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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hey.
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Hey, you motherfuckers
out there.
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- Yeah, there they are.
- That's right.
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If you don't know who we are,
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you ain't been watching
the fuckin' Facebook page.
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But this is, I'm
Kidnap number one,
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this is Kidnap number two, okay?
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And we're here to tell
you motherfuckers...
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Two.
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Thank you for
purchasing the movie
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on VOD, DVD or whatever
the fuck format
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you're watching it
on but if you're
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not watching it on
one of those formats
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and you're a cheap ass, no
good, dick suckin' motherfucker
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it means that you are
pirating the fuckin' movie
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- and you are, my friend...
- Dicks.
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- Piece of shit.
- Yes.
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- Piece of shit dicks.
- Dicks, yeah.
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Yeah, you're a piece
of shit dick, so.
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Dicks!
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You need to not pirate
this motherfucker, okay?
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We all busted our
fuckin' ass on this movie
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for three fuckin'
years so you guys
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could fuckin' enjoy
this motherfucker.
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- All yous.
- And after you get done
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watching it, you're
gonna agree with us
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that this a good
fuckin' movie, so...
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- They're gonna like it.
- So if you did pirate
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the motherfucker, you
know, if you're a fuckin'
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butt pirate or whatever the
fuck you wanna call yourself.
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- One of these.
- Watch the fuckin' movie
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and when it's done, then go buy
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the motherfuckin' movie, okay?
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Buy it!
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Cause if you're pirating it,
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you're gonna know it's
a good fuckin' movie
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and if you're not pirating it,
we wanna thank yous because...
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All of yous.
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Yous are some
cool motherfuckers
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- and we's appreciate you.
- We's.
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- We's appreciate yous, okay?
- Him and me.
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- So thank you very much.
- Yeah.
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- Enjoy the fuckin' movie.
- Enjoy it, dicks!
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- Peace out.
- Peace!
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Hey, Rowdy.
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Yeah, Cletus?
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How much you think we're gonna
get for killin' this thing?
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About a million dollars.
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And we're gonna split
that like 50/50, right?
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Like?
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400 thousand each?
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You lost your goddamn mind?
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We not splittin' it 50/50.
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Hell, I got the
weapons, the traps,
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even brought the goddamn beer.
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Only thing I brought
your ass along for
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is so you could help
me drag the body
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out of the goddamn woods.
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Alright.
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I was just hoping to
get enough, you know,
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to help me get a
new double wide.
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Gonna need a huntin' dog.
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Maybe get a bass boat.
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Yeah, that oughta be
enough for all that.
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You don't think real
big do you, Cletus?
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I figure about 20 percent.
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Like a hundred Benjamins?
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Aw, man, that'd be awesome!
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That works for me!
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Sure, Cletus,
whatever you say.
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Let's just
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be quiet so's we can
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sneak up on this thing.
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I'm ready to get out
of this damn canoe.
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Come on.
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Here, take this damn paddle
and stick in the boat for me.
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God, damn.
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I'll get you a gun.
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Thanks, Rowdy.
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I shoulda brought my sister.
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Why, is she hot?
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Rowdy, dude, Rowdy.
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Look, restricted
area, do not enter.
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Well, hell yeah it's
a restricted area.
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You think they just
gonna invite people
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up here to kill things?
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Come on, damn it,
get in front of me.
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But that movie with the
kids and the witch thing,
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- they all died!
- I wanna see you
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at all times, march.
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And be quiet, damn it.
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You did take a look at
all that information
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I sent you and study all
those pictures, right?
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Well, of course, I did.
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Good, cause there was
a shit ton of important
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information in there and
if you don't know it,
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you're gonna get us both killed.
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Maybe we should review
it just to make sure
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- I didn't forget anything.
- God damn it, Cletus.
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You didn't look at one
damn thing, did you?
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Alright, fine, you caught me.
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But, come on, what's the
worst thing that could happen?
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What's the worst
thing that could happen?
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Are you kidding me?
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Let's take a second here to
review the rules, alright?
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Rule one: absolutely
no pissin' or shittin'
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of any kind out
here in the woods.
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If you're gonna do
it, you gotta do it
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in a bag or in a bottle
cause if this thing
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gets one scent of
you, he'll be down
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on top of us in a few seconds
and he'll kill us both.
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Number two: no loud noises,
keep your voice down.
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I been telling you that.
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And number three: absolutely
no fornification of any kind.
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Fornification?
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You mean, like, getting it on?
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Man, I don't know what you got
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planned for out here
but I'm not like that.
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It's okay if you are.
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Cletus, I ain't gay
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and I sure as hell wouldn't
be gay with you if I was.
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I'm just trying to tell you
this thing is territorial
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and it's very important
that you follow the rules.
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The thing it hates most in
the world is male ejaculate.
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So you just keep it zipped up.
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Keep your tally
whacker in your pants
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and we'll be just fine.
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Now come on.
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I actually got
buttons not a zipper.
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Well, really, Rowdy.
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- Why wouldn't you like me...
- Watch the tree.
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It's slippery down here.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Looks like a football.
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It's got the toes.
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And a heel!
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Shh.
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Could we set the trap now?
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Wait.
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Not yet.
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He's out there.
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Let's go.
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I'll spread around
here, help me out.
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You and I are gonna split up.
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I'm gonna take a spot up
over there in the woods,
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you're gonna take
a spot over here.
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If you need
anything, don't yell.
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Alright, you just make a whistle
sound like a little bird.
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- Alright?
- Okay, okay.
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- Got it?
- Okay.
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Let's go.
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- Hey, Rowdy?
- Yeah?
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You know, ever since
you brought it up,
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I kinda gotta pee.
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Okay, take this jug with you
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and you piss in that.
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If you fill it up, you drink it.
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Of course I ain't doing that.
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Yeah, they do it on the
survival shows all the time.
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This ain't no survival show!
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If you pour that
out on the ground,
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then this thing's
gonna smell that.
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It's gonna be on top
of us in no time.
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Now, look, they say
it's good for you.
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They even cook with
it, now come on.
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Let's get this son of a bitch.
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Go take your spot.
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Fucking kidding.
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Oh, gross, man!
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I ain't drinkin'
that shit anyhow.
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Oh, gross.
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Hey, Rowdy, I think I hear it!
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- I think I hear him!
- Cletus!
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I told you to whistle!
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Well, I got pee on my hands.
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I ain't got no hand sanitizer.
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Cletus, you're
gonna get us killed!
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I think he's coming!
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Stay away!
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Stay away!
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Pull it together, pull
it together, Cletus.
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He's coming, Rowdy!
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Shh!
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Hey, you're gonna get us killed!
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I don't know where to go!
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I don't know what to do!
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I don't know where he's at!
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Oh shit.
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Hey, hey!
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He's behind you!
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He's behind you!
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Oh, shit!
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- I stepped in the pee again!
- Turn around, shoot it!
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Shoot it!
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Come over here
or I'll come there!
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No, no, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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No!
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No!
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The fuck are you
watching up there, man?
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Stay focused.
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Shit.
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- Fuckin' kid.
- Oh, shit.
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Hey, man.
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What's the craziest thing
you done with a chick?
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There's this
one chick at work,
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she used to love to come
down and suck my dick.
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Every morning before
anybody else got to work.
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Nice.
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But I tried to fuck
her this one time
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in this bathroom that
was under construction,
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she fucking totally
freaked out on me.
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It's like she'd
rather get caught
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with my dick in her mouth.
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Made no sense.
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That's pretty hot, though.
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- It was pretty hot.
- Ah, but I got something
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that'll blow your minds.
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Happened to me last night.
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Wait a second,
you're telling me
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you got your dick
sucked every single day
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at work and you
never got caught?
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Not every day, but
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I got it sucked several
times a week, yeah.
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You weren't afraid
of getting fired?
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Not really, I
mean, shit we were
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going through layoffs anyway.
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But the chick did tell the boss.
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- I didn't give a fuck.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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So he wasn't pissed about it?
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Not really.
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He just called me to
his office and said,
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if you get caught getting
your dick sucked at work,
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I'ma have to fire your ass
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but until then, have fun.
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Alright, alright,
enough already.
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Can I tell you my story?
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Yeah, tell your
fuckin' story, man.
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It's a good story!
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So last night I'm fuckin'
this super hot chick.
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- Wow.
- And she was a squirter.
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Wow!
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It's not a myth!
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She shat out diarrhea on you?
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Her pussy shot out
shit on him, man.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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What he meant was,
she shot pussy juice
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out of her vag, dude.
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So you're serious, man?
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You actually fucked a squirter?
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The myth?
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I assure you, it was real.
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Freaked me the fuck
out, but it was so hot.
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Oh shit, she just left.
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Get ready, guys.
258
00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,510
Fuck, man!
259
00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:42,478
I told you to keep
an eye out, man.
260
00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,382
What the fuck were you doin'?
261
00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:47,784
Only got a few seconds
to make this shit happen.
262
00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:53,355
How am I lookin', we good?
263
00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:55,190
Yeah, got it
inside out but fuck it.
264
00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:56,425
Fuck it.
265
00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:58,993
Alright, brother, this
is what we planned.
266
00:10:58,995 --> 00:10:59,961
Alright, ready.
267
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,029
Let's do this, man.
268
00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:01,929
Let's fucking do it.
269
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,198
- Here.
- One, two.
270
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,133
Hey, man, don't
leave me hanging.
271
00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:04,932
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:05,634
Fuckin' A, man.
273
00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:08,103
- Ready?
- One, two.
274
00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:11,275
Oh my God.
275
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,946
This is crazy, this is
crazy, this is crazy.
276
00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:18,580
It's crazy!
277
00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:26,188
It's unlocked, let's go.
278
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,389
Go, go, go, go!
279
00:11:27,391 --> 00:11:29,358
Okay, whoo.
280
00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:45,341
Freeze, motherfucker!
281
00:11:45,343 --> 00:11:46,542
What the fuck?
282
00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:47,345
What the?
283
00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:51,548
He fucking fainted.
284
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,315
Well, that wasn't
supposed to happen.
285
00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:54,185
Oh, shit.
286
00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,152
What the?
287
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:57,986
Oh, shit.
288
00:11:57,988 --> 00:11:58,590
What the fuck?
289
00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:01,423
Ah, fuck, it didn't flush.
290
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:04,326
Oh, disgusting.
291
00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:05,528
I gotta get something
for his head.
292
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,499
We can't carry
him out like that.
293
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,232
I can see his ball sac, man.
294
00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:12,502
Are we gonna wipe his ass?
295
00:12:12,504 --> 00:12:13,436
You shitting me?
296
00:12:13,438 --> 00:12:14,404
Do we need to wipe his ass?
297
00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:15,239
I don't know.
298
00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:17,407
Let's just hope
it was a clean shit.
299
00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:19,609
Am I gonna pull up his pants?
300
00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:22,111
I'll do it if you
do the head, man.
301
00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,147
Jesus Christ.
302
00:12:26,318 --> 00:12:27,617
It's your
idea, so fuck it.
303
00:12:27,619 --> 00:12:28,453
Oh, God.
304
00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:34,959
Oh, shit.
305
00:12:36,128 --> 00:12:37,394
I think that's gonna
have to work, man.
306
00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,195
I can't really touch
all this, you know?
307
00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:40,397
I touched enough for me.
308
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,732
We'll fix him when
he gets in the van.
309
00:12:47,406 --> 00:12:48,373
Oh, fuck, he's heavy.
310
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,308
Oh, dude, farting!
311
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,610
Fuck.
312
00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:59,084
- What the?
- Watch where you're going.
313
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:01,384
Kiss my ass, lady.
314
00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:03,386
Kissin' ass is out of style.
315
00:13:03,388 --> 00:13:05,257
Lay down and I'll
shit in your mouth.
316
00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:08,191
What?
317
00:13:08,193 --> 00:13:09,426
You better be nice, lady,
318
00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:10,226
or I'll come back and
steal your scooter.
319
00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:12,195
You're not
stealin' my scooter,
320
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,966
you motherfuckin'
son of a bitch.
321
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,233
What the fuck?
322
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,501
Ah, fuck it, dude,
come on, let's go.
323
00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:19,436
Let's get outta here.
324
00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:21,104
Hey, assholes, where
are you taking him?
325
00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:22,505
I'm calling the cops.
326
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,411
- What the hell, man?
- Unlock!
327
00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:30,648
- You're supposed to help us.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
328
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,048
Don't you know how
to fuckin' knock?
329
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,483
What the fuck
were you doing, man?
330
00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:36,554
Oh, fuck!
331
00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:38,254
Jesus Christ,
okay, okay, alright.
332
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:40,458
- I told you to stay focused.
- Go, go!
333
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,059
How do I fuckin' turn
the emergency brake off?
334
00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:44,260
Fuck, how do I?
335
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,629
Why'd you set the
emergency brake?
336
00:13:45,631 --> 00:13:47,565
It's for fucking safety!
337
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,032
- Jesus Christ!
- Man, go!
338
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,335
The old lady is gonna
get our license plate!
339
00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,168
Oh, God.
340
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,437
Oh, fuck, rag okay.
341
00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,271
Cum everywhere, fuck!
342
00:13:55,273 --> 00:13:56,576
Okay, oh, shit.
343
00:13:58,578 --> 00:13:59,810
Alright, we're set!
344
00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:02,047
He's okay, that
was fucking fast.
345
00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:06,452
Okay, tape his hands.
346
00:14:09,622 --> 00:14:12,223
- Alright, alright.
- I think that's good enough.
347
00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:13,591
That works.
348
00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:14,460
What a rush, huh?
349
00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,029
I did not expect that.
350
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,135
I'm gonna lay down.
351
00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:28,839
Whoo!
352
00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,009
Oh, man.
353
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,110
The fuck you doing, man?
354
00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:34,514
Fuckin' hornball.
355
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:37,581
Hey, what are you listening to?
356
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,149
It's my song.
357
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,184
That's your song?
358
00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:41,552
It's my jam.
359
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,022
It fucking sucks.
360
00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:51,428
That's rock n' roll, man!
361
00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:52,429
Yeah!
362
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,544
Jarrett.
363
00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:41,548
You are following the
directions, right?
364
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:43,615
Yeah, I'm followin' the GPS.
365
00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:45,383
Not the
GPS, the directions
366
00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:46,718
that I gave you to follow!
367
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,219
The GPS is gonna get us lost!
368
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,622
Let me out or I'll
pop you full of lead!
369
00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:51,856
What the fuck?
370
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,425
Get him, get the gun!
371
00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:57,562
My fucking ear, man.
372
00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:58,730
What the fuck?
373
00:15:58,732 --> 00:15:59,898
What the, what the fuck?
374
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,399
Oh my God.
375
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,500
Can I get the shit?
376
00:16:02,502 --> 00:16:03,702
- Get that shit?
- Just stop pulling it,
377
00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:04,769
put him out!
378
00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:06,304
Get the cum rag!
379
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:07,472
Jarrett, the cum rag!
380
00:16:07,474 --> 00:16:08,540
Fuck, fuck!
381
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:09,641
Just fucking pour it on there.
382
00:16:09,643 --> 00:16:10,809
Pour it on the cum rag.
383
00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:12,579
Holy shit.
384
00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:15,580
Put it on his fucking face.
385
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:16,348
Where is it, right there?
386
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,684
Oh, oh my God.
387
00:16:18,752 --> 00:16:20,953
Is it working?
388
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,520
I think it worked.
389
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:23,355
I think it worked.
390
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,589
Oh, God.
391
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:28,259
Who the fuck
carries an ankle gun?
392
00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:30,462
Well, this dude does.
393
00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:31,897
Well, next time
we'll check but.
394
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,699
That was so
fucking close, huh?
395
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:35,770
Shot up on the fuckin', huh.
396
00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:38,671
Oh, that was close, oh my god.
397
00:16:38,673 --> 00:16:41,206
Whoo.
398
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,440
Get some more tape.
399
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,309
We need more tape
for this fucker.
400
00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:45,613
I'll tape him this time, shit.
401
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,726
Hey, uncle, we're here.
402
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,627
What?
403
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,664
- We're here, we made it.
- It's dark.
404
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:05,531
Yeah, it's 8:50.
405
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:08,299
We lost a few hours,
but we got here!
406
00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:09,769
We're so late.
407
00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:11,537
This was supposed to
be done hours ago.
408
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,374
Where the fuck are we, man?
409
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:14,907
In the woods.
410
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,977
- There's no road.
- Yeah.
411
00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,747
We're in the middle of nowhere.
412
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,314
Alright,
Jarrett, go make sure
413
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,417
- everything is taken care of.
- Alright, you got it.
414
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,286
Let me grab this.
415
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,520
Take the
lantern with you.
416
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,322
It's bright.
417
00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:31,691
Oh, oh!
418
00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:33,325
- I'm gonna leave the key, you...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
419
00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,228
Just, just go, go.
420
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:43,269
Wow.
421
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,804
Thought we'd never make it.
422
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:46,741
Vinny.
423
00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:50,509
It's time to wake this
son of a bitch up.
424
00:17:50,511 --> 00:17:51,510
Let's do it.
425
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:08,728
Look, I'm supposed to be
426
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:09,729
at my wedding rehearsal
dinner right now.
427
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:10,964
- Hey!
- What?
428
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,331
Calm the fuck down
and keep walking.
429
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,365
Look, guys, if I
don't make that dinner,
430
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,868
my fiancee's gonna kill me.
431
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,770
Let me get this straight,
432
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,637
we're about to blow
your fuckin' brains out
433
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,875
and you're worried about
what your woman might think.
434
00:18:21,877 --> 00:18:23,777
This dude has
some major problems,
435
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,578
he deserves to fuckin' die.
436
00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:32,888
Get down here.
437
00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:43,966
Anybody that's this pathetic,
pussy whipped is pathetic.
438
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,033
I'm not pussy whipped!
439
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:48,871
I just love my fiancee.
440
00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,438
Yeah.
441
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,906
Well.
442
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,742
Any last words before
we end your pathetic
443
00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,846
miserable pussy whipped life?
444
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,115
Please, please don't kill me.
445
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,784
Shut the fuck up.
446
00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:05,819
Go out with some fucking
balls, for God's sakes.
447
00:19:05,821 --> 00:19:07,020
Have a little dignity!
448
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,755
I'll, I'll do anything.
449
00:19:08,757 --> 00:19:09,589
Anything!
450
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:10,690
You'll do anything?
451
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,359
You hear that?
452
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,493
He'll do anything.
453
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,694
He ain't got
nothing that we want.
454
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,796
That's right.
455
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:16,663
We're not gay.
456
00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:18,932
You can't suck our
fucking dicks off.
457
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:19,933
Yeah.
458
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,802
Yeah, we're not.
459
00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:23,137
We're not gay.
460
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:25,605
I'm not, I'm not gay.
461
00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:28,475
Nothing against gay people
but I'm not, you know?
462
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,811
I just, I just don't
wanna suck a dick.
463
00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,512
Yeah, well.
464
00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,446
I say we kill him like they did
465
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,415
in that movie we like so much.
466
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,585
- Fuckin' Boondocks style.
- Ah, hell yeah!
467
00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,922
Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about.
468
00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:44,624
- Oh, god.
- On the count of three.
469
00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:45,927
Three.
470
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:46,762
Two.
471
00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:48,896
Oh, hold on a sec.
472
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:49,764
I think we should
show him who we are
473
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:50,932
before we blow his
fuckin' head off.
474
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:52,033
What do you say?
475
00:19:52,035 --> 00:19:53,500
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's do it.
476
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:56,037
Let's take this fuckin'
thing off his head.
477
00:19:56,039 --> 00:19:56,873
What?
478
00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:05,112
Alright.
479
00:20:05,114 --> 00:20:06,881
Turn the fuck around.
480
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:07,917
Turn around!
481
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:09,886
That's right.
482
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,919
You ready?
483
00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:14,188
Surprise!
484
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,524
Surprise!
485
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:17,959
Surprise!
486
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:18,795
Surprise!
487
00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:20,862
Whoo!
488
00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:27,802
Are you fucking kidding me?
489
00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:29,170
Hey, man, calm the fuck down.
490
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,571
Chill out.
491
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,211
Man.
492
00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:39,146
Did we get you
good or what, huh?
493
00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,549
No, you're a sick fuck!
494
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:44,585
Calm down, man, it's just
a fuckin' bachelor party.
495
00:20:44,587 --> 00:20:45,586
Surprise bachelor party for you.
496
00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:46,888
This is great, Jinx.
497
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,956
You made me miss my
rehearsal dinner.
498
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,725
You know Caroline's
gonna kill me for this.
499
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,961
The whole family came into
town tonight for this.
500
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:55,096
Listen, man.
501
00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:56,998
How do you think
we pulled this off?
502
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,767
Caroline knew about
it the entire time.
503
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:00,801
She helped us.
504
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:02,003
No, you're lying, okay?
505
00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,738
Caroline would never
be in on pranks.
506
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,506
Especially something like this.
507
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:06,841
How do you think that we knew
508
00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:09,877
the exact time that you
take a shit every day?
509
00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:10,878
She told us.
510
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,014
You can call her if you want.
511
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:13,416
Yeah, I will call her.
512
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:15,117
Phone?
513
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:15,986
Do you have mine?
514
00:21:17,054 --> 00:21:18,819
Oh yeah, I do, don't I?
515
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:19,656
Go for it.
516
00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:25,093
You wanna get
this shit off of me?
517
00:21:25,095 --> 00:21:26,494
I guess that might
help a little bit, huh?
518
00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:27,728
Come on!
519
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,465
Give me a second,
I gotta get my knife.
520
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:33,735
Shit.
521
00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:34,838
Sorry about that, bro.
522
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:37,074
I'll buy you a new shirt.
523
00:21:41,979 --> 00:21:43,577
Hi, baby.
524
00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:44,880
How's it goin'?
525
00:21:44,882 --> 00:21:45,814
Hey, sweetie.
526
00:21:45,816 --> 00:21:47,616
I'm so sorry I'm not
home for dinner tonight.
527
00:21:47,618 --> 00:21:50,018
Jinx and a couple of assholes
busted on me this morning
528
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,954
with guns and masks, I fainted,
529
00:21:51,956 --> 00:21:54,056
and drug me out in the
middle of the woods.
530
00:21:54,058 --> 00:21:55,090
Oh, I did wake up at one point
531
00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:56,825
and Jinx fucking
chloroformed me!
532
00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,061
Well, yeah, because
you tried to kill us.
533
00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:00,996
He chloroformed
you and you fainted?
534
00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:02,197
Are you okay?
535
00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:03,699
Yeah, I'm okay.
536
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,200
Look, did you know
anything about this?
537
00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,736
Just calm down, baby.
538
00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:09,838
I knew everything.
539
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,009
Jinx and I have been
planning this for months.
540
00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,078
But you gotta admit, we got
you pretty good, didn't we?
541
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,945
Yeah.
542
00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:19,948
So there is no rehearsal
dinner tonight?
543
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:20,983
Nope.
544
00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:23,585
That's gonna be next
Friday before the wedding.
545
00:22:23,587 --> 00:22:25,921
Both of our families
were in on it, too.
546
00:22:26,957 --> 00:22:28,623
Now don't worry
about anything else
547
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,759
and just have some
fun with the boys.
548
00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:32,127
For Christ's sake.
549
00:22:32,129 --> 00:22:34,629
And, well, what are
you gonna do tonight?
550
00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:36,031
I mean, I don't like
the idea of you home
551
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:38,301
all alone without
me all night long.
552
00:22:38,303 --> 00:22:40,136
I'm not home by myself.
553
00:22:40,138 --> 00:22:43,839
I'm over at Cameron's
and Callie's here
554
00:22:43,841 --> 00:22:45,974
and she's helping
me put my makeup on
555
00:22:45,976 --> 00:22:47,778
which is so sweet of her.
556
00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:50,046
It's all good.
557
00:22:50,048 --> 00:22:52,848
Hey, babe, would you put
Jinx on the phone for me?
558
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:53,985
Okay, honey.
559
00:22:57,688 --> 00:22:58,888
Plan was awesome, scared
the shit out of him.
560
00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:00,025
You should've seen his face.
561
00:23:01,192 --> 00:23:02,959
Yeah, we couldn't have
done it without you.
562
00:23:02,961 --> 00:23:04,861
Jinx, you motherfucker,
563
00:23:04,863 --> 00:23:05,928
you better stick to the plan.
564
00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,196
I'm serious.
565
00:23:07,198 --> 00:23:10,833
No booze, no titty
bitches, nothing.
