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C'hello!

Hey!

I'm here to check the meter.

Damn, that was a long week.

I'm gonna go shower
flight 756 off me now.

Yeah, I thought I smelled
some extra leg room on you.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, I finally broke the
ice with the doorman.

He gave me a nice little salute
when I came in the lobby tonight.

No, no. Your...

You don't talk to the
people in the lobby, do you?

Of course, I talk to the people.

No, no, no, no. You're...

We're supposed to be
invisible in this building,

not be all Chatty
McNice-Guy to them.

- No, no.
- But I am Chatty McNice-Guy.

Relax. I'm also Chatty
McOver-Tipper-Guy.

The boys say hey. They wanna
know when you're comin' back.

Yeah? Even Wyatt?

'Cause he was not buyin'
what I was selling.

Come on, he's 14.

Plus, you know, he's
a little tricky.

In fact, I should call him,
he's got a thing about planes.

Nah, they all loved you.
Homer, Tate, and Wyatt.

Hey, Wyatt Earp! I landed.

Yeah, I know. I tracked the
plane. Why didn't you call me?

Well, I just now got
to Carrie's. Say hey.

Hey, Wyatt. How's it goin'?

Good. Dad, turn back the phone.

Next time, text me. Okay?

Yeah, buddy, I will. I
love you... He's gone.

All right.

Do you want a glass of wine?
I want a glass of wine.

Hey, look, just don't
take it personally

- 'cause he's 14, like I said.
- I know.

All right? Should've
seen me at 14.

And 16 and 24. Plus, he's
only known you for a week.

No, I get it. I get
it. And he's 14.

Who's that?

Building management.

What?

- Fuck.
- Don't move.

That.

What is that?

"Tenant in apartment 18F

"has exceeded the building's
30-day guest limit

per building policy."

Ya had to talk to the people.

It's my nature.

Now we have no place to live.

Unless

- we could go back to my...
- Nope.

I was gonna say no.

This is New York style
at its very best.

I am shocked my client's
even open to renting it.

But I can't shoot in
Bangkok in September

unless the motorcycle chase
takes place on the water.

You have a whole roof
deck with a private pool.

The point is, it's wet. Let's
rethink the one-liner again.

What do you think, Ravi?

Ryan, can you give
us some time alone

so we can feel the space?

Whatever you need.

I'll be showing another
unit down on 17.

But "Eh"? It's $37,000 a month.

What exactly is your problem?

Giza is too hot in September,
and Bangkok is too wet.

Okay, listen, you
cut-rate Spielberg.

- Hello.
- I meant the problem with this apartment.

Is this really the best
New York has to offer?

No. No, I showed you the
best five properties ago.

It's been three weeks
of showing you the best.

Agreed.

But here's the plot twist.

If I had taken the
best three weeks ago,

I wouldn't have these
wonderful afternoons with you.

That's very romantic. I thought
you only made action movies.

You want action?

Seema?

Seema?

Seema?

I have never done this
with a client before.

Please, get up!

Not before you tell me if
there will be a sequel.

- Seema!
- What am I gonna say?

- Say I took the apartment.
- Okay.

He'll take the apartment.

What is up with the hair?

The central air in
there is insane.

Well, we do what we have
to do to close the deal.

So you have any
fun plans tonight?

I'm workin' a double
shift at Scout.

Double shift. So, what does that
mean, twice as many French fries?

I do more than make fries, Mom.

Oh, yeah? What, do
ya flip burgers?

I knew this wasn't
just a casual coffee.

Just say it.

Fine.

I wonder if you have
given any more thought

to the summer program
in Costa Rica.

You could practice your Spanish,
and learn to surf, and pick up some

college credits along the way.

- It sounds great to me.
- Well, then you do it.

- I'll help ya fill out your application.
- Honey,

I just want you to have options.
These are important years.

You need to figure
out your path.

Well, you didn't figure out your
path till you were what, 56?

Yeah, so give me
another 38 years.

Do you see how fast you
did that in your head?

Math has always been
your best subject.

- Mom, you gotta back off.
- I know, I know.

I'm sorry. I will.

But how can Lily help
with Brady's situation?

