All language subtitles for Jury.Duty.S01E02.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-NTb.en

I'm stoked to the max.

I'm so happy to be here.

I'm gonna be upset
if I don't get on the jury, for sure.

I will be damned if my 38-year career
ends in a mockery.

Are there any other reasons
that you feel that

you would not be able to be
a good juror?

I'm racist.

[Nikki] You are now the jury
in the matter of Hilgrove versus Morris.

How y'all let them
get through the security?

Own backyard.

Do you think that him sitting
would be a distraction?

Not for me, no.

[Judge Rosen] Okay.

I had never heard of "sequester" before.
That was a new word I learned yesterday.

I had to look it up.

But I don't know
what that's going to entail.

[theme music playing]

[metal detector beeping]

Full name--
Ronald Gladden.

All right, you're good to go.
Sit down there. Have a seat.

What's going on with you, man?

Just preparing for whatever
that's just gonna come, man.

It's gonna be a long day, bro.

Shit.

Um, well, I was supposed to go on a trip,

and I'm really hoping that maybe
I could still leave, uh,

by Friday would be nice,

to just get out of here
so I don't miss Cancun.

Um, yeah, I just miss my girlfriend.

Hey, I don't wanna interrupt, uh,
but I just felt a little compelled to...

say sorry for what happened yesterday.

I did not anticipate paparazzi.

I'm sorry that we're having to do
this sequestrian thing.

Sorry as in I empathize with you,
not sorry 'cause it's my fault.

'Cause it wasn't my fault. [chuckles]

How could it have been?

What, did I call the paparazzi myself,
tell them to come down here?

That's nuts.

- Anyway, long story short...
- What the hell is he even talking about?

I don't really know.

[James]
I couldn't even do that if I tried.

Uh, but I know that one of you did,
and that's not cool.

Um, if you needed the money, just ask.

Do you have any money that I could have?

No.

Um, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
[chuckles]

[door opens]

Good morning.

[all] Morning.

- Do we stand?
- [Judge Rosen] Stay seated, folks.

I wanted to reintroduce Nikki,
my bailiff, and...

- [Inez] Hi, Nikki.
- ...I'm Judge Rosen.

Uh, first of all, I wanna thank you
for your patience.

A bit of business to go through.

By the end of the day,
I will choose one of you

to be the foreperson of the jury.

At home, my wife, Sonia,
she calls me the foreperson of the home.

It's because I'm making decisions.
I don't even have to think.

It's just intuitive.

[Ronald]
I would really rather not be foreperson.

Definitely, I'm good with talking
to people one-on-one, but yeah,

if I have to talk in front
of a crowd, get a little jittery.

In my opinion,
this is a very important position.

The foreperson
is essentially the captain of the--

Oh, Your Honor.

Uh, if it's okay with you, I'd be
more than happy to take that position.

I've always wanted to--

Alternates are not eligible.

Sorry.

Again, I ask for your patience.

Yeah, I'd say being an alternate,
I feel... marginalized,

being an alternate.

I don't, um... I mean, as a celebrity,
this is the first time

I've ever felt, uh, like I've been
treated differently in a negative way.

Um, it doesn't really sit right with me,
to be honest.

I feel marginalization.

Lonnie, what about you?

I mean, as an alternate juror,
is this the first time

you ever felt like
treated less than or...?

Nope.

Nope.

Yes. [speaking native language]

Uh, I am owner and manager
of two gumball machines

and a sticker machine.

I have some bad luck recently,

which makes it hard
to take some time away from work.

[speaking native language]

Yeah. It's so sour.

I don't mind not being young.
Seventies are fun.

You guys have a lot to look forward to.

There you go.

They used to call it the golden years
and I thought that was stupid.

But guess what?
Things don't change all that much.

I still like a good lay.

[chuckles] There you go. Right.

- Some things never change.
- I'm not gonna...

- If it makes you feel any better...
- Yeah?

...I finally realize you play

one of my top-five favorite roles
of all time.

Which one?

Dude, you probably can't guess.
The judge is in it the whole time.

- I haven't done many courtroom dramas.
- Dude, it's so...

Oh, it's not...

- [James] I haven't done...
- It's not a real judge.

Sex Drive.

Dude, like, God.

Did you buy that one
or did you watch it on Hulu?

No, I bought it.

There we go.

[Judge Rosen] I'm gonna read
some sequestration instructions.

Although you have been sequestered,
it's of the utmost importance

that you still not allow anything
that happens outside this courtroom

to affect your decision.

