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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:33,958 靠夭啊 2 00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:53,250 （哇嗚健身房） 3 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,083 警察 4 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,541 麻煩出示你的證件，謝謝 5 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:40,166 啊什麼啊？懷疑喔？ 6 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,541 動作快啦 7 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,375 你幹嘛？ 8 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:57,375 有線人舉報這裡疑似做毒品交易 9 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:58,750 麻煩配合搜身 10 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,916 你們沒有那個什麼搜索票 11 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,875 是不能隨便動我的東西的是不是？ 12 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:09,708 -學長，他說的是真的耶 -是不是啊？ 13 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,041 你們不要以為我不懂 14 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,916 這白白的這什麼？ 15 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:14,833 拿這切K仔啊？ 16 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,791 -什麼東西啊？只是灰塵而已 -現行犯，直接搜 17 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:17,750 請你借過 18 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,791 -沒有鬼為什麼不能搜？ -你就沒有搜索票 19 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:20,750 為什麼我要給你搜？ 20 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:21,708 不要碰我喔 21 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:23,125 -你們就沒有搜索票嘛 -你不要碰我 22 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:24,333 你沒有搜索… 23 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,666 你幹嘛？ 24 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,916 -警察打人… -快去搜啊，在這邊幹嘛？ 25 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 快點 26 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:37,541 學長，找不到耶 27 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,458 仔細找啦 28 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:42,000 你們知道我是誰嗎？ 29 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:43,500 我一定要告死你們 30 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,875 我一定要叫我爸弄死你們 31 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,958 -死條子，你哪個分局的啊？ -學長，真的沒有啊 32 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:50,208 認真找啦，每個夾層都給我找啦 33 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,125 死命找 34 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,041 學長，真的沒有啊，找不到啊 35 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:00,041 找到了耶，學長 36 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,333 你也太神了吧？ 37 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,500 拜託，我誰啊？ 38 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,291 這種人除了吸毒、打炮，還會幹嘛？ 39 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,541 哪種人？ 40 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,458 有為青年啦，可不可以？ 41 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,333 圍在那裡幹嘛？ 42 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,583 看什麼看啊？沒看過警察辦案啊？ 43 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:20,708 早 44 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:22,833 早 45 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:30,666 滷味 46 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,208 巷口那家喔 47 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,541 學長，我可以吃一塊豆干嗎？ 48 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,291 吃屎啦 49 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:10,541 林子晴警官，坐… 50 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,416 豆干 51 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,875 -靠北，很痛耶 -我真的想都沒想過耶 52 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:20,041 都什麼年代了，還有人恐同 53 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,125 還打同志啊 54 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:22,041 怎麼樣？ 55 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:23,958 你是嫌我們警察形象太好是不是？ 56 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:25,875 丟人現眼 57 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,041 我在外面蹲點一整天耶 58 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:29,458 妳今天又做了什麼？ 59 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:33,083 什麼年代了 60 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:34,916 還有人在當花瓶喔？ 61 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:49,458 我就算是花瓶，也會第一個砸死你 62 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:50,583 我有說錯嗎？ 63 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:52,458 妳幫長官別個胸花就可以記嘉獎 64 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:54,750 每個月還有生理假，超爽的啦 65 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,625 -你他媽的 -吳明翰 66 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,916 -永康哥 -老大 67 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:01,541 政風室已經收到通知了 68 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,333 對方指控你執法過當 69 00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:04,750 性別歧視啊 70 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,041 過兩天那個懲處應該就下來了 71 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,083 靠，那個死同志 72 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,500 我哪有歧視他啦？ 73 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,708 -學長，你這句就是歧視啦 -夠了… 74 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,875 影片我都看了 你在搞什麼東西啊？真的是 75 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,041 不是啊，老大 76 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,666 要不是我敏銳，哪抓得到毒犯啊？ 77 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:21,666 只想到績效，沒想到積點口德喔？ 78 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,208 沒有，因為你只想到你自己 79 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,500 對啦，要不然天天想你喔？ 80 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:29,458 可以呀 81 00:07:29,541 --> 00:07:30,625 隨便啦 82 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,291 -反正大不了記個申誡，怕屁喔？ -收到… 83 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:34,625 康定路上有人拒絕臨檢 84 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,458 車主有販毒前科，車上疑似有毒品 85 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:37,916 請求支援 86 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,083 靠，又來，又不等我 87 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,208 吳明翰 88 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,333 幹你娘咧，跟這麼緊 89 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,000 撞到了吧？ 90 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,041 幹，再跟啊 91 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 倒車 92 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,041 注意，倒車 93 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:50,958 倒車 94 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,750 注意，倒車 95 00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:07,916 吳明翰，你在幹嘛啊？ 96 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,291 捷徑啦 97 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:16,083 大哥，你會不會開車啊？ 98 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,750 我趕時間啦 99 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,083 你有沒有在看路啊？ 100 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:20,291 不然報警，報警啦 101 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,166 靠北，他在丟東西 102 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:35,916 吳明翰 103 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:39,250 -警車怎麼來得那麼快啊？ -對啊 104 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,583 吳明翰，你在幹嘛？吳明翰 105 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,208 幹嘛？ 106 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:47,541 吳明翰，你在幹嘛？吳明翰 107 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:55,541 在幹嘛？這到底在幹嘛？ 108 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,416 白痴 109 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,333 -吳明翰，你去撿東西 -喂 110 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,416 喂 111 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:10,791 妳… 112 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,083 叫我撿東西 113 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,833 叫我撿東西 114 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,916 壞人都給妳抓，不就好棒棒？ 115 00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,000 撿到了 116 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,791 -妳是要嚇死我喔？ -恭喜姑爺 117 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,541 -賀喜姑爺 -姑爺 118 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,958 賀喜啊，恭喜啊 119 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,166 妳們看，這個還很英俊耶 120 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,666 很帥耶，體格讚 121 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,375 -我捏捏看 -幹嘛？ 122 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:08,458 -毛毛的眼光有夠好的啦 -是啊… 123 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,000 妳看，我們這幾天都沒白等 124 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,208 對啊… 125 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,583 他的臉看起來 126 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:17,500 -跟我們毛毛也是有夫妻臉 -對啊 127 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,208 -有喔，有像耶 -有耶… 128 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,208 不好意思，阿姨、婆婆 129 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,875 我警察啦，我在搜證 130 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,083 麻煩請離開，謝謝 131 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,291 現在很多人都不敢撿紅包耶 132 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:29,000 -對啊 -就你這個警察最勇敢 133 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,041 對啊 134 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,791 這不是證物的話，我先放回去 135 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:35,250 這男的耶 136 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,625 妳們要我跟一個男的冥婚喔？ 137 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,250 神經病喔？ 138 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,708 人家同性戀在陽間也可以結婚了呀 139 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:44,958 那陰間也是可以啊 140 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,791 你們年輕人觀念不是很進步嗎？ 141 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,916 對啊，不要像我們這樣老古板耶 142 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,083 我才不要咧，噁心死了 143 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,291 吳明翰，你在幹嘛？ 144 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,625 來了啦 145 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,041 你看啦，你揮不掉的啦 146 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,291 命中註定是你的 147 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,375 你就跑不掉的啦 148 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,666 是喔？ 149 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,416 你紅包撿了，沒有跟他冥婚的話 150 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,666 你會倒楣一輩子啦你 151 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:21,208 我們警察為民服務，打擊壞人啦 152 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,500 我行得正，坐得穩 153 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,875 半夜不怕鬼敲門 154 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,250 看他要怎麼跟就怎麼跟 155 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,625 我沒在理他 156 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,625 阿彌陀佛… 157 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,875 你喔，不要那麼不信邪啦 158 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,416 改天你怎麼死的自己都不知道 159 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,625 我沒有把案件辦好才會死得很難看 160 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,333 我會等你回來 161 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,166 小姐，我覺得我現在很帥 162 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,875 可不可以幫我拍張照？ 163 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,500 走 164 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,125 小胖 165 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,458 剛剛有人來找我嗎？ 166 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,500 沒有啊 167 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,208 真的沒有？ 168 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,541 學長 169 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,875 -我其實今天一直想跟你… -你剛剛一直都在這邊吃炸雞嗎？ 170 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,833 對啦 171 00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,833 我就是個同志，還是個死胖子 172 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,208 我跟你講 173 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,166 星期六副座婚禮我沒辦法去 174 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,666 我剛包了一個六千塊紅包 175 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,666 幫我帶過去啊 176 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:07,458 六千塊？ 177 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,083 幹，死胖子 178 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,625 阿姨 179 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,583 錢… 180 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,791 等一下 181 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:34,875 等一下 182 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,458 等一下 183 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,291 -怎麼騎車的啊？ -媽的 184 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,250 幹，冰箱耶 185 00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,833 你怎麼搞的啊？ 186 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,375 走路跌倒 187 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,208 還好吧？ 188 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:10,625 沒事，老大 189 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,166 好了… 190 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,458 看這邊… 191 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,375 根據子晴昨天的筆錄啊 192 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,916 我們昨天逮到的這個藥頭阿狗 193 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,666 他在林孝遠下面當下線當了一年多 194 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,833 所以如果真的有證據 可以把他定罪的話 195 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,750 這個案子會是這兩年來 196 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,666 我們局裡面破獲最大的毒品案 197 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,916 靠北，真的假的啦？ 198 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,250 昨天抓的那個是大咖喔？ 199 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,958 我衝第一，應該算我的吧？ 200 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,208 人是我抓的好不好？ 201 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,500 你昨天明明就跟一群大媽聊天 202 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,500 那也應該算我們的啊 203 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,833 我們是搭檔耶 204 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,791 這個時候就這麼有團隊精神 205 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,958 不要吵了啦 206 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,625 你覺得這林孝遠很好抓嗎？ 207 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,833 這是阿狗供出來 他們常常交易的一些地點 208 00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,791 阿狗說這個林孝遠身上 有上億的跑路金 209 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,916 如果沒有辦法人贓俱獲的話 210 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,666 他媽的，給他跑掉以後更難抓 211 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,791 趕快去查 212 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:06,916 -是 -是 213 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,666 吳明翰 214 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,625 局長叫你過去 215 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,958 這麼快就要給我記嘉獎？ 