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Good morning.
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Oww, oww...
Good morning.
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My stomach hurts.
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Hey, are you okay?
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A French chef spent a
lot of money on cat food...
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...using all kinds of fancy ingredients...
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But when they let the cat out...
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...it went straight for the
"Churu" cat treats next to his.
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The look on the chef's face was like...
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It's like his pride went out the window.
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Oh, and when the cats were eating the "Churu"...
It was so funny.
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Is that so.
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Look, here comes the next cat.
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I feel sorry for him...
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See?
I feel sorry for him...
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What... what a face, right?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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The cats are so funny.
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Really. That's great.
The cats are so funny.
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Hey.
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Do you want to join me?
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Nah.
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I'll melt if I bathe in
the morning sun, right?
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Is that so.
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I think you'll get a stomachache from
eating katsudon in the morning.
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Nah, maybe I have a young stomach.
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You're already 40, you have to be careful.
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Well, I don't have stress.
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Is that so. Good for you.
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But it IS a nice morning.
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I'll go now.
But it IS a nice morning.
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Take care.
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Then...
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I guess I'd better get going too.
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Okay, have a nice day.
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I'm off.
Okay, have a nice day.
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Hang on...
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That's strange, isn't it?
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The Strongest Cat Snack Decisive Battle!
Champion CIAO Churu VS Top Chef
Animal
KINGDOM
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It's W (Double) Soup!
The Strongest Cat Snack Decisive Battle!
Champion CIAO Churu VS Top Chef
Animal
KINGDOM
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Right?
The Strongest Cat Snack Decisive Battle!
Champion CIAO Churu VS Top Chef
Animal
KINGDOM
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It's "W" Soup!
The Strongest Cat Snack Decisive Battle!
Champion CIAO Churu VS Top Chef
Animal
KINGDOM
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The Strongest Cat Snack Decisive Battle!
Champion CIAO Churu VS Top Chef
Animal
KINGDOM
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I'm ba~ck.
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(Tamamushi:) Hey~
I'm ba~ck.
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(Mochimochi:) Welcome back~
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I was eating.
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(Tamamushi:) Q-san, you ready too play?
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Yeah.
(Tamamushi:) Q-san, you ready too play?
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Alright.
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Viewers' Comments:
OchigawaTV: Let's go~~~
Zeni: It cracked!!
NICOLE has entered the room
NakagawaHiroshi: YAAAY
Edo: Nice to meet you, Q-san!
Alright.
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(Mochimochi:) Oka~y.
Viewers' Comments:
OchigawaTV: Let's go~~~
Zeni: It cracked!!
NICOLE has entered the room
NakagawaHiroshi: YAAAY
Edo: Nice to meet you, Q-san!
Alright.
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Our QTaro-sama has returned, so we will begin.
Viewers' Comments:
OchigawaTV: Let's go~~~
Zeni: It cracked!!
NICOLE has entered the room
NakagawaHiroshi: YAAAY
Edo: Nice to meet you, Q-san!
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Viewers' Comments:
KanekoEight: Coo~l!
Spae: Really??
Wooper: I'm rooting for you
ShokudoMan: So cool as always
Sori: Here they are!
Sobakun: The real Q-san, what an honor!
Our QTaro-sama has returned, so we will begin.
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Viewers' Comments:
KanekoEight: Coo~l!
Spae: Really??
Wooper: I'm rooting for you
ShokudoMan: So cool as always
Sori: Here they are!
Sobakun: The real Q-san, what an honor!
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(Besan:) Okay, I'll join you.
Viewers' Comments:
KanekoEight: Coo~l!
Spae: Really??
Wooper: I'm rooting for you
ShokudoMan: So cool as always
Sori: Here they are!
Sobakun: The real Q-san, what an honor!
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(Besan:) Okay, I'll join you.
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Let's do this, guys.
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Let's have a good game, everyone.
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QTaro
Tamamushi
Besan
Mochimochi
Let's have a good game, everyone.
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Mochimochi
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
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Oh man.
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What's wrong?
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I'm sleepy.
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(Besan:) Seriously?
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I ate too much all at once.
(Besan:) Seriously?
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(Besan:) What did you eat?
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Katsudon.
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Katsudon?
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Wow, katsudon...
Katsudon?
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By the way, the timing is great.
Have you played a few games?
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Yeah.
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(Tamamushi:) A bit.
Yeah.
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Tama-chan was amazing, just now.
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(Tamamushi:) I'm feeling really good today.
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These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
(Tamamushi:) I'm feeling really good today.
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Really?
These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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Like seriously.
Really?
These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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(Besan:) You sound sleepy though.
These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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(Tamamushi:) I've been up all night.
It's better to stay awake for a while.
These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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These are notes from his mother: "I'll go out to my Hula class
for a while", "Can't find the nail clippers, do you have it?"
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It's because you haven't been sleeping.
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It's true that there are times (you play well)
when it's because you haven't slept.
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(Tamamushi:) Like your senses are sharper.
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(Besan:) Yeah.
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Eat some oden and warm yourself up
The burger steak's
a bit burnt, sorry.
(Besan:) Yeah.
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Then maybe I'll do that too, tonight.
The burger steak's
a bit burnt, sorry.
Eat some oden and warm yourself up
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Then maybe I'll do that too, tonight.
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(Tamamushi:) Tell us how it goes.
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(Besan:) Nah~ It's hard to stay up all night.
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It's starting.
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Okay guys, here we go.
It's starting.
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(Besan:) Ah, my back hurts.
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Let's see...