He has slapped me with a gag
order on anything college related.

And Lily's so driven, I thought
maybe if they got together,

she'd rub off on him.

You know? Osmosis!

I'll ask, but I can't
make any promises.

Charlotte,

my only child is making
French fries for a living.

I don't want his life's achievement
to be mastering the crinkle cut.

Okay. I'll see what I can do.

Thank you.

Hello!

Why did I just run into the guy
from Grubhub down in the lobby?

I thought we had an
agreement, only once a week.

Well, you're late from
work and I'm in a crisis

so Rock is in charge of dinner.

I may have over-ordered.

What's the crisis?

I was just informed that
the caterer that I hired

for my Meet Herbert
Wexley political event

is suspected of using real pork
in their Szechuan dumplings.

This from Cy Hoffman's wife,
Cis, whose only proof is,

"They're just too
delicious to be Kosher."

I'm helping Dad find
another caterer.

Yeah, 'cause you weren't here.

Well, my boss asked me to stay and
help with the new installation.

So, what? Kasabian
thinks he can just ask

someone else's wife to
stay and do his bidding

till all hours of the night?

- Honey, it's 7:30.
- Yeah!

Dad, come eat. You're
kinda spinning out.

We have tacos, pasta,
pizza, edamame.

Baby, how would you feel about going
out to Brooklyn some night this week

and visiting Brady at Scout?

Why? We haven't hung out since
that ski trip when I was, like,

12 and he was 14.

Yeah, and he didn't leave his
sleeping bag the entire trip.

Well, 14 is tricky.

Anyway, Aunt Miranda just feels
that he's been having a rough time

and that you could motivate him into
getting back on the college track.

I'm supposed to tell
him to go to college?

- That's really awkward.
- Please, please. For me?

He'd give you free French fries.

That's what I forgot!

Lis?

- What?
- Were you asleep?

No, I was just sitting here
working. Why is it dark out?

Because it's eight o'clock and Gabby
just had Lucky Charms for dinner.

Sugar. I'm sorry.
It was a crazy day.

PBS is interested in making
my doc into a series.

So, as soon as I got Gabby home,
I came up to work on the treatment

and I just put my head
down for one second

and then I woke up
to your attitude.

You can't burn the candle at
both ends like we used to.

We're old now.

Not so much old as exhausted
from staying up till 2:00

working on a certain
candidate's guest list

for the event at
the Goldenblatt's.

Well, that would be
me, and I thank you.

Did you finalize it with
the campaign office?

No, I didn't. I was trying
to get my work done first.

- Is that allowed?
- Absolutely.

There's no need to be
passive-aggressive with me.

I'm not being passive-aggressive.
You know I wake up cranky.

A-ha!

So you are admitting
that you were asleep?

Yes, Hercule Poirot,
I was asleep.

Blissfully dreaming I was no
longer a wife or a mother.

- What are you doing?
- I'm getting ready for bed.

Gabby already ate
and I'm exhausted.

What about me?
What about dinner?

You know where the cereal is.

Oh, Nya!

- You're so big!
- Oh, Nya. Oh, God. Yeah.

Nya, you're so hot.

Don't stop! Don't stop!

- Oh, shit!
- Don't stop!

Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God, yeah!

- That was really fun.
- Oh, yeah.

Who knew great sex could show up
faster than my pad Thai did last night?

I guess everybody on Tinder
but, obviously, I'm a newbie.

Well, you're a quick study.

Thanks.

Now we get to look at our phones
without pretending we're not?

This shit just gets
better and better.

Hi. Yeah, someone just left this box in
my building next to some takeout menus.

Oh, man. What is
wrong with people?

I didn't know what
to do with them.

We're not an animal shelter.

You gotta truck that on up to
Anjellicle Cats on 49th Street.

Yeah, sorry. Ya know what?
I'll give you the address.

Has anyone ever told you you look
like that stand-up, Che Diaz?

Nope. You are the first.

I wonder whatever
happened to them.

I hear they're working at a
vet's office in Hell's Kitchen.

No fucking way! You're Che Diaz.

This is blowing my mind. So, are
you not doing stand-up anymore?

