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* How lucky can one guy be? *
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* I kissed her, and she kissed me *
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* Like the fella once said *
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* Ain't that a kick in the head? *
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* The room was completely black *
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* I hugged her, and she hugged back *
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* Like the sailor said, quote *
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* Ain't that a hole in the boat? *
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* My head keeps spinning *
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* I go to sleep and keep grinning *
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* If this is just the beginning *
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* My life is gonna be beautiful *
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* I've sunshine enough to spread *
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* It's just like the fella said *
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* Tell me quick *
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* Ain't that a kick in the head? *
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* Ain't that a kick in the head? *
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So am I going to get the karate pajamas, too--
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Quiet!
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The student only speaks when spoken to.
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Is that understood?
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Uh, yes.
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-Yes, sir?
-You will always address me
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as "Sensei," is that understood?
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Yes, Sensei.
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These aren't pajamas. This is a gi.
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And you'll get one when you've earned it.
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All right, are you ready to begin your training?
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Yes, Sensei.
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-What the--
-Hyah!
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Lesson one, strike first.
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Never wait for the enemy to attack.
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You could have gave me, like, a warning.
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Quiet!
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We do not train to be merciful here.
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Mercy is for the weak.
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Here on the street, in competition,
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a man confronts you, he is the enemy.
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An enemy deserves no mercy. What is the problem, Mr. Diaz?
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There's no problem, Sensei.
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You punched me, and I have asthma, so...
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Not anymore.
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We do not allow weakness in this dojo.
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So you can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies
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and all that other made-up bullshit outside.
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Is that understood?
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Yes, but those are real medical problems. I was--
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Yes, Sensei, understood.
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Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.
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It's about a way of life.
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Take that first lesson.
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Striking first is the initial step towards victory.
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Okay, like when you're at a party
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-and you see a hot babe.
-Yeah.
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You don't wait for some other guy to go talk
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to her first, do you?
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I mean, I've never been to a party, so...
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Big surprise. All right, look...
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striking first is about being aggressive, all right?
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If you're not aggressive, then you're being a pussy,
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and you don't want to be a pussy.
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You want to have balls.
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Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing?
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-What?
-Oh, uh, sorry.
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Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing, Sensei.
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No, what the hell are you talking about?
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Oh, uh, my guidance counselor says that certain words
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perpetuate the sexist world view that can trigger--
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Quiet!
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From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor.
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You're going to listen to me. Is that understood?
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-Uh, yes, Sensei.
-Good.
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Now stop yapping like a little girl
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and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles.
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Uh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Okay, okay.
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All right, just do some crunches.
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Don't you have gym class or something?
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Yeah.
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Howdy, there, Mr., uh, Lawrence?
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-It's Sensei.
-Miguel, shut up.
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What brings you in?
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Looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass?
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No.
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I'm from the city health department.
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This is a list of requirements
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needed to open up an exercise studio.
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This isn't an exercise studio.
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This is a karate dojo.
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Yeah, same deal.
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Wow.
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This place needs a lot of work.
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You're not open for business, are you?
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You, you a customer here?
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No, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning.
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He's helping me set up.
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I don't need to know about all that.
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My job is just to make sure this place is up to code.
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You don't want a scabies outbreak
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like that hot yoga place over on Tujunga.
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Wait, so I have to do all this crap before I even open?
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No, you need to do all that to get the certificate
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that's required to get the insurance
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you need to open.
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But you knew that when you signed your lease, right?
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Right, yeah.
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I'll drop in next week for another inspection.
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Huh, cool rattlesnake.
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It's a cobra.
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Oh, right, duh.
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I'm such an idiot.
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Cobra "Kay."
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Hey, bud, hey.
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Why don't you check out that magician over there?
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He's doing some pretty amazing tricks.
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-I'm on level 10.
-All right, come on.
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All right, you could play that game anywhere.
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How about we shoot some hoops? I'll win you a prize.
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I'm thirsty.
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All right, great, there's a bar right over there.
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Let's take a walk, we'll get a couple of sodas.
