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MILF2010 PRESENTS

Up, up, up.

Hedgehog.

- What, Dad?
- Batya, what?

Not me, you're looking at it.

Who's the one who's been stomping our bread into the ground?

- Some kind of beast.
- What a beast, no less.

Dad, I caught a hedgehog over there.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

You'll go on guard duty at night.

Yes, Vanya - To the guard, Vanya.

Well, hedgehog, it's good to be king.
Sitting on the throne, doing nothing.

And everyone loves you for nothing.
How is our tsar father there, he's probably asleep.

I wish I could do a heroic deed for the tsar.
That the tsar would shake hands and say...

"Oh, Vanya, you'll be my friend from now on. "I don't even have...
"I have no one to talk to, only fools around.

Quiet.

So that's who's been
into the ground.

Stop right there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Gone.

We'll see who's who.

I'll get it.

I'll take you to the market.
I'll charge you a hatful of gold for it.

If not, I'll saddle the tsar to the palace.
I'll say, "King, that's how I am."

Stop.

Wait, we're gonna crash. Where are you going?

Wow, it's beautiful.

Moms.

You again.

How'd you do that, huh? Did you have a good time?

I can't take you to the market now.

Help me, help me, with your hands,
with your legs, whatever you got.

With hooves, with hooves... well... come on, help me out.

Now. Now, now.

Come on.

Come on, come on. There you go.

Come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, baby, come on.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

I've got you now,
you won't be stomping on our bread.

Well?

All right, that's it.

Do you promise not to trample our wheat?

You promise?

All right, all right.

Now. There you go.

Go, you're free to go.
And remember, we had a deal.

Yeah. Now my dad's gonna kill me for sure.

(song sings).

- Whoa, what kind of a circus is this?
- The circus, Vanya, is how you meet your friends.

- Who's there? Come on out.
- Ooh... You are the most hospitable.

- Drop the pitchfork.
- I will.

- Careful, Vanya. You might hurt yourself again.
- Don't scare me, I'm not afraid of you devils.

Come on out.

Oh, thank you, Mommy, you found someone
to send me to. Okay, let's try this another way.

Scared?

That's it.

I salute you, good man.

Hey.

Hey, Vanya, coo-coo.

Oh, no.

- You shouldn't have wagged your pitchfork.
- What are you, a horse?

Horse.

What?

- A horse?
- Horse.

- Ponytail. Yeah, yeah, Humpbacked Horse.
- Well, that's one way to put it.

Just don't iron it, I don't like it.

There you go. Yeah, it's a gift
from my mother, the mare.

That's how.

Are you a gift, too?

No, Vanya, I'm not a gift. It's just that
my mother told me that you're a little...

I mean, you need a friend, we need a mentor.

You couldn't find a bigger mentor?
Like these, for example.

You can't even talk to them.
They're just horses.

But what a lot of them.

Look, you're an unpleasant, ungrateful man.

Vanka is Batya.

All dead, gone - the field has not been saved.

That's it.

What do we do now, huh?

Sit down. On you? Shh, shh, shh.

Nothing - hoof to hoof,
head to the withers. On the count of three.

- What was that just now?
- Just a simple gallop.

It's not the fastest yet, by the way.
So for the first time.

- What's faster?
- Of course there is. For example, there's a royal, with a hop.

- So let's do a royal now with a hop and go back.
- What for?

I'll take the horses. I'll take them to town to the market. They won't let me plow.
they won't let me plow, but at least I'll make some money.

Well, for that, Vanya,
you don't have to say it back. Look.

Cover your ears.

- Daddy, we're almost there.
- Almost got me.

- How do you whistle so that the horses obey you? Teach me.
- That's easy.

You fold your lips like this.

Where would I get lips like that,
an animal to fold them like that.

It's not about the lips, Vanya. It's about talent.

It's nothing to do with talent.
The tsar has such talent, and everyone loves him.

Because he's the king.

That's it, Vanya, let's go. Hold it steady,
don't listen to anyone but me.

Make a smarter face,
Don't open your mouth too wide.

How much for the horses, boy?

- Hey, man, you selling horses?
- I'll trade you.

- Hey, bring the horses over here, we'll bargain.
- You don't have enough squirrel pelts.

Wait.

Don't go there. That's where the bargain is.

You'll sell them anyway. Let's go over there.

