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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,056 --> 00:00:01,820 How much does all this hurt? 2 00:00:01,856 --> 00:00:04,643 Sometimes I can't get breath in my body. 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:08,745 What I feel for Bel... I've never known anything like it. 4 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:11,304 I promised myself I'd make it happen. 5 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:12,785 You've seen what I'm willing to do. 6 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:14,789 Did you get a glance at my fella? 7 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,825 I can't quite figure you out. 8 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:18,545 It's like we have this connection. 9 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:21,060 But despite that, I feel like there's something else. 10 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,461 Like we share this thing... 11 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,100 ..I can't put my finger on. 12 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,700 Keep the change. 13 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:35,220 Mirror, mirror on the wall... 14 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:38,220 Who's the fairest of them all? 15 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,300 Age before beauty? 16 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,940 Pearls before swine? 17 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,713 Handsome Prince Charming. 18 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,580 Will you be mine? 19 00:00:52,847 --> 00:00:56,347 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:08,820 --> 00:01:11,825 - You never say anything bad about Bel. - It's not a competition. 21 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,162 How could I even begin to... 22 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,313 - What? - Compare? 23 00:01:14,349 --> 00:01:15,425 It's not a competition. 24 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,505 You know that dress? Nothing happened, did it? 25 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,625 No. 26 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:20,785 I've slept with my wife. 27 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:23,225 I don't know how I've ended up as the bit on the side. 28 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,886 That's not what you are to me. 29 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,229 Isn't it? 30 00:01:31,681 --> 00:01:33,660 Oh. Hey, there! 31 00:01:34,366 --> 00:01:36,366 - How's it going? - It's all good. 32 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,025 You? 33 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:42,424 Honestly, I've been going a little bit crazy. 34 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,905 - Oh. - Yeah. Can't help wondering... 35 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,065 What? 36 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,204 Why my boyfriend cheated on his wife. 37 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:52,905 Oh. Wow! 38 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,160 The Billion Dollar Question! 39 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,660 - Could be any number of reasons. - Like? 40 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:09,585 I dunno, maybe... he was bored or fancied a change 41 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,854 or maybe he was just ambushed? 42 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,220 So you don't think there's any way it could be her fault? 43 00:02:17,822 --> 00:02:20,662 Maybe she'd took him for granted? Stopped trying? 44 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:28,580 I think maybe she assumed after all those years that she knew him. 45 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:33,385 That their relationship was bomb-proof. 46 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,420 - I guess she might have been a bit... - Arrogant? 47 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,340 Naive. 48 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,640 So why do you think he's still with her? 49 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,020 I really have no idea. 50 00:02:56,500 --> 00:03:00,105 And so here, at the Keep Young And Beautiful Show, 51 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:03,225 we're going to show the world how to hold back the years 52 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:06,460 so that we can stay youthful and "worth it". 53 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:14,545 ? Keep young and beautiful ? 54 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:19,185 ? It's your duty to be beautiful ? 55 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:23,300 ? Keep young and beautiful ? 56 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:30,940 ? If you want to be loved ? 57 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,785 ? Keep young and beautiful ? 58 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:38,065 ? It's your duty to be beautiful ? 59 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,265 ? Keep young and beautiful ? 60 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,940 ? If you want to be loved ? 61 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,465 ? If you're wise exercise all the fat off ? 62 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,705 ? Take it off, off of here, off of there. ? 63 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:54,065 ? If you're seen anywhere with you hat off ? 64 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:58,665 ? Wear a little wave in your hair ? 65 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,345 ? Take care of all those charms ? 66 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:03,625 ? And you'll always be in someone's arms ? 67 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,785 ? Keep young and beautiful ? 68 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:08,380 ? If you want to be... ? 69 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,540 ? Loved. ? 70 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,265 ..as long as we stick to the programme! 71 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,625 So join us this coming weekend 72 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,660 and let's turn back the clock! 73 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,705 Before you start, we're doing it. Why? 74 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:40,465 Because it's our chance to be at the launch of a brand-new venture, 75 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,242 to see what products are out there, scope out the competition, 76 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,359 see how we compare. 77 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,545 Yeah, go on, by all means, scupper it, 78 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:54,345 because, hey, my suggestion, so obviously can't be any good. 79 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:56,545 - It's a great idea. - What? 80 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:57,625 We should do it. 81 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,620 - What's the catch? - No catch. 82 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,105 Look at me? Who wouldn't? 83 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,705 What did I say when Ding-dong came back to the salon? 84 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:18,665 It would free me up for bigger, better things! 85 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,140 - And they don't come much bigger than this. - Yeah! 86 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,888 Great. 87 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,580 Really nice. 88 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,020 Lovely. 89 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,820 OK, shoulders back. Just tilt your head a bit... 90 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:44,620 Cheers, pop. 91 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,417 As of this weekend, you're no longer aspiring. 92 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:50,305 You're an actual model. 93 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:51,745 Helps to know the right people. 94 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:54,220 Well, like they say, you scratch my back. 95 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,260 Hey! 96 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,214 She said the S-word. 97 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:06,385 - The S-word! - Sex? 98 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,065 Stepmother! 