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-Hey, is it just me
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or does the tree
house look... shorter?
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Actually, it does.
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- I wonder why.
- Don't look at me.
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Or maybe do.
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My magic is a
mystery, even to me.
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- Hm...
- You wanna know why?!
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I'll tell you why. With a story!
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-No!
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Wait, actually, I do
wanna hear this story.
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-Good! Now, let me
tell you what happened
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right after Fun
Flam Farm Floop...
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Ah, whatever!
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♪ Let's live wild,
the world's our own ♪
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♪ We built this wheel
now it's gunna roll ♪
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♪ You know a spark becomes
a fire wherever we go ♪
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♪ Whoa-ho-ho ♪
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♪ Stuck together,
stuck, stuck together ♪
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♪ It's an evolution for
worse or for better ♪
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♪ To find some unity ♪
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♪ For all humanity ♪
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♪ Because we're stuck together ♪
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♪ In one big family tree ♪
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-After you kids
left to find Chunky,
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your parents had the
farm all to themselves.
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-Isn't this nice?
With the kids gone,
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I finally have some free
time, which equals me time.
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-Yeah. Now, I can run
the obstacle course
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without Sandy destroying all
the targets before I can.
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-And I can go to
the warm springs!
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Because I want to,
and I deserve it.
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We can do whatever we want.
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-Ah! Except eat
breakfast, I guess.
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- What's the problem?
- Phil...
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-I agree. Phil's
the problem. Ah!
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-We're waiting because
it's not polite to eat
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until everyone is seated.
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This is my only opportunity
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to have a civilized adult meal.
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So you're just going
to have to wait.
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The wait is over!
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-Finally!
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-That's right. My latest
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and greatest
invention is complete!
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- Whoa!
- Now, follow me!
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-Ah! I'll save you, breakfast!
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And that was
the end of Grug.
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I wish!
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It was actually the beginning
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of another Phil fail.
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Or "Philure."
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-You invented a chair?
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-It's not just a chair.
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It's the Betterman
Muscle Massager!
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- Did you say "massage"?
- Indeed!
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Now, relax, my dear,
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and wave goodbye...
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to your back bothers.
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Well, Hope? What do you think?
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Sorry, I can't hear you
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over all this relaxing.
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Ah.
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Wow, Phil.
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You really are a genius.
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-No, I'm the genius! Ugga?
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- Care to partake?
- Heh. Why not?
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Mm... Oh!
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Phil, I take back everything bad
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I've ever said about you.
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This ah-mazing.
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-Of course, it is.
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For I am the greatest inventor
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who has ever lived!
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Before Phil,
or BP as I'm calling it,
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there was only darkness.
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A vast intellectual void
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populated by drooling
cave-dwelling simpletons!
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And... you ruined it.
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-Let's see if it can
uncoil these springs.
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I'm wound pretty tight.
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-What do you think?
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What do I think of what?
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- Is it on?
- Yes, it's on.
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But you probably can't feel
the medicinal vibrations
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through your thick rhimotherous-like
hide. I'll turn it up.
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Still not feeling it.
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And can this thing lean back?
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-It's a chair, not a bed!
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Besides, a chair that
reclines is impossible.
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Do you feel that?
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Feel
what? Maybe it's broken.
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-Grug, no! You're
going to break it!
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Sorry, Phil!
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I guess you're bad at chairs!
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Hm? -
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Pfft. Total bust.
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Is everyone okay?
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More importantly,
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is the Betterman
Muscle Massager okay?
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"Okay"
might be a stretch.
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-My boy! My beautiful boy!
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-Phil, is this another
one of your hidden caves?
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-This isn't my cave.
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-It's somebody's cave!
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Or it was.
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-Based on the
acidity of the ash,
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I estimate this fire burned
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over a thousand moons ago.
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-Mm! I'll take some
of that ash action.
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-And to think, this
rudimentary refuge rests
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just below the tree house.
My temple of progress.
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-Hey, Ugga! Doesn't this
remind you of the fire pit
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- we had in our cave?
- Yeah!
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Only this one's way nicer.
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-Ugh, can you imagine how
difficult and miserable
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life must have been
for these poor,
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primitive cave people?
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-First, ease up on
the cave-bashing.
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And second, they must not
have been that primitive.
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They had a chair
just like Phil's.
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Huh...
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Hm...
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Hm again.
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Third and final hm.
