All language subtitles for Kissing My Sister (2001)

Ersche... Ersche?

Nothing but awesome Ersche.

Oh, man, Mathis! Mieke
is not coming anymore.

I'm sure I missed the train.

Oh, man, we could already
be lying on the beach.

What about chicks and so on?

What do we do instead?

Get your sister from Zugau.

Madness!

Hey, Mathis, what are you doing here?

Ehm, Helena, I'm waiting for Mieke.

Your next arrival will be in an hour.

Will you bring me home?

Dad, don't turn it off!

I'm not doing anything.

Oh, Mathis, the trick is really old.

But it still works.

Yes, of course.

Ouch!

What the...

Now I know what I've been
missing the last few weeks.

We can have dinner in the evening.

For the celebration of the day,
Mieke's favorite food is served.

Wow!

You ungrateful children.

Thank you for picking me up, Brother Heart.

I was at the train station,
but you didn't come.

Have you heard of waiting?

Well, I met Lena.

What do you have to do
with Lena all of a sudden?

Well, I brought her the bag home and...

And?

And then her mother came.

Oh, and she's still into you, isn't she?

Oh, Mattis, my dear,
could you give me a hug?

Something like that.

You won't believe it, but it
was pretty boring without you.

No one steals my T-shirts
or my pens anymore.

You're really boring as a single child.

It was actually quite
relaxing with Grandma.

Is Jan in?

Hello!

You're Mieke, aren't you?

Mieke?

This is...

Simona.

I've heard a lot about you.

Aha, that's interesting.

I have to go to the kitchen after dinner.

Yes, yes, I'm coming with you.

How long has it been?

A while.

I could hardly bear it without you.

Simona, not now. The children.

Your children are not that young anymore.

We have to be careful, Mieke.

Your daughter and I, we
will get along wonderfully.

What kind of rumor is that?

Just let it in.

Dad got it. He's listening
to Eros Ramazotti now.

And when you're
sitting in the car with him,

the radio suddenly
turns louder and says...

that's our song.

Well, love makes him stupid.

So, how is she?

She's into men like Jan,
listens to Eros Ramazotti and...

is a new English teacher at our school.

Aha.

I always thought fathers
are too stupid to put

sausages on the grill and
decorate the Christmas tree.

But that they also have to fart.

I thought it was over when I was 40.

I don't think that will ever end.

Why did you pick that up again?

Don't you like it?

It's a typical mice ear.

My other face.

Mathis?

I'm glad I'm back with you.

See you in your next life

When we'll fly away for good

Star

In our own car

We can drive around

Far

So far away

May I put on your T-shirt?

Like before?

Yes, like before.

When Miss World comes, can
you tell me what Mieke's got?

Mattes thinks it's because of
the new guy and his old one.

I'm going to take a shower.

So, what's the problem?

She doesn't get it that
a new girl is coming.

It's obvious what's behind it.

She's jealous of her father's luck.

She should maybe look for
someone else than Frederik.

A bit more action, you know?

Hi Mieke!

Hi Lena!

Where's Frederik? Is it time?

I'm your surprise egg and if you
want you can also knock me out.

Yes, that's okay. I'm going.

Felix? Wait, I'm coming with you.

What the...

You're so stupid.

The hottest chick in
school is coming and you...

You're pulling her tail.

Andi is not my type.

I'm getting bored with
you. I'll never see you again.

I don't know what it is.

You're so stupid.

I'm going to get you.

You're so ugly.

You're so stupid.

I don't like that.

Then you take her if
you think she's so hot.

We should go to bed.

I need my towel from you.

Dude, I can promise you one thing.

If you keep doing this,
you'll die as an old virgin.

Or you won't be on Fiber anymore.

Okay.

One thing is clear.

For a few days you only have
glances for your pretty twin sister.

So...

If you didn't know that you're siblings,
you could really think that you're in love.

Michael is lying!

Felix is lying!

Hello, Lina. Did you see Mick?

Hi, Frederic. She's in there. Tell
her to hurry up, or we'll miss the train.

Michaela!

We are one, just for a little fun.

Oh, oh, oh yeah.

