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Previously on ‘Boston Legal’…
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I used to work on the Texas Innocence Project.
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One of my cases is up on appeal.
I could really use your help.
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I'm looking for the best lawyer
I can find. I think that's you.
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I don't like jibber jabber in my courtroom.
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Oh my goodness.
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That's about as far as you should go.
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She just kissed you.
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I'm not going to pursue it.
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He shoots a client in the knee,
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he then shoots a homeless man
with a paintball gun.
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Could you kindly point in any direction
other than my head.
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It's not loaded.
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Oh, I guess it is.
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For God's sake Denny.
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It's just that I feel
my song is still in me.
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What song?
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My song.
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Everybody has a song in them,
Sidney. You should know that.
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Oh, I see. And yours is
still unsung. Is that it?
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Yeah.
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I mean here I am in my seventies
and I still feel that
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everything I wanted
to express in life
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is still bottled up inside me
like a kidney stone.
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Talk to me Sidney.
What are you thinking?
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I think you're bored, Denny.
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Bored?
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How can I be bored?
I'm Denny Crane.
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Even the sound of my name fascinates.
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More Sidney! More about me.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Well, I think that you are a
silverspoon-fed, rich, empty sack
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who has nothing to do now but
count his money, or spend it
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on hookers and therapists who
offer up some form of affirmation,
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and frankly, I'm sick of it!
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I would no longer even treat you,
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but for the 600 dollars an hour
I charge, which sum,
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I might assure you, which is meant
to deter your recurring visits.
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Do you understand me Denny?
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I would sooner leap from the window
than see your lips move,
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the sight of which is the visual cue
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that feculent blather
is about to spew forth.
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This is no way for a therapist
to talk to a patient.
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My official medical recommendation
would be that you take yoga classes,
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so that you might gain
the necessary flexibility
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to stick your head up your ass.
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Well… I do feel like
an empty sack sometimes.
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In occasions, depression.
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It even caused me to buy
a handgun to end it.
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I even carry it around with me,
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never knowing when I might decide
to join the ranks of the unliving.
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And then I think to myself,
“How unoriginal”.
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Suicide is so ordinary.
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But,
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if I were to shoot my doctor,
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well…
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Ah now, Denny, but that would result in
you actually accomplishing something real.
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You see, something actual,
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as opposed to the manufactured heroics
of your publicist, the mad cow,
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and then it suddenly might matter,
really matter that you were born.
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And how would you handle that
after seventy plus years of
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unmitigated insignificance?
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You don't think I matter?
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Oh, pull the trigger, Denny!
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Do something to rise above
your insipid press releases.
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All the meaninglessness! Just pull it!!
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You think I won't?
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Actually, I happen to know you will.
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I happen to know you must.
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You see, you're pointing a gun
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at your thereapist, who's not only got
a death wish of his own,
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but also a life insurance policy
which excludes suicide.
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And you see, Denny,
I've often wondered,
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“How could I possibly end my life without
forfeiting my son's Harvard education?”
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But if I were to be murdered, then…
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So…
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You must shoot me,
or I will shoot you.
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Go ahead, pull the trigger
or I will kill you.
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Okay, Sidney.
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Pull it!
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I'm not gonna shoot you! Don't be ridiculous.
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Then you must die.
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Come on, Sidney, game's over.
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Give you the count of three.
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One…
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Sidney!
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Two…
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For God's sake!
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Three.
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What now?
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Denny shot his therapist.
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Dear God!
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Paint ball?
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Real bullets.
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Is he…?
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No, the man is apparently going to survive.
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He's in the hospital. Denny's in custody…
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Where's Alan?
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It's not that I'm not ready, your honor,
it's that I was called for trial.
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Division 6, Judge Holt.
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Judge Holt does not control
my courtroom.
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I told you the last time,
there'd be no further continuances.
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I cannot be in two places
at the same time.
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Then you should have gotten
somebody else from your office to cover.
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Somebody else? The public defender's
office is so over extended.
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So is the DA's office.
He's here and ready.
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Of course he's ready, because
they prioritize the racial profiling cases.
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I object to that, your honor.
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The truth is we shouldn't even be here.
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Save it for trial counsel,
which will begin tomorrow,
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either with or without you.
Adjourned!
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Excuse me.
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I couldn't help but overhear which is
so often the case when people shout.
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My name is Alan Shore.
I'm an extraordinary attorney.
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I could tell you stories,
but more incredibly, I'm available.
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Alan!
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Chelena.
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Oh my God.
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How are you?
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I'm fine. How are you?
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Today, a little dyspeptic
but in general I'm splendid.
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God, the last time I saw you…
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I think it was a Sunday.
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Then I was taken off the air,
you went off to do movies,
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and I got switched to Tuesdays…
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And here we are, with old footage.
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Exactly.
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You look smashing.
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And you're black.
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Sorry?
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This is fate.
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I just took a case where I think
race was a factor. Profiling.
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I'd love to exploit you, which I believe
you invited me to do once.
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I meant sexually.
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Yes.
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So this case involves persecution,
civil rights, all the good stuff.
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Can legal aides spare you?
The client's indigent.
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Alan, the last time
we worked together I kissed you.
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Really? I've forgotten.
You'll have to refresh me on that.
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Excuse me.
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My lover.
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Hello, Denny.
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You did what?
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Thought he was a quail.
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I'm not laughing.
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It's total self defense.
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After I threatened to kill him, the bastard
threatened to kill me. It's not right.
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Why were you carrying the gun?
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I have a constitutional right to bear arms.
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Not a concealed weapon you don't.
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Oh, yes I do,
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and the Supreme Court's gonna say so,
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just as soon as they finish
overturning Roe vs Wade.
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Denny, this time you've gone way too far.
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You always say that.
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No I don't. Paul Lewiston does.
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Besides, you shot a man, another man.
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I'm telling you I had no choice.
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The man was gonna kill me.
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He could go to jail for this.
I mean, how could he avoid it?
