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cigars are hundreds of years old
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me and Andrew did not invent them
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but I see all the time people in the internet
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post photos with cigars in their mouth
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then everyone's like oh
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you're trying to be the tape Brothers I'm like
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I have never claimed that I started cigar smoking
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you got that one little piece of glare off that light
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is that what it is
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yes right here yeah I do
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let me see
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put it on top of that
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yeah I'm just gonna slide this under it
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what about you
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Florida nice I live in Miami now really yeah
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no shit bro yeah bro we gotta hang
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sharp
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Andrew what does it smell like in here right now
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sure the question
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my nose busted black
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raid I've been fly hunting
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this whole house smells like parade I think that
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I think there's still one or two but they're rocked
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then you woke up with messy pants yeah
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and no wallet hahaha
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do it again alright
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I've been a
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you know what I didn't realize about this
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what is that actually has Jack in it
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yeah they left it in there when they did the resin
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Andrew you're gonna sit up
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you're gonna sit up yeah
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keep talking Justin
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test test test
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test actually Tucker
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test test test test
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did you know that Tristan is
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Tristan is a lizard man
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and he's in court
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he's in cohesion with Marcel now
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to fight against
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the insect people
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from cigar to prison cigarettes
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these prison cigarettes yeah
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so I'm wait who's here I'm here Tucker's here
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Tucker's here I'm here cool
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oh can we clear everything off this table
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yeah cool absolutely
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exactly how I like it yep thank you very much
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nice
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slept good I couldn't fall asleep bro
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nothing wrong you ever have that just you like fuck
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start to get mad about it yeah
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like there's no reason for this
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he's probably gonna do it might as well do three
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how can we turn this to make it
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to be pushed yeah
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they make it very clear around here
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yeah these will kill you
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but also the grits also too powerful yeah
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it's like Darth Vader puts the mask on yeah
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and the for the force is too strong in him yeah
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they put dying people in the front of cigarette packets
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from the small print bro
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none in Europe they put images of dying people on them
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haha determine nobody
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yeah we went to uh
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that you guys have been recommending amazing places
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yeah it was the best steak I've ever had
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I mean 9 out of 10 is
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where'd you go first night
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first time where'd you go
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I can't remember
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first night they went to Hero Bay last night
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no no first time they went to the first
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last night they went to Nebraska read
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uh the first night they went to the first night was
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yeah first time last night was Cassidy David yeah
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so you went grocery
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how late were you there
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like I'm living vicariously through you now
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we were there till midnight
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and then we walked around the
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is that a lake
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like yeah walked around the lake for about 30 minutes
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there was kind of clubs
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like loud music down there
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it was really nice
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I just disclose your dough
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and then you went Castle last night
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and you're saying the food was good there as well
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did anyone guess why you were here
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no there's a couple fans that came up to talk
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and we love you and stuff like that
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you have like four or five people that was here
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did you get that in America
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that's good in America
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he can go anywhere in America
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yeah used to be able to travel to Europe
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no one came up to
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him
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bro him going to Twitter's fucking huge legendary movie
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I'm so happy about that
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12 minutes all right we see that
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keep that door closed just over like 1 cm open
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any more flies fly in here I'm gonna be pissed
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Emory Tate that his Emery is Emory's Andrews
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technically
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it's Andrew's name
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so my father was Emory Andrew Tate
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and his father was Emory Andrew Tate
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and my mother hated the name Emory
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so when he was born
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they agreed to call him Andrew Tate
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and she was all like
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half dead in the delivery room
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she goes don't worry
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I'll go fill out the paperwork
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Emery Andrew Tate the third
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so his whole life and called him Andrew
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I didn't even find out his technical name was Emery 12
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like 6 or 7 years old
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so his name on paper is Emery Andrew Tate
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but everyone's always called him Andrew
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it's not even something he's adopted
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and then my mom fell for again
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silly woman
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they had this argument about
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about my middle name
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so Tristan Tate
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and my mother wanted to give me some
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gay ass middle name that my father hated
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so again they tricked her
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she's in the living room
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don't worry
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I'll go fill out the paperwork
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left my middle name blank
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so no no no
