All language subtitles for Grind.2003.1080p.WebRip.x265.MeGaTroN

It's a beautiful morning
out there, Chicago,

and to all you
graduating Bulldogs,

"Go get them!"

[HOT ACTION COP'S
"GOIN' DOWN ON IT" PLAYING]

* Uh, uh *

* What, what? *

* Zoom boom-boom-boom *

* Uh *

* What, what? *

* Uh, uh *

* You gotta flicky-flicky-flick
Flicky-flick yo tongue *

* You run it
Straight across her belly *

* Through her cooch
And down her bum *

* You could be the pony, boy
You could be the one *

* You drive it like a semi
To the setting summer sun *

* Gettin' off
Just like the traffic *

* At the local exit ramp *

* Notice that the weather
In the region gettin' damp *

* You wanna mail the letter
You gotta lick the stamp *

* Not once, not twice
But three times, damn *

* Pretty *

* Wah *

* See that *

* Cha *

* She go, she go, she go
She goin' down on it *

* We go, we go, we go
We goin' down on it *

* They go, they go, they go
They goin' down on it *

* He go, he go, he go,
He goin' down on it *

* Wait a minute *

* Lookout, lookout *

* Cha *

* What, what? *

* Uh *

* One on one, two on one
Three on one, add one for fun *

* You gotta flicky-flicky-flick
Flicky-flick yo tongue *

* You run it
Straight across her belly *

* Through her cooch
And down her bum *

Boys...

Hey.

Oh...

Dude!

Oh, dude.

How's it hanging, man?

Slightly to the left, bro.

Why

Nothing.

Just stopped by
to check out your decks.

I kind of
thrashed mine.

Oh, I want you
to check out

my new "sponsor me" tape.

Any different
than the last three, dude?

Totally different.

Remember that trick
I was trying on the vert?

That little flip trick?
This close to landing it.

I'll have it
in like a week.

You're wasting your time.

Thanks.

I'll tell you what.

If you land it,

I'll sponsor you.

All right.

Okay? In the meantime, dude,

want to buy
something?

I wish I could, dude. I'm broke.

I'm broke.
Just let me hang out, though.

I'm your best customer.

I'm here every day.

Yeah, but you never
spend any money.

You've got to start
spending money.

Money-spending is good.

Yo, little man!

I talked to you
already.

You reach your hand in there
with that T-shirt,

you're pulling out a stump.

Don't make me
come over there

and smack you.

Yo, Bam.

What's up, man?

Bro.

I love you, bro.

All right. Easy, Greg.

Freaking me out, man.

Let me get
a skateboard.

Which one
do you want?

I don't care.

They're all
the same shape.

I want my board,
right there.

That one.

Let me get all
three of those.

I can do that for you.

Bam special.
Bam. Bam.

Hey, what's up, man?

What's up, man?

How's it going?
Do you remember me?

Probably not.

We skated SCRAP together
a couple of years ago.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Dude, yeah.
You were ripping.

Thanks, bro.

Keep an eye
on this kid.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Watch out for this guy's
frontside 360.

He's got the
SSBSTS lurking.

It's for the wall.

You going to the demo
later on?

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
I wouldn't miss it.

Cool.

It's for the wall.

You don't have
to make excuses.

Sorry.

Bam was a loser
before he got sponsored...

just like you, dude.

Thanks.

I'll tell you what.

I'm going to make you a deal,
Greg.

You flow me one of these decks--

For free?

Yeah, for free.
Exactly,

and in exchange, I'll skate it.

I'll tell everybody
where I got it.

You can sponsor me.

All right, dude.

Which one do you want?

For real?

All right.

Um, how about we go
with one of those Elements,

like Bam got?

Dude,

for you,

I can go that board $140.

Tax not included.

* Black on white
White on black *

* Used to love a black chick
She loved me back *

* Say, wiggy-wiggy wig-wig
Wiggy-wiggy wack *

* The big ol' bouncin' boobies *

* Give your grandpa
Heart attack *

* You run in
Through the front door

* But you leavin'
Through the back *

* You jumpin' over fences
And you almost rip your sac *

* You suckin' down the juices *

* Like your favorite flavor
Tang *

* The lover aborigine
The baby boomerang *

* Na, na, na, na na-na na
Na, na, na, na na-na na, hey *

* Na, na, na, na na-na-na na
Na, na, na, na na-na-na na *

Nice hat.

* Na, na, na, na na-na-na na
Na, na, na, na na-na-na na **

We're late.

Let's go.

Shut up.

I still can't
believe it, man.

Bam just walks in

and Greg tosses him
a handful of his decks.

I can't wait to get
my own deck.

Well, I did the math.

and there really is
like 53 guys

who make a living
skating

and about a million
wannabes like us.

And?

And nothing,
but until a sponsor

literally backs
a tour bus up

into my driveway,

I have to work
all summer

to pay for school.

That's just
the way it is.

I don't believe you.

You're still going
to bail on me.

You know what?

I remember Matt

listening
to your crap,

and look where
that got him.

The guy is a complete stain.

See, Matt deceives you.

I don't--

He does, because he...

In actuality,

he really knows
which end is up.

Wahoo!

What's up, man?

So Dustin's bailing on us again.

Oh, really?

I'm going to alert the press,
man.

Dustin's always bailing.

I'm always
going to skate.

I'm just not going to
be homeless with you.

You say that
all the time,

but I know you mean
something else.

Before you know it,

you're going to be
a fat, middle-aged male

with a nice beer gut,

divorced
about 20 times,

wishing you were
skating again.

Dudes...

get the moron out of the pool.

Matt...

Hey, when is the moron

going to release his death grip
on our premises?

Have you smelled it in there
lately?

It's like an open sewer.

It's good to see you
too, Pops.

Hey, we need to talk
about the future, huh?

Yeah, you know,
I'd love to,

but we're actually
heading out to this--

Hey...

Sugarplum.

I hate when he
calls me that.

Listen, remember our deal.

Dad, I--

Don't "Dad" me.
We had a deal.

You're either
in school,

or you're down
at Rivers Hardware

working next
to your old man,

sniffing a little
of that lacquer

while you're mixing the paint,
huh?

Come on!

Obvious perks there. Come on.

It's a good living.
It's a good future.

It's a good life,

I'll tell you
that much, huh?

Think about it.

Yeah. Let's go, honey.

Come on.

Get in there,
you little...

Dude, your stepmom
is so hot.

See the way
she was looking at me?

I was like...

Hello?

Good afternoon, Chili N Such.
Can I scoop for you?

I'd like chili,
Fire in the Hole,

hotter than hell,

make it meat, meat, meat
in the ass.

Hey, there.

Hi, yeah, I ordered

a Tummy-Killer
Ranchero,

and I got a Double-Chunk
Gut Bomb with cheese

by mistake.

Listen, I'd like what I ordered.

I'm sorry, sir,
I didn't--

Hello?

I didn't get that, sir.
Could you...

Could you
repeat that?

Open your ears,

jackass!

Yeah, I see

that you already ate
the Gut Bomb, though.

Yeah, but I
can't help it

that I didn't
figure it out

until I'd
swallowed it all.

What?

Mr. Knight,
let me handle this.

Sir, our policy
clearly states...

Hey!

Every customer

will be served to
his satisfaction.

Customer may receive
a replacement...

Excuse me,

I'll be right
with you.

A replacement will be given
as long as he has a receipt.

You have your receipt?

All right, that's good.
Give him one of these.

You're late, Eric.

You're just
a little bit late...