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Nah, I'm good.
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You know, I would have killed
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to visit a club like this when I was his age.
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You know where I had to hang out in the summer?
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On a filthy street in Newark--
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With a broken fire hydrant next to your Aunt Tessie's.
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Yeah.
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What do you say we let Anthony play with his thing
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and you and I get a couple drinks?
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-Dirty martinis?
-Yes, ice, ice cold.
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Perfect.
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-LaRussos!
-Hey.
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Hey, you still kicking that competition?
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You know it, Isaiah.
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-How's the Q5 treating you?
-Wouldn't know.
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This one over here's been behind the wheel
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all month, going back and forth to robot camp.
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Dad, it's an AP physics prep course.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Hey, where's Samantha?
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I feel like I haven't seen her all summer.
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-Oh, she's--she's--
-She's with her grandma.
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But I'll tell her that you said hi.
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-Great.
-Later, LaRussos.
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Bye.
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Here are your drinks.
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With her grandma? Yeah, right.
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Lately I can't get her to call my mom,
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-let alone visit her.
-What am I supposed to say?
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That she's hanging out with her new friends?
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All I know is she should be here.
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We come to this party once a year.
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She gets to see her stupid friends every day.
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Someone's in a mood.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing, I'm fine.
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All right, all right. You remember that...
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that guy from my high school whose car I fixed for free?
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Yeah, the blonde pretty boy
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that you beat in that tournament.
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Actually, I never remember calling him "pretty."
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-Oh.
-But anyway...
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I'm driving home from work yesterday,
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and I pull up to a stoplight, and I look,
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and in this strip mall, I see that he's got--
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Dad, where the hell is my drink?
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Hurry up.
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You know what? I'm going to throw him in the goddamn pool.
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Okay.
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Looking good.
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Make sure you get both sides.
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And after you're done with that,
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you can take care of these exposed wires.
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That's going to be a lot of work.
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Yeah, but what does any of this
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have to do with karate, Sensei?
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Do not question my methods.
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Just be thankful you're not a sumo wrestler.
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Those guys have to wipe their Sensei's asses.
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So, I, uh, see you were a karate champion, Sensei.
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You don't have to call me "Sensei" every time.
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I'm sorry, Sensei.
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I, um, sorry, I'm sorry.
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Eh, I won a couple All Valley tournaments.
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Didn't lose a single point my junior year.
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All right. What happened your senior year?
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This isn't 20 questions. Get back to scrubbing.
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Yeah.
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Where the hell is that garbage coming from?
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-That's me, sorry, yeah.
-You hear that?
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Hey.
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Yeah, uh, debate is running a little late.
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Uh, okay.
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Love you too.
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Don't tell me you have a girlfriend.
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That was my mom, actually.
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Um, I told her I joined the debate team
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because she doesn't approve of violence, so...
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Yeah, what about your dad?
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Is he okay with you getting your ass kicked
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up and down Reseda Boulevard?
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Oh, I never, uh, really knew my dad, so...
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All right, well, stop standing there.
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Get back to training.
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Okay, yeah, sorry. Okay.
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And change that ringtone.
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Get some Guns N' Roses or something.
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What's Guns N' Roses?
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I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
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Whoo!
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Okay, you were totally right. This is so much fun.
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Told you.
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Always better to be the one throwing the party.
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And Kyler's been eye-banging you all day.
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-What's all this?
-I have no idea.
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Hey, Rory, do your flip again.
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I want to get it for my channel.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yes, Rory!
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Hey, hey, what the hell is going on here?
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Oh, shit.
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All right, everybody get out of here right now.
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I'm so sorry, Dad.
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I had no idea you were going to be home so early.
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It doesn't make a difference what time I get home, Sam.
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You think we want a bunch
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of strangers in the backyard making a mess?
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They're not strangers. They're my friends.
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Some friends. Is he wearing my bathing suit?
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Wait, are all of you guys wearing my bathing suits?
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All right, listen, party's over, let's go.
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Take the suits off and leave.
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No, not out here, genius. In the pool house.
