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I want a piece of your soul I want you I
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want to know what you're all about give
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me give me
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I have never liked any chick rock and
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roll band in history I thought they all
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sucked then I heard them and I'm a
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believer
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it's all about kitty
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everybody was going crazy it was crazy
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it was sort of an endangerment to our
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lives but it was fun
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at the same time you know it's like
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death fun check that [ __ ] out
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one there one there
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look
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we're just commenting on the size of
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that rather large knife
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she's gonna stab him still shut up stop
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okay watch this
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how long have you guys been in here now
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god
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for me
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now is
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thank you
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flowers
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I love you I want your leg I want to
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fight it
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morgan is
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very intelligent
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five plus five is nine
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camera one camera chip camera one
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she's very very sweet very very smart
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those guys were always trying to pump up
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their [ __ ] egos by trying to [ __ ]
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cut us down it was awful
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I despise them for that because they
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were so cowardly and they were so
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amedic like
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you know in their parasiticness 107 part
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this is morgan's contribution to the
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bulletin board page 666 of the bible
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she's
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she's very very very left-wing
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and eccentric you know what today alone
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I have gotten five bibles every time
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that I go into a hotel
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I take a holy bible
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so we're gonna go and put see how many
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we have
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one more down to the pile of bibles you
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see that
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all I need is 30 of them I already have
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13 at home so I need to get 17 of them
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in order to
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make my bible table a reality I think
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I have like 12 or 13 in there so I'm
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only like four away
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I think that's it
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I've got another one
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I'm in strange mood
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and I can possibly brush my teeth
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giving me flowers is like putting me
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down
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it's like saying you like
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something that's like flowers are just
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so wimpy like if someone's gonna give me
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something like they should give me like
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a bouquet of dead babies or something
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when I first met her
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I was very
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intimidated by her actually
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isn't that spectacular
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do you want a new piercing I do okay
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with my tongue
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I stuck your finger on my eyeball
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I juice I do she's very nice caring
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sensitive selena's my valentine
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no kisses no kisses
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I don't have anybody to love and nobody
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loves me still there I'm a [ __ ] I'll be
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her valentine too
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yeah I don't have a valentine I suck
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I'll be your valentine mercedes
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gotta live by the list
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27
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Lick my nuts
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number 70 hooray for mental breakdowns
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and number 56 is the donkey show you
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want to go to the donkey show you can
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see a donkey have sex with a woman want
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to go to the donkey show
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this is the shittiest room I've ever
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seen in my entire life
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I think
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this is a donkey showroom see I'll show
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you the room
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shoes
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thank you very
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you guys much here
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hey where are we going girls
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cherry hill mom in colorado I wish I had
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money
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hairy hills cherry creek there you go
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cherry hill isn't that isn't that one
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it's harry crackball
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we're going there
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okay that thing is [ __ ] psycho look
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at that
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look at that thing that's [ __ ]
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science
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my god this one's having a [ __ ]
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yeah he's got some problems kid rob this
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is his name this is caleb
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damn you move on now
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let me [ __ ] you in the air
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let me [ __ ] you up
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like
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[ __ ] swell dream
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three
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like that
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one
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I am
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Is
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Me
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Please
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when I
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say
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sadie's is very very strange
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I personally don't think that mercedes
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is as weird as she says she is really
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she's just sort of an exhibitionist
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come on two more floors left
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she's seeing
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look at all the muscles in here okay
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watch this okay
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he spotted her
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negative
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see this normal looking popsicle or
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sucker or whatever
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look
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there's a cricket inside
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what were you dreaming about last night
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as fallon pointed out oprah winfrey why
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were you dreaming about oprah winfrey
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you were calling out her name in your
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sleep is this some sort of sexual
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fantasy that you have
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it wasn't it
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didn't take me getting my tattoo
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that's it
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eat some pound cake
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how about you mercedes is that a fart
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yes
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she gets along with people very well she
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has a talent for
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you know going up and just introducing
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herself to people and she has this
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ability to remember everyone's name that
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she meets this is corey such a good
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friend of ours okay we've known this guy
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for like so long internet friends
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I love kitties
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you gotta check this [ __ ] out okay this
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is the [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the best
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best you're ever gonna see okay this is
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porn and a half
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this is important in that [ __ ] half
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chicks it's chicks with a bread dick
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okay wait a minute this is a [ __ ]
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okay are you ready [ __ ] sit down
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because if you don't sit down you're
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just gonna have a heart attack
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my god
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no
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Hold on here's a good finale
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and there goes the herpes deck it
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cracked right the [ __ ]
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boys and off
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so
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Is
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Johnny's been a very bad boy
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is
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Was your hands
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24.
