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That is some fine
south of the border, Schmidt.
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Ivan?
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Take me back Shirley, that's all I ask.
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You came here to ask me to take you back?
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No actually, I'm getting married.
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But if you were to take me back.
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Married? Ivan, no, we talked about this.
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This time It's real, Shirley.
I feel it deep down to my…
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Bone, I'm sure.
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She's funny, she's smart.
She's practically you,
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just a much younger model.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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Shirley,
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I'd like you to be best man.
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What do you mean?
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If a man wants his closest friend to be
his best man he should have it.
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Stand by my side, Shirley.
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I want you to give me away.
It's only right.
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Uh, first of all you raise several issues.
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The first is that the best man
doesn't give the groom away.
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The second is that you and I
used to be married
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and the third is I'm not a man.
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As trustee for my heart
for twenty-five plus years…
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We were only married for four.
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I have only known two great loves
in my life.
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You. And now Missy.
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Okay. As far as our great love goes,
you strayed during our honeymoon.
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And let's not even discuss
the name Missy, is she a pony?
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Be my best man.
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So why not do it?
Be in his wedding.
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An ex-wife as a best man?
Come on, Paul.
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But if you're as close as you say, and
the fiancée is okay with it…
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There's also a rehearsal dinner.
He wants me there at that.
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All I know is when somebody
asks you to be in his wedding…
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How many has he had?
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This one will be number six.
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Oh.
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♫ So thanks again
for the worryin' and waitin' ♫
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♫ When I started datin'
on weekend nights ♫
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♫ And thanks again for the help
with my homework ♫
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♫ And sittin' up with me
till I got it right ♫
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♫ Your car for the prom,
your letters in 'Nam ♫
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♫ But most of all, Daddy,
for marryin' Mom ♫
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♫ To my beautiful life long friends ♫
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Hey, Mom and Daddy thanks again.
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Sweet song.
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Even if I did do it…
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Paul? Are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah. I'm just a sap when
it comes to sentimental songs.
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If she sings, ‘You light up my life’
I'll be on the floor.
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Where were we?
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I was obsessing about
my ex-husband's nuptials.
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How's your daughter by the way?
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Rachel, right?
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Alzheimer's was her worst fear.
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She had gotten to the point
where she was forgetting,
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and she was losing control of her body.
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And she begged me to help her do it.
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And I complied.
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How did you comply?
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We had hired a nurse who had previously
worked at a hospice for dying patients
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and she was familiar with
setting up morphine drips,
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and I persuaded her
to set one up for us
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in case pain management
ever became an issue.
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And you increased the drip
to cause your wife's death?
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Yes. My lawyer is recommending
that I plead to manslaughter
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but I simply cannot bring myself
to do that. I am not a criminal.
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If you agree to take over, I think that
you should just jump right in.
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The case is not very complicated,
and according to our jury consultants,
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we have a very sympathetic group impaneled.
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Well, if you're serious about
moving forward immediately,
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then I would advise you to stay
with your current lawyer.
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Well, he doesn't think that he can win it.
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And various people are telling me
that you can.
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How we doing?
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It was as if that song was pointed
right at my head.
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I did her homework with her,
I drove her to the prom,
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all the nights I waited up.
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What happened?
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She basically stole from me.
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How?
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You name it.
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She'd feign problems with rent.
Her health. Credit card debt.
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She'd invent all kinds of crisis
to impel me to write a check,
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the proceeds of which would always go
to feed her drug habit.
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The last straw, I got her in a program,
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an exclusive one, I told her
if she left she was cut off.
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She left?
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We had a fight. I haven't
spoken to her since.
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That was seven years ago.
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You should go see her.
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Let's list all the reason not to
and put them under column A.
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And column B?
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She's your daughter.
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Denny Crane. No comment.
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The blind shall lead, only in America.
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Denny Crane.
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I'll ask for a continuance if they won't.
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On grounds they're not ready?
