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I'm so flippin' stoked to finally go
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to the newest, most-cash-grabbiest
Instagram attraction in town:
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the Sprinkle Museum.
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I'm gonna take a thirst trap
with every kinda sprinkle there is.
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Jimmies, nonpareils,
even the fucking blue ones!
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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I have to express your mounds.
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The stink is attracting
those giant spiders again.
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Fuck that, no way.
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Not the brusher.
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Just let us be stanky!
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- My mound, my choice.
- Hell no.
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I'm tired of slipping on pus
when I'm doing my Tae Bo.
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Bend over.
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Jesse, hold this bag
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and collect all the dribblings
and the sprays.
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- Ecch! It's gonna get on me.
- Be proud.
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'Tis one of the great Shlorpian honors
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to hold the mound gunk satchel.
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I'll never forgive you for this, Korvo!
I hate you!
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Woo-hoo! It tickles.
It tickles.
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- Do, do, do, do, do, do.
- Ugh.
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Get it all, Jesse!
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We can pour it in molds
and make our own gummy bears.
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Ooh, are we getting
our mounds expressed?
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Me next, me next!
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Alright, Terry, you can be next,
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just drop your pants and let's see--
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- Jesus Jessica Parker.
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What?
- Terry, you have a human penis!
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And you're human!
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I'm, I'm a human
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and I've got a slightly
above average human penis!
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Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa,
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and escaped into the... space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo.
This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous.
I hate Earth.
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It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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Why do they always say what happens
in Vegas stays in Vegas,
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but then they never freeze time there.
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If you're gonna cheat on your wife,
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have the dignity to use
a chrononullifier,
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Anthony K. Delgado Jr.!
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Wow. You gotta touch these ears.
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I can't believe I got a penis
and a nose and a dick
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and a head full of hair
and a schlong.
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Jeepers. I can't believe
you're actually human.
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This is so cool.
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Oh, my gosh.
Do you have a butt hole?
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I don't know. You tell me.
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- He's got a butt hole.
- He's got a butt hole.
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- He's got a butt hole!
- He's got a butt hole!
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Oh, what kind of stuff
should I put in it?
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Ooh, give me that gunk wand!
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Nuh-uh. Nobody's putting
anything in Terry's butt hole.
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Except me.
After we figure out how this happened.
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Oh, come on. You never let me
put anything in anything.
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Damn it. It's just as I feared.
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Terry's body transformation is
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a natural Shlorpian reaction
to being on the planet
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for too long without the Pupa
terraforming it.
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What does that have to do with it?
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His physical form has adapted
to better assimilate
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among the planet's dominant species.
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Blade? Am I a Daywalker?
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No! Humans!
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How come it happened to Terry first?
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Because he's weak-minded
and succumbed to the temptations
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of human culture long before you two did.
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That's me, baby.
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Succumbin' to the temp-tache
of the cultch.
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Will me and Jesse turn human too?
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Of course! You two have succumbed
to popular culture as much as Terry.
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Jesse with boy-toyin'
and Yumyulack with your tea-bagging.
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At least we'll be humans together.
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Ha! I will remain
a perfect shade of blue
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because I haven't succumbed
to a single temp-tache.
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I'm Shlorpian ride or die. No cap.
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Is it too late to do anything about it?
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The transformation takes six months
to become permanent.
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It's like when you're making panna cotta,
the cream has to set.
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I hate when Korvo
compares things to panna cotta.
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The Book of Boba Fett
versus Alien vs. Predator
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is nothing like panna cotta.
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Well, I guess we just kick back
and enjoy watching me
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get snackier and drippier by the day!
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Now, if you excuse me,
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I'm gonna go to Cos' and get linen pants.
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No, it's too dangerous to wait.
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Being Shlorpian is who we are,
and we can't lose that.
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We must leave Earth immediately.
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Being in outer space
will cause you to revert
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to your natural form.
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But, but, but what about
the Sprinkle Museum?
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They just disinfected
from the meningitis.
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No! There'll be
no sprinkle selfies today.
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Everyone to the ship!
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Where the fuck's my ship?
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Hold on, does this mean the ship
can actually be flown around?
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I thought it was broken.
That's kind of a big deal, you know?
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The ship has worked
since last year
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when I turned into goo.
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I didn't tell you because
everyone was having such a good time
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as a team here on Earth.
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Aww, that's so sweet.
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Being sweet was wrong!
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I should have stayed harsh.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
you guys didn't know
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the ship works.
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I take it out every Sunday
when Korvo isn't watching.