No, no, I am. Just gotta keep
a steady gig, too, ya know?

- Keeps me honest.
- Is that what it does?

- So, do you have any shows coming up?
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a
couple of gigs in the works.

And if you stop in again,
I'll let ya know when.

- I definitely will.
- You know what?

You can leave these babies here with
us. We will figure it out. Hey, Gabby?

Can you take these to the
back, please? Thank you.

Thanks, so much. I'm
Toby, by the way.

- See ya around, Toby.
- Yeah.

I haven't seen you flirt that hard since
Ilana Glazer brought her parakeet here.

I was not the only one flirting.

You know what you
gotta do now, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I know. I gotta get
a fucking comedy set together.

I was talking about finding
those kittens a home.

But yeah, that too.

Che, I'm here!

Do you love it?

- Do you want it?
- Where did that come from?

No one knows.

But, it fell asleep in one
of your shoes in the closet.

That's so cute, right?

That's cute. And manipulative.

Kitty, Carrie. Carrie, kitty.

I'm just holding
it. For a second.

You broke it, you bought it.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Hi.

Hey, what's all that stuff?

Old jokes and new jokes
I've been trying to write.

They all suck.

You're doing stand-up again?

Yeah, but just to
impress someone.

Well, why else would
anyone do stand-up?

Take this kitty, I gotta go.

I just came home to change for
dinner with Aidan and Seema

and to tell you that
Aidan talks to people,

so we got a kinda scary letter
from the building. I'm sorry.

Yeah. They emailed me.

Honestly, I was gonna kick you out
at the end of the month anyway.

Yeah, I'm actually making
enough at my job now

to almost live month to month.

It's the American Dream.

What's that, Kitty? What's that?

Oh, yes, you're still homeless.

Che, I can't have a
kitty without a home.

I already have an
Aidan without a home.

He's waiting for me around
the corner at a bar.

Okay, what the hell happened
in here that was so bad

he would rather wait at a
bar than even come upstairs?

A lot of...

a lot of stuff happened in here.

He just got really hurt.

So he's just never gonna
come back here again?

- How's that gonna work?
- Yeah. It's a problem.

Well, ya know what could
help with that? A kitten.

What about fostering?

'Kay, that's not a no.

- There they are.
- There who is?

I thought you and I
are having dinner.

We are, but I never
said exclusively.

- Read the contract.
- Oh, really?

Hello, beautiful.

Which one of us
are you addressing?

You.

- After you.
- No, after you.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Beautiful place.

Yeah. Isn't it special?

Carrie, Aidan, Ravi Gordi.

- Hi.
- How do you do?

- Pleasure.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

I hope I'm not about
to geek-out for nothing

but are you the Ravi Gordi
who directed "Nepal Kapow"?

- I am.
- No way!

- No f'ing way!
- What?

- Me and my boys love "Nepal Kapow."
- Oh, wow.

- Yeah.
- Not that many Americans know about it.

How did you find
out about the film?

Well, my middle son loves
action movies, anything action,

and he found that
awesome clip on YouTube

where the tigers jump
out of the freight train

and attack the soldiers.

I mean, God, we freaked out!

What are you doin' here?

Part of my next movie
is shot in New York.

Shall we order some wine?

Hell yeah, we should
order some wine!

I gotta text the boys and tell 'em I'm
with the guy that made "Nepal Kapow."

Give 'em my best.

You didn't tell me you
were bringing someone.

- Who is this guy?
- He's nobody.

He's not nobody, he
directed "Nepal Kapow."

So, another beautiful
dinner with you.

My pasta was overcooked.

Linguine al Limone
should've been al dente.

When you say the words like that, do
you think you're speaking Italian?

Because you're not.

This is speaking Italian: Quanti
altri pasti dobbiamo consumare

prima che tu mi
inviti a entrare?

Okay, show-off.
What does that mean?

"How many more meals do we have to
have before you invite me inside?"

Look, Giuseppe, you may not
know this about me, but I'm shy.

And I like to take things
very slowly. Very slowly.

Slow is one thing.

Five dinners with no dick is...

How do you say? Not very gay.

- Invite me inside, Tony.
- What's with the "Tony"?

No one's ever called me Tony.

