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搵工跳槽,LA...
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搵工跳槽,LA...搵工跳槽
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这儿有一份呀,负责清洁打扫
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朝八晚十二,有洁癖者
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还不打电话去?
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人工那么少,怎么做呀,
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我叫你应征吗,我叫你打去
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喂,这儿有一份,诚聘
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没不良嗜好,身材健硕,
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做舞男吗?
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做什么舞男
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做舞男有什么不好吗,
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你说什么,做售货员呀
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Sales?
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推销必胜术,第一式,笑脸迎人
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来啦...
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你找谁?
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阿婶,你今日幸运了,我们是...
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打劫呀
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这本书是这样说的,我笑不拢嘴
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早晨,先生,我是无良牌
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阻你一分钟时间
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入来吧
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你做什么呀,搅什么呀兄弟?
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不用担心,我们无良牌吸尘机,
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如果没吸好,
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那么你舐定了
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为什么
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今日家里停电呀
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不好意思...多谢
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似乎是好东西,不要浪费
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预备
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找哪位呀?
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早晨,老师,我是无良玩具公司
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你是我们公司第一百万个顾客呀
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我们公司有一份礼物
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不收费?不如你先进来啦
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我只要你很少时间
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我先去接个电话
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好啦,你随便吧
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小朋友,玩玩具吗?
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小朋友,叔叔呢?
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叔叔去了小便
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那么返回原位吧
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Miss呀,我们给你唱首歌吧
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雪姑七友七个小矮人,
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七个矮仔有七枝棍,
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谁教你们唱这首歌?
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他!
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为什么她用发浪的眼光
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喂,误会来的,Sorry...
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救急如救火呀,
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他们痛失家园,中国人真的很可怜
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这么一个天灾人祸,
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舅父呀,警察呀
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走了...
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喂,拿个钱箱来看看有多少钱吧
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喂,钱箱钱箱
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不是你拿吗?
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我杀死你呀,你遗失了钱箱
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我要呀,我要呀
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你们要的东西在这儿
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哥儿,十元三味呀,好吗?
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我们五元六味呀,奉送叉烧饭...
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正混球
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做女人不错,躺在床上就有钱收了
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还是做女人着数
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经理,麻烦借过
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别阻着啦
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喂,你透明吗?
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不好意思
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脱吧...
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出来吧...
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正呀,你搞错吗?
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正呀,脱呀...
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连我也没得看
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先睹为快
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底裤,乳罩!
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每次都说脱,又说这次剥,
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岂有此理,要你好受
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波涛汹涌呀
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糟了,还不死吗,他妈的
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这样还不死?
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那么抵死呀,我出杀手鐧,看招!
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骗钱吗?这次看你怎样收拾下场
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没所谓,大家想看看罢了,是吗?
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是呀...
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见到大家今天那么高兴,
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还以为这次有意外收获,
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素素,素素
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什么事呀?
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有没有搅错,
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你一次都不脱,即是没职业道德
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对的,钱经理,这些叫做神秘效果嘛
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你脱清的话,望两眼就厌了
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到时你脱皮也不行了
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素素呀,你整天这样吊客人的胃口
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他们随时欲火焚身,
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我这样做也是为你好
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何况,今日更是我生日
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今日你生日吗?
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是呀
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那不如你娶我吧
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娶你?
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到时我是你的人,全裸也没所谓啦
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除了三点之外,什么被看过了
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怎么说男人呀,
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自己老婆脱就不行
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你别跟我说这么多,
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我就另外找一个来脱
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好呀,你想看全相罢了,看吧
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看一看就顶不住了吧
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饿到晕呀,有没有什么吃?
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饼干
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给我...
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饿死人了
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果占,正呀
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有得吃了
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来一点果占...
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给我...
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喂,别争,我找到的
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舅父呀,不要呀...放手呀
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果占呀,没有了
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流蚊饭呀
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喂,别浪费...
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喂,不要开,可能烂命豪来收数呀
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他说过,我们没得还就斩死我们呀
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那怎样,舅父?
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先看看情况
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小子,开门啦
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喂,是一个女人,还会放电呢
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会放电的女人
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一定找我了,不用说
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豪哥呀,豪哥呀
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舅父,怎样?
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我怎么知道
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我明知你班混球不会开门的,
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豪哥真聪明,豪哥是智慧超人,
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我久仰豪哥你是很讲道义的,
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你看清楚,名是他签的,
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我就来探朋友的,不关我事
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有事就找他们吧,就这样
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舒光,你不是这样无良吧
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这不是无良,是生存的哲学
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就这样,Sayorara
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请让让...英雄不拦路呀
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喂,去哪儿?
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没什么,我来探朋友而已
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我知,名是他签的
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担保人是他嘛
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但是钱是你用的
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好似真的用了一点点
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好似吗?开始有一点记忆了?
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妈的,现在只是欠你钱,要死吗?
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最多就还钱,不过现在
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命就有三条,想如何?
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对不起
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你个坏人,
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你一辈子都这么浑噩,
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豪哥呀,饶命呀,
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你还不知死,死啦
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舅父,舅父你怎样?
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你这混蛋,开枪射大哥,你这混蛋
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你也是的,刚才的气氛
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你无端拿枪射豪哥
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不是...别乱说,我没有
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我知道了,你想谋朝篡位,
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然后坐豪哥的位
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难怪刚才那么好,硬说要找枪了
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你这混种,食碗面,反碗底
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兄弟,替我干掉他,
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别走呀
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豪哥,不用那么生气,
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不用了,我自己搞定可以了
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我出来行走江湖,最讲义气的
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好了,给你一次机会,下次
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多谢豪哥不杀之恩,我先走啦,拜拜
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豪哥,好走呀
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前面有门杉呀,拜拜
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后会有期,Sayorara,拜拜
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为什么今天那么幸运?
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当然好运了,今天是我生日嘛,
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我给你买个鸡蛋挞吧
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鸡蛋挞而已?
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小兄弟,这里有一百元全给你了
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我又舍不得,想要二十块,
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有
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喂,你转性吗?
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做人要有同情心才行
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我没你好气
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用道具银纸骗乞丐,太无良了吧
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像猪那么笨,做乞丐儿是最富有的
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不用交租,又不用纳税,月入数万
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最近我认识一个,
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我所认识的人当中,最贱就是你了
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你穷才贱,你有没有听过呀
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笑贫不笑贱呀,走吧
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喂,舒光呀,究竟去哪里?
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当然来找工作啦,穿得那么四正
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找工作?
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这间金融公司,要营业代表
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未有找筹的过来拿吧
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麻烦...让让
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我来找工作的
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小姐,我9号呀
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还未到你,靠边等等吧
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12号呀,很快到了
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舅父呀,你漏了
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120号?那要等多久?
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你错了,即是说有119个失败者了
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没用鬼,不是材料就别来应征,走!
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下个到哪位...哪个是9号呀?
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太太,我是9号呀
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你是9号我就要轮到你吗?
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走,我喜欢轮到他,走,跟我来
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喂喂,做事吧,别躲懒
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看什么看
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干吗?
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经理室在那边,自己进去吧
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谢谢你
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小姐
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做什么呀?
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请你原谅我,我一向做人也很坦白
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小姐,你很丑呢
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我知你现在非常生气,
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因为,我整天都被人这样子耻笑
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其实,一个人
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他的外表丑,
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你知道嘛,
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是金钱都买到的,
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这里!
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你别误会,我是说你那伙善良的心
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你真聪明,能看出我的心
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你看看
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什么?
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你你...我喜欢呀
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小姐,真对不起,
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我真的控制不了自己,请原谅我吧
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你报警抓我吧...
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小姐,你报警啦,你抓我吧...
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喂,搅定了,成了,进来吧
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喂喂喂,做什么...排队...
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美人儿呀,到我没有,
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可以等就等,不可以等就走
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进来吧
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经理早安
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看刷
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闪开
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果然好武?
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承让,承让啦
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客气,客气
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不过,你们可以走了,
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会再寄信给你们,
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那你分明是耍我们吧
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什么呀?现在我要的
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你们不是材料
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你等等,过来...
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你要身材嘛,他有
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你要样貌端正嘛,也都有了!怎样?
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那你自己有什么呢?
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我呀,有的是他们缺乏的,
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进来
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Simon
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I want鸳鸯
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鸳鸯呀,真的有品味,我再去冲调
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很快的,我先出去一下
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这家伙也够无良了
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又丑又泼辣的女人也能搞,
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你们认识很久了吗?
