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Previously on Moonshine...
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- Hello?
- Hello, Nora.
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This is Dr. Wicket's office.
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Best keep the enemy close... Mmm...
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My father wants to
hold a beat on the press.
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Things are always shifting with him.
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Shifting...
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- Things?
- Yeah.
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Totally cool. I-I... I love to shift!
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Got low energy?
Have I got the thing for you:
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Manthusium's best-selling
Multi-vita-men,
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for all your manly needs!
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The scramasax isn't a viking relic.
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It's a replica from the 1870s
that fooled my naked eye.
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My father wants more nature.
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He's bulldozing the Moonshine.
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I'm just as shocked as you are!
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Lidia: The upkeep
of an old family home
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takes a shit-ton of work.
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Sure, they're full of character,
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but east coast charm
doesn't come cheap.
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To keep the old pile standing,
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cracks need to be spackled,
paint applied,
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chronic leaks fixed...
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Augh!
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I would not have procreated if
I knew I was gonna piss myself
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every time I sneezed!
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...And electrical rewired.
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Ahh!
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But no matter how
much routine maintenance we do,
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the structure won't survive
without one crucial element...
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a solid foundation.
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You're the living embodiment
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of a shit pile, you traitor!
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You said you weren't
gonna add any more shit...
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Without that, well,
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even the mighty will fall, bitches!
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Kill me...
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What happened
to our artistic partnership?
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Building a sustainable
biophilic design,
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protecting the nature
and the community
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that you were building upon?
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And by community, I mean us!
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My family, who wants
me dead, by the way.
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You will be protected
if you take the money.
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Do you know how hard it was
for me to convince my dad
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to throw you guys a bone?
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It's not about the money for us,
Wes, it's about heart,
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family legacy, honour!
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Huh, a different tune than
when you brokered your fee.
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- I want my designs back.
- Wesworld owns them now.
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This isn't a game that
you can win, Lidia.
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My father is ruthless.
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Trust me.
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Phew...
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Whoa, God!
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Gross, why are you
still asleep at noon?
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I should be the one
still asleep at noon.
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I'm due for my daily
dose of avoiding life
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and this couch is where I do it.
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Are those my Jean shorts?
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I was here first,
and I'm seriously depressed.
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Oh, hell no,
this is way above my pay grade.
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Get up, shorty, come on.
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Yeah, what for? The world's a mess.
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Climate change isn't going anywhere.
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A woman doesn't even have
the rights to her own body!
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Why is your fridge always so empty?
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I can't live off
cocktail olives forever!
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I'm so hungry!
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So are you not, um...
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...you're not gonna get off my couch?
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Rhian said you have a
family meeting at 10 anyway.
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Attendance is mandatory.
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What was the point
of boinking the enemy
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if you couldn't even save our home?
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It was a summer fling,
not a bank transaction.
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If only someone had
shut down Lidia sooner.
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I'm a DJ, not a therapist.
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If Ryan hadn't had
his head up his buttcrack
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with his weird
toxic masculinity cult...
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Okay, wow, there is nothing weird,
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toxic, or cultish
about the true wisdom
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and ultimate tenets of Manthusium!
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What's with you today?
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Hey, what about the buyout?
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Two million dirty bucks
is no small chunk of change.
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It could set you kids up.
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Sure, two mill now,
but after we subtract
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what we owe in outstanding debts,
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minus what we have to pay
in capital gains, ew,
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and then there's
personal tax, income tax,
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sales tax, and then
I gotta adjust for inflation,
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and then I gotta divide it
by all five of the siblings,
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and then there's Ken and Bea,
they count as one,
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so that's six. Uh, it's more like...
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Hmm, yeah, $78,000 each.
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Canadian.
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Wow.
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We're rich!
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I'm never gonna have to
work another day in my life!
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Ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
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Oh, seventy...
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You guys are holding
a family meeting without me?
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What if it was only divided by five?
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Okay, look.
I know this was a major screw-up
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and a slice of the blame pie is mine.
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Okay, maybe I baked the pie.
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But we're family, right?
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We're supposed to have
each other's backs.
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We can get through this.
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Nora?
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$78,000?!
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I could bedazzle
my Crystal Clean tanks
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with, like, diamonds!
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And I could work out in an actual gym
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where the floor isn't
dirt and broken glass!
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Ha!
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You know what, though, babe?
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Free money might be
tempting to some people,
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but we don't need
other people's money,
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because we are nailing the biz game!
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Look, you're closing in
on your 20% sales bonus.
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I've got my baller new van.
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Uh, can anyone spell
"unstoppable power couple"?
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I guess I have some selling to do!
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Oh, yeah, you do! Yeah!
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Muah!
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Where is my baller new van?
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Did somebody boost my frickin' van?
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Did you mean what you said
about us taking the money, dad?
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Are you strapped for cash?
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No, I grow my own pot.
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I brew 100 proof moonshine.
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I got more free camper barbecue
than any man needs.
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Well, you'll no longer be able
to steal food from the campers,
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dad, 'cause there will be no campers!
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Oh...
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Maybe I do need the money.
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No, what we need is to fight.
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Tell Wes he can take his money
and shove it up his trust fund.
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Then we'll be without
the Moonshine and the money.
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Not if we get our
historical designation...
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which we needed yesterday!
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Jesus, are you trying to get me
and my breastfed twins stoned?
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I just thought it might
help mellow your meltdown.
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Meltdown?
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The, uh, scramasax...
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Is not a viking relic.
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Ani was wrong.
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What?!
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How long have you known about this?
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Time, uh, what is it, anyway?
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A construct.
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I didn't want to worry you.
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We're dead.
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That's it.
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We're all dead.
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Ehh, maybe not.
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Not yet, anyway.
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Uh, Ani's trying to
come up with a new plan.
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I just don't know
if it'll be soon enough
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to stop the effing Lonergans,
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and I got a lot to think about.
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Great. Thanks, dad.
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- Jesus, Bea, where are you?
- Hello?
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There you are!
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I've been looking
all over for you, pal.
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- What are you up to today?
- This.
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Come on, hang out with your old man.
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Are you upset with me?
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Why would I be upset?