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This chair is nothing like mine.
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It may appear similar,
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but the notion these
below-ground barbarians
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engineered a massage chair
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eons before I did
is preposterous!
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Nay, laughable.
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Ha, ha, ha! See?
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You're right, Phil!
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This chair is nothing like yours
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'cause it works!
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Oh! It reclines!
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Ugga! You gotta try this!
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It's sitting, but better!
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Oh! It's
like my back's being pummeled
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by a thousand tiny
punch monkeys,
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but in a good way.
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-Ah! Guess you're not
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the greatest inventor
who ever lived, Phil,
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'cause this was
made by cave people!
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-I'll never let you
go, massage chair.
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-Massage chair that reclines!
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Phil said only beds do
that, but he was wrong!
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So, they built a chair
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that massages and
reclines. Big whoop.
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-Well, that's enough subterranean
slumming for one day.
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If anyone needs me,
I'll be above ground,
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like a civilized human being.
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As soon as someone
gives me a boost.
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-What are you doing?
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-What does it look
like I'm doing?!
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-Swinging angrily.
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Phil, it's just a chair.
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Oh, yes. The chair.
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Truth is, I'd
forgotten all about it.
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- Really?
- No!
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Why do you think I'm
swinging angrily?
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-So, some old cave
person had one good idea.
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You've had so many good ideas.
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-Like what? And spare no detail.
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- I'll do you one better.
- Hm?
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-I kinda wrote
you a little song.
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♪ Because of you
and your machine ♪
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♪ Our fresh eggs are collected ♪
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♪ And Betterman Security ♪
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♪ Helps keep our
farm protected ♪
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♪ Thanks to the pipes
and taps you built ♪
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♪ At home, the water gushes ♪
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♪ Your outhouse
offers us relief ♪
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♪ With just a few good flushes ♪
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♪ So Phil, my dear,
now can't you see ♪
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♪ Your worth as a creator? ♪
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♪ I even saved the
best for last ♪
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♪ Your tree house... ♪
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♪ Elevator! ♪
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-Yes! Your song is almost as
brilliant as I am, my dear!
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Hm?
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-Hey, Phil!
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Look who built an
elevator before you did?
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Cave people, that's who!
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So, they
invented an elevator, too.
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It happens. But they definitely
don't have indoor water.
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- And they have indoor water!
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-Cold and hot.
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Ah! Hot!
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-I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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- You okay, Phil?
- Why wouldn't I be?!
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Just because my greatest
achievements were already achieved
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by some ancient cave cretins?
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Which means I'm not
the greatest inventor
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who ever lived?
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-You're forgetting
two important things.
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One, you're Phil Betterman.
And two, you're still alive.
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-Which means Phil Betterman
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can still be the greatest
inventor who ever lived!
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Thank you, Hope,
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for being the fire to my forest!
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Yeah, not
sure that's a good thing.
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Since I was a boy,
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I dreamt one day, my ingenuity
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would be put to
the test, Philliam.
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And that day has
finally arrived,
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which means it's time to consult
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the Betterman Book
of Brilliance,
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a collection of
the greatest ideas
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this mind has ever conceived,
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hidden away from prying eyes.
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Our journey will
be long. And hard.
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But the juice will
most certainly be
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worth the squeeze!
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So, Phil went to
find his doodle book.
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Ow!
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And he brought that stick
he talks to 'cause he's Phil.
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-Ow!
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-Well, Philliam, we made it.
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And now, a date with destiny.
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Behold.
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The Betterman Book of...
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It's gone!
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Some knowledge bandit
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has absconded with my... Hm...
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That's right. I left
it on my desk.
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Ah, yes, Philliam. The hammock!
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One of my earliest triumphs.
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Snoozing was never the same.
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The sandal! A
revolution in footwear!
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Only to be bested by
my next brainchild.
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The other sandal!
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No longer would
feet have to share!
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But these are relics.
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Souvenirs of a time gone by.
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And I need something
new. Something exciting!
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Something like this!
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- You've done it again, Phil.
- Correct.
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And when I reveal it to those
cave crawlers Grug and Ugga,
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they'll be forced to
recognize me as the GOAT!
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-You wanna be called "Goat"?
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I mean, you probably
just have to ask.
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-No, the G-O-A-T:
Greatest Of All Time.
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Because I am.
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-Okay... But can't we
take the cave elevator,
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or do you have to climb
down because you're a goat?