I want to get in a flight.

First you screw up
school, then you call

because there's something
urgent to discuss...

and then you don't say a word.

I guess you're kidding me.

If you have a problem, you
have to open your mouth.

Maybe I just sometimes have the mouth
full of this fucking complicated life.

Then in the end all the garbage is gone.

Gone with the shit?

Hey, watch it!

Who the hell has a problem with you?

At home...

there's war, you know?

My parents only argue.

If not, then...

they don't yell at me when I'm grown up.

I don't give a shit.

That was love.

Big love.

Love doesn't exist. Love is just a rumor.

You really have no idea.

Tell me, dude, could it be that you...

you fell in love?

Cool, dude, you fell in love.

Hey, stay calm.

Do like me.

Just do like me.

Start a club.

For ice cream.

Cinema.

Pizza.

Something with candlelight.

Sounds good.

Hey, come on. Hey, come on, stop this shit.

Mathis! Mathis! Mathis!

Do you want to get killed or what?

So far away, like no time is left.

I loved you so much.

But that's quite far away.

Hey!

What are you up to?

I'm going to Mattis. I found his wallet.

Yeah, if you're lucky,
he'll be in the bathtub.

Hello?

I found your wallet.

At the lake.

Some people say you're gay.

Are you?

If it would make me happy, I would.

And what makes you happy?

Lieke!

Hello, my poor child.

Hello, dad.

Hello.

That's a nice book.

Yes.

It's from dad's library.

Tell me, can you get me a
glass of water, please, dad?

And? How do you like her?

Isn't she... great?

Are you happy with her?

Yes. Very.

Nike, you'll be the first to know.

Simona's having a baby.

That's it, dad?

I think I don't like her.

Katis?

Do you have another one?

But you have to know that.

Sometimes you don't know anything.

I don't know.

Katis!

Your father is having a baby!

The family is burning!

What do you expect from me? That
I'll be alone for the rest of my life?

Nonsense!

But you have to understand Mieke,
it's really a good pace you're setting.

You know, Simona is
the first woman I can

imagine doing all of
this with, since Mom died.

With her and with you.

Yes, she's really fine. I'm not
saying anything against that.

I love her.

Even though you're going to bed with her?

Just because I'm going to bed with her.

Sex and love aren't necessarily the same.

Many people don't realize
that. Or only when it's too late.

But you can't do that.
And not even in love.

But...

But if the others demand
such compromises from you...

Mathis, you have to stay true to yourself.

Only you.

Fuck the others.

It's your life.

Look, I've been alone for years
and I've always done my thing.

I built the workshop here.

I wanted it to work out for me and you.

And now for Simona, too.

But how can you be so sure
that Simona isn't a compromise?

That you really love her?

Because Simona is
the first woman I can

imagine getting old
with, since a long time.

So, staying together with
someone for longer than 17 years.

Yes.

Just like you and Mieke and me.

That's love.

I want to get out of here
with Simone for 3-4 days.

Do you think that's okay?

Sure.

I'll take care of Mieke.

Only someone calls on me

And every now and then I
spend my time at Rhyme & Verse

I curse those faults

Mathis.

What is it?

You're still dressed.

I must have fallen asleep.

Do you want to listen?

Why Frederik?

Why Lena?

Is that why you left the show with him?

Why shouldn't I?

The problem is...

I mean, Frederik is really
okay and I like him, but...

But you don't love her.

Did you fall in love with Lena?

Was there something going on with her?

Neither with me and Frederic.

I think he's pretty angry.

I can't imagine that at all.

You with a boyfriend
and me with a girlfriend.

And we both...

Then don't imagine it either.

Felix, what's going on?

I can't take it anymore.

I could kill my father.

Sarah can sleep here.

It's so stupid.

Everyone knows the weaknesses
of the other and just goes for it.

Like cats.

After three sentences my mother and father
were so fed up that he became an animal.

He should finally run away to his
girlfriend and leave us alone, right?

Tell me, is there anything to drink?

But please no apple juice, okay?

Hey, what's up with you?

Come on, let's go.

You're my best friend.

