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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:38,530 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. 2 00:01:41,456 --> 00:01:43,781 I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! 3 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,580 Actually, I find this rather relaxing, sir. 4 00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:50,169 Damn it to hell, Captain. Sit down there, will you? 5 00:01:50,757 --> 00:01:53,213 Rank has its privlleges, you know. 6 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:56,921 The general's aide is privlleged to be at ease with his CO, 7 00:01:57,055 --> 00:02:01,384 to find out he puts on his pants just like any other human, one leg at a time. 8 00:02:02,561 --> 00:02:05,313 -Do you want a drink? -No, thank you, sir. 9 00:02:08,734 --> 00:02:10,525 Privilege of command. 10 00:02:13,572 --> 00:02:18,863 Now, Captain Cash, I have over here a rather large problem. 11 00:02:19,036 --> 00:02:21,112 -Come here. -Yes, sir. 12 00:02:21,955 --> 00:02:25,158 Now, there sits the little Sicilian village of Valerno. 13 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:29,663 We just learned that it's being held by an Italian force, company strength. 14 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:32,916 I don't have to tell you that everything we've got is in the field. 15 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:36,626 My only available unit is Company C. 16 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:44,392 Now, the question is, do we bypass Valerno or do we knock it out? 17 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:47,056 Well, going strictly by the book, sir, we'd better... 18 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:49,769 -Wait a minute. Shove the book, Cash. -Yes, sir. 19 00:02:53,445 --> 00:02:56,197 They've got about as many decorations as Goring times 10. 20 00:02:56,365 --> 00:02:59,319 They're dead beat. They're due for evacuation. 21 00:02:59,785 --> 00:03:01,576 Now, what do you say? 22 00:03:01,787 --> 00:03:05,203 -Knock them out, sir. -They've got no leader, you know. 23 00:03:05,332 --> 00:03:07,657 Captain Ellsworth Cody is en route back to the States 24 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:11,043 and the lieutenant who's now in charge is... 25 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:12,713 Well, I don't want to say he's unstable, 26 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,678 Now, what do you say? 27 00:03:20,514 --> 00:03:22,091 Knock them out, sir. 28 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:28,226 Well, thanks for your help, Captain Cash, and good luck. 29 00:03:33,819 --> 00:03:35,527 -Good luck, sir? -That's right. 30 00:03:35,696 --> 00:03:37,938 I want to see what the book can do. 31 00:03:38,115 --> 00:03:40,404 I'm putting you in command of C Company. 32 00:03:42,536 --> 00:03:44,825 Yes, sir! Very good, sir! 33 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:46,663 Yeah, well, we'll see how good it is. 34 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:50,118 Those are good men, Cash. Don't waste any of them, 35 00:03:52,921 --> 00:03:55,128 I'll do my best, sir! 36 00:03:56,091 --> 00:03:59,792 -Oh. Wait a minute, Lionel. -Yes, sir. 37 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:03,339 Would you do something for me? Something very simple. 38 00:04:07,144 --> 00:04:09,302 -Sir? -Max. 39 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:11,721 Hardly anybody ever calls me that anymore, 40 00:04:11,899 --> 00:04:15,979 except my mother and the president, and I don't see much of them. 41 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:20,190 Just say to me, ''Good night, Max.'' 42 00:04:24,578 --> 00:04:26,202 Good night... 43 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,827 All right, all right.AII right, Cash. 44 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:34,706 That's all. You have things to do. 45 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,170 Good luck. 46 00:04:38,509 --> 00:04:41,296 And welcome to the brotherhood of command. 47 00:04:41,428 --> 00:04:43,634 Thank you, sir. 48 00:05:06,161 --> 00:05:07,536 Company C? 49 00:05:12,501 --> 00:05:14,873 Company... Who's in charge here? 50 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:18,169 Ranking officer? 51 00:05:18,841 --> 00:05:21,378 -Who's your ranking officer? -Got me. 52 00:05:23,303 --> 00:05:24,798 Who's in charge? Your ranking officer. 53 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:27,053 -We just work here. -Who's your ranking officer? 54 00:05:27,224 --> 00:05:29,632 Hey, back in line, buddy! We all got our problems. 55 00:05:29,768 --> 00:05:31,346 -Yeah, will you move on? -Yeah, come on. 56 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,521 Soldier, yours are just beginning! Now, what's your name? 57 00:05:34,648 --> 00:05:36,605 -Sergeant Rizzo. -Rizzo, huh? 58 00:05:39,111 --> 00:05:41,317 Now, where the hell is your ranking officer? 59 00:05:41,446 --> 00:05:44,198 Hey, sweetheart, he's talking about you! 60 00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:47,115 -You talking about me? -I've just about had it! 61 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:49,995 Tell him your whole name, stupid. 62 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:53,449 Lieutenant Christian. Lieutenant Jody Christian, serial number... 63 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:54,823 Can it! 64 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,667 and my first command to you is to shape these men up. 65 00:06:00,799 --> 00:06:05,378 I want soldiers at my back, not this cruddy collection of ragpickers. 66 00:06:05,512 --> 00:06:07,137 All leaves are canceled, Lieutenant. 67 00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:12,176 I want these men shaped up! 68 00:06:15,022 --> 00:06:16,895 I'm going now. 69 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:20,394 Didn't you forget something? 70 00:06:20,652 --> 00:06:23,108 -What did we forget? -Think. Think. 71 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:27,362 I think he wants a salute. 72 00:06:32,664 --> 00:06:33,613 Thank you. 73 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:43,048 Valerno? What is this stuff about Valerno? 74 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:07,899 Captain, why don't we give them a chance to surrender? 75 00:09:09,154 --> 00:09:10,269 One man. 76 00:09:11,031 --> 00:09:12,691 We'll send him into the village with a flag of truce. 77 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:16,200 Lieutenant, I fully appreciate the richness of your experience. 78 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:23,786 and we are going to take Valerno my way. By the book! Understand? 79 00:09:23,961 --> 00:09:25,586 Yes, your worship. 80 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:27,835 -What was that? -Nothing. 81 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,564 Captain Fausto Oppo at your service. 82 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:36,938 -Do you surrender? -What the hell do you mean, surrender? 83 00:12:37,112 --> 00:12:40,315 Do not get excited, Captain. I was merely asking. 84 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,613 -We'd rather die than surrender! -Really? 85 00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:45,951 Oh, ridiculous! Ask me to surrender! 86 00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:51,909 -Well, will you surrender? -But of course! 87 00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:59,132 You... Excuse me. 88 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,594 -You really surrender? -But of course. 89 00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:04,335 But please, Captain, let us savor this moment. 90 00:13:07,309 --> 00:13:09,302 and the moment of surrender... 91 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:11,888 -Listen, we have a song for you. -Yes. 92 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,765 -No, wait... -We have been expecting you for weeks. 93 00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:16,767 -Captain! Captain, please! -My children. 94 00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:24,906 The eyes of Texas are upon you 95 00:13:25,077 --> 00:13:26,026 Captain! 96 00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:29,328 All the live long day 97 00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:33,615 The eyes of Texas are upon you 98 00:13:34,253 --> 00:13:37,835 You cannot get away 99 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,668 Captain! Captain! 100 00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:47,173 -Captain! -You don't like it? 101 00:13:47,349 --> 00:13:50,884 No. No, the song is fine. Captain... Captain... 102 00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:55,641 Well, this is my village and these are my children. 103 00:13:55,816 --> 00:13:58,354 Marvelous, just marvelous. Now, we... 104 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,395 -Yes, excuse me. We... -Excuse me. 105 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,819 We fully, really, really appreciate the song. 106 00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:07,072 But if you'll just round up your men, we'll move out. Avanti, everybody! 107 00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,693 -No, no, no, out? Do you mean... -Yes, immediately. 108 00:14:09,872 --> 00:14:12,244 -No, no, no, it's impossible. -What? 109 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,871 -He said it's impossible. -I know what he said, Christian. 110 00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:19,588 -Then we agree. Why are we arguing? -Because you have... 111 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:22,212 Because you have already surrendered, you know. 112 00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:25,676 -You don't want us to surrender? -Of course. Of course, I do. 113 00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:28,384 -Well, I surrender! -All right, then move them out. Everybody! 114 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,342 -Captain, he's trying to tell us something. -Christian! 115 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,010 Will you keep out of this? 116 00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:37,685 Excuse me. Captain... 117 00:14:37,816 --> 00:14:40,188 Captain Oppo, you... 118 00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:44,729 Yes, very good. Now, we're making definite progress. 