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This is the dressing room
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really lovely lovely dressing room
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isn't it so beautiful like yeah
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it's jelly like look
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it smells so good
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here it is our set for tonight
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I found a pubic hair in my m m's I don't
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know where it came from but it was a
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pubic hair and my m m's look at that
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it was a dirty packaging lady
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what
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what did mercedes do mercedes is a
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wicked tumbler really yeah yeah I
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kick ass I still have my body suit it
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was a I had a cheetah one I had a
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crushed velvet blue one soda I had and I
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had it was a key hole back
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what's his name eld captured
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I love you just give me some sugar
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yeah what's your name bubba
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where are you from I'm from amarillo
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texas
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yeah
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and how long you been doing this I
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hey I would
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you can see how nervous the girls are
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right before they go on
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them hell they're badass it's about
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time we have some female artists out
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here
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you're very very good yeah let's show
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these boys what was up
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good job lady
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colorado
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and no conspiracy this place has
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alien ponds
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kitty
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bread eat it
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yeah
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so
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There's only one word
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this
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is
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Right
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so
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Was I'm not good enough
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are you kids
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what
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rocco
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so
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Together
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me
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Right
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all right
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your hat well
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you
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where did we first see you guys
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california
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but I I went I went to rene hold on wait
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a second I went when the next day for
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vegas came up what happened what
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happened I was ready to go who wasn't
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ready to go who didn't want to go
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it was you and kevin kevin with the
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little thing my name is
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see I wouldn't normally be out in the
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sun but to see kitty [ __ ] it I'll I'll
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suffer
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we went to brooksbury pennsylvania we
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were in new york
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that was very cool we
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people especially suck here in
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connecticut unfortunately thank you
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where are you guys from we're from san
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diego california 30 miles south of san
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francisco home of bear you're wrestling
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and you guys drove
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well me and him pretty much the other
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two are just alone
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so who's the wrestler here
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valen's really really really quiet and
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she's she's she's an individual
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but when she's around us she's she can
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be loud and vulgar but just when she's
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around us
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what the [ __ ] is that noise
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for the rest of my life
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why are you wearing a towel because I'm
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naked
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they're not really naked fallon
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she's naked inside her
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she knows what she wants and she has
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very you know opinionated
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views on things I hate it
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why do you have to put them up on
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display like that
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like some kind of trophy
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I always ask my mom what it was that I
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was eating I always used to do that when
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I was a kid I'd be like what is this
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and she told me what it was and it just
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really turned me off because I'm like
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it's an animal
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fallon equals peanut butter
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I eat it with
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you want some everything
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my name is ethel
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I know who
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she's funny in her own like in her own
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way hey did you know in america they
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don't have smarties you don't have what
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I am your queen
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deja vu what
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yes that was cool
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every time we play a show I like him and
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I walk around it until we start to play
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I was just making sure
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me
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Watch
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two is
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so
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Yeah
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can I move the camera
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I think we're gonna start cutting
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through beverly hills right here
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beverly hills
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we're in beverly hills my god that's
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senate guard it's kelly and donald trump
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down the street my god I watch your
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show all the time kelly and donna
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number 43 don't eat eggs it's chicken
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period
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screw you hippy
