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After getting cut off from my dream
to be a writer and hitting rock bottom,
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I thought I had finally found a good job...
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How about you work for us?
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- Mio-san!?
- Koume-chan!
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I really want to erase these
freckles and get back at them!
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I want to get double eyelids
and get back at them!
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Me too! Please!
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It's all the rage! The teeth coloring!
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Now, let's start the Max Happy experiment.
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- Don't be in such a rush.
- I'm back!
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I think it's pretty, though.
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It's a revolutionary beauty that no longer
requires minor eye or nose surgeries...
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Sorcery?
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Mio...
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Mio, sweetie!
Come back to your senses!
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I'm of sound mind.
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This must be sorcery,
but who would do that?
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( a faceless youkai )
Noppera-bo sure knows how to scare people,
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but he shouldn't have the magic
to change a human face like this.
( a faceless youkai )
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- True.
- Look.
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There are lots of people who like this kind of face.
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Max Happy? This face?
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Yes!
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This world is doomed...
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Mirror, mirror, the most beautiful person in the world is
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M E.
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No way!
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Sensei! I want to get Max Happy!
Let me be the first! Please!!
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The first reservation is Koume-chan, huh?
Sensei! I want to get Max Happy!
Let me be the first! Please!!
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The first reservation is Koume-chan, huh?
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Just as we expected.
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Come on, you degenerate! This is serious!
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The corrupt priest!
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I see, yes.
I already got the gist.
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The best way to break the spell
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is with Enma Temple's secret medicine.
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Where did I put it...
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Here.
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Will this really work?
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- This is...!
- What?
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What is it!?
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- Mio!
- Yes.
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- You know who I am, right?
- Of course.
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Then, trust me...
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...and drink this.
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Okay...
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We're lucky she still has a mouth.
She can't drink without a mouth.
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Ugh, this tastes awful.
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Good medicine tastes bitter.
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Ah, it's back!
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Eyes! Eyes and nose!
Eyebrows! She has eyebrows!
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Um...!
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What happened to me?
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Huh? You had this look on your face until now.
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- Ah, Mio! Mio!
- Mio, sweetie! Mio, sweetie!
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- Mio!
- Are you okay?
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- Wow, impressive.
- Enough of this.
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Here.
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Was it the work of a youkai who fell into darkness?
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Into darkness!
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Yes!
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To put Mio through such an experience is unforgivable.
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I will expose their true nature!
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...but as they say!
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You should let sleeping dogs lie.
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You're such a coward!
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Excuse me...
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I was referred to you by the
Tsuruya Nursing Association.
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I'm a temp nurse.
My name is Yotsuya Iwa.
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I'm a member of your Magical Beauty.
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Oh, really!
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I'm the deputy director, Akasaka Beni.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello.
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My name is Warabe, I have an appointment.
I'm a member of Magical Beauty.
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Please wait a moment.
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- Thank you for waiting.
- Ah, yes. Thank you.
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I've brought the catalog for the next auction in London.
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Here.
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I'll have a quick look.
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- You're late!
- Welcome back.
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Ugh, you sure drank a lot, huh?
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- You stink.
Ugh, you sure drank a lot, huh?
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- They made me drink expensive champagne.
- You stink.
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- You really do!
- They made me drink expensive champagne.
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- You stink!
- They made me drink expensive champagne.
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Debriefing! Let's begin!
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Okay, let's start with Nurapyon.
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The consulting accountant for Snow White
Cosmetic Surgery works in our office.
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It seems that
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those sisters are filthy rich
and make 2 billion a year in sales.
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When I told them, "I want to die young
and healthy like a naked mole rat,"
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I got a bunch of medicine,
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and had it checked out at this lab of Iwa-chan.
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- What's this?
- This? I've never heard of this.
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According to the lab's analysis,
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they found ingredients of laxatives for slimming
and bleach for whitening the skin.
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Oh no!
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There's one more thing I saw with my own eyes...
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Mirror, mirror, the most beautiful person in the world is
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M E.
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They've been giving each other
so many cosmetic surgeries
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that their faces have changed so much
and their original shape is basically gone.
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The teeth are the window to the soul.
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With their philosophy that beautiful teeth are everything,
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they struck gold by fixing
people's faces to match their teeth.
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I heard the entire extent of their plan.
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What is it? What is it?
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For them, it's not just about their membership program,
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they're going to make Max Happy
a nationwide phenomenon.
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That featureless face? Seriously?
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This is a big deal!
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You mean, by using sorcery
to make people think they're pretty?
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Yeah.