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As for me, I think Fasche is after me...
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Mochimochi & Friends
As for me, I think Fasche is after me...
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(Besan:) Yeah.
Mochimochi & Friends
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(Tamamushi:) Oh, yeah, he's after you.
Mochimochi & Friends
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Run away~.
Mochimochi & Friends
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Run away~.
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I'll try.
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(Tamamushi:) Run.
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I'll do my best.
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I can't beat him... Fasche...
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Mochimochi & Friends
I can't beat him... Fasche...
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Mochimochi & Friends
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Why at this timing...
Mochimochi & Friends
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Mochimochi & Friends
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(Besan:) Ah, me too, Neko-chan got me.
Mochimochi & Friends
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Mochimochi & Friends
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I'm going to help her,
so you help Besan.
Mochimochi & Friends
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I'm going to help her,
so you help Besan.
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(Tamamushi:) Sure, I'm on it.
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(Besan:) Please? Thanks.
(Tamamushi:) Sure, I'm on it.
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Mochimochi & Friends
(Besan:) Please? Thanks.
(Tamamushi:) Sure, I'm on it.
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Q-san, please help.
Mochimochi & Friends
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Mochimochi & Friends
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Oka~y.
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Thanks so much!
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Ni~ce.
Thanks so much!
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(Tamamushi:) Turning around too...
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Viewers' Comments:
supada: nice game
nico: I wanna be the Gardener
tekarin: Hunter's the strongest Ripper?
honeki: oh
bo: QTaro!
(Tamamushi:) Turning around too...
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Viewers' Comments:
supada: nice game
nico: I wanna be the Gardener
tekarin: Hunter's the strongest Ripper?
honeki: oh
bo: QTaro!
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Alright, the chase has begun.
Viewers' Comments:
supada: nice game
nico: I wanna be the Gardener
tekarin: Hunter's the strongest Ripper?
honeki: oh
bo: QTaro!
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Viewers' Comments:
Jamlyn: Tough!
Yamato: Cool~~
Nabesan: Can't be attacked at all
susu: I'm in love
Alright, the chase has begun.
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(Tamamushi:) Alright alright...
Viewers' Comments:
Jamlyn: Tough!
Yamato: Cool~~
Nabesan: Can't be attacked at all
susu: I'm in love
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But somehow I think...
(Tamamushi:) Alright alright...
Viewers' Comments:
Jamlyn: Tough!
Yamato: Cool~~
Nabesan: Can't be attacked at all
susu: I'm in love
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Viewers' Comments:
shikakin: Rescue!
Ruuto: Alright!
nya: Really awesome (lol)
Jamlyn: Tough
(Tamamushi:) Alright alright...
But somehow I think...
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Viewers' Comments:
shikakin: Rescue!
Ruuto: Alright!
nya: Really awesome (lol)
Jamlyn: Tough
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I'm being chased, I knew it.
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(Besan:) Alright, alright...
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WABI-SABI SUBS PRESENTS
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WABI-SABI SUBS PRESENTS
0.5 NO OTOKO
(The 0.5 Man)
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WABI-SABI SUBS PRESENTS
0.5 NO OTOKO
(The 0.5 Man)
Episode 1: "Talking to People
Other Than Family"
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WABI-SABI SUBS
SUBTITLES BY
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SUBTITLES BY
WABI-SABI SUBS
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EARTHCOLORS
TRANSLATION / EDITING / TIMING:
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TRANSLATION / EDITING / TIMING:
EARTHCOLORS
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This house will become
a 2 household dwelling.
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Huh...?
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This house will become
a 2 household dwelling.
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Hurry, hurry, hurry!
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We're home~!
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I'm first!
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We're home.
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Saori and the others are here~.
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No they're not!
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Don't be in such a hurry, Ren!
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I'll wash my hands.
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Please.
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Then, if you'll excuse me...
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Excuse me... Ren!
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Ren!
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It's okay, please go ahead.
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Okay, thank you.
It's okay, please go ahead.
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Leave it there.
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Our House As Seen From the Sky
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Run away~!
A demon is coming!
Our House As Seen From the Sky
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Run away~!
A demon is coming!
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Ren, wait!
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Ren, don't run!
Ren, wait!
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Then...
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Here is an elevation of the exterior.
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And then...
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This one's the floor plan of
Tachibana-sama's living area.
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And this is Shioya-sama's
living quarters.
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Okay.
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Noo! Run away~!
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Ren, I said wait!
Noo! Run away~!
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And check these as well.
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Please.
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Hey look, there's our island kitchen.
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It'll have an induction stove with 3 burners type.
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What does this "den" mean?
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This "den" is going to be the study.
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Study? Saasha, I'm gonna have my study!
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What about "WIC"...
Does it mean "walk-in..."
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"Closet"!
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That's right.
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What about this one?
Can I use it as my go (board game) room?
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Of course.
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We will have two kitchens too.
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Of course, since it's a 2 household dwelling.
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Well, you can call it a "2 household dwelling"...
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In this case, I'd like to
make a special exception.
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As we discussed before,
it'll be called a "2.5 household dwelling".
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So it means, the 0.5 is...
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Oh, nooo! A demon's after meee~!
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Hang on.
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We all share one entrance?
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Well, if we we had to take everyone's
wishes into consideration...
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Well, that's a little...
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Right?
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Wait a minute....
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What's this soundproof room?
This is Onii-chan's room, right?
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No way, he even has his own shower room?
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Don't tell me the budget
didn't go up because of this?
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You have to think about
Masaharu a little too, don't you?
