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Jesus, Michael.
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You want to 'Gram with the shrine?
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No, I'm, uh. I'm good.
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Well, Kathleen.
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-Welcome to the life.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Kathleen, I'd love for you to meet my wife, Ava.
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Ava, I'd like for you to meet my mortal enemy,
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Kathleen Townsend.
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Kathleen.
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It is a pleasure to finally meet you.
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Well, likewise. Likewise.
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Congratulations, newlyweds. Michael and Thank you.
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A May-December romance really warms my heart.
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Aww, that's so sweet.
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And you look wonderful, by the way. Thank you.
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I think I recognize that outfit from season six.
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Okay, well, I will leave the two of you to catch up.
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Behave.
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Congratulations.
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Not bad.
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I mean, a year ago,
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you were doing insurance commercials
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with talking beavers.
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And now, now you have all this
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She have family money?
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Oh no. Ava is 100% self-made.
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She founded a discount online brokerage for women...
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She Trade.
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So this is a treat.
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After three years radio silence.
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What is this? Some kind of 12-Step thing?
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You're a rage-a-holic? You here to make amends?
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No.
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This isn't easy for me, Michael.
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I know that we have hurt each other in the past.
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I know that I have hurt you terribly.
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But I have to ask you for a favor.
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Uh-huh?
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I want you to do a play with me.
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What? It's one night only. Regional theater.
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Oh, but they have very deep pockets.
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I think some of the donors are big "Spooky" fans actually.
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They offered big money.
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What's the play?
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"The Ghosts of Pensacola."
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Ugh. Listen, even 30 years ago, that mope-fest sucked.
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Those were the best reviews of our career.
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It's a low bar.
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Michael, do you know
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that if you died tomorrow,
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you would be remembered
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for Spooky and the Cop.
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Well, that's great.
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That means I provided joy to a lot of people.
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You are an artist.
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It rages in your blood.
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I know your soul.
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I remember what the fire was like on that stage.
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Okay, I think you're overselling it, darling.
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The primal connection we had
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before the success,
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before the feuds and the tabloids.
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Oh yeah, and the "People" magazine interview
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where you implied that I couldn't read.
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I said I was sorry.
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It's still on my Wikipedia page.
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There's a whole subheading. "Illiteracy."
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Michael, I'm desperate.
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Please, I'm begging you.
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I will do anything you want.
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I will prostrate myself publicly.
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But I need this.
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Do you know what it's like for an actress of a certain age?
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You go from mom to senator
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to dementia patient.
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And, and I need the money.
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Well, I'm sorry, Kathleen. The answer's no.
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Okay.
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But if you need some cash, I could, I could ask Ava.
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Oh, fuck you!
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And fuck you, bitch.
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Fuckin' motherfuckers!
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Fuck! Jesus Christ.
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Motherfucker!
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Oh God.
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Michael, I keep asking you
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to keep your pills on you.
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What if I'm not here?
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Ava... Your heart.
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It's just seeing Kathleen
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makes my blood pressure spike.
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I'll get a massage from Jean Marc.
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Darling. Mm?
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Perhaps you should reconsider.
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I worry.
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You know, my money, my career,
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all of... this.
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You miss the limelight.
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But with Kathleen?
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Oh, come on.
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It was 30 years ago.
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I'm sure you've both grown since then.
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Hmm?
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You manipulating, lying shrew!
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Oh, grow up, you're a kept man.
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You should be used to taking direction from a woman.
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There is no way
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I'm letting you direct this damn play!
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Whoops, I am.
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And you would have known that
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had you read your contract
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or had someone read it to you.
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Oh, okay, great. I'm in hell!
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And get this dog off the stage
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before I kick it for three points.
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Come here, Fosse.
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Um, could we possibly discuss
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my character's clubfoot for just a moment?
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Because I would feel personally a lot more comfortable
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if somebody from the clubfoot community
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were advising.
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Oh God. Really? Yeah.
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Just get out there and hobble, honey.
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That's the lunch menu, sir.
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I'll have a club sandwich with a side order of a gun.
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Um, uh, and also, Harry, if it's not too much trouble,
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thanks, could you get me a hibiscus tea, please?
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With milk. Um, but not almond milk.
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I know people like it, but I'm allergic
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to all tree nuts and legumes, actually.
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Of course, you are. Well, no, I am.
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So if those dog treats are peanut-based,
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because they smell peanut-based
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and they say peanut butter on them,
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I could go into anaphylactic shock actually.
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Hold on. What the fuck is that?
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What?
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That thing on your lap.
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What is it?
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My script?
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Would you like a representative
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of the off-book community present?
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You know, this is not a TikTok, baby.
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This is my stage!
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And you show up knowing your goddamn lines.
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These fucking millennials.
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Don't worry. You're doing great.
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You've already lasted longer than John Stamos.
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Where is my stage manager Bill?
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Phil. Okay, Bill,
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we are going to run this play
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the exact same way we did in 1991.
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The timing on my trapdoor exit
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at the finale
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must be exactly the same.
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Well, we don't do trapdoor drops anymore.
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It, it isn't safe.
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There's a 15-foot drop down
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to a concrete floor underneath, and union regulations state...
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Okay, I did that drop every night for one year.
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Frank Rich called it "effective."
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Okay, well, that was a long time, uh, uh...
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Say the word "ago."
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Go ahead.
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I want you to.
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Um... I'll make it as safe as I can.
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Don't knock yourself out, Phil.
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Okay, everyone, come on.
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We have four days to make magic happen here.
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Places, everybody.
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Places.
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Okay, people, to review...
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Every time a military jet flies over,
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I want everything on this stage to shake.
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Shake! You got it. Everything.
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Yes, ma'am. Now, on the third flyover,
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that is the cue for Michael's monologue.
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If he can manage to hit his mark.