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that's number 69
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76 mick I want to run my fingers through
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your deathbed
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hell yeah now it's recording yes okay
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we have this thing that's going on
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and
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it's all because of the special person
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that we have that special person say
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that's say his name his name is mick
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what is our ongoing obsession with this
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member nick has so much hate in his
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heart and we just are trying to be nice
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to him so that he'll talk to us because
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00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,679
we've been on tour with him for a long
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time since january and mick has never
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said even like a word he doesn't talk he
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is
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He's [ __ ] evil just like selena he's
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not as evil see the it goes like this
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00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,598
selena the boss then nick yeah
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because the boss is pretty evil yeah
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00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,838
anyways that's not the point we're
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trying to kill mick with kindness and
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00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,759
we're I don't know now we had to have
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00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,959
this obsession we were putting post-it
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00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,318
notes up today
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all right this one says mick is hot
345
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,559
that's great this one says mick is
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my [ __ ]
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my god these ones there was a lot
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of other ones hold on I have to get
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your necklace [ __ ] you
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this is [ __ ] you they're me
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they're making me
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be censored
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00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,239
that makes me feel terrible if you have
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like I'm not allowed to express myself
355
00:44:02,319 --> 00:44:03,838
I'll just have to tell the world that I
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get to do the interview
357
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we're in this and we're doing this
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because we made music that's that's
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00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,559
first and foremost right so how do you
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feel about being a girl in the metal
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industry are you an angry girl are you
362
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:33,838
really angry do you know what kind of
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00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:35,199
questions they're going to ask you
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00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,559
probably the same questions that we
365
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,479
always get asked
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I'm not like how did the weight start
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00:44:41,119 --> 00:44:43,598
what's it like being a female rock star
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what's it like enchantment what's it
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like being a chick well first of all I
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have a vagina so that means I have no
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00:44:50,319 --> 00:44:52,239
penis yes that means I am lacking a
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penis and
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a scrotum
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therefore I have a uterus in ovary
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00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,199
before yeah obviously therefore I am
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not packed
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so what's it like to be a female in the
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rock industry
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would you like to be a female they're
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not going to be morning just like it is
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to have a [ __ ] dick personally I
382
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think that
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we're in this because of the music and
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they should be focusing on that before
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they focus on what we look like you know
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our exterior or
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you know whether we're
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00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,519
what genitalia we have or whatever you
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00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,959
know it doesn't really matter to me and
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00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,239
I think that those are the type of
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00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,078
questions that I kind of
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00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,479
cringe when I hear them it's like
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00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,479
they're like so how old are you really
394
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,399
I've heard you're like 19.
395
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,520
14 12.
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00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,639
Who cares how [ __ ] old we are it's
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00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,159
about the music so shut up
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00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:45,720
murder your ass pick up 36.
399
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,399
Who's the real king of rock and roll
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00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,318
who's the real king of rock and roll
401
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:53,040
frank sinatra
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00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:56,318
see this
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00:45:56,319 --> 00:45:58,838
I'm gonna tell them to [ __ ] right off
404
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,959
because it's
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00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,439
do we like do we even look like pop
406
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,159
culture do we look like we belong in a
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00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,679
tabloid alongside of like repulsive
408
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,838
mainstream icons I am not a tool for
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00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,959
exploitation and this is turning into
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00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,078
something that I didn't want it to be
411
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:18,639
turned into we have you know limits we
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00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,799
have parameters in which you know we
413
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,719
want to be you know presented to the
414
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,039
media and we're not cute little girls
415
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,479
we're like we have a [ __ ] you kind of
416
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,159
attitude and we don't take any [ __ ] from
417
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,519
it
418
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,598
