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*TEEN TITANS GO!*
Season 07 Episode 35
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Episode Title: "Free Perk"
Aired on: March 09, 2022.
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[elevator dings]
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[all groan]
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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[groans] I feel terrible, yo.
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Brother Blood sure put up
a mean fight this time.
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Ahh! This circuits in my face
are aching.
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[alarm buzzing]
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Ooh, good news, Titans!
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We've just logged enough
hours with the Heroes Union
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to qualify for a free perk.
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- Ooh! Is it free burritos?
- No, no, Beast Boy.
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It's health insurance.
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Oh, mans, I thought it was
going to be something good.
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It is good.
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But what is
the health insurance, Robin?
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I'm so glad you asked, Star.
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Health insurance
is an agreement between you
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and the insurance company
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that you will pay them
a certain amount
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of money each month
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which is known as the premium.
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And in exchange, they will
help cover the cost of your future
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medical bills.
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So we have to pay
for this health insurance?
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I thought you said
it was a perk.
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The perk is that
you get to pay for it.
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Oh, I the understand.
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We pay the money
to the insurance company,
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and then we get to see
the doctor for free.
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Mm, not quite.
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You still have to pay
a deductible.
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Uh, what's a duck
sitting on a table
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- gots to do with it?
- [quacks]
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Literally nothing.
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A deductible is simply
the amount of money
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you have to pay out of pocket
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for health care services
before your insurance plan
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starts to pay.
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[laughs cunningly]
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Man, this free perk
is starting to sound
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real expensive.
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You made the health insurance
sound like the blessing.
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Feels more like a curse.
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[sighs] I knew
this would be tough,
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so I brought along
an expert on medical insurance
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to help me explain.
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Everyone meet Benny.
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Hi, everybody,
I'm Benny the badger.
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Your friendly explanation
of benefits.
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[all gasp]
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Oh, he is the adorable.
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- Now that's a face I can trust.
- Duh.
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Yo, Benny.
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What's up with
this health insurance biz?
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Well, guys,
when you get an owie,
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your good friends
at the insurance company
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will do everything they can
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- to make you all better.
- [people cheering]
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Finally! Someone's
making sense.
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Tell us more, Benny.
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Once you're all fixed
up, you can get back to
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the fun things in life.
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Like flying kites,
miniature golf
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and spending time
with the people you love.
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Whoa, I loves kites!
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And I enjoy the golf that is
the teeny tiny miniature.
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But you have to do
your part, too!
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By staying away
from all the bad stuff,
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listed here in my handy-dandy
risk assessment book.
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You know, bad stuff!
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Like getting zapped by aliens.
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Being crushed by a robot.
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Existing!
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[all scream]
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And so much more.
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Therefore, as long as
you avoid risky situations,
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you don't have to
worry about paying
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a bunch of money
for medical expenses.
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But that's not practical.
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Yeah, our jobs as superheroes
put us in risky situations
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all the time.
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I thinks we should
just forget about
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this health insurance nonsense
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and get on with our lives!
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Fine, go head,
but without an insurance plan
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to help you cover
the massive cost
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of a medical emergency,
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you're only one injury away
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from being plunged into
soul-crushing debt,
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which will cause you
to lose everything.
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Your house, your car,
the clothes on your back,
everything!
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[all scream]
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[all gasp] Everything?
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No, man,
I don't want to lose the T car.
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And if we lose our clothes,
our bum-bums will be exposed.
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Ugh! We clearly need to sign up
for this health insurance
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so we can protect ourselves.
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Then hand over the money
for your premiums!
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Then you'll be on your way
to enrolling in your very own
insurance plan.
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Here. Take of the money.
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Yeah. Give me some of that
good health insurance, too, yo.
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Looks like my work here is done.
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Take care, Titans,
and stay safe.
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- Bye, Benny.
- My man.
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Congratulations, Titans.
You're all insured.
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Oh! Thank the goodness
we had Benny to explain it to us.
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Yeah, Robin just confused us
with his blah-blidity-blah-blah
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wordy words.
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Crime alert! Cinderblock
is causing chaos downtown.
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We've got to get there
as fast as possible.
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Titans, go!
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[grunts] Can't you drive
any faster?
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Uh-uh! I don't want
to get into a crash.
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Have to pay a bunch
of medical bills. You crazy?
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And according to this,
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driving more than
ten miles an hour
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increases our chance of injury
by 20%.
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Dude, you better slow down, bro.
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- [gulps]
- [engine decelerates]
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- [growls]
- [explosion]
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[growls]
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[car honks]
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[Robin] Come on. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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[brake squeaks]
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- Okay, Titans, let's move!
