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Oh, boy.
Sorry for the wait, everybody.
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This morning was crazy.
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You again?
[ Clipboard thuds ]
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Guess you can't sue me
for malpractice
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if you're already dead!
[ Tool whirring ]
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Ah!
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No!
Dr. Crazybrainz, no!
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We're just here
for a consultation.
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Oh, great.
Cool.
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I was just joking
about killing you.
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I would never do that
on purpose.
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So what seems
to be the problem?
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Freya's just been exhausted all
weekend and horribly nauseous.
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Okay, I wouldn't say
"horribly nauseous."
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I mean,
that's a bit of a...
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[ Vomiting ]
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...overstatement.
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Alright. Lie on back.
We'll scan ya.
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Gonna scan you down here.
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Open.
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Good teeth.
Okay.
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Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Oh, my God.
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There's some kind of parasite
growing in your body.
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What?
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It looks like
a tiny man.
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Did you swallow
a tiny man?
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I'm pregnant?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[ Device clatters ]
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Sorry about that.
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Now I get it.
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Silly me.
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Congratulations.
Good job. Alright.
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Hey.
Congratulations, buddy.
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You're gonna be
a father.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Humming ]
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Hey, Boomtown,
we're having a baby!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Humming ]
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Oh!
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Dance solo!
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[ Humming ]
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Freya!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Are -- Are those
tears of joy?
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How did this even happen?
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I thought you were infertile
from radiation.
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Me too, but I guess one
of my few remaining sperms
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must have
made it through.
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Yeah, bet it was Squishy.
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He's always been
so precocious.
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I've just never thought
of myself as a mom.
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I don't know how I feel bringing
a child into this world.
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Oh, no. Come on.
Things aren't that bad.
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Yes, they are.
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The last penguin
just committed suicide.
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He blew
his goddamn brains out.
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Okay, so having a kid
is scary
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but also a life-affirming joy
like no other.
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I think I just need time
to process this.
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Is it okay if we just keep it
between us for now?
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Yeah.
Yeah, no, of course.
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♪♪
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I'm so excited to spend the day
with my Uncle Tai.
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Never call me that again.
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I'm just pet-sitting you
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while your parents
are at the doctor's.
Uncle Tai,
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you don't need to make up
an excuse to hang out with me.
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I'm already so into you.
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Get in.
I'm taking you to work.
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Oh, where are we going?
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It's not where we're going.
It's when.
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I believe the saying
is "Where are we?"
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not "When are we?"
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Okay, when the heck
are we?
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Back in the Before Times
in the year 2023.
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Wow.
It's so beautiful.
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So green and lush.
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[ Horn honks ]
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Whoa!
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Look at that creature.
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Dumb little idiot
needs to wear a leash.
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So stupid.
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[ Dog barks ]
Oh, okay.
You're the alpha.
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You can do whatever
you want to me.
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Okay. Come on.
Come on.
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We've been sent
back in time
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to eliminate the future leader
of the human resistance.
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If I fail my mission,
robotkind will cease to exist.
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Hells yeah.
That's rad as hell.
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I knew we were gonna have
an awesome adventure together.
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Oh, no, no.
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It's not gonna be
an adventure.
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He's right over there.
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It's cool.
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Keep it rolling.
Gonna be tight.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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I'm just gonna shoot him
in the head
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and get the hell
out of here.
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Ah, that's cool, too,
I guess.
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Morning, Sid.
How was the weekend?
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Um, good. Yeah.
Uneventful.
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No big life-altering changes
on the horizon.
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No news is good news.
Indeed.
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Oh, hey, it's trivia night
at the Boomtown Bistro.
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What do you say
you, me, and Freya
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head over after work
and tie one on?
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Oh, um, no, Freya is not
drinking at the moment,
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actually,
because she's, um...
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She's an alcoholic.
Yeah.
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I mean, she's sober now
but, like, barely.
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Ah, geez.
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I'm glad she's getting
the help she needs.
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I should get back to work.
Yes, you should.
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By the way,
have you seen my notepad?
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No, because Freya
is pregnant!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, Sid!
Mazel tov!
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, yes!
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And the answer is yes.
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I would be honored
to be the godfather.
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Oh, good Lord,
I wasn't gonna ask that.