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And what's more, ultimate beauty
is a face where only the teeth shine.
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Eyes and nose are only a nuisance.
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The skin can be all scruffy too.
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That's why they were trying to make Mio look
scruffy so that only her teeth would shine.
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That's unforgivable...
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Oh no!
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Koume-chan's surgery is tomorrow, I think!
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I know.
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She made the very first appointment herself.
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I have to stop her!
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Why!? Why did you revert back!?
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- You finally became pretty!
- Koume-chan!
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You shouldn't get Max Happy! It's not right!
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- Huh!? Why!?
- Because...
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"Because it's youkai sorcery!"
If only I could tell her that...
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It's bad! I have a feeling
something bad is going to happen...
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I mean, you're already more than pretty enough!
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Mio-san...
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You're jealous of me, aren't you?
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No, it's not that...
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Being ugly and jealous of pretty people!
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I know that feeling all too well!
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I won't stop trying to be pretty!
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All those people who made fun of me...
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I'm gonna get back at them!
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Sensei, I want to become even prettier,
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become even more popular,
and turn my ex-boyfriend's head!
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And then...
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Throw him away like garbage!
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So, please!
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Let me get Max Happy!
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You can leave it to us.
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Everything is going in our favor.
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If this current influencer becomes
the poster child for our Magical Beauty...
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Max Happy will spread all over the world.
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Now, the moment of the century
that will change the values of beauty.
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Isn't that right, Koume-chan?
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Oh no! A blackout?
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- Where's your outfit?
- Come on, Nurapyon.
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- Get it right.
- I'm sorry.
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You two!
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You're actually the Ohaguro-Bettari
Akasaka sisters, aren't you!
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What are you talking about?
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We're Beauty Smiley!
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Don't succumb to the dark side!
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What's Ohaguro-Bettari?
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- Teeth...
- Dentures!
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Warashi, come on!
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Ohaguro-Bettari, today once again
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Thickly painted and beautiful
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Women come to worship them
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Saving you from tooth decay
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Don't you remember me?
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I'm Iwa from Yotsuya.
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Iwa?
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No idea.
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But I remember you.
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When those black teeth
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suddenly made you look creepy.
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Just like my face.
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- Mio! That's rude!
- I'm sorry!
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Iwa-chan? We've missed you!
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Ahh! It's been so long!
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Edo's Kinokunizaka was deserted
and pitch-dark at twilight.
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There, a woman was sobbing in a bride's head-dress.
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"Hello, can I help you?"
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This woman...
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...had no eyes or nose!
Just a big, black mouth!
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"Shriek!"
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Ohaguro-Bettari was just a youkai
who frightened people like that.
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OHAGURO-BETTARI
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EVEN FOR YOUKAI, TEETH ARE EVERYTHING
OHAGURO-BETTARI
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It's rude to call us youkai who only frighten people.
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( a shapeshifer youkai who likes to scare humans as a faceless ghost )
People are lumping us together
with Koizumi Yakumo's "Mujina."
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In reality,
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we were kami of beauty and health
who protected black-toothed women.
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K-Kami!?
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I... I'm sorry, but I'm feeling a little restless.
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If you could return to your
normal mode, that would be great.
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- We make you restless?
- I'm sorry.
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- Can we borrow a room?
- That room?
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We're going to borrow that room.
Please excuse us.
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- Pardon us.
- Me too. I'm sorry, I just...
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- It's gotten cold, I tell ya.
- It's not cold. You're late.
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- Maybe something is wrong with me?
- Don't worry too much.
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- Must be your age.
- They're not done yet?
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- What are they doing?
- They're getting changed.
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Apologies.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
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It's okay.
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Hey, that's pretty casual.
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True. How funny.
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- What were we talking about again?
- Good question.
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Hey...
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Ah, that's right!
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When Iwa-chan's face got inflamed, we took care of it.
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You did!
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Even after we became youkai,
we supported each other, right?
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You truly were two beautiful sisters
who were kind to both humans and youkai.
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Then, why...
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...did you become corrupt cosmetic surgeons?
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Now that you mention it, why did we?
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( United States Commodore Matthew Perry )
I remember now! It was Perry!
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- The Black Ships!
- That's right!
( United States Commodore Matthew Perry )
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After the Westerners arrived, they said,
( United States Commodore Matthew Perry )
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After the Westerners arrived, they said,
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"Black teeth is a barbaric custom
to make married women look ugly!"
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"That's discrimination against women!"
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That couldn't be further from the truth.
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It's actually an ancient Japanese sense of beauty.
