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This is KAUZ Channel 6,
Wichita Falls, Texas,
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serving northern Texas
and southern Oklahoma, USA.
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So good morning, Texhoma.
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It's 7 am and already
82 degrees in the shade
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on this very sunny Tuesday,
July 10th 1984.
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Looks like it'll be over 100 degrees
again today and still no sign of rain.
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Here are the headlines.
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President Reagan, appearing
before the Texas Bar Association,
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said his administration is ready
to meet with Soviet negotiators...
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to discuss banning weapons in space.
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Now recovered from the operation
on his colon last month,
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Reagan said he was especially pleased...
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that the Republican National Convention
was taking place in Dallas on August 20th.
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The President's running-mate,
Vice-President Bush, has been in Illinois...
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trying to enlist blue-collar support
for the Reagan-Bush campaign.
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Cuba, East Germany and Vietnam
have all joined the Soviet Union's boycott...
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of the summer Olympic Games,
starting July 28th in Los Angeles.
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In a surprise announcement,
Romania's President, Nicolae Ceausescu,
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says that his country will participate.
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Democratic Presidential candidate Walter
Mondale has completed a tour of Texas...
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with a stop in Houston
to talk with businessmen...
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about the impact of declining oil prices
on our state's economy.
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Yesterday, North Sea Crude
closed at $16.25 a barrel...
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Gold and silver prices have fallen
to their lowest level since 1982.
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Since the first of this year, Mondale noted,
oil has dropped $12 a barrel,
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and most experts agree it's headed lower.
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Duane, you're just gonna ruin
that brand-new doghouse!
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I guess I'm trapped out here in the country
with a man who's going crazy.
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Glad we sent the twins to camp.
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They'll probably get kicked out in a day or
two. They'll commit incest or something.
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It's a church camp.
They'll just pray for their horrible souls.
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Nellie probably doesn't even hear them.
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I bet she's got that Walkman on.
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Duane, why are you poking that gun
in the water?
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I was thinking of shooting my dick off.
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It's caused me nothing but trouble
my whole life.
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Well, just 'cause
you're having a mid-life crisis,
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I don't think
you oughta shoot your dick off.
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Why not? It don't work
half the time anyway.
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Well, I wouldn't
be the one to know about that.
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But it's a small target and if you miss
you're gonna ruin our new hot tub.
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Don't sulk, Duane.
You left yourself wide open for that one.
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Any cheques, Ruth?
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Finally got 37,000 from those crooks
in Oklahoma, but it's a drop in the bucket.
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- I've had it till after lunch.
- Lester Marlow called three times.
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Said please send over
a cheque for 12 million.
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- Oh, Lester.
- The federal regulators are coming today.
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He gets nervous at the thought of prison.
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Said he'd rather have a hot cheque
than none at all.
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- I feel sorry for Lester.
- I doubt there's federal regulators here.
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All bank presidents are nervous.
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- Hello?
- We need to talk.
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We talk every day.
I don't have your 12 million.
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If you want my rigs, take 'em.
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Or I could send you a cheque
and post-date it a few years.
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Marylou left me this morning.
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- Left you? And went where?
- She hasn't actually moved out yet.
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She made me take my sleeping bag
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and says I can sleep on the floor
for all she cares.
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Women have a heartless side to them,
don't they?
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This whole town is heartless!
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Nobody's losing sleep
because I have to stand trial
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for trying to protect their interests.
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I wish you'd talk to Marylou.
She respects you, Duane.
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She's on the Centennial Committee.
I'll see her at the meeting tonight.
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- Would you?
- I'll drop by the bank later.
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Thank you.
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Marylou kicked Lester out.
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I knew that several hours ago.
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That makes one more footloose woman
in this town.
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Suzie Nolan is also footloose now.
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I intend to give both a wide berth.
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I don't know why we're talking about this.
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Because the oil business
has gone belly up
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and there's nothing for you to do
but sleep with every woman you find.
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Could I have a cheque?
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We ought to give Lester a few thousand.
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Why don't you go see Jacy?
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I doubt she wants company.
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She might, though.
I would if I'd just lost a child.
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I thought you hated Jacy.
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I don't hold grudges for 30 years.
She was just a girl then.
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Besides, tragedy changes people.
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She sits alone in her daddy's big house
grieving for that child.
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The thought preys on my mind.
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I doubt she'd even remember me, Ruth.
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You remember her. Why should
her memory be worse than yours?
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I meant we aren't friends any more.
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I think you'd rather
go pick on footloose wives...
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than help a woman you loved
who's had a tragedy.
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She lost her parents too, Duane.
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You're scared
you'll fall in love with her again.
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I wouldn't know how to fall in love
with anybody. I'm too old for it.
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You never get too old for it.
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If it's such a fine thing,
why don't you do it?
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I'm too broke to fall in love.
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I can't get the fact that I owe 12 million
off my mind long enough.
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Ten years from now you might
not remember you had this debt,
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but you'll always remember Jacy
and you'll always remember me.
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Why will I remember you?
Where will you be?
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I'll be in the afterlife.
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I just hope you can find
someone competent to keep your books.
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Stay there.
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- Come on, Suzie.
- No.
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Listen, Suzie. I'm your husband.
Why can't we just sit down and talk?
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Hey, Junior. Come on. Let Suzie go.
Your breakfast is gonna get cold.
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- See you at the meeting, Duane.
- See you then, Suzie.
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Sonny was never even in the backfield,
you know. Not like Duane.
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Oh, speak of the devil.
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Looks good, doesn't he, Lavelle?
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Morning, boys. How's it going?
Junior, Charlene, Lavelle.
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- Let's just bomb OPEC.
- Napalm it or use H-bombs?
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Well, I don't know
if you can buy an H-bomb.
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Why not?
It's still a free country, ain't it?
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Do you think women
want it more than men?
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Want what more?
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- Er... sexual intercourse.
- Hey, Sonny.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Charlene, I found my car.
How are you doing, Lavelle?
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Junior here wants to know
if women need more sex than men.
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- I didn't say "needed".
- Don't look at me. I'm a bachelor.
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What's the matter, Junior?
Suzie giving you headaches?
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- Nothing special.
- Women know how to give headaches.
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- I agree with that.
- Cheer up. Things'll get better.
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Duane, know who dropped into
the Kwik Sack in the middle of the night?
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Jacy Farrow.
She looked through a few magazines.
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You're the only one
who's seen her since she's come back.
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- Is she still as beautiful as ever?
- Never took off her dark glasses.
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She's beautiful, but she's older.
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Let's get the girls in on this.
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Junior Nolan here was wondering
whether women want more sex than men.
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I think they should need it equal - males
and females. Don't you think so, Duane?
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Hey, Karla.
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What are you looking so red in the face
about, Lee Roy? Y'all talking about sex?
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I'd better hit it.
It ain't getting any cooler outside.
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Well, we gotta go to work.
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I don't see what you've got
to laugh about, Duane.
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It's either laugh about nothing or cry about
everything, and I didn't feel like crying.
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Karla's chased off all the women except
herself. I guess it's time to go to work.
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Who's going to the Centennial meeting?
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What happened to the pioneer spirit?
The people don't deserve a Centennial.
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Phone for Duane or Karla!
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I just left. Me and Shorty
got urgent business down the road.
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- Hey, Genevieve.
- Morning, Duane.
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- How's the leg?
- It itches. Did Sonny find his car?
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- I didn't know he'd lost it.
- Third time this month.
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- Hi, Genevieve.
- Hi. Did Sonny find his car?
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I didn't know he'd lost it.
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Your son Dickie just got arrested
for doing 85 in a school zone.
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Not only that, he was pulling a trailer.
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You get him out.
I got him out the last three times.
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I'm not getting him out this afternoon!
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I think I may go to Dallas
and spend a few thousand dollars!
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'Cause those city lights
ain't all that bright
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Compared with what it's like...
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Think Jacy would mind
if I just rang the bell, Shorty?
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Momma played the guitar then
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And Daddy made the saw-blade bend
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And raindrops
played the tin roof like a drum
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If that generator ain't started before I'm
out of hearing distance, you're all fired.
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Get up, goddam it! Get that pipe spinning.
Ten minutes is up!
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Let's go!
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You go home, Dickie, but slow down, boy.
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- Sorry, Monroe.
- Duane.
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You've got a world of opportunity
ahead of you.
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You ought to do something useful.
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Selling dope is useful. Cheers people up
when they're going broke.
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Well, you'll think useful...
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when some Mexican catches you
and chops you up with a chainsaw.
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Worrying about
your little world falling apart
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This gun's for hire
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Even if we're just dancing in the dark...
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Oh, shit! Billie Anne's here.
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- That woman's got a temper.
- What's she mad at you for?
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Gossip. I wish we lived in New York
so people wouldn't gossip.
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Gossip does more damage than drugs.
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Who are you sleeping with
that Billie Anne found out about?
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Well, Mrs Nolan and Mrs Marlow.
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Say it again
just so I know I'm not going crazy.
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- Suzie Nolan and Marylou Marlow.
- Oh...
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Now Mrs Marlow's left her husband
and Mrs Nolan's fixing to!
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- Do Junior and Lester know about this?
- Yeah. Billie Anne called them.
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If she's out here, she wants revenge.
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All right.
You'd better go till the dust settles.
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Come on, Shorty.
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Come on, Shorty!
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It's about time you came home.
Where's that boy?
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- Gone to Louisiana.
- He don't care he broke this girl's heart.
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Hey, Billie Anne.
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- Hey, Nellie. Little Mike.
- Hi, Daddy.
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Hey!
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Come on, Mike.
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They say the best way to teach kids
to swim is to drop 'em in the water.
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Guess what, Daddy.
Me and Ed got engaged today.
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Ed? I didn't know
you were divorced from Hal yet.
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You know Dickie has wrecked two homes?
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Three. He wrecked ours, too,
and we hadn't even started it yet.
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Well, I wouldn't pay
too much attention to rumours.
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A lot of idle gossip
gets gossiped in Anarene.
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They had to carry Lester Marlow off
to the quiet room today. He went crazy.
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Threatened to cut his own throat
with a razor. Said he'd had enough.
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He probably just felt like
a day in the quiet room.
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He won't cut his own throat.
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Junior Nolan was seen buying shells for
his deer rifle. It ain't deer season, Duane.
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It's Dickie season.
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It won't do no good to hide him.
I'll get him eventually.
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- Don't you threaten my fiancé.
- Put that gun down, Billie Anne.
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Little Barbette might have
a trauma for life if you shot somebody.
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Let's talk this over like civilised people.
Junior. Billie Anne.
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You folks got any steaks? This thing's
had me torn up so much I forgot to eat.
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Well, it's had me tore up too.
I know just how you feel.
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We could go to the steakhouse.
Our steaks are in the deep-freeze.
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We'd all be so drunk, no telling who'd
get shot by the time they thawed out.
214
00:18:43.400 --> 00:18:45.914
I'm so hungry I could eat one froze.
215
00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:52.793
I hope this is a short meeting.
Maybe I can catch up with you later.
216
00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:54.752
I feel real sorry for Junior.
217
00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:58.555
I think it's sweet there's one husband left
who loves his wife.
218
00:18:58.760 --> 00:19:03.151
Lots of husbands love their wives enough
not to want them sleeping with Dickie.
219
00:19:03.360 --> 00:19:05.316
Lester, for example.
220
00:19:05.520 --> 00:19:10.469
It must be ten years since I've seen you
wear anything I didn't have to read.
221
00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:30.232
Marylou. Suzie.
222
00:19:31.800 --> 00:19:32.911
- Hi, Duane.
- Duane.
223
00:19:40.320 --> 00:19:42.993
This should be a short meeting.
224
00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:48.875
Souvenirs are coming in next week.
That'll be one worry off our minds.
225
00:19:49.800 --> 00:19:50.479
Now...
226
00:19:51.520 --> 00:19:57.356
I was wondering if we can't come
to some compromise about Texasville.
227
00:19:57.560 --> 00:20:00.279
Not me. Ain't no compromising
with what's right.
228
00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:05.310
GG, Texasville was the first town in Archer
County and the original county seat.
229
00:20:05.240 --> 00:20:08.994
This is a big celebration and we've got to
give it that Old West flavour.
230
00:20:09.200 --> 00:20:11.156
Not if the flavour's bourbon whiskey.
231
00:20:11.360 --> 00:20:14.830
I ain't voting to build no replicas
of saloons and whorehouses!
232
00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:16.996
What if we just...?
233
00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:21.113
Yeah. What if we just put
a small replica of Texasville
234
00:20:21.320 --> 00:20:23.675
on the courthouse square?