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I mean, beating the woman who
gave birth to me with a sword
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made from beer cans is
a perfectly normal thing to do.
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She beat me first!
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Okay, fine, I was a selfish,
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overly emotional jerk,
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but that doesn't mean
we can't go fishing.
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Not talk to each other
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like normal dysfunctional
father-son duos.
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Have a sneaky beer or two.
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I'm not asking.
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The rest of the family
is pissed at me,
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I get it, but you seem pissed,
too, which is weird.
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You normally see
the good in your crazed
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yet well-meaning older sis.
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See, when we're not getting along,
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you don't even know how to function.
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I can function just fine.
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It's just life's too short
to waste spiralling
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and not smoking.
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Or maybe that's why it's too short.
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You know your daughter's
depressed, right?
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- She won't get off my couch.
- Yeah, I know.
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The fight with Daniel, the divorce.
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My fault, too...
pre-empting that blame spiral.
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Nora, come on.
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You're my best friend.
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I need things with
you and me to be good.
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Things are good.
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You happy now?
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And for the record, my current
shit mood isn't about you.
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Hmm?
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You ever thought of that?
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Okay, then what's going on?
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Please, for the love
of all things holy,
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let me care about someone
other than my own shitty self
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for five minutes.
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Spill, or I will rip out your
fancy la eyelash extensions;
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Don't think I can't tell.
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Fine.
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Um, you know those stupid
fertility tests with Terry?
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Oh, God, you can't have kids?
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Oh, are you kidding?
That would be great news.
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No, um, they found some
abnormality or some shit
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in my lady junk.
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Yeah.
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Um, they can't get me in
for a biopsy for seven months.
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Ugh!
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So, it was fun while it lasted.
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Seven months?
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That's insane.
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Welcome to Nova Scotia,
where people go to die.
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And eat lobster, and then die.
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- Did you tell Terry?
- No.
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I don't want him or anyone
else knowing about this.
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My messed-up cooch
is my problem, okay?
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Aww.
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Mmm.
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Let me do something to help.
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Says the woman who turned help
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into the original four-letter word.
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Worry about your own life,
Lidia, okay?
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Why am I here?
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Because it's not healthy
for you to spend all day
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wallowing on the couch.
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Just following your lead, mom.
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Or have you forgotten
you wallowed on the couch
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all winter long, complete with
a police-issued ankle monitor?
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I endeavour for you
to be a better version of me.
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I also endeavour for me
to be a better version of me,
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starting with this super fun,
mother-daughter outing!
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To the doctor's office?
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Oh, hi there...
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Nina!
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- What a beautiful name.
- Hmm!
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I was just wondering if,
uh, perchance you had
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a little wiggle room
in your schedule book
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to, uh, fit in a potentially
life-saving biopsy
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for my sister?
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Does it look like we have wiggle room?
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Um, did I mention
that these were made by
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an artisan baker, trained in France.
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It's against office policy
to accept gifts from patients.
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Is the doctor in?
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Um, just I would love a quick chat.
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Doctor-patient confidentiality
prohibits us from
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00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:30,931
- discussing your sister's care.
- Right, right.
259
00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,178
The Canadian health
care system is publicly funded
260
00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:35,332
yet the man still holds all the cards.
261
00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:37,602
Fair? Hardly.
262
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:38,787
Hardly, right?
263
00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:40,672
Yeah! I mean...
264
00:12:40,712 --> 00:12:42,612
You think you'd be
a little more helpful
265
00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:45,211
considering our tax dollars
pay your salary.
266
00:12:47,152 --> 00:12:48,312
Aren't you a Finley-Cullen?
267
00:12:48,452 --> 00:12:49,482
Yeah...
268
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,842
Everyone knows
you don't pay your taxes.
269
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,891
The doc is leaving!
270
00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:00,462
Je ne pense pas.
271
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,702
So I thought that my van was stolen,
272
00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:07,202
but it turns out it was towed.
273
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,132
It was repossessed!
274
00:13:09,142 --> 00:13:11,842
Because my cheque
for the down payment bounced!
275
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,688
You sure you had enough
money in your account?
276
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:16,442
Yeah! Nearly $2,000.
277
00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:19,112
And my credit score is solid
and business is booming,
278
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,152
and it just...
it doesn't make any sense.
279
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,251
See?
280
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:23,851
You're so good at math.
281
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,022
Could you help me?
282
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,921
Well, I have been jonesing
for my forensic accounting days.
283
00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:30,491
Oh!
284
00:13:30,492 --> 00:13:32,412
Crunching numbers,
bench-pressing balance sheets,
285
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:34,162
having actual adults to talk to.
286
00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:39,202
Um, it looks like your
account has been compromised.
287
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:42,001
Funds taken out by a third party.
288
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:44,102
- Who?
- Identity theft knows no bounds.
289
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:47,002
They prey on the defenceless.
They find cracks in the system.
290
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,142
And then when you
least expect it... pow!
291
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:51,411
Right?
292
00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:52,442
But you know who they can't fool?
293
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,012
- Who?
- This guy.
294
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:55,752
And this guy!
295
00:13:55,882 --> 00:13:58,482
And this guy right here!
Isn't that right?
296
00:13:58,522 --> 00:14:01,152
Okay, look, I'm gonna get
your money and your van back,
297
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:03,341
or else my name isn't Oscar.
298
00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:07,431
But wait, your name isn't Oscar,
it's Colin.
299
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:08,892
- A technicality.
- Okay.
300
00:14:08,962 --> 00:14:10,492
Just leave it to me.
301
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,932
- Okay?
- Thank you!
302
00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:13,032
You're welcome.
303
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,802
Say bye-bye, Auntie Cwystal!
304
00:14:14,932 --> 00:14:16,372
Bye-bye, Auntie Cwystal!
305
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,278
Okay, guys, we got work to do.
306
00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:20,172
We are going to catch a criminal.
307
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,512
Yes, we are!
308
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,372
We are gonna catch a criminal.
309
00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:25,242
Yes, we are!
310
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,782
Okay, Crystal,
let's see what's going on...
311
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:33,852
Oh, no...
312
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,961
Man, this song!
