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"KITCHEN"
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Everything is great in my life.
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No, I'm serious.
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I live in Moscow,
work in an amazing restaurant.
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Started to date a new girl, Sasha.
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She is sociable, beautiful
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and in general everything
is good.
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- Good morning.
- Good.
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I have a surprise for you.
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One more?
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Kris has given me
two tickets to Cyprus.
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This weekend.
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She wanted to go herself,
but something didn't work out.
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Let's go together.
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Are there any beautiful girls
in sexy swimwear?
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"My french cuisine"
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I didn't understand.
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What is this reading-hall in my kitchen?
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Viktor Petrovich,
this guy is a genius.
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Look, here.
Forest omelette la boulogne.
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Take 4 quail eggs,
2 roasted chestnuts...
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... and throw it all in the garbage.
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That goes for everyone.
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By the way Kristina
handed these books out
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and asked us
to familiarise ourselves.
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Why the heck?
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To the heck, Viktor Petrovich,
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that tomorrow Voldemort Barani
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is running a masterclass
in our restaurant.
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He is just two days in Russia
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and I've spent pile of dough
to lure him here.
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We need publicity, Vitya.
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Please, familiarize yourself
with work of french genius .
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Your copy is in your office.
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That's why
I didn't want to go there.
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As if I felt that someone
had crapped on there.
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Pardon, I'm not looking.
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Why are you not at work?
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- We have a second shift.
- All right.
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Listen Kostya, have you seen
my travel passport?
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Kristina has offered Sasha
two tickets to Cyprus,
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but if I don't find the passport
I can lose this freebie.
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Shoot, apparently I forgot
my travel passport at Vika's.
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So you can just...
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...call her and ask her where is it.
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If she hasn't thrown it by now.
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Kostyan, don't be thick!
How can I call her now?
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You shouldn't have cheated on her!
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Listen, I've told you already,
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I didn't cheat on her, she did...
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she cheated on me,
I mean she also cheated.
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I have the keys from the apartment.
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Restaurant "Claude Monet".
Good afternoon.
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Good afternoon.
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May I speak
with Viktoria Sergeevna?
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Yes, of course.
One moment, please.
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She's at work.
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It's cool.
See you.
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- Where is Viktoria Sergeevna?
- She is off today.
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Viktoria Sergeevna is...
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" My french cuisine".
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- Yes?
- Viktor Petrovich! There is w-w-v-v-
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War has started?
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Voldemort has arrived.
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Do you want to welcome him?
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I really want but can't.
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I forgot "bread and salt" at home
(traditional way of welcoming guests).
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- Hello. I'm Kristina.
- Bonjour, Kristin.
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- Hello, Kristina.
- Nice to meet you, please come in.
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Come in.
Meet my team of cooks.
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Nice to meet you.
Good guys.
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Interesting, was this sucker
driving all the way from France?
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Don't worry, Maria.
I'll answer myself.
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First of all, this sucker
perfectly understands russian,
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And secondly,
I've got this car as a gift,
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from your local oligarh,
for private dinner.
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After all this, how can I
not visit Russia?
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Here you can leave
your clothes, Voldemort.
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Here, Voldemort, come in,
it's our beautiful kitchen.
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Well, not bad at all.
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I have almost the same
in the suburbs of Paris.
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Maybe just a little bit bigger.
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To cook, it's enough.
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But to write books,
of course, it's a bit small.
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And it's our Chef, Viktor...
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...Petrovich.
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So many years! Vitya!
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Cool!
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Well, I can see everything
is fine with you,
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again in the kitchen,
again ruling.
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I can see you know each other.
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We don't just know each other.
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Viktor Petrovich is my first Chef.
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My teacher.
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And now the student has come
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to give a masterclass to the teacher.
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I need to buy a notebook
for the lecture.
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Voldemort, lets go to the dinning-hall
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and decide where it's better
to place equipment.
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We'll talk later.
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TV-show "I'm looking for you" is over
(russian reality show). Go back to work.
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Igor? What are you
doing here?
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You don't write me letters,
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don't answer my sms,
don't take my calls.
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Because I have nothing
to tell you.
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You should have answered,
that you have nothing to tell me.
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You have such
a romantic twilight here.
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Are you waiting for someone?
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I haven't opened the curtains
since the morning.
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Igor, what do you want
to hear from me?
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Why can't we be together?
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Just because I don't love you.
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Is this reason not enough?
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Are you still dying for that cook?
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And that's, definitely,
not your business.