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Your Honor. This is a tactic.
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Mr Shore figures to lose at trial…
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I rarely lose. And certainly not to you.
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So what he's obviously trying to do here
is pile on as many grounds
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for appeal as possible, including
it seems, inadequate counsel.
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Do you two have prior relationship?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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When I was in private practice
Mr Shore hacked
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into my client's corporate files
and then blackmailed him.
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Successfully. You left that out.
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Mr Shore, the court does have concerns
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with new counsel taking this over
the day of trial.
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My client doesn't want a delay.
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You already know he refused to waive
his right to a speedy trial.
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Then you're on record as being ready?
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We'll bring in the jury at two o'clock.
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Thank you.
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Are you okay with this?
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Oh, I am. You're dear to my Ivan.
And I'm certainly wise enough
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to know that the heart wants
what the heart wants.
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So long as his penis doesn't weigh in.
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She has a funny laugh.
I didn't tell you.
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Yes, you left that out.
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Bambi's mother got shot.
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Sometimes when she starts
she can't stop,
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so I have to tell her something tragic
to snap her out of it.
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Tell me. What brought you two together?
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Well, I'd have to say, church.
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Also his sense of humor.
Did he make you giggle?
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Only in bed.
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It's best not to amuse her.
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I can see this.
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Bill Buckner.
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I apologize. Anyhow,
where we really connected,
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I think, was our love of musical theater.
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♫ Anybody could be that guy. ♫
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Mama mia.
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Here I go again.
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I was hired as Mrs Myerson's
private nurse.
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I worked in her employ
up until the time of her death.
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In fact, Ms Young… it was you
who supplied the defendant with
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the morphine and the IV, is that correct?
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Yes.
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Did he tell you what he wanted
the morphine drip for?
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He said if she ever got in too much pain
he wanted to help her manage it.
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And how is it you even
had access to this drug?
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I had worked at a hospice for people
dying of terminal diseases.
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It was quite common for morphine drips
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to be used in connection
with pain management.
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But don't you typically need a prescription?
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Ordinarily, but I have a small stockpile,
I guess would be the word.
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I never thought Mr Myerson would use it
to actually cause her death.
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You stated you never thought my client
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would use the morphine
to cause his wife's death.
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would that be because you knew him
to love his wife very much?
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That would be one reason, yes.
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Did Mrs Myerson ever communicate
to you that she would rather die
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than live through the experience of her brain
being destroyed by this disease?
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She said so many times.
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Is there any doubt in your mind that
Mrs Myerson wanted to end her life?
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None. She asked me to help her.
I said I couldn't legally.
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And that's when she turned
to her husband.
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Thank you.
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Helloooo…
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Whaddya think?
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I'm curious to your thoughts,
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if they involve me putting that on
in this life time…
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All the bridesmaids are wearing it.
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It's green.
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Yeah.
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Shirley, may we speak
as girlfriends for a second?
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I met you this morning.
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I know you're happy
for Ivan and me.
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But I don't want to be insensitive.
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If It's too difficult for you to be
giving him away at the ceremony…
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As long as were speaking as girlfriends:
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Aside from God and ‘Les Miserables’,
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how are you and Ivan… compatible?
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Well, we love children.
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I'm a wonderful housekeeper,
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I like to cook, these are
traditional values I speak of.
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I'm sexually very… indefatigable.
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Oh, God. Tsunami.
Holocaust. Trent Lott.
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Are you ah, are you one of those?
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Those?
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Those people who mock the religious
right or put down our administration.
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I would never…
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Who's dead?
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Nobody's dead, Rachel.
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I just came…
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to say hello.
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Is that it?
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Look, Rachel.
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Whatever damage… I'd like
to begin to repair it.
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Well, dad, I, I think we both can agree
we'd have to start with an apology.
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Where we differ is on
who needs to give it.
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I'm sorry that we lost track
for seven years.