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三分钟而已
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你对女人也有一手吧
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Simon King就是我,
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是错的,我就说天下妇人皆可上
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杀一个没一个,
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可惜,我们是要Sales,不是扯皮条
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不过,我可以给你们一分钟
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求我吧,求我请你们吧
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我们走
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喂,给我们一分钟我们
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请什么,他想耍我们多一分钟而已
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如果有心请我们,
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我们走吧
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先别走
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你意思是请我们了?
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我不会要你们做Sales
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不过我请你们做另外一份工作
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做什么?
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就是泡一个有钱女人,
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Easy job, no problem!
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小姐到了
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不用找
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一百元美金
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不好意思,下次再来吧
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请问叶绿素在吗?
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你是不是素素的姊妹来的?
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是呀
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快点进去换衣服,那女的真的不行
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换衣服?我这衣服没什么不行吧
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你不是来替素素跳脱衣舞吗?
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跳脱衣舞?
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她以前跳脱衣舞,现在做了套女郎
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套女郎?
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套套,有套套卖
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先生呀,帮帮忙买套套吧,
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我不用的
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不用?
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先生,买套套吧,
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不买呀...过主啦
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上次买那个也穿的
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不是吧
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先生,帮帮忙买套套,
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素素,怎么轮落得卖套?
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不过你要帮我一齐用
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不买的,别阻着我做生意呀
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喂喂喂,你做什么呀?
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来吧,我教你怎样用呀
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死三八,那么嚣张
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你臭三八,打我大哥,不知死吗
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还不跟我大哥道歉?
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三八,你太嚣了
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什么?凶我吗?什么?
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阿Mark哥呀,
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现在她不给我大哥面子
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她无视我大哥,这怎么算呢
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有没有搅错,Mark哥
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什么?想我跟他道歉?
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是他先撩我的
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好...难呀
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我警告你,如果不跟Mark哥道歉
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你不用在这儿混了
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你现在分明陷我吧
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不做就不做
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灌汤饺 小笼包
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这位小姐更正,贵姓芳名?
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你聋的吗?我的代号是小笼包
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我们走
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你们两个能出这个门口,
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我是interpol,今天我就不抓你了
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不过你别让我看到有下次,
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素素
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大哥,什么Pol?是不是飞虎队?
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飞你妈的,我会英文
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喝屎水啦
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00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,480
又扮interpol国际刑警吓人?
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喂,刚才你拿的是什么证件?
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这个是星斗运行与人类行为
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素素
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那坏人又追上来了,快点走吧
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素素,你还兔兔给我吧
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这所小学一点也没变
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你还记得吗?你去美国之前那一晚
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我们来这儿聊天到天亮,
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一眨眼就是十年,一点也没变
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你呀,好像不撒谎那天,就没命似的
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整天也在胡说八道,
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说什么这辈子也不回来了
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第二天便看见你出现了,神经病
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你也撒谎不眨眼了,
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00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,080
收入超过十万,住高尚住宅区
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00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,480
怎料跳脱衣舞,剥光衣服任男人看
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我事先声明,
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你那么有本事?
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当然了
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你男朋友不介意吗?
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00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,320
我男朋友?他名字叫做Money
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00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,800
哪位有钱肯娶我呢,我就嫁给他了
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00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,720
喂,妹子,你家很有钱呀
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是嘛?
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你从美国回来的?
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是嘛
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思想一定很开放吧?
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是吗
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不如你娶我吧
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00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,840
好,不过要先验身
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先揉一揉
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你碰我的胸?
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还手呀
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你看不过眼,妒忌吗?
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非礼呀,强奸呀
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00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,440
喂,谁强奸谁?
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别耍啦,扰人清梦呀,走吧
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00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,400
Thank you Sir,快点
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00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,120
不好意思呀
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00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,520
阿Sir拜拜,拜拜
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起床啦...
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00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,920
衰女,什么都给你看了,吃亏了
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00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,080
替我打电话去妈妈的公司
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00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,040
叫黄经理不用去机场接我
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00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,360
电话簿在那边
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00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:35,880
你真会唤人
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否则你怎样做我秘书?
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好
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00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,640
喂,Mr. Wong's office
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请问黄经理在吗?
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你究竟是谁,
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00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,560
死三八,你究竟是谁?快说呀
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00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,720
我是大小姐,你替我告诉他,
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叫他不用来接我,
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00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,360
拜拜
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00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,160
巩俐呀,怎么那么生气,
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她是说大小姐
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大小姐?
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走开啦
404
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,040
请问马利莲小姐在吗?
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00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,560
她在梳化椅那边
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00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,840
对了...是你了...
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00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,880
你的样子长得十分像你老妈呀
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00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,400
我就是从小到大照顾你的
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00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,040
你是?
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00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,080
我?我就是黄飞雄呀,
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打理业务那个黄飞雄呀!
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00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,200
马小姐呀,这个人是谁?
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00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,360
马小姐,她才是马...
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00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,280
是,我是马利莲的秘书
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00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,480
马小姐呀,你来香港呀
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00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,360
怎么不吩咐我们去接机?
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00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,480
马小姐不太高兴,
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00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,120
如果你没什么紧要事,可以先走了
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00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,680
我的事不要紧的话,
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00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,400
死三八
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00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,520
你才是死八公
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00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,440
不介意我打个电话嘛,马小姐
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00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,680
喂 喂喂...
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00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,360
喂,怎么他们公司的伙计
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00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,080
我阿妈的事我一向不过问
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00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,960
最讨厌看到那么见风转舵的人
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00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,040
以后有什么应酬,我也推你去
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00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,720
别以为做我的秘书那么容易
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00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,680
那不是比跳脱衣舞更糟嘛
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00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,240
喂,那边呀,黑衣服那位呀,收到吗?
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00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,640
喂,喂,喂
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00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,840
知道了...是是,
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00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,000
看看...
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00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,000
快点看看,那边...
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00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,320
做什么,不是那么丑吧,让我看看
436
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,800
喂,你震什么?丑得震吗,让我看看
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00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,680
哗,太正了
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00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,040
好大,好正,好圆,哗厉害
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00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,920
没得弹,没得说,好涨,
440
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,360
我顶不住了
441
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,120
缺氧了
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00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,360
小倩
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宁采臣
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00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:49,520
小倩,你别飞那么快,
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00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,800
小倩
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00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,400
我在前面等你呀,宁采臣
447
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,080
妈的,走得我气也喘了
448
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,480
小倩呀
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00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,120
Suzan
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00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,000
Leslie
451
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,440
衰鬼,我们一向
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00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,280
怎么今天无缘无故
453
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,840
晒坏了就不好啦,不过别怕,
454
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,320
姥姥她回来了?
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00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,680
姥姥
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00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,720
糟糕了,姥姥她来了,她会杀死你的
457
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,800
她的鼻很敏感的
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00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,520
那...怎办呀?
459
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,920
快点潜入水底啦
460
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:33,960
什么?潜入水?
461
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,320
哗,许多烟呀
462
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,200
长舌总是麻烦的,常常要收
463
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,200
姥姥
464
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,520
怎么有人味呢?
465
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,200
这是水味而已
466
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,520
怎么解?
467
00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,840
那个人在哪里?
468
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,360
那个人呢?
469
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,400
那水...
470
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,360
水怎么样?
471
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,400
好臭呀
472
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,120
当然了,
473
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:19,880
什么,Leslie呀,喂Leslie
474
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:29,640
Susan, Susan呀
475
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,280
妈的,你是不是在造梦呀?
476
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,480
是呀,是我在造梦呀
477
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,400
是不是造梦跟小倩一起?
478
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,240
是呀,你怎么知道
479
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,440
真的吧
480
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,280
我刚才跟小倩,鸳鸯戏水呀
481
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,600
你真的疯了,姥姥跟小倩
482
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,320
什么姥姥呀,我是宁采臣呀
483
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,880
宁什么宁,我才是宁采臣
484
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,080
我已经挂号要那女人
485
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,000
我是真正的宁采臣!
486
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,240
道... 道你的头
487
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,120
你是不是发梦做烟赤霞 是啊
488
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,160
是就该打 不要
489
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,560
我明天开始就智取钻石山,采金矿
490
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,360
怎么采?她是有钱女,你有钱吗?