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Oh, Mom. How can you be so
lenient about Onii-chan?
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It's normal to care that much for one's son, right?
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Well, I wouldn't know...
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Look, why don't you let him be independent?
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We can't let him just stay like this, can we?
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Even so...
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You mean, we kick him out?
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No, it's not like kicking him out...
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Living here together with Masaharu
is an absolute condition!
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We can do away with my study.
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Oh...
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Kenta, you said you
wanted a study, didn't you?
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Well... But if it all works out
that way...
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I'm afraid your budget wouldn't
still be enough.
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00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,650
Then why don't we
do away with the mochimaki?
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Absolutely not!
217
00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,910
Mochimaki?
218
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300,000!?
219
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What kind of household does a mochimaki these days?
I opposed the idea many times, you know.
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No, mochimaki is non-negotiable.
221
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,710
What is Mochimaki?
222
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Pounded glutinous rice cakes, isn't it?
223
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,900
Ren, you were told not
to go upstairs!
224
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,510
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
225
00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:20,900
Let's go downstairs!
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
226
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,910
No no no, don't be a fool...
227
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,910
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
228
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,620
No, no, don't you dare...
229
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:28,640
Makkuro Kurosuke*, come on out!
*The black soot sprites in Ghibli movies like "Spirited Away"
No, no, don't you dare...
230
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,920
*The black soot sprites in Ghibli movies like "Spirited Away"
Makkuro Kurosuke*, come on out!
231
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:49,020
Wasawasa, wasawasa*...
*Imitating the rustling sound that the soot sprites make
232
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:53,940
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
233
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,940
Wasawasa, wasawasa...
234
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:59,940
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
235
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:05,190
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
236
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,890
Makkuro Kurosuke, come on out!
237
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:19,890
Wasawasa wasawasa...
238
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,900
Ew, gross.
239
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,250
Sorry.
240
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,240
Ren?
241
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,820
Ren!
242
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,920
Scared the hell out of me.
243
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,870
For the time being, I know
he's going to live with us...
244
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,880
But let's postpone the shower room,
and soundproofing...
245
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,480
Wait, aren't you being heartless?
246
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,880
Why are you acting like I'm the bad guy?
247
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,880
I'm just worried about the two of you.
248
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,890
You and Dad aren't getting any younger.
249
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,680
How long will you be able to
take care of Oniichan?
250
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,890
Enough, we're not discussing that right now.
251
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:23,890
Then, why don't we ask him.
252
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,890
He's not coming down.
253
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,900
In the first place, Onii-chan became like this...
254
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,900
...it's because you, Dad, tried to force him out.
255
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:34,230
What? Is it my fault?
256
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:37,280
And you, Mom, spoil him as much as you spoil Dad.
257
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,590
Then what about you?
258
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,910
That's right, you didn't give him
the time of day either.
259
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,170
I see. So Ema, you got to meet your uncle?
260
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,390
Not really meet,
but more like a sighting.
261
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,950
You make it sound like he's a Pokemon.
262
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:20,220
No, there's no such Pokemon.
You make it sound like he's a Pokemon.
263
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,690
Did you remember his face?
264
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,890
Of course not, I've never seen him before.
Did you remember his face?
265
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:28,630
He came to see Ema when
she was born, didn't he?
266
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,430
Right, right...
267
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:34,900
Back then, Oniichan still had a decent job.
268
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:38,900
It was a relatively big company, right?
269
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:43,210
Anyway, I really don't want to live with that guy.
270
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,910
Ema, you shouldn't say "that guy".
271
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:51,310
It's okay. He's harmless.
272
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,920
Harmless? How can you be so sure?
273
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,920
What will happen if he gives me weird looks?
274
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,130
Weird looks?
275
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,330
You know...
276
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,530
...something like abuse?
277
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:08,860
You know, it's all over the news.
The shut-ins stabbing their families to death.
278
00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:12,150
No way that's gonna happen.
279
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,860
It's not funny.
No way that's gonna happen.
280
00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,870
Ema.
281
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:22,880
We're finally getting out of
that cramped apartment.
282
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,880
You said you
wanted your own room.
283
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,890
I'll even buy you a smartphone.
284
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:34,010
Hey, Mommy!
When we move to our new house...
285
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,210
Can I run a lot?
286
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,900
Sure you can!
Run as long as you want.
287
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,210
Yayyy!
288
00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:48,350
Ren can run as long as he wants.
And I can go back to work.
289
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:52,910
And then we wouldn't have to save
as much money as we do now.
290
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:57,910
And this Haagen-Dazs is delicious.
It's the best life!
291
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,370
Two household home is awesome!
292
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:02,330
Two household home is awesome!
293
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,750
Awesome~!
294
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,830
Wait for Mommy~!
295
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,860
Gross.
296
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:24,480
JOSE
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00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,880
Welcome.
298
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,190
Good evening.
299
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:16,660
Write down that the width here is 144 cm.
300
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,810
144 cm. Okay.
Write down that the width here is 144 cm.
301
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,200
144 cm?
302
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,280
144 cm.
144 cm?
303
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,630
Got it.
304
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,930
He left immediately?
305
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:30,930
To an internet cafe, he said.
I wonder if he's gonna be okay.
306
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:34,330
I wonder if he's cold where he sleeps...
307
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,940
Do they allow food delivery there?
308
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,940
Where did Dad go?
309
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:45,950
He's always at his Go class on weekdays.
310
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,950
The men in this house
are so useless.
311
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,950
Can you please stop talking like that?