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But I don't owe you an apology…
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See you, dad.
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Wait. Can we talk?
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I'm kinda busy.
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With what?
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Who is this?
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Your granddaughter.
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So far he's been paying child support,
so financially he's been responsible.
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How soon after did you split up?
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We were never together, dad.
It was one of those things.
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You're shocked.
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Rachel, you're almost forty.
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Meaning what, time to grow up?
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Meaning, perhaps when choosing men…
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Find one who won't walk out on me,
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yeah, well, you know what they say,
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girls looks to marry their fathers.
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I never walked out on your mother.
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No. But you walked out on me.
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I did not!
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You stole from me, I had no…
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Hey! She's three.
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She can understand what you're saying.
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Hello, sweetheart. You look…
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She just doesn't know you, that's all.
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How angry you must be with me.
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To not tell me…
that I had a granddaughter.
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How angry you must be.
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This district attorney
is not without talent.
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If he's able to present our client
in any unsympathetic light,
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we'll lose.
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You okay?
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I'm tired of my Alzheimer's
being a story point.
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This isn't your story, Denny.
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And your MRI was fine, remember?
No progression.
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Imagine killing somebody you deeply love.
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Even to spare suffering.
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You said you'd do it for me.
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You promised.
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I don't know that I could.
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Well, don't worry, you're off the hook.
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If the day comes,
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Bev said she'd sit on me.
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Ah! Boots on.
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That's what we did with my father.
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Morphine drip.
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She loved to read more than
anything else in the world.
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And in the last few months,
she couldn't even do that.
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What about the physical symptoms?
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Ah, well, her motor skills were declining,
which is why we hired the nurse.
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She battled incontinence.
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But mainly… it was the sense
that her brain was dying.
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And she knew it.
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I mean, this was a proud,
fiercely intelligent woman who…
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was becoming an imbecile, not only
in front everybody else's eyes.
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But her own.
253
00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:51,738
Were you present when she died?
254
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:57,020
Yes. It, it was tragic.
255
00:16:57,524 --> 00:17:02,278
But it pales to the tragedy
had she gone on living.
256
00:17:12,469 --> 00:17:13,698
You practiced law together?
257
00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:14,881
My very first firm.
258
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:16,724
Tiggs and Schmidt. It flopped.
259
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:19,699
We were great partners,
but lousy partners.
260
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,903
But boy, it was fun.
261
00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:23,414
Come on!
262
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:24,891
Oh, God!
263
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:27,847
Directions to the rehearsal dinner.
264
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,055
Eight o'clock! You can bring a date!
265
00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:35,387
You think it's funny?
266
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,537
I do.
267
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:43,033
You're coming with me.
Eight o'clock! I can bring a date!
268
00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:53,647
Hellooo! time for my toast.
269
00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,332
Why am I here?
270
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,265
Why am I?
271
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,919
First, I'd like to thank you all
for coming tonight…
272
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,975
I have a confession to make.
273
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,623
I never really thought I'd get married.
274
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:09,202
I'd always hoped to, but… well…
275
00:18:09,237 --> 00:18:13,497
the thought that I'd actually meet
a man who could look past my various
276
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:18,928
eccentricities and quirks
and see me for my heart.
277
00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:24,349
I never thought I'd actually
meet a man who…
278
00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:31,451
♫ Perhaps I had a wicked childhood ♫
279
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,830
You have gotta be kidding.
280
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:39,802
♫ Perhaps I had a miserable youth ♫
281
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:44,930
♫ But somewhere in my wicked
miserable past ♫
282
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:50,023
♫ There must have been
a moment of truth ♫
283
00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,621
–Am I being punked?
–Be nice.
284
00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:59,647
♫ For here you are
standing there loving me ♫
285
00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:05,831
♫ Whether or not you should ♫
286
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:12,583
♫ So somewhere
in my youth or childhood ♫
287
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:18,315
♫ I must've done
something good. ♫
288
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,953
Come on, rehearsal dinners
are meant to be silly.
