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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:09,480 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:13,520 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,320 All right, ladies and gentleman, 4 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,650 this is the moment we've been waiting for. 5 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:20,890 The presenta-- 6 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,330 Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight? 7 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,360 Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight! 8 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,860 Now, isn't this what it's all about, folks? 9 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,640 Go! 10 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:38,710 11 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:41,140 Hiyah! 12 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,670 -Fight! -Here we go. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:50,680 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,390 Turn. Kneel. 15 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,820 Johnny, you're a cream puff! 16 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,190 Sweep the leg. 17 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:02,730 You have a problem with that? 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,730 No, Sensei. 19 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,530 No mercy. 20 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:11,570 21 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,000 Two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing. 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,610 Ready? Fight. 23 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:18,740 One point, Lawrence. 24 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:23,750 25 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:25,750 One point, Lawrence. Two, two. 26 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:27,220 Hiyah! 27 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,620 Get him a body bag! Yeah! 28 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:32,300 Warning for illegal contact to the knee. 29 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:36,070 Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion. 30 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,740 31 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,130 Finish him! 32 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:43,700 33 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:52,280 Daniel LaRusso! 34 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:55,480 35 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:59,420 36 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,460 37 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:15,460 38 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:44,060 Ugh. 39 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:51,280 40 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,640 Hey, I'm Miguel. 41 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,080 My family and I just moved into 109. 42 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,450 Great. More immigrants. 43 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,220 Actually, we're from Riverside. 44 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,820 But anyways, I was just wondering if you were 45 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,590 having trouble with your water pressure, 46 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,150 'cause I know our sink's being a little weird right now and-- 47 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,730 Oh, bottles go in the blue bin. 48 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,630 Listen, Menudo... 49 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,760 I've lived in this shithole for over ten years. 50 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,560 The pipe's don't work. The fountain's full of piss. 51 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:50,230 And the only good thing about being here 52 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,860 is I don't have to talk to anybody. 53 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,640 So nice knowing you. 54 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:58,010 Okay, well... 55 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,540 have a nice day, I guess. 56 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:07,110 57 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:17,320 58 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,260 You got to be kidding me. 59 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:23,830 Not another one. 60 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:30,370 61 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,210 Now listen. 62 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,880 * Not a dime, I can't pay my rent * 63 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:44,510 * I can barely make it through the week * 64 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:48,550 * I'm always workin', slavin' every day * 65 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:52,760 * Gotta get a break from that same old, same old * 66 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:53,990 Hey. 67 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:56,560 Creep. 68 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,040 * If you could hear me think * 69 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,490 * This is what I'd say * 70 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:03,330 * Don't need nothin' but a good time * 71 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:06,110 * How can I resist * 72 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,040 * Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time * 73 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,280 Ugh. Sick. 74 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:14,010 * And it don't get better than this * 75 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,950 Hey! 76 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:20,490 * You see I raise a toast to all of us * 77 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,960 * Who are breakin' our backs every day * 78 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,790 * If wantin' the good life is such a crime * 79 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:31,330 * Lord, then put me away, yeah * 80 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,630 * Don't need nothin' but a good time * 81 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,170 * How can I resist * 82 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,440 * Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time * 83 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:45,840 * And it don't get better than this * 84 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:48,050 It don't get better, girl. 85 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,120 86 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,290 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this? 87 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,420 Don't worry, it's gonna be level. 88 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:55,550 I'm just lining it up. 89 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:57,330 You put it on the wrong wall. 90 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,960 I said the wall across from the door. 91 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,730 This is the wall across from the door. 92 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,300 Not that door, idiot. The door. 93 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:09,030 Just move the TV. I have company coming over. 94 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:12,810 Wait, hold on. I'm gonna have to fill the holes, re-measure, 95 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,140 match the paint. 96 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,970 It's gonna take me an hour just to get to the hardware store. 97 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:17,250 That's not my problem. 98 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,350 I'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally, the only wall 99 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,620 in the house that a TV would not go. 100 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:24,050 Why can't a TV go on this-- 101 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,250 Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning 102 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,060 and put everything just the way you want it, all right? 103 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:31,530 -I just can't do it now. -Well, that's just great. 104 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,030 Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room. 105 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,690 You said that's where I was supposed to go. 106 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,370 Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna take a shit. 107 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,500 Okay, okay, we'll figure this out, all right? 108 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:42,100 Just quit bitching at me. 109 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:44,500 What did you just call me? 110 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:47,110 No, no, no, no, no. I didn't call her a bitch. 