312
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,450
They could just help out a little.
313
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:58,430
Masaharu has his own pace
He's working hard too.
314
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,960
Working hard at what?
315
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,900
Working hard... to stay alive.
316
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:08,900
I'm working hard to stay alive too, you know.
317
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:13,790
(Mochimochi:) In the previous video
I explained the different ranks.
318
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:19,530
This time, we introduce you to the
most famous players of the top ranks.
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00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:19,920
Besan
320
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,790
There are many other top players besides
the ones I introduced in this video.
Besan
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00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,630
Tamamushi
There are many other top players besides
the ones I introduced in this video.
Besan
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00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,760
QTaro
Tamamushi
There are many other top players besides
the ones I introduced in this video.
Besan
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00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:24,920
Rochina
QTaro
Tamamushi
There are many other top players besides
the ones I introduced in this video.
Besan
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00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,430
But this time, I'd like to introduce the players I often play with...
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
Rochina
325
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:27,590
Ebio
But this time, I'd like to introduce the players I often play with...
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
Rochina
326
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:31,930
Hmm? What is that?
Ebio
But this time, I'd like to introduce the players I often play with...
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
Rochina
327
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,550
It's a solid line-up, isn't it?
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
Rochina
Ebio
328
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:34,740
Research work for school.
It's a solid line-up, isn't it?
Besan
Tamamushi
QTaro
Rochina
Ebio
329
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:34,930
It's a solid line-up, isn't it?
Research work for school.
330
00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:38,930
But it takes a lot of time to get this far.
331
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:43,940
If you keep playing until you become a gaming addict,
you might be able to become just like them.
332
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:44,610
What is a "gaming addict"?
333
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,490
Well then, that's all for today.
What is a "gaming addict"?
334
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:50,210
This has been Mochimochi. Please subscribe
to our channel if you like! Thanks, bye-bye~!
335
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:53,950
A useless person who only plays games.
This has been Mochimochi. Please subscribe
to our channel if you like! Thanks, bye-bye~!
336
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,960
(Mochimochi:) Oh, you ca~me.
337
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:04,890
Thank you. Q-san, you're on a roll, huh.
338
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,330
(Tamamushi:) Bet you're dreaming
to be on the Top 10.
339
00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:10,900
Well, in reality, I'm a 0.5.
340
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,610
Are you still upset about that?
341
00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:17,390
Guys in "2.5 Household",
seriously should just drop dead.
342
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:19,910
Whoa, he said it.
343
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:23,550
(Tamamushi:) Ah~ Since I'm thinking
about unnecessary things.
344
00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:28,920
If you have your own live streaming channel, Q-san,
you'd probably make 100 a month.
345
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,330
What?
346
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,920
(Besan:) You can live in a Tower-Mansion
(or high-rise condo unit).
347
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,160
You really wanna try it?
(Besan:) You can live in a Tower-Mansion
(or high-rise condo unit).
348
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,520
I could lend you my mic and stuff.
349
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,160
(Besan:) Yeah.
350
00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:42,930
I'll buy me a Tower-Man(sion) with
the cash and move right in.
351
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:44,930
(Mochimochi & Tamamushi:) How cool!
352
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:47,430
This will be my revenge!
353
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,530
The Revenge of the 0.5!
354
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:52,190
(Tawamushi:) Yeah, that'd be cool.
355
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,940
Look, Cole is awake.
356
00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,950
(Mochimochi:) TowerMan!
357
00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:59,950
TowerMan! TowerMan!
358
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,290
TowerMan! TowerMan!
TowerMan! TowerMan!
359
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:04,280
iida: what's 0.5 mean?
nishida: tower-man's nice
Kawafan: lol
tsubasa: lol
TowerMan! TowerMan!
TowerMan! TowerMan!
360
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,070
kaki-kun: Tower-Man!
kiki: Tower-Man!
Teltel: Tower-Man!
C-uri: Tower-Man!
Ishii: Tower-Man!
TowerMan! TowerMan!
TowerMan! TowerMan!
361
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:06,800
kaki-kun: Tower-Man!
kiki: Tower-Man!
Teltel: Tower-Man!
C-uri: Tower-Man!
Ishii: Tower-Man!
362
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,920
Let's go.
363
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:37,320
Note: This is the "Mochimaki" = throwing rice cakes
to pray for good fortune on a new house
364
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,920
Here's another one!
365
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,470
Mochimaki is the best~!
366
00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:45,550
Hang on a moment...
Mochimaki is the best~!
367
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,110
Mochimaki is the best~!
368
00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:06,880
Test test...
369
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,310
Test... ah ah...
370
00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:20,900
Hello, I'm Q-Taro.
371
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,730
A Munitions Factory
An abandoned munitions factory after a large scale fire.
Night after night, you hear mysterious footsteps.
Hello, I'm Q-Taro.
372
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:23,890
Hello, I'm Q-Taro.
373
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:27,890
I would like to do this as soon as possible.
374
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:36,910
I screwed up.
375
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,920
Neiro: Is this Q-san
from Mochimochi's channel
Cho: First look
Oi-chan: The real Q-Taro?
Piko: Wha~t!
Tsubame(yan): Is his voice
the same as Q-Taro's?
376
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,520
Namaste: Srsly? lol
EmitanMAX: Wishing for a
tower-man!?
Meryl: Might be fake
Senshi: Nice to meet you
Mochimochi: Huh? Is there a sound?
377
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:48,190
Wah! Seriously...?
378
00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:52,590
I made a mistake... Oh no, oh no...