- Why there?
- Intuition. A rare quality, by the way.

- Look, I'm not gonna give you any bad advice. Do as I say, please.
- Come on, let's go.

That's where he lives.

The Tsar is our father.

Must have something important to do.

He's hungry for royal blood, the ghoul. Beat him.

The king.

Quiet.

How do you say "hungry"?

Executed. Executed. Executed.

Executed.

Hail, my Caesar.

Oh, my people, my people.

I want to be close to you.
What are you gonna do for me today, hmm?

Okay.

Okay.

What the hell is this, huh?

- I'll give you a ruble.
- I'll give you a ruble myself, just to get you off my back.

- Yeah, yeah, four ladies.
- Oh, yeah?

You've got to stand in front of horses like that
and take off your hats.

There you go.

There you are with the horses, come here.

That's how a poor bastard like you
a poor bastard like you get horses like that?

- He must have stolen it. That's a royal horse, my Caesar.
- He is.

- The horses are mine. Put them in the stable.
- Ah.

My Caesar, in the buggy, please.

Listen, you've made a good present for the tsar.
You gave him the horses for nothing.

I forgot all about the money.
King of fathers, king of fathers, wait a minute.

Let me ask you something.

- Well.
- Is it hard being a king?

Very.

Hunchback, how come? Did you see that?

Come on, Vanya, everything's fine.
Now they'll put clamps on them, harness them.

And they're gonna ride around in their new stroller, and we're just
and all we're gonna do is wave. It's beautiful.

What are we gonna do now?

- Well, why don't you whistle, see if they come running?
- Whistle... I don't know how.

Did I tell you to go to the other end
of the bazaar? I told you. Good thing they didn't take me.

Scared.

I'll be sure to listen to you next time,
friend, but right now, help me out.

Okay, but one last time.

Stop.

Where are you taking me, you smoke? Catch the horses.

And leave me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, you, oh, good for you.

Come on.

I'm a little rusty on the law. What's the law
for mockery, sir? Execution?

Canceled, Your Majesty.

- And replaced.
- With what?

A fine, my Caesar.

Nothing sacred, everything is measured by money. Execution
to return, but keep the fine, too.

King Tut, I'm sorry.

- You forgot the money.
- Я?

- Yeah, well.
- I never forget anything.

- I was just about to. The treasury.
- Already here.

Heard that.

Well, how much money do you want?

Two hats of silver.

No money, as usual.

We'll pay, but the horses will run back to him.

Would you, Ivan,
to join my service?

Chief... Royal...

Whistleblower.

A groom.

Will they give you a red caftan and new boots?

I agree.

What an idiot.

It's with me.

The road, the road.

It's with me.

Look, look, Little Humpbacked Horse,
and he walks like a parade.

Scientist.

This dream is not good, my Caesar, not good.
Our groom is a fool, but people like him.

I wish I could execute him, but I can't.

Honestly. I hate him more and more.
I mean, look at this...

Young, strong, nasty.
He also nailed some bird.

My Caesar, this is the Firebird.
I've heard from old tales.

Ah.

Divine. Now, that's a good idea.
Let Ivan find the firebird.

And since the bird doesn't exist,
he'll never find it.

That's not the execution of the Tsar's order.
the tsar's orders. Oh, how clever of you.

Yeah. You fools must learn
and learn from the king.

I'll get it.

- Pack it up, let's go.
- Right, so let's hit the road.

- The Tsar has given me a commission.
- What is it?

- And catch the firebird.
- Who?

A matter of national importance
entrusted to you and me, you know?

Don't hide, don't hide. Get ready for your journey,
chew some oats, drink some water. It's going to be a long journey.

Can you imagine, the king told me: "If you find her before morning.
I'll give you a red satin caftan, embroidered with gold."

And if you can't find it?

"And if you can't find it" says, "Don't be offended,
Vanechka, head off your shoulders." And so affectionately...

Fatherly, can you imagine?

Well, it's finally here. Yes, Vanya,
the tsar has given you a hopeless task.

Everyone who went in search of the Firebird
are unaccounted for, none have returned.

There's water dragons for you.

And fierce storms.

And those who were able to make it
to the shore was waiting, Vanya...

An agonizing doom.

You can't take her with your bare hands,
You have to be crafty.

A tree must be found with dream nuts and
and feed those nuts to the firebird.

