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Almost finished. 5 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,060 Mira quién llegó. 6 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:54,020 Hey, guys. 7 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,550 Mmm, it smells good in here. 8 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,260 - Hice pollo en pipian. - Ay, gracias, mamá. 9 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:00,730 I'm sorry I'm late again. 10 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,260 Things are crazy at the hospital. 11 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,230 It's okay, you're short-staffed. 12 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:05,530 But we saved you some food. 13 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:07,940 So, did you decide what you're going as 14 00:01:07,970 --> 00:01:09,200 for the Halloween dance? 15 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:11,100 Well, I was thinking Deadpool, 16 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,880 but the costume's a little pricey. 17 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,350 Well, how much is it? 18 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:15,710 Oh, it doesn't have to be Deadpool. 19 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,040 You want a Deadpool costume? 20 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,120 We'll make you a Deadpool costume. 21 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,380 - Oh, Miggy. - Mm-hmm? 22 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,690 What happened to your hand? 23 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,720 Um... 24 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,790 25 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:32,860 What? 26 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:38,130 27 00:01:42,070 --> 00:01:43,640 Ah, shit. 28 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:50,580 29 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,510 Hey, you don't happen to have any friends 30 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:57,550 who wanna learn karate, do you? 31 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,420 Oh, what am I saying? You don't have any friends. 32 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:00,720 Sorry. 33 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,050 Hey, Sensei, when am I gonna learn to do some kicking? 34 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,460 I was watching this YouTube video 35 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,160 of this guy breaking boards and it looked badass. 36 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,730 Yeah, no shit. Kicking is badass. 37 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:09,790 But you're not ready. 38 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,370 Besides, if I don't get more students in here, 39 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,670 I'm not gonna be able to teach you anything. 40 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,100 You've thought about advertising, right? 41 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:18,300 Yeah, duh. 'Course. 42 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,210 Okay, I gotta run into the office. 43 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,480 Apparently your cousin Louie didn't show up again. 44 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,610 - So we're short-staffed. - Okay. 45 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,950 I know that your mother said that he cleaned up his act, 46 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,580 but it's just not working out. 47 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,560 Yesterday I caught him sticking his bare hands 48 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:37,030 in the popcorn machine. It's disgusting. 49 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,660 Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:43,200 You know, 51 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:47,400 Louie opened an underground casino in the break room. 52 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:49,060 Yeah. 53 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,840 Wait, what? 54 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,840 Sam's gonna be fine. 55 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:54,340 We met Kyler. 56 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,170 Outside of wasting a few bucks worth of tuna, 57 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,480 he seemed harmless. 58 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,410 Yeah, I've known plenty of guys that seemed harmless 59 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:01,690 that were real pieces of crap behind the scenes. 60 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:03,810 Come on, you're really gonna trust that Cobra guy 61 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,250 over your own daughter? 62 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,820 uie: I say you show this punk who's boss. 63 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,090 The next time he's around, you corner him, 64 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,690 and you whisper in his ear, 65 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,200 "If you get her pregnant, 66 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:17,200 "you're the one that's getting the abortion." 67 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,930 What the hell are you even talking about? 68 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,470 "Jungle Fever." The movie. 69 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,240 John Turturro says that to, uh--what's his name? 70 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,110 The black guy with the tax problems, 71 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,810 kills all the vampires. Blade! 72 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,440 I appreciate the parental advice, Louie, 73 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,010 but I don't think threatening a teenager 74 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,640 is the go-to move here, okay? 75 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,380 Exactly, you're gonna drive Sam right into this guy's arms. 76 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,280 Trust me, I date girls with daddy issues. 77 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,760 They're the worst. 78 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,380 - And the best. - uie: Okay, then. 79 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,120 Maybe you should keep an eye on him. 80 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,490 - What do you mean, like spy? - Yeah. 81 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,160 Everything you need to know is in this thing right here. 82 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:48,160 All you need to do is get her pass code. 83 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:49,990 No, Daniel, don't listen to him. 84 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,460 This is how porn stars are created. 85 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,170 We're already in the Valley, she only has to drive 86 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,770 five minutes to audition for Vixen Video. 87 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,900 - Vixen Video, where is that? - It's on Magnolia. 88 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,740 Guys, it's my daughter here. 89 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:01,040 I'm just gonna talk to Sam, let her live her life. 90 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,770 That's the best I can do. 91 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,550 att: Cyberbullying is no laughing matter. 92 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,480 Sending a cruel message to someone online 93 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,420 can be just as hurtful as saying it to their face. 94 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,490 I'm not gonna name names, but the other day 95 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,960 a mother called me up because her son was crying 96 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:22,760 after some kids online made fun of his facial deformity. 