491
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,080
扮有钱人不就行了
492
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,480
人家那么有钱,怎会看上你?
493
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,440
你真笨,就是因为她富有
494
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,320
所以我扮有钱人,让她知我追求她
495
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,560
不是为钱,是为感情
496
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,440
所以我要扮一个
497
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,280
实行我的E计划,不明白吧
498
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,520
即爱丁堡计划呀
499
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,800
我要激发起她的童子军精神:
500
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,800
你穿得那么少,你不怕会丢出来吗?
501
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,720
这儿进出也是有钱人,
502
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,040
喂,老板明明已经进来了,
503
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,680
不好了,你知道了,
504
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,040
很可能会搅出人命的
505
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,680
不是了,你去那边找,
506
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:29,880
舒老板拿去啦,
507
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,680
这条金?十两重的,拿去吧
508
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,200
钱对于我并不重要,
509
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,200
你看这些女的多贪财,
510
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,480
我没什么人生乐趣了,
511
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,200
好啦,我跳了
512
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,440
没事了...你不用怕...
513
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,440
怎么你要救我...
514
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:05,240
我这一生注定受女人愚弄,
515
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:10,080
女人...天呀,
516
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,400
你有那么恨女人吗?
517
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,840
你别走过来,我求求你,你别走过来
518
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,200
你们这些女人,每个走近我
519
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,440
好呀,你们想杀鸡取卵嘛,
520
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,600
我死在你面前
521
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,200
怎么你不救我呀?
522
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,600
你要死嘛,我为什么要阻着你?
523
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:40,840
哦!原来你也这样对我的,
524
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,360
天呀!原来天下乌鸦一样黑
525
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,240
不是的!这个世界也有白的乌鸦
526
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,920
只是你还未碰上,给,还你的
527
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,480
白的乌鸦?
528
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,320
不好意思
529
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,960
真的很可怜
530
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,800
你老板?/You boss?
531
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,160
是呀,曾经结婚三次,
532
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,920
第二次离婚就没了
533
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,600
搭上了他老爸,现在变成他阿妈
534
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,120
所以我老板不会相信女人,
535
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,000
你也颇有人情味的
536
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,400
受人钱财,替人消灾嘛
537
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,280
什么?
538
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,760
没什么呀,说说而已
539
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,120
马小姐,刚才我说话是偏激了一点
540
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,240
舒先生,我希望你能找到真爱,拜拜
541
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,280
拜拜
542
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,160
哗,真有童子军的精神
543
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:39,040
我喜欢...
544
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,520
还给你啦
545
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,280
多谢
546
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:42,920
拜拜
547
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,480
麻烦你了
548
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,160
Hi,马小姐,还认得我吗?
549
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,080
当然认得了
550
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,200
跑步吗
551
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,040
一起吧
552
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,480
没想到你那么喜欢运动,舒先生?
553
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,560
马小姐别那么见外,
554
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,400
你也别那么见外,叫我潘金莲吧
555
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,520
你真的风趣了,你不介意
556
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,480
如果我在你身边可以
557
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,560
我非常乐意这么做
558
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,720
你真的很有爱心
559
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,560
那开始跑吧
560
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,720
没法,看钱上,追呀
561
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,120
忽然我觉得这个世界,
562
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,320
Simon,你怎样Simon,你没事吧?
563
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,480
你面都变青了,你没事吧?
564
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,680
没事
565
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,680
没事继续跑啦
566
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,520
哗,这女的生理构造,真的异于常人
567
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,960
无办法,看钱份上,再追
568
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,680
舅父,食面了
569
00:33:59,360 --> 00:33:59,920
让我开吧
570
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,280
哗,你斩过人吗?
571
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,200
由朝到晚在跑,
572
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,800
要跟那经理那么使劲吗
573
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,520
拍裸照罢了,干吗那么麻烦
574
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,600
找些干粗活的抬她到山上,
575
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,400
哗,那么阴毒的也能说出口,
576
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,200
他呀
577
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,080
快点拿药箱出来
578
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,640
越来越坏
579
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,760
喂,钱那么少
580
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,520
你做什么?
581
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,960
你以为我为那么少的钱
582
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:46,800
你笑什么?
583
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,560
我怎么知道,你们笑我就笑咯
584
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,880
好的不学
585
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,320
现在她已对我有深刻的印象,
586
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,840
实行我的D计划
587
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:56,920
什么D计划呀?
588
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,760
D for dinner
589
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,640
麻烦你
590
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,520
马小姐
591
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,320
Hi
592
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,360
请上车
593
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,920
好呀,舒先生呢?
594
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,200
港督急召了他,去开会,
595
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,240
就去港督府接他
596
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,280
舒先生真忙,
597
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,000
马小姐对我真有心
598
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,000
那汤水先生是不是
599
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,720
当然跟我们吃饭,
600
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,880
喂,做什么?
601
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,440
万宝金阁是我阿叔开的,
602
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,840
我才是真正马利莲,怎么办呢?
603
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,960
好简单,你不要去
604
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,600
不行,我要去
605
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,440
那即是想怎样呢,大小姐?
606
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,280
我有办法,你尽量去
607
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,440
叫我阿叔一晚不认我,那就行了
608
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,160
好呀,走吧
609
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,320
我们走吧
610
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,080
好呀
611
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,560
请上车
612
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,360
对了,现在还有许多时间,
613
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,760
你有空吗,载我去吧
614
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,640
啊,不要紧,横竖舒先生
615
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,320
好呀...
616
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,920
不好意思,我漏了东西在上面
617
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,680
不要紧,我等你好了
618
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,600
你千万别等,女人们很麻烦的
619
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,160
慢慢的等足一个小时,
620
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:07,960
那我们先去吧
621
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,840
好呀,拜拜
622
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,640
拜拜
623
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,520
的士,的士
624
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,320
拜托了,麻烦了,
625
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960
请问马老板在吗?
626
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,440
老板今晚不会回来
627
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,200
谢谢你
628
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,400
谢谢...
629
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,680
喂,那么早?
630
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,880
是呀,你也那么早?
631
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,720
好早呀,真的很早
632
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,720
舒老板,欢迎
633
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,120
舒老板,最近有什么大计,
634
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,280
买国商吧
635
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,920
什么?国商?不是清盘了吗?
636
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,360
我知呀,你不知我明天收购它嘛
637
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,080
多谢老板关照...
638
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,360
麻烦你替我收起刀叉,谢谢
639
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,960
为什么?
640
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,240
我老板有自杀倾向,不能受刺激
641
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,760
收起刀叉,以防万一嘛
642
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,080
老板饮管
643
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,320
来吧,我们大家喝汤吧,
644
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,120
马小姐,可以把刀借给我用吗?
645
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,720
老板...做什么?
646
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,280
你别阻着我,我要自杀呀
647
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,760
马小姐,你好美,你太像我前妻啦
648
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:57,120
我根本忍不住爱上你,
649
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:57,840
好可怜呀
650
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:58,920
对,好可怜呀
651
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,800
马小姐,你令我有
652
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,000
老板,你别整天怀缅过去,
653
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,440
马小姐,你说对不对?
654
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,000
对,戴先生,你真会关心别人
655
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,800
像你这样的人,真是世间少有
656
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,640
马小姐,做人应该互相关心,
657
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,400
你说对不对?
658
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,400
对呀
659
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,520
弄湿了,还不快点去洗手间
660
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,480
你真失礼人
661
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,360
不好意思,马小姐
662
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,440
不要紧
663
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,760
笨手笨脚的,他拉拉链也会弄伤的
664
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,280
我去洗手间帮他,
665
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:39,920
对不起
666
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,360
你这死人头,不是已经说了
667
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,080
那女的我已预约了,
668
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,240
你还未结婚
669
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,600
还狡辩,说...
670
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,080
我告诉你,
671
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,760
我就把你打得不能生育,知道吗?
672
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,600
知
673
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,240
站住,去哪?
674
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,600
出去嘛
675
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,240
先等我一下,靠边站
676
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,000
教儿子嘛...
677
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:26,960
老板,洗手呀
678
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,800
好好
679
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,120
老板,抹手啦
680
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,000
谢谢...
681
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,680
潇洒
682
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,600
好眉好貌,那么吝啬
683
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,080
坐吧
684
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,080
戴先生,你怎么了?
685
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:51,000
他发浪了,学人家梳头打扮,
686
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:52,720
那也行嘛?