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-I'm not a goat! Forget goats.
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And I won't endanger my
life in that death trap.
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Now, hold my stroke of genius
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while I precariously
lower myself
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into this very deep hole.
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-Ah, hot!
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Aw, hey, Phil.
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Back to admit you
got cave crushed?
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-We're not here to
grovel! Or relax.
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We're here to astonish.
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Behold the Betterman
Bright Beam!
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I've used crystal to focus
and intensify light itself.
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Darkness is no match
for this marvel.
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It's the single
greatest invention
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00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,415
this world has ever seen!
261
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,126
-Not bad, but we already have
something just like that.
262
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,004
- Except better.
- You lie!
263
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:15,091
-Ta-da! Let there be light beam.
264
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,053
And check this out!
When I want dark, boop!
265
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,430
I can turn it off! See?
266
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,931
On. Off.
267
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,434
On. Off. On. Off. On. O...
268
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,270
Ooh! Check this out. Ugga?
269
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,773
Hello, Phil! Remember
when you found out
270
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,691
cave people are
smarter than you?
271
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,070
Yes, Grug, because
that was today, you chickenseal!
272
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,405
Hey! I'm
not a chickenseal! I'm a man!
273
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,035
-Okay... Well,
274
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,704
this was fun. Right, Phil?
275
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,082
-This... isn't... over!
276
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,752
I... shall... prevail!
277
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,464
-So, Phil went crawling
back to his lab cave.
278
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,424
-Nice. Enjoying the story, Gran,
279
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,635
'cause it didn't just happen
to us like the last one.
280
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,136
-Not that I expect an answer,
281
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,281
but what does any of this have
to do with the tree house?
282
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,892
-Keep your shirt on,
no-shirt! I'm gettin' there!
283
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,435
Phil pulled out his book
284
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,479
of doodads and
doodlybops or whatever
285
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:14,275
to find inspiration for his
next greatest thingamajig.
286
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,903
-Worried about becoming
a bearacuda's lunch?
287
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,323
-Now, you can escape ravenous
predators at top speed!
288
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,743
Behold, the Betterman
Wheeled Wonder!
289
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,621
-That's great.
If you're alone.
290
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,583
-But us cave people know it's
safer to travel in pairs.
291
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,838
-That's a great idea!
292
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,007
Why didn't you
think of that, Phil?
293
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,470
- Ugga, you know we
love Gran, right?
294
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,848
-No. Curious to see where
this is going, though.
295
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,850
-But her tooth hygiene is,
296
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,394
let's face it, sub-par.
297
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,565
-Fair point. And I'm still
on board for this journey.
298
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,027
-Well, now you can keep your
pearly chompers past childhood.
299
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,780
Thanks to... the
Betterman Tooth Tickler!
300
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,909
Just brush twice
a day to stop tooth decay!
301
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,372
-Well, down in the
cave, we say why brush
302
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,957
when you can buzz?
303
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,297
-Ah! My eyes!
304
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,968
-You've really outdone
yourself, Phil!
305
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,221
This is your greatest
creation yet!
306
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:29,059
This will secure my legacy
as a trailblazer of technology!
307
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,226
Uh-huh!
308
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,478
Can you please tell me again
309
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,188
why we didn't just
use the elevator?
310
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,733
-As previously stated, I don't
trust that primitive gewgaw
311
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,693
to deliver this
beacon of progress.
312
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,153
-I hate to break
it to you, Phil,
313
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,655
and I'm pretty sure boxes
have already been invented.
314
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,742
-This is no mere box!
315
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,913
Behold! The Betterman
Cooling Cabinet!
316
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,082
A container that keeps
its contents cool,
317
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,792
thus eliminating food spoilage.
318
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,878
And if this doesn't convince
you I'm the greatest inventor,
319
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,004
nothing will!
320
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,089
-Can you just say he is,
321
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,399
so we can all move
on with our lives
322
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,008
and I can go to
the warm springs?
323
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,178
-I wish I could, Hope.
Actually, I don't, 'cause Phil.
324
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,722
And I can't 'cause we've
got one of those, too.
325
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,265
-What? Impossible!
326
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,518
-Where do you think
I got this ice from?
327
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,311
-It makes ice? Here?
328
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,896
On its own?
329
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,398
-Sure. Yours doesn't?