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Daniel, can I talk to you inside?
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Yeah, did--
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Uh, no, I'm not acting irrationally.
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I'm acting like a responsible parent
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who cares about his kid.
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Okay, we both care about our kid.
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I just don't think embarrassing Sam in front of her friends
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is helping matters.
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I don't like these new friends.
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It's not like Samantha.
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Why can't she be at robot camp with Aisha?
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Because she doesn't want to be a nerd.
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Look, I remember what is was like
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being part of a clique that other kids made fun of.
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Believe me, girls can be really cruel.
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Listen, I know a thing or two about cruel, okay?
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I was pushed off a cliff on my bike.
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There's nothing wrong with Sam wanting to be popular.
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Popular is fine.
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I just don't want her turning into one of these
270
00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,350
privileged Encino brats.
271
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Neither do I.
272
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,320
But keep throwing her friends out of the house.
273
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See where that gets you with your relationship
274
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with your daughter.
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Whoo!
276
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,260
Skinny dips and bong rips.
277
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:39,990
Whoa, oh, you're that banzai guy on those commercials.
278
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,830
Wait, where did everybody go?
279
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280
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281
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Wish you were here to give me
282
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some of that Miyagi wisdom right now.
283
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-Hai.
-Hai.
284
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,050
Hyah!
285
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-I did it!
-Good job, kiddo.
286
00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:38,230
Now, if anybody comes for me, I'll kick their butt.
287
00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,900
Well, always remember our first lesson, you.
288
00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,930
This is for self-defense only.
289
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,100
True karate is here.
290
00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:51,900
-It's here, but never here.
-My tummy?
291
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,310
Yeah, something like that. Get over here, you.
292
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,720
But never give up your defense.
293
00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:01,410
Beware of the spinning hug move!
294
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Ah! Daddy!
295
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,050
I need one of you bitches
296
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,590
to pick me up for school tomorrow.
297
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,020
How is your car still not ready?
298
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,960
My dad is getting me a new one.
299
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,630
He felt bad about that "deer"
300
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,400
that jacked up the Range Rover.
301
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,830
You hit a deer?
302
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:22,740
No, Moon, she rear-ended that guy's car.
303
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:24,840
Oh, yeah, right.
304
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,640
I'm still kind of freaked out about it.
305
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,370
I feel guilty about just driving away.
306
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,950
From that meth-head zombie? If I hadn't gunned it,
307
00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,150
we'd be chained up in his basement right now.
308
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,920
Sam, you got a sec?
309
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,720
Oh, I didn't know you were talking to your friends.
310
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,020
-I-I'll come back.
-No, just wait a second.
311
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Uh, yeah, I can pick you up in the morning, yes.
312
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,650
Oh, good.
313
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:46,160
-I just wanted to say--
-No, look, Dad...
314
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:49,030
I'm really sorry about today.
315
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,560
I shouldn't have just invited everyone over
316
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,000
without asking you and Mom first.
317
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,070
Well, maybe I overreacted a little.
318
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,140
Maybe more than a little, okay?
319
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,340
Just have those guys bring their own trunks
320
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,210
from now on, okay?
321
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,980
Deal.
322
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,950
So these guys...
323
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,980
Anyone I have to worry about?
324
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,680
You don't have to worry, Dad.
325
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,890
But there is this one guy, Kyler.
326
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,690
He and I have been texting a little bit.
327
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,220
Texting.
328
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,890
Right.
329
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,920
Just words, though?
330
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,560
What do you mea--
331
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,330
Oh, gross. No, no. Just words, Dad.
332
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,930
Good, that's good.
333
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,510
So Kyler...
334
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:31,000
how about we invite him over for dinner on Friday?
335
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,540
You want me to invite Kyler to Friday family dinner?
336
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,640
I'm not talking about walking you down the aisle.
337
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,240
We're going to give the kid a meal.
338
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,980
Besides, your brother has a sleepover.
339
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,450
It'll be a good chance for us to get to know him.
340
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,380
Okay.
341
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,750
-I'll see if he can come.
-Great.