Do not investigate the case
or conduct any experiments.

Further, do not use
any electronic device or media.

Okay?

Great. Nikki.

Take your phones out
and write down any phone number

that you will need to contact,

because your phones
are gonna be taken away at this time.

Wait, no. What?

Shit. My stocks.
What if I need to sell a stock?

You will be able to make phone calls.

That's why you're writing down
important numbers you need to.

But they will be supervised.

It's less about me having to call them
and more about them having to reach me.

This is... I'm losing a job
because of this, potentially.

If there's a number
that pops up in your head

after you submitted stuff,
just let the bailiff know.

This is a different cat
we're dealing with. [chuckles]

- This guy's, like, an auteur.
- Sir, sir, I asked for your cooperation.

He's trying so hard
to look, like, so important.

And I just...
I didn't even know who he was.

I saw The Notebook.
I don't remember him.

Please put your phone
and hand over any tablets.

I have an iPad.

- [Nikki] That comes with us too.
- Uh-uh, what is that?

- Oh, I don't--
- Is that an ear?

[Todd]
Oh, it's a, um...

It's a wearable electronic device.

Right.

[Todd] The wire connects it to this
handy and fashionable keyboard.

- No, that's coming in here too.
- Yeah, I know.

Todd had a prosthetic ear
that worked as his Bluetooth

that vibrated when his phone went off.

- I don't wanna touch that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So do you have something to put that in?

No, it's just loose, but I could...

I can, like, wrap it up.

He had to give it up with his cell phone.

And so when the other deputies
opened up his bag

and they saw it,
it freaked them out.

They thought it was a real ear, I guess.

Nobody having their phone
is definitely an opportunity

for us to bond
and get to know each other

within a matter of minutes
of everyone giving up their phones,

because nobody had anything to do
and we started socializing.

So it is kind of a nice break
to be away from the phone.

And it is nice being able to talk to
somebody and they're not doing this,

just staring down at their phone
while you're trying to talk to 'em.

Marsden, we can't do that
while we're giving instructions.

- I'm trying to--
- I know you...

I didn't hear you were
giving instructions.

Did you turn this in?

The numbers out of my phone?

I'm sorry. [chuckles]

[Debra]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

I have the honor of representing
Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove in this matter.

She's beautiful and she's poised.

And as she sits here today,
she doesn't look particularly injured,

but she is.

[Ronald]
She's very well put together.

She's composed,
the way she sits up straight.

Like, she carries a confidence
to her demeanor.

But then looking at her face,
she does always have this grim,

melancholy, just, like,
downward appearance to her face

like she's just constantly frowning.

Prior to this event, she enjoyed life.

She enjoyed what she was creating.

But since then,
she's been clinically depressed,

heavily medicated,
and barely able to get out of bed.

The direct result
of the defendant's conduct.

Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to play this video.

This is what we will prove to you
during the trial.

The defendant left his home
after an altercation with his mother.

- [rock music playing]
- [car horns honking]

- [dramatic music playing]
- He showed up disruptive to work.

Clearly intoxicated.

[slap]

It was evident to everyone
that the defendant both

used drugs at work
and encouraged others to do so.

As a result of his wildly out of control
drug and alcohol abuse,

the defendant mishandled
an important order

which overwhelmed the machines,
resulting in catastrophic damage.

And then after operating the machine
in a negligent manner,

he passed out under a pile of T-shirts
soaked in his own urine.

My client was left with an irate customer,
3,000 unusable units of product,

and a downturn in business
from which it never recovered.

First appearance of the defendant,

um, I try not to judge a book
too much by its cover,

but I mean, he had the really long hair,
kind of the unkept shaven face.

You know, he's not, like,
presenting himself well.

Probably wasn't ironing his shirts.

I kind of did see him as somebody
who, you know, goes to work,

they do the bare minimum,
they collect their paycheck,

and then they go home.

Mr. Sanders.

Just need to get logged on here.

And I want to assure this court, um,

that we also have a video presentation
that is pretty phenomenal.

- And I just need a moment, um...
- [tablet beeping]

to pull that up.

And it is coming from the cloud
as we speak.

- So if you will just give me a second.
- [tablet beeping]

Uh...

[tablet beeping]

- Can't get the Wi-Fi.
- [Nikki] Onto this?

- [Shaun] In this building.
- [tablet beeping]

He is a dusty-ass attorney.
I'd be mad if that was my lawyer.

- I'd be pissed.
- I agree.

I'm joining the Wi-Fi as we speak. Um...

This is your opening.

