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Welcome, everyone!
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We are here to
celebrate all of you!
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Because our parents said
we don't appreciate them.
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So, welcome to the
first-ever Farmy Awards!
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- Awards? Those fix everything!
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-The first award is for
the Best Couch Sitter.
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-Ooh! This could be anybody!
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-And the Farmy goes to... Thunk!
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- Woo!
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I wanna thank everyone
who made this possible!
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Couch, window,
and, of course, me. Mwah!
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-Next, the Farmy
for Coolest Human
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- goes to...
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Guy!
- Wow!
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-:
Phil was robbed!
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He's cooler than
a morning breeze!
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- First,
I'd like to thank...
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-Wrap it up, Bare Back!
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- In conclusion, thanks.
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-Next, the Farmy for
Best Ambush goes to...
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- Sandy, of course.
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- I don't
need some award.
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-Exactly. We're above this.
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-And the award for Best
Mom On The Farm goes to...
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-Hope and Ugga! It's a tie!
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- We won!
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I'm too excited to speak!
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-I love everyone!
Best night ever!
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- But it's daytime.
- And the Farmy Award
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for being the
hairiest goes to...
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my dad!
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- Oh! No!
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- Oh wow!
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I-I've always had hair, and
today, it finally paid off.
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This is for hair everywhere!
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-That's it. I'm moving.
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- Breathe in elation.
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- Breathe out frustration.
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Ugga?
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Where do you think I
should put my Farmy?
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-Grug, we're breathing.
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-Oh, right. Sorry.
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Should I put it by the bed
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or next to the window? Oh.
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- Right. Breathing.
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- Maybe in the dining room.
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That way, everyone can think
about my hair while they eat.
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-Look, Grug, awards are nice.
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-Especially ours
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because we earned and
truly deserve them.
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-But you can't let
them go to your head.
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- It's really not a big deal.
- You're right.
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It's the biggest deal ever!
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I'm the best at being hairy!
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-Well, you're lucky these awards
didn't happen when we were younger.
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If they had, Phil
would have won.
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No. Way.
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-Hard to believe, huh?
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I could
grow a beard like that.
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-No. You can grow
a beard like that.
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-Yeah, but I could
grow a big beard.
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-Please don't. I like
seeing your handsome face.
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-Oh, yeah? Well,
I'm gonna cover it.
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- With a big beard!
Dad,
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you're gonna grow
a big beard? How?
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-Uh, with my face. Why don't
any of you know how beards work?
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-I know how beards work!
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And I know not everyone
can grow a beard.
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Whoa. We're saying beards
so much, it sounds weird.
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Beard. Beard.
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- Beard, beard, beard, beard... Ow!
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Thanks, Gran. I was
caught in a beard loop.
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-Happens. And
Other Girl's right.
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Not everyone can grow a beard.
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Like Baby Face and
Tender Cheeks there.
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-Aw, thanks. Wait.
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Who's Baby Face and
who's Tender Cheeks?
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-Ooh! Can I be Baby Face?
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No! Wait. Tender Cheeks.
Ah! I don't know who to be!
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-Enough! I'm growing a
beard, and that's that!
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-Thanks for inspiring
this beard-venture, Hope.
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- Appreciate it.
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Come on, face.
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You can do this. Grow.
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Aw.
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Maybe you need a little help.
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-You came to the right
place for hair help, Dad.
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Beards are hair, and
we have a lot of hair.
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But you know who has even more?
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- Chunky?
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-Yup. And his secret
might be what he eats.
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-Bones and fear?
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-What? No. Meat
parts and veggies.
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-If it'll boost
my beard, I'm in!
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- Uh...
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-You can really
taste the meat parts!
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-Uh...
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-I ate so many meat parts.
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-I feel like I ate a whole meat.
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-You were wise to come to
me for a beard boost, Grug.
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Even though I've never
actually grown a beard.
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Because why would you wanna
hide a face like this?
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Anywho...
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The trick to growing
hair is pretty simple.
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-Blood flow makes the
whiskers grow!
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I learned that when I
had to hang upside down
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to avoid some alligoaters,
who were no slouches
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in the face whisker
department themselves.
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- Sounds dumb.
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Yeah, already
getting a headache.
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How long do I have to do this?
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-Not long. Couple of
days. A week, tops.