566
00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:12,634
If I find out any
of this is going on,
567
00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:14,137
you will experience
a wrath that you have
568
00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:16,906
never experienced before,
do you understand?
569
00:23:16,908 --> 00:23:18,107
I know, I know.
570
00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:20,076
You've told me a million times.
571
00:23:20,078 --> 00:23:23,179
No alcohol and no
strippers, I got it.
572
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:26,682
Alright, well you go have some
fun and we'll see you later.
573
00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:27,919
Alright, good night.
574
00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,021
This is bullshit, Jinx.
575
00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:33,356
You know what, no.
576
00:23:33,358 --> 00:23:35,124
I'm not doing any of this, okay?
577
00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:37,026
I got some guy I
don't know humping me.
578
00:23:37,028 --> 00:23:37,960
Okay?
579
00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:39,095
You got fuckin' Chad here,
580
00:23:39,097 --> 00:23:40,696
you know how I feel about Chad.
581
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,033
Hey, Pat, what's up, man?
582
00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:45,001
Long time, no talk!
583
00:23:45,003 --> 00:23:45,868
It's fucking freezing.
584
00:23:45,870 --> 00:23:49,105
I have no coat, I
have nothing, no.
585
00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:50,339
Thanks, but no thanks.
586
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,274
Pat, this party
is for you, man.
587
00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,242
Just calm down, what the fuck?
588
00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:54,079
Where you goin'?
589
00:23:56,748 --> 00:23:58,815
Guess he didn't like
the surprise, boys.
590
00:23:58,817 --> 00:24:00,118
J-man, hit me that lantern.
591
00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:03,287
Let's get the food started,
592
00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:05,389
I'm gonna have to go chase
after his ass, I guess.
593
00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:06,758
Be back in a few, boys.
594
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:14,198
That Pat guy's gonna be
high maintenance, ain't he?
595
00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:18,000
Oh, yeah, man.
596
00:24:18,002 --> 00:24:19,171
Some good fire.
597
00:24:29,048 --> 00:24:29,881
Hey, man.
598
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:32,750
There.
599
00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:34,786
Hey.
600
00:24:37,156 --> 00:24:39,824
Dude, I am like
your biggest fan.
601
00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:43,260
I've seen all of your movies.
602
00:24:43,262 --> 00:24:45,963
I have every last one
of them on Blu-ray.
603
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,898
I've seen 'em all,
like, ten times.
604
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,201
Some even 20 times.
605
00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:55,107
Awesome.
606
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,107
Thanks.
607
00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:57,910
Glad, glad you do.
608
00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:01,347
Do you think that
I could get like a,
609
00:25:03,282 --> 00:25:05,317
like an autograph and
a picture with you?
610
00:25:08,254 --> 00:25:09,820
Pat, Pat, wait up!
611
00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:11,889
- Just calm down, man.
- No, man.
612
00:25:11,891 --> 00:25:13,423
Pat, come on, man.
613
00:25:13,425 --> 00:25:15,826
Dude, we are four hours
away from anywhere.
614
00:25:15,828 --> 00:25:17,294
I don't care!
615
00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:19,096
And you don't have a
car here, where you goin'?
616
00:25:19,098 --> 00:25:21,832
Okay, Jinx, you came
into my house today
617
00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:25,035
and put guns, guns to my head.
618
00:25:25,037 --> 00:25:27,171
And then you got me out
here and who do I see?
619
00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:30,140
Chad and I hate that asshole.
620
00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,876
Okay, first of all, those
guns weren't real, man.
621
00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:36,213
They're just movie props that
we used for one of our movies.
622
00:25:36,215 --> 00:25:37,482
They're fake.
623
00:25:37,484 --> 00:25:39,816
And Chad's cool, man.
624
00:25:39,818 --> 00:25:41,486
You guys used to
be best friends.
625
00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:44,222
No, he's a raging atheist.
626
00:25:44,224 --> 00:25:45,956
You know that, right?
627
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,525
Like you can't take
him around anybody
628
00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,494
without him trying
to convert you
629
00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,229
or he wants you to smoke his pot
630
00:25:51,231 --> 00:25:53,030
or take his ecstasy.
631
00:25:53,032 --> 00:25:54,932
Dude, he's not
like that anymore.
632
00:25:54,934 --> 00:25:56,234
I'm telling you,
I've been hanging out
633
00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:57,435
with him for the last year,
634
00:25:57,437 --> 00:25:59,002
he talks about these
cool restaurants
635
00:25:59,004 --> 00:26:01,272
that he eats at in
Austin and, you know,
636
00:26:01,274 --> 00:26:03,006
we have a lot in common
with independent films.
637
00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:04,075
He tells me about
all these films
638
00:26:04,077 --> 00:26:06,077
I've never heard of and
they're, they're cool, man.
639
00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,011
He's cool.
640
00:26:07,013 --> 00:26:08,513
Mmhmm, that's great.
641
00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,881
Well, he better not
start anything, okay?
642
00:26:10,883 --> 00:26:14,052
40 bucks for both.
643
00:26:14,054 --> 00:26:15,322
F-O-R-T-Y.
644
00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:19,192
I'm an actor, that's
why I get paid.
645
00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:26,364
Well, yeah, like I said
I'm your biggest fan, I,
646
00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:28,800
and I bought all your movies.
647
00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:30,235
Yeah.
648
00:26:30,237 --> 00:26:34,975
I mean, I hear all that but
that doesn't mean shit to me.
649
00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:37,377
See, I don't make a dime
650
00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:40,213
out of those things
that you buy.
651
00:26:41,481 --> 00:26:44,517
See they cook the
fucking books so bad,
652
00:26:46,253 --> 00:26:48,388
my last check was
almost a nickel.
653
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:50,957
You know?
654
00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:54,025
Hey.
655
00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:56,229
Do you want that
autograph and pic or what?
656
00:26:57,831 --> 00:26:59,230
Oh yeah, yeah, uh.
657
00:26:59,232 --> 00:27:00,365
Yeah, hold on.
658
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,332
Yeah, let me.
659
00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:04,170
I think I, I think I
got the cash somewhere.
660
00:27:05,305 --> 00:27:09,073
There's one, it's
ripped but it's still
661
00:27:09,075 --> 00:27:10,008
like it'll, yeah.
662
00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:12,110
I think it's the serial numbers.
663
00:27:12,112 --> 00:27:13,345
What you got there?
664
00:27:13,347 --> 00:27:14,613
I just, that's,
I think that's two.
665
00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:16,180
That's three, that's three!
666
00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:17,181
Here!
667
00:27:17,183 --> 00:27:18,484
Good start.
668
00:27:18,486 --> 00:27:19,318
What else you got?
669
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,519
You know what?
670
00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:21,453
I'm just gonna
look in my wallet.
671
00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:23,187
I need just 20 more bucks.
672
00:27:23,189 --> 00:27:24,390
- You got 20 more?
- Yeah, I usually
673
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,923
keep money in here, I think.
674
00:27:25,925 --> 00:27:27,158
Yeah, I do.
675
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,992
Yeah, I have some.
676
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,196
Yeah, hold on, let me.
677
00:27:31,365 --> 00:27:32,164
Bingo!
678
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:33,965
It's just 20
bucks right there.
679
00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:35,200
- Just right there.
- Just looked in the wallet.
680
00:27:35,202 --> 00:27:38,137
Alright, you got it,
thank you very much.
681
00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:41,342
- Um, I'll keep this one.
- Mmhmm.
682
00:27:43,877 --> 00:27:46,178
There you go, yeah, hold that.
683
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,012
There you go.
684
00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:48,215
Alright, there you go.
685
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,050
Here's your Sharpie.
686
00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:51,883
Here's your DVD.
687
00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:53,319
Yeah, Vinny, thanks.
688
00:27:53,321 --> 00:27:55,954
Um, is, uh?
689
00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:56,588
What does it?
690
00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:57,458
What does it say?
691
00:27:58,592 --> 00:27:59,859
Vinny Blades.
692
00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:05,097
Well, it just
looks like a line.
693
00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:06,131
No.
694
00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,399
- It's, yeah.
- Hey.
695
00:28:07,401 --> 00:28:10,069
- There's more there.
- How about that pic?
696
00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:11,303
Okay.
697
00:28:11,305 --> 00:28:13,105
Oh yeah, I gotta
switch it around.
698
00:28:13,107 --> 00:28:13,972
Okay, alright.
699
00:28:13,974 --> 00:28:14,606
Alright.
700
00:28:14,608 --> 00:28:15,441
Here we go.
701
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:16,475
Here we go.
702
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,276
Hey!
703
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,880
- Good job, alright, man.
- Uh.
704
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:24,684
- Wait, wait, Mr, Mr. Blades?
- Blades.
705
00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,452
Blades, um.
706
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,987
Well, you walked
away right as I was
707
00:28:28,989 --> 00:28:30,255
pushing the button so it's,
708
00:28:30,257 --> 00:28:31,990
I mean, it's just
a picture of me.
709
00:28:31,992 --> 00:28:35,027
So, like, you went away
and then it flashed
710
00:28:35,029 --> 00:28:39,566
a picture and so, you see,
it's just a picture of me.
711
00:28:39,568 --> 00:28:41,068
And you're gone out of it.
712
00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,001
That's unfortunate.
713
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,336
Yeah, um.
714
00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,971
So do you mind if
we take another one?
715
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:47,339
So I can get you in there?
716
00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:48,508
Hey, not at all.
717
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:49,343
20 more dollars.
718
00:28:53,948 --> 00:28:55,382
What?
719
00:28:55,384 --> 00:28:57,116
Look, I'm not into it, okay?
720
00:28:57,118 --> 00:28:58,551
It's freezing out here.
721
00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:00,052
I have no jacket.
722
00:29:00,054 --> 00:29:01,454
I mean, I still don't
feel very well either.
723
00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:02,288
You wanna know why?
724
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,290
Because you chloroformed
me, remember?
725
00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,026
That was chloroform, right?
726
00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:09,128
To be honest, man,
I'm not really sure.
727
00:29:09,130 --> 00:29:10,196
Are you kidding me?
728
00:29:10,198 --> 00:29:12,432
But Vinny wouldn't do
anything that was dangerous
729
00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:15,168
to hurt you, he
wouldn't do that, man.
730
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,269
You probably just
feel a little weird
731
00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,504
'cause you didn't have
732
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,673
anything to eat for
breakfast, obviously.
733
00:29:20,242 --> 00:29:21,508
Let's just get some food in you
734
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,043
and come back over, we
got a jacket for you.
735
00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,512
- Come on.
- You're a dick.
736
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,348
Come on.
737
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:39,526
So this spot is
actually the first spot
738
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,529
that they ever saw
Bigfoot in North America
739
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,664
back in, like, the
1800s, I think?
740
00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,733
It was supposed to be
like a hoax at first,
741
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:48,334
everybody thought it'd be a hoax
742
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:49,235
but all these accounts
started coming in after that,
743
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:51,571
like just one after
another and another.
744
00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:54,374
There was this one
story of a lumberjack
745
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:57,010
who got, basically,
just like captured
746
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,412
- by a whole family of Bigfoot.
- Bigfeet.
747
00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:00,647
- What?
- Bigfeet.
748
00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:03,218
Family of Bigfeet,
you said Bigfoot, but.
749
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,520
It's plural, so Bigfeet.
750
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:11,424
Like when you don't
say a bunch of mouses,
751
00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:12,492
you say a bunch of mice.
752
00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,060
Are you sure
that's the same thing
753
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,095
with Bigfoot as it is with that?
754
00:30:16,097 --> 00:30:17,330
Yeah, it's plural, right?
755
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:18,164
Moose, Meeses?
756
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:20,568
Guys, alright.
757
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:21,469
He got captured by
more than one Bigfoot.
758
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,336
- Thank you.
- Okay.
759
00:30:23,338 --> 00:30:24,372
So anyways, um.
760
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,040
He said that they were actually
761
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,709
peaceful creatures, you know?
762
00:30:28,711 --> 00:30:31,579
And vegetarians.
763
00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:33,683
I always thought that was funny.
764
00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,151
Anyways, so yeah, so
they kept him captive
765
00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:41,322
for like a week before
he managed to escape.
766
00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:42,790
I mean, you know, with
all the Bigfoot stories
767
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,459
- and what not, I guess.
- Are you serious?
768
00:30:45,461 --> 00:30:46,727
What?
769
00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:47,530
I mean.
770
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,201
Nobody's seriously gonna
fucking talk about this?
771
00:30:54,837 --> 00:30:56,303
Chad.
772
00:30:56,305 --> 00:30:59,507
Dude, don't start any
shit tonight, okay?
773
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,808
Dude, you promised me, okay?
774
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:03,410
Just shh, be cool, be cool.
775
00:31:03,412 --> 00:31:05,279
I mean, do you
really believe that?
776
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,580
Yeah.
777
00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:07,748
Okay.
778
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,183
Can't we have an intelligent
779
00:31:09,185 --> 00:31:10,384
conversation about
something else?
780
00:31:10,386 --> 00:31:13,287
No, we cannot have an intelligent
conversation tonight.
781
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,788
Okay, this is just
about kicking back,
782
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,824
having a good time
and shootin' the shit.
783
00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:18,392
Just having fun, okay?
784
00:31:18,394 --> 00:31:20,127
We don't have to
have talk science
785
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,630
and all that bullshit, okay?
786
00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:25,099
So just, just let him talk.
787
00:31:25,101 --> 00:31:26,634
Okay?
788
00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,269
So, yeah, you know there's
been thousands of accounts,
789
00:31:28,271 --> 00:31:30,872
you know, over time, I mean,
the miners up in the mines.
790
00:31:30,874 --> 00:31:33,641
Uh, stories of, you know,
people just like us,
791
00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:35,676
just sittin' around
the campfire,
792
00:31:35,678 --> 00:31:36,745
hearing weird shit in the woods
793
00:31:36,747 --> 00:31:39,346
and, you know, like
rocks and sticks
794
00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:40,581
getting thrown at
their tents and stuff.
795
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:41,448
I mean, it's just.
796
00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:44,151
Yeah, those
people are lying.
797
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:46,120
- Whatever, Chad.
- No, I mean, come on.
798
00:31:46,122 --> 00:31:47,689
I mean, think about it.
799
00:31:47,691 --> 00:31:50,391
Out of thousands of sightings,
800
00:31:50,393 --> 00:31:53,895
the only proof we have out
of thousands of sightings
801
00:31:53,897 --> 00:31:58,633
is some blurry
photographs and one video
802
00:31:58,635 --> 00:32:01,703
of Bigfoot, you know,
walking all retarded.
803
00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:02,539
Not retarded.
804
00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:05,542
My sister is autistic.
805
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,678
Mentally handicapped, please.
806
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,712
Yeah, man.
807
00:32:10,714 --> 00:32:11,648
My niece, his sister.
808
00:32:12,649 --> 00:32:13,582
- What the fuck?
- Okay, yes,
809
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:17,652
but regardless, it's one video
810
00:32:17,654 --> 00:32:21,823
of Bigfoot, you know.
811
00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:24,859
I mean that shit looks so fake!
812
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:25,794
Chad!
813
00:32:25,796 --> 00:32:28,296
I am fucking serious, man!
814
00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:30,599
Just keep your
opinions to yourself.
815
00:32:30,601 --> 00:32:32,601
Yeah, man, just let
him talk, alright?
816
00:32:32,603 --> 00:32:34,636
We're just chilling, alright?
817
00:32:34,638 --> 00:32:36,440
Having a good time, alright?
818
00:32:37,574 --> 00:32:39,407
I mean, I love Bigfoot.
819
00:32:39,409 --> 00:32:40,375
Thanks, man.
820
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:44,114
And aliens and ghosts, I mean.
821
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:45,947
As a matter of
fact, I got a ghost
822
00:32:45,949 --> 00:32:47,749
living in my house right now.
823
00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:49,517
Uncle does, too!
824
00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:50,585
Tell 'em about it.
825
00:32:50,587 --> 00:32:51,720
Yeah, that's right.
826
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,557
I do have a ghost.
827
00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:55,890
It was about three
o'clock in the afternoon
828
00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,592
and I was taking a nap.
829
00:32:57,594 --> 00:32:58,593
All of a sudden the bedroom door
830
00:32:58,595 --> 00:33:00,896
- just swung right open.
- Wow.
831
00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:02,898
I thought at first
it must be the cat
832
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,901
or, you know, my wife playing
a joke on me or something.
833
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,837
But the wife wasn't
home and the cat
834
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:09,404
was sleeping right next to me.
835
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,973
So I thought, well,
maybe a breeze came in,
836
00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:13,876
maybe the door was open
or something or a window.
837
00:33:13,878 --> 00:33:16,678
Checked all the
windows, doors, nope.
838
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,883
There was no fucking
explanation of what it was.
839
00:33:19,984 --> 00:33:21,251
I'm tellin' you, man.
840
00:33:21,986 --> 00:33:23,385
Fuckin' ghost.
841
00:33:23,387 --> 00:33:25,286
You're lucky, man,
because my ghost
842
00:33:25,288 --> 00:33:26,590
scared the shit out of me.
843
00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:31,493
It would, like, turn on
appliances around the house,
844
00:33:31,495 --> 00:33:33,765
knock shit off the
walls, move furniture.
845
00:33:35,399 --> 00:33:38,000
As a matter of fact, I think
one time it tried to kill me.
846
00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:39,434
- I swear to God.
- What?
847
00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:40,603
Yeah.
848
00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:41,570
- I went out...
- Some heavy shit.
849
00:33:41,572 --> 00:33:44,774
No, I went outside
to go check the mail,
850
00:33:44,776 --> 00:33:47,743
I come right back the
house smells like gas.
851
00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:49,244
So sure enough, I
go to the kitchen
852
00:33:49,246 --> 00:33:52,448
and gas stove right
there and the knob
853
00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:55,551
is slightly turned
releasing gas.
854
00:33:55,553 --> 00:33:57,220
And you couldn't
have done that?
855
00:33:58,389 --> 00:33:59,588
No.
856
00:33:59,590 --> 00:34:00,656
Yeah, but you couldn't
have accidentally
857
00:34:00,658 --> 00:34:02,658
- brushed the knob?
- No.
858
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,293
I was not in the kitchen.
859
00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,296
That's not the point.
860
00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:09,799
Well, maybe you didn't
turn it off all the way
861
00:34:09,801 --> 00:34:11,567
and then you didn't
notice until it started
862
00:34:11,569 --> 00:34:12,802
filling up with gas over time...
863
00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:13,969
Dude.
864
00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:15,438
Relax.
865
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,673
Regardless, I got
rid of the ghost.
866
00:34:17,675 --> 00:34:19,375
So how'd you get rid of it?
867
00:34:19,377 --> 00:34:20,843
You wanna know
how I got rid of it?
868
00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:21,944
Well, yeah.
869
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,723
It's like a scene
in one of my movies.
870
00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:37,361
I looked at it right
in its ghostly eyes
871
00:34:40,865 --> 00:34:41,766
and I said,
872
00:34:43,801 --> 00:34:45,670
- get the fuck out.
- Shit!
873
00:34:47,638 --> 00:34:49,072
Awesome, awesome!
874
00:34:49,074 --> 00:34:50,006
That's cool.
875
00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:51,741
That's what I'm talking about.
876
00:34:51,743 --> 00:34:53,979
I mean, I didn't
get rid of it but
877
00:34:55,313 --> 00:34:56,880
it sure shut the
fuck up for awhile.
878
00:34:56,882 --> 00:34:59,548
Wow, nice.
879
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:00,817
Yeah, man, I believe in UFOs.
880
00:35:00,819 --> 00:35:02,886
I've seen a UFO.
881
00:35:02,888 --> 00:35:05,021
Unidentified Flying Objects.
882
00:35:05,023 --> 00:35:06,757
No shit, I really saw it.
883
00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:07,991
I really did.
884
00:35:07,993 --> 00:35:08,959
Seriously.
885
00:35:08,961 --> 00:35:10,459
- Very good.
- Saw it.
886
00:35:10,461 --> 00:35:11,797
And, uh, I could tell you,
887
00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:16,800
it made me realize there's
something bigger out there.
888
00:35:16,802 --> 00:35:17,801
Okay?
889
00:35:17,803 --> 00:35:19,770
And I believe in Bigfoot.
890
00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:21,370
There you go.
891
00:35:21,372 --> 00:35:23,840
You don't seriously
believe in this shit.
892
00:35:23,842 --> 00:35:26,910
I mean use your fuckin' brains.
893
00:35:26,912 --> 00:35:28,779
Are none of you educated?
894
00:35:28,781 --> 00:35:32,516
I mean, what the fuck is
wrong with you people?
895
00:35:32,518 --> 00:35:33,850
I'm educated.
896
00:35:33,852 --> 00:35:35,452
It doesn't take a
scientist to know
897
00:35:35,454 --> 00:35:36,853
that the gravitational
pull could
898
00:35:36,855 --> 00:35:39,856
cause some crazy
mutations on our planet.
899
00:35:39,858 --> 00:35:42,526
Could explain things
like the chupacabra,
900
00:35:42,528 --> 00:35:45,428
loch ness monster,
vampires, werewolves.
901
00:35:45,430 --> 00:35:47,531
- Kim Kardashian's ass.
- Yeah!
902
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:49,099
That's unreal.
903
00:35:49,101 --> 00:35:50,000
Okay, you know what?
904
00:35:50,002 --> 00:35:51,935
That's it, that's it.
905
00:35:51,937 --> 00:35:53,770
I can't take any more of this.
906
00:35:53,772 --> 00:35:55,605
Alright, I mean you
people can't tell me
907
00:35:55,607 --> 00:35:58,809
you actually believe what
the fuck you're saying
908
00:35:58,811 --> 00:36:02,712
because science has
proven you wrong over,
909
00:36:02,714 --> 00:36:03,814
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
910
00:36:03,816 --> 00:36:08,754
Because science has proven
you wrong over and over
911
00:36:09,855 --> 00:36:11,788
and over and there's
not one ounce,
912
00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:14,424
not one fucking shred of proof
913
00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:17,828
that any of you have
any fucking idea
914
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,830
about what you're talking about.
915
00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:22,632
Dude, shut the fuck up, okay?
916
00:36:22,634 --> 00:36:23,733
Just shut the fuck up.
917
00:36:23,735 --> 00:36:25,735
I mean if it wasn't for my ghost
918
00:36:25,737 --> 00:36:27,404
to scare off the wrong woman,
919
00:36:27,406 --> 00:36:29,606
I could've married
the fucking bitch
920
00:36:29,608 --> 00:36:30,875
and that would've
been the death of me.
921
00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:32,542
- So calm down.
- Guys!
922
00:36:32,544 --> 00:36:33,813
That is enough, okay?
923
00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:37,849
Now I told you, you could come
if you didn't start any shit
924
00:36:37,851 --> 00:36:39,884
and that's all you've
been doing all night.
925
00:36:39,886 --> 00:36:42,653
This is Pat's bachelor party.
926
00:36:42,655 --> 00:36:43,620
You gave me your word, man.
927
00:36:43,622 --> 00:36:46,190
And all you're doing is
pissing everybody off.
928
00:36:46,192 --> 00:36:48,826
You're pissin' off Vinny,
you're pissin' off Pat.
929
00:36:48,828 --> 00:36:50,928
You're pissin' off my
nephew, Jarrett, and me!
930
00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:52,797
What the fuck is wrong with you?
931
00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:54,532
Just sit the fuck down.
932
00:36:54,534 --> 00:36:57,835
Just sit the fuck down,
sit the fuck down, man.
933
00:36:57,837 --> 00:36:59,871
Jesus Christ, what's
wrong with you?
934
00:36:59,873 --> 00:37:01,839
No, no, I'm not gonna do that
935
00:37:01,841 --> 00:37:05,042
because I'm not gonna let you
do that to yourselves, okay?
936
00:37:05,044 --> 00:37:06,510
Because, you know, get your
937
00:37:06,512 --> 00:37:09,046
fuckin' head out of
the clouds, people.
938
00:37:09,048 --> 00:37:11,883
Let me do you a
favor here, okay?
939
00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:14,585
There is no fucking Santa Claus,
940
00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:16,621
there's not fucking
Easter Bunny.
941
00:37:16,623 --> 00:37:19,924
- There's no Tooth Fairy...
- Chad, I swear to God,
942
00:37:19,926 --> 00:37:21,158
you better quit
while you're ahead
943
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,227
because if the next
word out of your mouth
944
00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:25,863
- is God...