- Hold on!
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I still need to put on
the parking brake.
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Yeah, runaway cars account for
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five percent
of all hospital visits.
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Whatever! Are we good?
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[Cyborg] Uh, yep.
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Great. Now let's take him down!
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Titans, go!
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- [all grunt]
- Wait!
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This place is not the safe.
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There are the loose nails,
the oil slicks,
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and the improperly grounded
electrical wires.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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The numerous
safety hazards means
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I might has to pay
a lots of money
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- to that duck on the table.
- [quacks]
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I am sitting this one out.
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- Me, too.
- Fine.
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Looks like it's all up to me.
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[yelling]
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[grunts] Ouch! Aah! Stop!
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[yelping]
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Little help here!
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- No way, bro.
- We are the good.
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Ow, ow, ow! My arm. [Yelps]
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This is terrible,
Robin's really eating through
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his deductible.
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I mean, his bill
will be enormous.
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[grunts] Titans, listen,
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we're already paying a ton
of money for our premiums.
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Don't you think we should
at least get our money's worth
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from our insurance plan?
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It does seem like the big waste.
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I bet if we're careful,
we can take Cinderblock down
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without racking up
a lot of medical bills.
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And, this gives us
a 66% chance of surviving.
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I likes them odds, mama.
Now let's get that rocky fool!
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[growls]
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[all yelling]
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[quacks]
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[groans]
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- [yells]
- [groans, growls]
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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We did it!
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And without incurring
the expensive medical procedures.
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[all cheering]
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[all groan]
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I'd say we definitely got
our money's worth.
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Surely we can afford
a few broken limbs.
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[slurps] Mm.
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And I am loving this
free apple juice.
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Check it out. I's a duck,
and I's now on a table.
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Ain't life funny? [Quacks]
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We did well, Titans,
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and we can rest easy
knowing that
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all our expenses will be covered
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by our top-rated
health insurance.
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[knock on door]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[screams]
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What is the matter, Robin?
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[yelps] We just got
a huge bill from a hospital.
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It says none of our
treatment will be covered
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by our insurance plan.
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This can't be happening!
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Our health insurance stinks.
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We should demands
to speak to a manager.
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There's an insurance rep
right here in the hospital.
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I think it's time
we pay them a little visit.
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It is the so very dark
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down here
in the hospital basement.
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It's giving me the creeps, yo.
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This is it, Titans,
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[suspenseful music playing]
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This doesn't look
anything like the caring,
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nurturing institution
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Benny told us about.
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- [squeaking]
- [all scream]
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- [hisses]
- [all gasp]
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I am the mighty
insurance representative.
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Now, what brings you
pathetic subscribers to my lair?
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We demand to know
why you won't cover
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our medical bills!
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Ah, yes, about that.
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You haven't reached
the kajillion dollar limit
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on your deductible.
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So the entire bill
is your responsibility!
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That's messed up, yo.
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I see what's going on here.
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You're trying to slither
your way out of covering
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our bill.
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You can't just take
our money and leave us
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without any coverage.
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You are
the dishonorable cheater!
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Look, you made an agreement
to help us cover our medical bills,
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and we demand that you honor it.
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Um, let me quote
paragraph seven, section 6B,
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when I say, "Make me!"
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I didn't want it
to come to this,
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but it looks like
we're going to have to fight
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the insurance company.
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Titans! Dispute the bill.
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[all yell]
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[all groaning]
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You fools!
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No one fights
the insurance company and wins!
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He's right.
He's too strong.
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Ooh, I bet I can help out!
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[all] Benny!
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I know a way to best
this insurance snake,
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but it involves me
beating you all senseless.
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- [all cheer]
- I'll do anything
this guy says.
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Okay, then let's go!
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[yelling]
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- Take that!
- [yelps]
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And this!
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- [yelling]
- [yelps]
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[yelps]
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[growls]
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- [grunting]
- [yelps]
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What... What are you doing?
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Beating you at your own game.
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We are going to rack up
so many injuries,
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that we'll exceed
our high deductible,
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and stick you with a mountain
of medical bills.
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- [whirring]
- [both yelping]
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Stop! Do you know how much
a fractured pelvis costs?
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Please, don't!
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That's going to require X-rays.
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[all groan]
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Now it's your turn, buddy.
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[Robin yells]
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[yelps] Ow, ow, ow! [Grunts]
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[fanfare plays]
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No!
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Your injuries have reached
the kajillion dollar limit,
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which forces me to pay up!
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[screams]
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We did it!
We beat the insurance company!
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The joy.
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Go, team. [Groans]
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- [groans] That's what's up.
- Great job, guys!
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Guys?
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Guys!
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