119 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:48,157 Now, if you have surrendered, it means that I... 120 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:51,571 -I am in command, huh? -But of course, we have agreed, Captain. 121 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:55,579 Splendid. Now, if I am in charge, I command you, Captain Oppo, 122 00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:02,046 Captain, it's impossible! First, there is the matter of the festival. 123 00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:05,216 -The festival? -Yes, tonight. 124 00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:07,259 There will be drinking, there will be singing, 125 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:09,427 there will be dancing in the streets. 126 00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:16,223 I cannot with hold from them such bliss. 127 00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:17,890 Therefore, we surrender tomorrow, okay? Tomorrow? 128 00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:19,773 No, no, no, no, no, you have already surrendered now! 129 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:22,524 -Well, then, move your men out!Avanti! -No, tomorrow, Captain! 130 00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:24,776 -Tomorrow! What’s the matter? -Damn it! Move your men out now! 131 00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:26,322 -You are shouting! -Technically, yes! 132 00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,356 -Yes! -Yes! 133 00:15:29,535 --> 00:15:30,993 Very... Very strange. 134 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,282 Look, Captain, we are at war! 135 00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:33,533 -I don't understand him! -We are at war! 136 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:40,541 -The survival of the loudest? -Move your men out! 137 00:15:43,423 --> 00:15:45,546 You are impossible, Captain! 138 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:51,129 -You are an impossible man! -Don't turn your back on me! 139 00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:54,473 Captain. Captain, I didn't get your name. 140 00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:01,222 -Captain Cash? -Yes? 141 00:16:02,985 --> 00:16:04,313 Bravo! 142 00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:07,896 Did you see that? 143 00:16:08,073 --> 00:16:10,694 Did you see that little gesture? Did you see that salute? 144 00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:12,777 What are they doing? What are they doing? 145 00:16:12,953 --> 00:16:17,116 -What are you doing? -No festival, no surrender! 146 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:19,501 We do not move from here! 147 00:16:19,501 --> 00:16:22,621 Mr. Christian! Move that man! 148 00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,579 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! 149 00:16:28,177 --> 00:16:29,172 Who are you? 150 00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:30,839 I am Giuseppe Romano. 151 00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:33,428 The mayor of Valerno. 152 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,725 Marvelous! Purely marvelous! And what do you want? 153 00:16:36,852 --> 00:16:38,476 What should I want? 154 00:16:38,645 --> 00:16:42,725 What should I want but your happiness? Your happiness and peace. 155 00:16:42,858 --> 00:16:46,274 You and Captain Oppo, you must not fight. 156 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:52,825 But now you are fighting and that is bad. Fighting settles nothing. 157 00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:57,031 We must find another way. The way of peace, yes? 158 00:16:58,248 --> 00:16:59,742 -Yes. -Good, good. 159 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,334 -Let us vote. -What? 160 00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:08,091 -No! -Captain Cash! 161 00:17:08,091 --> 00:17:10,214 -No! -Captain Cash! 162 00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:11,672 Yes? 163 00:17:16,225 --> 00:17:18,550 -Bravo! -He did it again! He did it again! 164 00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:21,604 -Mr. Christian. -Yes, sir? 165 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:24,435 Is he doing anything against the flag? 166 00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,975 -No. No, sir. -Then, what does it mean? 167 00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:31,446 Give me the exact, literal translation of that little gesture. 168 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:34,866 -Want it by the book, sir? -By the book! 169 00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:40,327 You're kidding! He said... Why, you... 170 00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:43,702 Captain! Captain, what is wrong in a festival? 171 00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:45,040 Look... 172 00:17:45,504 --> 00:17:49,336 Mr. Mayor, do you mind? Please. Mr. Mayor, do I look like an ogre? 173 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:54,256 I am in the Army, and I take orders, like anybody else, 174 00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:58,890 and that means that mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do or die! 175 00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:02,436 -Who said that? Who said that? -But, Captain... 176 00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:05,647 Captain, what is the harm in a festival? I do not understand. 177 00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:09,600 No! No! Nobody... Nobody understands! 178 00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:12,691 I understand, Captain. Captain. 179 00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:18,819 -I think it’s time we had a little talk. -I think it’s time we had a little talk. 180 00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:26,497 Now, Captain, before I say a word, I want to say that... 181 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:31,124 Granted this is unmilitary, granted it's ridiculous, granted it's insane. 182 00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:38,049 But now suppose, just suppose that you give them that festival. 183 00:18:38,473 --> 00:18:40,846 Out of the question! Give them the festival? Mr. Christian, that's... 184 00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:44,434 Listen. Listen. It would mean a guaranteed surrender. 185 00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:48,147 Now, which is more important? 186 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:52,902 A day’s delay in moving them out or fighting the war by the book? 187 00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:55,230 You told me yourself, it could affect the entire outcome of the war. 188 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,192 -It certainly could. -All right, then. 189 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,740 The hang-up is General Bolt. What about Bolt? 190 00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:06,740 What about the delay? What am I to do, send him a wire? 191 00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:09,955 ''Hello, Max, the weather's fine. Having a little party. 192 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:15,006 -I'll handle General Bolt. -How? 193 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,178 -Minow! -Yo! 194 00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,221 Look, as soon as you've established communications, 195 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:28,226 -''Have encountered minor resistance.'' -I like it! 196 00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:29,941 You like it? You like it? 197 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:32,646 -You like it? -Oh, Captain. 198 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:35,984 just who the hell can you trust? 199 00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:17,899 Then lump it, Rizzo. Lump it! This is war! It's not a picnic! 200 00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:22,240 Could even be a trap! That's it! That's it! 201 00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:24,161 One gigantic trap! 202 00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:27,454 Strategy-wise, they figure to weaken us with the wine and the women. 203 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,166 Remember the Trojan horse? Remember the Trojan horse? 204 00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:34,377 Do you realize how long... 205 00:20:38,343 --> 00:20:41,510 Listen, Rizzo, your job is to guard those Italians. 206 00:20:42,389 --> 00:20:44,845 Guard those Italians, and shadow Oppo's men. 207 00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:46,683 -No fraternizing, no boozing. -But, Captain... 208 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,562 Listen, I'm gonna say it once more, and this is it! 209 00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:52,980 -This is war. They are the enemy! -You're wrong! There's wine! 210 00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:58,277 Just remember that! 211 00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:01,240 Lieutenant Christian! Over here! 212 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,115 -Lieutenant Christian? All secure? -Sir? 213 00:21:05,579 --> 00:21:09,078 I'm going to move around the square now. See you anon, Lieutenant. 214 00:21:09,249 --> 00:21:10,743 Anon, Captain. 215 00:21:13,921 --> 00:21:17,124 Who did that? Who did that? 216 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,925 ''I am going to move around the square now!'' 217 00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:24,890 Why don't you get him off our backs? There's a party going on! 218 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,304 -I like parties more than I like parades. -So do I. 219 00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:30,679 Look, we'll see. I'll see what I can do, right? 220 00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:45,902 -What the hell! -Why not? 221 00:21:54,503 --> 00:21:57,172 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 222 00:22:02,427 --> 00:22:04,800 -Vino? -No, thanks. 223 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:10,259 -Yeah, why not? -All right, damn it! Why not? 224 00:22:12,229 --> 00:22:14,020 Beautiful! Beautiful! 