97 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,200 - The kid right there! - The kid with the weird lip. 98 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:29,270 But today, our goal here is to make this school 99 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,570 a safe space for all students. 100 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,130 You know, if you're sick of getting bullied, 101 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:34,470 my karate dojo's looking for recruits. 102 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:36,480 Yeah, right, you hear that, Eli? 103 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,310 A little karate training and you're gonna kick 104 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,580 some major ass. 105 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,380 I'm serious, Demetri, all right? 106 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:43,010 My sensei's the real deal, and I'm sure I could 107 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,250 get you both discounts. 108 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,610 As enticing as that sounds, 109 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,590 I think we'd rather spend our afternoons 110 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,490 playing Crucible Control than getting hit in the face. 111 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,090 tt: Oh, and one last thing. 112 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,590 While we're all looking forward to the Halloween dance, 113 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:59,270 let's make sure our costumes are culturally sensitive. 114 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,640 For example, instead of "sexy nurse," 115 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:06,310 maybe try "gender-neutral hospital employee." 116 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,780 Instead of a geisha... 117 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,580 Hey, I got a great idea for our costumes this year. 118 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,680 - Um... - I was thinking... 119 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,980 I go as sodium, and you go as chloride. 120 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,880 And when people ask what we are, 121 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,390 we do this. 122 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,760 What is that, some dumb inside joke you guys have? 123 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,560 I mean, it's not really "inside." 124 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:26,360 Sodium chloride is table salt. 125 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,960 Yeah, I was kidding. 126 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,900 We actually decided to go as Laker girls. 127 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,070 Oh. 128 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,000 But maybe we can order another. 129 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,600 They're one-size-fits-all, 130 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,080 which suddenly seems like false advertising. 131 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,080 Mm. 132 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,750 I just need you to bring attention to the dojo. 133 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:53,450 All right? I want everybody to see this sign. 134 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:55,020 Do you want me to flash my bits? 135 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,580 That'll cost you extra. 136 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,360 No, that's the opposite of what I want. 137 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,560 Nobody wants to see your bits. 138 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,960 Just take the sign, hold it up in the air, 139 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:03,290 and spin it around, all right? 140 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,530 Do that all day, and you'll get your money. 141 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,500 Well, I want meth and a burrito. 142 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:09,900 You can spend it on whatever you want. 143 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,180 That's how money works. 144 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,500 Just do your job, spin it around. 145 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,740 I'll be back later, you got it? 146 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:17,470 - Got it. - Hold the sign up. 147 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,680 148 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:23,910 149 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:24,920 Hey, how're you doing? 150 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,120 It's never too late to learn how to kick ass. 151 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:30,850 152 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,060 What's up, fellas? Here you go, one for you. 153 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:39,060 154 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,150 Hey, bro-hams. 155 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:56,180 Wanna score those hot babes? 156 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:57,890 Try karate. 157 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,060 Kicks get chicks. 158 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,980 Well, we were just gonna go talk to 'em, but, uh, 159 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,190 yeah, you know, maybe taking karate lessons from a stranger 160 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,920 in the park is a better strategy, right? 161 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,260 Nice headband, bro-ham. 162 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,000 163 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,500 man: Outside, outside. 164 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:16,870 165 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,500 el: Sam? 166 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,180 Hey, Sam, I wanted to... 167 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,450 Sam: I'm in the shower. I'll be out in a minute. 168 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:35,120 169 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,690 170 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,930 171 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,230 Something big? 172 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,240 - What're you doing? - Huh? 173 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,710 Oh, I was having trouble with my Wi-Fi. 174 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,440 I wanted to see if Sam was too or it was just my phone, but... 175 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,920 I got it working now, so we're all good. 176 00:07:58,950 --> 00:08:01,050 Have you thought about what you want for dinner? 177 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,620 I'm thinking about making my broccoli rabe. 178 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,120 Is "Shark Tank" on tonight? 179 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:09,190 180 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:13,990 181 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:25,170 Hey, Sensei, you told me to be here at 5:00, right? 182 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,440 Yeah, but today's training's cancelled. 183 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,970 What? Why? 184 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,910 'Cause I said so. 185 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,280 Wait, Sensei, there's something that I wanna show you. 186 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,060 Look, I'm really not in the mood. 187 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,520 uel: But I think you'll like it. 188 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,520 It's a Cobra Kai webpage, right? 