I'm-I'm so sorry about this, Your Honor.
It's been a day. It's been a day.

[Judge Rosen]
We're going to break for the day.

You guys go back to your hotel.

And we'll get a fresh start
with Mr. Sanders.

You're gonna have
a dynamite presentation tomorrow?

Dynamite, Your Honor,
first thing in the morning.

[Judge Rosen] Great.

And I will pick that foreperson
when we reconvene tomorrow.

Thank you, folks, for your understanding.

- [gavel bangs]
- We're adjourned for the day.

- [Nikki] All rise.
- [Judge Rosen] Thank you.

- [slams table]
- Damn it!

What do we got going on?

I dropped my pen.

It's a big pen.

[Shaun]
Sorry about that.

We work very hard to try
to get all of you together,

but because this sequester
was a surprise to me,

we have to split you all up
into two hotels.

[Ronald]
I like our hotel group.

The only thing I don't like about it is,

I would like an opportunity
to mingle with everybody.

What did we get done today?
We heard opening statement from one half.

They said he peed in a pile of T-shirts.

How do you get that drunk
where you piss yourself?

- I don't...
- [Ronald chuckles]

- [James] But what are they saying?
- You're wasted, man.

[James] Are they saying
he just pissed on a bunch of T-shirts?

That seems egregious.

It does seem
a little bit egregious. [chuckles]

[James] This place doesn't look bad.
This could be fun.

- [Nikki] Sorry, I don't...
- Oh, yeah.

[Lonnie]
I can throw this in a...

[Ronald] I think you got
another one too, don't you?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- [James] What's your name?
- Officer Yates.

Officer Yates. What's up?

- Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.

I'm gonna sit in the back, actually.
I get a little car sick in the front.

Thank you.

It'll just be a minute.

- Wait, where's he going?
- [James] Gotta say bye real quick...

- I don't know.
- [James] ...to the kiddos.

Guys, this is...

I'm bummed, man.
I gotta leave you.

Uh, yeah, my lawyer set up
this whole private bailiff thing,

which is coming out of my own pocket,
not cheap,

but it allows me to stay at home.

But he's got to stay with me,
so that's kind of,

no offense,
kind of a bummer.

Um, but you guys
are gonna have the best time.

My God, I'm so jealous.

Yeah, but you could stay.
You could just come into the hotel.

I'm cold, so...

You guys don't have too much fun
without me, all right?

All right, I wanna hear
about all the good stuff.

- [Todd] Thank you.
- You guys are gonna bond.

It's gonna be great.
I'm so jealous!

You are sequestered.
No outside company, anything like that.

I can have my phone back
to do a video call?

No, it's locked up.

- So I have to use a regular phone call?
- You do not get your phone.

You won't get any phone, electronics
back until this trial has ended.

Okay. My girlfriend and I,
every night, we FaceTime.

You can talk to me tonight.

No, I understand, but what's going on
is that you're sequestered.

Right.

So follow me.

Yeah, let's take a tour of the digs.
Let's see what we got.

Okay.

- This is the common area?
- Yes.

And this is your area.

Oh, dude, if they got Mario Kart...

- No way. Oh!
- Right there, bro.

You guys are...

So 637.

Ronald, make sure that works.

[door unlocks]

There we go.

[Lonnie humming]
Sequester. Sequester. Two beds.

Wow. It's so nice. Oh, my God.

[Nikki]
Oh, I just heard myself. Thank you.

- Hey, how's it going?
- How's it going, man?

I just didn't know if you saw that
we have the, um... the door.

- Oh, is this shared?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, nice.
- So yeah.

No, I didn't even see that.

- Oh, what's up, bud?
- Yeah, hey, what's up?

Nice.

So, you're good to go.

We'll have another officer up here
to check on you,

give you some nighttime rules
and everything.

He right behind you.

- I know, right there.
- Sorry.

- Connecting.
- Todd, you can come over here too.

- Uh, which way?
- So that I won't have to say this twice.

- [Todd] Sure.
- I'm just letting y'all know,

I'm going to check
in the other two downstairs.

There'll be another officer over here
to make sure

that y'all are good for food,
things like that.

So...

Sorry, I didn't know where--

- Stop doing that shit.
- Sorry, yeah.

- I'm sorry.
- Don't. I don't like people behind me.

Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.

The two rooms that we have
are next to each other. They're adjoining.

So I slipped a note to Ronald
just to let him know

some rudimentary signs
that we might use to communicate.

One knock equals "I'm awake."
Two knocks equal "I'm going to bed."