313
00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:47,401
Reminds me of my old fraternity days.
314
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:49,532
Gettin' hit with a waffle iron
during the chorus.
315
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,071
I mean, those...
316
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,402
Those were good times.
317
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:56,011
Delta Phi... Or die!
318
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,142
Hoo-hoo!
319
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,988
Yeah, literally die,
because of brutal hazing rituals
320
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:02,882
and twisted macho-centric initiations.
321
00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:07,351
No, being in a frat
is about making connections,
322
00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:10,152
and lifelong friendships,
that, in turn,
323
00:15:10,192 --> 00:15:13,491
will ensure you'll financially
dominate in the future!
324
00:15:13,492 --> 00:15:16,431
Ooh, twisted and elitist!
325
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,362
Here's a fun fact.
326
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,371
Me and, uh, Dick Lonergan,
327
00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:23,032
we used to sneak away on weekends
328
00:15:23,102 --> 00:15:25,471
to go fishing in the Hamptons.
329
00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:27,212
Yeah, we would compete to see
330
00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:28,662
who could catch the biggest fish.
331
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,882
The loser had to buy
all the beers for the night.
332
00:15:32,012 --> 00:15:34,342
That cheapskate,
he always bought domestic.
333
00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:36,112
Oh, fascinating.
334
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:37,452
Oh, I got a bite!
335
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:38,982
I got a bite!
336
00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:40,892
Or... It's a body!
337
00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,152
Augh!
338
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,352
Come on, baby!
339
00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:48,932
Mmm!
340
00:15:48,962 --> 00:15:51,132
Snacks for our game?
341
00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:53,201
Ha, you shouldn't have.
342
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,202
Was that today?
343
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:56,732
I forgot.
344
00:15:59,272 --> 00:16:02,142
How about our hot kiss?
You forget about that, too?
345
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:09,952
That was your hot kiss!
346
00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:12,352
My lips just happened to be there.
347
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:14,491
Win-win, baby.
348
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:18,091
You lose the Moonshine,
you gain a new lover.
349
00:16:18,092 --> 00:16:20,292
I want my old lover.
350
00:16:20,432 --> 00:16:24,302
Bonus, we'll have some
serious piss-off money.
351
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,231
I mean, the Lonergans
are offering you more cash
352
00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:29,032
than you ever pulled in
in this shithole.
353
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,578
What's Rhian gonna
do without this place?
354
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:33,842
She's a walking HR disaster!
355
00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,372
And Ryan?
356
00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:39,281
Who the hell else is gonna
house and feed that kid?
357
00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:40,512
Yeah, I get it.
358
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:43,252
Shocker.
359
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:48,252
I worry about Crystal, too.
360
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:51,252
Well, you know what
they say about parenting,
361
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,192
the first 40 years are the hardest.
362
00:16:55,962 --> 00:17:00,462
Then there's Bea,
without a home to come back to.
363
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:02,971
You really think a broken-down
campground's the thing
364
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:05,642
that's gonna bring her back?
365
00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:09,472
Seems like she's made her choice.
366
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,142
You don't have to be alone, Ken.
367
00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:29,202
What the hell is going on?
368
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,292
Whoa, get your
overpriced Jesus sandals
369
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:33,262
off my crime scene, baby warbucks.
370
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,301
This isn't a crime scene,
it's my build site.
371
00:17:35,302 --> 00:17:37,702
Uh, not anymore it's not.
372
00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,052
Where'd you get the skull, Rhian?
373
00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:55,521
Skull? What skull?
374
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:58,522
Oh, relax, it's just leftover
décor from the pirates' wedding.
375
00:17:58,592 --> 00:18:00,522
But by the time
the cops figure that out,
376
00:18:00,592 --> 00:18:02,508
hopefully we'll have come up
with a more permanent solution
377
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,932
- to stop the build.
- No, hold up.
378
00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:05,262
Wes is gonna be pissed.
379
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,748
He's for sure gonna think that
I had something to do with it.
380
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,002
Why do you care?
381
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,132
Also, confirmed: You did!
382
00:18:10,202 --> 00:18:12,342
Thanks for the tools!
383
00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:15,242
I-I... I don't care,
384
00:18:15,272 --> 00:18:18,142
I just don't want
to be involved, Rhian.
385
00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:20,711
And PS, this is a huge
waste of Foxton PD's time,
386
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:22,412
not to mention an indictable offence.
387
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,152
Can you just stop overthinking
things for a hot second
388
00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:26,528
and celebrate our devious victory?
389
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:28,252
At whose expense?
390
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:31,291
You want to stop the build
just as much as I do.
391
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,622
So it's time to decide, Sammy:
392
00:18:33,632 --> 00:18:35,232
Are you a worrier
393
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,492
or are you a warrior?
394
00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:50,442
Still no action.
395
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:53,242
Is this poser surfing or napping?
396
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:57,181
Surfing, like revenge,
is all about patience.
397
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:59,722
Reading the waves and waiting
for just the right moment
398
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:01,192
to pounce.
399
00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:03,992
Dr. Wicket doesn't know
what's coming for her.
400
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:06,091
Want me to swim out and talk to her?
401
00:19:06,092 --> 00:19:07,322
I love Nora so much,
402
00:19:07,332 --> 00:19:09,192
but I blow-dried my hair this morning.
403
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:12,262
It's not like it's life or death
we're talking about here.
404
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,502
It's so hot!
405
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,802
Oh, God...
406
00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:23,172
Does anybody have any water?
407
00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:24,642
I'm burning up!
408
00:19:24,712 --> 00:19:26,812
Oh my God, I feel dizzy.
409
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,751
I don't feel so good...
410
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,412
Ahh...
411
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:32,522
Help!
412
00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:35,492
We need a doctor!
413
00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:41,562
Yes! Can you believe it?
Look at this baby!
414
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:44,092
I mean, it's just like
the kind Dick Lonergan and I
415
00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:46,231
used to catch. Snap a pic, will ya?
416
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:48,032
What, of you holding a fish?
417
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,778
What, are you already
creating your dating profile?
418
00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:52,102
Just take the damn picture.
419
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,635
Yeah? It's good?
