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(quiet news chatter)
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(phone dings)
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(sighs)
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(sighs) God.
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- (sighs) Fuck!
- (phone ringing)
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God...
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- (sighs) Yes?
- Tricia (on phone): Hey.
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Um, are you at work?
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No, I called in sick.
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- Are you sick?
- Sam (on phone): No.
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Okay, good 'cause I need you.
I need your help really badly.
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I'm, like,
completely overwhelmed--
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- Tricia, I can't right now.
I'm kinda busy. - Tricia: Please, Sam, please.
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I mean, really,
seriously, please.
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- (loud marching band music)
- Jesus! Oh, fuck!
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Sam, I'm sorry!
But you have no idea--
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No, no, it's not you.
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("K-State Fight Song"
playing loudly)
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(Sam sighs)
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I-I'll be there in
a little bit, alright?
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Thanks. Cool, see ya.
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(sighs)
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(inhale, ragged exhale)
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(light theme song playing)
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(quiet street noise)
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Hey! There she is!
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Jesus Christ, Fred,
you scared me to death.
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Is it a game day
or something?
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No. I'm just checkin' in.
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You know, I talked to Lou,
and he said you're the only person
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that hasn't picked up
their jacket.
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Oh fuck.
Uh, you know what?
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I'm gonna go by
and get that today.
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Did you bring out the Growler
just to ask me that?
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No, I just had
to fill up the tank,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
Am I gonna see you tonight?
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'Cause you're not
responding to my texts.
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- I texted you like 15 times.
- Well,
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I don't know, Fred.
I'm just gonna...
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be a black cloud.
You don't want me there.
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- Ah, come on. You know
I want you there, Sam. - Mm...
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It's just Joel and I
still aren't talking,
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- and I-I don't want it
to be like a whole thing. - Alright, alright.
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Y-You and I are
still talkin', right?
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- Yeah.
- Come on,
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Sam, look what
you're gonna miss.
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Isn't this beautiful?
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I went all out.
I decked it out, it's gorgeous.
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- You gotta see inside.
Come on. Come on! - Sam: Okay.
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- Alright. Let's take a look.
- Fred: Purple paradise!
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- Look at this.
- Wow!
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We got cheese balls.
We got koozies.
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- Check that out. Look at that.
- Sam: Oh yeah.
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That's great.
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And check this out.
We had these made.
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- Wow! (laughs)
- Yeah.
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You're gonna have to fend off
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all the heartbroken
ladies for me.
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It would be my great honor.
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(both laughing)
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Oh, come on, Sammy.
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It's not gonna be
the same without ya.
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Yeah, you know what?
You guys rage without me.
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And then,
how about tomorrow,
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I could take you for
an all-you-can-eat
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- ice cream experience.
- Mm...
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You get whatever you want,
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and you can tell me
all about what I missed.
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Mm, well, uh,
I don't wanna force you
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to have the time of
your life, Sammy.
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But do you like ice cream?
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I don't like ice cream.
I love ice cream!
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- See?
- But you gotta take me to Call Hall
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because it goes right from
the udder to the cone.
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- That sounds fresh.
- It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'.
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- I think I get it.
- But it's so good.
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And you gotta wear
one of these.
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- Well, what does it say?
- Yeah! Open it.
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(both laughing)
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I'm the stud.
When you wear it, I gotta be on that side.
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- Alright. Fuck yeah.
Let's do it! Yes! - Okay? Alright!
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♪ ♪
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Brad:
Those are great. They're perfect.
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(quiet chatter)
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Joel:
They're a little pale.
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Well, maybe do 'em
on this side a little bit more.
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- (laughs)
- There you go. Look it.
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(whispers):
Belinda's gonna yell at me.
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She's outta control today.
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(laughing)
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Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't
have even sent this.
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Oh, I'm sure it's fine.
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She probably didn't
even see it yet.
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No, she read it
45 minutes ago.
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Okay.
Well, what did you say?
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I told her how many steps
I got yesterday.
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Okay...