How do you whistle like that.

- Vanya, stop whistling, you're in the way.
- I'm sorry. And these nuts, which are for the roast bird...

- They must be good, huh?
- Quiet, you hear?

It can't be.

Hobbyhorse, look.
It's her, what's their name, what we came for.

Nuts, Nuts.

- Vanya, are you completely stupid?
- What do you mean?

It's for the dream-nut roaster.

- Ahh...
- Eaten and done, bye-bye-bye-bye, you know?

- Is she really dangerous?
- And you thought that was a lie?

Look, Konyok, there's something written in our language.
Watch out for quicksand, what is it?

There you go, step on it and you'll get sucked in.

Throw it.

It's all rash. Oh, I always knew
that fingers are the only thing in the way.

If it doesn't work?

- Get your ears off.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, now we wait. She'll be full soon.

And he'll fall asleep.

Then you wake me up, okay?

Just wait until
it goes out completely.

I must have fallen asleep.

Horsey, get up, I got it.
Come on, the bird has fallen asleep.

I'm telling you to get up. Come on, get up.

Let's go.

So, fried chicken, want to go for a run?

Are you seriously offended? I was joking.

- And you're not a chicken and you're not even fried.
- Hey, you, fried chicken. You're about to find out the power of my punch.

Found it.

Throw it.

Dive in, it'll sink.

But how are we going to get her to the palace? She's about to...
It'll get dry, and then it'll heat up again, like a samovar.

It won't heat up. A firebird needs a will to do that.

What are you doing?

What, beautiful?

Wow, huh.

Well, you've ruined Tzarev's present.

I'm afraid he's going to die.

That's it, fly.

Fly, sweetheart. Fly.

I got it.

You got it, Horse.

- Wow, that's hot.
- That's it, Vanya, we're screwed.

It's best not to go back to the king without the bird.
Let's run, huh?

- Where to?
- Over seas, Vanya. No one will find us there. It's nice there.

- Let's run before it's too late, huh?
- I'm not running anywhere.

I got her, did you see that? That one.

So, Vanyusha...

Did it prevent you from carrying out the king's orders?

- Maybe it's just bad luck.
- Yes, it was lucky, dear king, it was very lucky.

- I got her.
- You did?

- Oh, yeah.
- Firebird?

- And then?
- And then he let go.

Let it go.

Vanya, Vanechka, let's go.
Without the Firebird, they won't believe you.

You don't believe me, do you?

She gave me a feather.

Now, now.

Well, shine, shine, shine.

Now, now I'm talking.

All right, fool.

King father,
we're friends - Hurry up and do it all.

- Come on, come on, don't take too long.
- You can't be serious.

I'm sorry, Vanya,
but I'm gonna have to rescue you by force.

It flew in.

Look, look, a firebird.

Firebird.

You'd be surprised, what a miracle.

For real (repeat many times).

- What is this?
- The people rejoice, my Caesar.

For real (repeat many times).

Not deaf. Wait. Take it off.

I owe you a miracle.

Father Superior, is there anything for the people, eh?

I declare...

Evening festivities.

Will there be mead?

And mead.

- Free?
- It's free.

It worked, Hobby Horse,
it worked, and you didn't believe it.

Lucky.

- La ca love, sovereign, la love.
- Scary.

Not me.

So far, in my own kingdom-state,
a stablehand controls the change of day and night.

And you want my...
without a trial?

Let's choke on it.

How about I execute you?

- A?
- That's a good idea, divine.

My Caesar, you are young and fresh.
What about marriage?

What's the stable boy got to do with it?

We'll send him as a matchmaker
to the kingdom beyond the clouds to the fair maiden.

He won't, will he?

- He won't.
- He won't.

He won't (chorus).

All I declare, my people, that I intend to marry
of high blood on the celestial maiden king.

Good luck to you, Vanechka, God help you.

Good luck, Vanechka.

- What about a drink, Vanya? Some hot lime tea for the road.
- We'll have a drink when I bring back the maiden tsar.

Hero.

The King's maiden, Vanya, she's not a firebird,
you can't take her for a dream-nut. Guarding her...

The three gods, their strength is overwhelming. Defeating
They can't be defeated, neither by cunning nor by courage.

So you don't stand a chance, Vanya.

Well, that's not the worst of it, Vanya.

