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Previously, on
Now, Apocalypse:
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-Ahh!
-Sorry, dude.
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You know, when
I first met Jethro...
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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down a litle bit, please?
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Barnabas, you should
send me one of your scripts.
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For real?
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Get on your knees!
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If you want to give
the "open relationship" thing a... try?
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Something... strange seems
to be going on here.
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This sort of feels like:
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- Fate!
- Fate.
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Carly, don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?
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- Please help me!
- [exhaling]
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Ahh!
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[lock clicks]
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[upbeat music]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, hold on a second.
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[Ford grunting]
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Whoo.
Sorry, okay.
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Ha! What's up?
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Huh?
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You alright?
You seem kind of out of it.
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I'm fine.
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Uh, I just took a spill
on my bike.
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-But I'm fine though.
-You sure?
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You, you look like you just
saw the Boogeyman.
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I'm good.
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What- so uh, where,
where's Severine?
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Uh, she...
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went home.
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Everything uh,
good with you guys?
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-Well...
-[Severine moaning]
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Oh, I love you.
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Thank you.
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Are you going to finish too?
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Uh?
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If so, can you please hurry.
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I need to go so I
can get back to work.
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What, you're not staying over?
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I can't tonight.
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But I'll make it up
to you, I promise.
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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?
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I found that's normally faster
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than when I pleasure you orally.
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[Ford] I mean, I get it.
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She's doing like
really important
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top secret government
work and shit.
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Yeah, but still.
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-I know...
-Sorry dude.
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Everything else okay?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Uh, you know what,
I'm, I'm gonna uh, to crash.
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Cause I've had a really long
night.
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Oh, cool.
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Uh, Uly?
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Nothing.
Uh, sweet dreams.
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Kay, night.
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-[upbeat music]
-[door slams]
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[suspenseful music]
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Holy fucking...
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MAN: Welcome, you found me at
last.
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My name is Mitchell Kent.
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And I'm speaking to you now
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as a modern day Paul
Revere to warn you
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about an alien conspiracy
so vast, so pervasive,
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it boggles the mind.
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And if you raise your voice
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to alert others to this plight
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you will be ridiculed
and scorned.
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That's because they
need to silence you.
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But I'm telling you.
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Right here and now.
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Do not let them.
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[uneasy music]
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Carly, I'm telling you.
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This shit is totally real.
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Because you read
it on the internet?
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Would you just take
a look at this?
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-What is this?
-Just watch it.
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MITCHELL: As incredible
as it may sound
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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,
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the government, every
level of our society
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-for generations.
-Dude, really?
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Some jackhole on
YouTube is your idea
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of empirical evidence.
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This is Mitchell Kent.
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He's one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.
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His channel has over
two million views.
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I've seen sneezing cat videos
with two billion views.
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Okay, here.
Look, check this out.
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Just read it.
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Obama is a reptile.
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And Putin, and Hitler,
Queen Elizabeth,
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Bill Gates, and Beyoncé.
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They shape shift...
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via mind control projection.
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I feel like you're not
taking me seriously.
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Your feeling is correct.
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I'm sorry,
I'm, I'm confused.
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You- you saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn't?
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Well, it's a little
foggy, but it's exactly
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like this weird nightmare
that I've been having.
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[man moaning]
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-[Man] Help me.
-[hissing]
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[Ulysses screams]
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But then, I must have
passed out or something
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because the next
thing that I remember.
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Ow.
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-[squeaking]
-[Ulysses screams]
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Wait. You woke up
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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?
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Yeah.
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How did you get there?
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Did the alien finish like,
raping the guy
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and then pick you up
and carry you like a bride
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over the threshold?
[giggles]
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-I don't know.
-Okay, Uly.
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You know that I heart you
like a homely sister.
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But how fucking high were you?
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-A little bit high?
-Exactly.
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So please, can we just move on?
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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angst boy... Gabriel.
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Yeah, uh, we kinda
really hit it off.
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Wait, wait, what
if someone sees us?
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Isn't this kind of dangerous?
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That's what makes it fun right?
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[breathing heavily]
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CARLY: Right there
in the gross alley?
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That's hot.
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But then when we came,
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well it got like
sort of crazy.
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Isn't it like the
definition of coming.
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No, no, we're talking like
bizarre, shroomy, crazy.
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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our...
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Okay, hey, hey.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
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You have the tendency
to meet these guys...
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No, it was-
it wasn't like that.