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And how did you want her
to respond to that?
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I don't know.
I guess the way she always responds?
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I mean...
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It's a big change
for both of you in...
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in different ways.
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Yeah.
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And I sent her
a text about my steps.
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- (laughs)
- Oh, my God! Brad,
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- I'm a complete
and total ding-dong! - No!
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No, you are not a ding-dong.
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You'll see her tonight,
and you'll talk it out.
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Listen, it might
take some time,
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but it's gonna be okay.
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Brad, we got a request
for a great white shark
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and three little piggies.
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Okay, I-I'll get
right on it, Belinda.
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(sighs)
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(soft laugh)
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Did you see how
she came at me?
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(laughs)
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(engine cranking)
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(engine cranking)
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(engine cranking)
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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(birds chirping)
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(door bell dings)
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Oh, thank God!
I thought you changed your mind.
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Uh, I rode my bike.
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What is that?
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I picked up my jacket
for Fred's wedding.
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W-w-wait.
So, why are you riding your bike?
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Did the truck
break down again?
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No. No, it just
wouldn't start.
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Sam, that thing
is on its last leg. I keep telling you.
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When did Holly get it?
Like '98?
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(sniffs) Yep.
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- It's, like, 25 years old!
- Okay.
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Okay, just gimme
a second here.
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What?
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This is a lot of cunt.
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"100% cunt mode." Yes.
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"Cunt, please."
"Big and juicy cunt."
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I mean, I can't-- Oh!
Oh, okay. This is cute.
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"Knock, knock. Who's there?
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You. You're still a cunt."
Did you make this one for me?
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No. Just made it.
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Wow.
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"Cunt Supreme."
"Live, laugh, cunt."
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- Aw, that's cute.
- I mean, just stop saying it, please.
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- What? Cunt?
- Yeah.
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Twat? I cunt hear you.
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My dick-tor says I have
an ear in-fuck-tion,
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and I need to take
some penis-illin.
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Are you done?
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I cunt be sure.
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(sighs) Okay.
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Alright.
What can I help you with?
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Just, you're on shipping.
Just start putting those boxes together.
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Here's the tape,
and there's, like,
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three more bags of these
peanuts in the garage.
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I have all the packing slips
in the other room,
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and I think I want some wine.
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- Do you want some wine?
- I'd like some wine, yes.
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- This is gonna be a lot of fun.
- Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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Sam:
Oh, you do the peanuts first.
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- Tricia: Mm-hmm...
(interrupting gibberish) - And then--
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- Put more peanuts.
- (mutters)
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More peanuts.
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And then, thank you card.
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- Thank you card.
Yeah. Alright. - Done.
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I got it.
You can do your invoices and I'll be all set.
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Just make it pretty, right?
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- That's it. Alright.
- Making it pretty.
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- Thanks.
- Yep.
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Hey, so, um...
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Um, I've just been
thinking seriously
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about buying a new car,
so you should just take the Jeep.
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I mean, I'll never get
what it's worth on the trade-in anyway.
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No, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna hold onto the truck.
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Okay. I mean...
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You know, I just thought...
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Yeah, Tricia, it's...
We're good, okay?
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- Yeah.
- We're good.
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(quietly): Okay.
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And get the fucking label...
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Get the fucking tape...
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Ooh, fuck.
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Oh no.
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(birds chirping)
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- ("K-State Fight Song" blasting)
- Oh!
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What, you a Jayhawks fan?
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Come on! Hop in!
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You're my first stop, kid.
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(laughs) Gosh.
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(song builds, ends)
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- Okay.
- (laughs)
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Nuts...
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Nuts!
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(quietly):
Gotta love nuts.
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Tricia:
That fucking cunt!
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- What?
- Oh, my God!
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- Sam: What?
- Okay, so first,
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- I get blackballed
at Campbell's. - Wait, what happened?
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Oh, yeah, yeah!
Heather would not sell to me
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because of lies
that Charity told her.
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- Wha--
- Yeah, Charity lied to her!