Yeah, sure.

I am...

I'm in love.

Yes.

I know that by now.

And furthermore, somehow
the point is missing.

It's...

I just don't know how to tell you.

Come on, forget it.

No, no, no, come on, come on, come on.

Am I just a best friend or not?

Yes, you are.

So come on, tell me.

Is there something with Lena?
Is she cheating on you or what?

It's not Lena.

It's...

It's Mieke.

What?

I'm in love with Mieke.

Mathis, Mieke is your sister.

I don't know.

You can't be serious!

You can't do that.

And why not?

Because it's incest, man!

If you need one to fuck, find another one!

Shit, I can't do it.

I can't stand my mother as well.

She's something else, isn't she?

Oh, yes, sorry. For me it's the same.

See? That's why I knew I
wasn't allowed to tell you.

I can't do it.

Don't you think I'm not against it?

I can't do anything about it either!

I know.

I know you can't do anything about it.

But the others don't know.

Do you have another beer?

Oh, shit!

Hey, baby!

Did you know that
this is our first meeting?

So, you're thinking, you cutie?

So?

How was I?

You were like the first lukewarm
rain, dripping from dark branches.

The weather is just as shit as we are.

A potential father murderer.

And a potential sister killer.

We're real scumbags.

Trash.

Garbage.

No, man.

Don't do it. I was wrong.

You have to distract yourself somehow.

You can't think about
me and you all the time.

You're really complicating things.

I have to go now.

To my old man at the taxi station.

See you tonight, cutie.

Hey, and are you into something?

Tell me, Mieke, do you
know that feeling when you

want something, and you
know it will never happen?

Yes.

Tell him like it is

Go, go, pop

So you say you want money

But you know it's never funny

When your shoes warm up

And there's a rumble in your tummy

But you have to have style

Get a go-to style

Put a girl on the corner

So you can make her pop

Committed a crime and went inside

You were coming your way

But you had to go by

When you lost your days

You lost your race

Now you're looking at me

To take her place

You're feverish.

Mieke.

We can't do this.

It's only once.

I never would have left mommy's belly.

I would have always been in there with you.

Forever and ever.

Very soft and warm.

Little Mieke.

I'm not that little anymore.

It used to be a lot less complicated.

Nobody would have
bothered if we were together.

Today it's all a problem.

Only if we do it.

You're my sister.

And your girlfriend.

Yes.

But I can't tell anyone.

And what do you do when someone
asks you if you have a girlfriend?

Then I say no.

But you would lie.

That's not true.

Why? What am I to you?

My sister, of course.

Close your eyes again.

Tell me when you think
I'm on the same page, okay?

Stop.

See?

Things aren't that clear.

We can't do this anymore.

Maybe it's just a dream.

It has to stop, Mieke.

Every dream ends at some point.

Why?

Because it's forbidden happiness.

Why do you need permission for happiness?

Who are we hurting with our love?

Who are we hurting?

Maybe ourselves.

Don't do it!

Are you scared?

Do you really think the day
could change anything in our love?

Morning, Mieke! We're back!

Bruno, I know, it was too boring.

Let's all have breakfast
together. I'll wake up, you do that.

Oh, I'll do that.

Morning, dad.

My poor child.

Hello.

Why don't you give Simone a chance?

Because she pushed herself into it.

And because she's carrying a child, dad!

There are always two, Mieke.

I wanted it that way.

But you have children! Are
we not enough for you, or what?

Mieke, you know yourself
that you're talking nonsense.

I want you to give Simone a chance.

Promise me that, please.

Then we'll be a real family again.

If she moves in with
us, it's over between us.

Good morning.

May I introduce you to Katrin Krüger,
who came to us with her family from Vienna.

Maybe you should take her with you.

Here, Mathis has a five again.

Talk to him again.

You're practically family now.

Maybe he's on the wrong side of the law.

Rumor has it, but be careful, that
his friend Felix Beck is taking risks.

I don't understand all
these idiots anymore.

Hey!

Stop it, Mathis.

Nobody's going to see us.

What if they do?

Hey, you two cuties!

Are the two of them together?

