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Previously on Moonshine...
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- What are you doing?
- Evicting you.
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I'm drunk with power and the
party's just getting started!
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The kid, the house,
I still want those things.
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Kid?
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Terry wants kids
like an addict wants smack.
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Manthusium is friggin' core!
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Daddy-o?
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No, I haven't told him yet.
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No, dad, let me do it.
Let me tell them.
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Pink beaut?
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You deserve this.
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Yeah!
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Lidia: As a woman in business,
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your public persona is everything.
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Your image must be
carefully controlled.
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You have to seem ruthless
yet likeable,
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grounded yet effervescent,
effortless but manicured
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within an inch of your life.
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And you can never age
or go grey or forget to smile
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or be a bitch or a pushover,
and you can never,
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ever lose your cool.
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But image is only part
of your public persona.
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The other part is reputation.
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Your baggage may be designer,
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but it's still baggage, baby!
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Sorry, mom.
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"Lidia Bennett"?
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No bueno.
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When you're a woman,
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a tiny blemish isn't
a small imperfection.
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It's a neon hazard sign:
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"Toxic, do not approach!"
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What about... Lidia Finley-Cullen?
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Men may be able
to fail upwards, but nope,
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not us ladies.
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Well, other than your thesis
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on biophilic design theory, nada.
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According to the Internet, Lidia
Finley-Cullen doesn't exist.
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Okay!
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Thank the gods of technology
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I changed my name before the Internet.
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I missed you, baby!
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Okay, we need to set up a meeting
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with the structural engineer,
talk to the contractors...
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Ooh, when we order light fixtures,
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we're talking a six-
to eight-month back order
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on the industrial pendants
I want in the atrium.
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Ooh! Is that bergamot?
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Straight from umbria.
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Mmm, we should add it
to the guest toiletries!
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That's not really in
the purview of the architect.
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Everything is in
the purview of an architect
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who gives a hoot.
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Also, I've been thinking...
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We should get a little
advance press going.
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Maybe do a walkthrough,
announce my involvement?
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Uh, actually, my father wants
to hold a beat on the press.
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Oh?
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Why?
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I don't know. He's idiosyncratic.
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Mr. family values one day,
Mr. party the next.
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Things are always shifting with him.
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Shifting...
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- Things?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, well, that's... totally cool.
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I-I... I love to shift.
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I love to pivot!
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Ms. Pivot, that's me!
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Uh, but just so we're clear...
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He's still excited
about my design, right?
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Excited?
He cancelled his Viagra script.
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But he did read about
your recent legal troubles.
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Ah... hm. I was afraid of that.
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Uh, but that's all in the past.
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Hence, Lidia Bennett
architecture and design
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is now Lidia Finley-Cullen
architecture and design.
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I'm a new person! Hello!
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Well, technically, uh, a new
old person since Finley-Cullen
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is my maiden name.
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Google me... prepare to be bored!
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Um... I have to answer this.
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- Well, I'm not quite...
- excuse me.
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Hello?
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Yeah...
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Crystal Clean is
a respectable, clean business,
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hence the name.
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We clean with our clothes
on and strictly adhere
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to the "tank top, shorts, jorts,
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"flip flops, bare midriff
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"but only on really hot days"
uniform policy.
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Oh, and our belly button ring
protocol has changed,
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which I think is for the bet...
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Thank you, Crystal,
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for that huge waste
of everybody's time.
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Hmph!
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Now on to what
we've all been waiting for...
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The FCBA summer social!
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If I may...
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During my reign, the event theme
was always a white party.
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Dress code was beautiful white linens.
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The menu was vichyssoise,
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brie, and fluffy blanched
flour dinner rolls...
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Does anybody hear anything?
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- Oh?
- I don't.
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Uh, as the FCBA treasurer,
I still have a voice here.
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Oh, did you find treasure?
No? Then zip it.
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Seriously, she can't do that!
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As I was saying,
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this year's summer social
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is going to make past events
seem like a geriatric outing.
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Good riddance to garden parties
and soggy cucumber sandwiches,
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and say hello...
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To the Queen's Cups!
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Nothing says 'class' like a day
of drunken olympiad-level war!
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That horrible event
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where everyone ended up in the ER?
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Total dumpster fire!
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Oh, does a dumpster fire
get you the cover
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of the Gazette, vip parking
at the liquor store,
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and make you a local hero?
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Because that's what the winner
of the Queen's Cups gets!
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The only news here
is that you're not worthy
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of hosting the business
community's biggest event
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of the season.
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You have the social
skills of a wet towel.
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Ha!
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Not!
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Everyone here loves me.
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Three cheers for
your new prez, bitches!
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Behold, BBT!
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Manthusium's best-selling
performance enhancer.
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Not only is it tasty af,
but it has 25+ vita-mens
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and all the a-men-o acids
the body needs to achieve
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man-essence actualization!
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100% organic.
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Hearty.
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- Yeah, is that cinnamon I taste?
- No.
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The spicy sensation
is the bull ball tonic...
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Bovine semen!
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Nature's superfood!
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Okay, well, to be honest,
I actually didn't come here
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to sample product, I actually
came to share some news.
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Um, I'm...
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I'm dating Wes Lonergan!
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And... here he is!
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Ryan.
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You can tell a lot about
a man by his handshake.
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Yours needs work, bro.
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But there's hope in sight:
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BBT, Manthusium's finest!
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Ken.
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You know, usually when
someone makes my boy happy,
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I'm good with them.
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But under the circumstances,
I'm sure you'll understand
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why I think you're a piece of shit.
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Dad!
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Just telling the truth, son.
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Oh, it's fine. I get it.
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But I hope you'll
give me a chance... sir.
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My intentions are...
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To build a mega-resort
that'll crush the Moonshine,
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Sammy's home.
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Weak move, kid.
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Weak, weak move.
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Ready for that sample?
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I'll take a case.
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You think you can buy our respect?
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I'm just kidding, bro!
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Will that be cash, credit, or crypto?
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Can it be cash, though?
I can't take the other stuff.
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You gotta take it off, Terr.
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It's my Scarlet letter!
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A giant, blinking sign that says,
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"Hey, this gal makes
catastrophic life choices."
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I don't need to remind
you that criminal actions
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- have consequences.
- Oh, come on!
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I follow the terms of my
conditional sentence-y thing.
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My shit is together, I have a job,
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a big one that I might lose if
I don't get rid of this thing.
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Even if I was okay
with violating the terms,
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- which I'm not...
- Whyyy?
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Internal Affairs
has opened a file on me.
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God, Terr, that's serious.
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Apparently I've been too lenient
on the Finley-Cullens,
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so if I want to save my own job,
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I need to be "by the book Terry."
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- Ugh!