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Is that big enough? Can you see it?
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Okay. Now, Bill.
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Bill, I would like to run through my monologue
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all the way till the end till the trapdoor fall.
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It's Phil.
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Yeah, we're ready! Everything's good!
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It was cold in Pensacola that winter.
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Unnatural cold.
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Frost that comes too soon and stays too long.
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Maybe forever.
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The mist rises up and...
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Don't move!
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The mist rises up and covers your toes.
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Then you waste.
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The waves.
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They want to meet the clouds.
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The mother and child reaching out...
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...for each other...
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Oh, goddamn you!
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What the hell...! Hey, Kathleen.
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Why don't you grab me some extra thousand island dressing
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while you're back there.
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch! Mats work.
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Hey. What?
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I almost broke my goddamn neck!
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I'm done. I'm out. I quit. Good.
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You walk out now, you're on the hook
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for a $200,000 kill fee.
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So maybe you want to talk to your wife about it first.
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The one who pays your allowance.
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It's worth every penny!
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You know, I'm not so sure,
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because I think if she knew
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about all your dalliances, maybe not so much.
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Alright. You want some mutually-assured destruction?
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Yeah. I got you, baby.
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Bring it. Because I'm working on my memoirs,
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and I got a whole chapter about...
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...Acapulco.
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You signed an NDA.
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Yeah, well, now I got NFs to G.
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Alright, I'll do your damn play,
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but I tell you this... The doomsday clock is ticking.
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And when the curtains drop on this play tonight,
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you can kiss your career goodbye.
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You might want to check your prenup.
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Because tomorrow,
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Ava is getting a little info in the mail
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about Chyna with a "Y."
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I'm not bluffing.
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I know.
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You're not a good enough actor.
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Okay. Five minutes to call, people. Five minutes.
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Found it. Thank you.
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I got you a seat right up front
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so I can see you.
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Lucky me.
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Break a leg.
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Ava. Ava darling.
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I just wanted to thank you.
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Sorry?
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Well, I know that you convinced Michael
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to do the play with me, and...
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I just... thank you.
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Oh, Kathleen. Oh.
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No, see, I knew that working with you would be
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such a fucking nightmare that it would kill off
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Michael's silly little acting bug
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once and for all, and voila.
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So, thank you.
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Psycho.
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That bitch's teeth don't even match.
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The fuck is going on here?
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Break a leg, Michael. Oh!
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Better not let Kathleen catch you with those.
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What is she going to do, fire me?
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A man can dream.
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Brrrr!
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Tomcat?
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No, that's a Phantom.
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Don't know why they bother.
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They say our boys will be home by Christmas.
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What are you afraid of?
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What will become of her?
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I'm afraid that, that she has
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too much of both of us inside her.
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I'm afraid that she has a gunmetal heart.
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Like you.
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Summer felt like winter
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felt like spring.
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Fucking hack!
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Pathetic excuse for a man.
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You ball-busting harpy.
274
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Ow. Ouch. Ouch.
275
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Goddamn son of a fucking piece of shit.
276
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You washed-up has-been.
277
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,095
You pathetic preening prick!
278
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,931
You are such a failure.
279
00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,599
You think you're an actress?
280
00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:09,475
You're a joke.
281
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,563
A lying, philandering failure.
282
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,982
The whole crew used to laugh at you.
283
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,984
Actress? More like hacktress.
284
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,903
You impotent baby.
285
00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:24,407
How the fuck did I put up with you all these years?
286
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,329
You shriveled prune. Ah, ah!
287
00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:34,000
Not as shriveled as your tiny little dick!
288
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,251
Asshole.
289
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,716
You vain, backstabbing hag.
290
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:48,431
What kind of god!
291
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,391
Bobby.
292
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,228
Bobby, I want my heart to soar.
293
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:57,356
I will dance on your grave.
294
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,400
I'll piss on your grave.
295
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:09,869
It feels like a storm is brewin'.
296
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,121
Did you close the windows, sweetheart?
297
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,630
Oh baby. I saw the Crawford boy down the supermarket today.
298
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:25,134
He works at the base now.
299
00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:32,892
Stop it, Mama. Stop what?
300
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,602
Stop it! Just stop thinking
301
00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:37,063
that any man would ever want me.
302
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:40,316
Oh, no, I didn't say that about your foot.
303
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,527
No! Oh no.
304
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:46,697
They say that there are two types of men in Pensacola:
305
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:50,159
pilots, and the men who keep 'em up in the air.
306
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,414
And if you forget, they'll remind you.
307
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,250
Some folks say that that's why they fly their jets so low.
308
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,711
Make us spill our morning coffee.
309
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:04,048
Always looking up at the skies
310
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,466
in fear.
311
00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,177
Just to keep us in our place.
312
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,102
Look out!
313
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,606
Michael!
314
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,774
Ava.
315
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,609
Shit.
316
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,867
Ava! Ava!
317
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,830
Oh, my God!
318
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:38,583
Oh no!
319
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,006
I think we've got everything we need.
320
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,884
And again, I'm so sorry for your loss.
321
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,968
Thank you.
322
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,220
Oh, I'll give you guys some privacy.
323
00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:53,639
I just want you to know that "Spooky and the Cop"
324
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,850
made me choose a career in law enforcement.
325
00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:58,728
Thank you. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that.
326
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,912
That was the performance of a lifetime.
327
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,289
You did it, darling.
328
00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:20,500
We did it.
329
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,626
We did it.
330
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:32,053
Come on, you threw a tip at a customer.
331
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,197
You know what, it was a dime.
332
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:34,430
And you ate someone's bacon.
333
00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:36,015
They were ignoring me.
334
00:17:36,057 --> 00:17:38,559
You are the worst waitress I've ever had.
335
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,020
And I ran a Cracker Barrel in the Green Zone.
336
00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,688
That last part was unnecessary.
