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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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*TEEN TITANS GO!* Season 07 Episode 33
Episode Title: "Standards & Practices!"
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- [people screaming]
- [explosions]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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You're going down, Mallah.
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[roars]
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Titans, show no mercy.
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Wasn't planning on it, bruh.
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[hissing]
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- [roaring]
- Ha-ha!
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[cheering]
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[Beast Boy grunting]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Hi-yah!
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- [device beeps]
- [explosion]
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[battle cry]
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[strained grunts]
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[effort grunt]
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You're finished, Mallah.
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But we're just getting
the warmed up.
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[battle cry]
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[Starfire grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [roaring]
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[mimicking firing]
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[all screaming]
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[chainsaw whirring]
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[horse whinnying]
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[all grunting and yelling]
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Excuse us.
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We would appreciate
a moment of your time.
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Who are you?
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I am S,
protector of public morals
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and champion of proper conduct.
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And I'm P, regulator of rules
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and defender of
delicate sensibilities.
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And together we are...
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Standards & Practices.
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S&P for short.
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Well, what do you want?
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We're kind of
in the middle of something.
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[crashes]
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Your negative behavior is
giving superheroes everywhere
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a bad name.
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Superheroes are supposed to be
role models for kids,
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but your actions
are downright traumatizing.
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Fortunately, we're here
to help you clean up your act.
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[yelling]
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Hey! I was going to bash
his skull with that.
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Sorry, but we don't want kids
imitating that behavior.
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You'll need to find
an alternate way
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to defeat your enemy.
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I know. We can use these
to slice them to pieces.
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I'm afraid that's too intense.
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I could throw
the feral kitty at him.
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[meowing loudly]
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That will literally not fly.
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Then I'll take him out
the good old-fashioned way.
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One flint missile
to the face, baby!
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Actually, that could work.
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But you can't shoot so close.
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If you could please just take
a few steps back.
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A few more.
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Keep going.
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Almost there.
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Perfect!
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He totally missed.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'll just use my staff.
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Great. One quick note, though.
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Please refrain from
direct contact.
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[frustrated grunt] Why do
we have to follow these rules?
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We're just trying to help you
avoid backlash.
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So your show
doesn't get cancelled.
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Are you kidding?
Nobody would ever cancel us.
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Well, backlash can cancel
anything any time.
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Then how do we annihilate
our enemies
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if we are not permitted
to be the violent?
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You can still be violent,
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just make it more cartoony.
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What do you mean,
"more cartoony"?
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Silly and over the top.
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I'm not the creative one,
but let's just say you were
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to hit him with a whale.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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But I like it!
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One humpback coming at you!
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- [Beast Boy grunts]
- [whale singing]
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[Cyborg yells]
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I'm comfortable with this.
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This behavior is definitely
not imitable.
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It should be fine
for international audiences.
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[S&P together]
Approval granted.
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[cheering]
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This calls for the celebration.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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Actually, I'm not entirely comfortable
with this dancing.
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What do you mean?
We're just shaking our booties.
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Yes, but your booties
are a little too pronounced.
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Oh, I know she didn't just
call my booty "pronounced."
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Again, we're just trying
to avoid backlash.
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[sighs] Fine.
We'll skip the dancing
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and take Mallah to jail.
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Ooh no, I'm afraid
that rope is too tight.
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Argh! He got away.
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But on the bright side,
you don't have to worry
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about backlash.
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Whatever. Let's just go home.
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That's right. I got some
fresh pot of vegan chili
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waiting for us
back in the kitchen, y'all.
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[Titans munching noisily]
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You really outdid yourself
with this chili, Beastie.
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It really hits the spot.
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Something's different about it.
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Did use extra spice?
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Extra spice and the extra beans.
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[farts] The extra beans indeed.
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[all laughing]
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Ahem. Sorry to interrupt.
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But we have a few concerns
regarding the bodily humor.
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Oh, you mean this?
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[toots loudly]
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[laughter]
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Or do you mean the this?
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- [blazing]
- [glass cracking]
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[loud laughter]
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The emission of
personal gas is offensive,
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particularly to parents.
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[crying]
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But it's natural, yo.
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[singsong] Beans, beans
they're good for your heart.
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The more you eat,
the more you... pfft!
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Pfft.
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The word you're about to say
cannot be aired.
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We can however
accept toot if that helps.
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Other acceptable options
include air biscuit,
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backdraft, booty bomb,
butt sneeze, hot wind,
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putt putt, rump roar,
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trouser trumpet, under thunder
or a heiny hiccup.
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[weak fart]
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Those all sound way worse
than any other word,
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but whatever.