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And you don't have to.
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It's simply understood.
Oh.
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Oh, I have to get started
on the baby shower.
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Oh, no,
Freya was very explicit.
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She just wants to deal
with this on her own.
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Oh, Sid, pregnant women
are so hopped up on hormones,
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you can't listen
to a word they say.
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If anything, you should
do the opposite.
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Whoa, I had no idea.
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And you're sure that won't
come across as patronizing
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or borderline
misogynistic?
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Trust me,
when you're married three times,
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you learn a little
something about women.
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God, I miss them.
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Okay, once I murder this guy,
we have about a minute
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to get back
in the time machine
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before which everyone starts
screaming and the cops show up.
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How do you already know
what's gonna happen?
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Oh, 'cause I do this
every day.
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I kill the guy,
the humans send someone back
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in time to save him,
and then I kill him again.
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It used to be fun,
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but now I'm just kind of going
through the motions, you know?
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Yo.
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Ah, yes!
I did it!
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There you are, you little future
genocidal Gen-Z bitch.
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-Wait!
-Whoa!
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What a crazy way
to get my attention.
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You could have
just said stop.
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Wait, Uncle Tai.
What?
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You said yourself
you do this every day.
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So what's the harm in just
having a little fun first,
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and then we can, you know,
go ahead and kill the guy?
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Oh, I suppose you have a point,
but what would we do anyway?
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Well, what's the coolest,
most exciting thing
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someone can do in 2023?
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Something super relevant
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but that also perfectly captures
the mood of the time.
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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[ Gasps ]
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Bingo.
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Wait, why are we
at Morris's house?
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I thought we were going
to the market.
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Okay, so maybe we're not
going to the market.
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Maybe somebody has a little
surprise in store for you.
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Wah!
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What is this, huh?
Some kind of long con?
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You make me marry you,
share a life together
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just to set me up
for an ambush?
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I'm gonna slit you, pig!
No, no, no,
it's not an ambush.
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I was trying to surprise you
with a baby shower.
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What? Sid, I told you I just
want to keep it between us.
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I know, but then
I accidentally told Morris,
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and he really wanted
to do something nice for us.
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And, I don't know,
I just thought maybe
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seeing how happy
other people were for us
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might make you
feel happier.
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Well, okay, fine.
I guess.
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Just as long as it's
not intense and weird.
No, it won't be.
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He said it was gonna be
very smooth, very casual.
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Okay, fine.
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♪♪
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There she is.
The mother.
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-The mother.
-The mother.
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-The mother.
-The mother.
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Okay, so maybe
it's more semi-casual.
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-The mother.
-The mother.
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Welcome to the Pharaoh's tomb.
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The local villagers
tried to warn you,
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but your lust for treasure
was too great.
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And now you are trapped
with only your wits to survive.
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And your time starts now.
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Uh-oh, I hope the pharaoh
doesn't put a curse on us.
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Ugh, I'm sitting this out.
This is too stupid.
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Did people in the past
really have it so easy
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that they would willingly spend
money to solve a fake problem?
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You're just being
a stick in the mud.
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I'll do it on my own.
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Oh, let's see.
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I wonder if these, uh --
these symbols mean anything.
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Maybe if I match
the colors.
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Yeah.
I am feeling good about this.
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I'm gonna start
all with red.
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I love red.
No, don't.
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It's the color of blood.
No.
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And I love that.
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I love how that looks.
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Oh, that's green.
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Okay, that's it.
That's it.
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Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
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Obviously,
it can't be that simple.
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This is the Pharaoh
we're talking about.
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He's a brilliant man.
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Maybe if we translate
these hieroglyphics...
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Um, I'd be surprised
if the game
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required fluency
in ancient Egyptian,
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but this is
your expedition.
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Go, Uncle Tai.
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Morris: We here in Boomtown
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have no use for the gods
of the Before Times.
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So we've established
a new religion
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based on the thing
we care about most,
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truly the only thing
that brings us happiness
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after a certain age --
babies.
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Sid and Freya are bringing
their own bundle of joy
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into the world.
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And to them we offer
a goo-goo-ga-ga.
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Together:
Goo-goo-ga-ga.
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Is it just me,
or are these people
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a little intense
about babies?