- There's no God either,
945
00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:27,999
you fuckin' Jesus freak.
946
00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:30,202
- Ooh!
- Ooh, shit.
947
00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,870
- It's about time!
- It's a great party, Jinx.
948
00:37:32,872 --> 00:37:34,038
Man, he gave me
his word, okay?
949
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,041
I'm sorry, I didn't know he
was gonna be a fuckin' dick.
950
00:37:37,043 --> 00:37:39,244
It's a good thing I took 60
bucks off that motherfucker.
951
00:37:40,914 --> 00:37:41,948
Alright.
952
00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:44,049
Help me get this asshole.
953
00:37:44,051 --> 00:37:45,716
Here.
954
00:37:45,718 --> 00:37:48,053
You get his legs and
I'll get his upper body.
955
00:37:48,055 --> 00:37:49,889
- Okay.
- Then we turn him over.
956
00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:52,857
Oh shit, give me a second.
957
00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:54,092
Oh yeah, he's real light.
958
00:37:54,094 --> 00:37:57,528
Yeah, of course he is, cause
you've got the fuckin' legs.
959
00:37:57,530 --> 00:37:58,663
God damn, it's heavy for me.
960
00:37:58,665 --> 00:37:59,967
I need to workout, fuck.
961
00:38:01,135 --> 00:38:03,801
- Freeze!
- Oh, shit!
962
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:06,671
What the hell are you
boys doing out here?
963
00:38:06,673 --> 00:38:08,739
And what the hell
happened to him?
964
00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:09,609
Uh.
965
00:38:10,978 --> 00:38:13,577
Hi, officer, I think
everything's alright here.
966
00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:14,748
Nothing to worry about.
967
00:38:15,883 --> 00:38:17,950
This guy, he's just had a
little too much to drink.
968
00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:18,951
He's a friend of ours.
969
00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:22,888
Just, just wanted to let
him sleep it off, okay?
970
00:38:22,890 --> 00:38:23,755
We were just about to
put him in the tent
971
00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:26,224
and I can vouch for
his health totally,
972
00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:28,193
I used to be a medic
in Afghanistan.
973
00:38:28,195 --> 00:38:31,096
Yeah, well, you're in
a No Trespassing zone
974
00:38:31,098 --> 00:38:33,865
and that's a 300 dollar
fine for each of you.
975
00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:34,967
And that doesn't even include
976
00:38:34,969 --> 00:38:37,569
what the sheriff will do
if he catches you out here.
977
00:38:37,571 --> 00:38:40,605
He will lock you up in
jail until the judge
978
00:38:40,607 --> 00:38:43,008
comes in on Monday morning.
979
00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:46,311
Uh, ma'am, can I
just come over there
980
00:38:46,313 --> 00:38:47,746
and talk to you for a second?
981
00:38:47,748 --> 00:38:50,816
Vinny, can Vinny and
this guy just put
982
00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,751
Chad in his tent so he can rest?
983
00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:54,720
He needs to go in the tent.
984
00:38:54,722 --> 00:38:58,056
Yeah, I just wanna have a
quick word with you, ma'am.
985
00:38:58,058 --> 00:38:59,257
Okay, but don't touch me.
986
00:38:59,259 --> 00:39:00,859
Okay, don't touch me.
987
00:39:00,861 --> 00:39:02,127
Ma'am, I'm over here.
988
00:39:02,129 --> 00:39:03,829
My hands are right here,
I'm not gonna touch you.
989
00:39:03,831 --> 00:39:05,130
How's that?
990
00:39:05,132 --> 00:39:06,064
- That work?
- Alright.
991
00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,032
Don't touch her, Uncle.
992
00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:08,600
Do you want 'em behind
my head, is that okay?
993
00:39:08,602 --> 00:39:09,835
Don't touch me!
994
00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:11,270
Okay, hands are
behind my head.
995
00:39:11,272 --> 00:39:12,938
I'm coming.
996
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:14,140
Could you, could you maybe turn
off the light a little bit?
997
00:39:14,142 --> 00:39:15,141
It's really bright, I can't.
998
00:39:15,143 --> 00:39:17,009
It's blinding me, ma'am.
999
00:39:17,011 --> 00:39:18,577
Okay, but I got a gun.
1000
00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:20,045
Yeah, I can see that gun,
1001
00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:23,118
I'm not gonna, I'm
not gonna do anything.
1002
00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:28,087
- Still got my gun.
- Thank you.
1003
00:39:28,089 --> 00:39:29,088
Yeah, hi.
1004
00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,124
I can see you got the gun there.
1005
00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:33,261
Would you mind lowering that?
1006
00:39:34,695 --> 00:39:36,162
Okay.
1007
00:39:36,164 --> 00:39:36,996
Thank you.
1008
00:39:36,998 --> 00:39:38,864
Can I lower my hands?
1009
00:39:38,866 --> 00:39:39,999
Slowly.
1010
00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,203
Alright, just wanna grab
my wallet here real quick.
1011
00:39:44,339 --> 00:39:46,172
I was thinking, we
could, you know, we could
1012
00:39:46,174 --> 00:39:49,809
- maybe work something out.
- Oh no, I don't take bribes.
1013
00:39:49,811 --> 00:39:51,179
- You sure?
- Mmhmm.
1014
00:39:52,947 --> 00:39:54,380
Maybe we could just talk then?
1015
00:39:54,382 --> 00:39:56,015
Oh, you're not talking
yourself out of this.
1016
00:39:56,017 --> 00:39:57,984
This is a No Trespassing zone.
1017
00:39:57,986 --> 00:39:59,919
Restricted Area, it
says right there.
1018
00:39:59,921 --> 00:40:00,855
Do not enter.
1019
00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:03,758
Oh, it sure as hell does.
1020
00:40:04,959 --> 00:40:09,629
You know, we came
in over there, so.
1021
00:40:09,631 --> 00:40:10,832
We didn't see that sign.
1022
00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:16,069
My buddy over there, Pat, he's,
1023
00:40:16,071 --> 00:40:18,037
he's about to make the
biggest mistake of his life
1024
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:20,073
and he's gonna marry
the wrong woman
1025
00:40:20,075 --> 00:40:21,974
and I just thought
I'd bring him out here
1026
00:40:21,976 --> 00:40:23,142
and show him one last good time
1027
00:40:23,144 --> 00:40:25,044
before his, you
know, his funeral.
1028
00:40:25,046 --> 00:40:26,245
It's kind of a
bachelor party for him.
1029
00:40:26,247 --> 00:40:28,848
A bachelor party?
1030
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,384
In the middle of the woods?
1031
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,819
Fuckin' Jinx.
1032
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,854
You better get us out of this.
1033
00:40:34,856 --> 00:40:36,089
Don't worry about it.
1034
00:40:36,091 --> 00:40:37,156
This will be fine.
1035
00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:38,124
Pussy whipped.
1036
00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:41,229
I mean, uh, he's so whipped.
1037
00:40:43,898 --> 00:40:46,132
Well, she's kind of controlling
1038
00:40:46,134 --> 00:40:48,134
and doesn't really
let him do much
1039
00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:50,837
and the only thing
that she would allow
1040
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,339
me to do for the bachelor party
1041
00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:54,774
was to, you know, bring
him out here camping.
1042
00:40:54,776 --> 00:40:56,742
Uncle will get us
out of this, okay?
1043
00:40:56,744 --> 00:40:59,146
Uncle's, Uncle knows
what he's doing.
1044
00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:01,281
Just, you know
take him out here.
1045
00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:03,049
Oh, uh.
1046
00:41:03,051 --> 00:41:05,718
You happen to know that
actor, Vinny Blades?
1047
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,254
You know that guy that stars
1048
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,955
in all those Switchblade movies?
1049
00:41:08,957 --> 00:41:10,690
They're kind of goofy but
have you ever seen 'em?
1050
00:41:10,692 --> 00:41:11,992
Vinny Blades?
1051
00:41:11,994 --> 00:41:13,260
Oh my God, he's like my
1052
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,962
most favorite actor
in the whole world.
1053
00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:16,796
He's got those bedroom eyes.
1054
00:41:16,798 --> 00:41:18,065
That's the guy
I'm talking about.
1055
00:41:18,067 --> 00:41:21,101
Well, if you look
right over there.
1056
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,003
- That's him.
- Oh my God!
1057
00:41:23,005 --> 00:41:25,105
Do you think I could
get his autograph?
1058
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,206
I could probably arrange that
1059
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,908
if you wanna work something out.
1060
00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:32,246
What I was thinking is,
you let us stay all night
1061
00:41:32,248 --> 00:41:34,281
and we'll leave in the morning.
1062
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,116
First light, what do you say?
1063
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:37,251
Well, as long as you swear
1064
00:41:37,253 --> 00:41:38,485
you'll be gone in the morning,
1065
00:41:38,487 --> 00:41:40,854
I don't see how it
would be a problem.
1066
00:41:40,856 --> 00:41:43,090
- So we got a deal?
- Deal.
1067
00:41:43,092 --> 00:41:43,924
Alright.
1068
00:41:43,926 --> 00:41:45,392
Very good.
1069
00:41:45,394 --> 00:41:47,161
Hey, uh, Vinny.
1070
00:41:47,163 --> 00:41:51,031
Could you come over here
and meet a superfan?
1071
00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:54,134
She's a superfan of
yours and, if you could,
1072
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,836
bring one of those
super delicious brownies
1073
00:41:55,838 --> 00:41:57,373
that you make homemade.
1074
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,746
Yeah, that is Vinny Blades.
1075
00:42:04,413 --> 00:42:05,414
Vinny Blades!
1076
00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:08,048
Oh.
1077
00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:09,417
Howdy, ma'am.
1078
00:42:09,419 --> 00:42:10,920
Always good to meet a fan.
1079
00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:15,324
Oh.
1080
00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:20,328
I got this, uh, homemade
brownie just for you.
1081
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:25,335
Vinny, that is the extra
extra special brownie, right?
1082
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,000
Yeah.
1083
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,869
Hey, it's not my first rodeo.
1084
00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,103
This is one tasty brownie.
1085
00:42:30,105 --> 00:42:32,207
This is one of the
best I've ever eaten.
1086
00:42:32,209 --> 00:42:33,210
Mm, mmhmm.
1087
00:42:35,245 --> 00:42:38,179
Uh, listen, Vinny,
I was kinda thinking
1088
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,881
that maybe you
could, uh, you know
1089
00:42:40,883 --> 00:42:44,252
take a couple pics with her
and give her an autograph.
1090
00:42:44,254 --> 00:42:45,288
What do you say?
1091
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:50,358
Aw, come on, man.
1092
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,328
You know, it's for me.
1093
00:42:53,330 --> 00:42:54,562
You know.
1094
00:42:54,564 --> 00:42:55,365
Special favor.
1095
00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:58,066
I owe you one, okay?
1096
00:42:58,068 --> 00:42:58,967
Why not?
1097
00:42:58,969 --> 00:42:59,934
Hmm?
1098
00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:00,937
Would you sign my chest?
1099
00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:05,375
It is my specialty.
1100
00:43:06,910 --> 00:43:07,743
Alright.
1101
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:11,381
Fucking fans of his.
1102
00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:15,185
Vinny.
1103
00:43:16,586 --> 00:43:17,420
Blades.
1104
00:43:19,256 --> 00:43:20,855
Oh, when I get
off in the morning,
1105
00:43:20,857 --> 00:43:24,292
I am so getting this permanently
tattooed on my breasts.
1106
00:43:24,294 --> 00:43:25,159
We're in the
same fuckin' movie,
1107
00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:26,594
I don't get to sign
no fuckin' titties.
1108
00:43:26,596 --> 00:43:27,962
Hell yeah.
1109
00:43:27,964 --> 00:43:29,430
That's what I'm talking about.
1110
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,034
A true fan.
1111
00:43:32,202 --> 00:43:33,503
Of course, of course.
1112
00:43:35,372 --> 00:43:37,438
Hey, why don't you come by
the fire over there with us?
1113
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,875
It's nice and toasty.
1114
00:43:42,946 --> 00:43:45,313
What a fuckin' douchebag.
1115
00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:46,816
Jesus Christ.
1116
00:43:50,621 --> 00:43:52,355
Do you got anything to drink?
1117
00:43:53,323 --> 00:43:54,525
Got this awesome sauce.
1118
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:56,924
No.
1119
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,126
Caroline doesn't let me,
1120
00:43:58,128 --> 00:43:59,428
like it when I drink.
1121
00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:00,462
Hey.
1122
00:44:00,464 --> 00:44:01,399
How's that brownie?
1123
00:44:03,033 --> 00:44:04,165
Timmy.
1124
00:44:04,167 --> 00:44:05,334
It's great brownie.
1125
00:44:05,336 --> 00:44:07,137
- Vinny.
- Right.
1126
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,271
Dude.
1127
00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,340
- Just have a beer, bro.
- Yeah.
1128
00:44:11,342 --> 00:44:13,043
- Thanks, man.
- Nice catch.
1129
00:44:21,352 --> 00:44:23,552
Would you like a beer to
wash down that tasty brownie?
1130
00:44:23,554 --> 00:44:25,056
No, I'm on duty.
1131
00:44:26,624 --> 00:44:29,124
Have you ever seen a Bigfoot?
1132
00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:30,561
Or like a family of Bigfeet?
1133
00:44:31,529 --> 00:44:33,462
No, it's Bigfoot.
1134
00:44:33,464 --> 00:44:34,630
Bigfoot.
1135
00:44:34,632 --> 00:44:36,932
And, bro, she can't
tell you that.
1136
00:44:36,934 --> 00:44:38,367
It's top secret.
1137
00:44:38,369 --> 00:44:40,002
It's not top secret.
1138
00:44:40,004 --> 00:44:41,270
Then why are there all
these signs around here
1139
00:44:41,272 --> 00:44:43,138
that say Restricted
Area: Do Not Enter?
1140
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,174
Because all these
redneck hunters
1141
00:44:45,176 --> 00:44:46,575
are coming around here
trying to kill Bigfoot
1142
00:44:46,577 --> 00:44:48,210
for a million dollars
and they're putting
1143
00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:50,012
bear traps out and
hurting people.
1144
00:44:50,014 --> 00:44:51,213
Really?
1145
00:44:51,215 --> 00:44:53,282
There's fuckin'
bear traps out here?
1146
00:44:53,284 --> 00:44:54,118
Great.
1147
00:44:55,186 --> 00:44:56,387
What the fuck is that?
1148
00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,222
What is that?
1149
00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:04,495
Sounds like fuckin'
chimp sounds or something.
1150
00:45:05,429 --> 00:45:07,630
You don't have monkeys
out here, do you?
1151
00:45:07,632 --> 00:45:08,497
No.
1152
00:45:08,499 --> 00:45:09,533
No monkeys.
1153
00:45:11,268 --> 00:45:12,203
Shh, shh.
1154
00:45:13,337 --> 00:45:14,671
Shh.
1155
00:45:16,307 --> 00:45:17,940
Wolves.
1156
00:45:17,942 --> 00:45:18,577
It's wolves.
1157
00:45:20,444 --> 00:45:22,044
Werewolves.
1158
00:45:22,046 --> 00:45:24,246
No, no werewolves, no Bigfoot,
1159
00:45:24,248 --> 00:45:26,382
it's probably just
a couple of coyotes.
1160
00:45:26,384 --> 00:45:28,117
It's cay-oats.
1161
00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:31,621
It's cay-oats not coyotes,
it's cay-oat country.
1162
00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:33,625
Cay-oat country.
1163
00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:39,096
Whatever the fuck it
is, it's getting closer.
1164
00:45:40,632 --> 00:45:42,097
Yeah.
1165
00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:43,033
He's right.
1166
00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:46,904
It's right there.
1167
00:45:50,975 --> 00:45:52,977
What the fuck is that?
1168
00:45:55,447 --> 00:45:56,548
Who's out there?
1169
00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:01,219
You better show yourself cause
I'm a badass park ranger.
1170
00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:04,489
- She's a badass.
- Shh!
1171
00:46:05,424 --> 00:46:07,257
What is that?
1172
00:46:07,259 --> 00:46:08,558
What the fuck is that light?
1173
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,261
It's fuckin' glowing
in the dark, man.
1174
00:46:11,263 --> 00:46:12,562
It might be one of
those fuckin' aliens,
1175
00:46:12,564 --> 00:46:14,232
y'all were talking
about earlier.
1176
00:46:15,367 --> 00:46:16,268
Switchblade your ass.
1177
00:46:19,004 --> 00:46:21,206
Fucking put a curse
on this fucking thing.
1178
00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:24,374
Whatever it is,
it's getting closer.
1179
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,409
Alright, boys, get ready.
1180
00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:28,578
Or we'll fuck your alien ass up!
1181
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,712
She's got the gun.
1182
00:46:29,714 --> 00:46:31,147
She goes first.
1183
00:46:31,149 --> 00:46:31,748
You, you shoot that
son of a bitch, alright?
1184
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:34,083
Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm.
1185
00:46:34,085 --> 00:46:35,018
Whoo!
1186
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,085
I got you, boys!
1187
00:46:36,721 --> 00:46:37,620
It was the strippers.
1188
00:46:37,622 --> 00:46:39,522
- Oh.
- Oh my God.
1189
00:46:39,524 --> 00:46:41,124
Yeah, whoo!
1190
00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:42,559
The strippers.
1191
00:46:42,561 --> 00:46:44,527
- Fucking party time!
- You have strippers?
1192
00:46:44,529 --> 00:46:46,630
Yes, time to get
this party started.
1193
00:46:46,632 --> 00:46:49,600
No, you told me this was
just a party in the woods.
1194
00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:52,770
I said bachelor party for
my pussy whipped friend.
1195
00:46:52,772 --> 00:46:54,370
Remember?
1196
00:46:54,372 --> 00:46:55,305
It wouldn't be a bachelor
party if we didn't
1197
00:46:55,307 --> 00:46:57,073
have some strippers, right?
1198
00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:58,475
I'm gonna get in
so much trouble.
1199
00:46:58,477 --> 00:47:00,143
You're not gonna
get in any trouble.
1200
00:47:00,145 --> 00:47:01,679
Just hang out with us.
1201
00:47:01,681 --> 00:47:03,581
Eat another brownie, you know?
1202
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:04,682
Vinny's got some more
of those brownies
1203
00:47:04,684 --> 00:47:06,517
- and you love that brownie.
- I like those brownies.
1204
00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:08,251
- Right.
- Okay, okay.
1205
00:47:08,253 --> 00:47:10,488
But everything has to be
cleaned out by the morning.
1206
00:47:10,490 --> 00:47:11,555
Everything.
1207
00:47:11,557 --> 00:47:13,089
- Hey.
- You got me?
1208
00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:14,324
Scout's honor.
1209
00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:15,526
Whatever that shit is, right?
1210
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,461
- We give our word, right?
- Alright.
1211
00:47:17,463 --> 00:47:18,395
Promise.
1212
00:47:18,397 --> 00:47:20,129
We will be off first light.
1213
00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:22,633
Alright, so, let's get
the party started, right?
1214
00:47:22,635 --> 00:47:24,301
You girls, ready?
1215
00:47:24,303 --> 00:47:25,136
Not yet.
1216
00:47:26,405 --> 00:47:27,638
What do you mean?
1217
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,342
You have
to pay our boss.
1218
00:47:30,476 --> 00:47:31,809
You brought your
boss out here?
1219
00:47:31,811 --> 00:47:34,578
Why would, why would you
bring your boss out here?
1220
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:37,080
To make sure you guys
don't get too out of hand.
1221
00:47:37,082 --> 00:47:39,118
To make sure you
pay before you play.
1222
00:47:40,853 --> 00:47:42,620
Okay.
1223
00:47:42,622 --> 00:47:44,622
Well, where is your boss?
1224
00:47:44,624 --> 00:47:45,458
Back there.
1225
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,561
Alright.
1226
00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:50,696
I'll go pay your boss.
1227
00:47:52,698 --> 00:47:55,866
- Take care of him.
- So who's ready
1228
00:47:55,868 --> 00:47:57,601
- for a good time?
- Well, hell yeah!
1229
00:47:57,603 --> 00:47:58,536
Let's do it, man.
1230
00:47:58,538 --> 00:48:00,371
Who's ready for a good time?
1231
00:48:00,373 --> 00:48:03,173
Whoo!
1232
00:48:03,175 --> 00:48:04,176
What's up, my man?
1233
00:48:05,478 --> 00:48:07,480
My friends call me
Jinx, what's your name?
1234
00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:09,348
Brick.
1235
00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:14,487
Brick, is that cause you're
built like a shit brickhouse?
1236
00:48:16,489 --> 00:48:17,323
Okay.
1237
00:48:19,726 --> 00:48:21,325
Right.
1238
00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:23,327
So is everything,
everything's good?
1239
00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:24,663
We're good, we're good to go?
1240
00:48:24,665 --> 00:48:25,732
You got the cash?
1241
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,701
Uh, yeah, yeah,
I got the cash.
1242
00:48:29,703 --> 00:48:30,568
600 bucks, right?
1243
00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:31,605
For two hours?
1244
00:48:33,506 --> 00:48:35,874
I got, uh, a few, some
20s and fives in there,
1245
00:48:35,876 --> 00:48:37,341
is that alright?
1246
00:48:37,343 --> 00:48:40,146
But, man, I assure you,
all 600 bucks is there.
1247
00:48:40,847 --> 00:48:42,482
You can count it if you like.
1248
00:48:44,451 --> 00:48:47,485
Same rules apply out here
as they do at the club.
1249
00:48:47,487 --> 00:48:50,256
Girls are topless
only, no touching.
1250
00:48:51,925 --> 00:48:53,658
So.
1251
00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,127
When you say no touching,
1252
00:48:56,730 --> 00:48:58,463
that just means that we
can't touch the girls
1253
00:48:58,465 --> 00:49:01,766
but, I mean, the girls can
touch us if they want to, right?
1254
00:49:01,768 --> 00:49:04,502
If they really want to, yes.
1255
00:49:04,504 --> 00:49:06,471
But that ain't
fittin' to happen.
1256
00:49:06,473 --> 00:49:08,707
And don't be forcing
yourself on 'em either
1257
00:49:08,709 --> 00:49:10,811
or you gonna have a
major fuckin' problem.
1258
00:49:12,913 --> 00:49:14,412
Well, we don't any major
1259
00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:16,681
fuckin' problems
with you, alright?
1260
00:49:16,683 --> 00:49:19,718
We're just a cool group
of guys over there.
1261
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,853
Everything's gonna be
cool, I promise you.
1262
00:49:21,855 --> 00:49:22,787
It's all good.
1263
00:49:22,789 --> 00:49:23,624
No problems.
1264
00:49:25,258 --> 00:49:27,292
Look, I'll be chillin'
over here from a distance
1265
00:49:27,294 --> 00:49:29,427
but I could still see what's up.
1266
00:49:29,429 --> 00:49:32,330
Don't make me go over there.
1267
00:49:32,332 --> 00:49:33,531
Okay, bro.
1268
00:49:33,533 --> 00:49:34,334
We're good!
1269
00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:39,437
You got an hour
and 55 minutes left.
1270
00:49:39,439 --> 00:49:41,706
Bring 'em back to this
spot and don't be late.
1271
00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,945
If you do, I'ma charge
you another 600 dollars.
1272
00:49:45,947 --> 00:49:48,446
Alright, well, we
will not be late.
1273
00:49:48,448 --> 00:49:49,681
- I will see you then.
- Hey, Jinx.
1274
00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:52,250
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Jinx, man, hey.
1275
00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,652
Fuck, you're big!
1276
00:49:53,654 --> 00:49:56,554
So I don't know if
you remember this,
1277
00:49:56,556 --> 00:49:59,792
but you made a promise
to Caroline and me
1278
00:49:59,794 --> 00:50:02,594
that there'd be no strippers.
1279
00:50:02,596 --> 00:50:03,563
There's two of 'em.
1280
00:50:04,464 --> 00:50:05,665
Yeah, that's right.
1281
00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,298
You know why I
made that promise?
1282
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:09,669
Cause you wanted to bitch out
and leave earlier, remember?
1283
00:50:09,671 --> 00:50:11,469
And if I told
Caroline the truth,
1284
00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:12,537
you wouldn't be here right now.
1285
00:50:12,539 --> 00:50:15,208
And also the bachelor
party's not for you, bro.
1286
00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:17,943
They're for guys like me.
