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Sid: In the beginning,
there was The Boom.
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Mankind used its
science against itself,
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reducing the glittering towers
of glass and steel to dust.
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My name is Sid.
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I was born into a
world with no past.
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No future.
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Wandering the endless Wasteland.
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Alone.
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Hey, guys! Over here!
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Over here...
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Let's go!
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Must I do everything myself?
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Puny desert trash.
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No one escapes the
wrath of Freya Exaltada!
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Ah!
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You're a tough little cockroach.
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And you're a psychotic bitch.
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I did not see that coming.
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♪ Once in my life,
I had no one ♪
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Aw. Cute.
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♪ Searched all around
this lonely town ♪
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Mazel tov!
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Are you sure about this?
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I don't like the look of it.
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Oh, come on.
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What's so scary about
moving to the suburbs?
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Shall we?
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Sid: Freya, have
you seen my tie?
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I'm late for work.
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I've never had a 9:00
to 5:00 job before.
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Hey, we moved to Boomtown
to share a life together.
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I was on the road all the
time with my warlording,
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and you wanted to move out
of that cramped boulder
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you were hiding
under like a crab.
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Which means one of us needs
to start making shmoney.
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Just give it a shot, okay?
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Okay. I'll try.
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There's my brave road warrior.
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Scraps! Breakfast is ready!
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Aw, kibble again? How
frickin' lucky am I?
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Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast.
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Sit.
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Sit.
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Who's a good war dog?
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Who's willing to lay down
his life in combat for Mommy?
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I am, I am.
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Alright, I'm gonna get going.
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I don't want to be late
for my first day at work.
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Um, are you gonna
be alright here?
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Oh, yeah. I can
warlord from anywhere.
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Mm. I'm gonna
have these people
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renouncing their
old gods by lunch.
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I'm sure you will.
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Hey, no slaughtering
women and children.
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I'll try.
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Love you. Love you more.
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Alright. See you later.
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Bye!
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Ooh.
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I ate that way too fast.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Okay.
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Um, excuse me.
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I'm... I'm looking
for "The Junkman."
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Well, go wait in line with the
rest of the filthy animals.
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- No offence.
- Um, my name's Sid.
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I'm your new employee.
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Ah, you're the new
wasteland hire.
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Morris "The Junkman"
Rubinstein at your service.
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Be right with you. Alright.
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So, your carburettor
comes to 75 bird beaks.
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That's outrageous!
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Hey, if you think you can
find a better deal elsewhere,
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go for it.
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I think the next nearest
outpost of human civilisation
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is about a thousand
miles from here.
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I would've given it to
him for 50 bird beaks,
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the big stinkin' lug.
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No offence.
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Uh, closed for lunch.
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I like to hire one of
you underprivileged
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Wastelanders every year.
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Part of my way of giving
back to the community.
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Plus, I get a huge tax break.
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So, tell me, Sid, how much do
you know about the junk game?
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Uh, isn't it just buying and
selling a bunch of trash?
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Oh, it's not trash. It's junk.
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And I'll have you know,
I've built an empire
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out of this stuff,
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ever since I received
my first rusty trombone.
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Oh, there it is.
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Yes, quite rusty.
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Alright, we'll start you off
as a junior junk associate
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and see if you're
worth anything.
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Any questions? Uh, yeah,
just where do I sit?
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Any small hole will do,
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preferably without a
mutated beast living in it,
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but I can obviously
make that work, too.
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You don't have to sit in a hole.
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You get a desk.
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I get that whole desk to myself?
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The chair, too?
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Snacks are in the kitchenette,
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and if you need anything else,
just ask the office manager.
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Sound good? Yeah.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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Ah.
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This is my chair.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
it is I, Freya Exaltada,
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Commander of the Seventh Legion,
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Slayer of the Dread Rat King,
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and High Priestess
of Old Cincinnati.
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I command you to bend
the knee or face my axe.
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Citizens? Hello?
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Is this thing on?
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Hey, this is your future
overlord you're ignoring.
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You're being very
rude.
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Freya Exaltada.
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I have been programmed
to eliminate you...
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for being a messy bitch.
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Ah! Ah!
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It was a joke.
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It's funny how I
thought I was gonna die.
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Scraps, you remember
my best friend, TI-90.
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Call me Tai.
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What are you doing in Boomtown?
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Oh, I had to stop
by the genius bar
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to get my hardware cleaned.
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I hooked up with the
hottest killbot last night,
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but I woke up with
all these pop-ups.
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I really hope I
don't have a virus.
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Oh, my God. You are such a ho.
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I know. I really am.
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More importantly, what
are you doing here?
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Sid and I live here now.