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Well, first of all, he's claiming self defense.
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Second, the guy's apparently okay.
He just took it in the clavical.
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And third, we're talking about Denny.
He shoots people all the time.
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Well, you're probably right.
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He's probably already booked himself
on Larry King Live.
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What's happening with Sandy?
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Nothing.
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I thought you were gonna…
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Nothing's happening with Sandy.
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Didn't you have your big second date?
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Nothing's happening with Sandy.
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She dumped me.
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Sorry. Did she say why?
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Doesn't really matter.
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Brad, while I appreciate how
deeply guarded you are,
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you need to share more.
You don't have any friends to talk to.
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I have plenty.
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Name three.
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What happened?
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You know, I'm going to tell you,
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just to see if the look on your face
remotely matches the look on mine when she…
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You know why she dumped me?
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Because I'm a lousy kisser.
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Yeah, exactly my reaction.
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Well, um… All I can say,
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if that is in fact the reason…
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It is.
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You're sure?
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I called an ex-girlfriend,
she confirmed it.
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Confirmed it?
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I'm the worst kisser in the history of…
the planet.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Let me ask you something.
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Is it really that important
in the scheme of a relationship
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and all it's potential, including but
not limited to the parenting of children,
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is how a man kisses really that important?
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Well, at the beginning,
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all the promise of romance,
and forgive me, but the magic…
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it's yes, it's in the kiss.
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Women are always complaining
about not being taken seriously.
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And you look at the leading
woman's magazines,
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Vogue, Cosmopolitan, it's always about
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“how do I get a man?”, “how do I look?”,
“how do I please a man in bed?”
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And I discover that they're willing to measure
the substance of a relationship with a kiss.
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It isn't men who demean women.
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It's women.
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Hey Alan. How's it going?
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Fine, thanks, how are you?
You can get back to me on that.
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Brad, if there's something trapped in there,
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I encourage you to let it out quickly.
I'm due in court.
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Well, I was wondering,
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if I could join you and Denny
on the balcony sometime?
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Just trying to diversify my life
with some male bonding and
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I was wondering… you know.
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Brad, any gathering of three or more men
always seems like a team to me,
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and I've never been much of a team player.
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So if you're going to show, count me out.
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But is there something specific
you'd like to talk about?
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Are you a good kisser?
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Case number 62345,
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the Commonwealth vs Denny Crane,
attempted murd—
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Alan Shore for the defendant,
we'll waive reading of the charges.
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Oh dear God, it's you.
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I know who I am, counsel.
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You don't need to tell me it's me.
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I know perfectly well it's me.
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That's superfluous information
that is tantamount to jibber jabber.
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I do not tolerate jibber jabber
in my courtroom.
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The defense enters a plea of not guilty
and move for a probable cause hearing.
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Why?
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Why?
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First up, because I'm entitled to,
second, because I feel…
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He shot him.
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The victim is in the hospital.
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I think I have enough probable cause,
Mr Shoop.
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Actually your honor,
since our last get-together,
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I've changed my name
from Shoop to Shore.
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I figured since it's already
on my driver's license and passport,
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not to mention all the pleadings before you,
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though I'd never presume
you'd read pleadings of course…
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They're jibber jabber.
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The victim is in fact scheduled
to be released from the hospital today.
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It was simply a shoulder wound,
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which was where my client was hoping
the bullet would land,
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once the gun accidentally went off,
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when the victim threatened to shoot my client,
putting him in reasonable fear for his life.
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You honor, if he wants a probable cause hearing,
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let him call the arresting officer.
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The arresting officer wasn't there.
It was only my client and Dr Fields.
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We're talking about attempted murder here.
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The damage to Mr Crane's reputation
could be irreparable.
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00:12:56,664 --> 00:12:58,035
These charges never should have been filed,
253
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,949
and I should be allowed a probable cause hearing.
254
00:12:59,949 --> 00:13:02,652
You talk to much.
255
00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:06,444
Assuming the victim is physically able,
256
00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:12,086
we shall reconvene at 3 pm tomorrow,
you talker!
257
00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:14,404
Enough of this… this…
258
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:15,986
Poopycock!
259
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,183
Poopycock.
260
00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:19,339
Poopycock.
261
00:13:27,237 --> 00:13:29,180
Oh no. No no no no. No you don't.
262
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,465
Get out, Denny.
263
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,275
Dr Fields, I'm Alan Shore.
264
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,015
You undoubtedly know by now
265
00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:38,020
that we've subpoena'ed you to appear
at a probable cause hearing.
266
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:42,282
Well that's not a very wise ploy, Mr Shore.
What is it you expect me to say?
267
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:46,548
That you forced Denny to shoot you.
That you gave him no choice.
268
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,761
Oh, you don't wanna be calling me
to the stand, okay?
269
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:52,537
Dr Fields, Denny informed me
270
00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:57,419
that your intense desire to die
played a significant part in what happened.
271
00:13:57,454 --> 00:14:02,434
You know, often when people contemplate dying,
they take measure of their legacy.
272
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:05,940
I'm assuming yours thus far consist of many things.
273
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,389
Denny assured me honesty is one of them.
274
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:12,887
I shall count on you to be honest
in that witness chair tomorrow, sir.
275
00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:17,834
Well now, I wouldn't count on anything
if I were you.
276
00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:22,781
Sidney, I never would've shot you,
you know that.
277
00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,838
Dear God, what now?
278
00:14:42,059 --> 00:14:44,349
The managing partners
have convened a meeting.
279
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:49,068
The topic of discussion is deposing Denny.
Expelling him from the firm.
280
00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:51,590
What? First of all, the financial hit…
281
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,043
They don't care. They've had enough.
282
00:14:54,078 --> 00:14:56,679
Second of all, they need to read
their partnership agreement. Denny can't…
283
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,831
Evidently we need to read it.
284
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,496
There is a clause which calls for his ouster
285
00:15:01,496 --> 00:15:07,358
should he ever be convicted of a felony,
which he is certainly looking at now.