189 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,300 I made it in study hall. Click on the snake. 190 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,470 Okay, this is the sign-in page. 191 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,340 Now, I was thinking, maybe we can make an app 192 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:55,500 where you track your progress, 193 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:57,400 get a social media campaign going, 194 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,640 get it out to the whole school. 195 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,610 The possibilities are endless. 196 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,140 Oh. 197 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:04,740 That was my mom. I'll call her back later. 198 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,180 - Hey, was that just-- - Ratt? 199 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,850 - Awesome, right? - Yeah. 200 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,620 I went online and looked up Guns N' Roses 201 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:14,450 and ended up going on this whole '80s rock rabbit hole. 202 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:15,890 That shit is dope. 203 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,860 All right, 204 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,860 meet me at the high school at midnight. 205 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,330 - Don't be late. - W-what for? 206 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,430 You wanna learn how to kick ass? 207 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:29,210 First you gotta learn how to kick. 208 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,030 209 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,040 I mean, I feel bad for Aisha, but at the same time, 210 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:36,270 I don't wanna dress up as a molecular compound. 211 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,810 No, I totally get it. 212 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,240 But hey, just because you guys aren't wearing the same costume 213 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,950 doesn't mean you can't hang out at the dance together. 214 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,480 Mm, speaking of the dance, I got an email from the school. 215 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,790 They're looking for chaperones. 216 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:47,320 - They seem pretty desperate. - Yeah, no kidding. 217 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:49,080 Who wants to spend their Friday night in a sweaty gym? 218 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,090 Well, you're off the hook, I said I'd do it. 219 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,060 Look, come on. 220 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,560 Counselor Blatt and I go way back. 221 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,760 I couldn't leave her hangin'. 222 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,270 Mom. 223 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,570 Come on, Daniel. 224 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,730 Would you want one of your parents 225 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,240 at your high school dance? 226 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,370 My mom drove me on dates, okay? 227 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,270 Yeah? And how'd that go? 228 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:12,450 - This is so not fair. - You won't even notice me. 229 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,650 - I'll be a ghost. - Ghosts are lame. 230 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,850 Yeah, I'm not talking about a costume, 231 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,480 it's just an expression. 232 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,960 Just promise me you won't embarrass me. 233 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:23,190 I promise. 234 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:26,190 Sensei, what are we doing here at midnight? 235 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,920 Are you sure we're supposed to be here? 236 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,560 Yeah, don't worry, my buddy's the night janitor. 237 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,740 Okay. 238 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,370 All right, let me see your hands. 239 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,740 Here you go. 240 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,140 Hey. 241 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,100 What're you doing? 242 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:40,810 When you're in a fight, your first instinct 243 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,810 is to use your hands, right? 244 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,180 You gotta unlearn that. 245 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,650 And think with your legs. 246 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,080 Uh, how do I think with my legs? 247 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,490 Well, you just, uh... 248 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,720 Oh! 249 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,920 250 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:58,450 Use those legs, kick your way out. 251 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,390 252 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,000 Shit. 253 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:06,700 I'm drowning. 254 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,070 Drowning is for pussies, all right? 255 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,500 Don't be a pussy. Use your legs. 256 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:15,080 257 00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:17,610 Probably should've asked him if he knew how to swim. 258 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,810 259 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:21,990 Please. Not again, I'll die. 260 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,340 Cobra Kai never die. Say it. 261 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,420 Cobra Kai never die. 262 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,650 Say it like your life depends on it. 263 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,910 Cobra Kai never dies! 264 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,320 Now, I'm not gonna help you this time, all right? 265 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,420 All right, you have all the power in your legs you need. 266 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,030 Use it to kick your way up. 267 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,660 - Do you understand? - Yes, Sensei. 268 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:39,200 269 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,430 Come on, come on. 270 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,470 271 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,070 Come on, come on. 272 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,900 273 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,250 Yes, that's it! Keep kicking. 274 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,250 275 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,350 - Huh! - Harder. 276 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,620 Come on, princess. 277 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:59,590 Huh, hyah! Huh! 278 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,220 - Harder. - Hyah! 279 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,820 280 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,460 Keep that leg up, like a man! 281 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,260 - Huh! - Hyah! 282 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,530 283 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,330 Kick your enemy in the face. 284 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,810 No mercy. 