330
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,234
-Face it, Phil. All the
stuff you think you invented
331
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,320
was already invented
a long time ago.
332
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,864
By cave people. My people!
333
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,326
Which means I pretty much
invented everything down here.
334
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,246
Which means I'm a better
inventioner than you!
335
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,832
Which means I'm the
greatest inventioner ever!
336
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,543
-Uh, Grug. I don't think
that's a word. Or how it works.
337
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,170
-Sure, it is because I
just inventionered it.
338
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,964
-No. This can't be!
339
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,966
It's like the world
is upside down.
340
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,135
Empty is full!
Failure is success!
341
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,762
Throw-go-nut is no-go-nut! Why?
342
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,265
- Why?!
- Maybe you should lie down.
343
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,975
-Or try out the cave bubble tub.
344
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,476
It's like warm
springs only better.
345
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,311
-Warm springs?
Only better? Where?
346
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,273
- Right over... there.
- There, there, Phil.
347
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,650
You just feel bad
because you're a failure.
348
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,403
But I know exactly what
you need to feel better.
349
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,114
Massage chair!
350
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,616
No...
351
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,286
My back never felt better!
352
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,788
- Mm...
- You're welcome!
353
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,586
Betterment Book of Brilliance?
354
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,423
Ugh, more like Betterman
Book of... uh...
355
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,468
Ah, I can't even insult
my own work properly!
356
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,386
Well, I guess the
only thing left to do
357
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,432
is burn this carcass of
unremarkable contrivances.
358
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,148
Philliam. Do you
know what this is?
359
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,275
What? No.
360
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,903
My chili recipe's in the
Betterman Book of Beef.
361
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,529
That's where I keep
my meat recipes
362
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,448
and a list of grievances. No.
363
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,159
This is far more important.
364
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,454
This is my salvation!
365
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,298
Hm... Ah...
366
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,260
-I'm just glad to see you
finally embracing caves.
367
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,470
-If you can't beat 'em,
368
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,847
take advantage of
their sweet hot tub.
369
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,100
-Hot tub! That's a good name.
370
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,810
I could see that sticking.
371
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,311
Feel bad for Phil, though.
372
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,689
Must be hard to be upstaged
by an ancient civilization.
373
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,899
Especially 'cause it's
in his own backyard.
374
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,361
- Or under it. Ouch.
- I'm not worried about Phil
375
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,196
'cause I never worry about Phil!
376
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,323
- I'm sure he'll be fine.
- Of course!
377
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,867
I mean, Phil has gone
to dark places before,
378
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,661
but he's always crawled out.
379
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,376
-It's like they say, Philliam.
380
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,878
If you can't beat them, dig
a tunnel around their cave,
381
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,506
plant a series of explosive
devices, and destroy it.
382
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,928
Uh...
383
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,016
What?
384
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,644
Preexisting network
of tunnels? Gah!
385
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,355
Why can't I be first
at doing anything?!
386
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,025
Whoa. Check this out!
387
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,359
It's like Glowshine Lake,
388
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,112
but in a cave, so
it's way better!
389
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,449
You know, I could really
see myself living in this cave.
390
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,451
-I could see myself
dying in here
391
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,411
'cause I never wanna leave.
392
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,705
-I could never say
this in front of Phil,
393
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:23,251
but this cave really does have
everything you could ever need.
394
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,004
-And soon, it will
have a pile of rocks
395
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,423
where everything used to be.
396
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,301
That's it, Philliam.
We've rigged
397
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,094
all the tunnels for destruction!
398
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,890
Now, the hard part. Extricating
those tunnel traitors.
399
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,062
Actually, turning around in this
tunnel seems to be the hard part.
400
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,818
Oh!
At last.
401
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,238
Hm. I don't recall a
giant fan being there.
402
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,532
Must have gotten
my vines crossed.
403
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,510
Yep, the cave is pretty great.
404
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,870
But the truth is, I
love the tree house.
405
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,749
And this is still a
cave. A hot, musty cave.
406
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,751
I think I'm gonna go
get some fresh air.
407
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,379
Is this fresh enough for you?
408
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,799
-That's not good.
409
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,278
And
that's even worse.
410
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,346
-I'm not feeling any air, Grug!
411
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,598
-Huh, I don't get it.
It was working earlier.
412
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,267
Maybe I just need to pull
this lever a bunch of times.
413
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,355
-Hold on, Philliam!