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What? How?
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You can't even use the transmogrifier
without burning your hands.
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You made me read the manual,
like, a hundred times
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under threat of death!
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Fuck, that's right.
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Okay, fine,
well, where is it then?
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Um, I recently borrowed it
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for one of my iconic Friday through Sunday
"Terry Freak-ends."
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Dang, this new human brain
runs hot and slow.
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Havin' a hard time
remembering the deets.
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Do you really not remember
or are you just saying
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you don't remember because you wanna stall
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and do shit in your human body
before we leave.
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- A little bit of both.
- Terrald!
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Look, I just wanna experience
what being human's like.
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Anyway, I'll be back. Byeeeee!
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Terry, get back here,
we have to find the ship!
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Oh!
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Fucking spiders! Damn it!
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Okay, our only course of action
is to blow the horn
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that calls giant monsters out of the sea
and use them to hunt down Terry
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and force him to tell us
where the ship is.
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It'll cause devastating earthquakes
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and most of us won't survive,
but it's our only option left.
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Shit!
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I don't know what
you're so worried about.
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Every time Terry runs away,
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you know he comes crawling back
when he realizes
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this is where
all his action figures are stored.
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Usually, he hasn't lost
the ship full of all the stuff
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that makes me awesome.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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I found Terry's
Veronica's Closet lunchbox.
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Maybe there's something
in these treasures
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that could tell us where he went.
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Phoenix feather,
that bullet you guys bought,
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a witch's finger.
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Oh! A roll of 35-millimeter film
marked "freak-end."
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To the dark room.
Yes! Woo!
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I'll be there in a minute.
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Keep sucking, get all around the rim.
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Look, Terry went to MTV's Spring Break:
Running of the Bulls.
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The ship must still be in Pamplona.
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Tight! I'll get the hover platform.
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It's on the ship
along with all the other stuff
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that makes our lives
so easy breezy.
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So how on God's green earth
are we getting to Spain?
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An airplane?
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No, we're still trying
to get off the no-fly list
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for that time Terry tried
to join the Mile High Club
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by himself in the aisle.
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Luckily, Mr. Awesome Genius
foresaw this possibility
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and constructed a secret backup vehicle
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and stored it in an underground bunker
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in the backyard a year ago.
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Now all we need to do
is buy some shovels.
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I guess Mr. Awesome Genius
didn't think
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to leave himself a tunnel.
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I think you like an excuse
to go to the hardware store.
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I do not.
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Hey, Dale, how's that shed going?
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Get that hinge on.
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Maurice! Upgrading the old pergola!
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That's gonna be peaceful as fuck.
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This would be a lot faster
if we had the shovel ray.
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Well, thanks to Terry, we don't.
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God knows what that selfish fuck
is up to right now.
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Oh.
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Damn, you're human as fuck.
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Thank you.
You wanna see my human penis?
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Fuck yeah. Whip it out.
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Okay. This should be it.
My secret vehicle.
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Oh, no, the robots from season one.
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Shut the door before they talk
or we'll have to pay em'!
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Okay, here we go, this is it.
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Behold the Hammerhead 2.
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What was the "Hammerhead 1"?
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I just put a "2" at the end
of this because I thought
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it sounded more kickass.
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Hammerhead 2!
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Hammerhead 2! Hammerhead 2!
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It's got an advanced design
I cribbed from a He-Man toy
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that can traverse any environment.
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Let's go!
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What's up, buddies?
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Welcome aboard
the Hammerhead Dos!
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Call me the Weasel.
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Yowwww!
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Is it on Pauly Shore mode?
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That's gonna get annoying fast.
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It's just what
a computer voice sounds like
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if it's been buried
and forgotten for a year.
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Pam-pa-lone-a!
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Sweet, buddy.
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Estimated arrival: 14 days.
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Aww.
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Those times always drop
once you get on the road.
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Stupid fucking GPS.
That took forever.
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I don't know,
seems like we made good time
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considering we had to sidewind
across the ocean floor.
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Look around for any sign
of the ship or Terry.
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That's one of Terry's stupid shirts!
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Hey, lady,
where'd you get your t-shirt?
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This old-ass alien gave it to me
for showing him
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how to do winged eyeliner.
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- Did he have a ship?
- Yep.
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Did you fuck him?
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I totally would have,
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but he said he was in love
with some guy named Crumbo.
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Who the shit is Crumbo?
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Korvo.
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Oh. Right. 'Cause I love crumbs.
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Well, what did he do with the ship?