Uh-huh.

and late
is not great, sir.

Do you want to go
to the restroom

and then come back
before I reload you?

You want me to call
the grown

I'm just saying,
you're probably leaking beans.

I don't know.

One big scoop.

That's two, but...

Two is enough.
Two is plenty.

Now, let's go right over here

and do the cheddar.

Two scoops of cheddar,
one scoop of onion.

Two scoops cheddar,
one scoop onion.

That's very good, son.

You know, Eric, you've
got great potential.

You just go to it.
You go to it, deputy.

Okay? Attaboy!
Fire in the Hole!

One Fire in the Hole.

No, sir, no, sir,
we don't have diet.

Two hours
till the demo.

Let's get this place
cleaned up

and get the hell
out of here.

I can't. I need the overtime.

Oh, boy. Boy, howdy.

Someone really
abused the men's room in there.

It's like a doody bomb exploded.

Was he a tall guy
with glasses maybe?

Just a hunch.

Think this is funny,
Mr. Knight?

No, I don't.

Show a little
team spirit.

Why don't you
go in there

and make it sparkle?

Here you go.

It'll be my pleasure.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, listen...
wear gloves, buddy.

Keep laughing, Eric,

but I'm going to be at college
in the fall,

and you'll still be here,
so think about that.

And you, sir.

There's a
birthday party

at table 13.

Need you in
the bean suit.

You're kidding me.
The bean suit again?

Bean suit, right away.

Thank you, sir.

Whose birthday is it?

Ours.
Ours.

I'm Sheriff Bean.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
AND STOPS]

* Yeah... *

* Yeah
Ain't you got what you needed? *

* Come on *

* Don't you know
What you've got to do? *

* Yeah **

Ladies and gentlemen,

put your hands together
and start screaming,

because it is on today,
Chicago.

I don't know if you were
praying last night,

but we got some great weather
today...

I can't believe you quit.

Shut up
and pay attention.

This is insane.

I've never
seen anyone

do these lines
at the park.

Cold?

...Jimmy Wilson! Give it up!

That's right, Chicago.

WOMAN: Jimmy,
over here!

DUSTIN: Look at all
those hot chicks

lining up to get
a crack at him.

There is no
bruised fruit

in that medley.

No beasts.

You know what, guys?
It's more than that, though.

I mean, this guy's
skating for a living.

You guys want to go
check out the vert?

Yeah.

Mommy!

Can you please move,

in case one of those skaters
looks over here?

I'm a professional
skater, baby.

Yeah, right.

I'm telling you the truth.

I'm not skating today,

because I
thrashed my arm.

Here, smell this.

You think it's more
like pepperoni or ass crack?

I got five bucks on pepperoni.

You're so gross, man.

You'll be back.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Think that dude does
his own laundry, man?

Are you kidding me?

He gets sick
of his shirt,

he takes it off

and he gets
a new one...

for free.

I want.

You need to burn your rank gear.

Yeah!

Oh!

Could you even
just imagine

for five seconds

what it must be like
to ride in that thing?

Hell, yeah.

Girls, money,
signing autographs,

making the girls go--

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

Look at this.
Look at this.

MATT: No way, man.

Pinch me.

Let's go.

Don't I know you
from Chili N Such?

Breasteses.

I like them
two at a time

and round.

Ladies!

I represent

the Release the Twins
Foundation.

You guys want to make
a little donation?

What are you talking about?

About releasing those twins.

They look uncomfortable
in their little cages.

Come out!

It's no wonder

why you can't get a date.

It was working.

I'm in a dry spell, man.

To be in a dry spell,

you've had to have
been in a wet spell.

I've had sex.

Yeah, with a human,
though.

Who's making
these rules, man?

Product toss.

I love it when
these little freaks

tear each other's
skin off

for a sticker.

What is he doing?

I had to skin
a 9-year-old

for that, man.

You needed a board.

It's yours.

Let's see
if we can talk to Jimmy

before we jet.

Excuse me, sir,

we're here
to see Jimmy.

Oh, my freaking Lord!

Oh, my God.
Get it away.

What

Nothing, sir.

Sir,
we are just here to see Jimmy.

Is he in the scar--

The car
Is that where he is?

That's a big "no" on Jimmy.

Good. Thank you.

What are you
looking at, pinhead?

No.

What's up?

Actually, we're
here to see Jimmy.

He told me to drop
this tape by for him.

I think he wants
to sponsor us, but...

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, I'm stoked.

That's great, guys.
Hang on just a minute, okay?

All right.

Let's see.
There you go.

Yeah, this is just
today's haul.

Excuse me, that's
all from today?

Yeah, yeah.

"Sponsor me."
Two very popular words.

How does he have time
to watch all those?

Well, he's worked out
this technique

where he
doesn't watch any of them.

It's working out
really well for him.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey.

You want I should bounce
these nerds right out of here?

Hey, no, no,
they're cool.

You guys are cool, right?

Yeah, we're straight.

It's okay.

All right.

So I'm here
to help you.

I don't want you
to get in trouble,

because the truth is,

Jimmy did want us
to come by

and say what's up,
you know?

And if you could
just get us in

for two minutes--

I can do that.

You can do that.

I can do that,

but I'm not
going to do that,

because I don't want to,

and I just can't seem
to find my way around that.

I'm sorry.

I really
wish you guys

all the best
in the world,

sincerely,

you know, but...

You know, hey.

Guys, just skate,
you know?

And if you're
really any good,

then someone
will find you.

All right?

All right.

Now would be
a good time.

Hey! Get out of here!

Nice kids, you know?
I like them.

Don't you like them?

I like them.

Oh, my God.

All right,
so pack your shit.

We're going on tour.

When do we leave?

Wait a second,
did somebody see our tapes?

Whose team
are we on?

Uh-uh. Hold on.

Hold on.

Live for your
viewing pleasure,

we are Super Duper Skates.

Dear Lord, Eric.

I am never, ever

going to wear that.

The whole thing
sort of sounds sketchy.

I'm sorry.

I never heard of this
Super Duper Skates.

Yeah, I know.

That's because
I just made it up.

Wake up
and smell the desperation.

Dude, we needed a company name
to give us credibility on tour.

On tour?

That's right.

We're hitting
the road

as a team,
the three of us.

We can skate better than
half of those guys anyway.

Yeah, I can. It's weird.

There you go.
Jimmy's a man, right?

So once we're on the road,
we follow him around.

All we've got to do
is get in front of him one time.

He'll see we're the real deal.

That does sound
super-duper.

But I really don't...

I mean, I'm just saying,
if you think about it...

No, it's cool.
It's cool.

You two can sit here
and touch yourselves

for the rest
of your lives--

I don't care--

or you can try
getting off your asses

and making it happen.

That's about a nine
on the Richter scale, man.

I think what he's saying is,
we've got a nest egg here,

and we're
extraordinarily comfortable.

Slug Bug!

Mr. Rivers!

Slug Bug!

Mr. Rivers.

Kids dig me.

When's her lease up?

Hey, man, where's all the money

that we're going to use
on this trip

coming from?

Please stop looking at me.

Dude, you can do this.
You have no choice.

I absolutely am not doing it.
I can't.

You can.

No. Don't even talk... I'm not.

There's no way in hell
I'm doing it.

What?

Now that the money issue
is settled,

where are we going
to get some wheels?

We've just got to find a van.

I've got it!

Oh!

Ow! Ow!

That was my mom's.

This was actually my grandma's,
this little bellybutton ring.

It's crazy.

That's so sweet.