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But don't worry,
I set her straight.
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I dressed her down
in public. I mean,
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there was nobody there
but I said everything!
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I told her the truth!
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The truth!
And then, I was at Ballard's,
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and I saw
fucking Cece Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece,
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with her fucking
shitty twins,
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and she 100% saw me
and she totally avoided me!
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Okay, well, she's always
been a stupid twat.
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Well, that's true,
but now, Charity is having
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all of her nasty
little fucking friends
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leave these cunty little
comments on the Instagram.
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Wait, wait, okay, just--
H-How does Charity know
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about the Instagram
in the first place?
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Because I fucking tagged her!
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- You did? I mean...
- Yes! Yes, I did.
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- Okay.
- I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this?
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Why?
I didn't fuck her husband!
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Well, you tried,
but that's okay.
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I guess this is
what happens when you try to be
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the bigger person,
you know?
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I guess so.
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- Peanuts...
- Wait, just hold up.
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Where has your buffer been?
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I don't know.
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What happened?
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Nothing. He's just
being an asshole.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Alright.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine.
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Thank you.
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Goddammit!
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- (dance music playing)
- (cheering)
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- (honking)
- I'm gettin' married!
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Tiffani:
Woo-hoo! I got titties!
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- Who needs titties?!
- (laughter)
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Freddie!
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- Here you go!
- Actually, okay, I'll take 'em.
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- (laughter, chatter)
- You.
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All:
Titties! Titties! Titties!
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Where's my cruise director?
Come on!
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(on PA):
Attention, passengers.
248
00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:57,632
Our first stop tonight
will be Finn's downtown. Okay,
249
00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:59,134
stretch your legs.
Warm up your pipes.
250
00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:01,264
- Tiffani: Woo!
- It's karaoke night!
251
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,505
- Let's fucking go!
- (screaming)
252
00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:06,141
Alright.
Everybody outta the pool!
253
00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:08,343
(cheering)
254
00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:10,278
- (laughing)
- (music stops)
255
00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:11,846
Hey. You doin' okay?
256
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,750
- Oh, my God.
This party is epic! - (both laugh)
257
00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,520
Oh, my God!
I can't get over Irma!
258
00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:18,954
I know. Nuts.
259
00:10:19,023 --> 00:10:20,221
How are you?
260
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,791
Well, you know, I'm good.
If my friends are happy,
261
00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,164
I'm happy.
But they're not happy.
262
00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,264
I know. I'm sorry.
263
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,633
I'm sorry that Sam's not here.
264
00:10:30,702 --> 00:10:32,467
Yeah. (sighs)
265
00:10:32,536 --> 00:10:34,369
I'm sorry, too,
but you know what?
266
00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:36,271
Tonight is just about fun.
267
00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,006
- Yes.
- But listen, Joel,
268
00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:40,942
I need you two back together
for the wedding, okay?
269
00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,711
Oh, my God,
we'll absolutely be there.
270
00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,279
I know you'll be there,
271
00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:45,548
but that's not
what I'm sayin'.
272
00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,119
You copy
what I'm sayin', right?
273
00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:49,552
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
274
00:10:49,621 --> 00:10:51,520
I just...
275
00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:53,155
I don't know what to do
276
00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:55,791
because she won't
answer my text.
277
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,393
Look, I'm gonna grab
an ice cream with her
278
00:10:57,462 --> 00:10:58,694
tomorrow at Call Hall,
279
00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,428
and I'll get into it with her.
280
00:11:00,497 --> 00:11:02,364
But, in the meantime,
my buddy,
281
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,899
- gonna buck up... Okay?
- Yes. Yes!
282
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,402
Tomorrow's a new day,
but tonight, we're gonna have fun.
283
00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:11,240
- Come on! Let's go!
- Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party!
284
00:11:11,309 --> 00:11:14,275
♪ ♪
285
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:18,013
(insects chirping)
286
00:11:18,082 --> 00:11:19,681
- (sighs)
- Are you already done?