216 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,041 要調我去派出所？ 217 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,583 你知不知道你摔的是誰啊？ 218 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166 讓你去派出所已經算客氣啦 219 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,083 陳議員 220 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,458 是… 221 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,333 公子的身體狀況怎麼樣？ 222 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,583 有… 223 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,291 都處理好了 224 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,333 警員59487報到 225 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,000 那女的是誰啊？ 226 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,375 她的案件怎麼沒人受理？ 227 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,041 那裡沒人啊 228 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,541 終於有人看到我了 229 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,458 有人在跟蹤我 230 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,791 -靠，他真的信 -他信 231 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,041 也有人在跟蹤你 232 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,416 彈匣確認清空 233 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,333 聽說你打同志喔 234 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,083 厲害 235 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,125 媽的 236 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,625 幹，都是因為那個死同志 我才會那麼倒楣啊 237 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:08,791 雞掰 238 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,041 彈匣確認無子彈 239 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,083 你看啦 240 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,375 命中註定是你的 241 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,458 你就跑不掉的啦 242 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:29,791 你撿到紅包卻不娶他 243 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,708 你會倒楣一輩子啦你 244 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,041 姑爺在那啦 245 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,833 -姑爺 -姑爺 246 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:47,541 -恭喜姑爺喔 -姑爺 247 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,833 -姑爺 -恭喜姑爺喔 248 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,125 恭喜喔 249 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,291 -恭喜姑爺 -有夠帥的啦 250 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,791 很年輕耶，30多歲 251 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,333 長得很帥耶 252 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,083 這麼年輕，體格這麼好 253 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,416 -笑一個啦 -臉長得白白淨淨的 254 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,333 沒事長這麼帥喔？ 255 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,416 你不要一張苦瓜臉 256 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,291 -對啊 -冥婚是會旺耶 257 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,291 -對啊 -我只是想要活下去 258 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,250 -你會活到120啦 -對啊，沒問題的 259 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,333 會很長壽啦 260 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,125 -笑臉… -我們合照 261 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,291 來… 262 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,125 叫阿嬤 263 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:23,791 阿嬤 264 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,583 -再叫一聲 -阿嬤 265 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,041 -再叫一聲 -阿嬤 266 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:34,041 以後阿嬤一定會把你當金孫疼惜啦 267 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,333 可惜你沒辦法看到我們毛毛 268 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,416 我們毛毛真的是很乖、很優秀 269 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,666 他是讀臺大研究所的 270 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,625 讀什麼城鄉所 271 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,750 我是不知道那是幹啥的 272 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,916 不過聽說很厲害 273 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,250 我來拿相片給你看 274 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,958 這是他小時候 275 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,958 很可愛喔？ 276 00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:02,000 很帥 277 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,416 你看 278 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:10,458 他常常跑去反核淨灘啦 279 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,333 他實在讓我很不捨 280 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:23,583 這個 281 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,291 就是我去年 282 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,250 跟他一起去參加大遊行照的 283 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,041 我那時候就跟他說 284 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,000 “阿嬤一定會挺你到底 285 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:38,416 阿嬤一定會活到你結婚的時候” 286 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:50,541 好險有遇到你 287 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:56,416 阿嬤是說到做到的人，對吧？ 288 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,125 來，時辰到 289 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,875 這樣就是要幫我們新娘… 290 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,083 不好意思… 291 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,375 新郎化好妝了 292 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:14,000 那麻煩我們新郎一號稍等一下 293 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,000 我們新郎零號 294 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:17,958 來，站這邊 295 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:18,958 新郎二號啦 296 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,500 是這樣嗎？ 297 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,833 我有做功課 298 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,458 好啦… 299 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:24,458 毛毛 300 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,375 這就是你的未婚夫吳明翰 301 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,500 現在馬上要拜堂了 302 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,958 你有開心嗎？ 303 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,583 擲筊… 304 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:35,833 快擲 305 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,791 你們在幹什麼啊？ 306 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,083 漂亮 307 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,125 聖筊 308 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,208 毛毛很滿意這門婚事 309 00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:54,416 恭喜… 310 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:57,416 媽，我就跟妳講過了 311 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,875 妳這樣太離譜了 312 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,166 沒人這樣的 313 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,291 誰叫你回來的？ 314 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,875 他是誰啊？ 315 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:05,708 不是那個姓陳的喔？ 316 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:06,791 才不是 317 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:08,875 是我們的正緣 318 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,833 冥冥中天註定的 319 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,458 叫爸爸 320 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:16,875 -爸 -誰是你爸？ 321 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,875 我才不要跟你一起發瘋呢 322 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,000 嬸嬸、阿姨 323 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,083 妳們也跟我媽講一下好不好？ 324 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,083 你媽媽開心就好 325 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:26,708 對嘛，今天辦喜事，別生氣啦 326 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:28,250 你來就最剛好了 327 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,791 今天毛毛結婚 328 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,500 看到你來一定很高興 329 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,875 -你那邊坐 -對呀 330 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,833 今天主婚人的位置就給你 331 00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:36,000 對呀 332 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:40,708 嬸嬸，我拜託妳 不要跟我媽一起在那邊亂搞 333 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,083 真的是亂來 334 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,083 什麼亂搞？ 335 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:44,583 -走…出去… -媽 336 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:46,333 你不要耽誤到我們良辰吉時 337 00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:47,666 -出去… -媽 338 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,541 好了，沒事了，我們繼續 339 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,791 一拜天地 340 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:00,750 拜 341 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,750 不是這面啦 342 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,375 向這一面啦 343 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:05,791 拜 344 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,875 二拜高堂 345 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,041 拜 346 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,166 夫妻對拜 347 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,291 拜 348 00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:30,125 好… 349 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,958 真不錯的新郎啊 350 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,875 這時辰千萬不要耽誤到 351 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,583 緊就是快，快就是緊 352 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:46,041 來，新郎喊“毛邦羽上車”喔 353 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,250 “毛邦羽上車” 354 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,333 毛邦羽過橋了 355 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,666 “毛邦羽過橋了” 356 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,791 毛邦羽上樓了 357 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,208 “毛邦羽上樓了” 358 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,458 毛邦羽到夫家囉 359 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:09,375 “毛邦羽到夫家囉” 360 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,541 -累死人了 -對啊 361 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,166 -漂亮… -妳們先進去… 362 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,333 -好 -對啊 363 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,833 妳孫女婿的房子有夠大耶 364 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,250 這房子有夠大間的啦 365 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,083 這紙糊的怎麼還那麼重？ 366 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,333 很讚耶 367 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,750 從今天開始你就是毛邦羽的老公 368 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,958 你要和他一起睡三天 369 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:55,625 -睡三天 -三天？ 370 00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:00,541 我們家毛毛最愛這個無印良品啦 371 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:03,000 你看，這套漂不漂亮？ 372 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,750 如果翻身壓到怎麼辦？ 373 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,458 洞房花燭夜 374 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,541 難免會壓到，沒關係 375 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,541 誰壓誰還不知道咧 376 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,291 笑死人了 377 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:23,875 我區區一個大男人 怕你幾件無印良品上衣嗎？ 378 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,791 白痴喔？幹 379 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,291 嗨，老公 380 00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:38,750 幹 381 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,625 老公，怎麼了？ 382 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,541 幹什麼？把衣服給我穿起來 383 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:47,583 我陪你一起洗啊 384 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,833 幹你娘雞掰 385 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:51,958 死同志，走開啦 386 00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:53,500 幹，幹你… 387 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:01,833 幹你娘，走開啦 388 00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,125 走開… 389 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:04,333 走開，死同志 390 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,500 走開… 391 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,250 好了，不要打啦 392 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,625 走開… 393 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,666 好了，不要打啦 394 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,541 死同志…一直叫 395 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,750 你知不知道我忍你很久了？ 396 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,041 你以為我想跟你冥婚啊？ 397 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,375 那個聖筊只是一個失誤而已 398 00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:34,208 你們在幹什麼啊？ 399 00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:35,708 漂亮 400 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,083 聖筊啦 401 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,125 我再給你一次機會 402 00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:45,583 叫死同志還是叫老公？ 403 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,500 死同志 404 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:02,333 我再給你最後一次機會 405 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,833 叫死同志還是叫老公？ 406 00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,208 死… 407 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:17,166 你死定了！ 408 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,375 紅燈右轉 409 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,500 不是啊，警察伯伯，現在都幾點了？ 410 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:21,583 我比你年輕 411 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:23,666 -我只是看起來比較老 -不然我開你一張便宜的 412 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,958 -什麼？ -衣衫不整 413 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,000 -衣衫… -你知道騎摩托車 414 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,166 其實不能穿拖鞋嗎？ 415 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:28,708 不然我要穿皮鞋出門喔？ 416 00:30:28,791 --> 00:30:29,625 你就是… 417 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:30,875 -他什麼都沒穿 -不要 418 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,458 -嗨 -那人神經病啊？ 419 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,208 幹嘛啦？在外面… 420 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,666 旋轉、跳躍 421 00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,375 我閉著眼 422 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,583 塵囂看不見 423 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,458 你沉醉了沒？ 424 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,416 不要跑 425 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,458 站住 426 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,208 站住 427 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:57,541 幹什麼？ 428 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,083 白雪、夏夜 429 00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:02,125 我不停歇 430 00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:04,833 那個不要這樣玩，會壞掉 431 00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:05,750 你… 432 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:07,708 你這樣… 433 00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:08,750 好厲害喔 434 00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,083 好了…下來… 435 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,375 幹！ 