285 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:17,110 Three minutes, keep going. 286 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,280 287 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,770 Yeah! 288 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,010 That's it. 289 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,280 Ten minutes! 290 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,090 man: Hey, what the hell are you doing? 291 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,790 Oh, shit. We gotta go, we gotta go. 292 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,860 You're not allowed in here! 293 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,390 - I thought you knew this guy! - Of course not, I lied. 294 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,320 - Aww! - Run! 295 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,500 I wish I could show my mom what I did to those boards, 296 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:46,170 but if she knew where I was right now, she would kill me. 297 00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,500 Ugh. 298 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:54,240 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 299 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,110 Put your costume on. 300 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,270 I'm driving you to that dance, 301 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,880 and we're gonna pick up some more students. 302 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,850 What the hell is that? 303 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,150 This is my Halloween costume. 304 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,620 My ya-ya made it. It started off as Deadpool. 305 00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:11,450 Then I think it was Spider-Man, and then it just kinda became 306 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,890 some generic superhero. 307 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,320 Yeah, a poor one at that. 308 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,730 - You're Poor-Man. - Yeah. 309 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Well, I can't let you go out like that. 310 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,400 We have a reputation to uphold. 311 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:23,560 What do you suggest? 312 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,420 313 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:48,330 Oh, skeleton. Classic. Nice. 314 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,460 Thanks. I like your sorcerer costume. 315 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,870 Sorcerer? Please. 316 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,670 - I'm a necromancer. - What? 317 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,940 Didn't you see "The Amulet"? 318 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,540 So are you a regular doctor, or-- 319 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,770 Plastic surgeon. I fix lips. 320 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,110 Nice. 321 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,170 All right, y'all, we're 'bout to switch it up. 322 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,450 Thanks for reaching out to chaperone. 323 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,710 That was so kind of you. 324 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,050 Well, I just wanna make sure 325 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,690 the kids are having a good night. 326 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,190 Aww. 327 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,680 Hey, guys, check out this rad Internet site. 328 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:43,580 W-W-W, period, Cobra Kai, period, 329 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,620 C-O-M, all lowercase. 330 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,990 Uh, thanks? 331 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,820 Hey, just-- I'll be right back. 332 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,100 Okay. 333 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,930 - Hey. - Hey. 334 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,330 I like your costume. 335 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,900 Thanks, it, uh, 336 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,330 doesn't really work without the chloride. 337 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,040 I don't know, sodium's pretty badass. 338 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,370 It's the silent killer. 339 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,050 - Hey, look, I-- - It's okay. 340 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,020 I'd rather go as sexy than funny too, 341 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,690 if I had that option. 342 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,220 Don't say that. 343 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,120 Hey, Sam, come over, we're gonna go live. 344 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,920 - Get your ass over here. - One second. 345 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,890 Can we make plans to hang out soon? 346 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,860 It's been way too long. 347 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,690 I'd love that. 348 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,230 Stay salty, my friend. 349 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,540 - Hurry up. - Come on, let's go. 350 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,100 - Punch? - Oh, hey, thanks. 351 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,880 I was kinda hoping you would show up in costume. 352 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,480 Maybe a karate gi? 353 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,380 No, oh, God, I haven't worn one of those in a while. 354 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,880 You know, I still can't believe you and Ali broke up 355 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,520 after high school. 356 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,750 Things change. 357 00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:56,360 358 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,590 Sometimes. 359 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:02,530 360 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,140 Hold on a sec. 361 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,030 What do you think you're doing? 362 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,930 Promoting my business. 363 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,460 Why don't you try minding yours? 364 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,700 Minding mine? Y-you... 365 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,770 You know what? Look, this is-- 366 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,240 this is ridiculous, okay? 367 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,440 We can both be adults here. 368 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,170 I just don't know why you'd ever wanna bring back Cobra Kai 369 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,450 after what your sensei did to you. 370 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,440 'Cause I'm not Kreese. And the lessons worked. 371 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,380 Strike first, no mercy. Real good lessons. 372 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,150 If you think I'm gonna let you fill these kids' heads 373 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,020 with that garbage, you're nuts, man. 374 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,020 Yeah, is that why you're following me around? 375 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,090 I'm not following you around. I'm here to-- 376 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,060 Kyler, where are we going? 