235
00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:27.589
Put a saloon and a whorehouse
right here in the heart of town?
236
00:20:27.800 --> 00:20:32.430
Good idea. I move that we build a replica
of Texasville in the courthouse square.
237
00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:35.712
- I'll second it.
- All in favour, raise your right hand.
238
00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:37.990
Opposed?
239
00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:42.193
I'm looking right at two people
who just voted against the Lord.
240
00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:44.356
I just voted against you, GG.
241
00:20:44.560 --> 00:20:48.235
In the interests of safety,
I propose we authorise the sale of beer
242
00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:50.192
on the courthouse lawn.
243
00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:52.470
- I second it.
- Safety?
244
00:20:52.680 --> 00:20:55.911
How's the public gonna be safe
if it's allowed to get drunk
245
00:20:56.120 --> 00:20:58.760
right here in the middle of town?
246
00:20:58.280 --> 00:21:00.271
We're gonna provide army cots
247
00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.438
so people can sleep it off
and drive home in the morning.
248
00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:06.950
All those in favour,
raise your right hand. Opposed?
249
00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:12.192
You can floorboard
these votes through all you want to.
250
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.119
You are a sinner, your wife is a sinner,
251
00:21:15.320 --> 00:21:17.834
your kids fornicate and sell dope.
252
00:21:19.280 --> 00:21:21.320
I don't claim to be perfect, GG.
253
00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:27.719
That's what I told Junior
and it didn't do no good.
254
00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:31.674
Didn't do no good with Lester either.
You take care, Suzie.
255
00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.394
- Night, Duane. Night, Sonny.
- Night, boys.
256
00:21:34.600 --> 00:21:37.273
- Night, Marylou. Night, Suzie.
- Night, Suzie.
257
00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:39.948
- Night, Sonny, Duane.
- Night, Joe Bob.
258
00:21:45.120 --> 00:21:47.156
- Good night, Duane.
- Night, Sonny.
259
00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:52.633
Do you think I'll get raped in prison?
260
00:21:52.840 --> 00:21:54.796
I doubt you'll even go.
261
00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:59.676
Maybe they'll let you do some community
service, like mow the football field.
262
00:21:59.880 --> 00:22:04.715
- Butt-fucking doesn't appeal to me.
- It'll be one of those country-club prisons.
263
00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:09.710
- Are you gonna take bankruptcy?
- No. I don't plan to.
264
00:22:09.280 --> 00:22:13.353
- Why not? Your position is hopeless.
- Nothing's hopeless till you're dead.
265
00:22:13.560 --> 00:22:17.758
My marriage is hopeless. Marylou and I
haven't slept together in months.
266
00:22:17.960 --> 00:22:22.780
She just gets in the car at night.
I don't know where she goes.
267
00:22:22.280 --> 00:22:24.874
But we have sweet children.
268
00:22:25.800 --> 00:22:28.311
I hope the girls don't turn against me
while I'm in prison.
269
00:22:28.520 --> 00:22:32.229
- You worry too much.
- Marylou likes excitement.
270
00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:35.637
She says I'm not exciting any more.
271
00:22:35.840 --> 00:22:39.435
Well, it's hard to stay exciting
for a whole lifetime.
272
00:22:41.600 --> 00:22:43.955
Hope you get to feeling better.
273
00:22:54.360 --> 00:22:58.148
Don't you know heartaches are heroes
when their pockets are full?
274
00:22:58.360 --> 00:23:01.955
Tell me you're trying to cure
a seven year ache...
275
00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:03.513
Suzie.
276
00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:05.836
What's the matter with you?
277
00:23:07.800 --> 00:23:09.756
Dickie don't love me.
278
00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:12.758
It's just good fun to him.
279
00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:15.918
I do love the little rat something terrible.
280
00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:20.356
But don't leave me, Duane.
281
00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:36.350
I don't think I can fit through this window.
282
00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:39.232
Shoot! I told Junior
we needed a station wagon.
283
00:23:45.320 --> 00:23:48.232
Ah... I think I'm stuck.
284
00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:55.957
Howdy, Beulah.
285
00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:00.552
Duane, Daddy's dead!
286
00:24:00.760 --> 00:24:04.594
He fell out of the car
and rolled off into a ditch.
287
00:24:04.800 --> 00:24:08.679
Oh, no! And he was gonna be the star
of our whole Centennial.
288
00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:10.916
It's my fault.
289
00:24:11.120 --> 00:24:15.511
I got on him for missing
his tobacco can when he spits.
290
00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:20.236
So he opened the door
and he tried to spit and he fell out!
291
00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:46.358
What's on TV?
292
00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:54.754
Hello?
293
00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:56.757
- Hey, Lavelle.
- Finally.
294
00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:00.589
Old man Balt nearly got killed.
That's why I couldn't come by.
295
00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:04.949
Maybe we can sneak off this weekend.
296
00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:07.230
You don't really want to.
297
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.000
Night, Suzie. Say hello to Junior.
298
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.473
- Who is it? I'm watching a movie.
- Is Karla home?
299
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:29.309
- I ain't seen her.
- If she shows up, tell her I went fishing.
300
00:25:29.520 --> 00:25:31.238
I will. Bye.
301
00:25:32.600 --> 00:25:36.229
I wonder who else I can call
who'd hang up on me.
302
00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:39.340
- Take care, Lester.
- Hey, Duane.
303
00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:41.151
Beulah.
304
00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:38.315
Howdy. Didn't mean to scare you.
305
00:26:38.520 --> 00:26:42.274
I'm not scared. I just assumed
I had this lake to myself.
306
00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:48.752
Don't I know you from somewhere?
307
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:53.112
Jacy, I'm Duane Jackson. We went
together in high school for a while.
308
00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:57.668
Duane. Lord!
What a place to run into an old boyfriend.
309
00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:02.795
- You live in a boat now or what?
- I just hide out in one when I'm depressed.
310
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:06.197
I heard you got rich.
What are you depressed about?
311
00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:08.197
Nothing serious.
312
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.676
- Did you get rich?
- Yeah. Pretty rich.
313
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:22.794
I drive by Los Dolores once in a while.
I thought about ringing the doorbell.
314
00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.514
- Why didn't you?
- Oh...
315
00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:29.760
I gotta sit in a boat all night
to get any privacy myself.
316
00:27:29.280 --> 00:27:31.874
I'm shy about meddling
with other people's.
317
00:27:32.800 --> 00:27:34.360
That's mature of you.
318
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:37.357
If you had rung my doorbell,
probably I'd have been rude.
319
00:27:37.560 --> 00:27:40.120
Was it you I went skinny-dipping with?
320
00:27:41.800 --> 00:27:42.911
No. That was Lester Marlow.
321
00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:47.158
But I was your favourite mermaid,
anyway, wasn't I?
322
00:27:52.600 --> 00:27:56.957
Ring the doorbell, Duane, sometime.
I'd like to hear about your family.
323
00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:13.310
Yes, Mrs Hollister, I understand that.
324
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:16.274
Yes.
325
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:19.472
Reverend Peabody, I can't tell you...
326
00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:20.954
Yes.
327
00:28:24.320 --> 00:28:27.949
how sorry I am.
It's just a terrible thing!
328
00:28:33.600 --> 00:28:37.309
- It's Dickie.
- Is he in jail again or what?
329
00:28:37.520 --> 00:28:41.308
No. Married. He and Billie Anne
went to Bowie on a honeymoon.
330
00:28:41.520 --> 00:28:43.556
They've been married for three weeks.
331
00:28:43.760 --> 00:28:46.593
Billie Anne's mother's
having a nervous breakdown.
332
00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:51.316
She won't be the only one.
Oh! Come on. Come on.
333
00:28:51.520 --> 00:28:55.672
You've gotta get the twins. They've been
kicked out, like you predicted.
334
00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:58.519
- Yes. He'll be right down.
- Why are you crying?
335
00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.712
Her fiancé disappointed her.
336
00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:03.876
Would you please hush that crying?
337
00:29:04.800 --> 00:29:08.596
Ed didn't mean to be unfaithful.
He just gets blind after the 25th beer.
338
00:29:08.800 --> 00:29:11.394
- What did he do?
- He tried to kiss Billie Anne.
339
00:29:11.600 --> 00:29:16.370
- My own sister-in-law!
- What did the twins do?
340
00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:18.754
Julie posed for naked Polaroids.
341
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:22.475
Jack crawled up the shit-house
and dropped a brick on the toilet.
342
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:24.477
The toilet flooded things.
343
00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:27.194
They'd appreciate it
if you'd come before lunch.
344
00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:30.730
Where were you all night
while I was going crazy?
345
00:29:30.280 --> 00:29:32.840
I told Minerva to tell you
I was going fishing.
346
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.192
When people interrupt my movies,
I'm apt to forget their alibi.
347
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.750
- Whatever become of Junior?
- He's up in one of the guest rooms.
348
00:29:41.280 --> 00:29:43.236
How come I never get a honeymoon?
349
00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:46.637
You have one every time you meet a boy!
350
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:51.760
All right, Barbette, are you ready?
351
00:29:51.280 --> 00:29:54.192
Hmm? Coo!
352
00:29:55.280 --> 00:29:59.319
OK, you sweet girl.
Have happy dreams, now.
353
00:29:59.520 --> 00:30:01.590
OK? There you go.
354
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:05.720
Nighty-night, now.
355
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:09.994
Junior?
356
00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:33.872
What did I do now?
357
00:30:34.800 --> 00:30:36.753
You'll know when you get
the divorce papers.
358
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:38.916
I told you I went fishing.
359
00:30:39.120 --> 00:30:43.750
You know who I saw swimming
across that lake out there? Jacy Farrow.
360
00:30:45.760 --> 00:30:47.830
I hear she's aged a lot.
361
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:50.395
Why did she go to Italy in the first place?
362
00:30:50.600 --> 00:30:54.752
She went there with some sorority sisters
from SMU. I guess she liked it.
363
00:30:55.800 --> 00:30:58.234
I heard they only let her be
in Tarzan movies.
364
00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:00.396
I'd like to meet her. She's interesting.
365
00:31:00.600 --> 00:31:04.479
When you get down to that camp,
make them give you the dirty Polaroids
366
00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:06.830
and lecture the twins all the way home.
367
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:13.369
I've been lecturing them since the minute
they were born. Come on, Shorty!
368
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:22.757
Who's that with Lester?
369
00:31:25.800 --> 00:31:27.199
Lavelle?
370
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:29.391
Lester and Lavelle?
371
00:31:32.360 --> 00:31:34.112
How do you like that, Shorty?
372
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:51.554
- Where are you on your way to?
- Bridgeport, to get the twins.
373
00:31:51.760 --> 00:31:55.833
I'll park and go with you.
I need to get out of this miserable town.
374
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:59.715
- Bye, Marylou. Say hi to Lester.
- Uh-huh.
375
00:32:03.760 --> 00:32:08.197
Your son's a stinker. Wanna hear
how he seduced me and ruined my life?
376
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:12.518
I don't know if I do.
I got a lot of bad news today already.
377
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.676
I might be pregnant.
378
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.632
Dickie's or Lester's?
379
00:32:17.840 --> 00:32:21.594
Oh, Dickie's. I told Lester
I couldn't be his outlet any more.
380
00:32:21.800 --> 00:32:23.552
He is a good father, though.
381
00:32:23.760 --> 00:32:26.991
Sometimes I feel guilty,
but it's every person for themselves.
382
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.998
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yup. I sure do.
383
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.593
Dropping that brick on the toilet
was an accident.
384
00:32:34.800 --> 00:32:38.873
I was trying to drop it on the kid
taking a shit, but he moved too quick.
385
00:32:39.800 --> 00:32:43.517
I don't see why you sent us here.
These people are all Jesus freaks.
386
00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:47.349
Your mother thought you should
learn something about the Bible.
387
00:32:47.560 --> 00:32:51.519
All I did was let a little boy from Nocona
take pictures of my pee-pee.
388
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:54.837
What's wrong with that?
You and Momma go naked in the hot tub.
389
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:57.395
Are you and Mrs Marlow
gonna get married?
390
00:32:57.600 --> 00:33:01.752
Of course not. She just felt like
taking a little ride. We're just friends.
391
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.476
- Hi, kids. How are y'all doing?
- Get in there, now.
392
00:33:22.840 --> 00:33:26.116
Hey, Suzie. Junior's still at my place.
393
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:31.549
That's a heck of a way
to eat French fries, Billie Anne.
394
00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:47.274
Mmm-mm!