225 00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:19,314 What the hell are you doing? 226 00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:22,898 -Well, Captain, we were just... -I know what you were just! 227 00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:26,074 Fraternizing with the enemy and drinking while on duty! 228 00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:30,704 The penalty for either offense can only be one thing, and that is... 229 00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:34,238 What the hell happened to my hat? Who took my... 230 00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:37,169 Give me that!Are you... 231 00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:44,879 -Rizzo! Rizzo! 232 00:22:48,682 --> 00:22:50,888 Have you taken leave of your senses, man? 233 00:22:51,059 --> 00:22:52,554 -Sir? -What about the Trojan horse? 234 00:22:52,728 --> 00:22:54,305 Did you forget that? Did you forget the Trojan horse? 235 00:22:56,481 --> 00:22:59,482 Well, listen to me, Rizzo. For the last time, this is war! 236 00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:01,401 Not a... Oh, no... 237 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:04,654 Oh, Lionel. Comrade in arms! 238 00:23:07,326 --> 00:23:08,784 How are you? 239 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,906 -What do you want? -To salute you. 240 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:17,751 -You're a disgrace to the uniform! -What? You insult a man who salutes you? 241 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,084 A descendant of Pax Romana, the victorious Roman legions? 242 00:23:24,718 --> 00:23:30,174 And you strike me as rather sad. Listen, why are you so serious? 243 00:23:30,349 --> 00:23:32,425 Come on, why don't you have a drink? 244 00:23:32,601 --> 00:23:35,009 Because while your responsibilities have terminated, 245 00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:47,731 Back to your posts! 246 00:23:51,828 --> 00:23:54,070 Back to your posts! 247 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,121 Back to your posts! 248 00:24:00,212 --> 00:24:02,454 Soldiers fraternizing with the enemy in time of war! 249 00:24:02,631 --> 00:24:04,125 Do you know what that means? Back to your post! 250 00:24:04,258 --> 00:24:05,966 Back to your post! Did you hear what I said? 251 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:07,878 Back to your post! 252 00:24:08,428 --> 00:24:09,757 Listen, fella. 253 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,508 Trying to strike an officer in a time of war! 254 00:24:11,682 --> 00:24:13,010 Do you know what that means? Back to your post! 255 00:24:13,141 --> 00:24:14,256 -Soldier, back to your post! -Yes, sir. 256 00:24:16,812 --> 00:24:20,395 Look at you! You're so young, sweet and gentle. What are you... 257 00:24:26,864 --> 00:24:31,940 -Captain Cash. Captain Cash! -We'll vote later. 258 00:24:32,077 --> 00:24:35,742 -Later we’ll vote. -Sit down. Sit down and rest. 259 00:24:37,124 --> 00:24:38,951 -I can't. I can't... -No, no, no, no, no. 260 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:42,958 Even a Caesar cannot go on fighting every day and every night. 261 00:24:47,092 --> 00:24:50,591 Look, Mr. Mayor, I am neither a tyrant nor a martinet! 262 00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:52,630 -I am... -Men's lives are in his hands, Romano. 263 00:24:52,764 --> 00:24:54,472 -I understand. -Do you really? 264 00:24:57,477 --> 00:25:00,229 Are you perhaps Sicilian? 265 00:25:01,231 --> 00:25:04,647 -No, why? Do I look Sicilian? -Not at all. 266 00:25:05,277 --> 00:25:07,068 -Have a drink. -Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm on duty. 267 00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:12,402 Captain, relax. I'll take care of it. Sit down. You're in good hands here. 268 00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:15,321 It is rumored that Hannibal crossing the Alps 269 00:25:15,495 --> 00:25:18,331 was in a state of complete and total drunk. 270 00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:22,915 -Hey, baby, wait for me! -Soldier! 271 00:25:23,045 --> 00:25:25,880 Soldier, come back here, soldier! Come back to your post! 272 00:25:26,048 --> 00:25:28,040 -Soldier, you... -Look, Captain, listen. 273 00:25:28,217 --> 00:25:29,497 -Listen, Captain. -What? 274 00:25:33,347 --> 00:25:35,802 Well, these people are touchy that way. 275 00:25:35,933 --> 00:25:38,768 Oh, we don't want to have snipers at our backs. 276 00:25:41,605 --> 00:25:45,104 Gentlemen! Gina, my daughter. 277 00:25:50,739 --> 00:25:52,317 -Good evening, Captain Cash. -Yes? 278 00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:53,943 How are you? 279 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:58,329 Oh, I am so happy to see you again, and... 280 00:25:58,497 --> 00:25:59,695 -Are you really? 281 00:25:59,831 --> 00:26:01,871 -Yes, of course. -My nerves are a little on edge. 282 00:26:03,669 --> 00:26:07,287 I have dynamite in a bottle. 283 00:26:07,506 --> 00:26:08,537 Get it. 284 00:26:10,217 --> 00:26:11,462 It isn't that, it's just that my men are waiting... 285 00:26:11,593 --> 00:26:12,922 Oh, please. Relax. 286 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:16,137 -Relax. Relax. Relax. -Your hands are very warm. Yes. 287 00:26:17,432 --> 00:26:18,677 -Oh, look at... -Thank you. 288 00:26:18,851 --> 00:26:19,846 Isn't he a handsome devil? 289 00:26:19,977 --> 00:26:21,008 -Oh, yes. -Here we are. 290 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,767 -You are beautiful. -Well, I don't know about beautiful. 291 00:26:25,941 --> 00:26:30,519 Oh, yes, please believe me. Oh, yes. For you. 292 00:26:30,696 --> 00:26:31,810 -Oh, no, I really... -Oh, yes, you must... 293 00:26:33,657 --> 00:26:36,278 -On me. -Oh, here, here. 294 00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:39,488 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 295 00:26:39,663 --> 00:26:43,530 -I propose a toast. To Gina's beauty! -Oh, thank you. 296 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,825 Not to drink is to call her ugly! 297 00:26:49,423 --> 00:26:52,543 -Oh, yes. Thank you. -Salute. Thank you. 298 00:26:59,683 --> 00:27:02,221 Hey, buddy, how about some wine? 299 00:27:18,744 --> 00:27:23,821 -To the defeat of the Axis Powers. -Defeat of the Axis Powers. 300 00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:30,503 -Isn't that treason? -That's not very diplomatic. 301 00:27:30,631 --> 00:27:34,296 Oh, sorry, to the defeat of the Axis Powers. 302 00:27:45,771 --> 00:27:48,855 -Is it wrong for me to drink? -Oh, no. Why? 303 00:27:49,024 --> 00:27:52,891 Is it wrong for birds to fly? 304 00:27:53,904 --> 00:27:55,019 Drunk? 305 00:27:55,739 --> 00:27:57,482 It is permissible for eagles! 306 00:27:57,658 --> 00:28:02,533 Eagles may fly drunk, and you, my brave captain, you are an eagle! 307 00:28:03,038 --> 00:28:05,363 A winged victory! 308 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,156 -Gina, an Cora. -Ah, yes. 309 00:28:08,335 --> 00:28:09,913 No, no, no, this one. 310 00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,084 Well? 311 00:28:13,131 --> 00:28:15,801 I don't like to waste good table wine. 312 00:28:16,552 --> 00:28:21,344 -Oh, God, my troops! -Oh, no! No, no! No, no, no, no! 313 00:28:21,515 --> 00:28:23,507 -My troops... -Relax. 314 00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:27,389 Rest, you eagle. 315 00:28:28,981 --> 00:28:30,938 Gina! 316 00:28:31,984 --> 00:28:33,775 Gina! 317 00:28:35,237 --> 00:28:38,024 Gina! Gina! 318 00:28:38,156 --> 00:28:41,656 Captain Oppo, happy New Year! 319 00:28:41,785 --> 00:28:44,572 Thank you! Thank you! Did you... 320 00:28:44,746 --> 00:28:46,406 -Have you seen Gina? -Gina? 321 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:52,744 Yes.An angel!Atemptress! A symphony!Avolcano! 322 00:28:52,921 --> 00:28:57,133 -Maybe she is in the hotel! -No, no, no! I just came out of there. 323 00:28:57,301 --> 00:28:59,044 -She's not in there. -Oh, no, no. 324 00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:05,349 There! There! 325 00:29:18,697 --> 00:29:23,489 -Where have I failed me? -You have done all you can, Captain. 326 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,653 Have I really? Have I really? 327 00:29:25,829 --> 00:29:28,581 -You have. Yes, you have. -Oh, no. 328 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,334 -Gina... -Yes? 329 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:36,413 Am I a fool to care? 330 00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:40,504 To General Dwight D. Eisenhower! 331 00:29:44,264 --> 00:29:48,476 To Senor Fandango Guava! 332 00:29:49,686 --> 00:29:53,186 -Who's he? -Flamenco dancer. 333 00:30:09,748 --> 00:30:12,417 -Come on, Oppo, it's all set up. -She is not my Gina! 334 00:30:12,584 --> 00:30:13,913 Who's Gina? 335 00:30:15,087 --> 00:30:17,625 Exactly my question. Who's Gina? 336 00:30:35,649 --> 00:30:36,645 Wait. 337 00:30:43,407 --> 00:30:45,862 -Nice, huh? -Bravo, very nice. 338 00:30:48,996 --> 00:30:53,788 To Elbert Hubbard of East Lackawanna. 339 00:30:55,002 --> 00:30:57,575 To Elbert Hubbard of East Wannalacka. 340 00:30:59,381 --> 00:31:00,377 No. 341 00:31:01,425 --> 00:31:05,008 No. It's East Lackawanna. 342 00:31:06,096 --> 00:31:08,302 Okay. Wannalacka. 343 00:31:09,016 --> 00:31:10,889 That's right, Wannalacka. 344 00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,182 -Wannalacka. -Wannalacka. 345 00:31:16,732 --> 00:31:18,605 Picture. Picture. 346 00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:30,827 Hey. Hold steady. 347 00:31:30,954 --> 00:31:32,365 I'm holding it steady. 348 00:31:36,001 --> 00:31:38,124 -Sorry, I... -It's all right. 349 00:31:38,462 --> 00:31:40,751 -Picture. -Nice. Easy, easy. 350 00:31:45,344 --> 00:31:47,835 All right, now look at your birdie. 351 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,554 I'm sorry. 352 00:32:09,034 --> 00:32:10,232 Gina... 353 00:32:10,827 --> 00:32:12,072 -Thank you. -Gina. 354 00:32:20,462 --> 00:32:22,870 There's a tavern in a town 355 00:32:23,048 --> 00:32:26,002 There are two taverns in a town, even! 356 00:32:26,468 --> 00:32:28,010 And lots of broads! 357 00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:29,589 There's a tavern... 358 00:32:39,481 --> 00:32:41,937 Yeah, well, you gotta beat three old ladies! 359 00:32:44,903 --> 00:32:49,150 Look who’s taking candy away from the bambinos here! 360 00:32:49,741 --> 00:32:52,861 We might have won this battle, but we're losing the war of nerves. 