420
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:57,272
- Yeah, great.
- Perfect! Yes!
421
00:19:57,412 --> 00:20:01,312
I am gonna tag the old bastard
and remind him
422
00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:04,452
that my frat buddy
owes me an imported IPA.
423
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,182
Is that why you asked me here?
424
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:08,128
To get Lonergan-worthy
material for your socials?
425
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,192
No!
426
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:10,568
To reconnect with the Lonergans?
427
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,352
You're stealing the job
from mom, aren't you?
428
00:20:12,392 --> 00:20:14,462
It's just a damn photo, calm down!
429
00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:16,561
Yeah.
430
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:20,631
Should have realized you
didn't actually want to hang.
431
00:20:20,632 --> 00:20:22,202
You're the dick.
432
00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:24,472
What, what?
433
00:20:24,502 --> 00:20:25,602
Get in, come on.
434
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,742
Oscar, I've got stuff to do, man!
435
00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:29,412
Are you insane?
436
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:32,342
Stealing Crystal's money to
buy eight cases of snake oil
437
00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:34,582
sold by a guy who legit thinks
he's a honey badger?
438
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,181
How did you find out?
439
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:37,612
I looked up the business ID number
440
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:38,898
on Crystal's credit card account.
441
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:39,982
Still got it!
442
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,868
I was gonna pay her back
all the cash, with interest,
443
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,692
once I sold out of this stuff. Only...
444
00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:47,092
Do you know how hard
it is to convince people
445
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,162
to gargle bovine jizz?
446
00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:51,202
Yeah.
447
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:54,302
What you did to Crystal,
it's a legit felony.
448
00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:56,772
I bankrupted my soulmate!
449
00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:58,301
I crushed her dreams!
450
00:20:58,302 --> 00:21:00,202
Technically,
you crushed her credit score.
451
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:01,772
I mean, yes, well, and her dreams.
452
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,772
But you can make it all right.
453
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,612
You just gotta go back to Manthusium,
454
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,812
return the product,
and get her money back.
455
00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:13,252
You're right.
456
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:17,392
I'll just explain it to Adrian,
man-rilla to honey badger!
457
00:21:17,522 --> 00:21:20,262
He'll get it! Ha, you're a genius!
458
00:21:23,302 --> 00:21:24,731
Please don't do that again.
459
00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,262
Mike, are you done over there?
460
00:21:39,552 --> 00:21:40,881
Interesting timing.
461
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,751
The Moonshine wants
to shut down this build,
462
00:21:42,752 --> 00:21:44,752
and all of a sudden
there's a random skull?
463
00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:46,751
This is Leblanc land.
464
00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:48,392
Did you ask who they've killed lately?
465
00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,821
Amazing.
466
00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:53,822
Do the Finley-Cullens have to
commit murder in front of you?
467
00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:56,732
How about you do your job
and let forensics do its thing?
468
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,231
They'll analyze the findings
469
00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:00,162
and come up with
an objective analysis.
470
00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:02,502
I'm gonna overlook the
reductive mansplaining, Terr,
471
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,672
but only because I heard about Nora.
472
00:22:04,742 --> 00:22:08,342
My cousin works at the tanning
salon beside the medical clinic.
473
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,911
It's scary stuff.
Really makes you think, eh?
474
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,882
Send her my best, will ya?
475
00:22:20,392 --> 00:22:21,791
Sit here.
476
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,952
So, dizziness,
confusion, you're hot...
477
00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:26,192
Oh, thank you!
478
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,892
You're not so bad yourself.
Way to rock a wetsuit, girl.
479
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,602
I meant that your body
is not able to cool itself down.
480
00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:33,262
Those are signs of heat stroke.
481
00:22:33,272 --> 00:22:35,202
When was the last time
you had a drink?
482
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:37,448
Well, I pretty much drink
every day but, like, red wine,
483
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,618
so that's healthy-ish, right?
484
00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:39,971
Oh, you mean water?
485
00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:42,212
Um, maybe you should
ask her name, mom.
486
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,512
Right, yes, your name?
487
00:22:44,542 --> 00:22:46,612
So I can thank you with a gift.
488
00:22:46,652 --> 00:22:48,411
Like a spa day, maybe?
489
00:22:48,412 --> 00:22:50,412
That's not necessary.
It's Carol Wicket.
490
00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:52,821
Hmm, Wicket?
491
00:22:52,822 --> 00:22:54,422
Wicket, Wicket, Wicket. Huh.
492
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:57,052
So familiar.
493
00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:58,492
Oh my God, of course!
494
00:22:59,992 --> 00:23:02,462
Dr. Wicket!
495
00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:04,632
My sister is one of your patients.
496
00:23:04,662 --> 00:23:05,962
- Nora Finley-Cullen?
- Mm-hm.
497
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:08,472
And she's on, uh,
a waitlist for a biopsy.
498
00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:10,039
Yeah, we're very backed up.
499
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,501
Yeah, that's sad.
500
00:23:11,502 --> 00:23:14,242
Really, one minute
you're on a doctor's waitlist,
501
00:23:14,312 --> 00:23:15,926
the next minute you're belly-up
502
00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:18,618
and someone's spreading your
ashes on Kurt Cobain's grave.
503
00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:21,652
Are you sure you can't
just squeeze her in?
504
00:23:21,782 --> 00:23:23,982
I take care of the entire south shore.
505
00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:25,852
Oh, come on, a little OT?
506
00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:28,022
I get plenty of OT.
507
00:23:28,152 --> 00:23:29,592
And yet, here you are surfing.
508
00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:31,462
If you can call it that.
509
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:34,762
Easy to be so chill when it's
not your uterus in question.
510
00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:37,062
- Excuse me, that's unacceptable.
- No, I'm so sorry.
511
00:23:37,202 --> 00:23:38,932
I know, she's just a teenager.
512
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,802
Um, I totally understand
that you're swamped.
513
00:23:41,872 --> 00:23:43,132
I'm a career woman as well.
514
00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:44,678
I don't even have time to hydrate!
515
00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:47,872
But, see, I can't just hang ten
516
00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:50,812
while the big C potentially
takes my sister down.