436 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:29,750 不要跑 437 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:32,708 不要跑 438 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:34,916 幹，給鬼附身 439 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,666 你對我做了什麼？ 440 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:51,416 好…別再撞了好不好？ 441 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:53,750 誰啦？ 442 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,916 法師 443 00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:05,500 附身？怎麼會啦？ 444 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:06,875 真的啦 445 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:09,458 附身會傷到他的魂魄 446 00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:12,291 時間一長，人的陽氣傷到他 447 00:32:12,375 --> 00:32:15,250 到時候他就會魂飛魄散 448 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:17,875 是喔？ 449 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,666 還是他現在已經魂飛魄散了？ 450 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,250 太好了 451 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,708 我終於可以回家了 452 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,625 -怎麼了啦？ -香爐旁邊右下角 453 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,375 粉紅色上衣，捲毛的 454 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,541 只有你看得到 455 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,375 不行啦，師父 456 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,291 有什麼辦法可以讓我甩掉他？ 457 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,833 他自己說不想跟我冥婚啊 458 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,166 冥婚可以離婚嗎？ 459 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:03,000 連續三個笑筊 460 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,625 果然 461 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,083 天意不可違 462 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,166 姻緣都是天註定的 463 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:20,916 你跟他前世有一段很深刻的感情 464 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,541 什麼感情？ 465 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,291 你上輩子是他養的狗 466 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,416 他會留在這個世界上 467 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,000 是因為有執念 468 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:41,875 如果你 469 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,375 能找出他有什麼遺願未了 470 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,333 讓他投胎轉世 471 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:50,000 也許是唯一的解法 472 00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:55,291 毛邦羽先生 昨天冒犯到你真的很抱歉 473 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:58,041 法師說你因為附身所以傷到魂魄 474 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:00,083 以後不要再亂附身了 475 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,875 法師要我回來好好跟你上香 好好跟你拜拜 476 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,208 如果這一把還不夠 477 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,125 那我再點另外一把 478 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,166 叫我什麼？ 479 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:16,791 老公 480 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,625 大聲點，聽不見 481 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,541 -老公 -再大聲一點 482 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:22,833 -老公 -再大聲一點 483 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:23,875 老公 484 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,208 你以為我真想要你當我老公啊？ 485 00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:32,416 拜託 486 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,958 我才想趕快投胎轉世好嗎？ 487 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,541 那太好啦 488 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,791 你有沒有什麼遺願還沒有完成的？ 489 00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:43,166 趕快讓我幫你完成 490 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:44,958 有 491 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,875 阻止地球暖化 492 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,166 怎麼可能啦？ 493 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,916 我是認真的 494 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,250 地球只有一個 495 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:10,166 難道就沒有別的方法救北極熊嗎？ 496 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,083 300塊？ 497 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,583 不敢相信 498 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:21,833 多加一個零，選每個月自動扣款 499 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,250 （感謝您） 500 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,583 鍵盤黏黏的喔 501 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,750 你好，歡迎光臨 502 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:46,791 梅子綠 503 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:49,000 吸管旁邊自取喔，謝謝 504 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,708 你的環保杯呢？ 505 00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:06,041 不敢相信 506 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,166 幹嘛？又怎樣啦？ 507 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,416 把內褲脫掉 508 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,916 這…這跟拯救地球有什麼關係？ 509 00:36:11,458 --> 00:36:12,750 拜託 510 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,458 拯救我的眼睛吧 511 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,541 內褲醜死了 512 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:16,875 拿去當抹布比較快 513 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,375 小毛 514 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:32,333 （狗狗樂園） 515 00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:34,791 你拯救地球、拯救流浪狗你不累嗎？ 516 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,375 就沒有膚淺一點的遺願嗎？ 517 00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:42,708 這就是我的日常啊 518 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:44,375 我們等級不同，好嗎？ 519 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:45,416 小毛 520 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,083 哥哥幫你拍一張照 521 00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,166 來，幫你發上網 522 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,041 小毛本來是我要養的 523 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,750 來，小毛，坐 524 00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:00,125 我跟你說真的喔，小毛很聰明 525 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:01,458 你可以跟牠玩砰砰遊戲 526 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,291 砰砰 527 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:05,750 砰砰 528 00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:09,750 小毛好厲害喔，聰明… 529 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,833 很會喔 530 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,291 你上輩子也是我的狗耶 531 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:16,250 要不要試試看你有沒有前世記憶？ 532 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,666 幹你娘，誰是你的狗？ 533 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,333 無聊 534 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,041 砰砰 535 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,166 不敢相信吧？ 536 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,041 巴夫洛夫制約反應 537 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,458 你上輩子真的是我的狗 538 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,333 我他媽上輩子如果是你的狗 539 00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:35,916 我一定發狗瘋咬死你全家 我才會那麼倒楣啦 540 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,125 不要這樣說嘛，人家都說冥婚會旺 541 00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,458 搞不好哪天我心情好 542 00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,083 就幫你重回分局啊 543 00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:44,541 麻煩了 544 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,666 那就看你表現囉 545 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:51,958 砰砰 546 00:37:58,458 --> 00:37:59,333 小毛 547 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,416 小毛，你看得到我啊？ 548 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,250 吳明翰 549 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,666 小毛就交給你囉 550 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,291 我？ 551 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:07,333 不然呢？ 552 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:08,500 我能遛狗嗎？ 553 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:09,875 能餵牠飼料嗎？ 554 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:11,625 真的是，煩死了 555 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:20,750 本來有投胎的感覺的 556 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:22,875 現在只差臨門一腳了 557 00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:25,666 我來想想還有什麼遺願吧 558 00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:34,083 你怎麼知道我以前跟毛毛吃下午茶 559 00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,416 是這樣吃？ 560 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,625 阿嬤，這蚵仔煎真的很好吃 561 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,583 今晚留下來吃飯 562 00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:45,333 阿嬤煮更好吃的給你吃，好嗎？ 563 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:47,000 好…謝謝 564 00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:06,500 哪一間啦？ 565 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:19,958 快一點 566 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:27,208 很久沒回家喔？房間被當倉庫 567 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:29,625 這叫做遺物 568 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,208 這麼多遺物，怎麼找？ 569 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:33,083 我生前不是這樣的 570 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,958 是我死後外面住的東西都被搬回來 571 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,750 我阿嬤都有把房間保持乾淨 572 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,333 讓我隨時可以回來住 573 00:39:46,291 --> 00:39:47,333 下面小櫃櫃 574 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:51,666 爸 575 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:52,791 爸 576 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,583 爸？ 577 00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:55,541 爸 578 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:56,916 誰是你爸？ 579 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,333 你在這裡幹嘛？ 580 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,750 那我的手機，你快一點 581 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:03,666 -我在… -你在這裡幹嘛？ 582 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 我…我在這幹嘛？ 583 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:08,958 那個 584 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,125 今天毛毛回娘家 585 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,875 走火入魔了你 586 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,291 -讚 -真的覺得我很厲害 587 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:19,708 -一猜就到 -你趕快啦 588 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:21,875 靠北喔，你剛不會用講的喔？ 他聽不到 589 00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:22,916 我緊張嘛 590 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,708 嘿，Siri 591 00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:33,750 密碼是幾號？ 592 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,333 我聽不懂你在說什麼 593 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,458 你如果要常常擺這種臉色 594 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,416 不用回來看我了 595 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:50,708 吃飽就該回去了 596 00:40:52,458 --> 00:40:54,250 這湯我拿去加熱 597 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,000 謝謝阿嬤 598 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:01,000 吳明翰，拿手機啊 599 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,833 還吃飯啊？ 600 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:06,333 拿手機 601 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,625 怎麼拿？ 602 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:12,833 不敢相信 603 00:41:12,916 --> 00:41:14,291 你不是警察嗎？ 604 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,458 你是警察喔？ 605 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:18,916 對啊 606 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,166 什麼分局的？ 607 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,041 我之前是在正港分局的 608 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:27,041 但最近調到派出所 609 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,500 正港分局？ 610 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,333 當初我兒子 611 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:35,083 他出車禍那個案件 就是送到你們分局去的 612 00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,208 結果他跟我們說什麼 613 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:39,458 監視器畫面不見了 614 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,500 就結案把我們打發回去了 615 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:42,625 敷衍了事 616 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,250 那不是米蟲，是什麼啊？ 617 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,500 可能真的是因為線索不夠 618 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,708 也是有好警察 619 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:53,041 警界就是因為有這些敗類 620 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,708 所以才會讓人看不起的 621 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:58,041 好了，你不要再囉嗦了，趕快拿手機 622 00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:00,291 不然我附身你自己拿喔 623 00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:01,416 你…伯父 624 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,833 毛毛的手機可以借我看一下嗎？ 625 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,458 為什麼？ 626 00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:13,041 我想更了解我老公 627 00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:22,375 明天我去找一個手機行 628 00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:23,291 找人來破解吧 629 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,958 -絕對不行 -絕對不行 630 00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:28,708 伯父 631 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,333 我來試試看啦 632 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:38,500 好啦，那你就試試看吧 633 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,750 067122 634 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:46,958 找到沒？ 635 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:49,291 就這裡，就是它 636 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,833 -湯熱了 -好，謝謝阿嬤 637 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:52,958 就這個啊 638 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:56,291 阿嬤，妳生日是什麼時候？ 639 00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:58,666 說不定毛毛是用妳的生日當做密碼的 640 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,666 我是農曆八月初七啦 641 00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:02,708 -處女座耶 -就這個 642 00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:03,666 幾年？ 643 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,333 民國37年9月9號 644 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,416 民國37年？ 645 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,583 -看起來很年輕，妳知道嗎？ -全部刪掉 646 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,541 你不嫌棄啦 647 00:43:14,416 --> 00:43:17,958 辣… 648 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:19,541 辣… 649 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,750 這就剝皮辣椒 650 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,791 是毛毛最喜歡的，當然會辣 651 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:27,000 你全部刪掉不會喔？