342
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,380
You don't have to worry about me, Dad.
343
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,690
I can handle myself. I'm a LaRusso.
344
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,790
That's my girl. Jersey tough.
345
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:55,790
346
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,160
347
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,170
Dude, right there. Come on.
348
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,440
It's almost out. Come on.
349
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:09,110
350
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,190
Is it cool if I sit here?
351
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,290
Ooh, sorry, table is really blowing up right now.
352
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,050
I can put you on the wait list,
353
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:29,660
but it's probably next semester at the earliest.
354
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,140
-Okay.
-No, I'm kidding. Sit.
355
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,540
-Miguel.
-Demetri. This is Eli.
356
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,610
He's a man of few words.
357
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:51,150
358
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:54,420
Dude, don't torture yourself. Those are the rich girls.
359
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,560
Do you ever talk to them or...?
360
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,330
Oh, yeah, all the time. We hang out after school.
361
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,800
Make out, give each other hand jobs.
362
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,630
Eli here is the homecoming king.
363
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:09,310
Gets laid more than anyone. Isn't that right, Eli?
364
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,640
Talk to them?
365
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,570
You realize what table you're sitting at, right?
366
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,270
You've pretty much signed away all hopes
367
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,750
of losing your virginity before college.
368
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,720
Oh, shit, Yasmine's looking at us.
369
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,190
Probably just making fun of me.
370
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,880
I don't think she's making fun of you.
371
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,860
I mean, just because they're hot doesn't mean they're mean.
372
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,160
Oh, my God, you guys.
373
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,830
You see that guy over there
374
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,760
who looks like he went down on a lawnmower?
375
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,830
He's literally wearing the ugliest sweater I've ever seen.
376
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,270
That is so wrong.
377
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,940
Speaking of wrong, check out Fug-lisha.
378
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,810
She looks like she ate a picnic table.
379
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,410
Aw.
380
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,210
I don't care if Yasmine is the meanest girl at school.
381
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,920
I'd kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face.
382
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,350
Yeah, well, if you don't make a move,
383
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,820
you're never going to have a shot with her.
384
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:02,050
True, but I'll also never suffer a humiliating rejection.
385
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,230
I'm at peace with my depression.
386
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,560
Last thing I need to be is suicidal.
387
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,590
388
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,670
389
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,100
What are you doing?
390
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,330
Striking first.
391
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:22,010
Oh, shit, I hope we don't get hit with the shrapnel.
392
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:27,280
393
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,960
What's up, ladies?
394
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,100
See you later, 'Rhea.
395
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,430
So how'd it go?
396
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,870
ny: You can't strike first if you don't know how to strike.
397
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,700
The cobra strike is composed of two parts--
398
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,270
the lunge...
399
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,210
which requires the use of the whole body...
400
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,310
and the bite, which is everything that happens
401
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,390
after you make contact, all right?
402
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,650
You don't stop here where knuckle hits the bone.
403
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,880
You punch through the bone, like the guy
404
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,690
you really want to hit is standing behind this asshole.
405
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,820
All right?
406
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,890
All right?
407
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,500
Strike here, you bloody his nose.
408
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,430
Strike here, you break his teeth.
409
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,960
Strike here, you could severely damage his trachea.
410
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,670
Obviously, that's only for extreme situations.
411
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,240
All right, line up.
412
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,770
- -Focus. I want you to practice.
413
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,140
Hyah.
414
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,720
Keep practicing. Punch through the dummy.
415
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,020
Hello?
416
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,020
Is this Mr. Lawrence?
417
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,550
-Yes.
-This is Carla Jenkins--
418
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,660
the vice principal at North Hills High.
419
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,860
I have you listed as an emergency contact
420
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,790
for Robby Keene.
421
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,370
Uh, yeah, I'm his father.
422
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,370
But you're supposed to call his mom.
423
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,070
I already called her. She's not picking up.
424
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,140
Right, big surprise.
425
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,910
All right, what did he do this time?
426
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,980
We found him with Molly.
427
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,380
Who's Molly?
428
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,350
Is that some chick he's hooking up with?