- Just stay the course.
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One more month
and you're in the clear.
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Aww.
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Listen up, bitches!
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The Queen's Cups is starting today!
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The Queen's Cups?
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Okay!
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Thought I'd come home
for a little snack.
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Oh God, not now, Terr.
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I'm still recovering from
that cattle prod from yesterday.
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While you had to jerk off into a cup,
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that sadistic fertility doctor
left no tube unturned.
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- Are you okay?
- Hmph!
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The tests were your idea,
for the off-chance that one day,
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not today, I decide, or not decide,
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- that I want to have kids.
- I know, I know.
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Look, and I don't mean to push you,
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but doesn't
the thought of a little Terr
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just melt your heart?
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If you're talking
about your dick, sure.
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Kids?
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Well, infants have those
soft, unfused skulls.
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Yuck.
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And even if that is
your idea of adorable,
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having kids is like supergluing
yourself to a meth monkey.
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You are delusional.
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I am not delusional!
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Late nights, diapers, tantrums...
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It's nothing I'm not used to
down at the precinct.
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A dramatic day
at Foxton PD is harassing
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the elderly tourists
for a parking infraction.
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Or dealing with your family.
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Well...
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Look, come on, you
and I will be naturals.
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I want in.
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You, me,
partners for the Queen's Cups.
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No! I don't partner with snakes.
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Actually, snakes have spines;
I don't partner with worms.
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After I gave you my pencil case...
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I thought we had a moment.
Did we not have a moment?
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Why the sudden interest in my event?
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Okay, your event is a chance
to remind the community
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that I, Lidia Finley-Cullen,
am a fun yet upstanding
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and trustworthy business owner... ish.
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The prize of a positive profile
in the Gazette
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would give me that chance to re-brand.
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Oh, as usual, Lidia
makes it all about herself.
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Yes, it's about me,
but it's also about you.
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I heard what happened at the meeting.
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You want the FCBA to accept you,
think you're classy?
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You're gonna have to learn
how to speak their language.
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The charm bomb offensive.
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Let me teach you my vays...
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You would teach me the dark arts?
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By the end of the day, they'll
be kissing your ring, Rhian.
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This is gonna be good
for the both of us.
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Hmm?
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- I'm in.
- Oh!
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Let's get to work!
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Not fast enough!
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How do you expect to win
the three-legged race
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when you're running at a sloth's pace?
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Let's go, bony rump!
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A compliment in some places,
just not earth!
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Let's try to reframe that
in a constructive way!
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Let's go, bony rump...
255
00:11:40,145 --> 00:11:42,045
Please?
256
00:11:42,085 --> 00:11:44,045
Remember,
think fun tidbits, not insults.
257
00:11:44,185 --> 00:11:45,445
If you want to be liked,
258
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,314
you need to let them know
you see them,
259
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,515
in a non-stalker way. And... go!
260
00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:51,401
But I just squeezed out
two seven-pound flesh slabs.
261
00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:53,855
I don't have time to remember
a fun tidbit about Wendy...
262
00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:58,325
Other than she needs
medical grade mouthwash.
263
00:11:58,395 --> 00:11:59,595
Can we take a break?
264
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,111
When thirsty Katie
is right behind you,
265
00:12:01,135 --> 00:12:02,311
inches away from winning it all,
266
00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:03,865
are you gonna take a break?!
267
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,134
- No!
- Exactly!
268
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:06,934
It's not enough to train the body,
269
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,505
you gotta train the mind!
270
00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:10,135
Now... think quick!
271
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:14,296
That's crazy!
272
00:12:14,372 --> 00:12:16,714
- I like to call that the dodge.
- The dodge?
273
00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:18,258
Yeah, for when you don't
have something nice to say,
274
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,176
but you don't want to be rude,
so you just say something generic.
275
00:12:20,177 --> 00:12:21,971
That's dumb.
Why not just stare at them
276
00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:23,063
in judge-y cold derision?
277
00:12:23,171 --> 00:12:25,131
Trust me, this works in any situation.
278
00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:27,231
Shocked? That's crazy!
279
00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:28,801
In a serious conversation?
280
00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:30,340
That's crazy!
281
00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:31,711
That's crazy.
282
00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:32,911
See? It's a perfect response.
283
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,541
You can even add a little chuckle,
284
00:12:34,681 --> 00:12:36,911
the Swiss army knife
of any conversation.
285
00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:47,990
Am I dead? Is this the afterlife?
286
00:12:47,991 --> 00:12:50,690
- No.
- Can you kill me then?
287
00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:56,601
That's crazy!
288
00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:04,241
What is that? What are you doing?
289
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:07,111
Chestica Rabbit, famous drag queen,
290
00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,981
left it in Cabin 6 one year.
291
00:13:09,011 --> 00:13:10,681
A bit of improvising
292
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,881
when the real trophy
got turfed into the pond.
293
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,081
Okay, cool.
294
00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:15,151
And what's this?
295
00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:18,591
Sportsmanship Conduct,
or some loser-related shite.
296
00:13:18,721 --> 00:13:22,190
- Ah.
- I need to borrow the rugrats.
297
00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:26,561
Since when do you give
a raccoon's a-hole about babies?
298
00:13:26,701 --> 00:13:28,601
I don't, but Terry thinks of parenting
299
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:30,670
as a direct pipeline
from boning to picnics,
300
00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:32,571
and he needs to be
brought back to reality.
301
00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:35,041
So you want to borrow my babies
to teach him a lesson?
302
00:13:35,071 --> 00:13:36,171
Hard pass!
303
00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:38,971
Uh... we could use the help, hun.
304
00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:41,011
Help is for the weak.
305
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,811
I've been keeping
these babies alive solo
306
00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:45,250
and I'm totally, 100% fine.
307
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:47,881
Okay, socializing
is an important skill.
308
00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:49,220
You said so yourself!
309
00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,151
Plus, it'd be good
for the twins to spend time
310
00:13:51,191 --> 00:13:52,751
with their aunt and uncle.
311
00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:56,791
Also, you could bond with Lidia
and dominate the game.
312
00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:58,661
Are you trying to kill the babies?
313
00:13:58,701 --> 00:13:59,701
No...
314
00:13:59,726 --> 00:14:01,436
Oscar is completely inept
at everything
315
00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:03,830
and he's managed
to keep the twins alive.
316
00:14:03,831 --> 00:14:07,771
I'm sorry, inept?
317
00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:10,311
Do you think it's easy
to take care of twins?
318
00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:11,771
No! That's my point!
319
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:14,181
I need to spook Terry
out of wanting kids.
320
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:18,181
Also, you're inept
and the kids are still alive.
321
00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:19,359
Okay, I changed my mind.
322
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:21,453
You can't watch the kids.