286
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,766
What do we do now?
287
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,298
I don't know.
288
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,431
They seem serious.
289
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,530
Why shouldn't they be?
290
00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:20,239
He shoots people.
291
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,263
Massachussettes has no
“Stop-and-identify Statute,”
292
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:28,278
so we can make the argument that
the arrest was unlawful and therefore,
293
00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:30,066
our client had the right to resist.
294
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:30,826
That'll never fly.
295
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,422
Well, it doesn't need to fly
296
00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:36,038
so much as flap and flutter
its way to reasonable doubt.
297
00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:41,583
Profiling is wrong, we certainly don't do it
when we're selling off our ports.
298
00:15:41,618 --> 00:15:43,934
Why are you looking at me like that?
299
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:46,209
Who's closing here?
300
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,036
Sorry?
301
00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:51,760
With the case. Should I close or you?
302
00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:55,449
I'll take the client and you can close.
303
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:56,686
Alan!
304
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,415
May I?
305
00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:07,470
I'm not terribly comfortable with you
working closely with this woman.
306
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:08,214
What?
307
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,555
I'm tapped into office gossip.
308
00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:13,314
I happen to know you kissed her
during the death penalty thingy case.
309
00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:15,794
You're kissing me now, remember?
310
00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:19,307
Melissa, you and I kissed once.
I barely participated.
311
00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:22,786
We certainly didn't agree
to any kind of exclusivity.
312
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,547
No hickies or pins or Letterman jackets.
313
00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:28,274
You and I are in a relationship, Alan.
314
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:32,000
The fact that you don't realize it
doesn't give you license to be unfaithful.
315
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,415
You're mad as a hatter.
316
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,104
When two people sleep together.
317
00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:36,673
That was a night terror thing.
318
00:16:36,673 --> 00:16:38,174
I'm talking about the sex.
319
00:16:38,174 --> 00:16:39,732
What sex?
320
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:43,146
The sex you and I both know is coming.
321
00:16:43,181 --> 00:16:45,659
Don't fall for her, Alan.
322
00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:48,137
She's just a guest star.
323
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:54,195
He seemed to be just staring
at one of the houses.
324
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:55,404
It seemed very odd.
325
00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:58,611
We asked him for identification
and he refused to provide it.
326
00:16:58,611 --> 00:16:59,664
And then what happened?
327
00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:02,166
We asked him again, he continued to refuse,
328
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:06,053
so we attempted to take him into custody.
That's when he became violent.
329
00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:09,886
We eventually overcame him,
placed him under arrest.
330
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:13,394
When you arrived at the scene,
did you ask him what he was doing?
331
00:17:13,394 --> 00:17:16,211
He said he found the houses
on this street quite beautiful,
332
00:17:16,211 --> 00:17:17,559
and he enjoyed looking at them.
333
00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:21,907
And is that lawful in this neighborhood,
to look at houses that you find beautiful?
334
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:22,703
Of course.
335
00:17:22,738 --> 00:17:25,340
Is it your pattern to ask people for identification
336
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,301
when they're engaging in lawful behavior.
337
00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:29,228
He didn't live there. So I thought that…
338
00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:30,691
How did you know that?
339
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,451
I patrol that neighborhood.
340
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,972
I pretty much know who lives there
and who doesn't.
341
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,424
You know everybody in this neighborhood?
Every person?
342
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,183
Not every person, but…
343
00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:42,620
How did you know my client
didn't live there?
344
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,068
We have the right to ask citizens
for identification.
345
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,914
That's all I did.
346
00:17:48,949 --> 00:17:50,740
You know what?
347
00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:54,887
I checked you out.
You're an exemplary officer.
348
00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:57,616
You also have a reputation for honesty.
349
00:17:57,651 --> 00:18:00,696
Honestly, officer,
350
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:07,124
your decision to ask my client
for identification, was his race a factor?
351
00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:11,973
Officer. Was it at all a factor?
352
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,472
That he was black…
353
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:19,897
Black in an all-white neighborhood.
354
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:25,323
Yes, it was a factor.
355
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:38,244
Alan.
356
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:39,092
Shirley.
357
00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,686
How are we doing?
358
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:44,474
If you mean with Denny, I've got
a probable cause hearing scheduled.
359
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:48,193
I'm trying to make this go away,
though I can't possibly see how.
360
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,247
You need to.
Wagons are starting to circle.
361
00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:51,771
If he gets any kind of conviction…
362
00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:52,570
Shirley.
363
00:18:52,571 --> 00:18:54,825
Surely. Shirley!
He'll be convicted of something.
364
00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:58,065
Well it can't be a felony. There's a clause
in the partnership agreement.
365
00:18:58,065 --> 00:18:59,327
It's serious, Alan.
366
00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:01,113
Partners seem inclined to expunge him.
367
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:02,701
Well, his name is on the wall.
368
00:19:02,701 --> 00:19:04,142
They'll keep the name and broom him.
369
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:08,598
I see no way of dodging that short of
you having sex with the judge.
370
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:12,075
I'm sorry, I now feel queasy
having even thought of that.
371
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,461
What about the victim?
Can he be influenced?
372
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:15,630
I doubt it.
373
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:19,313
Even if he consented to being shot,
which he seemingly did,
374
00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:21,479
that still doesn't absolve Denny.
375
00:19:21,514 --> 00:19:23,611
Do you have a plan?
376
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,708
At the moment, no.
377
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:27,128
So stupid.
378
00:19:27,163 --> 00:19:28,455
Then why are you being so…
379
00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:32,503
Because I'm being stupid.
It's like frickin' high school, for God's sakes.
380
00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:33,656
Okay.
381
00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,248
Tell me exactly what happened.
382
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,368
I told you. I was on a date.
It was a terrific date.
383
00:19:38,389 --> 00:19:39,998
With another woman?
384
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,944
Where do you find all these women, anyway?