還一個一個刪 652 00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:31,333 等一下… 653 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000 這張留著 654 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,166 分享給你自己 655 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:37,333 趕快分享，分享給你自己 656 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:39,583 知道啦，快分享… 657 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,791 伯父，我解不開 658 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:45,833 對不起 659 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:48,375 你有男朋友，幹嘛不早點講？ 660 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,375 要不是我看到照片 你要什麼時候說？ 661 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,875 我根本就沒有想跟任何人冥婚 662 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:54,958 還不是你手賤，自己去撿那個紅包的 663 00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:56,333 -我手賤？ -不然呢？ 664 00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:57,833 對，我手賤 665 00:43:58,666 --> 00:43:59,750 我看這張照片 666 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,541 你應該都快要結婚了吧？ 667 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:03,500 他應該才是你的遺願不是嗎？ 668 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:06,958 現在想一想 669 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:09,041 幸好我們沒有去登記 670 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:11,458 不然家豪一定會更難過 671 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:15,666 爸 672 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,166 有一件事情我想跟你說很久了 673 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:20,458 你要跟他結婚的話 我絕對不會答應的 674 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,833 搞什麼東西啊？亂七八糟的 675 00:44:27,416 --> 00:44:28,458 我想 676 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:30,916 見完家豪最後一面 677 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,166 我應該就了無遺憾了吧 678 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,791 靠北喔，是不會早點講喔？ 679 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:36,916 之前是在亂喔？ 680 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:38,916 那每個人都有七情六慾的嘛 681 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,458 怎麼可能只有一種遺願呢？ 682 00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,625 況且我也是驟然離世 683 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,166 當然需要思考一下啊 684 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:47,666 幹 685 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,625 我幫你半天忙 686 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:50,916 說好回分局喔 687 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,791 我知道啦，愛計較耶 688 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:54,458 我爸不是說那分局很爛嗎？ 689 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:55,958 你就不要回去啊 690 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,666 拜託，我誰？ 691 00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,166 我要辦大案子的耶 692 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,791 我才不要每天幫你 處理這些狗屁倒灶的事 693 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:06,458 哪一間？ 694 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,333 你想要我跟家豪說什麼？ 695 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,000 跟他說 696 00:45:24,541 --> 00:45:25,708 不要太難過 697 00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:27,375 忘了我 698 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:30,375 一…一定要找到比我更好的人 699 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,000 你… 700 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:46,958 是陳家豪？ 701 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:50,541 寶貝 702 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:51,791 有人找你喔 703 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,666 又是誰啊？ 704 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,375 你朋友啊？ 705 00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:12,375 他說找陳家豪耶 706 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:14,250 不認識 707 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,916 吃飯吧 708 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:23,833 哇靠 709 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:26,416 你男朋友也太樂觀了吧 這麼快就走出來囉？ 710 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:29,166 心願已了 711 00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:31,458 看到他過得這麼好就好啦 712 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:35,250 居然這麼輕鬆遺願就完成了 713 00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:37,666 好啊，那你說啊 714 00:46:37,750 --> 00:46:39,000 你現在有投胎的感覺嗎？ 715 00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:41,166 -沒有啊 -你老師的 716 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,000 不是說看完男友就了無遺憾了？ 717 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:44,833 到底要賴到什麼時候啦？ 718 00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,166 那我沒感覺就沒感覺嘛 你以為我願意的嗎？ 719 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:48,416 我就只是… 720 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:53,958 伯父 721 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,166 你怎麼在這？ 722 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,833 我在巡邏啦 723 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:08,583 伯父，你咧？ 724 00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:16,708 撞死毛毛的人到現在還沒找到 725 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:20,625 這個手機的密碼我也解不開 726 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,500 雖然冥婚的事情 727 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:25,083 我不相信 728 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:28,166 可是我也沒別的辦法 729 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,541 也許自有天意吧 730 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,875 這裡面裝的是我收集到的資料 731 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,458 還有手機 732 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,333 我現在交給你 733 00:47:57,916 --> 00:47:58,791 伯父 734 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,166 安全帽 735 00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:05,666 嘿，Siri 736 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,833 打電話給家豪 737 00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:10,791 確認一下，你要打給家豪鼻鼻嗎？ 738 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:11,958 對啦 739 00:48:16,416 --> 00:48:19,000 您的電話將轉接到語音信箱 740 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:20,583 嘟聲後開始計費 741 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:21,583 如… 742 00:48:25,416 --> 00:48:27,958 您的電話將轉接到語音信箱 743 00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:29,500 嘟聲後開始計費 744 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:32,000 您的電話將轉接到語音信箱 745 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:32,958 嘟聲… 746 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,375 鼻鼻，你已經消失一整天了 747 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,833 我跟你說，今天我… 748 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,375 那天我跟我爸大吵一架 749 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:53,708 心情很差 750 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,958 打電話給家豪，他又一整天沒接電話 751 00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:00,625 我本來打算要傳一段IG限動給他的 752 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,666 結果拍到一半就被車撞了 753 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,125 限動？ 754 00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:27,125 鼻鼻，你怎麼整天都沒有接電話？ 755 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:29,833 你都已經消失一整天了 756 00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:33,250 我跟你說，今天我… 757 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:50,083 靠 758 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,666 就是這個男的 759 00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:53,833 我的花樣年華就毀在他的手上 760 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,333 靠北喔，你手機沒拿好，沒錄到臉 761 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,541 不敢相信耶 762 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,750 我都已經死了，你還怪我沒有錄到臉 763 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:14,125 車禍那天 那個路段唯一一臺監視器遺失 764 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,625 沒有那段畫面 765 00:50:23,166 --> 00:50:25,625 就不相信找不到監視器畫面 766 00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,208 什麼年代？ 767 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:28,833 全民都是你的監視器 768 00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:38,583 不敢相信 769 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,500 我的臉 770 00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:47,416 吳明翰 771 00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:49,916 你一定要抓到這個人渣 772 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,500 不然我怎麼去投胎？ 773 00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:12,958 各位觀眾 774 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,583 難怪分局說找不到 775 00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:17,541 他們超難找的 776 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:19,083 你不知道 777 00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,291 我問了十幾個車主 778 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:23,375 好不容易找到其中一個 當天有把車停在那裡 779 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,916 -靠北，反方向 -不會吧？ 780 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,458 沒拍到 781 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:44,375 “5518”？ 782 00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:49,708 這不是我前陣子追的那臺車嗎？ 783 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:53,083 我就是追這臺車才撿到紅包的啊 784 00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:56,791 難道真的是天意讓我們相遇？ 785 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,708 靠北喔 786 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:04,875 天意不能走正常管道是不是啦？ 787 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,458 一定要把你娶回家？ 788 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:07,791 怎麼樣？不好喔？ 789 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000 我死了 790 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:16,125 等一下 791 00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:18,791 “5518、6610” 792 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,291 看到沒有？ 793 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,375 兩個目擊證人 794 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:24,916 這個5518，他叫做阿狗 795 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,375 他是個藥頭，現在人就在看守所 796 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:28,625 這個案子 797 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,291 兩秒鐘就可以解決了 798 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,958 跟你一樣 799 00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:38,666 聽說在看守所跟人起了口角 800 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:39,916 然後就被打死了 801 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,833 現在看守所那邊頭也很大 802 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,791 好啦，我先去忙 你有什麼事情你再叫我 803 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,666 不是說兩秒就解決了嗎？ 804 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:51,875 現在呢？ 805 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,833 既然他也死了 806 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,291 不然你去跟他聊一下啊 807 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:57,750 你把鬼都當什麼啦？ 808 00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:59,625 你以為死人都互相認識的啊？ 809 00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,208 怕屁喔？ 810 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:04,416 這只不過是一點點小挫折而已啊 811 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,708 還有6610啊 812 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:20,875 （G空間） 813 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:21,916 他也是同志 814 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,541 你會不會認識啊？ 815 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,875 你又把同志當成什麼啦？ 816 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,541 你以為同志都互相認識的啊？ 817 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,875 不認識就說嘛 818 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,208 靠我自己啊 819 00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:35,958 穿成這樣你還想進去喔？ 820 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,125 -去吧…姐妹 -去吧…姐妹 821 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:52,125 -去吧…兄弟 -去吧…兄弟 822 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,833 -愛情大同，天下為公 -愛情大同，天下為公 823 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:57,833 -去吧…愛人 -去吧…愛人 824 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,833 -愛無赦 -愛無赦 825 00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:03,291 -酸甜苦樂，真愛無赦 -酸甜苦樂，真愛無赦 826 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:05,041 -你是我的愛人 -你是我的愛人 827 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:32,291 不敢相信 828 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,875 果然還是得靠我啊 829 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,333 讓你不用投胎就重生啦 830 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,291 我這樣會不會太帥啊？ 831 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,833 如果是我老公的話 832 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,291 我可以啊 833 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:08,458 那個6610他不是車禍的目擊證人嗎？ 834 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,041 你幹嘛不直接傳喚他就好啦？ 835 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:11,166 拜託 836 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:12,958 他半夜跟一個藥頭在那邊等人 837 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,208 藥頭過兩天就在看守所裡面死了 838 00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:17,458 你覺得他會乖乖配合我們警方嗎？ 839 00:55:17,541 --> 00:55:18,916 要是我們去問他話 840 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,291 他把行車紀錄器刪了… 841 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,750 靠北喔 842 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:32,500 沒事練那麼壯幹嘛啦？ 843 00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:34,375 怎麼樣？ 844 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:35,833 你怕了嗎？ 845 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,083 怎麼可能？ 846 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,291 拜託 847 00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:41,541 我是怕我現在過去 你會吃醋好不好？ 848 00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:44,458 畢竟我現在帥成這樣 849 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,333 那你知道怎麼搭訕同志嗎？ 850 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,416 當然會啊 851 00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:52,875 就… 852 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:55,625 哈囉，你是同志嗎？ 853 00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:56,708 我也是 854 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,833 他一定一巴掌打死你啊 855 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:06,458 最重要不是語言 856 00:56:06,541 --> 00:56:07,708 是眼神 857 00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:08,958 眼神 858 00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:11,041 電我 859 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,416 電我 860 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,125 醜死了 861 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,125 換一個 862 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,208 你的笑容好淫蕩喔 863 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,958 可不可以真心一點，深情一點？ 864 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:44,000 這樣可以嗎？ 865 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:47,583 可以 866 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,458 他這樣是害羞嗎？ 