Toot toot, booty bomb it is.
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[stomach grumbling], [groans]
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I... I don't feel so good.
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What else was in that chili?
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[dramatic music plays]
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Oh, that's where my sock went.
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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The chunks
shall be blown momentarily.
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Actually, we request that
you refrain from vomiting.
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It's too gross and
would definitely result in...
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Backlash.
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[grunts] What do you
expect us to do?
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Hold it in?
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Or you could do it off screen.
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[all vomiting]
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This is impossible.
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We can't live up
to your high standards.
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And we can't be practicing
all your fancy practices.
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But proper conduct
should be in your nature.
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You are superheroes.
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No, we are
degenerate superheroes.
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It is what makes us appealing
to the younger demographics
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of today.
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You'd have to change everything
about us to follow your rules.
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The way we look, the way we act,
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even the way we sound.
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Works for us.
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[all screaming]
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Suffering shock absorbers!
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What did you do to us?
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We transformed
you into the classic
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Teen Titans of yesteryear.
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You will now be limited
to only wholesome behavior.
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A healthy lunch, anyone?
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Gosh, golly, gosh, golly, gee.
We will need much energy
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for the big fight today.
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Against Darkseid?
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No! Darkseid is too scary
for our audience.
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We will fight the cavities.
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Don't forget
those molars, Titans.
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Dazzling dentistry!
Our teeth are so clean.
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Speaking of clean,
let's go clean up the streets.
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Of crime?
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No, of litter.
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This is just the right
intensity level for children
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of all ages.
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Don't cut yourself
on any broken bottles.
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Remember, safety first.
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[applause]
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You guys are doing great.
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Congratulations.
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We have zero notes.
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Our show is supposed
to be action and comedy,
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but now all we can do is
stand around and talk.
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I'm so tired of following
all these S&P's rules.
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I say we break
every last one of 'em.
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[all cheering]
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Please refrain from punching
each other in the face
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like that.
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Oh no! Do not pee on that,
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and please
do not poop on it, too.
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[punching and shouting]
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We'd really appreciate it if
you could put your clothes
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back on.
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We are concerned that your
actions are going to bring...
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backlash!
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[heavy metal music playing]
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[gasps] That's him.
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Oh, yeah!
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The People's Voice...
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is in the house!
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Wait. Backlash
is an actual person?
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Yes. And a very
unforgiving one.
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Titans! You're rude, crude,
and about to be subdued!
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You broke S&P's rules.
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Now, on behalf of
uptight parents everywhere,
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I'm going to have to break you.
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Wait! At least give us a chance
to offer an insincere apology.
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Forget it, Brother,
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there's no escaping
The People's Outrage.
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One, two, three!
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- [screaming and crackling]
- [Backlash] Oh, yeah!
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[gasps] Cyborg's been canceled.
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We promise that next time
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we will think before we speak.
Or to...
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Too late, little sister.
You already earned
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a Mega Ratings Drop.
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[screaming and crackling]
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You're a bad role model
because Backlash says so.
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[screaming and crackling]
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Please be gentle with me.
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Oh, yeah!
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[grunts, screaming, and groans]
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[crackling]
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Please, if you cancel me,
our show will be
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off the air forever.
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That's why it's called
the Finishing Move!
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[slaps]
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- [crackling]
- One, two... [screams]
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S&P?
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Show no mercy.
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I wasn't planning on it.
[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[battle-cry, grunts]
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You're finished, Backlash,
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But we're just getting started.
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[screaming]
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[Backlash groans loudly]
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[meowing wildly]
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- [meowing]
- [screaming]
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00:10:19,558 --> 00:10:20,933
Whoo!
265
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:24,483
Ha! Now, you's the one
who's canceled, fool.
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00:10:24,568 --> 00:10:26,953
[screaming and crackling]
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[explosion]
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- [cheering]
- [Beast Boy] All right!
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00:10:29,108 --> 00:10:29,799
All right! All right!
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00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:31,618
Thanks for helping us out, S&P.
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00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:34,005
And thank you, Titans,
for showing us the value
272
00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,254
of degenerate behavior.
273
00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:37,565
Without your careless,
disgraceful tactics,
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00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,233
we never would have
come out on top.
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00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:41,276
And now that Backlash
has been defeated,
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you're free to behave
like the disgusting animals
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that you are.
278
00:10:44,642 --> 00:10:47,924
Now, who's ready
for a chili dance party?
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00:10:48,057 --> 00:10:49,909
- [all screaming]
- [farting noises]
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00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,928
- [cheering]
- [farting loudly]
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00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:53,513
[rhythmic farting]
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00:10:53,597 --> 00:10:55,231
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