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Why? Just 'cause
they've created
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an entire organized religion
to worship them?
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00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,638
Uh, yeah.
Mostly that.
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We will begin now
with the Vows of Parentage.
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Mom?
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"As the mother, I vow to feed,
clean, and love my baby,
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to sacrifice my career,
my mental health,
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even my very body...
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but then promise
to tighten it up right after."
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Keep it tight.
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Oh, okay, wow.
It keeps going.
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"I vow to prepare
my child healthy,
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well-balanced meals
from scratch,
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to play with them nonstop,
253
00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,385
even when they're screaming
in my face,
254
00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:42,267
to always bring a change of
clothes in case of a blowout."
255
00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:43,508
What's a blowout?
256
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,630
That's when the baby
diarrheas so big
257
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,872
that the poop literally
blows out the diaper
258
00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:49,233
and up the baby's back.
259
00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,554
Look it up.
It's a thing.
260
00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:52,476
Wait.
This is crazy.
261
00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,878
Why do I get stuck
with all the responsibilities?
262
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,239
Oh, take it easy, Mom.
263
00:09:56,281 --> 00:09:58,081
There's a lot
on Dad's plate, too.
264
00:09:58,123 --> 00:09:59,642
Sid.
265
00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:01,924
[ Clears throat ]
266
00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:07,128
"As the father, I vow
to hold down the fort."
267
00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,851
What? That's it?
W-Why is his so short?
268
00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:13,013
To be fair, holding down the
fort is a huge responsibility.
269
00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:14,415
What does that
even mean?
270
00:10:14,457 --> 00:10:17,217
You know,
it's the fort.
271
00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:19,299
It's the whole thing.
272
00:10:19,341 --> 00:10:20,820
And he's holding it down.
273
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,662
I accept.
274
00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:24,984
[ All murmuring ]
275
00:10:25,026 --> 00:10:28,467
Wow, Sid.
You are an amazing father.
276
00:10:28,509 --> 00:10:31,309
You get all the credit.
277
00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:33,191
This is some bullshit.
278
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,193
Tai: Okay. Here we go.
Blue is the color of the Nile.
279
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,195
The ankh is the symbol
of fertility.
280
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,638
No. No, the symbol
of reincarnation. Damn it.
281
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,439
Hey, Uncle Tai, we only
have 10 minutes left,
282
00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:44,921
and we're still stuck
on the first puzzle.
283
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:46,682
So maybe we should try
a different tack.
284
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:49,204
Shhh!
I've almost got it.
285
00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:51,046
Take the five eyes
of Horus
286
00:10:51,088 --> 00:10:56,332
and multiply it by the Chapters
in the Book of the Dead.
287
00:11:00,696 --> 00:11:04,497
Damn it, open,
you stupid piece of shit!
288
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,579
Sir, you are gonna
break that.
289
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,741
Okay, this is bullshit.
290
00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:10,863
These puzzles are
fricking impossible.
291
00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:13,225
You have to be some kind of
super genius to figure them out.
292
00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:14,426
Scraps: Solved it.
293
00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:15,827
W-What?
294
00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,548
H-How did you do that?
I don't know.
295
00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:20,271
I just matched the colors
on this thingy to that thingy.
296
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,553
Scraps, that is...
297
00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:24,795
genius!
298
00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:27,597
Well, keep going,
you brilliant bastard.
299
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,759
Okay!
[ Chuckles ]
300
00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:31,640
Ooh!
301
00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:33,684
Shut up, you did not.
302
00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,768
Yes, bitch, yes!
303
00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:45,134
How the fertile crescent
is he doing this?
304
00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,937
It's super comfortable
opening gifts
305
00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,899
in front of the people
who got them for you.
306
00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:53,980
Very chill.
307
00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:56,023
That one's from me.
308
00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:58,263
Nipple butter?
309
00:11:58,305 --> 00:11:59,584
Oh, very thoughtful,
Devon.
310
00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:01,906
Thank you, Devon.
This stuff is great.
311
00:12:01,948 --> 00:12:05,069
Your nipples can get so chafed
from breastfeeding
312
00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:07,311
that they can literally
crack to pieces.
313
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,912
It's like stepping
on a dry cracker
314
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:11,675
or throwing a brick
through a windshield.