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You do?
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Like some sort of
ironic performance art?
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No. Like, as my actual life.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Oh, girl, we need to talk.
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Like, now. Sure.
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Uh, Scraps, why
don't you take over?
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Yeah, got it.
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Citizens of Boomtown,
give me treats.
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I've been a good boy.
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Alright, newbies, you
better pay attention
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if you want to be half as
successful as me one day.
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Oh, good one, boss. As if.
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Hey, Junkman!
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That carburettor you
sold me was busted.
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Well, you should've
read the fine print.
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It says, "Tough luck, sucker."
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You will pay for this in blood!
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Ooh. Hey, hey!
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Say, that was some
pretty quick thinking.
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What do you say you and
the missus come over
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for dinner tonight?
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I'd like to discuss your
future at this company.
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My future?
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Yeah, I would like that
very much, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
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Freya, exactly how much do
you know about Boomtown?
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Not much. I mean, I've
burned places like it
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to the ground, if that counts.
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No, these people
aren't like you and me.
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They don't care about
having fun or being cool.
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They've basically
given up on life.
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Because the world is an
uninhabitable hellscape?
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No. Because they've
settled down.
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All they do is go
to their boring jobs
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and then go back home to
their boring families.
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They're like robots, and
I'm allowed to say that
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because I am a robot.
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Oh, God.
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I think we made a horrible
mistake moving here.
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Freya! There you are.
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We need to talk. Oh, Sid.
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Thank God.
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Look, I know I asked you to
give Boomtown a shot, and...
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Yeah, I know, and I
am so glad you did.
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You are? Yeah.
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I love it here.
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Ooh.
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Sid: I hope I make
a good impression
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on Mr. Rubinstein tonight.
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I've never been to a
fancy dinner party before.
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What do you think?
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Found it on the corpse of
an old train conductor.
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Too try-hard? I
don't understand.
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I thought being a road
warrior was your whole thing.
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I don't know. Maybe
this is my thing.
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You know, back in the Wasteland,
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I was always so hot
and covered in sand.
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Looking back, I-I think
I might have been, like,
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low-key depressed.
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I don't know. This...
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This feels like somewhere
I could be really happy,
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and I have you to
thank for that.
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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I guess I should
probably go change.
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Greetings.
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Welcome to Chez Morris.
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Good evening, Mr. Rubinstein.
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This is my wife, Freya.
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Ah, yes. Tis I.
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The wife.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Morris Rubinstein.
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Literal garbage person.
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Please, come in.
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Whoa. This is your house?
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Yes, it's an authentic
McMansion from the 2020s.
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We kept the original
laminate floors,
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the chairs that
only spin halfway,
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and after dinner, we can
retire to le ball pit.
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Pretty swanky, huh?
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Yeah, this place is incredible.
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Honey, the guests are here!
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How lovely to meet you.
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I'm Holly.
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Ah! She's a ghost! Kill it!
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Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
I forgot to explain.
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Holly is a hologram.
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I bought her after my second
marriage hit the skids.
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Holly is my queen. She's
the light of my life.
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And I love you,
darling. Damn it!
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I was right in the
middle of talking!
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Oops. Silly me.
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Always forgetting my place.
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I'll get dinner ready.
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Yeah. Why don't you do that?
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Ain't she a doll?
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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I made Morris's
favourite... Fried rat.
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What can I say? I'm a foodie.
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Wow. I have never
tried real rat before.
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Thank you so much.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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That's a cockroach fork.
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That's a rat fork.
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Oh. No, no, no. Of
course. I was joking.
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Um, can you imagine if I
didn't know which fork to use?
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Like some feral beast.
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So pathetic and stupid.
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So, Holly, you're a
hologram. That's cool.
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Oh, yes.
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I love doing menial chores
all day and still finding time
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to satisfy Morris's
every want and need.
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Soon enough, that'll be you.
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No!
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Sorry. Just girl talk.
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Um, darling, maybe I should
go home and check on Scraps.
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I mean, he hasn't been
home by himself before.
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But we just got here.
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I'm... I'm sure Scraps doesn't
even realise we're gone.
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What is happening?!
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Why did they do this to me?!
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00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:50,072
Time is a liar!
260
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:52,174
Aaaah!
261
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:56,438
Um, may I use the bathroom?
262
00:12:56,538 --> 00:12:58,841
It's right over there,
but you'll need this key
263
00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:01,924
attached to a giant
spoon to get in.
264
00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:04,026
Be right back.
265
00:13:05,227 --> 00:13:07,509
Must be so fun to
use the bathroom.
266
00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:18,821
This better be important!
I'm at Zion, bitch!
