOE.

GENTLEMENS, I'VE GOTS THE WINE
FOR YOU.

HUH?

HEY, THAT'S-- WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO SAY, KIRK?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, ''KIRK,
THAT LOOKS GOOD TO ME.''

[Imitating Kirk's Accent]
KIRK, IT LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

[All Laughing]

YEAH, ME TOO, KIRK.

IT LOOKS REAL GOOD TO ME.
IT'S IMPORTED.

- THERE.
- THAT'S IT?

KIRK, I'M NOT EXACTLY A LITTLE KID,
YOU KNOW. I CAN DRINK A FULL GLASS.

[Laughs] HE GAVE ME A LITTLE
STUFF LIKE THAT.

- I KNOW. MORE, MORE.
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

- GIVE ME A WHOLE GLASS TOO, KIRK.
- OKAY.

HEY, KIRK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THIS IS?

YES, THAT IS SNICKERSON'S. THAT'S
ABOUT 20 MILES SOUTH OF HERE.

- OH, THANKS.
- OKAY? OKAY. OKAY. ENJOY, GENTLEMENS.

IT'S 20 MILES SOUTH OF HERE,
JOE.

THAT'S ALL, MAN. WE'RE IN GREAT
SHAPE.

HUH? HEY, GUS, DO YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD SHOW KIRK THAT MAP?

- HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
- EHHH.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, JOE. WE
GOTTA BE EXTRA CAREFUL NOW.

- OH, MY--
- [Gus] TO NOT SCREWIN' UP, JOE.

- TO NOT SCREWIN' UP, GUS.
- HEY, JOE!

- YEAH?
- HEY, LOOK! THE GIRLS!

HEY, IT'S THE GIRLS THAT GAVE US
THE RIDE.

BEAUTIFUL LADIES FOR THE VERY
NICE GENTLEMENS.

- HI, ANGIE.
- HI.

- UH, THANKS, KIRK.
- THIS IS GREAT.

SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU GUYS.

NO, WE JUST TURNED AROUND, AND
YOU WERE LIKE GONE.

- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

THE BOAT SLIPPED OFF.

- GUS TIED THE SHAMBO WRONG.
- I-I MISSED A KNOT.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE'RE CELEBRATING
GETTING MY CAR BACK.

- YEAH. YEAH.
- AND, UH, WHERE'S THE GUY?

- THE GUY?
- YEAH.

- THE GUY THAT TOOK THE CAR?
- UH-HUH.

- WE JUST LEFT HIM THERE.
- [Laughing]

DID HE LEAVE ANYTHING IN THE CAR?
YOU KNOW, LIKE A BAG OR PAPERS OR--

- A KNIFE, KNIFE--
- A KNIFE?

- YEAH, BUT WE LOST THE KNIFE.
- WHAT?

- WE HAD A BOATING ACCIDENT.
- YEAH. [Smacking Lips]

SO, LIKE, DID HE LEAVE MAYBE A
CLUE OR SOMETHING?

YOU KNOW, WHERE HE MIGHT BE
GOING, A TIP?

H-H-HEY, HOW COME YOU GIRLS ARE
SO INTERESTED IN THIS GUY?

LET'S PUT OUR CARDS ON THE TABLE.
YOU'RE AFTER THE REWARD, RIGHT?

OH, WE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE
REWARD, BELIEVE ME.

YEAH, THEY KNOW ABOUT THE
REWARD, I THINK.

- CAUSE WE WERE WATCHING JEOPARDY--
- YOU GUYS WATCH JEOPARDY?

YEAH. THEY TAKE AWAY SCIENCE,
I'LL KILL 'EM.

- I'LL KILL 'EM IF IT WEREN'T FOR HISTORY.
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

ANYWAY, THEN WE PUT ON THIS COUNTRY'S
CRIMINALS, AND WE SAW THIS GUY.

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU WANT THE REWARD.

YEAH.

WE JUST WANT THE GUY CAUGHT. I DON'T
CARE ABOUT THE REWARD. WE DON'T, DO WE?

- NO.
- AND WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?

LOOK, MY FATHER, HE DIED ALMOST
1 2 YEARS AGO.

AND MY MOM, SHE'S BEEN ALONE ALL
THIS TIME...

UNTIL SHE MET THIS GUY,
DEKKER.

- YEAH, THAT'S THE GUY.
- YEAH.

WELL, ANYWAY, HE CHARMED HER
AND THEN HE MARRIED HER...

AND THEN HE TOOK EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.

HE SKIPPED TOWN WITH HER WHOLE
LIFE SAVINGS.

- AND IT BROKE HER HEART, YOU KNOW?
- YEAH.

AND HE COULD HAVE KILLED HER
LIKE THAT OTHER WOMAN, YOU KNOW?

HEY, HEY, COME ON. IT'S
OKAY.

HONEY, PLEASE DON'T CRY.
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, RIGHT?

THE COPS ARE GONNA TAKE CARE OF
EVERYTHING. RIGHT, GUYS?

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN--DID YOU HAVE DINNER?
WE DIDN'T EAT YET, YOU KNOW?

- WHY DON'T YOU EAT WITH US?
- YEAH, JOIN US FOR DINNER.

YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

LIKE YOU'RE REALLY ON A VACATION, RIGHT?
CHAMPAGNE?