315
00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:12,756
Good God.
316
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,277
I had no idea
nipples could crack.
317
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:17,279
I am learning
so much today.
318
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,361
Here we go.
319
00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:21,283
Oh, no.
What's a snot sucker?
320
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,205
Okay, so with that, the baby is
too weak to blow its own nose,
321
00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:26,567
so you literally have to
suck out the boogers
322
00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:27,608
with your own mouth.
323
00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:28,769
Now, the baby hates it,
324
00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:30,130
so you got to grab it
in a headlock
325
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:32,452
and take those boogers
by force.
326
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:33,773
Great.
Well, that's nice, isn't it?
327
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,695
You've never eaten
boogers before.
328
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,377
You know what?
I think I'm good.
329
00:12:37,419 --> 00:12:38,578
Yeah, I'm done.
330
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,619
Oh, you can't leave now.
331
00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:42,341
We were just about
to play a fun game
332
00:12:42,383 --> 00:12:44,302
where we guess
how big you'll get
333
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:47,545
in terms of which jungle animal
you'll most resemble.
334
00:12:47,587 --> 00:12:49,507
Come on,
water buffalo.
335
00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,988
Yeah, I'm good,
thanks.
336
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:53,032
Come on, Sid.
We're leaving now.
337
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:57,754
Okay, um, I am so sorry,
everybody.
338
00:12:57,796 --> 00:13:00,997
Um, Mom is a little tired,
so we're gonna take off.
339
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,239
But thank you so much
for -- for all of this.
340
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,680
Where do you think
you're going?
341
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:08,443
This baby is ours
as much as it is yours.
342
00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:10,965
No, it's not.
That -- That's crazy.
343
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:15,009
That's right.
We're crazy for babies.
344
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:16,370
Now, let us touch
that belly.
345
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,211
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.
346
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:20,573
-Touch the belly.
-Touch the belly.
347
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:21,734
What the hell?
348
00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:24,857
Let's go.
Aaah!
349
00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:26,418
Get them!
350
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,463
[ Crying ]
351
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,187
What was that back there?
352
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,589
Those people
were acting insane.
353
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,190
That's what I was trying
to tell you.
354
00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:42,272
People in the suburbs can get
really intense about babies.
355
00:13:42,314 --> 00:13:44,234
Yeah, no wonder you have mixed
feelings about being pregnant.
356
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,075
That's a very different
experience for the mom
357
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,596
than it is for the dad.
358
00:13:47,638 --> 00:13:48,958
Thank you, Sid.
359
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,680
That's honestly all
I was looking for.
360
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,401
Ohh!
361
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:55,563
We forgot
to talk baby names!
362
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:57,805
If it's a boy,
name it Jackson!
363
00:13:57,847 --> 00:14:00,127
Oh, not Jackson!
364
00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:02,729
I knew a Jackson in college,
and he sucked!
365
00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:04,371
Okay.
You were right.
366
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:05,812
We need time
to process this,
367
00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:07,093
and that is clearly
not gonna happen here.
368
00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:08,574
We need to get you
out of Boomtown.
369
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,496
Well, what about you?
I can't just leave you here.
370
00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:12,097
I'll be fine.
371
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:14,539
Besides...
372
00:14:14,581 --> 00:14:16,541
someone needs
to hold down the fort.
373
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,503
[ People clamoring ]
374
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,064
[ Timer buzzing ]
375
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:21,906
30 seconds, Scraps.
Talk to me!
376
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,387
Almost there.
377
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,708
And done!
378
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,350
Ymmum!
379
00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:29,394
What?
380
00:14:29,754 --> 00:14:31,474
Ymmum!
381
00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:34,396
Y-Ymmum.
Ymmum.
382
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,638
I don't understand!
383
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,480
That should've worked!
384
00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:42,323
Oh, we're gonna be trapped
in this tomb forever!
385
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,844
[ Sobbing ]
386
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,408
Why did I get into archaeology
in the first place?
387
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:50,050
For wealth, for glory?
388
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:53,413
I was a fool to challenge
the mighty Pharaoh.
389
00:14:53,455 --> 00:14:56,335
[ Sobbing continues ]
390
00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:58,379
Oh.
391
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,019
Wait a minute.
