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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Let the punishment fit the crime!
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It is time for action... not compaction!
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Stand up for those who
have no room to stand up!
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Hey, Kristian. Um, you okay?
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Should we talk about
what's happening here?
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Ah, depends.
Are you ready to face injustice?
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Or walk away from it, like Joy?
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I mean, she was texting and
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on her way to the bathroom, but still,
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like, zero acknowledgment.
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Well, you'll be happy to know,
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I brought in pamphlets and donuts
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to mark Animal Cruelty Awareness Day.
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I will be happy when we
no longer need donuts
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to acknowledge a day like this.
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Hm. And I love that spirit.
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It's just, ah, scaring some people.
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Who?
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Have I ever told you
about the time I got stuck
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in a shopping cart? Yes.
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They had to call
paramedics to get me out
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because I went into a
panic-induced paralysis.
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I said yes.
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Really put a damper on my
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entire first year of university.
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Animals can't speak, but we can listen.
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Thank you.
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I'm just saying maybe
we can take a step back
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and stick to the pamphlets.
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Less human-in-a-cage vibes, ya know?
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I see.
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S'all good, but could you just...?
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Sure.
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Huh. See? Adults getting stuck
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in stuff is a real "thang".
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No, I'll get Paul.
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Oh, and, can I get a honey cruller?
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Oh, Nikki, remember,
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Middens likes his bowl half full
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and Snowball only eats once
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all of Middens' food is gone.
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Okay. Is this if you die, or...
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no, my conference is this weekend.
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You're feeding my cats.
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Why would I do that?
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That's like, the job I do all day.
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Because that's what we agreed on
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when I gave you the weekend off.
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Right! But then Marko scored
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tickets to Beach Screech, so...
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- I don't care about Beach Screech.
- Nobody cares.
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That's what makes it
so frickin' awesome.
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Nikki!
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Just get Russ and Peg to do it!
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They live for errands,
it's like their crack.
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I didn't ask Uncle Russ and Aunt Peggy.
I asked you.
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And I asked them and they just said yes.
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You're lucky you have
parents that can bail you out
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at a moment's notice.
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Sounds more like
they're bailing you out.
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Here, you can give them my keys.
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Oh my God. I've got to do everything.
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Seriously?
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Oh, it's fine.
They're coming to pick them up.
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Oh. Maybe I can get a
ride to the GO station?
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Who's the freeloader now?
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Hi! Did you miss me?
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Hope you shared the rattle mouse.
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I'm looking at you, Snowball.
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Hi, you've reached Peggy.
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This is my cellular telephone.
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Please leave a message.
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Hm, how do I end it?
Russ, how do I end it?
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I'm in the bathroom.
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Russ!
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Hey, Aunt Peggy! Just a head's up.
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I got home early from the conference.
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Thanks for feeding the cats and
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obvi you can skip today.
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Okay. Bye.
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Why is this here?
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'Cause that's where
it belongs. It's a mess,
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and nowhere near what I wanted.
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You did this? Yourself?
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Like, with paint and paintbrushes?
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This time, yeah.
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Wow. I can't even draw stick figures.
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It's just something I started in prison.
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It... it became my escape, you know?
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The.. the thing that made me feel free.
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Except for the time I
actually did escape,
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but that didn't last long.
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That's how I feel when I go windsurfing.
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I've only been twice, and I fell a lot,
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but one time I got
going for, like, a minute
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and it was crazy.
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Thing is I'm not getting any better.
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I-I might even be gettin' worse.
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My work lacks soul and purpose.
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And I ran out of green.
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I don't think that's true.
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Well, I know you can make
green from other colours.
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I just don't remember
which ones they are.
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Anyway, my point is,
I am done with painting.
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No! I never followed my dream
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and I always regretted it.
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You're 25.
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I'm just saying true passions
are about how you feel
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when you're doing them,
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not how many times you get
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hit in the head by a sail.
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I guess that's true.
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Sorry about the teabag
stain. That was me.