267
00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:20,302
Oh, Tai, thank God.
268
00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:21,940
I need you to come rescue
me from Sid's boss's house.
269
00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:23,381
These people are even
worse than you said.
270
00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:24,746
Oh, no, no. I can't leave now.
271
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,308
This party is lit!
272
00:13:26,408 --> 00:13:27,950
Everyone is so hot and sweaty
273
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,232
and unidentifiably
multi-cultural!
274
00:13:30,332 --> 00:13:31,753
Please, if I stay
here any longer,
275
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,551
I think I'm literally
gonna kill one of them.
276
00:13:33,575 --> 00:13:36,038
Ugh, fine. Drop me a
pin. I'll come get you.
277
00:13:36,138 --> 00:13:39,121
Yes! Oh, my God, I love
you, I love you, I love you.
278
00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:40,963
Love you!
279
00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:42,965
Sorry. Excuse me.
280
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:44,366
Pardon me.
281
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:46,328
No, we get it. "We're
all alive and free."
282
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:48,370
Get over yourselves.
283
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,692
Ah. Sorry about that.
284
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,494
You're just in time.
285
00:13:52,594 --> 00:13:54,732
You didn't tell me your husband
here was born under a rock.
286
00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:56,778
I fairness, it was voted
the seventh best rock
287
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,700
to give birth under,
but yeah, point taken.
288
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,943
Yes, sir, this is the life.
289
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,866
Big house, hot wife... Oh.
290
00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:07,109
And more bird beak than
I know what to do with.
291
00:14:07,209 --> 00:14:09,872
I mean, there must be more
to life than that, right?
292
00:14:09,972 --> 00:14:13,115
What about adventure,
excitement, meaning?
293
00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:14,396
Uh-oh.
294
00:14:14,496 --> 00:14:15,673
Your wife is starting
to sound like
295
00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:17,799
one of those dirty Wastelanders.
296
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,002
"Hey, man, I just want
to drive my crazy car
297
00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:22,204
and get into road wars."
298
00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:25,607
That's very good. We
do sound like that.
299
00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:28,090
Must contain rising bloodlust.
300
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,933
"You stole this land from
the radioactive zombies.
301
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,214
They were here first."
302
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,016
Oh, darling, you're so funny.
303
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:36,138
Not to mention
sexually attractive.
304
00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:37,499
This is it.
305
00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:39,621
I'm gonna murder
him. It's happening.
306
00:14:39,721 --> 00:14:42,824
"Save the whale. He's
the last of his kind."
307
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,444
Yeah, right. If I
ever meet that whale,
308
00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,528
I'm gonna harpoon his ass.
309
00:14:49,851 --> 00:14:51,593
Sorry. Door was locked.
310
00:14:51,693 --> 00:14:53,315
Tai?
311
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:54,716
What are you doing here?
312
00:14:54,816 --> 00:14:57,039
What... What a
crazy coinki-dink.
313
00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:58,640
Huh? Don't you remember?
314
00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:02,244
You were going to help me
back up my files to the cloud.
315
00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,766
Huh. You know, I
didn't take you two
316
00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:07,329
to be a couple of robot lovers.
317
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:09,611
What's that supposed to mean?
318
00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:11,253
Oh, nothing.
319
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:15,137
Uh, I think robots play a very
important role in society...
320
00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:18,260
for cleaning up my trash,
ya frickin' Roomba.
321
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,184
Oh, you did not just say that.
322
00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:25,067
Annihilation mode, activated.
323
00:15:26,488 --> 00:15:27,589
Whoa!
324
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:40,882
You've got mail, bitch.
325
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,484
Wow.
326
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:45,487
Some people don't know how
to behave at a dinner party.
327
00:15:45,587 --> 00:15:47,569
Not like us, right,
Mr. Rubinstein?
328
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:48,770
Get out!
329
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,310
And don't bother
coming in on Monday.
330
00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:53,295
You're fired!
331
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,397
Coffee, anyone?
332
00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,620
Tonight was a disaster.
333
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,018
Tai was completely
out of control.
334
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,379
He's an emotionless
killing machine.
335
00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:03,745
Why is he always so dramatic?
336
00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:06,028
It wasn't Tai's fault.
337
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:08,630
I asked him to come.
338
00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:10,312
Wait. Sorry, why?
339
00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:12,714
'Cause I'm not ready
to settle down.
340
00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,592
I don't want to turn into
one of these boring people.
341
00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:16,194
I liked who we were
back in the Wasteland...
342
00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:17,719
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
343
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:20,482
Who said anything about becoming
like one of these people?
344
00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,364
You seem so happy here.
345
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,366
I thought that's
what you wanted.