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I'm just saying, don't
make too big a deal
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out of everything too soon.
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Don't worry, I got it.
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-You sure?
-Yeah.
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Because I-you know, I'm gonna
hear about this job.
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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.
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Uh, it's fine, I'm uh, I'm-
I'm cash rich this week.
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I've been gambling
online for money.
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I'm sorry, sorry what?
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I can't believe you read
my script already.
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I don't fuck around.
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In business or in life.
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So I'm going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.
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Alright.
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I didn't like it.
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I loved it.
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Wait what?
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-I loved it.
-Really?
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I was just messing with you.
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Look it's sexy,
it's action-packed,
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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.
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Dude, do you really think so?
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I wouldn't be here
if I didn't.
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I told ya,
I don't fuck around.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I, I- don't even,
I don't even know what to say.
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I hope you're ready for it.
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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.
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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.
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-Produce what?
- My script.
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Meet Your Maker.
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-Did you ever finish it?
-Not yet.
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I've been very busy and
the format confuses me.
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But that's good news
about Barnabas, right?
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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.
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Well then, let's get
together at my place later
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to celebrate.
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That would be awesome.
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But what time, cause
Barnabas invited me
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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie
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and it starts at 7:30.
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I'm working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.
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-I'll text you.
- Sweet.
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I cannot wait to see you.
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Me as well, but I have
to go into a meeting now.
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Okay bye babe, I love you.
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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.
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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end
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and it's up to me
to warn everyone.
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[Ulysses sighs]
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[exhales sharply]
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[phone buzzing]
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Hello.
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Yeah, yeah,
this is Ulysses.
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[excited shouting]
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-Push. Push.
-[groans]
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I can see the head coming out.
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-Oh, my God.
-[both crying]
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I love you so much.
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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.
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Okay, that's it for today.
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Uh, scene for next week
is on the table.
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As usual memorize your
lines and be off book by
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next week's class
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or face my wrath.
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[toilet flushes]
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You know, you should
maybe consider
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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.
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What?
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I don't think it would
kill you
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to fake a smile every
once in a while.
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It is an acting class.
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Uh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
I was being so- obvious.
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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.
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Especially Kai.
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The overall lack of
ability in that room
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can be mind-boggling.
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Present company
excluded, of course.
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-Thanks.
-I'm serious.
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You have a natural,
raw talent.
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Well, thank you.
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Uh, anyway, I should
probably get going.
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-See you around.
-Bye.
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[lively rock music]
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This is so good.
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I can't believe it's all free.
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Well, enjoy.
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Yeah thanks, I'm so hungry.
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And thanks for the movie, too.
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It was amazing.
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I found it rather tired.
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It was just so
been there, done that.
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And I'm sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her agent.
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Huh, I guess.
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OTTO: Barnabas.
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-Otto.
-[laughter]
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-How are you?
-Bored shitless.
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Of course. Of course.
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And who have we here?
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Well, this is the exciting
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and brilliant new
writer, Ford Houston.
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Ford, this is Otto West.
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Whoa.
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Otto...
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West?
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Mr. West,
I am such a huge fan.
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The Violin Player is in my
top five best movies ever.
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Only top five?
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Well no,
it's number three.
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I'm playing with you.
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And please,
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-call me Otto.
-Okay.
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I'm sorry, I do not
mean to geek out on you,
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but I cannot believe
I'm actually shaking your hand.
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Oh, the pleasure's all mine.
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You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.
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Oh, I'd love to read it.
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Holy shit.
261
00:13:54,157 --> 00:13:55,818
[phone beeps]
262
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:56,868
Whoops.
263
00:13:58,494 --> 00:13:59,912
Uh, uh, I gotta take this.
264
00:14:16,596 --> 00:14:18,215
Sorry, uh...
265
00:14:18,264 --> 00:14:20,008
My girlfriend just
got home from work
266
00:14:20,057 --> 00:14:22,553
and I gotta go meet up with her.
267
00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:25,097
-Is that okay?
-Of course.
268
00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:28,976
Cool. Um, just so great to
meet you Mr. West.
269
00:14:29,025 --> 00:14:31,186
Ah, I mean Otto.
270
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,896
Same here.
271
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,316
Oh and um, don't forget to
send me your script.
272
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:39,445
Barnabas here has
my contact info.
273
00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:42,781
For sure.
Thank you.
274
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:46,994
And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.
275
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,496
You are most welcome Ford.
276
00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:50,963
-Go have some fun.
-Okay.
