All language subtitles for Lois & Clark S02E22

[knock on door]

(Clark)
'Lois.'

Hang on, Clark.

It's open.

Lois?

(Lois)
'I'll be out in a minute.'

'You're a little early.'

Yeah, I know.

I, I wanted to talk to you
about something.

(Lois)
'I can't hear you.'

'Hang on just a minute.
I'll be right out.'

'Where are we going
for breakfast?'

I thought we'd try Callard's.

'What?'

'I didn't hear you.'

[chuckles]

[sighs]
Lois, there's something
I want to tell you.

I'm Superman.

Unh..

Hey, did you ever notice
how Superman and I look

kind of alike?

Well, it's funny that
you should say that because..

Hey, guess what?

I'm Superman.

Hmm.

[sighs]
Lois, there's something
I've wanted to tell you

for a long time.

And before our relationship
goes any further

I think it's important
that you know that I'm--

(Lois)
'What are you doing?'

Oh, uh..

I was..

Lois, I've got something
I want to tell you.

It's not good news, is it?

Well, I don't
know.
Maybe.

No, it's not.
I can tell by your face.

Lois, maybe you'd better, uh..

Sit down.

Oh, yeah, this is good news.

You know how
you're always complaining

that I seem to run off

every time we start talking

about something important?

I recall mentioning
it
once or twice.

Well, there's a reason
for that.

It has nothing to do

with my having
a fear of intimacy

or being afraid
of falling in love

or anything like that.

I think I should
just tell you this

as simply
and as honestly as I can.

Lois..

...I'm Super--

[telephone rings]

Maybe you should
just answer that.

- Well..
- Just..

(Lois)
'Hello.'

Yeah.

It's for you.

Who knows I'm here?

Hello.

(Jason)
'We know everything about you'

'Mr. Kent.'

'Or should I say, Superman?'

'If you don't want
the world to know your secret'

'go to a dumpster
behind the Planet.'

'You'll find an envelope
with your name on it.'

Who was it?

Uh..

That, was my barber, Waldo.

Your barber?

Yeah, I'm late
for an
appointment.

I have to
go.
I'm sorry.

Clark, you were in the
middle
of telling me something.

- Was I?
- Yes.

You said, "Lois, I'm super.."

Lois, I'm super late
for my appointment.

I'm sorry, and I can't have
breakfast with you this
morning.

But I'll be in the office later.

And maybe we can have lunch,
okay?

- Clark..
- I got to go, Lois, I'm
sorry.

[door closes]

[sighs]

[theme music]

[music continues]

[wind whistling]

Boy, that was fast.

I guess you were moving
at super speed, huh?

Whoever you are,
you've made a big mistake.

I'm not Clark Kent.

He's just a
friend
of mine, that's
all.

I've got a diary here
that says otherwise

and I believe it.

Whatever that is, it's wrong.

Let me ask you a question.

This diary was written
by a man named Tempus.

- 'Ring a bell?'
- No.

'He claims to have
traveled through time'

with H.G. Wells.

In his diary, he writes
about traveling back

to when you were a baby.

He wanted to kill you.

But you and Lois Lane went
back
in time and stopped him.

As punishment,
Wells dumped Tempus

in an insane asylum
in 1866 Smallville

where he wrote
the whole thing down.

[laughing]

Getting a case of Deja Vu?

No,
and only a fool would
believe

the ravings of a madman.

At first,
I thought he was crazy, too.

But this diary
accurately predicts

every single major event

from 1866 to the present.

I mean, he makes Nostradamus

look like a
freakin' palm reader.

He's still wrong
about
me being Clark Kent.

Then won't I have egg
on my face when I tell
everyone?

Now here's the deal.

There's $20 million
in uncut diamonds

in a safe in Mazik's Jewelers.

You bring them to me

your secret's safe.

I'll be in touch.

[clapping]

Bravo.

Lovely performance.

Thanks, Nigel.

So tell me, Mr. Mazik

how exactly did you come by
possession of that diary?

I found it

buried in a box
of my old man's stuff.

He died four years ago

and nobody got around
to going through his junk.

And now you're going to rob
one of his jewelry stores?

Just getting back
what should've been
mine.