395
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.400
I just stole
all your sweetest sugar, Grandpa.
396
00:34:50.240 --> 00:34:52.993
- It's mighty good sugar.
- Guess what I did, Duane.
397
00:34:53.200 --> 00:34:55.873
- Every time I've guessed I've been wrong.
- See?
398
00:34:56.800 --> 00:35:00.390
Duane's got that dour personality, Jacy.
He's reluctant to take a chance.
399
00:35:00.240 --> 00:35:03.676
A man that ends up
with a bunch like this has taken a chance.
400
00:35:03.880 --> 00:35:05.996
- Good point.
- Momma bought us a house.
401
00:35:06.200 --> 00:35:09.431
I bought a duplex. Dickie and Billie Anne
can move in one side.
402
00:35:09.640 --> 00:35:12.677
Nellie and Ed can live on the other.
Save on rent.
403
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:16.759
- Momma's good at finding bargains.
- I wish I was as good at finding money.
404
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:20.794
- Is it fun to be a movie star?
- If you're more of one than I was.
405
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:24.151
I think I'll be one.
I don't wanna be no millionaire.
406
00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:28.592
Bring your girls home. They can stay
at our house if they get on your nerves.
407
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.997
It's the other way around.
I get on their nerves.
408
00:35:32.200 --> 00:35:36.340
- How many girls do you have?
- Two. One your age, one Nellie's.
409
00:35:36.240 --> 00:35:39.596
They're so European.
I don't know what they'd think of Anarene.
410
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:42.678
I can barely get 'em to go to New York.
411
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:47.874
That's all the sugar supply for today,
Grandpa. You'll have to wait till tomorrow.
412
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.119
Thanks for lunch. Come out in the
morning. We'll compare notes some more.
413
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:55.517
- Compare notes on what?
- On you, honey pie. What else?
414
00:35:55.720 --> 00:36:00.191
I wanna know what you were like and
Jacy wants to know how you turned out.
415
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:03.631
Don't tell her how I turned out.
It'll just depress her.
416
00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:06.912
Bye, kids. Hope to see you soon. Ciao.
417
00:36:07.120 --> 00:36:09.350
See you tomorrow.
418
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:13.548
That girl's really put on weight.
419
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:17.309
She was skinny as a rail
when she was in high school, wasn't she?
420
00:36:17.520 --> 00:36:20.318
Yeah. Kinda skinny.
421
00:36:42.680 --> 00:36:47.370
Karla's with Jacy again.
It's not exactly news, is it, Marylou?
422
00:36:48.240 --> 00:36:51.152
Please say you'll play Adam
in my pageant, Duane.
423
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:54.352
Get Dickie to play Adam.
He thinks he is Adam.
424
00:36:54.560 --> 00:36:57.313
What makes you think
I'd ever speak to him again?
425
00:36:57.520 --> 00:36:59.988
Good thing Lester fell in love with Lavelle.
426
00:37:00.200 --> 00:37:04.432
I'd never have the energy to direct the
pageant if I had to keep breaking his heart.
427
00:37:04.640 --> 00:37:07.916
It's kind of lucky for Lester too.
428
00:37:08.120 --> 00:37:13.690
Do you think Jacy might agree to be
in the pageant? She'd be a good Eve.
429
00:38:36.600 --> 00:38:40.912
It looks like Suzie would get curious
why Junior lives out here now.
430
00:38:41.120 --> 00:38:44.192
I heard it on the grapevine
that you're in love with her.
431
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.119
The grapevine has
misinformed you again, honey.
432
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:50.676
Every time you call me honey
there's a lie involved.
433
00:38:59.720 --> 00:39:02.234
She didn't love you for ever,
did she, Duane?
434
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:03.714
Nope.
435
00:39:07.680 --> 00:39:11.700
- Duane, are you sad?
- I guess.
436
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:21.510
Jacy's real curious about you.
437
00:39:21.720 --> 00:39:26.669
I think sometimes she wishes
she'd just stayed here and married you.
438
00:39:32.720 --> 00:39:36.952
How about it, Duane?
You awake? Duane! You got your ears off?
439
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:40.237
Yeah, I got you. Go on.
440
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:43.671
I think Libyan terrorists
have kidnapped Sonny Crawford.
441
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:49.432
He's been gone all night. They said on TV
they'd sent in a bunch of hit squads.
442
00:39:49.640 --> 00:39:52.598
They didn't say
they sent them to Anarene.
443
00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:57.918
Lee Roy says Libyan terrorists got Sonny.
444
00:40:11.720 --> 00:40:13.472
- Karla?
- Hi, Genevieve.
445
00:40:13.680 --> 00:40:15.910
- Did he leave a note?
- No, he didn't.
446
00:40:16.120 --> 00:40:18.953
- You got a cup of coffee for me?
- Yeah.
447
00:40:19.160 --> 00:40:22.596
- Did you see him?
- No. He wasn't here when I came to work.
448
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:28.513
Sonny?
449
00:40:32.120 --> 00:40:33.394
Sonny?
450
00:40:34.560 --> 00:40:35.993
Sonny?
451
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:44.590
Just the same old town.
452
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:47.951
I wish you boys would go on home now.
We're gonna find him.
453
00:40:48.160 --> 00:40:51.675
It crushes me to have to go to work
and not get to shoot anybody.
454
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:53.472
Let's check out the hotel.
455
00:40:53.680 --> 00:40:58.231
You ought to shoot Leroy.
He's the one that got us up this early.
456
00:41:03.680 --> 00:41:05.113
Sonny?
457
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:18.913
Duane.
458
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.300
Come here.
459
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:34.959
Just makes me want to cry for ever
looking at him sitting there.
460
00:41:57.640 --> 00:41:58.914
Hey, Sonny.
461
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.436
Let's go have some breakfast.
462
00:42:12.160 --> 00:42:14.116
Oh, no.
463
00:42:17.520 --> 00:42:21.752
- Anybody watching the Kwik Sack?
- Genevieve's there.
464
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:39.874
You worry me.
What were you doing up there?
465
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:44.915
I was just watching a movie... I mean,
I was imagining I was watching a movie.
466
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.590
It's just kinda like
I've got this VCR and it's in my brain.
467
00:42:51.640 --> 00:42:54.950
It's just I can't remember leaving.
468
00:42:55.160 --> 00:42:58.550
Oh, God. I guess
people are gonna think I'm crazy.
469
00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:01.690
The Kwik Sack's gonna lose money.
470
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:03.316
Well, it didn't lose any last night.
471
00:43:03.520 --> 00:43:07.149
You made a good $75
while you were watching that movie.
472
00:43:13.240 --> 00:43:16.198
How many tests do they do?
It's been over three hours.
473
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:19.390
Sonny doesn't understand us very well.
474
00:43:19.240 --> 00:43:23.552
He thought I was gonna jump out of the car
'cause you're in love with Suzie Nolan.
475
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:25.830
I'm not in love with Suzie Nolan.
476
00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:29.430
She's a step up from Lavelle Bates,
I admit that.
477
00:43:29.640 --> 00:43:34.310
With a young woman you'll do a lot
more things than you ever do with me.
478
00:43:34.240 --> 00:43:39.750
- Suzie's not three years younger than you.
- I knew I'd get a confession out of you.
479
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.956
Well, Arthur...
he's 15 years younger than me.
480
00:43:44.160 --> 00:43:46.720
He probably knows things
I've never heard of.
481
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:51.311
He did.
That's kinda ancient news now, Duane.
482
00:43:52.640 --> 00:43:55.757
Arthur was a big disappointment to me.
You know that.
483
00:43:56.800 --> 00:44:01.271
I don't blame Suzie for wanting you.
Junior's a total dud.
484
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:05.917
Claims he took a headache pill two years
ago and he's been impotent ever since.
485
00:44:06.120 --> 00:44:08.998
What do you and Jacy talk about all day?
486
00:44:10.640 --> 00:44:14.599
I wouldn't tell you
if you were the last person on earth.
487
00:44:17.520 --> 00:44:20.876
Broke my heart seeing Sonny
in the picture show.
488
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:26.278
Then I realised that wasn't what broke it.
It was already broken.
489
00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:29.836
You broke it.
490
00:44:31.720 --> 00:44:36.669
Seeing him just made me realise
I didn't have a whole heart any more.
491
00:44:39.560 --> 00:44:41.596
What was wrong with your head, Sonny?
492
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:47.395
The doctor did a lot of tests. We won't
know anything until the results are in.
493
00:44:47.600 --> 00:44:50.478
There's a lot of things I could have.
494
00:44:51.520 --> 00:44:54.478
A lot of things Duane's already got.
495
00:45:02.120 --> 00:45:04.429
There's three messages from Lavelle.
496
00:45:04.640 --> 00:45:07.313
Oh, I'm in a big hurry.
I've gotta go to Odessa.
497
00:45:07.520 --> 00:45:10.193
- You finished that proposal?
- Yeah.
498
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:15.760
- I don't know if she'll last the day.
- She'll last the day.
499
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:20.229
I didn't think you was the kind
to leave a desperate woman in the lurch.
500
00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.279
- Lavelle?
- Hello.
501
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.391
- Hi.
- Duane.
502
00:45:32.600 --> 00:45:35.319
I think I'm pregnant by Lester.
503
00:45:37.520 --> 00:45:40.796
Somebody must be making a fortune
off fertility drugs.
504
00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:43.355
Marylou says she won't
give him a divorce.
505
00:45:43.560 --> 00:45:46.950
She says she's pregnant too,
but Lester says it's impossible.
506
00:45:47.160 --> 00:45:48.912
When can you come by?
507
00:45:49.120 --> 00:45:52.351
It'll have to be tonight.
I gotta go to Odessa now.
508
00:45:52.560 --> 00:45:55.393
You hang in there.
This is not the end of the world.
509
00:45:55.600 --> 00:45:57.591
OK.
510
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:09.233
You could leave that stupid dog
at home sometime.
511
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:12.477
That dog is the only person
who really loves me.
512
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:42.199
Howdy.
513
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:46.679
Run along, Duane.
I don't like you any more.
514
00:46:48.160 --> 00:46:49.593
Why not?
515
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:52.758
Because I think
you're behaving like a horse's ass.
516
00:46:54.200 --> 00:46:58.637
I might not be quite as black as I've been
painted if Karla was doing the painting.
517
00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:01.513
You're probably blacker.
Karla still loves you.
518
00:47:01.720 --> 00:47:05.872
She doesn't think you're a horse's ass.
I had to figure that out myself.
519
00:47:07.720 --> 00:47:10.393
Do you want to play Eve
in the Centennial pageant?
520
00:47:10.600 --> 00:47:12.431
Eve?
521
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:15.311
Director asked me to ask you.
522
00:47:17.160 --> 00:47:20.152
And I suppose
you're gonna play Adam, right?
523
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.878
Maybe. Adam hasn't been cast.
524
00:47:32.240 --> 00:47:36.950
Well, call Marylou Marlow if you're
interested. She's the pageant director.
525
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:47.633
Hello, puppy.
Where are you going, Duane?
526
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.912
I have to go to Odessa.
It's the worst town on earth.
527
00:47:51.120 --> 00:47:54.590
I might like to see the worst town.
I've seen several runners-up.
528
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:58.429
Come with me. Scenery's not much,
but we could catch up.
529
00:47:58.640 --> 00:48:03.509
Let's go in mine. You can bring the puppy.
It's more comfortable. I might want a nap.
530
00:48:03.720 --> 00:48:08.669
- You don't mind if I take the dog?
- I like to study people and their animals.
531
00:48:51.720 --> 00:48:55.395
Odessa's uglier than this, huh?
I'm not sure I believe that.
532
00:48:55.600 --> 00:48:58.797
- Why are you going there?
- Oh, I'm in debt.
533
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:03.630
- I know. 12 million. Karla told me.
- There's a man in Odessa who might help.
534
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:06.434
If he's there.
I'm sure your daddy knew him.
535
00:49:07.720 --> 00:49:11.679
- Are you gonna be long?
- I could be one, two hours maybe.
536
00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:16.829
Then I'd like a motel room.
But I insist on keeping the puppy with me.
537
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:34.631
He might bother you.
He gets frantic when I'm gone too long.
538
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.354
Are you afraid
I'll woo your dog away from you?
539
00:49:39.720 --> 00:49:41.472
It's a big risk.
540
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:52.789
If you could get me back in love with you,
you wouldn't have to go to ugly towns.
541
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.958
I might put my daddy's fortune
at your disposal.
542
00:49:56.160 --> 00:49:58.276
I never had you in love with me.