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All right.
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Wait for this youngster
to come back to you.
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So!
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I didn't understand,
did it happen or not?
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Chef...
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Why didn't you tell
that you know Barani?
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Well, I don't know Barani.
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I know Volodyka Baranov.
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And who is it?
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No one.
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Lyova, are you stupid
or you pretend to be?
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This Voldemort, just 5 years ago,
was Volodya Baranov,
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my sous-chef in Paris.
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Then this ungrateful animal
has pinned shortages on me,
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made me look bad
in front of the owner.
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and successfully took my job.
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Does everyone understand
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why there is
so much love between us?
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Are you out of your senses?
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What happened?
With who?
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You with Igor...
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How is this crazy fantasy
has come to your mind?
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How?
I saw it myself.
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- And you thought...
- What else could I think?
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That you were playing doctor?
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Max, you are the one
who needs a doctor.
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Viktoria Sergeevna,
for God's sake, forgive us.
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Dima got upset that Kristina
had taken his restaurant.
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I got upset
that I couldn't buy it.
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In general...
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We both got so upset,
that had drunk a bit too much.
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And Dima got a little bit sick...
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... right in the taxi.
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On himself, on me
and even on the taxi driver.
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Don't worry.
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Vikulya, don't worry...
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We'll wash it a bit now...
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... and leave.
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Your washing-machine
is with a dryer, isn't it?
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Beautiful. Great.
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We'll be fast like a fly.
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And that's it.
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Well, it's good.
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- What is good?
- That you with him...
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I mean not with him...
But I...
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Shit!
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Everything got
so messed up.
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Vika, what should we do?
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There is no "us"
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There is "me" and "you".
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And I want you to leave.
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- Wait, I don't want...
- Don't touch me!
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I...
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"Sasha"
"Igor"
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"Sasha"
"Igor"
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Yes?
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May I disturb you?
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If I say no,
will you leave?
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Vitya...
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For how long will you
still be beating a dead horse?
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Until the bat is broken.
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Maybe you should send
your energy into peaceful course?
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Do you want
to leave this pseudo France
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and go to real Paris?
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One of my friends
is looking for a Chef
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for his new restaurant.
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I am serious.
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I can put in a good word.
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Voldemort, you are here.
I've lost you.
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Sorry, Kristina.
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I couldn't resist the pleasure
to talk to an old friend.
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Are you aware
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what your old friend did
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when he heard
about the masterclass?
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On my kitchen
won't be cooking any french!
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Look, how she's crushing the man.
What a bitch!
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Gentlemen...
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it was nice to meet you.
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See you tomorrow.
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Follow me.
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Chef...
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maybe we'll kill him?
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- Who?
- This moron.
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Or maybe just scratch his car.
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So life won't seem
beshamel to him.
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- Right.
- Leave, Volodya in peace.
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If I hear that you did
something bad to him,
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you'll spend rest of your days
working in the storage.
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So Kristina
has crushed this man.
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It's alright.
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We'll see who wins.
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So what do you think, Arkady,
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haven't I drowned my talent in alcohol?
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No?
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I also think so.
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Maybe for real...
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let's go to Paris?
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Does it...
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mean that you've forgiven me?
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It means that I'm stupid.
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I got too emotional.
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And what's next?
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Nothing.
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Max...
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you cheated on me.
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I could forgive a lot
but not this.
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- Just go.
- But...
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No.
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It's over.
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Just leave, please.
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Ok.
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But we're not finished.
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I'll come back.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I'm delighted
to welcome you to masterclass
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of a genius Chef
and writer from Paris...
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Voldemort Barani.
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But I won't be talking a lot
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because it won't be interesting
for you to read my book.
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Today I want to present you
my favourite dish.
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It's venison roulade
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with whortleberries and walnuts
in veloute sauce .
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It has already driven crazy
the gourmands of Paris.
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But I'll need an assistant.
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Viktor Petrovich,
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would you be so kind?
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Our Chef has just
became a sous-chef.
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So as they say
when men are cooking,
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it's better
not to stand on their way.
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Look...
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he wants to humiliate Chef publicly.
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- Skunk.
- Prick.
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Scumbag.
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Well?!
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I totally agree with you.
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Alright then...
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I suggest to continue
the war of 1812 year.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean we're going to beat french again.
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I'm not chef, I don't have
any pity for this french mug.
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Louis, no offence.
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He's russian for me.
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Shoot! Kostyan...
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The thing is...