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I don't know, last I heard,
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he and the amateur circus
were gonna fly it to Burning Man.
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That flaming gentleman
must be where the ship is!
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Solars-minus-Terry, rollout!
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Set course for Nevada!
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Oh, bummer, buddy.
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Due to mucho heavy headwinds,
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arrival time is:
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16 days.
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Come on!
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Ah, shoot, I'm doing a glow!
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Guys, guys! I'm a human!
And I gots boobs!
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Let me touch 'em! Uh, I-I-I mean,
who cares, humans are lame.
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Shit. I told you this would happen.
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We just have to keep looking for the ship.
248
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,400
Don't panic, stay on course.
249
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,819
Panic? Look at me!
250
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,906
I'm young, hot, and ready
to sign up for a student loan!
251
00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,115
Don't you pull a Terry!
252
00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,618
I wanna experience
the uniquely human activities
253
00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,119
I've always dreamed about,
254
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,913
like waiting in line at the DMV,
255
00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,706
paying taxes,
and having jury duty!
256
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,250
That's what you've always wanted?
257
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,503
Aliens never get to do all
the boring, mundane human stuff.
258
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,089
I gotta skedaddle! Toodle-oo!
259
00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,841
Fucking goddammit!
260
00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,467
I guess it's just you and me, Yumyulack.
261
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,593
The original bad boys.
262
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,011
Hammerhead 2, get us out of here
263
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,346
and this time avoid highways.
264
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,056
New route locked in.
265
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,808
Updated arrival time:
266
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,184
20 days.
267
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,018
Son of a bitch!
268
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,562
Ow, ow!
269
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,488
It's official, people.
The man is burnt!
270
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,074
Oh, please, release me.
271
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,034
Let me go back to my home world.
272
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,995
Have I not suffered enough?
273
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,997
Oh, thank you, kind s--
274
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,458
I can't believe
Terry and Jesse bailed on us.
275
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,128
Thank you for remaining dedicated
to the mission, Yumyulack.
276
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,963
You are now officially the good replicant.
277
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,507
Sure, whatever.
Check out what Jesse's been up to.
278
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,092
What is up to my followers!
279
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,928
J-So here at the Social
Security Administration,
280
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,681
finally getting my very own
Social Security Number.
281
00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,184
Bwaaap bwaaap!
Bweep bweep bweep bweep!
282
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:03,604
Heck yeah! 987-65-4322! That's me!
283
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:04,438
Ooh ooh ohh!
284
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,480
Ignore her base humanity,
285
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,566
just be alert for any signs of the ship.
Ugh!
286
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,153
That hasheesh man is living
in part of my stardrive!
287
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,572
Drug addict. Where did you get this?
288
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,617
Aw, man.
This alien dude traded it to me
289
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,327
for a jar of clean piss,
290
00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,704
which he drank without sharing.
291
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,247
- Clean piss. Lucky!
- Yup, that's Terry.
292
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,666
That dude was weird.
293
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,127
I don't know if he's
gonna make it to Vegas.
294
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:27,961
Las Vegas?
295
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,796
But he swore he would never go back
after he didn't make
296
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,799
the cast of Brah,
The Blink 182 Cirque du Soleil show.
297
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,720
Dude, he was ranting about
something called Sabacc.
298
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,638
What the hell is that?
299
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,640
It's a fictional card game
he saw in a movie.
300
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,517
Terry only likes to play games
with deep ties
301
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,559
to cannon and lore.
302
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,103
Why does he have to be
so fucking extra about everything?
303
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,356
Terry's always bragging
about how good he is at Sabacc.
304
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,942
If casinos are cashing in
on the ascension of nerd culture,
305
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:53,111
he'd be attracted to the gaming tables
like an owl to a bat
306
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,404
to a moth to a flame!
307
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,322
A casino!
308
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,574
Yumyulack, help me hitch
the recombulator to the Hammerhead.
309
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,952
Sorry, hippie. We're taking
this sweet piece of sci-fi back.
310
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,161
Sure thing, brah.
311
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,121
I should get back to my old life anyway,
312
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,250
solving crimes using
my heightened sense of smell.
313
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,921
Yumyulack! How long have you had
that human leg meat?
314
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,756
Oh, man. Just a few days.
315
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,925
I didn't say anything because
I thought you'd cut them off.
316
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,927
I wasn't going to do that,
but it's a good idea.
317
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,136
Give me those fucking legs!
318
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,555
- Whoa!