361 00:32:52,995 --> 00:32:56,494 Move over, baby. Move over. It takes one to beat one. 362 00:32:57,624 --> 00:32:58,787 Ten-hut! 363 00:33:06,341 --> 00:33:07,337 Lionel? 364 00:33:07,509 --> 00:33:10,712 All right, let's pull ourselves... Pull ourselves together. 365 00:33:14,516 --> 00:33:17,090 Thank you, my dear. Let's look smart! 366 00:33:17,227 --> 00:33:21,177 Let's conduct ourselves in a military manner. 367 00:33:21,356 --> 00:33:26,599 After all, cleanliness is next to Schofield Barracks. 368 00:33:27,321 --> 00:33:30,275 As you were. Cleanliness is... 369 00:33:32,993 --> 00:33:34,036 Yes! 370 00:33:34,036 --> 00:33:35,067 Cleanliness is next... 371 00:33:35,245 --> 00:33:39,658 Lionel. No. What are you doing? Come here, dear. 372 00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:41,120 Oh, sorry. 373 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,588 Sorry, my love.As you were, men. 374 00:33:50,552 --> 00:33:51,881 Oh, Lionel. 375 00:33:53,972 --> 00:33:55,965 -One more? -Yes, here. 376 00:33:57,309 --> 00:34:01,888 Lionel! Lionel, you mustn't slip. 377 00:34:02,606 --> 00:34:06,817 So our little cardboard soldier is a mortal, after all! 378 00:34:10,405 --> 00:34:14,699 I heard that, Sergeant Rizzo. You are treading on thin ice. 379 00:34:15,744 --> 00:34:20,240 Treading on thin ice, so watch what you say, friend. 380 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:23,369 Come on, come on. 381 00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:28,377 Come on, who's next? 382 00:34:28,507 --> 00:34:32,042 I am, but all I got are three balloons left in scrip. 383 00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:41,977 What's he saying? 384 00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:46,973 He says you can bet any part of your uniform or your gear. 385 00:34:47,192 --> 00:34:51,569 He says... He thinks... He likes yours. His is shabby. He likes ours better. 386 00:34:51,822 --> 00:34:53,102 Well, you tell him he's got a deal, man. 387 00:34:55,117 --> 00:34:56,860 Column of files to the left to the right. 388 00:34:57,035 --> 00:35:00,784 Column to the right, march. Hup, two, three, four. 389 00:35:00,956 --> 00:35:03,079 Hup, two, three, four. 390 00:35:05,669 --> 00:35:09,881 -That's no fair tickling now, come on! -You're ticklish? Well... 391 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:12,046 Oh! Gina, please. 392 00:35:12,217 --> 00:35:16,132 -That's classified information. I can't... -Oh, come here, dear. 393 00:35:16,305 --> 00:35:17,799 I tell no one. 394 00:35:17,973 --> 00:35:19,515 You promise, Gina? You promise you won't tell anyone? 395 00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:20,632 Cross my heart. 396 00:35:22,436 --> 00:35:23,550 Yes. Oh, yes? 397 00:35:23,687 --> 00:35:25,893 Promise you won't tell anybody. 398 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,561 -Because it's a big secret... -Oh, tell me. 399 00:35:28,734 --> 00:35:30,311 Tell me, please. 400 00:35:32,112 --> 00:35:33,939 You are a very warm people. You know that? 401 00:35:34,114 --> 00:35:36,735 -Yes? -Oh, you're so warm! I love this country. 402 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:42,075 -I bet my belt and my field jacket. -Easy, baby, easy! 403 00:35:43,123 --> 00:35:45,329 Quiet! I know what I'm doing! 404 00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:38,712 -A toast! -A toast to what? 405 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:41,469 Peace in our time! 406 00:36:46,064 --> 00:36:49,184 Do you think I'm a bad captain? 407 00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:50,984 Don't be foolish. 408 00:36:52,529 --> 00:36:54,486 -I'm not bad. -No. 409 00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:55,563 Firm. 410 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:57,362 But I'm not bad. 411 00:36:58,117 --> 00:36:59,944 ''Firm but fair Cash.'' 412 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:04,074 That's what they used to call me at O.C.S. 413 00:37:04,707 --> 00:37:07,376 -Where? -O.C.S. 414 00:37:08,419 --> 00:37:13,081 Otis, Couth and Slade. That's an advertising firm. 415 00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:17,040 You are a long, long way from there. 416 00:37:19,556 --> 00:37:21,299 I was an office boy. 417 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:25,599 -Is that a very good job? -Oh, yeah. 418 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:32,354 Tote that barge, block that ad. Clean out that basket. 419 00:37:35,113 --> 00:37:37,900 I was what they call a gofer. 420 00:37:38,867 --> 00:37:43,328 -What is ''gofer''? -Gofer? 421 00:37:45,373 --> 00:37:50,829 I used to go for coffee, go for stamps, but I had discipline. 422 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:56,669 Man needs discipline. You can die from lack of discipline. 423 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,344 That's good. 424 00:38:07,812 --> 00:38:10,979 -I feel guilty. -About me? 425 00:38:11,149 --> 00:38:13,474 No.About my men. 426 00:38:14,611 --> 00:38:16,354 General Bolt. 427 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:20,780 I'm like a son to dear old Max. 428 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,820 Who is Max? 429 00:38:26,247 --> 00:38:28,572 I don't know. That's what bothers me. 430 00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:28,158 Lieutenant Christian! 431 00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:36,700 Lieutenant Christian! 432 00:40:41,424 --> 00:40:43,796 Lieutenant Christian! 433 00:40:56,439 --> 00:40:59,974 -Lieutenant Christian! -Silence! 434 00:41:00,902 --> 00:41:04,353 -Lieutenant! -WII Corporal Minow cut out the racket? 435 00:41:05,907 --> 00:41:09,525 I just got the message. He's on his way here, right now! 436 00:41:09,702 --> 00:41:11,695 Judas priest! 437 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,949 -What time is he due? -09:00. 438 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:23,419 Stay. 439 00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:28,168 Don't move! 440 00:41:29,848 --> 00:41:31,971 I'll be right down. 441 00:41:34,936 --> 00:41:37,557 No, no, no, no! 442 00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:43,232 Oppo! Oppo, wake up. Wake up. 443 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:46,155 -Who are you? -Never mind who I am. Just... 444 00:41:46,322 --> 00:41:47,947 Are you awake? 445 00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:54,530 Look, now listen. We've got a hell of a lot of trouble here now. 446 00:41:54,956 --> 00:41:57,827 No, no, Oppo. Oppo? 447 00:42:00,670 --> 00:42:02,045 What is the time? 448 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:08,840 We're in a hell of a lot of trouble. 449 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:12,802 There's an American intelligence officer named Pott who's going to be here 450 00:42:14,184 --> 00:42:16,342 It's too late. The party's over now. 451 00:42:16,477 --> 00:42:18,517 No, no, no, we didn't invite him to the party. 452 00:42:18,646 --> 00:42:19,595 Why? 453 00:42:21,107 --> 00:42:23,479 that we were having a little battle here at Valerno, see? 454 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,104 But that's a lie. 455 00:42:25,904 --> 00:42:30,116 Yes, I know it's a lie. But we had to lie. We lied for you. 456 00:42:33,953 --> 00:42:36,871 Yes, I remember. We are grateful. Very grateful. 457 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,369 Oh, good, now I would like you to do a little something for me now. 458 00:42:41,544 --> 00:42:42,493 -Would you, please? -Yes. 459 00:42:43,588 --> 00:42:47,206 At exactly 09:15, 460 00:42:47,509 --> 00:42:50,000 I would like you to take your men, 461 00:42:51,012 --> 00:42:56,351 and march them right down to our field headquarters under a white flag of truce. 462 00:42:56,684 --> 00:42:59,175 -Flag of truce. -And forget about the festival. 463 00:42:59,395 --> 00:43:01,388 -This never happened. Understand that? -Yeah. Yeah. 464 00:43:01,564 --> 00:43:06,191 Now, look, we've been fighting. You've been resisting. 465 00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:08,525 -Yes. Yes. -You can understand that? 466 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:13,068 Yes. Don't be a child. I'm a descendant of Machiavelli. 467 00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:22,910 No, no, it's my hat. I gotta have my hat. 468 00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:52,323 Lieutenant Christian. 469 00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:31,977 Stay here and watch for Pott. 470 00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:53,166 Quiet! Quiet! 471 00:44:57,138 --> 00:45:00,637 Quiet! Listen, what the hell is going on here? 472 00:45:00,808 --> 00:45:04,142 These dum-dums won our uniforms in a card game last night. 473 00:45:04,270 --> 00:45:07,354 -We were all smashed and... -Where's the captain? 474 00:45:07,482 --> 00:45:10,055 -Digging latrines! Flying kites! -Rizzo! 475 00:45:10,235 --> 00:45:13,604 How the hell am I supposed to know? Leave me alone! I'm only a kid! 476 00:45:13,738 --> 00:45:16,146 Well, I have news from the front for you, my child! 477 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:22,403 -What? -Now! Oppo surrenders at 10:00. 478 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,367 We keep Pott company until he arrives, right? 479 00:45:25,542 --> 00:45:27,285 -Right. -And in the meantime, 480 00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:29,666 the costume ball is over! 481 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,336 Then go into town and shape up the troops. Capisce? 482 00:45:33,508 --> 00:45:35,168 Si, Si, I capisce. 483 00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:51,061 Lieutenant! 484 00:45:52,443 --> 00:45:54,270 Lieutenant Christian! 485 00:45:58,449 --> 00:46:00,027 -Pott! He's here! -What? 486 00:46:10,712 --> 00:46:14,247 All right, listen! Pott is here. A half a mile down the road. 487 00:46:14,424 --> 00:46:16,381 So hide, everybody, hide anywhere! 488 00:46:16,551 --> 00:46:18,591 -Hide! Hide! -Hide! Hide! 489 00:46:18,761 --> 00:46:21,252 -Where's Cash? -Upstairs with a broad! 490 00:46:21,806 --> 00:46:23,715 Hide! Hide! 491 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:30,687 No, no, no, no!AII right now. 492 00:46:30,857 --> 00:46:35,519 Put your hands down! Hide! Hide! 493 00:46:37,363 --> 00:46:38,312 Ten-hut! 494 00:46:40,033 --> 00:46:43,616 -Major! -Lieutenant Christian.At ease. 495 00:46:48,124 --> 00:46:51,742 Good Lord, these men look like they've been through hell! 496 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,455 Yes, sir, that about sums it up. Hell, sir. Pure hell. 497 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,129 -What’s the situation? -Fluid. 