687
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,920
少有吧,他不时就发浪了,
688
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,680
不好意思,丢?了
689
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,120
什么,我又丢?了
690
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,400
舒光,你这混球还钱呀
691
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,280
还钱?你没钱吗?
692
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,320
是,我是没钱,不过是以前的事
693
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,840
还想走?还钱呀
694
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,200
钱罢了,我有许多
695
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,400
是,有许多钱呀,我怕你没有而已
696
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,680
马小姐,Excuse me
697
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,800
喂戴先生,那是谁,那么凶的
698
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,000
跛子呀
699
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,280
跛子?
700
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,840
你知吧,我老板有许多钱的,
701
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,000
特意请人来扮追债,
702
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,080
喂,那是谁?
703
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,120
林忆莲呀
704
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:49,920
还钱呀
705
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,760
豪哥,我现在不是很方便,
706
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,320
你以为我白痴吗?
707
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,840
舅父呀,舒光进去那么久还未出来
708
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,320
我看他是凶多吉少了,
709
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,880
看久一点,我想他没事的
710
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,920
豪哥,宽限几天吧,几天之后一定有
711
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,400
想一天不揍人也不行,
712
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,360
豪哥,不好吧,有啦...
713
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,480
兄弟,江湖救急,借来用用改天还你
714
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,760
豪哥,钱呀...
715
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,800
一丁点而已,还利息也不够了
716
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,920
虽然一丁点,
717
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,720
豪哥你也见到,刚才我硬抢回来的
718
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,480
豪哥今天我生日,给点面子吧
719
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:29,320
今天生日?
720
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,480
这么巧
721
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,160
我也是呢
722
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,840
今天又是你生日吗?
723
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,560
恭喜你年年有今日,岁岁有今朝
724
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,440
一定有好运,好心有好报呀豪哥
725
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,480
那算了
726
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,160
我见今天大家也生日,我不干掉你
727
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,040
下次还不还钱呢,真的干掉你的
728
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:42,960
下次吧
729
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,680
豪哥,你今天春风满面,
730
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,320
你真聪明,我待会向忆莲求婚呀
731
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,840
是吗?我恭祝你从心所欲,
732
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,480
承你贵愿
733
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,760
Honey...我周围找你,
734
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:07,960
那是谁?
735
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,000
那个人是谁?
736
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,960
马老板,刚才那位小姐找你
737
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,280
不用怕, 不用怕, 他看不到我的
738
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,600
保持镇定
739
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,400
别好自己骗自己了,
740
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,320
马老板,这儿的招呼真不错
741
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,240
谢谢
742
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,680
我侄女马利莲哪去了?
743
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,200
刚刚跟朋友走去转角那边
744
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:39,520
素素
745
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,760
喂,你做什么?
746
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,960
我...我考虑了整晚,
747
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,560
我间夜总会生意一落千丈
748
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,880
为了夜总会,为了我
749
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,720
你嫁给我吧
750
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,360
上次我胡说而已
751
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:56,840
莲妹,今天是我生日,
752
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,560
你嫁给我吧
753
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,000
Hi,刑警小姐!
754
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,360
你来得对了,她硬要我
755
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,800
还有,他要跟我结婚呀
756
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,240
我警告你,叶绿素呢
757
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,600
已经加入我们的特别行动组了
758
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,160
你见到那边两个人吗?
759
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,000
看什么?没见过人求婚吗?
760
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,440
他们就是雌雄杀手Bloody Mary了!
761
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,680
另外这边这位
762
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,240
就是纽约大毒袅疤面杀星呀
763
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,440
待会,我们就要跟他们搏火,
764
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,200
你最好立即消失
765
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,120
阿莲!
766
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,360
阿叔呀!
767
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,120
什么?你阿叔怎么会返来?
768
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,040
我怎么知道?怎办?
769
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,600
你侄女在那边
770
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,680
糟糕了,那三个人正走过来呢
771
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,280
你去阿叔那边,先顶一下
772
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:44,960
素素你嫁给我吧
773
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,800
喂,你拿着只戒指干什么?
774
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,440
拿戒指当然来求婚啦,傻子
775
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,120
求婚?你是她哪位?
776
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,880
吓他...
777
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,800
我以前是她老板,
778
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,240
将来会是她老公
779
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,760
哗,你胡说八道,你说真的假的?
780
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,840
吓他,再吓他
781
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,440
什么假的,
782
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,080
戒指呀
783
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,800
哗,只戒指好美
784
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,520
戒指?戒指是谁人的?
785
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,040
是我的
786
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,880
Hi, Bloody Mary
787
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,440
什么Bloody Mary,
788
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,640
豪哥,我没有
789
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,720
他做什么,他...又求婚吗?
790
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
他以前跟你一样,整天说被女人骗
791
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,360
整天说要自杀!
792
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,280
他是疯的!
793
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,160
那么简单你也不明吗?
794
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,640
她已说了不是马利莲了!
795
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,640
阿叔呀,叔,过来吧,跟你聊一聊
796
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,480
阿叔呀!
797
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,280
小姐,你不是我侄女呢!
798
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,000
是呀,你也不是我阿叔嘛
799
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,120
不过,有好多事想跟你说,阿叔!
800
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,120
阿莲,你究竟搅什么?
801
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,440
你跟他们解释清楚,我是你那位
802
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,520
她不是说了吗?他不是
803
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,480
这个老头扮傻,硬说做人阿叔
804
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,400
喂,伯父,你搅什么呀?
805
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,360
吓他,吓他吧
806
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,440
臭小子
807
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,320
打架吗?
808
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,120
走开呀
809
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,880
舒光,你三个过来,
810
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,160
素素,你嫁给我,
811
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,640
阿莲快点打电话报警
812
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,760
各位,情况越来越复杂,我有个提议
813
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,440
什么?
814
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,160
走啦
815
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,240
去你的
816
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,360
喂,等等呀
817
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,880
你现在发什么浪呢
818
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:30,960
我真的顶不住你了
819
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,400
糟了,怎么办?汤水说他
820
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,000
我以为这个世界只有你那么笨
821
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,160
原来有人比你还笨
822
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,720
帮帮我,怎么说你经验
823
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,720
好不好?
824
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,640
好了
825
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,720
现在我教你笑
826
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,120
不过首先,你要给我笑一个
827
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,920
你要做一个好灿烂,好性感
828
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,600
要把男人迷晕的笑容给我看看
829
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,440
这个是白痴的笑容来的
830
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,640
白痴看到你也要走
831
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,000
好啦...随意在你面上
832
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,800
戴卓尔呀
833
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,680
什么事?
834
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,920
我老板要用车,
835
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,360
什么?那怎么行,大哥?我在救命呀!
836
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,000
我也要救命呀!
837
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,600
那我先还你,你给我找来
838
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,400
你好美呀
839
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,680
多谢
840
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,280
先生,给女朋友买花吗?
841
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,080
多少钱?
842
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,960
五百元
843
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,280
哗,五百元
844
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,320
喂,舅父呀,你有钱吗?
845
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,080
五百元做什么?
846
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,200
买花送给素素
847
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,240
浪费,没有!
848
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,640
喂,我不行呀,
849
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
我给了,衰仔
850
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,400
多谢舅父
851
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,800
败家!
852
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,160
多谢!
853
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,560
送给你的!
854
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:04,640
多谢!
855
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,960
糟了!
856
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:09,800
什么事?
857
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,120
我丢失了一只耳环呢
858
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,800
不要紧,我替你找
859
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,880
不好吧,别再喝了
860
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:24,960
我自从认识你之后,
861
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:35,320
我好想...我好想为你
862
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,080
好呀,好
863
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,400
那我唱了,我唱了
864
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,920
日日返工确实太闷,
865
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,360
刨马博赢,迟早香埋,人快到绝望
866
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:04,680
人虽生存,求亲戚帮手,谢绝我探望
867
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,760
笑对我话,戆居居,靠赌发达成世戆
868
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:16,640
谂真的确糊涂混帐,
869
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:21,080
(日又输光,夜又输光,
870
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,920
我决意有心改过但求有希望
871
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,280
闯闯闯,望来日我都捞到响当当
872
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,600
吃尽了苦笑骂由人,不怕人笑望
873
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:45,280
我若有朝发达成名,
874
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:51,640
终于有日风光,我威尽似大状
875
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,720
日日系公司坐到戆,我又有?失望
876
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:06,200
人到老年,迟早玩完,朋友笑我戆
877
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,640
人须Happy,明星港姐
878
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,720
怎样,你找到没有?