CHAMPAGNE. VERY NICE.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

YEAH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON!

BUBBLE, BUBBLE.
[Laughing]

[Snores]

[Yawning] HEY, GUS?

GUS? [Blow Dryer Blowing]

WHAT TIME IS
IT?

HOW COME YOU'RE UP SO EARLY? IT
FEELS LIKE I JUST WENT TO BED.

[Blow Dryer Stops]

HEY, GUS? ARE YOU OKAY,
GUS?

[Gas Hissing]

GUS, YOU OKAY? HEY, GUS, YOU
AIN'T SLEEPWALKIN', ARE YA?

UH-OH.

UH-OH.
UH-OH.

YOU'RE SLEEPWALKIN', GUS.
GUS, YOU'RE SLEEPWALKIN'.

GUS, YOU ARE!
[Grunts]

[Grunts] I NEED WATER.

- GUS, I NEED WATER!
- ALL RIGHT, TOMMY, I'M ON MY WAY.

[Gas Continues Hissing]

GUS, YOU AIN'T NEVER EATIN' MEAT
AGAIN!

NO MORE STEAK, EVER! THAT'S
IT!

[Phone Rings]

THE PHONE.
HELLO?

I HAVE RECEIVED A REPORT
OF SOME NOISE.

WHERE, IN THIS ROOM? UH, NO WAY.
NO WAY.

- I-I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
- I'M LEAVING, COOKIE.

- I GOTTA GO. GUS! GUS!
- SEE YOU TONIGHT.

HELLO?

WHOOAAHH!

GUS!
GUS!

[Gas Continues Hissing]
HELLO?

- GUS! GUS!
- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

GUS, WILL YOU WAKE--
GUS!

GUS! GUS! WAKE UP,
GUS!

[Gas Hissing]

HELLO?

[EXPLOSION]

- GUS!
- JOE! JOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

YOU'RE SLEEPWALKIN' AGAIN, YOU JERK!
[Alarm Ringing]

- GUS, OUR ROOM!
- WHAT?

- THAT'S OUR ROOM!
- WHAT?

- THE MAP, GUS.
- WHAT?

[Joe] THAT'S OUR ROOM ON FIRE.
IT'S OUR ROOM. IT'S OUR ROOM!

THE MAP IS GONE AND EVERYTHING.
YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING!

[Gus] HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS
SLEEPWALKING?

YOU WEREN'T FISHING, YOU WEREN'T
SWIMMING, YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

HEY, VALET! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA
HERE.

GET OUR CAR FOR US. A BLUE
BARRACUDA, '68 PLYMOUTH.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- HURRY UP!

- GO, GO, GO, GO.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FIRE.

- THEY'LL FIX IT.
- YEAH.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- LEAVE THE GIRLS A NOTE.

YEAH, OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. TELL THEM WE'RE
GONNA MEET 'EM AT SNICKERSON'S LANDING.

- HOW MANY K'S IN SNICKERSON'S?
- JUST ONE, JOE.

- YEAH, YEAH.
- THERE'S A SHACK AROUND THERE TOO, RIGHT?

- YEAH. YEAH.
- THEY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE SHACK.

[Sirens Wailing] GIVE THIS NOTE TO
THE GIRLS IN THE EL CAMINO, REMEMBER?

RITA AND ANGIE, A PRETTY GIRL. HEY, I'LL
GIVE YOU A BIG TIP WHEN I COME BACK.

- COME ON, JOE!
- OKAY, I'M COMING.

YOU'RE LEAVING 'EM AGAIN?

- YEAH. HEY, EXCUSE ME.
- [Woman Screams]

[Sirens Wailing, Dogs Barking]
[Sobbing]

JOE, ALL THAT STARIN' AT THE MAP
BEFORE DINNER...

AND ALL YOU REMEMBER IS
SNICKERSON'S?

HEY, GUS, IT WAS A COMPLICATED
MAP.

YOUR MEMORY'S SO BAD IT'S
AMAZING.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S AMAZING, GUS. I-IT'S HOW
YOU WALK AROUND WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPIN'.

THAT'S AMAZING.

WELL, JUST TRY
TO REMEMBER THE MAP, OKAY?

I'M SORRY IF I DON'T HAVE A
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY, GUS.

- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MEMORY.
- YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MEMORIES?

DO YOU RECALL SETTIN' A HOTEL
ROOM ON FIRE?

FOR RITA AND HER MOTHER, JUST TRY
TO REMEMBER THE MAP. OKAY? THINK.

- WELL, WHAT?
- I'M TRYIN'.

- GIVE ME A CHANCE.
- OKAY.

I CAN'T REMEMBER NOTHING GUS.
LET'S JUST GO HOME.

NO, WE'RE GONNA FIND THE MONEY.

NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE WE'RE
GOING. WE ARE GOING--

[Engine Sputtering]
NOWHERE.

[Engine Sputters, Stalls]

[Air Escapes]

IT COULD BE WORSE, JOE.

- WHAT?
- IT COULD BE WORSE.

HEY, GUS, PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT,
OKAY? 'CAUSE IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

I MEAN, I'M SO SICK OF, LIKE, EVERY
TIME THAT WE--WE GET IN TROUBLE,

IF SOMETHING GOES BAD, WE THINK OF, LIKE,
WORSE SITUATIONS JUST SO WE COULD SAY,

''YOU KNOW, THIS AIN'T SO BAD. IT
COULD BE A LOT WORSE.''