385
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:43,821
I'm a lawyer. I was a marine. Do the math.
386
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,842
I'm the complete package.
387
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:47,191
Right. So…
388
00:19:47,226 --> 00:19:48,950
So, I get to her front step.
389
00:19:48,985 --> 00:19:51,507
Clearly, she would have received
my kissing her.
390
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:52,822
I wanted to kiss her.
391
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,931
I was going to kiss her, but I didn't,
392
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,908
because I have this new phobia.
393
00:19:56,943 --> 00:20:00,677
I mean, a kiss is just a kiss, right?
It's what the stupid song says.
394
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:04,815
What exactly are you doing when you kiss?
395
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,190
I do what everybody else does.
396
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:09,613
Yeah, exactly what?
397
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:13,404
Lips meet, at some point
I put my tongue in,
398
00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:15,926
swish it around a little.
399
00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:17,041
Ah, well.
400
00:20:17,076 --> 00:20:19,896
Maybe you could use
some pointers or something.
401
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:22,022
I happen to be a very advanced kisser.
402
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,538
Maybe I could walk you through this a little.
403
00:20:23,538 --> 00:20:24,831
Don't be ridiculous.
404
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:26,125
Beats having a phobia.
405
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,949
No, it doesn't.
406
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,270
Fine.
407
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,558
Don't even ask.
408
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,630
Mr Prior, why were you
in that neighborhood?
409
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:45,851
I liked to dream.
410
00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:49,103
One dream, I guess my American dream,
411
00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:51,656
is someday I'd like to live
in a home like those.
412
00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:54,101
I enjoyed the architecture,
the landscaping.
413
00:20:54,101 --> 00:20:57,625
You realize that a police officer
has the right to ask for identification?
414
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,115
And if I would have been doing anything
suspect, I would have given it to him.
415
00:21:01,115 --> 00:21:04,173
If it would have been a random thing,
I would have complied.
416
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,161
But it wasn't. I was targeted
because I was the wrong color.
417
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:10,622
But Mr Prior, come on, you physically
resisted the police officers.
418
00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:12,677
I never assaulted them.
419
00:21:12,712 --> 00:21:14,360
I just…
420
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:20,022
When the pushed me to the ground
and tried to handcuff me,
421
00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:22,024
I simply fought back.
422
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:26,235
If a police officer sees a man he believes
to be a stranger in the neigborhood,
423
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:29,614
and that man is strangely staring
at houses for no apparent reason,
424
00:21:29,614 --> 00:21:32,959
is it your testimony that it's unreasonable
to ask that man his name?
425
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,678
It's unreasonable to ask him
simply because he's black.
426
00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:38,731
If the man had been white,
staring at the houses,
427
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:40,472
it would be okay to ask his name.
428
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,873
If he would have been white,
he wouldn't have been asked,
429
00:21:42,873 --> 00:21:45,027
that's my point.
430
00:21:47,609 --> 00:21:48,709
Plead guilty?
431
00:21:48,744 --> 00:21:50,135
They've offered probation.
432
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:51,766
You're asking me to plead guilty.
433
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:55,625
Mr Prior, your testimony went well.
But let's not kid ourselves.
434
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:59,520
Under the law, the police can
constitutionally require identification
435
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,320
without probable cause,
without reasonable suspicion.
436
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,238
How can that be?
437
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,311
Because the public wants to feel safe.
438
00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:09,014
And people, especially the white ones,
don't want the black ones staring at their homes.
439
00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:10,914
Now, we can keep fighting here,
440
00:22:10,949 --> 00:22:13,913
but you must know that
the law does not support us.
441
00:22:13,913 --> 00:22:15,730
I wanna fight.
442
00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:31,864
How's it looking?
443
00:22:31,899 --> 00:22:33,294
Not good, Denny.
444
00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:34,290
Oh…
445
00:22:34,325 --> 00:22:36,237
Aside from the case at hand,
446
00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:40,081
we've got your rather colorful history
of shooting people.
447
00:22:40,844 --> 00:22:43,463
There was the man in the office last year.
448
00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:44,838
He took you hostage.
449
00:22:44,873 --> 00:22:46,143
Paintball incident.
450
00:22:46,178 --> 00:22:47,530
He through a rock at me.
451
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:49,145
Your own client.
452
00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:51,083
In the knee.
453
00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:55,117
It simply won't be a big leap for a jury
to think you'd happily plug your therapist.
454
00:22:55,117 --> 00:22:56,863
No… no…
455
00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:59,126
It's different this time.
456
00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:03,562
I… shot a human being.
A real human being.
457
00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:04,983
The others weren't?
458
00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:10,638
Well, the two were criminals and the other
was homeless, but Sidney is real…
459
00:23:10,673 --> 00:23:15,344
He pays taxes, he lives, he breathes.
He's a Republican.
460
00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:19,069
We're just… so desensitized to guns.
461
00:23:19,104 --> 00:23:22,724
I… I don't like to admit this…
462
00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:27,412
I laughed when I heard that the Vice-President
mistook his friend for a bird.
463
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,883
I actually laughed.
464
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:32,320
You were the only one.
465
00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:36,052
But to see it for real…
466
00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:43,547
I still can't shake the image
of Sidney going down.
467
00:23:44,192 --> 00:23:46,637
And I, I never thought I could say this,
468
00:23:46,672 --> 00:23:51,643
but I can't bring, bring myself
to so much as look at a gun.
469
00:23:51,678 --> 00:23:52,596
Denny.
470
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,423
The way he fell,
471
00:23:54,424 --> 00:23:57,100
I thought he was dead. Gone.
472
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:59,946
Now I'm gone.
473
00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:02,848
It's not over yet, Denny.
474
00:24:02,883 --> 00:24:05,051
Alan, so help me God,
475
00:24:05,086 --> 00:24:11,679
if you ever catch me looking at a gun again…
476
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:36,426
How are we doing?
477
00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:41,290
A list of everything you love about me.
478
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:44,146
That's my closing. What do I say?