498 00:46:58,426 --> 00:47:01,462 Sir, I don't like the composition. Could I have you over there with... 499 00:47:02,972 --> 00:47:06,341 -Casualties? -Frightful, sir. 500 00:47:07,852 --> 00:47:09,679 -Damn shame. -Yes, sir. 501 00:47:10,563 --> 00:47:13,730 What about... Give your men at ease, Lieutenant. 502 00:47:16,027 --> 00:47:19,526 At ease, men!At ease, please! 503 00:47:21,658 --> 00:47:25,027 Look, he said, ''At ease.'' Can't you men fathom a simple order? 504 00:47:25,828 --> 00:47:28,995 Well, sir, they hate to let up even for an instant. 505 00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:31,830 Dulls their keen fighting edge. 506 00:47:33,294 --> 00:47:34,919 -No pictures, please! -No pictures? 507 00:47:35,088 --> 00:47:36,582 -No. -What's your name? 508 00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:40,211 Let's have that again, soldier! You're mumbling! 509 00:47:41,928 --> 00:47:43,303 What is he... 510 00:47:43,721 --> 00:47:47,220 It’s the incessant gunfire. I'm afraid they don't hear too well. 511 00:47:47,392 --> 00:47:49,266 All right. Fall in! 512 00:48:00,697 --> 00:48:03,366 -My God, it's Cash! -You may be right! 513 00:48:04,492 --> 00:48:06,650 Should you be moving him like that? I mean, what if he’s broken a... 514 00:48:06,828 --> 00:48:08,322 Crazy stubborn fool! 515 00:48:08,496 --> 00:48:12,790 -Out of a death bed to lead another attack! -Yes, they're like that. They're like that! 516 00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:16,293 These academy boys are like that. Stuck up. Know what I mean? 517 00:48:16,421 --> 00:48:17,915 Yeah. Come on. 518 00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:23,927 Right in here, sir. 519 00:48:27,265 --> 00:48:30,764 You guys are marvelous. You went through a lot of hell. 520 00:48:30,935 --> 00:48:33,224 Here, move in closer, move in closer. 521 00:48:33,396 --> 00:48:37,608 You, pull in. I want to get a picture of this. ''The heroes of Valerno.'' 522 00:48:45,491 --> 00:48:49,619 -Gina! Gina! -He's gone, sir. He's far gone! 523 00:48:49,787 --> 00:48:52,492 Smells like a distillery in here! 524 00:48:53,124 --> 00:48:57,585 Yes, sir. We had to improvise last night. We ran out of morphine. 525 00:49:01,299 --> 00:49:02,924 Oh, good morning! 526 00:49:05,678 --> 00:49:08,596 -Oh, Gina! -Who the hell is that? 527 00:49:08,765 --> 00:49:12,227 -Well, I am the daughter... -Of the local surgeon, sir. 528 00:49:12,227 --> 00:49:15,678 A partisan. Lost four brothers fighting the Nazis. 529 00:49:16,147 --> 00:49:18,021 -The nurse! -Nurse? 530 00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:21,686 -Oh, Lionel! Oh, help me! -Yes, sir. 531 00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:25,780 -Oh, my little choo-choo. -Choo-choo! 532 00:49:28,243 --> 00:49:29,868 Choo-choo, yes. Her little choo-choo. 533 00:49:30,036 --> 00:49:35,410 That's an idiomatic Italian colloquialism, meaning her ''poor wounded war hero.'' 534 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:38,330 -Well, this has gone far enough! -It has, sir? 535 00:49:38,503 --> 00:49:41,041 -Right. Order an air strike! -An airstrike? 536 00:49:43,258 --> 00:49:45,831 but we can certainly give you air support, Lieutenant! 537 00:49:46,010 --> 00:49:47,884 We'll level this bloody town! 538 00:49:56,145 --> 00:49:59,644 -Looks like they've got you, Major. -Me? What do you mean, me? 539 00:49:59,816 --> 00:50:01,809 Well, you're obviously the ranking officer. 540 00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:05,819 and decided to take you prisoner. 541 00:50:06,781 --> 00:50:09,106 -Listen, isn't there something... 542 00:50:09,576 --> 00:50:12,447 You'd better watch it, Major. He looks like a mean one to me. 543 00:50:12,704 --> 00:50:13,413 Down! Down! 544 00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:14,160 Down! Down! 545 00:50:18,459 --> 00:50:21,994 Just take it easy now, Major. They'll probably hold you prisoner in town. 546 00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:23,957 In town. Let's go, you! 547 00:50:24,132 --> 00:50:27,168 Don't worry about a thing, Major. We'll try to take care of it. 548 00:50:27,302 --> 00:50:29,627 Hey, you, shut up your mouth! 549 00:50:29,804 --> 00:50:33,054 Outside! Let's go! 550 00:50:39,314 --> 00:50:41,852 -Sergeant, don't do anything foolish. -Oh? For instance? 551 00:50:41,983 --> 00:50:43,892 Hey, you, get into the jeep. 552 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,276 No, Lumpe, for heaven's sake, not now! 553 00:51:16,684 --> 00:51:17,847 Come on! 554 00:52:14,909 --> 00:52:18,823 Benedetto! Benedetto! Benedetto! 555 00:52:19,706 --> 00:52:23,040 I've reached the bank! 556 00:52:44,856 --> 00:52:46,683 Are you sure? 557 00:52:47,358 --> 00:52:51,308 I've checked the map a hundred times. 558 00:52:51,529 --> 00:52:55,942 We are directly beneath the vault. 559 00:53:30,318 --> 00:53:33,652 All the live long day 560 00:53:37,534 --> 00:53:40,820 You cannot get away 561 00:53:54,801 --> 00:54:00,140 In compliance with the codes of war, having exhausted all available resources, 562 00:54:00,723 --> 00:54:03,048 and in the face of overwhelming... 563 00:54:07,897 --> 00:54:08,846 Excuse me. 564 00:54:09,649 --> 00:54:12,816 ...odds, we are compelled to surrender. 565 00:54:13,152 --> 00:54:14,101 Lieutenant. 566 00:54:15,738 --> 00:54:19,237 Hey, Lieutenant, hold it! Let me get a good picture. Nice smile, that's it! 567 00:54:19,409 --> 00:54:21,117 All right, fall in! 568 00:54:25,206 --> 00:54:26,486 Lionel! 569 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,573 Gina! Gina! 570 00:54:50,023 --> 00:54:51,517 The surrender is off! 571 00:54:51,649 --> 00:54:53,938 -Oh, come on, Oppo... -And you shut up, snake! 572 00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:57,561 Now I know why you stay with me in the bathtub! 573 00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:03,448 What’s the matter with you? No! 574 00:55:03,578 --> 00:55:08,074 The eyes of Texas are upon you 575 00:55:14,047 --> 00:55:20,216 All right, all right, gentlemen, let's go rescue our glorious leader from the ducks! 576 00:55:22,472 --> 00:55:24,678 -Hello. -Hello, Captain Cash. 577 00:55:24,849 --> 00:55:27,803 Come on. Come on. Up, up! Here we go! Get a hold of him. Take it easy. 578 00:55:30,522 --> 00:55:35,729 Are you all right? Are you all right? Oh, easy now. Right, yes. 579 00:55:37,028 --> 00:55:41,655 -What are you doing? Get out... -Come on. 580 00:55:52,502 --> 00:55:54,910 -Where is Potty? -Who? 581 00:55:55,088 --> 00:55:59,382 Potty! The major from Intelligence, that I wish to speak with immediately! 582 00:56:07,851 --> 00:56:09,179 The catacombs! 583 00:56:10,061 --> 00:56:12,350 A man gets in there and he is lost... 584 00:56:13,064 --> 00:56:20,063 ...Iost forever.An endless, hopeless maze! 585 00:56:44,554 --> 00:56:46,712 -But there didn't used to be a hole there. 586 00:56:48,099 --> 00:56:49,048 No. 587 00:57:02,030 --> 00:57:05,529 Remember, keep your mouth shut! What I told you was cosmic secret, right? 588 00:57:05,658 --> 00:57:08,825 Lieutenant, relax. I wouldn't give Pott the time of day! 589 00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:16,617 What have you done with the salami? 590 00:57:19,714 --> 00:57:20,663 What? 591 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,120 I ate it. 592 00:57:27,514 --> 00:57:31,464 Oppo! Now, look, be reasonable. Now, we're in a hell of a lot of trouble. 593 00:57:31,601 --> 00:57:33,926 You steal my Gina, I steal you Potty! 594 00:57:34,103 --> 00:57:35,348 -Steal my what? -His Potty. 595 00:57:35,522 --> 00:57:37,016 Yes, Potty. Major Potty. 596 00:57:37,190 --> 00:57:39,646 And if I tell him the truth about what happened last night... 597 00:57:39,776 --> 00:57:43,441 -Oppo, that's blackmail! -It is blackmail! 598 00:57:43,571 --> 00:57:44,769 Then you go! 599 00:57:47,742 --> 00:57:50,743 Take a squad of men and go find Major Pott! 600 00:58:53,683 --> 00:58:55,925 Watch out, now! Glasses! 601 00:59:06,279 --> 00:59:08,852 Sergeant Rizzo, please, don't do that! 602 00:59:42,857 --> 00:59:44,648 Here are those recon photos from Valerno, sir! 603 00:59:44,776 --> 00:59:46,354 Let's have them. 604 00:59:49,322 --> 00:59:51,813 Holy cow! ''Minor resistance,'' hell, 605 00:59:51,991 --> 00:59:54,612 they're fighting hand-to-hand in the streets! 606 00:59:55,662 --> 00:59:56,741 What? 607 00:59:57,664 --> 01:00:00,950 Wait a minute! Major what? Major who? 608 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,405 Major Pott of G-2. 609 01:00:03,711 --> 01:00:05,454 Pott came here during the festival? 610 01:00:05,588 --> 01:00:07,581 -No. No, no,just relax. Relax. -During the festival? Oh, no! 611 01:00:07,715 --> 01:00:10,384 -Come here, now. Lie down. -Come here. Relax. 612 01:00:10,552 --> 01:00:12,758 -Come on. There we go. -Yes, I have to lie down. 613 01:00:12,887 --> 01:00:14,927 Oh, Christian, what about Pott? 614 01:00:16,683 --> 01:00:17,928 Don't pause like that. Now just keep talking. 615 01:00:18,101 --> 01:00:19,476 I get very nervous when you pause. Keep talking. 616 01:00:19,644 --> 01:00:21,055 Well, first of all, you fell down the stairs. 617 01:00:21,187 --> 01:00:22,183 Check. I fell down the stairs. 618 01:00:22,355 --> 01:00:25,391 -Dead drunk. -I fell down the stairs dead drunk? 619 01:00:26,317 --> 01:00:27,597 Harriet! My cousin Harriet! 620 01:00:27,735 --> 01:00:30,308 -Major Pott, you idiot! -No, no, no,just... 621 01:00:31,865 --> 01:00:33,324 Oh, good! Good boy! 622 01:00:33,491 --> 01:00:36,112 See, if you can't trust your own lieutenant, who can you trust? 623 01:00:36,286 --> 01:00:38,409 But then, when he told me to order the air strike... 624 01:00:40,707 --> 01:00:43,993 -Strike where? Strike where? Strike here? -No, no, it's all right. I took care of it. 625 01:00:44,169 --> 01:00:45,580 -You took care of it? -I took care of it my way. 626 01:00:45,753 --> 01:00:47,710 -Your way? -I gave him to the Italians. 627 01:00:47,839 --> 01:00:51,208 -Gave him to the... Who? -Major Pott. 628 01:00:51,384 --> 01:00:53,258 You gave Pott to the Italians? 629 01:00:53,428 --> 01:00:55,586 Well, no, no, not really. Actually, it was Needleman and Rizzo. 630 01:00:55,763 --> 01:00:56,878 Rizzo and Needleman gave Pott away? 631 01:00:57,056 --> 01:00:58,515 Well, they were dressed in Italian uniforms, see? 632 01:00:58,683 --> 01:00:59,928 -When we went down... -In Italian uniforms? 633 01:01:00,101 --> 01:01:01,726 -Yes. -How could you... What's he saying? 