The old man left
everything
to my suck-up brother.

(Nigel)
'I see.'

So whereas your father
made his fortune

the old-fashioned way

you're just going to steal yours

is that right?

Let me tell you something.

Everybody thinks that my old man

'was just some humble junkman'

'who made it big
through hard work.'

But all he ever did was
follow this and invest
wisely.

Plastics in the sixties,
oil in the seventies

computers in the eighties.

And why is it he never
revealed
Superman's identity?

Mainly because he died
before Superman ever showed up.

How very fortunate for you.

Very.

You know, I'd like to see that.

[laughs]

No can do, buckaroo.

Perhaps we should clarify
our relationship.

You called me.

You need kryptonite,
which I have--

Which you stole from Lex Luthor.

Which I've agreed
to share with you

in return for certain rewards.

Right, half of what we make

by having Superman
under our control.

That's the deal

and the diary
ain't part of
it.

Got it?

[humming]

Oh, it's so romantic..

...spending our anniversary
in Metropolis.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was a good idea.

Martha, did Clark seem okay,
to you?

He was acting kind of odd.

Jonathan, of course
he was acting odd.

Haven't you been
listening to him?

He's in love.

And speaking of love..

Happy anniversary.

Ah, thank you.

- I made you a memory box.
- Oh.

- I carved it.
- You carved it?

Mm-hmm.
Open it
up.

There's a pebble inside
for every year of our
marriage.

I figured that
if I wrote them all
down

we'd have al our
memories
in one place then.

That way we couldn't forget.

Yeah, right.

Oh, I love it.

- And you.
- Oh.

Ah.

Happy anniversary.

An envelope.

Oh.
A gift
certificate.

- Yeah, from Cost Mart.
- Yeah.

Some people say
it's run by crooks

but they really have
some nice stuff out there.

Well, I really don't
know
what to say, Jonathan

except thank you.

(Jonathan)
'I know, Martha,
that you're hard to shop
for.'

'I mean,
I never know what you need.'

I know.
Clark, is that
you?

'Uh-oh.'

Oh, I know that look.

What's wrong?

Someone found out I'm Superman.

Oh, my God.

But how could that be?

He said he has this diary

that tells him
everything about
me.

Diary?
What kind of diary?

It's a long story, mom.

But the important thing
is that he's threatening

to reveal who I am
unless I do what he wants.

Oh, and that's what?

Steal for him.

I don't know what to do.

Well, this may be
kind of drastic but

maybe the time has come

for you to reveal who you are.

That way, this guy

'won't have any power over you.'

That must be some story.

Seen enough?

You're not actually
going to say that
stuff

to C.K., are you?

None of my business?

Right.

- Hey, Jimmy.
- Hey, nice coat.

Although a flak jacket

might have been a better call.

[sighs]
She upset?

[chuckles]

Ooh, you only wish.

I think we need to talk.

You read my mind.

Or my screen.

Oy.

Look, I owe you an explanation.

Don't.

I cannot listen to one more
stupid story

about your barber
or your doctor

or how you suddenly remembered

that you have to return
a book to the library.

What you owe me
is some respect.

I am so tired of the excuses,
Clark.

How can we have a relationship

if you're not gonna be
honest with me?

Lois, I have always
been honest with
you.

Always, except for one thing.

And when I tell you
what that one thing
is

I hope you'll understand.

What is it?

Lois--

C.K..

Jimmy, we're talking here.

I'm sorry, but there's a

phone call for Clark
on line one.

Can you take a message, Jimmy?

Okay, but the guy says
you'd want to talk to
him

something about a dumpster.

Lois, I have to take this call.

Wait a minute, you're gonna
take
a call about a dumpster

rather than
finishing this with me?

Lois, please.

You pick up that phone now..

Lois, I have to.

(Jason)
'Did I call at a bad time?'

There won't be
any more bad times.

I hate to ruin your fun

but I've decided to go ahead

and tell everybody
that I'm Superman.

[laughing]

Interesting change of attitude.

Your folks didn't have anything

to do with this, did they?

My folks?

Oh, we're sharing some quality

time together now.

Well, at least,
that's what I call it.