277
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:53,834
See ya.
278
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:56,795
ULYSSES: Call me paranoid
but that Barnabas dude
279
00:14:56,844 --> 00:14:58,881
seems ultra sketch.
280
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,883
And when it comes to
these kinds of situations
281
00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:04,303
Ford is basically
a gullible baby.
282
00:15:04,352 --> 00:15:07,848
Oh, it's cute when
you helicopter mom.
283
00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:10,309
I didn't know what
to say to him.
284
00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:13,687
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,
285
00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:16,690
but his script was terrible.
286
00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:20,527
Is this the one that's
like a post apocalyptic
Lethal Weapon?
287
00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:22,404
With the cyborg vampires, yes.
288
00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:23,989
I seriously don't think
I got through more than
289
00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:26,082
-like two pages.
-Yikes.
290
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,994
Sorry, but
291
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:32,372
the sight of you in
a uniform is disturbing
292
00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:34,257
yet strangely erotic
at the same time.
293
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,086
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.
294
00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:40,255
It's pretty much my ideal gig.
295
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:42,382
So what should I
do about Gabriel?
296
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:44,051
There's nothing to do.
297
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,512
-He's ghosting you.
-Don't say that.
298
00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:48,096
Well then let's be optimistic.
299
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,307
Maybe he's dead or in a coma.
300
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:52,518
Thank you for being
so supportive.
301
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,852
No prob.
302
00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:55,812
Hey um, I gotta go douche
though.
303
00:15:55,861 --> 00:15:58,565
Jethro's coming by later
for some more mediocre sex.
304
00:15:58,614 --> 00:16:00,025
Fun.
305
00:16:00,074 --> 00:16:01,284
As a stick in the eye.
306
00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:05,204
[knocks]
307
00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:07,707
SEVERINE: It's open.
308
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,271
Whoa.
309
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,216
You look like a sex robot.
310
00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,683
I am a sex robot.
311
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:40,615
Do you think about
fucking other women?
312
00:16:41,782 --> 00:16:43,200
Uh...
313
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:46,996
No.
314
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,326
Why do you think
about other guys?
315
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,161
Of course.
316
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,880
Everyone does. It's perfectly
normal and healthy.
317
00:16:57,256 --> 00:17:01,920
I, I sometimes think about it.
318
00:17:01,969 --> 00:17:03,964
But it's not planned
or anything.
319
00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:08,260
It's more like a
surprise cameo.
320
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:11,638
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.
321
00:17:11,687 --> 00:17:14,391
Studies indicate
the larger the neocortex
322
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,185
of a species, meaning
the more intelligent it is,
323
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,278
the more likely it
is to be deceptive.
324
00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:21,565
Uh-huh.
325
00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:23,442
If we're going to be together
326
00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:25,193
I want you to know
that you don't need
327
00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:26,994
to protect me from the truth.
328
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:29,622
Ditto.
329
00:17:30,665 --> 00:17:32,083
I'll put these in water.
330
00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:40,866
[Ford screams]
331
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,953
You like that baby,
yeah you like that.
332
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:46,006
Yeah, oh yeah.
333
00:17:46,055 --> 00:17:48,015
[phone buzzing]
334
00:17:51,894 --> 00:17:53,221
Bro, are you looking
at your phone?
335
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:56,433
-Nah, bro.
-Bro, I saw you.
336
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,685
So- sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.
337
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:01,195
-Is it?
-Nah, it's my mum.
338
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,638
Oh, my God.
339
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,049
[exhales sharply]
340
00:18:11,163 --> 00:18:12,832
Ford, what are you doing?
341
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,328
I see you met Daphne.
342
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:17,913
Hey, sorry to freak you out.
343
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,498
I just came from
an Antifa protest
344
00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:21,132
and I didn't have
time to change.
345
00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:28,723
Come Ford, sit.
346
00:18:37,606 --> 00:18:39,309
So...
347
00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:41,186
I invited Daphne over
348
00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:43,563
because I wanted
the two of you to meet.
349
00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:45,982
How do you guys
know each other?
350
00:18:46,031 --> 00:18:48,944
We met about
a year or so ago.
351
00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:52,239
-At an orgy.
-Daphne is polyamorous.
352
00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:54,741
I have three boyfriends.
353
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,076
Wow.
354
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,293
That sounds...
355
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,122
time consuming.
356
00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:02,916
My iCal is crazy right now.
357
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,628
Daphne why don't you make
yourself more comfortable.