479
00:24:44,181 --> 00:24:48,581
The police can legally require an ID.
He resisted arrest.
480
00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:50,769
Under the law, he's guilty.
481
00:24:50,804 --> 00:24:52,888
What am I supposed to do?
482
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:57,002
Ask the jury to disregard the law?
483
00:24:57,274 --> 00:24:59,039
You need to have faith in them, Chelena.
484
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:02,962
You need to remember these are people
of conscience, of compassion.
485
00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:06,851
You need to remember that they're
too stupid to get out of jury duty.
486
00:25:06,851 --> 00:25:08,965
I am not that cynical.
487
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,080
I know you're not.
488
00:25:13,669 --> 00:25:16,926
Shirley Schmidt.
489
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:21,527
She assigned me to a case recently,
to close.
490
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:28,131
She felt I had a certain capacity to see
the darkness in people's hearts.
491
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:34,941
One of the reasons I wanted you
on this case, among other reasons,
492
00:25:34,976 --> 00:25:37,767
I think you have a capacity
493
00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:41,990
to tap into what is fundamentally
decent about people.
494
00:25:42,025 --> 00:25:49,301
I believe, if you call on this jury
to do what is right, morally right,
495
00:25:49,336 --> 00:25:52,898
if not legally,
496
00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:57,697
they will follow.
497
00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:13,227
So what pointers
do you have specifically?
498
00:26:13,262 --> 00:26:14,193
I have another date.
499
00:26:14,193 --> 00:26:15,939
Same girl?
500
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,577
Different.
501
00:26:17,738 --> 00:26:20,437
The few, the proud, the brave,
lawyer package…
502
00:26:20,437 --> 00:26:25,351
I get dates all right, but I need you
to tell me how to kiss.
503
00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:27,847
Okay, um… first of all,
504
00:26:28,175 --> 00:26:34,321
the stick-it-in-and-swish-it-around thing
it's not supposed to be like cleaning your toilet.
505
00:26:34,356 --> 00:26:35,096
Nice.
506
00:26:35,131 --> 00:26:39,381
There needs to be a
certain gentility about it.
507
00:26:39,382 --> 00:26:43,214
I think you might be too aggressive.
508
00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:44,160
Okay.
509
00:26:44,195 --> 00:26:49,995
Also, what part of your tongue
is making contact with hers?
510
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:50,729
What do you mean?
511
00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:51,152
I mean…
512
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:53,884
what part of your tongue
is connecting with hers?
513
00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:55,024
The tip. What else?
514
00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:55,671
What?
515
00:26:55,706 --> 00:26:57,759
Well, this part here.
516
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,850
That is the most sensitive.
You don't taste food with the tip.
517
00:27:01,885 --> 00:27:04,698
And this part is the most sensual.
518
00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,909
Well how do people connect
with that part without slobbering?
519
00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:10,022
They just… okay.
520
00:27:10,057 --> 00:27:12,338
Could I please show you clinically?
521
00:27:12,373 --> 00:27:13,053
What do you mean?
522
00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:15,980
I mean, Brad, that I'm a
double black diamond kisser,
523
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:19,370
and I'm also incredibly busy.
So could I please just quickly show you?
524
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:20,143
Well, I guess…
525
00:27:20,143 --> 00:27:21,172
Okay.
526
00:27:24,747 --> 00:27:26,921
Okay, relax.
527
00:27:26,956 --> 00:27:31,796
The tongue isn't supposed to get hard.
I think that, that could be your problem.
528
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,259
Okay.
529
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,878
Okay, better.
530
00:27:40,913 --> 00:27:44,058
Definitely better,
but tone down the swishing,
531
00:27:44,093 --> 00:27:48,233
and I feel like you're blocking my tongue
from going into your mouth.
532
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:49,700
Yeah, I don't like that.
533
00:27:49,776 --> 00:27:50,458
What?
534
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:52,750
I don't like it when a woman's tongue
goes in my mouth.
535
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,001
Um… Brad. That's the whole idea.
536
00:27:55,036 --> 00:27:56,811
Yours and hers, hers…
537
00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:59,692
I just prefer that everything
takes place in her mouth.
538
00:27:59,692 --> 00:28:00,297
Why?
539
00:28:00,332 --> 00:28:01,435
Because I do.
540
00:28:01,436 --> 00:28:06,065
Brad, this is why you're the worst kisser
in the history of the planet.
541
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,020
So drop the Homeland Security
and let the girl's tongue in.
542
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,143
Relax.
543
00:28:10,178 --> 00:28:12,267
Code Yellow.
544
00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:22,628
Wow.
545
00:28:22,663 --> 00:28:24,243
Wow, definitely.
546
00:28:24,278 --> 00:28:27,602
No questions asked. Wow.
547
00:28:27,637 --> 00:28:29,868
Let's try it again.
548
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:41,202
You're uh…
you're a really quick study.
549
00:28:41,237 --> 00:28:42,828
Wow.
550
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,463
All right, let's put it together.
You and me, me and you.
551
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,622
I uh… I don't think…
552
00:28:52,828 --> 00:28:57,191
Whoa whoa whoa,
this lesson doesn't include hand.
553
00:29:13,154 --> 00:29:14,362
Do you swear to tell the truth,
554
00:29:14,362 --> 00:29:16,577
the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth so help you God?
555
00:29:16,577 --> 00:29:19,175
Yes, yes I do.
556
00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:22,644
Good afternoon, Dr Fields.
Thank you for joining us.
557
00:29:22,644 --> 00:29:25,430
I realize you've been through quite an ordeal.
558
00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:28,252
Yes, and now you seek
to put me through another.
559
00:29:28,252 --> 00:29:30,051
Your honor, Dr Fields is hostile.
560
00:29:30,051 --> 00:29:31,780
Why wouldn't he be, he was shot.
561
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:35,786
No, I mean as in hostile witness.
Permit me to lead.
562
00:29:35,821 --> 00:29:37,434
Oh, go on then.