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there was nothing
between Vika and Igor, and it means...
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I'm an idiot.
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It happens.
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00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,420
Shoot, I should have taken
a sandwich with tuna.
263
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,340
I should have been asking
for Vika's forgiveness
264
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,560
instead of having fun with Sasha.
265
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,940
So is it over with Sasha now?
266
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:48,940
I don't know.
267
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,480
You know, with Vika...
268
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,380
everything is very complicated.
269
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,380
And with Sashka
everything is so easy.
270
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,020
But perhaps I need
to end it with Sashka.
271
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,320
Perhaps.
272
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,360
- Hey.
- Oh, hello.
273
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,540
- Do you want some?
- No, thanks.
274
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,160
Hi.
275
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,580
Why are you not
watching the french guy?
276
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,240
What for do I need this french?
277
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,240
I'll have a cypriot soon.
278
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,720
Sashka...
279
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,045
I need to...
280
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,680
to talk.
281
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,680
I also need to talk to you.
282
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:16,940
But not here.
283
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,040
Sasha, are you soon?
284
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,540
I actually wanted to talk.
285
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,320
Come in. We'll talk.
286
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,300
How do you like it?
287
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Sexy.
288
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,500
I'll wear it in Cyprus...
289
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,440
and...
290
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,760
later I'll take it off.
291
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,120
Come here.
292
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,380
Diavol!
293
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,400
It's working
without a battery.
294
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,960
Ainura.
295
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,900
Don't touch Newton's
cradle balls, please.
296
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,460
I bought it for my nephew.
297
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,660
Let this respectful
Newton know,
298
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,480
that he has to keep his
cradle balls in the locker.
299
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,325
Vika.
300
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,065
I'm here...
301
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,780
Is the french guy there?
302
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,420
It has started already.
303
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,880
Then I'll go.
304
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,480
And now we add here
305
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,960
dried apricot, prune, walnuts,
306
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,740
wrap it up.
307
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,280
The only thing left
is to put it in the oven.
308
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,600
Let me take this incomplete
masterpiece to the oven,
309
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:06,560
so it'll become
a complete masterpiece there.
310
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,260
You wanted to buy me
with your France.
311
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,680
You've thought that for this chance,
312
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,220
I'll be wagging the tail
and getting slippers.
313
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,240
Hell, no!
314
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,440
Get some vinegar, dear sir Baranov!
315
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,400
Viktor Barinov is not for sale!
316
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,320
It's better like this.
317
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,580
Way better.
318
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,800
and like this is just great.
319
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,960
- Senya, what's there?
- The cost is clear.
320
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,960
Fedya, maybe we shouldn't.
321
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,960
What if alarm will go off.
322
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,900
It didn't go off.
323
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,900
He didn't have time
to get alarm system,
324
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,380
so bad for him.
325
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,960
P-police will t-take us.
326
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:09,460
They w-will put us in p-prison.
327
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,563
Oh, God, Louis,
328
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,040
the word "scoundrel"
is spelled with "O".
329
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,940
I have an excuse,
I'm not russian.
330
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,200
You all are n-n-nuts.
331
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,960
What's here?
332
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,300
Done?
333
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,880
No, wait, not done.
"Scaundrel".
334
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,000
As Chef says, with good sauce
one can eat even rubber.
335
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,960
Turn away.
336
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,080
Now I'll add
some sauce inside his car.
337
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,740
Break the glass.
338
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,840
Viktoria Sergeevna,
I just wanted to inform you,
339
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,440
I won't be here on this weekend,
340
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,240
I've already informed Kristina
and asked for permission.
341
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,040
Alright.
342
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,620
We're going to Cyprus...
343
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020
with Max.
344
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,820
Well, I'll go, I still need
to pack suitcases
345
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,460
and the flight is at 11 pm already.
346
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,560
Where is Viktor Petrovich?
347
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:10,860
I don't know.
348
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,300
Ok. Is my roulade ready?
349
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,900
I don't know.
350
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,660
Listen, do you know any other words
except "I don't know"?
351
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,340
I know other words.
352
00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:24,225
Scoundrel, Judah, traitor.
353
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,900
Do you like this words?
354
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
I get it.
355
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,680
So Vitya has already told
you his "truth".
356
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,820
That I've got my teacher
into the hot water,
357
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,560
that I've sneaky taken his job
358
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,880
Exactly.
359
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,000
Listen, do you want
to hear my version?
360
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,380
You are sous chef,
you would understand.
361
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,620
I'll tell you anyway.