346
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:28,250
Freya, I'm happy here
because I'm here with you.
347
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:31,293
Alright, I don't care
if we live in Boomtown
348
00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:34,576
or the Wasteland
or anywhere else.
349
00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:39,781
As long as I'm with the
same violent, sadistic,
350
00:16:39,881 --> 00:16:43,385
psychotic warlord that
I fell in love with.
351
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:45,067
Oh, Sid.
352
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,397
What happened?
353
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:58,360
Oh, hey, you guys are back.
354
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,362
So, it's probably
not the best time,
355
00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:04,766
but someone barfed
in your shoes,
356
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,368
and then...
357
00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:08,550
And then they ate...
They ate the barf.
358
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,020
How lucky am I that our guests
359
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,423
left such a big mess
for me to clean up? Ha!
360
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:24,226
Will you keep it down, please?
I'm trying to read the paper.
361
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:26,108
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
362
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:29,091
I didn't mean to interrupt
your studies, dear.
363
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,594
Oh, geez.
364
00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:34,856
Couldn't you at least
use the other hole?
365
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,961
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
Doom Bringer Extremus,
366
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:41,519
Sultanness of the
Great Garbage Islands,
367
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,765
and Runner-Up in
the third annual
368
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,048
Wasteland Beatbox Championships.
369
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,409
Wikki-wikki!
370
00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:50,332
I command you to give
Sid his job back.
371
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:51,933
Oh, yeah? Or what?
372
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,575
You'll curtsy me to death?
373
00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:56,258
Nope.
374
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:59,261
I'm gonna beat the crap out
of you like a goddamn warlord.
375
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:00,462
Oh.
376
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:01,783
Hi-yah!
377
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,865
Ow! Stop that!
378
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,987
Oh, Morris, I didn't know
379
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,870
that you could fit your head
up your own butt like that.
380
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:11,073
Oh, it stinks in
here! My flexible man.
381
00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:18,880
Well, it was really great
getting to know you.
382
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,803
I know I only sat on you
once, but it was probably
383
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:23,885
the most meaningful
experience of my life.
384
00:18:23,985 --> 00:18:26,088
Uh, Sid, uh, can I
have a word with you?
385
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,490
Mr. Rubinstein, what
happened to you?
386
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,851
Oh, nothing.
387
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:32,013
I-I slipped getting
out of the shower.
388
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:33,695
I certainly didn't
have my oesophagus
389
00:18:33,795 --> 00:18:35,657
pulled through my butthole.
390
00:18:35,757 --> 00:18:36,898
Okay.
391
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:39,101
Uh, on a completely
unrelated note,
392
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,104
I'm thinking of giving
you your job back.
393
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,906
Really? What changed? What?
394
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:47,265
People can't change their minds
without being flayed alive
395
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:50,992
and having your ribcage played
like a cartoon xylophone?
396
00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:54,716
So, what do you say?
397
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:56,037
Thank you, Mr. Rubinstein.
398
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,555
Yeah, I won't let
you down. I promise.
399
00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:59,000
Well, you better not.
400
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,524
I expect you to
deliver, or else.
401
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:06,928
Oh, and uh, please give
my regards to the missus.
402
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:08,690
You know, not in a pushy way.
403
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,212
You know, in a
polite, friendly way.
404
00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:11,613
Sure.
405
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:14,015
I mean, not too
polite, either. Just...
406
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:15,257
You know what?
407
00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:17,739
Just forget I said anything.
408
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:20,542
Welcome back.
409
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,824
Oh, God, the pain.
410
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,346
Ohh.
411
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,069
You hear that, chair?
412
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:32,033
We're back!
413
00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:38,676
I am really excited to
go to work tomorrow.
414
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,081
I do belong here,
415
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:42,804
and I am gonna prove
that to Mr. Rubinstein.
416
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:45,207
You know what?
I'm excited, too.
417
00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:48,009
I mean, so what if Boomtown
isn't as cool as the Wasteland?
418
00:19:48,109 --> 00:19:50,212
We'll make it cool.
419
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:51,613
As long as we're together.
420
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:53,615
As long as we're together.
421
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,497
Mind if I scooch in?
422
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:57,619
Scraps, you know you're
not allowed on the bed.
423
00:19:57,719 --> 00:20:00,081
Aw, just for one night?
424
00:20:02,324 --> 00:20:04,626
I can't say no to that
face. Come in here, boy.
425
00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:06,147
Yes!
426
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,392
A little bit over.
427
00:20:10,492 --> 00:20:11,913
Okay.
428
00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:14,035
Ahh.
429
00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:16,117
Yeah.
430
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:18,380
This feels right.
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