867 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,500 不像啊 868 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,208 哈囉 869 00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:16,125 週末這麼早回去啊？ 870 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,500 不如請你喝一杯？ 871 00:57:22,166 --> 00:57:24,208 幹，幹你娘，死同志 872 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:25,416 看什麼啦？ 873 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:28,375 好，我趕快走 874 00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:33,666 什麼年代了，還給我摔同志啊？ 875 00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:36,791 Vogue摔耶 876 00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:38,166 好厲害 877 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,208 現在呢？ 878 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,583 吳大警官，你有什麼計畫呀？ 879 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:03,375 我看我直接抓他回派出所問話好了 880 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,666 不敢相信 881 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:08,250 那我們一整晚是在瞎忙什麼？ 882 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:10,958 帶你出去玩啊 883 00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:12,500 剛不是玩得很開心？ 884 00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:16,041 在那邊“去吧…姐妹 885 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,375 去吧…愛人” 886 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,333 看到鬼喔？ 887 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:29,458 妳在幹嘛？ 888 00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:30,916 你才在幹嘛吧？ 889 00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:33,166 你沒事為什麼跟著小馬？ 890 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,250 小… 891 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:36,458 那個肌肉男叫小馬？ 892 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,666 你們在跟監他喔？ 893 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,500 阿狗生前就已經說過了 894 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,041 小馬是林孝遠的左右手，我們當然… 895 00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,625 當然要跟監他啊 896 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:46,541 倒是你 897 00:58:46,625 --> 00:58:49,041 一個被下放到派出所的 為什麼要跟蹤人家？ 898 00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:58,541 我在幫一個… 899 00:58:59,041 --> 00:59:00,666 一個朋友查肇逃案 900 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,791 小馬、阿狗兩個人都在案發現場 901 00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:03,750 阿狗死了 902 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,916 只剩下這個目擊證人 903 00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:09,291 這個案子 904 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:11,041 監視器畫面不是早就已經不見了嗎？ 905 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,541 吳明翰 906 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:16,541 -我知道，所以… -吳明翰，你現在立刻叫她坐後面去 907 00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:18,541 我在辦正事，你去坐後面啦 908 00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,041 -我去坐後面？ -對 909 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,583 -誰要坐後面啊？ -為什麼要坐後面啊？ 910 00:59:22,666 --> 00:59:25,250 你是想被裸體附身 然後在她面前跳舞是不是？ 911 00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:32,416 因為這個位子只有我老… 912 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,666 婆可以坐 913 00:59:37,166 --> 00:59:38,375 噁心死了 914 00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:42,333 目標出現 915 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:16,708 八成就是這裡了 916 01:00:16,791 --> 01:00:18,250 那麼多臺攝影機 917 01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,208 林孝遠 918 01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:31,958 妥當的啦 919 01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:33,458 又不是第一次 920 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,916 什麼時候這麼沒膽識？ 921 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:36,708 好的 922 01:00:51,708 --> 01:00:52,791 你們被盯上了 923 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:58,291 我們被盯上了 924 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:00,750 你幹嘛？ 925 01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,333 吳明翰，你在幹嘛？ 926 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:08,125 哇靠，我真的是… 927 01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:10,000 -妳幹嘛？喂 -我真的是不懂你耶 928 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,833 什麼爛導航啊？ 929 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:14,500 為什麼叫你問路，你死不問路啊？ 930 01:01:20,166 --> 01:01:21,625 好啦，老婆 931 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:22,833 妳先進來嘛 932 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:24,833 我們進來慢慢講啊 933 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:27,458 每次在那邊說什麼快到了… 934 01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:28,416 我告訴你啦 935 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,916 跟你在一起這三年我從來沒有到過啦 936 01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:35,625 開到什麼爛地方？ 937 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,250 不好意思 938 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:41,000 那個…我們想要找一個沙發工廠 939 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,750 你知道雙和街在哪裡嗎？ 940 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:45,291 不知道 941 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:48,416 沒關係，我看一下 942 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:51,708 老公 943 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:54,541 你的地址根本就是輸錯的 944 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:58,083 -寶寶都嚇到了 -不氣… 945 01:01:58,166 --> 01:02:00,250 原來是我導航導錯了 946 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,458 不好意思 947 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:04,125 -這邊直直開就會通大馬路嗎？ -對 948 01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:05,666 -好，謝謝 -好，謝謝… 949 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,458 -快一點，寶寶要回去睡覺 -好 950 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:09,666 -睡覺覺了，搞什麼東西？ -好…睡覺覺… 951 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:10,750 快一點 952 01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:19,291 有了這些證據之後 就可以回去申請搜索票了 953 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:20,750 沒錯 954 01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,541 這樣我總算可以回分局了吧？ 955 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,708 那我呢？ 956 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,375 不敢相信 957 01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:43,250 局長答應啦 958 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,291 最近借調你回偵查隊 959 01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,750 等案子破了就回分局 960 01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:49,291 太棒了… 961 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,041 太棒了 962 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:53,958 我說你們兩個 963 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:56,708 在我們局裡面也算是優秀的警察 964 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:59,208 不要每天都吵來吵去嘛，好不好？ 965 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:01,791 搭檔互相合作 966 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:04,208 最近他出去歷練了一下 967 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:06,500 也變比較成熟了嘛 968 01:03:07,791 --> 01:03:08,708 加油 969 01:03:08,791 --> 01:03:10,541 謝謝老大… 970 01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,541 -真的，我會繼續努力的 -好啦… 971 01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:13,833 我真的變得更成熟了 972 01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:14,875 好啦 973 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,208 成熟個屁？ 974 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:25,583 人生就是不公平 975 01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:27,000 人家長得正，運氣又好 976 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:27,916 你能怎麼樣？ 977 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:28,833 不知道在跩什麼？ 978 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:30,791 約都約不出去 979 01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:31,833 這次她運氣好 980 01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:33,458 找到了製毒工廠 981 01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:35,625 一副她靠她自己爬上來的樣子 982 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,333 誰知道她跟長官幹嘛了？ 983 01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:40,166 你幹嘛？你很閒是不是？ 984 01:03:40,791 --> 01:03:42,375 他們講話也太難聽了吧？ 985 01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,625 講那種話的男人老二都只有三公分 986 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,125 每次聽到這種話的時候 我就會這樣想啊 987 01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:55,791 不要再用那種同情的眼神看我 988 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,375 我有我想做的事情 989 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,416 我相信總有一天 我一定可以證明這件事情 990 01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:04,375 所以拜託你 991 01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:06,750 也不要讓我覺得我自己很可憐 992 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:24,250 你該不會忘記現在的重點是什麼吧？ 993 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,375 知道啦，我只是想要趕快找到肇事者 994 01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:27,708 讓你趕快去投胎啦 995 01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:29,958 是這樣嗎？ 996 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:36,750 你好，請問排便順暢嗎？ 997 01:04:36,833 --> 01:04:40,250 我是一家人益生菌的團購專… 998 01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:42,625 團購專案業務 999 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:44,666 我叫晴晴 1000 01:04:45,416 --> 01:04:46,583 我叫晴晴 1001 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,458 讓一家人照顧全家人 1002 01:04:50,041 --> 01:04:51,250 竊聽器沒問題嗎？ 1003 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,125 這次行動只許成功不許失敗啊 1004 01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:57,458 -你喜歡林子晴喔？ -是 1005 01:04:57,541 --> 01:04:58,791 怎麼可能… 1006 01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:02,125 失敗？ 1007 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:03,875 大家加油 1008 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,875 勸你不要 1009 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:11,708 看就知道她深藏不露 1010 01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:14,708 這種聰明兼具野心的女人 1011 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:16,583 你這個蠢直男招架不住的 1012 01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:18,500 這次的行動很重要 1013 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:21,416 如果破了毒品案，我就可以回分局 1014 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:24,250 同時抓了6610，還可以破你的肇逃案 1015 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,291 一舉兩得 1016 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:27,916 所以如果你想投胎的話 1017 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:29,583 就不要給我來亂 1018 01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:32,791 報告，目標林孝遠已經到製毒工廠了 1019 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:34,375 好，出動 1020 01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:35,333 -是 -是 1021 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,125 不好意思 1022 01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:49,375 想要那個冒昧地請問一下啊 1023 01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:50,541 請問一下大哥哥 1024 01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:53,041 -最近有排便上面的問題嗎？ -不用了 1025 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:54,666 -不好意思 -不用了，妳可以走了 1026 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,166 我們這邊不用了，不需要 1027 01:05:57,250 --> 01:06:00,458 大哥哥，你讓晴晴說一下嘛 1028 01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:02,875 幫晴晴做一下業績啦 1029 01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:05,833 不然晴晴回去會被老闆罵罵 1030 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:08,958 賣什麼？ 1031 01:06:09,916 --> 01:06:12,541 -我們就是… -我去看看他們在裡面幹什麼 1032 01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:17,500 那大哥哥，你平常有在喝咖啡 或者是吃甜點嗎？ 1033 01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:18,750 吃我們家的益生菌 1034 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,791 身體就會變得很好喔 1035 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,833 感覺不太對勁耶 1036 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:29,958 裡面的人 會不會透過監視器認出子晴啊？ 1037 01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:34,208 我們的益生菌可以增加好菌 改變你的細菌群喔 1038 01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:41,833 吳明翰，裡面在狂倒東西耶 1039 01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,083 裡面的人在狂倒東西？ 1040 01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:45,750 -裡面的人在狂倒東西？ -裡面的人在狂倒東西？ 1041 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:08,500 幹 1042 01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:24,000 有警察 1043 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,583 有警察 1044 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:28,250 -他只是要加我LINE，你在幹嘛？ -外面有條子啊 1045 01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:31,125 保…保護妳啊 1046 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,958 誰要你保護啊？ 1047 01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:35,416 所有人行動 1048 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,166 速速，所有人個別行動 1049 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:47,250 -行動… -出動 1050 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:48,333 已經達到現場 1051 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,333 -不准動 -注意安全 1052 01:07:50,416 --> 01:07:51,250 都不要動 1053 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,291 每一個都不要放過 1054 01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:56,000 -準備突破 -突破 1055 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,416 快… 1056 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,291 去拿電鋸… 1057 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:35,500 -進去… -進去… 1058 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,041 -進去… -蹲下…不要動 1059 01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:39,416 進去…全部蹲下，蹲下 1060 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,708 -蹲下 -蹲下 1061 01:08:40,791 --> 01:08:42,208 -蹲下 -蹲下 1062 01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,750 -蹲下 -幹嘛蹲下？ 1063 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:44,916 -蹲下 -蹲下 1064 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,625 張大隊長，稀客啊 1065 01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:57,791 一起來吃火鍋 1066 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:01,750 還是跟我一起做復健？ 1067 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,416 真讓人感動耶 1068 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:09,083 過年都還沒到，帶這麼多人來走春 1069 01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,625 感恩… 1070 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,125 整個行動都被你給毀了 1071 01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:18,000 要不要直接回派出所？ 1072 01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:07,500 吳明翰怎麼說裡面有人狂倒東西啊？ 1073 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,833 剛剛我們在進門的時候啊 1074 01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:12,500 其實不到十分鐘 1075 01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:14,416 要在這麼短的時間內 1076 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,958 處理這麼巨量的毒品 1077 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:16,958 這樣合理嗎？ 1078 01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,666 -該不會有人通風報信吧？ -對啊 1079 01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:21,166 真的假的啦？ 1080 01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:23,500 該不會有內鬼？ 1081 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,416 好可怕喔 1082 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,083 是在演《無間道》嗎？ 