323
00:14:21,921 --> 00:14:24,720
I changed my mind, too.
324
00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:26,151
- I'll allow it.
- Oh, great.
325
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,921
But if anything goes wrong,
326
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:31,731
you will be the one in diapers.
327
00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:34,001
Great!
328
00:14:34,131 --> 00:14:37,671
Ugh, stupid ankle monitor!
329
00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:40,231
Oh, it won't fit in!
Switch sides with me?
330
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:44,711
Nice footwear!
331
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,040
Who designed it, Lori Loughlin?
332
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,980
What do you want, Thirsty?
333
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:50,080
Oh, you know, just wanted
to see your desperate ploy
334
00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:51,881
to put lipstick on a pig.
335
00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:54,281
There's no way you can handle
an FCBA-worthy event
336
00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:55,751
at the Moonshine.
337
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,890
You can't even manage a clean t-shirt.
338
00:14:57,891 --> 00:14:59,890
Oh! You're just scared
339
00:14:59,891 --> 00:15:01,891
that the Queen's Cups is
gonna urinate all over
340
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,290
your sad, sad legacy.
341
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:05,231
You better bring a raincoat!
342
00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:07,960
Because I'm gonna out-prez you so hard
343
00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:10,001
that ugly-ass wig
will be stuck to your toes.
344
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:12,001
- Yeah!
- Not a wig. Mm-hm.
345
00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:14,901
It's plugs, that I had to
go all the way down to TJ
346
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:18,111
to get after your family
burned my hair off!
347
00:15:18,141 --> 00:15:21,111
Enjoy your last days as Prez, bitch!
348
00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:24,911
Should have burned the rest off!
349
00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:27,781
Thirsty Katie thinks
lipstick on a pig won't work?
350
00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:30,851
I say we deck out this
oinker in full-length glam.
351
00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:34,391
I have a plan,
but it will require a wardrobe.
352
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:37,190
Oh God, where's my deluxe,
humidity-controlled
353
00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:38,391
walk-in closet when I need it?
354
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:42,151
Alright, now is not the time
for one of your humble brags.
355
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:51,271
Hey, Daniel.
356
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:52,411
I need a favour.
357
00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:17,061
Special delivery from Daniel Bennett!
358
00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:19,371
Uh, this is some delivery service.
359
00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:21,341
Did we forget to pay the fedex bill?
360
00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:23,501
- I miss the kids.
- Hmm.
361
00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:25,171
Seriously?
362
00:16:25,211 --> 00:16:27,241
Ballgowns for a campground?
363
00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:32,050
If you really wanted to see me,
all you had to do was ask.
364
00:16:32,051 --> 00:16:34,181
Oh, no, you didn't think that...
365
00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:37,120
You and me...?
366
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,191
- No!
- No!
367
00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,051
- God, no!
- Okay!
368
00:16:40,191 --> 00:16:43,391
Just, uh, wanted to get outta
New York in the summertime.
369
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,630
You know what the humidity
does to my hair, just poof!
370
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,901
Yeah.
371
00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:53,871
So, uh, the Moma bathroom
remodel must be happening soon.
372
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:56,371
Yeah, yeah, any day now.
373
00:16:56,511 --> 00:16:58,211
It's our big project, amongst many.
374
00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,441
Marcie and I, we just can't keep up.
375
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,310
Our children's overpriced education
376
00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:03,941
will live to see another day!
377
00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:07,280
Hurray! Yeah!
378
00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:08,350
- Okay, well...
- yeah.
379
00:17:08,351 --> 00:17:09,551
Thank you.
380
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,127
- Thanks for bringing these.
- Yeah, of course.
381
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:12,667
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna go hang 'em up.
382
00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,121
Viva la couture!
383
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,491
Happy to help...
384
00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:27,101
Wow.
385
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,440
Uncle Terry and aunt Nora are here.
386
00:17:33,441 --> 00:17:35,511
We're gonna have the best day,
aren't we, yeah!
387
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,087
You guys sure you're up for this?
388
00:17:37,111 --> 00:17:38,111
Helicopter parent much?
389
00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:40,257
I worked security at a 24-hour gym.
390
00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:41,967
I'm pretty sure I can
handle these little bugs
391
00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:42,991
for an afternoon.
392
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:46,320
Hey, are you criticizing
my parenting abilities, too?
393
00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,990
You know what?
394
00:17:47,991 --> 00:17:50,561
You're right! You're both pros.
395
00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:52,531
Have fun!
396
00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:56,101
Oh, okay!
397
00:17:56,231 --> 00:17:57,701
I gotcha! I gotcha!
398
00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:59,201
Aww!
399
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:02,001
Yeah?
400
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:05,611
Um... okay.
401
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:07,611
Shouldn't have done that.
402
00:18:07,641 --> 00:18:08,641
- You take her.
- No.
403
00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:10,481
No, no, no, no, no! No!
404
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,611
Hi...
405
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:17,951
- I need a smoke.
- What?
406
00:18:17,976 --> 00:18:19,192
Yeah.
407
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:22,521
Oh... Oh, whoa!
408
00:18:35,711 --> 00:18:40,240
Have you got gluten-free fish batter?
409
00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,381
Salad?
410
00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,341
You're a long way
from salad, my friend.
411
00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:46,250
I think I can help you out, though.
412
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,981
He will have the burger,
413
00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:50,350
with extra lettuce, tomato, and onion.
414
00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:51,520
But you know what?
415
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:55,391
Hold the bun. And hold the burger.
416
00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:00,131
Salad!
417
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,260
Thanks.
418
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,201
Daniel Bennett.
419
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,361
Wes Lonergan.
420
00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:04,531
Lonergan?
421
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,071
I had a frat buddy
named Dick Lonergan.
422
00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:09,071
- Any relation?
- Yeah.
423
00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,241
That's my father.
424
00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:13,041
No shit! Really?
425
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,381
Good, old long dickergan!
426
00:19:15,511 --> 00:19:18,810
Wait a minute, that...
that new resort?
427
00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:21,121
- Wesworld? Is that you?
- Yep.
428
00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:23,220
He's lonelier than I thought.
429
00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,421
He's trying to make friends
with King Douche.
430
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,491
So mom and dad,
do you think they're...?
431
00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:29,021
I wouldn't bet on it.
432
00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:30,807
Why else would he come
all the way here to hand-deliver
433
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,560
a couple dresses?
434
00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:34,091
Mom may not know it,
435
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,701
but this is a hardcore play
for reconciliation.
436
00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:39,231
Hmm, I dunno.
437
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:41,101
Do you really want them
to get back together?
438
00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:42,417
For once, mom is making decisions
439
00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:44,770
based on what she wants,
440
00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:47,641
and I thought you'd be down with that.