They call it kidnapping.

'They're good people.'

'I know you wouldn't want
anything to happen to them.'

Clark, we're in a
lead-lined
room--

Aah, Jonathan.

Let them go.
They mean nothing to you.

Oh, sure, they do.

Because now you have
to do what I want.

'No matter what happens.'

I can't steal for you.

(Jason)
'You can do anything.'

You're Superman, remember?

[intense music]

[sighs]

Alright, whoever you are

let's see what your
fingerprints look like.

Hmm.

Wiped clean.

Okay.

What else did you touch?

[beeping]

(Jason)
Hey, Superman.
How's it going?

Hey, we didn't make too much
of a mess, did we?

'Don't bother looking for me.'

'I'm nowhere nearby.'

'But my eyes are everywhere.'

What do you want?

Remember the little
job
I mentioned?

Oh, my gosh, I forgot to tell
you where to take the stuff.

'Now, I want it delivered
by midnight tonight'

behind the fountain
in Centennial Park.

No diamonds,
no parents.

'If I smell anything funny'

you'll be an orphan.

"Smell anything funny.."

Hmm.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

Gotcha.

[brakes screech]

[sniffing]

Oh.

Sorry.

Even if we can get
the grate off

there's no way either one of
us
could ever get through it.

- Ow.
- Martha, you alright?

I'm fine.

Maybe I can use
my gift certificate

to get some Band-Aids
when I get out of here.

If you don't like it, well,
then just come out and say
it.

It must be sealed off.

You don't often see
something like that.

Martha, you want me
to get you something
else

just tell me, I'd be happy to.

Excuse me, sir.
What kind of Orchids are those?

It's Oncidium 52
Blitz,
Go Right Stunt.

Breed them myself.

Now, unless you know something

about getting rid of
Aphids,
beat it.

Well, I could give them
a stern talking to.

Superman.

Sorry, I didn't
know
it was you.

Didn't you use to play
football for the Bills?

Till I blew my knee out.

Now I do this.

It's much more relaxing

and definitely less painful.

Well, I know what you mean.

I'm looking for a man

who was wearing one of these.

I don't sell many of these
to people off the street.

Haven't sold one
to a man in weeks.

This one was fresh.

It smelled like cherry vanilla.

Oh, yeah, that's the 52 Blitz,
Go Right Stunt, alright.

See, it's the only orchid
that smells that way.

Is your friend Swiss?

He doesn't sound
it.
Why do you ask?

Well, my biggest customer
is Zurich Air.

See, they hand them out
to all the first-class

Transatlantic passengers.

Really?

(Clark)
Yes, hello.

I've been on hold
for 20 minutes.

No, I can't call back later.

I, I just want to speak
to someone who can tell me

who flew with you
the last couple of days.

No, I know you don't normally
release passenger lists

but this is an emergency.

Yeah, is there a supervisor

or, or someone in Zurich
that I could speak to?

No, no, no.
Don't, put me on hold.

Oh..

Oh, looking to buy me something?

Huh, um, I, uh..

I, I was going to get
an anniversary present

for my parents.

I better get to the stores
before they close.

Good idea.
You better do
that.

You're not mad?

At what?

That once again I'm running off.

Well, why should I be?

Dr. Friskin really helped
set me straight on this.

She helped me realize,
and even accept

that people have separate lives

and no matter
how involved we are

sometimes, it's appropriate
to do things apart.

Right.

[siren wailing]

[intense music]

[wind whistling]

Whoo.

[music continues]

(male #1)
'It'll only take a second.
I left it right on the
counter.'

[beeping]

[beeping]

[sighs]

[phone rings]

(Jason)
Oh, ho-ho. You look fabulous
in black, Clark.

Where are the diamonds?

Right here.

Show them to me.

Yeah, no. Don't bother.

Nah, I'm sure you wouldn't
double-cross me..

...not as long as I got
your parents.

Look, I-I've done
what you've asked.

Now, where are
my parents?

I don't think that they're
enjoying their visit.

They keep trying
to find a way out.

Tell me
where they
are.

Warms my heart
to watch them.

Something so...bovine
about them.

Well, I'm glad you find them
so heartwarming.