99 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,905 And there's me thinking we're just making hay while the sun shines! 100 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,305 Well, aren't you? 101 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,853 Come on, mate, you're having a ball! 102 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,185 Cake, cookie, full biscuit box! What's not to like? 103 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:20,825 The fact that the longer this goes on, 104 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,225 the more chance there is someone's going to get hurt? 105 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,540 Bel? Her? 106 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:27,620 Fair. 107 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,025 Well, I guess if you're going to bail 108 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:34,017 you may as well go out in a blaze of fireworks. 109 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,945 - Like how? - Like the ultimate, absolute, 110 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,162 amaze-dog's bollocks of a weekend? 111 00:06:39,824 --> 00:06:41,504 The end-it of end-it-alls! 112 00:06:43,184 --> 00:06:45,024 Go on, mate, you've deserved it. 113 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:46,980 So's she. 114 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:50,465 And by Monday, it'll all be over. 115 00:06:53,751 --> 00:06:55,511 We have got three days. 116 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,288 Three days? 117 00:06:58,324 --> 00:06:59,745 Bel is on the brink and I'm loathe to rush it, 118 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:00,905 but Wes is getting cold feet 119 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,811 and if I don't move now, I'll miss the window. 120 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:06,585 And he'll creep back and she'll be none the wiser 121 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,620 and I'll go bad to being "Best Mate Ted". 122 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:13,945 So I need some sign from Bel before Wes bails. 123 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:16,110 Then there's no going back. 124 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:19,865 OK. Yeah, but it only works while Wes is still with the cookie. 125 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:20,945 - Lorelei. - Mm-hm. 126 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:24,620 Which is why you need to keep her in the game till Monday. 127 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,820 Capisce? 128 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:34,620 There you go. 129 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:42,500 Whatever happened to that PT? 130 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:46,705 The client who was doing you free sessions in exchange for a kitchen? 131 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,905 Have you stopped seeing her? 132 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,126 No! 133 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,545 Yeah, yeah, I let it slide. 134 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,857 - What sessions? - What PT? 135 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:56,185 Are you two welded to them phones? 136 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,465 Snore, Dad. 137 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,505 I mean, seriously? If aliens landed, what would they make of you? 138 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,665 Permanently gawping at poodle videos and... 139 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,300 ..sending inane snaps of chicken salads? 140 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,425 You need to get out more, Dad. 141 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:13,260 I need to sleep. I need peace and quiet and no more ear ache. 142 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,826 So, you and Terry? 143 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,805 What was it like when you first got together? 144 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:31,430 You mean... what did we love about each other? 145 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:32,455 Exactly. 146 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:36,900 Everything! 147 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,740 Sex, talking, doing stuff. 148 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:48,905 Daft stuff, sporty stuff, arty stuff. 149 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:54,960 Galleries, plays, movies, dog shows, cocktails, running, dancing... 150 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,260 It's just what you do, in't it? When you're young and in love. 151 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,786 So far we've only spent the night together. 152 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,597 - Yeah? - Open it. 153 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,251 Go on. 154 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,145 It's a whole weekend. 155 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:28,065 Five-star hotel, cocktails, gallery opening, salsa session, 156 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,825 entry to the City Centre Canal Run, 157 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,896 two tickets to the Cheshire Dog Show. 158 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:34,700 I just thought, why can't we have it all? 159 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:44,945 Oh, er, for what it's worth, 160 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,985 I think you did the right thing backing Leanne. 161 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,820 With or without ulterior motive. 162 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,825 Kissing ass after last week's shoot-out. 163 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:55,181 It's water under the bridge, mate. 164 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,300 Everyone has secrets. 165 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,860 - There's no law against, is there? - Oh, Tina. 166 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,301 - Hiya. - Hey. 167 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,295 - Come through. - Thanking you. 168 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:08,725 - How are we? - Yeah, good. You? 169 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,146 - Hiya. - Hiya. 170 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:16,604 Waxing, eyebrows, manicure. 171 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,740 Come this way. 172 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:23,025 - Are you doing anything nice this weekend? - Modelling job. 173 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,780 Oh, lovely that, yeah. 174 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,820 I hate what he's turned her into. 175 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:35,425 She's hyper, pushy, won't take no for an answer. 176 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:36,924 Mitchell? 177 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,460 - Definitely him? - She even sounds like him! 178 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,185 Sorry. I swore I wouldn't go there. 179 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,260 Hey... 180 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:58,745 Do you ever blame yourself that she looked elsewhere? 181 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,930 I mean, if it happened to me, would I not think... 182 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,865 ..where did I go wrong? 183 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,145 Did I get too complacent? 184 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:08,780 Would she be actually better off with someone else? 185 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,178 Well, if that ever happened... 186 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,585 ..I'd hope you'd soon come to your senses. 187 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,875 And do what? 188 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,484 Find someone who deserves you. 189 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,709 This Saturday? 190 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:40,980 Shit. 191 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:45,345 I've just agreed to do a two day-er in, er, Preston. 192 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,185 Oh, that's a shame. 