358
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:09,138
Yeah, sorry I'm
covered in bomb dust.
359
00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:13,350
[soft pop music]
360
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,983
She's beautiful,
don't you think?
361
00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:24,354
CARLY: Now what is it?
362
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,440
Well, I know you're a feminist
363
00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:28,942
or whatever, but I
think it's kinda weird
364
00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:31,695
that you're using a vibrator
while we're fucking.
365
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,322
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?
366
00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:38,493
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.
367
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,620
Your dick is inside of me.
368
00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:42,456
I'm pretty sure we can't get
much more connected than that.
369
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,958
I'm not talking about
genitalia.
370
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,669
I'm talking about spiritually.
371
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,601
[Carly sighs]
Fine.
372
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:54,968
If this is such an
affront to your male ego,
373
00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:56,762
I won't use it.
374
00:19:56,811 --> 00:20:00,640
-[vibrator crashing]
-[Carly sighs]
375
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:02,566
I need a new condom.
376
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,732
Are there no more in here?
377
00:20:08,781 --> 00:20:11,033
Might be a box in the closet,
check the top shelf.
378
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,165
Mother fu-
what the fuck?
379
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,369
Oh shit.
380
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:23,914
My God, a dildo just
hit me in the eye.
381
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:25,582
What if I get conjunctivitis
382
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:26,708
and I get called
in for an audition.
383
00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:28,168
What the fuck, dude?
384
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:29,647
What is all this shit?
385
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,714
Go on.
386
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,341
Touch her.
387
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:35,724
I want you to.
388
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:40,020
[soft pop music]
389
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:53,909
Okay.
390
00:20:58,956 --> 00:21:02,334
Damn, you're like the reason
the female gaze was invented.
391
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:11,719
Tonight I just
want to watch you.
392
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,218
DAPHNE: Go ahead.
393
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,519
Use my body any way you want.
394
00:21:26,734 --> 00:21:28,562
JETHRO: Who do you
use this stuff with?
395
00:21:28,611 --> 00:21:29,987
No one.
396
00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:37,320
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix
397
00:21:37,369 --> 00:21:39,823
type of stuff and pretending.
398
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,449
So you bought all this stuff
399
00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:44,536
and you've never
used it with anyone?
400
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:46,152
Yes.
401
00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:49,207
It's kinda like, remember
during the Cold War
402
00:21:49,256 --> 00:21:51,710
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons
403
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:53,795
just in case they might
need them one day.
404
00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:55,171
Okay just so I'm clear,
405
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,631
you're saying that
these ball gags
406
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,718
-are like your nukes?
-Exactly.
407
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,970
Why didn't you ever tell me
about any of this before?
408
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,722
I don't know, I just...
409
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,356
I was embarrassed,
I guess.
410
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,817
I thought you'd get
all judgy on me.
411
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,855
Plus,
412
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,642
I didn't think you
would be into it.
413
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:19,905
Being that you're so
a dominant alpha male and all.
414
00:22:19,954 --> 00:22:22,282
That's true.
415
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,374
I am very manly.
416
00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:28,872
But look, if it
means so much to you
417
00:22:28,921 --> 00:22:32,716
I might be down to, you know,
at least give it a try.
418
00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:35,469
Wait, you...
419
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,222
want me to spank you?
420
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,563
[slow perky music]
421
00:22:51,318 --> 00:22:53,237
[music stops]
422
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:58,909
[alarm rings]
423
00:23:03,747 --> 00:23:07,209
["Teenage Sensation"
by GusGus]
424
00:23:09,336 --> 00:23:11,957
-[paddle smacks]
-Is that okay?
425
00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:13,632
Yeah bro, I'm not a pussy.
426
00:23:20,055 --> 00:23:21,390
You've been a bad boy.
427
00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:24,177
Haven't you Jethro?
428
00:23:24,226 --> 00:23:26,471
Oh I don't know, have I?
429
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,973
Hm-mm.
430
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:31,893
You've been a bad...
431
00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:33,561
bad boy.
432
00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,189
Oh, are you gonna punish me?
433
00:23:36,238 --> 00:23:38,566
-[paddle smacks]
-Oh.
434
00:23:38,615 --> 00:23:43,579
You've been a bad,
bad, boy, Jethro.
435
00:23:44,621 --> 00:23:46,491
You never
436
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,453
look at your phone while
you're fucking me again.
437
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:52,497
-Okay, okay.
-Did you hear me?