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Wait, are you talking
about avoiding alligoaters
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or growing hair? Grug?
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- Grug!
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Are you
okay?! Talk to me!
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-: Oh. I'm fine.
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- And, yes, I'd love to dance.
- Huh? Whoa!
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I'm worried about you, but
I also love dancing, so...
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mixed emotions.
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A-are you
sure about this?
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-Of course, I'm sure!
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Growing a beard is like
any other kind of growing.
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Now pipe down!
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I gotta add a bunch more
stuff to feed your roots.
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- I-I can
feel it working!
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Or smell it
working, at least.
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Thanks for doing this, Gran.
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I know we've had
our differences,
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so your help means a lot to me.
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Gran? Gran?
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-Oh, hey, Dad! What's up? Or
down, since you're down there.
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-Gran's helping me grow a beard.
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-Really?! That's great
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'cause it looks like
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Gran buried you in garbage.
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-Ah!
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I don't get it. I
hung upside down.
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I ate cat food. I got
buried in garbage.
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And still no beard!
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I'm out of options!
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-Good. Then we can
finally put this to rest.
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-Or...
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-No, Grug. We're not doing ors.
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-Right. Unless...
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- Unless nothing.
- Right.
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But what if I do the last
thing I'd ever wanna do?
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-That sounds bad. How
about pie instead?
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-Sure. Right after
I ask Phil for help.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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-Phil! How did you...
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-I have the faint
footsteps of a fawn.
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And I also have a solution
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for your stubble
trouble. To the lab cave!
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This formula will facilitate
your follicular fortitude!
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- Huh?
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-It will make your
beard grow, Grug.
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I call it Betterman Beard Broth!
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Now, this treatment
is verypotent.
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All you need is one
spoonful. No more, no less!
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-But, I-I'm kinda big.
Maybe I should drink more.
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-No! I've done the math.
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One spoonful and onlyone.
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Do you understand?
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-Yes!
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- Are you sure?
- Yes!
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- Positive?
- Yes!
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-Because it's veryimportant
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you consume only onespoonful!
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I can't be any more
clear about that!
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- Got it!
- Very well.
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- And you're sure you understand?
- Yes!
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-One spoonful.
Say it back to me.
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-One spoonful. Loud and clear.
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-You're not going to drink
more when I leave, are you?
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- No!
- Hm.
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Did you drink it all?!
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-Relax, Phil. I got it.
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One spoonful. That's it.
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No more, no less.
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-Okay, you seem to
actually understand.
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So, I suppose that
means goodnight.
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And remember, one
spoonful. More is wrong.
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Less is wrong. One and one only.
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-I'll remember!
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- Wait, how much of
this am I supposed to drink?
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Well, just to be safe, I
better drink all of it.
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- What a beautiful morning.
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How's it hanging? Get it?
'Cause you're hanging.
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- Trouble sleeping?
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-A little. Probably
because it was so hot.
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It felt like I was sleeping
next to a tigerangutan.
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-Berry cakes and fresh
bee-mu honey. Extra sticky!
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Mm.
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Predator!
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- Mm?
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-Not just any predator.
That's Bigfoot.
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- A man-beast with more hair
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than man or beast.
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As deadly as he is ugly.
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-Okay, Bigfoot. You
got two choices.
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You can leave on your
own or on a fork!
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-Yeah. Prepare to get served!
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-Banana!
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-So what's it gonna be?
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-Whoa. Guys, it's me!
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Boy, was that honey sticky.
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-Grug? That's you
behind that beard?
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Beard. Beard. Now,
it sounds normal.
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Beard. Beard. Wait.
No, it's weird again.
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- That'swhat's weird to you?!
Dad, your beard is so...
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everywhere. What happened?
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-He got bit by Bigfoot and
turned into another Bigfoot!
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Aim for the hair!
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-Wrong. The Betterman
Beard Broth did this
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because Grug clearly exceeded
the recommended dosage.
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I explicitly said one spoonful.
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I knew he wouldn't listen!
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-I grew a beard,
and it's awesome!
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-Grug, it covers
your whole body.
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Are you even wearing a pelt?
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-Of course! Can't you tell?
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-No! Now, please go
shave that thing off
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before somebody gets hurt.
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-Shave my awesome
beard off?! No way!
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-It's hair. Who cares?
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-I care. And so do you.