1287
00:50:17,945 --> 00:50:21,346
Miserable bastards who hate
fucking being married, okay?
1288
00:50:21,348 --> 00:50:22,815
And single dudes.
1289
00:50:22,817 --> 00:50:24,717
So we're gonna go have
a good fuckin' time
1290
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,019
and if you don't wanna
have fun, man, that's okay.
1291
00:50:27,021 --> 00:50:28,688
You can just sit
back and watch, okay?
1292
00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:29,755
What's that
supposed to mean?
1293
00:50:29,757 --> 00:50:30,956
Dude, I'm telling you.
1294
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,825
Once you fuckin' put
that ring on that finger
1295
00:50:32,827 --> 00:50:34,026
your whole life's gonna change.
1296
00:50:34,028 --> 00:50:35,961
All those good times
you're having right now,
1297
00:50:35,963 --> 00:50:37,430
you can kiss that shit goodbye.
1298
00:50:37,432 --> 00:50:38,397
You're gonna sit
here and tell me,
1299
00:50:38,399 --> 00:50:40,866
oh, I'm so in love with Caroline
1300
00:50:40,868 --> 00:50:43,369
and I can't cheat,
looking at titties
1301
00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,538
and strippers is
cheating on her.
1302
00:50:46,841 --> 00:50:48,574
You know what I don't
understand about you, Jinx?
1303
00:50:48,576 --> 00:50:50,710
Is why you always gotta
be so fuckin' negative?
1304
00:50:50,712 --> 00:50:52,445
- Yeah, why you...
- Look, Caroline and I,
1305
00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:53,946
we love each other,
you've seen us together.
1306
00:50:53,948 --> 00:50:57,316
We never argue and we
have plenty of sex.
1307
00:50:57,318 --> 00:50:58,818
Yeah.
1308
00:50:58,820 --> 00:50:59,785
The good
times are over, bro.
1309
00:50:59,787 --> 00:51:01,454
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1310
00:51:01,456 --> 00:51:03,956
I'm talkin' about
all that wild sex
1311
00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:05,391
you're talkin'
about you have now
1312
00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:07,560
and you're soulmates
and she sucks your cock
1313
00:51:07,562 --> 00:51:09,428
and swallows and
all that, right?
1314
00:51:09,430 --> 00:51:10,863
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
1315
00:51:10,865 --> 00:51:13,532
Put the ring on her finger
and then talk to me.
1316
00:51:13,534 --> 00:51:15,901
You're gonna be watching
that reality TV bullshit,
1317
00:51:15,903 --> 00:51:18,471
- Housewives, fuckin'...
- Oh, we love that show.
1318
00:51:18,473 --> 00:51:19,305
Of course, see?
1319
00:51:19,307 --> 00:51:20,040
It's already started.
1320
00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,674
How 'bout Vanderpump Rules, man?
1321
00:51:21,676 --> 00:51:24,643
You know Vanderpump,
Vanderpump Rules, huh?
1322
00:51:24,645 --> 00:51:26,847
Yeah, that's fucking
crazy, too, man.
1323
00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:28,748
My life is fuckin' miserable!
1324
00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,884
It fucking sucks!
1325
00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:32,318
Okay?
1326
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,087
I just wanna see
some new titties.
1327
00:51:34,089 --> 00:51:35,789
I just want 'em to,
like, poke their nipples
1328
00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,690
around my face and
they might do it
1329
00:51:37,692 --> 00:51:38,825
around my mouth cause
I remember that once.
1330
00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:40,493
They kinda, mm, you know?
1331
00:51:40,495 --> 00:51:41,862
Maybe something
like that'll happen.
1332
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:42,696
Look, I'm just gonna.
1333
00:51:42,698 --> 00:51:43,864
Alright, let me
just say this, okay?
1334
00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:45,331
It's just not a good idea, man.
1335
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,833
It's really not and I'm
gonna go on the record
1336
00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:48,935
and I'm gonna say, this
isn't gonna end well.
1337
00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:49,736
It's not.
1338
00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:50,704
I'm tellin' you.
1339
00:51:50,706 --> 00:51:52,038
It's gonna be just fine
1340
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,940
because you're gonna keep
your fuckin' mouth shut
1341
00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,508
and have a good time.
1342
00:51:55,510 --> 00:51:58,377
Okay, both of y'all sound
like two bitches right now.
1343
00:51:58,379 --> 00:52:00,046
This one's pussy whipped.
1344
00:52:00,048 --> 00:52:01,581
I'm not pussy whipped!
1345
00:52:01,583 --> 00:52:02,783
Why does everybody
keep saying that to me?
1346
00:52:02,785 --> 00:52:03,917
Because you're fucking
pussy whipped, man.
1347
00:52:03,919 --> 00:52:05,417
Even he, he doesn't
even fucking know you
1348
00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:06,653
and he knows you're
pussy whipped.
1349
00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:07,788
You're pussy whipped.
1350
00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,388
- Okay, here's the deal.
- Listen, dude.
1351
00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:10,824
Hey, hey, hey,
that's enough, okay?
1352
00:52:10,826 --> 00:52:11,992
He said we had an
hour and 50 minutes,
1353
00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:12,826
we've already spent what?
1354
00:52:12,828 --> 00:52:14,494
Five, what time is it?
1355
00:52:14,496 --> 00:52:15,796
Oh yeah, you got an
hour and 40 minutes left.
1356
00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:17,063
Alright, that's
it, we're going.
1357
00:52:17,065 --> 00:52:18,431
Go back to the fuckin' camp,
1358
00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:19,699
- we're going.
- Just don't let.
1359
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:20,500
Hey, I don't want
'em dancin' on me.
1360
00:52:20,502 --> 00:52:21,735
Brick, we're goin'.
1361
00:52:21,737 --> 00:52:22,504
Brick, don't let
'em dance on me.
1362
00:52:23,872 --> 00:52:26,842
So where is the lucky
bachelor for the night tonight?
1363
00:52:28,377 --> 00:52:30,644
Okay, so, who's up first?
1364
00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:33,580
Well, he should be first
cause he's the bachelor
1365
00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:35,816
but he's pussy whipped
1366
00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:37,851
and his woman doesn't
want him to have any fun
1367
00:52:37,853 --> 00:52:39,853
at his bachelor party cause
he's not allowed to have one.
1368
00:52:39,855 --> 00:52:41,421
So.
1369
00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:43,157
I'm goin' first.
1370
00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:45,159
Hey, why can't I go first?
1371
00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:46,593
You're not goin', man.
1372
00:52:46,595 --> 00:52:47,861
You wouldn't even
know what to do.
1373
00:52:47,863 --> 00:52:49,696
Just chill out.
1374
00:52:49,698 --> 00:52:51,498
Watch and learn.
1375
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,900
Let your uncle show you
how it's done, okay?
1376
00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:55,637
No, I'm goin' first.
1377
00:52:56,839 --> 00:52:58,139
What?
1378
00:52:58,141 --> 00:52:59,739
You wanna go first?
1379
00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:01,708
You hear that boys?
1380
00:53:01,710 --> 00:53:02,977
Tell you what,
1381
00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:05,982
you dance on her and
you can dance on me.
1382
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,686
Bring it in.
1383
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,633
Oh, yes.
1384
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:33,168
Oh.
1385
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:37,973
Oh, motherfucker, I'm putting
this shit on the internet
1386
00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,843
and then we'll see who's getting
married now, motherfucker.
1387
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,812
That's right, I'm
getting the last laugh.
1388
00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:46,081
Oh, yeah.
1389
00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,084
Grind it up.
1390
00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:48,852
That's it.
1391
00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:53,958
Fuck every branch on the
way down the breakup tree.
1392
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,524
Fuckin' hate spiders.
1393
00:54:56,526 --> 00:54:57,161
The fuck?
1394
00:54:58,762 --> 00:54:59,897
Got, shit.
1395
00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,131
Oh, damn.
1396
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,933
Hey!
1397
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:06,670
Keep your hands to yourself!
1398
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:08,906
Shit.
1399
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,974
Damn, I swear they
act like they ain't
1400
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,243
never seen no pussy before.
1401
00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,812
Look at that, it don't
make no damn sense.
1402
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:20,015
I swear on my life,
what the fuck?
1403
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,127
Okay, she's like
getting loose.
1404
00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,161
Get it!
1405
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,863
I wish that was me.
1406
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,198
Yes, look at her go.
1407
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,334
Oh my God.
1408
00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:40,769
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, I cannot believe
1409
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,170
she just put her hand there.
1410
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,908
Knock, knock.
1411
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:48,210
Are you ready for my cock?
1412
00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:49,845
Yeah!
1413
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,748
Yeah, I am.
1414
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,182
Oh my God, I can't believe
1415
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:55,617
she's getting
married in one week.
1416
00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:57,119
Me either.
1417
00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:57,986
I don't know how she's gonna
give up girls' night out.
1418
00:55:57,988 --> 00:56:00,055
I don't think
she will, I mean,
1419
00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,857
seriously I don't think
she's gonna give it up
1420
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,359
just because she's
getting married.
1421
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:05,328
Oh my God, y'all,
look at Caroline's page.
1422
00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:07,029
What is it?
1423
00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:08,131
It's Pat dancing with two
naked chicks in the woods.
1424
00:56:08,133 --> 00:56:10,832
Oh shit, she's
gonna freak the fuck out!
1425
00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:13,169
I know, she doesn't
even allow him to drink.
1426
00:56:13,171 --> 00:56:14,370
Should we tell her?
1427
00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,072
No, no, no, no.
1428
00:56:16,074 --> 00:56:18,542
She'll flip the fuck out
and ruin the night, don't.
1429
00:56:21,079 --> 00:56:24,149
Ten thousand views
in five minutes?
1430
00:56:29,287 --> 00:56:31,154
Caroline, where are you going?
1431
00:56:31,156 --> 00:56:33,089
Watch where the
fuck you're goin'.
1432
00:56:33,091 --> 00:56:35,724
Fuck you, you don't
wanna fuck with me tonight.
1433
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:36,893
- Break it up, break it up.
- Really?
1434
00:56:36,895 --> 00:56:38,261
You better take your ass off.
1435
00:56:38,263 --> 00:56:40,331
Yeah, good idea,
you fucking cunt.
1436
00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,135
- Should we go get her?
- No, no, no, leave it.
1437
00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:47,403
Leave it.
1438
00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:58,414
Get it, get it!
1439
00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,249
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
1440
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,953
Have a great night!
1441
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,084
Yeah!
1442
00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:43,987
Yeah!
1443
00:58:43,989 --> 00:58:45,222
Quiet!
1444
00:58:45,224 --> 00:58:46,356
Shut up!
1445
00:58:46,358 --> 00:58:47,525
Quiet!
1446
00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:48,526
Everybody, cool, cool.
1447
00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:49,993
- What's up?
- Shh.
1448
00:58:49,995 --> 00:58:51,795
Officer
Bates, where are you?
1449
00:58:51,797 --> 00:58:53,197
Officer Bates.
1450
00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:54,532
How's everything
going at Cherokee Creek?
1451
00:58:54,534 --> 00:58:56,099
You never checked in.
1452
00:58:56,101 --> 00:58:57,901
Oh, that was
just a false alarm.
1453
00:58:57,903 --> 00:58:59,337
Everything looks
good, it's all fine.
1454
00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:00,538
I checked out the north side,
1455
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:01,905
I'm gonna go check
out the east side now.
1456
00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:03,073
Sounds
good, ten-four.
1457
00:59:03,075 --> 00:59:03,909
Ten-four.
1458
00:59:05,978 --> 00:59:07,211
- Alright.
- Alright!
1459
00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:10,113
Everybody, clean
up this crap, okay?
1460
00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,349
All of it!
1461
00:59:11,351 --> 00:59:13,284
Or I'm gonna find
you in the morning.
1462
00:59:13,286 --> 00:59:14,117
- Hey.
- Everything.
1463
00:59:14,119 --> 00:59:16,019
We're good, we're
good, we're good.
1464
00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:18,789
I'm talking the plates, the
cups, everything else, okay?
1465
00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:19,957
There's beer everywhere.
1466
00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:20,857
We don't need a fire.
1467
00:59:20,859 --> 00:59:21,494
Give me my hat.
1468
00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:24,229
Alright, we will
clean it up right now.
1469
00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:25,396
Thank you, thank you so much.
1470
00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:28,132
Jarrett, pick up all this
shit and throw it in the tent.
1471
00:59:28,134 --> 00:59:29,267
Okay.
1472
00:59:29,269 --> 00:59:31,536
Get that for me,
man, I gotta take a leak.
1473
00:59:31,538 --> 00:59:35,306
I saw these titty
bitches all over you
1474
00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:37,275
in the woods and you promised me
1475
00:59:37,277 --> 00:59:39,043
there wouldn't be
strippers and now
1476
00:59:39,045 --> 00:59:41,512
you're not picking up
your phone, I wonder why.
1477
00:59:41,514 --> 00:59:43,314
I wonder why, Pat.
1478
00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:45,283
I am going to keep calling you
1479
00:59:45,285 --> 00:59:47,919
until I find you in
those fucking woods
1480
00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,454
and I'm going to sit you down.
1481
00:59:49,456 --> 00:59:50,789
Roll the window down.
1482
00:59:52,492 --> 00:59:53,958
Have one hell of a talk
1483
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,861
because right now I am
questioning everything.
1484
00:59:56,863 --> 00:59:58,296
Everything, Pat.
1485
00:59:58,298 --> 01:00:01,332
Call me back.
1486
01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,267
What?
1487
01:00:02,269 --> 01:00:04,235
You owe me for two
dances and three drinks.
1488
01:00:04,237 --> 01:00:05,169
What are you talking about?
1489
01:00:05,171 --> 01:00:06,537
No, it's my bachelorette party.
1490
01:00:06,539 --> 01:00:08,239
My friends are in
there, they've got me,
1491
01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,240
go talk to them.
1492
01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:11,309
Listen, there's no way
you're getting married.
1493
01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,144
No dude would marry some chick
1494
01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:14,279
that's hanging out at a dick bar
1495
01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:17,282
every weekend with a life
filled with such debauchery.
1496
01:00:17,284 --> 01:00:18,584
There's no bachelorette party,
1497
01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:20,051
you don't have any friends,
1498
01:00:20,053 --> 01:00:21,386
you're going home
to feed your cats.
1499
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:23,087
What?
1500
01:00:23,089 --> 01:00:24,289
What the fuck does that
have to do with anything?
1501
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:27,258
I don't owe you
shit, okay, dimwit?
1502
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,926
Listen, there's no
need to be a bitch.
1503
01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:33,031
I need you to pay for
two dances, three drinks.
1504
01:00:33,033 --> 01:00:34,299
I see you in here every weekend
1505
01:00:34,301 --> 01:00:36,100
spending money on them
dicks like it's crack.
1506
01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:38,069
So I need you to go ahead
and crack open that purse
1507
01:00:38,071 --> 01:00:40,406
and pay for the two dances
and three drinks that you got.
1508
01:00:40,408 --> 01:00:42,641
Okay, fine, don't be such
a fucking dick about it.
1509
01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:44,345
Jesus Christ.
1510
01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:49,517
Two dances, three
drinks, pay up.
1511
01:01:07,635 --> 01:01:08,469
Oh!
1512
01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:17,076
Little chickee, eat a banana.
1513
01:01:17,078 --> 01:01:19,078
And I'll show you a big daddy.
1514
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,112
That's right.
1515
01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:25,384
You gonna get a
workout tonight, Bubba.
1516
01:01:25,386 --> 01:01:27,086
That's right.
1517
01:01:27,088 --> 01:01:27,922
Big time.
1518
01:01:30,591 --> 01:01:31,926
Ooh, that bitch is hot.
1519
01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:33,627
Mmhmm.
1520
01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:35,529
What the fuck?
1521
01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:37,696
Hey, man.
1522
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,998
You must be the producer
that Jinx told me about.
1523
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,467
Drew?
1524
01:01:41,469 --> 01:01:44,605
Oh yeah, you must be
the aspiring actor, Dusty.
1525
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,573
How tall are you?
1526
01:01:47,575 --> 01:01:49,508
How tall do you want me to be?
1527
01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:53,345
Well, the job posting said
you had to be at least 6'5
1528
01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:56,515
or taller, you look
like you're barely 5'11.
1529
01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:58,417
Well, hey man,
don't worry about it
1530
01:01:58,419 --> 01:02:00,386
because between you and
me, I have some KISS boots
1531
01:02:00,388 --> 01:02:03,389
back in my car that
are ready to strap on.
1532
01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:05,057
Well, we got bigger problems.
1533
01:02:05,059 --> 01:02:07,328
What the fuck are you wearing?
1534
01:02:08,697 --> 01:02:11,466
What happened to the costume
we gave you at the studio?
1535
01:02:13,402 --> 01:02:15,535
This looks like some
cheap piece of shit
1536
01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:19,706
you'd get at a local retail
outlet for a Halloween party.
1537
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,408
Well, here's the thing, man.
1538
01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:22,542
That suit that you guys gave me
1539
01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:26,413
was so fucking hot and it
smelled like absolute shit
1540
01:02:26,415 --> 01:02:28,180
whenever I got into it, man.
1541
01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,283
I picked this up for
50 dollars at the store
1542
01:02:30,285 --> 01:02:33,188
and it works just as good
and it looks fucking cool.
1543
01:02:34,589 --> 01:02:36,691
Please tell me you know
what method acting is.
1544
01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:39,759
Well, here's the thing,
1545
01:02:39,761 --> 01:02:43,061
I haven't been
doing this that long
1546
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,664
but I'm a really quick learner
1547
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,032
and as long as you tell me
what to do, I can do it.
1548
01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:48,601
I watch a lot of movies
1549
01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:51,037
and it really can't be
that hard to pick up.
1550
01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:54,274
Oh, we are so fucked.
1551
01:02:54,276 --> 01:02:55,577
Alright, listen.
1552
01:02:56,778 --> 01:03:01,047
Method acting is committing
to the part 100 percent, okay?
1553
01:03:01,049 --> 01:03:02,682
You don't even know
where you begin
1554
01:03:02,684 --> 01:03:04,617
- and the character ends.
- Yeah.
1555
01:03:04,619 --> 01:03:08,123
Basically, you cease
to exist as a person.
1556
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:13,092
Now listen to me, I
want you to be Bigfoot.
1557
01:03:13,094 --> 01:03:16,563
Alright, so go and
be Bigfoot, alright?
1558
01:03:16,565 --> 01:03:20,768
Get your KISS boots, put 'em
on and put on the costume
1559
01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:24,304
that we gave you
originally to wear.
1560
01:03:24,306 --> 01:03:26,072
Okay, yeah, I
think I can do that.
1561
01:03:26,074 --> 01:03:27,607
No, don't think
you could do it.
1562
01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:30,276
You either do it
or you don't do it.
1563
01:03:30,278 --> 01:03:31,511
Okay, man, I can do it.
1564
01:03:31,513 --> 01:03:33,681
I just, just relax a little bit.
1565
01:03:33,683 --> 01:03:36,516
I want a hundred
percent method.
1566
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:38,218
Get in there and fucking growl,
1567
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,687
fucking thrash shit
around, alright?
1568
01:03:39,689 --> 01:03:42,590
Bigfoot's not a pussy, so
quit acting like a pussy.
1569
01:03:42,592 --> 01:03:44,457
- No more pussy talk!
- So don't be a pussy.
1570
01:03:44,459 --> 01:03:45,626
I won't!
1571
01:03:45,628 --> 01:03:49,062
Oh my God, I cannot believe
Vinny Blades is out here.
1572
01:03:49,064 --> 01:03:52,600
I've seen all his movies and
his music is badass, too.
1573
01:03:52,602 --> 01:03:53,400
I know.
1574
01:03:53,402 --> 01:03:54,602
I love 80s rock.
1575
01:03:54,604 --> 01:03:57,103
Maybe later we can
double team him.
1576
01:03:57,105 --> 01:03:58,339
I'm all for that.
1577
01:03:58,341 --> 01:04:00,774
I mean, shit, and
those eyes, oh my God.
1578
01:04:00,776 --> 01:04:01,742
I know.
1579
01:04:01,744 --> 01:04:03,644
All his friends are such dorks.
1580
01:04:03,646 --> 01:04:06,079
How do you think
they know him?
1581
01:04:06,081 --> 01:04:07,548
They probably work
for him or something.
1582
01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:09,252
Part of his entourage.
1583
01:04:10,586 --> 01:04:12,085
I don't think he could
actually be friends with them.
1584
01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:12,720
Me either.
1585
01:04:13,556 --> 01:04:14,555
Oh my God.
1586
01:04:18,427 --> 01:04:19,729
Please tell me that was you.
1587
01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:22,696
What do you mean?
1588
01:04:22,698 --> 01:04:25,766
Please, tell me you put
a bloody hand out there
1589
01:04:25,768 --> 01:04:26,702
for them to find.
1590
01:04:27,703 --> 01:04:29,837
Uh, oh, oh yeah.
1591
01:04:29,839 --> 01:04:31,505
No, no, no, that was me.
1592
01:04:31,507 --> 01:04:34,308
I put a bloody hand and
some other stuff out there.
1593
01:04:34,310 --> 01:04:35,609
No, yeah, that was all me.
1594
01:04:35,611 --> 01:04:36,844
Okay, okay.
1595
01:04:36,846 --> 01:04:38,679
And you took care
of the vehicles?
1596
01:04:38,681 --> 01:04:40,447
And the cell phones?
1597
01:04:40,449 --> 01:04:43,684
Well, the vehicles, yes,
but the cell phones, no.
1598
01:04:43,686 --> 01:04:45,653
Oh, fuck, alright, look.
1599
01:04:45,655 --> 01:04:46,754
Gonna have to haul
ass in the camp
1600
01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:48,188
while they're all
out checking out
1601
01:04:48,190 --> 01:04:49,657
what the girls are
freaking out about.
1602
01:04:49,659 --> 01:04:51,725
Alright, all the cell
phones they're in
1603
01:04:51,727 --> 01:04:53,727
the tent Chad's in, alright?
1604
01:04:53,729 --> 01:04:56,330
And don't fuck this up if you
wanna be in one of my movies.
1605
01:04:56,332 --> 01:04:57,464
You got it, I won't.
1606
01:04:57,466 --> 01:04:58,767
- No, no, no, I got it.
- Go now.
1607
01:04:58,769 --> 01:05:00,735
Get the fuck outta here, Chaka.
1608
01:05:00,737 --> 01:05:02,236
Yeah, I got it, man!
1609
01:05:02,238 --> 01:05:04,471
I won't let you down, sir!
1610
01:05:04,473 --> 01:05:05,308
Fuck.
1611
01:05:06,810 --> 01:05:08,142
Hey!
1612
01:05:08,144 --> 01:05:10,177
What's goin' on?
1613
01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:11,613
I, I don't know,
there's like something
1614
01:05:11,615 --> 01:05:13,615
over here that's
dead, I don't know.
1615
01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,416
Shit, is that a bloody skull?
1616
01:05:15,418 --> 01:05:16,818
A bloody foot?
1617
01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:20,254
And some, something or
someone must've killed it.
1618
01:05:20,256 --> 01:05:21,690
Why didn't you call me
to come and protect you?
1619
01:05:21,692 --> 01:05:22,724
I could've done that.
1620
01:05:22,726 --> 01:05:23,760
What the hell is that?
1621
01:05:24,828 --> 01:05:27,394
Did some sort of animal attack?
1622
01:05:27,396 --> 01:05:28,430
Well, it could
be, I mean shit.
1623
01:05:28,432 --> 01:05:30,297
They've had a lot of
Bigfoot sightings out here,
1624
01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,666
that's why we brought Pat
here in the first place.
1625
01:05:31,668 --> 01:05:33,167
Whoa, you think
there's a Bigfoot
1626
01:05:33,169 --> 01:05:34,869
running around here
killing people?
1627
01:05:34,871 --> 01:05:36,270
Well, yeah, why wouldn't it?
1628
01:05:36,272 --> 01:05:38,506
No, no, no, you
guys Bigfoot wouldn't,
1629
01:05:38,508 --> 01:05:39,741
Bigfoot wouldn't hurt
anybody, you know,
1630
01:05:39,743 --> 01:05:43,878
unless you're fuckin'
with his territory.
1631
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,715
Or him.
1632
01:05:45,782 --> 01:05:46,648
You know?
1633
01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:48,883
Come on, you know,
you know the rules.
1634
01:05:48,885 --> 01:05:49,884
I told y'all.