ALL I SAID--

HEY, GUS, THE TRUTH IS,
IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

[Thunderclap] [Gasps,
Shudders]

HEY, JOE!

JOE? [Joe Mutters]

HEY, JOE?
[Mutters]

- I-IT JUST GOT WORSE, GUS.
- WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ''WHAT''?YOU SAW
THE LIGHTNING. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

JOE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF YOU
GETTIN' HIT BY LIGHTNING AGAIN?

HEY, GUS, WHAT WERE THE ODDS THE
FIRST TIME I GOT HIT?

AND WHAT ABOUT THE ODDS THE
SECOND TIME I GOT HIT? [Chuckles]

HEY, JOE, IF I COULD FIX THE
CAR, I'D DO IT MYSELF.

BESIDES, THAT'S THE WORST PLACE
YOU COULD BE IS BEHIND A TREE.

YEAH, YOU SEE? I MEAN, I CAN'T--
I CAN'T FIX THE BARRACUDA, MAN.

SO LET'S JUST FIX THE BARRACUDA
AND GO FIND THE MONEY, ALL RIGHT?

HEY, COME ON,
HERE.

I ME-- OH, COME ON, JOE, DON'T
BE SILLY.

HEY, GUS, I'M TRYING TO BE
INTELLIGENT ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, INTELLIGENT? YOU'RE
BEING SILLY, MAN. NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN!

HEY, GUS, IT HURTS TO GET HIT BY LIGHTNING.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

HEY, JOE, WATCH. UH,
LOOK.

HEY... HIT ME!
SEE?

HIT ME! YOU SEE?
[Laughing]

RIGHT HERE.
SEE?

SEE WHAT I MEAN? HEY, HERE I
AM!

YOU GOT A FREE SHOT! TAKE IT!
RIGHT HERE! HIT ME!

SEE WHA-- SEE WHAT I MEAN, JOE?

YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SILLY.

HERE, HERE, HERE.
LET'S GO FIX THE CAR.

THERE. SEE?

[Laughing]

HERE.

WHOO.
WHOO!

UH-HUH.
[Laughing]

[Thunderclap]

- [Screams]
- HEY, JOE!

JOE! JOE? JOE, TALK TO ME. JOE,
TALK TO ME.

JOE, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO TALK YOU
INTO DOIN' IT, JOE.

I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU! I SAID
NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN, AND IT HAPPENED.

[Crying] A-A-ALL THE LITTLE GUY
WANTED TO DO WAS GO FISHIN'.

IS THAT ASKIN' TOO MUCH? AIN'T
NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT, IS THERE?

OH, HE'S A-- HE'S A GOOD GUY.

I MEAN, HE'S A GOOD GUY. THE BEST.

JOE, WE ALL LOVE YA.

[Muttering,
Whimpering]

JOE, JOE, JOE.

HEY, GUS, I REMEMBER THE MAP.

[Joe] SNICKERSON'S AIRBOAT RENTALS.

LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, LEFT,
RIGHT, RIGHT.

CHANNEL NUMBER 27, 1 1 PACES TO THE
BIG TREE UNDERNEATH THE WATER NEST.

THAT'S WHERE THE TREASURE LIES,
WHERE MAD MAGGIE RESTS.

- HEY, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!

[Both Continue] WE'RE GONNA BE
RICH. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

HE WAS NOT THERE, AND THEY DON'T
WANT TO TALK TO ME.

- WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
- A FIRE.

I CAN SEE IT WAS A FIRE.
HOW DID IT START?

TWO GUYS FROM UP NORTH BLEW UP THEIR ROOM.

YOU DON'T SAY?

ONE TALL, ONE SHORT, IN A
BLUE CAR?

YES. YEAH. I,
UH--

I WAIT ON THE TABLES FOR THE
TALL AND THE SMALL ONE.

THEY SAY WHERE
THEY WERE GOING?

THE TALL ONE, HE COME
TO ME AND HE SAID--

HE SHOWED ME A MAP,

AND HE WANT TO KNOW WHERE
WAS SNICKERSON'S.

- AIRBOATS. GOTCHA.
- SO I-- SO I--

IF YOU SEE THEM, YOU TELL
THEM...

THAT I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH AND I
WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN...

AND THAT THEY'RE VERY NICE, VERY
ATTRACTIVE BOYS. [Shutter Clicks]

[Gus] YOU SURE WE'RE GOING
THE RIGHT WAY?

YEAH, THERE'S THE ARCH, GUS. WE GOTTA
GO UNDER THAT ARCH AND TURN RIGHT, GUS.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
THE ISLAND ONCE WE GET PAST THIS.

OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THE NEXT LANDMARK?

WE GOTTA GO RIGHT,
AND THEN THERE'S TWIN TREES.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE.

- SURE SCARY IN HERE, GUS.
- YEAH.

- WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S A LOG OVER THERE?
- THAT'S ONLY A LOG.

- OH, OKAY. HERE.
- IT'S ONLY A LOG.

- WE GOIN' THROUGH THE ARCH?
- GO THROUGH THIS ARCH, THEN GO RIGHT.

STRAIGHT THROUGH THERE, GUS.
THAT'S IT!