287
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,282
Yep. I was born for this shit.
288
00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:23,853
- Tricia: That was fast.
- You need anything else?
289
00:11:23,922 --> 00:11:25,987
Um, no, I think
I'm good. Thanks.
290
00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:27,417
Great.
291
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,924
Um, so how did
the jacket turn out?
292
00:11:28,993 --> 00:11:30,593
Oh, I haven't tried it on yet.
293
00:11:30,662 --> 00:11:32,160
Well, let's try it on.
294
00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,895
No, no, no.
It's packed up nice in its bag.
295
00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,564
- I'll do it later.
- Come on, I have to make sure that everything's perfect
296
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:40,363
for Fred and Susan anyway,
so let's just give it a whirl.
297
00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:41,537
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah! Looks great!
298
00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:42,738
(both laugh)
299
00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,409
Right, that arm.
300
00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:45,841
Okay.
301
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,777
- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:11:47,846 --> 00:11:50,145
Um, I really appreciate you,
303
00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:53,581
- you know,
trusting me with your friends. - Hm.
304
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:56,421
I didn't do anything.
It was all you.
305
00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:59,149
How does it feel?
306
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,325
(Sam clears throat)
307
00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:04,125
Something feels a little off.
308
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,098
Mm-hmm. Um...
309
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:08,463
It's bad, isn't it?
310
00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:11,503
- (both laughing)
- It's so bad!
311
00:12:12,804 --> 00:12:14,069
Sorry.
I'm sorry, but it...
312
00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:16,505
There-- There's
just an issue or two.
313
00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:18,573
I think with the...
(laughs)
314
00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:19,942
I don't understand.
He spent, like,
315
00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:21,676
30 minutes
on my chest alone.
316
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,044
How could he have
gotten it so wrong?
317
00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,913
- (both laugh)
- Do I look like a linebacker?
318
00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,281
I don't wanna look
like a linebacker.
319
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,885
- You look
linebacker adjacent. - (both laugh)
320
00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:31,754
Those shoulders,
it looks like...
321
00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:33,556
What's the dance?
The '80s dance that...
322
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,125
(both laughing)
323
00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:37,493
Oh God!
324
00:12:37,562 --> 00:12:38,827
- Okay.
- Um...
325
00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:40,556
(sighs)
What are we gonna do?
326
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,598
Well, lucky for you,
I can sew my face off,
327
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,999
and we're gonna
make this work.
328
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:46,401
- Okay. Can you...
- (sighs)
329
00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,137
- put my tits in
their final resting place? - (laughs) I can't do--
330
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,941
- I can't help you
with that part. - I mean...
331
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:55,345
- my tits weren't
even here in the '90s. - (laughs)
332
00:12:55,414 --> 00:12:58,381
(all cheering)
333
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:01,486
(dance music blasting)
334
00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:07,089
(music echoes, fades out)
335
00:13:07,158 --> 00:13:10,395
- (bicycle clicking)
- (insects chirping)
336
00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:25,945
(inhales)
337
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,981
(phone dings)
338
00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:36,552
- (music blasting)
- Sammy! How are you?
339
00:13:36,621 --> 00:13:38,120
Oh, my God, we are raging.
340
00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:40,655
I miss you!
We all miss you so much!
341
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:43,491
Irma is on
a fucking rampage! She's going nuts!
342
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,661
Hey, I can't wait--
I can't wait for ice cream tomorrow.
343
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,296
I love you.
We love you. Shit,
344
00:13:47,365 --> 00:13:50,400
I gotta go, I gotta go.
Hold on, I gotta go. Irma! Get down--
345
00:13:50,469 --> 00:13:51,536
(video stops)
346
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:55,941
(long exhale)
347
00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:01,943
Sam:
Okay, well, you gotta tell me,
348
00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:03,812
what did I miss last night?
349
00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:05,980
Irma was doing body shots
at Rock-A-Belly.
350
00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:08,317
- Oh, that bitch.