1083 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:31,166 前陣子情報科 不是才抓到一個孝哥的臥底？ 1084 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:33,333 幹，對耶 1085 01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,958 -林孝遠 -林孝遠 1086 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,500 不敢相信 1087 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:05,041 原來肇逃案和毒品案 1088 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:06,833 我們要抓的是同一個人 1089 01:11:07,833 --> 01:11:10,375 老公好棒 1090 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,708 你從哪裡拿到這個東西的？ 1091 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:35,083 你該不會真的放了一個線人 在林孝遠身邊吧？ 1092 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:37,500 對 1093 01:11:38,916 --> 01:11:40,416 今天真的對不起 1094 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:43,000 有了這個 1095 01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:45,375 妳就可以以肇逃罪逮捕林孝遠 1096 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:49,250 那你為什麼要拿這個給我？ 1097 01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,541 因為我們是搭檔啊 1098 01:11:58,666 --> 01:12:00,041 誰要跟你搭檔啊？ 1099 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:20,500 到現在還在討好那個女的 1100 01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:22,791 你幹嘛不自己把記憶卡交出去？ 1101 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,041 你不想重回分局囉？ 1102 01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:29,375 我已經說了很多遍了 1103 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:31,916 只要能夠抓到林孝遠 1104 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,250 送你去投胎就好 1105 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:34,708 學長 1106 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:42,583 吳明翰 1107 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,000 幹得不錯 1108 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,708 一起行動，坐我車，走 1109 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:51,708 是，老大 1110 01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:08,041 明翰 1111 01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:11,375 你真的有安排線人在林孝遠身邊喔？ 1112 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:18,916 對 1113 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,875 我懷疑隊上有內鬼 1114 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:24,708 林孝遠這個傢伙心狠手辣 1115 01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:27,000 如果被他發現身邊有線人的話 1116 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,666 這線人會有生命危險 1117 01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:30,875 線人是誰？趕快跟我講 1118 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:41,291 他… 1119 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:42,333 死了 1120 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,500 死了？ 1121 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,541 才…才沒幾個小時就死了？ 1122 01:13:47,625 --> 01:13:49,708 這個林孝遠真的是心狠手辣 1123 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,666 對啊 1124 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:53,125 林孝遠真的太可惡了啦 1125 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,500 老大，我們一定要抓到他 1126 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,625 以慰我線人在天之靈 1127 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:16,500 門是開的，大家小心 1128 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,000 行動，走… 1129 01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:20,041 走… 1130 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:21,833 快進入，有我掩護 1131 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,291 安全 1132 01:14:24,791 --> 01:14:25,666 安全 1133 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:27,041 安全 1134 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:28,750 B2安全 1135 01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,583 幹 1136 01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:32,791 又給他跑掉 1137 01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:45,041 真的有內鬼 1138 01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:50,500 吳明翰 1139 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,958 你說你的線人提供你情報 1140 01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:54,166 讓你盯上小馬 1141 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,583 剛剛在製毒工廠是怎麼回事啊？ 1142 01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:59,708 莫名其妙破壞掉整個行動 1143 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,083 你一下說有線人 1144 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:04,083 一下又說線人死掉了 1145 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,666 他媽真的有這個線人嗎？ 1146 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,375 還有啊 1147 01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:10,166 你在追肇逃案的凶手 1148 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:13,625 跟毒品案上面對的是同一個老大 1149 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,666 該不會你就是內鬼吧？ 1150 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:23,250 吳明翰 1151 01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:24,916 我不想懷疑你喔 1152 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,791 現在把線人馬上交出來 1153 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:30,375 否則立刻退出所有的行動 1154 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:35,875 看吧 1155 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:38,166 誰叫你要把記憶卡交給那個女的？ 1156 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:40,166 現在搞成這樣 1157 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,208 吳明翰 1158 01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:48,583 你整天不吃飯，小毛也要吃飯啊 1159 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,458 你不要那麼自私好不好？ 1160 01:15:50,541 --> 01:15:52,041 這樣會餓死小毛耶 1161 01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:03,166 自私？ 1162 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,750 你剛剛說誰自私？ 1163 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:10,833 你再說一次，誰自私？ 1164 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,125 就你啊，不然還有誰？ 1165 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:20,958 我自私？ 1166 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,250 我做這些到底是為了誰啊？ 1167 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,291 還不就為了你自己？ 1168 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:31,208 你不是就想趕快甩掉我嗎？ 1169 01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:32,958 對啦 1170 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,791 那你為什麼還不趕快滾啊？ 1171 01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:36,166 誰說冥婚會旺啊？ 1172 01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:38,458 我他媽遇到你超倒楣耶，幹 1173 01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:40,041 你兇屁啊？ 1174 01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:42,375 要不是我在幫你 你能查到那些事情嗎？ 1175 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:44,833 你能追到小馬，跟到製毒工廠嗎？ 1176 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:47,375 你能找到6610的行車紀錄器嗎？ 1177 01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:50,291 我一路都在幫你耶，不敢相信 1178 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:53,083 真的沒辦法跟你這種直男溝通 1179 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,333 我哪種？ 1180 01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,916 幹，這也可以扯直男 1181 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,416 直男是哪裡礙到你啊？ 1182 01:16:58,791 --> 01:17:00,333 直男就是自大又自戀 1183 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:02,458 永遠搞不清楚事情的重點 1184 01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:03,958 哪來的歧視啦？ 1185 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,541 你要跟一個同志談歧視是不是？ 1186 01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:08,833 你就是自以為那個女的需要保護 1187 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,583 拜託，她是一個警察耶 哪需要你的保護啊？ 1188 01:17:11,666 --> 01:17:13,500 從來不覺得自己有錯 還在那邊惱羞成怒 1189 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,833 這就是直男 1190 01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:17,208 對啦，你最聰明啦 1191 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,708 一天到晚關心了不起的社會議題 1192 01:17:18,791 --> 01:17:20,208 那你知道你自己的問題在哪嗎？ 1193 01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:21,333 我哪有什麼問題？ 1194 01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:22,416 放屁啦 1195 01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:24,500 你爸、你前男友 1196 01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:25,708 你哪個解決了？ 1197 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:29,833 解決就不會在這啦 1198 01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:33,125 你幹什麼？ 1199 01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:35,708 惱羞成怒啦 1200 01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:38,125 你去哪裡？ 1201 01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,750 送這尊給你最愛的家豪啦 1202 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:46,083 我說過了他過得好就好 我不要打擾他喔 1203 01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:48,166 鬼才相信 1204 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:52,375 吳明翰，你這個老二不到三公分的 1205 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:54,500 你不要被講中就做這麼幼稚的事喔 1206 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:57,500 老子19公分不含頭啦 1207 01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:58,750 你不是看過？ 1208 01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,166 我才懷疑你沒老二咧 1209 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:02,000 信不信我附身你？ 1210 01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:03,041 你附啊 1211 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:04,625 你越激動代表你越害怕 1212 01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:06,416 我有什麼好害怕的？ 1213 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,416 你怕家豪不想跟你冥婚啦 1214 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,333 你是… 1215 01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:19,708 這是毛邦羽的神主牌位 1216 01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:21,791 我只想要幫他傳達一些話而已啦 1217 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:24,458 你是乩童？ 1218 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:25,958 不是 1219 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:28,500 毛邦羽的阿嬤幫他冥婚 1220 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,125 我很倒楣，撿到紅包被迫跟他冥婚 1221 01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,625 毛邦羽現在就在我旁邊 1222 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,583 捲毛、粉紅色上衣、卡其褲 1223 01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:39,250 當初你們論及婚嫁的時候 1224 01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:40,208 你一定很想他喔？ 1225 01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:42,958 -冥婚之後你就可以天天看到他啦 -神經病 1226 01:18:43,041 --> 01:18:44,125 -等一下 -幹嘛？ 1227 01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:45,500 我說的是認真的 1228 01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:48,083 毛邦羽，你剛不是想附身我嗎？ 1229 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,916 我現在允許你上身五分鐘 你自己跟他講 1230 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:50,875 不用 1231 01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:52,833 為什麼不用？ 1232 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:56,875 毛毛突然死掉，你一點都不難過嗎？ 1233 01:18:56,958 --> 01:18:58,833 還是你有新男友陪你就夠了？ 1234 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,500 我當初根本沒有想要跟他結婚 1235 01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:07,291 更何況是冥婚啊 1236 01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:11,333 那時候他明示暗示我說要結婚 1237 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:12,958 所以我就隨口答應他 1238 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,375 沒想到他一頭熱 1239 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:16,916 我從頭到尾就沒有要跟他結婚 1240 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:19,583 我後來對他很冷淡 1241 01:19:19,666 --> 01:19:21,125 他應該有感覺得出來 1242 01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:22,541 麻煩你離開 1243 01:19:25,625 --> 01:19:27,250 靠北喔，你哭屁啊？ 1244 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,833 你到底在跟誰講話啊？ 1245 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:30,583 你把毛毛惹哭了啦 1246 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:32,875 幹，你不想結婚為什麼不明講？ 1247 01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,166 我不想傷害他 1248 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:35,291 什麼啦？ 1249 01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:37,625 吳明翰 1250 01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:39,750 你幹嘛打人啊？ 1251 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:42,750 好嘛，那我問你 1252 01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:44,833 我到底做錯什麼？ 1253 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,208 或是我哪裡做得不夠好？ 1254 01:19:51,791 --> 01:19:53,000 毛毛問你 1255 01:19:53,541 --> 01:19:55,041 是他做錯了什麼 1256 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:57,375 還是他哪裡做得不夠好 1257 01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:59,625 是他不夠好，好不好？ 1258 01:19:59,708 --> 01:20:00,791 幹 1259 01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:02,583 你問這什麼爛問題啊？ 1260 01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:03,708 有夠窩囊的 1261 01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:05,666 是我配不上他，可以嗎？ 1262 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,166 請你跟你的神主牌離開 1263 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,708 什麼？ 1264 01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:11,541 你他媽是有病啊？ 1265 01:20:11,625 --> 01:20:13,500 跟毛爸一樣莫名其妙跑來我家 1266 01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:14,833 一下打我，一下要我冥婚的 1267 01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:15,791 神經病 1268 01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,916 幹你娘咧，因為你欠揍啦 1269 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,291 再不走我要叫警察囉 1270 01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,625 -我就是警察啦，幹 -不要揍我 1271 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:52,625 小毛 1272 01:20:58,083 --> 01:20:59,791 找你找很久耶 1273 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:02,750 不就還好我有帶小毛出來 1274 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,875 沒關係，你不用安慰我 1275 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:31,125 給你看一個東西 1276 01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:32,625 你看 1277 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:39,541 我剛回家換你挑的內褲 1278 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,666 很舒服耶 1279 01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:41,916 包覆性很好耶 1280 01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:45,000 你真的是很會安慰人耶 1281 01:21:49,666 --> 01:21:50,708 對不起喔 1282 01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:52,916 我就是個臭直男 1283 01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:57,125 我也是一個名副其實的死同志 1284 01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:01,000 一個死掉的同志 1285 01:22:05,583 --> 01:22:07,916 死了以後才看清楚一些事情 1286 01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:12,625 不過我也的確更應該有勇氣去面對 1287 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,583 雖然你真的是一個臭直男 1288 01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,458 但你也沒有那麼自私啦 1289 01:22:23,875 --> 01:22:24,875 謝謝你 1290 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:27,333 不是啊，那個… 1291 01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:29,875 那個家豪看起來就是一個渣男啊 1292 01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,666 你到底為什麼想要跟他結婚？ 