517
00:23:50,882 --> 00:23:53,082
We will call you
when there's an opening.
518
00:23:53,112 --> 00:23:55,432
In the meantime, I suggest you
tell Nora maybe to slow down
519
00:23:55,552 --> 00:23:57,881
- a little bit.
- Whoa, excuse me?
520
00:23:57,882 --> 00:24:00,282
Sorry, are you insinuating
that my sister's lifestyle
521
00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:02,292
is to blame?
522
00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:03,992
That she somehow deserves this?
523
00:24:04,022 --> 00:24:05,822
Alright, you'll have to excuse me.
524
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,492
Oh my God, what is this?
525
00:24:07,562 --> 00:24:08,638
What is that?
526
00:24:08,732 --> 00:24:10,632
Aunt Rhian uses it
to tranquilize raccoons.
527
00:24:10,762 --> 00:24:12,602
Don't point it at me, okay?
This isn't safe!
528
00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:13,632
Don't...
529
00:24:13,657 --> 00:24:14,777
- Ow, ow!
- Oh my God!
530
00:24:14,802 --> 00:24:17,272
Ow, ow... oh my God! Oh my God!
531
00:24:17,402 --> 00:24:18,901
You shot me in the leg!
532
00:24:18,902 --> 00:24:20,972
Eugh... oh my God... Oh my God...
533
00:24:24,482 --> 00:24:26,382
- Shit! Eleanor!
- I didn't mean to!
534
00:24:26,512 --> 00:24:29,512
Shit, shit, shit! God! Shit!
535
00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:32,552
- Grab her legs!
- Shit! Oh, God!
536
00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:38,922
Eleanor, that thing
was for rabid animals,
537
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,062
emergencies only.
538
00:24:40,699 --> 00:24:42,478
The life and/or death
of your favourite sister
539
00:24:42,502 --> 00:24:43,502
isn't an emergency?
540
00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:45,702
I don't know more specialists...
541
00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,002
I can't anymore...
542
00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:49,071
Uh, you're gonna be okay, Dr. Wicket!
543
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,902
I think... Obviously not a doctor.
544
00:24:51,987 --> 00:24:53,641
Irresponsible and reckless.
545
00:24:53,642 --> 00:24:56,342
You can't just break the rules
546
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,018
every time you have
an issue with something, El.
547
00:24:58,042 --> 00:24:59,542
That's not how the world works.
548
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,411
You've broken the rules
a million times
549
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,452
to get what you want. No judgement.
550
00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:05,921
I know you gotta do what
you gotta do to fight the man.
551
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:06,922
Dr. Wicket is a woman.
552
00:25:07,052 --> 00:25:08,402
Ugh, that's so sexist!
553
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:09,652
Oh my God, oh my God.
554
00:25:09,692 --> 00:25:10,952
You know what? I'm done.
555
00:25:11,022 --> 00:25:12,422
That's it.
556
00:25:12,492 --> 00:25:13,892
You're going to college.
557
00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:15,962
No... no!
No, you said it was my decision!
558
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:17,978
Well, that was before you
proved you were incapable
559
00:25:18,002 --> 00:25:19,932
of making good decisions.
You are out of control.
560
00:25:20,002 --> 00:25:22,701
No, you said college
needs to chill the eff out,
561
00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:26,142
that the best education was no
education, that you trusted me!
562
00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:28,912
Oh, I changed my mind!
563
00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:31,372
You're seriously bipolar, mom.
564
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,912
No wonder dad agreed to that divorce.
565
00:25:35,922 --> 00:25:38,582
You're selfish, and crazy,
and I hate you!
566
00:25:59,812 --> 00:26:02,012
This is the Manthusium headquarters?
567
00:26:02,072 --> 00:26:05,342
Smart. Low overhead.
568
00:26:08,482 --> 00:26:10,282
It's open.
569
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:18,221
Yeah... uh, looks like
someone was living here,
570
00:26:18,222 --> 00:26:20,592
emphasis on the "was."
571
00:26:20,632 --> 00:26:23,092
That's Adrian's
alpha badger headdress!
572
00:26:23,132 --> 00:26:26,802
I'm pretty sure that's a raccoon.
573
00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:29,032
Adrian's a good guy.
574
00:26:29,102 --> 00:26:31,702
I'm gonna call him,
he'll explain everything,
575
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,472
and then he'll transfer me the money.
576
00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:38,142
What's behind your back, Oscar?
577
00:26:38,282 --> 00:26:40,712
Nothing.
578
00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:42,651
- Show me your hands.
- Ryan, come on, man.
579
00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:45,122
Show me your hands.
580
00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:53,922
I've been popping
caffeine pills this whole time?
581
00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:56,861
That's why I haven't
slept in two weeks...
582
00:26:56,862 --> 00:27:00,062
Manthusium is a scam.
583
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,701
That makes me the scam-ee!
584
00:27:03,702 --> 00:27:06,472
Hey... Hey!
585
00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:08,211
It could have happened to anyone, Ry.
586
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:09,941
It didn't!
587
00:27:09,942 --> 00:27:11,942
It happened to me!
588
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:18,651
Being a modern dude ain't easy.
589
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:19,951
I get it.
590
00:27:19,952 --> 00:27:22,892
What am I gonna tell Crystal?
591
00:27:23,022 --> 00:27:24,652
The truth.
592
00:27:24,722 --> 00:27:27,162
Ryan, buddy...
593
00:27:27,232 --> 00:27:31,832
You don't need
bull jizz to be the bull!
594
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,102
Being vulnerable is the most
manly thing you can do.
595
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:42,641
Again, I am so sorry.
596
00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:44,512
Uh, my daughter's
still trying to figure out
597
00:27:44,582 --> 00:27:46,182
how to process her emotions.
598
00:27:46,212 --> 00:27:48,111
You both need therapy.
599
00:27:48,112 --> 00:27:49,682
If only we could find a doctor!
600
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,922
Sorry.
601
00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:53,921
Listen, I-I...
602
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,452
Understand you might
want to press charges,
603
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,762
but if you knew my sister,
you would care as much as I do.
604
00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:01,091
Care?