289
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,522
Let me take you back
thirty years or so to ours.
290
00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,554
I don't relive past traumas.
291
00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:27,587
Then let me just take you back.
292
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:35,340
Do you really love this girl, Ivan?
293
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,551
Love is a state of mind, Shirley.
294
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:40,520
No, it's not; maybe that's your problem:
you think.
295
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,550
My problem is I love you.
296
00:19:46,232 --> 00:19:50,781
There, I said it. I love you.
Never stopped.
297
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:58,115
This isn't fair, what
you're doing to this girl.
298
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,975
I have enormous affection for her.
299
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,352
The sex is rewarding.
I make her happy.
300
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:05,072
All adds up to a workable equation.
301
00:20:05,107 --> 00:20:07,722
Your sense of romance is overwhelming.
302
00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:12,096
We always said what a mistake
it was for us to get married?
303
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:14,915
Maybe the blunder was splitting up.
304
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,652
Do you ever wonder?
305
00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:24,440
No.
306
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:31,588
May I kiss the bride one last time
before the ceremony?
307
00:20:31,623 --> 00:20:37,224
I'm the best man. Very bad idea.
308
00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,862
Now that was romance.
309
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,269
Yes, it was.
310
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:01,836
Good night, Ivan.
311
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:08,884
The thing is, dad,
312
00:22:08,919 --> 00:22:11,132
I can handle not knowing
whether you're in my life or not,
313
00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:14,869
but Fiona's asking me,
is Grandpa ever coming back?
314
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:17,429
I gotta know what to tell her.
315
00:22:21,746 --> 00:22:24,913
Do you want me in your life?
316
00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:30,321
It's nice how you can put
accusations in question form.
317
00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:35,287
Let me try. Did you mean to suggest
our estrangement was my doing
318
00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:39,870
when it was you refusing to so much as take
my phone calls for three-plus years?
319
00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:41,575
How's that?
320
00:22:42,512 --> 00:22:45,659
Close that door.
321
00:22:50,081 --> 00:22:53,466
I heard you say that
she was emotionally unstable.
322
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:58,156
Is it possible her decision was
influenced by this instability?
323
00:22:58,191 --> 00:22:59,904
No.
324
00:22:59,939 --> 00:23:01,582
No?
325
00:23:01,617 --> 00:23:04,790
Did you have a therapist
or any trained professional
326
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:07,268
speak with her about
her apparent wish to die?
327
00:23:07,268 --> 00:23:11,911
I knew my wife better than
any therapist ever could,
328
00:23:11,946 --> 00:23:14,621
and her wish to die was not apparent.
329
00:23:14,656 --> 00:23:19,660
You, you stated that she was
becoming an imbecile.
330
00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:22,206
That must have been excruciating for you.
331
00:23:22,241 --> 00:23:27,039
Was it a relief in any way at all
when she died?
332
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:34,517
It was a relief to see
her suffering end.
333
00:23:34,552 --> 00:23:39,082
I'm sorry to be asking these questions.
334
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:43,376
It's just sometimes, in these situations
it's actually
335
00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:47,151
more about sparing the family's
suffering than it is the victims.
336
00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:48,347
Objection!
337
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,432
The objection's overruled.
338
00:23:54,111 --> 00:23:55,969
Are you alright, Mr Crane?
339
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,113
Sir, how much was it costing you
per month to care for your wife?
340
00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:10,284
You know, I, I'm just about one second away
from taking a fist to your head.
341
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,586
Mr Myerson!
342
00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:14,973
That strikes me as impulsive.
Are you an impulsive person?
343
00:24:14,973 --> 00:24:17,110
Your Honor, this badgering
has gone on long enough.
344
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:21,363
I am simply trying to establish that
Mr Myerson and the deceased
345
00:24:21,398 --> 00:24:25,617
were the two most emotionally
disabled people in all of this,
346
00:24:25,652 --> 00:24:28,531
the very last two people
who should be entrusted
347
00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:31,373
to make a decision to end human life.