392
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:04,624
The mirror.
It says "mummy."
393
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:10,507
Congratulations.
394
00:15:10,549 --> 00:15:13,149
You have escaped
the Pharaoh's tomb.
395
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:16,152
[ Both scream ]
396
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:18,794
Are you serious?
Are you for real?
397
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,196
Oh, my God, shut up!
Shut up!
398
00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:22,277
Stop!
No!
399
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,278
She's serious!
400
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,520
[ Both scream ]
401
00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:29,083
Okay, so you all know this is
the easiest room we have, right?
402
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,365
Little children do this
in 10 minutes.
403
00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:34,768
[ Screaming continues ]
404
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:38,091
[ Pounding,
indistinct shouting ]
405
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,052
There she is.
Get her!
406
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,296
[ Shouting continues ]
407
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:47,098
We have you now, Mommy.
408
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,621
Sorry, Mommy's not home
right now.
409
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:54,345
If Dad is here,
then where is Mom?
410
00:15:54,387 --> 00:16:01,431
♪♪
411
00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:08,517
♪♪
412
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,399
Gotcha.
413
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:14,762
Oh, Sid,
it's just you.
414
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,564
Have you seen your wife?
415
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:20,647
[ Deep voice ]
Uh, no, Mr. Rubinstein.
416
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,570
Damn, I really wanted
to touch that belly.
417
00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,451
Well, I'll see you
at work.
418
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:28,174
See you later.
419
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:29,575
Oh, and, Sid.
420
00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:34,459
♪♪
421
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:35,660
Great rack.
422
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:38,743
I don't
tell you that enough.
423
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:41,185
Thank you,
Mr. Rubinstein.
424
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:43,228
No, thank you.
425
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:47,750
Wait a sec.
426
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,513
Am I gay for Sid?
427
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,194
Nah.
428
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,636
But am I?
429
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,077
Eh.
430
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:57,559
When you pulled
that lever --
431
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,200
And that sarcophagus
flew open?
432
00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:00,601
That was so scary.
433
00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,323
I almost browned
my shorts.
434
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,164
Oh, dude,
I fully browned.
435
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,686
Oh, that's sick!
[ Both laugh ]
436
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:09,529
I'm glad we did that.
That was a really fun adventure.
437
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,011
Oh, thanks, Uncle Tai.
438
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:14,893
Alright, well, should we
go ahead and gank that guy?
439
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,977
Oh, I almost forgot.
440
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,779
Huh.
Where'd he go?
441
00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:24,784
Whoa!
What does this thing do?
442
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:28,505
No, don't touch that!
No, no, no!
443
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,667
Hey, what?
Freaky light!
444
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,711
Hey, get off me!
445
00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,552
[ Clears throat ]
446
00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:38,716
Hey, um...
447
00:17:40,637 --> 00:17:42,997
The puzzle with the scarabs
was cool.
448
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:45,922
Right?
That was fun.
449
00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:49,643
Thank you.
Ah.
450
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,445
Getting back to the future
was surprisingly easy.
451
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,126
We just had to hire
a time taxi.
452
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,328
I really like watching clips
from "The Tonight Show"
453
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,569
on the TV.
454
00:17:56,611 --> 00:18:00,132
I really like
the games.
455
00:18:00,174 --> 00:18:01,613
Everything looks normal.
456
00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:04,576
Ah. Maybe he never made it
back to our time after all.
457
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:07,178
Here I was thinking I've
triggered an apocalyptic war
458
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,020
between robots
and humans.
Totally.
459
00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:12,022
I was like [ Nerd voice ]
"Uh-oh, this could be bad."
460
00:18:12,064 --> 00:18:14,304
Hey, that's
a really funny nerd voice.
461
00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:16,066
You should
break that out more.
462
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,987
[ Normal voice ]
Thanks. I will.
463
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,509
Well, see ya.
See ya.
464
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,471
Down with the machines!
465
00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:24,993
The revolution begins today!
466
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:26,995
Down with the machines!
467
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,277
The revolution begins today!
468
00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:31,038
Down with the machines!
469
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,802
Down...with...the machines!
470
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:43,889
♪♪
471
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:52,977
♪♪
472
00:18:53,019 --> 00:19:02,027
♪♪
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