193 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,665 And it's a big deal for the salon, right? 194 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,185 Well, we'll be fine. 195 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,567 Kids'll help. 196 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,745 Would've been nice, all of us together. 197 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,265 Maybe I can rearrange. 198 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,234 - There'll be other weekends. - There will. 199 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,100 Definitely. 200 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,020 - I'm sorry. - Again. 201 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,385 I'm sorry. 202 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:25,105 For grassing about you, the window, what you did, 203 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,233 why you did it, who knew, who didn't... 204 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,585 ..why we don't speak to Auntie Claire, 205 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,665 why we don't speak ABOUT Auntie Claire. I am sorry. 206 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,105 How many times do I need to say it? 207 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,865 Till I tell you I'm bored. 208 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:40,879 I'm sorry. 209 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,420 Bored. 210 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,650 OK, guys! Listen up. 211 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,265 Beauty show, OK. 212 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:56,401 All the prep, the set-up, the stand, will be handled by moi. 213 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,505 Your job is to show up on the day, hand out flyers, and get people in. 214 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,065 - Where will you be? - Enrolling people in our vision. 215 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,371 Which is? 216 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,340 Totally amazalicious hundy P. 217 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,540 Cool. 218 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,300 What time do you want us? 219 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,705 Don't feel bad. 220 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,140 - What? - For working away. 221 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,900 I do feel bad. 222 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,900 Have fun. 223 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:22,825 ? There's one life and there's no return and no deposit ? 224 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,825 ? One life, so it's time to open up your closet... ? 225 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,515 What do you think she's expecting? 226 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,065 A dog's breakfast? 227 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,745 She'll be gutted. 228 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,185 Oh, she will! 229 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,345 ? And it's all my own work ? 230 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,425 ? And finally I'll get the credit I deserve. ? 231 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,740 Whoo! 232 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:50,260 LOUD MUSIC PLAYING 233 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,458 Shit. 234 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,305 How could we even hope to compete? 235 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,620 Way to go, Lea. 236 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,025 How to undermine, 237 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:10,124 freak out and product-shame your sis in one fell swoop, eh? 238 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,945 Benefit of the doubt, guys. Come on. 239 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,340 WAITER: Any champagne, ladies? 240 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:24,945 So, le produit, as we say in France, is completely unique 241 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,625 and it comes in this unusual packaging. 242 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,665 It's the first time I've ever displayed it. 243 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,305 It's actually still in development, 244 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,305 but at the moment we are offering... 245 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:34,825 "Anti-ageing guru"? 246 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,025 What exactly is that? 247 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,905 I offer lifestyle advice, aesthetic consultations 248 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:42,345 and I'm developing my own unique product range. 249 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:46,145 Teddy's backing me and he thinks he can get further investment. 250 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,185 And when you say "developing," it's...? 251 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,465 I've chosen colours for bottles and logos for packaging. 252 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,585 - Lovely. - But no actual products? 253 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,185 That's just a detail. 254 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,985 The key is to create a buzz! 255 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,745 And this anti-ageing programme? 256 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,825 So, hints, tips, advice. 257 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,705 - Like...? - Erm... 258 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,345 Look, obviously I'm not going to be giving away and trade secrets 259 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,860 till you've coughed up a fee. 260 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,865 Oh! 261 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,183 Just a taster. More to come. 262 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,540 SHE GIGGLES 263 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,380 OK. Clock starts now! 264 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,665 What? 265 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,025 Come on, lazy. 266 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,540 We've got a schedule to keep! 267 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,700 _ 268 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,740 Wow... 269 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,465 Wow? 270 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,025 Right. Next stop. 271 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:53,225 Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 272 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,865 Five and six, seven, eight. 273 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,900 - Isn't this awesome? - Totally. 274 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,240 - WATCH CHIMES - Uh-oh! 275 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,185 Now what? 276 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,825 Yeah, so I might have to slip off later. 277 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,583 - What? - I arranged to meet a client... 278 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,625 ..flying in from Dubai. 279 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,545 - Sorry, it completely slipped my mind. - When? 280 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,705 2:30? 281 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,145 No problem! 282 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,345 - Ladies and gentlemen... - I'm aiming for a PB. 283 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:22,425 - Stick with me, you'll be fine. - ..if you would take your positions. 284 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,705 Are you ready? Get set... 285 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,940 STARTER PISTOL 286 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,700 Ooh... 287 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,260 Hello. 288 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,505 So how does this work, then? 289 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,900 You suck my blood, I'll suck yours? 290 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,700 - Lamb. - Slaughter. 