1635
01:05:49,886 --> 01:05:51,586
- Rules?
- I don't know.
1636
01:05:51,588 --> 01:05:52,754
I ain't never heard of
no fucking Bigfoot rules.
1637
01:05:52,756 --> 01:05:53,688
Did you guys?
1638
01:05:53,690 --> 01:05:55,290
I don't know what
the fucking rules are.
1639
01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:56,858
Did you tell me some rules?
1640
01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:58,193
Dude, I ain't never
heard no fucking rules.
1641
01:05:58,195 --> 01:05:59,327
Guys!
1642
01:05:59,329 --> 01:05:59,928
What?
1643
01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:01,329
Rules!
1644
01:06:01,331 --> 01:06:02,430
Alright, fine,
what are the rules?
1645
01:06:02,432 --> 01:06:07,204
You don't piss or shit
or fornicate in his area.
1646
01:06:07,804 --> 01:06:08,205
His territory.
1647
01:06:09,706 --> 01:06:10,538
What, out here?
1648
01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,740
Yeah.
1649
01:06:11,742 --> 01:06:12,841
Cause it's just
disrespectful, man.
1650
01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:17,746
Like, he's an animal just
like all the other animals.
1651
01:06:17,748 --> 01:06:18,580
What?
1652
01:06:18,582 --> 01:06:20,717
Yeah, he's just
bigger and scarier.
1653
01:06:21,919 --> 01:06:23,251
That's all people do is piss
1654
01:06:23,253 --> 01:06:24,486
and shit and fornicate
in the woods.
1655
01:06:24,488 --> 01:06:26,989
Um, okay, so I just
pissed in the woods,
1656
01:06:26,991 --> 01:06:28,723
is he gonna come kill me now?
1657
01:06:28,725 --> 01:06:30,928
- Yeah, so did I.
- Uh.
1658
01:06:33,597 --> 01:06:35,263
Yeah, what's the
rules with the women?
1659
01:06:35,265 --> 01:06:36,766
I don't know, I
mean they're female so
1660
01:06:36,768 --> 01:06:39,969
you might be alright but
I'm not a hundred percent.
1661
01:06:39,971 --> 01:06:43,638
You don't really believe
in Bigfoot, do you?
1662
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,307
It had to have been
another human, a bear,
1663
01:06:46,309 --> 01:06:49,310
some other animal, I don't
believe that nonsense.
1664
01:06:49,312 --> 01:06:50,846
Um, I'm sure
you're right, Bambi.
1665
01:06:50,848 --> 01:06:53,816
I mean, after all we do
have these, you know,
1666
01:06:53,818 --> 01:06:55,885
handsome strong men
to come protect us.
1667
01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,620
Well, of course.
1668
01:06:57,622 --> 01:06:58,654
That's right.
1669
01:06:58,656 --> 01:07:00,823
I would never let anything
happen to you girls.
1670
01:07:00,825 --> 01:07:02,225
Not as long as I'm here.
1671
01:07:05,463 --> 01:07:06,464
Hey, Bambi.
1672
01:07:07,865 --> 01:07:10,298
Thanks for making this
the best night of my life.
1673
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,502
Could I maybe get your
e-mail or your phone number?
1674
01:07:13,504 --> 01:07:14,737
Maybe your Instagram handle?
1675
01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,639
You're so sweet.
1676
01:07:16,641 --> 01:07:19,341
You can look me up on
Facebook and add me
1677
01:07:19,343 --> 01:07:21,844
and after we're friends,
you can see when I'm working
1678
01:07:21,846 --> 01:07:23,779
and come get some
dances at the club.
1679
01:07:23,781 --> 01:07:24,947
Awesome!
1680
01:07:24,949 --> 01:07:28,384
That sounds great,
yeah, I'll see you soon.
1681
01:07:28,386 --> 01:07:29,552
Okay.
1682
01:07:29,554 --> 01:07:30,986
Get back over here, man.
1683
01:07:30,988 --> 01:07:32,688
Alright.
1684
01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:34,657
Yeah, yeah, go to the club
and spend all your money.
1685
01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:35,858
Smart man.
1686
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:36,894
Good job.
1687
01:07:39,063 --> 01:07:40,062
What the hell, man, you alright?
1688
01:07:40,064 --> 01:07:41,831
- You alright?
- You okay?
1689
01:07:43,701 --> 01:07:44,533
What the fuck, man?
1690
01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:45,367
That hit me!
1691
01:07:45,369 --> 01:07:46,302
Oh.
1692
01:07:46,304 --> 01:07:47,369
Oh, dude, dude, you okay?
1693
01:07:47,371 --> 01:07:48,304
What the fuck?
1694
01:07:48,306 --> 01:07:49,772
What the fuck's going on?
1695
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:50,639
I, I don't think, I don't
think I feel very good.
1696
01:07:50,641 --> 01:07:51,774
Think it hit me
in the eye, dude.
1697
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:52,908
Thanks.
1698
01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:54,010
You smell like shit, man.
1699
01:07:54,012 --> 01:07:55,778
Hey, you know what, guys?
1700
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,080
I think we need to
get him back to camp.
1701
01:07:57,082 --> 01:07:58,814
Yeah, I can't
party with you guys.
1702
01:07:58,816 --> 01:07:59,815
Get him outta here, man.
1703
01:07:59,817 --> 01:08:02,618
Alright, guys, I think
I was drugged, you know?
1704
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,020
Hey, uh, me and Vinny
are gonna take care
1705
01:08:04,022 --> 01:08:05,554
of the girls, we'll
get 'em back to Brick.
1706
01:08:05,556 --> 01:08:06,822
- Bye, girls.
- What?
1707
01:08:06,824 --> 01:08:08,357
We'll catch up with
y'all later, alright?
1708
01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:25,443
Fucking party with
fuckin' harlots without me?
1709
01:08:29,347 --> 01:08:31,984
I'm pissing in the
fucking cooler.
1710
01:08:38,090 --> 01:08:38,924
Okay.
1711
01:08:39,825 --> 01:08:40,859
Oh.
1712
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,594
Ah, yeah.
1713
01:08:51,637 --> 01:08:54,037
Wait, that's my
tent, that's my tent.
1714
01:08:56,475 --> 01:08:57,976
Taste the rainbow.
1715
01:08:58,944 --> 01:09:00,877
I get the best seat in town.
1716
01:09:00,879 --> 01:09:02,078
Ooh.
1717
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,513
Hey!
1718
01:09:03,515 --> 01:09:05,417
Fucking watch out, you
almost hit my dick!
1719
01:09:09,955 --> 01:09:11,890
Ah, guys, fuckin' stop.
1720
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,929
Ah, fucking dickhead.
1721
01:09:17,896 --> 01:09:20,063
Fucking shit, fucking cut it,
1722
01:09:20,065 --> 01:09:21,800
ah, fuck you!
1723
01:09:23,035 --> 01:09:24,034
Ow!
1724
01:09:24,036 --> 01:09:25,635
You fuckin' asshole.
1725
01:09:25,637 --> 01:09:27,003
Ow!
1726
01:09:27,005 --> 01:09:28,172
Ah!
1727
01:09:28,174 --> 01:09:29,840
Ow!
1728
01:09:35,747 --> 01:09:36,815
Stop, guys!
1729
01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:40,552
Guys, fucking stop!
1730
01:09:42,055 --> 01:09:46,924
Stop, okay, I'm sorry I
peed on the camp, okay?
1731
01:09:46,926 --> 01:09:49,126
Just fucking cut it out.
1732
01:09:50,897 --> 01:09:51,996
Who's fucking doing that?
1733
01:09:51,998 --> 01:09:53,630
Stop that shit.
1734
01:09:53,632 --> 01:09:54,832
That fucking.
1735
01:09:57,070 --> 01:09:58,938
Fucking God, please.
1736
01:10:01,875 --> 01:10:03,040
I don't, thou.
1737
01:10:03,042 --> 01:10:05,745
Thou art the father in Heaven,
1738
01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:10,884
in Heaven, come unto
glory for fucking, think,
1739
01:10:12,752 --> 01:10:13,918
and break the trespassers.
1740
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,452
What the fuck?
1741
01:10:15,454 --> 01:10:16,187
Oh my fucking God.
1742
01:10:16,189 --> 01:10:17,655
Oh, straight to voicemail?
1743
01:10:17,657 --> 01:10:19,156
You turned your phone off?
1744
01:10:19,158 --> 01:10:20,992
Motherfucker, I'm
gonna embarrass you
1745
01:10:20,994 --> 01:10:22,159
in front of all of your friends,
1746
01:10:22,161 --> 01:10:23,527
how does that sound?
1747
01:10:23,529 --> 01:10:24,461
Yeah, that's right,
motherfucker.
1748
01:10:24,463 --> 01:10:26,931
I put a tracker on your phone.
1749
01:10:34,207 --> 01:10:35,907
Fuck, stop, fuck, I'm awake.
1750
01:10:35,909 --> 01:10:37,875
You fucking noise, fuck!
1751
01:10:41,614 --> 01:10:43,014
Shit.
1752
01:10:56,263 --> 01:10:57,495
Shit.
1753
01:10:57,497 --> 01:10:59,532
Shit every fucking where.
1754
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:00,998
Shit.
1755
01:11:09,276 --> 01:11:10,110
Shit.
1756
01:11:13,213 --> 01:11:14,980
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Uh oh.
1757
01:11:14,982 --> 01:11:16,681
- Oh, he's gonna blow.
- Oh, oh, oh.
1758
01:11:16,683 --> 01:11:17,983
Ooh!
1759
01:11:17,985 --> 01:11:18,749
- Aww.
- Dude.
1760
01:11:18,751 --> 01:11:21,086
Oh, I'm not
lookin' over there.
1761
01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:22,120
I'm okay.
1762
01:11:22,122 --> 01:11:24,522
Hey, where is it?
1763
01:11:24,524 --> 01:11:25,991
- Where's my phone?
- Okay, it's over here.
1764
01:11:25,993 --> 01:11:26,925
- Find my phone.
- We'll get it.
1765
01:11:26,927 --> 01:11:29,094
- Okay, okay, alright.
- Watch your step.
1766
01:11:29,096 --> 01:11:30,295
Oh, log, log, log.
1767
01:11:30,297 --> 01:11:31,263
There's a log there,
there's a log.
1768
01:11:31,265 --> 01:11:33,564
Okay, log, log, yep.
1769
01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:35,599
- Is it in here?
- Yeah, can you get in there?
1770
01:11:35,601 --> 01:11:38,072
Oh, easy, easy, easy!
1771
01:11:39,974 --> 01:11:41,039
You can
1772
01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:42,242
check that out, I'm not.
1773
01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:44,144
He's okay.
1774
01:11:45,145 --> 01:11:46,945
Hey.
1775
01:11:46,947 --> 01:11:47,813
- He's okay.
- Okay.
1776
01:11:47,815 --> 01:11:50,015
Hey, listen, speaking
of cell phones,
1777
01:11:50,017 --> 01:11:51,883
my portable cell phone charger,
1778
01:11:51,885 --> 01:11:53,285
I left it in the car.
1779
01:11:53,287 --> 01:11:54,219
I'ma have to go get it, man.
1780
01:11:54,221 --> 01:11:55,187
- What?
- Yeah.
1781
01:11:55,189 --> 01:11:56,888
I can't be without a cellphone.
1782
01:11:56,890 --> 01:11:59,624
Hey, you take care of him,
I'll be back in a few.
1783
01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:00,859
- You got this.
- What?
1784
01:12:00,861 --> 01:12:02,563
No, you can't leave me with him!
1785
01:12:03,731 --> 01:12:05,864
- Jarrett!
- Hey.
1786
01:12:05,866 --> 01:12:07,933
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, there's a lantern.
1787
01:12:07,935 --> 01:12:11,005
- There you go.
- I have to call Caroline.
1788
01:12:15,009 --> 01:12:17,075
- Hey, Pat!
- What?
1789
01:12:17,077 --> 01:12:18,310
Uh, Chad's gone.
1790
01:12:18,312 --> 01:12:19,947
Who gives a shit?
1791
01:12:21,081 --> 01:12:24,182
I should've knocked
him out years ago
1792
01:12:24,184 --> 01:12:26,718
for his shit mouth tying.
1793
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,788
Go get my phone!
1794
01:12:29,089 --> 01:12:30,657
I gotta call Caroline.
1795
01:12:34,762 --> 01:12:37,095
- Uh, Pat?
- Huh?
1796
01:12:37,097 --> 01:12:39,698
Uh, phone is broke
into a bunch of pieces.
1797
01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,800
What do you mean
broke into pieces?
1798
01:12:41,802 --> 01:12:44,370
I guess when Chad woke
up from being knocked out,
1799
01:12:44,372 --> 01:12:47,639
he got really pissed and
smashed up our phones
1800
01:12:47,641 --> 01:12:48,907
and then he left.
1801
01:12:48,909 --> 01:12:50,176
You know it sounds
just like something
1802
01:12:50,178 --> 01:12:52,844
that asshole would
do, you know that?
1803
01:12:52,846 --> 01:12:54,113
Oh, I'm fucked up.
1804
01:12:54,115 --> 01:12:55,181
I'm pretty, I'm
fading fast, man.
1805
01:12:55,183 --> 01:12:56,615
I can't.
1806
01:12:56,617 --> 01:12:57,783
I can't deal with
this right now, okay?
1807
01:12:57,785 --> 01:12:59,651
I'll find him in the morning.
1808
01:12:59,653 --> 01:13:00,886
I'll give him a sandwich.
1809
01:13:00,888 --> 01:13:02,123
I'll give him a
knuckle sandwich.
1810
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:06,359
What am I supposed to do?
1811
01:13:06,361 --> 01:13:08,161
Shut up and go to sleep.
1812
01:13:08,163 --> 01:13:09,761
I can't go to sleep!
1813
01:13:09,763 --> 01:13:12,298
I slept for 16 hours straight
for this badass party,
1814
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,700
I wanna get some action!
1815
01:13:14,869 --> 01:13:16,335
Plus I need somebody
cool to hang out with.
1816
01:13:16,337 --> 01:13:19,405
Oh my God, just stop talking.
1817
01:13:19,407 --> 01:13:21,841
Leave me alone, go
sleep in Chad's tent.
1818
01:13:21,843 --> 01:13:22,875
Go!
1819
01:13:22,877 --> 01:13:23,745
Now fuck off!
1820
01:13:26,948 --> 01:13:27,782
Hey, Pat.
1821
01:13:29,184 --> 01:13:30,718
You're a real dick.
1822
01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:45,998
Shit, fucking fuck,
fuck, shit, shit.
1823
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,233
Fucking fuck.
1824
01:13:47,235 --> 01:13:48,401
Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh
shit, fucking please.
1825
01:13:48,403 --> 01:13:51,037
Fuck, fuck, please, please.
1826
01:13:59,448 --> 01:14:00,215
Holy shit.
1827
01:14:01,716 --> 01:14:02,882
Pat was right.
1828
01:14:20,768 --> 01:14:22,101
Ooh, I gotta take a shit.
1829
01:14:22,103 --> 01:14:23,403
Ooh.
1830
01:14:24,806 --> 01:14:27,174
Mm, oh shouldn't have
had that hot dog.
1831
01:14:27,176 --> 01:14:30,079
Oh, God.
1832
01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:36,118
Shit.
1833
01:14:41,856 --> 01:14:45,325
Oh.
1834
01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,134
Ooh, that is rancid.
1835
01:14:56,939 --> 01:14:57,773
Dusty?
1836
01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:01,975
Is that you?
1837
01:15:03,846 --> 01:15:05,746
Oh, how am I gonna wipe this up?
1838
01:15:05,748 --> 01:15:07,014
Oh.
1839
01:15:07,016 --> 01:15:08,184
Some leaves, leaves.
1840
01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:12,386
Oh, that's not gonna work.
1841
01:15:12,388 --> 01:15:15,255
Oh, shit, I gotta get the sock.
1842
01:15:15,257 --> 01:15:16,456
Gotta get a sock.
1843
01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:18,093
Take off my sock.
1844
01:15:19,028 --> 01:15:20,460
Oh, shit.
1845
01:15:20,462 --> 01:15:21,297
Oh.
1846
01:15:28,771 --> 01:15:29,405
Oh, yeah.
1847
01:15:33,342 --> 01:15:34,176
Mmm.
1848
01:15:35,110 --> 01:15:37,811
Oh, good lord.
1849
01:15:37,813 --> 01:15:39,215
Oh, that stinks.
1850
01:15:42,352 --> 01:15:44,321
Oh, yeah, that's
gonna clean up nice.
1851
01:15:46,188 --> 01:15:47,821
What the fuck?
1852
01:15:47,823 --> 01:15:49,424
God damn it.
1853
01:15:49,426 --> 01:15:50,258
Fuck!
1854
01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,158
I'm, shit!
1855
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,394
Fucking shit everywhere!
1856
01:15:53,396 --> 01:15:54,397
God damn it!
1857
01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:56,366
Fuck it.
1858
01:15:58,568 --> 01:16:01,204
I'll shower it off
when I get home.
1859
01:16:25,195 --> 01:16:27,828
What the fuck is that?
1860
01:16:32,535 --> 01:16:33,370
Uncle?
1861
01:16:35,438 --> 01:16:40,443
Vinny?
1862
01:16:40,910 --> 01:16:41,344
Dusty?
1863
01:16:42,379 --> 01:16:44,114
Dude, is that you?
1864
01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:50,385
Now that's the fucking Bigfoot
1865
01:16:50,387 --> 01:16:52,887
costume you're supposed to wear.
1866
01:16:52,889 --> 01:16:54,355
Yes!
1867
01:16:54,357 --> 01:16:56,026
Hey, let's hug it out, bitch.
1868
01:16:58,361 --> 01:16:59,195
Oh!
1869
01:17:00,196 --> 01:17:02,363
Jesus, you're strong!
1870
01:17:02,365 --> 01:17:03,532
Hey, man, I can't breathe.
1871
01:17:03,534 --> 01:17:07,001
Motherfucker, I can't breathe!
1872
01:17:07,003 --> 01:17:08,169
You win!
1873
01:17:08,171 --> 01:17:09,571
No more, man, no more, man.
1874
01:17:18,349 --> 01:17:19,881
This is the spot
that that dude, Brick,
1875
01:17:19,883 --> 01:17:21,082
told me to meet him at.
1876
01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:22,016
He said if the
girls weren't here
1877
01:17:22,018 --> 01:17:23,251
at this exact fucking moment,
1878
01:17:23,253 --> 01:17:25,255
he was gonna charge
me an extra 600 bucks.
1879
01:17:26,524 --> 01:17:28,056
I don't know, it went
straight to voicemail.
1880
01:17:28,058 --> 01:17:30,392
Hey, man, look, relax,
we got here early.
1881
01:17:30,394 --> 01:17:31,327
Right?
1882
01:17:31,329 --> 01:17:33,295
So let's just enjoy the night.
1883
01:17:33,297 --> 01:17:34,463
Okay?
1884
01:17:34,465 --> 01:17:35,397
Maybe he's out
there taking a shit.
1885
01:17:35,399 --> 01:17:36,198
I think he's trying to gip me.
1886
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,366
He's trying to
fucking rip me off.
1887
01:17:37,368 --> 01:17:38,300
So what do you do?
1888
01:17:38,302 --> 01:17:39,368
He decides he's gonna disappear
1889
01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:41,570
and then charge me because
I can't find his ass.
1890
01:17:41,572 --> 01:17:43,439
I think it's gonna be alright.
1891
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:44,673
Okay?
1892
01:17:44,675 --> 01:17:45,940
Let's just go out
and enjoy our night.
1893
01:17:45,942 --> 01:17:47,142
Let's go for a walk.
1894
01:17:47,144 --> 01:17:48,577
So how do you guys
know each other?
1895
01:17:48,579 --> 01:17:51,280
You talking about me
and Pat or me and Vinny?
1896
01:17:51,282 --> 01:17:52,514
You and Vinny.
1897
01:17:52,516 --> 01:17:54,149
Like, I mean, I know
Vinny, he's a celebrity,
1898
01:17:54,151 --> 01:17:55,084
but like where do you?
1899
01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,586
Where do you fit into all this?
1900
01:17:57,588 --> 01:17:59,021
What?
1901
01:17:59,023 --> 01:18:00,189
Are you fucking
serious right now?
1902
01:18:00,191 --> 01:18:01,423
You're fucking kidding
with me, right?
1903
01:18:01,425 --> 01:18:02,257
I've seen all
of Vinny's movies
1904
01:18:02,259 --> 01:18:03,459
and I've never seen you.
1905
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,327
- Really?
- Mm mm.
1906
01:18:05,329 --> 01:18:07,463
You're full of shit because
if you know how to read
1907
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:10,432
fucking credits, where
it says produced by,
1908
01:18:10,434 --> 01:18:11,600
it says produced by me.
1909
01:18:11,602 --> 01:18:14,636
And also it has my name as
one of the co-leads with him.
1910
01:18:14,638 --> 01:18:17,039
I saved his ass on that
fucking Switchblade movie.
1911
01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:19,174
That's why he changed his
fucking name to Vinny Blades
1912
01:18:19,176 --> 01:18:21,076
and he has a whole
fucking franchise.
1913
01:18:21,078 --> 01:18:22,111
Because of me.
1914
01:18:22,113 --> 01:18:23,345
Fuck you!
1915
01:18:23,347 --> 01:18:25,547
How dare you make
me drive all the way
1916
01:18:25,549 --> 01:18:27,316
to the woods in the
middle of the night
1917
01:18:27,318 --> 01:18:30,285
when all I wanted was
just one simple night
1918
01:18:30,287 --> 01:18:32,287
out with the girls
before I get married?
1919
01:18:32,289 --> 01:18:34,258
That's literally all
I wanted, but no.
1920
01:18:35,459 --> 01:18:37,560
You had to post this
fucking video online
1921
01:18:37,562 --> 01:18:39,228
with these, these, these,
these, these fucking
1922
01:18:39,230 --> 01:18:43,265
like titty out, fucking
witch women, bitches, cunts,
1923
01:18:43,267 --> 01:18:46,068
whatever the fuck
they are all over you.
1924
01:18:46,070 --> 01:18:49,439
So now I've gotta come
sort that shit out.
1925
01:18:49,441 --> 01:18:51,541
You spread your
fucking seed too much.
1926
01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:53,443
You're with a fucking
different girl every night.
1927
01:18:53,445 --> 01:18:55,612
Dude, just, you know
what you should do?
1928
01:18:55,614 --> 01:18:57,146
You should take a
little responsibility
1929
01:18:57,148 --> 01:18:59,549
and wrap that motherfucker
up every once in awhile.
1930
01:18:59,551 --> 01:19:01,384
That's not rock n' roll.
1931
01:19:01,386 --> 01:19:04,421
I like to feel skin on skin.
1932
01:19:04,423 --> 01:19:05,588
Condoms suck.
1933
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:07,022
You don't feel shit.
1934
01:19:07,024 --> 01:19:08,525
Those chicks thought
you wearing a condom
1935
01:19:08,527 --> 01:19:09,692
and you just fucking took it off
1936
01:19:09,694 --> 01:19:11,761
and planted your fucking
seed in 'em, man.
1937
01:19:11,763 --> 01:19:13,329
Without 'em even knowing.
1938
01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:14,364
That's not cool.
1939
01:19:14,366 --> 01:19:16,199
It's quite obvious you're
fuckin' jealous, man.
1940
01:19:16,201 --> 01:19:18,568
Just because nobody
recognizes you from shit.
1941
01:19:18,570 --> 01:19:19,769
Oh yeah, they recognize me.
1942
01:19:19,771 --> 01:19:21,171
Is that my fault?
1943
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,104
No.
1944
01:19:22,106 --> 01:19:23,473
And by the way, let me tell you,
1945
01:19:23,475 --> 01:19:25,675
is it my fault,
it's not my fault,
1946
01:19:25,677 --> 01:19:29,145
that these women
that are accusing me
1947
01:19:29,147 --> 01:19:33,249
of fathering their child and
not paying child support,
1948
01:19:33,251 --> 01:19:34,751
that's not my responsibility.
1949
01:19:34,753 --> 01:19:36,286
They make a pill for that.
1950
01:19:36,288 --> 01:19:37,587
They should be taking that.
1951
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,623
It's not your responsibility?
1952
01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:41,791
It's not your responsibility?