543
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:02.290
You had me in love with you
and that was in high school.
544
00:50:02.240 --> 00:50:06.233
That's a good point, Duane.
Did I have you madly in love?
545
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:09.350
Madly.
546
00:50:11.200 --> 00:50:14.954
Guess I once could summon
some pretty mad love.
547
00:50:15.160 --> 00:50:17.230
I hope you're not gonna be too long.
548
00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:20.750
This looks like the kind of place
I could get real depressed.
549
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:22.951
I won't be over two hours.
550
00:50:26.240 --> 00:50:28.710
Come on, puppy.
551
00:50:29.680 --> 00:50:31.830
Guess we're in this together.
552
00:51:01.720 --> 00:51:05.190
- You make your deal?
- I didn't get turned down.
553
00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:11.834
I can think hopeful thoughts
for two or three weeks. That's something.
554
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:13.519
Yeah.
555
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:18.357
Want the other half?
556
00:51:20.160 --> 00:51:21.593
Here, puppy.
557
00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:27.192
I'll take the pickle.
558
00:51:27.400 --> 00:51:31.632
Welcome back. We're talking about
Parnell and Betty Sue Banks.
559
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:34.957
Betty Sue, Parnell,
very good to see you. Now, er...
560
00:51:35.160 --> 00:51:37.628
I wonder about couples like that.
561
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:40.593
They look silly but maybe
they're great in the sack.
562
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:42.870
I've had silly-looking men who were.
563
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.197
I'm too far in debt
to care about anything but getting out.
564
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:50.279
Karla thinks you get fucked
every five minutes. Do you?
565
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:51.833
No.
566
00:51:53.680 --> 00:51:57.389
- Well, I like the...
- Remember this is a family show.
567
00:51:57.600 --> 00:52:00.398
Do you think she goes down on him?
568
00:52:00.600 --> 00:52:02.556
I don't know what they do.
569
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:05.194
You have a dull attitude towards television.
570
00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:09.757
What's the point if you don't speculate on
the sex lives of people on game shows?
571
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:13.350
Come on, Shorty.
We're leaving our home away from home.
572
00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:35.675
You've been married. How did you do?
573
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:40.158
I did fine. Are you so far in debt
that it would bother you to rub my feet?
574
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:41.793
Nope.
575
00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.436
Watch more game shows. You see
some lucky people on game shows.
576
00:52:45.640 --> 00:52:50.350
- I haven't tried getting on a game show.
- Game shows are what life's really like.
577
00:52:50.560 --> 00:52:53.438
You win things that look great
but turn out to be junk
578
00:52:53.640 --> 00:52:56.598
and you lose things
you might want to keep for ever.
579
00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.234
Just 'cause you're unlucky.
580
00:53:25.240 --> 00:53:27.754
Well, you're pretty good
at foot rubs, Duane.
581
00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:31.794
- Are you really attached to that dog?
- He's my dog.
582
00:53:32.640 --> 00:53:34.835
Or else I'm his person.
583
00:53:36.160 --> 00:53:39.835
I think I've won him away from you,
despite my vow not to.
584
00:53:40.400 --> 00:53:42.679
Maybe it's time
you two tried a trial separation.
585
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:45.474
You want him? You want Shorty?
586
00:53:45.680 --> 00:53:48.956
He's probably the single
most hated thing in Archer County.
587
00:53:49.160 --> 00:53:51.594
He's not Hitler. He's just a dog.
588
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:56.316
I have to start letting some living thing
back into my life, even your old dog.
589
00:53:56.520 --> 00:53:59.557
What do I feed him?
I wouldn't want to hurt his digestion.
590
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:03.594
Shorty's digestion?
Feed him dead skunks, ground-up rocks.
591
00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:05.552
Can I have him, then?
592
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.112
Sure. If he'll go.
593
00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:15.598
Thanks, Duane. And for showing me
the ugliest town in the world.
594
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:19.588
I'm real glad you could come.
We really didn't catch up, though.
595
00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:22.152
Let's not bother "catching up".
596
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:26.239
I hate talking about the past
and not just because Benny got killed.
597
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.197
I'm sorry.
It's just one of those things you say.
598
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:37.232
I'm glad you went with me.
599
00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:44.152
Yeah. I liked that motel room.
600
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:52.750
Tell that woman I'll be Eve.
I've gotta stop being so reclusive.
601
00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:55.397
Causing the fall of humanity
might be the challenge I need.
602
00:54:56.920 --> 00:54:58.592
She'll be thrilled.
603
00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:06.917
Hey, I'm not mad at you, honey pie.
604
00:55:16.640 --> 00:55:19.712
Shorty, you're too damn dumb
to know what's happening.
605
00:55:27.160 --> 00:55:29.594
Ball! Ball! Ball!
606
00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:33.793
Mike, I won't punish you at all
if you'll just climb down now.
607
00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:38.475
You try. I've been standing on this chair
so long I'm getting dizzy.
608
00:55:38.680 --> 00:55:39.954
Come on, now.
609
00:55:41.600 --> 00:55:44.160
Come on, Mike. Come on, little Mike.
610
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:48.471
Where is Julie? He'd come down for her.
611
00:55:48.680 --> 00:55:52.912
They've taken up residence at Sonny's
store. Says it's too crazy around here.
612
00:55:53.120 --> 00:55:55.509
I'm gonna whip your butt
if you don't get down!
613
00:55:55.720 --> 00:55:58.393
Where is Nellie? She's his mother.
614
00:55:58.600 --> 00:56:02.309
Nellie's at Ed's explaining
why she don't want to be engaged to him.
615
00:56:04.160 --> 00:56:06.151
What is the matter with Billie Anne?
616
00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:09.318
Dickie smashed all her new furniture
with a tyre iron.
617
00:56:09.520 --> 00:56:13.433
You ought not to leave me alone
on days like this. I can't even get drunk.
618
00:56:13.640 --> 00:56:16.871
The faster I drink,
the faster things happen to sober me up.
619
00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:20.152
Plus I'm worried about Junior.
The bank called his notes.
620
00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:22.874
- Called his notes? How many?
- All of 'em.
621
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:26.311
Junior just went down the tubes.
622
00:56:26.520 --> 00:56:31.116
If they can call his notes,
they can call mine. Where is Junior?
623
00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:34.869
Took his lariat rope out of the pick-up
and went off down the hill.
624
00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:36.991
Probably hung himself by now.
625
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:41.439
Ball!
626
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.313
He doesn't realise
he's done anything wrong!
627
00:56:45.520 --> 00:56:48.800
He deserves about a hundred spankings!
628
00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:56.396
Ball! Ball!
629
00:56:57.760 --> 00:56:59.193
Go on.
630
00:57:02.760 --> 00:57:06.833
I talked to Jacy.
She said Shorty's a wonderful companion.
631
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:10.112
I guess she was just real lonely
and didn't even know it.
632
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:12.720
I guess so.
633
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:16.356
Duane, it was real sweet of you
to give her your dog.
634
00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:22.874
- Junior ever come in?
- No, and I hope he don't.
635
00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:25.360
He's just another mouth to feed.
636
00:57:25.240 --> 00:57:30.553
Show a little sympathy. The man just lost
everything he worked 45 years to get.
637
00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:34.719
He's down the hill
trying to rope an oil well right now.
638
00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:51.400
Watch out, now. Don't hurt yourself.
639
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:54.675
What the hell are you doing, Junior?
640
00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:57.594
Junior.
641
00:58:18.720 --> 00:58:20.472
Not like you to brood.
642
00:58:22.200 --> 00:58:25.556
I haven't done anything but brood
for the last six months.
643
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:28.320
There isn't anything
to do around here but brood.
644
00:58:29.640 --> 00:58:34.191
- Where's Shorty?
- He went off to live with Jacy.
645
00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:38.113
How's Jacy doing?
646
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:42.359
- I think she's doing pretty well.
- You might not be the best judge of that.
647
00:58:42.560 --> 00:58:45.950
You've lived with Karla most of your life.
Karla's buoyant.
648
00:58:46.160 --> 00:58:48.276
Not too many are that buoyant.
649
00:58:48.480 --> 00:58:51.438
I like Karla. You're lucky she married you.
650
00:58:52.720 --> 00:58:55.757
Must be the one thing I've done
you approve of.
651
00:58:57.160 --> 00:59:01.312
No. I think it's nice of you
to let Jacy have your dog.
652
00:59:03.920 --> 00:59:09.392
You keep this office too dark. Sunlight
helps you keep a cheerful disposition.
653
00:59:09.600 --> 00:59:12.637
Then how come there are
so many sad people around here?
654
00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:14.637
There's no shortage of sunlight.
655
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:17.354
Sometimes sadness is just in people.
656
00:59:17.560 --> 00:59:21.678
Look at Sonny. He was sad when
he was a teenager. Never got rid of it.
657
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:24.792
Sonny avoids me.
I only see him at meetings.
658
00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:28.719
I'd avoid you too if I were Sonny.
659
00:59:28.920 --> 00:59:30.956
You're successful and he isn't.
660
00:59:31.160 --> 00:59:33.435
What do you mean? I'm stone broke.
661
00:59:33.640 --> 00:59:37.599
He's the mayor, owns the hotel, Kwik Sack
and other solvent businesses.
662
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:41.156
They're not Exxon or Mobil,
but they're solvent. I oughta be sad!
663
00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:45.350
Some people can only see defeat.
You're not that way, Duane.
664
00:59:45.240 --> 00:59:48.596
I might be looking right at defeat myself.
665
01:00:10.640 --> 01:00:12.392
What are you reading about?
666
01:00:12.600 --> 01:00:16.513
Italy. I might move there.
I need to get away from Billie Anne.
667
01:00:18.720 --> 01:00:22.508
- You just married her.
- Stupidest thing I ever did too.
668
01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.232
Stop it, Daddy! Please!
669
01:00:46.160 --> 01:00:49.152
Oh, that's a good idea.
I think I'd better stop it.
670
01:00:54.600 --> 01:00:56.556
Dickie, I'm sorry.
671
01:00:57.600 --> 01:01:00.512
There's absolutely no reason
for me to behave that way.
672
01:01:00.720 --> 01:01:02.711
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't hurt you, did I?
673
01:01:04.720 --> 01:01:07.518
No. I just feel a little queasy.
674
01:01:09.120 --> 01:01:12.715
I'll get you a Coke.
It'll settle your stomach.
675
01:01:31.160 --> 01:01:34.789
Billie Anne told your mother
that you smashed all her furniture.
676
01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:39.551
She lies every minute of the day. I kicked
a lawn chair and broke my toenail.
677
01:01:40.720 --> 01:01:45.271
I owe you another apology. I should have
known you wouldn't do anything like that.
678
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:49.792
She's a good liar.
Mrs d'Olonne thinks I should just leave.
679
01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:54.509
- Mrs who?
- Mrs d'Olonne. You know, Jacy.
680
01:01:54.720 --> 01:01:58.349
She says I can go live
in her house in Italy if I want to.
681
01:01:58.560 --> 01:02:02.473
Did you... and Mrs d'Olonne
really go together once?
682
01:02:03.960 --> 01:02:05.916
Yeah, we sure did.
683
01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:09.235
We went steady in high school.
684
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:12.436
Italy. That sounds fine.
685
01:02:12.640 --> 01:02:14.392
You're young.
686
01:02:14.600 --> 01:02:18.479
You ought to see the world. You don't
have to make the oil patch your life.
687
01:02:18.680 --> 01:02:20.193
It's been your life though.
688
01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:23.392
That's my limitation.
It don't have to be yours.
689
01:02:32.240 --> 01:02:37.189
Billie Anne's gonna have a shit fit when
she finds out I got Mrs Marlow pregnant.
690
01:02:39.960 --> 01:02:43.748
It's not smart to get too many women
in love with you at the same time.
691
01:02:43.960 --> 01:02:48.158
That's what Mrs d'Olonne says. I tell her
everything. She gives real good advice.
692
01:02:48.360 --> 01:02:50.476
What does she say to do about the baby?
693
01:02:50.680 --> 01:02:53.240
Wait and see
if it looks like me or Mr Marlow.
694
01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:56.989
She says you can't trust married people
about their sex lives.
695
01:02:57.200 --> 01:03:02.690
Even if they claim they never do it, she
says they probably do it once in a while.
696
01:03:10.560 --> 01:03:14.269
- Are the twins here?
- They were. Jacy came and got 'em.
697
01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:17.630
She's in for some fun and games, then.
698
01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:20.593
They're good kids.
They're just full of mischief.
699
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:24.713
Mischief plus homicidal tendencies.