Three knocks equal
"I have leftover food if you'd like any."

Yeah, that's exactly what he did.

And I could see his thought process too,
'cause when we first got here,

we didn't know
what we could and couldn't do.

Ronald wrote back, "Works for me.
Just let me know if you need anything."

- Does this belt need to come off?
- No, you're fine.

- State your full name, please.
- Pat McCurdy.

- What is your bailiff arrangement like?
- Oh, man.

How does that work?

Dude, it's great and not great.

Like, he's in my house.

Wait, you're not staying at the hotel?

My lawyer said I could hire
a private bailiff to escort me from court,

- home, stay with me at home.
- [scoffs] Okay.

I tried to get him to stay in my casita.

He said, insisted, that he
has to stay inside the house.

[Jeannie]
What is a casita?

It's like a guest house.

You should've seen his face when I
was putting my makeup on this morning.

You put-- you put--
you put makeup on?

It's not a weird thing
in my business to have a guy...

It looks lighter today.
You did a good job.

[Ronald]
He now has his own private bailiff,

which he has the money to pay for,

escorting him to and from his own house.

The only reason we're in
this situation is because of this guy,

and now he's not even here with us.

So I'm definitely not thrilled about that
by any means.

Every day before court,
I like to get y'all meal orders in.

This is a binder of menus
in the area around here.

You all have to collectively decide
what you're gonna eat.

I'll do it. I'll take the orders.

I wanna be foreperson.

And Nikki saw how I took charge
with the lunch ordering,

and I could tell she was impressed.

So my hope is, is that she gets
my recommendation to Judge Rosen.

Her endorsement is key.

You guys can look at it,
but I was just saying Mexican

'cause it's, like,
a nice group pleaser.

- I know, but we had that.
- [Inez] What do you guys think?

Leadership is listening
and getting the most out of your team.

[Ravi]
Is there anything apart from Mexican?

Uh, we, we're doing...

We're doing Mexican today.

But whatever you like...

- I'm going to the bathroom to rub one out.
- Yep, do it now while you got the time.

[Inez] So you could just tell me
what you like.

- [Barbara] That wouldn't work.
- [Inez] Why?

Little chilly in here today, but I'm about
to warm it up with the heat of justice.

So here we go with that.

The plaintiff is alleging property damage
and emotional distress

in the neighborhood of around $2500.

Now, $2500 is a lot of money--

Counsel, it's $1.8 million.

You just said $2500.

I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just don't want the jury to be confused.

I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I-I have a lot going on. Um...

I think I might be looking at the wrong...

I kind of feel bad for him,
just 'cause he's, he's trying his best,

but things aren't working.

And this is, like, what, the second day?

We were supposed to have filed it
on Wednesday, and I'm just--

I'm so-- I'm so sorry.

Yeah, and I'm-I'm
literally in court right now.

[Judge Rosen]
Counsel?

[Shaun]
Yes, Your Honor?

Are you talking to me, Counsel?

- [Shaun] I'm sorry?
- [Judge Rosen] Were you talking to me?

[Shaun stammers]

[Bluetooth beeps]

No. I'm so sorry, Your Honor.
That was a, um...

I got another... [sighs]

As promised,
I have an animation today

that is, uh, equally awesome, um...

to the animation you all saw yesterday.

So let me just get this set up.

I assure you...

that this will be...

worth the time.

- Copy.
- [Shaun] Tech.

- [Nikki] Your Honor.
- [Shaun] Set up.

Yeah?

Your Honor, I just got in my ear
that the restaurant that they order from

is closed on Fridays.

So...

[Judge Rosen] I think
we're gonna pause for a second.

Folks, whoever ordered lunch,
apparently the place was closed.

You know what? Wait.
It's-It's-It's ten minutes to 12:00.

Let's break for about 40 minutes.

Counsel, if we take a break,
we gonna be ready? Today?

Absolutely, Your Honor.

[Judge Rosen]
Oh, my God.

[Shaun] I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

[Judge Rosen] Okay.

[Nikki] I made sure I took out the menu
that y'all had before,

so just pay attention,
read it better.

We ordered food
and we can't eat it.

- So we're ordering again.
- Mm-hmm.

- [Jeannie] This is not the menu.
- [Inez] No.

[Ronald] Do you have the second
Mexican restaurant menu?

- [Inez] No.
- [Ronald] Where is that at?

It's gotta have the same stuff.

I don't know why this is so hard.

- [Jeannie] I don't know either.
- Yeah.

It's like we're always eating and
then occasionally interrupted by court.