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It's all good.
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You can't just let
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random strangers
into Shannon's building.
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(SIGHING) It was the mailman!
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He was dressed as a mailman.
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- Peg.
- It was open.
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Okay, Snowbird,
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where do you want your toilet pebbles?
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Oh, remind me to put the
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laundry in when we get home.
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Apparently all of Nikki's
bustiers are dirty.
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I still don't even
know what a bustier is.
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I keep hoping that
Shannon's sense of style
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rubs off on Niknak.
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It's obvious that Nikki looks up to her.
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Ah, it's not that obvious.
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Oh, Nikki just won't admit it. Oh, God!
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Would you look at Shannon's pantry?
It's so organized.
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Yeah. She went a little
nutso with the label maker.
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Shanny's clearly got
some time on her hands.
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At least she's tidy.
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Nikki could learn a thing or two.
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Ah, it's not fair to compare
Nikki to a Type A neat freak.
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My sister was smart.
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When you adopt you get to
comparison shop, you know?
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Pick a good one.
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I'm not sure that's how it works, honey.
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Nikki better start pulling her weight,
or that's it.
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She can wash her own bustiers!
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Jesus, Russ. No! No more living with us.
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And if Nikki doesn't like it,
she can get her own place.
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We're not the Four Seasons.
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She does use all my shaving cream.
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What are you shaving?
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It's personal.
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Hey.
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(KNOCKING) Got a sec?
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Sure. I was just Googling how to swim.
What's up?
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Thanks again for your
encouragement the other day.
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Hey, us dreamers gotta stick together.
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Yeah. I actually had a bit of an ABT.
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Artistic breakthrough.
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It came together really quickly.
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Just sat at my easel and became
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a vessel of Joy-spiration.
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Is this for me?
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Yep.
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I don't even get
presents on my birthday.
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My dad usually just pats
me on the head and says,
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"Never trust the bank."
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It's good advice, but it's not a gift.
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Wow.
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It's you! I mean... I
mean, not literally,
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but, you know, your
energy, your essence.
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Yeah. No, no, no.
This is, uh... this is really...
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I love it.
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I was hoping you'd say that!
I'll go get my drill.
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Mm. Mm-hm.
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I already have a boyfriend named Marko.
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You don't sound like
him, he's way hotter.
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No, I know it's you,
babe. Just go with it.
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Hey, uh, have you seen Kristian?
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Okay, but tonight wear your baggies.
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Your skinny jeans
take too long to get off.
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And bring your laundry.
It's Washy Wednesday for Peg.
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She'll be all over it. 'Kay, bye.
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Hey. Sounds fun.
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Thought you were looking for Kristian?
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I always got time for my cuz. Big plans?
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Hangin' with Marko.
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Huh. Peggy and Russ don't mind?
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I stuff a pillow in the air vent.
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It muffles most of
the high-pitched stuff.
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Mm-hm. Well, it's just their house.
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Shouldn't you check with them first?
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Peg loves Marko. She told him
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he's a wannabe entrepreneur.
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That meant a lot to him.
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Yeah, it's up to you but
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someone I looked up to secretly
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once told me that super-cool
people respect their parents.
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None of that sounds right to me.
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Yeah, I just think as a woman
in your 30s living at home,
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you might want to be a
little bit more considerate
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of Russ and Peggy.
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Why? Did they say something?
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No! Not exactly.
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I... I just mean if you're going
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to live with your parents,
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which at your age is maybe a little...
surprising.
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Ageism.
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Maybe just don't push it right now?
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Take a break on the sleepovers.
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Sweep the floor.
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Last week I changed the
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toilet paper, like, three times.
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What more do they want?
I'm not a washing machine.
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Just be respectful.
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Before I moved out,
I had to respect 'Dem rules.
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When they said "No tap shoes inside,"
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I stopped wearing my tap shoes inside.
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I thought you did jazz.
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I did. But I had tap shoes.
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That I liked and I wore inside.
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Hey, Joy, still waiting
on those dog BIOS.