441
00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:50,041
Poor dad...
442
00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:52,061
How does he even survive
without mom telling him
443
00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:54,621
how to behave in public?
444
00:20:23,811 --> 00:20:27,821
Rhian, is that you?
445
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:29,681
Who else did you think it was?
446
00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:31,220
- Uh...
- Wait...
447
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:33,351
- Did you not recognize me?
- Of course I did!
448
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:35,321
I-I-I was gawking at you, my love.
449
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:36,690
- Liar!
- Aah!
450
00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:38,691
You were gawking at
someone you didn't recognize,
451
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:42,361
- which is the same as cheating!
- I wasn't!
452
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:46,431
Ah, first rule of being a host:
Curb the spousal abuse.
453
00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:48,840
Thirsty Katie didn't
think I had it in me.
454
00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:50,441
Well, she can kiss my sweet buns!
455
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:53,710
We formal, biatch.
456
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,181
I meant to say...
457
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:58,380
Welcome to the FCBA summer social!
458
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:00,281
I'm sorry I'm late.
459
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,920
I was taking my husband to chemo.
460
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:06,974
Ha-ha-ha, that's crazy!
461
00:21:09,531 --> 00:21:11,330
Nothing brings people
together like death,
462
00:21:11,331 --> 00:21:13,191
and the Queen's Cup is basically like
463
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,661
a thousand ways to die,
so Bob the car dealer
464
00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:17,801
and I are going to be
blonded for life!
465
00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:19,371
I think you mean bonded.
466
00:21:19,401 --> 00:21:21,871
No, I mean...
yes, I did, but also blonded,
467
00:21:21,941 --> 00:21:24,870
because in addition to
being business cohorts,
468
00:21:24,871 --> 00:21:26,911
I hooked him up with my
hairdresser and she gave him
469
00:21:26,941 --> 00:21:29,341
- some very sweet frosted tips.
- Oh-ho!
470
00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:32,551
I'm telling you, he literally
won't have a reason
471
00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:36,351
to say no to approve my lease
on the second Crystal Clean van.
472
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,551
That's genius, babe!
You've inspired me.
473
00:21:38,591 --> 00:21:42,421
I, too, will make connections,
manifest growth,
474
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,659
and sell all my
Manthusium product... today!
475
00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:45,714
Yes!
476
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,699
Preferably to customers
with neckbeards, gym bros,
477
00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:49,701
friend zone dwellers, gamers,
478
00:21:49,771 --> 00:21:52,501
and anyone wearing
a fedora or man scarf.
479
00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:54,300
That's who my chapter leader,
Alpha Adrian,
480
00:21:54,301 --> 00:21:57,201
says I should be targeting.
481
00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:58,711
Whoa...
482
00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:01,911
That manifest stuff really works...
483
00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:04,111
Ah, good luck!
484
00:22:06,651 --> 00:22:09,381
I never thought I'd say this, but...
485
00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,651
I'm really impressed, brother.
486
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,391
You've come a long way.
487
00:22:13,421 --> 00:22:14,621
Good for you.
488
00:22:14,661 --> 00:22:16,590
Thank you.
489
00:22:16,591 --> 00:22:17,591
Are you okay?
490
00:22:17,616 --> 00:22:19,807
You're usually more of a total prick.
491
00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:21,731
I'm just jetlagged.
492
00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:24,801
Well, got low energy?
Have I got the thing for you!
493
00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:27,541
Manthusium's
best-selling Multi-vita-men,
494
00:22:27,671 --> 00:22:29,471
for all your manly needs!
495
00:22:29,511 --> 00:22:30,951
I don't think what I'm going through
496
00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:34,411
can be solved by vitamins.
497
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,511
- Oh...
- Hi!
498
00:22:36,651 --> 00:22:38,911
Look at her.
499
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,481
Little buddy, it's okay.
500
00:22:43,491 --> 00:22:45,221
No, it's not!
501
00:22:45,351 --> 00:22:47,860
My life is a mess!
502
00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:49,961
The Moma job,
503
00:22:49,991 --> 00:22:50,991
it fell through.
504
00:22:51,618 --> 00:22:55,761
They said my design
was irrelevant, which is BS.
505
00:22:55,901 --> 00:22:58,831
What does relevance have
to do with a public bathroom?
506
00:22:58,971 --> 00:23:01,571
Even Marcie thinks I'm out of touch.
507
00:23:01,701 --> 00:23:02,741
She...
508
00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:05,511
She left me, for some younger guy
509
00:23:05,641 --> 00:23:07,841
who re-creates fast food commercials
510
00:23:07,981 --> 00:23:09,981
from the '80s on the Internet.
511
00:23:10,051 --> 00:23:12,911
He's got 8 million followers!
512
00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:15,521
Thanks.
513
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:18,520
How am I supposed to
provide for my children?
514
00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:20,251
Finn's school bills are past due.
515
00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:21,791
There's nothing left for Eleanor.
516
00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:23,860
Oh my God,
I just want my old life back!
517
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,931
My career, my family...
518
00:23:27,061 --> 00:23:28,901
And my IBS under control!
519
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,361
Hey man, I get it.
520
00:23:30,371 --> 00:23:32,531
I don't know what I'd do
if Crystal left me
521
00:23:32,671 --> 00:23:36,401
for a hotter, more successful,
more ripped biker.
522
00:23:36,471 --> 00:23:40,740
Okay, nobody's more ripped than me...
523
00:23:40,741 --> 00:23:43,010
But you could be!
524
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:47,751
That's really good. What's in it?
525
00:23:47,821 --> 00:23:49,881
Your future!
526
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,961
Alright, next one's on you.
527
00:23:59,031 --> 00:24:00,560
I had to hose this one down.
528
00:24:00,561 --> 00:24:02,561
It had shit all the way
up to its neckrolls.
529
00:24:02,601 --> 00:24:04,630
- Terr?
- I'm here!
530
00:24:04,631 --> 00:24:07,100
- Cool. Where's the baby?
- It's in the basinet.
531
00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:08,517
I was sleeping while the baby sleeps.
532
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:09,701
The baby is not sleeping!
533
00:24:09,711 --> 00:24:10,971
There is no baby!
534
00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:12,817
I mean, it might be sleeping,
but it's not here.
535
00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:14,711
- Terry!
- Oh my God, oh my God.
536
00:24:14,741 --> 00:24:16,041
We need to call someone!
537
00:24:16,051 --> 00:24:19,611
You're a cop... you are the someone!
538
00:24:30,831 --> 00:24:34,730
Sorry.
539
00:24:34,731 --> 00:24:36,100
- Yeah?
- Wes?
540
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,631
Hi.
541
00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:45,411
Hey. So, uh...