I like the way you guys smell.

Sweet Lou...

See you girls later.

What's going on, brother?

What's up, fool?

How are you guys doing?

Doing good, man.

Matt Jensen.

Good to see you guys.

So, dude, listen,

we're thinking about joining
the Jimmy Wilson Tour.

Really?

Yeah, it's going
to be pretty phat.

We need a fourth
skater for our team,

so we were thinking
about you.

Naturally, but, uh...

Sweet Lou's
got everything he needs

right here.

What? Okay.
Dude, we're going cross-country.

You know what that means.

Yeah.

Yeah, you do.

No. What does that mean?

Dude,
chicks in different area codes.

Uncharted territory.

* I got pros
I got pros *

You know what
I'm saying?

It's tempting, but...

I don't know.

You know, school
just let out and all.

Didn't you graduate
like six years ago?

Yeah...

but they didn't.

Hi.

Again, a good point.

Well...

You know,
maybe it's none of my business

or anything,

but don't you think
maybe you should move on?

You know,
a little change?

It's just too easy,
sitting here year after year,

watching the new crop roll in,

and me just taking my pick.

Besides, my calendar's
already pretty booked.

You saw
those two Betties

that were here
before?

They're just my Tuesday.

You should see Friday.

Hmm.

Yeah, we should
hang out.

You guys have fun
on your little road trip,

but count me out, all right?

All right, man.

Well, I'm going to miss you.

Hey, Lou.

Hey, Wednesday.

It's Sandy.

Right.

I've been trying you all day.

Sandy, chill.

I told you I'd call you.

Wednesday.

Don't get
so extended.

What's up, baby?
Matt Jensen.

Um, I'm okay with that
and everything,

but my dad's crazed.

You told your dad?

Yeah.

He says he's going to kill you

and then dangle your balls

from his rear-view
mirror.

Daddy!

What's the first stop?

Wait, you're in?

Daddy, don't hurt him!

Please!

Call me!

Bye, Lou!

Call me on
Wednesday, okay?

* You never see
Another like me *

* Redneck hippie white boy
From the I.E. *

* I'm half man and half monkey *

* One-quarter space cowboy
And punk M.C. *

One more thing, dude.

* Just like peanut butter
Thick and chunky *

* Bicycle, want to
Roll in on a donkey *

* Love, peace, and harmony *

* Just trying to find
Some peace of mind *

* I'm looking hard
But it's taking time *

* Having fun
Kickin' and bustin' rhymes *

Not bad.

Van Gogh.

Let's roll.

Cool,

except Dustin was supposed
to be here what,

a half

What about my overtime?

You don't need it.

What about college?

Consider this
your full ride.

Then I need to go back
and get my special pillow, Eric.

Get inside!

Excuse me, Mr. Knight.
Your shift is not over!

You have not punched out,
Mr. Knight!

Mr. Knight!

MATT: Where are we going?

Jimmy Wilson's skating
the Pro-Am contest

in Kansas.

It's our first stop.

* Yeah, my nigga fly dog *

* Hey, dog, hey, dog
Hey, dog, hey, dog *

* I been all around
The world *

* I don't roll with nobody
But my dogs *

* I been all around
The world *

* I don't roll with nobody
But my dogs *

* I been all around
The world... **

Damn, it smells
like roses.

I done farted!

Hey, why you always
got to base in my face, fool?

Yo, yo, check it.

* Base in your face *

* This brother's fart
Stinks like Mace *

All right, Kansas,
are you ready to go big?

I knew you knew
who I was!

You saw that
front cover, baby.

Watch out, son.

Yo, yo, yo, I know you wannabes

are not here
to skate.

What's up,
white chocolate?

Don't be talking
no head, fool.

Hey, Red Crip,
tell them what's up.

Yeah, I'm feeling
to bust you

in your grills.

Yeah, in your grills, dog!

Our grills?

Is there some sort
of barbecue later?

So the party's

at Rolling Deuce tonight.

It should be pretty cool.

Sounds cool.

She's talking
to Matt Ball, dude.

All right, no worries.

I got this
under control.

Hey, how are you?

Good.

Eric Rivers,

with the Super Duper
Skate team.

Oh, that's cute. Super Duper?

That's great.

Yeah, it's great.

Um, wait.

You're not registered.

Oh, no, I'm sure we're on there.

We're sponsored, so...

Okay.

I'm sorry.

If you're not preregistered,
you can't skate this event.

Next!

No, no, no, no.

All right, look,

this is our first event
as a team,

and we just drove all
the way from Chicago,

and I basically kidnapped
my best friend here, okay?

And blew his only
shot at college,

so if you could find some way
to make the list work,

we'd be really thankful.

You know what?

Tell your sob story
someplace else.

We're all full up here.

Next.

Next!

Let me get in here.

I can't believe
they've never heard

of Super Duper Skates.

That's just
a freaking outrage.

All right,

well, let's go
skate the parking lot

and wait Jimmy out.

Don't be so harsh, mama.

Hook us up.

You know what?

Mama's already been hooked up.

Next. Next.

Let's skate the lot.

Matt! Matt!

* You got the power
Of the hoochie *

* I got the fever
For the flavor of the coochie *

* And did I mention
Hey, pay attention *

* Gonna take that booty
To the looty dimension *

* I got the gringo
Under my car *

* I got the boom, boom
Just when you can hit real far *

* Oh, hey, hey, hey
Oh, pretty, pretty child *

* Oh, hey, hey, hey
Oh, pretty, pretty fine *

* What do I have to say
To get inside, girl? *

* What do I have to say? *

* Whoa, whoa *

* Mmm *

* Can I get a little yum-yum
Kitty, kitty... *

You all right?
What happened?

You all right, dude?

What happened?

I sprained my taint.

Probably because
you forgot to stretch.

Listen, put some soda pop on it.

Rub it clockwise, dude.

What's that feel like?

You want a sip, man?

Can you, like,
roll off the ramp

so we can keep skating?

Let me get it from behind.

Where did my board go?

* Oh, hey, hey, hey
Oh, pretty, pretty child *

* Oh, hey, hey, hey
Oh, pretty, pretty fine *

* What do I have to say
To get inside, girl? **

Ladies,
nice balloons.

Nice.

Come over here
for a second.

Don't be like that.

I got a little
trick for you.

Come here. Hey.

Girls, how
are you tonight?

Do a little trick?

Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

All right. We got this.

Like we've done it
a million times.

I stepped
in dog poo.

All right, hold up.

That burns!
What's that for?

Because you need it.

Look at this line.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I hate clowns.

Oh, I'm sure they'll
let four guys in.

Whoa!

Check this out.

Hey, watch out, son.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, yo, muscles,
check it, okay?

Hey, yo, check the list, girl.

Don't be scared.

Come on, now,
you know who we are.

Don't you know
who we are?

Come on!

You know who
we are, right?

What up, girls?

Word up.

Thank you very much,
mademoiselle.

* All up in my business
All up in my business *

Break out
the Cristal, fool!

We up in here!

Eric,
you're the shiznit.

Yo, yo. Check it out.
It's Brian Patch.

Hey, Bam!

* Me want fi see you get live
'Pon the riddim weh we ride *

* And me lyrics
A provide electricity *

* Gal,
Nobody can't tell you nuttin' *

* Caw you done
Know your destiny *

* Sexy ladies
want par with us *

* In a car with us
Them nah war with us *

Bob Burnquist!

What's up, man?
Matt Jensen.

Maybe she'll clean
the van, dude!

Come to Papa.