379
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,100
Shirku: Had to report to
the head office lol
Edo-shi: What the hell
Hayato: Let's acknowledge
his hard work lol
A.Mikako: His voice is similar!
380
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,860
Denjiro: Don't bother Q-san
Shudannozo: Too bad!
<-2kihaishinkibo: I thought
he was the real one
5jinochichi (temp): This is
a solid ban.
381
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,110
This... is crazy...
Denjiro: Don't bother Q-san
Shudannozo: Too bad!
<-2kihaishinkibo: I thought
he was the real one
5jinochichi (temp): This is
a solid ban.
382
00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:07,860
This... is crazy...
383
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,170
Then, we'll look forward to later.
384
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:17,320
Yes, we'll see you later. Excuse us.
Then, we'll look forward to later.
385
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,320
Cute.
386
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,290
Are you still going to sleep with (that toy)
Ponta even though you're in middle school?
387
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,890
It's fine, it's Ponta.
388
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,890
Ren, let's take off the stickers.
389
00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,490
Okay!
390
00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:33,250
Ema.
391
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,900
Congratulations on your graduation!
392
00:26:37,090 --> 00:26:38,690
Properly thank your dad.
393
00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,760
Thanks, Dad.
Properly thank your dad.
394
00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:45,190
You'll be in middle school soon so...
395
00:26:46,030 --> 00:26:48,550
You better keep your promise.
396
00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,910
No more than two hours a day on
your cellphone, and no paying for games.
397
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,050
Yeah, yeah.
398
00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:57,270
One "yeah" is enough. Also, from now on
you'll help your grandma. Got it?
399
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,920
Yeah, yeah!
400
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:06,860
Did you remove them?
Hey, don't stick them on there.
401
00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:08,390
You took them.
402
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:09,670
Peel these ones off too, Ren.
403
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:10,750
Yeah, yeah.
Peel these ones off too, Ren.
404
00:27:10,990 --> 00:27:12,030
Yeah, yeah.
405
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,930
Saasha.
406
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:25,330
It seems surprisingly spacious,
(now that we're leaving).
407
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,890
Hello.
408
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,930
Well, hello, hello.
409
00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,310
I've been waiting for you.
410
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,310
You can't go in yet.
411
00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:54,330
No! I'm going in now!
412
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:56,030
No, you can't!
413
00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:58,900
Yes, I can!
414
00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:05,850
Come on, everyone.
Let's go inside.
415
00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:25,860
Congratulations to Tachibana and Shioya families
on the successful handover of their home.
416
00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:30,870
Well then, please do the honors, sir.
417
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:39,880
You don't have to show it.
No need to show it...
418
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,150
I wonder what's it like inside?
419
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,290
Thanks.
I wonder what's it like inside?
420
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:52,890
You don't have to show it,
don't have to show the key..
421
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,900
Ren, be careful.
422
00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:08,910
I'm fi~rst!
423
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:12,910
Ren, you have to take off your shoes!
424
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:16,920
As expected, it smells like a brand new building.
425
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,920
What time are the movers coming?
426
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,670
Oh, right. We should prepare some tea.
427
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:23,930
Then I'll go buy some later.
428
00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:32,930
You know, you looked
just like him.
429
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,130
The old Masaharu.
430
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:41,610
Then, I have to
thank Masaharu-san.
431
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:44,950
I think things are going to change.
432
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:51,290
From now on...
I'm sure a lot of good things will happen.
433
00:30:51,290 --> 00:30:54,950
Yes. For sure.
434
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,950
Oh wow.
435
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,750
The black one is the house key.
The silver one is your room key.
I had your luggage already carried in there.
Your room's the farthest at the back
This is your room.
436
00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:12,330
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437
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:15,500
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00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:15,530
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439
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:20,800
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00:34:24,110 --> 00:34:25,340
SALT @salt_ponta_love
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441
00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:47,920
Hey~ Why are you decorating
without telling me first?
442
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:50,930
Hawaiian and Nordic styles
are clashing all over the place.
443
00:34:50,930 --> 00:34:53,370
You said I could decorate it
however I wanted, didn't you?
444
00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:55,930
I didn't know it would be that enormous.
445
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:59,390
Just put it up somewhere else for now.
446
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,710
Ema? Ema!
447
00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,210
What.
448
00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:05,070
Hey Ema. Come here!
449
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,110
What now!
450
00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:08,270
Don't "what now" me.
What now!
451
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:12,290
Since you're home today, take in the laundry.
And wash the dishes too.
452
00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:14,490
Quit yelling at me in the morning.
453
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:18,880
Huh? My cellphone...
It's upstairs. Ema, get my phone.
454
00:35:21,450 --> 00:35:24,890
Hey Ema! I swear...!
455
00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:28,490
Good morning.
456
00:35:28,490 --> 00:35:29,900
Good morning.
Good morning.
457
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,250
It must be hard now that your office is farther away.
458
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:33,310
No, it's okay.
It must be hard now that your office is farther away.
459
00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:34,900
Good morning.
460
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,550
Sorry (for blocking the way),
I'll put my shoes on right away.
461
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,050
It's okay, take your time.
Sorry (for blocking the way),
I'll put my shoes on right away.
462
00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:39,910
I'll put them on right away.
463
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:43,270
My lower back!
464
00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:44,150
Are you okay?
My lower back!
465
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:48,070
Wait, can't find my cellphone.
Hey, can someone ring me!
466
00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:49,670
Wait right here.
467
00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:51,870
Here, ca~tch!