How's your brain problem?
700
01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:28.959
- Well, I've got some pills.
- Yeah? Do they work?
701
01:03:29.160 --> 01:03:32.755
Oh, well... I don't see movies in the sky...
702
01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:37.111
I haven't lost my car lately -
I guess that's an improvement.
703
01:03:37.320 --> 01:03:39.595
You don't seem too convinced.
704
01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.349
No. Pills make me feel
like I've got fuzz on my head.
705
01:03:43.560 --> 01:03:46.358
Sort of a warm fuzz. Not a great feeling.
706
01:03:46.560 --> 01:03:49.518
I'd rather see movies in the sky.
707
01:03:49.720 --> 01:03:53.235
Maybe you ought to lay off the pills
till the Centennial's over.
708
01:03:53.440 --> 01:03:57.319
We're all gonna need our wits about us
once that gets started.
709
01:03:57.520 --> 01:04:00.478
I think my wits live somewhere else now.
710
01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:12.109
- Where is everybody?
- They're spending the night at Jacy's.
711
01:04:13.800 --> 01:04:16.519
- All of 'em?
- All of 'em but me.
712
01:04:16.720 --> 01:04:20.760
Karla wasn't sure
if Jacy gets the good cable.
713
01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:24.340
She says she'll see you
at the pageant rehearsal tomorrow night.
714
01:04:32.960 --> 01:04:34.552
Testing...
715
01:04:36.920 --> 01:04:38.558
Testing.
716
01:04:38.760 --> 01:04:40.340
Testing.
717
01:04:41.560 --> 01:04:42.959
Testing.
718
01:04:45.680 --> 01:04:46.954
Testing!
719
01:04:47.160 --> 01:04:48.832
Here, let me take her.
720
01:04:49.400 --> 01:04:50.439
Testing!
721
01:04:53.520 --> 01:04:56.159
Testing. Testing.
722
01:04:58.400 --> 01:04:59.314
Testing.
723
01:04:59.520 --> 01:05:03.115
You can stop saying "testing".
The mike's obviously working.
724
01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:06.995
Hey, Duane. How's life
without a single soul to come home to?
725
01:05:07.200 --> 01:05:11.591
Oh, Jacy. I'm so glad you're here. We've
so much to talk about. Come over here.
726
01:05:14.920 --> 01:05:17.832
OK. Adam and Eve!
Over here in the Garden of Eden!
727
01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:23.317
Come on, Adam. It's not gonna hurt
but for just a little while.
728
01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:26.239
- Come on.
- All right. I'm coming.
729
01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:30.194
OK. We'll put the tree with
forbidden fruit on it here between you.
730
01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:32.834
Duane, you're here. Jacy, you're here.
731
01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:36.999
Duane, hold your side
so everybody knows you're missing a rib.
732
01:05:37.200 --> 01:05:40.715
- I'm missing a brain.
- Give me this baby.
733
01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:44.515
I don't think Adam and Eve
had had their first-born at this point.
734
01:05:53.720 --> 01:05:56.553
Remember when I was
Homecoming Queen, Duane?
735
01:05:59.360 --> 01:06:01.316
I sure do.
736
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:08.949
I bet you never thought we'd be standing
here 30 years later as Adam and Eve.
737
01:06:12.160 --> 01:06:14.720
Never would have thought it, Jacy.
738
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:21.715
I feel like we are, in a way. I feel
like we're the Adam and Eve of this town.
739
01:06:26.160 --> 01:06:31.518
OK now, Jacy. You're gonna have to sing
the song from over here this time.
740
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:44.917
- Your mother's leaving.
- OK. Bye, Ruth.
741
01:06:45.120 --> 01:06:47.315
Bye. Don't dawdle round, now.
742
01:06:55.200 --> 01:06:57.156
Baby's gotta go to bed.
743
01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:02.873
Whoo!
744
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.788
Oh, there's my ride.
I gotta get going, girls. I'll see you later.
745
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:19.799
Adios, sayonara... goodbye, Duane.
746
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:21.752
We're coming.
747
01:07:35.240 --> 01:07:38.277
- Hey, Genevieve.
- I don't see no fish!
748
01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:41.392
I wasn't fishing. I was just boating.
749
01:07:41.600 --> 01:07:45.149
I wish I could boat.
I never could afford one.
750
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:48.670
Dan and I were saving up to buy a boat
when he was killed.
751
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:50.871
Guess his coffin was our boat.
752
01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:55.153
It wasn't a month after Jacy's folks
were killed in that damn plane crash.
753
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:57.794
You can borrow this one
any time, Genevieve.
754
01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:00.434
- I can't even run a boat.
- I rarely use it.
755
01:08:01.680 --> 01:08:04.513
I've been fishing off this bank
all these years.
756
01:08:06.520 --> 01:08:08.715
Lee Roy? What's going on?
757
01:08:08.920 --> 01:08:11.593
- I think we hit that Mississippi!
- We did?
758
01:08:11.800 --> 01:08:13.392
I think we hit that sucker.
759
01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:20.313
We're gonna need
four more sections down here!
760
01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:31.238
How about that?
761
01:08:31.440 --> 01:08:35.991
After three extra innings,
the Anarene Wildcats have done it again.
762
01:08:36.200 --> 01:08:40.193
As usual, every player gets a free
Dr Pepper at Sonny's Kwik Sack.
763
01:08:41.160 --> 01:08:43.754
Good night, folks. Y'all drive safely, now.
764
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:51.752
- Hey, little Mike!
- Julie, get him. Julie!
765
01:08:52.800 --> 01:08:55.553
Hey, Shorty. I guess I missed the game.
766
01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:57.637
Yes, you did. Jack's team won.
767
01:08:57.840 --> 01:09:01.435
- Your wife's back over at your place.
- Yeah?
768
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:05.235
- You're not angry I kidnapped your family?
- No.
769
01:09:05.440 --> 01:09:08.477
If they wanna live with you, that's fine.
770
01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:11.990
- You do miss them a little, don't you?
- A little.
771
01:09:12.200 --> 01:09:16.876
Guess you'll have to suffer. I'm taking
Karla and the twins with me to Europe.
772
01:09:17.800 --> 01:09:19.389
- For good?
- Of course not for good!
773
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:22.194
For a couple of weeks. It'll do 'em good.
774
01:09:22.400 --> 01:09:25.551
Besides, I need them
to help me ease back into a life there.
775
01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:27.716
Be sure and take Dickie too.
776
01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:30.673
If he stays here,
his wife'll probably shoot him.
777
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:32.632
Or somebody else's husband.
778
01:09:32.840 --> 01:09:35.195
He may fall in love
with one of my daughters.
779
01:09:35.400 --> 01:09:38.790
Maybe we'll have grandkids in common.
780
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:44.233
You don't understand Dickie. If I was in
the mood for love, I'd keep him for myself.
781
01:09:44.440 --> 01:09:48.399
- He's one in a million.
- Why aren't you in the mood for love?
782
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:51.832
What does it matter to you?
783
01:09:55.920 --> 01:09:58.753
I'm not telling you why, Duane.
784
01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:01.349
If you want to catch a glimpse of your wife,
785
01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:04.120
you better catch it
while the catching is good.
786
01:10:04.320 --> 01:10:06.993
Come on, Shorty. Get in the back seat.
787
01:10:13.400 --> 01:10:14.632
What a surprise.
788
01:10:14.840 --> 01:10:18.150
Don't try and be witty, Duane.
I'm watching a movie.
789
01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:21.988
I didn't see Junior's pick-up.
Did he go home?
790
01:10:22.200 --> 01:10:26.557
You don't keep up very well, do ya?
He and Billie Anne ran off together.
791
01:10:26.760 --> 01:10:31.197
Dickie's happy as a lark. He's filed
divorce papers accusing her of desertion.
792
01:10:31.400 --> 01:10:36.269
She might come back if things
don't work out with Junior. You look great.
793
01:10:36.480 --> 01:10:38.869
Why wouldn't they work out?
Junior's sweet.
794
01:10:39.800 --> 01:10:41.469
Don't everybody have to be
macho like you.
795
01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:43.511
I don't think I'm macho.
796
01:10:43.720 --> 01:10:49.330
I didn't used to think so, but Jacy's
explained all your problems to me.
797
01:10:49.240 --> 01:10:52.437
Why did Jacy
have to explain my problems to you?
798
01:10:54.280 --> 01:10:56.111
She hasn't seen me for years.
799
01:10:56.320 --> 01:11:00.199
You've seen me every day for 20 years.
Why didn't you explain my problems?
800
01:11:00.400 --> 01:11:03.153
Duane, she has lived in Europe.
Don't get uptight.
801
01:11:03.360 --> 01:11:06.716
I am uptight! I can't help it!
I don't know what's going on!
802
01:11:06.920 --> 01:11:11.471
She says she's taking you and the twins
to Europe. Dickie too. What's going on?
803
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:14.717
- Nellie wants to go too.
- Why can't I go to Europe?
804
01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:17.388
I've never been to Europe.
Maybe I'd like to go.
805
01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:21.195
And leave your oil well
just when you finally got one?
806
01:11:21.400 --> 01:11:27.320
If to understand people's problems you
have to live in Europe, I wanna move there!
807
01:11:27.240 --> 01:11:29.993
I don't understand anything.
Everything's crazy.
808
01:11:30.200 --> 01:11:34.557
People are running off with each other.
One kiss, they're gone!
809
01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:39.709
Duane, that's just the way life is. Please
talk quieter. You're going to wake the baby.
810
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:47.674
I don't know what's going on
between you and Jacy.
811
01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:50.750
That's OK. It's none of your business.
812
01:11:50.280 --> 01:11:53.477
I told you not to go imagining things
about my life.
813
01:11:53.680 --> 01:11:55.790
Why can't I?
814
01:11:55.280 --> 01:11:59.637
Because you don't understand
a thing about women and you never will.
815
01:11:59.840 --> 01:12:04.709
Well, I guess I know
a few things about you after 20 years.
816
01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:09.277
- How many things are there to know?
- There's four things to know about you.
817
01:12:09.480 --> 01:12:12.233
- There's a million to know about me.
- Name a few.
818
01:12:12.440 --> 01:12:15.398
New things every day.
They don't have names.
819
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:17.591
They can just be feelings.
820
01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:21.110
Like these plants
I read about in National Geographic.
821
01:12:21.320 --> 01:12:24.790
They only bloom one hour in 20 years.
822
01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:27.389
I have little feelings like that.
823
01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:30.353
One might only bloom once
during our whole marriage
824
01:12:30.560 --> 01:12:34.314
and you'd be sitting two feet away
and never notice it.
825
01:12:38.680 --> 01:12:43.549
Remember, the Centennial
weekend runs three big days and nights.
826
01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:45.830
That's three big days and nights.
827
01:12:46.400 --> 01:12:50.556
So if you miss the pageant tonight,
you got two more chances to see it.
828
01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:52.716
- Here you are.
- Two, please.
829
01:12:52.920 --> 01:12:54.478
Get on out of here!
830
01:12:54.680 --> 01:12:58.150
There's three big dances.
One every night here on Main Street.
831
01:12:58.360 --> 01:13:01.716
Come on out here
every day and every night.
832
01:13:04.240 --> 01:13:07.312
Who said you could put up a tent
with a mattress in it?
833
01:13:07.520 --> 01:13:11.798
I'm fasting for an oil embargo
and she's fasting for a no-fault divorce.
834
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:14.958
In the old days,
you two would be stoned with rocks!
835
01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:19.234
Go away or I'll shoot you, you old bully.
836
01:13:19.440 --> 01:13:23.149
I shot two people already...
and you'll be three.
837
01:13:23.360 --> 01:13:26.113
You brazen hussy! You ridiculous Jezebel!
838
01:13:26.320 --> 01:13:29.437
You think I'm afraid of you
and those puny pistols!
839
01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:35.753
Remember this Centennial weekend
runs three big days and nights!
840
01:13:42.240 --> 01:13:46.711
There's $20,000...
Don't forget I gave it to you.
841
01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:50.310
- Somebody'll find it after I'm gone.
- Gone? Where?
842
01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:52.272
After I've committed suicide.
843
01:13:52.480 --> 01:13:55.677
The Centennial's off to a good start.
Why wait?
844
01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.953
Lester, this well might solve
all our troubles. That's one reason to wait.
845
01:14:00.160 --> 01:14:03.232
Didn't you read the Wall Street Journal
this morning?
846
01:14:03.440 --> 01:14:05.476
The Saudis are gonna open up the pipes.
