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Welcome to the stage
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Lil Parker!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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How many of you saw my
name on the marquee outside
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and thought I was a rapper?
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It's okay. I forgive you.
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But, anyway, tonight
is a real special night,
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and it's for my ladies...
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Shout-out to the ladies!
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Yeah, so tonight is not gonna be about
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those relationships with the fuckboys
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who ruined us and, you know,
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left us on the side of the road for dead
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and then threw that
bitch back in reverse
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and went over us again. It's not...
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It's not about them tonight.
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It's not about how we love
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or-or don't love someone else.
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It's about how we love ourselves.
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And then how we fuck that shit up, too.
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Once upon a time, when
I was 12 years old,
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my family moved to Brooklyn
from Cleveland, Ohio.
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Sure, for most kids,
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it would've definitely
been a culture shock.
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Liliane, wait a sec.
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Which it was.
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But in my fairy tale,
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Brooklyn was so...
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Cool.
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Liliane, wait a second!
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You were gonna say it.
Fact, you know what,
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- I'm the man. I'll say it.
- Yeah. Yo.
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'Ey,
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you a lesbian or somethin'?
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We ain't judgin'.
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Nah, we ain't judgin'.
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My favorite auntie a lesbian.
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Yeah, she mad cool, dawg.
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Mad cool.
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So, lesbian or no lesbian?
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No. I'm not a lesbian.
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Why you always wearing pants
and ties and stuff then?
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'Cause I like them.
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And I look good in them.
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Look, our bad. You know,
we kinda just assumed
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- you was...
- See?
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That's the thing about assumptions.
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When you assume, you
make a ass out of you.
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Damn. My bad.
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Yo, look, we ain't mean to...
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So neither one of you
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need to be sweatin' what I wear.
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Okay?
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Or maybe y'all just jealous.
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- What?
- Jealous?
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My Jordans are fire.
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And you need to stop telling girls
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how they can and cannot dress.
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We're a little too young
to be dippin' our toes
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in misogyny, don't you think?
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Yo! Sit your punk asses down.
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She's the one name-calling.
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And your shoes ain't even that fire, yo.
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They need a good cleaning.
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Damn. Let's get out of here.
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Goodbye, Queen.
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Liliane, right?
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Wrong. Lil.
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Hi. I'm Vince.
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Student council president.
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I should've introduced
myself a week ago.
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I'm Lil.
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I can fight my own battles, you know.
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I can see that.
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And that was the moment I fell in love
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with Vincent D. Naravaez.
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Our kids are going to be so beautiful.
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Mrs. Liliane Naravaez.
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Liliane Parker-Naravaez.
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I ain't want to just
give up my last name.
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♪ Boys and girls, listen up ♪
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♪ You can be anything in the world ♪
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♪ In God we trust,
an architect, doctor ♪
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- ♪ Maybe an actress...
- Hey.
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They think you're still
mad at them from earlier.
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We're cool!
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- We "F" with you, Ohio!
- We "F" with you, Ohio!
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What are you listening to?
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♪ Do drugs and you came to sing ♪
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♪ So if you gonna be the best ♪
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♪ I'm-a tell you how, put your hands... ♪
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- Old-school. I like it.
- ♪ I know I can ♪
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♪ I know I can ♪
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- Oh, no.
- ♪ Be what I wanna be ♪
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Why are you so loud?
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- ♪ If I work hard at it ♪
- ♪ I'll be where ♪
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- ♪ I wanna be ♪
- ♪ I'll be where I wanna be ♪
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- ♪ I know I can, I know I can ♪
- Nice.
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♪ Be what I wanna be ♪
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♪ Be what I wanna be ♪
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You play?
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Point guard. You?
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Playa, let's go. You
ain't got it like that.
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And, more importantly, I'm trying to get
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that pastrami sub like yesterday.
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Yeah, for real. We hungry, man!
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Corny ass.
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Maybe we can play a
pickup game sometime.
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Maybe.
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Ohio!
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Where you at, Ohio?!
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Ohio, where are you?!
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Meet me at the park in ten.
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No!
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Hey!
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You want to eat?
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My mom can make us some banana PB&Js.
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You're a Brooklyn kid now.
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You got to eat like one.
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And how do Brooklyn kids eat?
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Let's go.
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Race you.
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Here we are.
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Wow.
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And you're gonna want one of these.
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I told you.
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I call it sriracha surprise.
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How'd you know I like sriracha?
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I know a sriracha lover when I see one.