429
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,180
It's an illegal drug, Mr. Lawrence.
430
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,250
All right, put my kid on the phone.
431
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,260
-What do you want?
-Robby, what the hell?
432
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,660
You're doing drugs?
433
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,760
You want to flush your life down the toilet?
434
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,290
Like you're one to talk.
435
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,930
Don't try to play dad now. You're a pathetic loser.
436
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:35,780
Um, I think maybe I should keep trying his mother.
437
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,450
Yeah, good luck with that.
438
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,720
What the hell's he doing?
439
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,820
All right, no, no, no, no, no.
440
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,720
You're doing it all wrong.
441
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,380
What do you want, those kids at school
442
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,060
to keep dumping shit on your head?
443
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,490
You want all the girls to think you're a wangless dork?
444
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,160
Because you can stop your training right now
445
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,830
and you can walk outside and let the whole world
446
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,400
know you're a loser.
447
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,870
Or you can plant your feet, look your enemy in the eyes,
448
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,200
and punch him in the face!
449
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,870
Picture your enemy.
450
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,410
All right, you have a picture in your mind?
451
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,220
What are you going to do?
452
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,420
Again!
453
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,780
Are you a loser?
454
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:18,860
No, Sensei!
455
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,920
Again!
456
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,430
The yanagi, or yanagi ba, depending on the region,
457
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:36,300
is a knife used exclusively for cutting sashimi.
458
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,880
I picked up this bad boy on my first trip to Okinawa.
459
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:41,780
Voilà.
460
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,710
The famous...
461
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,940
LaRusso ponzu toro.
462
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,080
Oh, no, thanks. I don't like sushi.
463
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,520
Uh, are you sure you
464
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,150
just don't want to try a little piece?
465
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,290
-It melts in your mouth.
-Uh, no.
466
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,690
Fish kind of grosses me out.
467
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,020
No, you like fish.
468
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,660
What about the fish sticks at school?
469
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,490
Oh, yeah, fish sticks are dope.
470
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,130
You have fish sticks?
471
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,130
Uh, no, just this fresh fish I picked up
472
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,410
from the Japanese market this morning.
473
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,910
You know what? Why don't we go see
474
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,180
if we can find Kyler something he can eat, okay?
475
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,710
Sam, you want to come with me to the kitchen?
476
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,940
Sure.
477
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,060
Thank you for inviting me over, Mr. LaRusso.
478
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,530
Um, you have a really great house.
479
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,930
And I think Sam is really cool, too.
480
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,560
Well, thanks. She takes after her mother.
481
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,760
And listen, I never liked sushi when I was your age either.
482
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,400
It wasn't until I met a good friend of mine
483
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:43,130
-that it began to grow on me.
-Mm.
484
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,440
He was from Okinawa.
485
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,840
Where are your parents from?
486
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,710
Irvine, I think.
487
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,480
Irvine, right.
488
00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:58,320
So tell me about that shiner you got there.
489
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,850
Oh, this. Um...
490
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,490
this is from wrestling.
491
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,860
You know, I dodged the wrong way, and I caught an elbow.
492
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,560
It's stupid.
493
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,730
Is that how you hurt your hand, too?
494
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,470
No, it's okay.
495
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,240
I was in my share of fights back in high school.
496
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:16,800
I don't know what you're talking about.
497
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,510
Come on, Kyler, I know high-school kids can be rough.
498
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,580
No, it wasn't a kid.
499
00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:24,640
So there was a fight.
500
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,390
Is there something going on at home?
501
00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,680
Oh, no, no, no. Um...
502
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:37,330
Okay, some guy at a mini mall--
503
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,130
he just jumped me and my friends.
504
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,030
-What?
-Yeah.
505
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,290
We were just at the store,
506
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,230
trying to get some protein bars.
507
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:48,200
And, yeah, some homeless-looking guy--
508
00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:50,070
he just started giving us a hard time.
509
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,900
And the next thing we know, he busts some karate.
510
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,110
Karate?
511
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,580
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
512
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:58,650
What mini mall was this?