542
00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:48,041
I saw your new business cards.
543
00:24:48,181 --> 00:24:49,811
Oh. Swank, huh?
544
00:24:49,951 --> 00:24:53,411
I think it is great that you're
trying to get back to work,
545
00:24:53,421 --> 00:24:56,351
and I had an idea.
546
00:24:56,491 --> 00:24:58,021
- Lidia?
- Mm-hm?
547
00:24:58,051 --> 00:24:59,421
I'm ready...
548
00:24:59,491 --> 00:25:01,620
To bring back the dream team.
549
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:02,960
You and me.
550
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,391
Partners, 50/50, for real this time.
551
00:25:06,431 --> 00:25:07,901
Uh, can we talk about this later?
552
00:25:07,961 --> 00:25:10,701
And I already have an excellent lead.
553
00:25:10,831 --> 00:25:13,871
My old frat brother, Dick Lonergan,
554
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:16,701
did you know that his son is building
555
00:25:16,841 --> 00:25:18,611
the new resort next door?
556
00:25:18,641 --> 00:25:21,481
Now, they probably already
have the bigs locked down,
557
00:25:21,611 --> 00:25:23,580
but you and I together,
558
00:25:23,581 --> 00:25:25,811
we could crush
the ancillary buildings,
559
00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:29,150
fire up the old rolodex;
Before you know it, we're...
560
00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:32,551
We're back at it.
561
00:25:32,591 --> 00:25:33,751
I am...
562
00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:36,021
Back at it, Daniel.
563
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:38,061
I'm the bigs!
564
00:25:38,131 --> 00:25:41,091
I'm the lead architect
on the Wesworld Project.
565
00:25:44,471 --> 00:25:45,731
You?
566
00:25:45,801 --> 00:25:47,801
Yeah, me.
567
00:25:47,841 --> 00:25:50,870
- Is that so hard to believe?
- No, no, i-i...
568
00:25:50,871 --> 00:25:52,471
I mean, yeah!
569
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,741
Yeah, sort of.
570
00:25:53,811 --> 00:25:56,541
The Lonergans, they're major league.
571
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:58,011
I-I...
572
00:25:58,051 --> 00:26:00,081
They don't bring in just anybody!
573
00:26:00,221 --> 00:26:02,621
You still don't think I can
do this on my own, do you?
574
00:26:02,751 --> 00:26:03,781
Running your own firm?
575
00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:05,551
Wow, that takes a lot of work.
576
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:09,491
There's a whole other
business side to this that...
577
00:26:09,531 --> 00:26:11,037
That you just don't have
the experience in, babe,
578
00:26:11,061 --> 00:26:14,161
but I can help you shore up
your relationship with Dick.
579
00:26:14,201 --> 00:26:16,631
This is gonna come
as a surprise to you,
580
00:26:16,671 --> 00:26:18,771
but I don't need you to introduce me
581
00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:21,471
to your frat buddies
to further my career.
582
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:24,571
Lidia Finley-Cullen
is doing just fine on her own.
583
00:26:42,161 --> 00:26:46,460
Nice suit. Who's the guy wearing it?
584
00:26:46,461 --> 00:26:48,160
Perks of owning a lost and found.
585
00:26:48,161 --> 00:26:50,331
This one came with a flask.
586
00:26:50,471 --> 00:26:52,071
Suit was a little dirty,
587
00:26:52,201 --> 00:26:54,741
but the liquor was just dirty enough.
588
00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:58,411
Well, after all that dirty talk...
589
00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:00,610
You look nice, too.
590
00:27:00,611 --> 00:27:03,611
For a traitor.
591
00:27:03,651 --> 00:27:06,951
You don't actually hate me.
592
00:27:06,981 --> 00:27:08,621
Deep down you're a softie.
593
00:27:08,651 --> 00:27:10,181
You'd miss me if I was gone.
594
00:27:10,191 --> 00:27:11,990
Ha!
595
00:27:11,991 --> 00:27:14,891
Who the hell else have you got now?
596
00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:17,961
Two of your kids
sided with the Lonergans.
597
00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:23,101
Best keep the enemy close!
598
00:27:36,151 --> 00:27:39,451
Don't panic!
There's gotta be an explanation!
599
00:27:39,481 --> 00:27:42,481
Unless the baby's on its way
to a satanic cult in Saskatoon.
600
00:27:42,521 --> 00:27:43,867
What were you thinking
volunteering us to babysit?
601
00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:45,120
I wanted to teach you a lesson.
602
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:46,697
You are the one
that thought this would be
603
00:27:46,721 --> 00:27:48,621
a walk in the park.
It's not so easy, is it?
604
00:27:48,683 --> 00:27:49,744
Okay, well, lesson learned.
605
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:52,572
I'm a terrible parent
and babies hate me.
606
00:27:56,701 --> 00:27:58,601
What's he doing?
607
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,971
That duplicitous little shit.
608
00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,611
Oscar kidnapped his own baby.
609
00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:11,181
To punish us
for criticizing his parenting.
610
00:28:11,251 --> 00:28:12,911
A mother's rage is one thing,
611
00:28:12,981 --> 00:28:15,951
but the rage of a boozy aunt
is a whole other enchilada...
612
00:28:18,091 --> 00:28:19,821
Welcome to the Queen's Cups!
613
00:28:19,891 --> 00:28:21,221
Oscar asked me to cover.
614
00:28:21,261 --> 00:28:23,091
Anyway, here are the events:
615
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:25,691
Don't drop the crystal, croquet,
616
00:28:25,761 --> 00:28:27,901
cucumber sandwich eatin' mambo,
617
00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:29,731
eveningwear regatta.
618
00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:33,700
It's the Finley-Cullen Olympiad,
but fancy AF!
619
00:28:33,701 --> 00:28:35,871
We classy, bitches! Woo-hoo!
620
00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:37,771
Good luck.
621
00:28:43,051 --> 00:28:44,641
Feel your anger! Channel it!
622
00:28:44,711 --> 00:28:46,580
Are you gonna let some soggy cucumber
623
00:28:46,581 --> 00:28:48,181
take what's fundamentally yours? No!
624
00:28:48,251 --> 00:28:50,451
You're the hunter!
Everything else is prey!
625
00:28:50,591 --> 00:28:51,651
Chew, chew, chew!
626
00:28:59,931 --> 00:29:02,731
You know, I thought
you'd be a lot more comfortable
627
00:29:02,771 --> 00:29:07,100
at garden parties
because you are rich.
628
00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:08,471
You okay?
629
00:29:08,601 --> 00:29:10,087
You've been on your phone
every five seconds.
630
00:29:10,111 --> 00:29:11,771
- You haven't been around.
- It's fine.
631
00:29:11,811 --> 00:29:12,971
I'm taking care of it.