Guys, come on,
stay focused, all right?

Fan out,

take advantage
of any opportunities,

look for pros.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, Brian Sumner...

What's up

Wow. Wow.
That's crazy.

So, what is your name?

What is it?

Huh?

Whoa, what's
going on, baby?

What's up?

You're cute.

Yeah.

Are you a pro skater?

I drove down
from Springfield

to meet a pro skater.

So did I.

You're from Springfield?

No, I came here to meet
some skaters, man!

Why do I always end up
talking to the gay guy?

What?

No!

I can't even hear
what you said.

What did you say?

I can hear you fine.

I'm just not listening.

Okay.

Let me just get you
another glass of bitch.

Let's go. Okay.

You're drunk.

Ladies.

What's up?

Not much.

You want to make out?

Yeah.

Hey, what's going on, man?

How's it going?

Hey, listen,

it's so cool that
I saw you here

because I'm trying
to get sponsored

and I was wondering--

Dude, it's not a good time.

I know, seriously,
right?

I can't get anyone
to check my tape out.

It's, like, impossible.

So how did you get started?

Listen, man, I'm working
on a little something here,

so maybe since
this is a party,

you could go work on some
for yourself.

Right.

Right on.

All right,
no worries.

I'm all out.
Do you want another drink?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Okay.

[YOUNG M.C.'S "BUST A MOVE"
PLAYING]

Hey.

What's going on?

It's our song, dude!
Come on!

Come on, bitch.

You too. Move.

You're doing it.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't want to do it.

I don't like this song.

I don't want to.

No, I don't want to do it.

You know what?
Shut up.

Whoo!

* A chick walks by
You wish you could sex her *

* But you're standing
on the wall *

*Like you was Poindexter *

* Next day's function
High-class luncheon *

* Food is served
And you're stone cold munchin' *

* Music comes on
People start to dance *

* But then you ate so much
You nearly split your pants *

* A girl starts walkin'
Guys start gawkin' *

* Sits down next to you
And starts talkin' *

* Says she wanna dance
'Cause she likes to groove *

* So come on, fatso
And just bust a move *

* You're on a mission
And you're wishin' *

* Someone could cure
Your lonely condition *

* Lookin' for love
In all the wrong places *

* No fine girls
Just ugly faces *

* From frustration
First inclination *

* Is to become a monk
And leave the situation *

* But every dark tunnel
Has a light, I hope *

* So don't hang yourself
With a celibate rope *

* New movie's showin'
So you're goin' *

* Could care less
About the five you're blowin' *

* Theater gets dark
Just to start the show *

* Then you spot a fine woman
Sittin' in your row *

* She's dressed in yellow
She says, hello *

* Come sit next to me
You fine fellow *

* You run over there
Without a second to lose *

* And what comes next
Hey, bust a move *

All right, come on.
Come on. I'm going.

Brother in the house!

Well, at least we got
to hang at the party.

Hell, yeah, man.

Dude, where's
Sweet Lou?

* Bust it *

* Huh, yeah, huh, huh, huh **

What are you doing?

Why...

Why would you do...
Get off me!

This is vacation!

Get off me!
Get off!

Why would you do that?

I'm going to vomit!

Do it again,

and I will castrate you
like salami.

What are you
going to do?

What are you going to do, man?

I swear to God, why do you do...

Why would you throw out my book?

Because you can't read?

Does it make you mad?

Try it again!
Try it again!

Guys, look,
it's those whigga dicks!

Hey, nice
bunny nostril!

What
What, dog?

What What?

What are you doing here?

Fire in the hole.

Put that away!
What you going to do?

Taste our pain, bitches!

Yeah, bomb them
with it, dog!

Bam! Yeah!

Peace out!

* Well, I woke up
Sunday morning *

* With no way to hold my head
That didn't hurt *

It's got a pool.

* And the beer
I had for breakfast *

* Wasn't bad *

* So I had one more
For dessert... *

* And then we were ready
To hit the stage *

* I've got
99 bottles of beer on the wall *

* I drink them all *

And you boys said

that we wouldn't
have any fun.

I'm catching hepatitis
just looking at it.

* I've got
99 bottles of beer on the wall *

* You can let 'em fall
'Cause I'm feelin' wasted *

Oh, my little friend.

There's a lot
of good meat on you.

I don't care
how skinny you get.

I am still going to eat you.

Excuse me.

Well, hello.

So how much for a room?

Well, it's $10 an hour,

and 40 for the whole night.

I guess that depends
what you playboys got in mind,

huh?

Yeah, yeah.

MATT: You're crazy.

All right. You know what?

We'll clean your pool

if you let us
crash here tonight.

Oh, yeah,

my skimmer's been broken.

All right.

You do the deed,
and Room 126 is yours,

and that, my friend,
is the honeymoon suite.

Yow!

Pop the hood, man.

Chikka wah-wah.

Flappity flappity.

This is the honeymoon suite.

Just... Ow.

There's only one bed,
and there's four guys.

I got it!
I got it!

This is my side.

Get off me!

Aah! Manties!

Aah! What the f...

What...

You did not just
find these in that bed.

Yo, D.

Mm

You still pissed at me?

No, man. Forget about it.

Good times.

You really think
we have a chance?

I don't know, dude.

This is what I want in life.

This is what I was meant to do.

If we focus,

there's no reason
why we don't have a chance.

Greetings from the interior.

Matt!

I think I can taste that one.

Matt!

That wasn't me.

CARETAKER: Sorry.

That was me.

Can I have my underwear back?

Slug Bug!
Ow!

Butt slap.

I was just playing
by the rules.

God!

Dude, I am so sick
of this butt rock music, man.

Don't change it.

No. I need some beats, dude.

I'm going
to snap your neck

like a glowstick.

DUSTIN: Nice tits.
Can I squeeze them?

[POISON'S "NOTHIN'
BUT A GOOD TIME" PLAYING]

* Whoo *

What the hell is this?

Are you serious?

Just listen
and learn, boys.

* Yeow *

* Whoo *

* Ha, ha, ha, ha *

* Now, listen *

* Not a dime
I can't pay my rent *

* I can barely
Make it through the week *

* Saturday night
I want to meet my girl *

* But right now
I can't make ends meet *

* Don't need nothin'
But a good time *

* How can I resist *

* Ain't lookin' for nothin'
But a good time *

* And it don't
Get better than this *

* You see, I raise a toast
To all of us *

* Who are breakin' our backs
Every day *

* If wantin' the good life
Is such a crime *

* Lord, then put me away *

* Here's to ya **

Yeah!

So glad to be skating
this summer, boys,

instead of
McJobbing it.

Two scoops cheddar,

one scoop onion,
my friend.

Sweet Lou needs fuel.

Right on.

What do you say, Dust?
Spot us some cash.

Listen, I already
put out for gas,

and I put out
for food,

and I put out
for porn.

You're so stingy,
you punk.

Dammit! Why?

I didn't even know
I was going.

You know what?
I just got peed on.

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

Now, I've got a plan.

DUSTIN:
They've got one of
these in Colorado?

I hate Chili N Such.

All right, bro,
you know the drill.

Oh, yes, I do.

SWEET LOU: Wait,
what are we doing?

We don't have any cash.

MATT: Chili, chili,
chili, chili.

What are you doing?

I dropped something,
and I'm looking for it.

I had curly cheese fries,
lots of them,

and a chocolate shake.

Didn't your mom ever tell you
not to talk to strangers?

I guess she didn't say anything
about puking on them, though.

Thank you.
Ha ha!