Okay, that's great!

Look, we'll try something else.

You go a little closer and kiss
each other on the mouth, okay?

Like two lovers.

Good.

Nonsense!

You don't want to convince me that
my son is addicted to drugs, do you?

Maybe he's just in love.

And with whom?

How should I know?

Maybe with his sister?

You did it, didn't you? You...

You slept with your sister!

Man!

I hope you know what
happens when this comes out!

And what about Mathis?
When we came home and

he came out of her
room only wearing jeans?

My God, Simone!

They're twins and not just today.

I know that.

I know you don't want to hear
this but I find their behavior strange.

When Mieke ran out and I
called Mathis even though

he was in her room,
it doesn't fit together.

Maybe they're just embarrassed
because you're there and sniffing around.

Sniffing around?

Okay, then let's go.

That's not what I meant.

What do you mean?

Why don't you want to see
this? They're your children.

And soon they'll be yours in a way.

You told him.

He knows.

You told him that we...

No, I didn't!

Then why are you sitting there?

You can tell me what
you want, he knows what.

Who did you have to flirt with at school?

We hugged a thousand
times in front of Felix.

You had to tell him something.

And if I did, what would
be so bad about it?

One day, if he needs money
for his drugs, he'll beat us up.

I don't know him. Felix is my friend.

Felix!

Come on!

Felix, this is not a joke!

Do you want an omelette?

I hate omelette.

Jan?

Yes, I will talk to him.

Shit, you almost got drunk.

Leave your damn drugs alone!

I don't take drugs.

No, you don't take drugs.
You don't smoke joints.

And what about all
those fucking pills, huh?

Those are painkillers.

Next I have to go to a...

a weird pipe.

What's a weird pipe?

I suspect a tumor.

Here.

Up here.

But why didn't you say anything?

I just wanted to be cool.

Not the stupid epileptic.

When do you have to go to the clinic?

Tomorrow.

Do you know what the worst part is?

I never slept with a woman.

Hey, maybe I can arrange
something with you and Lena Janras.

Don't worry, Casanova. I can take
care of my wife myself. Thank you.

I have to go.

Hey, Felix.

If I can do something for you...

I'm not going to leave, okay?

Besides, whether you believe me or not...

at the moment I'm
more worried about you.

Sometimes you feel all alone in this world.

How do you know?

I have eyes in my head.

And? What do you see with your eyes?

That you're not well.

What do you mean, not well?

Maybe it's just a bit much at the moment.

Your siblings?

Half-siblings.

My father remarried after my mother died.

I know that from somewhere.

My mother died 16 years ago.

She was taken under a
truck shortly after our birth.

The older I get, the
less I can start with you.

I didn't even know her.

You don't have to see people to know them.

Close your eyes.

God, I don't even know
if he's taking drugs!

Welcome to the cross-examination!

Papa and his great new
girlfriend have a question for you.

Hello, Katrin.

Hello, Michael.

Good evening.

This is my father.

Mrs. Siena, you know her.

This is Katrin.

Hello.

Hi, Katrin.

I think I have to go.

No, no, stay.

No, it's already late.

I think it's time.

Bye then.

Bye, Matthias.

Bye, Katrin.

We just talked about it with Mieke...

Michaela!

My name is Michaela!

He calls me Mieke, he may
call me Mieke, but not you!

Mieke!

Sorry. Michaela.

We just talked with
Michaela about your boyfriend

Felix and the rumor
that he's taking drugs.

Is there something to it?

Drugs?

Felix doesn't take drugs.

Felix has a brain tumor!

He's taking drugs!

I'm sorry to disappoint you!

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

It's not what I said about Felix.

Mathis, can I talk to you?

I wanted to ask you what
you're doing tomorrow evening.

I had two tickets for the
Lannik-Bergen-Temps.

I already planned something.

Tell me, what did I do to you?

I mean, first you take me to
you and then you just go crazy.

That has nothing to do with you, Mr. Rieff.

Oh, yeah?

You think I don't notice
what's going on here?

What do you mean?

You don't understand me anymore.

And you know what? Your
hair doesn't bother me either.