- STRAIGHT, GUS.
- WE'RE ON OUR WAY, JOE.

IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT
IT'S GONNA BE WORTH IT, GUS.

I-IT'S THE PALM TREE WITH
NOTHIN' ON IT.

WE MAKE A LEFT HERE AND THEN THERE'S
A TREE WITH A FLOWER ON IT, GUS.

THAT'S IT. HEY, LOOK! THERE'S A TREE
WITH A FLOWER ON IT. THAT'S IT.

- THAT'S A PRETTY FLOWER.
- THAT'S IT.

AND THERE'S THE CAVE, GUS. IT JUST
SAID WATCH OUT FOR MAD MAGGIE.

WHO'S MAD MAGGIE?

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING ON THE MAP,
PROBABLY TO KEEP PEOPLE AWAY.

MAD MAGGIE. KEEP THEM AWAY,
YEAH.

- COME ON, GUS.
- ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

THAT'S THE CAVE, HUH?

- THAT'S IT, GUS.
- YEAH.

I REMEMBERED EVERYTHING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WELL, THIS IS THE CAVE.

- THE CAVE IS INSIDE. THIS IS THE HOLE, THOUGH.
- THIS IS THE HOLE, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

- YEAH. IT'S KIND OF DARK IN THERE, JOE.
- I GOT A LIGHT FOR YOU, GUS.

FOR ME?

WELL, I FIGURED
YOU SHOULD GO IN FIRST, GUS.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
- BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN FIT IN THIS HOLE,

BUT WE WANT
TO MAKE SURE YOU GET IN HERE.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
LET ME HAVE THAT.

- RIGHT?
- YOU'RE NOT SCARED, ARE YOU, JOE?

NO. HEY, GUS, I'LL GO.

OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.

- CAUSE I'M NOT SCARED, GUS.
- OKAY. YOU JUST WATCH OUT.

- I JUST WANT TO GET THE MONEY.
- YEAH, OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT?
- THE JEWELS ARE RIGHT IN THERE.

I WONDER WHAT THIS
MAD MAGGIE STUFF IS ABOUT.

WHAT?

NOTHING, NOTHING.
OKAY.

EASY NOW. HERE IT-- HOW'S THAT,
GUS?

YEAH.

[Gus] IT'S HARD TO SEE. JOE,
OVER HERE IN FRONT OF ME.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH, MY EYESIGHT GETS BAD
WHEN I GET IN CLOSE PLACES.

- WHAT YOU SEE?
- I DON'T SEE NOTHING, GUS.

- IT STINKS IN HERE, DOESN'T IT?
- IT AIN'T ME.

IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT.

HEY, GUS. THERE'S SOMETHING BACK
THERE, GUS.

- LOOK AT THIS. SEE THAT?
- YEAH, I SEE IT.

- I-IT'S A CASE.
- YEAH.

THIS IS IT.
HOLD THIS, GUS.

[Muttering]
YOU GOT IT?

- OH, BE CAREFUL.
- I GOT IT.

OH, YEAH.
YEAH.

- HOLY SMOKES!
- THAT'S IT, JOE!

HOLY SMOKES!
HEY, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, GUS.

- WE GET 1 00,000, RIGHT?
- WE GET $1 00,000, JOE.

LET'S GET IT OUTTA HERE. WE'RE
GONNA BE RICH.

WE DID IT, GUS. WE DID IT.
[Hissing]

WHAT ARE YOU SHUSHING ME FOR?

I DIDN'T SHUSH YOU, JOE.
COME ON. LET'S GO.

- YOU DIDN'T SHUSH ME?
- NO, I DIDN'T SHUSH YOU.

[Hissing Continues]

[Both Whining]
MAD MAGGIE!

- [Growling] - [Both Screaming]

[Shouting]
LET GO OF IT!

WATCH IT, GUS! GUS!
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOIN'?

I CAN GET IT, JOE. I CAN GET IT.

- GUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU CRAZY?
- H-HEY, PULL!

GET IT OUT! PULL HARDER, JOE!

YOU'RE CRAZY, GUS!

[Screams, Grunts]
I GOT IT, JOE!

[Grunting]
WHAT DO I DO NOW, JOE?

HEY, GUS, BE CAREFUL!
LET IT GO.

SPIN HIM AROUND, GUS.
I'LL KICK HIM IN THE NUTS.

HE'S A SHE, JOE.
SHE AIN'T GOT NO NUTS.

GET HER, JOE, GET HER! HARDER,
HARDER, JOE, HARDER!

[Grunting]

- COME ON, GUS!
- LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

- HOLY SMOKES! LOOK AT THAT, GUS.
- WE DID IT, JOE.

- YEAH.
- YEAH.

YOU KNOW, GUS, THERE'S A LOT OF
FAMILY HEIRLOOMS HERE.

THOSE POOR PEOPLE. THAT'S NOT NICE.

- YEAH, A LOT OF ''HAIRLOOMS'' IN THERE, YEAH.
- YEAH.

W-WE'RE GONNA GET REWARD MONEY,
ANYWAY.

- WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.
- YEAH, AND FAMOUS.

OH, REALLY?
[Gasps]

- NOW, MOVE!
- YEAH.

- MOVE!
- OKAY, I'M MOVIN'. I'M MOVIN'.

[Gus]
I'M MOVING.