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Uh, yeah.
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Is everything... Oh my God!
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It's a gift from Paul.
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Oh. Are those fangs?
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Makes it kind of hard to work.
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Well, you don't have to keep that up.
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It means a lot to Paul.
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It's a nice gesture,
but it's clearly inappropriate
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for the workplace.
We can just talk to him.
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Oh, I don't know. Paul?
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I... I don't think you
should say anything.
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Oh, don't worry.
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It's best to just nip
problems in the bud,
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and Paul's like an elephant,
thick skin, no memory.
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Elephants have really good memories.
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Someone's a little elephant.
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Hey. Is this urgent?
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I got a hamster who just
flipped over his cage.
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Uh, no. This won't take long.
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Joy just wants to talk
to you about something.
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Yeah. What's up?
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Uhh... it's just...
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Shannon wants me to
take the painting down.
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- Sorry?
- Yeah.
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I think it's beautiful, but
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Shannon says it's inappropriate.
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I did say that, but that was because...
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Is it that bad?
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Shannon recoiled when she saw it.
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Well, that was before learning
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how much Joy loves this piece.
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What?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
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and this is Joy's office, so...
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But it's your shelter, so...
but it's our world,
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and if Paul's painting
brings you happiness,
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who am I to stand in the way?
Great work, Paul.
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Thanks, Shannon.
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So great,
that's exactly what I was going for...
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A little bit of joy.
259
00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:07,735
In fact,
it's called "Bits and Pieces of Joy."
260
00:09:07,837 --> 00:09:09,136
Huh.
261
00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:27,121
Hey, cuz. Just in the hood.
262
00:09:27,223 --> 00:09:31,525
Oh! Uh, come in. Where are you off to?
263
00:09:31,627 --> 00:09:32,860
New adventures, man.
264
00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:34,427
You leaving town, or...?
265
00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,596
Hardly. I took your advice.
Time to move out.
266
00:09:36,698 --> 00:09:39,499
Eff Peggy and Russ and
serving time in their gulag.
267
00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:41,569
- Ah, well, I wouldn't...
- We'll show them we can survive.
268
00:09:41,593 --> 00:09:42,813
Hell, we gonna thrive!
269
00:09:42,837 --> 00:09:44,037
You keep saying we.
270
00:09:44,139 --> 00:09:45,583
Thanks for giving me the courage, Shans.
271
00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:47,407
Like you said,
we're both strong, adult women,
272
00:09:47,475 --> 00:09:50,177
living the life we choose. #Roomies!
273
00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:51,356
Roomies?
274
00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:53,746
Cute. I'll just throw this in the back.
275
00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:57,183
Uh... We... That's kind of
Middens' and Snowball's room.
276
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,418
They have a whole room?
277
00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,253
Yeah. Snowball's pretty assertive.
278
00:10:00,355 --> 00:10:01,621
(SNIFFING) Something's burning.
279
00:10:01,723 --> 00:10:03,567
Oh my God, the tuna casserole!
280
00:10:03,591 --> 00:10:06,559
Oh, don't worry. I don't eat fish.
Just order us Thai.
281
00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:07,727
I'll get the next one.
282
00:10:27,619 --> 00:10:29,352
Joy! Joy!
283
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,154
Sorry, I'm super busy
284
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,356
helping save the animals. Can it wait?
285
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,425
Why is your painting in here?
286
00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:41,865
Oh! Wow. That's weird.
287
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,287
Maybe it's one of those paintings
288
00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:44,868
that follows you around the room.
289
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:46,803
Or from room to room.
290
00:10:46,905 --> 00:10:47,969
I'm already sharing my apartment
291
00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:49,150
with the roommate from hell.
292
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:51,274
I can't share my office with... that.
293
00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:52,653
I'll take your roommate. I don't mind.
294
00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:54,077
I already live with seven people.
295
00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:56,313
No. It's Nikki and I would
never do that to you.
296
00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:57,914
Fine. I'll take her.