468
00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:53,850
You're kidding, right?
469
00:35:57,190 --> 00:36:00,570
Ema, I'll come home late today...
470
00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:02,510
Help your Grandma watch over Ren, okay?
471
00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:04,870
Huh? Why wasn't I told that?
472
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:08,110
You said you won't get back to work
until things settled down here.
473
00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:11,210
I'm trying to see if I can get back with
my old team, and now is a critical time.
474
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,770
Anyway, let's go. We're off.
475
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:13,570
We're off.
Anyway, let's go. We're off.
476
00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:15,880
See you later.
477
00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:21,030
Where does it hurt? Which one?
478
00:36:21,030 --> 00:36:22,070
The right.
479
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:23,250
The left? Oh, the right.
480
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,530
It hurts.
The left? Oh, the right.
481
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,490
Are you going to paste it?
482
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:28,190
It's okay...
Are you going to paste it?
483
00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:31,890
It's fine, but you better let it cool down quickly.
484
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:34,740
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
485
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,070
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
486
00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:36,940
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
487
00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,810
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
488
00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:40,240
Inoue Minami: It's a miracle lol
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
489
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,580
Mochizuki Fuka: Mine's Toyama, he's kinda funny
Inoue Minami: It's a miracle lol
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
490
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,350
Nao: Kinda??
Mochizuki Fuka: Mine's Toyama, he's kinda funny
Inoue Minami: It's a miracle lol
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
491
00:36:42,350 --> 00:36:43,980
Sana: I know, it's weird lol
Nao: Kinda??
Mochizuki Fuka: Mine's Toyama, he's kinda funny
Inoue Minami: It's a miracle lol
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
492
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,850
Mochizuka Fuka: Right lolll
Sana: I know, it's weird lol
Nao: Kinda??
Mochizuki Fuka: Mine's Toyama, he's kinda funny
Inoue Minami: It's a miracle lol
Sana: I've been in the same class as Fuka for 3 yrs in a row
Nao: Middle aged dude lol
Inoue Minami: Mine's a middle aged dude
Mochizuki Fuka: Nao and Minami, how are your homeroom teachers?
493
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,000
We miss you, Ema <3
494
00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:19,250
Your uniform's cute
495
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:21,380
Right!?
Your uniform's cute
496
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:24,350
Show us your uniform too!
Right!?
Your uniform's cute
497
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:27,460
Oh, I wanna see!
Show us your uniform too!
Right!?
Your uniform's cute
498
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:52,020
QTARO @Qtaro_identity5
At 1:00 on Apr 7, I will finally start live streaming
499
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,090
QTARO @Qtaro_identity5
At 1:00 on Apr 7, I will finally start live streaming
500
00:37:55,090 --> 00:38:00,060
Akimoto Reiji @_reiMana22
Reply to: Qtaro_identity5-san
I've been nervous
up to this point.
501
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,190
Nunu @7___098it
Reply to: Qtaro_identity5-san
I'm working late again today.
But I'm hanging in there, knowing
there'll be a live streaming.
502
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:06,560
Shigureta Masao @Shigurei581_.
Reply to: Qtaro_identity5-san
Fight!! QTaro!!
503
00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:15,860
Masaharu, are you awake?
504
00:38:17,650 --> 00:38:19,450
Yes?
505
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:25,870
We're all celebrating the move-in tonight.
Wanna join us for a bit?
506
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,490
No, I'm not up for it tonight...
507
00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:32,010
Besides, there'll be a guest
like that contractor, right?
508
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,990
Well, yes.
509
00:38:33,990 --> 00:38:35,880
Then, no thanks.
510
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:41,450
Is that so? Anyway, just show yourself even for a bit.
511
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:44,890
I'm sure everyone will be happy to see you.
512
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:47,890
We'll be expecting you, okay?
513
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:16,150
Yes?
514
00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:18,890
Good evening. This is Kawamura.
515
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,550
Oww~ I fell down!
516
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:23,190
Renchan? Are you okay?
Oww~ I fell down!
517
00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:40,590
I'm glad it wasn't serious.
518
00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:42,880
Right?
519
00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:51,530
It was my fault. It's mine but then...
520
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:56,770
We're all at fault as well, for not
being able to communicate.
521
00:39:57,450 --> 00:40:00,900
Leaving (for work) suddenly,
and late in coming back.
522
00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:03,900
Leaving Ren-chan
and Ema-chan behind.
523
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:07,380
Leaving them?
Don't exaggerate it like that.
524
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:10,910
If you're a mother, think of your children first.
525
00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,590
Don't compare me to how you do things.
526
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:16,920
Don't argue in front of a guest.
527
00:40:17,210 --> 00:40:20,920
Can't you get along at least for today?
528
00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:31,890
Oh, right. I have a favor to ask you all today.
529
00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:38,550
Is it alright if I take your picture?
530
00:40:38,890 --> 00:40:41,730
It's not every day we get to
see a 2.5 household dwelling.
531
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:48,630
My boss told me that I should put your
happy expressions on our company's website.
532
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:52,950
Great idea. Let's take a picture
to commemorate the occasion.
533
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,110
Okay?
534
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:56,960
Yeah. Let's take a picture
since we're all here already.
535
00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,960
Then everyone, please line up.
536
00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:01,900
Let's have this as the background.
537
00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:03,150
Line up please.
538
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:03,900
Oww!
Line up please.
539
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,390
Dear... Don't move.
540
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:06,860
Sorry.
541
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,390
Just stay right there.
Sorry.
542
00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:12,250
Go with Daddy.