- And Larry, in the Grains Department,
351
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,486
was mooning people
outta the back of the Growler.
352
00:14:10,555 --> 00:14:11,887
(laughing) Oh no!
353
00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:13,255
Right?
I threw my back out.
354
00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,023
Tiffani had, like,
these blow-up...
355
00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:17,125
Like, it-it--
They weren't, like, two sets of boobs.
356
00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,660
They were like
blow-up beach balls that had nipples on 'em.
357
00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:22,832
- I didn't bring 'em!
Of course, she did, right? - (laughing)
358
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:24,900
Oh, man.
It-It was totally crazy.
359
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:27,136
- We missed you, Sam.
- Oh, my God. Yeah, well,
360
00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:29,638
- shit, sounds like
a great night. - Oh, yeah.
361
00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:31,139
And, uh, I did talk to Joel,
362
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,742
a-and, you know,
he misses you.
363
00:14:33,811 --> 00:14:35,143
(mouthing)
364
00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:36,511
We don't need to talk
about that right now.
365
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,748
Alright. Well, forget
about Joel for a minute.
366
00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:41,783
- Okay.
Let's forget about Joel. - Sammy...
367
00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:43,752
- I miss ya.
- (sighs)
368
00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,921
You mean a lot to me.
369
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:47,222
Families aren't easy.
370
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,957
Not even the fun ones, okay?
371
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,996
It just--
It takes a lot of work.
372
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,962
You know, you just gotta...
373
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,001
You gotta decide
what's important to you.
374
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,970
(sighs)
375
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,672
And I know what's important
to me right now.
376
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:04,739
What?
377
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,942
I think I'm ready for
another round of ice cream.
378
00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:08,476
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- I know.
379
00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:09,911
- Alright, well--
- I'm gonna have a minty one.
380
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,179
What do you want?
381
00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:14,116
I think I can
choke down one more. Maybe a...
382
00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:16,218
butter brickle, butter pecan.
Surprise me.
383
00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:19,422
- Alright! It's on me. I got it.
- Okay, thanks. (laughs)
384
00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:20,592
Joel:
Hey.
385
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:23,462
Hey, Joel.
386
00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:27,529
What is this?
387
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,634
Is this some kind of
ambush or something?
388
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,835
- No.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
389
00:15:32,904 --> 00:15:34,604
Hey, I-I'm just
as surprised as you are.
390
00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,104
He didn't know. I...
391
00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,506
- I didn't.
- (sighs) You won't talk to me alone.
392
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:41,013
I thought maybe
you'd talk to me with Fred around.
393
00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:43,278
Okay, well, I'm here.
394
00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:47,049
- What do you wanna talk about?
- (Joel laughs awkwardly)
395
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:49,354
I don't know what
to say. (laughs)
396
00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:53,058
I just needed to talk
to you. I-I miss you.
397
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,424
I know it was
an asshole move,
398
00:15:56,493 --> 00:15:58,730
- sending that steps text.
- Yeah, you think?
399
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,334
Joel:
I'm just trying.
400
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:05,667
I-I lied--
401
00:16:05,736 --> 00:16:07,639
Stop! Stop.
402
00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:11,376
- It was a mistake.
- I'm so...
403
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,309
I'm so mad at you, Joel,
404
00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:17,682
and I don't wanna be,
but I can't help it.
405
00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,783
I'm sorry, Sam.
406
00:16:20,851 --> 00:16:22,517
You have a...
407
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,720
a fucking boyfriend,
and you don't think I can handle it,
408
00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,388
so you just don't tell me?
409
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,056
- Sam--
- Do you have any idea
410
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,195
how stupid
that makes me feel?!
411
00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:35,698
- I'm sorry.
- Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything?
412
00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,402
I can handle it!
413
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,103
God, first my sister,
and now you.
414
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,205
- Wait, what happened
with your sister? - No!
415
00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:45,110
You don't get to know!
416
00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:50,178
God, maybe I wouldn't
have been okay. Okay, fine.