297
00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:02,118
But we can never change the
fact that she's been here.
298
00:11:04,155 --> 00:11:06,021
It does feel colder in here.
299
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,827
Hi. Thanks so much for coming in.
300
00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:12,288
It sounded important on the phone.
301
00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,374
I didn't mean to sound dramatic.
302
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:14,897
I just care so much about you guys.
303
00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:16,359
Aw, we care about you, too, kiddo.
304
00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:17,578
You might even say I look up to you,
305
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,469
the way someone else
might look up to me.
306
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:20,571
Okay.
307
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,249
And I just hate the
thought of you all alone
308
00:11:22,273 --> 00:11:24,240
in that big,
empty house with no one to care for.
309
00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:26,141
Aww. Yeah, we got each other.
310
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:27,484
But you've got such big hearts.
311
00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:30,446
And speaking on behalf of
someone who may be unable
312
00:11:30,548 --> 00:11:34,316
to say it themselves,
I bet they miss having a home.
313
00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:35,885
Aww.
314
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,353
Help make your family whole again.
315
00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:40,256
Well, we have talked about it.
316
00:11:40,358 --> 00:11:41,891
Oh, Nikki! What?
317
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,260
Your parents have something to tell you.
318
00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:46,795
We're getting a dog. Sorry?
319
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:48,508
Well, yeah! Shannon
really sold us on it.
320
00:11:48,532 --> 00:11:50,065
And now that we have the space...
321
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,267
No, I meant Nikki.
322
00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:52,667
You called me a dog?
323
00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:53,117
No, I was trying to convince
324
00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:55,015
your parents to take you back.
325
00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:57,739
That's why you called us?
326
00:11:57,841 --> 00:11:59,041
But you're allergic.
327
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:00,823
I'll take pills. Lord
knows I did for you.
328
00:12:00,912 --> 00:12:03,279
And come by to get the
rest of your stuff, honey.
329
00:12:03,381 --> 00:12:05,747
Keep it.
Shannon and I have everything we need.
330
00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:09,051
And no stupid rules,
or games night, or hydro bills!
331
00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:11,520
#Roomies! We do pay hydro.
332
00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:13,121
Sounds like everyone's happy!
333
00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:14,367
Okay, maybe we should all slow down
334
00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:15,568
before we say something we regret.
335
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:16,736
Good luck with your dog.
336
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,337
Until you talk behind its back,
and it leaves
337
00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:19,606
to live in a tiny
condo filled with cats,
338
00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,329
'cause you're impossible to live with!
339
00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:22,898
Okay, well that qualifies.
340
00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:26,868
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we have an RV to test drive.
341
00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,236
#EmptyNesters.
342
00:12:28,338 --> 00:12:29,849
Yeah. Road tripping out of the "6ix."
343
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,618
(CHUCKLING) That's
what Drake calls Ontario.
344
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:34,075
See ya soon, roomies! Come on.
345
00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:37,646
Well, think about it.
There's lots of options.
346
00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,748
Let's get hammered
and order pizza tonight.
347
00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,382
I'll get ya next time.
348
00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:48,189
Oh, am I stuffing these wrong, or...?
349
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:51,092
No. I mean, yeah, you are,
350
00:12:51,194 --> 00:12:54,862
but it's not you. It's this.
351
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,331
Oh! Uh, yeah, I've...
352
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,132
I've actually always
liked that painting.
353
00:12:58,234 --> 00:13:00,445
- It's new.
- Huh.
354
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,279
Paul painted it for me.
355
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,472
Of me. What do you think of the teeth?
356
00:13:04,574 --> 00:13:07,241
Uh, well, it's better than no teeth.
357
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:08,843
He gave me fangs.
358
00:13:08,945 --> 00:13:10,878
Yeah, yeah. It's... nice touch.
359
00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:13,313
Maybe I just don't get art.
360
00:13:13,415 --> 00:13:15,148
Well, um, I... I can explain it to you.
