All language subtitles for Con la zia non è peccato (1980)

Gloria! Gloria! We're here!

I'm so glad to see you!
You haven't changed a bit.

You say that.

Is that Rosario?

What are you waiting
for? Say hello to your aunt.

Good morning, ma'am.

Come here. You know we're aunt and nephew.

Or have you forgotten?

Come on, let's go. Take your aunt's bags.

Right away.

How beautiful!

I haven't seen such a
wonderful sun for years.

Dear Professor, I don't
mean to interfere, but...

I have a Monaca inside and outside.

And that's an old, dirty man.

But look at him.

Well, now I have New
Jersey and all around me.

There's no psychopath
that doesn't depend on me.

And the Monaca?

Aria.

She's gone to make flowers in Africa.

Flowers?

Oh, my God, it's late.

Come on, let's put it in place.

Leave it.

I'll do it tomorrow morning.

So, you sleep in my room
and I'll get ready with Saro.

Are you crazy?

There's no change here.

Or I'm going to the hotel.

Are we or are we not sisters-in-law?

If it doesn't bother you, as you wish.

This is for you.

Thank you, aunt.

It's beautiful.

It's exactly what I was looking for.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, aunt.

Good night, Saro.

Mom, tomorrow you'll talk to the teacher.

She's in class, you
know, I don't want her to...

Don't worry.

Good night.

Why did you want to bother you so much?

You'll understand, and then
stop with these compliments.

There's a little thought
for you too, a little thing.

You won the lottery.

You, see if you like it.

What is it?

A costume.

It's very nice.

Thank you very much.

But you know, here in our country,

they don't accept the idea
of the teacher in two pieces.

And then,

I don't think I'll be fine.

My God, at this point?

But what about the woman's release?

Here, you always die
by attempt of abortion.

A young and beautiful woman like you,

who can't wear a bikini,

which is already two
pieces of the grandmother.

You speak well.

Unfortunately, in our country,

it's not like in the city.

The widows here,

they always have their
eyes on them, more than all.

THE END

You knew my father?

He was a lovely man.

I couldn't marry him, so I
had to marry my brother.

THE END

The coastline rises and borders the
shore of Cannes down there to the sea.

It will be roughly 30 hectares.

Not bad!

Hold on tight.

Come on, let's go.

Tomorrow is the day of the wedding.

Dad got a hundred years' concession.

It's a family vice.

Let's hope it's a good one.

Be careful.

Are there snakes?

Not here. They're all in town.

You take a bath, you make a charitable car.

But aunt, you do not have the
costume, they could see you.

So what? Look how it is done.

Come on, don't just stand there.

Come on, Saro!

That's right, uncle.

Are you hungry?

No, thanks. Mom...

Mom doesn't want to. She says
it's stopping the development.

Listen, aunt, why didn't
you ever come to see us?

Why didn't you want to sell?

The seller goes down for
the four coins they offered us.

But sometimes they
make it convenient for us.

Look, Saro, such a beautiful place...

can't have a price.

Think of the thousand natural
combinations that have been formed.

Anyway, it's decided.
We sell it. Are you happy?

Who's buying it?

I don't know, but they
say there's a debt behind it.

Let's work!

I'll drop by the pharmacy later.

Dear lady...

I'll give you a shot of corn.

Doctor...

Ma'am...

Engineer...

Good walk.

Thank you.

You're having fun?

This is good.

Now, I'll tell you.

Last night, my husband was out.

So?

What's wrong with you?

He was just shouting.

But I was like a wild animal.

So...

She didn't confess to me crying...

That she's never...

Never!

Yeah, yeah.

Besides, none of them look like Pace.

So...

The physical pleasure is carnal.

That's what he never felt, my friend.

I'll explain.

Hey!

What's up?

Come on, hurry up!

Let's go!

I'm coming!

Good morning, Mrs. Antonia.

Mr. Calogero, this is Gloria Lamborghini.

This is engineer Antonio De Vita.

Palma Chiara Orsi.