632
00:29:14,781 --> 00:29:16,811
So think about not
dropping the crystal,
633
00:29:16,951 --> 00:29:19,280
as you think about Crystal
Clean's growth potential!
634
00:29:19,281 --> 00:29:21,851
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
635
00:29:21,981 --> 00:29:23,950
It was just a kiss, Ken.
636
00:29:23,951 --> 00:29:26,151
Don't get your briefs in a bunch.
637
00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:28,091
Boxers...
638
00:29:28,121 --> 00:29:30,090
That my wife bought for me.
639
00:29:30,091 --> 00:29:31,760
Hop faster!
640
00:29:31,761 --> 00:29:33,761
For once in your life,
can you not be a total dud?!
641
00:29:33,801 --> 00:29:34,801
Yes, dear!
642
00:29:34,831 --> 00:29:36,277
This was supposed to be our event!
643
00:29:36,301 --> 00:29:38,300
Oh, this dress keeps getting stuck
644
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:40,971
on my stupid ankle monitor!
645
00:29:43,971 --> 00:29:46,871
Are you okay?
646
00:29:47,011 --> 00:29:49,181
Yeah!
647
00:29:49,311 --> 00:29:50,680
Ha-ha!
648
00:29:50,681 --> 00:29:53,111
I will fish-shit all of you!
649
00:29:53,151 --> 00:29:55,681
Fish-shit you all to hell!
650
00:29:58,351 --> 00:29:59,651
Fish-shit?
651
00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:01,721
I don't know, it just came out.
652
00:30:01,861 --> 00:30:04,321
And don't blame me,
the stupid gowns were your idea.
653
00:30:04,331 --> 00:30:05,931
Ugh, God.
654
00:30:05,961 --> 00:30:07,931
High fashion may hide
the ankle monitor
655
00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:09,261
but it can't hide the truth.
656
00:30:09,331 --> 00:30:10,331
So, what, that's it?
657
00:30:10,424 --> 00:30:12,347
We're just gonna let
Thirsty Katie win?
658
00:30:12,371 --> 00:30:15,170
Or worse, my condescending ex.
659
00:30:15,171 --> 00:30:17,071
Winning a stupid three-legged race
660
00:30:17,211 --> 00:30:19,140
isn't gonna rehab my reputation.
661
00:30:19,141 --> 00:30:21,157
I don't blame the Lonergans
for not wanting my name attached
662
00:30:21,181 --> 00:30:22,811
to their resort.
663
00:30:22,881 --> 00:30:26,911
Lidia Finley-Cullen is just as
much of a mess as Lidia Bennett.
664
00:30:27,051 --> 00:30:29,220
Yeah, she is.
665
00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:32,951
We dominated
the Queen's Cups every year.
666
00:30:33,091 --> 00:30:34,451
Do you know why?
667
00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:36,367
Because you scared all
the other competitors away?
668
00:30:36,391 --> 00:30:39,931
No, because we were ourselves!
669
00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:41,001
Messes!
670
00:30:41,031 --> 00:30:43,101
Who kicked ass!
671
00:30:43,171 --> 00:30:45,801
I like who I am.
672
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,370
And even though
I don't like who you are,
673
00:30:47,371 --> 00:30:50,841
I still like what you represent...
674
00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:52,140
Mess.
675
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,141
A bony-rumped disaster.
676
00:30:54,281 --> 00:30:56,981
We should never have tried
to class up the Queen's Cups.
677
00:30:57,011 --> 00:30:58,850
The new events are boring.
678
00:30:58,851 --> 00:31:01,281
That gown? Pfft. Boring!
679
00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:03,851
No one has ever been
riveted by a cucumber.
680
00:31:03,891 --> 00:31:05,821
Depends on the size of the cucumber.
681
00:31:05,891 --> 00:31:07,221
Wanna re-brand?
682
00:31:07,361 --> 00:31:09,121
We get back to basics.
683
00:31:09,261 --> 00:31:12,791
You show the Lonergans
who we really are.
684
00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:14,791
- Fearless.
- Yeah.
685
00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:17,400
Authentic.
686
00:31:17,401 --> 00:31:19,271
But most of all...
687
00:31:21,971 --> 00:31:23,671
Fun!
688
00:31:23,741 --> 00:31:26,211
Let's wipe the lipstick off this pig.
689
00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:30,710
The sisters Finley-Cullen
are getting down and dirty!
690
00:31:30,711 --> 00:31:33,281
- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
691
00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:35,283
Yes!
692
00:32:01,781 --> 00:32:04,141
Hey. Hey, buddy.
693
00:32:04,151 --> 00:32:05,487
Terr, you did it!
694
00:32:05,511 --> 00:32:06,511
The baby's not crying.
695
00:32:07,521 --> 00:32:08,957
- We're doin' something right.
- Oh, yeah.
696
00:32:08,981 --> 00:32:11,121
Holy crap, I'm doing it!
697
00:32:13,121 --> 00:32:15,721
Help! Help!
698
00:32:15,761 --> 00:32:17,760
Someone stole my child!
699
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,261
Someone stole my baby!
700
00:32:19,331 --> 00:32:21,331
Have you guys seen a baby?
701
00:32:21,401 --> 00:32:23,401
Put him out of his misery.
702
00:32:24,801 --> 00:32:27,331
Ah, 30 more seconds?
703
00:32:34,311 --> 00:32:37,941
Oh, you...
704
00:32:37,951 --> 00:32:41,281
Terry and Nora...
705
00:32:41,321 --> 00:32:44,481
You know, you know, it takes
a couple of sadistic lunatics
706
00:32:44,491 --> 00:32:45,891
to steal someone's baby.
707
00:32:45,921 --> 00:32:47,790
You did the same thing to us, dipshit.
708
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:50,691
But you guys deserved it,
mocking my parenting skills,
709
00:32:50,831 --> 00:32:53,177
when Terry couldn't keep his
eyes open for a couple of hours?
710
00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:54,931
I haven't slept in four months.
711
00:32:55,001 --> 00:32:56,800
I'm sorry, Oscar.
712
00:32:56,801 --> 00:32:58,231
- We've learned our lesson.
- Yeah.
713
00:32:58,301 --> 00:32:59,771
You have learned your lesson.
714
00:32:59,841 --> 00:33:02,301
And as punishment,
715
00:33:02,341 --> 00:33:05,111
you're going to resume
your babysitting duties.
716
00:33:05,171 --> 00:33:07,311
- Bye!
- Ha.
717
00:33:07,341 --> 00:33:09,281
- Wait, what?
- Ugh.
718
00:33:11,351 --> 00:33:15,450
Okay, well, you take stinky.
719
00:33:17,521 --> 00:33:19,051
Time for the final battle!