337
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,690
But thank you for your service.
338
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,651
Okay. God.
339
00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:55,243
Well, as firings go,
340
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,702
hardly my best work.
341
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,288
Not bad for a matinee.
342
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,599
You happen to know anyplace else
343
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,333
that's looking for a subpar waitress
344
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,628
that doesn't require paperwork or references?
345
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:09,424
Well, actually, half hours, good tips.
346
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,884
Mm, no benefits.
347
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,553
Seasonal work, so it pays cash.
348
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,514
I can put in a good word for you if you're interested.
349
00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:18,975
Well, that actually sounds pretty perfect.
350
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,017
What's the catch?
351
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,062
~ Philadelphia ~ ~ Yeah ~
352
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,397
~ Am I helping ya? ~ ~ Yeah ~
353
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,791
~ Who's your daddy? And by that, I mean ~
354
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,650
~ Founding Father? ~ Franklin ~
355
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,193
~ Who? Ben Franklin ~ ~ You ~
356
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,486
~ It's no surprise ~
357
00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,280
~ I'm healthy and wealthy and wise ~
358
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,032
~ I've been struck by lightning ~
359
00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,577
~ Anyone can see ~
360
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,288
~ A great big storm and a little old kite ~
361
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,749
~ Helped me find the key ~
362
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,083
This is hell.
363
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,753
~ I'm all about the Benjamin ~
364
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,213
~ Benjamin Franklin... ~
365
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:03,478
Okay, people, to review...
366
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:07,398
Every time a military jet flies over,
367
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,943
I want everything on this stage to shake.
368
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,613
Morning, Jer. Miss me?
369
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,990
Shh! I'm listening to the tech rehearsal.
370
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,577
I'll take that as a yes. What is this...
371
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,079
Bill! Bill!
372
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,748
...the big magilla they've been working on all week.
373
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,667
That's Kathleen Townsend and Michael Graves
374
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,836
doing "Ghosts of Pensacola" here.
375
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,254
I'm losing my shit.
376
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,839
Hey, hey. No, that's not food.
377
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,800
It's a prop. Prop food.
378
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,593
Respect it. Well, this is, this is food.
379
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,136
This is food. You're nuts.
380
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,430
Listen up. No peanuts in anything.
381
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:42,141
The third banana onstage has an allergy.
382
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,060
It's our one-night-only gala event.
383
00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:47,980
It's a sellout, and I don't get halibut every day.
384
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,608
So I need everyone on their toes. Okay.
385
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,335
Wait. Charlie. No!
386
00:20:20,096 --> 00:20:22,056
Oh, goddamn you!
387
00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:25,435
What the hell?!
388
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,187
Hey, Kathleen.
389
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:29,498
Why don't you grab me some extra
390
00:20:29,522 --> 00:20:31,733
thousand island dressing while you're back there?
391
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,151
What?
392
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,569
Son of a bitch!
393
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,028
Mats work!
394
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,405
Bring me the Philistine.
395
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,534
Oh, please, God, no, don't break another wig.
396
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:50,209
Hey. Now you listen to me.
397
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:52,587
When an actor is performing,
398
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:56,716
you don't sneeze, you don't breathe.
399
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,552
You don't dump fucking ice
400
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,096
in a fucking froz� dispenser.
401
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:05,516
Okay, listen, lady, I, I, I, I really. I just...
402
00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:06,851
I'm just doing my job here.
403
00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:09,145
What, do you think people come here for the food?
404
00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:10,813
Well, yeah. I mean, kind of.
405
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,524
Uh... You know, I'm just a waitress.
406
00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:15,085
It's not really my fault that this place came
407
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,611
with a talking wall.
408
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,614
That stage is an altar
409
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,075
where we bare our souls
410
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,660
in search of the truth.
411
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,914
Now you will respect that, young lady,
412
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,166
or you can hit the fucking bricks.
413
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,461
The truth.
414
00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:35,588
Wow. Uh, yeah, sorry.
415
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,049
I just, I happen to know a thing or two about the truth,
416
00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,258
so I'll tell you.
417
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,135
You got Patrick Swayze, "Roadhouse."
418
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,304
Jennifer Jason Leigh, "Single White Female."
419
00:21:43,346 --> 00:21:45,681
Christian Slater, "True Romance."
420
00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:47,475
Truth, truth, truth. Now, you.
421
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,435
Uh, well, I did happen to catch
422
00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:51,270
a few words through the rainstorm.
423
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:54,315
And I'll tell you the truth, I didn't believe a single word.
424
00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,902
In fact, I would say that that's maybe the biggest batch
425
00:21:57,944 --> 00:21:59,779
of bullshit I've heard in my whole,
426
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,489
yeah, whole entire life.
427
00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:04,659
Jesus.
428
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,495
I get it. I'll see myself out.
429
00:22:07,537 --> 00:22:10,706
I haven't been spoken to that way in 30 years.
430
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,502
Uh-huh.
431
00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:16,754
Does this mean I'm not fired. Fired?
432
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:19,507
My God. What you're giving me is gold.
433
00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:21,092
It's fuel.
434
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,680
I live off it. I use it.
435
00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:29,058
And you're lucky you took those earbuds out
436
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,895
because you're about to hear the performance of a lifetime.
437
00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:37,567
I love your work.
438
00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:40,486
Hey.
439
00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:41,487
Hey.
440
00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,322
You survived a face full
441
00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:44,866
of Kathleen Townsend, kid.
442
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:48,828
Uh, I mean, you seem like a normal guy, Phil.
443
00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,830
How are you putting up with these theater people?
444
00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:54,667
Well, you got to love 'em, and you got to understand 'em.
445
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:57,670
I mean, what Kathleen said, she's right.
446
00:22:57,712 --> 00:23:00,798
What happens on that stage is a kind of magic.