If any man should pass by the three knights
and enter the icy palace of reflection.

He won't find his way back,
and he'll be gone forever, you know?

Damn stubborn.

Hey, Vanya, you hear what I'm telling you?
Why don't we go back before it's too late?

- What's all this? Where are your fierce bogeymen?
- I don't know.

Been standing here all their lives. Maybe they went out to lunch.

- Then let's go before they come back from lunch.
- Wait. Are you sure?

I told you, it's an enchanted country. Everything
it's all a hoax and a deception. The laws of physics don't apply here.

If you're so smart...

- Can you tell us how to get there?
- Well, you could whistle.

Ah.

I've seen it. Oh, man.

You got it, Hobby Horse. Horse.

Hobbyhorse, Hobbyhorse.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, yikes.

Wings would come in handy right now.

Which one of them is the maiden king?
They all look alike.

Shoo, shoo, I command you.

Ah.

The maiden king.

The maiden king.

- Hello.
- Who are you? King, prince, queen?

- I'm Ivan.
- Uh...

- Three steps back, knight.
- But I'm not a knight, I'm the king's groom. The king has sent me for you.

- They want to get married.
- Why couldn't your tsar find someone better?

- He sent a groom as a matchmaker?
- I'm not just a groom, I'm in charge.

- The king's groom.
- Well then, Vanya, tell me what kind of king he is.

- Young, handsome, smart?
- Oh, I don't know about that.

- After all, he is the king.
- He is.

You'll see for yourself, you'll understand. You'll fall in love.

- Married, you say.
- Mm-hmm.

- Well, then you help me.
- Yeah. (chuckles)

- Just you... you don't hold me.
- Hold who?

Coffin - I got it.

- You got it?
- Yeah, yeah.

- You got a good grip?
- Yeah.

- Right.
- Careful.

You're beautiful. Lucky king.

Let go of me.

My hand.

- Where are you going?
- So getting ready to hit the road.

- Wait for me here, stable boy Ivan.
- Here?

Here.

Maiden King, wait, I'll help.
Not so fast.

I'm with you.

Hey, watch it, beautiful. You're gonna crash.

You got my intentions right, stable boy.
I made up my mind a long time ago,

that I'll never get married.
Because there's no one to marry.

All the knights and princes and kings are cowards and
and wimps. Not one has ever found me.

- I found it.
- You're the groom.

What kind of world is this where the knights have been replaced by stable boys?
It's a bad world. Girls like me have no business there.

- So goodbye.
- What do you mean?

- It's in the bucket.
- Oh, yeah?

Gotcha.

Give me your hand, give me your hand.

- Why did you, why did you jump?
- For you.

- What if I had crashed?
- If with you, it's okay.

I was kidding. I wasn't going to die.

- You see the dress I'm wearing?
- It's beautiful.

- Why are we flying faster?
- What?

- What? You ripped my skirt. Get it out.
- What?

- My leg. Come on.
- Yeah, now, now.

My grandmother told me not to get involved
with the boys of the people.

Where did you fall on my head like that? Come on.

No, no, no.

Vanya, I'm flying. Vania.

I'm sorry.

I'd have picked it up sooner, but my wings are stiff.
It's been a long time since I've flown.

- Horse, you're the best horse in the world.
- I finally got it.

Vanya, you hold the girl tighter,
or she won't feel anything from you.

- Horsyail, I'm flying.
- I'm flying, and you're sitting on my neck.

Vanya, be careful, we're delivering a bride to the Tsar.

What's she like.

Breathing.

Vanya.

- Ivan.
- Ah.

Let's step back.

- What's up?
- Have you lost your mind? You've fallen in love with the Tsar's bride.

- Я?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

So, we're not taking her to any tsar.
and we're not going to him ourselves.

I'm gonna take a little break, and then we're gonna go
and we're off to the seas without her, okay?

We're not throwing up anywhere.

What are you, Vanya? There are such girls out there.
This one's no match for them.

Van.

You can't find one of those anywhere.

Is that it?

It's a worry.

Found the bastard. I remember someone
told me he'd never find her.

My Caesar, there's been a misunderstanding, but it's for the best.
What a bride the groom brought you, you can't take your eyes off her.

- It's the maiden king.
- That's right. The princess of the kingdom of the sky.

What a stable boy for the king.

- That's the kind of man I'd marry.
- I wouldn't look back either.