377 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,060 You'll see. 378 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,900 You know, you gotta get off school property, okay? 379 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,500 Listen, y-you can't be here. 380 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,830 I'm serious. 381 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,970 I know you're serious. 382 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,610 Okay, are we ready? 383 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,880 uel: Let's ask the Dragon Queens to dance. 384 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,610 tri: Slow your roll, we got time. 385 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,720 uel: No, no... 386 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,750 Shit. 387 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,980 We just lost one to Doctor Who. 388 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,690 I have to go to the bathroom. 389 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,390 Yeah, me too. 390 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,820 That punch is going right through me. 391 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,070 ine: Oh, my God, how pathetic. 392 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,580 ine: She's like a pig at a trough. 393 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,750 So, what did you wanna show me? 394 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:04,680 Um, it's in my pocket. Can you help me with the belt? 395 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,220 Yeah. 396 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,890 - It's so hard. - Almost, right? 397 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,790 All right, hey, that's enough, come on. 398 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,000 Dad, what are you doing? 399 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,770 No, no, no, you don't understand. 400 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,070 No, I understand plenty, okay? 401 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,400 I knew there was something off about you 402 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,600 when you wouldn't eat the toro. 403 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,000 Dad, you said you wouldn't embarrass me. 404 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:26,330 Sam, trust me, this guy's bad news, okay? 405 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,940 I was gonna give her this. 406 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,840 Uh, this, uh, this was my grandma's, 407 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:32,110 and I wanted to give it to Sam. 408 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,720 - Sam. - Don't talk to me. 409 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,420 Sam! S... 410 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:43,350 Excuse me. 411 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,660 Hey, can we get out of here, please? 412 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:49,260 Not yet. Wait for it. 413 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,740 rl: We got it too! 414 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,350 boy: Piggy, piggy! 415 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,420 boy: Cheeto pig! 416 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,060 First high school dance in the books, 417 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,290 and we didn't even make an attempt. 418 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,700 Well, statistically speaking, zero for zero 419 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,570 is better than zero for one, so it could've been worse. 420 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,540 Yo, so frustrated, man. 421 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,440 I was just about to give her the bracelet. 422 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,780 Like that cheap one you gave to that East Valley slut? 423 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,410 Yeah, it worked on her, so might as well try it again. 424 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,050 But Sam's dad had to ruin everything. 425 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,450 I'm sorry, dude, you had her in the palm of your dick. 426 00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,630 Oh! 427 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,660 428 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,530 Oh, shit. 429 00:19:56,830 --> 00:20:00,130 430 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,100 You better watch out, 'Rhea. 431 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,570 That bum's not here to save you this time. 432 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,740 Yeah, he's not a bum, he's my sensei. 433 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,270 Watch out, guys. 434 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,050 'Rhea knows karate now. 435 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:15,910 Yeah! 436 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,120 Get him! You're gonna pay! 437 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,620 Oh, shit! 438 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,860 Grab him. Grab him. Get him! 439 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,760 No, no, let me go! 440 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,900 Ah! 441 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,030 Pick him up. 442 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,130 443 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:38,210 - Come on, Ky! Get him! - You're a dead man. 444 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,280 Please! No, no, no! 445 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,840 - Pound him, Ky. - Ah! 446 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,440 Ah! Ah! 447 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,750 448 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:02,500 449 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,400 boy: Whoo! That was brutal, Ky. 450 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:09,630 - You broke 'Rhea off! - Yeah, man! 451 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,870 Whoo-hoo! 452 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,470 boy: He had it comin'. 453 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,450 * When everything has turned to black * 454 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,550 * You don't know where to go * 455 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,990 * You need something to justify your soul * 456 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,670 Why don't you tell me who did this? 457 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,240 It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault. 458 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,500 No more karate. 459 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,310 If you knew him, you'd see he's a great man! 460 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,510 There is no dojo. 461 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,880 I'm closing it up. 462 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,980 - Hey, hon. - I just wanted to brace you 463 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,210 for the billboard. 464 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,890 Mother... 465 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,190 ins: Your note said he'd be gone two weeks, 466 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,790 and it's been almost a month. 467 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,360 What, are you saying Robby's been out of school for a month? 468 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,330 You gave up on day one. 469 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,100 Well, I'm here now. 470 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,030 It's too late, Johnny. 471 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,940 What, you looking at that karate? 472 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,540 No. It's my dad. 32828

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