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You know what I want
to be when I grow up?
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What?
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- A comedian.
- Definitely.
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My mom loves Wanda... Skies?
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Yeah. Wanda Sykes.
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Want to hear a joke?
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Always.
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Why do rappers need umbrellas?
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Why?
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Fo' drizzle.
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That was a good one.
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You're way funnier than
all the guys in our class.
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Oh. Hold on.
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It's probably for my tía.
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How y'all doin' tonight?
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I said, how y'all doin' tonight?
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Oh, my God.
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What's wrong?
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Jessica Peña just told
Arturo she likes me.
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She wants to know if I like her back.
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Do you like her?
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Yeah. Duh.
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It's Jessica Peña.
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Everybody likes Jessica Peña.
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What should I do?
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You should definitely tell her.
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It's Jessica Peña.
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Thanks, Lil. You're the best.
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Jessica Peña.
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How long was Sleeping Beauty
out before she got that kiss?
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Hey, Lil, good job.
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- Way to go, Lil.
- Great game, Lil.
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What's up?
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Go, Panthers!
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Hey.
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Wow, it is getting long.
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Long enough?
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- Yes.
- Where you been hiding?
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I'm getting ready for next year, fool.
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I mean, not everybody got
a full ride to Harvard.
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Please. A scholarship
to Fordham's not nothing.
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Plus, Mom and Dad get to keep you close.
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Yeah.
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So...
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- Prom. You going?
- No. No.
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- Yes. Oh, no.
- I don't like... I hate dances.
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- Come on, dance with me. Hey!
- What? No.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- Ah!
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Hey!
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- ♪ Da, la, la, la, la ♪
- Yeah.
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Come on, Ohio, it's
our last year together.
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- You gotta go.
- Ayyo!
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My mans, my mans!
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Am I your A-1 since day one or what?
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- What happened?
- First, answer the question.
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Am I your A-1 since day one or what?
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Come on, you're doing a
lot. It better be piping hot.
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It's lukewarm, but this
moment is beautiful, though.
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- Let me hear it, Vince.
- Bro,
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you are my A-1 since day one.
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You're damn right. You want to know why?
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- Why?
- Love is the answer.
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- Delfia and Ernesto, they broke up.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And?
- And word on the street is
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it's because of Vince.
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Yeah.
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We kind of hooked up over the weekend.
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- Hoo, hoo!
- I was about to tell you.
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Ha, ha! Damn, son!
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Nah, nah, he's stealthy.
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Told you.
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Yo, man,
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I told you. I knew it.
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I really was about to tell you.
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What? Daffodil pop your cherry?
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Listen, not all of us
are saving it for the one.
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Yeah. But, you know,
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not all of us is giving it
away to just anyone, either.
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Ouch.
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Let me get that.
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Come on.
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Why we never talk about
who you like at school?
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- Mm, 'cause.
- 'Cause why?
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- 'Cause.
- Don't say you don't like anybody at school,
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either, 'cause I'll
know your ass is lying.
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- 'Cause.
- "'Cause."
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- Yellow?
- Thank you.
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All right.
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Take a look.
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- I'm finished.
- Oh, shit.
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Good luck to you.
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- I look dumb as fuck.
- Terrible is what it is.
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Embarrassing.
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I mean, I just hope nobody
see me with you tonight.
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So, like, you don't think you
could be any more embarrassed
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- than you are right now?
- Highly doubt it.
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- Highly doubt it, do you?
- Mm-hmm.
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Because...
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I'd really hate to do anything
to embarrass you even more!
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- Vince!
- Everybody! Everybody, listen up!
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I have to let you know...
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- Shut up!
- ... that the very last thing
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- I want to do right now...
- Stop it!
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- You are being...
- ... is be an embarrassment
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- to my best friend, Lil.
- Shut...
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- Liliane Elizabeth Parker!
- Vincent!
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- She did this to me!
- No, I did not.
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- She did this to me!
- I would never!
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I would never!
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- She lives right here. Right here.
- I would never do that.
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You'll be...
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Hey.
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There she is.
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- Wow.
- Yeah?
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See, since you skipped out on prom,
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I thought you were gonna
try to skip out on this, too.
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Come here.
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Oh.
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There you go.
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Cheers.
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Mmm.
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Yeah. I already told you.
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I don't like dances.
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But...
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You are gonna dance with me
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on our last night
together as seniors, right?