1293 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,000 以前談戀愛 1294 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:42,375 我們大家都只能及時行樂 1295 01:22:44,166 --> 01:22:45,833 但自從同婚通過之後 1296 01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:46,916 我就想說 1297 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,750 “天啊 1298 01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:51,666 我們好像可以在一起一輩子耶” 1299 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,166 但可能像他說的吧 1300 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,875 結婚真的只是我一頭熱 1301 01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:02,500 拜託 1302 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,750 人世間的婚姻就是一張紙而已啦 1303 01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:07,208 隨時都可以離 1304 01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:09,750 只有冥婚才不行好不好？ 1305 01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:12,541 其實我想要的真的很簡單 1306 01:23:13,125 --> 01:23:14,916 我只是想要有一個人 1307 01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:17,250 可以一起生活 1308 01:23:17,791 --> 01:23:18,791 照顧彼此 1309 01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:20,083 一起到老 1310 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,958 直到要離開的時候 1311 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:25,833 還可以陪在對方身邊 1312 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:31,083 如果有一個人 1313 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:34,250 我可以全然地信任他 1314 01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:38,541 他也可以這樣子地相信我 1315 01:23:40,125 --> 01:23:41,625 那我就滿足了 1316 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,250 所以 1317 01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:50,208 你只是想要有人愛你一輩子囉？ 1318 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:06,208 如果這真的是我的遺願 1319 01:24:07,458 --> 01:24:09,791 我可能一輩子都達成不了 1320 01:24:15,541 --> 01:24:17,625 達成不了就達成不了啊 1321 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:19,791 我剛都想好了啦 1322 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:23,291 反正養你還不用飼料 1323 01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,458 比養狗還划算 1324 01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:26,833 上輩子你養我，這輩子我養你啦 1325 01:24:33,791 --> 01:24:35,375 誰要你養啊？ 1326 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,833 你才是我的狗咧 1327 01:24:37,416 --> 01:24:38,250 砰砰 1328 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,875 小毛 1329 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:52,958 你也在說你愛我嗎？ 1330 01:24:57,375 --> 01:24:58,583 小毛 1331 01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:01,666 來，小毛，給哥哥抱 1332 01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:13,083 如果我現在可以發一則IG動態 1333 01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,791 我一定要把你們一起框起來 1334 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:18,333 標記“有你們真好” 1335 01:25:18,916 --> 01:25:22,250 標記“謝謝這個世界” 1336 01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,041 真的很美 1337 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,083 拜拜了 1338 01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:22,375 小毛 1339 01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:25,166 以後就剩我們相依為命了 1340 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,875 吳明翰 1341 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:37,000 我真的有投胎的感覺了 1342 01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:55,583 吳明翰 1343 01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,125 不是吧？ 1344 01:26:57,208 --> 01:26:58,958 好好照顧小毛 1345 01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:01,750 有空記得要去看阿嬤 1346 01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:03,458 還有 1347 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:05,750 內褲要穿好看一點的喔 1348 01:27:06,541 --> 01:27:07,666 拜拜 1349 01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:18,583 小毛 1350 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:20,500 要乖乖等我回來喔 1351 01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:40,000 差點忘了 1352 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,625 （色情中心，台灣色情片） 1353 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,583 （下載） 1354 01:27:54,666 --> 01:27:55,625 早啊 1355 01:27:56,791 --> 01:27:58,458 我們家的高麗菜吃完了耶 1356 01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,791 你買清心沒叫我喔？ 1357 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,875 -拿菜來換啊 -我幫妳調監視器畫面 1358 01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:03,208 妳要相信我喔 1359 01:28:03,291 --> 01:28:05,666 馬英九真的沒有在跟蹤妳 1360 01:28:05,750 --> 01:28:07,166 路口沒有 1361 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,708 可是我家有 1362 01:28:08,791 --> 01:28:10,583 我們警察有個儀器 1363 01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:12,208 就是可以去妳家檢查 1364 01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:14,416 然後把竊聽器澈底掃一遍 1365 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:16,041 這樣子妳就可以安心啦 1366 01:28:17,291 --> 01:28:18,333 這… 1367 01:28:43,958 --> 01:28:44,833 喂？ 1368 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:47,333 孝哥 1369 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,625 你現在就要出發啊？ 1370 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:54,416 二號碼頭 1371 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:55,375 澳門 1372 01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:57,916 好，我知道…好 1373 01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:05,375 澳門首家線上賭場上線啦 1374 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:07,041 吉祥坊娛樂城 1375 01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:09,458 性感荷官在線發牌 1376 01:29:09,541 --> 01:29:11,083 陪你嗨翻天 1377 01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:13,375 給您不一樣的博彩體驗 1378 01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:15,458 並提供各類彩票遊戲 1379 01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:16,625 時時彩… 1380 01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:17,958 你好 1381 01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:20,666 我是秋晴子 1382 01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:23,666 身高157公分 1383 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:25,416 體重47公斤 1384 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,750 胸部是G罩杯 1385 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:28,625 特長是… 1386 01:30:53,708 --> 01:30:54,625 幹，什麼啦？ 1387 01:30:54,708 --> 01:30:55,791 不是去投胎了？ 1388 01:30:55,875 --> 01:30:57,083 你真的是精蟲衝腦耶 1389 01:30:57,166 --> 01:30:58,708 給你那麼多暗示你都看不懂 1390 01:30:58,791 --> 01:30:59,875 什麼暗示？ 1391 01:30:59,958 --> 01:31:02,083 林孝遠要從二號碼頭跑路了啦 1392 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:03,750 你怎麼知道？ 1393 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,083 不要管那麼多，趕快出發 1394 01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,708 張永康是內鬼 1395 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:08,500 -永康是內鬼？ -對 1396 01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:11,916 快接電話… 1397 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:12,875 喂？小胖 1398 01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:14,083 我掌握到孝哥的行蹤了 1399 01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:15,333 他現在要從二號碼頭跑路 1400 01:31:15,416 --> 01:31:16,583 學長，你怎麼也知道啊？ 1401 01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:18,500 不要管這麼多了，趕快帶隊過去 1402 01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:21,500 你真的有安排線人在林孝遠身邊喔？ 1403 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:22,541 我懷疑隊上有內鬼 1404 01:31:22,625 --> 01:31:24,083 林孝遠這個傢伙心狠手辣 1405 01:31:24,166 --> 01:31:25,583 如果被他發現身邊有線人的話 1406 01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:26,666 這線人會有生命危險 1407 01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:28,291 現在把線人馬上交出來 1408 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:29,375 線人是誰？趕快跟我講 1409 01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:31,250 否則立刻退出所有的行動 1410 01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:35,500 張永康 1411 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:37,125 做賊喊抓賊 1412 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:40,083 原來他那個時候是要幫孝哥揪內鬼 1413 01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:41,083 媽的 1414 01:31:41,166 --> 01:31:42,458 不敢相信吧？ 1415 01:31:42,541 --> 01:31:43,666 要不是我跟著他 1416 01:31:43,750 --> 01:31:45,000 你們都被蒙在鼓裡 1417 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,333 你咧？ 1418 01:31:46,416 --> 01:31:47,666 沒跑去投胎，跑去跟蹤他 1419 01:31:47,750 --> 01:31:48,708 騙我感情 1420 01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:51,541 因為我想幫你破案啊 1421 01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:53,416 拜託，我誰？ 1422 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,375 沒有我你能回到分局嗎？ 1423 01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:00,583 你明明就是不想打擾我生活 才會假裝離開的吧？ 1424 01:32:00,666 --> 01:32:01,625 拜託 1425 01:32:01,708 --> 01:32:03,333 那是因為你說你要養我一輩子 1426 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:04,375 很恐怖 1427 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,625 聽到你說一輩子我就嚇跑了 1428 01:32:06,708 --> 01:32:08,083 還在嘴硬 1429 01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:10,291 這就叫最後的疼愛是手放開 不想用… 1430 01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:11,708 幹… 1431 01:32:18,416 --> 01:32:19,541 靠，不就是偷渡嗎？ 1432 01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:20,875 場面怎麼搞那麼大？ 1433 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:26,875 幹你娘 1434 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,958 幹你老兄的 1435 01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:31,291 我不想當刑警了啦 1436 01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:38,291 王八蛋 1437 01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:47,791 -衝啊 -林孝遠 1438 01:32:48,458 --> 01:32:49,750 射他 1439 01:33:27,541 --> 01:33:28,708 去哪裡？ 1440 01:33:40,875 --> 01:33:41,875 不許動 1441 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,875 吳明翰 1442 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:46,583 你幹嘛？ 1443 01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:50,291 我真的沒有想到你是內鬼 1444 01:33:52,208 --> 01:33:54,000 你不是接到孝哥電話嗎？ 1445 01:33:54,083 --> 01:33:55,291 二號碼頭去澳門 1446 01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,416 如果不是我通知小胖… 1447 01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:59,125 你腦袋壞掉喔？ 1448 01:34:00,916 --> 01:34:02,416 -喂？ -喂？永康哥 1449 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,666 我剛收到一個線報 1450 01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:05,333 孝哥今天晚上要偷渡 1451 01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:06,416 孝哥？ 1452 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,333 我先去攔截他 1453 01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:10,291 他要從二號碼頭出發，然後去澳門 1454 01:34:10,375 --> 01:34:11,375 妳現在就要出發啊？ 1455 01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:13,625 二號碼頭，澳門 1456 01:34:23,541 --> 01:34:24,833 不敢相信 1457 01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:29,208 要不是你已經死了 不然我真的還想再讓你死一遍 1458 01:34:30,291 --> 01:34:31,958 等一下…你在講什麼？ 1459 01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:34,375 為什麼你知道 我在停車場電話裡面說什麼？ 1460 01:34:35,958 --> 01:34:37,250 不是啊，老大 1461 01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,583 -不然你來這邊幹嘛？ -他是跟著我來的 1462 01:34:44,458 --> 01:34:45,708 你是瞎了嗎？ 1463 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,791 幹你娘咧，跟緊緊 1464 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:57,458 妳是內鬼？ 1465 01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:02,375 幹 1466 01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:03,500 自己人啦 1467 01:35:03,583 --> 01:35:05,041 白痴喔？ 1468 01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:06,375 喂？小馬 1469 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:08,208 -等一下會有警察臨檢 -好 1470 01:35:08,291 --> 01:35:10,166 -送完貨就快撤 -我趕快走 1471 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,416 大哥哥 1472 01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:13,708 幫晴晴做一下業績啦 1473 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:16,541 不然晴晴回去會被老闆罵罵 1474 01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:20,583 會被老闆罵罵… 1475 01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:22,500 -不敢相信 -不敢相信 1476 01:35:23,958 --> 01:35:25,250 大反轉 1477 01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:27,166 花瓶哪是你一眼能看穿的？ 1478 01:35:27,750 --> 01:35:29,375 能看穿的叫做玻璃杯 1479 01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:33,125 妳不是比誰都想要抓到毒犯嗎？ 1480 01:35:33,208 --> 01:35:35,625 我不表現得積極一點 你們怎麼會讓我參與大案子？ 1481 01:35:35,708 --> 01:35:37,833 只會讓我幫長官別別胸花 拍拍形象照而已 1482 01:35:37,916 --> 01:35:38,916 不是嗎？ 1483 01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:41,833 不可能 1484 01:35:41,916 --> 01:35:43,166 我不相信妳會做這種事 1485 01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:45,208 你奶奶我現在給你一槍你就信了 1486 01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:50,000 好了，不用跟他們廢話 1487 01:35:50,083 --> 01:35:50,916 老闆 1488 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,166 你先離開 1489 01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:53,916 這兩個人留下來當人質 1490 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,958 等你走了之後我再來處理他們 1491 01:35:58,791 --> 01:35:59,666 幹 1492 01:36:06,291 --> 01:36:09,125 讓妳嚐嚐警專第13期87屆 1493 01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:11,583 巴西柔術冠軍的厲害 1494 01:36:30,625 --> 01:36:32,416 還是我跟過去看一看 1495 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,791 將功贖罪啊？ 1496 01:36:34,958 --> 01:36:36,666 你其實不用小聲講話，沒有關係啦 1497 01:36:38,416 --> 01:36:40,333 但你要小聲講話啊 1498 01:36:41,666 --> 01:36:44,041 這臭老頭撞死我還這麼囂張 1499 01:36:44,750 --> 01:36:45,875 交給我 1500 01:36:54,458 --> 01:36:55,333 老闆 1501 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:58,083 我都安排好了 1502 01:36:58,166 --> 01:36:59,750 等妳把那兩個人處理掉 1503 01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:01,916 妳當作沒事回去分局 1504 01:37:02,541 --> 01:37:04,458 等我找到新點的時候 1505 01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:05,791 我會跟妳聯絡 1506 01:37:09,416 --> 01:37:10,541 這些妳先拿去 1507 01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:15,083 那兩個處理得乾淨一點 1508 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:19,666 靠，這樣說來 1509 01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:21,791 製毒工廠的行動根本就不是我害的嘛 1510 01:37:22,875 --> 01:37:24,125 是她通風報信 1511 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:26,708 不對耶 1512 01:37:27,750 --> 01:37:30,166 是她打電話跟我說林孝遠在這邊的 1513 01:37:30,791 --> 01:37:32,166 她幹嘛這樣做啊？ 1514 01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:42,291 我幹你娘的 1515 01:37:43,666 --> 01:37:45,208 妳這個瘋女人 1516 01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:46,875 妳是發神經喔？ 1517 01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:52,083 你就想拿這點錢打發我啊？ 1518 01:37:53,333 --> 01:37:54,666 幹你娘 1519 01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:57,083 這段時間老子多照顧妳 1520 01:37:57,833 --> 01:37:58,958 妳很清楚 1521 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,250 妳這麼背叛我 1522 01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:03,333 -老子要讓妳死得很難看 -照顧啊？ 1523 01:38:03,416 --> 01:38:04,916 幹你娘 1524 01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:08,250 你知道我為什麼會流落街頭嗎？ 1525 01:38:29,083 --> 01:38:30,541 貨我帶來了啦 1526 01:38:30,625 --> 01:38:32,166 現在是用不怕嗎？ 1527 01:38:33,041 --> 01:38:34,000 喂 1528 01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:38,333 靠北，怎麼會這樣？ 1529 01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:44,000 民國89年5月8號 1530 01:38:44,625 --> 01:38:45,791 三重國宅 1531 01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:48,500 我媽是因為你而死的 1532 01:38:52,708 --> 01:38:54,625 可以多給點提示嗎？ 1533 01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:58,458 算了 1534 01:38:58,541 --> 01:39:00,208 反正等一下我會把這些錢都拿走 1535 01:39:00,291 --> 01:39:01,333 警察就會進來 1536 01:39:01,416 --> 01:39:02,916 然後以肇事逃逸 1537 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,208 毒品製作販賣 1538 01:39:04,291 --> 01:39:06,333 把你抓進去關30年 1539 01:39:07,958 --> 01:39:10,750 所以講來講去妳也是為了錢嘛 1540 01:39:10,833 --> 01:39:12,708 妳沒比我更高尚 1541 01:39:13,250 --> 01:39:15,875 妳這樣跟妳媽有什麼差別？ 