- WHAT'S HE DOING, JOE?
- I DON'T KNOW, GUS.

RUGBY-PLAYING JERK. I'D LIKE TO
GET HIM ON A FOOTBALL TEAM.

- NOW PUSH.
- [Gus and Joey] WHAT?

- JUST PUSH THE CAR!
- HEY!

I'VE WASTED A LOT OF TIME LOOKING
FOR YOU TWO. NOW, YOU DO WHAT I SAY.

GUS, IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUS. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DON'T--DON'T GET IN TROUBLE, GUS.

- BET HE CAN'T PLAY NO FOOTBALL.
- PUSH THE CAR!

- I JUST CAN'T.
- PUSH THE CAR!

HE SAID HE'S GONNA PUSH!
NOW JUST BACK OFF!

DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
A BULLET THROUGH HIS HEAD?

- NO, HE'S GONNA PUSH.
- DO IT NOW.

- PUSH, JOE.
- GUS, I CAN'T.

I KNOW. HE SCARED ME.

I KNOW, JOE. IT'S TOUGH, MAN.
IT'S TOUGH.

- OH, GUS.
- IT'S TOUGH.

MY CAR, GUS.

YOU'LL GET ANOTHER ONE,
JOE.

♪♪

YOU TWO WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. I
REALLY DESERVE THAT MONEY.

I MADE THOSE WOMEN FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY
REALLY LOVED THEM, YOU KNOW?

BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T EASY. I
DESERVE EVERY PENNY.

SO YOU JUST SIT
THERE...

AND THINK ABOUT ME GOING OFF TO
A LIFE OF WEALTH AND LUXURY...

WHILE YOU'VE ONLY GOT YOUR DREARY LITTLE
POVERTY-STRICKEN LIVES TO GO BACK TO.

BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY SPENDING
THANKSGIVING HERE TOGETHER.

OH, WHAT? HAVE I RUINED YOUR
PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?

OH, I AM SO SORRY.

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BIG.

A BIG TOUGH GUY PICKING ON
WOMEN.

- YOU GO ROB WOMEN.
- HEY, JOE.

BEAT UP ON THEM AND KILL THEM
AND STUFF.

- SHUT UP, JOE.
- I'M NOT SCARED OF HIM, GUS.

IT'S WHO HE IS. YOU WANT TO
FIGHT WITH EVERYBODY.

WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE ARMY IF
YOU WANT TO FIGHT?

GO JOIN THE MARINES, FIGHT WITH
THEM. SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE.

- HEY, JOE, DON'T MAKE HIM MAD.
- HE MADE US PUSH MY CAR IN THAT SWAMP.

THANKS A LOT, CREEP, CREEP,
CREEP, CREEP.

- YOU'RE A CREEP. CREEP, CREEP.
- YEAH. JOE!

CREEP, CREEP--
[Gasps]

J-J-JOE! TELL HIM YOU'RE SORRY,
JOE. H-H-HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.

DON'T HURT HIM. JOE, TELL HIM
YOU'RE SORRY. YOU'RE HURTING HIM.

TELL HIM YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT,
JOE. YOU'RE HURTING HIM.

HE'S SORRY. HE SAID HE'S SORRY.
[Muttering]

[Gasping] JOE! YOU'RE GONNA KILL
HIM! JOE! DON'T KILL HIM!

JOE.

YOU KNOW, FOR AN INSIGNIFICANT,
IGNORANT LITTLE MAN...

YOU'VE GOT A REALLY BIG
MOUTH.

NOW SHUT IT.

YOU ALL RIGHT, JOE?
JOE, I HATE THAT GUY.

I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT WITH
YOU, BUT, UH,

I'VE GOT A PLANE TO
CATCH.

YOU KNOW,
YOU TWO SHOULD REALLY GROW UP.

YOU'VE GOT CHILDREN
OF YOUR OWN, YOU KNOW?

NOW THAT IS A REALLY SCARY
THOUGHT.

I COULD KILL YOU NOW, BUT IT'S
NOT WORTH IT.

THE ALLIGATORS WILL PROBABLY GET
YOU.

[Engine Starts]

[Birds Squawking]

BIG TOUGH GUY
WHEN WE'RE TIED UP, HUH, GUS?

YEAH. YEAH.

- WHEN WE CAN'T DO NOTHING.
- I KNOW.

- LUCKY WE WERE TIED, RIGHT, GUS?
- YEAH, IT'S LUCKY WE WERE TIED.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH US ANYWAY, GUS?

W-WE WORK HARD.
WE'VE GOT GREAT FAMILIES...

AND KIDS AND BEAUTIFUL WIVES.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- WE WORK HARD. WE GO TO CHURCH.

ALL WE LIKE TO DO IS FISH.
WE DON'T BOTHER NOBODY.

YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY, JOE.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING
GO WRONG AROUND US?

'CAUSE WE'RE LUCKY, JOE.

- WE'RE LUCKY?
- YEAH, YOU SAID IT ALL, JOE.

WE GOT GREAT FAMILIES. WE GOT
KIDS. OUR WIVES LOVE US.

YOU KNOW? WE GO TO CHURCH. WE
WORK HARD.

- ALL WE DO IS WANT TO GO FISHIN'.
- YEAH.

- YEAH.
- YEAH.

- YEAH.
- I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.