Listen, we don't have to do Mexican.
We could do pizzas or we could do subs.

We had subs yesterday.

[producer] Can we pull you guys
for a quick interview?

- Me? Yeah.
- Yeah, you and Ronald.

- Right here.
- [Inez] Okay, I didn't want that anymore.

Oh, gosh. Oh, boy.

Someone get some paper towels.

There's paper towels over here.

[producer] So--

Whoa!

[all scream]

Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!
Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim!

- You good?
- Oh, yeah. Ow!

Holy shit.

Look at me. Just don't move.
Look at me.

- What was he doing?
- Just don't move.

God damn it.

Just don't move. Just look at me.
Look at me. You good?

- Ow.
- [Pat] Just breathe.

Yeah.

[Noah] Do we know if Nikki or--
guys, can somebody--

- What happened?
- I don't know.

- Yo, don't touch him.
- All right.

- What's his name?
- Tim.

[Nikki]
Tim, are you okay?

My back hurts.

Okay. All right. Breathe in, okay.

[man]
911. What's your emergency?

[Nikki]
He's very injured.

[Ross] Hey, relax.
I need you to keep breathing.

- [James] You okay, bud?
- Yeah.

Where you hurting?

- [Tim screams]
- [James] Oh, shit!

[Tim]
Ow, he stepped on my hand. [groans]

Hey, I'm gonna pick this up.

Yep.

We got a, uh, fall.
I just saw it out of the corner of my eye.

Everything I think...

I'm just glad I was there to provide
life-saving assistance to Tim.

You know, be a leader.

- [Tim groaning]
- [James] Hang in there.

- What's his name?
- Tim.

- We love you, Tim.
- Tim.

Heavenly Father, we call on you
right now in the name of Jesus.

Tim was easy to talk to.
Like, Tim was really nice to me.

He was super open, not judgmental.

He made me laugh, and we were
laughing continuously, like, ten minutes.

He was really nice and supportive,
and so I just really appreciated that.

And I hope that he's okay.

[Vanessa]
It's so sad what happened.

Todd, I don't know if you know this,
but he told me that

you kind of reminded him
of a little brother he had

that actually passed away...

- [Vanessa] Aw.
- [Pat] ...when he was 18.

So maybe that's what
resonated with you and him.

He actually took a year off
between his high school senior year

and his freshman year of college,
and he went to Nepal,

and he got to learn, uh,
how to raise goats.

What he does is he finds old bicycles...

- [Todd] I remember that.
- ...from the '70s.

He likes...
- [Vanessa] A red bike.

[Pat] ...old bikes
and he refurbishes them.

[Todd]
That's right. That's right.

[Pat] And he gives them
to poor kids in the inner city.

[Vanessa]
Yeah, the kids.

And that, to me, is just amazing
that he would do something like that.

Tim made this.

Look at that. It's so sweet.
It's like a lucky bird.

He actually made me a crane as well.

And actually, he called me crane head.

I have a good memory with him.

I really feel sad and scared.

[Ronald]
Damn, dude. Everyone got those?

- Oh, I did bring it.
- Oh, all right.

[producer]
Did he give you a crane, or...?

[chuckles] No, I'm not a part
of the crane crew, unfortunately.

[producer] Ronald, you said
you had a couple interactions.

- Anything you want to share?
- Me?

I mean, we...

It was very brief.

We literally just said a few words,
kind of in passing.

...go to the bathroom and rub one out.

Yep, do it now while you got the time.

Just a couple sentences,
yeah, just passing by.

"How you doing?"
Just things like that.

I'm just gonna do pizzas,
if that's cool.

I'm fine with that.

This is, like, so freaking ridiculous.
So now we're not even doing this.

She's getting pizzas.

- You don't have a choice now. It's pizza.
- [Todd] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Barbara] Oh, all right.
- Right? That's what we got.

[Ross] Wow.

Do we know what kind of pizza she ordered?

- [Vanessa] No.
- [Ronald] No.

[Ross]
Probably just the default.

First of all,
gentleman number seven,

he's out of the woods
from a life-threatening standpoint.

He's not out of the woods
from a pain standpoint.

He will not be able
to continue sitting on the jury.

I have to appoint
one of these two gentlemen

as a full-fledged juror now.

No, no. You're number 14, correct?

Yes, sir.

Please sit down.
Number 13.

You're gonna be
our new full-fledged juror.

Please come up.

[James] I was thinking
I was gonna jump up on the jury today.