1542 01:39:15,958 --> 01:39:17,125 幹你娘 1543 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:20,791 廢話，當然是為了錢 1544 01:39:20,875 --> 01:39:22,833 你撞死人的畫面要不是我處理 1545 01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:24,416 你他媽早就被抓了 1546 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:27,375 這些年我幫你、我救你、我罩你 1547 01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:28,833 就是等你有一天要跑路的時候 1548 01:39:28,916 --> 01:39:30,750 我會來這裡拿光你所有的錢 1549 01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,416 我他媽也等夠了 1550 01:39:36,541 --> 01:39:37,583 很好啊 1551 01:39:38,333 --> 01:39:39,291 不算白等 1552 01:39:41,083 --> 01:39:42,083 難怪啊 1553 01:39:42,166 --> 01:39:43,833 老子早就在懷疑妳了 1554 01:39:44,458 --> 01:39:46,250 給我的情報都慢半拍 1555 01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:48,291 害我所有的貨都毀了 1556 01:39:48,375 --> 01:39:50,291 幹你娘，原來是這樣 1557 01:39:54,708 --> 01:39:56,458 因為我就是一個花瓶啊 1558 01:40:00,125 --> 01:40:01,125 喂 1559 01:40:01,208 --> 01:40:03,041 刀給我拔掉，妳別走 1560 01:40:03,125 --> 01:40:04,750 妳不要讓老子遇到啊… 1561 01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:07,000 不敢相信，簡直八點檔 1562 01:40:07,083 --> 01:40:09,083 林子晴為了幫媽媽報仇 留在林孝遠身邊 1563 01:40:09,166 --> 01:40:10,333 還把他釘在牆壁上 1564 01:40:10,416 --> 01:40:13,291 現在她要帶著林孝遠的錢遠走高飛了 1565 01:40:23,125 --> 01:40:25,166 你一定不知道 發生什麼事了，對不對？ 1566 01:40:27,375 --> 01:40:29,708 妳是為了幫媽媽報仇 所以才待在林孝遠身邊 1567 01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:31,291 林孝遠現在已經被妳釘在牆上 1568 01:40:31,375 --> 01:40:33,583 現在妳要帶他的錢遠走高飛了 1569 01:40:34,375 --> 01:40:35,916 你怎麼知道啊？ 1570 01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:37,708 這只是很簡單的推理 1571 01:40:37,791 --> 01:40:38,916 太多蛛絲馬跡了 1572 01:40:44,583 --> 01:40:46,875 你如果之後太想我的話 1573 01:40:49,083 --> 01:40:51,333 就看我以前拍的那些宣傳影片吧 1574 01:40:53,875 --> 01:40:54,916 -喂 -走 1575 01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,083 幹你娘 1576 01:40:57,083 --> 01:40:58,541 快…快啦 1577 01:40:59,166 --> 01:41:00,708 你們怎麼現在才來？ 1578 01:41:00,791 --> 01:41:02,000 趕快去救孝哥 1579 01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:03,916 -在貴賓室，快一點 -快… 1580 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:06,625 -快點 -你把這拿到孝哥車上，快點 1581 01:41:29,416 --> 01:41:31,250 我是不是早就跟你說過 1582 01:41:31,333 --> 01:41:33,000 這個女的深藏不露？ 1583 01:41:33,583 --> 01:41:35,833 就你這個笨蛋被她騙得團團轉 1584 01:41:35,916 --> 01:41:38,416 是你跟我說永康是內鬼的 我才沒有懷疑子晴的啊 1585 01:41:39,958 --> 01:41:42,000 到底在跟誰講話啊？ 1586 01:41:43,833 --> 01:41:45,458 -老大 -老大，你怎麼了？ 1587 01:41:45,541 --> 01:41:47,458 -老大，你怎麼了？ -老大 1588 01:41:47,541 --> 01:41:48,708 -你怎麼了？ -沒事啦 1589 01:41:48,791 --> 01:41:50,000 -老大 -老大 1590 01:41:50,083 --> 01:41:51,375 -沒事啦 -老大 1591 01:41:53,416 --> 01:41:55,291 -老大 -老大 1592 01:41:55,375 --> 01:41:57,083 -快拿鑰匙 -鑰匙… 1593 01:41:57,166 --> 01:41:58,458 -趕快拿鑰匙啊 -老大 1594 01:41:58,541 --> 01:41:59,708 -老大 -快點 1595 01:41:59,791 --> 01:42:01,666 -老大 -老大 1596 01:42:01,750 --> 01:42:02,833 老大 1597 01:42:02,916 --> 01:42:04,416 -老大 -趕快 1598 01:42:07,291 --> 01:42:09,541 毛邦羽，你趕快隨便附身一個人啦 1599 01:42:09,625 --> 01:42:11,666 快點幫我拿鑰匙，趕快 1600 01:42:14,375 --> 01:42:16,000 我要附身哪一個啊？ 1601 01:42:16,625 --> 01:42:18,833 他們每一個看起來都好臭喔 1602 01:42:19,416 --> 01:42:21,125 現在這個是重點嗎？ 1603 01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:28,500 哈囉，又見面啦 1604 01:42:36,208 --> 01:42:37,333 等等 1605 01:42:39,208 --> 01:42:40,291 老大 1606 01:42:44,791 --> 01:42:45,916 幹 1607 01:42:48,916 --> 01:42:50,458 林子晴咧？ 1608 01:42:55,666 --> 01:42:57,916 帶著你的錢跑了啦 1609 01:43:00,125 --> 01:43:02,833 她超強的啦，你這個白痴 1610 01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:06,500 幹你娘咧… 1611 01:43:21,666 --> 01:43:23,500 不敢相信 1612 01:43:32,750 --> 01:43:34,458 他們兩個是我們的人 1613 01:43:36,833 --> 01:43:37,708 老大 1614 01:43:39,708 --> 01:43:40,666 老大 1615 01:43:41,833 --> 01:43:42,875 不是…老大 1616 01:43:42,958 --> 01:43:44,000 現在是怎樣？ 1617 01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:45,000 老大 1618 01:43:46,625 --> 01:43:49,125 幹，不愧是臺大的 1619 01:43:51,333 --> 01:43:53,708 所以林孝遠是我們的人喔？ 1620 01:43:54,708 --> 01:43:56,916 該不會你們都我們的人？ 1621 01:43:59,833 --> 01:44:01,791 林孝遠是我們的人 1622 01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:07,791 原來你們都我們自己的人 1623 01:44:09,375 --> 01:44:10,875 警察，不許動 1624 01:44:10,958 --> 01:44:12,250 -要怎樣？ -幹什麼東西？ 1625 01:44:12,833 --> 01:44:14,291 -幹什麼東西啦？ -好了… 1626 01:44:14,958 --> 01:44:16,458 幹什麼東西啊？ 1627 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:18,583 都是… 1628 01:44:18,666 --> 01:44:20,000 都是自己人 1629 01:44:25,666 --> 01:44:26,708 我殺人了 1630 01:44:26,791 --> 01:44:29,333 我殺人了怎麼辦？怎麼辦？ 1631 01:44:29,416 --> 01:44:31,833 殺人了，我殺人了啦 1632 01:44:38,625 --> 01:44:40,291 你連自己人都殺 1633 01:44:51,041 --> 01:44:53,250 老大… 1634 01:45:47,916 --> 01:45:48,958 幹嘛啊？ 1635 01:45:54,125 --> 01:45:55,500 靠北喔 1636 01:46:09,166 --> 01:46:10,500 毛邦羽，你不要再亂附身 1637 01:46:10,583 --> 01:46:11,666 這樣很危險 1638 01:46:34,708 --> 01:46:35,875 你沒事吧？ 1639 01:46:38,291 --> 01:46:40,541 真的不能再亂附身了 1640 01:46:44,708 --> 01:46:45,750 吳明翰 1641 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:52,958 小心啊 1642 01:46:53,541 --> 01:46:55,083 後面 1643 01:47:04,125 --> 01:47:05,541 吳明翰 1644 01:47:06,125 --> 01:47:07,708 砰砰 1645 01:47:08,583 --> 01:47:09,916 砰砰 1646 01:47:17,541 --> 01:47:19,125 吳明翰 1647 01:47:22,291 --> 01:47:24,583 吳明翰 1648 01:47:40,375 --> 01:47:41,250 怎麼樣？ 1649 01:47:41,833 --> 01:47:43,750 他失血過多，血壓太低了 1650 01:47:47,416 --> 01:47:50,083 怎麼塞成這樣子？ 前面發生什麼事情啊？ 1651 01:47:51,125 --> 01:47:53,125 他這個要到醫院才能把子彈取出來 1652 01:47:53,208 --> 01:47:54,500 不然會有生命危險 1653 01:47:55,291 --> 01:47:56,625 吳明翰 1654 01:47:57,416 --> 01:47:59,416 我都跟你說了“砰砰”了 1655 01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:01,041 你還不閃開 1656 01:48:02,708 --> 01:48:05,208 靠北啊 1657 01:48:06,458 --> 01:48:08,875 你喊那麼慢 1658 01:48:08,958 --> 01:48:12,958 是在幫子彈配音喔？ 1659 01:48:17,250 --> 01:48:19,291 雖然我已經死掉了 1660 01:48:19,875 --> 01:48:21,750 但我不准你來陪我 1661 01:48:22,250 --> 01:48:23,458 知道嗎？ 1662 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:27,416 雖然你說 1663 01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:31,500 死人都沒在認識的 1664 01:48:36,083 --> 01:48:38,208 但至少 1665 01:48:39,833 --> 01:48:42,208 我認識你了 1666 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:49,833 幹，你在跟誰講話啊？ 1667 01:48:52,708 --> 01:48:57,500 跟我老公 1668 01:48:58,625 --> 01:49:00,125 明翰… 1669 01:49:00,208 --> 01:49:03,458 先生… 1670 01:49:06,166 --> 01:49:08,083 你幫我接手，我幫他心肺復甦 1671 01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:09,000 吳明翰 1672 01:49:09,083 --> 01:49:10,041 再撐一下 1673 01:49:10,125 --> 01:49:11,958 車子動了… 1674 01:49:12,041 --> 01:49:14,208 再撐一下… 1675 01:49:25,750 --> 01:49:26,916 你他媽的現在是豬腦是不是？ 1676 01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:28,041 你現在… 1677 01:49:28,625 --> 01:49:29,666 對吧？ 1678 01:49:31,125 --> 01:49:32,250 我正要回… 1679 01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:35,416 幹嘛？ 1680 01:49:58,041 --> 01:50:00,000 病患左胸槍傷，失血過多 1681 01:50:00,583 --> 01:50:01,833 救護車上心肺功能停止 1682 01:50:01,916 --> 01:50:04,083 心肺復甦做了六分鐘，恢復心跳了 1683 01:50:43,375 --> 01:50:45,458 明翰… 1684 01:50:47,125 --> 01:50:48,125 醒了 1685 01:50:51,416 --> 01:50:52,750 還好吧？ 1686 01:50:55,833 --> 01:50:56,916 你等我一下 1687 01:50:57,750 --> 01:50:59,083 我去請醫生進來 1688 01:51:10,083 --> 01:51:11,958 毛…毛邦羽 1689 01:51:15,250 --> 01:51:16,375 毛邦羽 1690 01:51:17,541 --> 01:51:18,708 你在哪裡？ 1691 01:51:18,791 --> 01:51:20,000 毛邦羽 1692 01:51:20,541 --> 01:51:21,833 昨天在恆丘高架 1693 01:51:21,916 --> 01:51:24,166 -發生一起嚴重交通事故 -毛邦羽 1694 01:51:24,250 --> 01:51:25,625 -造成車輛大量回堵 -你不要嚇我 1695 01:51:25,708 --> 01:51:27,708 並影響到救護車的通行 1696 01:51:27,791 --> 01:51:29,291 -駕駛們為了讓出空間 -毛… 1697 01:51:29,375 --> 01:51:31,291 不顧一切開上分隔島 1698 01:51:31,375 --> 01:51:33,041 但事後據多名駕駛表示 1699 01:51:33,125 --> 01:51:35,250 其實當下突然失去意識 1700 01:51:35,333 --> 01:51:38,333 醒來車子已經卡在分隔島上 1701 01:51:38,875 --> 01:51:40,666 -行車紀錄器… -毛邦羽 1702 01:51:41,333 --> 01:51:42,875 毛邦羽，快出來 1703 01:51:42,958 --> 01:51:44,125 不要嚇我 1704 01:51:46,083 --> 01:51:47,125 毛邦羽 1705 01:51:47,791 --> 01:51:49,041 毛邦羽，你不要嚇我 1706 01:51:49,125 --> 01:51:50,041 你在哪裡？ 1707 01:51:50,541 --> 01:51:51,791 快點出來 1708 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:56,166 毛邦羽 1709 01:51:58,041 --> 01:51:59,166 毛邦… 1710 01:52:04,791 --> 01:52:06,250 不敢相信吧？ 1711 01:52:10,958 --> 01:52:12,083 你等一下喔 1712 01:52:12,750 --> 01:52:14,458 我現在去幫你上香 1713 01:52:15,458 --> 01:52:16,750 來不及了 1714 01:52:18,958 --> 01:52:21,041 你好好躺著休息吧 1715 01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:26,458 你醒啦 1716 01:52:29,916 --> 01:52:32,208 太好了… 1717 01:52:33,208 --> 01:52:34,958 你們隊長打電話給我 1718 01:52:35,666 --> 01:52:38,208 說撞死毛毛的人找到了 1719 01:52:38,750 --> 01:52:39,791 他還說 1720 01:52:39,875 --> 01:52:41,000 有一位警員 1721 01:52:41,083 --> 01:52:43,666 因為這件事情受了重傷 1722 01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:46,291 別動… 1723 01:52:51,916 --> 01:52:53,125 謝謝你喔 1724 01:52:53,208 --> 01:52:55,375 替毛毛伸張正義 1725 01:52:55,458 --> 01:52:58,625 希望他在天上有知也會感謝你 1726 01:52:58,708 --> 01:52:59,708 伯父 1727 01:53:03,583 --> 01:53:04,708 我知道 1728 01:53:06,125 --> 01:53:08,625 你跟毛毛為了家豪的事大吵了一架 1729 01:53:09,958 --> 01:53:11,708 他被送去醫院之後 1730 01:53:11,791 --> 01:53:14,666 你應該沒有機會見到他最後一面吧 1731 01:53:15,916 --> 01:53:16,875 沒有 1732 01:53:16,958 --> 01:53:20,083 那如果你可以見他最後一面 1733 01:53:22,083 --> 01:53:23,666 你會想要跟他說什麼？ 1734 01:53:28,458 --> 01:53:29,791 已經來不及了 1735 01:53:30,416 --> 01:53:31,916 -我還能說什麼？ -伯父 1736 01:53:32,916 --> 01:53:34,083 相信我 1737 01:53:35,625 --> 01:53:37,000 毛毛聽得到 1738 01:53:40,166 --> 01:53:41,125 他聽得到 1739 01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:52,208 如果 1740 01:53:52,791 --> 01:53:55,083 我還有機會再跟他說的話 1741 01:53:56,291 --> 01:53:57,625 我會跟他說 1742 01:53:58,375 --> 01:53:59,541 “對不起 1743 01:54:00,166 --> 01:54:01,666 其實爸爸知道 1744 01:54:02,458 --> 01:54:04,791 真正害死你的人是我” 1745 01:54:08,416 --> 01:54:10,208 是我害死毛毛的 1746 01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:13,583 你沒有要認毛毛這個兒子是嗎？ 1747 01:54:13,666 --> 01:54:16,708 毛毛是這麼優秀、這麼善良的孩子耶 1748 01:54:16,791 --> 01:54:18,791 他還會去海邊撿垃圾 1749 01:54:18,875 --> 01:54:20,375 喜歡一個男孩子 1750 01:54:20,458 --> 01:54:21,625 又怎麼了？ 1751 01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:26,166 像這種不自然的事情 我是不可能答應的 1752 01:54:26,250 --> 01:54:27,833 是怎樣不自然？ 1753 01:54:27,916 --> 01:54:29,916 喜歡男孩子我覺得很自然啊 1754 01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:32,000 我都還替你講話喔 1755 01:54:32,083 --> 01:54:33,125 說你啊 1756 01:54:33,208 --> 01:54:36,625 “你爸爸脾氣臭、嘴巴臭 1757 01:54:36,708 --> 01:54:38,583 其實他還很愛你耶” 1758 01:54:39,541 --> 01:54:40,791 老闆，你好，要什麼？ 1759 01:54:41,333 --> 01:54:42,708 我要兩份蚵仔煎 1760 01:54:42,791 --> 01:54:43,916 -好 -不用餐具 1761 01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:44,916 好… 1762 01:54:51,458 --> 01:54:52,875 -三份好了 -好，沒問題 1763 01:54:52,958 --> 01:54:53,875 好 1764 01:55:14,583 --> 01:55:15,583 不好吧？ 1765 01:55:16,333 --> 01:55:17,416 毛毛回來怎麼辦？ 1766 01:55:19,208 --> 01:55:20,666 放心 1767 01:55:20,750 --> 01:55:22,083 今天沒人可管 1768 01:55:26,875 --> 01:55:27,916 爸 1769 01:55:28,916 --> 01:55:31,458 有一件事情我想跟你說很久了 1770 01:55:32,125 --> 01:55:34,375 我跟家豪想要結婚 1771 01:55:34,875 --> 01:55:36,166 -如果你們… -你要跟他結婚的話 1772 01:55:36,250 --> 01:55:37,375 我絕對不會答應的 1773 01:55:38,083 --> 01:55:40,375 搞什麼東西啊？亂七八糟的 1774 01:55:43,250 --> 01:55:44,458 我話都還沒有說完耶 1775 01:55:44,541 --> 01:55:45,583 不用說了 1776 01:55:52,041 --> 01:55:55,375 你知道我鼓起多大勇氣 才跟你說這些的嗎？ 1777 01:55:57,458 --> 01:55:59,375 他在講，你有沒有在聽啦？ 1778 01:56:02,375 --> 01:56:03,666 我不知道怎麼說啦 1779 01:56:04,791 --> 01:56:05,958 我也管不了你 1780 01:56:07,041 --> 01:56:08,750 你要是跟那個男的結婚的話 1781 01:56:08,833 --> 01:56:10,416 以後就不要叫我爸 1782 01:56:17,208 --> 01:56:19,541 你要去哪啦？你還沒吃飽耶 1783 01:56:19,625 --> 01:56:20,958 外面很冷 1784 01:56:23,458 --> 01:56:26,375 那天我應該跟他好好地說的 1785 01:56:28,750 --> 01:56:29,833 可是 1786 01:56:30,583 --> 01:56:32,125 我真的說不出口 1787 01:56:32,791 --> 01:56:34,375 我看到的那些 1788 01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:43,166 誰知道他晚上就出事情了 1789 01:56:50,083 --> 01:56:51,750 毛毛死了之後 1790 01:56:53,000 --> 01:56:54,708 我真的很生氣 1791 01:56:57,708 --> 01:56:59,875 我就跑去揍了家豪一頓 1792 01:57:00,458 --> 01:57:01,666 可是打完之後 1793 01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:03,625 我就後悔了 1794 01:57:04,250 --> 01:57:05,833 我後來又再去找他 1795 01:57:06,333 --> 01:57:09,333 我只是想要問他 1796 01:57:10,541 --> 01:57:12,000 毛毛手機的密碼 1797 01:57:12,083 --> 01:57:15,041 因為我希望能夠從毛毛手機裡面 1798 01:57:15,125 --> 01:57:16,833 找到一些新的線索 1799 01:57:17,833 --> 01:57:18,875 對不起喔 1800 01:57:19,666 --> 01:57:21,416 那天是我不對 1801 01:57:22,000 --> 01:57:23,250 我不應該動手的 1802 01:57:28,625 --> 01:57:30,208 我今年也快60了 1803 01:57:31,458 --> 01:57:33,291 我從來沒有這樣求過人 1804 01:57:40,416 --> 01:57:41,458 毛爸 1805 01:57:42,250 --> 01:57:44,250 我是真的不知道密碼 1806 01:57:47,708 --> 01:57:48,708 我知道 1807 01:57:49,625 --> 01:57:51,208 你現在還在生氣 1808 01:57:51,708 --> 01:57:52,708 這樣子好不好？ 1809 01:57:54,791 --> 01:57:56,250 我在門口等你 1810 01:57:58,166 --> 01:57:59,583 等你氣消了以後 1811 01:58:00,791 --> 01:58:02,708 -你…你再… -毛爸 1812 01:58:02,791 --> 01:58:04,250 你現在想再為毛毛做什麼 1813 01:58:04,333 --> 01:58:05,333 都太晚了，都回不去了 1814 01:58:05,416 --> 01:58:06,833 毛毛不會回來了好嗎？ 1815 01:58:08,875 --> 01:58:10,666 算我求你了好不好？ 1816 01:58:10,750 --> 01:58:11,958 你現在這麼做 1817 01:58:12,041 --> 01:58:14,416 就只是為了自己心裡好過一點 1818 01:58:14,500 --> 01:58:16,125 我拜託你放過我好嗎？ 1819 01:58:27,458 --> 01:58:30,291 我沒想到會在樓下遇到你 1820 01:58:31,000 --> 01:58:31,958 伯父 1821 01:58:34,958 --> 01:58:37,291 而你真的找到了那個肇事者 1822 01:58:41,166 --> 01:58:42,291 這些話 1823 01:58:42,916 --> 01:58:44,291 我原本以為 1824 01:58:44,833 --> 01:58:46,833 永遠都不會說出來的 1825 01:58:48,625 --> 01:58:49,958 真的謝謝你 1826 01:58:52,083 --> 01:58:54,583 毛毛如果活著的時候 1827 01:58:54,666 --> 01:58:56,625 能遇到像你這樣的男生 1828 01:58:57,583 --> 01:58:59,250 他一定會很幸福的 1829 01:59:09,541 --> 01:59:10,541 那… 1830 01:59:13,416 --> 01:59:15,708 伯父，你要來坐主婚人的位置嗎？ 1831 01:59:18,833 --> 01:59:19,791 會 1832 01:59:22,791 --> 01:59:24,125 我一定會來的 1833 01:59:34,041 --> 01:59:35,041 毛毛… 1834 01:59:37,166 --> 01:59:38,458 他都有聽到 1835 01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:41,625 他要我跟你說 1836 01:59:43,958 --> 01:59:45,708 你每一次出去吃飯 1837 01:59:49,166 --> 01:59:51,666 他說你都有用環保筷、環保盒 1838 01:59:55,250 --> 01:59:56,625 他以你為榮 1839 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:03,291 毛毛也想說對不起 1840 02:00:05,041 --> 02:00:07,125 讓你替他煩惱這麼久 1841 02:00:09,666 --> 02:00:10,666 還有 1842 02:00:14,125 --> 02:00:15,375 謝謝你 1843 02:00:16,416 --> 02:00:19,083 讓他知道什麼叫做無條件的愛 1844 02:00:21,916 --> 02:00:23,541 如果有下輩子 1845 02:00:25,916 --> 02:00:27,875 他還想要做你的兒子 1846 02:01:01,958 --> 02:01:03,291 明翰，謝謝你 1847 02:01:27,375 --> 02:01:29,000 你要好好去投胎 1848 02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,333 有了…阿嬤 1849 02:02:55,333 --> 02:02:56,208 來啊 1850 02:02:58,458 --> 02:02:59,958 明翰，阿嬤啦 1851 02:03:00,791 --> 02:03:02,458 阿嬤，好玩嗎？ 1852 02:03:02,958 --> 02:03:04,000 好玩啊 1853 02:03:05,500 --> 02:03:06,541 來… 1854 02:03:08,208 --> 02:03:09,208 臭臉的 1855 02:03:09,291 --> 02:03:10,291 來啦 1856 02:03:10,375 --> 02:03:12,125 跟你女婿打個招呼啦 1857 02:03:12,875 --> 02:03:13,791 毛爸 1858 02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:19,333 還在流鼻水 1859 02:03:19,916 --> 02:03:21,041 你感冒還沒好？ 1860 02:03:21,625 --> 02:03:24,250 有沒有吃阿嬤給你的中藥？ 1861 02:03:24,333 --> 02:03:26,458 -有啦… -車來了，快點… 1862 02:03:26,541 --> 02:03:28,125 -好… -來搭車了… 1863 02:03:28,208 --> 02:03:29,166 我們要走了 1864 02:03:29,250 --> 02:03:31,625 要記得喔，下週三回來吃飯喔 1865 02:03:33,625 --> 02:03:34,958 好，好啦… 112414

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