- YEAH, BUT THAT'S--
- WE ARE LUCKY, HUH, GUS?

- WE'RE LUCKY. WE'RE LUCKY.
- YEAH.

WE CAN'T HELP IT IF EVERYTHING
GOES WRONG AROUND US.

- YEAH. YEAH, IT AIN'T OUR FAULT.
- YEAH.

YEAH.
[Boat Approaching]

- HEY, GUS, DO YOU THINK HE'S COMING BACK?
- NO.

IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GONNA
RESCUE US, JOE.

HEY, YOU REMEMBER THAT MOVIE DELIVERANCE?
♪♪ [Banjo]

SOUNDS LIKE THOSE GUYS.

JOE, I DON'T WANNA SQUEAL
LIKE A PIG.

I DON'T WANNA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, EITHER.
[Sobbing]

HEY! GUS!

YOU KNOW WHO I THINK IT IS, GUS?

YEAH, IT'S CATCH POOLER, JOE.

IT'S HIM. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

- OH, IT'S CATCH POOLER.
- YEAH, THAT'S CATCH.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- HEY, CATCH.

CATCH, YEAH.
[Laughs]

- I SAW THAT GUY BRING YA IN.
- YEAH.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- SEE THAT, GUS?
- YEAH, I SAW IT.

- HE UNTIED A TRIPLE SHAMBO WITH ONE HAND.
- ONE HAND.

- THAT'S CATCH. YOU KNOW THAT'S CATCH.
- I KNOW THAT'S CATCH.

YOU KNOW THAT'S CATCH.
HEY, CATCH, JOE WATERS.

JOE.

- I'M GUS GREEN.
- GUS.

WE WON YOUR CONTEST, YOU KNOW? ''WHY
YOU WANT TO FISH IN THE EVERGLADES?''

YES, SIR, I KNOW THAT.

- [Together] HE KNOWS.
- BUT REMEMBER...

- YEAH?
- DON'T EVER FORGET:

THE CANARY SINGS,
BUT THE EAGLE FLIES.

- THE CANARY SINGS.
- THE CANARY SINGS.

- THE EAGLE FLIES.
- THE EAGLE FLIES.

HMM, THERE MUST BE
SOME HIDDEN MEANING THERE, GUS.

YEAH, THAT'S--

- RIGHT?
- YEAH.

HEY, CATCH, SEE MY CAR OVER THERE?

- YEAH.
- THIS GUY'S SO MEAN.

HE MADE US PUSH MY CAR IN THE WATER.
WE REALLY WANNA GET THIS GUY.

HE SAID HE'S GONNA TAKE A PLANE.
HE'S GOTTA CATCH A PLANE.

YEAH.

WELL, THERE'S NO AIRPORT AROUND
HERE FOR MILES.

- THERE'S NOT?
- WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

HEY, CATCH, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM.

- WE DON'T HATE NOBODY, CATCH.
- NO.

- THIS GUY'S REAL MEAN.
- YEAH.

HE TOOK MONEY
AND JEWELS FROM OLD WOMEN.

YEAH.

- AND HE KILLED ONE!
- HE KILLED ONE.

- CATCH, HE TRIED TO KILL ME AND JOE!
- HE TRIED TO KILL US.

YEAH.

WE REALLY--WE REALLY
WANT THIS GUY, CATCH.

- YEAH.
- YOU WILL CATCH HIM, JOE.

- WE WILL?
- GUS, YOU WILL CATCH HIM.

- WE WILL?
- REMEMBER... THE HANDS.

- THE HANDS.
- THE HANDS.

IT'S IN THE HANDS.

- IT'S IN THE HANDS.
- IT'S IN THE HANDS.

AND BE THE ONE
YOU WANT TO CATCH.

- BE THE ONE YOU WANNA CATCH.
- BE THE ONE YOU WANNA CATCH.

AND FLICK... AND DIP.

- AND FLICK AND DIP.
- AND FLICK AND DIP.

- AND FLICK AND--
- AND FLICK AND--

HE-HEY, GUS, HE'S GONE!
HEY, CATCH!

- SO LONG, CATCH!
- CATCH!

- WHAT A GUY, HUH?
- OH, C-CATCH.

GUS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HE SAID
THERE'S NO AIRPORT AROUND HERE.

- HOW ARE WE GONNA CATCH THIS GUY?
- YEAH.

[Airplane Approaching]

- A SEAPLANE!
- A SEAPLANE!

- HE KNEW!
- HE KNEW!

- HEY, GUS! HELP ME GET THE AIRBOAT, GUS!
- HEY-- HE-HEY!

WE GOTTA FOLLOW THAT PLANE.

HEY, JOE, H-H-HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT'S A SEAPLANE?

THAT'S IT! IT'S GOTTA BE!
[Muttering]

JOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'LL TAKE THIS BOAT.
WE'LL FOLLOW THE PLANE.

GUS, WE'LL GET THAT GUY.

J-JOE, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THAT WAS THE PLANE.

IT'S A SEAPLANE! COME ON, GUS, YOU
KNOW HE WAS RIGHT. THAT'S THE PLANE!

WE'LL FOLLOW IT.
YEAH, I KNOW HE KNEW.

I KNOW HE KNEW!
I KNOW THAT!

- SO, LET'S GO!
- JOE, WE CAN'T EVEN DRIVE THE BOAT.