605
00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:03,592
Oh, I used to care.
606
00:28:03,602 --> 00:28:04,931
I really did.
607
00:28:04,932 --> 00:28:07,302
Until I moved to this town
in the middle of nowhere
608
00:28:07,432 --> 00:28:10,732
with little to no support from
our broken health care system.
609
00:28:10,742 --> 00:28:13,142
And honestly, I am...
I am perpetually on-call.
610
00:28:13,272 --> 00:28:14,502
Did you know that?
611
00:28:14,572 --> 00:28:16,172
That I'm in this
constant anxiety loop,
612
00:28:16,312 --> 00:28:18,912
so I actually appreciated that break!
613
00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:21,882
I haven't had a sleep
that deep in years.
614
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,951
Wow. This is... unexpected.
615
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,752
No one cares about Dr. Wicket! No!
616
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,052
I barely have time to take a piss.
617
00:28:29,122 --> 00:28:31,722
Basically, at this point,
I consider bladder infections
618
00:28:31,723 --> 00:28:32,993
my only hobby.
619
00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:34,862
Well, that and not-surfing!
620
00:28:34,863 --> 00:28:37,093
Okay, I only am surfing
because somebody told me
621
00:28:37,233 --> 00:28:39,333
to do something for myself,
because everything else
622
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:41,203
that I do is for everyone else!
623
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:43,033
And to be honest?
624
00:28:43,043 --> 00:28:45,943
Ooh, I hate most of
my patients so much!
625
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:48,943
It felt so good to say that.
It really felt really good.
626
00:28:49,013 --> 00:28:51,743
You know, sometimes I just
wanna get on my surfboard
627
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,813
and catch a wave and get
the hell out of this place.
628
00:28:54,953 --> 00:28:57,313
Feel me?
629
00:28:57,353 --> 00:28:59,683
Yeah, I do.
630
00:28:59,753 --> 00:29:02,223
Sadly, I really do.
631
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:03,823
Run.
632
00:29:03,963 --> 00:29:06,963
Run while you still can.
633
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,163
Duly noted.
634
00:29:09,193 --> 00:29:12,833
But before I do, oh,
do you think you could
635
00:29:12,873 --> 00:29:14,963
maybe squeeze in one last biopsy?
636
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,003
For old time's sake?
637
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:20,303
You can even wear the wetsuit!
638
00:29:20,373 --> 00:29:22,313
Please.
639
00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:25,783
Hello?
640
00:29:28,113 --> 00:29:32,731
Doctor called, said there
was a last-minute opening.
641
00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:36,123
If this is a surprise party,
642
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:40,723
I can think of a way
less creepy venue!
643
00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:43,393
Although, up-side... free drugs.
644
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,363
You must be Nora.
645
00:29:46,433 --> 00:29:48,733
You gotta wear a wetsuit
to do this procedure?
646
00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:50,933
Shit...
647
00:29:50,973 --> 00:29:53,973
Oh, God, why am I not surprised?
648
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:55,312
You think I planned this?
649
00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,173
That I wanted to kidnap a doctor?
650
00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,013
You kidnapped the doctor?!
651
00:29:59,043 --> 00:30:01,143
Napped being the operative word.
652
00:30:01,283 --> 00:30:03,353
Okay, not my finest moment,
but whatever.
653
00:30:03,483 --> 00:30:06,252
You're getting your biopsy,
so instead of being mad at me,
654
00:30:06,253 --> 00:30:08,053
I don't know,
maybe a little gratitude?
655
00:30:08,193 --> 00:30:10,893
What do you want, a tattoo
of your smug face on my ass?
656
00:30:10,923 --> 00:30:12,809
Okay, okay,
you both have three seconds
657
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,233
before I leave to mainline prosecco
658
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,763
and book my trip to Costa Rica,
659
00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:16,832
so are we doing this or not?
660
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:20,033
- No!
- Yes.
661
00:30:20,073 --> 00:30:21,409
We need to know if something's wrong.
662
00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:23,933
Maybe I don't want to know.
663
00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:26,903
Pants off, feet in stirrups, now.
664
00:30:32,113 --> 00:30:34,312
I know your family's
involved in whatever bullshit
665
00:30:34,313 --> 00:30:36,053
is going down at the build site.
666
00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:37,913
Or maybe it's some, I don't know,
667
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,999
what's that word you're
always throwing around, kismet?
668
00:30:40,023 --> 00:30:41,223
Oh, you suck at lying.
669
00:30:41,353 --> 00:30:42,569
Well, you suck at relationships.
670
00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:43,923
It doesn't matter.
671
00:30:43,963 --> 00:30:45,483
This may delay the build for a second,
672
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,123
but it's not gonna stop it, Sammy.
673
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:50,532
Just tell your family to
take the buy-out, please!
674
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:52,433
You know, I used to
envy people like you,
675
00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:55,503
with money and privilege, but...
676
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:56,749
I don't know.
677
00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:58,273
Now I just...
678
00:30:58,343 --> 00:31:00,203
- Pity you.
- Huh, okay.
679
00:31:00,343 --> 00:31:02,273
You have no idea what a real home is.
680
00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,373
How much do you want?
Give me a number.
681
00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:07,112
Not everything has a price, Wes.
682
00:31:07,113 --> 00:31:08,753
You know, I misjudged you.
683
00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:10,983
I thought you were different.
684
00:31:11,023 --> 00:31:13,323
I thought you were
better than this place.
685
00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:23,233
I don't give a shit what you think.
686
00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:25,562
We're done.
687
00:31:55,993 --> 00:31:57,463
You can get dressed now.
688
00:32:02,403 --> 00:32:04,933
I'll call you
with the results in a few days.
689
00:32:05,003 --> 00:32:07,342
Cowabunga, doc.
690
00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:09,673
You do know you're out of
your goddamned mind, right?
691
00:32:09,683 --> 00:32:11,013
Your kid, too.
692
00:32:11,043 --> 00:32:13,412
It's becoming abundantly clear.
693
00:32:16,423 --> 00:32:18,682
But also...
694
00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:21,253
Thanks, I guess.
695
00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:31,293
How you feeling?