319
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,349
Fuck! I knew we gave you
too many Lunchables
320
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,183
and Xbox Live.
321
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,811
Whoa. I'm a human, and I've got
one, two, three, four, five, six--
322
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,229
several pubes.
323
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,439
Are you gonna run off
to do human stuff now too?
324
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,941
I won't be able to handle it if you do!
325
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,901
Um, no, of course not.
326
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,945
I'm, uh, just gonna borrow
this bike real quick.
327
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,031
Don't try to escape me
on that old-timey bicycle!
328
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,409
Hammerhead, pursuit course!
Maximum speed!
329
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,376
Shit! Stupid slow-ass Hammerhead 2.
330
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,588
Hey, buddy, when are we gonna
wheeze the juice?
331
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,089
We are never wheezing any liquid!
332
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,966
Aim at Vegas, full Hammer ahead.
333
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,600
Was there a guy
named Terry here recently?
334
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,394
Ye tall. Green. Good-looking.
Probably eating gum?
335
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,021
Yeah, I remember that fuckin' guy.
336
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,607
He paid for his
Vegas Vegas Memories DVD
337
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:12,733
and never picked it up.
338
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,818
Let's transition wipe to my office.
339
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,946
Where's the fictional game room?
340
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,073
I want to play Sabacc and Gwent, bitch!
341
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,950
Jesus. Fast forward through this.
342
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:23,702
What the--
343
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,288
These freaks all look like they win
fictional card games for a living.
344
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,331
What was Terry thinking?
345
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,957
Pfft, easy mode.
346
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293
This is exactly like it was in the Solo.
347
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,879
I call and raise you
348
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,089
an actual spaceship!
349
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,050
He bet the ship? How was his hand?
350
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,677
He had five crescent moons
and a fist of swords.
351
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,012
What the hell does that mean?
352
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,389
I don't fucking know. It's bad, I think.
353
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,600
We change the rules
on these nerd games on the fly
354
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,518
all the time.
355
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,145
Holy fuck!
356
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,523
Well, at least nobody will ever see this.
357
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:53,690
I want that ship back!
358
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,027
Return it now or I will mercilessly
lay waste to this entire casino.
359
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,488
Sorry, sir, this vehicle
is now the property
360
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,365
of the Vegas Vegas corporation,
361
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,783
and you need to fuckin' leave.
362
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,784
Prim this guest.
363
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:04,952
What the hell? Stop it.
364
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,411
Why are you shoving me
into a cement mixer?
365
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,961
I can't see! I can't see!
366
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,129
Okay, now I can see.
367
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,049
Goddammit, I can't believe my team
has left me to do this by myself.
368
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,634
I really hope they're all miserable.
369
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,596
Drugs are so much better
when they actually get you high!
370
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,599
Has the jury reached a verdict?
371
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,017
We haven't, Your Honor.
372
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,854
Looks like we need to be sequestered!
373
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,480
Out of the way, normal kid.
374
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,315
We're about to bully
that left-handed kid.
375
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,150
He's now the weirdest kid at school!
376
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,278
I'm not weird! Ha, ha!
377
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,325
Fuck, nobody said
this was stacked parking!
378
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,370
The Hammerhead isn't designed to traverse
tightly packed spaces!
379
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:52,040
Hello? Can someone please move
these gambling addicts' cars?
380
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,083
Hello?
381
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,377
How? How has it come to this?
382
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,591
A nose? No! No, no, no!
383
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,469
Ears? Shit!
I don't want to be a fucking human!
384
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,680
Noooooo!
385
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,202
Sorry I'm late.
I had a court date.
386
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,953
I heard about you getting arrested
for calling that judge
387
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,331
"a bitch, a whole bitch,
and nothing but a bitch."
388
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,000
She couldn't handle me requesting
a "motion to dismiss"
389
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,836
for the reasons that
she "sucked fat shit."
390
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,130
Now I gotta wear this everywhere.
391
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,966
Plus, I'm in a buttload of debt
because people keep using
392
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,761
my Social Security Number
to take out loans.
393
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,221
Things haven't gone well for me either.
394
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,139
Everyone at school ignores me
now that I'm human.
395
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,475
At least when I was a bullied alien,
I was being noticed.
396
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,353
This being human stuff is the pits.
397
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,146
I tried changing my name
to "Baxter Cool"
398
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,523
to stand out, but then I found out
399
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,650
there's already a kid
named "Baxter Badass."
400
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,735
So now everyone at school
just calls me Baxter C.
401
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,112
Holy geez. Is that Terry?
