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- Good morning.
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- Morning, Hives.
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- Well, sir, today's the day.
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- Yes.
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You know, Hives, this is
the happiest day cf my life.
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- Yes, indeed , yes, yes.
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- Pardon me, ladies and gentlemen.
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I want to interrupt this program
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for a very important news flash.
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It is with pleasure that I announce
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that Mr. Oliver Norv ell Hardy
is to be married today
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at high noon to the only daughter
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of that well-known oil
magnate, Mr. Peter Cucumber.
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The wedding is to be
held at the bride's home,
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and will be one of the
highlights of the social season.
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You may remember that Mr.
Hardy started with this firm
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as elevator boy, and
with grim determination,
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worked his way up to the top,
and after the wedding today,
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he becomes general manager
of this vast organization.
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It may also be interesting
to know that Mr. Stan Laurel,
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who has been a lifelong friend , advisor,
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and severest critic
who guided Mr. Hardy
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to the pinnacle of success,
is to be the best man.
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Mr. Laurel says that after
viewing the situation
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from all sides, he's thoroughly
reconciled to the fact
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that the moving picture industry
is still in its infancy.
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Mr. Laurel also states
that technocracy,
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whilst it may appear to
be the center of all--
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- Hives.
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- Yes, sir.
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- As soon as Mr. Laurel
arrives, call a taxi.
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- Yes, sir.
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- And just a moment.
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Get me some fresh toast.
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- Certainly.
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Oh, good morning, sir, good morning.
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Lovely morning for the
wedding, isn't it, sir?
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- Mr. Laurel says.
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Did you get everything?
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- Here are the railroad tickets.
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And I got the ring.
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Got the ring.
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And, and the flowers, I ordered those,
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and they'll be over there
in time for the wedding.
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- Now why did you get
two tickets to Chicago
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when you know that I wanted
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to spend my honeymoon in Saskatchewan.?
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Well, the man said there was no such place
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as Sas. Sas Saskatchewan. --
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- All right, all right.
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Never mind.
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What's that?
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- What?
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- That.
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- It's a surprise.
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- Well, what is it?
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- I don't want to tell you.
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- Give me--
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What's that under your arm?
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Your other arm.
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This.
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- Oh, yeah.
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It's a, it's a wedding
present I bought for you.
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- Now isn't that thoughtful.
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What is it?
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- Guess.
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- I haven't got time to guess.
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Open it and show it to me.
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Now why did you have to
buy a thing like that?
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- Well, now that you're
going to be married,
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you won't be going cut much at night,
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and I thought it would be
something for us to play with.
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- My playing days are over.
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My time is too Valuable to waste
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on such childish falderdash.
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Don't you realize that I am about
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to become a big oil magnate?
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You know what a magnate is, don't you?
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- Sure, a thing that eats cheese.
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- I beg your pardon, sir.
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I ordered your taxi to be here right away.
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- Thank you, Hives.
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Bring my baggage down.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Let's try it.
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- Put that thing away and
let's get ready to go.
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- Oh, Hives.
- Yes.
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- Get my hat and gloves.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Your taxi's here, sir.
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- That's fine.
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Tell him to get my baggage.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Come on, get your hat and gloves.
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Come on , we haven't much time!
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Come on , please!
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Get out of my way!
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- Get those bags.
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Come on , come on.
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- Go in and see what's
happened to that driver.
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Will you please come on?
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Don't you understand
I've get to get going?
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- Okay, fatty, I'll be
with you in just a minute.
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Now just a little more straight edge.
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- Hey.
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Is that your cab out there?
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- Yeah.
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- Here's a ticket for you.
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- See who that is.
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- Hello?
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- This is Mr. Cucumber talking.
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Where is Mr. Hardy?
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- I'll call him , sir.
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Mr. Cucumber, sir.
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- Oh.
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You talk to him.
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Tell him I left 10 minutes ago.
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Give me those, go ahead.
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- Hello?
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- Did you know you're
holding up this wedding?
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Keeping my daughter and guests
waiting here half an hour?
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Where is Mr. Hardy?
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- He's right here, and
he told me to tell you
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that we just left 10 minutes ago.
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- Doh!
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- Will you please come on?
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I've get to get going.
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- Just a minute.
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- Officer, will you get him out of here?
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I've get to get to my wedding!
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- Hey, you , why don't you
go with the gentleman?
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- Get my baggage.
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- Come on, come on.
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- It's all your fault for
bringing the jigsaw puzzle here
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in the first place.
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- A big, healthy lug like you,
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and you're wasting your
time on a thing like...
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- Are you sure you've got everything?
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You sent the flowers,
and you've got the rings.
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- Daddy, whatever could
have happened to him?
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- Oh, my dear, dry those pretty eyes.
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Remember, better late than never.
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There he is now.
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Pull yourself together, my dear.
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What's the wreath for?
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- I don't know.
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Mr. Laurel picked it
out himself and told me
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to bring it over here.
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- Haven't you any bit of sense
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than bring a wreath to a wedding?
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- It's nothing to do with me.
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Orders is orders.
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- Order my car.
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I may have some use for this.
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- See who that is.
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- See who that is.
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- See who that is.
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- See who that is.
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- See who it is.
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- Come in!
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- Telegram for you , Mr. Hardy.
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- Oh.
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See what that says.
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- There.
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Now give me the piece that goes in there.
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- Whoa!
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What are you trying to do,
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make me out a bigger fool
than I look, but I am?
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Are you coming to this wedding or not?
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- Yes, sir, right away.
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- Well, let's go!
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- Wait a minute.
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What are you trying to
do, take a run-out powder?
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Nobody's gonna leave here.
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- Why?
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- There’s a piece missing
out of that puzzle,
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and nobody leaves this
place 'til we find it.
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- What has that get to do with me?
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- You're going to be searched.
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- Well, you don't understand, sir!
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That's Mr. Peter Cucumber,
the big oil magnate!
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- I don't care if he's Mr. Dill Pickle.
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He's going to be searched!
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Now, come on, get over there in line.
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- Doh!
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- Get over there, come on.
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- Don't be trouble here.
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- Come on, you, get over there.
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You too.
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- Oh, so you're getting tough , are you?
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- Fight in my country!
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Come on!
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- Get away from me!
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I'll run you in!
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Oh!
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- Calling car 49.
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Go to 6311 Old Fashioned Way.
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It's a riot.
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Go get 'em , boys.
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And you , too, I won't stand it.
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- Ow!
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- Aren't you glad that I told you to hide?
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- Thank you.
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- I guess the wedding's off.
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I'll be going.
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Here's that telegram that came for you.
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- Hand me the phone.
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- Something important?
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- Yes, hand me the phone!
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- Sorry to interrupt this program again ,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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Another news flash.
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After a sensational rise
today in the stock market,
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the great international
Horseccllar Corporation took
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a tremendous crash and failed.
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This will mean the loss of
millions to its investors.
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More good news later.
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The Happy Hour program will now continue.
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- Don't worry.
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Prosperity's just around the corner.
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- What do you mean, don't worry?
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Get cut of here!
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- I understand.
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You want to be alone with your thoughts.
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- Get cut of here!
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Go on, get!
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