720
00:33:19,191 --> 00:33:20,291
A Finley-Cullen original:
721
00:33:20,908 --> 00:33:23,337
Everyone get drunk and beat
the crap out of each other!
722
00:33:28,531 --> 00:33:31,400
Chug, chug, chug!
723
00:33:31,401 --> 00:33:34,801
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...
724
00:33:38,511 --> 00:33:40,841
Yes!
725
00:33:52,951 --> 00:33:54,351
Feel better, Bobby!
726
00:33:54,361 --> 00:33:56,761
I have to say, Bob,
the neck brace really brings out
727
00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:57,891
the blond in your tips!
728
00:33:57,961 --> 00:33:59,091
I hope you feel better
729
00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:01,431
and I'll be in on Monday
to sign that lease!
730
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:03,831
You were such a great partner!
731
00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,909
Oh, man!
732
00:34:08,271 --> 00:34:09,841
Dominate or die.
733
00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:12,211
Earn your place in Valhalla!
734
00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:16,981
Oh, I think I'm gonna barf.
735
00:34:17,111 --> 00:34:18,511
Burp. Trust me.
736
00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:23,381
Great, good. Better?
737
00:34:23,421 --> 00:34:24,451
Yeah!
738
00:34:24,591 --> 00:34:27,251
Okay, now go execute your ex.
739
00:34:28,621 --> 00:34:30,190
On your mark...
740
00:34:30,191 --> 00:34:31,221
Nice form, sis.
741
00:34:31,261 --> 00:34:32,448
Cram it!
742
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:33,991
And...
743
00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:40,901
Let's settle this, mano e womano!
744
00:34:40,941 --> 00:34:44,201
I will destroy you!
745
00:34:44,211 --> 00:34:45,411
Destroy me?
746
00:34:45,471 --> 00:34:48,110
Please, I could cream you blindfolded.
747
00:34:48,111 --> 00:34:50,141
Oh, yeah, you wanna go blindfolded?
748
00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:52,881
Yeah, you bet I do.
749
00:34:52,921 --> 00:34:54,411
A bonus,
750
00:34:54,421 --> 00:34:56,521
I don't have to look
at that butt you call a face
751
00:34:56,551 --> 00:34:59,220
while I kick your ass!
752
00:35:03,591 --> 00:35:05,161
Oh!
753
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:08,061
Okay, she's straight ahead. Straight.
754
00:35:08,131 --> 00:35:09,901
Charge!
755
00:35:12,731 --> 00:35:13,901
Go, come on!
756
00:35:13,971 --> 00:35:16,201
Yes, turn around! Right, right!
757
00:35:16,341 --> 00:35:20,571
Is this the thanks I get
for making your career?
758
00:35:20,641 --> 00:35:23,041
Making my career?!
759
00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:25,650
Just because you were my TA?
760
00:35:25,651 --> 00:35:27,581
You took credit for all my ideas!
761
00:35:27,721 --> 00:35:30,520
- Come on, get angry!
- Yes, to your right!
762
00:35:30,521 --> 00:35:32,650
That's why our marriage never worked!
763
00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,121
Our marriage never worked
764
00:35:34,161 --> 00:35:35,991
because you never worked on it!
765
00:35:36,021 --> 00:35:37,521
- Come on!
- But that's fine!
766
00:35:37,661 --> 00:35:40,561
Because now it's me
that wants a divorce!
767
00:35:40,701 --> 00:35:42,501
The sooner, the better!
768
00:35:42,631 --> 00:35:44,061
Giddy-up, blondie!
769
00:35:44,201 --> 00:35:45,371
Ugh, God!
770
00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:47,270
I wish your dysfunction
ended at erectile!
771
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,301
Dan, duck!
772
00:35:48,371 --> 00:35:50,341
Yes! Let's go, bony rump, woo!
773
00:35:50,371 --> 00:35:52,071
And you know what?
774
00:35:52,111 --> 00:35:54,571
That Wesworld contract
you just signed,
775
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,911
half of that fee is mine!
776
00:35:58,051 --> 00:36:00,451
- Duck!
- You better have a good lawyer!
777
00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:05,351
You come for the queen,
you'd best not miss, babe!
778
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:06,491
Ow!
779
00:36:06,561 --> 00:36:09,221
Oh! She's down!
780
00:36:10,991 --> 00:36:13,961
Lidia!
781
00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,561
Rhian! Are you okay?
782
00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:19,001
Come on, you can get her! Come on!
783
00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:34,651
Ugh...
784
00:36:47,301 --> 00:36:50,661
Okay?
785
00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:55,141
Oh, oh, I'm sorry!
786
00:36:55,271 --> 00:36:56,701
You wanna gawk?
787
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:59,211
Snicker?
788
00:36:59,271 --> 00:37:01,540
Then you better know
who you're dealing with, okay?
789
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,741
This is Lidia Finley-Cullen!
790
00:37:03,781 --> 00:37:05,751
My sister!
791
00:37:05,781 --> 00:37:09,280
And CEO of her own architecture firm!
792
00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:12,081
You may think she's crazy,
793
00:37:12,121 --> 00:37:13,551
a felon...
794
00:37:13,691 --> 00:37:15,561
And you're right.
795
00:37:15,621 --> 00:37:18,160
She's also committed federal,
provincial, municipal,
796
00:37:18,161 --> 00:37:21,231
and ethical crimes,
but, I mean, who here hasn't?
797
00:37:21,301 --> 00:37:22,561
Me. Me...
798
00:37:22,601 --> 00:37:24,300
Me, I'm not...
799
00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:25,630
Okay, fine.
800
00:37:25,631 --> 00:37:27,201
But you know what?
801
00:37:27,271 --> 00:37:29,240
It's only made her stronger.
802
00:37:29,241 --> 00:37:33,641
This woman is a fighter.
803
00:37:33,681 --> 00:37:36,441
Yeah, a rabid mole rat
804
00:37:36,481 --> 00:37:39,551
who will destroy anything
that tries to hurt our family.
805
00:37:39,681 --> 00:37:42,781
And as President of the FCBA
806
00:37:42,821 --> 00:37:45,791
and host of this year's Queen's Cups,
807
00:37:45,821 --> 00:37:48,791
I demand you all...
808
00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:51,791
Bow down!
809
00:37:55,661 --> 00:37:57,461
Heh!
810
00:38:03,211 --> 00:38:05,771
Yup... okay! Alright!
811
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,821
Wow.
812
00:38:15,851 --> 00:38:19,151
That's crazy.
813
00:38:19,191 --> 00:38:22,091
Oh, Rhian!
814
00:38:22,221 --> 00:38:23,791
Oh!
815
00:38:23,861 --> 00:38:25,530
That was...