563
00:29:37,469 --> 00:29:39,942
Dr Fields, at the time of the incident,
564
00:29:39,977 --> 00:29:43,907
Mr Crane was in the middle of a
therapy session with you, am I correct?
565
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,950
Denny Crane doesn't even believe in therapy.
566
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:49,169
He comes out of boredom.
He likes to hear himself talk.
567
00:29:49,169 --> 00:29:51,161
Which is the cause
of great frustration for you?
568
00:29:51,161 --> 00:29:51,830
Yes.
569
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:54,458
Because when he's not
endlessly repeating his name,
570
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,420
he's full of this self-serving blather.
571
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:59,852
If I have to hear him go on
one more time about mad cow…
572
00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:03,284
This time he was a little less boring.
He pulled the gun.
573
00:30:03,284 --> 00:30:07,931
Well yes, the gun, the gun. If I had
a nickel for everytime he did that…
574
00:30:07,966 --> 00:30:09,724
Wait, he's drawn a gun on you before?
575
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:12,012
Oh, oh yes.
576
00:30:12,013 --> 00:30:15,449
Anytime he doesn't like what he hears,
yes, it's dirty Harry time.
577
00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:19,336
So you really didn't feel threatened
when he produced the firearm this time?
578
00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:23,424
I felt threatened to the extent that
this time, it might just go off.
579
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,818
The way he waves it around.
580
00:30:24,818 --> 00:30:25,778
Okay, but doctor,
581
00:30:25,778 --> 00:30:28,058
you produced a gun of your own,
didn't you?
582
00:30:28,058 --> 00:30:29,517
Absolutely I did, yes.
583
00:30:29,552 --> 00:30:30,186
Why?
584
00:30:30,187 --> 00:30:32,212
Because I just did, that's why.
585
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,608
Okay? I was sick of his antics
and I told him so.
586
00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:37,419
And, in fact, you called him an empty sack,
587
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:41,070
you told him he led a meaningless life,
provoked him to pull his gun, didn't you?
588
00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:43,240
That may be so, I don't know…
who cares?
589
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,898
What is this poopycock?
What kind of a doctor are you?
590
00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:49,040
Your honor, if I may proceed…
591
00:30:49,075 --> 00:30:50,280
Oh, go on then!
592
00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:54,544
Dr Fields, once Mr Crane produced
his weapon, you drew yours
593
00:30:54,579 --> 00:30:58,773
and you told him that if he didn't
shoot you, you'd shoot him.
594
00:30:58,808 --> 00:31:00,178
Did you not say that, sir?
595
00:31:00,178 --> 00:31:02,934
Obviously you know that I did.
596
00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,836
You in fact, wanted him to shoot you,
so you wouldn't have to shoot yourself,
597
00:31:05,836 --> 00:31:07,845
and your family could collect
your life insurance to pay
598
00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:10,071
for your son's Ivy League education.
599
00:31:10,106 --> 00:31:11,917
Well it certainly sounds
like you were there.
600
00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:14,340
And in fact, you gave him
to the count of three, didn't you?
601
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,671
Shoot you by the count of three
or you'd kill him?
602
00:31:16,671 --> 00:31:17,723
That's right, uh huh.
603
00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:20,245
And you counted it off.
One, two and three.
604
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,406
And three. Don't anybody
leave this room.
605
00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:23,874
What is this jibber jabber?
606
00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:24,496
Shut up!
607
00:31:24,497 --> 00:31:26,992
That wouldn't be jibber jabber,
your honor, that's a gun.
608
00:31:26,992 --> 00:31:29,417
Anybody leaves this room,
and I will shoot Mr Shore.
609
00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:30,917
If I might object to that…
610
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,349
How did you get in with that?
611
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:36,334
My brother is a lawyer and I came in
the back door with his bar card.
612
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:38,573
I guess the question, Dr Fields, is why?
613
00:31:38,573 --> 00:31:41,798
Why? Because all my life,
614
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,889
I sat in that chair, that's why.
615
00:31:44,924 --> 00:31:49,267
Listening to other people who had
lives far more grander than mine,
616
00:31:49,302 --> 00:31:53,611
while I just sat tucked away in my office
leading no life at all.
617
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:57,449
Vicariously coaching other people,
watching them get rich,
618
00:31:57,484 --> 00:32:01,252
like this nutcase here,
and I couldn't stand it anymore.
619
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:05,513
I did crack, I wasn't gonna just
stand around being some sort of
620
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:09,526
impotent little spectator to my own life.
621
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:12,019
And I'm sick of any society
622
00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:18,067
that, that glamorizes the eccentrics
and the psychopaths and the belligerents,
623
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,056
when there's the meek and the wise.
624
00:32:20,056 --> 00:32:21,859
If I could just get you to point that
at any other directio—
625
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,967
Shut up!!!
626
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:27,734
You think you're the only one that
likes to live big, Denny? You think that?
627
00:32:27,734 --> 00:32:31,842
You think that by paying me 600 dollars
an hour, that entitles you to belittle me?
628
00:32:31,842 --> 00:32:33,097
Six hundred…?
629
00:32:33,132 --> 00:32:34,356
Shut up!
630
00:32:35,111 --> 00:32:36,744
You stand belittled now, Denny.
631
00:32:36,744 --> 00:32:38,729
Why don't I just shoot
your best friend here? Why not?
632
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:42,079
I mean, he's your real therapist,
he's the one you tell your secrets to.
633
00:32:42,079 --> 00:32:43,472
Why don't I just shoot him?
634
00:32:43,472 --> 00:32:45,580
Dr Fields, please put the gun down.
635
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:49,202
I didn't shoot before, Denny
but I will this time. I really will.
636
00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,592
Sidney, I took you out once,
don't make me do it again.
637
00:32:52,627 --> 00:32:53,570
With what?
638
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:54,513
With this.
639
00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,997
You said you wouldn't so much
as look at a gun again.