Hi, Saruz.

Hi, Saro.

Good morning.

Can we have the honor of
accompanying you for a walk?

Thank you, of course.

We were going to Mass.

So, Saruzzo, how's school?

How's it going?

Fine, fine.

Have you ever been to Etna?

No, why?

It's like us Sicilians.

Out in the snow, inside
the incandescent magma.

True.

Will it be a lot?

It depends.

On?

On you.

On me?

Yes, because dear Geometra,

those four money you offered
for the property in Lamborghini...

Go ahead.

My sister-in-law Antonia,
I'm also a heiress.

But it's agricultural land,
harvested for a hundred years.

It's just a drop of water.

You know how things are going today.

Nobody wants to stay in the countryside.

Then I take it for my poor mother.

The only administrator of the company,

who will then present a lotting project,

look at her.

Damn it!

Sorry?

Nothing, just asking.

Sorry, I meant stupidity.

Hey, I'm not a pharmacist.

Do you like it?

I do.

But you know, the
carabinieri, the priest here,

they are very difficult people.

I'm not talking about those of the country.

Indian rite, eh?

Buried alive with her husband.

Don't you shave?

He liked it that way.

Come here, come on.

Where are the scissors?

Actually, it's there.

Stretch out a moment, we're working.

I'm sorry.

By the way...

No...

Never again.

Did you see her?

Not bad, this Calogero. What's his sign?

Did he ask you about me?

No, there were too many people.

But he understood very well why I came.

He's a strong and friendly man, eh?

No.

It's just that he can't stand
the idea of another cantamere.

Maybe when he's older.

You'll be older.

But maybe...

Maybe it's a horn.

You never thought of getting married again?

What?

You mean, go back to
living with one of those ugly

hairy monkeys with that
slippery thing between the legs?

If you tell him, as a child, he
runs straight to the psychiatrist.

I say you've really gone mad.

Pass.

A flower.

A heart.

Against.

Four without.

Pass.

Five squares.

Against.

Five spades.

Against.

How's your son? Still ill?

He's a bit exhausted. I left him at home.

These kids are always tired.

Remember the old days?
Always at home with mum.

He's never tired.

We'd like a strong hand.

Mazz and Panelle make good kids.

Panelle without Mazz. They make crazy kids.

Leave Mazz and Panelle alone. He's only 14.

Excuse me, do you have children?

No, I'm just being careful.

Oh my God! Alfredo!

Something terrible has happened!

Good evening, ladies.

No, nothing terrible.

I finished earlier and came to say hello.

Am I disturbing you?

No, it's a pleasure.

Thank you, you're very kind.

You scared me.

Don't worry.

Come sit down.

What affectionate husbands!

Well, you do what you can honestly.

No, I had to ask you a health opinion.

Oh, did you burst your collar?

No, in winter I never saw his car out
here, so I thought it was a disgrace.

You too.

What a nice combination!

I wish we could have a date.

Good morning.

The city council is meeting here now.

Good morning, gentlemen.

When did you come?

When they looked for you.

Deaf, before they looked for you.

Oh, beautiful lady.

Gentlemen, good morning.

Hello.

Hello, friend.

Dear.

Ah, Calogero, pharmacist Calogero.

The liqueur tablets have arrived.

Alfredo, I'm so happy to see you.

Alfredo, I've told you a thousand
times that mine is not a drugstore.

Ah, gentlemen, let us
at least finish the game.

Why don't you set up a table too?

I think it's a good idea.

Shall we have a brisket?

With a truss to win back.

Calogero, are you going to have a brisket?

I'm sorry, Toto, but I only play bridge.

Bridge, bridge, bridge.

Just a trip to Reggio Calabria
and they sell you right away.

But, but, but if you don't even
have a mouth, you know how to play.

If they don't talk about bridge,
they already sell you to the masters.

So, are you all in agreement for a brisket?

Eh, since that thing makes
the gentleman so happy.

Ah, well, let it be,
what do you want to do?

Let's do it, Professor.