696
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:34,333
Numb. Not in a good way.
697
00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:38,642
You're gonna be fine, Nora.
698
00:32:38,643 --> 00:32:40,243
Maybe.
699
00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:44,913
But what if I'm not?
700
00:32:47,653 --> 00:32:49,253
I keep...
701
00:32:50,623 --> 00:32:53,053
Trying to figure out what
I would do if I found out
702
00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:55,123
that I was gonna...
703
00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:01,423
I know what you'd do.
704
00:33:01,493 --> 00:33:03,332
Get my affairs in order?
705
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,533
If by affairs you mean
follow the truffle honey trail
706
00:33:05,663 --> 00:33:09,072
all the way to your
hot biker's bed, then yeah!
707
00:33:09,073 --> 00:33:11,933
God, you're probably right.
I would think about myself.
708
00:33:12,003 --> 00:33:14,672
And my loins, because I'm a terrible,
709
00:33:14,673 --> 00:33:17,013
selfish person
and an even worse mother.
710
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:21,213
Said without a trade of irony,
unfortunately.
711
00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:25,423
I would finally fly to Morocco.
712
00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:27,153
Mm-hm.
713
00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:30,353
Break into Keith Richards' pad,
screw the first hot guy I see
714
00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:32,323
on his red velvet chaise.
715
00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:35,023
Hopefully Keith's not in
at the time, but if he is,
716
00:33:35,033 --> 00:33:37,233
what the hell? I'll screw him, too!
717
00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:39,179
Now, Keith hasn't really
been hanging out there
718
00:33:39,203 --> 00:33:41,603
since the '70s, so I'd have
to build a time machine.
719
00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:44,033
Really?
720
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:48,003
Well, maybe not the time machine part.
721
00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:49,573
No Terry?
722
00:34:13,733 --> 00:34:16,133
Never know when
a bulk box of latex gloves
723
00:34:16,173 --> 00:34:17,533
might come in handy.
724
00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:19,672
Just when I thought
I couldn't get more concerned.
725
00:34:19,673 --> 00:34:22,003
- Love you.
- Night.
726
00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:26,143
Aah, a two-minute
voicemail from my boss.
727
00:34:26,283 --> 00:34:28,143
That can't be good.
728
00:34:30,783 --> 00:34:32,953
Lidia?
729
00:34:34,753 --> 00:34:35,953
Yes, Nora?
730
00:34:37,363 --> 00:34:40,293
My boss is saying the facts
of my podcast didn't check out.
731
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,233
They're saying my source
denied everything.
732
00:34:42,363 --> 00:34:45,233
No, no, no, I didn't deny...
Everything.
733
00:34:45,263 --> 00:34:47,333
It just... I mean...
734
00:34:47,403 --> 00:34:50,772
I sounded so nuts when
they read it all back to me.
735
00:34:50,773 --> 00:34:53,103
I may have massaged a few details.
736
00:34:53,113 --> 00:34:56,413
They're pulling
the plug on my podcast.
737
00:34:56,543 --> 00:34:59,782
They've terminated my contract.
738
00:34:59,783 --> 00:35:00,843
I'm done.
739
00:35:00,853 --> 00:35:03,053
Oh my God.
740
00:35:03,123 --> 00:35:06,253
Nora, I'm so sorry.
741
00:35:06,283 --> 00:35:09,523
But you have to understand,
I can't have all that out there.
742
00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:11,723
My career is finally
getting back on track.
743
00:35:11,793 --> 00:35:13,663
Well, so you thought
you'd blow up mine?
744
00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:14,723
No!
745
00:35:16,393 --> 00:35:19,363
Oh my God. Seriously?
746
00:35:19,503 --> 00:35:23,533
Terry's asking why I didn't
tell him about the test results.
747
00:35:23,543 --> 00:35:25,802
This medical stuff
was supposed to be a secret
748
00:35:25,803 --> 00:35:28,143
and the only person I told was you.
749
00:35:28,273 --> 00:35:29,713
I swear to God, that wasn't me.
750
00:35:29,783 --> 00:35:32,812
- Bullshit.
- Nora, I promise you.
751
00:35:32,813 --> 00:35:34,613
Look, it may not
seem like it right now,
752
00:35:34,653 --> 00:35:35,882
but I always have your back.
753
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,153
You don't have my back!
754
00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:39,583
The only reason you did any of this
755
00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:44,292
is to make yourself feel better
because everybody hates you.
756
00:35:44,293 --> 00:35:45,293
That's not...
757
00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:49,763
you made my cancer scare about you!
758
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,233
I can't do this.
759
00:35:55,273 --> 00:35:58,643
I can't deal with you, anymore.
760
00:36:00,273 --> 00:36:03,373
I'm done!
761
00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:33,473
Today I choose to be happy.
762
00:36:33,513 --> 00:36:37,143
My mind is a tool I can use
to get through anything.
763
00:36:37,283 --> 00:36:39,613
I have the capacity to do great things
764
00:36:39,643 --> 00:36:42,213
and I am only as good as I think...
765
00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:44,613
Babe?
766
00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:48,253
Why didn't you come home last night?
767
00:36:48,393 --> 00:36:50,353
My van was repoed
768
00:36:50,393 --> 00:36:55,223
and my savings are gone
and I really needed you!
769
00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:57,633
I know who took your money.
770
00:36:57,763 --> 00:37:01,533
That's so good! You found him!
771
00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:05,503
Now you can tear his nuts off
and keep them as a trophy!
772
00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,573
Or... or her nuts,
773
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:09,393
because, you know,
women can be jerks, too.
774
00:37:09,473 --> 00:37:10,673
See my mom for details.
775
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:13,343
Oh my God, was it my mom?
776
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,952
Because she is still hounding me
to pay for those skating lessons
777
00:37:15,953 --> 00:37:17,599
that she kept forgetting
to pick me up from...
778
00:37:17,623 --> 00:37:19,583
Crystal, stop.
779
00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:22,793
It was me.
780
00:37:25,523 --> 00:37:28,293
I'm the dickwad that took your money.
781
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,933
Ry, please.