847
01:14:05.680 --> 01:14:09.229
They'll show us $5 oil
if that's what it takes to get our attention.
848
01:14:09.440 --> 01:14:12.876
- They're probably bluffing.
- What if they aren't bluffing?
849
01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:15.672
What a life!
850
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:20.317
My wife's bearing you a grandchild.
Your old girlfriend's bearing me a child.
851
01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:22.909
And unless I'm lucky,
I'm headed for prison.
852
01:14:23.120 --> 01:14:27.591
What do you think the state of Texas
will feed its felons if oil goes to $5 a barrel?
853
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:32.555
They're gonna make us eat our own
toenails. Or make us eat each other.
854
01:14:34.400 --> 01:14:38.279
Be glad your family's moving to Europe.
Getting out of this madhouse.
855
01:14:38.480 --> 01:14:42.268
No. Karla and the twins are just
going to Europe for a couple of weeks.
856
01:14:42.480 --> 01:14:45.631
- You didn't hear the story I heard.
- What story?
857
01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:49.799
I heard that Karla and Jacy were in love.
It didn't surprise me.
858
01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:52.560
- It didn't?
- No. They're both advanced women.
859
01:14:55.800 --> 01:14:59.395
What's Dickie doing in a Porsche
with Suzie Nolan?
860
01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:04.276
I don't know. I think everybody's
waited till now to go crazy.
861
01:15:28.120 --> 01:15:29.792
Hey, Lee Roy!
862
01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:32.558
Hi, Nellie!
863
01:15:32.760 --> 01:15:34.876
- Charlene!
- Hey, Lavelle!
864
01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:42.515
Hey, Marylou! Hey, Mr Mayor!
865
01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:46.795
Hey, Lester, who's watching the bank?
866
01:15:51.320 --> 01:15:53.720
- Genevieve.
- Yeah.
867
01:15:53.280 --> 01:15:57.114
- Here's for some Excedrin.
- Help yourself.
868
01:15:57.320 --> 01:16:01.393
Bring a chair out here
and sit down for a while. You look tired.
869
01:16:02.360 --> 01:16:04.316
Here comes Jacy.
870
01:16:18.120 --> 01:16:21.715
Hey, Duane! Get up here! Come on!
871
01:16:27.320 --> 01:16:29.709
Stop this float!
872
01:16:29.920 --> 01:16:32.798
That girl never would let you alone.
873
01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:35.195
Yeah, but she's not a girl any more.
874
01:16:36.240 --> 01:16:38.515
The older we get, the more dangerous.
875
01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:40.790
Better run along.
876
01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:48.750
I don't know why you want me up there.
877
01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:53.636
A queen without the captain of the football
team would be like Eve without Adam.
878
01:16:53.840 --> 01:16:56.912
We've still got
that Adam and Eve skit to get through.
879
01:16:57.120 --> 01:17:01.432
What do you mean "get through"?
Don't you think I'll make a good Eve?
880
01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:03.915
I'm the one I'm worried about.
881
01:17:04.120 --> 01:17:08.238
I've been trying to relax, but
everything makes me feel more nervous.
882
01:17:08.440 --> 01:17:10.396
- Including being up here?
- Yup.
883
01:17:14.840 --> 01:17:17.115
Hey, Duane!
884
01:17:17.320 --> 01:17:21.632
Oh, Duane. To them we're a romance.
Come on, wave at 'em.
885
01:17:30.760 --> 01:17:32.318
Jacy!
886
01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:37.599
- Jacy!
- Duane!
887
01:17:54.160 --> 01:17:57.197
I never heard of anybody
being wired to a horse before.
888
01:17:57.400 --> 01:18:00.278
What if the horse falls down
and squashes the old soul?
889
01:18:00.480 --> 01:18:03.597
Shut up, Lee Roy.
Nobody's ever got hurt riding Dobbs.
890
01:18:03.800 --> 01:18:05.631
Hellzapoppin'!
891
01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:18.151
Look at this crowd. There ain't been
this many people in town before.
892
01:18:18.360 --> 01:18:20.396
Here they come.
893
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:22.790
There they go.
894
01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:32.876
Uh-oh.
895
01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:42.358
Look at that old man go!
896
01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.756
Wahoo!
897
01:18:52.680 --> 01:18:54.477
- Down!
- Sit down!
898
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:01.389
- Oh, no. He's tilting.
- He sure is.
899
01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:23.113
Be right back.
900
01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:35.275
- Dickie!
- Oh, Dickie!
901
01:19:43.360 --> 01:19:45.157
Oh, boy.
902
01:19:50.120 --> 01:19:54.591
You look a little pale, Duane.
Was you worried I'd be killed?
903
01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:59.780
Yeah, plus I think I broke some ribs when
I jumped that kid with the snow cone.
904
01:19:59.280 --> 01:20:01.236
Boy, that was quite a ride.
905
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:43.916
God, you're stodgy.
906
01:20:44.120 --> 01:20:47.192
I was just doing the update
on my Homecoming Queen kiss.
907
01:20:47.400 --> 01:20:51.757
I figure I should get to kiss in the rodeo
arena at least once every 30 years.
908
01:21:10.400 --> 01:21:14.109
It's ironic you broke all your ribs
before the Adam and Eve skit.
909
01:21:14.320 --> 01:21:16.470
What would a psychiatrist make of that?
910
01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:21.390
- I didn't break all my ribs. Just three.
- That doesn't affect the irony, honey pie.
911
01:21:21.600 --> 01:21:24.194
I wish we could go swimming.
912
01:21:24.400 --> 01:21:26.994
You don't have to really wait around.
913
01:21:28.400 --> 01:21:30.554
The doctor can bring me
after I'm bandaged.
914
01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:35.709
Eve's not supposed to leave Adam
just 'cause it's summer time in the garden.
915
01:21:39.800 --> 01:21:44.351
- Guess we're the only ones in the hospital.
- And it's full of beds, too.
916
01:21:47.280 --> 01:21:50.989
- I don't want you to try and fuck me.
- I wasn't going to.
917
01:21:51.200 --> 01:21:54.909
No, but you tie yourself up
thinking about it when we're together.
918
01:21:55.120 --> 01:21:57.953
If you just relax about it,
we could have fun.
919
01:21:59.000 --> 01:22:01.195
I don't guess I know what you mean.
920
01:22:01.400 --> 01:22:05.750
Conversation, for starters.
Why don't you start one for a change?
921
01:22:05.280 --> 01:22:08.511
I guess I get scared
I'll say something wrong.
922
01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.154
What if you did say something wrong?
923
01:22:11.360 --> 01:22:14.716
Think I'd banish you
for some small conversational lapse?
924
01:22:14.920 --> 01:22:18.356
- I guess I must think that.
- Then you're not scared of Karla?
925
01:22:18.560 --> 01:22:23.998
Oh, I'm plenty scared of Karla, but
she and I have survived a lot of mistakes.
926
01:22:24.200 --> 01:22:26.350
I imagine we'll survive a lot more.
927
01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:29.154
I think you could
even survive a few with me.
928
01:22:29.360 --> 01:22:31.635
You have survived a few with me, in fact.
929
01:22:43.760 --> 01:22:47.700
I don't think my ribs
need bandaging all that bad.
930
01:22:47.280 --> 01:22:50.750
Maybe we should just go on back
to the pageant.
931
01:22:50.960 --> 01:22:52.518
OK.
932
01:22:57.200 --> 01:23:00.158
Why did you take my family away?
933
01:23:01.800 --> 01:23:04.473
They're fearless. I need that.
934
01:23:04.680 --> 01:23:09.595
I thought some of it must have come
from you, but maybe it all came from Karla.
935
01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:13.916
You're afraid to sit here with me.
936
01:23:14.120 --> 01:23:17.874
You're scared to death you might
feel something you can't control.
937
01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:40.876
I'm almost there.
938
01:23:42.280 --> 01:23:44.236
Hope the Coach ain't back.
939
01:23:45.280 --> 01:23:47.669
Oh, he won't be home for hours.
940
01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:52.114
Just take it into the garage, Sonny.
941
01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:55.390
OK.
942
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:24.236
Hello, Duane.
I hope you weren't having a nice dream.
943
01:24:25.280 --> 01:24:27.748
How come you stayed away
from the dance?
944
01:24:27.960 --> 01:24:30.713
He probably spent the evening
feeling guilty
945
01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:33.912
and wishing he knew how to treat women.
946
01:24:39.400 --> 01:24:41.789
- Mexican eggs are ready.
- I'm starving.
947
01:24:42.000 --> 01:24:45.754
I guess Duane just enjoys
sulking around by himself.
948
01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:50.158
- I don't think he's glad to see us.
- It's the hard time I gave him.
949
01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:57.309
What did happen at the dance?
950
01:24:57.520 --> 01:24:59.397
Jacy danced all night with Dickie
951
01:24:59.600 --> 01:25:02.433
and I made do
with whatever drunken slob I could get.
952
01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:04.835
Why don't we sell this house?
953
01:25:05.400 --> 01:25:08.112
We don't really need
this $2 million son of a bitch.
954
01:25:09.160 --> 01:25:12.470
Do you think there's anybody
still rich enough to buy it?
955
01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:15.717
Some lawyers, maybe.
Bankruptcy lawyers.
956
01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:18.639
If they're not rich enough now,
they soon will be.
957
01:25:22.360 --> 01:25:24.874
I forgot how in debt we are.
958
01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:28.360
You're falling in love with Jacy.
959
01:25:28.240 --> 01:25:31.755
Love's the one thing
that'll take your mind off money troubles.
960
01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:33.598
I'm not falling in love with her.
961
01:25:33.800 --> 01:25:36.837
She don't think so either,
but I know better.
962
01:25:37.400 --> 01:25:40.749
You do too.
You're just too scared to admit it.
963
01:25:41.680 --> 01:25:44.433
I'm too middle-aged to be in love.
964
01:25:46.200 --> 01:25:49.670
I'm lucky to have you keep me moving
through my mid-life crisis.
965
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:52.952
- You hit that on the button.
- Where did Dickie get that Porsche?
966
01:25:53.160 --> 01:25:57.119
- Suzie Nolan bought it for him.
- Suzie bought it for him?
967
01:25:57.320 --> 01:26:02.235
Her husband had all his notes called
and she buys Dickie a Porsche?
968
01:26:02.440 --> 01:26:07.700
It's nice that Dickie likes older women.
He's not a snob about it like some men.
969
01:26:07.280 --> 01:26:09.316
Hello. Hi, Ruth.
970
01:26:10.400 --> 01:26:12.118
Oh, no.
971
01:26:13.160 --> 01:26:15.799
It's a good thing
the little girls weren't hurt.
972
01:26:16.000 --> 01:26:18.594
We'll come right on in.
973
01:26:18.800 --> 01:26:21.519
- What did Dickie do now?
- It's not Dickie.
974
01:26:21.720 --> 01:26:26.669
It's Sonny. He just drove his car right
through the wall of the Stauffers' house.
975
01:26:28.440 --> 01:26:30.908
I wanna live in the jail.
976
01:26:31.120 --> 01:26:34.635
It's only a block from my room.
Besides, it's cleaner.
977
01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:38.196
When I'm feeling in control,
ask Monroe, he'll let me out.
978
01:26:38.400 --> 01:26:41.790
I'm a good cook, play cards
with the deputies, might cheer 'em up.
979
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:45.720
What did you see in your head
when you ran into the house?
980
01:26:45.280 --> 01:26:47.555
There used to be a garage there.
981
01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:52.720
Ruth and I parked in it hundreds of times.
I just did it like I used to.
982
01:26:52.280 --> 01:26:55.477
It's just lucky
those little girls were outside.
983
01:26:55.680 --> 01:26:58.274
Maybe you'd better
come and live at our house.
984
01:26:58.480 --> 01:27:01.916
- I couldn't live in your house.
- The hot tub's good therapy.
985
01:27:02.120 --> 01:27:07.194
Not with lots of people.
No. Jail... best solution.
986
01:27:08.400 --> 01:27:11.157
I'll give up my driver's licence, too.
987
01:27:11.360 --> 01:27:15.114
I'm gonna go help the Stauffers
get in that new house I gave them.
988
01:27:26.160 --> 01:27:28.116
I don't want him to go away.
989
01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:35.395
I'll just build him a house out by us.
That way he won't get on your nerves.
990
01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:39.388
He's already gone away, honey.
He's just gone away to the past.
991
01:28:51.400 --> 01:28:55.598
We may not get much of a crowd.
Lester's bank closing might put people off.
992
01:28:55.800 --> 01:28:59.395
That's not how it works.