Where the hell did they put it?

Who is it?

It's me, aunt.

Good morning.

Hi.

Today is the turn of Singhiozzo.

But do you know where my suitcase is?

Sure, on his stage. I'll
get it for you right away.

Okay.

It's up there.

No, thanks. I'll go.

You hold the ladder.

Careful, it's half-stuck.

Here it is. If you didn't come
back, I didn't know what to do.

Let me through.

Sorry.

In New York we always
go to Vermicello d'Oro.

A piece of shit.

Antonia!

Miss Lamborghini!

Saro!

Good evening, sir.

Good evening, good evening.

Hi, Antonia.

Tonight is the opening of the Jonah Club.

Everything is arranged.

We're going to get in
the mouth of the whale.

That's not the mouth, you idiot.

What a pain.

We were really having dinner.

How much time do you give us?

Half an hour to make you
beautiful, is that enough?

Is half an hour enough for you?

What a pizza that one!

Sara, clean clothes, we'll bring you too.

Okay, thanks. See you soon.

Good evening, sir.

Let's shake hands.

Good evening.

Can I have the honor
of this dance with you?

No, thank you.

It's too dangerous to dance with her.

I've heard certain things.

I wish you didn't want me to.

I can still have the honor.

I'm sorry.

But this dance is reserved for my grandson.

She's right.

Poor Stella, all alone.

But aunt, I'm the one
who's going to be there.

Let's go.

Right.

So we can't go on.

I love you.

But everything, I say
everything has a limit, no?

Please, let's not ruin the evening.

No, not the tour of Cugini.

Yes, instead.

America, North and
South, Canada, France,

Germany, Guatemala,
Johannesburg, Australia.

I'll be back in 20 years, like Ulysses.

You won't see me again, you understand?

Absolutely not.

Antonio, what's wrong?

I'm sorry. I can't sleep.

I feel dizzy.

Where are you going?

I have a dry throat. I'm
going to get a glass of water.

You gave us a hard time.

Lie down. I'll carry you.

In the darkness of the night

I thought of you

And when dawn came

I didn't know you

They ring the doorbell

And that's all

I didn't believe it anymore

My arm is asking me

If we're in love or not

I take you by the hand

I dry my hair

And I dry your tears

I'm so happy!

Bye!

If someone forgets to buy what
I think, I swear I'll tear him apart.

Yes? What is it?

It's me, doctor. Antonia's sister-in-law.

Antonia's sister-in-law? My God!

She's poisoned! She's killed herself!

Not at the moment, but she
might if you don't listen to me.

She should be at the
clinic tomorrow morning.

Yes, yes.

I'll do as you say. Yes, yes.

I'll be right there.

Your cappuccino is ready, Professor.

Thank you, Aldo.

Where are you going, my dear?

To Palermo, to the Institute's office.

The cappuccino is very good here.

Thank you, ma'am.

Actually, I'll take advantage of it.

I'll buy two dresses, too.

Two pairs of shoes and two shirts.

Yes, but... go with him.

First, or later?

The bus, Professor.

Thank you, Aldo.

Thank you.

Goodbye, beautiful Antonio.

No, my love, no!

Laminche is dead.

Now all that's left is
to complete the work.

But perhaps the heat, the emotion...

You'll see, my love, it'll pass.

For us there will always be a tomorrow.

It's over.

It's over, before it even began.

No, my love.

You'll make medicine from America come.

You'll take the whole village,
you can take it too, no?

Garro, you've become...

You're a bad man, it's true.

No, my love.

I...

I'll save you.

Hi, aunt.

Am I late?

No, just in time. Sit down, we'll eat.

Right away, aunt. Do you like them?

They're beautiful. Let's put them
here, the chicken is getting cold.

Listen, tonight there's a
first at Eden. Shall we go?

Yes, all right.

But without the council of
the revolution around, eh?

Thank you.

The professor is waiting for you.

Enough, enough, this
is giving me a headache.

What's wrong with you? Once in a while.