447
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,842
And I get to see someone hit with it,
448
00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:06,471
truly transformed by it for the first time every show.
449
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,639
That's probably why I keep doing it.
450
00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:11,100
Well, you're a better man than me, Phil.
451
00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:15,021
Well, everything I said and, but also,
452
00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,189
Jack Daniels
453
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,400
is my dramaturg.
454
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:23,654
Now you see, this is the kind of pep talk I can get behind.
455
00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,865
One night only, kid.
456
00:23:25,907 --> 00:23:27,950
After opening, this is all over.
457
00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:32,246
To opening night.
458
00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:41,047
Excuse me, darling.
459
00:23:41,089 --> 00:23:43,049
Can you get me absolutely shit-faced?
460
00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:45,551
Oh, you'll never see the bottom of that glass.
461
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:46,969
You mean like you?
462
00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:53,226
Summer felt like winter
463
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,394
felt like spring.
464
00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:55,995
Makes you miss the hip-hop Ben Franklin.
465
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,980
I didn't know what the seasons felt like...
466
00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,733
...you washed-up has-been.
467
00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,902
You pathetic, preening prick!
468
00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:04,404
Glad someone's riveted.
469
00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:06,114
...actress. You're a joke.
470
00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:07,758
Kathleen and Michael are fighting backstage,
471
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,134
and they forgot to turn off their mics.
472
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,410
...failure.
473
00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:12,286
The whole crew used to laugh at you.
474
00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,914
-You weren't kidding. Actress? More like hacktress.
475
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:17,750
Hold on, if we can hear this,
476
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,919
you realize who else can hear it, right?
477
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:25,216
And I always ask myself, why, God, why?
478
00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:28,219
But Bobby always made me feel... Prune!
479
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:31,514
Not as shriveled as your tiny little dick!
480
00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:33,141
Asshole!
481
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:35,435
You vain, backstabbing hag.
482
00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,271
Who's talking? Is that the ghost?
483
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,231
That's all I've ever wanted.
484
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:49,949
Oh. Feels like a storm is brewin'.
485
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:54,162
I saw the Crawford boy down the supermarket today.
486
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,246
He asked about you.
487
00:24:55,288 --> 00:24:57,039
Thanks. Oh, stop it, Mama!
488
00:24:57,081 --> 00:25:00,293
Stop thinking that any man would ever want me.
489
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,295
Kill me. Oh!
490
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,006
There are two kinds of men in Pensacola...
491
00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:08,926
Pilots, and the men who keep 'em up in the air.
492
00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:11,262
And if you forget, they'll remind you.
493
00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:12,346
Watch Kathleen.
494
00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:13,490
Some folks say that's why...
495
00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:14,932
She's so present.
496
00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:17,143
Look at her.
497
00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:20,146
Fear and anticipation in her eyes.
498
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,899
Yeah, you're right.
499
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,820
This is the first time I've really believed her.
500
00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:28,946
Look out!
501
00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:30,823
Ava!
502
00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:32,325
Michael! Oh!
503
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:35,745
Ava!
504
00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:44,796
Ava! Ava!
505
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,215
Oh, my God!
506
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,680
I mean, look, it's not your fault.
507
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:57,517
A woman fell to her death on my stage.
508
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:58,684
How is it not my fault?
509
00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:01,062
Because it was a crazy accident, okay?
510
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,022
I mean, just think about all the things
511
00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,941
that had to go wrong.
512
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,652
The light fell. Michael had a heart attack.
513
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,529
His wife ran up with his pills
514
00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,199
after I poured her a bottle of the good stuff, by the way.
515
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,993
If any one of those things hadn't happened,
516
00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,829
you and me will be outside by the dumpsters
517
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,415
ranking Christopher Nolan movies right now.
518
00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:22,667
No, as soon as the curtain goes up,
519
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,502
it's all my responsibility.
520
00:26:25,712 --> 00:26:27,839
I guess I'm lucky.
521
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,560
All the cops had to do is check my thermos,
522
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,300
and I'd be sitting in a cell.
523
00:26:33,052 --> 00:26:35,680
Come on. I know you.
524
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,682
It was just a little Irish coffee
525
00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:38,975
to take the edge off, right?
526
00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,393
Yeah, that's what I thought.
527
00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,104
Maybe I'm a lightweight now.
528
00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:46,858
I know I checked that bolt and those pads.
529
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:49,277
It's the last thing I remember before...
530
00:26:52,238 --> 00:26:53,698
Oh God.
531
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,867
Oh God.
532
00:26:55,908 --> 00:26:57,243
Oh, my God.
533
00:26:57,285 --> 00:26:59,162
Oh, my God.
534
00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:02,290
Oh, my God.
535
00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:07,378
Jesus. Should you be leaving those out?
536
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,213
Baby, I'm an actress.
537
00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:12,091
If I didn't have a bottle of Ambien in my dressing room,
538
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,010
people would ask questions.
539
00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:15,470
Yeah, it's too bad about Phil.
540
00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:18,389
It's not like he's in jail or anything.
541
00:27:18,431 --> 00:27:21,392
He just went a little overboard.
542
00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:24,312
Wow. You really missed your window for playing a femme fatale.
543
00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:26,898
Now, I can remind the whole world
544
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:29,609
what Kathleen Townsend can do.
545
00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,862
And the world is watching.
546
00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:34,864
What are you talking about?
547
00:27:34,906 --> 00:27:37,784
We are trending, baby.
548
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:38,951
Right now,
549
00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:41,829
people are watching us.
550
00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,332
They are really watching.
551
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:50,129
And I never got to deliver my monologue.
552
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,882
No. Yes.
553
00:27:52,924 --> 00:27:55,802
One last performance. Tonight.
554
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,470
No. For Ava.
555
00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,596
No. For Ava.