634 01:01:02,854 --> 01:01:06,140 Look, what I'm trying to say is that the Italians won their uniforms 635 01:01:06,316 --> 01:01:08,807 -in a poker game the night before. -They won their uniforms in poker? 636 01:01:08,943 --> 01:01:10,686 They won their uniforms in poker? What are you... 637 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,314 -Relax. Relax. -I am relaxed! 638 01:01:13,156 --> 01:01:16,655 You see, Pott thinks that Needleman and Rizzo are Oppo's men. 639 01:01:16,826 --> 01:01:18,534 Christian, what did you do with Pott? 640 01:01:18,703 --> 01:01:20,779 -Well, we put him in jail, and then... -You put... 641 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:28,420 I'm going... I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy! What... 642 01:01:30,465 --> 01:01:33,170 Get out of town, filthy imperialist! 643 01:01:35,887 --> 01:01:37,796 John Wayne! 644 01:01:42,685 --> 01:01:44,642 What's going on? What's wrong? What have I done? 645 01:01:44,812 --> 01:01:48,146 -Oh, who the hell knows, Captain? 646 01:01:48,316 --> 01:01:51,068 It's them! It's them! Look at them! It’s them! 647 01:01:51,236 --> 01:01:53,905 -What's with him? -What's not with me? Major Pott! 648 01:01:55,865 --> 01:01:59,234 -Who said he's in jail? -Oh, you mean, he isn't? 649 01:01:59,410 --> 01:02:02,826 -He escaped. -My whole life just passed in front of me. 650 01:02:02,997 --> 01:02:04,622 I can't find him for beans. 651 01:02:06,459 --> 01:02:09,793 Yeah, down in some tunnels under the town. 652 01:02:09,963 --> 01:02:12,834 Catacombs or something. Oppo said that's a maze. 653 01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:16,964 -Guys get lost in there for weeks. -Oh, don't be an idiot. They die. 654 01:02:20,473 --> 01:02:23,308 -Hold his head.Are you all right, Captain? 655 01:02:26,062 --> 01:02:27,556 I'm all right. 656 01:02:29,399 --> 01:02:31,522 I'm all right. Yes. 657 01:02:34,946 --> 01:02:37,567 I could hardly let Pott just go ahead and order an air strike, 658 01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:41,026 and I wasn't about to tell him that we captured the Italians yesterday, 659 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,200 and we gave them a little night off... 660 01:02:43,371 --> 01:02:45,827 Captain, would you stop that? 661 01:02:45,999 --> 01:02:47,956 -What? -That humming! 662 01:02:48,084 --> 01:02:51,833 So! This is how you keep order in my village, Captain Cash? 663 01:02:52,005 --> 01:02:55,374 Riot and disorder! Leave town! Get out! 664 01:02:55,550 --> 01:02:56,546 -Papa! -Get out! 665 01:02:57,927 --> 01:03:02,506 My daughter! My daughter! You drunken swine! 666 01:03:03,057 --> 01:03:06,508 How can you dare to debauch my innocent daughter? 667 01:03:27,123 --> 01:03:29,614 Lieutenant Christian, you're sitting on my bed. 668 01:03:30,919 --> 01:03:32,461 I just want to finish my explanation. 669 01:03:32,629 --> 01:03:34,752 Oh, good. I was hoping there might be more. 670 01:03:34,923 --> 01:03:37,129 Well, you see, the reason we had to get rid of Major Pott 671 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:40,586 was because pretty soon Oppo was going to surrender. 672 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:42,252 It was all set up. 673 01:03:43,932 --> 01:03:46,933 Oppo promised to keep his mouth shut, about the festival, I mean. 674 01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:48,969 Then you fell off the balcony in your underwear. 675 01:03:49,103 --> 01:03:50,301 On purpose? 676 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,105 Oh, come on, Captain, get with it, will you? 677 01:03:52,273 --> 01:03:53,933 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you. 678 01:03:54,108 --> 01:03:56,017 -Did Oppo surrender? -No, no, he didn't surrender. 679 01:03:56,194 --> 01:03:59,065 -Then he saw Gina practically nude. -Nude! 680 01:04:00,823 --> 01:04:03,528 Oh, Lionel, I am so sorry, my little choo-choo, 681 01:04:03,701 --> 01:04:05,326 but I must go now. 682 01:04:06,371 --> 01:04:07,450 Bye. 683 01:04:14,796 --> 01:04:18,379 So, that's when we found out that Pott was missing. 684 01:04:19,425 --> 01:04:21,382 -Then we had the fight. -Who? 685 01:04:21,511 --> 01:04:23,171 -Everyone. -Oh, that's only fair. 686 01:04:23,346 --> 01:04:27,807 -Then the recon plane flew over. -And they were taking our pictures? 687 01:04:27,976 --> 01:04:29,933 Will we be in the papers? 688 01:04:31,354 --> 01:04:32,729 Lieutenant! 689 01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:35,811 Captain, message from General Bolt. 690 01:04:40,071 --> 01:04:43,191 ''Your gallantry has inspired us all. 691 01:04:43,366 --> 01:04:47,743 ''Impossible to send reinforcements. Keep fighting. 692 01:04:47,871 --> 01:04:50,825 ''Our hopes and prayers are with you.'' 693 01:05:11,394 --> 01:05:13,802 Boy, I gotta get out of here! 694 01:05:13,938 --> 01:05:16,607 I can't spend the whole night in this place. 695 01:05:16,774 --> 01:05:20,024 Now, listen, you got in here, you can get out. 696 01:05:20,195 --> 01:05:23,315 There's got to be a way out. Just don't lose your head. 697 01:05:28,786 --> 01:05:32,036 Are you crazy? Let's surrender! 698 01:05:32,874 --> 01:05:36,457 You'll get us trapped because your girl threw you over. 699 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:38,537 Silence! I am in command! 700 01:05:40,965 --> 01:05:42,543 Okay. Christian. 701 01:05:43,468 --> 01:05:44,713 Captain, I want to... 702 01:05:44,886 --> 01:05:45,882 Hold it. He's hung up back here. 703 01:05:46,054 --> 01:05:47,003 -Wait a minute. -Let him hang. 704 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:48,378 -All right. -Are you okay? 705 01:05:48,515 --> 01:05:50,389 I'm all right, just relax. 706 01:05:50,558 --> 01:05:53,642 -I can stand on my own two... -Look out, there he goes again! 707 01:05:53,811 --> 01:05:55,851 I'll take you up. Come on. 708 01:05:56,397 --> 01:05:58,437 -Captain Oppo. -What do you want? 709 01:05:58,566 --> 01:06:00,393 I think you and I should have a little talk. 710 01:06:00,568 --> 01:06:03,355 -You don't have any Potty, eh? -Any what? 711 01:06:04,239 --> 01:06:05,947 -Potty! Potty! -Major Pott. 712 01:06:07,325 --> 01:06:11,619 We will find your Potty! And then you will surrender to me! 713 01:06:11,746 --> 01:06:15,329 No, Captain, we will find the major, and you will surrender to me! 714 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,663 Oh, we shall see. 715 01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:21,204 I've had just about enough... 716 01:06:26,427 --> 01:06:28,965 -What is going on? -A message from his general! 717 01:06:31,933 --> 01:06:34,258 What is he saying? What is it? What is it? What is he saying? 718 01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:38,261 It says, ''Your courage has inspired us. Keep fighting.'' 719 01:06:39,274 --> 01:06:40,768 Keep fighting? Keep fighting? 720 01:06:40,942 --> 01:06:45,438 Well, well, well, how does it feel to be in the same boat, Captain Oppo? 721 01:06:45,613 --> 01:06:47,404 -Captain Cash... -Yes. 722 01:06:47,949 --> 01:06:48,945 He did it again! 723 01:06:49,117 --> 01:06:50,445 -Listen here... -Now, wait a minute, gentlemen. 724 01:06:50,618 --> 01:06:52,409 Listen, Captain Cash! 725 01:06:53,121 --> 01:06:56,371 Gentlemen! Now, wait a minute. Hey! Wait! Wait. 726 01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:59,038 May I make a suggestion, Captain, please? 727 01:06:59,210 --> 01:07:00,206 Go ahead, Lieutenant. 728 01:07:02,213 --> 01:07:05,499 is going to be on your record, every word on your record! 729 01:07:05,675 --> 01:07:07,335 Thank you, Captain. 730 01:07:07,468 --> 01:07:11,300 Now, gentlemen, it seems that we're faced with a Mexican stand-off. 731 01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:13,637 No one can move until we find Pott. 732 01:07:15,476 --> 01:07:18,049 Yes, in the meantime, there'll be more recon planes flying over. 733 01:07:18,229 --> 01:07:19,854 More recon planes flying over. 734 01:07:20,023 --> 01:07:23,107 And if those photographs show that we're not fighting, 735 01:07:23,276 --> 01:07:25,434 we've had it, gentlemen, purely had it! 736 01:07:27,197 --> 01:07:31,325 Until we find Major Pott and get this surrender thing worked out, 737 01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:32,862 we fake a battle! 738 01:07:33,036 --> 01:07:34,696 What is he saying? 739 01:07:34,871 --> 01:07:36,662 What did he say? Did he say, fake a battle? 740 01:07:36,831 --> 01:07:38,159 -Yes, sir. -That's what I thought he said. 741 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:39,578 -Fake a battle here? -Fake a battle! 742 01:07:39,751 --> 01:07:41,625 -Well, what the hell else is there to do? -That's a good idea! 743 01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:42,784 -Yeah! -We can do it! 744 01:07:42,962 --> 01:07:44,955 -Fake a battle! -Fake a battle? 745 01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:47,840 Get back! Get back! 746 01:07:48,718 --> 01:07:50,545 -Captain? -What? 747 01:07:50,678 --> 01:07:51,876 -Captain? -What? 748 01:07:52,055 --> 01:07:53,086 Message from General Bolt. 749 01:07:53,264 --> 01:07:54,972 Oh, Major Bolt. What does he want? What does he want? 750 01:07:55,099 --> 01:07:57,934 He wants to know how the battle is coming. 751 01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:00,433 Now, take him over... 752 01:08:00,563 --> 01:08:03,766 -Let's get him over. -Here we go. Here we go, up! 753 01:08:06,945 --> 01:08:09,780 It's just a question of time. I'll get out of here. 754 01:08:09,948 --> 01:08:14,657 What? You really think so? No, some like it in the pot, nine days old. 755 01:08:27,465 --> 01:08:28,959 Poor bastards! 756 01:08:29,092 --> 01:08:30,123 Isn't there something we can do? 757 01:08:30,301 --> 01:08:32,507 Ah, now, Charlie,just what the hell would you suggest? 758 01:08:32,637 --> 01:08:35,971 Show me one soldier who isn't up to his G.I. tail in shot and shell, 759 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:38,548 and I'll send him back up there to reinforce C Company! 760 01:08:38,726 --> 01:08:40,517 But we can give them air support, General. 761 01:08:40,687 --> 01:08:43,854 Order Cash to pull his men out to the hills, then level the town. 762 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:48,897 According to C Company's latest communication, 763 01:08:49,070 --> 01:08:52,190 they stand a better chance trying to take that town than to retreat into the hills. 764 01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:54,903 Captain Cash says it'd be suicide to pull out. 765 01:08:55,034 --> 01:08:59,363 So, if they don't pull out, we can't very well level the town, can we, Colonel? 