How strong this muscat
is. The farmers associated

with the pantelleria
do it really good.

Here we need a coffee.

Do you take it?

Today yes.

So?

I'm still Don Giovanni.

A psychological block, Abby.

Because I wanted you for years as my wife.

Only marriage will save me.

Candy, white clothes...

You see what you can do.

Ready for coffee?

How did it go today?

As it should go, as usual.

When I'm ready, nothing.

When I don't know the lesson,

I get caught right away.

It's my problem. You know what it is?

I can't pretend.

It's your best side.

Hello? Yes, it's me.

Yes, tell me.

Okay, I understand.

With the property documents,
but at the price I said.

Okay, I understand. From
the notary to the stipulation.

Yes.

Yes, don't worry.

I'll refer to my sister-in-law
Antonia as soon as she returns.

Yes, I understand.

Everything's fine.

I'm fine.

You can imagine.

I was so sorry for him. Poor Passeronto.

Do you know what he did?

No, but I can imagine.

He developed a complex of guilt
that will have bought you all of Palermo.

Wait.

I'll show you.

It's half ruined.

Look, do you like it?

It's a gift.

Come, I'll show you something.

Look, I'm curious.

Do you like it?

It was an interesting day. Are you happy?

We made some plans.

Where's Saro?

He couldn't come. He called.

It's from Massimo.

Really?

He says he had a lot of work to do.

You finish telling me.

Come on, let's go out to the bar.

My dear, finally a punctual woman.

I thought she wouldn't come anymore.

Dear Totò, let's have some tea.

Good, Gloria.

Damn!

You got it!

And then they say that
the countryside is not good.

It's all old stuff, from home.

Saraceni, Carabaldini, Germans, Americans.

We did nothing but bring it
up and down from the cellar.

Please.

Cider, mint, whiskey?

Mint, thank you.

Maybe, but behind every
fortune there's a crime.

What's yours?

I'm the last man in line of
the De Vita Palmachiara Urzi.

Is that all?

No.

You have to go to the
construction site at 10 years old,

come up from the attic,

otherwise the first manual will screw you.

And study when the others are sleeping.

So, one gets used to
being awake day and night.

Then, as soon as one becomes a geometer,

maybe a municipal, maybe a provincial,

maybe a manager of the technical office,

the game is over.

Diopo,

but you're not one of
those intelligent consuls?

If used to take away what is
necessary from others, yes.

It's strange that a woman says that.

Here, we spend our lives guaranteeing
the superfluous to wives and lovers.

Instead, we always receive only one thing.

You can have it from us,

but on a level of equality.

Do you take the pill?

No.

It takes away the pleasure of the
risk and takes responsibility for the act.

It makes the man aware of
the stupidities that he combines

when the partner abandons him.

An interesting theory.

Shall we talk about something
that concerns us a little more closely?

Mama!

Dear Mrs. Gloria, I've
heard so much about you.

But reality is beyond imagination.

Good evening.

The only administrator of the
company that would buy your land.

She's Mrs. Lamborghini.

In her turn, she's the
heir to the property.

I'm sure you'll find a deal.

Bye, Mom.

Ma'am.

Of course, not before having had some tea.

With pleasure, Baroness.

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But I suffer when you treat me bad

Now I know I was a fool to care

I should have seen the
way you talk to your life

But my love is all white

Blue as my eyes

And you're a different kind of bad

Gonna be a lie

Just in surrender

Turn off the chat.

The sale is accepted with all
the attachments and connections,

uses and services, active and passive,

in the state of law in which the
property is held by Lamborghini.

Article 3. The price of common
agreement agreed between the parties

for the sale is 1,200,000,000 lire.

Therefore, the sellers release a large
amount of money and peace of mind.

Ciccio, go to sea.

Listen, you have to explain to me how
you got the triple of what they offered me.

You know what the
grandmother McAllister said?

Every woman sits on her own
fortune and does not know it.

You're right.

I have to leave tomorrow.

Why?