MATT: Chili, chili, chili,
chili, chili, chili,

chili, chili, chili,
chili chili...

Hello?

Welcome to Chili N Such.
Can I scoop for you?

So listen,

I was actually by here
about an hour ago,

and we ordered
10 Gut Bomb Chili Surprises

and five shakes.

It's funny,
because when I got home,

there were actually
only coffees,

Chili...

in the bag.

Yeah, I remember that order.

Drive through,
and we'll replace it.

"Animal Chin Skate Shop.

"Internationally renowned
skateboarder Jimmy Wilson

discovered here, 1992."

Yeah, but where
is Jimmy's bus?

Shouldn't there be
a big crowd here?

I don't know, bro.
Maybe we're early.

Let's go
scope it out.

Jimmy Wilson?
Jimmy Wilson.

The demo.
The demo.

Check this cut.

Excuse me.

We're here
for Jimmy's demo.

Jimmy Wilson.

Do you know Jimmy?

Jimmy was gnarly.

Jimmy was...

Jimmy was Jimmy.

Jimmy was, uh...

off the hook.

Off the hook.

You know?

Jimmy was... Jimmy was...

Shh. Ah.

I'm sorry, did you say, "was"?

Did you guys see...

Today is...

Today is Saturday.

Today is Sunday.

The demo was yesterday.

DUSTIN:
Goddammit.

It happened already?

Did you guys see...

Jimmy was, like...

Shaaaa!

Yeah, Saturday, man. Saturday.

Demo was Saturday.

Today is Sunday.
Uh-huh.

You said that.

So then Saturday
plus a day

is Sunday.

It happened already!

It already happened.

I think you guys
missed a day.

We lost a day.

Jimmy was
something.

He was...

He was old school,

you know
what I'm saying?

He was like...

Shh...

That was Jimmy right there.

All right, well,
what do we do?

I mean, since we're
already here,

there's not much
we can do now,

so...

at least we can
probably skate the lot.

You guys know Jimmy?

No.

Is it cool if we just--

Jimmy was gnarly, bro.

He was awesome, dudes.

Do you mind

if we at least just set
some cones up out there?

Do a little demo
of our own?

You want to skate the park?

[BILLY TALENT'S
"LINE AND SINKER" PLAYS]

What's up?

You.

Nice.

Dude, you're
pretty bad-ass...

Thanks, man.

but I could totally take you.

Dude, what grade are you in?

Seventh. I'm 12, bitch.

And you've got something
to teach me?

How about you talk to me
when you're out of diapers?

That kid is totally
taking you.

What is he in,
seventh grade?

I wonder if he's
got a sister, man.

You, uh, want
to make out?

Yeah, sure.

Dude, where's the product toss?

Yeah, where's
the free stuff?

If you losers
are really sponsored,

where's the free stuff?

What do you say you and me
lose this dead weight

and hit the strip clubs?

I like your style, kid.

Keep it up.

Where's the free stuff?

Lil' Bow Wow,
keep barking to me,

and you're
going to take

a one-way walk
in the woods.

Oh, you got jokes?

I don't got jokes.
I got threats.

Man, give me
your skateboard.

Man, give me a T-shirt!

Man, give me your shoes!
Give me...

In your face!

Your team sucks!

Our team
doesn't suck!

What is wrong
with their eyes?

What?

In the van!
In the van!

Product toss.

Look at that,
free hat.

Let's get out of here!

Ride my fingerboard, bitches!

All right.

Yeah, you've
got good hands.

Can you go deeper?

Oh, yeah, that's deep.

Wow, this is fantastic.

What about doing
my glutes next?

With what, my face?

* Lou, Lou, bo-bou
Banana-bana bo-fou *

* Fee, fie, mo-mou *

* Lou *

* Chuck, Chuck, bo-buck
Banana-bana fo... *

Whoa! Shit.

Put some elbow into it, man.

I'll put some elbow
into your face.

Ooh.

Ooh.

How are we going
to get Jimmy Wilson to see us

if we can't even
skate a contest?

How are we going
to get girls to see us

if we can't skate a contest?

Have you been in a coma
this entire time?

They're everywhere.

MATT: Sweet Lou is all over
this little pro chick right now.

Why does that
bother you so much?

Because
it's not happening to me.

Dude, if you would
change your clothes,

like, even one time,
there might, I don't know...

ERIC: What's wrong with you?

My college fund
is gutted.

Well, that's
what separates

the men from the boys.

Maybe I can
get my job back.

Hey, you know what, Sweet Lou?

I got a rule, man.

No more of these
freaky, spazzy chicks

coming across
state lines

with us, man.

That's what's bringing
this team vibe down.

It's my van.

It's my rules...

and I like her.

At least there's
no way in hell

that this could
get any worse.

In the name of
all things holy.

Are you kidding me, man?

I'm sorry.

Are you upset
with the fact

that I've worked hard
and saved money,

and with that money,

I happened to buy

a little food
for myself?

It's bread.

No!

I said, no girls!

No! God, stop!

Dammit!

At least she left our stuff.

Touche.

We're going
to die out here.

We have no food
and have no car.

Seriously, anyone,

what are we
going to do?

I thought she was
a sweet girl.

Uh

Yeah, that's her ass
you're thinking about,

not her obviously
depraved criminal mind.

Wham, bam,
steal the van.

We just need something.

Some kind of sign
to tell us to keep going.

Do we?

You know what, Eric?

I'm sure we're going
to get a sign.

In fact, oh, look,
I think Jimmy Wilson

is coming over
the hill right now

to give us a big deal.

Yeah, there he is.

Oh, look at that,
there's his bus,

and he's got a
scholarship for me.

Oh, no, wait.

I'm sorry,
that's a mirage,

because we're

in the middle
of the desert!

So, Tucson?

That's where
we're headed?

That's good.

DUSTIN:
No one's food here!

I just had the
wildest dream, man.

What are you doing?

Save me!

Look!

It's a lizard!

I just got violated
by a lizard, man.

Actually,
that felt kind of good.

Somebody's coming.

SWEET LOU:
All right, you guys hang back.

All right?

And hide Matt.

Come here, buddy.

Nice ass!

WOMAN: Hey.

I'm on my way
to Tucson.

Climb in.

* Circling your head *

* Contemplating everything
You ever said *

What's up?

Hi. How are you?

Real good.

Sweet Lou!

Nice catch, man.

ERIC: All right,
so listen,

I'll check you guys
later, all right?

* Back off, we'll take you on *

* Headstrong to take on anyone *

* I know that you are wrong *

* Headstrong, we're headstrong *

* Back off, we'll take you on *

* Headstrong to take on anyone *

* I know that you are wrong *

* And this is not
Where you belong *

* I can't give everything away *

* I won't
Give everything away **

Uh-uh.

That ain't
going to happen.

What? Come on.

Do you work out?

Can we sit down
and talk about it?

Bam! Bam!

Yeah, what's up?

What's going on, man?

Remember me from...

Yeah, the skate shop, right?

Skate shop. Exactly.

He's with me.

I'm with him.

So how's
everything going?

Yeah, really good.

So this is crazy, huh?

Yeah, it is pretty insane.

Um, listen, I know your schedule
and everything like that

has got to be pretty nuts,

but, you know,
if you have like five minutes,

could you just check this out?

It's a little tape
me and my friends put together.

Maybe you could
pass it on to Jimmy.

Dude, I've got so much shit
on my plate

that seriously,
the last thing I need right now

is looking at some random
"sponsor me" tape,

so sorry about that.