- I'LL DRIVE IT, GUS.
- OH, JOE!

GUS, THIS GUY WRECKED OUR BOAT.
LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY CAR!

HEY, GUS, HE TRIED TO KILL US.
HE EMBARRASSED ME, GUS.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT HE MADE ME
CRY. I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE A MAN, GUS.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WANT TO HELP
ME.

OKAY FOR YOU, GUS.

OH! COME ON, JOE, I'LL DRIVE.

[Both Screaming]

[Laughing]

WHOA!

[Screaming Continues]

HEY, LOOK!
I GOT THE HANG OF IT.

[Screaming Continues]

- I GOT IT! I GOT IT! [Laughing]
- YOU GOT IT NOW.

GUS, LOOK! THERE HE IS! LOOK!

WE GOT HIM NOW,
JOE!

[Gus] HEY, YOU WANNA
DRIVE?

[Shouting]

WE GOT YOU,
CREEP!

NO MATTER WHICH SIDE, WE'RE
GONNA GET YA.

GONNA GET YOU NOW!
GONNA GET YA!

WHOA!

WATCH
OUT!

[Screaming]

[Shouting]

[Horn Honking, Tires
Screeching]

I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS,
JOE!

- WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
- SWIGGING BONES.

- NO, ''S.'' SWIGGING BONES.
- WHAT'S THAT?

THERE THEY ARE! THE GIRLS!

THE GIRLS, GUS. HEY, I DON'T
THINK THEY SAW US.

HEY, WE'RE CHASING DEKKER!

- H-H-HEY, JOE!
- WHAT'S HE DOING?

- DRIVE ACROSS!
- [Horns Honking]

- FASTER, GUS!
- I'M GOIN' AS FAST AS I CAN!

YOU WANNA DRIVE?

- GIVE ME THAT! I'LL DRIVE!
- NO, LET ME DRIVE!

[Mutters, Spits]

- WE GOTTA GO AROUND HIM, GUS!
- I KNOW, I KNOW!

- FASTER. ON THE LEFT!
- SEE, I'M GOING FASTER, JOE!

AROUND, GUS!

HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!
HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!

GRAB THE POLE, JOE!
REMEMBER: FLICK, DIP.

RIGHT.

- I GOT HIM, GUS!
- WHOOO!

- I GOT HIM, GUS!
- YOU GOT HIM!

REEL HIM IN, JOE!

- NOW PULL HIM IN!
- [Screams]

- [Cheering]
- [Screaming]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR
YOURSELF, DEKKER?

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE GOING TO JAIL?

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU OR
ANYBODY ABOUT ANYTHING.

HEY, YOU GOT ANY
IDENTIFICATION?

HEY, JOE, HE'S GOT A UNIFORM.
GIVE HIM THE BAG.

JOE!
[Squealing]

[Angie] HEY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
[Chattering]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- I TOLD YOU WE'D CATCH HIM.
- OH, THAT WAS GREAT.

THAT WAS SO GREAT. THAT WAS SO GREAT.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I MEAN, WHEN YOU HIT THE HIGHWAY--
KIND OF LIKE--

- I LEFT A NOTE FOR YOU.
- WHAT DID IT SAY?

- SNICKERSON'S.
- YEAH.

- [Together] SNICKERSON'S.
- WE LOOKED FOR YOU.

YEAH, 'CAUSE THE ROOM BLEW UP, AND I
DIDN'T KNOW IF WE'D SEE YOU AGAIN.

I KNOW. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
THAT WAS SO SCARY.

- GUS WAS SLEEPWALKING AGAIN.
- AGAIN?

[Woman] WIN TV. WE'RE SET UP FOR
YOUR INTERVIEW NOW.

- OH, WE HAVE TO DO AN INTERVIEW.
- OH, OKAY.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL 'EM I
WAS SLEEPWALKING.

- WE WERE OUT LOOKING FOR THIS GUY--
- WE--WELL, SHE--

THOSE GUYS WERE SO GREAT.
THEY DID EVERYTHING FOR US.

- IF IT WASN'T FOR THEM, YOU KNOW, THIS GUY--
- THEY WERE WONDERFUL.

HE DESERVES TO GO IN JAIL
'CAUSE HE'S HURT SO MANY PEOPLE.

YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

THIS IS DEANA BERNINI IN
FLORIDA...

WITH GUS GREEN AND JOE
WATERS,

WHO HELPED CAPTURE DEKKER
MASSEY, THE BIGAMIST MURDERER,

AND UNCOVER THE $2-1 /2 MILLION
IN CASH AND JEWELS...

[Chattering] STOLEN FROM HIS
UNSUSPECTING WIVES.

AN INCREDIBLE STORY OF THE HUMAN
SPIRIT.

- GENTLEMEN?
- YEAH?

- YOUR CAR WAS STOLEN.
- RIGHT.

- YOU HAD TO STEAL IT BACK.
- [Joe And Gus] YEAH.

- YOU WERE ALMOST SHOT.
- YEAH.

- THAT'S--YEAH.
- AT ANY POINT WERE YOU TWO SCARED?

- NOPE.
- OH, NO, NO.

- WELL, A LITTLE BIT.
- YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

- JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- NOT TOO MUCH.

WELL, AFTER ALL OF THIS, WHAT'S
THE BEST PART?