414
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,233
The winds of change are upon us!
415
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,199
-Grug! It's obviously broken.
416
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,576
-Ah, but maybe I'll fix it
417
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,287
by pulling the lever
way too many times.
418
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,625
-Well, I've had enough
cave for one day.
419
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,335
I'm gonna go check on Phil.
420
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,795
Phil?
421
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,175
Phil!
422
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,387
-Ah. Fresh, cool air.
Told you I'd fix it.
423
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,889
-Why were you in the
wall? And what is that?
424
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,558
-Phil, I know you're
trying to prove
425
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,518
you're the greatest
inventor of all time,
426
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,271
but the stick of sounds
has already been invented.
427
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,732
Ha, ha, ha! Best thing ever!
428
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,444
-This isn't a stick of
sounds! It's a detonator!
429
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,737
And when I push this button,
430
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,531
the cocobooms I've
planted will explode,
431
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,034
destroying this cave
and everything in it!
432
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,495
Gets me every time!
433
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,598
Wait, did you just say you
were gonna blow up the cave?
434
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,166
-And everything in it!
435
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,835
- So, say your goodbyes and...
- Not the hot tub, Phil!
436
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,003
Not on my watch.
437
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,147
-Give me the detonator, Hope!
438
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,505
-I don't have it!
439
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,466
-Now, Ugga, be reasonable...
440
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,384
-Said the guy who's
about to blow up the cave
441
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,346
because he's jealous! And
I don't have it either.
442
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,638
Grug!
443
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,016
You're
going to give me that
444
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,559
because my voice
445
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,144
is molding your mind.
446
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,937
- Sure. Here you go.
- Grug!
447
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,356
-I mean, no way!
448
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,816
You'll never get this from
me, even if you talk to me!
449
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,777
-Hm?
450
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,574
Ha! Thank you, Grug.
451
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,909
Now,
452
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,630
what was I doing before
all this commotion?
453
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,955
Ah, yes. Blowing up the cave!
454
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:09,542
Which means it's time to go. Everyone out.
455
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,420
-Wait! Phil! Look!
456
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,215
I think these are the people
who lived in this cave.
457
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,883
-And why would I
want to look at that?
458
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,053
-Because they look
exactly like you, Phil.
459
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,346
Yeah.
460
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,562
-Do you know what this means?
461
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,066
-Yeah! These cave
people were uuug-ly!
462
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,068
-No, you grunt geyser.
463
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,529
It means the people who lived
in this cave were Bettermans!
464
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,031
Which means those inventions
465
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,574
are actually mine!
466
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,535
-Not sure that's
how it works, Phil.
467
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,453
-I don't know why I'm surprised.
468
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,746
It makes perfect sense
469
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,498
I'd be the descendant
of brilliance.
470
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,500
Genius is a dominant
trait, after all.
471
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,378
And to think I was
going to destroy
472
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,672
this monument to
human ful-Phil-ment!
473
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,132
Spelled with my name, of course.
474
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,884
-Yeah! Like this stick
that makes funny noises.
475
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,178
Ah, it's broken.
476
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,598
-It's not broken because
477
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,101
it's not the stick of
sounds! It's the detonator!
478
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,562
Run!
479
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,584
-Phil! You blew up the cave!
480
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,793
-Technically, Grug did,
481
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,462
but now's not the
time to point fingers
482
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,464
because it's possible the
cave might still be...
483
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,760
-Bye-bye, massage chair.
484
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,261
-So long, ice machine.
485
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,888
-Farewell, hot tub.
486
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,599
You were the warm
springs of my heart.
487
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,392
-Aw...
488
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,729
-Phil, I'm really sorry
your ancestral cave is gone.
489
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,147
-Even though it's
all your fault.
490
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,650
-The good news is the tree
house is still standing tall.
491
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,319
Hm?
492
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,614
Okay. Well, still standing.
493
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,663
-And that's what happened
to the tree house.
494
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,415
- Hmm...
- Wow.
495
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,167
Now, that's a story!
496
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,170
-Hang on, Gran. You weren't with
us when we went to get Chunky.
497
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,798
-And you weren't here when
we discovered that cave.
498
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,258
-Yeah. So, how do you
know these stories?
499
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,853
-Good questions.
500
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,690
And the answers you
seek can be found...
501
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,775
in another story!
502
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,277
- Many moons ago...
- No...
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