782
00:37:37,973 --> 00:37:41,803
Please don't tell me
that you stole my savings
783
00:37:41,873 --> 00:37:42,873
to buy testicle pills...
784
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,943
Manthusium promised
to triple my money!
785
00:37:45,983 --> 00:37:49,353
They said that I'd be rich,
that we'd be rich!
786
00:37:49,383 --> 00:37:53,822
And I'd get to be the man
that you always wanted.
787
00:37:53,823 --> 00:37:55,853
You were scammed.
788
00:37:57,593 --> 00:37:59,893
I got scammed.
789
00:38:00,023 --> 00:38:02,733
By the love of my life.
790
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,903
I'm gonna pay you back, every penny.
791
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:09,573
Mm-hm.
792
00:38:09,703 --> 00:38:13,643
More important, uh...
793
00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:17,243
I'm never gonna let
another dirtbag like me
794
00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:20,682
take advantage of you ever again.
795
00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:22,683
What does that even mean, Ry?
796
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:27,983
It means I thought
I finally found my thing,
797
00:38:28,023 --> 00:38:32,263
but it turns out that thing
is to hold you back.
798
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:33,433
If you're holding me back,
799
00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:37,933
it's because I'm letting
you hold me back, like...
800
00:38:38,063 --> 00:38:39,762
Like my favourite scrunchie.
801
00:38:39,763 --> 00:38:42,333
Crystal, I keep screwing up!
802
00:38:42,373 --> 00:38:43,933
And you keep forgiving me!
803
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:45,543
Yeah.
804
00:38:48,113 --> 00:38:50,612
I'm bad for you.
805
00:38:50,613 --> 00:38:54,243
I always have been.
806
00:38:57,723 --> 00:39:03,493
Uh, have a beautiful, scam-free life,
807
00:39:03,563 --> 00:39:07,493
and fly high,
like the bird, not the bong.
808
00:39:16,703 --> 00:39:18,003
Big news, daddy-o.
809
00:39:18,073 --> 00:39:21,103
I got some big news, too.
810
00:39:21,143 --> 00:39:22,513
Your mom is coming home!
811
00:39:22,573 --> 00:39:23,973
Oh!
812
00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,512
It's about frickin' time.
813
00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:27,583
Talk about shirking
on her Grandma duties.
814
00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,983
Uh, what's your big news?
815
00:39:30,113 --> 00:39:33,983
Oh, nothing,
just that I single-handedly
816
00:39:34,053 --> 00:39:36,653
saved the Moonshine.
817
00:39:36,693 --> 00:39:38,993
Oh? How did you manage that?
818
00:39:39,123 --> 00:39:41,323
I planted your pirate skull
at the construction site.
819
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,762
You know the one
you kept in the rafters?
820
00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,693
Oh, no, Rhian...
821
00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:47,102
Yes!
822
00:39:47,103 --> 00:39:49,333
And now the cops think
there's an unsolved murder.
823
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,979
It could take them months
to complete their investigation,
824
00:39:51,003 --> 00:39:52,333
years even.
825
00:39:52,403 --> 00:39:55,343
There is an unsolved murder.
826
00:39:55,473 --> 00:39:58,543
That wasn't a fake
pirate skull, Rhian.
827
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,513
That was Jimmy.
828
00:40:00,553 --> 00:40:01,843
No, dad.
829
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:03,413
We burned Jimmy's skeleton
830
00:40:03,453 --> 00:40:05,553
in that filthy
Moroccan rug last summer.
831
00:40:05,623 --> 00:40:07,122
Remember?
832
00:40:07,123 --> 00:40:09,893
I'd been talking to the old
bastard's corpse for so long
833
00:40:09,953 --> 00:40:13,323
under the apple tree that
I couldn't bear to let him go.
834
00:40:13,463 --> 00:40:16,493
I swapped his skull for a cantaloupe.
835
00:40:20,303 --> 00:40:23,033
So the murder investigation...
836
00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:25,033
...is a real murder.
837
00:40:27,643 --> 00:40:31,043
And all roads...
838
00:40:31,113 --> 00:40:33,943
Are gonna point to your mom.
839
00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:42,993
Apologize.
840
00:40:43,423 --> 00:40:44,623
No way I'm apologizing to mom.
841
00:40:44,923 --> 00:40:46,809
I think college is the
very least of your worries.
842
00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:48,723
You could have
seriously hurt that doctor.
843
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,663
You could have been arrested, honey!
844
00:40:50,803 --> 00:40:53,002
Mom was the one who dragged
me into this batshit plan
845
00:40:53,003 --> 00:40:55,063
and I'm the one taking the fall?
846
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,033
You're right,
she deserves to be taken down.
847
00:40:57,173 --> 00:41:00,473
If you ask me, she let you off easy.
848
00:41:00,613 --> 00:41:02,472
Effective immediately,
849
00:41:02,473 --> 00:41:06,183
you are grounded
for the rest of the summer!
850
00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:07,883
How is that at all fair?
851
00:41:08,013 --> 00:41:09,613
Oh, mom is not gonna agree to this.
852
00:41:09,653 --> 00:41:11,173
- I know mom is not gonna agree!
- Mom!
853
00:41:11,223 --> 00:41:13,183
- You know, she's probably...
- Mom!
854
00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,623
Okay, Eleanor, you're
welcome to ask your mother...
855
00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:22,733
Mom's gone.
856
00:41:22,863 --> 00:41:25,433
What do you mean she's gone?
857
00:41:25,563 --> 00:41:27,503
"Dear El and Finn,
858
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,833
"I'm sorry for not being
a proper role model
859
00:41:29,873 --> 00:41:32,033
"you both could look up to.
860
00:41:32,043 --> 00:41:33,903
"I don't want to be
a bad influence anymore,
861
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:36,573
"so I'm going away for a bit.
862
00:41:36,713 --> 00:41:38,973
"You're both adults,
I know you'll be fine,
863
00:41:39,043 --> 00:41:41,783
"but watch out for each other.
864
00:41:41,853 --> 00:41:44,553
"I love you more than
all the stars in the sky.
865
00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:47,853
"Mom."
866
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:46,243
Lidia.
867
00:43:10,673 --> 00:43:16,123
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