348
00:24:45,616 --> 00:24:48,415
I'm sorry. I lost a crown
on my tooth last night;
349
00:24:48,415 --> 00:24:51,179
I was wondering whether perhaps
you swallowed it.
350
00:24:51,179 --> 00:24:53,549
Aren't you ashamed
of what… happened?
351
00:24:53,584 --> 00:24:55,918
No, but I can see you are,
so we're covered.
352
00:24:55,918 --> 00:24:59,600
Ivan! You are getting married,
and you're kissing another woman!
353
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,888
Not just any woman. I promise.
354
00:25:01,923 --> 00:25:04,219
You simply cannot marry
this girl, not if…
355
00:25:04,219 --> 00:25:05,923
Theres only one thing that can stop it.
356
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,656
And that is?
357
00:25:07,691 --> 00:25:10,458
I'm lookin at her.
358
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:15,268
Final offer. Marry me.
359
00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:19,984
You're out of your mind.
360
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:22,588
You didn't say ‘No’.
361
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:22,954
No.
362
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:23,673
You didn't mean ‘No’.
363
00:25:23,673 --> 00:25:25,091
‘No’ means ‘No’.
364
00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:27,100
If not you, then her.
365
00:25:27,854 --> 00:25:32,527
For God's sake, Ivan, think of her.
366
00:25:35,662 --> 00:25:38,856
See you at the ceremony, Shirl.
367
00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:49,241
I was not going to enable you any longer!
368
00:25:49,241 --> 00:25:51,147
So you stopped giving me money,
369
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:54,220
but to walk out, to refuse to take my calls,
370
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:56,852
to tell security at your damn firm
not to let me in?!
371
00:25:56,852 --> 00:25:59,380
If you think you're going
to lay all this on me…
372
00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:00,318
I gave you everything!
373
00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:02,302
It was your job to give me everything!
374
00:26:02,302 --> 00:26:05,073
Just like it's my job to give Fionna
everything, no matter what!
375
00:26:05,073 --> 00:26:07,995
–At some point…
–I needed you!
376
00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:21,918
For God's sake, dad, I was
a drug addict, an alcoholic…
377
00:26:22,429 --> 00:26:28,194
I had nothing. I needed my father.
And you abandoned me.
378
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:32,188
You think that was easy for me?
379
00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:34,432
I spoke to counselors, professionals.
380
00:26:34,432 --> 00:26:37,512
They all told me you had
to hit bottom before…
381
00:26:37,547 --> 00:26:40,592
Well, mission accomplished, dad.
Because I did.
382
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:49,687
In my darkest days…
383
00:26:49,722 --> 00:26:52,668
during your mother's illness,
384
00:26:52,703 --> 00:26:58,199
I would let my mind wander to you.
385
00:26:58,234 --> 00:27:01,761
I would dream… of being there for you
386
00:27:01,796 --> 00:27:06,115
when you give birth
to our first grandchild.
387
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:10,244
Getting to hold and love
388
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:15,263
a baby again, like I did you.
389
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:21,123
How dare you take that away
from me? How dare you?
390
00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:28,045
Well you know what, dad?
In my darkest days…
391
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:34,003
through it all… I had one little thing,
one tiny semblance of a foundation.
392
00:27:34,038 --> 00:27:37,228
It was knowing that no matter what,
393
00:27:37,229 --> 00:27:39,943
my father would be there for me.
394
00:27:41,438 --> 00:27:43,154
And he wasn't.
395
00:27:43,848 --> 00:27:45,705
He wasn't.
396
00:27:49,051 --> 00:27:52,875
How dare you take that from me?
397
00:28:19,591 --> 00:28:22,879
Shall we request that other song?
398
00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:27,503
For my money, she probably did
hit bottom because you walked away
399
00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:32,349
and that maybe saved
her life. Forgive her.
