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Hey, Allison. No costume this year?
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Or as I should say...
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Way to commit.
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Thanks.
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It really hurt my throat.
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Ooh, let me guess.
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Are you Sia? Sia's grandmother?
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Close... I'm Sia-later.
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Sia-later, y'all.
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That's way more clever than hot dog.
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Hey, it's Dr. Hot Dog, okay?
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That really hurts, Allison.
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You make fun of my costume every year.
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Then you of all people
should know how hurtful that is.
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Ooh, holiday treats.
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Don't do it.
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Don't do what?
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Oh, good, someone's finally trying
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my Hallow-vegan boo-nana bites.
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I gave you the warning cough.
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What do you think?
Can you taste the lentils?
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Yeah, it's very dusty.
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Ooh, that's the mushrooms.
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Okay.
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So, what's everyone
got planned for tonight?
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Probably get my stomach pumped,
my tongue sanded.
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Because of your cookies, to be clear.
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Well, I certainly have no plans,
that's for sure.
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Yeah, just sort of hoping
something pops up.
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Maybe a party or gathering
with a few work friends.
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I'm available.
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So, Allison, how are the kids?
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Molly's good, but I'm
a little worried about Dave.
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Oh, oh. We're really doing this.
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Okay.
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The other day I caught him
on the computer looking at...
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I know where this is going.
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You really don't.
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He has a Pinterest board
of the top cities to retire in.
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He's 11.
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Ah! Tell him Scottsdale.
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That's where I'm heading
when the music stops.
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I'll pass that along.
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The point is, he's trying
to grow up too fast.
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He's not even trick-or-treating tonight.
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What?! Then who's gonna give me
my sour gummy worms?
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You know you can buy candy, right?
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I know!
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Sorry, I'm overheating.
It's really warm in here.
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The thing is, every Halloween,
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I have this tradition
of scaring the hell out of Dave.
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Geez, you really are a witch.
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Um, I don't get that because Allison's
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not dressed up like anything right now.
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Okay.
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I mean like a fun scare
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like my mom used to do
to me and my brother
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when we were kids. And we loved it.
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That's why Halloween's
my favorite holiday.
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And Dave loves it, too.
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He'd scream and jump into my arms,
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- and I'd get a good snuggle.
- Aww.
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But now he says it's too baby-ish.
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This morning,
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I woke him up with this, but nothing.
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Spider! Run!
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It's fake.
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It's not real.
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I know!
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Sorry, I really got to get out of this.
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- Trick or treat!
- Trick or treat!
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Oh, you two look so cute.
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I remember when I used to
trick-or-treat.
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Well, have fun and be safe out there.
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Thanks, Dave.
See you at school tomorrow.
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Okay, Barry. Be good, Wayne!
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Kids.
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Okay, I have to throw together
a costume for tonight.
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Anyone have any ideas?
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I thought Tammy's party was no costumes.
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It was, but then Tammy
got the flu, lost three pounds,
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and now wants everyone
in costumes so she can show off.
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Teenagers.
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You guys, I have 30 minutes
to figure out what to go as.
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Here's idea.
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You can roll around in garden,
go as dirt person.
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And now I have 29 minutes.
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Dave, you want a snack?
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Oh, no, I made a mistake!
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Those are eyeballs from the hospital!
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Nice try, mom. They're peeled grapes.
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The only thing scary about them
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is that all the nutrients
are in the skin.
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Seriously? You didn't even flinch.
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I'm not a little kid.
Nothing scares me anymore.
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Except Social Security running out,
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or the ripple effects of the Brexit.
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I used to love scaring you
and having you run into my bed.
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I miss snuggling my little boy.
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Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.
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- No costume?
- Shut up.
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You know, Dave,
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it's good that you're
not scared anymore.
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I agree, it's really gonna help
my high-dive game.
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I have a ghost story.
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But, uh... it's too scary for children.
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A ghost story on Halloween?
Groundbreaking.
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Oh, but it's not a normal ghost story.
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It's a gwishin story.
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- Gwishin?
- Yeah.
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"Gwishin" means "ghost" in Korean.
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I never told your father
this story when he was a boy
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because he would've been too scared.
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Pshh! I ain't afraid of no gwishin.
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Me, neither. But go ahead, Grandpa.
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Tell us your little story.
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A long time ago,
there was a boy named Hyun
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who lived with his mother
in a cottage by the woods.
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Every morning, Hyun's mother
would walk him to school.
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One day, he decided he
was old enough to walk alone.
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My sweet boy,
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it's too dangerous,
and you're too young.
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Come on, Mom.
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I'm basically 11 going on 46.