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You said I couldn't
do it, and I did it.
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So now, you're jealous!
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-I'm jealous? Of your
beard? Yeah, that's it.
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-I'll admit it's a little
fuller than I expected,
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but there is zero chance
of me shaving this beard
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because this is who I am.
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Now, if you're done judging us,
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my beard and I have
memories to make.
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-Did you just trip
on your beard?
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-No. There was an earthquake.
You felt it, right?
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Very quakey.
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Dad, are you
sure about this?
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Roller logging is
pretty dangerous.
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-Only if you fall because
you've never done it before.
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- You've done this before, right?
- Nope,
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but it doesn't matter. I wanna
let it all hang out today!
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Like my beard. And
I'm not worried.
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My beard will break
my fall. So, let's go!
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- Whoa!
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- Whoa! Ho!
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-Ha, ha! Didn't feel a thing!
'Cause beard!
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- We got beard blocked.
- Yeah. The beard's gotta go.
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- At last. Phil's shower hour!
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-All yours, Phil.
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00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:19,429
Sweet Zenithees! It's
a hair-tastrophe in here!
253
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,726
- The beard must go.
254
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,979
-Huh. Mm.
255
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,065
- Mm...
Grug!
256
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,609
-Sorry, Hope. It smells amazing.
257
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,194
And it tastes even better.
258
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,488
-In that case, you're forgiven.
259
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,491
-Hey, Hope. Whatcha making?
260
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:41,785
-A... ech!
261
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,037
-Oh. Hair soup.
262
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,791
I'm just gonna go...
never eat again.
263
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,209
- Eh...
264
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,295
That beard has to go!
265
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,091
-Grug, we need to talk.
266
00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:00,345
Fine. I'll
talk, and you listen.
267
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,597
Look, I know you're
excited about your beard,
268
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,890
but there's just so much of it.
269
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,892
And all that hair
is causing problems.
270
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,394
I mean, poor Gran and Sandy
271
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,146
are out there fending
off a hair-vasion.
272
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:13,358
- - Fight to
the last strand, Sandy!
273
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,652
-I guess what I'm
trying to say is... Ah!
274
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,569
-Hey, Ugga.
275
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,156
- Ah!
276
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,158
Grug! You have to get
rid of your beard!
277
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,660
- Why should I?
- Because,
278
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,995
I was just talking
to a mound of hair!
279
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,831
-And it was a much
better listener than you!
280
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,834
-For the last time, I'm
not shaving my beard!
281
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,586
This is me now!
So, get on beard!
282
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,673
See what I did there? I
said beard instead of board.
283
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,633
- Up top!
- Wrong answer.
284
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,301
Let's try this again.
285
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,098
How?!
286
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,685
Thank you for coming.
287
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,853
In case you were wondering
288
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,522
why we're
meeting in secret.
289
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,525
It's about Grug's beard. Ah!
290
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,069
I can't get this hair
out of my mouth! Yuck!
291
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,280
-There's hair everywhere!
292
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,907
-It's worse than the
Great Moomoth Shedding
293
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,409
many moons ago!
294
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:08,038
So much hair, it
blocked out the sun.
295
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,998
-You know what has
hair in it? Everything!
296
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,168
I am not eating hair!
I won't! I can't!
297
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,878
-I dreamt I was buried in hair.
298
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,172
And then, my dream came
true. In a bad way.
299
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,134
-Sorry I'm late. Bad hair day.
Got caught in the hair-icane.
300
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,262
-Grug's luxurious locks may
be my crowning achievement,
301
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,847
but I'd like to take a shower
302
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,558
without feeling like I need
to take another shower!
303
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,143
-So how do we stop Grug's beard,
304
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,395
and, more importantly,
stop saying the word beard?
305
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,981
-I have a plan, but
it might get ugly.
306
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,566
-Like Dad's beard.
307
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,526
Yes! Beard burn!
308
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,948
- Ooh, pie!
309
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,368
Wait a minute.
310
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,913
What's a pie doing
out here all alone?
311
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,416
Seems suspicious... Eh.
312
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,128
Mm...
313
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,674
What's a cage doing
out here all alone?
314
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,801
Seems suspicious...
315
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,302
Wait. I'm in the cage!
316
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,472
-End of the hairline, Grug!
The beard's comin' off!