640
00:33:05,997 --> 00:33:08,970
I never said I wouldn't shoot one.
641
00:33:19,704 --> 00:33:21,172
I feel I should go with him.
642
00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:23,609
I'm as close as he actually has to family.
643
00:33:23,609 --> 00:33:25,030
Denny, you shot him twice.
644
00:33:25,030 --> 00:33:26,010
Even so.
645
00:33:26,011 --> 00:33:27,685
Should we ask for a continuance?
646
00:33:27,685 --> 00:33:29,847
No, I want to make my argument
to dismiss to the judge
647
00:33:29,847 --> 00:33:31,457
while he's still in the throws of fear.
648
00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:34,737
I'm due in division 3 for closing arguments
in the Prior case.
649
00:33:34,737 --> 00:33:36,531
Hopefully I'll be back within the hour.
650
00:33:36,531 --> 00:33:37,790
I'll take over from here.
651
00:33:37,790 --> 00:33:39,530
Don't you dare.
652
00:33:40,178 --> 00:33:41,665
And don't shoot anybody.
653
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,493
Oh, please.
654
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,225
They arrest Denny again?
655
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,880
Apparently not. It appears
he saved everyone.
656
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,005
What about the underlying charges?
657
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,140
As far as I know, they still stand.
658
00:33:58,028 --> 00:34:00,105
Umm… We need to talk.
659
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,147
We most certainly do.
660
00:34:02,182 --> 00:34:05,578
It was a kissing demonstration.
661
00:34:06,786 --> 00:34:08,825
We had sex.
662
00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,153
I'm aware of that.
663
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,276
On the floor.
664
00:34:13,311 --> 00:34:15,175
I'm aware of that too.
665
00:34:15,176 --> 00:34:17,255
Which brings me to, what now?
666
00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:21,074
Company inkwell, Brad?
We work together. That's it.
667
00:34:21,109 --> 00:34:22,153
We had sex.
668
00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:23,068
Yes.
669
00:34:23,069 --> 00:34:24,428
Incredible sex.
670
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:24,993
Yes.
671
00:34:24,994 --> 00:34:26,988
And that's it?
672
00:34:27,675 --> 00:34:29,453
Yes.
673
00:34:42,388 --> 00:34:46,054
Mr Prior refused to identification.
Defiance of the law.
674
00:34:46,089 --> 00:34:49,870
He then physically resisted arrest
which is a second crime.
675
00:34:49,905 --> 00:34:53,651
And he wasn't targeted simply
because he was black by the way.
676
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:58,325
He was questioned because he was
a stranger to a particular neighborhood.
677
00:34:58,325 --> 00:35:01,163
Now, did officer Ryleson come
to that conclusion in part
678
00:35:01,163 --> 00:35:02,795
because he was African-American?
679
00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:05,362
Yes. He admitted that.
680
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:08,736
But where's the line between
racial profiling and common sense?
681
00:35:08,736 --> 00:35:12,040
Race can be used as a criterion
as long as it's just one factor
682
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,061
among others in estimating criminal suspicion.
683
00:35:14,061 --> 00:35:17,041
Common sense, when it comes
to terrorism for example.
684
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,744
Of course we target people
of Islamic or Arabic descent.
685
00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:22,377
We simply have to afford the police
the discretion to say
686
00:35:22,377 --> 00:35:27,737
“Hey, that person might be more likely
to be engaging in certain criminal activity”.
687
00:35:27,772 --> 00:35:31,136
Now here, the defendant was a stranger
to this neighborhood,
688
00:35:31,136 --> 00:35:33,547
he was oddly staring at houses.
689
00:35:33,582 --> 00:35:35,923
Officer Ryleson asked his name.
690
00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:38,815
The defendant refused to tell him,
which in addition to being a crime,
691
00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:41,575
made him more suspicious.
Then he got violent.
692
00:35:41,588 --> 00:35:46,051
We here not because of Mr Prior's race,
693
00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:50,076
but because he broke the law.
694
00:35:50,111 --> 00:35:55,253
I guess we don't have much
of a problem targeting Islamics.
695
00:35:55,288 --> 00:35:58,340
Especially not at the airport.
696
00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:03,119
That doesn't offend us because
we so wanna feel safe.
697
00:36:03,154 --> 00:36:07,532
But the thing is, it's taken
the stigma off of racial profiling.
698
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,107
The term no longer has a bad connotation.
699
00:36:10,142 --> 00:36:14,752
And that just makes it easier
to profile other races, doesn't it?
700
00:36:14,787 --> 00:36:18,381
I mean, once you say it isn't an evil
to discriminate,
701
00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:21,391
you make it slightly more permissible
to discriminate.
702
00:36:21,391 --> 00:36:24,297
Next thing you know,
you've got police questioning
703
00:36:24,297 --> 00:36:28,197
African-Americans simply for looking
at houses in white neighborhoods.
704
00:36:28,197 --> 00:36:32,251
We have a term in this country called DWB.
705
00:36:32,286 --> 00:36:34,169
Driving while black.
706
00:36:34,204 --> 00:36:37,788
Innocent black motorist are pulled over
every day in this country.
707
00:36:37,788 --> 00:36:39,806
It's a way of life.
708
00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,790
Well, guess what?
709
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:44,919
People like Dennis Prior have a choice.
710
00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:47,070
They can either rail against it,
711
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:51,002
or they can just concede it's a way of life,
712
00:36:51,037 --> 00:36:53,296
and things stay the same.
713
00:36:53,331 --> 00:36:56,769
Dennis Prior decided to protest.
714
00:36:56,804 --> 00:37:02,948
He decided to hear the words of Henry Thurow,
Susan B. Anthony, Martin Luther King Jr.
715
00:37:02,983 --> 00:37:08,756
who all considered civil disobedience
to be patriotic.
716
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:11,239
American.
717
00:37:11,274 --> 00:37:15,906
You need to go back to that room,
and hear the dream of Dr King,
718
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:20,539
where children grow up to be judged
not by the color of their skin.