Swing, Swing, Swing.

- My Caesar, you should thank your servant. The people love it.
- Yes, they do.

My Caesar, any other reward is worse than execution.

You'll be rewarded.

For your valor during the execution of the tsar's order.
for bringing the Tsar's bride to the capital.

To award the king's chief groom, Ivan,
the peasant's son, with the honorary name of John.

with a tsar's order of chervone gold and
a tsar's caftan with semi-precious stones.

And a golden girdle, and a golden saddle.

- Oh, my God. Vanya, are you?
- I'm John now.

It's for you. You got me confused with a circus pony...
a circus pony by any chance, John?

Singing, and just recently she was throwing herself into the abyss.

And now you'll find out if she wants to marry
to marry the king or not.

- What do you think?
- I don't care, let him come out.

- Love and counseling, as they say. Happiness in married life.
- That's right, and lots of kids.

- Let's get ready, let's go to the field for flowers.
- Vanya, the flowers are better tomorrow morning.

- Sleep it off, think it through.
- Don't you get it?

- Vanya, the bouquet will fly right into your unwashed face.
- Oh, that's okay.

I can do it myself.

Maiden King, Maiden King. Are you asleep?

I'm a hundred years sleepy in there.
What are you doing here?

I thought I'd see if you were bored here alone.

Look, there are guards around here, and if they see you
if they see you, it's gonna be very, very bad.

Well, that's for later.

I'm fine now.

This is for you.

What do you mean, stable boy Ivan? Hmm?

Just call me Ivan.

Allow me to introduce myself to the maestro.
Raggedy-Tapkin the couturier.

You are expected to meet and
dinner with the emperor, please.

Choose your outfits and accessories.

I highly recommend this one, it's exquisite.

Well, well.

- It's an amateur.
- Interesting.

Where did you get such a... such a beautiful...
camisole and such a pretty bird?

Excuse me, what are you doing?

Hi.

Who's the king here?

You?

Not like no.

Go on.

That's right you are.
You're the obvious emperor.

You know, some kind of eastern kingdom.

No.

- This is what?
- It's a cash register, but there's no money.

- I hasten to dispel your beliefs...
- Of course you have. Did you?

The king? How could I not have guessed, with a backpack like that and
and a gold chain like that, only a head of state can do that.

My darling,
I was just about to ask you a question.

How does it all add up...

Are you out of your mind, Raggedy-Tapkin?

- And you, tsarina, come here.
- Hold this.

Who'd you say that to, you sassy,
soldier, bastard. I am the Tsar's bride.

Is that what you think I am? Mm-hmm.

Czar.

I didn't recognize it at first, Your Majesty. Please forgive me
for my generosity. I just thought you were...

- You know, in charge of entertainment.
- A buffoon or something?

Oh, no, not at all. You're a prom queen.
And you look so fresh, so handsome.

Modern.

- Oh, hear the fanfare, they're already celebrating.
- Yeah. (chuckles)

The law of life. The maiden prince must...
to marry the king, it's over, Van.

It happens, and chamomiles have nothing to do with it.
They're delicious and healthy.

Stubborn son of a bitch.

Well.

Beauty, my darling, do you like me?

- You like it?
- I can't help it.

Well, if you like me, then tomorrow
we'll get married tomorrow, for all the world to see.

It's not that easy, fiancé.
We should get dressed up for the wedding.

I'm gonna make me a new dress, and I'm gonna make you
something fresher on top.

- Ah, the main prerequisite.
- What's that?

The ring.

- I'm not getting married without a ring.
- Hey.

The bride's engagement ring to the wards,
on the run.

Wait, not an engagement ring,
it's my grandmother's ring.

I dropped it in the ocean one day,
and I was so lost. So not without a ring.

No.

No.

Grandma said that without her
no ring, no happiness.

Dear King, dear King,
give me an assignment, you know...

Harder, harder.

You know, the kind where you go I don't know where,
bring back I don't know what.

You're a lucky one, stable boy Ivan.

What a fool.

Oh, Mama, Mama, that's a good one.

Mother, where did you find such a..,
a peasant's son.

What am I supposed to do with him, I'm trying to do this
and back and forth, and I can't even scratch his head.

Stubborn and all in his own way,
not thinking with his head, just his heart.

He's a fool enough as it is, and now he's in love.