816
00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:29,431
Other than the mole rat part,
817
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:32,370
really eloquent.
818
00:38:32,371 --> 00:38:35,241
This feels like a victory.
819
00:38:35,371 --> 00:38:37,470
And if the Lonergans don't like it,
820
00:38:37,471 --> 00:38:41,880
they can kiss my bony rump!
821
00:38:41,881 --> 00:38:43,657
Ryan and Daniel
are on bovine steroids,
822
00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:45,457
which means they cheated,
and I will prove it,
823
00:38:45,481 --> 00:38:46,481
but until then...
824
00:38:46,771 --> 00:38:50,220
...a round of begrudging applause
825
00:38:50,221 --> 00:38:52,691
for Ryan and Daniel,
826
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,560
winners of this year's Queen's Cups!
827
00:38:57,391 --> 00:39:00,361
Woo!
828
00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:02,661
Woo-ah!
829
00:39:07,941 --> 00:39:09,871
Well, I think we learned a lot today.
830
00:39:09,911 --> 00:39:11,141
Actually, yeah.
831
00:39:11,419 --> 00:39:14,557
It wasn't the absolute nightmare
I thought it was gonna be, so...
832
00:39:14,581 --> 00:39:15,581
Oh, is that so?
833
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,410
Well, the little monsters
are sort of cute.
834
00:39:18,411 --> 00:39:20,681
And that baby smell?
835
00:39:20,721 --> 00:39:23,151
I'd snort that shizz
in a bathroom all night.
836
00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:25,291
Well, that's kind of
a weird way to say
837
00:39:25,421 --> 00:39:26,821
that you don't totally hate kids,
838
00:39:26,961 --> 00:39:30,421
but I'll take it.
839
00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:33,391
- And it calls for a toast.
- Yeah.
840
00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:50,241
Hello?
841
00:39:50,251 --> 00:39:51,580
Hello, Nora.
842
00:39:51,581 --> 00:39:53,311
This is Dr. Wicken's office.
843
00:39:53,451 --> 00:39:55,851
The doctor would like you
to come in to...
844
00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:08,831
Thanks for... staying?
845
00:40:08,901 --> 00:40:10,730
I know my family's nuts,
846
00:40:10,731 --> 00:40:12,900
but, uh, you really hung in.
847
00:40:12,901 --> 00:40:14,400
Your family has nothing on mine.
848
00:40:14,401 --> 00:40:15,477
Mm-hm!
849
00:40:15,501 --> 00:40:17,171
Well, you should tell that to Lidia.
850
00:40:17,311 --> 00:40:18,910
All this, just...
851
00:40:18,911 --> 00:40:20,410
An attempt to impress your dad.
852
00:40:20,411 --> 00:40:21,610
God...
853
00:40:21,611 --> 00:40:23,481
What?
854
00:40:23,511 --> 00:40:24,581
No...
855
00:40:24,651 --> 00:40:26,411
Okay, seriously, it's time to spill.
856
00:40:26,481 --> 00:40:27,751
What's going on with you?
857
00:40:27,781 --> 00:40:29,280
Look, we have a good thing going.
858
00:40:29,281 --> 00:40:30,521
I-I don't want to ruin it.
859
00:40:30,591 --> 00:40:32,891
Keeping secrets
is what's gonna ruin it.
860
00:40:32,921 --> 00:40:35,751
You and I said we'd be honest
with each other from now on.
861
00:40:36,991 --> 00:40:38,621
Okay.
862
00:40:38,661 --> 00:40:41,361
Alright, just keep in mind
there's a difference between
863
00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:43,700
a person and their family business.
864
00:40:43,701 --> 00:40:47,000
Wes, just say it.
865
00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:48,771
Hey, guys.
866
00:40:48,841 --> 00:40:50,001
Everything okay?
867
00:40:50,011 --> 00:40:53,110
Bomb's about to be dropped!
868
00:40:53,111 --> 00:40:54,771
As our resident weapons expert,
869
00:40:54,781 --> 00:40:56,311
what the hell are you talking about?
870
00:40:56,381 --> 00:40:57,981
Not my news to share.
871
00:40:58,011 --> 00:41:00,481
Wes, would you like to do the honours?
872
00:41:04,651 --> 00:41:08,020
Look, the ethos of a resort
existing within nature,
873
00:41:08,021 --> 00:41:09,991
Lidia's core design concept,
874
00:41:10,031 --> 00:41:12,931
was something that my
father really connected to.
875
00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:14,991
The point. Get to it.
876
00:41:15,001 --> 00:41:16,861
Is this about to pivot?
877
00:41:16,871 --> 00:41:18,731
Oh God, this is about to pivot.
878
00:41:18,871 --> 00:41:23,070
My father wants more nature,
more space, okay?
879
00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:26,811
An unobstructed
360-degree view from every room.
880
00:41:32,351 --> 00:41:33,811
He's bulldozing the Moonshine.
881
00:41:35,551 --> 00:41:39,221
He's powerful and rich
and knows you don't have a deed.
882
00:41:43,061 --> 00:41:44,861
You said...
883
00:41:44,891 --> 00:41:47,561
That you would do everything
to make sure that the Moonshine
884
00:41:47,701 --> 00:41:49,601
and the new resort could co-exist.
885
00:41:49,661 --> 00:41:51,021
Actually, you said that, I just...
886
00:41:51,101 --> 00:41:52,931
- I just nodded.
- What?!
887
00:41:53,071 --> 00:41:55,501
You can't do that. He doesn't own it.
888
00:41:55,571 --> 00:41:56,701
It doesn't matter.
889
00:41:56,741 --> 00:41:57,971
He's done it a million times.
890
00:41:58,111 --> 00:41:59,971
It's how he does business.
891
00:42:00,011 --> 00:42:02,110
Okay, let's just take a beat.
892
00:42:02,111 --> 00:42:03,611
I'm sure we can find another way.
893
00:42:03,751 --> 00:42:05,681
I can come up with
some creative solutions.
894
00:42:05,811 --> 00:42:07,481
You can?
895
00:42:07,551 --> 00:42:09,781
'Cause what happened to
"working the resort
896
00:42:09,921 --> 00:42:11,920
"from the inside will
protect the Moonshine"?
897
00:42:11,921 --> 00:42:14,821
That "my design is
the best of both worlds"?
898
00:42:14,961 --> 00:42:16,861
Well, Wes mentioned
there would be some changes,
899
00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,097
but we didn't talk specifics.
900
00:42:18,122 --> 00:42:22,630
Rhian, I didn't know any
of this was going on, I swear!
901
00:42:22,631 --> 00:42:25,401
I'm just as shocked as you are.
902
00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,341
Rhian...
903
00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:19,724
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