556
00:27:58,638 --> 00:27:59,847
Fuck that.
557
00:27:59,889 --> 00:28:02,517
What happened to we hide out overseas for a year
558
00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:05,186
and then reemerge confessing our love.
559
00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:06,771
You wrote the script, baby.
560
00:28:06,813 --> 00:28:08,356
I know. I wrote it.
561
00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:09,774
And now I'm flipping it. No.
562
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:11,859
I'm flipping the script entirely.
563
00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:16,823
Yes. Your tragedy is what drew us together.
564
00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:18,449
It's risky.
565
00:28:18,491 --> 00:28:20,618
Oh, baby...
566
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,580
don't you want to be together right now?
567
00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,499
Yes. Hmm?
568
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:29,252
Don't you think we should start spending
569
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,838
some of that She Trade money.
570
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:34,006
Oh yes. Hmm?
571
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,220
The spotlight's ours, baby.
572
00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:41,597
Let's get it while it's hot.
573
00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:54,861
So let me get this straight,
574
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,864
a woman dies right in our faces
575
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,032
and instead of giving us grief counseling,
576
00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:01,826
we have to work.
577
00:29:01,868 --> 00:29:03,661
Theater people are so strong.
578
00:29:03,703 --> 00:29:06,873
I don't know, it just, it, it doesn't make any sense.
579
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:09,792
I mean, the dude had a coronary,
580
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,461
and then his wife died.
581
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:14,756
Like, what doctor signed off on this?
582
00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,424
Find a seat for Sheriff Ed.
583
00:29:16,466 --> 00:29:19,302
He's some crazy "Spooky and the Cop" fan.
584
00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:21,304
It's a sellout. If he doesn't have a ticket...
585
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:22,930
Give the lawman what he wants.
586
00:29:22,972 --> 00:29:25,183
He just dealt with the richest woman in Connecticut
587
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:27,351
getting killed by a drunk stagehand.
588
00:29:27,393 --> 00:29:29,020
Oh, come on. Bullshit.
589
00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:30,396
Thin ice.
590
00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:32,815
Get out there and keep your job.
591
00:29:42,575 --> 00:29:43,785
What do you want?
592
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:45,411
Oh, don't worry about Fosse.
593
00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:47,747
He's very well-behaved today.
594
00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:53,753
So I thought it was weird
595
00:29:53,795 --> 00:29:56,214
that Michael was going over his dialogue for the show
596
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:59,050
since he didn't miss a single line in rehearsal.
597
00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:03,054
So I checked in his coat pocket and lo and behold,
598
00:30:03,096 --> 00:30:07,058
this is not dialogue from "Ghosts of Pensacola."
599
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,769
This is the fight that the two of you had
600
00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:12,063
during my monologue.
601
00:30:12,105 --> 00:30:15,608
The fight that you used to cover up Ava's murder.
602
00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:19,237
Sweetheart, Michael and I are workshopping
603
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,573
a new play by a brilliant new writer,
604
00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:24,909
and we're running lines backstage.
605
00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:27,662
That might fly if I had seen
606
00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:29,497
the two of you backstage together.
607
00:30:29,539 --> 00:30:31,624
But I didn't. You were gone.
608
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:34,085
And my monologue gave you just enough time
609
00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:35,712
to sabotage the light and the trapdoor.
610
00:30:35,753 --> 00:30:37,380
So you did it.
611
00:30:37,422 --> 00:30:39,549
You watch too much "Dateline."
612
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:41,342
No, but I have been watching
613
00:30:41,384 --> 00:30:43,261
a heck of a lot of "Spooky and the Cop."
614
00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:45,388
And this exact thing happens
615
00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:49,559
in season six, episode 11, "Exit Stage Death."
616
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,895
You lazy assholes didn't even bother to change the dialogue.
617
00:30:54,272 --> 00:30:58,151
So, um... here's my price.
618
00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:01,446
And here is my bank info.
619
00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:07,618
So if that money is not in my account
620
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,787
by the end of the play tonight,
621
00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,290
I'm going to the police.
622
00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,420
Oh, and one last thing.
623
00:31:17,462 --> 00:31:19,547
I killed that fucking monologue, okay?
624
00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:22,425
So don't you ever upstage me again.
625
00:31:23,176 --> 00:31:24,594
Fucking boomers.
626
00:31:28,014 --> 00:31:30,224
Okay, what are we going to do?
627
00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:34,437
We have to pay. We have no choice.
628
00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:49,160
Just delivering the prop food.
629
00:31:49,202 --> 00:31:50,912
Oh, I belong here.
630
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,747
Yeah. Okay, sir, prop food.
631
00:31:52,789 --> 00:31:54,165
Jesus.
632
00:31:54,207 --> 00:31:55,875
Ten minutes to curtain.
633
00:31:55,917 --> 00:31:57,502
Ten minutes to curtain.
634
00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:01,339
Phil's preshow checklist.
635
00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:02,965
Oh shit. I got to do the checklist.
636
00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:04,384
Wow.
637
00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:06,844
He ticked off the flappy door checkbox before the show.
638
00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,221
It's here. So?
639
00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,598
If he secured the flappy door,
640
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,600
that means that someone unsecured it.
641
00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:13,976
That means it wasn't Phil's fault
642
00:32:14,018 --> 00:32:15,144
and it wasn't an accident.
643
00:32:15,186 --> 00:32:17,522
Is anyone else besides Kathleen
644
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,565
supposed to go through that flappy door?
645
00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:22,402
Her big trapdoor moment? Are you kidding me?
646
00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:25,947
That means that Kathleen was the target.
647
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,198
I gotta text Phil.
648
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,533
Oh, my God.
649
00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,284
Hey. It's Charlie.
650
00:32:30,326 --> 00:32:31,869
It wasn't your fault.
651
00:32:31,911 --> 00:32:34,831
It was sabotage. S-A-B-O-O...