1953
01:19:41,793 --> 01:19:43,092
That's why you couldn't
1954
01:19:43,094 --> 01:19:44,494
get a fuckin'
passport, motherfucker.
1955
01:19:44,496 --> 01:19:46,429
When you promised me
you were gonna take me
1956
01:19:46,431 --> 01:19:48,665
to the Toronto Film
Festival to introduce me
1957
01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:51,468
to those guys that made
that shitty vampire movie.
1958
01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:52,402
You told me you
were gonna take me
1959
01:19:52,404 --> 01:19:53,636
to introduce me to those guys
1960
01:19:53,638 --> 01:19:56,439
and you told me to go
get a fucking passport.
1961
01:19:56,441 --> 01:19:58,541
I spent 300 dollars getting
a rush on that motherfucker.
1962
01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,109
And then I said, hey,
dude, are we going?
1963
01:20:00,111 --> 01:20:01,110
And you're like,
dude, I can't go.
1964
01:20:01,112 --> 01:20:02,245
I can't get a passport.
1965
01:20:02,247 --> 01:20:03,313
You know why?
1966
01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:04,782
Cause of your fucking
cock and your fucking seed
1967
01:20:04,784 --> 01:20:06,182
spreading that you gotta go
1968
01:20:06,184 --> 01:20:07,517
all over the fucking
place spreading around.
1969
01:20:07,519 --> 01:20:08,686
That's why.
1970
01:20:08,688 --> 01:20:10,487
Maybe if you weren't
such an asshole
1971
01:20:10,489 --> 01:20:11,655
and stopped being so jealous
1972
01:20:11,657 --> 01:20:13,089
and you didn't
cockblock all the time,
1973
01:20:13,091 --> 01:20:14,625
then you might actually
get some pussy, too.
1974
01:20:14,627 --> 01:20:15,626
Yeah.
1975
01:20:15,628 --> 01:20:17,728
Quit cockblocking, man.
1976
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,697
You doin' these pop shots again.
1977
01:20:19,699 --> 01:20:20,631
- Really?
- Yeah.
1978
01:20:20,633 --> 01:20:22,566
I'm the asshole here tonight?
1979
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:23,399
I'm the cockblocker?
1980
01:20:23,401 --> 01:20:24,802
I'm the fucking
asshole here tonight?
1981
01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:26,570
Because I'm trying
to save your asses
1982
01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:28,572
from getting knocked
up by his fucking seed?
1983
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,508
Or catching an STD or something?
1984
01:20:30,510 --> 01:20:32,242
I've done nothing but
try to show all of you
1985
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:33,711
a fucking good time!
1986
01:20:33,713 --> 01:20:35,345
I've been spending all my money
1987
01:20:35,347 --> 01:20:37,815
on getting us all this fucking
bullshit for your guys.
1988
01:20:37,817 --> 01:20:39,850
Then what the fuck
are you arguing about?
1989
01:20:39,852 --> 01:20:41,284
Oh my God.
1990
01:20:41,286 --> 01:20:42,353
Bambi,
are you ready to go?
1991
01:20:42,355 --> 01:20:43,154
Vinny?
1992
01:20:44,824 --> 01:20:46,290
- Yeah.
- Oh no, no, no, no, no.
1993
01:20:46,292 --> 01:20:47,223
- Yeah, you know what?
- What's happening?
1994
01:20:47,225 --> 01:20:48,191
What's happening here?
1995
01:20:48,193 --> 01:20:48,826
We're gonna go for a walk.
1996
01:20:48,828 --> 01:20:50,193
I don't think so.
1997
01:20:50,195 --> 01:20:51,729
You're not going
anywhere with this guy.
1998
01:20:51,731 --> 01:20:54,163
Not the two of you, one
of you is coming with me.
1999
01:20:54,165 --> 01:20:55,466
Now you can decide now
2000
01:20:55,468 --> 01:20:56,534
or I'm gonna take the
matters into my hands.
2001
01:20:56,536 --> 01:20:58,136
Yeah, I'm not going with you.
2002
01:20:58,804 --> 01:21:00,237
Really?
2003
01:21:00,239 --> 01:21:01,605
I'm trying to save
your life here
2004
01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,208
and you're gonna
take this guy's word?
2005
01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:05,643
Even though he said all
this bullshit to you?
2006
01:21:05,645 --> 01:21:06,877
He just admitted it to you
2007
01:21:06,879 --> 01:21:08,178
and you're still
gonna go with him?
2008
01:21:08,180 --> 01:21:09,680
I don't wanna go.
2009
01:21:09,682 --> 01:21:11,882
Here's the deal, I'm
gonna flip this quarter.
2010
01:21:11,884 --> 01:21:12,716
One of you is heads,
one of you tails.
2011
01:21:12,718 --> 01:21:14,184
You know what?
2012
01:21:14,186 --> 01:21:15,719
You're gonna be heads,
you're gonna be tails.
2013
01:21:15,721 --> 01:21:17,488
And this fucking quarter
is gonna save your life.
2014
01:21:17,490 --> 01:21:18,656
You know why?
2015
01:21:18,658 --> 01:21:20,457
Because whoever comes with
me, doesn't get a fucking STD
2016
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,593
and doesn't get knocked up
by this motherfucker, okay?
2017
01:21:22,595 --> 01:21:25,462
And you're gonna get a big
fucking bonus for the night.
2018
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,332
A little extra tip for
coming with me, okay?
2019
01:21:28,334 --> 01:21:29,135
So here we go.
2020
01:21:31,737 --> 01:21:33,571
Oh, it's heads.
2021
01:21:33,573 --> 01:21:35,639
Looks like Bambi's
the big winner.
2022
01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:36,676
Let's go.
2023
01:21:38,678 --> 01:21:39,610
Well,
you know what?
2024
01:21:39,612 --> 01:21:40,578
You better just call me back.
2025
01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:42,212
You got, you have two
minutes to call me back.
2026
01:21:42,214 --> 01:21:43,748
Two minutes.
2027
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:44,883
Call me the fuck back.
2028
01:21:44,885 --> 01:21:46,383
Fuck you, Pat!
2029
01:21:46,385 --> 01:21:47,752
Call me back.
2030
01:21:47,754 --> 01:21:50,354
Why don't you, uh,
turn around here.
2031
01:21:50,356 --> 01:21:53,290
I got this thing I've been
wanting to always try.
2032
01:21:53,292 --> 01:21:54,661
Yeah, stay there.
2033
01:21:56,763 --> 01:21:57,796
Yeah, this is it.
2034
01:21:57,798 --> 01:21:58,699
This is it!
2035
01:22:17,283 --> 01:22:18,717
Don't turn around now,
2036
01:22:18,719 --> 01:22:20,454
I'm getting in the moment here.
2037
01:22:23,857 --> 01:22:24,691
Alright.
2038
01:22:35,235 --> 01:22:35,869
Ah, yeah.
2039
01:22:38,271 --> 01:22:39,671
Yeah, alright.
2040
01:22:39,673 --> 01:22:42,309
Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall over.
2041
01:22:43,343 --> 01:22:44,442
Now when I give you the sign,
2042
01:22:44,444 --> 01:22:46,211
- you turn around, okay?
- Okay.
2043
01:22:46,213 --> 01:22:48,880
Alright, but you
gotta wait for the sign.
2044
01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:50,682
Ready boy, here we go.
2045
01:22:50,684 --> 01:22:51,883
Alright.
2046
01:23:00,827 --> 01:23:01,726
What do you think?
2047
01:23:03,463 --> 01:23:05,298
You're ready, right?
2048
01:23:06,466 --> 01:23:07,768
I am so ready, come on.
2049
01:23:08,702 --> 01:23:10,404
Let's get this party started.
2050
01:23:12,506 --> 01:23:13,808
This is what I've
been waiting for.
2051
01:23:29,824 --> 01:23:30,723
I think that's good enough.
2052
01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:31,759
I'm worked up.
2053
01:23:33,593 --> 01:23:34,894
Oh, yeah.
2054
01:23:34,896 --> 01:23:36,428
Oh, yeah.
2055
01:23:36,430 --> 01:23:37,765
Suck that dick.
2056
01:23:39,667 --> 01:23:42,300
Why are your nipples so small?
2057
01:23:42,302 --> 01:23:44,704
Are you fucking
serious right now?
2058
01:23:44,706 --> 01:23:45,838
I don't fucking know.
2059
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,873
I guess because my nipples
didn't go through puberty.
2060
01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:49,307
What do you want
me to do about it?
2061
01:23:49,309 --> 01:23:51,409
Fucking get a nipple
job or something?
2062
01:23:51,411 --> 01:23:53,378
Jesus Christ, just.
2063
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:55,416
Focus on what you're
doing, let's go.
2064
01:23:56,651 --> 01:23:58,918
Just make sure you
use this and pull out.
2065
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:00,822
Super paranoid about
getting pregnant, okay?
2066
01:24:02,990 --> 01:24:03,825
Okay.
2067
01:24:07,528 --> 01:24:08,362
Alright.
2068
01:24:09,664 --> 01:24:11,499
Oh, I'm opening it.
2069
01:24:14,902 --> 01:24:16,602
Can I take this off?
2070
01:24:16,604 --> 01:24:18,370
Sure.
2071
01:24:18,372 --> 01:24:19,273
Oh, yeah.
2072
01:24:26,714 --> 01:24:28,447
Alright, you ready?
2073
01:24:28,449 --> 01:24:29,348
Yeah.
2074
01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:30,583
I'm ready.
2075
01:24:30,585 --> 01:24:31,817
Okay.
2076
01:24:31,819 --> 01:24:34,020
Okay.
2077
01:24:34,022 --> 01:24:35,321
Oh, yeah.
2078
01:24:35,323 --> 01:24:36,089
Oh yeah.
2079
01:24:36,091 --> 01:24:36,924
Oh.
2080
01:24:37,825 --> 01:24:38,860
Oh yeah.
2081
01:24:39,827 --> 01:24:41,662
Why did
you shave like that?
2082
01:24:43,831 --> 01:24:44,866
Really?
2083
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:51,337
My pubic region looked even
worse than my face, okay?
2084
01:24:51,339 --> 01:24:53,339
So I thought you
might appreciate it
2085
01:24:53,341 --> 01:24:54,573
if I cleaned up a little bit
2086
01:24:54,575 --> 01:24:56,475
if something like
this was to happen.
2087
01:24:56,477 --> 01:24:57,944
And when I tried to shave it,
2088
01:24:57,946 --> 01:25:00,679
I fucked up so I had to
shave the whole thing.
2089
01:25:00,681 --> 01:25:01,580
Any more questions?
2090
01:25:01,582 --> 01:25:03,016
Are we good?
2091
01:25:03,018 --> 01:25:04,887
Alright, let's keep this going.
2092
01:25:09,858 --> 01:25:11,124
God, I can't believe
it's been 10 years
2093
01:25:11,126 --> 01:25:13,461
since I had a fucking
blowjob like this.
2094
01:25:15,697 --> 01:25:17,666
Oh, shit, look
at those titties.
2095
01:25:19,067 --> 01:25:19,902
Oh my God.
2096
01:25:31,613 --> 01:25:33,613
Oh yeah.
2097
01:25:33,615 --> 01:25:34,681
- You gonna cum?
- Yeah.
2098
01:25:34,683 --> 01:25:35,916
- Yeah.
- Almost.
2099
01:25:35,918 --> 01:25:37,083
Okay.
2100
01:25:37,085 --> 01:25:38,084
Well, let's cum together.
2101
01:25:38,086 --> 01:25:39,019
- Okay.
- Alright?
2102
01:25:39,021 --> 01:25:40,520
I'm serious, pull out, though.
2103
01:25:40,522 --> 01:25:42,022
I know!
2104
01:25:42,024 --> 01:25:43,590
I'm next, we're gonna keep
it in the fucking family.
2105
01:25:43,592 --> 01:25:45,025
Oh, fuck yeah.
2106
01:25:45,027 --> 01:25:46,426
Oh, fuck yeah.
2107
01:25:46,428 --> 01:25:47,060
I'm gonna cum.
2108
01:25:47,062 --> 01:25:47,994
Okay, you ready?
2109
01:25:47,996 --> 01:25:49,029
- Yeah.
- Together.
2110
01:25:49,031 --> 01:25:50,897
Alright, here I cum.
2111
01:25:57,472 --> 01:25:58,104
Who's your daddy?
2112
01:25:58,106 --> 01:25:59,472
I'm your fucking daddy.
2113
01:25:59,474 --> 01:26:00,740
I'm your fucking daddy.
2114
01:26:00,742 --> 01:26:01,577
Oh my God.
2115
01:26:28,037 --> 01:26:30,804
What was that?
2116
01:26:30,806 --> 01:26:33,007
- What was what?
- That sound.
2117
01:26:33,009 --> 01:26:35,109
I thought, I said
don't stop again.
2118
01:26:35,111 --> 01:26:38,045
We told you about the
Bigfoot actor, right?
2119
01:26:38,047 --> 01:26:40,014
That we hired a Bigfoot
actor to come out
2120
01:26:40,016 --> 01:26:42,719
and scare fucking Pat tonight
for his bachelor party?
2121
01:26:44,087 --> 01:26:46,854
It's just that actor
fucking around over there.
2122
01:26:46,856 --> 01:26:47,788
Just fucking with Pat.
2123
01:26:47,790 --> 01:26:48,956
Don't worry about it, okay?
2124
01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:50,425
Can we, can we just
2125
01:26:51,060 --> 01:26:52,927
get this done?
2126
01:26:52,929 --> 01:26:54,662
I paid you 600 bucks, okay?
2127
01:26:54,664 --> 01:26:56,099
You said you would swallow, so.
2128
01:26:57,499 --> 01:26:59,834
No more interruptions, I
don't care what happens,
2129
01:26:59,836 --> 01:27:03,070
what noises you hear,
no more questions.
2130
01:27:03,072 --> 01:27:05,573
You finish me off
and swallow, okay?
2131
01:27:05,575 --> 01:27:06,974
We good?
2132
01:27:06,976 --> 01:27:07,977
Awesome, let's do that.
2133
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,159
Fuck yeah.
2134
01:27:25,161 --> 01:27:27,094
Oh, that's so good.
2135
01:27:38,141 --> 01:27:38,775
Yeah.
2136
01:27:40,210 --> 01:27:42,912
That's what I'm talkin' about.
2137
01:27:58,561 --> 01:27:59,995
- Whoa!
- Your dick!
2138
01:27:59,997 --> 01:28:01,529
- Help me!
- It's gone!
2139
01:28:01,531 --> 01:28:03,265
Holy shit, you been Bobbited.
2140
01:28:03,267 --> 01:28:05,566
She bit my fucking
nut off, Vinny!
2141
01:28:05,568 --> 01:28:07,903
She bit my fucking nut off!
2142
01:28:07,905 --> 01:28:08,937
Alright, man.
2143
01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,106
We're gonna fix you up, hold on.
2144
01:28:13,543 --> 01:28:16,078
- Oh, fuck man.
- You killed my friend!
2145
01:28:19,116 --> 01:28:20,882
- I got it, buddy.
- Oh, she bit,
2146
01:28:20,884 --> 01:28:21,917
my fucking God!
2147
01:28:21,919 --> 01:28:23,151
Help me, man!
2148
01:28:23,153 --> 01:28:25,988
Help me, man, she bit
my dick off, Vinny!
2149
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:26,822
I got it.
2150
01:28:28,092 --> 01:28:29,024
Hey, it's not the
fucking actor, man!
2151
01:28:29,026 --> 01:28:31,126
It's not the fucking
actor, it's a real one.
2152
01:28:31,128 --> 01:28:32,127
Oh my God!
2153
01:28:32,129 --> 01:28:33,195
Help me!
2154
01:28:33,197 --> 01:28:34,129
See, I got it!
2155
01:28:34,131 --> 01:28:35,130
- I got it!
- You got it!
2156
01:28:35,132 --> 01:28:36,164
Let's go, come on!
2157
01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,065
Let's fucking go!
2158
01:28:37,067 --> 01:28:39,001
Vinny, help!
2159
01:28:53,817 --> 01:28:55,684
We'll fix you up, man.
2160
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,921
Holy shit!
2161
01:28:59,089 --> 01:28:59,921
What?
2162
01:28:59,923 --> 01:29:02,157
- Oh, shit.
- It's a fucking bear trap!
2163
01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:03,959
Oh, it's a bear trap.
2164
01:29:03,961 --> 01:29:05,894
It's exactly what the park
ranger was telling us about!
2165
01:29:05,896 --> 01:29:06,962
What?
2166
01:29:06,964 --> 01:29:08,096
- Oh, oh, get it off!
- Oh god!
2167
01:29:08,098 --> 01:29:09,731
Where am I gonna put this down?
2168
01:29:09,733 --> 01:29:11,367
- Get it off!
- Yes, I know.
2169
01:29:12,202 --> 01:29:13,369
One, two, three!
2170
01:29:14,671 --> 01:29:16,705
Pull it, fucking do it!
2171
01:29:18,176 --> 01:29:19,074
Oh!
2172
01:29:19,076 --> 01:29:20,176
Shit, we fucking pulled
my hand off, man.
2173
01:29:20,178 --> 01:29:21,910
Oh, shit!
2174
01:29:23,614 --> 01:29:25,082
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, fuck!
2175
01:29:30,155 --> 01:29:31,087
We pulled it off, man.
2176
01:29:31,089 --> 01:29:33,291
We pulled my fucking hand off!
2177
01:29:34,225 --> 01:29:35,824
- Shit, man.
- Oh my God.
2178
01:29:35,826 --> 01:29:37,826
Just fuckin' leave me, man.
2179
01:29:37,828 --> 01:29:39,062
Just fuckin' leave me, bro.
2180
01:29:39,064 --> 01:29:40,329
We're gonna fix you,
we're gonna fix you
2181
01:29:40,331 --> 01:29:41,931
- and then we can go.
- Just leave me, dude.
2182
01:29:41,933 --> 01:29:42,864
Come on!
2183
01:29:42,866 --> 01:29:44,067
I fucking ain't got no arm
2184
01:29:44,069 --> 01:29:45,834
and I got no hand
and oh, my dick, man.
2185
01:29:45,836 --> 01:29:47,203
It's fucking over.
2186
01:29:47,205 --> 01:29:49,005
I'm not gonna leave
you, man, come on.
2187
01:29:49,007 --> 01:29:51,174
- Come on.
- It's over, bro.
2188
01:29:51,176 --> 01:29:53,642
Man, we gotta
do Switchblade 5.
2189
01:29:53,644 --> 01:29:55,278
- Remember that!
- I can't, man.
2190
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,112
I got you a lead
role in that this time.
2191
01:29:56,114 --> 01:29:57,113
I can't do it, man.
2192
01:29:57,115 --> 01:29:59,115
Dude, we gotta do it.
2193
01:29:59,117 --> 01:30:00,349
We could fix you!
2194
01:30:00,351 --> 01:30:01,683
Man, I'm fucked up bad, man.
2195
01:30:01,685 --> 01:30:04,120
That Bigfoot actor I hired,
2196
01:30:04,122 --> 01:30:05,121
I thought that was him but that
2197
01:30:05,123 --> 01:30:07,256
was a real fuckin' Bigfoot, man.
2198
01:30:07,258 --> 01:30:09,058
He was fuckin' a real one, dude.
2199
01:30:09,060 --> 01:30:10,860
He fuckin' knocked that fucking
2200
01:30:10,862 --> 01:30:14,030
Bambi's head right off
with my cock in it, bro.
2201
01:30:14,032 --> 01:30:15,131
I'm telling you, man.
2202
01:30:15,133 --> 01:30:17,400
I fucked up, man, the actor
fucking was supposed to,
2203
01:30:17,402 --> 01:30:18,835
the actor Bigfoot he
was supposed to go
2204
01:30:18,837 --> 01:30:21,337
and fuck up all
the vehicles, bro.
2205
01:30:21,339 --> 01:30:24,273
He's supposed to fuck up
all of our cellphones, dude.
2206
01:30:24,275 --> 01:30:25,708
Oh my God, man.
2207
01:30:25,710 --> 01:30:26,442
He's supposed to
fuck up everything.
2208
01:30:26,444 --> 01:30:28,146
There's no fucking way out, man.
2209
01:30:29,147 --> 01:30:30,279
There's no way out.
2210
01:30:30,281 --> 01:30:31,080
I'm gonna bleed out, man.
2211
01:30:31,082 --> 01:30:32,315
I got no hand, no dick,
2212
01:30:32,317 --> 01:30:33,450
I can't even fucking
jack off anymore!
2213
01:30:33,452 --> 01:30:34,684
What'll I do?
2214
01:30:34,686 --> 01:30:35,818
We'll make it work, okay?
2215
01:30:35,820 --> 01:30:37,421
Let's get out of here, alright?
2216
01:30:37,423 --> 01:30:38,254
Okay?
2217
01:30:38,256 --> 01:30:40,156
- Just go, man.
- No!
2218
01:30:40,158 --> 01:30:43,329
Just get to the,
gotta get to the.
2219
01:30:45,230 --> 01:30:46,195
Jinx!
2220
01:30:46,197 --> 01:30:47,830
Jinx!
2221
01:30:47,832 --> 01:30:48,867
Come on, bro!
2222
01:30:57,108 --> 01:30:58,308
We're gonna make it work.
2223
01:30:58,310 --> 01:30:59,142
We're gonna make it work.
2224
01:30:59,144 --> 01:31:01,311
Get your fucking
cock and your hand.
2225
01:31:01,313 --> 01:31:02,412
We're gonna fix you, brother.
2226
01:31:02,414 --> 01:31:03,713
Alright?
2227
01:31:03,715 --> 01:31:05,249
We're gonna do
Switchblade 5, alright?
2228
01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:06,283
I promise you!
2229
01:31:06,285 --> 01:31:07,117
You're the lead!
2230
01:31:07,119 --> 01:31:07,984
We're gonna do it!
2231
01:31:07,986 --> 01:31:09,353
Oh God, man.
2232
01:31:12,757 --> 01:31:13,423
Dude, wake up!
2233
01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:14,491
- Wake up!
- What?
2234
01:31:14,493 --> 01:31:15,325
- Wake up!
- What?
2235
01:31:15,327 --> 01:31:16,360
What the fuck?
2236
01:31:16,362 --> 01:31:17,294
What?
2237
01:31:17,296 --> 01:31:18,028
Where, what, what's going?
2238
01:31:18,030 --> 01:31:18,861
What the fuck?
2239
01:31:18,863 --> 01:31:19,729
Hey, wake up!
2240
01:31:19,731 --> 01:31:20,798
Wake up, man!
2241
01:31:21,967 --> 01:31:22,800
Is that?
2242
01:31:23,768 --> 01:31:25,235
Vinny, why do you have
a dick in your hand?
2243
01:31:25,237 --> 01:31:26,937
Why is there a dick
and hand in your hands?
2244
01:31:26,939 --> 01:31:28,205
Dude, I was getting laid, man.
2245
01:31:28,207 --> 01:31:29,940
Jinx was getting his
fucking dick sucked
2246
01:31:29,942 --> 01:31:31,842
but the fuckin' Bigfoot
was a real Bigfoot.
2247
01:31:31,844 --> 01:31:34,244
Not the fucking actor
that he fuckin' hired.
2248
01:31:34,246 --> 01:31:36,380
Bigfoot came and killed
both fuckin' strippers.
2249
01:31:36,382 --> 01:31:38,115
Knocked one of their
fuckin' heads off.
2250
01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:40,017
Fuckin' Jinx's junk
was in her fuckin'...
2251
01:31:40,019 --> 01:31:41,084
Oh!
2252
01:31:41,086 --> 01:31:43,453
And then Jinx passed
out, so I went over to him
2253
01:31:43,455 --> 01:31:44,955
and he said something to me
2254
01:31:44,957 --> 01:31:46,056
and we gotta go to a fucking,
2255
01:31:46,058 --> 01:31:49,226
we gotta go to the van, but
he said the fucking car,
2256
01:31:49,228 --> 01:31:52,462
all the phones are
gone and the Bigfoot
2257
01:31:52,464 --> 01:31:55,399
fucking actor fucked
all the cars up, man.
2258
01:31:55,401 --> 01:31:56,233
Do you know what I'm sayin'?
2259
01:31:56,235 --> 01:31:57,467
- No!
- What?
2260
01:31:57,469 --> 01:31:59,403
Dude, you're not
making any fucking sense!