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That's why it's been tradition for 1,500 years.
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( 1868-1912 )
Then, during the Meiji era,
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the values of beauty were overturned...
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We were persecuted for a very long time.
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We moved from place to place,
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but light pollution spread everywhere.
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There was no place for us to stay.
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I understand all that, but still...
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We took the plunge and started a cosmetic dentistry.
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And while we were at it,
we honed our cosmetic surgery skills,
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and it became very profitable.
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So it comes down to money!
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No! We don't care about money.
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Then what is it?
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We've decided to focus on revenge.
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Revenge?
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That's right!
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The new values of beauty
that have caused us so much pain.
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We were going to upset them!
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To throw the world in disorder.
That was our goal.
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You worshiped us so much
as the kami of beauty and health.
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You relied on us, leaned on us, and yet...!
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The moment you got swayed by white teeth,
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you pulled us down from our positions as kami.
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INFURIATING!!
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I'm sorry! It's just that white looked prettier...
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- Try and say that one more time!
- How dare you!
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- Please calm down!
- Say that again!
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SILENCE!!
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The value of beauty is something
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that changes in fashion
and depends on individual tastes!
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It's very ambiguous to begin with!
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Taking advantage of a woman's desire
to be as beautiful as possible...
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Seriously, you're a disgrace to us youkai!
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B-But, it's true that Koume-chan was able
to become prettier and open up her life!
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I don't think that was wrong.
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Just...
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It's not good to deceive people with sorcery.
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It's embarrassing...
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You're absolutely right.
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Yes.
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- Forgive us, Mio-san!
- Mio-san, forgive us!
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Forgive us!
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You're suddenly so docile.
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It's like...
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We were possessed by something.
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You were possessed?
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That's also what Kappa-san said, right?
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Falling into darkness...
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Into darkness...
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A mirror... a mirror... a mirror...
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The surgery failed!?
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No.
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This is the most beautiful you.
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We ignored the feelings of our patients
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and tried to impose our own values of beauty.
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Please accept our apology.
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We will no longer perform pointless surgeries.
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What!?
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I want this! Just do it, please!
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You're already beautiful enough as you are.
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There's no need to change your appearance any further.
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Take a good look.
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True beauty is determined by the way you live.
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Values of beauty change with the times and trends.
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Do you really want to get influenced by such things?
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You have your singing and many fans.
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I really think you're the most beautiful and the coolest!
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I...
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I...
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I'll help you...
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Mio-san, you don't need to do anything.
You're already pretty enough as you are.
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What?
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Just saying.
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Michiru...
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Say ii.
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Artist Green Room
Say ii.
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- Yes, very nice.
- Right?
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Ah! Amazing!
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Tooth-blackening dye also has the power
to stop the progression of tooth decay.
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Wow, really?
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They're dyed beautifully.
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Thank you very much.
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Hikime Kagibana
Otafuku Bijin
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Eyebrows shaved, teeth blackened, a corset to squeeze your waist
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The so-called beauty standards
Binding the feet
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Whoever came up with that, they're just trying to make a profit
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I get to decide that
What's beautiful
What's pretty
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What's wrong with that!
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Ohaguro Rock is totally going viral!
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Okay! That calls for a drink!
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- Of course he came.
- Here, you can sit here.
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Come on, our corrupted priest.
Have a seat.
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- Thanks.
- Here you go.
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- Cheers!
- Yes, cheers!
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By the way, what terrible thing
happened to Konohanasakuya-hime?
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Konohana was chosen by
Ninigi to carry his child, but...
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"Huh? Can this really be my child?"
He grew suspicious of her pregnancy,
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got mad, set fire to the maternity house,
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and she had to give birth
in the middle of a huge fire.
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What's the meaning of this?
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It means that even if you're
chosen because of your looks,
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if your partner is a terrible
person, you won't be happy.
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Life isn't about being chosen or not.
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By making your own choices in life,
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you may still have regrets,
but they'll be your own responsibility.
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I see...
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Koume-san is so cool... isn't she...
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Michiru...
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Koume-chan has chosen
a life to fulfill her dream...
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Meanwhile...
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Why can't
I write anymore?
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"No Longer Youkai"
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CURSED
CURSED
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No longer offering teeth coloring.
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Stumbling from one fallen youkai to the next,
No longer offering teeth coloring.
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Stumbling from one fallen youkai to the next,
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will I ever be able to make my dream come true?
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Are you all right?
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- My apologies, I was distracted.
- It's okay.
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This encounter greatly changed my fate.
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