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I'm a big boy.
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But we live on the edge
of a haunted forest.
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There's all kinds of ghosts
out there that could hurt you.
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Especially...
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the faceless ghost.
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What does he look like?
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Really? The name doesn't...
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I promise I know the way.
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Right, right, left, right, left,
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straight for a while, then left,
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third door on your right.
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Well, that is the way.
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Fine, but no shortcuts
and don't talk to strangers.
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Geez, don't get
your burlap panties in a bunch.
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I got this, Mom.
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I like this kid. He's got gumption.
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And I bet he makes it to school
without incident.
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What do you think?
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I could put my hair up in a pompadour
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and be Janelle Monae.
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Is that my tux?
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And how are the legs so... short on you?
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I don't know.
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'Cause you have the body of a gymnast,
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minus the muscle and the skill
and the temperament.
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You can't borrow it,
because I got married in it,
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and hopefully one day,
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Dave will get married in it, too.
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Dad, I'm tearing up.
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May I?
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I'm sorry. We were having a moment.
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By now, Hyun was deep into the woods
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and he was very thirsty.
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Luckily, he came upon an old stone well.
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An old stone well.
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Let me guess...
Hyun gets a waterborne illness
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from drinking out of
an unreliable source?
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What type of ghost story would that be?
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An educational one
that saves many lives.
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Just as Hyun
was about to touch the water...
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Great! A person.
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This was a chong gak gwishin,
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which means "bachelor ghost."
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He wanders eternally looking for love,
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but is so lonely
he'll settle for a friend.
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Yeah, I really didn't have
anything planed for tonight,
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so I'm really happy to see you.
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Hey, would you like to join me
in a pint of death water?
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Death water?
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This guy's throwing off
some serious stranger danger.
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This guy's badass just like Hyun.
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They should buy leather jackets
and lean against walls together.
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He's your father.
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He's your son.
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Anyway, there they were at the well.
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Hey, I don't mean to be rude,
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but I'm not supposed to talk
to strangers.
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Oh, don't think of me as a stranger, no.
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Regard me rather as a creepy friend
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who will be at your side
for all eternity.
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That checks out.
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Cheers.
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Why is this called death water anyway?
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What? Huh? No, nothing! Huh?
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I'll tell you this much,
you certainly won't die
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from having just one little sip of it.
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Hey, would you like to be distracted
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by a really cool party trick?
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Check this out.
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Huh?
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Here, catch.
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Aw, man.
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Right, right, left, right, left,
straight for a while,
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then left, third door on your right.
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Where's the door?
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Where's the door?!
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This...
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is...
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bananas.
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You went to get your beer
five minutes ago.
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- What took so long?
- I did get a beer five minutes ago.
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This is my second beer.
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Daddy's drinking because
the story makes him nervous,
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not because he doesn't love you.
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No judgment.
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I'm drinking for the same reason.
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So, Hyun was totally lost
in the woods...
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"Blair Witch" style.
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And he wandered right into a cemetery.
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Why a cemetery? It's always a cemetery.
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Why you enter my bedroom?
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This is the Jeoseung Saja,
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the powerful, handsome
Korean grim reaper.
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Your bedroom's a cemetery?
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Of course.
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Where you think "sleep
when you're dead" come from?
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Actually, I was just passing through.
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Can't let you go...
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until you and I play a little game.
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Game? Oh, I see.
H-How about hide and seek?
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You hide and I'll seek
a way out of here.
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Tough crowd.
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Jeoseung Saja's one humorless gwishin.
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Or Hyun is not as funny
as he think he is.
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What about this? Pretty fly, right?
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Aw, sick! That's perfect!
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The old threads
from my break-dancing crew.
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You were in a breakdancing crew?
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Yeah, the Bibimbap Boyz.
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It was dope!
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Wait, the back's all split open.
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Yep, from the time I went full windmill
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and split my pants
on a crowded boardwalk.
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That was a long and windy walk home.
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Good times.
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So, what game did Hyun have to play
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with the grim reaper?
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With his lack of upper body strength,
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I pray it's not a ball sport.
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I bet he's stronger
than everyone things.
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He's not.
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Anyway...
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I have riddle for you.
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If you answer correctly, you go free.
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If you answer incorrectly, you die.
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The doctor's a woman.
The weapon was an icicle.
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They were actually twins!
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Riddle is...
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what wears clothing in its infancy
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but gets rid of it
when reaching maturity?
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Oh, I know that one.
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Pass.
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Hmm.
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What wears clothing in infancy.
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A human baby who's a catalogue model?
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00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,735
But then why does he lose his clothes?