317
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,433
-In that cup is another
scientific masterstroke.
318
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,187
Betterman Bald Broth!
Take one spoonful,
319
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:18,024
and we all return to our
regular, less hairy way of life.
320
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,195
-I'm not drinking that,
Phil. I like things hairy,
321
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,030
and your directions
are too confusing!
322
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,575
Plus, you think a cage
can hold my beard?
323
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,077
Think again!
324
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,373
If you can't accept
me with a beard,
325
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,042
then you don't deserve
me without a beard!
326
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,585
I'm leaving!
327
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,171
-Tripped on your
beard again, huh?
328
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:40,922
-No!
329
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,468
- Should we stop him?
- There's no stopping this, Eep.
330
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,763
We just have to let the
hair fall where it may.
331
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,351
-And I'm moving!
332
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,858
-Well, Beard,
333
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,818
it's just you and me now!
334
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,611
And nothing can stop us.
335
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,742
Except hairy feet!
But that's it!
336
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,580
Beard! You're on fire!
337
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,167
Stop, drop, and
roll!
338
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,793
- So we'll skip the fire.
339
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,961
But that's okay, Beard,
340
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,921
'cause we've got each
other for warmth.
341
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,965
And that, my friend,
is all we need.
342
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,052
Who's there? Hello?
343
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,262
- Ah!
344
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,895
- Ah! Are you... Bigfoot?
345
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,230
Gran was right!
We look the same!
346
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,107
You know, o-our feet
aren't that big,
347
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,484
but our beards are!
348
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,445
Instead of Bigfoot, it
should be Beardfoot.
349
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,281
- Easy, big fella.
350
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,784
Or, uh, same-sized fella.
351
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,952
My name is Grug. What's yours?
352
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,333
Growl? I like it!
353
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,252
Well, Growl, I guess it's
just the four of us now.
354
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,130
You, me, and our beards!
355
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,384
- High-five?
356
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:13,682
Go deep!
357
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,814
- Yeah!
358
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,111
Beard brothers!
359
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:36,329
So then I said, "If you
can't accept me with a beard,
360
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,331
you don't deserve
me without a beard."
361
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,625
- It sure was a good line!
362
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,712
You know, people without
beards just don't get us.
363
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,464
Sure, the beard is hot,
and it smells like swamp,
364
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,675
and it's really
itchy, but it's mine.
365
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,885
They should get on
beard with that. Ha!
366
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,514
That's funny because I said
beard again instead of board!
367
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,058
But they didn't get on beard,
368
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,143
so I left.
369
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,310
But now I'm thinking
370
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,479
if they won't let the
beard grow on them,
371
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,982
I shouldn't leave.
Theyshould leave.
372
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,777
So tomorrow morning, I'm going
back there to tell them that.
373
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,781
You know what? You're right.
You should come with me,
374
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,285
so they can accept you,
too. Beardfoot bros forever!
375
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,661
- Whoa.
376
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,829
High ten?!
377
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,206
I didn't even know
it went up that high!
378
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,542
- Ugga!
379
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,936
- Oh! Sorry, Hope!
380
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,796
-It's okay, Ugga. We
all know you're on edge
381
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,007
because Grug chose
his beard over you.
382
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,402
But let's get back to the game!
383
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,719
Everybody grab something stable
384
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,387
'cause you're
about to experience
385
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,097
some Guy-smic activity!
386
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,974
-Serve it, Easy Target!
387
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,813
-All you, Dad! Huh?
388
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,939
-We win again.
389
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,733
-Maybe I should stop
passing it to Dad.
390
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,235
- You know, since he's not here.
- That's his choice.
391
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,546
No one told your dad
to leave the farm.
392
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,280
He's just being stubborn.
393
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,573
-Eh, I'm on the fence.
394
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,326
On the one hand, there
was hair everywhere.
395
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,661
On the other hand, hair hat.
396
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,206
Oh no! My hair hat
gave me hat hair!
397
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,874
Look away! I'm hideous!
398
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,587
-Grug's stubborn, but I'm
sure he'll be back soon,
399
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,465
ready to lose the beard.
He's not unreasonable.
400
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,510
-Wrong! I'm totally unreasonable!
401
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,262
But that's just the cost
of doing beard business.
402
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,391
Because me and my beard
are a package deal.
403
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,726
And if it bothers you so much,
404
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,604
maybe you should leave the farm.