652
00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:36,558
That doesn't seem right. The show is about to start.
653
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,262
Oh, my God, dude, dude, we just figured out
654
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,812
that someone is trying to kill Kathleen.
655
00:32:39,836 --> 00:32:42,064
Now you're going to give them another whack at the pinata.
656
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:43,756
But the show is about to start!
657
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,761
Oh, if it isn't my fiercest critic.
658
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:52,390
Are you here to give me some notes before my swan song?
659
00:32:52,432 --> 00:32:54,392
It wasn't Phil's fault.
660
00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:55,560
He was framed.
661
00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,730
So I think someone drugged him
662
00:32:58,771 --> 00:33:00,565
and futzed with the floor door.
663
00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,442
I mean, I don't know why,
664
00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:04,026
but I think you were the target.
665
00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:05,653
Me?
666
00:33:05,695 --> 00:33:08,448
You're the only one who was supposed to stand on it, so...
667
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,451
I walk across it many times
668
00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:13,202
and did not fall through.
669
00:33:13,244 --> 00:33:15,747
My blocking is very vigorous.
670
00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:18,332
Okay, uh... Look,
671
00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:20,793
things happen in the theater all the time.
672
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,587
Entire sets collapse.
673
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:24,797
Live wires get exposed,
674
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:27,008
they electrocute actors.
675
00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:28,718
But we persevere.
676
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,220
Hey, I-I'm so sorry. I don't think you're hearing me.
677
00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:32,930
Someone's trying to kill you.
678
00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:35,433
I'm not going to let you go back out there.
679
00:33:40,188 --> 00:33:41,939
I'm already on.
680
00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:44,650
Now get out of my room.
681
00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:46,444
Wardrobe.
682
00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,961
Tomcat?
683
00:34:04,003 --> 00:34:06,464
No, that's a Phantom.
684
00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:09,467
I don't know why they bother.
685
00:34:09,509 --> 00:34:11,969
They say our boys will be home by Christmas.
686
00:34:12,011 --> 00:34:13,221
Cue 38.
687
00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,098
Listen, is that Phil?
688
00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,432
Give me that.
689
00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:17,809
Phil, Phil. Hey.
690
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,852
Listen, I, I, I don't get it.
691
00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:21,771
I mean, the bolt must have been in place
692
00:34:21,813 --> 00:34:23,940
until Ava walked across it.
693
00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:25,608
Did you see anybody else down there?
694
00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:26,567
Nobody.
695
00:34:26,609 --> 00:34:27,819
Look, Charlie, I appreciate
696
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,862
what you're trying to do, but just let it go.
697
00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,072
No can do, Phil.
698
00:34:31,114 --> 00:34:32,758
I'm like De Niro at the end of "Heat," man.
699
00:34:32,782 --> 00:34:34,283
So stay tuned.
700
00:34:36,452 --> 00:34:38,246
I need to see the video of last night's show.
701
00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:41,249
Well, be my guest. Take the curse off me.
702
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:42,875
It's like the video from "The Ring,"
703
00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,436
but with Phil gone, I'm the stage manager
704
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,462
and I have nothing to go on except this video
705
00:34:46,504 --> 00:34:48,131
and Phil's notes from last night.
706
00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,760
Hey, hey, hey.
707
00:34:52,802 --> 00:34:53,970
What is that?
708
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:55,847
Is that smoke?
709
00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,432
Looks like dry ice.
710
00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:01,310
Where do you keep this, uh, dry ice?
711
00:35:08,693 --> 00:35:10,445
Ow! Ow! Ow!
712
00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:11,779
You okay?
713
00:35:11,821 --> 00:35:15,283
Jesus. I-I got to talk to Kathleen.
714
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,952
Hey, wait. Stop!
715
00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:20,955
See that? It's a sight line.
716
00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:23,791
You can't cross it, you're in the play.
717
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:27,086
Bobby was my unexpected gift.
718
00:35:27,879 --> 00:35:29,464
Shameful as it was,
719
00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:33,009
I loved him so.
720
00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:36,471
He liked the stars that moved fast,
721
00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:38,181
like his aircraft.
722
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,849
Hey, I figured it out.
723
00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:41,309
The bolt was dry ice.
724
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,230
Excuse me. That means that someone definitely...
725
00:35:43,269 --> 00:35:45,646
The crickets are certainly very active.
726
00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:47,648
...off! Off the stage.
727
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:49,484
Oh, these crickets are wild.
728
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:50,485
Off the stage.
729
00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:51,944
They need to stop, the crickets.
730
00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:52,862
Get off the stage.
731
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:53,821
You need to stop now.
732
00:35:53,863 --> 00:35:55,490
You need to get off the stage.
733
00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:57,075
Um, Garrett... Jesus!
734
00:35:57,116 --> 00:36:00,244
...what are you doing smoking that filthy thing in the house.
735
00:36:00,286 --> 00:36:03,247
You'll give Daisy pleurisy if you don't watch out.
736
00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:04,624
Mother, I smoke.
737
00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,167
Does that shock you?
738
00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:09,212
That's right. I smoke cigarettes.
739
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:11,422
Your daughter, your little girl.
740
00:36:11,464 --> 00:36:13,341
-Thank God. It suits me. It calms my spirit...
741
00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,343
Hey! ...and it eases my mind.
742
00:36:15,385 --> 00:36:17,804
Uh, yeah, well, looks like we got us
743
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:20,348
a real smoker, Savannah.
744
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,099
Good for you, Daisy.
745
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,809
Hey, what are you doing?
746
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,061
I myself enjoy smoking
747
00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:26,646
by the window over here.
748
00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:29,857
Let me go. Let me go!
749
00:36:29,899 --> 00:36:32,151
Smoke is going to be the death of all of us.