That's cool.

I mean, I figured
I'd give it a shot.

Give me the tape.

Of course I'll watch it.

I'm not that big of a dick.

Thanks. That's great.

Cool.

You talking shit about me?

Jamie, do you really
want to do this now?

I mean, at least have the balls
to say it to my face.

Okay, Jamie,
I'm saying it to your face.

I don't want you here.

Okay?

The last thing
I need on this tour

is some haggard-ass chick

lurking around.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Just take it easy, man.

What

Yeah, relax.

I mean, she doesn't
need you insulting her.

If you wanted me
to watch your tape,

you pretty much ruined that,
so...

Thanks.

Hey, so that was
pretty harsh, huh?

I think I can
take care of myself.

No, I figured that.

I mean, you know,
I can tell, but...

you know, everybody
could use a little backup

once in a while.

Want to get out of here?

You serious?

DUSTIN:
I don't think
anybody's home.

All right,

let's just get in
and out real fast, okay?

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hey, Matt, don't
touch anything, okay?

Mirrored ceilings.

We've got this place
to ourselves, man.

Oh, black leather.

That's just how
Snoop would do it.

Oh...

Oh, come on.

Hey, ladies, uh...

I'm Jimmy Wilson.

Tonight you're going
to be my love slaves.

There it is.

Stop it for
five seconds.

All right, Jimbo,

just going to bust
a little switcheroo.

You hit play,

you're going to enjoy
the Super Duper team demo.

I've been holding it
for two days, dude.

It's about to go
downtown.

Oh, hey, that's
a good idea.

Why don't you take
a crap on his bus?

He would
appreciate that.

I got it. Let's go.

All right, dude, let's go.

I did it. Let's go.

Dude...

I might not get a piece
of Jimmy Wilson, man,

but he got
a piece of me.

Dude, that smells
like hermit crabs.

That was pretty amazing, Jimmy!

I'm so stoked.

I've been waiting
for two years

to pull that trick.

We got it on footage.
Check it out.

Let's see it.

Oh, no.

What the hell?

Please tell me that's not
your only copy of the tape.

Oh...

somebody broke the tour rule.

Don't worry about it.
I'll fix this.

Let's get out of here.

Who did number two
on the bus, man?

How many times
do I have to tell them?

No going number two on my bus!

You see?

ERIC: So, I don't know,

basically we've
been following

the Jimmy Wilson Tour
all over the country.

That's insane.

Yeah. It sucks.

I mean, I had this
whole thing planned out.

All we had to do,
get in front of him,

and it was so easy.

You know, he just
had to see us skate,

and he'd pick us up,

but of course,

we found a way
to screw everything up

and the whole thing
has turned into a disaster.

Yeah, well,
you can't argue with talent,

so just keep skating,

and someone will find you.

I know about these things.

You must.

I guess,
by the way things went down,

you guys have probably
been hooking up for a while now.

You think I'm into Bam
because he's on tour?

I don't know.

I thought that's how things went
around here.

Everyone hung out with the pros
and did their thing.

Tour slut at your service.

No, uh...

I didn't...

I really didn't
mean it like that.

I...

It's just, you know,
you're super cute.

I mean, I'd throw myself
under the wheels of Jimmy's bus

to get a chance to be
with a girl like you.

You're sick! You're sick!

That's sick!

Hey, guys.

I know you.

DUSTIN: Dude...?

Eric, check it out.

We just
got on Jimmy Wilson's bus,

and Matt took a big crap on it.

Dude, I don't know

if it was the stroganoff
or what, but I was like...

Stop. Wonderful.

These are my friends
by default

and not by choice,

and we're leaving
right now,

so let's go.

All right. See you.

Bye, friends.

Sometimes Eric
looks like He-Man.

Sure.

So, what's up?

Oh, uh-uh.

Let's go.

Excuse me, sorry.

Excuse me, guys.

I've got a code brown I've got
to wrestle down to the ground.

Oh, my God!

There she is, boys.

What do we
do now, man?

I don't know, dude.

Look at this guy.

Is this guy
going to stop?

Shit!

MATT: God, jackass!

Oh!

Whoa.

All right.

Man, those things
are awesome.

He's not playing piano
anytime soon, man.

* Here's the weight of the world
On my shoulders *

Guys, come on.

Come on, come on!

* On my shoulders *

Come on!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go!

Come on!

Kick the thing!
Come on!

* 'Cause I found a way *

* To steal the sun
From the sky *

* Long live that day *

* That I decided to fly *

* From the inside **

Hey, you all right?

They didn't see it.

But I sure did.

I'm sick and tired
of you punks

thinking you can skate

wherever the hell
you feel like.

Um, sir, we're
at a skate demo.

Smart-ass.

You know, I could
have you guys arrested--

Come here--

but for once,

I'm going to have
you skaters

take care of your
own mess.

Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop.

Have fun, girls.

So to recap,

we smell like turds,
we have no car,

no Jimmy Wilson,

and I'm broke.

I guess you can
call me stupid.

Hey, stupid.

Don't worry
about it, man.

This is the part

where Eric Rivers
jumps up

and angels
descend from heaven,

sustaining
one long note,

and he says, "Team meeting."

Does he have a plan?
I bet he has a plan.

He has a plan,

so we all
run over there,

and he goes,
"This is our last shot."

Bleargh!

It's over.

What?

Wait, he's giving up?

What the hell else
do you want me to do, huh?

I'm fricking one step away
from being somebody's stalker.

You guys should
have just stayed home,

not listened to a word I said.

My fault.

Whoa, let's get
one thing straight here.

I followed you here
because you got balls...

and because
Sandy's dad

was about to rip mine off,
but...

seriously, man.

If it wasn't for you,

we'd still be
sitting at home.

Dude,
I'd still be on your couch.

Don't push me!

Hey, man,

I'm trying to tell you
we're having fun, bro.

For real, man.

We're on an adventure.

No.

No, we're
on a train wreck.

This is a revolving
nightmare.

A revolving nightmare
is us still in Chicago

not trying

to do anything
with our lives.

Yeah, Eric,
let me tell you something.

The $736.18

I've spent since
I've been here?

Worth it.

You have that down
to an exact--

Yes, worth it.
Every penny.

Look at us, man.

We're not losers anymore, man.

We're a team.

We're Super Duper.

Fucking assholes.

Come on,

don't be sad.

Hey!

Hey, what's going on?

You might want
to stand back

about 40 feet.

Oof. Wow.

Yeah, look,
I'm a little ripe right now.

Um, so listen,

are you guys going
up to Santa Monica?

No, we weren't going to.

Why?
What's going on in Santa Monica?

Oh, it's the Pro Jam.

If you guys
are pro or sponsored,

you can skate.

Really?

Um, I could try
to help you guys out.

Maybe go with you...

All right.
That'd be great.

Come here, man.
Team meeting.

Excuse us.

What's up?

Give me five seconds.

What?

In the name
of all things holy,

please.

You feel this vibe?
You feel the pulse?

How we're all sharing
one heartbeat,

like a herd of elk?

We finally accumulated
something of a team vibe

over there.

Do not ruin it.

What, you don't want
to bring a girl?

No, man!

Where's the van, dude?

They're all cute, and...

the horns come out.

No.

Rules are rules.

Yeah, but where's
the van?

Where's our car?

Maybe she has a car.

Dude, she's
a good girl.

Trust her.

And she's sexy, man.

Guys, I'm right here.
I can hear you.

Hi.

It's cool.

I mean, whatever, you know?

You guys just do your thing.