- UH, WE CAUGHT HIM.
- YEAH, CAPTURING HIM.

- YEAH, YEAH.
- CAPTURING HIM, YEAH.

DID YOU GET AN INSIGHT INTO THE
WORKINGS OF MASSEY'S MIND?

TH-THIS GUY WAS A VERY BAD MAN.

- NOT A NICE PERSON.
- YEAH, YEAH. HE WASN'T NICE AT ALL.

EVERYTHING
HE DID TO THOSE WOMEN AND ALL--

WOW.

- AND HE TRIED TO KILL BOTH OF US.
- YEAH.

I WENT AT HIM, YOU KNOW?
HE MET HIS MATCH WITH ME.

- YEAH, HE SURE DID.
- RIGHT, GUS?

- WITH BOTH OF US, YEAH.
- YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, AFTER ALL OF THIS, HOW
DOES IT FEEL...

TO BE THE RECIPIENTS OF OUR
$1 00,000 REWARD?

- ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S THE BEST PART.
- YEAH, YEAH.

- WHERE'S THE MONEY?
- YEAH.

- WHEN DO WE GET THE MONEY?
- YEAH.

YOU KNOW, JOE,

AFTER WE PAY FOR THE RANGER 250C,

REPLACE OUR BOAT,

FIX THE BARRACUDA--

- JOE, DO ME A FAVOR.
- YEAH, GUS, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

- YOU KNOW THAT.
- I KNOW THAT.

STOP SMOKING. I-I-I WANT YOU TO
STOP SMOKING.

FOR ME, YOUR WIFE, YOUR FAMILY,
EVERYBODY. WE LOVE YOU, MAN.

- OKAY?
- OKAY, GUS.

ALL RIGHT.
EH-EH-EH!

DID YOU FORGET?

[Both Laughing]

YEAH, PAY FOR THE RESORT FIRE,

OUR GEAR AND FOOD, CLOTHING,
FLIGHT HOME...

WE HAVE A GRAND TOTAL
OF $42 PROFIT.

YEAH, AT LEAST WE MADE IT HOME
ON TIME, GUS.

YEAH... TO THE WIFE AND
FAMILY.

THEY WERE HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
[Laughs]

- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT, GUS?
- WHAT, JOE?

AFTER BEING HERE, YOU REALIZE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO FAR AWAY TO LIVE THE GOOD LIFE.

YOU SURE DO. YOU REALIZE, IT'S
RIGHT IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD, JOE.

- THAT'S RIGHT. I LOVE IT.
- YEAH. YEAH.

- HEY, GUS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
- WHAT?

LET'S DO LIKE WE USED TO DO IN
THE OLD DAYS AND TAKE A DIP.

- IT'S COLD, JOE.
- YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT THAT POLAR BEAR CLUB
IN CONEY ISLAND?

THOSE GUYS GO IN THE WATER IN
FREEZING WEATHER.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I-I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEART AND EVERYTHING.

- WANT TO TRY?
- I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT.

- I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT.
- JUST A QUICK DIP.

A QUICK DIP.
[Laughing]

HEY, GUS, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A TEN, JOE.

TEN PLUS.
HEY--

[Together]
BORDERLINE 1 1 !

[Both Laughing]

[Hissing]

- HEY, GUS, WHAT ARE YOU SHUSHING ME FOR?
- I AIN'T SHUSHING YOU, JOE.

- YOU DIDN'T SHUSH ME?
- NO. YOU DIDN'T SHUSH ME, DID YOU?

♪♪

♪ THERE'S A BOAT RACE
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ THERE'S A SLOW BOAT ON MY MIND ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOIN' LIKE CRAZY ♪

♪ I'M TAKIN' MY OWN SWEET TIME ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT DOWN
THE BIG SHARK RIVER ♪

♪ TAKE A BOAT RIDE ON THE BAY ♪

♪ JUST TRYIN' TO FIND A LITTLE
PEACE OF MIND ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO HURRY ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO RUSH ♪

♪ JUST LAZY STYLE LIKE A
CROCODILE ♪

♪ PLAYIN' IN THE MANGROVE BRUSH ♪

♪ AND I'LL FLOAT ON
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ AND LET THE SPEEDBOATS SPEED
AW AY ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND MAKIN' GATOR
SOUNDS ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ WHILE THE BIG CROWD
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ IS GETTIN' DRUNK
ON SEA GRAPE WINE ♪

♪ I'M GETTIN' HIGH WATCHIN'
EAGLES FLY ♪

♪ HAVIN' MYSELF A TIME ♪

♪ I WHET MY WHISTLE
EVERY NOW AND THEN ♪

♪ WITH A SIP OF COOL GATORADE ♪

♪ WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN AND LET
THE WORLD GO AROUND ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO HURRY ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO RUSH ♪

♪ JUST A LAZY STYLE LIKE A
CROCODILE ♪

♪ PLAYIN' IN THE MANGROVE BRUSH ♪

♪ AND I'LL FLOAT ON
DOWN THE RIVER ♪

♪ AND LET THE SPEEDBOATS
SPEED AWAY ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND
MAKIN' GATOR SOUNDS ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES ♪

♪ I'LL DRIFT AROUND
MAKIN' GATOR SOUNDS ♪

♪ DOWN IN THE EVERGLADES
♪♪