879
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,480
还未找到,这儿不是很大,
880
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,840
喂,麻烦让开...
881
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,120
那只耳环我很喜欢的,真糟糕了
882
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,000
不用急,一定会找到的
883
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,960
我们到那边找,爬过去一点
884
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,120
日又光光,夜又光光
885
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,920
我老了有心改过亦无了希望
886
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:38,360
想想想...为何事我今搅到周身光
887
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:43,520
却为女人散尽钱财,滚到晕哂浪
888
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:52,000
发白变了老年人,
889
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:58,920
终于我又滚光,我真戆,够哂戆
890
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,040
有没有搞错,唱得
891
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,080
不想倒你台也不行
892
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:04,920
不要那么大力吧
893
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,640
做什么?三八,关你什么事?
894
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,360
喂,先生,这是小姐来的,
895
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,520
什么?你女友吗?想英雄救美吗?
896
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,400
你这混球有女友那么正点,
897
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,400
喂老板,你怎样?
898
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:20,720
先扶出去
899
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,920
其实,你老板唱歌,实在有点低贱
900
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,400
我老板以前是维也纳儿童合唱团的
901
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,040
你知,艺术歌曲没人听,
902
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,000
怎料粤曲也没人理,他为求知音
903
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,480
就唱一些那么低贱的歌了
904
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,880
你蛮了解你老板的!
905
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,120
是呀
906
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:50,480
发白变了老年人,
907
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:57,520
终于我又滚光,我真戆,够哂戆
908
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:07,200
Thank you, Oh, very
909
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,240
谢谢,拜拜...
910
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,800
好呀...
911
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,200
到你,到你唱了!
912
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,120
我唱?不行...!
913
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,240
你会唱歌的,给我唱唱吧
914
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,160
我只唱给你听
915
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,880
唱啦!
916
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:38,960
我很丑,可是我很温柔
917
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:44,720
外表冷漠,内心狂热,那就是我
918
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,720
我很丑,可是我有音乐和啤酒
919
00:52:52,480 --> 00:53:00,440
一点卑微,一点懦弱,可是从不退缩
920
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:07,880
我很丑,可是我很温柔
921
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:14,320
白天黯淡,夜晚不朽,那就是我
922
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:20,320
我很丑,可是我有音乐和啤酒
923
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:28,880
有时激昂,有时低首,非常善于等候
924
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:35,680
我很丑,可是我很温柔
925
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:42,320
外表冷漠,内心狂热,那就是我
926
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:48,440
我很丑,可是我有音乐和啤酒
927
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:58,640
一点卑微,一点懦弱,可是从不退缩
928
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,600
找到了...!不是
929
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,360
慢慢找一定找到的,
930
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,040
不找了,找来找去也找不到
931
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,640
是吗?
932
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,400
有一只,是不是这只呀?
933
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,640
你这样也找得到,你真厉害
934
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,320
不会喝就别喝那么多,
935
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,840
对了...你可以吗?
936
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,040
上车,上车啦
937
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,280
喂,戴先生,你又喝醉吗?
938
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,160
我没醉
939
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,080
刚才我们来的时候,
940
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,400
怎么现在变成这么残的汽车
941
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,240
是呀,马小姐你不知了
942
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,560
我老板的车,比车行的车
943
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,760
所以有时我做司机
944
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,120
走啦,叶绿素
945
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,280
马利莲,今日是我生日,
946
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,280
哦,那么你不回去了?
947
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,440
他生日嘛
948
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,880
走一走好了,记住你是淑女来的
949
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,840
喂,别太狼呀
950
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,080
小倩
951
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:26,880
小倩
952
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,280
拜拜
953
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,400
不如过那边走吧
954
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:36,640
走一走好了
955
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,200
马小姐,到了,不如我送你上房吧
956
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,520
好呀,好呀
957
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,640
别离开我呀
958
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,000
做什么?我送马小姐
959
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,240
戴先生,不用了,你照顾他吧,
960
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,000
你小心点
961
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,800
拜拜
962
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:01,920
拜拜
963
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,520
拜拜...
964
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,160
拜拜
965
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:16,880
拜拜...
966
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,880
你这混球,色迷心窍,想泡二嫂吗?!
967
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,240
癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉吗?岂有此理
968
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,640
给你叹较剪脚!
969
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,680
二嫂也泡,岂有此理,
970
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,080
驾车中,好危险呀
971
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,040
好危险?大不了一起死
972
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:39,680
我究竟做错什么?
973
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:46,440
天光了吧
974
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,080
这么快就天光了
975
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,040
是呀,天光了
976
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,720
不如我们...
977
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,600
素素呀
978
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,080
什么?
979
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,160
让我送你回家好吗?
980
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,320
不用了,我自己回去可以了,拜拜
981
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,800
大件事啦...灌汤饺,起床了
982
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,040
刚才我被汤水吻了,还是你厉害
983
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:35,280
不如你多教我一些技巧,
984
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,600
不行,怎么我变得那么坏的
985
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,280
让妈咪知道,一定打死我了
986
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:45,720
喂,你听到我说什么吗?
987
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,600
还不起床,是吧?
988
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:58,680
起床呀...别睡了,起来呀...喂...
989
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,360
这样也不醒来?
990
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,240
丑闻相什么时候搞定?
991
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,400
有钱便快得多,过几天吧
992
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:08,520
就是那个有钱女生日
993
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,680
到时我会替她搞一个
994
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,880
就这样吧,拜拜
995
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,400
喂,我们有钱了
996
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,960
Of course
997
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,040
喂,有钱快点还给豪哥,
998
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,440
我说你两小子一定是
999
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,760
是用来投资那个丑闻大行动的
1000
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,160
别说废话了,快点找房子,走吧
1001
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,200
去啦,去啦
1002
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,200
花呀花,你真可怜
1003
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,000
喂好心你把那束花丢啦,又残又臭
1004
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,160
这样拿着,迟早手生癣
1005
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,640
我死也不丢,留来做纪念
1006
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,160
你除了笨,原来还是白痴呢
1007
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,200
你以为每个人也像
1008
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,520
这就是爱情的最高境界了
1009
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,840
你以为我没看到,
1010
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,160
眉来眼去
1011
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,120
是呀,我两个也喜欢,
1012
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,320
这些是查泰莱夫人教的理论
1013
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:05,960
查泰莱夫人?
1014
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,840
舒光的确有钱,不过没情趣
1015
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,800
戴卓尔有情趣,不过就没钱呢
1016
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,720
他们两个时常走在一起,
1017
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,960
即是上那个司机,一举两得
1018
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,800
太深奥啦,我不明白
1019
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,160
这是世界名著,你不明白的
1020
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,280
你想舒先生一定会娶你?
1021
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,440
一定会娶我
1022
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,120
但是,我一定要牺牲
1023
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,000
即是说你会跟他上...
1024
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,920
我没那么笨,我有这玩意
1025
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,400
你加了什么在我杯中,味道不错
1026
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,840
两位观众,你们好,
1027
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:54,320
就是丑闻之夜必备的菜色,
1028
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,120
现在我先介绍一下配料,就是
1029
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:04,400
西班牙乌蝇干半斤,
1030
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:11,800
然后就是斑马鞭
1031
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,720
就是雌雄的鳄鱼上唇少?
1032
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,120
这道就是没轻度心理不平衡的
1033
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,680
芭堤雅红辣椒两只
1034
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,480
还加少许Waku Waku那就
1035
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:32,120
当然就别忘要加印度神油,一茶匙
1036
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:39,560
当你喝完之后,不用多久...
1037
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,520
你别这么搅好吗?
1038
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,120
人家跟我们无仇无怨,你别害人了
1039
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,760
舒光,大哥,请你拿出
1040
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:53,680
良心?你以为你有良心吗?
1041
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,880
就不会跌进你家了?华东水灾呀
1042
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,080
周围浸了,只剩你家呀,
1043
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,920
同志,你人真好,
1044
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,920
你傻的,你这呆子!
1045
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,040
天也掉下来,
1046
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,400
我不是叫你有良心,
1047
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,840
喂,你又想泡大嫂,见色忘义?
1048
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,480
现在我并不是怪你,不过这样
1049
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,440
你别跟我争那金矿
1050
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:27,040
乖乖听我说,干了它!