438
00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:54,833
I said never,
439
00:23:54,882 --> 00:23:57,419
ever again.
440
00:23:57,620 --> 00:24:00,714
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."
441
00:24:00,763 --> 00:24:02,298
Okay, okay.
442
00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,342
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone
443
00:24:04,391 --> 00:24:06,011
while we're fucking again.
444
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,771
[Jethro screams]
445
00:24:10,337 --> 00:24:11,998
Fuck.
446
00:24:12,231 --> 00:24:15,686
I'm sorry, just uh,
give me a second.
447
00:24:15,736 --> 00:24:17,647
[breathing heavily]
448
00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:23,197
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.
449
00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:26,914
Uh, this might
sound kinda weird
450
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,742
but would you mind,
451
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,785
I promise I don't
mean it or anything.
452
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,705
Would you mind if
I said I love you.
453
00:24:33,754 --> 00:24:36,006
Of course,
this is a safe space.
454
00:24:36,729 --> 00:24:38,105
Okay.
455
00:24:40,342 --> 00:24:41,419
Oh, I love you.
456
00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:45,759
Oh, fuck I love you.
457
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,309
I'm sorry was that too much?
458
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,975
[Jethro breathes heavily]
459
00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,694
Are you okay?
460
00:24:58,807 --> 00:24:59,808
Sorry.
461
00:25:00,739 --> 00:25:02,449
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
462
00:25:05,410 --> 00:25:07,996
-[Jethro cries]
-It's okay.
463
00:25:09,915 --> 00:25:11,834
It's okay baby, you can cry.
464
00:25:14,217 --> 00:25:18,221
♪
465
00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:21,301
♪
466
00:25:23,177 --> 00:25:25,268
I love you.
467
00:25:25,318 --> 00:25:26,527
Oh I love you.
468
00:25:29,923 --> 00:25:34,552
♪ Imagination ♪
469
00:25:38,902 --> 00:25:42,906
♪
470
00:25:44,741 --> 00:25:49,163
[moaning]
471
00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:53,208
[yawns]
472
00:25:57,595 --> 00:26:00,348
[uneasy music]
473
00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:07,700
Hello?
474
00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:13,977
Somebody there?
475
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,144
[woman moans]
476
00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:25,692
[screams]
477
00:26:25,741 --> 00:26:29,988
[Jethro and Carly moaning]
478
00:26:30,037 --> 00:26:31,865
Oh my God.
479
00:26:31,914 --> 00:26:35,000
[breathing heavily]
480
00:26:38,587 --> 00:26:40,540
Okay, got to run.
481
00:26:40,589 --> 00:26:42,208
I'm meeting up
with my boyfriends
482
00:26:42,257 --> 00:26:44,127
and we're setting Bank
of America on fire.
483
00:26:44,176 --> 00:26:46,588
Good night Daphne.
484
00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:48,173
I'll see ya.
485
00:26:48,222 --> 00:26:51,225
-Uh, thanks.
-Uh huh, bye.
486
00:26:54,436 --> 00:26:56,021
So you really liked that.
487
00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,739
Watching me doing
it with Daphne.
488
00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:03,354
Yes, it turned me on...
489
00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:07,233
seeing someone else
enjoy your body.
490
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,278
I gotta say I felt
weird at first,
491
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:12,829
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.
492
00:27:14,122 --> 00:27:15,540
I loved seeing you come.
493
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,203
Really?
494
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,945
I feel like I must
look so stupid.
495
00:27:21,004 --> 00:27:22,624
No.
496
00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:25,418
Some people possess
structural beauty.
497
00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:28,880
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.
498
00:27:28,929 --> 00:27:33,676
Your face is like
a masterfully crafted cello
499
00:27:33,725 --> 00:27:36,645
playing an exquisite symphony.
500
00:27:37,646 --> 00:27:39,331
Wow, Sev.
501
00:27:40,816 --> 00:27:42,401
Your words are like poems.
502
00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:57,040
[playing "Cut the World"
by Moscow Olympics]
503
00:28:02,423 --> 00:28:04,840
♪ I don't know ♪
504
00:28:07,843 --> 00:28:10,797
♪
505
00:28:10,846 --> 00:28:14,217
♪ Don't want to say ♪
506
00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:16,268
♪ So I cut this world ♪
507
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:20,897
♪ I cut this world ♪
508
00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:24,693
♪ I cut this world ♪
509
00:28:25,861 --> 00:28:27,863
♪ I cut this world ♪
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