Well, crisis?

I know a cute little hotel
with a cute little whirlpool.

We should both go there together.

I'm too cold for sea water.

Matthias!

Please bring my SIM-card back.

I'm beautiful, Mathis.

Why don't you kiss me?

Why don't you want to sleep with me?

Come on, Mathis.

Stop it. I can't do this.

Then you're fucked.

Mathis?

Everything alright?

I'm fine.

Something's wrong.

I have to take Felix to the
hospital. I promised him.

That's not something to build up.

Life can be pretty shitty sometimes.

But it can also be pretty nice.
You should never forget that.

The only thing that can help Felix
right now is to keep his fingers crossed.

I'm always there for you.

You're going to a certain town, right?

Yes.

I don't know how to tell you, but at
school there are so many strange rumors.

People are talking
about little brothers and

sisters, but who wants
to be the evil witch?

What's wrong?

Forget it.

Do you know something
or don't you know anything?

I don't want to say anything.

Come on, get out.

I want you to get out.

Thanks, buddy.

Should I come in with you?

No, leave it.

Tell me, aren't you afraid?

I'm not afraid of anything.

They'll cut my skull open, you know.

With a saw.

Maybe there's another way.

They're not even sure, are they?

Maybe they're not.

I can play your guardian angel.

It could be broken.

I'd rather you were real.

Okay, then...

Take care.

Okay.

Come on, don't make that face.

Smile.

That's better.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Here.

So that Lena won't leave you alone.

I took a picture of you with the clown.

Yeah, I... I have to go.

So...

See you soon.

So, how's Felix?

He set me up instead of me.

Can you imagine something like that?

Mathis...

I have the feeling that
everything is collapsing over me.

No, you can't say that.

It's not true.

You know as well as I do that it's true.

Sometimes I wish that
before I'm most afraid,

everything is over.

We don't stand a chance.

And we have nothing to lose.

Hi, Mathis.

Hi, Kathrin.

I wanted to bring you your book back.

And then I wanted to
go to the fair with you.

Hello, Michaela.

Hello, Kathrin.

I want to kidnap your brother.

Actually, I promised Mieke that...

Go away.

Mieke, the one I found on the safe.

You learned to walk with them.

You stood on your little
legs and started walking.

You were determined and
confident. You couldn't stop.

My little baby, what's
wrong with you lately?

I'm not happy, dad.

If you don't talk to me, I can't help you.

How am I supposed to talk
about something I can't talk about?

You mean you can't talk about feelings.

Sometimes you don't even
know if they're right or wrong.

Everything that makes
you happy, little, is right.

And if that makes you unhappy,
what makes others happy?

Does it make you so
unhappy that I love Simona?

Simona, Simona, just Simona!

Leave me alone with your fucking Simona!

We agreed that you'd give her a chance.

That's not the point.

Listen to me, my poor child.

I let you change your diapers against the
resistance of all grandmas in the world.

And your snuff box until five.

I bought you a piano
and your first lipstick.

I eat white beans on
your birthday out of love.

So, do you know me better, Papa?

I can imagine that for children it's not
one of the most pleasant imaginations

that their father...

sleeps with a woman.

But if you love each other,
Mieke, you want to sleep together.

Everything belongs to love, even a child.

Dad, this is not about Simona
and you, but about Mattis and me.

You feel... put back.

The world doesn't come to a standstill
because two people love each other.

You already know that, dad.

No matter what happens, my love
for you and for Mathis never ends.

You made me a father, you are my
children and it will always stay that way.

Even if you have children of your own.

Promised?

Yes.

When children are small,
they have very small worries.

The bigger they get, the
bigger their worries get.

If I only knew what's
going on with Mieke lately.

I can tell you that.

She's going to be a young woman.

The photo was taken today at the market.

And?

There are more of them.

But don't be funny. The boy is 16.

17.

And he likes to take pictures.

So?

He needs models. He's
jealous that he's taking his sister.

He's not a Helmut Newton.

He's innocent.

I'm sorry, but this is all
completely out of the question.

It's not out of the question at all.

It's just another part of the puzzle.

And what about Katrin?