417
00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:51,813
But I thought that we had
the kind of relationship
418
00:16:51,882 --> 00:16:54,750
that if there was something
that was that important to you
419
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:56,151
that you would want me to know!
420
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,620
That you would
wanna share it with me!
421
00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,053
But you didn't, did you?!
422
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,624
- We do have that
kind of relationship! - No, you're keeping secrets,
423
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:02,624
and I don't want secrets!
424
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,226
I just didn't think
you would understand!
425
00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:06,131
Oh, understand what, Joel?
426
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,198
What?!
427
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:12,896
I do love what
we have together, but...
428
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,636
we can't provide
everything for each other!
429
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:15,899
Oh, my God!
430
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,241
I don't want you
to be my boyfriend, Joel!
431
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,546
I just don't
want you to leave me!
432
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:24,580
I'm not going anywhere.
433
00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:26,685
Oh... (exhales)
434
00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:31,356
Well, it can't be
the same now.
435
00:17:33,691 --> 00:17:35,327
It's not gonna be the same.
436
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:41,133
No. I guess not.
437
00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,236
So...
438
00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:48,307
Now, we talked, okay?
Are you happy?
439
00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:51,440
No. (gasps)
440
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:52,744
I'm sorry.
441
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:55,247
Fuck. Fuck.
442
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,516
Fuck. Fuck!
443
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,385
(deep sigh)
444
00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:07,692
Hey, you okay?
445
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,060
- Sam: No.
- Wanna hug?
446
00:18:11,129 --> 00:18:13,232
(sighing) No.
447
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:17,699
Fred:
Alright. I'm gonna get your ice cream.
448
00:18:17,768 --> 00:18:18,803
Alright.
449
00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:24,843
(birds chirping)
450
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:33,718
(bike rattling)
451
00:18:37,154 --> 00:18:38,790
(brakes squeal)
452
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,631
(dog barking)
453
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,131
This.
454
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,869
(dog barking)
455
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,336
(phone dings)
456
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:57,573
- (dog barking)
- (giggling)
457
00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:00,312
(sighs)
458
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:20,832
(bike rattling)
459
00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:32,644
(brakes squeal)
460
00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:38,414
Hey!
461
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,915
Hey.
462
00:19:39,984 --> 00:19:41,216
You're back?
463
00:19:41,285 --> 00:19:43,522
Yeah. I, uh...
464
00:19:44,989 --> 00:19:46,625
I've been, uh...
465
00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,994
I wanted to say something
to you because,
466
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:55,631
uh, I know my situation
probably doesn't look too good.
467
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,532
Yeah, well,
fentanyl's not too good.
468
00:19:57,601 --> 00:20:00,202
I don't know who started that.
I would never sell fentanyl.
469
00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:01,840
I was growing weed
in my basement.
470
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,801
Weed?
471
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,941
Well, if I would've known that,
472
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,444
I probably would've
said hello a little bit sooner.
473
00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:09,778
(laughs)
474
00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:11,981
Yeah, well, uh...
475
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,877
those days are done.
476
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,018
(sighs)
Okay, well, then so am I.
477
00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:18,486
I'm just kidding.
I've had a...
478
00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:21,790
- a shitty day, so...
- If...
479
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:26,161
If you want to have a beer
sometime, I'm right there.
480
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,831
We don't have to do it
in some party bus,
481
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,065
if that's not your thing.
482
00:20:30,134 --> 00:20:32,371
- Oh, the Growler? I mean...
- Yeah.
483
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:34,636
that place is a party on wheels.
484
00:20:34,705 --> 00:20:36,038
(both laugh)
485
00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:37,806
Um, yeah. Maybe--
maybe sometime.
486
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,608
(beeping)
487
00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:41,042
Cool.
488
00:20:41,111 --> 00:20:43,279
- What is that?
- Um...
489
00:20:43,348 --> 00:20:44,913
(beeping stops)
490
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,752
That's, uh, this.
491
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:54,254
- Oh, my God.
