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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,905 --> 00:00:15,594 Life is about choices. 2 00:00:15,663 --> 00:00:17,284 Heads or tails, 3 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:20,594 A or B, right or wrong, 4 00:00:20,663 --> 00:00:22,732 live or die. 5 00:00:22,801 --> 00:00:25,491 And sometimes we forget that the choices that we make 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,870 affect everyone around us, 7 00:00:27,939 --> 00:00:31,180 for the good and for the bad. 8 00:00:31,249 --> 00:00:34,767 And some of those choices are much bigger than others, 9 00:00:34,836 --> 00:00:37,387 choices that, if they go your way, 10 00:45:02,318 --> 00:45:03,801 Hmm? 11 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:05,318 He's... 12 00:45:07,422 --> 00:45:09,767 He's dead, too. 13 00:45:09,836 --> 00:45:12,111 - You kill him? - No. 14 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,249 Who? 15 00:45:16,318 --> 00:45:20,146 Okay, I count to three, then I shoot in the face. 16 00:45:20,215 --> 00:45:21,284 One... 17 00:45:21,353 --> 00:45:22,422 Just, please, stop, just stop. 18 00:45:22,491 --> 00:45:24,284 - Two... - Stop for a second, please! 19 00:45:24,353 --> 00:45:25,732 Three. 20 00:45:39,836 --> 00:45:43,318 ? Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake ? 21 00:45:43,387 --> 00:45:46,353 ? Get some whipped cream on the top, too ? 22 00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:58,318 - Joe, turn the TV down. - What? 23 00:45:58,387 --> 00:46:01,043 Just turn it down. 24 00:46:01,111 --> 00:46:04,732 That's Jen. 25 00:46:04,801 --> 00:46:07,939 I'm coming! I'm coming, Jen! 26 00:46:08,008 --> 00:46:10,767 Oh, my God! Oh, my-- 27 00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:12,077 Are you okay? 28 00:46:12,146 --> 00:46:15,387 What's happening? 29 00:46:15,456 --> 00:46:16,732 Fuck. 30 00:46:16,801 --> 00:46:18,422 Fuck. Hey! 31 00:46:18,491 --> 00:46:20,284 - What is happening? - I don't know. 32 00:46:20,353 --> 00:46:22,939 - Tell me. - I don't know! 33 00:46:23,008 --> 00:46:25,629 - Ange, don't! - Dimitri. 34 00:46:25,698 --> 00:46:27,318 Jesus Christ! 35 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:31,629 - Oh, my God. - What is going on, Joe? 36 00:46:31,698 --> 00:46:33,905 What is happening here? Just calm down, all right? 37 00:46:33,974 --> 00:46:35,146 - Calm down? - Calm down. 38 00:46:35,215 --> 00:46:36,284 What is this? What's happening? 39 00:46:36,353 --> 00:46:37,318 - Get in the house. - What? 40 00:46:37,387 --> 00:46:38,456 - Get in the house. - Joe! 41 00:46:38,525 --> 00:46:40,043 Get in the house. Ange, Ange-- 42 00:46:40,111 --> 00:46:41,974 - Fine. - Take her in the house, Ange! 43 00:46:49,146 --> 00:46:51,905 Fuck is she going through the fucking van for? 44 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,491 Fuck! 45 00:47:23,836 --> 00:47:25,491 Sit down. 46 00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:34,284 I got it. I got it. 47 00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:37,801 Oh, God. 48 00:47:43,732 --> 00:47:47,491 Why do you have this, Leon? 49 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,663 Leon, why do you have a safety deposit box key? 50 00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:57,629 Now, this is the most important thing. 51 00:48:00,663 --> 00:48:04,594 No one else gets to know about this... 52 00:48:04,663 --> 00:48:06,594 no one. 53 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:11,284 That's the number-one reason 54 00:48:11,353 --> 00:48:13,698 plans like this get all fucked up. 55 00:48:15,387 --> 00:48:19,732 Not Angela, not Jennifer... 56 00:48:23,836 --> 00:48:26,008 And definitely not Cathy. 57 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:34,905 ? Under my pillow ? 58 00:48:34,974 --> 00:48:39,249 ? On my bed ? 59 00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:43,767 ? Just a revolver ? 60 00:48:43,836 --> 00:48:46,698 ? Under my head ? 61 00:48:48,939 --> 00:48:52,422 ? Just in case ? 62 00:48:52,491 --> 00:48:55,732 ? You lose your mind ? 63 00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:05,974 ? You should know ? 64 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:09,077 ? I'm gonna lose mine ? 65 00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:15,905 ? Shoot ? 66 00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:19,767 ? Shoot ? 67 00:49:23,629 --> 00:49:24,767 ? Shoot ? 4227

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