262
00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:58,839
Think, Dave. He's a nudist.
263
00:11:58,874 --> 00:12:01,708
A human baby catalogue model
who grows up to be a nudist.
264
00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:02,909
Final answer.
265
00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:06,012
No! How are you a doctor?
266
00:12:07,382 --> 00:12:09,015
But Hyun knew the answer, right?
267
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:12,586
No, but Hyun was clever in other ways.
268
00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:18,425
Okay, the answer to your riddle is...
269
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:20,861
Oh!
270
00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:26,299
Right in the ghost nuts!
The answer was bamboo!
271
00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:29,903
Wait, bamboo wears clothing
in its infancy?
272
00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:32,539
Classic Korean riddle. Get onboard.
273
00:12:34,343 --> 00:12:37,777
And so, Hyun wandered,
274
00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:41,281
not sure what to do or where to go.
275
00:12:41,316 --> 00:12:43,650
From the distance, he heard a sound.
276
00:12:43,752 --> 00:12:44,885
It's a trap.
277
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,053
Or it's a rad pop-up concert
in the woods.
278
00:12:47,122 --> 00:12:49,456
Korea's Coachella.
279
00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,533
Who was she?
280
00:12:59,601 --> 00:13:00,767
She was a gumiho.
281
00:13:00,836 --> 00:13:02,469
She lures children to her
282
00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:04,504
so she can eat their hearts and livers.
283
00:13:04,573 --> 00:13:06,373
Not cool, gumiho.
284
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:16,650
Uh... I'll listen from back here.
285
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:19,619
It's... beautiful, by the way.
286
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:22,656
I'm definitely gonna buy
some merch after the encore.
287
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:28,995
♪ Ye-e-e-e-e-e-ah ♪
288
00:13:30,432 --> 00:13:31,665
Got him!
289
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,999
Perfect.
290
00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:34,234
Put him in the cage and ready him.
291
00:13:34,369 --> 00:13:35,735
I wish he had a little bit
more meat on him,
292
00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:36,937
but he'll do.
293
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:38,039
I'm starving.
294
00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:46,046
You're going to die very soon.
295
00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:51,384
I'm sorry, that's just nervous laughter.
296
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,722
Hyun can't get eaten! He's Hyun!
297
00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:57,757
You want to know if he escapes?
298
00:13:57,859 --> 00:13:59,793
- Yes!
- Yes!
299
00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:00,927
Okay.
300
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:03,196
You'll find out after these messages.
301
00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:15,541
Just a precaution if the lights go out
302
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,610
because your grandfather
accidentally opens up
303
00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:20,213
a portal to Korean hell.
304
00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:23,349
Oh, I would never open portal
to you doing karaoke.
305
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:27,387
See? Now, that's funny.
306
00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:29,055
Okay, can we get back to the story?
307
00:14:29,157 --> 00:14:30,790
Well, that depends. Dave?
308
00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:33,626
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
309
00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:36,129
So, Hyun was locked in a cage,
310
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,564
desperate to figure a way out.
311
00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:43,803
I'm gonna eat you up.
312
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:45,705
Aah!
313
00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:47,507
Listen,
314
00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:48,908
come get me when it's 10 after.
315
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,143
I'm gonna need extra salt
316
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:52,478
and a glass three quarters filled
with death water.
317
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,946
Wow, you're very organized.
318
00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:56,616
Yeah, well, I'd like to think
that in another life
319
00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,351
I'd be an office manager.
320
00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:01,421
With an attitude! Now back up!
321
00:15:09,064 --> 00:15:12,298
So, what led you to take up
employment for...
322
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,533
gumiho, was it?
323
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,401
Oh, you and I have the same story.
324
00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:17,603
Yeah, I got lost walking alone
to school,
325
00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:19,639
and now I must serve her forever.
326
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,774
You went to East Boys Academy, too?
327
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,276
Yeah, go Raccoon Dogs!
328
00:15:24,212 --> 00:15:26,346
Class of 1795.
329
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,047
Wait, so you're...
330
00:15:28,149 --> 00:15:29,215
Dead? Yep.
331
00:15:29,317 --> 00:15:32,033
But like, super flattered
you couldn't tell.
332
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,455
I got to get out of here.
333
00:15:35,557 --> 00:15:36,557
- Why?
- Aah!
334
00:15:36,658 --> 00:15:39,559
Party's just getting started.
335
00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:41,594
I thought we really hit it off
back at the well,
336
00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:45,064
so I followed you here
and I figured, you know...
337
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,300
best friends forever.
338
00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,736
And I do mean forever.
339
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:53,691
I really got to get out of here.