291 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:53,225 So what's this week's Black Ops? 292 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:56,265 Operation "Show Wes What He's Got To Lose." 293 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,625 And how's it going? 294 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,860 It's only a matter of time before he's home. 295 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,843 OK, what do you really think? 296 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:15,145 That you are amazing for getting behind her, no matter what. 297 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,700 I know how much it means to her. 298 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,620 Wes not here? 299 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,940 - Working. - He must be gutted. 300 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,092 Yeah, well... 301 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,985 Oh, by the way... you thinking what I'm thinking? 302 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,460 Leanne's a shit guru? 303 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,012 MirrorBel Beauty's out of its league? 304 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,180 What are we going to do about that? 305 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,620 WOMAN: Ten minutes, everyone. 306 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,494 _ 307 00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:20,763 _ 308 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:30,140 Oh, there you are! I have been looking all over for your stand. 309 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,825 Wow... Oh, wow. Tell me about this. 310 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:39,465 Well, les produits, as we say in France, 311 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,825 are at an early stage of development. 312 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,065 I really want to get the ingredients right, 313 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,545 but basically they're totes au naturel, 314 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:50,465 organique, full of vitamins, minerals, essential oils, 315 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,185 no carbs, gluten-free, low cholesterol... 316 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,225 Sounds good. 317 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,300 Leon! 318 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,820 Hey. 319 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,465 What do you think? 320 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,465 Can we get a picture? Celebrity endorsement? 321 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,940 Er, yeah, sure. OK. 322 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,660 - Diz, come away. - Come on. Come on. 323 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,675 There you go. 324 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,205 - You know I hate City? - Yep. 325 00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:20,145 Disney! 326 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,905 But that goal against Stoke was a belter. 327 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,945 And how's your game, hmm? Are you still banging them in? 328 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,625 Hat-trick last week for Clarry Girls. 329 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,638 Get me scouted? 330 00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:31,465 - Disney! - Disney what? 331 00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:33,389 Disney Regan. 332 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,865 Well, I never forget a name or a face. 333 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,372 And this one. Lovely. 334 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:47,105 RINGTONE: ? I've had the time of my life ? 335 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,065 ? No, I've never... ? 336 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,550 Great song. 337 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:52,501 - Did we get it? - Yeah, it's good. 338 00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:53,945 Brilliant, thank you so much. 339 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,740 - Erm, babe, are you ready? - Yeah. 340 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,745 - Fancy him remembering. - What? 341 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,980 That I play football. 342 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,619 First time? 343 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,683 What gave you that idea? 344 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,460 Me? Five years back? 345 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,420 You'll boss it, mate. 346 00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:28,785 Here you go. Well done. Keep going. 347 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,020 Keep hydrating. 348 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,860 There you go. 349 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,340 Take a drink. Come on. 350 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,745 Great race. 351 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,900 You look really good. 352 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,745 Have we got no leaflets for the salon? 353 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:08,185 I don't think Leanne brought any. 354 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,625 There's a shock! 355 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,957 It just seems a shame to waste the opportunity. 356 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,185 Got any at home? I could run you. 357 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,535 No, it's fine. 358 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,820 Actually, that... that would be good. 359 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,067 Can you manage, Heidi? 360 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,465 Time Of My Life. 361 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,577 - Yes? - You know, the last time I heard it... 362 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,620 One night, it was about nine years ago... 363 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:53,395 ..outside Suede with a girl, in her car. 364 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:58,185 You know, looking back, I'm embarrassed to admit it. 365 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:01,545 I was young and daft. I thought I was God's Gift. 366 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:04,225 I didn't think about her feelings 367 00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:06,340 or whether there might be consequences. 368 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,500 If there were... 369 00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:16,020 ..I would feel obligated to make things right. 370 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:22,340 There weren't. 371 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,861 Good song, though. 372 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:30,020 - Great song. - Yeah. 373 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,380 DOOR OPENING 374 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,220 Trying to think where they'd be. 375 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:18,741 You know, seeing you there today I couldn't help thinking... 376 00:25:18,777 --> 00:25:19,766 What? 377 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,780 How amazing you look. 378 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,540 Oh, that's nice to hear. 379 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,740 Actually that might be your fault. 380 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,140 How? 381 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:34,265 Putting ideas into my head. 382 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,320 Get back to the salon, make a fresh start? 383 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,300 One way or another, you've been there for me. 384 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,200 These days, boy, do I appreciate it! 385 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,100 You know I'll always be there for you. 386 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,060 That's a promise. 