543
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:12,910
Ren.
544
00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,310
Come Ema, you too.
545
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:24,810
Ema.
546
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:26,130
Okay.
547
00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:31,130
Looks great.
548
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:34,110
Alright everyone, smile.
549
00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:38,410
It's a little stiff,
smile more like this.
550
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,610
Okay, smile smile.
551
00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:44,050
Ema-chan, smile too.
552
00:41:44,550 --> 00:41:46,940
Smile, Ema-chan.
553
00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:50,390
Ema-chan. Smile.
554
00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:56,330
Ema, if you keep acting like that,
I'll confiscate your phone.
555
00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:58,330
Is that all you can say?
556
00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:04,330
You keep saying that like it's a threat.
557
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:06,890
If you want to confiscate it, go ahead.
558
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:07,970
That's enough of you!
559
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:10,330
That should be my line!
That's enough of you!
560
00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:15,900
Every day, I see you all fighting.
I'm pushed around like a slave.
561
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,910
I can't say goodbye to my friends.
562
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:22,270
And I'm being transferred to this crazy place.
563
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:27,910
Hello.
564
00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:31,920
On top of that, there's
a creepy old guy at home.
565
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,920
The happy expressions of a 2.5 household dwelling?
566
00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:39,310
Just die, seriously!
567
00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:39,890
Ema!
568
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,570
Ema-chan!
Ema!
569
00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:43,730
Ema!
570
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:32,150
Dear Ema-chan,
There's a lot of food in our fridge downstairs.
Eat as much as you like.
~Grandma
571
00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:43,230
Please wait...
LIVE STREAMING WILL START
SHORTLY
572
00:45:03,330 --> 00:45:05,570
They're really coming in.
573
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
@salt_ponta_love-san
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SALT @salt_ponta_love
I'm a beginner
Twitter user since March 2023
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574
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:49,220
Born: 22 July 2010
Name: EMA
Father: Shioya Kenta
Mother: Saori
Eldest daughter
575
00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:28,880
That...
576
00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:47,050
That stuffed toy animal…
577
00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:54,670
Ema!
578
00:48:01,110 --> 00:48:02,270
What did you do to Ema?
579
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,390
What's going on?
What did you do to Ema?
580
00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:04,670
Huh? What happened here?
581
00:48:04,670 --> 00:48:06,530
What did you do?
Huh? What happened here?
582
00:48:18,490 --> 00:48:20,860
Masaharu?
583
00:49:12,930 --> 00:49:14,850
Welcome.
584
00:50:07,910 --> 00:50:10,390
Were you sick?
585
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:16,910
I haven't seen you in a while.
And you've lost weight.
586
00:50:22,390 --> 00:50:24,920
Thank you.
587
00:50:30,310 --> 00:50:37,930
Thank you for taking good
care of the stuffed animal.
588
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:05,270
Episode 1:
"Talking to People Other Than Family"
589
00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:08,690
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590
00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:11,150
Masaharu~!
Next Episode's Preview
591
00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:11,310
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592
00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:15,290
I'll definitely make those
2 household fools regret it.
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593
00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:18,310
Dad and Mom aren't that young anymore.
Next Episode's Preview
594
00:51:18,310 --> 00:51:20,730
Now is the age of diversity.
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595
00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:20,810
Next Episode's Preview
596
00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,920
Ren-kun seems to have
run away from school.
Next Episode's Preview
597
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,920
Hitomi-Sensei!
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598
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,300
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599
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,000
I'll do it.
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600
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Episode 2: "Going Out in the Middle of the Day"
Next Episode's Preview
601
00:51:32,230 --> 00:51:36,930
'Tachibana Masaharu'
MATSUDA RYUHEI
602
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:37,540
Pick snacks to eat alone
Hitori de taberu okashi o erabu
'Tachibana Masaharu'
MATSUDA RYUHEI
603
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:40,980
'Shioya Saori'
USUDA ASAMI
Hitori de taberu okashi o erabu
Pick snacks to eat alone
604
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:44,240
'Shioya Ema'
SHIRATORI TAMAKI
Hitori de taberu okashi o erabu
Pick snacks to eat alone
605
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:44,750
'Shioya Ren'
KATO YAHIRO
Hitori de taberu okashi o erabu
Pick snacks to eat alone
606
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:47,200
Play with someone whose face that I don't know
Kao mo shiranai dare ka to asobu
'Shioya Ren'
KATO YAHIRO
607
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,260