361
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:19,052
So, uh, this painting
represents you, Joy,
362
00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:21,922
but with, um...
363
00:13:22,024 --> 00:13:24,124
wings. Uh...
364
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:26,326
I actually need more envelopes,
so I'm gonna...
365
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:42,810
Huh.
366
00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:50,016
God...
367
00:13:56,892 --> 00:14:01,160
Okay. So, I made a chore wheel.
368
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,629
You wanna spin, or should I?
369
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:04,397
I hope I don't get the bathroom!
370
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:07,600
You can spin it first. And second.
371
00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:10,655
Okay. Ah, well, then maybe we could
372
00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:11,771
get out our goal journals
373
00:14:11,873 --> 00:14:13,540
and compare five-year career plans.
374
00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:16,242
No need. My goal is to get
baked and put my feet up.
375
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:18,377
Gotta slow down to speed up, you know?
376
00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:19,912
Sure, sure.
377
00:14:20,014 --> 00:14:21,932
But eventually you'll need to
378
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:24,583
start working towards something.
379
00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:26,397
You know,
when I first moved out on my own...
380
00:14:26,421 --> 00:14:27,864
You found yourself and
a career path you love
381
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,888
and ended up in Hamilton.
I've heard the story.
382
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,357
Peg loves to tell it.
383
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,659
Hey, twinsies!
384
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:35,161
Why, where's your slushie?
385
00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:37,125
- Ah, no. I have the same bathrobe.
- I know. It's yours.
386
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,174
...Smashed with a rolling pin.
387
00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:39,536
The head was severed...
388
00:14:39,537 --> 00:14:41,088
- This is awful.
- Yeah.
389
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,089
It's "The Foothills of the Murder."
390
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,840
...Rusty hacksaw, or machete.
391
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,346
You know what we
could watch? Love Bubble.
392
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,973
It's a reality show set in domes
393
00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:51,277
where contestants have to
isolate to prove their love.
394
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:52,641
- Oh, crap.
- I know.
395
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,756
When Heather finds out Darren
396
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,860
is sleeping with his nurse,
397
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,648
she is going to lose it. Oh, Nikki!
398
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,517
That's my favourite bathrobe.
399
00:14:59,619 --> 00:15:01,386
Woof. Really? Sorry.
400
00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:03,254
Do you mind putting it in the wash?
401
00:15:03,356 --> 00:15:05,390
Sure, but this stain's gonna be a bitch.
402
00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:09,760
Trust me, not my first slip n' slush.
403
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,063
There's detergent in
the clean-up cabinet.
404
00:15:12,165 --> 00:15:13,264
Oh my God.
405
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:19,870
Hey. Nikki texted me for a sleepover.
406
00:15:19,973 --> 00:15:21,306
Great...
407
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:24,409
Oh. Cool. We had one
of these in grade six.
408
00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:27,811
Ooh. Kitchen. I'm on it.
409
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:40,524
Paul! Oh, my gosh.
What are you doing here?
410
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:41,736
What the hell happened?
411
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,760
Max did it. Yeah, I tried stopping him,
412
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,141
but he kept pushing me out of the room
413
00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:46,463
saying I was next.
414
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:48,465
The face is the best part!
415
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:52,669
Okay. Or... or maybe
he was just trying to fix it.
416
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:54,138
Maybe he liked parts of it,
417
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,109
but thought there was something
418
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,084
wrong with the teeth,
419
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:58,975
like, they were fangs,
so he used hand sanitizer
420
00:15:59,077 --> 00:16:01,545
to smooth the points out with his thumb.
421
00:16:01,647 --> 00:16:03,412
And then the whole thing got smudged
422
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:05,515
and I think he tried to
paint back the eyebrows
423
00:16:05,617 --> 00:16:06,983
and then the mouth.
424
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:08,122
I mean, I think he actually did
425
00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:09,463
a pretty good job on the mouth.
426
00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,398
I just wish Max would've
told me he didn't like it.