387 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,380 There they are! 388 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,900 DOOR CLOSES 389 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,825 Ladies and gentlemen, please make your way over to the catwalk 390 00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:48,580 - for the start of the fashion show. - Won't be a tic. Just seen a mate. 391 00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:41,825 - Did that guy just wink at you? - Yep. 392 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,185 He's well hot. 393 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,505 Should I introduce you? 394 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,425 - Could you? - Sure. 395 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,300 Same time you introduce me to yours. 396 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,900 Why couldn't you just tell him the truth? 397 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,945 Cos it's too late? 398 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,380 Cos he's marrying Dayna. 399 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,340 Cos I'm ancient! 400 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,705 Why didn't he show up nine years ago 401 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:10,585 before I was minging and sagging and pumped full of fillers? 402 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,905 You're not minging. 403 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,060 Oh, look at me! 404 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,940 Is this the face of a WAG? 405 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:24,425 Besides, what am I supposed to tell Diz, eh? 406 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:28,940 That she's the upshot of some swift wham-bam in the back of a Beetle? 407 00:28:30,429 --> 00:28:32,991 She thinks he got transferred to Senegal. 408 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:38,985 I hope I never set eyes on him again. 409 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,340 Oh, come here. 410 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,985 Boyfriend? But everyone thinks... 411 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,023 - That I'm a lezza? Yeah. - Yeah. 412 00:28:53,059 --> 00:28:54,385 And long may it last. 413 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,905 You really think I want the Crazy Gang poking their snouts 414 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,425 - into my affairs? - What, so you want them all to think...? 415 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:03,285 That I'm a frustrated old dyke? You bet! 416 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:06,425 "Poor Tina, never met the right girl..." 417 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,105 Oh, well, she'll have to settle for Shaquille! 418 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,986 You do realise I'm going to have to kill you now? 419 00:29:11,022 --> 00:29:11,906 Of course. 420 00:29:11,942 --> 00:29:14,241 Hey, and if you've got any sense, you'll do the same. 421 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,945 What, not introduce Dante? 422 00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:18,985 Two years I've been with Shaquille. 423 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,985 When he comes in the salon, it's bad enough, 424 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,625 exposing him to all the witter and garbage. 425 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,865 Lay low. 426 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,585 Till you've got no choice. 427 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:27,945 What's "no choice"? 428 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:29,637 The one I'm landed with. 429 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,425 Soft git wants to marry me. 430 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:33,265 Ah, Tina! That's bloody fantastic! 431 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:35,385 Get off me, you daft bladder! 432 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,060 And keep it zipped. 433 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:41,985 Ah, right, then... 434 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,260 Introductions. 435 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,905 Good afternoon, ladies. How are we today? 436 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:51,305 Can I interest you in the anti-ageing programme? 437 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,185 We're brand-new to the market. 438 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:56,500 Completely unique and developing for the moment. 439 00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:58,740 Thank you very much. 440 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,465 Well, hello, pretty boy! 441 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,574 Are you looking to smooth away those frown lines? 442 00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:10,865 You've come to the right place! 443 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,060 I see that! 444 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:16,905 You should see the response I've had. I am utterly overwhelmed. 445 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,385 Everybody's loving it. 446 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,865 They think it's fabulous. 447 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,940 You made it! 448 00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:24,326 Yeah, I just wanted to show some support. 449 00:30:24,362 --> 00:30:26,198 Hope the client wasn't too miffed? 450 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,145 - Wow, this is all... - It's amazing, in't it? 451 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:31,785 I think it's important to have a vision, you know? 452 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,420 Show people you mean business. 453 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,465 So what can I do? Hand out leaflets? 454 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,860 - The more the merrier. - OK. 455 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,905 Why's she being supportive, huh? Why is she not jealous? 456 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:49,625 - Isn't it good that she's not jealous? - I want her to be jealous. 457 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:52,020 I want her to be pig-sick with envy. 458 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:57,340 She thinks it won't work. 459 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:01,691 She thinks I'm not a threat. 460 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:03,886 I am so a threat. 461 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,425 - I am the mother of all threats. - You are. 462 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,020 I'll give her supportive! 463 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,980 - Thank you. See ya. - See ya. 464 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:20,225 So... have we dumped Cookie? 465 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,521 No. 466 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:23,145 But in case you hadn't noticed, 467 00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:26,105 I have a wife and a family and they also mean something to me. 468 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,495 That's fair enough. 469 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,660 - Leanne wants photos. - Coming. 470 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,625 I'm not that tall. Guys, squish in! 471 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,025 You're not in it! 472 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,745 Would you like me to take it? 473 00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:39,980 - Would you mind? - My pleasure. 474 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:48,100 OK. One minute, just hang on a second. 475 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,385 - Dad hold them. - Are you kidding? 476 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:57,865 That's it, turn it round. Other way. 477 00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,585 Disney, smile! 478 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:01,505 - Big smiles, guys. - Seriously? 479 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,900 Smile! 480 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,865 OK. Three, two, one. 481 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,460 Cheese! 482 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,180 Yay! 483 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:26,074 Sorry, guys, I've gotta go. 484 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:28,820 - You're going? - Yeah, sorry. 485 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:31,945 Dad! We're getting pizza. 