513
00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,360
Hey, Sensei, is there any particular way
514
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,560
you want me to wash these windows?
515
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,460
No, I don't give a shit.
516
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,660
Whatever's easiest.
517
00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:16,960
You know what?
518
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,630
Just go clean the toilet, and we'll call it a night.
519
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:23,570
Okay.
520
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,100
And do that one on your hands and knees.
521
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,910
522
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:35,780
523
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,130
Welcome to Cobra Kai.
524
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,060
Some things never change.
525
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:56,900
Yeah, what are you talking about?
526
00:23:56,930 --> 00:23:58,770
I heard you beat up a bunch of teenagers
527
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,840
in that parking lot out there.
528
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,540
Oh, that.
529
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:05,870
No, I didn't beat up any teenagers.
530
00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:08,920
I kicked the shit
531
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,050
out of a bunch of assholes who deserved it.
532
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,150
Wow, Johnny Lawrence calling someone else an asshole.
533
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:16,460
That's rich, man.
534
00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,430
Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?
535
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,600
Look, I'm not here to rehash the past.
536
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,260
Just stay away from my daughter's friends.
537
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,640
Your daughter's friends?
538
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,370
Yeah, that makes sense. Nice company she keeps.
539
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,670
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
540
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,970
It means those friends of hers
541
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,740
were wailing on a kid half their size.
542
00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,140
Now, maybe you don't know your daughter
543
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:39,220
as well as you think you do.
544
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,970
Get your house in order, LaRusso.
545
00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:43,210
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
546
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,620
Bathroom's clean!
547
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,920
Is there anything else you need me to do?
548
00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,590
I'm sorry, Sensei, I--
549
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:54,530
Sensei? Really?
550
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,230
Oh, my God, kid, I don't know what he's told you,
551
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:57,930
but you shouldn't believe a word this guy says,
552
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,960
or you're going to end up exactly like him.
553
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,600
You and I...this...
554
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,410
We aren't done.
555
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,980
556
00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:09,480
I'm right here, man.
557
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,780
558
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,720
559
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,490
I'm sorry if I interrupted anything, Sensei.
560
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,320
Should I do 20 push-ups on my knuckles?
561
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,660
Right, like you could.
562
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,860
563
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:38,940
564
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:51,380
nny: You've all learned to strike first.
565
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:54,720
566
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,690
I've taught you to strike hard.
567
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,960
But I haven't taught you the third lesson of Cobra Kai.
568
00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:00,930
No mercy.
569
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,060
The older you get, the more you're gonna learn
570
00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,530
that life isn't fair.
571
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,790
Things are going good.
572
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,400
Everything falls apart.
573
00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:10,070
That's how it goes.
574
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,900
Life shows no mercy.
575
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,080
-So neither do we.
-Hyah!
576
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:17,150
I feel like lately I've let my anger take control.
577
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:19,980
It's like ever since that dojo opened, you've been off.
578
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:22,710
Really wish you could be here right now.
579
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,990
Why don't you tell me who did this?
580
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,890
I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time.
581
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,290
It's not lame-ass karate.
582
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:30,760
It's Cobra Kai.
583
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,090
Yes, Sensei!
584
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,260
God, I love this sport.
585
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,370
-There's a girl at school.
-She hot?
586
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,670
There are kids from my school who are in Cobra Kai.
587
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,270
That doesn't automatically make them bad.
588
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,940
When I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back.
589
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,470
Thinks he can bring Cobra Kai back to the Valley?
590
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:48,810
Not on my watch.
591
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,110
What the hell are you doing?
592
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,740
This guy was the biggest bully in my high school,
593
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,250
and he hasn't changed at all.
594
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,280
Come on, Johnny!
595
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:57,210
We do whatever it takes to win!
596
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,550
You wanna do this? Let's go.
597
00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,780
Remember who you are. You're Cobra Kai.
598
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,690
You're gonna regret this when it's over.
599
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,320
Yeah, right. Like this'll ever be over.
600
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,900
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601
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,830
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602
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:18,270
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603
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,670
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