400
00:28:33,428 --> 00:28:36,603
I'm not sure she'll forgive me.
401
00:28:36,637 --> 00:28:41,582
Paul. You went to her house,
today she came to your office.
402
00:28:41,617 --> 00:28:43,680
You two are already back together,
403
00:28:43,715 --> 00:28:48,175
you just can't figure out a way
to execute the deal.
404
00:28:49,005 --> 00:28:51,134
And what about you and Ivan?
405
00:28:51,169 --> 00:28:52,163
I'm sorry?
406
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,583
Do you still love him?
407
00:28:53,618 --> 00:28:54,968
I beg your pardon?
408
00:28:55,365 --> 00:28:57,734
Your taste in men, Shirley.
409
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:04,208
Ivan Tiggs. Denny Crane,
wild, bigger than life.
410
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,598
I, I don't love Ivan anymore.
411
00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:11,552
I'm just his best man.
412
00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:22,998
We have a law against assisted suicide.
413
00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:30,570
One reason simply goes
to the sanctity of life.
414
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:33,641
Once we start eroding that?
415
00:29:33,676 --> 00:29:37,514
Once we say It's acceptable for people
to start killing themselves?
416
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,254
A terrible thing happens.
417
00:29:40,476 --> 00:29:42,848
It becomes acceptable.
418
00:29:42,883 --> 00:29:45,185
It's suddenly an option.
419
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:48,241
For the senior citizens with Alzheimer's,
420
00:29:48,276 --> 00:29:51,190
for the fifty-year-old with cancer,
421
00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:54,069
for the teenager with no friends.
422
00:29:54,104 --> 00:29:59,125
Who decides when suicide is the way to go?
423
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,275
In this case the decision fell
to a mentally impaired woman
424
00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,923
and her emotionally despairing husband.
425
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:10,044
Not exactly bastions of sound judgment.
426
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:13,504
His motives, however clouded by grief,
may have been pure.
427
00:30:13,504 --> 00:30:17,097
But what about that husband
who wants his wife to die
428
00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:22,456
to perhaps prevent the estate
from being financially drained.
429
00:30:22,491 --> 00:30:26,296
What about the family who actually
seeks to end their own suffering,
430
00:30:26,296 --> 00:30:30,440
because it's too horrible watching
mom deteriorate?
431
00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:35,088
How do we assess or regulate motive?
432
00:30:35,123 --> 00:30:36,449
It's why we choose,
433
00:30:36,484 --> 00:30:41,053
as a matter of law
not to go down that slope.
434
00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:46,573
Nobody is arguing that Mr Myerson
is a bad man. He isn't.
435
00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:50,176
But he admittedly, reflectively
436
00:30:50,211 --> 00:30:55,344
acted to end the life of a human being.
437
00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:59,541
Under the law which you took
an oath to uphold,
438
00:30:59,576 --> 00:31:02,025
that's murder.
439
00:31:17,215 --> 00:31:23,309
The dirty little secret is we went down
that slope years ago.
440
00:31:23,344 --> 00:31:27,686
Officially we say we're
against assisted suicide,
441
00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:31,531
but it goes on all the time.
442
00:31:31,566 --> 00:31:36,067
Seventy percent of all deaths
in hospitals are due to decisions
443
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,103
to let patients die.
444
00:31:38,138 --> 00:31:41,989
Whether It's morphine drips
or respirators or hydration tubes.
445
00:31:42,024 --> 00:31:44,643
With all due respect
to the Terry Shivo fanfare,
446
00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:50,500
patients are assisted with death
all across this country all the time.
447
00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:52,409
As for regulating motive?
448
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,734
Here's a thought. Investigate it.
449
00:31:54,769 --> 00:31:57,289
If we suspect foul play,
have the police ask questions,
450
00:31:57,289 --> 00:32:00,807
if it smells funny, prosecute.