He volunteered to find the ring, but where to find it,
where to find it, you'll find out.

Where...

In the whale...

What's this? Hey, who are you?

Who, who, the wind I am.

The wind?

Ah, the wind. Hey, wind, listen,
do you know where Grandma's ring is?

Well, he got swallowed by the wonderkid.

Whalefish and then turned into an island.

The island, uh-huh, I see.

The wind, where are we going?

Over there...

While you were suffering, Vanya, I travelled around the world.
I spoke to the sun, to the moon, all to no avail.

Only the wind has agreed to help us. He
told us where the ring is, the fish whale wonder knows.

You didn't tell me where to find this monster?

We'll find him, Vanya,
You just keep your eyes open, keep your eyes open.

- Vanya, you finally surfaced, and I was about to dive for you.
- He's a monster fish whale here.

It's beautiful.

- Hurry up, Vanya, let's take off.
- The horse, it'll wash away.

- It won't.
- Take off already.

- Don't make a fuss, we'll get you closer.
- How much closer?

Right now.

I wonder what the whale did,
that they chained him up like an outlaw.

- Complaining.
- Moaning.

It's like he's giving us signs.
But how to understand them.

Translating from whale to skate.
"Fool me" says "fool me."

"Swallowed a hundred ships, maybe more, and for that
and now he's punished" and he doesn't know how to get it back.

Crying.

Crying.

Anyway, he says it's not his fault,
and he doesn't know what to do about it.

I don't know, yeah. But we should help.

Cheers, Vanya.

- I know, you have to sneeze.
- (sneezes) What?

He'll sneeze and sneeze and we'll tickle him.
Let's go.

- Which way?
- Into the whale's nostril.

Hurry up, we can't make it, it'll slam shut.

- It's beautiful.
- What a smell.

- Closer to the wall, Horse. Tickle him with your wing.
- Don't shout under his arm.

You're in the way.

All right.

- Horseshoe, here we go, slow it down.
- How did this...

- Go back, go back.
- Hold on, Vanya.

- Push, push, push. He's gonna sneeze.
- Just don't fart.

Now you've got it. Hold on, Vanya.

We did it, Horsey, we did it.

Lucky.

Do you know why I haven't
still haven't left you?

And why is that?

Because only a simpleton like you
would give up on himself for someone else.

Because you never asked about the ring.

- I forgot about the ring.
- I forgot.

Anyway, Vanya, it's not that bad.

Translating from crab to skate, miracle whale
whalefish sends you a ring, Vanya.

Give him a big bow.

Well, that's where you come in my head.

- Aren't you excited?
- Huh? Yes, I'm glad. I'm very glad.

Just thinking.

About what?

What to do next.

Oh, be quiet, I said be quiet.

Look who's back. You must have found the ring.

Vanya, Vanya, wake up. You're a groom,
and she's a maiden tsar, you're no match for her, no match.

- Here you go.
- Fool.

It's not a horse, it's not a horse at all.

Why didn't I notice before, it's a demon.

Maiden King, Maiden King, are you asleep?

For now.

How did you find him?

Once found, the other can't.

Break it down.

Will you come? I'll do it.

That's it, Vanya's gone.

Well, let us finish what we're saying.

Vanya, jump to me, quickly.

Vanya.

Horse.

Horse.

Executed.

For attempting to kidnap the king's
and for dealing with Satan,

who infiltrated the king's domain
in the guise of a parropod...

The order is royal, the feather is iron.

To deprive the chief tsar's groom Ivan of his rank,
of judicial rank and head.

My little one, where did you come from?

Are you calling me somewhere?

I'm right here. Thanks, yellow, take a walk.

Horseradish, alive - How's Ivan?

This is not good. Our Vanya is about to be executed
and it's all his fault.

I gave the king the recipe for eternal youth.
I wanted to do better, but it's just...

It didn't go my way.

My Tutankhamen,
I had a dream that you were dead.

So old, decrepit. Shh, and I'm alone.
alone, and I'm really scared of being alone.

I'm begging you.

- My Siegfried, rejuvenate yourself.
- That's easy for you to say.

- How's that?
- I have a recipe from my late grandmother.

Tomorrow at noon sharp.
three cauldrons will be placed in the square.

The first with boiling water, the second with ice water,
the third with boiling milk.