402
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,243
Jesse, Yumyulack,
it's great to see you!
403
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,119
Oh, my gosh.
404
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,496
What the hell happened to you?
405
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,456
Waddaya mean? I've been thriving.
406
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,503
Oh, cripes, the wound's open again.
407
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,880
I need to get fresh rags,
but, uh, other than that,
408
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,881
things are good.
409
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:23,715
Yeah.
410
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,800
Terry.
411
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,302
Okay, fine, the last four
and a half months have been hell!
412
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,763
I didn't know the shit humans do
to their bodies was permanent.
413
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,932
My penis ring's been infected
a half dozen times
414
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,183
and I'm addicted to crack!
415
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,893
I didn't even know you could get addicted.
416
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,395
I just love the minty flavor.
417
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,689
Turning human was
the worst mistake of our lives.
418
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,482
We should never have bailed on Korvo.
419
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,859
Then it's settled.
420
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,861
We're going home and undoing all of this!
421
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,153
But isn't Korvo mad at us?
422
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:45,988
Are you kidding?
423
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,156
He's gonna goosh his robes
when we come walking up.
424
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,742
Just imagine how lonely and depressed
he's been without us.
425
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,536
Just him and the Pupa
in that big house,
426
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,037
sitting around and doing jack shit?
427
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,874
Poor Korvo.
I hope he somehow held it together.
428
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,794
What the hell? Where's the ship?
429
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,212
He never got it back!
430
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,339
Uh, guys, what's with all the dogs?
431
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,343
Ahh!
432
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,679
Okay, what the fuck is going on here?
433
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,681
Hey! No humans allowed.
434
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,308
How many times do I gotta say it?
435
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,226
This is a brothel for dogs.
436
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,395
Opening a dog brothel's
been my dream for years
437
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,563
and the Pupa stole it?
438
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,564
Fuck you, Pupa!
439
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,027
We can't be humans anymore!
We gotta get off this planet!
440
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,821
Please, Pupa, if you care
about this family at all,
441
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,781
tell us where is Korvo?
442
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:38,665
Whoa, what is this place?
443
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,459
The Smokeshow House,
444
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,252
the ultimate club for the sexiest,
445
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,838
most boner-generating people alive.
446
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,215
I believe you're describing me!
447
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,594
What the hell's Korvo doing
in a place like this?
448
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,388
Maybe he turned human
and he's like a busboy or something?
449
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,390
Maybe the cool people
take shits on him for fun.
450
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,767
I heard that's what they do to losers.
451
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,393
it's never happened to me, heh.
452
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,522
Well, well, well, my old alien family!
453
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:02,981
What a surprise.
454
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,191
Korvo?
455
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,986
You've turned into the most
gorgeous human I've ever seen!
456
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,071
Not bad, right?
457
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,656
It's been a good few months.
458
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,574
Allow me to introduce
some of my new friends.
459
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,576
Brad Pitt, regular Michael B. Jordan,
460
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,995
and jacked Kumail Nanjiani.
461
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,122
I assume you're here
to say "I told you so"
462
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,958
because being a human is awesome.
463
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,418
No, we thought you would tell us so.
464
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,754
I cannot.
It was you who told me so.
465
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,549
Korvo, the six-month
panna cotta period is almost up.
466
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,676
We gotta leave Earth A-S-A-mmediately
467
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,386
if we ever wanna be Shlorpians again.
468
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,680
Good. I don't want to be Shlorpian.
469
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,514
What?
470
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,849
My life's great now.
471
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,476
I'm the new face of Edible Dude Wipes
For Her For him.
472
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,562
People finally respect me for what counts,
473
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,397
my symmetrical ass and dick dimples,
474
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,399
not the stupid content of my character!
475
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,652
But you said
"being Shlorpian is who we are."
476
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,445
Well, if I did, that was stupid.
477
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,073
Being proud of who you are deep down
on the inside is cringe.
478
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,618
Yo, K. These AmazonBasics-looking
motherfuckers bugging you?
479
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,829
It's fine, Momoa.
They were just leaving.
480
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,456
Leo, slurp Patrón off my five-pack.
481
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,584
Korvo's lost his marbles
and replaced them
482
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,544
with new, fine-as-hell marbles!
483
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,255
Holy shit, what a snack.
484
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,425
If I was that hot,
I would never ever look back at my family!
485
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,343
Man, I've lost the second love of my life,
486
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,596
right behind Pizza Hut
Stuffed Crust Pizza.