451
00:32:00,842 --> 00:32:04,291
But here, there's no suggestion
452
00:32:04,326 --> 00:32:10,078
the Mr Myerson's motive was anything
other than to satisfy his wife's wishes
453
00:32:10,113 --> 00:32:15,831
and spare her the extreme indignity
of experiencing the rotting of her brain.
454
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:18,532
Can you imagine?
455
00:32:19,214 --> 00:32:23,187
Would you want to live like that?
456
00:32:28,439 --> 00:32:32,652
I had a dog for twelve years.
His name was Alan.
457
00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:37,699
That was his name when I got him.
458
00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:39,601
He had cancer in the end.
459
00:32:39,636 --> 00:32:43,441
That, in conjunction
with severe hip dysplasia.
460
00:32:43,476 --> 00:32:45,981
And he was in unbearable pain.
461
00:32:46,016 --> 00:32:49,766
My vet recommended, and I agreed,
to euthanize him.
462
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,002
It was humane.
463
00:32:52,037 --> 00:32:58,275
Which we, as a society,
endeavor to be, for animals.
464
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:02,784
My client's act was humane.
465
00:33:02,803 --> 00:33:08,537
It was a selfless one,
it was a sorrowful one.
466
00:33:10,128 --> 00:33:12,814
Ms Myerson's nurse testified
467
00:33:12,849 --> 00:33:17,888
as to the profound love
Ryan Myerson had for his wife.
468
00:33:17,923 --> 00:33:22,927
Sometimes the ultimate act
of love… and kindness…
469
00:33:33,438 --> 00:33:37,583
If you think this man is a criminal,
send him to jail.
470
00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:43,403
But if you don't… don't.
471
00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:11,258
And do you, Missy, take Ivan to be
your lawfully-wedded husband,
472
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,701
to love, honor, and obey,
till death do you part?
473
00:34:13,701 --> 00:34:16,088
I do. I do!
474
00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:18,848
And do you, Ivan, take Missy
to be your lawfully-wedded wife,
475
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:22,796
to love, honor, and obey,
till death do you part?
476
00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:23,982
I do.
477
00:34:24,017 --> 00:34:25,945
If there's anyone who knows a reason
478
00:34:25,945 --> 00:34:28,826
why these two should not be joined
together in holy matrimony,
479
00:34:28,826 --> 00:34:32,092
speak now, or forever hold your peace.
480
00:34:33,881 --> 00:34:36,385
The rings…
481
00:34:48,035 --> 00:34:55,151
♫ So somewhere in my youth
or childhood ♫
482
00:34:55,186 --> 00:35:00,337
♫ I must've done
something good ♫
483
00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:05,488
♫ Nothing comes from nothing ♫
484
00:35:05,523 --> 00:35:08,515
♫ Nothing ever could ♫
485
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:12,821
♬ So somewhere in my youth
or childhood ♬
486
00:35:14,285 --> 00:35:17,092
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
487
00:35:17,127 --> 00:35:24,649
♬ I must have done
something good ♬
488
00:35:29,113 --> 00:35:33,027
I present to you…
Mr and Mrs Ivan Tiggs.
489
00:37:01,446 --> 00:37:03,572
Will the defendant please rise?
490
00:37:06,212 --> 00:37:09,613
Madame Foreperson, the jury
has reached a unanimous verdict?
491
00:37:09,613 --> 00:37:10,740
We have, Your Honor.
492
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:11,711
What say you?
493
00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,580
In the matter of
the Commonwealth vs Ryan Myerson
494
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,969
on the charge of murder
in the second degree,
495
00:37:18,004 --> 00:37:21,358
we the jury find the defendant,
Ryan Myerson…
496
00:37:21,393 --> 00:37:23,457
not guilty.
497
00:37:24,588 --> 00:37:25,840
Really?
498
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,377
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,..
499
00:37:27,377 --> 00:37:29,597
Thank you so much, Mr Shore.