486 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:35,025 - Sweetheart, I would love to but... - No, no, it's fine. 487 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:36,465 We'll do something tomorrow. 488 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,740 Don't work too hard! 489 00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:43,425 Dad, Dad, do you mind just waiting here just a sec? 490 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:44,580 Yeah, I suppose. 491 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,681 - See you later, man. - See you. 492 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,420 - Cheers, bruv. - See you. 493 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,065 Hey! Our Tina said I shouldn't do this, 494 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,060 but there's someone I want you to meet. 495 00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,832 Tyler. 496 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,665 - Yeah? - Who's that? 497 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,820 Me dad. 498 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:07,585 Tina says keep you away from family, 499 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,345 but I think she meant don't overwhelm you, 500 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,345 so I thought if I introduce them one at a time... 501 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,705 You know what? 502 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,260 I think she's right. 503 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,060 WESLEY: Lorelei? 504 00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:28,300 Lorelei? 505 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,450 VOICE MAIL: You've reached Teddy Roxton. Leave a message. 506 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,940 I think she's done one. 507 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,308 Which I'm kind of gutted about. 508 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:42,740 You know, that it's over? 509 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,620 Kind of relieved... 510 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,540 ..you know, that it was her who did it. 511 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,385 Sorry to abandon you. 512 00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:57,383 Just had to go after that PB. 513 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,265 - Did you get it? - I did. Yeah. 514 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,505 Then I met some mates for a protein shake, came back, had a spa session, 515 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,065 now I'm ready for Part Two. 516 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:06,985 Cocktails at the Ice Bar, 517 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,905 nibbles at Bar Negrito, followed by the dog show! 518 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:11,305 Ah... 519 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,249 What? Too much? 520 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,580 Yeah, a bit. 521 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:21,425 I just... wanted to make this weekend really special. 522 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,797 And it has been. 523 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:24,460 It really has. 524 00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:27,900 But now... 525 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,620 ..the thing is... 526 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,345 PHONE RINGS 527 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,940 Sorry, I need to get this. 528 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,265 Yeah? 529 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:45,945 What's happened? Has she gone? 530 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,745 Er, there was actually some confusion. 531 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,500 The, er, client changed her mind. 532 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,000 - Is she still there? - Yep. 533 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:57,300 Go for it, mate. 534 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:05,340 Who was that? 535 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,980 Look, I'm sorry. 536 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,580 - There's been a thing. - Thing? 537 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:17,905 Call from home. One of the kids... fainted. 538 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,340 Might be serious. 539 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,260 I've got to go. 540 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,340 You're leaving? 541 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,540 I'm sorry. Really sorry. 542 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,800 It's not the way I wanted it. 543 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,124 Sorry. 544 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:44,740 I'll call you. 545 00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,065 DOORBELL RINGS 546 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,340 I'll get it. 547 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:50,265 Cheers, mucker. Keep the change. 548 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,420 LORELEI SOBS 549 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:29,625 PHONE VIBRATES 550 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,481 Someone's popular tonight. 551 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,056 _ 552 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,265 You're early. 553 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:52,865 That's your fault. 554 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,225 I'm raring to go these days. 555 00:37:55,260 --> 00:37:57,612 - Right. - Before we start... 556 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:01,020 ..I'd like to say something. 557 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,580 Me too. 558 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,160 - This whole situation... - I know. 559 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:19,445 I'm sure you're a nice person who never meant to get into this mess. 560 00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:22,320 Trust me it's the last thing I wanted. 561 00:38:23,145 --> 00:38:24,675 And if I'm honest... 562 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:29,580 ..I think you deserve better. 563 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:34,480 This infatuation of his it's... 564 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,864 It's so predictable. 565 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,585 I don't mean to be rude, 566 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:42,945 but all relationships go through sticky patches 567 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:47,185 and the grown-up thing to do is to hang in there, 568 00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:49,065 not buy a new set of toys. 569 00:38:49,558 --> 00:38:54,345 What he's done? He's bought a leather jacket? Gone clubbing? 570 00:38:54,381 --> 00:38:57,181 Got his hair spiked? It's classic! 571 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,800 How would you know? 572 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,545 Well, that's a good question. 573 00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:09,224 Because I have been there. 574 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:13,395 - What? - Terry's gone off the rails a few times. 575 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:16,785 - Seriously? - Guys do. 576 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,940 But he's always come back. 577 00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:32,889 To be honest, I've not always been a saint. 578 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,105 What? You mean you've... cheated? 579 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,305 Couple of times. 580 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,905 But he never knew, so it never hurt him. 581 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:41,145 When was this? 582 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:43,441 Does it matter? I mean, we're still together. 583 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,025 I'm just really shocked. 584 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:48,060 - You're a romantic. - Aren't you? 585 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,416 No. 586 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,220 I'm a realist. 587 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,342 I don't expect perfection. 