719
00:37:20,574 --> 00:37:25,202
My client was judged
by the color of his skin.
720
00:37:25,237 --> 00:37:29,274
That cannot be acceptable to a country
that prides itself on human rights.
721
00:37:29,274 --> 00:37:34,309
That cannot be acceptable
to the twelve of you.
722
00:37:41,616 --> 00:37:44,447
I don't dispute that Mr Crane's life
was in danger,
723
00:37:44,447 --> 00:37:48,318
but he created the dangerous situation
when he first pulled the gun on Dr Fields.
724
00:37:48,318 --> 00:37:50,730
Oh, please, did I create it in this courtroom?
725
00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:53,351
Well, to an extent, yes.
We wouldn't have all been standing here
726
00:37:53,351 --> 00:37:55,856
had you not pulled that gun
back at the doctor's office.
727
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,327
Your honor, I saved this man's life,
probably yours,
728
00:37:58,327 --> 00:38:00,895
and he's in here waving around
his poopycock
729
00:38:00,895 --> 00:38:02,741
with his mumbo jumbo, jibber jabber.
730
00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:06,223
At a minimum, the charges of carrying
a concealed weapon should be considered.
731
00:38:06,223 --> 00:38:09,379
National security. Dr Fields is a terrorist.
732
00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:12,536
He terrorized this courtroom.
He's a Democrat.
733
00:38:12,571 --> 00:38:14,446
I've had enough of all this…
734
00:38:14,481 --> 00:38:18,890
Mr Crane, you had no excuse
to be carrying a gun.
735
00:38:18,925 --> 00:38:21,125
Second amendment, founding fathers,
you probably knew them.
736
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:22,763
Jibber jabber!
737
00:38:22,798 --> 00:38:29,221
But here, you did use the gun
to save lives, quite possibly my own.
738
00:38:29,256 --> 00:38:33,321
I'm going to let you off this time
with just a stern warning.
739
00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:33,980
Thank you.
740
00:38:34,015 --> 00:38:36,612
I haven't given it yet.
741
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:45,277
Mr Crane, I warn you not to do…
742
00:38:45,312 --> 00:38:48,370
this again.
743
00:38:48,405 --> 00:38:51,397
Not guilty. Adjourned.
744
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:53,542
Well, seems you didn't need me after all.
745
00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:56,198
Anyday, anycrane.
746
00:39:02,691 --> 00:39:05,986
Mr Foreman, has the jury reached
a unanimous verdict?
747
00:39:06,021 --> 00:39:07,027
We have, your honor.
748
00:39:07,027 --> 00:39:07,929
What say you?
749
00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:11,239
In the matter of the Commonwealth
vs Dennis Prior,
750
00:39:11,274 --> 00:39:14,584
on the charge of disorderly conduct,
we find the defendant
751
00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:15,857
not guilty.
752
00:39:15,892 --> 00:39:19,850
On the charge of unlawfully resisting arrest,
we find the defendant
753
00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:21,175
not guilty.
754
00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:23,276
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
thank you for your service.
755
00:39:23,276 --> 00:39:24,357
I won?
756
00:39:24,392 --> 00:39:25,439
You won.
757
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,230
No probation or anything?
758
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:30,566
You won Dennis. You are free to go.
759
00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,725
Thank you, and thank you.
760
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,921
I hope you get to live in that
beautiful house one day, Mr Prior.
761
00:39:35,921 --> 00:39:37,573
Pick a better neighborhood.
762
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:39,628
I will. Thank you.
763
00:39:39,663 --> 00:39:41,340
I will.
764
00:39:48,357 --> 00:39:50,611
Bye.
765
00:39:58,155 --> 00:40:00,116
Bye.
766
00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:18,072
Ah, still at large.
767
00:40:18,609 --> 00:40:21,587
And don't think I take it for granted.
768
00:40:23,751 --> 00:40:27,562
Canada, Japan, England.
Any one of those pinko countries,
769
00:40:27,597 --> 00:40:29,627
I'd be in jail for shooting somebody.
770
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,637
God bless America.
771
00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,647
I had sex with her.
772
00:40:35,675 --> 00:40:36,664
With whom?
773
00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:37,653
Kate Smith.
774
00:40:37,654 --> 00:40:39,528
Before she put on the weight.
775
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:42,008
From the mountains, to her prairies.
776
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:44,526
She was one hell of a ride.
777
00:40:45,554 --> 00:40:50,126
So Denny, what happened?
Your love affair with guns back on?
778
00:40:50,161 --> 00:40:53,698
Alan, lives were saved
because I was armed.
779
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:57,670
We all should be armed. Every citizen
should have one strapped to his waist.
780
00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,991
Hell, the criminals all have them.
781
00:41:00,026 --> 00:41:03,065
The answer isn't less guns, it's more.
782
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,105
Surprised you didn't think of it sooner.
783
00:41:06,815 --> 00:41:09,001
Mad cow.
784
00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:15,294
So, how was it with Ch— Chelena?
785
00:41:15,329 --> 00:41:17,694
Incredible pheromones.
786
00:41:17,729 --> 00:41:21,287
Had I been a moth, we'd have made it
and died by now.
787
00:41:21,322 --> 00:41:23,722
Oh, and there's of course Melissa.
788
00:41:23,757 --> 00:41:26,123
I don't know what to make of her.
789
00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:28,816
It's good to have choices.
790
00:41:29,838 --> 00:41:34,374
So it's funny to finally
meet your therapist.
791
00:41:34,568 --> 00:41:38,230
A man never introduces
his wife to his mistress.
792
00:41:38,265 --> 00:41:41,892
That's a shame.
Makes for a hell of a party.
793
00:41:44,479 --> 00:41:47,084
So, do you think it's a sign of Alzheimer's
794
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:50,469
if you can't remember
how many people you've shot?
795
00:41:50,504 --> 00:41:53,384
As long as you can remember who…58620
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