766 01:09:03,001 --> 01:09:05,670 They'll just have to wait until we take Messina, that's all. 767 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,180 Back inside, you... 768 01:10:07,482 --> 01:10:09,142 Needleman, die! 769 01:10:19,244 --> 01:10:22,162 That was beautiful, Robert! Beautiful! 770 01:10:22,330 --> 01:10:24,287 Lieutenant, look at that! 771 01:10:28,461 --> 01:10:29,789 What do they think they're doing? 772 01:10:32,382 --> 01:10:36,249 Hey, lady, wait a minute. You're not supposed to be up here. 773 01:10:36,970 --> 01:10:38,250 We're rehearsing. 774 01:10:38,429 --> 01:10:43,470 When the plane comes over, if you're up here hanging laundry... 775 01:10:46,187 --> 01:10:47,598 Lieutenant! 776 01:10:50,567 --> 01:10:54,517 Go tell that lady to quit interfering with our rehearsal! 777 01:10:55,488 --> 01:10:56,651 Right. 778 01:11:11,087 --> 01:11:12,629 No! No! No! 779 01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:15,459 No, no, no! 780 01:11:15,592 --> 01:11:16,967 What no? You're dead! 781 01:11:17,135 --> 01:11:19,258 No, this is supposed to resemble a real battle. 782 01:11:19,429 --> 01:11:21,137 Then fall down! 783 01:11:21,264 --> 01:11:23,340 You've just been shot at close range 784 01:11:23,516 --> 01:11:25,888 by the greatest marksman in the Italian army! 785 01:11:28,438 --> 01:11:31,973 No. When I open fire, no one is exempt! 786 01:11:42,619 --> 01:11:45,988 Are you sure this time? 787 01:11:46,164 --> 01:11:48,406 Trust me, beloved! 788 01:12:00,178 --> 01:12:02,503 Hey, that's pretty good, Minow. 789 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,615 Needleman! Minow! Get your tails down here! 790 01:12:31,334 --> 01:12:34,205 Come on, come on. Crowd around here now. 791 01:12:34,379 --> 01:12:37,166 Come on. Come on, now. Crowd around here! 792 01:12:39,425 --> 01:12:41,583 Oppo, bring them up here, huh? 793 01:12:41,719 --> 01:12:46,048 Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's all very gratifying, gentlemen. 794 01:12:51,688 --> 01:12:53,313 Get up here, Oppo. 795 01:12:53,648 --> 01:12:57,562 Now translate this for me. Maybe we can eliminate some of these coffee breaks. 796 01:12:57,735 --> 01:12:58,684 Okay. 797 01:12:59,821 --> 01:13:01,778 Some of the temperament. 798 01:13:03,491 --> 01:13:07,571 All right, all right. Now, Captain Cash is going to be here any minute. 799 01:13:07,745 --> 01:13:09,405 We all know what that means, right? 800 01:13:09,539 --> 01:13:11,579 -Hey, Lieutenant! -Okay? 801 01:13:11,916 --> 01:13:13,707 What do you want, Blair? 802 01:13:13,877 --> 01:13:16,119 Aircraft coming this way, sir! 803 01:13:17,505 --> 01:13:18,964 Damn! Okay. 804 01:13:19,591 --> 01:13:22,925 Got no choice. This is it. Come on, places! Come on. 805 01:13:27,765 --> 01:13:30,552 All right now, Oppo, no mistakes this time. 806 01:13:30,727 --> 01:13:33,562 One cup of coffee and I start using live ammo, got it? 807 01:13:38,026 --> 01:13:39,769 Back inside, hookers! 808 01:13:40,278 --> 01:13:45,521 No, no, inside, ladies, please, huh? Back inside, ladies! Inside! 809 01:13:46,576 --> 01:13:48,035 Oppo, eh? 810 01:13:53,082 --> 01:13:54,245 Please, huh? 811 01:13:54,417 --> 01:13:58,415 Hey, Lieutenant! Lieutenant! About two miles and closing! 812 01:13:58,546 --> 01:13:59,577 - Don't give me ideas! 813 01:13:59,756 --> 01:14:01,131 One of those broads beat me out of six bucks. 814 01:14:01,257 --> 01:14:03,297 -You haven't had six bucks in a year! -That's what you think. 815 01:14:03,426 --> 01:14:05,419 Minow, Needleman, get out there! 816 01:14:05,595 --> 01:14:06,758 Get back to your places! 817 01:14:06,930 --> 01:14:08,887 And give me back that six bucks. 818 01:14:09,015 --> 01:14:10,842 -I don't know where it is. -Yeah? Go find it! 819 01:14:50,098 --> 01:14:54,843 Fate has intervened in the form of Valerno! 820 01:14:54,978 --> 01:14:58,810 We merely land a division, take the village... 821 01:14:58,940 --> 01:15:02,938 and we would outflank the Americans and the English! 822 01:15:04,612 --> 01:15:07,898 Divert Panzer Group Mendenheim to Valerno at once! 823 01:15:19,711 --> 01:15:22,712 Three days. Three incredible days! 824 01:15:23,423 --> 01:15:26,507 And what have we accomplished? I'll tell you. 825 01:15:26,676 --> 01:15:28,882 We have misplaced Major Pott. 826 01:15:30,013 --> 01:15:35,932 This idiot has made a move, directed by Cecil B. Christian, 827 01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:42,021 starring the Three Knuckleheads, and that famous Italian hero, Kid Guts. 828 01:15:42,192 --> 01:15:43,437 Salt. 829 01:15:48,740 --> 01:15:50,234 In the meantime, there's a war going on. 830 01:15:50,366 --> 01:15:53,817 Not a documentary, but a war! A real, live war! 831 01:15:53,995 --> 01:15:56,866 -They also serve... -Cut it! Just knock it off! 832 01:15:57,832 --> 01:16:00,667 while we're playing ''Button, button, who's got the button?'' 833 01:16:00,793 --> 01:16:03,664 Well, gentlemen, I've had it! I have had it! Do you understand? 834 01:16:03,838 --> 01:16:08,215 No more games! The Italians are moving out! Today! Now! 835 01:16:10,011 --> 01:16:11,422 What about Major Pott, sir? 836 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:16,345 -Well, Captain Oppo? -Well, Captain, we do not surrender. 837 01:16:16,518 --> 01:16:18,724 Then we fight. How does that grab you, Oppo? 838 01:16:18,895 --> 01:16:21,137 Fight, shoot, kill! 839 01:16:24,025 --> 01:16:26,065 Well, make up your mind. Seconds are ticking... 840 01:17:11,072 --> 01:17:12,614 Captain. Let's go. 841 01:17:12,782 --> 01:17:15,617 -Come on, Captain. -It's all right now. Up, up, upsy-daisy. 842 01:17:21,666 --> 01:17:22,911 -You speak English? -Of course. 843 01:17:23,042 --> 01:17:26,625 -What do you want? -My men, why are they prisoners? 844 01:17:26,754 --> 01:17:28,830 I might ask you the very same question. 845 01:17:29,007 --> 01:17:30,881 We found them consorting with the enemy. 846 01:17:31,050 --> 01:17:34,170 Take your place with the rest of the prisoners. 847 01:17:34,929 --> 01:17:37,254 I didn't get your name, Colonel. 848 01:17:37,432 --> 01:17:41,512 -Colonel Kastorp. -Oh, Colonel Kastorp. 849 01:17:48,943 --> 01:17:51,315 -Colonel Kastorp? -Yeah? 850 01:17:52,071 --> 01:17:54,277 Hey, Oppo, Oppo! 851 01:17:57,869 --> 01:17:58,984 No. 852 01:18:10,673 --> 01:18:12,381 March them out! 853 01:18:26,731 --> 01:18:28,854 Darling, I'm home. 854 01:18:41,746 --> 01:18:43,240 That's right! That's right! 855 01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:45,620 And that's why we are here, Oppo, because of you! 856 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,537 You and your bloody soccerball! You and your bloody festival! 857 01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:50,045 Kindly please do not shout. 858 01:18:50,213 --> 01:18:54,341 Oppo, kindly do not live, because you, you are my albatross. 859 01:18:54,509 --> 01:18:58,423 You are my millstone, and you, you are my flaming white elephant! 860 01:18:59,722 --> 01:19:00,920 -Rizzo! Oh, you! -People are watching. 861 01:19:01,558 --> 01:19:04,345 Olly, Olly, oxen free! 862 01:19:04,894 --> 01:19:06,602 One-sided run leg-off!. 863 01:19:06,771 --> 01:19:09,344 Up the rebels! Down the chimney! 864 01:19:09,524 --> 01:19:12,062 Down, down, down, derry down, derry down! 865 01:19:12,193 --> 01:19:16,689 Yes, yes. What? What? What's this? 866 01:19:17,907 --> 01:19:21,241 What ho! My lucky helmet! 867 01:19:21,619 --> 01:19:24,157 The boy stood on the burning deck. 868 01:19:24,330 --> 01:19:26,239 His fleece was white as snow, 869 01:19:26,374 --> 01:19:31,036 and everywhere that Barry went, the ship was sure to go. 870 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,045 Garbo speaks! 871 01:19:33,590 --> 01:19:35,832 Take two and hit to the right! 872 01:19:36,342 --> 01:19:39,592 Stroke! Stroke, you devils! Stroke! 873 01:19:40,013 --> 01:19:43,347 Din... Gunga Din, bring water, you beggar! 874 01:19:43,808 --> 01:19:45,848 I do not surrender because you took my Gina! 875 01:19:46,019 --> 01:19:48,059 You did not surrender because you are a frink! 876 01:19:48,229 --> 01:19:52,393 -A frink? -Yeah, a fraud, a fink, a frink! 877 01:19:54,152 --> 01:19:56,228 That's right, don't argue with me! I am sick! 878 01:19:58,865 --> 01:19:59,980 What... 879 01:20:02,243 --> 01:20:05,577 -Major Pott! -Tippy Canoe and Tyler, too! 880 01:20:06,623 --> 01:20:08,414 Major Pott, are you all... 881 01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:12,661 If nominated, I will not run! If elected, I... Back! Back! 882 01:20:14,214 --> 01:20:17,832 Where cheetah? Where apple pan dowdy? 883 01:20:18,009 --> 01:20:21,378 Send me your poor, your tired, your homely. 884 01:20:21,554 --> 01:20:24,804 Send me your... Back! Back! Back! 885 01:20:24,974 --> 01:20:26,516 Elephantiasis! 886 01:20:37,654 --> 01:20:38,899 Captain? 887 01:20:39,614 --> 01:20:41,025 Captain Cash? 888 01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:43,778 Captain Cash? 889 01:20:47,455 --> 01:20:50,242 -What is this place, Oppo? -It's part of the catacombs. 890 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:52,948 This must be the gladiator's room. 891 01:20:53,545 --> 01:20:55,004 Captain Cash. 892 01:20:56,339 --> 01:20:57,502 -Thank heaven. -What happened? 893 01:21:00,718 --> 01:21:04,668 He's out of his mind! He went screaming down the tunnel here! Screaming! 894 01:21:04,806 --> 01:21:07,807 -What is it, Oppo? Where does it go? -Back to the center of the village. 895 01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:10,852 -Yes, we'll gather at the river 896 01:21:12,063 --> 01:21:14,732 Lieutenant, we have to get word back to the general. 897 01:21:14,899 --> 01:21:15,848 You and I are taking off. 898 01:21:16,025 --> 01:21:19,608 After dark, I want you to start slipping the men out. 899 01:21:19,779 --> 01:21:21,855 Well, sir, what happens when there's only five of us left? 900 01:21:24,033 --> 01:21:25,741 -Slip out all the traffic will bear. -Right. 901 01:21:25,910 --> 01:21:29,742 Crisis-wise, the important thing is to get word back to the general. 902 01:21:29,914 --> 01:21:31,194 All right. 903 01:21:59,694 --> 01:22:05,364 We will use this as our headquarters. Officers quartered upstairs. 904 01:22:05,533 --> 01:22:08,783 We have the finest accommodations. 905 01:22:08,953 --> 01:22:14,623 I will have dinner at precisely 8:00. Send up a bottle of your finest wine. 906 01:22:16,419 --> 01:22:18,412 Send her up, too. 907 01:22:20,715 --> 01:22:23,384 We must kidnap Colonel Kastorp! 908 01:22:28,014 --> 01:22:34,052 He is the same notorious colonel who led the attack on Leningrad. 909 01:22:36,356 --> 01:22:38,598 The party will reward us! 910 01:22:38,816 --> 01:22:42,481 We'll go to Russia! We'll be heroes! 