I spoke to the boss. If I don't come
back soon, I'll end up in Monaco.

But I'll be back soon.

This summer?

I'll make you leave the room for Saro.

For your marriage, right?

You make it easy.

Shall we start again?

You forgot about Saro.

You're so mused.

I hope no one saw you.

Is it so easy to hurt him?

Don't believe him. He's
more mature than he looks.

Listen, I'll talk to
Saro. You stay out of it.

Today in class someone did the spiritual.

Oh yeah?

Yes, they all started talking about what
they would have done when they were older.

And you?

And I, since I did not
speak, they asked me

if it is true that I
will be a pharmacist.

Especially after a certain trip to Palermo.

But what do you think?
That people are stupid?

But why? I do not understand.

When the notary said 200
million, they understood

that aunt had gone to
bed with the geometer.

You are two whores! Here's
what you are! Two whores!

In Palermo with that
other son of a bitch! Without

the least respect for
the memory of my father!

And that poor uncle of mine. But I'm not
dead yet! Put the pharmacist in the frame!

Saro!

Aunt Antonia, what happened? I saw Saro...

I knew it! I should not have
gone to Palermo! I knew it!

Now I'll talk to you.

Wait!

Bring him a golf.

Oh, how stupid!

Saro, Saro, look at me.

Wait. Come here.

Are you in love with me? Yes or no?

Yes.

With whom?

No one.

Then a desperate love?

Give me a kiss.

So you want from me
what you deny to others.

What, aunt?

Love, Saro. Your mother is alone.

But she's still a beautiful, desired woman.

One day you'll fall in love, Saro.

And maybe in ten years you'll put her aside

to take care only of your
wife and your children.

And your mother will be
too old to start a new life.

No, aunt.

I don't want anyone in my father's place.

You're just a selfish and overbearing boy.

Just like him.

I'm sorry, aunt. I'm a coward.

No, you're not. Cowards never apologize.

I know you understand.

Yes, I understand.

Saro, pack my aunt's bags.

The departures are always a bit sad.

Time for three months and a shift.

What do you say? Will you do it?

No.

Give it to Italy. They'll
think of everything.

Thank you.

No Luciconi, or I'll be moved too.

Bye.

We'd better go now.

Or the President will hunt us both down.

Yes, Mother.

Good morning, dear doctor.

Good morning, Mrs. Antonia.

Good morning.

Hi, Saro.

Good morning, Mrs. Antonia.

I'll come by on Sunday with the food.

Oh, let's be clear.

I'll be a pharmacist just to
win the youth unemployment.

Then I want a Honda, a boat and a stereo.

But we'll also have little brothers.

Come on, you snob.

The feminist.

The hardworking.

The woman with a
strong, volitive character.

The one who saves widows and
grandchildren from rapacious geometries.

That every time she looked at you,

your voice died in your throat.

As the Italians say,

what a bitch you are.

Have you ever been to Etna?

No, why?

It's like us Sicilians.

Out in the snow, in the incandescent magma.

But...

You didn't even come to say
goodbye to the incandescent magma.

And why should you?

It was a totally clear,
linear relationship.

I give you something, and
you give me something.

You can have it from us,
but on a level playing field.

But if he did it to get
the land, he paid dearly.

Wait, wait for me to get on the plane.

When no one sees me, I want
to make one of those tears.

Hey!

What the fuck are you doing?

Someone's got a fire, and
you want to make a fire?

Don't worry, my friend.
It's a matter of love.

Where's Davide?

Here.

It's a family tradition.

I've been with many others.

Maybe I'm not the right woman for a
certain widespread Southern mentality.

Still, I'm a bit of a fool.

You've had many, haven't you?

Yes, and I'll have many.

But would you love me as I am?

I think I've already
shown you that, haven't I?

Do you know what my mother told me
this morning when she gave me this ring?

Let's hear it.

She told me,

my son,

if a woman, after having had a
thousand experiences, chooses you,

do you know what that means?

No.

That you're better than the first thousand.

Think about it, Alevandino.