1051
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,080
舅父呀,别喝,不要呀
1052
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:40,400
天意,天意呀,我想我
1053
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,440
终于良心发现了?
1054
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,680
是,应该调淡一点...
1055
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,920
记紧替我把那些
1056
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,280
连汤水你都想迷晕埋,唔通你想
1057
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,200
我不会跟你争,不过
1058
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,520
若不把他们弄晕,怎么陷他们
1059
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,800
那我可不可以骗汤水一点点?
1060
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,680
随便你吧,你坏了
1061
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,800
今天是马小姐的生日,大家饮杯
1062
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:12,920
谢谢
1063
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,720
叶小姐平时好少喝酒,
1064
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,520
今天我想喝一点点
1065
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,320
那我也喝一点点
1066
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,880
对了,大家喝点酒,才有气氛嘛
1067
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,760
不喝的话怎么有气氛,是吗?
1068
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,600
你也喝点吧 谢谢
1069
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:39,080
刚巧,刚刚喝光了,
1070
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,160
真的好运,剩下一杯,
1071
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,720
你也算无良了
1072
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:50,480
这个倒法,分明有古怪,
1073
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,000
不行,我不能被他弄晕的,
1074
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,160
好了,我们干杯
1075
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,280
走光呀
1076
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,360
哪儿?...
1077
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,720
不好意思,其实是我散光
1078
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:09,640
不好意思
1079
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,960
没光别叫人看嘛
1080
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,600
来,我们干杯吧
1081
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,240
老鼠呀,好大只老鼠呀,
1082
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,560
不过现在走掉了
1083
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,200
老鼠也怕?真是的
1084
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,080
好了,现在我们真的干杯
1085
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,520
什么?
1086
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,720
我信回教,是时候拜西方了
1087
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,640
今天我生日,大家一起拜吧!
1088
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,960
好呀...大家一起...来
1089
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:38,680
来吧,跪下来吧,
1090
01:03:39,880 --> 01:04:02,000
合著眼,哈利路也,
1091
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,320
没有了,搞定了
1092
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,760
我们可以喝酒了,
1093
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,400
马小姐,生辰快乐
1094
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,720
大家跟马小姐干杯
1095
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:16,720
真好酒
1096
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:42,720
早安
1097
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,440
走了,我们自己有车呀,拜拜
1098
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,280
那你慢走
1099
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,800
拜拜,不用送了
1100
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,440
昨晚发生什么事?
1101
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,200
我只记得喝完酒,
1102
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:55,280
没事的
1103
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,840
你说呀,昨晚究竟
1104
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,280
坦白从宽,抗拒从严,快说
1105
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,600
我想我没有,
1106
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,840
想不到晚节不保,
1107
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,280
就当不留神丢了
1108
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,720
那你呢,你有没有上过叶秘书?
1109
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,320
你老实说呀,有没有上过她?
1110
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,120
丑闻相来了
1111
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,040
Welldone Welldone
1112
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,600
想不到这样也给你们搞定,
1113
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,440
天生我那么聪明没办法咯
1114
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:30,920
Bank Cheque
1115
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,600
Holland Bank Cheque,更是期票
1116
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,880
要一九九七年六月三十号才能拿钱
1117
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,720
现在是特别新闻报告,
1118
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,480
日前突然倒闭,引起市民恐慌
1119
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,240
整日于港督府门前绝食抗议
1120
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:51,080
要求政府收购这间银行
1121
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,000
但是政府至今仍未表态
1122
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,600
请各位市民别再收这间银行的支票
1123
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,280
以免引起无谓的损失,
1124
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,520
你即是耍我吧,间银行已倒闭
1125
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,400
你也耍啦,拿这张特技相片来骗我
1126
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,480
我家里够多了,你以为我是水龟吗?
1127
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,080
老板,你真聪明,果然英明神武呀
1128
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,400
不过,我替你做了那么多
1129
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,480
总得给我一点车马费吧
1130
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,240
车马费?我全副身家
1131
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:17,840
谁人帮我呀 那我...
1132
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,760
你要追究赔偿吗?可以
1133
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,800
跟我一起抗议吧
1134
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:28,960
我要抗议,我要绝食...
1135
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:33,320
不要绝食,绝食会死人的,
1136
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,880
我什么钱也没了,我没希望了
1137
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:41,680
你向前看就有希望了,
1138
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,680
不要死,有希望的
1139
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,240
还有,大小姐马利莲
1140
01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,520
黄师父,你好!
1141
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,480
十三姨,你好!
1142
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,680
原来你就是鼎鼎大名的黄师父
1143
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,400
同门兄弟,无需客气,我这次来
1144
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,160
是介绍你们做一宗大买卖的
1145
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,480
大买卖?我们许久没发市了,多谢你
1146
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,600
喂,他就是马利莲了
1147
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:17,480
送给你的
1148
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:18,520
多谢!
1149
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,360
走吧,好吗?
1150
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,000
其实,你不需要整天送花给我
1151
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,920
让到我的冰箱都满了
1152
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,680
是吗?...这些花不代表什么
1153
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,720
不过我知有一样,可以代表永恒
1154
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,280
好呀,好呀,我嫁给你
1155
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,960
那么快?不用问阿妈吗?
1156
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,880
不用了,她听我说的
1157
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,240
先生,你丢了块金呀
1158
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,240
汤水,汤水,救我呀,汤水!
1159
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,120
上车呀!
1160
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,360
放我走呀...
1161
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,680
已绑架她了,搅定了,
1162
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,560
黄经理
1163
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:12,040
早安,马小姐,马小姐...
1164
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,000
你打的电话暂时停止服务
1165
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,480
停止你阿妈,服务你阿爸
1166
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,280
真的马利莲现在还在酒店
1167
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,960
你知不知绑错人呀?
1168
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,280
什么!绑错人呀?
1169
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,120
停车呀
1170
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:29,960
舒先生呢?
1171
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:34,040
舒先生去了买东西,
1172
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,040
他一定是买戒指向我求婚,
1173
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,640
马小姐,我有些事情想问问你?
1174
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:44,800
如果同时有两个男人喜欢你
1175
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,600
其中一个好有钱的,但是很无良的
1176
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,400
另外一个就穷光蛋,但是心地很好
1177
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:52,880
你喜欢那个呢?
1178
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,760
当然是有钱那个
1179
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,200
但是我会告诉穷光蛋,
1180
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,960
只要大家两情相悦,
1181
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,320
你这样说即是教人做奸夫淫妇嘛
1182
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:08,080
奸夫淫妇不用教的,
1183
01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:08,920
你考虑一下吧
1184
01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:13,000
马小姐,你别误会,
1185
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:14,200
不是我呀
1186
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,720
舅父
1187
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,800
你做什么?做什么?
1188
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,000
就这群人了
1189
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,480
你是不是马利莲?
1190
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:25,960
是呀
1191
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,080
上车,上车呀
1192
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,680
马利莲,你敢动我女人,我跟你死拼
1193
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,480
马利莲
1194
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,600
美男子,我喜欢呀
1195
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:40,400
搞定
1196
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,560
你真的龟眼看人低,你这混蛋
1197
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,200
他日我做了董事,就喝狗般呼喝你
1198
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,560
马小姐,你嫁给我吧,你是我的灵魂
1199
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:58,040
你是我的生命,你是我的苦海明灯
1200
01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,920
你嫁给我吧,马小姐!
1201
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,120
什么事?有好东西吗?请让一让
1202
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,400
让我也拿多少吧,一斤半斤也好
1203
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:08,880
怎么是你呀
1204
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,120
舒光
1205
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,040
你做什么?鸿运当头,大出血呀?
1206
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,400
舅父跟素素,还有马利莲
1207
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,200
绑架?什么时候的事?
1208
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,280
刚才而已
1209
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:23,000
刚才?糟糕了,
1210
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:28,200
天呀,怎么你这样对我呀?
1211
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,600
我怎么知道
1212
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:33,960
汤水,汤水,汤水
1213
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:37,360
素素,糟啦,他们抓了舅父跟马利莲
1214
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:38,240
是呀
1215
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,880
他们捉了那个是叶绿素,
1216
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,400
什么!最重要镇静,镇静...
1217
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,080
你怎样了?
1218
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,920
好痛呀,怎么你能回来呢?