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♪ Let me know ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Let me know ♪
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♪ Let me know ♪
265
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,881
♪ Let me know ♪
266
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,885
♪ When I feel ♪
267
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,263
♪ What I feel ♪
268
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,726
♪ Sometimes it's hard to tell you so ♪
269
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,356
♪ You may not be in the mood ♪
270
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♪ To learn ♪
271
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♪ What you think you know ♪
272
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- Hey.
- Oh...
273
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- ♪ There are times ♪
- Yes.
274
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♪ When I find ♪
275
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:59,834
♪ You want to keep yourself from me ♪
276
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,296
♪ When I don't have the strength ♪
277
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,923
♪ I'm just a mirror... ♪
278
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,425
- What?
- This is really nice.
279
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,678
Yeah.
280
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,180
And I just...
281
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,891
I've been wanting to tell you...
282
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,976
What's good?!
283
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,313
Senior class 2014!
284
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,107
Yeah!
285
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,983
Yes!
286
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,068
Oh...
287
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,152
Yeah.
288
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,113
- Oh, damn.
- Mmm.
289
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,364
What's up?
290
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,533
Mm-hmm.
291
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:35,328
- Yo, you better hurry up, my guy.
- Watch out.
292
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,164
The car for the after-party waiting
for your punk ass downstairs.
293
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,876
Oh, shit. We gotta go.
294
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,045
♪ La, ha-ha... ♪
295
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,715
I have the dress, I have the slippers,
296
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,633
but where is my happily ever after?
297
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,218
You coming?
298
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,470
All right, I'm coming.
299
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,472
Ha-ha!
300
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,560
My plan would have to wait.
301
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,199
Thank you.
302
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,869
Ah, thank you.
303
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,127
Thank you.
304
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,670
That was great.
305
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,046
The pleasure was mine.
306
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,847
Oh, shit.
307
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,348
We gotta go.
308
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,225
You still want to go up tonight, right?
309
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,228
First time, you should
probably be there early, right?
310
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,980
Right.
311
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,650
I'm-I'm nervous.
312
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,569
I mean, I'm excited, but I'm nervous.
313
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374
Who is it?
314
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,002
It's no one.
315
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,931
Ignore it.
316
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,450
You're not gonna tell him?
317
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,536
He's having a tough time.
318
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,288
Let me know when you know what you want.
319
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,494
Hey. Looking for Brooklyn?
320
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,829
He's in the shower.
321
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,541
What's up?
322
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,302
Hey, I'll be right out.
323
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,970
Mm.
324
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,489
You're here.
325
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,868
Hi. No.
Ah-ha-ha!
326
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,995
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
327
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,623
- Vince, you old...
- You're here!
328
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,750
Oh, I'm here, I'm here.
329
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,627
- I thought we were studying.
- Look at you.
330
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,337
Brooklyn? Are they
calling you Brooklyn now?
331
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,131
- Are you wearing makeup?
- A little bit.
332
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,884
- Ah, you clean up nice.
- Shut up.
333
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:22,180
Oh, come here. I missed you, Liliane.
334
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,349
Five more minutes.
335
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,566
So, what, all you need is five minutes?
336
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,487
Oh, word?
337
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,384
Have you ever...
338
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,719
Not yet.
339
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,620
- Ow.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
340
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,802
Mm, you're awake.
341
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:29,057
How long have you been sitting
there biting your nails?
342
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,437
Uh, I got you peppermint tea.
343
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,190
Okay.
344
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:45,740
Your member has certainly grown
345
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,742
since I pantsed you in eighth grade.
346
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,036
Do you remember that?
347
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,164
Mrs. Liverpool hated me.
I got detention for that.
348
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,798
Okay, so last night wasn't
that great, but, you know,
349
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,800
not everybody can be busting
it open like Nicki Minaj
350
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,177
on your first go, right?
351
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,107
- Oh...
- What's wrong with you?
352
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,608
Huh?
353
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,238
Well, should I leave?
354
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,158
Oh, shit.
355
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,285
- I fucked up.
- Oh, my God.
356
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,204
Lil, look,
357
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,331
I don't want anything
to change between us.
358
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,500
I-I shouldn't have
done that. I messed up.
359
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,336
I got my wires crossed and
I-I didn't mean to do that.
360
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,548
- Got your wires crossed...
- You know what I mean, all right?
361
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,800
I just meant that you're
special to me, Lil.
362
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:46,917
You're my friend. Y-You...
363
00:23:46,918 --> 00:23:48,803
Friend? That's not what
I would call this, Vince.