588 00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:02,625 I focus on what works, shared history, things in common. 589 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,863 Family. Kids. 590 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:08,051 In the end, that's what holds a couple together. 591 00:40:11,694 --> 00:40:14,225 That's why you're on a hiding to nothing. 592 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,740 He's got too much to lose. 593 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,120 What do you think he'd do? 594 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,249 Terry? 595 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,545 If he found out you'd cheated? 596 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:30,265 Well, how would he find out? Who's going to tell him? 597 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,305 - Besides... - What? 598 00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:34,248 He'd never believe it. 599 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:41,585 Don't you get it? He's cheated. 600 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,161 She's cheated. 601 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:45,145 It's not this perfect marriage 602 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:47,353 so he can stop feeling guilty and end it. 603 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,732 Because the thing is, she's really not this saint. 604 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,185 OK, I haven't told you this, 605 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,797 but guess what she's been up to these last few weeks? 606 00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:57,860 Seriously, guess. 607 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,060 Got to go. Bye. 608 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,380 Emergency over? 609 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,620 Sick child? 610 00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:11,265 Oh, er, yeah. 611 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,520 I just don't think they eat enough. 612 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,180 Can I ask you something? 613 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:24,985 What a nice surprise. 614 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,940 - Can I come in? - Yeah. 615 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,600 Before me, had you ever cheated on your wife? 616 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,033 What? 617 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:38,496 No, never. Why would you think that? 618 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,620 What about her? 619 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,225 Has she's ever cheated on you? 620 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,105 Absolutely not. No way. 621 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:48,201 I've been thinking about what you said 622 00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:50,505 about me always having your back 623 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:54,695 which is true, I have and always will. 624 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,828 But I'm wondering, is it enough? 625 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:01,986 And would you consider... 626 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,331 ..ever taking it further? 627 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:10,785 Are you absolutely sure? If she had been unfaithful... 628 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,305 It would be like I never knew her, 629 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:14,932 like everything I believed about her was false. 630 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,665 If she could look me in the eye 631 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:21,825 when all the time she'd been living this massive lie... 632 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,820 Yeah, I know. Who am I to talk? 633 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:26,820 But would you end it? 634 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,620 Don't know. 635 00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:35,183 Probably. 636 00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:37,625 And obviously you'd need proof. 637 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:39,100 Obviously. 638 00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:43,405 Why are we even having this conversation? 639 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:52,576 That would depend on what you mean by "further"? 640 00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:56,540 LEXIE SINGING IN ANOTHER ROOM 641 00:42:57,780 --> 00:42:59,457 Will you do something for me? 642 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,380 - Yes. - Ask me out. 643 00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:06,666 - What? - For lunch, now. 644 00:43:06,702 --> 00:43:07,855 My pleasure. 645 00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,920 Can we meet up? 646 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,632 You and I have been mates a long time. 647 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,460 Besides Bel, you're the only one with any sense. 648 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,001 So what I wanted to ask was... 649 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:55,345 ..do you think there's even the whiff of a chance 650 00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:57,100 that Bel... 651 00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:00,505 ..Bel might be having an affair? 652 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:02,168 Why would you think that? 653 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,060 There's something. 654 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,905 I can't put my finger on it. 655 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:12,945 She's sort of... different these days. 656 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:15,705 Like there's some secret thing going on. 657 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:16,900 Do you know what I mean? 658 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:21,540 BEL: I miss being wined and dined! 659 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:24,580 Doesn't Wes ever? 660 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:27,100 Not any more. 661 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:32,377 - Guess he's got a lot on his plate. - Yeah. 662 00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,340 - Relationships are tricky. - Oh... 663 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,705 ..and how! 664 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:43,705 Though I sometimes think is it fair to expect our partners 665 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,213 to be all things to us, all of the time? 666 00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:46,265 Guess not. 667 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:49,265 And if they can't deliver whatever we want, whenever we want it, 668 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,608 could we ever find what's missing... elsewhere? 669 00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:55,654 I don't know. 670 00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:58,985 - Do you trust me? - You know I do. 671 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,952 So will you let me do something Wes can't or won't do? 672 00:45:02,716 --> 00:45:03,935 Yeah. 673 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,220 Will you let me invest in the business? 674 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:17,077 She's been sneaking off recently. 675 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,580 Clocking off early. Coming in late. 676 00:45:21,453 --> 00:45:23,540 So you think Lex is right? There is someone else? 677 00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:28,825 You were at the show. 678 00:45:29,281 --> 00:45:30,745 You saw what you're up against. 679 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:33,385 To be able to compete with the big guys on their terms, 680 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:35,705 you need a total revamp. 681 00:45:36,154 --> 00:45:38,305 And for that, you need capital. 682 00:45:38,753 --> 00:45:41,585 I, er, I could never accept it. 683 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,233 You don't know my terms. 684 00:45:46,165 --> 00:45:47,705 It's a sat nav. 685 00:45:48,266 --> 00:45:49,585 It's Bel's. 686 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:50,876 I borrowed it. 687 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:52,785 And? 688 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,460 Use yer nous, Wesley. 