362
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,780
Back then my name was
Volodka Baranov.
363
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,660
I was in love with kitchen.
364
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,600
And Viktor Petrovich...
365
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,820
he wasn't my teacher.
366
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,520
He was for me...
367
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,320
God.
368
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:10,560
But this God really liked to drink
during working hours,
369
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,200
and stay in casino till the morning.
370
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,420
So once he lost there
10 thousand euro,
371
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,180
that belonged to the restaurant.
372
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:24,575
We had to buy
Alaskan king crab with it.
373
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,135
And when the question was raised
374
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,420
whether termination
of the whole team or truth
375
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,060
I said the truth.
376
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,460
Vitya was terminated.
377
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,707
And I've always
remained scoundrel, Judah
378
00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:38,940
and traitor for him.
379
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,520
If you ask me...
380
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,260
Do I regret this decision?
381
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,260
Yes.
382
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,320
Would I do otherwise?
383
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
No.
384
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,360
What would you do
in my position?
385
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,680
Your...
386
00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:04,065
r-roulade is...
387
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:05,525
r-ready.
388
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,080
Right.
389
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,394
Finally long awaited specialty roulade
390
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,320
from Voldemort Barani is ready.
391
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,400
And now we'll try it.
392
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:18,860
Ladies and gentleman,
393
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,680
I just want to say
a couple of words.
394
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,255
This specialty was created
by my teacher,
395
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:25,920
genius cook,
396
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,420
Viktor Petrovich Barinov,
the chef of this restaurant.
397
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,500
and I owe him everything.
398
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,100
And now all of you
will try this dish
399
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,760
and understand why I think
that he is genius.
400
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,315
A little bit weird taste, right?
401
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,880
Maybe it's because of prune?
402
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,660
Kinda... fusion.
403
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,520
What fusion?
404
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,520
Just solid vinegar.
405
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,580
Dear friends,
406
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,580
unfortunately it's time for me
to go to the airport,
407
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,660
but before I leave,
408
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:09,040
I'd like to make
a small present to my teacher.
409
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,200
Viktor Petrovich,
410
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,260
as a sign
of respect and appreciation,
411
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,380
here are the keys from mine...
412
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,380
and now are
from your new car.
413
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,620
And it's waiting for you
next to the staff entrance.
414
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,260
Hello.
415
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,300
Max.
416
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,960
Hi.
417
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,340
I'm almost ready
and the suitcase as well.
418
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:53,780
What about you?
419
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,780
Me? I'm as well.
420
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,280
I mean, I'm not.
421
00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:00,760
- I mean, I'm in process.
- Alright, pack and come to pick me up.
422
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,780
Kisses.
423
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,340
Yes, yes, likewise.
424
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,100
Max...
425
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,540
I think we...
426
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,900
do need to talk.
427
00:22:12,515 --> 00:22:14,585
Can you come over tonight?
428
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,500
- Today?
- Or you have plans?
429
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,540
Actually today...
430
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:24,720
I'm absolutely free.
431
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,100
Good.
432
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,300
I'll be waiting for you.
433
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,660
Yea...
434
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,160
That's an ill favour,
my defenders.
435
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,120
After all, Voldemort is a good man.
436
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,980
If he is good, then I'm bad.
437
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,780
And I'm not bad.
438
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,640
Or I'm bad, Lyova?
439
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,120
Good.
440
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,140
But you have hard time
to admit your mistakes.
441
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,320
Chef, looks like
I've cleaned up everything.
442
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,685
Of course, we can sprinkle
some perfume to make sure.
443
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,360
You've sprinkled already there.
444
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,280
Come on, clean.
445
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,440
Skunk.
446
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,520
Very often we rely on
the destiny,
447
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,360
as if it has already
decided for us something.
448
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,640
But the truth is
449
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,060
that we choose ourselves
450
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,520
whether to live
in the world of illusions
451
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,640
born by our grudges and mistakes
452
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,760
or leave the past behind
and move forward.
453
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,040
Sometimes its very easy
to make this choice.
454
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,000
Hello.
455
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,780
Have you
ordered pizza?
456
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,820
No.
457
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,520
Though most of the time
it's other way around.
458
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,100
- Finally, come in.
- Hi.
459
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,820
- Where is your stuff?
- Listen Sasha, I'm sorry...
460
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,560
but I'm not going
to Cyprus with you.
461
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:07,460
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462
00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:18,260
463
00:24:18,765 --> 00:24:19,765
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