As an alternate, you know,
you kind of feel like... [chuckles]

an afterthought, to some degree.

But Lonnie's great,
and I think he's gonna do a great job.

And you know, who knows?

Maybe there'll be another opportunity.

Another Tim or...

Not-Not-Not in that way.

But, uh, you know, you never know.

It actually worked out for the best
'cause I'm supposed to be getting

the Lone Pine script soon,

and that's gonna require
my full, undivided attention,

so I wouldn't even have
the bandwidth to deal with all of this.

Lone Pine is the name of the movie,
by the way, in case anyone's confused.

[producer] Lonnie, what about you?
How does it feel to move up to full juror?

Oh, I don't know. You know, it's chill.

You know, new chair.
It swivels and everything.

Kind of miss my, uh, my old spot.

Had a wall where I could put my stuff
and everything, so...

You made it, brother. Promised land.

- Right--
- [Vanessa] Mm-mm.

I got this video queued up from the cloud.

I've not had an opportunity
to watch this yet.

Are we showing it on the screen?

No, no, I'm gonna do it directly
from, uh, this guy.

So, as you can see here,
my client showed up for work

on the day of the incident.

And...

[dramatic music playing on video]

this is...

- Just a second.
- [music stops]

Uh, I'm gonna have to have
a talk with my nephew.

[Judge Rosen]
Wait, whoa, whoa.

[Shaun]
You know what?

[Judge Rosen]
I wanna see it.

- The video is not--
- Show it to me.

It's not working, Your Honor.
I don't understand. Um...

[dramatic music playing]

[Judge Rosen]
Is this what the jury just saw?

[Shaun]
Uh, that's... I'm gonna...

[Judge Rosen]
That's the whole thing?

Unfortunately, yes.

That is not what
the whole thing was supposed to be.

[Ronald]
Not only was the animation so poor,

but it glitched and just froze up.

So, again, we only saw, like,
five or six seconds worth of video.

But it was crazy.
It was absolutely crazy.

It's like the defendant is getting hosed.

[Ronald]
He's showing very clear frustration.

He's banging his hands on the table when
his attorney can't present a simple video.

It's a hot mess, to say the least.

Before I let you go for lunch,
uh, I had indicated to you

that a foreperson
would be appointed today.

I spoke with Nikki
and she advised me that

as frantic as the scene was
when juror number seven injured himself,

one of you was poised
and kept calm throughout.

Uh, juror number six.

My understanding
is that you showed guts,

or what I would call chutzpah,

by stepping up during this time of crisis
and getting that lunch order in.

I'm just gonna do pizzas,
if that's cool.

I'm fine with that.

I'm hoping that you are up for it.

You're the guy who's in charge.

- Mm.
- [Judge Rosen] For what that's worth.

Why don't we recess for lunch.

I want it to be known
that I didn't order lunch.

She did.

El Capitan.

- Dude, I thought he was gonna say you.
- My Captain, My Captain...

You're the one who showed poise.
I didn't do shit.

Dude, I don't like this 'cause
if it was up to vote, I was like,

if I got voted in, I could just tell him
I didn't want to do it.

I was like, if the judge gives--
- Oh, you don't want it?

No, I don't want to f****** do it.

I didn't even order the food.
Nikki ordered the food.

That wasn't even me.

Maybe this is the universe
trying to tell you something.

- [all exclaim]
- [Vanessa] Oh, thank God.

[Lonnie]
Should we toast to your new position?

No, we shouldn't. [chuckles]

Listen, man, when God blesses you,
just take the blessing, bro.

[both laugh]

You know what?
Um, I'm fine not being foreperson.

And Ronald and I
have actually just started discussing

the possibility of me being his assistant,
so... it's good. [chuckles]

I just wanted to present this
to my foreperson.

- My memory, I mean.
- Oh, dude, you don't gotta do that.

- Present to him. Present to him.
- But that's your memory.

I mean, I appreciate it,
but you don't gotta do that, Ravi.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- [applause]
- Yeah, that's really nice.

[Judge Rosen]
On the next episode of Jury Duty.

Todd is a very interesting individual.

[Nikki]
Oh, my God.

Would you like to interview me
about this same subject?

How would you characterize
your reputation?

Beyond reproach.

Coffee or methamphetamine or cocaine?

As long as you don't fall asleep.

- Don't worry.
- [Nikki] Okay.

I mean, yeah, that's my girlfriend,
but who's that?

Oh, shit!

Jump scare.

You're the foreperson.

And it's your duty
to keep the jury in line.

Are you capable of doing that?

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