2261
01:31:59,405 --> 01:32:00,904
Wait, okay, okay,
okay, first of all,
2262
01:32:00,906 --> 01:32:01,838
are you high?
2263
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:02,839
Are you on drugs right now?
2264
01:32:02,841 --> 01:32:04,341
No!
2265
01:32:04,343 --> 01:32:06,009
We gotta find the phones,
we're gonna find the phones.
2266
01:32:06,011 --> 01:32:07,277
He said something that.
2267
01:32:07,279 --> 01:32:09,279
We gotta, we gotta get
something in the van.
2268
01:32:09,281 --> 01:32:10,481
What?
2269
01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:11,949
There's, uh, Chad
smashed all the phones!
2270
01:32:11,951 --> 01:32:13,418
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah, they're in his
2271
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:15,319
fucking tent right now,
they're in a million pieces.
2272
01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:16,387
Oh, God.
2273
01:32:16,389 --> 01:32:17,354
All of 'em?
2274
01:32:17,356 --> 01:32:18,391
Yes!
2275
01:32:19,392 --> 01:32:20,525
What are we gonna do, man?
2276
01:32:20,527 --> 01:32:21,959
Oh, fuck.
2277
01:32:21,961 --> 01:32:23,827
Oh, dude, what'd you
guys give me, man?
2278
01:32:23,829 --> 01:32:25,028
Dude, don't worry, man.
2279
01:32:25,030 --> 01:32:26,063
We just gave you
fuckin' pot brownies
2280
01:32:26,065 --> 01:32:28,266
and some beer so you
could chill the fuck out.
2281
01:32:28,268 --> 01:32:29,367
Now listen to me, listen!
2282
01:32:29,369 --> 01:32:31,336
It's just you and me.
2283
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:34,004
We gotta get outta here
before that thing gets here.
2284
01:32:34,006 --> 01:32:35,138
- Yeah, let's go!
- So we gotta go now.
2285
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:36,106
- Now!
- Now!
2286
01:32:36,108 --> 01:32:37,342
- Let's go!
- Alright!
2287
01:32:37,344 --> 01:32:38,041
I gotta put this
shit on ice, man.
2288
01:32:38,043 --> 01:32:39,310
We gotta go!
2289
01:32:39,312 --> 01:32:40,877
I gotta
put this on ice.
2290
01:32:40,879 --> 01:32:42,380
Okay, what are you doing?
2291
01:32:42,382 --> 01:32:43,548
- I gotta wash my hands.
- Come on, man!
2292
01:32:43,550 --> 01:32:44,948
I gotta wash my hands!
2293
01:32:44,950 --> 01:32:46,184
I'll be right there.
2294
01:32:46,186 --> 01:32:47,019
Ah!
2295
01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,556
- Oh, fuck!
- Where are you going?
2296
01:32:51,558 --> 01:32:52,925
The lantern!
2297
01:32:54,394 --> 01:32:55,326
Oh, there!
2298
01:32:56,563 --> 01:32:58,096
Come on!
2299
01:32:58,098 --> 01:32:59,130
Jinx!
2300
01:32:59,132 --> 01:32:59,998
We're comin', baby!
2301
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,032
Jinx!
2302
01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:02,000
- Where is he?
- Oh, shit.
2303
01:33:02,002 --> 01:33:02,833
Where is he?
2304
01:33:02,835 --> 01:33:03,470
Oh my God.
2305
01:33:05,138 --> 01:33:05,972
Is he dead?
2306
01:33:07,307 --> 01:33:08,106
Oh, shit, Jinx.
2307
01:33:08,108 --> 01:33:09,073
Oh, God.
2308
01:33:09,075 --> 01:33:10,074
- Ooh, God.
- What?
2309
01:33:10,076 --> 01:33:10,541
- Yeah, he's dead, man.
- What?
2310
01:33:10,543 --> 01:33:11,978
That's gross.
2311
01:33:12,946 --> 01:33:14,479
Jinx.
2312
01:33:14,481 --> 01:33:15,413
Oh, fuck, what do we?
2313
01:33:15,415 --> 01:33:17,350
Vinny, what do we do now?
2314
01:33:21,354 --> 01:33:24,022
I told him this was
a bad idea, man.
2315
01:33:24,024 --> 01:33:25,990
We'll have to kill him
off for Switchblade 5.
2316
01:33:25,992 --> 01:33:26,626
What?
2317
01:33:28,862 --> 01:33:30,463
I had a big part for you, bro.
2318
01:33:31,498 --> 01:33:33,298
I was gonna give it to you.
2319
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:34,432
Give you the fuckin' lead.
2320
01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:36,567
What are you talking about?
2321
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,104
Our movie, Switchblade 5.
2322
01:33:39,072 --> 01:33:39,937
Have you not seen it?
2323
01:33:39,939 --> 01:33:40,940
You're in a movie?
2324
01:33:42,108 --> 01:33:43,141
What kind of friend are you?
2325
01:33:43,143 --> 01:33:44,409
Wait, did you?
2326
01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:46,346
Did you say Switchblade 5?
2327
01:33:47,447 --> 01:33:49,215
I haven't seen
four of his movies?
2328
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:53,353
Man, I'm sorry, Jinx.
2329
01:33:55,055 --> 01:33:56,321
It's right here.
2330
01:33:57,658 --> 01:33:59,057
What are you doing?
2331
01:33:59,059 --> 01:34:00,325
Taking a piss.
2332
01:34:00,327 --> 01:34:01,259
Haven't you heard
anything I've said?
2333
01:34:01,261 --> 01:34:03,294
I don't give a shit, man.
2334
01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:07,633
Pissing all over your fuckin'
trees, fuckin' Sasquatch!
2335
01:34:07,635 --> 01:34:09,934
Fuckin' skunk-ape!
2336
01:34:09,936 --> 01:34:12,970
Fuckin' Harry and the
Andersons bullshit.
2337
01:34:12,972 --> 01:34:15,507
Oh, man.
2338
01:34:15,509 --> 01:34:17,008
What?
2339
01:34:21,415 --> 01:34:22,548
He's coming back.
2340
01:34:22,550 --> 01:34:23,482
We gotta get to the van, man.
2341
01:34:23,484 --> 01:34:24,516
- Let's get it.
- Go, go!
2342
01:34:24,518 --> 01:34:26,052
Sorry, Jinx, ew.
2343
01:34:28,322 --> 01:34:30,489
Hope the van is
still around here.
2344
01:34:30,491 --> 01:34:31,423
Where are we going?
2345
01:34:34,095 --> 01:34:35,394
Oh shit,.
2346
01:34:35,396 --> 01:34:37,396
Do you remember
where that van's at?
2347
01:34:37,398 --> 01:34:38,332
What van?
2348
01:34:40,101 --> 01:34:41,333
The van.
2349
01:34:41,335 --> 01:34:43,102
What, the van
you brought me in?
2350
01:34:43,104 --> 01:34:44,103
Yeah.
2351
01:34:44,105 --> 01:34:45,106
When I had the
hood on my head?
2352
01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:47,940
Oh, yeah.
2353
01:34:47,942 --> 01:34:49,041
Fuck, we're fucked.
2354
01:34:49,043 --> 01:34:49,942
Shh!
2355
01:34:51,445 --> 01:34:52,311
- Go, we should go.
- Yeah, let's go.
2356
01:34:52,313 --> 01:34:54,513
- Come on, we gotta find it.
- Go, go!
2357
01:34:56,717 --> 01:34:58,450
- Oh, go, man!
- Come on, come on.
2358
01:34:58,452 --> 01:35:00,187
- Go!
- Yeah, I know!
2359
01:35:02,156 --> 01:35:03,188
I think it's this way!
2360
01:35:03,190 --> 01:35:05,157
- Go.
- I'm runnin', man!
2361
01:35:09,497 --> 01:35:10,697
Oh, God.
2362
01:35:10,699 --> 01:35:12,900
Come on, get up and run!
2363
01:35:16,404 --> 01:35:17,269
Okay.
2364
01:35:17,271 --> 01:35:19,606
- Go on the other...
- Tires, get down.
2365
01:35:19,608 --> 01:35:22,074
Oh, this tire's flat!
2366
01:35:22,076 --> 01:35:23,475
Is that one flat, too?
2367
01:35:23,477 --> 01:35:24,476
Yes, fuck!
2368
01:35:24,478 --> 01:35:26,211
This is all your fuckin' fault!
2369
01:35:26,213 --> 01:35:27,614
- My fault?
- Yes, your fault.
2370
01:35:27,616 --> 01:35:28,548
You took a piss.
2371
01:35:28,550 --> 01:35:29,482
I told you not to take a piss!
2372
01:35:29,484 --> 01:35:30,416
He's got your fuckin' scent.
2373
01:35:30,418 --> 01:35:31,216
Don't worry about that, man.
2374
01:35:31,218 --> 01:35:31,984
That's all a myth.
2375
01:35:31,986 --> 01:35:32,685
A myth?
2376
01:35:32,687 --> 01:35:34,319
It's not a fuckin' myth.
2377
01:35:34,321 --> 01:35:35,254
That thing is not gonna stop
2378
01:35:35,256 --> 01:35:36,456
until it fuckin' finds you, man.
2379
01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:37,757
Hey, we got this
under control.
2380
01:35:37,759 --> 01:35:38,591
Oh, do we?
2381
01:35:38,593 --> 01:35:40,025
Do we really?
2382
01:35:40,027 --> 01:35:40,627
I'll tell you
one thing, though.
2383
01:35:40,629 --> 01:35:43,061
Just like Switchblade 3.
2384
01:35:43,063 --> 01:35:44,764
I drove a van just like
this with no tires,
2385
01:35:44,766 --> 01:35:46,433
I'll get us out of
here in no time.
2386
01:35:46,435 --> 01:35:47,734
Shut up, shut up!
2387
01:35:47,736 --> 01:35:49,302
This isn't a fuckin' movie!
2388
01:35:49,304 --> 01:35:50,503
This is real life
and that thing's
2389
01:35:50,505 --> 01:35:52,607
is gonna fucking kill us!
2390
01:35:55,677 --> 01:35:56,944
Don't, don't!
2391
01:36:02,317 --> 01:36:03,251
He's there?
2392
01:36:09,391 --> 01:36:10,423
Oh, fuck, it's coming.
2393
01:36:10,425 --> 01:36:12,659
- What?
- It's coming, go, go.
2394
01:36:12,661 --> 01:36:13,660
Get in the van.
2395
01:36:13,662 --> 01:36:14,496
Get in!
2396
01:36:21,470 --> 01:36:22,671
- Got the keys?
- Yeah.
2397
01:36:24,606 --> 01:36:27,175
Key, where's the fuckin' key?
2398
01:36:29,177 --> 01:36:30,412
Where's the fuckin' keys?
2399
01:36:31,446 --> 01:36:32,612
Damn, fuck!
2400
01:36:32,614 --> 01:36:35,148
- He fuckin' took the key.
- Who?
2401
01:36:35,150 --> 01:36:36,716
The fuckin' Bigfoot actor guy
2402
01:36:36,718 --> 01:36:38,685
that we fuckin' hired for this.
2403
01:36:38,687 --> 01:36:40,186
He messed up all the cars,
2404
01:36:40,188 --> 01:36:41,521
now he took the fuckin' keys.
2405
01:36:41,523 --> 01:36:44,090
- Fuck!
- Son of a bitch.
2406
01:36:44,092 --> 01:36:45,193
- Betsy!
- What?
2407
01:36:46,094 --> 01:36:47,660
Oh, yes!
2408
01:36:47,662 --> 01:36:48,698
Oh!
2409
01:36:50,599 --> 01:36:51,431
That's what he
was talking about.
2410
01:36:51,433 --> 01:36:53,132
- Who?
- Jinx!
2411
01:36:53,134 --> 01:36:54,702
That's why he wanted
us to come to the van.
2412
01:36:54,704 --> 01:36:56,369
- To get the gun.
- Yes, yeah!
2413
01:36:56,371 --> 01:36:57,305
- Oh.
- Shh.
2414
01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:00,674
I think he's still
here, get down.
2415
01:37:00,676 --> 01:37:01,609
- Get down.
- Oh, dude.
2416
01:37:01,611 --> 01:37:02,643
Oh, God, holy shit.
2417
01:37:02,645 --> 01:37:03,611
Look at that.
2418
01:37:03,613 --> 01:37:05,646
That's the real one, right.
2419
01:37:05,648 --> 01:37:07,447
Oh, fuck, we're gonna die.
2420
01:37:07,449 --> 01:37:08,584
We're gonna die.
2421
01:37:10,185 --> 01:37:12,653
Where'd he go?
2422
01:37:12,655 --> 01:37:13,654
Is it gone?
2423
01:37:13,656 --> 01:37:15,823
I hope it's gone.
2424
01:37:15,825 --> 01:37:17,092
Fuck, okay.
2425
01:37:22,798 --> 01:37:23,631
- Think he's gone?
- Is he gone?
2426
01:37:23,633 --> 01:37:24,667
Shh.
2427
01:37:27,670 --> 01:37:32,239
He's not gone!
(Pat and Vinny scream
2428
01:37:32,241 --> 01:37:32,873
Go away!
2429
01:37:32,875 --> 01:37:33,807
Oh, God!
2430
01:37:33,809 --> 01:37:35,174
- Oh, shit!
- Vinny!
2431
01:37:35,176 --> 01:37:35,809
Where is he?
2432
01:37:35,811 --> 01:37:36,644
Where is he?
2433
01:37:39,515 --> 01:37:40,848
Pat?
2434
01:37:40,850 --> 01:37:42,883
Pat!
2435
01:37:42,885 --> 01:37:45,619
Patrick Anthony Taylor!
2436
01:37:45,621 --> 01:37:46,656
Patrick?
2437
01:37:48,257 --> 01:37:49,290
Hello?
2438
01:37:49,292 --> 01:37:50,126
Patrick!
2439
01:37:53,162 --> 01:37:54,263
What the hell is that?
2440
01:37:55,731 --> 01:37:56,897
What?
2441
01:38:03,139 --> 01:38:04,605
Oh nice, you broke your phone.
2442
01:38:04,607 --> 01:38:06,309
Still found you, motherfucker.
2443
01:38:07,777 --> 01:38:09,510
What is this?
2444
01:38:09,512 --> 01:38:10,346
Huh?
2445
01:38:12,615 --> 01:38:13,449
Beer!
2446
01:38:14,317 --> 01:38:15,151
Patrick!
2447
01:38:16,019 --> 01:38:18,654
Jinx, you lying
motherfucker, I knew it!
2448
01:38:20,323 --> 01:38:21,890
What is this?
2449
01:38:21,892 --> 01:38:23,691
Oh, that's cute.
2450
01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:25,894
That's cute, guys.
2451
01:38:25,896 --> 01:38:28,697
Nice little Halloween
party, adorable.
2452
01:38:28,699 --> 01:38:29,764
Great.
2453
01:38:29,766 --> 01:38:30,600
What?
2454
01:38:31,534 --> 01:38:32,901
What?
2455
01:38:32,903 --> 01:38:35,804
Is this your little
bromance souvenir?
2456
01:38:35,806 --> 01:38:38,472
That's great, that's
oh my god, it's real!
2457
01:38:38,474 --> 01:38:39,808
No!
2458
01:38:39,810 --> 01:38:40,642
Oh my God!
2459
01:38:40,644 --> 01:38:41,910
Oh my God, oh my God!
2460
01:38:41,912 --> 01:38:43,377
9-1-1,
what's your emergency?
2461
01:38:43,379 --> 01:38:44,613
Yes, hello, I'm
in Cherokee Creek
2462
01:38:44,615 --> 01:38:47,348
and there's a fucking cooler
with a hand and a penis in it.
2463
01:38:47,350 --> 01:38:48,583
And there's beer in it!
2464
01:38:48,585 --> 01:38:49,918
And my boyfriend
was supposed to be
2465
01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:51,720
at the bachelor party,
I can't find him
2466
01:38:51,722 --> 01:38:53,287
or his friends anywhere.
2467
01:38:53,289 --> 01:38:55,189
Please, you gotta
get here quick!
2468
01:38:55,191 --> 01:38:56,256
Cherokee Creek!
2469
01:38:56,258 --> 01:38:57,559
Get here quick!
2470
01:38:57,561 --> 01:38:58,395
Oh, God.
2471
01:38:59,663 --> 01:39:00,795
Patrick!
2472
01:39:00,797 --> 01:39:01,830
Patrick!
2473
01:39:01,832 --> 01:39:02,831
Jinx!
2474
01:39:02,833 --> 01:39:03,832
Patrick!
2475
01:39:03,834 --> 01:39:05,400
Where are you?
2476
01:39:05,402 --> 01:39:06,635
Patrick?
2477
01:39:06,637 --> 01:39:07,669
Patrick!
2478
01:39:07,671 --> 01:39:08,937
Patrick!
2479
01:39:08,939 --> 01:39:09,804
Patrick!
2480
01:39:09,806 --> 01:39:11,406
Where is it?
2481
01:39:11,408 --> 01:39:12,843
What is it doing?
2482
01:39:15,679 --> 01:39:17,445
- You okay?
- Yeah.
2483
01:39:17,447 --> 01:39:19,714
- Yeah.
- I'm alright.
2484
01:39:19,716 --> 01:39:21,983
- It's okay.
- I'm alright.
2485
01:39:21,985 --> 01:39:22,817
I mean it just come and play...
2486
01:39:22,819 --> 01:39:23,818
Yeah, we're alright.
2487
01:39:23,820 --> 01:39:24,886
- We're alright.
- We're good.
2488
01:39:24,888 --> 01:39:25,720
We're good.
2489
01:39:35,499 --> 01:39:37,265
Do you see it?
2490
01:39:37,267 --> 01:39:38,435
No, come on.
2491
01:39:43,907 --> 01:39:44,741
Shh!
2492
01:39:47,310 --> 01:39:48,578
Okay, let's go.
2493
01:39:49,579 --> 01:39:50,779
What the fuck?
2494
01:39:50,781 --> 01:39:52,480
Oh, come on!
2495
01:39:52,482 --> 01:39:53,715
- Of course.
- Fuck!
2496
01:39:53,717 --> 01:39:54,783
Fucking tires are flat.
2497
01:39:54,785 --> 01:39:55,617
Shh.
2498
01:39:55,619 --> 01:39:56,687
Alright, locked?
2499
01:39:57,754 --> 01:39:59,287
It's locked.
2500
01:39:59,289 --> 01:40:00,190
Maybe this side.
2501
01:40:03,260 --> 01:40:03,895
Fuck.
2502
01:40:04,896 --> 01:40:05,928
Locked, God damn it.
2503
01:40:05,930 --> 01:40:07,765
Hey, man, these aren't flat.
2504
01:40:09,499 --> 01:40:10,802
Hey, check the other side.
2505
01:40:13,871 --> 01:40:15,437
- No.
- Really?
2506
01:40:15,439 --> 01:40:16,605
- Uh huh.
- Fuckin' hot.
2507
01:40:16,607 --> 01:40:17,773
- Ah!
- Shit.
2508
01:40:17,775 --> 01:40:18,974
- Of course.
- Keys.
2509
01:40:18,976 --> 01:40:19,809
We need keys.
2510
01:40:19,811 --> 01:40:20,845
Whose car is this?
2511
01:40:21,913 --> 01:40:23,946
Oh, I bet it's
the stripper's car!
2512
01:40:23,948 --> 01:40:24,947
Oh, yeah.
2513
01:40:24,949 --> 01:40:25,881
Uh, Brick!
2514
01:40:25,883 --> 01:40:26,816
Brick probably has the keys!
2515
01:40:26,818 --> 01:40:27,683
Brick?
2516
01:40:27,685 --> 01:40:29,652
Uh, yeah, you know
like the bouncer.
2517
01:40:29,654 --> 01:40:30,619
- Oh.
- Come on.
2518
01:40:30,621 --> 01:40:32,557
Let's go check on that.
2519
01:40:48,539 --> 01:40:49,772
What the fuck is that?
2520
01:40:49,774 --> 01:40:51,275
It's the tree.
2521
01:40:54,512 --> 01:40:55,813
Past the tree.
2522
01:40:56,714 --> 01:40:57,546
What is that?
2523
01:40:57,548 --> 01:40:58,850
Shh, get down.
2524
01:41:01,786 --> 01:41:03,719
That's, oh my God.
2525
01:41:03,721 --> 01:41:06,522
- Is that him?
- I don't fucking know.
2526
01:41:06,524 --> 01:41:07,456
What do you mean you
don't fucking know?
2527
01:41:07,458 --> 01:41:08,591
You're the fuckin' expert.
2528
01:41:08,593 --> 01:41:10,060
Dude, there's a real one,
there's a fuckin' fake one.
2529
01:41:10,062 --> 01:41:12,363
How am I supposed to
know the difference?
2530
01:41:13,397 --> 01:41:14,665
Well, fuckin' shoot it.
2531
01:41:15,533 --> 01:41:16,365
You got the gun.
2532
01:41:16,367 --> 01:41:17,033
You shoot it.
2533
01:41:17,035 --> 01:41:17,869
Here.
2534
01:41:20,438 --> 01:41:21,537
I never shot one before.
2535
01:41:21,539 --> 01:41:22,905
You fuckin' kidding me?
2536
01:41:22,907 --> 01:41:24,975
You're in all those
action movies.
2537
01:41:24,977 --> 01:41:26,778
Yeah, but I gotta use a knife.
2538
01:41:28,046 --> 01:41:29,478
Okay.
2539
01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:30,881
Just fucking
shoot it, come on.
2540
01:41:30,883 --> 01:41:32,115
Let's get the fuck outta here.
2541
01:41:32,117 --> 01:41:33,049
Come on, man, I'm
still pretty fucked up
2542
01:41:33,051 --> 01:41:34,485
off that thing you gave me.
2543
01:41:35,586 --> 01:41:37,720
I don't like it,
man, I don't like it.
2544
01:41:37,722 --> 01:41:39,823
Let's just, let's
just find the keys.
2545
01:41:39,825 --> 01:41:40,957
Let's find the
dude that's got 'em
2546
01:41:40,959 --> 01:41:42,893
and get the fuck outta here.
2547
01:41:42,895 --> 01:41:43,927
Cause what if I miss?
2548
01:41:43,929 --> 01:41:45,394
I just piss it off.
2549
01:41:45,396 --> 01:41:46,830
- Alright, alright.
- Yeah.
2550
01:41:46,832 --> 01:41:48,664
Just wait till, just
wait till it leaves.
2551
01:41:48,666 --> 01:41:49,467
Okay.
2552
01:41:51,036 --> 01:41:52,368
- There it goes.
- There it goes.
2553
01:41:52,370 --> 01:41:53,435
There it goes.
2554
01:41:53,437 --> 01:41:53,906
- Hey, let's go that way.
- Alright.
2555
01:41:55,406 --> 01:41:56,008
Go, go.
2556
01:42:05,117 --> 01:42:06,082
What the fuck?
2557
01:42:06,084 --> 01:42:07,483
Get the fuck...
2558
01:42:07,485 --> 01:42:08,952
oh, oh, it's Brick!
2559
01:42:08,954 --> 01:42:10,086
Hey, oh, fuckin'.
2560
01:42:10,088 --> 01:42:11,021
Oh, Jesus.
2561
01:42:11,023 --> 01:42:13,723
- Oh, God.
- Oh, shit.
2562
01:42:13,725 --> 01:42:14,591
Fuck!
2563
01:42:14,593 --> 01:42:15,725
Check him for keys.
2564
01:42:15,727 --> 01:42:16,562
Keys.
2565
01:42:21,967 --> 01:42:23,001
Look.
2566
01:42:23,936 --> 01:42:24,901
Man, there's nothing.
2567
01:42:24,903 --> 01:42:26,036
Fuck!
2568
01:42:26,038 --> 01:42:27,070
Um.
2569
01:42:27,072 --> 01:42:28,004
The strippers.
2570
01:42:28,006 --> 01:42:29,172
The strippers gotta have 'em.
2571
01:42:29,174 --> 01:42:30,774
I know where
they're at, come on.
2572
01:42:30,776 --> 01:42:31,610
Come on.
2573
01:42:33,612 --> 01:42:34,578
There they are.
2574
01:42:34,580 --> 01:42:35,679
- Oh, yes.
- Oh my God.
2575
01:42:35,681 --> 01:42:36,513
They gotta have it, man.
2576
01:42:36,515 --> 01:42:37,714
Go check her.
2577
01:42:37,716 --> 01:42:38,717
I'll check this one.