405
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,022
Huh?
406
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,068
- What now?
- Just to be clear,
407
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,153
I can't eat hair.
No matter what.
408
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,197
-I'll go talk to him.
409
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,949
- Dad?
410
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,952
- Grug? But you
just went that way.
411
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:39,953
Eh. It doesn't matter.
412
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,162
What matters is you're here,
413
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,831
which means you're
ready to talk,
414
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,666
- and...
415
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,084
And now, you're leaving again.
416
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,544
- And now you're back?
417
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,463
Grug! I can't ride this
hair roller coaster anymore.
418
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,299
- Are you ready to talk?
- Yeah. That's why I came back.
419
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,509
I just had a great idea.
420
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,969
-About how to get
rid of your beard?
421
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,389
-No. About how all of
you should grow beards!
422
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,807
- Like Growl!
423
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,769
-Is that... Bigfoot?
You know Bigfoot?
424
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,397
-Yeah, but his
real name is Growl.
425
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,149
And he's my beard-buddy.
426
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,942
- Hair-five!
427
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,402
-You bearded buffoon!
428
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,029
Bigfoot is a ferocious predator.
429
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,948
And likely fiercely
protective of his own kind.
430
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,617
Even the slightest
perceived aggression
431
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,996
could send this beast
into a violent rage.
432
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,289
-Slightest what?
433
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,957
-Aggression.
434
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,018
-No idea what you're saying.
435
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,753
- Aggression!
436
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,673
Run!
437
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,027
Don't worry!
438
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,862
I'll just activate the
cave security system!
439
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,198
- Now, which lever does that?
440
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,201
I should
really label these.
441
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,416
Oh. Problem solved.
Thanks to me!
442
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,211
-Yep. Way to go,
Phil. You saved us.
443
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,420
- Huh?
444
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,048
For a little while.
445
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,776
- Grug, this is all your fault!
446
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,552
- My fault? How?
- I'm with you, Dad.
447
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,513
Just because you refused
to shave your beard
448
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,598
and went into the woods
and befriended Bigfoot
449
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,034
and invited him to
come home with you
450
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,560
and now we're hiding in a
cave so he doesn't kill us,
451
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,063
doesn't mean it's your fault.
452
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,273
Oh... Yeah, it's your fault.
453
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,276
- - Maybe
instead of pointing fingers,
454
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,986
we should come up
with a solution.
455
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,029
-We have a solution.
456
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,072
-Great. What is it?
457
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,615
Lose the beard!
458
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,242
-And how is that going to help?
459
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,868
-Because, you talking throw rug,
460
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,788
once Bigfoot realizes
you'renot one of his kind,
461
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:50,250
he'll leave you and, more
importantly, us, alone!
462
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,043
- In theory.
463
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,088
-I guess I can't have
my hair and eat it, too.
464
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,132
- I know I can't!
465
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,134
-Now, take just one spoonful...
466
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,927
- Or drink it all.
467
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,066
-Growl, I have
something to tell you.
468
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,861
The thing is, I'm not
what you think I am.
469
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,780
I'm not a you. I'm a me.
470
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,742
And I don't need
a beard to be me.
471
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,502
Easy, Growl. It's still me.
472
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,464
And even though I don't
have my beautiful beard
473
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,884
or my eyebrows, we
can still be pals.
474
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,014
Hey! Where are
you going?
475
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:49,642
-Yes! We get to
stop saying beard!
476
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,728
-And eat hair-free food!
477
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,564
-Yep! Our bad hair
day is finally over!
478
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,150
-Is it? He looks
like a giant thumb!
479
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,277
-And there's hair everywhere!
480
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,321
-Except on Grug!
481
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,655
-Are you okay?
482
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,283
-I'm cold. But, like you said,
483
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,327
it's hair. Who cares?
484
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,956
Hm. I do! I gotta go!
485
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,045
-It's possible drinking too much
486
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,673
of both Betterman Broths
broke Grug's brain.
487
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,008
Broke it more, I mean.
488
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,512
Hey, wait up!
489
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,472
I'm comin' for you, Growl!
490
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,643
We don't need hair!
We have each other!
491
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,020
- So come back hair! Ha!
492
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,898
I said hair instead
of here! You get it!
493
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,526
Because Beardfoot bros forever!
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