Now tell me
where they are.

'Drop the diamonds
in the fountain.'

Thank you very much.

And, Clark, don't wait
for the courier

and don't follow the courier.

If you do,
ma and pa will die.

'I'll be in touch.'

- Hey.
- 'Yes, Clark.'

I bring you these
diamonds,
you release

my parents,
was that the
deal?

Was that what we said?

Yes, Clark.

Well..

I lied.

Isn't this fun?

Getting greedy, are we?

I'm thinking maybe
another little job or two.

Might as well get stinking
rich
before we kill him.

(Lois)
You look good in black.

It's perfect
with your skin tone.

(Lois)
'Perfect for a funeral.'

Maybe yours.

Perfect for robbing
a jewelry store.

Lois, I can explain.

Boy, do I know
how to pick
'em.

I thought I knew you.

I thought you were a
decent
and straight-up guy.

I thought you were
the last honest man.

I thought that you were..

I thought that you were
Clark Kent.

Who are you?

Lois, my mom and dad
have been kidnapped.

What?

My mom and dad
have been kidnapped.

That's why you ran off
this morning?

That's why you robbed
a jewelery store?

Yeah. He threatened
to kill them.

I had to rob that store.

Did you call the police,
the FBI?

I can't take
that chance,
Lois.

If I do anything that
makes him suspicious

anything...he might kill them.

Well, is he gonna
let them go now?

I don't think so.

I think he wants more.

Oh, Clark, I'm so sorry.

Oh, God.

You know, I'll do anything
I can to help.

Thank you, Lois.

No. Don't put me
on hold.

It's taken me eight hours
to get a human being.

This is an
international airline.

You should have somebody
covering

your phone lines
24 hours a day.

Well, no.
Voicemail doesn't
count.

Look, I need to
talk
to somebody

who can authorize the
release
of a passenger list.

- Is this okay, Mr. White?
- Huh?

Oh, oh, yeah, Maxwell,
that's fine.

Let's, uh, let's get a
composite
of that.

- Okay, Chief.
- Thank you.

Hey, Jimmy.

That dress Lois has on, didn't
she have that on yesterday?

(Jimmy)
'I don't know.'

Now, Jimmy, if you want to be
a newspaper man

you got to be observant.

And doesn't Clark
look a little haggard to you?

(Jimmy)
'Yeah.'

You know,
like he's been up all night

worrying about something
like a dog trapped in a cage?

Yeah, I guess.

You know what I think?

What?

I think they eloped.

Can I talk to you, Kent?

Sure, sergeant.

That jewelery store
that got hit

last night, they have this
hidden security camera.

Sure looks like you.

Well, that could
be anybody, Zymak.

Yeah, same nose, same chin,
same glasses.

Where were you last night
from, say, 9 o'clock on?

Uh..

He was with me.

Sergeant, you know us.

Do you really think
that I'd commit a burglary

and do you really think
that Lois would lie about it?

No. No, I don't

but you got a double
out there somewhere, Kent.

Uh-uh, sergeant,
if I ask Superman to help

you find your thief,
could you do me a favor?

We need some information, uh,
from Zurich Air

regarding something
that we're working on.

(Zymak)
'Alright.'

Yeah, this is Sergeant Zymak
of the Metropolis

Police Department,
badge number 0864.

Clark will find us.

I know.

- But if he doesn't--
- He will.

If he doesn't..

...I want you to
know
I wouldn't trade

a minute of our
life
together.

What about the time I told
your
mother to stuff a sock in it?

That's what made me love
you
in the first place.

How about when we found out
we couldn't have children?

You were a tower of
strength
and understanding.

You're the best
man
I know, Jonathan.

The best man
I'll ever
know.

I loved you then,
and I love you
now.

Oh, Martha..

...I love you, too.

Martha, about
the gift certificate--

Oh, shh.

Lois, look at this.

Nicholas S. Janacek.
Ring a bell?

It sure does,
it's one of the
aliases

Nigel St. John used when he was
working with Lex Luthor.

Clark, what would Nigel
want with your parents?

Uh, yes, hello. This is
sergeant
Zymak again, Metropolis PD.

You had a passenger
Nicholas S. Janacek

on your Flight
697
two days ago.