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so my dad just hustled her twice
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all the names
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yeah so TT Tristan Tate that's it
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my mother wanted
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had a middle name plan for me
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I don't know what it was
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I have to ask her
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did you guys build this from scratch
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it was no it was um
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it was a failed
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it was a warehouse that guy had turned into a house
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very badly on a very low budget
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so me and Andrew took it over and spent a lot of money
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just do it the way we like
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the cigar room was a very port put together cinema
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it was it was crappy looking when we first came here
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we rented it for about one year
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and then we bought it afterwards
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did it go up in value
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after you bought it
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it's book rest is spiked up in value massively
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but property prices aren't that high
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I mean there's also another section to the house
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with another living room
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a gym and three bedrooms
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like it's 9 bedrooms total sure
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it's not dangerous for saying women can't drive
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who gives a fuck about that that's not important
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I hear a car pulling up and it's 11:42
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alright we're good thank you no problem man
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you're perfectionist I like that
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Alex step outside and look up and down the road
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gentlemen how you doing
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good how are you
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hey how are you
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good to see you bro
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good to see you
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amazing as always hey
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nice to meet you bro
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Tristan hello
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hello beautiful
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nice to see you
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thank you it's my first time Romania yeah
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you enjoying it
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it's awesome
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I walked on the city for a while yesterday yeah
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such a beautiful place
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yeah I know
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I know I don't live here for no reason
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like it's here
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hey guys hey
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how are you good man
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good to meet you again
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hey hey hey
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thank you very nice
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hey good to meet you
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Tucker's nephew
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ah okay cool
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part of the resistance
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right yeah seen it on board
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good I'm gonna stand in the shade them yeah
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yeah you're in
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you're in a nice suit yeah
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hey how you doing
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I come out and meet you
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if I step one foot over this line it's back to jail
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Tucker a pleasure Tristan Tate it's so nice to meet you
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nice to meet you
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you're the famous one bro you're the famous
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not me I've never been starstruck in my life here I am
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nice to meet you are you American
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yes very what are you doing here I got a couple friends
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you know when I flew across the world I go to jail yeah
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let's go hunting and fishing here
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I wish I could take you
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but unfortunately
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Transylvania
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oh bro it's amazing
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it's amazing
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is it amazing have to
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that's the only car they left me with
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a 1979 lot of built in the USSR
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no way yeah
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I bought it just for shit to giggles
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but they took everything of value
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they didn't want that one
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they took all off
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we had a bunch of facts
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and I like that
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actually I like it too
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and they fucked up
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because they understand the transmission
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yeah I do and the moment they let me out of this house
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that's gonna become the most famous car in the world
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cause I'm gonna be banging
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so you literally can't leave the house
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no no back to jail
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if I step foot over
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iced coffee
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yeah anyone want coffee
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I have like 8 cups
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but thank you yeah
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alright we gotta we have to clear this table though
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is that Tates yeah no it's not okay
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nice it's an ally smoking sparkling water and coffee
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that's that's our most of our diet
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drink the fucking water yeah yeah
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yeah
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take it a sip every every 10 minutes
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come on what are you drinking
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yeah I know it's awesome this is so old school
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oh shit
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I I don't know why I like shitty old stick ships
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I just do tells you something
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thank you that was great
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did you turn the key all the way to the left
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although the batteries have on it drains
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our talk
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it's got a choke yeah it doesn't start
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I think it's that right there
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maybe to the side oh
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shoot
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now these are some of the yeah
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some of these parts are from a newer
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lot of those
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about to say electric ignition is from a newer
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lotta new battery
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I've got it all ready to go for the
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let me out of house arrest
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as clean as fuck
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I'm gonna tell the city up
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yeah I mean
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it's a 4 cylinder overhead
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overhead valves
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it's a pretty modern engine actually
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I don't I don't
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I doubt that's virtual
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yeah yeah well
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I mean I don't know the the
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the top and this look different from when I had it
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a month ago
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I got this all rebuilt
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