364
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,930
This is exactly why I
never said anything about...
365
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,098
About what?
366
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,683
About how you feel about me, Lil.
367
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,394
So, what, y-you just left
me hanging for eight years?
368
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,814
No. Lil, you're my best friend.
369
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,066
That's bullshit, Vince!
370
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,734
That's bullshit.
371
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,487
Because I know you have feelings for me.
372
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,826
Lil, I just don't feel...
373
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:14,954
Vince.
374
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,584
You are my best friend.
375
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,130
- Lil, wait, uh, that's...
- How's it going?
376
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,048
- That's not the...
- Hey, Vince. Lover boy.
377
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,175
Uh, yeah.
378
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,889
- Can we, can we talk? For a minute? Please?
- Move.
379
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,808
- I want you to move. Move!
- Okay.
380
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,230
And you know what? Maybe
I'm not Nicki Minaj,
381
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,191
but you no Magic Mike, neither.
382
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,152
Lil, wait. Stop. Lil.
383
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,196
Please? Lil, wait.
384
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,089
And I'm-a tell y'all something.
385
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,634
You know, women, we're brainwashed.
386
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,093
We're brainwashed really early.
387
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,721
Why? Because of fairy tales.
388
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,556
Fairy tales. "Find your prince."
389
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,058
You're a princess, find your prince.
390
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,809
But your prince is
never gonna be perfect,
391
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,562
but he'll change, maybe."
392
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:24,273
You don't believe me?
Beauty and the Beast.
393
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,525
Fall in love with that Beast.
394
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:30,363
"So what, he got a hump in his
back and his breath smell and...
395
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,282
he got one tooth. He
might turn into something."
396
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,826
Time for me to do my own thing,
397
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,454
and not get caught up in
this fairy tale bullshit.
398
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,874
Ladies, are you with me?
399
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,755
Oh, excuse me. Sorry.
400
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:12,571
Ah, fuck it.
401
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:30,589
Hi, my name is Lil Parker.
402
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,759
And I just, uh...
403
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,849
Okay.
404
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,767
Fuck it.
405
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:49,066
"Fuck it" is just-just
literally what I said to myself,
406
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,402
like, ten minutes ago...
407
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,155
... outside before I,
before I came in here.
408
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:57,950
Because I've never done this before.
409
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:03,122
Sorry to anyone here on a first date.
410
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,874
There won't be a second.
411
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,417
Oh, thank you.
412
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:10,171
Thank you for the drink.
413
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,965
Can you get 'em a refill on the house?
414
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,010
So, show of hands,
415
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,304
how many of you have ever
416
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,932
had your heart ripped out
417
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:25,019
through your motherfucking asshole...
418
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:29,523
... by the one true friend you ever had?
419
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:32,109
Directly after sexual intercourse?
420
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:35,363
And it was the first time, too.
421
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,114
Yes.
422
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,699
I am about to fuck up your night.
423
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,204
So why you not laughing?
424
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,872
My date was supposed to be
here but she ain't show up.
425
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:46,707
So what are you doing after this?
426
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,667
Uh, you?
427
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,306
Ah!
428
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,266
Yeah! Yes!
429
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,397
Brooklyn in the house!
430
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,023
How many of you saw my
name on the marquee outside
431
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,650
and thought I was a rapper?
432
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,276
It's the "Lil" part.
433
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,278
You know, "Lil Parker."
434
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,280
Uh, I could be a rapper,
though. I feel that.
435
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,574
♪ You want to, with the ugh-ugh ♪
436
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,536
♪ You want to rub it
with the ugh, get, ugh ♪
437
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,745
You know?
438
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,747
Man, fuck y'all. Y'all sexist.
439
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:29,625
No, for real, 'cause if I was a dude,
440
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,168
I'd be up here talking about:
♪ Uh, in the pussy ♪
441
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,586
♪ In the, in the, ugh, ugh ♪
442
00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:34,046
Y'all would've been like, "Yeah!"
443
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:35,423
Y'all would've been standing
up out of y'all seats.
444
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,299
Don't play with me. I know what it is.
445
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,512
And I was like, "I'm going
to the Upper East Side,
446
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,349
because, like, my vagina's depressed.
447
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,143
And I had my leg up in the air.
448
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,646
Gary, hold the leg.
449
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,815
Uh, and give me that.
450
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,985
And hold another leg.
451
00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,489
Don't worry, I'll return to sender.
452
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,200
So I'm in this office,
453
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,119
and the mist is not going
directly at the labia.