750
00:36:33,236 --> 00:36:34,987
I know what let's do...
751
00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:37,448
let's bake something together.
752
00:36:37,490 --> 00:36:38,825
A key lime pie.
753
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:40,368
Like when you were a little girl.
754
00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:42,662
I'm not a little girl anymore, Mama.
755
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,871
It was Michael!
756
00:36:43,913 --> 00:36:46,457
His fingers are burned from the dry ice
757
00:36:46,499 --> 00:36:48,084
he used to rig the floor.
758
00:36:48,126 --> 00:36:50,545
There's supposed to be milk in here somewhere.
759
00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,046
Oh, there.
760
00:36:52,088 --> 00:36:55,174
Michael was on stage the entire time.
761
00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:57,885
No, the chubby foot monologue, that was three minutes.
762
00:36:57,927 --> 00:37:00,221
He could have... Our argument.
763
00:37:00,263 --> 00:37:02,390
Everyone heard it. You heard it.
764
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:04,976
Now, what the fuck are you even talking about?
765
00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,228
You almost caught the bus, lady.
766
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:09,272
That falling light saved your life.
767
00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:12,150
...if I were a refrigerator, would you pay attention to me?
768
00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:15,319
Exactly. And do you think he rigged the light to kill himself?
769
00:37:15,361 --> 00:37:16,571
The light?
770
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,240
...watching life like his old man!
771
00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:21,993
Why did I push Bobby? Why?
772
00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:25,496
You only told him to aim high.
773
00:37:25,538 --> 00:37:28,750
Isn't that what we all want for our children?
774
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:30,293
Oh.
775
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,920
But when I saw him in those dress blues.
776
00:37:32,962 --> 00:37:37,050
Oh, that boy was born to fly.
777
00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,552
Was he happy, our son?
778
00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:41,179
Was he happy?
779
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:44,098
Oh, baby, you and I both know that
780
00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:45,767
Bobby was never happy
781
00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:49,437
other than when he was up there flying with the birds...
782
00:37:49,479 --> 00:37:53,316
If that matters. If anything matters.
783
00:37:54,484 --> 00:37:55,651
I love you.
784
00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,738
That matters.
785
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:00,615
The truth.
786
00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:03,159
I love you, too.
787
00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:18,508
Hey, hey, chubby foot.
788
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,635
Uh, we've got a situation here.
789
00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,970
Who are you? Did you just come down from the lights?
790
00:38:23,012 --> 00:38:24,222
It doesn't matter. So I thought
791
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:26,015
that Michael was trying to kill Kathleen,
792
00:38:26,057 --> 00:38:27,308
but I was wrong.
793
00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:30,478
It was his wife, and they were in it together.
794
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,271
Michael and Kathleen.
795
00:38:32,313 --> 00:38:34,482
You see, they don't hate each other.
796
00:38:34,524 --> 00:38:36,085
They love each other. Why are you telling me this?
797
00:38:36,109 --> 00:38:38,152
I'm about to go on. Oh, because...
798
00:38:38,194 --> 00:38:39,737
Excuse me. You can prove it.
799
00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:43,991
You see, it was during your foot club speech thing.
800
00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,077
He was futzing with the flappy door,
801
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:49,122
and she, she was messing with the light.
802
00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:50,832
What was it? Three minutes, right?
803
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:54,252
Yes. But I saw the two of them backstage together,
804
00:38:54,293 --> 00:38:55,896
so they couldn't possibly have done it, okay.
805
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,506
So... will you leave me alone. I have to go on.
806
00:38:58,548 --> 00:38:59,757
Wait, why are you lying?
807
00:38:59,799 --> 00:39:01,151
Wait, are you in love with him too?
808
00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:03,261
Will you please leave me alone?
809
00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:04,971
Are you a thruple?
810
00:39:05,012 --> 00:39:06,806
Shit. Mama.
811
00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:09,892
Do you think Billy Crawford will come calling?
812
00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:13,563
Oh, I could call his mother and ask her, couldn't I?
813
00:39:18,985 --> 00:39:22,071
No, never mind, Mama. Forget I mentioned it.
814
00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:23,322
I will.
815
00:39:24,657 --> 00:39:27,493
Do you think there could be a sign or somethin'?
816
00:39:38,296 --> 00:39:40,590
Fucking actors, man.
817
00:39:43,259 --> 00:39:46,387
Chubby foot. Very hardcore.
818
00:39:48,848 --> 00:39:50,975
Shhh.
819
00:39:51,017 --> 00:39:52,143
Quiet, quiet, hey!
820
00:39:52,185 --> 00:39:53,895
Who wants a yummy, yummy
821
00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:55,980
little peanut butter treat?
822
00:39:58,274 --> 00:39:59,650
Oh shit.
823
00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:07,408
Shit, shit, shit.
824
00:40:09,285 --> 00:40:11,579
Look, honey, I made you a little snack.
825
00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:12,622
Oh, Jesus.
826
00:40:12,663 --> 00:40:14,457
Thank you, Mama. Oh shit.
827
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,043
Hey.
828
00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:18,378
Who eats the prop?
829
00:40:18,419 --> 00:40:20,421
Which actor eats the Chex Mix? Rebecca.
830
00:40:20,463 --> 00:40:22,799
No, they put peanut butter in it. They're gonna kill again.
831
00:40:23,299 --> 00:40:24,425
Shit.
832
00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:26,135
I was so young.
833
00:40:26,177 --> 00:40:28,304
Florida State was looking for a fullback.
834
00:40:28,346 --> 00:40:29,764
Coach was scouting me.
835
00:40:29,806 --> 00:40:32,100
You think I wanted to get married at 18?
836
00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:33,976
Do you think I did?
837
00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:07,301
Uh...
838
00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:10,722
I am, I am a ghost of Pensacola.
839
00:41:10,763 --> 00:41:14,308
Uh, and you are not here to eat.