340
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,342
Hey, uh, dead boy?
341
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,878
Do you remember our school pledge?
342
00:15:58,980 --> 00:15:59,779
Of course.
343
00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:01,447
How's it go again?
344
00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:03,316
"We are men of honor.
345
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:06,152
We are truthful day and night.
346
00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:09,188
When a fellow raccoon dog needs me...
347
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,791
I always do...
348
00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:13,393
what's right."
349
00:16:16,798 --> 00:16:18,564
Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
350
00:16:20,301 --> 00:16:21,934
Now will you let me out of the cage?
351
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:24,036
Oh, God, no. Definitely not.
352
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,640
Great. What part of me
are you gonna eat?
353
00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:28,908
Oh, well, I'm a vegan,
354
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,252
so I'm probably just gonna have,
like, a pinecone salad.
355
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,246
Ooh, maybe with some bog pudding,
356
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,314
'cause it is my cheat day.
357
00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:39,252
Ahh, I really thought
the whole school spirit act
358
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:40,653
was gonna work.
359
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,388
It did.
360
00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:45,088
That was just to get him close enough
so I could steal these.
361
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,032
I'm out of here, chong gak gwishin.
362
00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:54,167
Keep it real.
363
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,769
Or whatever this is.
364
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,471
What about me?!
365
00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:00,540
Oh, wait a sec.
366
00:17:00,642 --> 00:17:03,109
I'm a ghost.
367
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:05,945
That always tickles.
368
00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:10,909
Hyun was looking for anything
to help him find his way.
369
00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:13,453
Finally.
370
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:15,713
A message that couldn't be any clearer.
371
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:19,653
_
372
00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:24,597
He walked down the dock
373
00:17:24,699 --> 00:17:26,666
and wondered what he should do next.
374
00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:29,035
I wonder what I should do next.
375
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:33,039
This is the mulgwishin,
376
00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:35,308
a water ghost who uses her long arms
377
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:37,076
to pull children into the lake.
378
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:39,946
Why on earth would they build
a boys school in this area?
379
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:02,702
You'll have to excuse my appearance.
380
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,238
I didn't have time to find
anything better to wear,
381
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:09,442
so I just threw on this old thing.
382
00:18:11,613 --> 00:18:15,581
Can I... have a hug?
383
00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:20,653
Boy, I got to tell you,
my instincts are saying yes.
384
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,262
That's it. I'm out.
385
00:18:29,364 --> 00:18:31,731
Ken, calm down. It's a story.
386
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:32,932
It's just so real.
387
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,168
What about this?
388
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,611
Well, that settles it.
Creepy cat lady it is.
389
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:50,349
It's not too scary for you, is it?
390
00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:51,751
It's okay to go on?
391
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:54,120
Um...
392
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:56,489
Okay.
393
00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,022
Wait.
394
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,027
There's a lump on that side of the sofa.
395
00:19:01,129 --> 00:19:02,718
The floor is yours.
396
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,133
Come here, little man!
397
00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:08,663
- There he is!
- Get him!
398
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,703
- Aah!
- I've come for you!
399
00:19:10,805 --> 00:19:13,422
Honestly, I just want to be your friend.
400
00:19:17,812 --> 00:19:19,879
Wait, why did all the ghosts disappear?
401
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:23,382
Because the scariest gwishin
of all was approaching.
402
00:19:23,485 --> 00:19:25,618
Even the other ghosts
are afraid of this one?
403
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,387
Get out of there, Hyun!
You're just a boy!
404
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:31,057
This is the faceless Dalgyalgwishin.
405
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:34,827
So hideous, legend has it
that if you look right at one,
406
00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:37,530
you will die instantly.
407
00:19:41,202 --> 00:19:44,103
The Dalgyalgwishin
disappeared into the mist.
408
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,706
Hyun was finally safe.
409
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:50,109
And that's the moment he
learned not to act like a man
410
00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,278
when he was still just a boy.
411
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,613
That...
412
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:54,814
was...
413
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,452
bananas.
414
00:19:58,679 --> 00:19:59,685
Phew!
415
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,888
But by then, he was too late.
416
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:03,422
Wait, what?!
417
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:18,471
Mommy! Hold me!
418
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:20,239
Are you scared?
419
00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,174
Oh, are you scared?
420
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,743
I never want to grow up.
421
00:20:23,845 --> 00:20:26,412
I want you to walk me to school forever.
422
00:20:26,514 --> 00:20:30,483
Of course I will,
all the way through college.
423
00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:34,286
Thank you.
424
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,959
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!
425
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:41,718
I ain't afraid of no gwishin!
426
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:46,742
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