The less bread, the more circuses.
993
01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:03.673
- Damn it. I left my outfit at the house.
- Take my car. You'll make it.
994
01:29:05.320 --> 01:29:07.390
I really feel bad about Sonny.
995
01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:12.116
If you'll talk to me about something
besides Sonny, you can sit here.
996
01:29:12.320 --> 01:29:14.629
You're kinda cute when you're depressed.
997
01:29:14.840 --> 01:29:17.912
When you're hangdog,
I have the impulse to hug you.
998
01:29:18.120 --> 01:29:21.874
I may hug you, but if I do
it's not something you should misinterpret.
999
01:29:22.800 --> 01:29:24.753
I wouldn't dare interpret anything
with you women.
1000
01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:27.918
Stop saying "you women".
I'm the only woman here.
1001
01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:33.833
- Do you think I've lost Karla?
- Why? Do you really wanna keep her?
1002
01:29:34.400 --> 01:29:36.156
Yeah, I do.
1003
01:29:36.360 --> 01:29:41.115
- You males like to get things settled.
- It's nice to know what's happening.
1004
01:29:41.320 --> 01:29:44.357
You mean it's nice to know
who's gonna take care of you.
1005
01:29:44.560 --> 01:29:49.714
You're scared to find out what you really
want to know - if I seduced your wife.
1006
01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:53.435
No. I didn't ask you anything like that.
1007
01:29:53.640 --> 01:29:58.270
I don't know about you, Duane.
It's possible you're really pretty nice.
1008
01:29:58.480 --> 01:30:02.750
Just too attached
to the linear principle or something.
1009
01:30:04.600 --> 01:30:08.832
Better get your outfit, Adam. It's nearly
time for us to start the human race.
1010
01:30:09.400 --> 01:30:10.632
All right.
1011
01:30:40.920 --> 01:30:43.798
- Hi, Sonny.
- I think I'm gonna sue the town.
1012
01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:47.436
It's the town that's driven me crazy.
1013
01:30:47.640 --> 01:30:50.473
I think it's done it to you too.
1014
01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:52.636
I think we're all crazy now.
1015
01:30:52.840 --> 01:30:57.356
I don't think I'm crazy.
I admit just about everybody else is.
1016
01:30:57.560 --> 01:31:01.348
Sure you are. You drink gallons
of vodka and have tacky boyfriends.
1017
01:31:01.560 --> 01:31:03.710
Duane has tacky girlfriends.
1018
01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:06.275
Well, you're in a bad mood.
1019
01:31:06.480 --> 01:31:08.914
For your information, I like vodka.
1020
01:31:09.120 --> 01:31:12.430
And sometimes, Sonny,
it's tacky or nothing.
1021
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:15.552
We're all crazy.
We should all sue the town together.
1022
01:31:15.760 --> 01:31:19.594
But we are the town.
There's no point in suing ourselves.
1023
01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:29.871
- A wonder we were ever best friends.
- Why?
1024
01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:33.959
You're the town success.
I'm the town failure.
1025
01:31:34.160 --> 01:31:36.370
It's been that way since high school.
1026
01:31:36.240 --> 01:31:39.198
You wouldn't think a winner and a loser
could be friends.
1027
01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:06.636
- Duane?
- Yeah.
1028
01:32:06.840 --> 01:32:10.958
I could be considered a loser myself.
I've never done very much.
1029
01:32:11.160 --> 01:32:12.878
You're not a loser, though.
1030
01:32:13.800 --> 01:32:17.730
If the reason I'm not is 'cause
I'm married to a winner, then I am a loser.
1031
01:32:17.280 --> 01:32:19.589
Will you stop calling yourself a loser?
1032
01:32:19.800 --> 01:32:24.780
You're a beautiful, wonderful woman.
I don't wanna hear you talking like Sonny.
1033
01:32:24.280 --> 01:32:28.796
If I'm so wonderful, how come you sleep
with tacky girlfriends instead of me?
1034
01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:34.392
You didn't spring to my defence
when Sonny was insulting me.
1035
01:32:34.600 --> 01:32:39.594
I wanted to hit him, but last time I hit him
I nearly put his eye out.
1036
01:32:39.800 --> 01:32:43.509
It's interesting you hit him over Jacy.
You didn't hit him over me.
1037
01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:55.710
- Think she'll ever marry again?
- No. I wouldn't either if you got killed.
1038
01:32:55.280 --> 01:33:00.350
- You would too. Least I hope you would.
- You better not hope any such thing!
1039
01:33:00.240 --> 01:33:04.916
I don't want any husband but you.
What made you say a thing like that?
1040
01:33:05.120 --> 01:33:08.669
I have no idea why I said it.
I'm retreating as fast as I can.
1041
01:33:11.760 --> 01:33:13.751
He thinks he's my police escort!
1042
01:33:13.960 --> 01:33:17.316
Duane said he hoped
I'd get married again if he died.
1043
01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:18.839
Oh, he did?
1044
01:33:19.400 --> 01:33:21.554
I was just thinking of your happiness.
1045
01:33:37.560 --> 01:33:40.358
What's the matter?
Why are you all packed up?
1046
01:33:40.560 --> 01:33:42.630
You're broke, that's why.
1047
01:33:42.840 --> 01:33:46.992
You can't afford to pay me and there's
nothing to do. This business is dead.
1048
01:33:47.200 --> 01:33:50.954
It's not dead.
I've still got three rigs working.
1049
01:33:51.160 --> 01:33:54.197
I don't see why you won't face it, Duane.
You're broke.
1050
01:33:55.320 --> 01:33:58.835
When you came to work for me,
oil was $3 a barrel.
1051
01:33:59.400 --> 01:34:02.237
Now it's $16 a barrel.
That's not as good as 30 but it's...
1052
01:34:02.440 --> 01:34:05.750
When I came to work for you,
you weren't 12 million in debt.
1053
01:34:05.960 --> 01:34:09.953
16 is just the price today.
It's gonna go a lot lower before it stops.
1054
01:34:11.240 --> 01:34:13.834
OK. You win. Leave if you want to.
1055
01:34:14.400 --> 01:34:16.759
That guy in Odessa
said no go on my offer anyway.
1056
01:34:29.720 --> 01:34:32.553
Don't sit there and look like that.
1057
01:34:32.760 --> 01:34:35.399
I didn't think you'd quit me.
1058
01:34:35.600 --> 01:34:38.433
I'll stay if you just want me around, Duane,
1059
01:34:38.640 --> 01:34:41.552
but I won't take a salary -
it wouldn't really be right.
1060
01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:43.716
You've been very good to me.
1061
01:34:44.920 --> 01:34:47.480
Think I've lost Karla?
1062
01:34:50.240 --> 01:34:53.277
Do you... wanna keep her?
1063
01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:58.990
Why is Sonny living in your trailer?
1064
01:34:59.200 --> 01:35:01.634
Why do you think
you can live with someone crazy?
1065
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:08.311
Sonny's a very mild person...
and he loved me once.
1066
01:35:08.520 --> 01:35:11.432
I would have been dead long ago
if he hadn't loved me.
1067
01:35:11.640 --> 01:35:13.596
It's my place to take him in.
1068
01:35:13.800 --> 01:35:17.588
You're getting Christian in your old age.
Sonny is getting sicker.
1069
01:35:17.800 --> 01:35:20.678
He thinks he sees movies,
then he thinks he's in movies.
1070
01:35:20.880 --> 01:35:23.872
He's way past help by amateurs like us.
1071
01:35:24.800 --> 01:35:26.913
What if he wakes up some night...
1072
01:35:27.120 --> 01:35:30.430
thinks he's in a movie
and it's The Boston Strangler
1073
01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:32.596
and he strangles you or something?
1074
01:35:32.800 --> 01:35:35.712
I really wish you'd let me try this, Duane.
1075
01:35:35.920 --> 01:35:40.198
I'm an old woman. Nobody would
care much if he strangled me.
1076
01:35:40.400 --> 01:35:43.551
I'd care. I'd kill him if he hurt you.
1077
01:35:44.800 --> 01:35:48.679
Well... maybe he won't.
1078
01:36:11.600 --> 01:36:14.990
Anybody says one mean thing to me,
I'm putting on my ear muffs.
1079
01:36:15.200 --> 01:36:19.790
We are gonna write down our hopes
and prophecies for the next 100 years.
1080
01:36:19.280 --> 01:36:21.350
They're sealing
the time capsule tomorrow.
1081
01:36:21.560 --> 01:36:25.269
My hope is that nobody says
anything mean to me for 100 years.
1082
01:36:25.480 --> 01:36:29.951
- That's not my prophecy, though.
- He's been kinda snappish lately.
1083
01:36:30.160 --> 01:36:34.870
Duane, if you want to participate,
why don't you sit down and behave?
1084
01:37:05.120 --> 01:37:09.159
Her little boy was younger than me
and he got killed. I'd never get killed.
1085
01:37:09.360 --> 01:37:11.316
It's bad luck to talk about it.
1086
01:37:11.520 --> 01:37:14.432
It was the cable
on the movie set that killed him.
1087
01:37:14.640 --> 01:37:17.518
It wasn't covered up
like it was supposed to be.
1088
01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:19.950
He just brushed against it,
1089
01:37:20.160 --> 01:37:24.392
but it was so full of electricity
that he didn't have a chance.
1090
01:37:24.600 --> 01:37:27.637
Now look what you've started.
1091
01:37:27.840 --> 01:37:31.355
I wouldn't have brushed against the cable.
1092
01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:36.509
You shut up! You've never been on a
movie set! You don't know what you'd do!
1093
01:37:38.400 --> 01:37:40.474
You could have put that baby's eye out!
1094
01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:46.730
You don't know what you'd do.
You might be killed in five seconds.
1095
01:37:46.280 --> 01:37:48.396
Fuckface asshole!
1096
01:37:48.600 --> 01:37:51.876
All right, all right!
Don't you hit your sister!
1097
01:37:52.920 --> 01:37:55.753
If I catch you, I'm gonna whip your butt!
1098
01:38:03.120 --> 01:38:06.749
I can't live in this house any more.
It's driving me crazy!
1099
01:38:06.960 --> 01:38:11.795
- Where are you going?
- To beat up Jack!
1100
01:38:16.960 --> 01:38:20.635
Sweet family you got.
Not too stable, though.
1101
01:40:06.920 --> 01:40:10.549
- Hey, there's Suzie Nolan!
- Hi, y'all.
1102
01:40:10.760 --> 01:40:14.673
- Duane. Dickie tell you?
- Tell me what?
1103
01:40:14.880 --> 01:40:18.310
We're getting married.
I'm gonna be your daughter-in-law.
1104
01:40:18.240 --> 01:40:21.516
Here's the engagement ring. Isn't it pretty?
1105
01:40:21.720 --> 01:40:23.676
I think I'll drown myself.
1106
01:40:23.880 --> 01:40:27.270
I'll be good for him.
Already got him to stop selling dope.
1107
01:40:27.480 --> 01:40:30.631
That's good, but that don't mean
you have to marry him.
1108
01:40:30.840 --> 01:40:33.638
Marylou thinks she's pregnant by him.
1109
01:40:33.840 --> 01:40:37.710
It's OK with me.
Dickie will make a great daddy.
1110
01:40:38.320 --> 01:40:40.880
Maybe I'll bear you a grandson too, Duane.
1111
01:40:42.600 --> 01:40:46.639
Duane! I just heard that GG's
gonna sledgehammer Old Texasville.
1112
01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:49.434
Oh, God. You can keep the beer, Suzie.
1113
01:40:59.320 --> 01:41:04.269
It's a little late to knock down the saloon.
All the sinners are already drunk.
1114
01:41:04.480 --> 01:41:07.119
The Lord don't expect me
to win every battle.
1115
01:41:07.320 --> 01:41:09.959
He just expects me to keep fighting.
1116
01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:17.676
It's punishment time!
1117
01:41:17.880 --> 01:41:21.555
The Lord is raining egg bombs
on this haven of sots!
1118
01:41:21.760 --> 01:41:24.479
He's set loose the crazy chickens!
1119
01:41:24.680 --> 01:41:28.514
Lord! He's freed the hens of hell!
1120
01:41:33.640 --> 01:41:37.235
- Where are you getting those eggs?
- From an egg truck!
1121
01:42:28.680 --> 01:42:32.116
I just got gang-egged
or egg-banged or somethin'.
1122
01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:42.949
Duane!
1123
01:42:43.160 --> 01:42:48.188
It's the last night of the Centennial
and you haven't danced with either of us.