'Kawamura'
INOWAKI KAI
Kao mo shiranai dare ka to asobu
Play with someone whose face that I don't know
608
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:52,490
'Tamamushi (Voice)'
AOKI YUZU
'Mochimochi' (Voice)
KANDA AKEMI
'Besan (Voice)'
SAKAMOTO KEISUKE
'Jose'
ANDRY ADOLPHE
Kao mo shiranai dare ka to asobu
Play with someone whose face that I don't know
609
00:51:52,490 --> 00:51:52,530
'Tamamushi (Voice)'
AOKI YUZU
'Mochimochi' (Voice)
KANDA AKEMI
'Besan (Voice)'
SAKAMOTO KEISUKE
'Jose'
ANDRY ADOLPHE
610
00:51:52,530 --> 00:51:53,120
Got everything I need
Nani demo aru yo ī jidaida nā
'Tamamushi (Voice)'
AOKI YUZU
'Mochimochi' (Voice)
KANDA AKEMI
'Besan (Voice)'
SAKAMOTO KEISUKE
'Jose'
ANDRY ADOLPHE
611
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,080
'Shioya Kenta'
SHINOHARA ATSUSHI
Nani demo aru yo ī jidaida nā
Got everything I need
612
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:56,350
'Tachibana Osamu'
KIBA KATSUMI
Nani demo aru yo ī jidaida nā
Got everything I need
613
00:51:56,350 --> 00:52:00,230
Games, shopping, videos
Gēmu, o kaimono, dōga mihōdai
'Tachibana Osamu'
KIBA KATSUMI
614
00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:00,350
'Tachibana Keiko'
FUBUKI JUN
Gēmu, o kaimono, dōga mihōdai
Games, shopping, videos
615
00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:05,830
No reason to leave this room anymore
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
'Tachibana Keiko'
FUBUKI JUN
616
00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:07,760
Screenplay:
MAKI IWONE
OKITA SHUICHI
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
No reason to leave this room anymore
617
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,830
Screenplay:
MAKI IWONE
OKITA SHUICHI
618
00:52:09,830 --> 00:52:10,130
Music:
IKENAGA SHOJI
619
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:13,830
It's either cold out, hot, raining, or so windy
Samuishi atsuishi amedashi daruishi kaze mo tsuyoishi
Music:
IKENAGA SHOJI
620
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:17,750
Theme Song:
"TANOSHII HITORI"
By: KUDO YUJIRO
Samuishi atsuishi amedashi daruishi kaze mo tsuyoishi
It's either cold out, hot, raining, or so windy
621
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:17,830
People cheat, get angry, and lie
Hito wa, damasushi okorushi uso tsukushi
Theme Song:
"TANOSHII HITORI"
By: KUDO YUJIRO
622
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:21,690
Cinematography:
ASHIZAWA AKIKO
Hito wa, damasushi okorushi uso tsukushi
People cheat, get angry, and lie
623
00:52:21,690 --> 00:52:21,830
There's a lot of danger out there
Soto ni wa kiken ga ippai aru zo
Cinematography:
ASHIZAWA AKIKO
624
00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:25,460
Set Design:
ATAKA NORIFUMI
Soto ni wa kiken ga ippai aru zo
There's a lot of danger out there
625
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:25,830
Help me, VR (virtual reality)
Tasukute okure VR (bacharu reariti)
Set Design:
ATAKA NORIFUMI
626
00:52:25,830 --> 00:52:29,360
Lighting:
KOMODA DAISUKE
Tasukute okure VR (bacharu reariti)
Help me, VR (virtual reality)
627
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:29,830
Bring happiness, future technology
Shiawase hakobu mirai no tekunorojī
Lighting:
KOMODA DAISUKE
628
00:52:29,830 --> 00:52:33,330
Sound:
YASAKA HIROKI
Shiawase hakobu mirai no tekunorojī
Bring happiness, future technology
629
00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:33,830
I can't stand reality any longer
Mō koreijō genjitsu ni taerarenai
Sound:
YASAKA HIROKI
630
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:37,830
Editing:
OKAZAKI MASAYA
Mō koreijō genjitsu ni taerarenai
I can't stand reality any longer
631
00:52:37,830 --> 00:52:40,490
VFX Supervisor:
ODYSSEY
Props:
TANAKA SHINYA
Mō koreijō genjitsu ni taerarenai
I can't stand reality any longer
632
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:41,190
VFX Supervisor:
ODYSSEY
Props:
TANAKA SHINYA
633
00:52:41,190 --> 00:52:41,830
Tell me, AI (artificial intelligence)
Oshiete okure AI (artificial intelligence)
VFX Supervisor:
ODYSSEY
Props:
TANAKA SHINYA
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00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:44,820
Stylist:
HAMABE MISAKI
Hair & Makeup:
SUGAWARA MIWAKO
Oshiete okure AI (artificial intelligence)
Tell me, AI (artificial intelligence)
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Happiness, you see, is in the metaverse
Shiawase wa hora metabāsu no naka ni
Stylist:
HAMABE MISAKI
Hair & Makeup:
SUGAWARA MIWAKO
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00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,750
Subtitles by WABISABI SUBS
Shiawase wa hora metabāsu no naka ni
Happiness, you see, is in the metaverse
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00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,830
No reason to leave this room anymore
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
Subtitles by WABISABI SUBS
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00:52:49,830 --> 00:52:53,830
JP-EN Translation / Editing / Timing:
EARTHCOLORS
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
No reason to leave this room anymore
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00:52:53,830 --> 00:52:56,190
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
No reason to leave this room anymore
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00:52:56,190 --> 00:52:56,430
Producers:
UEDA HARUNA
ISHIHARA HITOMI
TOJIMA SHIN'ICHIRO
Mō kono heya o deku riyū ga nai
No reason to leave this room anymore
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00:52:56,430 --> 00:53:00,090
No reason to go out anymore (once more)
Deku riyū ga nai (once more)
Producers:
UEDA HARUNA
ISHIHARA HITOMI
TOJIMA SHIN'ICHIRO
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00:53:00,090 --> 00:53:01,760
Can't stand reality any longer
Genjitsu ni taerarenai
Producers:
UEDA HARUNA
ISHIHARA HITOMI
TOJIMA SHIN'ICHIRO
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00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,090
Directed by:
OKITA SHUICHI
Genjitsu ni taerarenai
Can't stand reality any longer
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Directed by:
OKITA SHUICHI
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A 2023 Production of:
WOWOW
C.A.L.
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This is a work of fiction.
Characters and organizations that appear in this work
are in no way related to any actual person or entity.
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