500
00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:32,335
It was nothing. But expensive.
501
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:35,636
Denny? Thank you.
502
00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:03,724
I'm so overwhelmed,
I don't know what to say.
503
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:07,333
There's typically a post verdict
crash, Mr Meyerson.
504
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,907
I frequently counsel my clients
not to be alone.
505
00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:16,516
Do you have someone
to keep you company tonight?
506
00:38:29,192 --> 00:38:30,701
The nurse?
507
00:38:32,994 --> 00:38:35,532
The look was unmistakable.
508
00:38:36,341 --> 00:38:40,623
That's why he was so adamant about
going forward with the trial so fast.
509
00:38:40,623 --> 00:38:42,219
If his affair with the nurse surfaced,
510
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:45,251
which it inevitably would have,
he'd be sunk.
511
00:38:45,286 --> 00:38:46,445
Huh.
512
00:38:47,446 --> 00:38:51,117
He killed her to be with his mistress.
513
00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,942
Who knows?
514
00:38:54,946 --> 00:38:58,260
Maybe the fact he was in love
with someone else made it easier
515
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,705
to comply with his wife's desire to die.
516
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:04,760
Maybe she didn't really want to die.
All we had was his word for it.
517
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,531
And the nurse's.
518
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:08,568
Oh, my God.
519
00:39:08,603 --> 00:39:12,438
We don't know whether he's innocent
or guilty. I hate that!
520
00:39:13,982 --> 00:39:17,780
Denny, when you launched yourself
in court like a pop tart…
521
00:39:17,815 --> 00:39:20,174
He was badgering our client.
522
00:39:20,209 --> 00:39:22,293
I had to break the flow.
523
00:39:24,242 --> 00:39:27,198
Mr Koupfer had just said,
524
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:31,584
families often act to end
their own suffering.
525
00:39:32,855 --> 00:39:35,816
Is that what happened
with your father?
526
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:50,026
He wasn't exactly in pain.
His appetite was good.
527
00:39:50,061 --> 00:39:55,318
In fact he was actually smiling
more in the end then he…
528
00:39:58,535 --> 00:40:01,384
On the day,
529
00:40:01,419 --> 00:40:08,030
the day we told the doctor
to up the drip, he was blissful.
530
00:40:10,169 --> 00:40:14,697
We put him out of our misery.
531
00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:17,143
And I often wondered
532
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:20,840
did that life belong to the man
with the brain of a two-year-old?
533
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,367
Or to the man that preceded it?
534
00:40:23,402 --> 00:40:25,329
It certainly…
535
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:32,541
didn't belong to me.
536
00:40:33,614 --> 00:40:37,774
I think the life belonged to the man
who preceded the disease.
537
00:40:37,863 --> 00:40:39,831
The man you knew as your father.
538
00:40:39,866 --> 00:40:41,266
Ah.
539
00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:46,325
But at what point?
540
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:51,193
Koupfer said it was a slippery slurp
541
00:40:51,228 --> 00:40:53,248
Slope.
542
00:40:54,432 --> 00:40:57,650
How'd you get the doctor to do it?
543
00:41:00,131 --> 00:41:06,102
Denny Crane. I was still
the real thing then.
544
00:41:12,788 --> 00:41:14,555
Denny, I'm gonna say this right now
545
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,161
and then I'm going to memorialize it
in my living will.
546
00:41:17,161 --> 00:41:19,282
If I ever end up with the mind
of a two-year-old…
547
00:41:19,282 --> 00:41:21,445
I'll have Bev sit on you.
548
00:41:23,786 --> 00:41:26,127
That's a load off.
549
00:41:33,652 --> 00:41:38,069
My day is coming, Alan.
We both know that.
550
00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:41,208
It's a long ways off.
551
00:41:43,528 --> 00:41:45,684
And in the meantime…
552
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:52,526
Live big, my friend. Live big.40348
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