487
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:19,016
Wait. We might not be aliens
and we might not be beautiful,
488
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,268
but we have what counts in here.
489
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,187
Like what, our integrity?
490
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,148
No. Blood. We're full of blood!
491
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,985
What the fuck?
492
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,154
This little bitch just
sprayed me with blood!
493
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,406
Yeah, and I'm fucking full to the brim!
494
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,660
Michael B. Jordan
be covered in B, I mean blood!
495
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,204
Ahh!
496
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,707
- Yeah!
- Ha, ha! Suckers!
497
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,251
Stop spraying my hot friends
with your ugly blood!
498
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,920
Oh, God, It's reverting me back
499
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,756
to what I looked like before I sold
my soul to that witch!
500
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,133
No! No! Oh, God!
501
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,929
Our unattractive blood is so potent,
502
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:59,765
it's melting the hotness
right off these himbos!
503
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,059
Is it working?
504
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,519
It's getting hard to see.
505
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,395
Don't we need to hang on
to some of this blood?
506
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,731
No, that's a myth!
Bones make blood.
507
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,235
Ahhhh!
508
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:12,528
Ah!
509
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,782
Whoa! Keep your ugly blood away
from my beautiful body!
510
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,034
You can have Nanjiani!
511
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,124
Oh, no! He's getting away!
512
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,418
But damn, do I like to watch him go.
513
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,337
Hold on, guys,
I need to eat this cookie.
514
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,089
I sprayed too much blood.
515
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,382
No time. Jump!
516
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,472
Ah!
517
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,140
Protect me, my Aussie hunks!
518
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,934
It's the Hemsworth brothers!
519
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,769
They even brought the weird one!
520
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,980
Shit, I'm out of blood!
521
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,690
Stand back.
522
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,152
Gah-gah-gah-gah,
523
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,239
I smoke what I smoke
and that's all that I smoke!
524
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,371
It's official,
crack isn't whack, baby!
525
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,205
Yeah!
526
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,999
Oh, shit, crack fire!
527
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:11,378
This blimp is soaked in Drakkar Noir
by Guy La Roche,
528
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,964
one of the most flammable substances
in the galaxy.
529
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:17,134
It's gonna go off
like a Molotov cockring!
530
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,306
There's nowhere else to go, Korvo!
531
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,349
This hot guy blimp is about to blow!
532
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,726
Take my hand!
533
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:26,768
Agh! So ugly!
534
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,897
I'd rather die a Chad
than go back to being a simp.
535
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:30,939
Ahh!
536
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:35,444
Aww, jeez! We're all gonna die
as humans!
537
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:40,699
Pupa!
538
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827
Korvo, you stupid ass!
539
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,745
Come with us!
540
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,163
No, I won't go back!
541
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:46,997
Ahh!
542
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,209
Look, Korvo, it's someone casting
for The Bachelor!
543
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,043
Really?
544
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,634
AISHA, get us off this planet!
545
00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,718
You got it, dummy.
546
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,470
No! I finally fit in!
547
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,229
Wow, I guess the Pupa used the profits
548
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,981
from his dog brothel to buy
the ship back from the casino.
549
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,983
God bless you, you green blob!
550
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,360
I'm getting tired.
551
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,987
Hey, you're not still upset
that we killed a bunch
552
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,532
of your hot celeb friends
30 seconds ago, are you?
553
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,784
Yes, I'm still upset!
I had the perfect life.
554
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,411
Korvo, I know you liked
being a sexy human,
555
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,704
but this is for the best.
556
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,542
We need to get back
our regular bodies, it's who we are.
557
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,669
And now that we've seen
how fucked up humans are,
558
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,547
we're rededicated to the mission,
just like you always wanted.
559
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,549
I... I do like that.
560
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,926
Plus, you're like our hot leader now.
561
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,261
And hot leaders are the best.
562
00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:44,513
It's true.
I'm sorry for how I acted.
563
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,432
I clearly had "hot guy brain"
and it was making me crazy.
564
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,977
Now that we're back on the ship,
I am glad you rescued me.
565
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:54,064
I know exactly what to do.
566
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,650
We'll go live on another planet
for a bit until we revert back
567
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,360
to our old Shlorpian bodies.
568
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,038
It'll be a nice change of pace
to live on a world
569
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,791
where we aren't being treated like
a bunch of freaky aliens.
570
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,759
Go back to your own planet,
you filthy fucking humans!
571
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,095
Fuck you, I hate this planet!
572
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,555
You people are stupid and confusing.
573
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:27,723
Aw cripes.
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