Seriously, I don't want
to interrupt your team vibe.

But you're not.
You're not, though.

That's the thing.

No, no, I get it. I totally...
I get it.

It's no big deal,

so, you know, I just hope
I see you guys at the beach,

and see you.

Jamie, it's
nothing personal.

It's just rules.

SWEET LOU:
You are such
a dumb-ass.

Dude, I'm so hungry,

one of my ribs

is poking
through the skin.

I would literally kill
for a night in a real bed.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Well, look who's got

a nice,
comfy S.U.V.

A nice "suv." Hmm.

ERIC: What do we
do now, Matt?

It's time to meet the clowns,
man.

DUSTIN:
Guys, what are we doing
in a clown college?

Matty!

Hey, Mom.

We missed the hell
out of you!

Those are Matt's parents?

They really
are clowns.

Ooh. You reek.

Hey, Dad.

Matt?

Ah. What's up?

You smell funky.

Wait, don't tell me.
Give me a second.

I'm really
good at this.

I'm covered in shit.

Now, why the sudden visit?

Why haven't you called?

I don't know.

You know,
I guess I'm still kind of bitter

from when you guys abandoned me

my senior year
in high school

and ran off
to join a circus.

I see.

I'm sorry.

No, we're sorry, son.

We're sorry

we tried to push you
through clown college.

Sorry about a lot
of other things.

There's more to life than a pie
in the face for you,

and we accept that.

I've been so pissed off
at you guys

for running off

and getting into this
whole clown thing...

but I think
I get it now.

You guys are just trying
to make yourselves happy.

There are
things in life

that just
aren't that easy,

but the important thing

is you're out there,
you're trying.

You're a man now.

We're proud of you.

I love you, Dad.

I got him!

What's up?

Bang.

I can't believe
you're Matt's sister.

Me either.

So you want to, uh...

"You want to..."

Do you want to learn
how to throw a pie?

Bet you never turn down pie.

* Waitin' all night
Not a call in sight *

* I got the bait
But I got no bite *

* It's too bad about your girl *

* She doesn't look
Like she's much fun *

* It's too bad
You got a date tonight *

* 'Cause you're lookin'
Like you're the one **

DUSTIN: Ooh.

Oh, no.

Nice.

DUSTIN: Wow, Matt,
you look different.

Looking good, stud.

I see you've
taken a lesson

from the Sweet Lou.

Thought I'd clean up
a little bit.

Yeah, well, welcome
to the human race,

my friend.

I think you'll
like it here.

Thank you, guys,

for letting us
crash here

and eat your food

and the clothes

and letting us
take a shower,

and thanks for the truck.

We're always here for you, son.

I love you, Dad.

I love you too, son.

Okay.

I love you, Mom.

Matt!

Mom...

I'm not going to be
needing these.

You can't blame
a mom for trying.

MATT: Bye!

Great.

Yo, check it out.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Aw, hell, no.

Get out of my business

before we bust a cap
in your ass, fool.

Yo, that's right.

Hey, yo, this is a professional
skateboarding event, dog.

It don't include you.

You want to step,
bitch?

Let me tell you
how we do it,

okay?

Booyah!

In your grill, dog.

Keep it rolling, crackers.

Keep going.

Keep walking!

* I woke up, it was 7:00 *

* I waited till 11:00 *

* Just to figure out
That no one would call *

* I think
I've got a lot of friends *

* But I don't hear from them *

* What's another night
All alone *

* When you're spending every day
On your own? *

* And here it goes *

* I'm just a kid
And life is a nightmare **

All right,
get me a kid.

Okay.

Wait, what?

Just get me a kid.

Hey. Eric Rivers.

Yeah, and this
is, uh...

little Timmy

from Create-A-Wish
Foundation.

He wants to see us skate

before his
head explodes.

I'm not a little kid!

Come on, guys.

You know you can't skate
unless you're preregistered,

which...

you are.

Here you go.

It worked?

* It's so cold
With my stomach turning *

* I was hiding away from myself
Away from you *

* Like nothing *

* But something
Was terribly wrong *

Dude, that's her!

* I was only waiting
For the right time *

* The right moment
For you to look away *

* Though you never did
I pretended for awhile *

* So I could walk
Where I don't belong *

* And I remember
Every word you said *

* Come back, dear time
Come back *

* And I remember
A soul painted *

* So pitiful, so pitiful *

* But I know *

* As I hammered those nails
Into your beautiful hands *

* Your eyes
They tried to search for mine *

* But I look away **

You go, girl!

Whoo!

She's bad!

Let's hear it
for the Dream Team!

Give it up!

Yeah!

So I put you
and your friends

on the list.

Figured if you
could get out here,

you shouldn't be stopped
by paperwork.

I think I love you.

You don't have a problem
with chick skaters?

No.

Why

You shouldn't.

I'm sorry about everything.

About, um...

I was so caught up
in my own trip,

you know,

I totally
didn't see you

for who you were,
so...

Who am I to you?

I don't know,

but...

I really want
to find out.

Find out.

Yeah?

* It's not that easy *

* It's not that hard *

* To find a reason to carry on *

We're up next.

All right, this is it.

No matter
what happens,

I'm so glad

that you guys
stuck with me.

I'm glad we did this together.

We've had a ride,
all right.

That we have.

Bro, you got me
out of your garage,

you got me
talking to the clowns again,

chicks are starting
to look at me...

That's because

you don't smell
like anus anymore.

I'm pretty pissed
that I'm broke,

but it was definitely
worth the money

to be here,

even if we choke
out there.

I love you, Eric.

Ow!

Why did you do that?

I'm psyching
you up, dude.

All right, Sweet Lou.

Could you psych me up

a little softer
next time?

Sweet Lou,

my sister wanted me
to give you this.

It's her nose.

All right, boys.

Get on it.

Santa Monica,
it is time to get busy,

because next up,
we have four cats

that you
might not have heard of.

They are Eric Rivers,
Dustin Knight,

Matt Jensen,
and Sweet Lou Singer,

and you know what?

If you haven't heard
of these kids,

guess what.

We are all in the same boat,

but they are here,
they're ready to get busy.

That's right.

They are representing
Super Duper Skateboards.

Let's take it to the street.

* I think you bit off
More than you could chew *

* And now it's time
To make a choice *

* And all I want to hear
Is your *

* So follow the leader down *

* And swallow your pride
And drown *

* When there's no place
Left to go *

* Maybe that's
When you will know *

* Follow the leader down *

* And swallow your pride
And drown *

* When there's no place
Left to go *

* Maybe that's
When you will know *

* And foolish lies *

* Well, can't you see
I tried to compromise? *

* And what you said, now *

* And what I do
To get through to you *

* But you'd only do it again *

* So follow the leader down *

* And swallow your pride
And drown *

* When there's no place
Left to go **

Oh, God.
What's up?

Just keeping
an eye out

for something
special.

You see something
you like?

Maybe.

Oh, my God.

What's up, dog?

Didn't I tell you
to break out, fool?

I just don't
like you, fool.

Bounce.

You know what?

What?

You and me.

Oh, hells yeah!
Get him, dog!

MATT:
He's going to hand you
your ass, punk.

You going to take
that side?

All right.