1219
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,200
我也不知道
1220
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:52,840
走开啦,马小姐,
1221
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,680
你是我苦海明灯,你是我沙漠甘泉
1222
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,680
你嫁给我吧
1223
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:01,240
臭小子,快点帮忙说些话,
1224
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,240
泡嫂子
1225
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,360
现在唯一的办法就是快点报警
1226
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,760
千万别报警,报警只有撕票
1227
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,720
这些事很小儿科,我很有经验的
1228
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,960
你交给我,我一定可以搞定的
1229
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,680
进去...
1230
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,560
开门呀...放我们出去呀,喂
1231
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,360
救命呀,开门呀
1232
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,960
其实我根本不是马利莲
1233
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:29,840
你不是有钱女吗?
1234
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,680
小笼饱才是真正的马利莲,
1235
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,160
这次我死定了!
1236
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,680
小笼饱阿妈一定不会赎我的
1237
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,920
到时,他们一定会撕票了
1238
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,080
你老板那么喜欢我,
1239
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,800
老实说,我老板也没钱的
1240
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,800
难道你们俩也换了身份,
1241
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:55,680
我们三个也是穷光蛋
1242
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:57,960
原来如此
1243
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,040
怎么你不生气?
1244
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,600
生什么气,这个世界
1245
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,440
当然是你骗我,
1246
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,640
那我也安乐一点
1247
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,560
舒光,你这副样子,混球,去你的
1248
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,560
让我见到你一定干掉你
1249
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,160
你别生气,舒光本来
1250
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,560
坏在我给他介绍了初恋情人
1251
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,560
使他放弃一切
1252
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,960
更要申请来香港跟她结婚
1253
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,040
怎料结婚那晚
1254
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,840
他的初恋情人跟她自己的初恋情人
1255
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,120
抢光舒光的钱溜了
1256
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,800
让他整个人生观全都改变了
1257
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,600
才变得那么无良
1258
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,800
不过,如果你嫁给他的话
1259
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,440
他一定会对你很好的
1260
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:45,280
我要嫁有钱人,我不嫁好人
1261
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,000
他是真心爱你的
1262
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,600
那你呢?你又如何?
1263
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,640
我不泡大嫂的
1264
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,560
既然他不是有钱人,
1265
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:03,160
现在我泡你了,你怎么想?
1266
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,400
你泡我?
1267
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,080
刮不刮?
1268
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:19,680
不好意思,别望着我,害羞嘛
1269
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,160
喂...
1270
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,120
马老太,你女儿马利莲被人绑架呀
1271
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,400
说要一千万赎金,否则撕票
1272
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:43,600
怎么样?你明天回来?
1273
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:45,480
搅定
1274
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:46,920
那么快就搅定了?
1275
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:47,920
Of Course
1276
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,440
巩俐秘书,立刻替我Call Security
1277
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,440
巩秘书,巩秘书,你死去哪了?
1278
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:57,920
I am here
1279
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,320
你何时进来的?
1280
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,040
我进来许久了
1281
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:06,640
Get out!滚出去,Get out, out
1282
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,760
Simon,我先出去了
1283
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,200
我已经跟你一刀两断,没轇轕了
1284
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,680
你还来干么?
1285
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,400
我这次不请自来,
1286
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,480
味道?什么味道?
1287
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,560
钱呀
1288
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,760
什么?钱?钱你妈的
1289
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:28,160
黄先生,我们出来
1290
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,680
那宗绑票案
1291
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,760
不关我事,你不要乱说
1292
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,200
喂,你别装了
1293
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,200
你这一世人,做错了两件事
1294
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,080
两件什么事呀?
1295
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:42,600
第一,就是你最信任最亲密的人
1296
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,000
已经出卖了你,你知不知道?
1297
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,040
我最信任的人,
1298
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,920
没理由我自己出卖自己的
1299
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,600
我最亲密的人,究竟是谁?
1300
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,880
谁是我最亲密的朋友呢?
1301
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,800
原来你两家伙出卖我,究竟是那个?
1302
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,960
是你吗?还是你?你说...
1303
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:10,280
Simon encore鸳鸯
1304
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:12,840
汽水呀,later you!
1305
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:15,880
老板,你喝什么?
1306
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:16,960
喝尿
1307
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,000
好呀
1308
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,520
他们两个出卖我
1309
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:23,840
第二件,更糟糕,
1310
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:30,000
谎谬,绑错票?
1311
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,760
鸳鸯汽水呀
1312
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:38,080
Big brother,你大人
1313
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,280
以前的事有什么我不对,我抵死
1314
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:44,240
你原谅我吧...big brother
1315
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,640
其实绑错票也未必没钱收的
1316
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,760
大哥有什么高见,关照小弟呀
1317
01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:51,840
见你那么有诚意,
1318
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,720
给你个机会跟我合作,
1319
01:15:55,480 --> 01:15:56,760
一千万够了
1320
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,520
一千万?我只想要他一千万而已
1321
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:01,800
那我不就是白做吗?
1322
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,560
那即是二千万啦,Half Half
1323
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,160
再见... 好啦,拜拜
1324
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:12,000
明天请早
1325
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:15,840
做什么?
1326
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,480
为了你,我背叛了我老板
1327
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,320
你千万别辜负我对你的期望呀
1328
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,840
你放心吧,我一定会娶你的,
1329
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,400
明明说一千万的,
1330
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,480
人心也是一样,说变就变嘛
1331
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:38,960
妈妈
1332
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,120
女儿
1333
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,760
怎么你才是她女儿,Oh! Shit!
1334
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,120
你真是开玩笑呀,
1335
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,400
吓得我,现在亚莲
1336
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:54,360
别说那么多,总之我不会给二千万
1337
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:59,120
妈妈,如果你不肯给钱,
1338
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,160
是呀
1339
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,040
Madam Ma,你不要不给,你不知吗?
1340
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,920
他的舅父,即是被人绑票那个
1341
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,080
跟你女儿有不寻常,不简单关系
1342
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,280
你说什么?
1343
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,080
你说什么呀?
1344
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:12,960
我真的不知怎么说
1345
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:14,560
你问你女儿...
1346
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:15,480
问你女儿啦
1347
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,720
是不是?
1348
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:23,120
是呀,妈妈,我已经有了他的骨肉
1349
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,000
是不是那晚?
1350
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,360
是呀,如果你不肯交钱把他赎回
1351
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,000
我就要做寡妇,
1352
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,640
既然是未来女婿,无办法了
1353
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,560
我就当输了麻将
1354
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:37,440
是啊,对的
1355
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,800
我明天去银行,拿给他吧
1356
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:45,280
Madam Ma,
1357
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,720
我不如带你周围参观一下,好不好?
1358
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,760
是啊,参观一下吧
1359
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,840
汤水呀,其实...
1360
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,800
我们以后保持距离好点,
1361
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:13,320
来,食饭饭了,给,
1362
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:15,000
来,再来一口
1363
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,760
饱了,不吃了
1364
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,760
吃饱就要做点事了
1365
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:23,720
我帮手收拾桌子吧
1366
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,320
饱暖思淫欲呀
1367
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:27,080
行呀
1368
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,240
不行,想办法救我...
1369
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:34,040
进来 你想怎样?
1370
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:40,440
不要呀...我是处男,不要
1371
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:45,960
真的不要,我求求你...
1372
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,640
你不用怕,我不会强暴你的
1373
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:07,680
我也不喜欢大胸脯的女人
1374
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,920
戴卓尔,你没事吧
1375
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:19,600
没有了...
1376
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,480
别哭啦,现在没事了
1377
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,880
她拿走了我的初吻
1378
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,760
还说晚一点要拿走我的初夜
1379
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:42,920
乖啦,别哭了...乖啦
1380
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,760
汤水,快点上车,快点
1381
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:49,480
上车干么?
1382
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,880
我妈妈现在去赎他们两个,
1383
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,560
大舅母,你救你老公,
1384
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,160
我一世人讲大话最差就是那次了
1385
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:01,120
但也有人相信的,
1386
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,280
喂,你去哪里? 回美国
1387
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,880
走开,开车
1388
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,600
走就走吧,躲起来把孩子生下来吧
1389
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,120
英文很厉害吗?去美国
1390
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,680
b-i-t-c-h, Bitch!
1391
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:14,360
为什么我会这样对她呢?