427
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:14,490
Well, Max probably didn't
want to be the reason
428
00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,225
you felt discouraged. You know?
429
00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:18,795
He believes in you... very much.
430
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:22,799
Well, I guess we should get
rid of it since it's ruined.
431
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:25,902
No! I mean, it's... it's so beautiful.
432
00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,804
I mean, I almost want to keep it.
433
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:28,906
Okay, keep it.
434
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,451
No, but you're right. It's ruined now.
435
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:31,908
- You should throw it out.
- Yeah.
436
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,588
Oh, Nikki.
437
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,762
Yoo-hoo. Hello.
438
00:16:53,864 --> 00:16:54,875
Aunt Peggy!
439
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:57,032
Whoa! Someone likes to party.
440
00:16:57,134 --> 00:16:58,701
Yeah, just... girl time.
441
00:16:58,803 --> 00:17:01,537
I told Russ you had a fun side.
Listen, I can't stay.
442
00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:02,849
I just thought I'd drop these off.
443
00:17:02,873 --> 00:17:04,540
Just some of Nikki's old junk.
444
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,775
Oh, and some satin pillowcases.
445
00:17:06,877 --> 00:17:09,412
She has weak roots and
the last thing she needs
446
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:12,181
is to be directionless and bald.
447
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,381
Is that tea you're making?
448
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:16,284
Ah, no, but I have some... juice.
449
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:18,087
Oh, I really can't stay.
450
00:17:18,189 --> 00:17:20,956
We gave these to Nikki for
her first dance class...
451
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:22,791
Her only dance class.
452
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:26,228
Leg warmers are never out of style.
453
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,396
Oh, honey.
454
00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:30,665
- Aunt Peggy?
- I'm sorry.
455
00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:33,068
I should be happy. I painted the house,
456
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,703
baked sourdough and...
457
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,504
And now we're getting
into couples' yoga.
458
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,406
Yeah, that's not for everyone.
459
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,228
But what about your
trip? That RV sounds...
460
00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:41,642
It's a coffin on wheels!
461
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,723
Russ and I have already run
out of things to talk about.
462
00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:46,781
It turns out the only sound
worse than Marko and Nikki
463
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:48,227
pounding it out in the trundle bed
464
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:50,852
is the utter silence
at the dinner table.
465
00:17:50,954 --> 00:17:53,788
Well, maybe it's not too late
to get the band back together
466
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,757
and have Nikki move home.
467
00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,558
- Oh. Hello, Mother.
- Don't mind me.
468
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,027
I was just, um,
dropping off some more of your stuff.
469
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,154
Unless you'd prefer I drive your
470
00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:02,496
childhood toys to the dump?
471
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:06,200
I don't care.
Livin' my best life with Shans now.
472
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,370
Well, settle in because Russ
wants to sell the house.
473
00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:10,604
What?
474
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,084
Mm. He's got his heart
set on living in the RV
475
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,808
and exploring the nation's parking lots.
476
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,776
Good. Maybe I'll buy the house.
477
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,177
Maybe I'll burn it down.
478
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,679
Okay. You both need to stop.
479
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,659
Nikki, is there anything
you want to say to Peggy?
480
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,082
Your haircut's crooked.
481
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,284
It's not. It's modern.
482
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,386
Okay, I'll say it then.
483
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:25,619
What do you mean?
484
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,132
Shh. I'm Peggy now.
Nikki, I love and miss you.
485
00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,600
Would you like to move back home again?
486
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:29,690
I never said that. Shh.
487
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,869
(MONOTONE) Hey, Mom, I hear you.
488
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:32,192
I don't sound like that.
489
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:33,601
And even though I'm proud and crap,
490
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,195
there's a part of me,
491
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:37,130
sort of, that wants to
move back home again.
492
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:39,451
- Well, I knew you missed me!
- She said, "sort of."
493
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,150
Peggy? I just want things to go
494
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,403
back to how they were.
495
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:44,137
Well, Nikki is welcome,
496
00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:46,640
but no more overnight trysts with Marko.