I'm not interested! - (laughs)
492
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,127
Alright. Well...
493
00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:00,062
it's good to see you back.
494
00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:01,529
Good to see you.
495
00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:03,932
- Don't steal my bike.
- (laughs)
496
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:07,039
♪ ♪
497
00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:17,716
(clicking)
498
00:21:21,151 --> 00:21:22,787
(clicking)
499
00:21:28,725 --> 00:21:31,727
Darlene (on tape):
I'm gonna put one hand on your chest.
500
00:21:31,796 --> 00:21:33,632
- Is that okay?
- Sam (on tape): Uh-huh.
501
00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,064
Darlene:
And the other hand here.
502
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,732
- Sam: Mm-hmm.
- Darlene: Okay?
503
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:40,973
- Now, close your eyes.
Start slow. - (Sam breathes on tape)
504
00:21:42,306 --> 00:21:43,738
Try not to move this hand.
505
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:46,208
We want the breath to
come from the diaphragm.
506
00:21:46,277 --> 00:21:48,276
Nice deep inhale.
507
00:21:48,345 --> 00:21:50,779
- (deep inhale on tape)
- And...
508
00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:53,715
Sam:
Sss...
509
00:21:53,784 --> 00:21:55,884
Darlene:
Yeah, Sam. That's it.
510
00:21:55,953 --> 00:21:58,815
- In through the nose.
- (inhales on tape)
511
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,456
Out through the mouth.
512
00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:03,993
Sam:
Sss...
513
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:05,961
Darlene:
That's good, Sam.
514
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:09,531
Just you and your breath.
515
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,603
- (Sam inhales on tape)
- Deep.
516
00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:15,975
Sam:
Sss...
517
00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:21,543
- Darlene: Deeper this time.
- (stops exhaling)
518
00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:25,280
- (Sam inhales on tape)
- Yes! (laughs)
519
00:22:25,349 --> 00:22:29,051
- Sam: Sss...
- Darlene: That's it.
520
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,521
Oh... You have it.
521
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:35,090
- (exhale stops)
- Do you feel the difference?
522
00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:39,061
Now, remember this feeling.
Isn't it wonderful?
523
00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:41,566
- It's like the first
time you fell-- - (stops tape)
524
00:23:02,286 --> 00:23:03,822
(slides bench)
525
00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:22,474
(sighs)
526
00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:38,590
(softly playing piano)
527
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,070
(stops playing)
528
00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:54,737
♪ Have yourself ♪
529
00:23:54,806 --> 00:23:57,910
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
530
00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:01,610
♪ Let your heart ♪
531
00:24:01,679 --> 00:24:03,848
♪ Be light ♪
532
00:24:05,216 --> 00:24:07,249
♪ Next year ♪
533
00:24:07,318 --> 00:24:09,618
♪ All our troubles ♪
534
00:24:09,687 --> 00:24:12,757
♪ Will be out of sight ♪
535
00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:16,195
(sighs)
536
00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:25,901
♪ Have yourself ♪
537
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:31,101
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
538
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:35,647
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
539
00:24:36,581 --> 00:24:39,715
♪ From now on ♪
540
00:24:39,784 --> 00:24:43,519
♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪
541
00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:47,792
♪ Away ♪
542
00:24:50,361 --> 00:24:52,662
♪ Here we are ♪
543
00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:56,192
♪ As in olden days ♪
544
00:24:56,261 --> 00:25:01,941
♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
545
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:06,208
♪ Faithful friends ♪
546
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:08,547
♪ Who are dear to us ♪
547
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,985
♪ Gather near to us ♪
548
00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:17,289
♪ Once more ♪
549
00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:21,626
♪ Through the years ♪
550
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:26,198
♪ We all will be together ♪
551
00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,903
(sighs)
552
00:25:36,574 --> 00:25:37,809
(sniffles)
553
00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:47,619
- (light clicks)
- (sighs)
554
00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:50,722
(heavy sigh)
555
00:25:52,657 --> 00:25:55,894
♪ ♪
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