689 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:59,940 I would buy into the business, loan it the funds to do what's required. 690 00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:03,444 There's only one condition. 691 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,498 It goes no further. 692 00:46:08,261 --> 00:46:10,305 Not to Leanne. Not to Wes. 693 00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:13,385 - But... - Bel, I love this family. 694 00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:14,985 I don't want to see them go under. 695 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:17,065 By investing in you, I'm investing in them. 696 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,420 And you... 697 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:21,780 ..I would trust with my life. 698 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:43,980 SAT NAV: Calculating route. 699 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:50,385 I hope, back there, I wasn't confusing? 700 00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:51,705 Not at all! 701 00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,905 I just want to do what's best for the family. 702 00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:55,665 I know. 703 00:46:55,903 --> 00:47:00,103 But also, for what it's worth, I do think you're amazing. 704 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,980 Thank you. 705 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,540 SAT NAV: Turn left. 706 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,940 You have reached your destination. 707 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:41,257 Thank you... 708 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:43,780 ..for being kind. 709 00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:47,145 Is kindness what you want? 710 00:47:47,855 --> 00:47:51,412 These last few months, I have been crying out for it. 711 00:48:12,941 --> 00:48:13,883 I should go. 712 00:48:13,919 --> 00:48:15,634 - Yeah, we'll speak. - Yeah. 713 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,300 FRONT DOOR OPENS 714 00:49:17,056 --> 00:49:18,456 Fancy going out? 715 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:23,452 - What? Who? Me? - Yeah, you. And me. 716 00:49:23,488 --> 00:49:24,688 OK. 717 00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:27,254 Where shall we go? 718 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,620 What are you thinking? 719 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,025 Sorry? 720 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,340 Food? 721 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,300 Erm... 722 00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:44,660 The mussels are good. 723 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,840 How do you know? 724 00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:52,265 Oh, I come here sometimes, on the way to the suppliers. 725 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:55,305 Treat myself to lunch when I'm doing stock. 726 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:56,900 Oh, OK. 727 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,025 So, what else is good? 728 00:50:01,978 --> 00:50:03,980 You know what, you order. Surprise me. 729 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:11,585 She's not having an affair. 730 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:14,900 Oh, hello? Finally come t'yer senses? 731 00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:19,705 - Where did you try? - Revolution. 732 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:22,465 Where she goes for lunch when she's doing stock? 733 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,625 Yeah, we're here now, having dinner. 734 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:27,185 Anywhere else? Country park? 735 00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:28,705 It's just a park, right? 736 00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:31,065 It's just a park. 737 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,065 Have you any idea why she goes there? 738 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,545 Who she meets and what she does? 739 00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:36,105 No. 740 00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:38,860 Her personal trainer. Are you happy now? 741 00:50:42,063 --> 00:50:44,889 Wes? Are you there? Wes? 742 00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:49,425 Yeah, yeah, just, er... lost you for a sec. 743 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,345 So, you realise now? 744 00:50:51,911 --> 00:50:55,820 She's probably trying to get fit and doesn't want anyone taking the piss. 745 00:50:57,340 --> 00:50:59,025 Totally get that. 746 00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:01,220 Ignore me. I'm a knob. 747 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,825 Are these all finished with? 748 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,380 Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 749 00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,185 Why did we stop doing this? 750 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,225 What, date night? 751 00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:21,418 Why did we stop making the effort? 752 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:24,351 - We've had a lot on. - We've been sleepwalking. 753 00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:27,145 Have we? 754 00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:28,780 What were we thinking? 755 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:31,620 I guess we weren't thinking. 756 00:51:35,001 --> 00:51:37,025 But it's OK, isn't it? 757 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:40,945 It's not the end of the world. We just took our eye off the ball. 758 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:43,140 Bel, sweetheart? Don't... 759 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:50,460 We can get it back. Can't we? 760 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:54,160 There's nothing we can't get back. 761 00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,505 Isn't there? 762 00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:57,745 I promise. 763 00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,980 There's nothing we can't get back. 764 00:52:33,566 --> 00:52:36,411 Hi, Sheila. Are we ready to suffer? 765 00:52:36,717 --> 00:52:38,140 You bet! 766 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:45,814 - Ty? - Mmm? 767 00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,057 You awake? 768 00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:50,220 I need to say something. 769 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,720 Coffee? 770 00:52:58,340 --> 00:52:59,540 Yeah. 771 00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:09,185 Five! Four! Three! Two! 772 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:10,300 One! 773 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:14,905 You just don't surrender, do you? 774 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:17,785 SHE PANTS 775 00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:18,998 Should I? 776 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,420 I want to show you something. 777 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:21,780 THEY LAUGH RAUCOUSLY 778 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:27,980 Let me have another look. 779 00:54:40,619 --> 00:54:42,179 Until next time? 780 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,574 Absolutely. 781 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,740 What you up to later? 782 00:55:19,084 --> 00:55:20,884 KNOCK AT DOOR 783 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:39,665 ? Ooh-ooh ? 784 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:43,745 ? Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ? 785 00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:46,985 ? Ooh-ooh-ooh ? 786 00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:49,225 ? Don't want this to be over ? 787 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:51,545 ? Don't want this to be over ? 788 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:56,105 ? Please, time, go slow-mo ? 789 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:58,865 ? Don't want this to be over ? 790 00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:03,300 ? Don't want this to be over. ? 791 00:56:03,350 --> 00:56:07,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55097

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