* I never knew
That a kid like me *

* Could take his mike
Around the world *

* And flash the big S.D. *

* And rock the masses
From Madrid to Calabasas *

* Tijuana, Mexico
Bootleg demos in Tokyo *

* They know me though
'Cause I be puttin' in work *

* Commit my life to rebirth *

* Well respected
'Cause that's my word *

* And I'm sure you heard *

* About a new sound
Going around *

* She might have left my hood
But she was born in my town *

* You didn't know *

* Thought we was
New on the scene *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I know you know
I see you smiling at me *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not *

* Here comes
The boys from the South *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not
How you like me now? *

* I say, we rep the South
so what you talking about? *

* I'm not running off my mouth
I know this without a doubt *

* 'Cause if you know
These streets *

* Then these streets know you *

* When it's time
To handle business *

* Then we know what to do *

* Me and my crew, we stay true
Old school or new *

* Many were called
But the chosen are few *

* We rise to the top
What you want? *

* Just in case you forgot *

* Rush the stage, grab my mike
Show me what you got *

* You didn't know *

* Thought we was
New on the scene *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I know you know
I see you smiling at me *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not *

* Here comes
The boys from the South *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not
How you like me now? *

* I say, boom
Here comes the boom *

* Ready or not *

* Here comes
The boys from the South *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not
How you like me now? *

* Is that all you got? *

* I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

* I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got?
I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got?
I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got?
I'll take your best shot *

* I'll take your best shot
I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got?
I'll take your best shot *

* I'll take your best shot
I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

Booyah!

* I never knew
That a kid like me *

* Could take his mike
Around the world *

* And flash the big S.D. *

* And rock the masses
From Madrid to Calabasas *

* Tijuana, Mexico
Bootleg demos in Tokyo *

* They know me though
'Cause I be puttin' in work *

* Commit my life to rebirth *

* Well respected
'Cause that's my word *

* And I'm sure you heard *

* I never knew
That a kid like me *

* Could take his mike
Around the world *

* And flash the big S.D. *

* And rock the masses
From Madrid to Calabasas *

* Tijuana, Mexico
Bootleg demos in Tokyo *

* They know me though
'Cause I be puttin' in work *

* Commit my life to rebirth *

* Well respected
'Cause that's my word *

* And I'm sure you heard *

* I'll take your best shot
I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I'll take your best shot *

* Is that all you got? *

* Well, it's all right
It's all right *

* I'll take your best shot
I'll take your best shot *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not *

* Here comes
The boys from the South *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not
How you like me now? *

* I say, boom
Here comes the boom *

* Ready or not *

* Here comes
The boys from the South *

* Boom, here comes the boom *

* Ready or not **

Man!

I've never seen
anything like that.

Seriously, your batwing,
dude, that was...

Yo, dog.

You know,
I always be up in your business,

but, you know...

that was tight, dude!

You crazy, dog!

Hey, sorry
about what I said.

That's all right.

Hey, 40s on me,
everybody!

Yo, but we're still
taking your girl.

That's not going to happen.

Take her, dude.

All right, man. Hey, peace.

Peace out.

See you guys.

Seriously...

that was awesome.

Thank you.

I've never seen
skating like that.

Hey!

That counts for something, huh?

Hell, yeah, it does.

Oh, by the way, guys,

I think I'm done
playing the field.

Yeah, right.

No, Sweet Lou's
in love.

It's crazy, I know.

They're clowns.

You were so good!

I didn't know you could
skateboard like that.

You're all really great.

Hey, I don't think
Jimmy saw us.

DUSTIN:
Sorry, man.

ERIC:
I've got to get back
to my dad's shop

and mix some paint.

Have you talked
to Jamie lately?

Yeah, I got a hold of her
last weekend.

She was up in Toronto somewhere.

It's just so freaking hard
to track her down

when she's here, there,
and everywhere.

Oh, oh, oh.

Dude, Sweet Lou
called me yesterday.

No way.

Yeah.

How's he liking the circus?

He's loving
the circus.

I can't believe

that dude's
in the circus

with my sister.

Yeah, he's pulling
her finger

as we speak.

Seriously, though,

I mean, you can't say
this wasn't a good summer.

Dude, I mean,
we tried,

and that's more

than most people
can say.

No way!

Whoa.

Hey, guys.

We've been looking
everywhere for you.

I brought someone
who wants to meet you.

So I saw this tape on my bus,

and Jamie here sat me down
and made me watch it.

I realized you were
the same guys

pulling some sick stuff
out in Santa Monica.

He found a tape
on the bus.

What do you know?

Would you guys
like to join me on tour?

What?

Yes, we will.

Let's go.

MATT:
Let's do it, man!

So...

what's up?

Find out.

Rivers, seriously,

please, while
we're young.

You know, bro, I know
your board's all cracked up,

but you've got to start
spending money,

because money-spending's good.

Oh, Eric!

Good to see you, bro.

Big love.

You too, bro. You too.
Hey, listen,

I'm going to need
a bunch of my decks.

Yeah, I could do that.

Cool, cool.

Dude, it's Eric Rivers,
here in person.

"Rivers."

Cool, dude.

Hey, man, I saw your demo
down in Springfield.

You're awesome.

Cool, thanks.

You got a pen,
real quick, dude?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Cool.

Your board's
pretty thrashed.

There you go.

Thanks, Greg.

We are the dopest
shit in the movie.

Ladies...

Aah!

Brr.

All right,
real quick, real quick.

See you in
the bean suit.

Dude, I'm dropping
pebbles.

Here we go,
and action.

Can I make
a suggestion?

Yeah.

Yo, why don't you direct
your way to the 40s,

all right?

We've got
to redo that.

How's Mountain Gleebin
and Mountain Globin?

* Casey La Scala *

* Just for a dollar *

How big you want me to go, dude?

I didn't recognize you
in the, uh...

in the bright lights, you know?

Oh, crikey.

She sure was
a slippery one.

Sweet Lou!

* We rode across that bridge
All night *

* We talked our way
Through city lights *

* Traced all the lines *

* We're killing time
Under those buzzing signs *

* From downtown
To anywhere but here *

* Tonight, yeah, I swear *

* To these rooftops *

* And just hoped that car
Would never stop *

* And I swear
It's the last time *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* And we'll walk in circles
Around this whole block *

* Walk on the cracks
On the same old sidewalks *

* And we'll talk
About leaving town *

* And we'll talk about leaving *

* I swear it's the last time *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* We drove around this place
All night *

* Past closed signs
And familiar sights *

* We're moving by
Passing time *

* Counting those center lines *

* With 20,000 lines left to go *

* That lead to somewhere
I don't know *

* It might be the time
That we leave this all behind *

* And I swear
It's the last time *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* And we'll walk in circles
Around this whole block *

* Walk on the cracks
On the same old sidewalks *

* And we'll talk
About leaving town *

* And we'll talk about leaving *

You think we're going
to have a sequel, or what?

Do you think we're going
to do a sequel to this?

I heard you're not in it,
so I don't know.

I can't talk about it.

* And there's been a few times *

* That we thought
It felt right *

* To take the westbound signs *

* And just leave town tonight *

* And I swear
It's the last time *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* And we'll walk in circles
Around this whole block *

* Walk on the cracks
On the same old sidewalks *

* And we'll talk
About leaving town *

* Yeah
We'll talk about leaving *

* I swear it's the last time *

* And I swear
It's my last try *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* We drove around this place
All night *

* Past closed signs
And familiar sights *

* We're moving by
Passing time *

* Counting those center lines *

* With 20,000 lines left to go *

* That lead to somewhere
I don't know *

* It might be the time
That we leave this all behind *

* And I swear
It's the last time *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* And I swear it's my last try *

* And we'll talk
About leaving town *

* And we'll talk
About leaving town **

Peace out! Oh-ho!