1124
01:42:48.400 --> 01:42:53.428
I would have, but watching Dickie gives me
an inferiority complex for dancing.
1125
01:42:53.640 --> 01:42:57.599
Just 'cause you're a little bit inferior,
no reason to be depressed.
1126
01:42:57.800 --> 01:43:01.475
Don't look so sad. You're such
an easy victim, we can't resist.
1127
01:43:01.680 --> 01:43:07.152
Don't baby that man. He's been suckering
me for years with those sad looks of his.
1128
01:43:07.360 --> 01:43:09.669
I think we're looking at a sad man.
1129
01:43:11.960 --> 01:43:14.997
Duane, are you?
1130
01:43:15.200 --> 01:43:16.474
No.
1131
01:43:16.680 --> 01:43:18.955
You shouldn't lie about your feelings.
1132
01:43:19.160 --> 01:43:23.390
You might fool one of us but not both.
We know you too well.
1133
01:43:23.240 --> 01:43:26.437
I don't think either one of you
knows me very well.
1134
01:43:29.560 --> 01:43:33.553
Dickie's coming in a minute. It's too
hard to dance on those broken eggs.
1135
01:43:33.760 --> 01:43:36.957
We're going out to Jimmy's.
You wanna come with us?
1136
01:43:37.160 --> 01:43:39.435
No. I think I'll take a walk.
1137
01:43:41.400 --> 01:43:46.190
Come on, honey pie. We'll make up
for all the mean things we ever said.
1138
01:43:46.400 --> 01:43:51.679
Somebody needs to stick around here.
The twins started this egg fight.
1139
01:43:51.880 --> 01:43:56.351
You see? He's always got some excuse
for not having any fun.
1140
01:43:58.200 --> 01:44:00.316
I think I'll just take a walk.
1141
01:44:13.560 --> 01:44:16.632
Remember the Alamo!
1142
01:44:28.560 --> 01:44:30.676
Bye, honey pie!
1143
01:45:08.760 --> 01:45:10.239
Oh, sorry.
1144
01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:15.190
Can I come in?
1145
01:45:20.800 --> 01:45:23.750
I wish you would.
1146
01:45:39.360 --> 01:45:42.591
Once those two get sex lives,
we won't have any youngsters.
1147
01:45:42.800 --> 01:45:45.997
That's right.
You think we'll even be together?
1148
01:45:46.200 --> 01:45:48.760
Didn't we just start our comeback?
1149
01:45:48.960 --> 01:45:54.340
- Yeah. It was a real sexy comeback too.
- So why wouldn't we be together?
1150
01:45:54.240 --> 01:45:57.630
One sexy comeback
don't mean you can say for sure.
1151
01:45:57.840 --> 01:46:00.479
You've put part of me at peace...
1152
01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:05.116
You haven't said a word
that would set my mind at peace.
1153
01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:18.231
I'm hungry for some breakfast.
You want some eggs, Lee Roy?
1154
01:46:23.800 --> 01:46:25.913
I've lost Sonny.
He snuck out while I was showering.
1155
01:46:26.120 --> 01:46:29.396
I doubt he'll go far.
Come in and eat breakfast.
1156
01:46:29.600 --> 01:46:33.309
We have to look for him. I'd never
forgive myself if anything happened.
1157
01:46:33.520 --> 01:46:35.954
- He's not at the Kwik Sack.
- I haven't seen him.
1158
01:46:36.160 --> 01:46:41.314
- Maybe he went back to the rodeo arena.
- I'll ride with Ruth and Genevieve.
1159
01:47:41.880 --> 01:47:43.154
Oh, my!
1160
01:47:52.240 --> 01:47:53.514
Sonny!
1161
01:47:55.120 --> 01:47:56.678
Sonny!
1162
01:48:08.200 --> 01:48:11.237
No... Help.
1163
01:48:39.320 --> 01:48:42.995
Sit down a minute, honey.
Sit down and rest.
1164
01:48:45.840 --> 01:48:47.592
I'm not tired.
1165
01:48:52.760 --> 01:48:54.512
Oh, come on.
1166
01:48:59.240 --> 01:49:01.800
We're starving. Let's all go eat breakfast.
1167
01:49:03.640 --> 01:49:05.949
You want to, Sonny?
1168
01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:24.359
OK. I am a little hungry.
I guess it is breakfast time.
1169
01:49:25.840 --> 01:49:29.276
Come on, let's go, then. Come on.
1170
01:49:52.400 --> 01:49:55.233
Let's all get in my car.
1171
01:49:55.440 --> 01:49:57.874
We're all going together. Come on, Jacy.
1172
01:50:00.120 --> 01:50:02.759
Sonny, why don't you
get in the back with Ruth?
1173
01:50:02.960 --> 01:50:04.712
Come on, honey.
1174
01:50:24.680 --> 01:50:26.557
Oops!
1175
01:50:26.760 --> 01:50:29.718
They're after your dog.
1176
01:50:34.480 --> 01:50:38.290
Look at those kids. Just look at those kids.
1177
01:50:54.520 --> 01:50:57.796
Oh, Duane. It's like Benny's here.
1178
01:50:59.000 --> 01:51:01.958
It makes me feel
something of him's alive...
1179
01:51:03.920 --> 01:51:06.309
when I see kids doing things like that.
1180
01:51:06.520 --> 01:51:08.875
All children don't die.
1181
01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:15.829
Maybe the ones that are alive
carry the lives of the ones that die.
1182
01:51:16.400 --> 01:51:19.350
- You know what I mean?
- Can I turn around?
1183
01:51:23.400 --> 01:51:25.310
Course you don't know what I mean.
1184
01:51:25.240 --> 01:51:27.834
Your little girl and boy are right here.
1185
01:51:29.320 --> 01:51:31.151
It's just that...
1186
01:51:31.360 --> 01:51:35.690
for a second, now and then,
when I see your kids...
1187
01:51:35.280 --> 01:51:37.236
it's like Benny's here too.
1188
01:51:37.440 --> 01:51:40.159
You don't know how precious
that is to me.
1189
01:51:52.800 --> 01:51:54.360
What's wrong with Uncle Sonny?
1190
01:51:55.280 --> 01:51:57.714
I guess he's just a little tired in his mind.
1191
01:52:18.400 --> 01:52:20.998
If he makes a run for it,
I'll get him right away.
1192
01:52:21.200 --> 01:52:24.158
I don't think he plans to make a run for it.
1193
01:52:40.720 --> 01:52:44.156
These Centennials are awesome.
We should have one every year.
1194
01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:24.559
- Lee Roy, you wanna get Julie's bike?
- All right.
1195
01:53:26.480 --> 01:53:29.836
Come on, Shorty.
Let's all go get some breakfast.
1196
01:53:34.520 --> 01:53:36.272
Get over. Go on.
1197
01:54:35.320 --> 01:54:37.959
Let's leave the lights on tonight
1198
01:54:39.240 --> 01:54:42.277
It's you I wanna hold tight
1199
01:54:43.360 --> 01:54:46.557
Why don't I just close the door?
1200
01:54:47.440 --> 01:54:51.274
We won't pretend any more
1201
01:54:51.480 --> 01:54:54.597
We'll let those old memories die
1202
01:54:55.680 --> 01:54:58.797
We'll be just you and I
1203
01:54:59.920 --> 01:55:03.879
Somehow it all feels so right
1204
01:55:04.800 --> 01:55:06.230
Let's leave the lights on tonight
1205
01:55:08.000 --> 01:55:10.798
Let's leave the lights on tonight
1206
01:55:12.800 --> 01:55:15.380
It's you I wanna hold tight
1207
01:55:16.800 --> 01:55:19.152
Why don't I just close the door?
1208
01:55:20.360 --> 01:55:24.114
We won't pretend any more
1209
01:55:24.320 --> 01:55:27.392
We'll let those old memories die
1210
01:55:28.520 --> 01:55:31.557
We'll be just you and I
1211
01:55:32.600 --> 01:55:36.752
Somehow it all feels so right
1212
01:55:36.960 --> 01:55:39.315
Let's leave the lights on tonight
1213
01:55:40.920 --> 01:55:43.718
Let's leave the lights on tonight
1214
01:55:45.400 --> 01:55:47.873
It's you I wanna hold tight
1215
01:55:49.120 --> 01:55:51.998
Why don't I just close the door?
1216
01:55:53.280 --> 01:55:57.680
Grab your coat and get your hat
1217
01:55:57.280 --> 01:56:00.590
Leave you worries on the doorstep
1218
01:56:02.400 --> 01:56:05.119
Just direct your feet
1219
01:56:05.320 --> 01:56:09.199
To the sunny side of the street
1220
01:56:09.400 --> 01:56:13.154
Can't you hear a pitter-pat?
1221
01:56:13.360 --> 01:56:16.750
And that happy tune is your step
1222
01:56:18.200 --> 01:56:20.998
Life can be so sweet
1223
01:56:21.200 --> 01:56:23.953
On the sunny side of the street
1224
01:56:24.160 --> 01:56:27.994
I used to walk in the shade
1225
01:56:28.840 --> 01:56:32.196
With those blues on parade
1226
01:56:33.800 --> 01:56:36.516
But I'm not afraid
1227
01:56:36.720 --> 01:56:40.235
This rover crossed over
1228
01:56:40.440 --> 01:56:43.830
If I never have a cent
1229
01:56:44.400 --> 01:56:46.998
I'll be rich as Rockefeller
1230
01:56:48.680 --> 01:56:51.433
Gold dust at my feet
1231
01:56:51.640 --> 01:56:54.438
On the sunny side of the street
1232
01:57:09.520 --> 01:57:14.310
Way back in my memory
there's a scene that I recall
1233
01:57:14.520 --> 01:57:18.911
Of a little run-down cabin in the woods
1234
01:57:20.400 --> 01:57:25.433
Where my daddy never promised
that our blue moon would turn gold
1235
01:57:25.640 --> 01:57:29.428
But he lay awake nights
wishin' that it would
1236
01:57:31.800 --> 01:57:36.473
When the world was on our radio,
hard work was on our minds
1237
01:57:36.680 --> 01:57:41.117
We lived our day-to-day
in plain dirt fashion
1238
01:57:41.960 --> 01:57:44.554
With ol' overalls and cotton balls
1239
01:57:44.760 --> 01:57:47.115
All strapped across your back
1240
01:57:47.320 --> 01:57:51.359
Man, it's hard to make believe
there ain't nothing wrong
1241
01:57:53.800 --> 01:57:58.234
But Momma kept the Bible read
and Daddy kept our family fed
1242
01:57:58.440 --> 01:58:02.353
And somewhere in between
I must have grown
1243
01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:08.590
For someday I was dreamin'
that a song that I was singin'
1244
01:58:08.800 --> 01:58:12.952
Takes me down the road
to where I wanna go
1245
01:58:14.120 --> 01:58:16.190
Now I know
1246
01:58:16.400 --> 01:58:19.153
It's a long hard road
1247
01:58:31.120 --> 01:58:35.955
Sometimes I remember
when I'd stay up late at night
1248
01:58:36.160 --> 01:58:40.199
When the sun-up came,
we got up and went
1249
01:58:41.760 --> 01:58:46.959
In the shadows of a working day
our moonlight hour was spent
1250
01:58:47.160 --> 01:58:50.994
Singin' songs
along with Grandma's radio
1251
01:58:52.560 --> 01:58:55.518
Now I'm beatin' down
an ol' blacktop road
1252
01:58:55.720 --> 01:58:58.439
Sleepin' in a sack
1253
01:58:58.640 --> 01:59:02.394
Livin' in my memories all in vain
1254
01:59:03.360 --> 01:59:06.318
'Cause those city lights
ain't all that bright
1255
01:59:06.520 --> 01:59:08.670
Compared to what it's like
1256
01:59:08.880 --> 01:59:13.320
To see lightnin' bugs
go dancin' in the rain
1257
01:59:14.840 --> 01:59:17.229
Momma played the guitar then
1258
01:59:17.440 --> 01:59:20.000
And Daddy made the saw blade bend
1259
01:59:20.200 --> 01:59:23.795
And raindrops played the tin roof
like a drum
1260
01:59:25.640 --> 01:59:30.270
But I just kept on dreamin'
that a song that I was singin'
1261
01:59:30.480 --> 01:59:34.678
Takes me down the road
to where my name is known
1262
01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:37.910
Now I'm gone
1263
01:59:38.120 --> 01:59:40.395
And it's a long hard road
1264
01:59:41.200 --> 01:59:43.509
Yes, I know
1265
01:59:43.720 --> 01:59:46.109
It's a long hard road
108889