2578
01:42:39,885 --> 01:42:40,984
Fuck.
2579
01:42:40,986 --> 01:42:41,820
Um, okay.
2580
01:42:43,856 --> 01:42:44,690
Fuck.
2581
01:42:51,630 --> 01:42:52,464
Fuck.
2582
01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:55,634
Fuck.
2583
01:42:59,438 --> 01:43:04,143
Gross!
2584
01:43:05,211 --> 01:43:06,043
Fuck yeah!
2585
01:43:06,045 --> 01:43:07,080
I got it!
2586
01:43:07,981 --> 01:43:09,146
Oh, shit.
2587
01:43:09,148 --> 01:43:11,115
Vinny, behind you!
2588
01:43:15,154 --> 01:43:16,153
Holy shit.
2589
01:43:32,672 --> 01:43:33,505
Shit!
2590
01:43:34,173 --> 01:43:35,108
I got it.
2591
01:43:39,145 --> 01:43:43,180
Fuck you, man!
2592
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:48,521
Fuck, Vinny.
2593
01:43:58,164 --> 01:43:59,664
What the fuck?
2594
01:43:59,666 --> 01:44:00,865
Gotta get the key.
2595
01:44:00,867 --> 01:44:02,733
I need the key.
2596
01:44:02,735 --> 01:44:04,001
Oh.
2597
01:44:05,772 --> 01:44:08,005
It was supposed to
be you and me, man.
2598
01:44:08,007 --> 01:44:10,107
Oh, fuck, where is it?
2599
01:44:10,109 --> 01:44:11,142
Oh!
2600
01:44:11,144 --> 01:44:11,976
Oh!
2601
01:44:11,978 --> 01:44:13,044
Oh, fuck!
2602
01:44:13,046 --> 01:44:13,880
Oh, fuck!
2603
01:44:25,058 --> 01:44:26,524
Thanks, man.
2604
01:45:22,716 --> 01:45:23,749
You son of a bitch!
2605
01:45:31,992 --> 01:45:32,993
Oh my God!
2606
01:45:35,095 --> 01:45:37,662
Oh my God, I'm so
glad to see you.
2607
01:45:37,664 --> 01:45:38,665
Look at you.
2608
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:41,967
Why the hell were
you shooting at me?
2609
01:45:41,969 --> 01:45:42,901
Are you crazy?
2610
01:45:42,903 --> 01:45:44,136
I wasn't shooting at you,
2611
01:45:44,138 --> 01:45:45,103
I was shooting at that
bear or whatever it was.
2612
01:45:45,105 --> 01:45:46,671
It was attacking you!
2613
01:45:46,673 --> 01:45:48,040
It was behind you!
2614
01:45:48,042 --> 01:45:48,675
See?
2615
01:45:50,711 --> 01:45:52,345
- What was that?
- You killed it!
2616
01:45:52,347 --> 01:45:53,945
That's Bigfoot!
2617
01:45:53,947 --> 01:45:55,283
That is fuckin' Bigfoot.
2618
01:45:56,650 --> 01:45:57,783
And you killed it.
2619
01:45:57,785 --> 01:45:59,586
He killed everybody.
2620
01:46:00,255 --> 01:46:01,753
Everybody's dead.
2621
01:46:01,755 --> 01:46:02,589
Almost got me.
2622
01:46:04,024 --> 01:46:05,991
- But I made it.
- Mmhmm.
2623
01:46:05,993 --> 01:46:07,393
And you're lucky
I didn't kill you
2624
01:46:07,395 --> 01:46:10,229
for everything you have
put me through tonight.
2625
01:46:10,231 --> 01:46:12,030
You betrayed me!
2626
01:46:12,032 --> 01:46:14,200
You put all those videos
all over my social media
2627
01:46:14,202 --> 01:46:16,001
accounts of those
strippers all over you.
2628
01:46:16,003 --> 01:46:17,136
Why would you do that?
2629
01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:18,837
Are you fuckin' serious?
2630
01:46:18,839 --> 01:46:20,073
Did you hear me?
2631
01:46:20,075 --> 01:46:21,207
- Everybody's dead!
- Yes, I heard you!
2632
01:46:21,209 --> 01:46:22,975
I almost died!
2633
01:46:22,977 --> 01:46:26,145
But you broke
your promise to me.
2634
01:46:26,147 --> 01:46:28,081
Everybody that
I came here with,
2635
01:46:28,083 --> 01:46:30,151
Jinx, they're all dead.
2636
01:46:31,252 --> 01:46:33,652
- I heard you.
- I am done.
2637
01:46:33,654 --> 01:46:34,921
You hear me?
2638
01:46:34,923 --> 01:46:37,290
Done being your pussy
whipped little bitch.
2639
01:46:37,292 --> 01:46:40,326
I didn't put any videos on
your social media account.
2640
01:46:40,328 --> 01:46:42,762
Okay, so I'd appreciate
it if you cutted me
2641
01:46:42,764 --> 01:46:44,430
a little fuckin' slack.
2642
01:46:44,432 --> 01:46:45,731
And to top it all off,
2643
01:46:45,733 --> 01:46:47,266
I don't know what happened.
2644
01:46:47,268 --> 01:46:49,168
The last thing
that I can remember
2645
01:46:49,170 --> 01:46:53,439
is I was arguing with
Jinx about the strippers
2646
01:46:53,441 --> 01:46:55,041
you're so concerned with.
2647
01:46:55,043 --> 01:46:57,276
Next thing I know, I
get woken up by Vinny
2648
01:46:57,278 --> 01:46:59,779
and he's got a
fucking severed dick
2649
01:46:59,781 --> 01:47:01,916
and another ripped off
hand just in his hands.
2650
01:47:04,419 --> 01:47:06,185
How do you know this
wasn't one of Jinx's pranks?
2651
01:47:06,187 --> 01:47:07,854
Huh?
2652
01:47:07,856 --> 01:47:09,088
He's friends with all of
the special effects people,
2653
01:47:09,090 --> 01:47:10,723
he does this stuff all the time,
2654
01:47:10,725 --> 01:47:13,259
I've personally
never trusted him
2655
01:47:13,261 --> 01:47:15,128
and because he promised
nobody would get hurt,
2656
01:47:15,130 --> 01:47:17,096
- I said, okay, fine.
- Okay, stop.
2657
01:47:17,098 --> 01:47:18,231
And he promised
there'd be no strippers!
2658
01:47:18,233 --> 01:47:20,066
And what was there?
2659
01:47:20,068 --> 01:47:21,234
Strippers!
2660
01:47:21,236 --> 01:47:22,168
Well, you're worried
about strippers?
2661
01:47:22,170 --> 01:47:24,338
What you think I'm doing
something out here?
2662
01:47:24,340 --> 01:47:26,708
Besides fighting for
my own fuckin' life?
2663
01:47:28,109 --> 01:47:31,210
And if you're so worried
about what I'm doing, what?
2664
01:47:31,212 --> 01:47:32,379
You're insecure?
2665
01:47:32,381 --> 01:47:34,248
You think I was doing
something wrong?
2666
01:47:34,250 --> 01:47:35,081
What about you?
2667
01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:37,251
Feel like you're
missing something.
2668
01:47:37,253 --> 01:47:38,385
So where were you at tonight?
2669
01:47:38,387 --> 01:47:40,420
While I was trying to not die?
2670
01:47:42,391 --> 01:47:43,956
Do you hear that?
2671
01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:45,392
It's sirens.
2672
01:47:45,394 --> 01:47:47,860
I called the sheriff
at the camp site!
2673
01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:48,895
Let's go, let's get him!
2674
01:48:07,016 --> 01:48:07,948
I killed him!
2675
01:48:07,950 --> 01:48:08,882
I shot him, he's back there.
2676
01:48:08,884 --> 01:48:10,284
Drop your weapon!
2677
01:48:10,286 --> 01:48:11,251
- No, no, you gotta go see.
- Drop that weapon.
2678
01:48:11,253 --> 01:48:13,055
- I'm sorry.
- Up here.
2679
01:48:14,990 --> 01:48:16,190
Oh, I'd love to get
2680
01:48:16,192 --> 01:48:17,424
and smell like beef
in the morning.
2681
01:48:17,426 --> 01:48:18,992
Makes me horny.
2682
01:48:18,994 --> 01:48:20,194
What?
2683
01:48:20,196 --> 01:48:21,161
- What have we got here?
- Oh my goodness,
2684
01:48:21,163 --> 01:48:23,263
- what is this?
- I don't know.
2685
01:48:23,265 --> 01:48:24,099
But it's not.
2686
01:48:25,167 --> 01:48:26,466
- He's dead.
- Throw him over.
2687
01:48:26,468 --> 01:48:28,902
On my count, one, two, three.
2688
01:48:30,339 --> 01:48:32,039
God, he stinks.
2689
01:48:32,041 --> 01:48:33,140
You gotta be kidding me.
2690
01:48:33,142 --> 01:48:34,408
No, I'm serious.
2691
01:48:34,410 --> 01:48:36,143
That's the story you
expect us to believe?
2692
01:48:36,145 --> 01:48:37,277
Another Bigfoot story?
2693
01:48:37,279 --> 01:48:38,345
He's right there.
2694
01:48:38,347 --> 01:48:39,479
You know how many times
we get pulled out here
2695
01:48:39,481 --> 01:48:41,048
for these Bigfoot stories?
2696
01:48:41,050 --> 01:48:42,816
I just shot him,
he's right there
2697
01:48:42,818 --> 01:48:46,353
if you just please come
with us, you will see him!
2698
01:48:46,355 --> 01:48:48,989
First of all, son, you're
on restricted property.
2699
01:48:48,991 --> 01:48:51,925
That's a 300 dollar
fine per person.
2700
01:48:51,927 --> 01:48:54,027
Second, why didn't you
just go to a titty bar
2701
01:48:54,029 --> 01:48:55,195
like anybody else?
2702
01:48:55,197 --> 01:48:58,832
I mean, who comes out in the
woods for a bachelor party?
2703
01:48:58,834 --> 01:48:59,467
Nobody.
2704
01:48:59,469 --> 01:49:00,401
Doesn't make sense.
2705
01:49:00,403 --> 01:49:01,868
Sir.
2706
01:49:01,870 --> 01:49:05,373
With all due respect,
I am vehemently opposed
2707
01:49:05,375 --> 01:49:09,310
to titty bars and camping is
all I would allow him to do.
2708
01:49:09,312 --> 01:49:11,312
All you would allow him to do?
2709
01:49:11,314 --> 01:49:12,946
Well, you're cool
with him coming out
2710
01:49:12,948 --> 01:49:14,415
with his friends into
a restricted area
2711
01:49:14,417 --> 01:49:15,516
and getting 'em all killed?
2712
01:49:15,518 --> 01:49:17,150
That doesn't make sense, ma'am.
2713
01:49:17,152 --> 01:49:19,320
I didn't know they
would be trespassing.
2714
01:49:19,322 --> 01:49:21,822
I didn't know this would
be a restricted area.
2715
01:49:21,824 --> 01:49:23,358
I didn't know
there'd be strippers,
2716
01:49:23,360 --> 01:49:25,993
I didn't know there'd be an
actor in a Bigfoot costume!
2717
01:49:25,995 --> 01:49:26,994
Of course there's
gonna be strippers,
2718
01:49:26,996 --> 01:49:28,396
he's a man, isn't he?
2719
01:49:28,398 --> 01:49:30,367
What kind of controlling
woman are you?
2720
01:49:31,468 --> 01:49:32,966
There he is!
2721
01:49:32,968 --> 01:49:34,903
- Have a look for yourself.
- That's him!
2722
01:49:36,373 --> 01:49:37,205
Oh God, that's him.
2723
01:49:42,479 --> 01:49:44,147
Let's take a
look at this thing.
2724
01:49:46,383 --> 01:49:48,182
Here's your Bigfoot, lady.
2725
01:49:49,352 --> 01:49:52,620
Looks like you killed this
nice young man for no reason.
2726
01:49:52,622 --> 01:49:54,622
- No, I, no.
- No!
2727
01:49:54,624 --> 01:49:56,457
Stop, that is not what it was.
2728
01:49:56,459 --> 01:49:57,959
Okay, that, no, no, no.
2729
01:49:57,961 --> 01:49:58,893
You said you knew
about the party...
2730
01:49:58,895 --> 01:50:00,328
That's not what I shot!
2731
01:50:00,330 --> 01:50:01,262
- I shot, I shot a Bigfoot!
- You said you knew
2732
01:50:01,264 --> 01:50:03,097
about the party and the plan.
2733
01:50:03,099 --> 01:50:04,165
Why didn't you check it out
2734
01:50:04,167 --> 01:50:06,134
before you opened fire
and killed this poor kid?
2735
01:50:06,136 --> 01:50:08,369
I don't know,
I didn't mean to!
2736
01:50:08,371 --> 01:50:09,437
You think a kid did all this?
2737
01:50:09,439 --> 01:50:10,872
We're gonna cuff 'em.
2738
01:50:10,874 --> 01:50:12,240
We're gonna take you in
for more questioning.
2739
01:50:12,242 --> 01:50:13,174
We'll get to the bottom of this.
2740
01:50:13,176 --> 01:50:14,409
It's alright, it'll be good.
2741
01:50:14,411 --> 01:50:16,544
We'll find out exactly
what happened out here.
2742
01:50:16,546 --> 01:50:18,146
Remain calm, okay?
2743
01:50:18,148 --> 01:50:19,047
We're innocent.
2744
01:50:19,049 --> 01:50:20,014
We didn't do anything!
2745
01:50:20,016 --> 01:50:21,215
We're innocent!
2746
01:50:21,217 --> 01:50:22,383
We need to reduce
the drama, okay?
2747
01:50:22,385 --> 01:50:24,352
- Everyone just calm down.
- What drama?
2748
01:50:24,354 --> 01:50:26,555
You are arresting
us for no reason.
2749
01:50:26,557 --> 01:50:27,422
You think I did this?
2750
01:50:27,424 --> 01:50:29,257
You think I did this?
2751
01:50:29,259 --> 01:50:30,458
We're innocent!
2752
01:50:30,460 --> 01:50:31,426
Have the
right to remain silent.
2753
01:50:31,428 --> 01:50:33,428
Anything you say can and will be
2754
01:50:33,430 --> 01:50:35,431
used against you in
the court of law.
2755
01:50:35,433 --> 01:50:37,899
Get off, we're innocent!
2756
01:50:37,901 --> 01:50:38,600
We're innocent!
2757
01:50:38,602 --> 01:50:39,437
Sir, sir!
2758
01:50:40,937 --> 01:50:42,438
We are innocent, please.
2759
01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:43,472
Please.
2760
01:50:43,474 --> 01:50:45,239
Get in the damn car.
2761
01:50:45,241 --> 01:50:46,941
This is bullshit.
2762
01:50:46,943 --> 01:50:48,410
Hey!
2763
01:50:48,412 --> 01:50:49,378
Hey, that's her!
2764
01:50:49,380 --> 01:50:50,346
- Hey, that's her!
- Let's go.
2765
01:50:50,348 --> 01:50:51,513
That's the park ranger.
2766
01:50:51,515 --> 01:50:54,550
Son, you're just diggin'
a deeper hole with the lies.
2767
01:50:54,552 --> 01:50:55,351
Just be quiet, okay?
2768
01:50:55,353 --> 01:50:57,085
Tell it to the
judge, if you want.
2769
01:50:57,087 --> 01:50:58,654
- Let's go.
- Come on!
2770
01:50:58,656 --> 01:51:00,289
- Get in the car!
- Look at her boobs!
2771
01:51:00,291 --> 01:51:01,690
- Get in the car.
- Get him in the car, deputy.
2772
01:51:01,692 --> 01:51:02,558
Let's go!
2773
01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:03,459
Get him outta here.
2774
01:51:03,461 --> 01:51:04,593
No, no, no!
2775
01:51:04,595 --> 01:51:06,328
- No, no!
- Let's go.
2776
01:51:06,330 --> 01:51:07,429
Come on.
2777
01:51:07,431 --> 01:51:08,996
Let go!
2778
01:51:08,998 --> 01:51:10,265
Look, we're innocent!
2779
01:51:10,267 --> 01:51:11,233
Sheriff, I don't know
what he's talking about.
2780
01:51:11,235 --> 01:51:15,170
I've never seen that
man in my entire life.
2781
01:51:15,172 --> 01:51:16,005
Let me see it.
2782
01:51:17,974 --> 01:51:19,610
Vinny Blades.
2783
01:51:20,578 --> 01:51:21,410
What did I tell you about
2784
01:51:21,412 --> 01:51:23,712
hanging out with
these damn campers?
2785
01:51:23,714 --> 01:51:25,314
They get you in
trouble every time.
2786
01:51:50,007 --> 01:51:52,076
God, a hand and a cock.
2787
01:51:53,511 --> 01:51:54,311
Oh.
2788
01:51:57,081 --> 01:51:58,480
How about a handjob, buddy, huh?
2789
01:52:00,050 --> 01:52:01,283
What'd you do, little lady?
2790
01:52:01,285 --> 01:52:03,485
What'd you do to get
your head knocked off?
2791
01:52:05,022 --> 01:52:06,625
I found another one!
2792
01:52:12,664 --> 01:52:13,998
What the fuck?
2793
01:52:19,303 --> 01:52:20,503
- Yeah!
- Alright!
2794
01:52:20,505 --> 01:52:21,404
Look at these motherfuckers!
2795
01:52:21,406 --> 01:52:22,472
Look at these guys.
2796
01:52:22,474 --> 01:52:23,673
You fuckin' made it
through the fuckin' movie!
2797
01:52:23,675 --> 01:52:24,574
Cherokee Creek!
2798
01:52:24,576 --> 01:52:27,209
Cherokee
Creek, Cherokee Creek!
2799
01:52:27,211 --> 01:52:29,479
Cherokee Creek, Cherokee Creek!
2800
01:52:29,481 --> 01:52:30,547
Oh, shit, hey.
2801
01:52:30,549 --> 01:52:31,381
Kids, if you're watching this,
2802
01:52:31,383 --> 01:52:33,182
don't fuckin' play
with guns, okay?
2803
01:52:33,184 --> 01:52:34,617
But you do need to
say Cherokee Creek
2804
01:52:34,619 --> 01:52:36,553
and, you know, you can come
up with your own dance.
2805
01:52:36,555 --> 01:52:38,020
You don't have to
do this one but,
2806
01:52:38,022 --> 01:52:39,589
come up with some kind
of Cherokee Creek dance
2807
01:52:39,591 --> 01:52:42,559
- and put that shit online.
- Yeah, you could do a dance!
2808
01:52:42,561 --> 01:52:46,028
I want you to tell every
motherfucker out there.
2809
01:52:46,030 --> 01:52:48,030
- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker about our movie
2810
01:52:48,032 --> 01:52:49,699
Cherokee Creek
because we made this
2811
01:52:49,701 --> 01:52:50,600
fucking movie for you guys.
2812
01:52:50,602 --> 01:52:52,702
We wanted to see a
kickass Bigfoot movie
2813
01:52:52,704 --> 01:52:54,270
that had the tits and
the ass and everything.
2814
01:52:54,272 --> 01:52:55,638
Tits!
2815
01:52:55,640 --> 01:52:57,207
And we didn't necessarily
wanna see a dick
2816
01:52:57,209 --> 01:52:58,508
in there but everybody else
was putting dicks in movies
2817
01:52:58,510 --> 01:53:00,043
and we did our research,
so we're like, fuck it.
2818
01:53:00,045 --> 01:53:02,479
I'll put a dick in there
and the dick is funny.
2819
01:53:02,481 --> 01:53:03,680
I think the dick's pretty funny.
2820
01:53:03,682 --> 01:53:05,548
I think the dicks
are funny, yeah.
2821
01:53:05,550 --> 01:53:06,516
The dick in the
movie was funny.
2822
01:53:06,518 --> 01:53:08,518
You get a great laugh
out of the motherfucker.
2823
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:09,352
- Hey, you get...
- Anyway.
2824
01:53:09,354 --> 01:53:11,154
You get a laugh
with the dicks.
2825
01:53:11,156 --> 01:53:12,388
I laughed.
2826
01:53:12,390 --> 01:53:14,491
Anyway, so get down
to some business.
2827
01:53:14,493 --> 01:53:16,326
- You motherfuckers.
- Yous.
2828
01:53:16,328 --> 01:53:18,261
You cool
motherfuckers out there,
2829
01:53:18,263 --> 01:53:19,662
all of yous, what
we need for y'all
2830
01:53:19,664 --> 01:53:21,197
to fuckin' do is tell everybody
2831
01:53:21,199 --> 01:53:22,632
about this motherfucking movie.
2832
01:53:22,634 --> 01:53:24,601
Get on the Facebook,
the Twitter.
2833
01:53:24,603 --> 01:53:25,736
That's the like.
2834
01:53:25,738 --> 01:53:26,569
Shit, the Facebook, the Twitter,
2835
01:53:26,571 --> 01:53:27,637
whatever the fuck
it is you're on.
2836
01:53:27,639 --> 01:53:29,572
- The Instagram.
- Yes!
2837
01:53:29,574 --> 01:53:30,708
What's those other ones?
2838
01:53:30,710 --> 01:53:32,141
Facebook?
2839
01:53:32,143 --> 01:53:33,610
We said that one
already, didn't we?
2840
01:53:33,612 --> 01:53:35,345
Instagram.
2841
01:53:35,347 --> 01:53:36,579
We said that, too.
2842
01:53:36,581 --> 01:53:37,480
Anyway, get on all
the fuckin' formats
2843
01:53:37,482 --> 01:53:39,650
and whatever format
comes out at the time
2844
01:53:39,652 --> 01:53:41,551
and tell them about this
movie, Cherokee Creek
2845
01:53:41,553 --> 01:53:44,722
because we're a 100
percent independent film
2846
01:53:44,724 --> 01:53:46,590
and we did not take
shit from nobody.
2847
01:53:46,592 --> 01:53:48,826
And we didn't change
shit in this movie.
2848
01:53:48,828 --> 01:53:51,394
Because we delivered
what we wanna do
2849
01:53:51,396 --> 01:53:52,463
and I know you fucking loved it
2850
01:53:52,465 --> 01:53:54,765
and if you did love it,
the way we fucking love it,
2851
01:53:54,767 --> 01:53:55,866
tell some
motherfuckers about it.
2852
01:53:55,868 --> 01:53:58,602
Hey, we did it the way
we wanted to do it, right?
2853
01:53:58,604 --> 01:54:00,270
We did it the
way we wanted to.
2854
01:54:00,272 --> 01:54:01,204
- That's right.
- Yeah.
2855
01:54:01,206 --> 01:54:02,740
So fucking tell everybody.
2856
01:54:02,742 --> 01:54:04,207
Tell everybody.
2857
01:54:04,209 --> 01:54:05,709
Hey, don't leave.
2858
01:54:05,711 --> 01:54:06,644
Just stay there and keep an
eye on them motherfuckers.
2859
01:54:06,646 --> 01:54:07,845
What do I do with this?
2860
01:54:07,847 --> 01:54:09,547
Man, hold it at the
camera, make sure they do it.
2861
01:54:09,549 --> 01:54:11,214
- Hey!
- Tell everybody.
2862
01:54:11,216 --> 01:54:13,584
Don't do anything wrong!
2863
01:55:57,324 --> 01:55:58,723
You're not
stealin' my scooter,
2864
01:55:58,725 --> 01:56:00,592
you son of a bitch.
2865
01:56:00,594 --> 01:56:02,594
You're not stealin'
my scooter, you motherfucker!
2866
01:56:02,596 --> 01:56:03,795
Okay, ready?
2867
01:56:03,797 --> 01:56:04,863
Set, looking right
here at my hand, mom.
2868
01:56:04,865 --> 01:56:06,297
You're doing good, don't worry.
2869
01:56:06,299 --> 01:56:07,732
And action!
2870
01:56:07,734 --> 01:56:09,401
You're not
stealin' my scooter,
2871
01:56:09,403 --> 01:56:11,838
you motherfuckin'
son of a bitch.
2872
01:56:13,874 --> 01:56:15,807
Oh boy, guys!
2873
01:56:15,809 --> 01:56:16,808
That's the first time
she got it right.
2874
01:56:16,810 --> 01:56:17,811
Nailed it!
2875
01:56:19,013 --> 01:56:20,280
Alright, come
on, come on, come on.
2876
01:56:20,282 --> 01:56:21,101
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