497
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:48,909
Thanks, Mom. I'd be
happy to move back home
498
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:50,944
and "respect your boundaries."
499
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,486
Okay, don't give away the farm here.
500
00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:53,792
Well you don't pay rent, so guess what?
501
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:54,816
I'm kicking you out.
502
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:56,516
Wait, were you Peggy?
503
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:57,618
Yeah, I was confused too.
504
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,520
No, I was me. Now hug.
505
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,422
I think we're good.
506
00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:04,991
Hey. Uh, listen, so I...
507
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:06,842
I know there was that whole thing
508
00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:09,029
with Max and I just, uh,
509
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:10,530
I wanted to give you...
510
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,665
Well, I made you a whole new piece.
511
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:16,469
Paul, I really don't need...
512
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,871
Wow!
513
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,918
Yeah, yeah. I took a look at
some of my old realism work,
514
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,542
and it sort of reignited
the flame and I thought,
515
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,711
"Why not try to do a
more life-like portrait,"
516
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:25,956
"even though it's boring."
517
00:19:28,249 --> 00:19:30,282
Oh. Am I pregnant?
518
00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:33,252
I don't know.
But, uh, you are in the painting.
519
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:34,587
Okay.
520
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,319
See, I put your face on an old piece
521
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,457
I did of my pal, April.
522
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:38,957
She had twins right before
523
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:40,070
she had to flee the country.
524
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:42,328
That answer leaves me
with so many questions.
525
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,796
Oh, there's nowhere to hang a painting
526
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,165
when you're on the run, so... voilà.
527
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:49,535
Well, this is really
nice, Paul. Thank you.
528
00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:50,770
Yeah, you're welcome.
529
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:52,572
Aw! A new painting! It's beautiful.
530
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,640
See, it pays to tell the truth
531
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,275
when you don't like something.
532
00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:57,676
What didn't you like about it?
533
00:19:57,778 --> 00:20:00,379
Oh, wow, Shannon. Tactful much?
534
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:03,214
You and Max are a real pair.
535
00:20:03,316 --> 00:20:04,416
Are you...?
536
00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:06,351
Not even going to ask.
537
00:20:10,591 --> 00:20:13,425
You're going to look good pregnant.
538
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:20,093
I'm pretty excited to
be bubbling with Tom.
539
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,460
- He seems...
- S'up?
540
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,974
Oh my God! How long have you been here?
541
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,516
Don't know. I took three
melatonins, and I passed out.
542
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,551
Nikki doesn't live here anymore.
543
00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:31,487
Oh, that's chill.
544
00:20:31,589 --> 00:20:33,222
So, are you gonna leave, or...
545
00:20:33,324 --> 00:20:37,593
Oh! They put Jacqueline with Monika?
That's fire.
546
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,261
You like Love Bubble?
547
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,429
Oh, yeah, it's the best.
548
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,564
You know they based this
off a study with mice?
549
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,266
Except all the mice went nuts.
550
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,235
Oh.
551
00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:48,770
Hey, uh, this is embarrassing, but...
552
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,539
Oh, your boxer shorts? I washed them.
553
00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,374
Oh, no, no. Peg does that.
554
00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:53,642
I just want to say,
555
00:20:53,744 --> 00:20:57,045
I sort of... look up to you.
556
00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:58,213
Sorry?
557
00:20:58,315 --> 00:20:59,848
You've got your own place, solid job,
558
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,250
you're following your dreams.
559
00:21:01,352 --> 00:21:04,218
You know, that ain't
easy. I respect that.
560
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,822
Oh. Thank you.
You have great taste in reality TV.
561
00:21:07,924 --> 00:21:11,126
Yeah. Though I do mainly
watch it for the spank bank.
562
00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:14,929
Like, Linda? Phew! Locked and loaded.
563
00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,765
Okay, time to go. Thank you.
564
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:20,869
Oh. You're welcome.
565
00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:22,637
Me too. I like you.
566
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,733
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