What would you like me to do I'd like
419
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:34,239
you to like me to give in and bow down
420
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,519
to their
421
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,639
exploitation like no I eat you tell them
422
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,679
how you feel I just told her how I felt
423
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,439
I told her that and there's nothing that
424
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,358
I can do I do not want to appear on that
425
00:46:45,359 --> 00:46:47,279
show no I don't want to be mean about
426
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,759
this but that's amazing it's a tabloid
427
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,759
it's like the national enquirer and I
428
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,999
don't want anything to do with it so
429
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,839
[ __ ]
430
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,479
you five minutes 10 minutes
431
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,999
five minutes
432
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,799
it's enough to kill you
433
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,039
no I'm serious our career is done we're
434
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,039
done I'm sorry you're done either way
435
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,318
girl
436
00:47:08,319 --> 00:47:10,479
we're done no I'm not I'm not even
437
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,239
joking like you guys don't understand
438
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,799
the [ __ ] repercussions of if we do
439
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,200
both ways we're [ __ ] thank you so
440
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,040
a [ __ ] much
441
00:48:31,839 --> 00:48:35,559
do you think
442
00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:08,720
this is gonna be your
443
00:50:10,839 --> 00:50:13,519
segment thank god
444
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,519
jesus christ killed me
445
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,679
three merciful crap
446
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,399
selena is evil that's all I need to say
447
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,199
she's evil selena is definitely evil
448
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,318
she's charles manson she's a man
449
00:50:26,319 --> 00:50:28,318
yeah scrolling easily dominated goth
450
00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:30,799
boys can't go wrong can I can I get a
451
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,719
look at this can I see what you just did
452
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,639
to this portal
453
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,839
you move the spooky tree
454
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,759
a little the little the manchester
455
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,759
lightning symbol and this is talina's
456
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,039
evil
457
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,959
has to say that she decided I took their
458
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,960
knife
459
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,558
very smart as well very intellectual
460
00:50:56,559 --> 00:50:59,358
she's actually very sarcastic
461
00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:03,240
freddie's in here
462
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:11,759
I don't want to die okay
463
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,160
not yet
464
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,279
she's also really nice me and her can
465
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,118
have very very deep conversations and
466
00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:32,078
you know talk about anything where's
467
00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:34,800
selena no
468
00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:37,999
selena you look like a big satchel of
469
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,199
moving poo
470
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,719
you're all brown and
471
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,439
lumpy I'm stealing this blanket I'm
472
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,719
going to let's see your face honey no
473
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,280
good morning
474
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,719
anyways we'll just talk to the lump then
475
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,639
mercedes already got
476
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,239
what did you have a dream about last
477
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,159
night I don't know I had a dream about
478
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,759
me shoplifting
479
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,838
that's good
480
00:52:01,839 --> 00:52:04,839
bye
481
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,838
we're in manchester where were we
482
00:52:09,839 --> 00:52:11,919
yesterday we were in glasgow yesterday
483
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,799
how did the show go thank you buddy
484
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,318
I'm gonna take him on the bus with me
485
00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:17,759
and he's getting my pet that one right
486
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,959
there that's scraggly when it looks like
487
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,799
he's gonna die and follow him yeah
488
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,519
he's [ __ ] hot man his name is that's
489
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,759
mick the sheep okay look at his mouth
490
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,440
he's even got a red thing on his ass
491
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:38,558
get my face in here okay check it out
492
00:52:38,559 --> 00:52:39,440
see
493
00:52:39,441 --> 00:52:41,679
see this is an electric fence
494
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,880
okay here read this here
495
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,119
electric offenses
496
00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:11,838
bunch of stupid rats bunch of stupid
497
00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:14,799
drops we're in the biggest circus
498
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,480
that we've ever been in in our lives
499
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,598
my mom came here 25 years ago and there
500
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:25,999
was nothing like this it was just stones
501
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:26,960
and
502
00:53:26,961 --> 00:53:28,639
stones in a field
503
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,358
that was basically what it was money
504
00:53:31,359 --> 00:53:32,719
yeah you know what disneyland's all
505
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:35,279
about too yeah [ __ ] socks
506
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,358
it's not about stonehenge and money it's
507
00:53:37,359 --> 00:53:39,519
not about fun anymore bunch of stupid
508
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,479
rocks how nice
509
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,838
[ __ ] if I had all the power in the
510
00:53:43,839 --> 00:53:45,598
world
511
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:47,199
this is a horse
512
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,879
all I wanted to do was sacrifice someone
513
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,159
and drink their blood in the middle and
514
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,280
I'm not even allowed to go in there
515
00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:10,558
thank you all in advance
516
00:54:10,559 --> 00:54:15,000
and please don't hurt yourself
517
00:56:29,839 --> 00:56:32,839
me
518
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:03,079
Sure
519
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,520
with you
520
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,559
thank you very much
521
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,598
so you just want to say goodbye
522
00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:48,880
what do you have to say mercedes
523
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,039
I'm looking into your ears
524
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,719
look at me take your hand off your face
525
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,639
for a sec what do you have to say
526
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,640
god
527
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,838
is this the end of the
528
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:19,439
video and that it's for all right
529
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,959
honey
530
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,118
is this the end of the video
531
00:59:23,119 --> 00:59:26,240
it looks like that's fine
532
00:59:26,799 --> 00:59:28,479
now it's time
533
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,280
to say goodbye
534
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:34,558
twelve viewers
535
00:59:34,559 --> 00:59:38,159
in television and vcr land
536
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,318
your tuesday's in your mouth
537
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:45,240
ew you watch I love you goodbye
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