454
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:08,581
Liby... La... The liby, labia?
455
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,250
W-What is it, Gary?
456
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,085
Labia... Labia.
457
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,921
Gary, if you make me fall,
I'm-a have to sue you.
458
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:17,923
Yes.
459
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,885
Let's give it up for Gary!
460
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,439
♪ You got the juice,
I'm in the zone... ♪
461
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,524
- Holy shit. Hi.
- Holy shit. You.
462
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,443
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you, thank you. Hi.
463
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:41,655
Wow, you were fucking incredible, Lil.
464
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:45,242
- Wasn't she?
- She is incredible.
465
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,286
Always has been, Vince.
466
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,246
♪ I got to know some things... ♪
467
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,583
Lil, I'm going to get myself a drink.
468
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,877
♪ Pop the, oh, champagne,
shorty, watch it flow... ♪
469
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,296
Big sis is watching.
470
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,132
- Awkward.
- Thanks so much. That was so fun.
471
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:02,760
Oh, thank you, thank you. Bye.
472
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,221
♪ Party then, harder, got
to get the Cristal... ♪
473
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,766
Well, this is, this is a surprise.
474
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,227
For sure. Yeah.
475
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,979
Well, I-I've been, um,
476
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,565
doing this for about a year or so.
477
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:19,401
Yeah. Feel... feels really good, so...
478
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,695
I'm-I'm just sort of
seeing what happens with it.
479
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,447
What's there to see? I mean,
you're fucking doing it.
480
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:26,700
- Yeah.
- I'm so proud of you.
481
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,745
Well, what-what about you?
Like, it-it's been forever.
482
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,873
- Yeah, it has.
- Thank you so much.
483
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,500
Thank you.
484
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,460
Yeah, it's okay. I get it, though.
485
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:39,296
Yeah, I'm back for,
uh, a... a couple weeks
486
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,799
and then I, I actually head
overseas for a little bit.
487
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,384
- R... really?
- Yeah. Prague.
488
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,011
- Prague?
- Yeah. It's this...
489
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,721
like, fancy study abroad thing.
490
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,683
I get to, like, teach kids
and travel Europe and shit.
491
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,977
Well, congratu-fucking-lations,
Vince. That's nice.
492
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:56,063
- Hey, nice job. That was great.
- Oh. Thank you. Bye.
493
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,941
♪ All night, be gone till we get back ♪
494
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,652
♪ Yeah, you and me, girl, we get it... ♪
495
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,445
I miss you, Ohio.
496
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,823
♪ I get the bag, you got the juice... ♪
497
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:08,075
I miss us.
498
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,828
♪ I got it on, tell me who's who... ♪
499
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:13,622
Should we...
500
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,291
Do you want to... ?
501
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,043
♪ Gone till we get back,
yeah, you and me, girl... ♪
502
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,296
But you know the coldest part, though?
503
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,298
- What?
- You had your sister block me, too?
504
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,134
- I sure did. And she still hates your ass, too.
- Damn.
505
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,219
Yeah, she really does.
506
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,853
Hey, Lil?
507
00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:42,443
- You know I never meant to...
- Vince.
508
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,654
I know. I'm okay.
509
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,158
Yeah.
510
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,785
Okay.
511
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,168
It seem like it was good for both of us.
512
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,253
- Yeah?
- Not seeing each other.
513
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,633
Yeah.
514
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:08,469
I had a chance to grow up a little.
515
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,180
And find my own way for once.
516
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,182
I hated it, though.
517
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,438
God...
518
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,650
It's so crazy I finally
get to be around you again,
519
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,568
and I have to leave in three weeks.
520
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:31,367
Well, then, I guess we got three
weeks to be best friends again.
521
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,952
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey. You down?
522
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,246
Yeah, I'm down.
523
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,751
What's this? Who did this to you?
524
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,002
What you mean, who did this to me?
525
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,504
Yeah. I mean, come on.
526
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,713
- Right? The kicks...
- Who did all of this to you?
527
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,965
I mean, look. Look, it's
called the glow-up, okay?
528
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:48,550
- Yeah.
- Check me out.
529
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,636
- I'm not kidding, you look really good.
- Thanks.
530
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,721
- You look really good.
- Thank you.
531
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,978
When I was little, I dreamed
of spending my whole life
532
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:03,732
with Vincent D. Naravaez,
533
00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:09,196
and now that I think about
it, the plan kind of worked.
534
00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:18,284
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