Why is my son walking around
the garden with a beautiful girl?

Holding hands when he's
having sex with his sister?

Oh no.

Leave it. I'll do it.

Why don't you want to see this?

You won't please anyone with it.

Puh. You really didn't please
anyone with your cooking.

It's going to be a great party.

You won't impress the teachers either.

Too bad.

It's not going to be
anything with the big career.

Where's my tie?

You stole it!

Who would have thought that I'd invite
him to my house for dinner as a teacher?

The Hoefflers are really nice.

I'm convinced of that.
Really nice officials.

Come with me.

Hey, don't forget that you
get a child from a maid.

A terrible thought, a maid child.

Especially if you consider that
the father is a bit of a chaotic.

Yeah, yeah, don't
worry. As far as education

is concerned, I've
got it all under control.

Think of my twins.

Shit, the wine didn't cool down!

I told Matt about it half an hour ago.

He just doesn't get it. Where are they?

Do it!

It was nice of you to come, Mrs. Brunner.

Nari?

Nari.

Oh, how nice.

Are you coming?

I'll be right there.

Jan!

May I introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Höfler?

Navend.

My future husband, Mr. Donkel.

Pleased to meet you.

Yes, then let's go in.

You've found a wonderful shop.

We have a chest of drawers
from the 17th century.

Oh, I forgot something. Sorry.

You were right.

How could I have been so blind?

What happened?

Mattis is sleeping with his sister.

The two of them are up there in bed.

Jan.

What should I do? I can't just go up there
and pull Mattis out of bed and shoot him.

That wouldn't change the situation either.

Yes, unfortunately. It's too late.

Why didn't I just want
to realize it earlier?

I can just go back in and
pretend nothing happened.

But what would you do instead?

Send Mr. Flass home and tell him why?

For the first time in my life I
really feel like hitting someone.

Papa, please!

Get me out of the way.

Yes, we'll cook tonight, darling.

If we have guests, we'll have a
look at the art of Feinbosch Paul.

Where are your two students?

I hoped to get a copy of the
piano pieces for my daughter.

She should be very talented.

What talent? I'm in the family!

This sensibility! I'll
bring it home right away.

Maybe I heard that you
are a passionate sailor.

My husband loves me.

We're leaving.

What?

This is our only chance.

Mieke, I don't know.

We don't have a future.

Do we even have one?

Bye.

Mr. Lomberg?

Hello, Mr. Lomberg. This is
Felix. Can I speak to Matte?

I just received the news of my life and...

You can treat my tumor with the
commandos. Can you imagine that?

Mr. Lomberg?

I see you in your next life

When we'll fly away

Far away we'll go for a walk

And fly like springs

Till the comfort is at its peak

See you in your next life

When we'll be a-high in the wind

Mieke!

Mathis!

Mathis, come!

Please, let's talk.

There's nothing left to talk about.

Nico, leave it!

I know that you love each other.

And if it would be possible,
believe me, I would accept it.

And why don't you do it?

You said yourself that doing
this should make you happy.

Leave us alone.

Please, just let us go, dad.

Where are you going?

You can run away from me and Simona.

But you can't run away from yourself.

We just want to be happy.

I don't want anything else for you.

But if I don't forbid you
your love, others will.

We don't stand a chance, do we?

Yes, we do.

One chance.

Stay here.

The first picture of your sister.

I still can't imagine it.

That dad and you...

I love him very much.

I don't want to take him away from you.

I know.

I think I know what it's
like to love someone.

Can I keep this?

It's for you.

Thank you.

I feel like I'm bleeding.

Beautiful.

I loved sleeping with you.

My eyes have changed
so much in the last weeks.

Did she cry?

We have to go.

Yes, and maybe we'll
find some peace tonight.

Some comfort here.

You know, I used to want to go to the
boarding school, but you didn't let me.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

Please stay behind. Doors
are closing automatically.

Track 3, regional.

Watch out for the moon and the baby.

Please stay behind.

And watch out for Mathis.

Especially him.

I will.

See you next time

When the flowers bloom

Star in the rain

I'm trying to get far away

So far away

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