111 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,940 I said she was bitching at me. 112 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:51,440 There's a difference. 113 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,320 You're firing me because of that bitch? 114 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,390 You know what? I hated this damn job anyway. 115 00:06:57,420 --> 00:07:00,290 You better pay me what you owe me, Mike. 116 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,920 Mike? 117 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,590 Banzai. 118 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:10,370 I'm Daniel LaRusso. 119 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,810 And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi-- 120 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:18,800 121 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:25,710 122 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,210 That one. 123 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,160 Aren't you gonna wear gloves? 124 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:44,170 Can you put that on a plate? 125 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,780 -My grandma's not feeling well. -Didn't ask. 126 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:56,080 Come on, what's Spanish for "just give me my damn slice"? 127 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,750 What did you just say? 128 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,410 -What did he say? -You don't want to know. 129 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,550 No, I know it was something bad; just tell me. 130 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:11,790 Uh, he sai-- he said you have a tiny... 131 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:14,220 He said I have a tiny wang? 132 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,400 -Tell him he has a tiny wang. -I speak English, asshole. 133 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,460 Oh, really? 134 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:28,070 Whoo! 135 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:29,950 Hey, yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time. 136 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,850 Got to cut weight for the meet. 137 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,980 -Hundo P, son. -Damn right. 138 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:36,310 Whoo! 139 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,190 Man, you should get some condoms too. 140 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,970 Finish up and then beat it. 141 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,840 -Excuse me? -This is my mart. 142 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,610 You ain't hustlin' no coin at my mart. 143 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,040 I'm not hustlin'. I'm not homeless. 144 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,170 That's my car. 145 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,540 What the hell are you doing? 146 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,950 Why you got to blow up our spot? 147 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,720 Man, he thought we were in college, dumbass. 148 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,250 I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer. 149 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,850 I'm sorry. 150 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:16,560 -Yes, let's go. -What the hell are you doing? 151 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,130 Ooh, what do we got here? Yeah, what do you got? 152 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,430 What do you got? Pepto. 153 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,600 Oh, shit, someone has frickin' diarrhea. 154 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,840 Hey, we should call him 'Rhea. 155 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:26,460 Give it back, dude. 156 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,970 -What are you ta-- -It's for my grandma. 157 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,140 Oh, it's for your grandma. Ah, shit, I'm sorry, man. 158 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,140 Hey, you want it? Hey, you can take all that-- 159 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:34,400 -Ugh. -Take that. 160 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,310 Yeah. 161 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,120 Bitch. 162 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,650 Asshole. 163 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,220 -Oh! -What'd you say, 'Rhea? 164 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,420 I-I didn't say anything. 165 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,490 -Oh. -That's brute, Ky. 166 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,860 Oh, what? You crying? 167 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,760 Hey, where you going, pussy? 168 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:55,260 Hey! 169 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,560 Watch the car, man. 170 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,400 -Who's this dude? -Just leave the dork alone. 171 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,830 You see this guy? 172 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:04,170 Eating his dinner at the mini mart like a bum. 173 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,340 Wait, I-I think I know this guy. 174 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:09,170 He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank. 175 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,140 That explains why he smells like shit. 176 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,820 All right, trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy 177 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:15,920 on the wrong day, all right? 178 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,420 -Really? -Yeah, really. 179 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,820 Get the hell out of here, loser. 180 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:22,120 181 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:24,450 182 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,260 183 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,390 Ah. 184 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,360 Let's get him. 185 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:37,380 186 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,610 Holy shit, how did you-- 187 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,820 188 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,980 Ah! 189 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:59,020 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 190 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:02,360 191 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:03,690 Is that all you got, ladies? 192 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,970 -Come on, Ky. Let's go. -Ge off me! 193 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:12,070 194 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,710 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 195 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,280 Hey, get off the kid! 196 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:22,340 Hey, hey, hey! 197 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,420 It's not his fault! 198 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,590 199 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:34,790 200 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,080 Hey, I just-- I just wanted to say thank you. 201 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,190 All right, well, you said it. 202 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,760 So last night, was that, like, Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu 203 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,490 or MMA or something? 204 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,190 It's karate. 205 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,900 Old-school karate. 206 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,270 Do you think you could teach me? 207 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,540 What? No. 208 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,230 What? Come on, when school starts, 209 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:15,240 those guys are gonna make my life miserable. 210 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,540 -It's not my problem. -What? 211 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,840 If I just knew a little bit of what you knew then I would be-- 212 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:22,210 Forget it. I don't do karate anymore. 213 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,610 All right? Besides, I need to find a job. 214 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,540 Well, you can open your own karate school. 215 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,680 It's called a dojo. 216 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,010 Well, you could open your own dojo. 217 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,050 Look, I'm not getting into this with you, all right? 218 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,520 I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now. 219 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:35,820 All right, you want my advice? 