911 01:22:48,409 --> 01:22:51,410 He has ordered a bottle of wine. 912 01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:57,491 We'll drug the wine. 913 01:23:17,647 --> 01:23:19,272 Oh, wait a minute. 914 01:23:42,213 --> 01:23:43,707 Help me get it on. 915 01:24:12,076 --> 01:24:14,033 Oppo, now listen to me. 916 01:24:14,621 --> 01:24:18,666 I want you to take me to the edge of town and double back to get the men. 917 01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:22,374 They'd never find their way alone. Okay? Come, let's go. 918 01:24:30,053 --> 01:24:32,093 Come on, come on, quickly! 919 01:24:33,056 --> 01:24:34,550 You come with me! 920 01:27:10,755 --> 01:27:15,168 So what? Relax, relax. Be natural.And smile. 921 01:27:15,802 --> 01:27:17,177 Smile. 922 01:27:18,847 --> 01:27:22,512 Not like a man, like a girl, eh? 923 01:27:25,770 --> 01:27:29,305 -Here he comes. Here he comes. -Embrace me. Embrace me. 924 01:28:37,425 --> 01:28:42,301 Rizzo, Needleman, Minow, Lumpe! In the hole! Come on! 925 01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:55,639 All right, look. The Germans got Cash. 926 01:28:55,777 --> 01:28:56,773 -You're kidding. -Yeah. 927 01:28:58,279 --> 01:28:59,773 Lumpe, you take charge here. 928 01:28:59,948 --> 01:29:02,404 Get out as many men as you possibly can without being too damn obvious. 929 01:29:02,534 --> 01:29:04,242 -Right. -I'll send Oppo back as guide. 930 01:29:04,410 --> 01:29:06,616 Come on, Oppo. Let's go. 931 01:33:28,591 --> 01:33:29,871 Colonel? 932 01:33:36,140 --> 01:33:38,263 -Oh, Lionel! -It's me, it's me. 933 01:33:39,936 --> 01:33:41,478 What happened? 934 01:33:41,604 --> 01:33:44,558 I don't know. I think he's dead. 935 01:33:48,027 --> 01:33:52,736 Oh, Lionel, you must do something. They are going to shoot all the prisoners. 936 01:33:52,907 --> 01:33:53,856 They what? 937 01:33:54,033 --> 01:33:56,868 Tomorrow, at dawn, all of the men in the stadium. 938 01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:59,574 -By his orders! -Why that... 939 01:35:07,106 --> 01:35:08,351 -Gina, listen. -Yes. 940 01:35:08,483 --> 01:35:10,689 And listen very carefully. 941 01:35:11,194 --> 01:35:14,812 I want you to sit by the manhole cover and wait for Christian. 942 01:35:14,989 --> 01:35:19,201 He should be coming up any minute now. Warn him about the execution. 943 01:35:19,369 --> 01:35:22,572 Tell him I'm trying to make it back to General Bolt. 944 01:35:22,747 --> 01:35:26,661 Send someone else if I don't make it. Now, do you understand? 945 01:36:29,063 --> 01:36:30,391 Well? 946 01:37:07,894 --> 01:37:12,852 I'm an American! I am not Kastorp! Let me go! I'm an American! 947 01:37:29,290 --> 01:37:30,369 Gina! 948 01:37:32,168 --> 01:37:33,995 -No, no, no, in English. -Yes, in English. 949 01:37:34,170 --> 01:37:37,753 Cash, he has escaped. He is going to the American general. 950 01:37:37,924 --> 01:37:41,625 But the Germans are going to kill you all, all of the prisoners! 951 01:37:55,233 --> 01:37:56,692 It's himself. 952 01:37:57,068 --> 01:37:59,606 Oh, Lionel. Oh, Lionel! 953 01:37:59,779 --> 01:38:02,400 -Cash? -Come on, wake up, baby! 954 01:38:04,742 --> 01:38:06,735 Hey! Hey! It's our guys. It's all right. 955 01:38:09,622 --> 01:38:11,911 -How many more can Lumpe get out? -I think we're about it. 956 01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:16,496 One of the guards got nosey and he started taking a count of all the prisoners. 957 01:38:19,591 --> 01:38:21,169 -Why? -What for? 958 01:38:29,309 --> 01:38:31,598 Hey, you guys, give me a hand. 959 01:38:32,979 --> 01:38:36,562 -Keep it quiet up there! -Get them up! Move them out! 960 01:38:40,069 --> 01:38:41,184 Let's go! 961 01:38:41,321 --> 01:38:43,397 What the hell's going on here? They're our guys. 962 01:38:43,573 --> 01:38:46,907 No, they're not. They're Germans in our uniforms. 963 01:38:51,289 --> 01:38:54,243 Okay, you three, down in the hole! Come on. 964 01:39:02,383 --> 01:39:05,384 All right, now, everybody go out, get one German each, 965 01:39:05,553 --> 01:39:07,759 bring him back here before dawn. Go! Go! 966 01:39:07,889 --> 01:39:09,348 Come on, move. 967 01:39:21,277 --> 01:39:25,606 Lionel, now I go to the hotel, and I'll get you some other clothes. 968 01:39:25,740 --> 01:39:28,148 But if they’ve discovered the colonel, it'll be too dangerous. 969 01:39:28,326 --> 01:39:31,695 If you want to get word to your general, it's a risk that must be taken! 970 01:39:31,871 --> 01:39:34,279 -Gina, I refuse to let you... No! -Just don't argue with me, Lionel. 971 01:39:38,461 --> 01:39:39,789 Oh, Lionel. 972 01:39:46,511 --> 01:39:48,136 -Lionel. -Come on, come on. 973 01:39:48,263 --> 01:39:51,015 -Are you well? -Up, just come up. 974 01:39:55,854 --> 01:39:57,894 Been dead about an hour. 975 01:39:59,232 --> 01:40:00,940 Take hostages. 976 01:41:12,263 --> 01:41:15,964 He looks just like Colonel Kastorp. 977 01:41:16,267 --> 01:41:19,718 That's because he is Colonel Kastorp. 978 01:41:19,854 --> 01:41:25,097 Then who was the Colonel... The man who was just here? 979 01:41:25,276 --> 01:41:26,901 Where did he go? 980 01:41:32,325 --> 01:41:36,654 The wine has done its work. He is stunned like an ox. 981 01:41:41,042 --> 01:41:45,503 It has also made him very stiff. 982 01:41:49,509 --> 01:41:52,759 He is as cold as ice. 983 01:44:09,107 --> 01:44:11,230 ''Half a league, Half a league onward 984 01:44:11,401 --> 01:44:13,773 ''Cannons to the right of them, Cannons to the left of them, 985 01:44:13,945 --> 01:44:16,614 ''Volleyed and thundered and Dundered and Blitzened'' 986 01:44:16,781 --> 01:44:18,738 All right, straighten up that line. 987 01:44:18,908 --> 01:44:21,826 ''One, two, three, O'Leary Four, five...'' 988 01:44:28,168 --> 01:44:29,496 Major Pott! 989 01:44:30,295 --> 01:44:33,746 Major Pott, it's me, Captain Cash. It's me! 990 01:45:15,423 --> 01:45:17,961 -What is it? -Somebody's knocked off Colonel Kastorp. 991 01:45:18,092 --> 01:45:19,171 -What? Who? -I don't know, 992 01:45:19,302 --> 01:45:20,880 but they've brought in some of the villagers as hostages. 993 01:45:21,054 --> 01:45:23,462 -For what? Are they going to shoot them? -Yeah, probably. Easy. 994 01:45:34,609 --> 01:45:37,480 Wait till the next election. 995 01:45:41,157 --> 01:45:43,613 What are we doing? 996 01:45:43,785 --> 01:45:45,612 Calm, calm. 997 01:46:33,084 --> 01:46:35,789 Hey, Rizzo, what do we do if they spot us? 998 01:46:35,962 --> 01:46:38,880 -Tell them he's an escaped prisoner. -Right. 999 01:47:01,487 --> 01:47:04,690 Hey, Rizzo, I just thought of something. I don't speak any German. Do you? 1000 01:47:04,866 --> 01:47:06,859 -No. -Swell. 1001 01:47:42,111 --> 01:47:45,361 I'm invisible! I'm invisible! I'm not really here. 1002 01:47:53,331 --> 01:47:54,956 What are you doing? 1003 01:47:57,293 --> 01:47:58,835 Answer me! 1004 01:48:03,091 --> 01:48:05,084 Are you crazy? 1005 01:48:06,261 --> 01:48:08,052 -Take your helmet off. 1006 01:49:30,303 --> 01:49:32,343 -Get the rifles. -Yeah. 1007 01:49:53,034 --> 01:49:55,027 -Good luck, you guys. -Knock it off. 1008 01:49:58,206 --> 01:50:01,242 Get ready. It's almost dawn. 1009 01:50:19,936 --> 01:50:21,430 Easy, easy. 1010 01:50:22,689 --> 01:50:25,014 -Anybody else up there, Blair? -No, I'm it. 1011 01:50:25,233 --> 01:50:27,024 Let's go. Grab a gun! 1012 01:50:32,073 --> 01:50:35,276 This time are you sure? 1013 01:50:35,577 --> 01:50:40,453 A jackass couldn't miss it! Am I dumber than a jackass? 1014 01:50:40,665 --> 01:50:42,705 You're certainly no smarter. 1015 01:51:08,526 --> 01:51:09,854 Fire! Fire! 1016 01:52:32,485 --> 01:52:33,683 Wonderful, wonderful. 1017 01:52:33,862 --> 01:52:35,736 Congratulations, Major Cash. Give me a light. 1018 01:52:35,905 --> 01:52:37,316 Major, sir? 1019 01:52:37,490 --> 01:52:40,989 That’s the way the cannon roars, Cash, promotion-wise and career-wise. 1020 01:52:41,119 --> 01:52:42,697 Wonderful. Now, let's get this show on the road. 1021 01:52:42,871 --> 01:52:44,947 But we can't just yet, sir. 1022 01:52:45,665 --> 01:52:46,614 What? 1023 01:52:46,791 --> 01:52:50,242 Well, we can't. The Italian soldiers won't leave, sir. 1024 01:52:51,004 --> 01:52:54,124 -Again? -The Italians won't leave, sir. 1025 01:52:55,508 --> 01:52:57,797 Well, I've got a trigger-happy armored division out there 1026 01:52:57,927 --> 01:52:59,338 that says they damn well better leave. 1027 01:52:59,512 --> 01:53:02,003 Sorry, sir, but they're all hiding. 1028 01:53:05,560 --> 01:53:08,596 Louder, Cash. I could swear I just heard you say they're hiding. 1029 01:53:09,814 --> 01:53:12,732 They won't leave until we give them a party. 1030 01:53:13,776 --> 01:53:14,939 A what? 1031 01:53:15,695 --> 01:53:17,237 Party, sir. 1032 01:53:17,363 --> 01:53:19,106 Cash, are you out of your mind? 1033 01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:21,446 What the hell do you mean, give them a party? 1034 01:53:26,664 --> 01:53:31,871 -We'll whoop it up for Old Nassau We'll whoop it up again 1035 01:53:33,838 --> 01:53:36,163 We'll whoop it up for Old Nassau 1036 01:53:36,883 --> 01:53:38,923 General, how are you, sir? 1037 01:53:42,180 --> 01:53:45,715 Yes, she'll fill you in, sir. Excuse me. 1038 01:53:45,892 --> 01:53:49,308 -Well, buona sera, buona sera. -Oh, buona sera, you speak Italian. 1039 01:53:49,479 --> 01:53:50,594 Oh, well... 1040 01:53:50,772 --> 01:53:51,851 Papa. 1041 01:53:54,400 --> 01:53:58,101 -Do you like our wine? Oh, very nice. -Oh, yeah, very much, very much. 1042 01:53:58,279 --> 01:54:00,521 -Excuse me, sir. -Well, for you and for me. 1043 01:54:04,702 --> 01:54:08,367 -You're a very pretty historian. You have marvelous eyes. 1044 01:54:08,540 --> 01:54:09,619 -Oh, thank you. 1045 01:54:11,835 --> 01:54:13,626 Oh, no, no, they are brown. 1046 01:54:13,753 --> 01:54:17,371 Now, I think I'm entitled to have my opinion on that, you know, rank... 1047 01:54:17,507 --> 01:54:21,339 Has its privileges. Isn't that right, Max? 1048 01:54:28,184 --> 01:54:31,470 I think of blue in connection with Aurora Borealis. 1049 01:54:31,646 --> 01:54:35,347 Oh, and who is Aurora Borealis? 1050 01:54:35,483 --> 01:54:38,650 Well,Aurora Borealis was 1051 01:54:40,446 --> 01:54:44,444 a bubble dancer I knew in Chicago. 1052 01:54:44,617 --> 01:54:45,780 Oh, yeah. 1053 01:54:50,874 --> 01:54:53,792 Repent, you fools, repent. 1054 01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:57,044 White man speak with forked tongue. 1055 01:54:57,172 --> 01:55:00,007 Back, back to the reservation. 1056 01:55:00,133 --> 01:55:02,920 You'll get no more rifles from Kincaid! 1057 01:55:07,640 --> 01:55:08,885 Captain Oppo! 82634

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