1392
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,880
Madam Ma,你让我去吧
1393
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,800
绑匪很猖獗的
1394
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,000
他们见你那么标致,
1395
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,960
你还要取贞节牌坊嘛
1396
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,040
你在家等我消息,让我去吧
1397
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:27,600
让我去,Madam Ma
1398
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,280
应该让我去才对,让我去
1399
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,400
放手
1400
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:31,880
我自己去
1401
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,120
什么?你自己去?
1402
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:38,600
是啊,我要看那个混蛋...
1403
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,560
为什么那么厉害可以上我的女儿
1404
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,280
给钱
1405
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,280
人也未见,怎么这么快给他钱
1406
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,640
对了,人也未见,傻的,人呢?
1407
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:13,320
给吧,快点给
1408
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:18,280
给!二千万,另外我多给二千万
1409
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:20,920
为什么多给二千万?
1410
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:22,960
我想你们是打工的
1411
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,200
只要你们供出谁是主谋,
1412
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:30,280
我既往不究,你喜欢去
1413
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,040
我们的友谊也不值四千万吧
1414
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,800
好,我们的主谋就是...
1415
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:40,840
我呀,一早就知道是你啦
1416
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:44,720
你又亏空公司的钱,
1417
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:45,560
聪明女
1418
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,040
还学人绑票,无人性 有智慧
1419
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,400
你正混球
1420
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,600
那又如何?拿我没办法吧
1421
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:53,360
舒光,替我抓着他
1422
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,640
好呀,Madam Ma,
1423
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,400
当然了,那用说
1424
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,360
对了,不过有一件事,你就不知了
1425
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,120
什么?
1426
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:02,120
我也有份儿
1427
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,040
什么,你也有份儿?
1428
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:05,240
那用说
1429
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:06,920
钱好重,我来帮手吧
1430
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,120
是呀
1431
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:18,480
你怎样?这样的朋友你也能忍耐
1432
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:22,400
这样吧,你搞定他,
1433
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:23,400
真的吗?
1434
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,880
我就既往不究
1435
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:25,960
正呀,正呀
1436
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:28,240
而且,我更以身相?
1437
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:31,920
你插翼难飞呀
1438
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,680
无谓被老干婆挑拨离间,
1439
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:39,400
我们出来行走江湖讲义气的,
1440
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:42,360
别走
1441
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,280
什么?
1442
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,080
把二千万也拿过来
1443
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,120
什么?你比我更无良?
1444
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,800
当然,钱和女人没人会嫌多的
1445
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,440
黄师父,厉害
1446
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:06,680
舒师父,你也不弱
1447
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:22,360
今日只可以有一个人离开
1448
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,280
没错,那个人就是我
1449
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:26,320
去
1450
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:31,920
只会这些皮毛,我先让你三招
1451
01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:33,040
你说的
1452
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:34,320
来吧
1453
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,280
又说让我三招,你耍我
1454
01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:45,760
说说而已,没有人像你这么笨的
1455
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,360
好,让你看看一些正点的
1456
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:50,120
来吧
1457
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:14,720
你拿我没办法了!
1458
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:24,840
无影脚?
1459
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:28,720
没错,这一只就是无影脚了
1460
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,200
什么?好,我又来一套六点半棍你受
1461
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,400
黄师父,你要接棍啦
1462
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,960
舒师父,小心头呀
1463
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:53,640
我接
1464
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:56,400
你未卜先知的?
1465
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,640
你叫我小心头嘛,所以就接到了
1466
01:24:59,040 --> 01:24:59,640
我劈
1467
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:00,720
我插
1468
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,360
我劈呀
1469
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:02,640
我再插!
1470
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:03,960
我再劈,劈
1471
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:06,800
看这条你如何劈
1472
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,880
想不到失存已久的
1473
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,720
果然是英雄出老年呀
1474
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:23,480
还不快去增援?
1475
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:26,280
我不信你真的懂铁布衫
1476
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:46,520
果然是铁布衫,不过,一定有死穴的
1477
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:55,160
十二成功力,加多一成
1478
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:57,800
我只老年痔疮呀
1479
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,800
原来你就是我的未来女婿呀
1480
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:07,720
放我呀
1481
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:09,960
要我放你是吧,绳头在哪呀
1482
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:17,280
看你怎溜,这次一定吊毙你吧
1483
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,480
舒光,哼,原来你是坏人来的
1484
01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:22,960
想怎样?
1485
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:26,840
你不用怕的
1486
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:27,960
不要放手
1487
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:29,760
喂,你撑着呀...
1488
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:30,520
原来你是好人来的
1489
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:37,200
你...
1490
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:39,040
打我男友?!
1491
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,240
原来你才是主谋人
1492
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,120
黄师父,请
1493
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,160
虽然我不知你是哪门路人
1494
01:26:47,240 --> 01:26:48,920
但是你的死穴太容易找了
1495
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:51,640
来吧
1496
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:53,560
那我就不客气了,看抓
1497
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:58,560
绉纹瓜 伯母,蹲下
1498
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,320
打死你...
1499
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,760
戴卓尔呀,你怎样?
1500
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:22,040
好痛呀,他打到我只眼呀
1501
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,240
糟了,肿了呀
1502
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:27,920
停手呀 死啦...
1503
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,280
对了,是他们两个,拉他们吧
1504
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,480
你也好事多为了,学人绑票
1505
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,120
他也有份的
1506
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,440
亚Sir,不关我事的
1507
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:39,880
对了,拉他们两个回去啦
1508
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:42,880
Madam Ma,你救救我吧!
1509
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:45,640
我没功也有劳,你说过既往不究的
1510
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,320
而且你说爱我的
1511
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,440
Madam Ma,你救救我...!
1512
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,280
我不拘捕你了,只拘捕他
1513
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,160
为什么只拘捕我?他也有份儿的
1514
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:56,760
不要捉我,他也有份儿
1515
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,600
真的是王八蛋,该死的
1516
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:00,480
他真该死呀
1517
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:02,640
上车
1518
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:03,480
放开我呀
1519
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:06,120
上车呀...
1520
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,840
Madam Ma,你还有些事情忘记了
1521
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:14,200
我记得,以身相许吧
1522
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:18,880
不是,是那两袋钱呀
1523
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,200
我做人很讲信用的!
1524
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:23,600
给你了
1525
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,800
多谢!这箱也都给你了
1526
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:29,440
多谢...Madam Ma!多谢
1527
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:36,200
无良秘笈,你比我更无良呢
1528
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:40,400
这本就是小妹五十年前的杰作
1529
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,240
我准备出修订本了
1530
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:46,440
我发达也都靠它的 你...
1531
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,560
舒光,你这混球敢骗我
1532
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,280
他踢爆了我左边的痔疮呀
1533
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:26,040
小姐,去哪儿?
1534
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:27,960
去美国堕胎呀,先生
1535
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:30,640
不用堕胎吧,有的话也是我的
1536
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,960
我跟你不是很熟
1537
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:34,680
还是保持距离好一点,先生
1538
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,000
喂,你什么态度呀
1539
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,840
这只戒指,我数三声,
1540
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,360
一,二,三
1541
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,840
大小姐,是我不对,你原谅我吧
1542
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:48,760
我知我讲错话,你别走吧,
1543
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,800
你应承嫁给我了吗?
1544
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:53,520
好啦,既然你求我,那就可以商量
1545
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:55,560
发达了!
1546
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,520
预备...
1547
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:07,800
最厉害还是你了
1548
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:10,720
那就好了,拍张照吧
1549
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:15,480
舒光呀,真的马小姐说让你做经理
1550
01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:18,560
朝九晚五的工作,不适合我做的
1551
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,320
简直浪费了我
1552
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,640
但是我们三个又可以合作,
1553
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:23,440
是呀
1554
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,360
你两个,别整天跟着我
1555
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,760
浪费我的无良武功,你看
1556
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:31,320
你们两个的样子,老衬的样子
1557
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,200
你们从此就被困了
1558
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:36,360
我现在发觉,我们越来越有代沟了
1559
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:37,600
别讲那么多废话
1560
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,360
就这样了,我要走了,再见
1561
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:41,800
喂,你去哪儿?
1562
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:43,360
我去做关人隐士呀
1563
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:45,000
关人隐士?
1564
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:53,920
先生,去哪儿?难道你忘记,
1565
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:54,880
记得
1566
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:58,320
舒光,等等我呀,我正过来了
1567
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:02,320
冬暖夏凉,驱风散热,
1568
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:03,440
上来啦
1569
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:09,880
等等呀...舒光等等呀
1570
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,200
看什么看
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