220 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,120 Stop being so annoying. 221 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,100 Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked. 222 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,130 Okay. 223 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,770 You got Encore? 224 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,770 Yes, ma'am, that's correct, Your Honor, she is-- 225 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,440 Who the hell are you? 226 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,840 You know those little red stickers 227 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,770 that say "further reduced"? 228 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:01,650 That means spoiled. You know that, right? 229 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,420 You're eating bad meat, boy. 230 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,690 What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid? 231 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,020 Oh, that's some thank-you. 232 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,950 Who do you think bailed you out? 233 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,060 Again. 234 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,730 I never asked you for anything. 235 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,830 I think that little incident at Applebee's 236 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:20,230 would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself. 237 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:25,370 You know... 238 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,940 when I met your mom, 239 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:31,270 she really knocked my socks off. 240 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,150 Beautiful. 241 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,950 Blonde. 242 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,620 Tan. 243 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,120 Tight. 244 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,150 Little did I know I'd be taking care 245 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,930 of her schmuck kid forever. 246 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:47,560 Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century. 247 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,990 Well, high praise 248 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:54,400 coming from a world-class daddy like you. 249 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,730 How old is Robby now? 250 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,970 15? 16? 251 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,170 When's the last time you saw him? 252 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,600 Just get the hell out of here, man. 253 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,810 I'll get the hell out of here 254 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,280 when I'm goddamn good and ready. 255 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,350 -Sid. -What? 256 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,450 Blood pressure. 257 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,820 Ah, keep watching your bullshit judge show. 258 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,120 Will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this. 259 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,950 Jesus. God. 260 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:16,120 This is why I'm here. 261 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,490 What's this? 262 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,370 Well, you know, I told your mama 263 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:24,330 I'd take care of you always, but... 264 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,200 in this case, 265 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:29,930 I think even she would cut me some slack. 266 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,210 I'm buying you out of my life. 267 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,710 I'd rather be homeless than take money from you. 268 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:39,110 Oh, well, hell... Yeah, okay. 269 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,380 Rhonda! 270 00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,610 Lunchtime! 271 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,850 Call Art's. 272 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,280 See if they got that belly lox. 273 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,760 I'd say get your life in order, 274 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:58,160 but, uh, at this point, 275 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,740 you're like the meat in your fridge. 276 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,080 Chappy, Chappy, where are you? 277 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,740 Just put in that tape, that's an order. 278 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,020 Nothing you can do about me. 279 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,220 Chappy, I want to help you. Where are you? 280 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,490 Climb high like I told you. 281 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,390 Doug, I ain't gonna make it. 282 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,820 Chappy! 283 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,060 284 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,000 ppy: A bunch of things must've gone wrong 285 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,170 if you're listening to this. 286 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,070 Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared. 287 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,280 Right now you're probably filled 288 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,950 with all the doubts in the world. 289 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,620 But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug. 290 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:52,820 God doesn't give people things He doesn't want them to use. 291 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:56,790 And He gave you the touch. 292 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,260 It's a power you have inside of you, 293 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,390 down there where you keep your guts, boy. 294 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,430 It's all you need to blast your way in 295 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,100 and get back what they took from you. 296 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,240 Banzai! 297 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,440 Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto, 298 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,340 bringing you specials on all of our inventory. 299 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,840 We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees 300 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,150 priced to go. 301 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,050 Get a lease for only--Nah. 302 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,020 Make that--Chop! 303 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,050 Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, 304 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,080 Nissans, Acuras, and Audis. 305 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,820 Hiyah. 306 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,300 So come visit any of our locations 307 00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,160 in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, 308 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:37,160 North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks. 309 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,340 And as always, every customer leaves 310 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,170 with their very own bonsai tree. 311 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,840 LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition. 312 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:56,120 313 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,830 * Daylight, all right * 314 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,130 * I don't know * 315 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,560 -Yeah. -All right. 316 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,740 * I don't know if it's real * 317 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,640 * Been a long night, and something ain't right * 318 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:23,110 * You won't show, you won't show how you feel * 319 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,980 * No time * 320 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,850 -* Ever seemed right * 321 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,490 * To talk about the reasons why you're not fine * 322 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,520 * It's high time to draw the line * 323 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:40,820 * Put an end to this game before it's too late * 324 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,160 * Head games * 325 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,260 * It's you and me, baby * 326 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,540 * Head games * 327 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,710 * And I can't take it anymore * 328 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,280 * Head games * 329 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,900 * I don't wanna play the head games * 330 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,210 331 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,940 * I daydream for hours it seems * 332 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:07,290 * I keep thinking of you, yeah, thinking of you * 333 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,220 * These daydreams * 334 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,160 * What do they mean? * 335 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,230 * They keep haunting me * 336 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,260 * Are they warning me? * 337 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,700 338 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:28,700 339 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,210 Man: I got second place. 