840
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:18,354
You are here to talk about your chubby foot
841
00:41:18,396 --> 00:41:21,315
and, uh, feelings.
842
00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:25,111
Do not let your mother
843
00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:27,530
poison your spirit...
844
00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:33,161
and drive you nuts.
845
00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:36,372
And now I will return
846
00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:40,043
to the spirit realm of Pensacola.
847
00:41:41,169 --> 00:41:42,420
Okay.
848
00:41:42,462 --> 00:41:44,338
Goodbye!
849
00:41:46,716 --> 00:41:48,342
What, why are you looking at me?
850
00:41:48,384 --> 00:41:50,428
What'd I do? What'd I say? Listen, Rebec...
851
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,597
I mean, Daisy. Listen, Daisy.
852
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:53,907
I had nothing to do with your mom...
853
00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:55,308
Mama. What?
854
00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:58,728
Daddy. You already lost one child,
855
00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:01,105
and you almost lost another one.
856
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:05,359
So now, the price of my love
857
00:42:05,401 --> 00:42:07,195
has doubled,
858
00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:10,073
and I demand to see it immediately.
859
00:42:11,783 --> 00:42:13,701
Are you fucking kidding me? Immediately!
860
00:42:19,749 --> 00:42:24,212
Summer felt like winter...
861
00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:27,465
How could you do that without talking to me first?
862
00:42:27,507 --> 00:42:29,634
What? Oh, yes.
863
00:42:33,012 --> 00:42:34,722
What were you thinking?
864
00:42:34,764 --> 00:42:37,225
Someone had to do it.
865
00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,227
You're insane.
866
00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,896
We could have paid her off. This would all be over.
867
00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:43,856
Oh, don't be so naive.
868
00:42:43,898 --> 00:42:46,109
She would have just come back for more.
869
00:42:48,111 --> 00:42:51,739
Hey, Sheriff. Never meet your heroes, right?
870
00:42:54,158 --> 00:42:56,702
You spend years planning your wife's murder
871
00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:59,539
to get shafted by a fucking day player.
872
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,499
I will shove that peanut butter
873
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:05,253
down that Juilliard bitch's throat if I have to.
874
00:43:05,294 --> 00:43:07,755
No. Okay, look, that's it.
875
00:43:07,797 --> 00:43:09,674
We're going to pay her off, alright.
876
00:43:09,716 --> 00:43:11,259
I'm going to call my business manager.
877
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,428
He is going to have a fit.
878
00:43:13,469 --> 00:43:16,431
Michael, what the fuck is that?
879
00:43:16,472 --> 00:43:17,807
What?
880
00:43:18,933 --> 00:43:20,518
What in the hell?
881
00:43:23,479 --> 00:43:26,190
Oh... shit.
882
00:43:32,655 --> 00:43:34,574
We're fucked.
883
00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,576
They heard everything.
884
00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:39,829
What do I do now?
885
00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:44,834
We use it.
886
00:43:46,252 --> 00:43:47,754
Showtime, baby.
887
00:43:51,841 --> 00:43:54,635
I used to wait for that parade every year.
888
00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:57,013
Independence Day.
889
00:43:58,389 --> 00:44:01,225
For who? From what?
890
00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:04,520
Bobby's real daddy went down over the Sea of Japan.
891
00:44:05,605 --> 00:44:08,232
July 12th, 1952.
892
00:44:09,692 --> 00:44:11,277
An aviator.
893
00:44:12,695 --> 00:44:15,531
Why did you take Bobby?
894
00:44:15,573 --> 00:44:18,409
He was better than me in every way!
895
00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:23,664
It was cold in Pensacola that winter.
896
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,709
Unnatural cold.
897
00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:29,504
Frost that comes too early
898
00:44:29,545 --> 00:44:32,006
means to stay too long,
899
00:44:32,048 --> 00:44:33,508
maybe forever.
900
00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:36,094
The mists rise up.
901
00:44:36,135 --> 00:44:39,722
They cover your ankles, then your waist.
902
00:44:40,723 --> 00:44:44,602
The sea longs to reach the clouds.
903
00:44:46,229 --> 00:44:49,857
Mother and child reachin' out for each other.
904
00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,568
When my sweet Bobby went up...
905
00:44:53,736 --> 00:44:56,406
he always took me with him.
906
00:44:56,447 --> 00:44:58,950
And so it follows that that day,
907
00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:01,702
I, too, went down.
908
00:45:03,413 --> 00:45:05,623
That cold winter.
909
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:09,502
This winter.
910
00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:12,213
The mists up to the lashline.
911
00:45:13,589 --> 00:45:16,467
Ice on the wing is mist on the ground,
912
00:45:16,509 --> 00:45:17,802
is tears.
913
00:45:18,636 --> 00:45:20,430
The mist rises up,
914
00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:22,932
and I kneel down to meet it.
915
00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:29,313
And so now I too become
916
00:45:30,273 --> 00:45:31,983
just another ghost...
917
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,240
of Pensacola.
918
00:45:43,453 --> 00:45:44,537
Bravo!
919
00:45:44,579 --> 00:45:46,372
Bravo!
920
00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:49,667
~ I'm just ~
921
00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:53,838
~ A Broadway Baby ~
922
00:45:58,342 --> 00:46:02,305
~ Walking off my tired feet ~
923
00:46:05,475 --> 00:46:09,937
~ Pounding 42nd Street ~
924
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:14,150
~ To be in a show ~
925
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,659
~ Broadway Baby ~
926
00:46:26,829 --> 00:46:31,834
~ Learning how to sing and dance ~
927
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:38,466
~ Waiting for that one big chance ~
928
00:46:38,508 --> 00:46:42,136
~ To be in a show ~
929
00:46:46,724 --> 00:46:48,017
~ Gee ~
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