Could you tell me how
that fare was paid,
please?

Is Nigel your kidnapper?

Uh, no, my guy
didn't have an
accent

but it's too much
of a coincidence
that..

Uh, yes.

Mayzik?

Jason T. Mayzik?

As in Mayzik Jewelers?

Thank you very much.

Yes, as in
Mayzik Jewelers.

Wait here.

Oh, when pigs fly.

Oh, you're not bothering me
at all, Miss Lane.

No, I'm honored.

I read your articles
all the time. They're
wonderful.

So are yours, Mr. Kent.

Yours are...just super.

(Lois)
'Thank you.'

Do you know somebody
named Nicholas S. Janacek?

Uh, Janacek?

Uh, no, I don't. I don't.

Uh, why-why do you ask?

Well, we're trying to trace
him
for a story we're doing.

And it seems you paid
for his airfare

from England
a couple of days ago.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

Oh! I lost my
wallet
last week.

All my credit
cards
were in it.

You don't seem
too worried about it.

Ah, you report them
lost,
get new ones.

What I'm really impressed
by
is your resourcefulness.

(Jason)
'You know, I would've thought
it would've taken..'

I don't know...Superman...to pry

that kind of information
ou-out of the airlines.

I'm really sorry
I couldn't be of any more
help.

Well, thank you
for your time.

Oh, no. My pleasure.

Believe me.

[laughs]

That woman is a menace.

We, um...have to do something
about her.

We are following
my agenda, not yours.

I have the Kryptonite.

You want it,
you do something about
her.

She's been a thorn in my
side
for far too long.

Alright.

Anything to see
your sunny smile.

(Clark)
I'm telling you.
It's him, Lois.

It's the same voice.

C.K., there's a phone call
for you.

You can take it
at Stanley's desk.

Clark, he lied. He didn't
report
his credit cards stolen.

Hmm.

- Hello?
- 'Hello, Clark.'

So nice of you to visit.

Just tell me
what you want.

(Jason)
'I've called
with your new assignment.'

Oh, but first, tell me.

You and Lois,
are you guys close?

Maybe, why?

Ooh, bummer.

(Jason)
'Well, here's your
assignment.'

You have 30 minutes,
otherwise ma and pa will die.

'Bring it to the old air
base
outside of town.'

Bring what?

The body.

Bring the body.

Your new assignment
is to kill Lois Lane.

That was him.

That was Jace,
wasn't it?

- Lois, don't--
- What did he say to you?

Clark, what did he say?

He wants...you dead
in 30 minutes

or he's going to kill
my parents.

It's Nigel.
We got too
close.

Lois, I-I want you
to get out of town.

- Get on a plane, get as
far--
- No, no.

- Lois, please.
- No. I have an idea.

I want you
to tell Superman to meet
me

at my apartment
as soon as
possible.

Lois..

Everything's
going
to be alright.

Freeze you?

Yes, like cryogenics.

You know, people who
fall into frozen
lakes

and then they get revived.

You could freeze me
with your breath...fast.

I've seen you do it
a hundred times.

And then I would look
like I was dead.

And you could take
my body--

Lois, do you have any
idea
how dangerous that is?

You could have
arterial
ruptures

permanent brain damage.

Lois, you could die.

Yes.

I could die.

But Clark's parents
will die unless we help them.

Please, Superman,
you haven't seen him.

You don't know
what he's going through.

He needs me.

And I have never
needed you more

than I do right now.

You just can't turn me down.

You can't.

[sighs]

Alright.

If..

...anything happens..

...tell Clark that I love him.

He knows..

...but I'll tell him.

Close your eyes.

The way you just touched me.

Close your eyes.

(Nigel)
'Well, well.'

Dream all you want,
but nothing quite prepares you

for the thrill
of the moment.

There's not
a mark on her.

Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.

How'd you do it,
Superman?

Where are my parents?

Where are my parents, sir?

Ohh.

Now, boys, boys.
Let's not fight.

After all, it wouldn't
be quite fair to
Superman.

Ohh.

It's relatively
simple to use,
Jace.

Very few
moving parts.

Short-term exposure
leads to...lasting effect.