340 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,150 Second place is no place! You're off the team! 341 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,420 That sucks. I did my best. 342 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450 -What did you say? -I said I did my best. 343 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,450 You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser! 344 00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:44,290 -No, you're the loser, man. -Oh, I'm the loser, huh? 345 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,760 Yeah. 346 00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,160 Now who's the loser? 347 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,330 You know, you're really sick, man. 348 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,000 Hey. 349 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,330 -Hey, come on! -Hey, what are you doing? 350 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,640 Don't. 351 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,770 How does second place feel now, huh? 352 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,330 Come on, he can't breathe. 353 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,240 -Mind your business. -You're gonna kill him. 354 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,040 Sensei, please, you're hurting him. 355 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,980 How does second place feel now, huh? 356 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,040 357 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,450 Oh, my God. 358 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,550 Yasmine, I told you you shouldn't be on your phone. 359 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,650 What the-- 360 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,760 What are we gonna do, guys? What are we gonna do? 361 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,830 We have to call the police. 362 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,990 We can't. My parents will kill me. 363 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,290 What the hell are you doing? What are you-- 364 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:24,030 Open the door! Open the door! 365 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,660 Drive! 366 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,970 Hey, where do you think you're going? 367 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,840 Where do you think you're going? 368 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,270 Shit. 369 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,620 Oh, come-- 370 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,150 Take care of her. She's a classic. 371 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,320 Mm-hmm. 372 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,890 -Hey, where do I pick it up? -It's on the card. 373 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,660 374 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,060 LaRusso. 375 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,720 No, no, no. 376 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,830 Hey, hey! 377 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:04,670 Ah, come on. 378 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:09,740 379 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:35,440 380 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,080 How you doing, sir? 381 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,850 -Would you be interested in-- -No. 382 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:54,320 383 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,650 Great. You're all set. 384 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,190 Thanks so much. Have a great day. 385 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,690 Thank you. 386 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,390 Hi, welcome to LaRusso. How can I help you? 387 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:04,430 Hi, I just need to pick up my car. 388 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,240 I'm in a bit of a hurry. 389 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,640 Oh, this came in last night? 390 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,170 It's gonna be at least a couple of weeks, 391 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,740 but we'll call you with an estimate. 392 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,600 No, no, no, my car was not supposed to come here. 393 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,740 Okay? I want it towed to a different body shop. 394 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,310 Why? 395 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,810 We have the number-one service team in the Valley. 396 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,150 We beat all prices. 397 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,480 We kick the competition. 398 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,790 Yeah, yeah, I've heard it a million times. 399 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:27,620 I just prefer to do my business elsewhere. 400 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,130 And here are the watering instructions. 401 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,690 Thanks again for being returning customers. 402 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,860 Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally. 403 00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,990 Let me go get him. 404 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,230 Can you hurry it up? I got to go. 405 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,900 Hold on. 406 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:43,570 Um, it says your car is in one of our intake lots. 407 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,040 I'll just figure out which one. 408 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,370 You know what? I'll come back tomorrow. 409 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:47,740 But, sir, I-- 410 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:54,680 411 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,010 Johnny? 412 00:21:56,050 --> 00:22:00,190 413 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,490 Johnny Lawrence. 414 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,960 I-I-I knew it was you. 415 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,260 Holy-- 416 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,290 -How the hell are you? -Hey, man. 417 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,900 Oh, my God, look at you. 418 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,130 You still got those golden locks, eh? 419 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:16,570 God, this is crazy. How you been? 420 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,340 Great, man. Thanks. I've been great. 421 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,910 That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush. Come here. 422 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,510 Louie, get over here. I want you to meet somebody. 423 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,880 -I got to go. -No, no, no, no. 424 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,310 This is Johnny Lawrence. 425 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,680 He and I go way back, right, buddy? 426 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,780 This guy was the toughest dude in my high school. 427 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:32,680 When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I... 428 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,060 We got into a little bit. 429 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:37,360 This guy really had it in for me. 430 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,530 Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl. 431 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,360 Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore, 432 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:43,890 was she? 433 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,870 I mean... 434 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,170 Ah, all right, that's all water under the bridge. 435 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,200 Wait. Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament? 436 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,710 Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked. 437 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,510 It was a really close match. 