- And the tsar will bathe in all three, rejuvenate himself.
- Oh, you crafty one, the tsar will not make it to the second cauldron.

What's the tsar got to do with it?
Vanya will be the first to jump.

- What if the trick doesn't work, there's boiling water in the boilers after all.
- You won't?

- Even for love, so you don't love me?
- My Caesar.

It's not my fault I have such acute hearing.

I'm sorry, I'm about the whole process
of rejuvenation, you have to experience it first.

On your groom, on Ivan.

Wow, that's a smart guy.

And I've been wondering what's the first thing
to run the wedding first and then

an execution, or first an execution,
and then the wedding, and he's already got it all figured out.

There will be no pulling.

Tomorrow to the boilers.

My mare's mother,
he's gonna boil, he's gonna boil.

Look, if you put Grandma's ring in the first cauldron,
the second a feather of a firebird, and the third a flower of life and death.

- Vanya will stay alive.
- How do you know?

- From my grandmother.
- From my grandmother. So you have the ring.

Ivan's feather will be heard from across the sea,
not that from the dungeon, but a flower.

- Where to get it.
- At the edge of the world.

You know how many edges the world has.
I'm afraid I won't make it till noon.

With wings like yours,
you're faster than the wind.

- Good luck.
- Go for it.

Well, we're gonna have to run.

You will remember this day for the rest of your life.
The main event of the year.

An unprecedented, unparalleled
an event of national importance.

Hurry to the palace square.

- What the hell is that?
- It's boiling, it's boiling.

Go ahead.

- Look, look, it's the tsar's stable boy.
- It's Ivan.

- Shameless.
- They say he's mixed up with evil spirits.

- He's the one who's been after the Tsar's Princess.
- He brought us the light, the firebird.

For the king.

My people, good-heartedness is a quality
that is not given to every ruler.

I have.

You're looking at a state criminal.
This man wanted to steal.

The King's bride, and me, his king...

to kill. If it were me, someone else would execute
right away, but I'm giving a man...

Chance.

King Tut,
I would like to hear the guilty party.

- Permission granted, my Caesar.
- Permission granted.

No way.

Guilty, all around guilty.
to my brothers and to my father.

That I thought I was John, that I didn't listen to my friend...
I didn't listen to my friend, and he died because of me.

Because I fell in love. Falling in love so...

So strong that life went numb.

Go, Vanyusha, go.
Many, as they say, your years.

And remember my kindness, step forward.

Where are you? Where are you, Hobby Horse?

(sneezes).

So you are the flower of life and death.

Do you know what is destined
who will tear me down?

Yeah, yeah, you're gonna die, and life is so good.

- Think.
- Thinking is for people who have time, and I don't.

Come on, don't just stand there. Let's go.

- Oh, bad luck.
- Vanya screwed us.

It's boiled.

It's true what they say,
you can't drive too far.

Look, look.

Well, my paw, wait for me, I'll be back.

Eighteen years old.

- Hey, where are you?
- Let me out of here, you idiot.

Faster.

Get me out of here.

Wait.

I'll come back and execute you all.

- People, what about us without a tsar?
- We need a new king.

- That's right, we need a new king.
- But where to get one?

Ivan.

Ivan to the tsardom.

- There's no better tsar.
- Then Ivan must be the tsar.

Ivan (shouting together).

What are you waiting for?

Three steps towards me, knight.

Where's Horsey?

Goodbye life, you were beautiful.

Here it is.

Pony, where did you disappear to?

I'm not gone yet, I'm just getting ready.
Did you get dressed up again, did you get a promotion?

- They won't let you die in peace.
- What are you going to die from?

It's meant to be, Vanya, the flower said.

There's nothing you can do about it. No matter how much you twist it,
the end of the fairy tale. Vanya, I'm sorry if something's wrong.

You're doing this for me...

- Hobbyhorse, my friend, how could it be? How can I be without you?
- Flower, that's what he says to everyone.

Checking to see if you chickened out and didn't
and you didn't rip it off, you'd be dead just like everyone else.

But you weren't afraid, you risked your life
for your friend, and now you'll never die.

- You checked? Why didn't you say so in the first place?
- Hobbyhorse, you're doing my life for me...

- Vanya, stop it, you'll strangle me.
- Don't die.

- Vanya, you're alive, alive, do you hear?
- Alive.

I'm alive.

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