Give it a whirl.

[laughs]

Clark, oh, Clark.

Oh, now, I know you're
in a lot of pain right now

'but here's the good news.'

It'll all be over
real soon.

Oh.

[air hissing]

Move me, over there.

Well, you must feel
very pleased

now that Lois
Lane
is dead.

Yes. It would warm my heart,
if I had one.

My father always said,
close a good deal with a
toast.

Obviously a man
of excellent breeding.

He was a pig.

Oh.

If it hadn't been
for that diary..

Ah, yes, yes.
The diary.

Subject...of our
next negotiation.

Aw, man.
I mean,
no.

I guess
I should've
known.

This says that you
double-crossed Lex
Luthor.

Well, it is
what I'm best at.

Did I ever tell you
how my old man died?

No.

I poisoned him.

[gagging]

I guess it's true
what they say.

Reading is fundamental.

Clark, I have an idea.

Do you think you
have enough strength

to freeze that vent
up there?

(Superman)
'Yes.'

Jonathan,
get the Kryptonite.

[coughing]

Throw it
at the vent, Jonathan.

[thudding]

My God, Lois.

Hey, live.

Come on, Lois.

Come back to me.

Fight, Lois.
Come on, fight.

Don't you die on me, Lois.

Now, come on,
don't give up.

Come on.
Breathe, Lois.

Breathe.

[gasping]

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. That's it.
Come on.

Okay. Okay.

I heard you calling.

I heard you calling.

Shh, shh.

How much
is your biggest yacht?

Don't you have
any bigger?

I'll call you back.

Superman, I think
you should know..

...I had a horrible childhood.

Well, it will seem idyllic

compared to where you're going.

I'm not going
anywhere,
not unless you want

the world to know
that you're Clark
Kent.

I've decided that's not such
a good idea after all.

You've helped prove to me

that if the world knows
too much about me

the people I care about
can get hurt.

Not much you can do
about that, is
there?

I know the truth.

Unfortunately for you,
we live in skeptical times

where people demand proof.

And you don't have any.

(Jonathan)
'How's Lois?'

Lois is fine.
She's at home resting.

She caught a little cold.

Mm, well, we better get going,
or we're gonna miss our flight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
that reminds me.

Uh, Martha, I hope
you don't mind

but I used
that gift certificate.

You used
my gift
certificate?

To pick up that book I told
them
to hold for you.

Ohh, Jonathan.

Like it?

Ohh, Jonathan,
anything from you, I
love.

Well, the kidnapping
kind of screwed up my plans

but the idea was,
gift certificate

to book, book is in Italian

and hopefully
we know some Italian

by the time
we get back from...Rome.

Oh, Jonathan.

Ohh, I can't believe it.

Jimmy, you heard
from Lois?

Yeah, she's feeling better.

(Perry)
'You got any idea
how they bagged this?'

Nope, they're a couple of clams.

Yeah.

You ever get
the
impression

that we'll never
know everything

that's going on
with those two?

- Chief.
- Yeah.

Instead of always
standing around

watching Lois and Clark,
wondering

what they're doing,
what if we...got lives

of our own that were a little
more interesting?

Now, son, you just
hit
the bull's eye.

It's like we're supporting
characters in some TV show

that's only about them.

Yeah, yeah, it's like all we
do
is advance their plots.

I'll tell you the truth,
I'm sick of it.

Man, me, too.

Come on, son.

I'm buying.

- You chilly?
- No.

Oh.

Lois, I-I've been thinking.

Me, too.

What about?

You first.

Okay.

Sometimes...you
think
you're immortal..

...and you start to think that
the people around you are, too.

And, uh, it just
takes a second to
realize

how wrong you
are...about
everything.

What I'm trying to say,
Lois,
is...I almost lost you.

And I...feel ashamed.

Ashamed? Why?

I kept pushing you away,
even when I promised I'd
stop.

If you died without
ever knowing why..

...I'd never be
able
to forgive
myself.

Because I love you.

[thunder rumbling]

Come on, give me a break.

You want to go back?

If the earth opened up

at my feet, I wouldn't move
until I'd said this.

Lois..

...will you marry me?

Clark..

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