438 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,580 But if you want to get technical, I kicked his face. 439 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,550 I'm just busting your chops. 440 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,080 It was an illegal kick. 441 00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,380 Oh, illegal, really? 442 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,920 Come on, what about that elbow to my knee? 443 00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,750 Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win. 444 00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:10,460 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys. 445 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,060 All right, back to work. 446 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,230 -All right. Nice meeting you. -Get back to work. 447 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,660 Enough reminiscing, right? 448 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:18,390 So what brings you in? You looking for a new ride? 449 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,030 He wants his car towed to a different body shop. 450 00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,640 Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got the best prices in town. 451 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,300 That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys-- 452 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,710 he's gonna try to screw you over. 453 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,780 Sheila, let me see the estimate. 454 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:31,780 Pontiac? 455 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,910 Firebird? 456 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,550 Wow. Someone did a real number on this thing. 457 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,080 Maybe it's time for an upgrade. 458 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,220 Why don't we walk the lot? 459 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,590 I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-owned-- 460 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,620 I just want my car. 461 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,260 All right. All right, all right. 462 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,520 You got it, all right? 463 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,960 Let me see how low I can get this repair. 464 00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:50,420 Friends and family... 465 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,530 My own personal code. 466 00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:57,540 You know what? It's on the house. 467 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,140 No way, man. I don't need your charity. 468 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,610 No, no, you'd be doing me a favor. 469 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,610 Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this. 470 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,740 They could use the practice. You could use the repairs. 471 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,820 -This is win-win. -I said I'll handle it. 472 00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:08,550 All right. 473 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,020 Okay, but it's-- 474 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,290 John, it's gonna cost more than the car's worth. 475 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,720 476 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,630 Listen, don't worry about it, John. 477 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,260 It's my pleasure, all right? 478 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,460 -All right. -Okay? 479 00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:23,460 Just hang here a second. I got something for you. 480 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,170 One minute. 481 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,570 482 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,040 -Hey, Dad. -Look who's here. 483 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:32,210 484 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,640 Open the door! 485 00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,610 I'm good. 486 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,910 You got to be kidding me. 487 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,110 Hey, Johnny, wait up. 488 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,320 Johnny, wait up. 489 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,860 Every customer gets one. 490 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,660 Come on. 491 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:55,990 And, hey, look, I don't blame you 492 00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:58,200 for what happened back in the day, all right? 493 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,330 I know that wasn't you. 494 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,660 It was Cobra Kai. 495 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,840 We're all better off without it, am I right? 496 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,410 All right, take care of yourself, 497 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,340 and I'll call you when the car's ready, okay? 498 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,040 This is crazy. You look--you look-- 499 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:09,770 It's good to see you, man. 500 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:28,030 501 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:33,870 502 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,700 Are you sure you're ready? 503 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:42,040 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back. 504 00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:43,870 You're gonna be my karate teacher? 505 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,150 No. 506 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,540 I'm gonna be your sensei. 507 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:52,580 508 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,590 I'm gonna teach you the style of karate 509 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,790 me: 510 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,020 a method of fighting 511 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,360 your pussy generation desperately needs. 512 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,990 Good luck. It's all yours. 513 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:03,400 All right. 514 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:07,740 515 00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:10,740 I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. 516 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,140 I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you. 517 00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:18,410 And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared. 518 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,710 519 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,120 You'll build strength. 520 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,120 521 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:31,120 You'll learn discipline. 522 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,930 523 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,130 And when the time is right... 524 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,130 525 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,130 You'll strike back. 526 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,330 527 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,240 Remember that guy from my high school? 528 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:51,840 The blond pretty boy that you beat in that tournament. 529 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,520 I never remember calling him "pretty." 530 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:56,490 Cobra Kai isn't just about karate. 531 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,710 It's about a way of life. 532 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,490 What does any of this have to do with karate? 533 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,990 Do not question my methods. 534 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,260 Anyone I have to worry about? 535 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:03,290 There's this one guy. 536 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:07,100 How about we invite him over for dinner on Friday? 537 00:27:07,130 --> 00:27:08,900 So tell me about that shiner you got there. 538 00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:09,760 Oh, this? 539 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,460 I know high school kids can be rough. 540 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,870 Oh, it wasn't a kid. 541 00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:16,370 Some things never change. 542 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,230 You've seen Johnny's story, 543 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,570 now click below for another free episode of Cobra Kai 544 00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,710 to see Daniel LaRusso's side of the story. 37491

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