I like it. Tony. Tony.

You be Tony, and I'll be Maria.

All right.

Invite me up.

Tonight.

Hey. Look, ya can't come up.

My ex's name is still on the
lease. We're not divorced yet.

The super, he's spying on me
for him. It's a whole thing.

Sounds like a bullshit thing.

I'm an old-fashioned kinda girl.

In fact, I should help
this nice old lady. 'Kay?

Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I give ya a hand?

Anthony, it's me, Edie.

I'm 57. I just
stopped dying my hair.

Edie. I'm sorry,
Edie. Good night!

Ciao, Bello-Botticelli.

You are still not
speaking Italian.

Go home, Maria.

I just wanna apologize. Like,
feel free to leave at any time.

Yeah, thanks.

You know how much I hate
spending time with charming,

worldly, handsome men
who know how to dress.

He's so wrong for me.

Really? Does he know that?

Because even with Aidan
practically humping him,

he can't take his eyes off you.

He's a movie director.

For three weeks in the back of
my car showing him apartments,

out of the corner of my eye, I
saw actresses all over the world

sliding into his DM.

Not to mention the girls
on TikTok with the...

Well, not sure I'm ever
gonna see Ravi again,

but I am definitely going
to request that character.

It's just for fun. It's sex.
He's not marriage material.

Who said anything
about marriage?

No one. Change the subject.

Oh, okay. New
topic: my apartment.

Good topic. What about it?

I've had an epiphany. I'm
ready to sell it and move on.

For real this time but it has to
be something truly, truly special.

You know? Something worth
giving up my jewel box.

Well, the most spectacular place
has showed up on the market.

Never mind. It's
way too big for you.

Well, how big is it? 'Cause
I do... I need more space.

Is this about Ravi's new
best friend out there?

Partly. Mostly. Partly.

Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!

It's two floors?

Yeah. I mean, Seema said it was a
lotta space and she wasn't kidding.

How many bedrooms?

It's four bedrooms,

three bathrooms.

It's extravagant, I know, but I
figured there's me, there's Aidan,

there's me and Aidan, and then,
you know, Aidan has three kids,

and plus I just have
a lotta clothes.

- You do.
- I do.

I have chills. I
can see you here.

Yeah, so can I.

Can ya see me here, too? 'Cause
I'm definitely moving in with her.

Does Aidan love it?

He hasn't seen it yet.
You're the first wave.

As we should be.

And I have some other news.

I would tell you to sit
down, but there's no chairs.

So, whether or not, you
know, this place is it,

I'm selling my apartment.

That is more shocking than the
four bedrooms, three baths.

- Are you really that sure, Carrie?
- Yeah. Yeah, I am.

You know, it hit me
the other day, like,

why am I holding onto it?

For what? You know? The man I
love won't set foot in there.

It's time. You know?

And it just feels right for
me, for us, for all of us.

I mean, even Kathy and
I, Aidan's ex-wife,

when I saw her down
there, we were fine, so...

Oh, God, I bet it's Seema.

Should I make an offer?
Am I making an offer?

- Yes!
- Really? Okay.

It's a Virginia number.

I guess they did find
the ding on that rental.

Oh well.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah.

I would be happy to.

Sure, yeah. Just text me where.

Okay. Bye.

- What was that?
- That was Kathy.

She's gonna be in town next
week for the fabric show

and wants to meet for coffee.
That's not weird, is it?

Yeah. So good.

You're so good.

"No, Nya. It won't be a problem that the
only bathroom is inside your bedroom."

Jesus fucking Christ.

Lily!

Morning, Aunt Miranda.

Yes, yes, I did know that
Lily slept over last night.

I guess they had a
lot to talk about.

Well, I'm not sure
how much talking

- they actually did.
- What do you mean?

I don't know how
to put this, but...

I'm fairly certain
they hooked up.

- What?
- Charlotte?

Everything okay?

Oh, yes. Christie's just
has me on hold again.

No, that is not possible.

She texted me that she
was sleeping on the couch.

Well, when I went over there
this morning to shower,

there was no sign
of couch-sleeping

and Lily was coming out
of Brady's bedroom...

But still, they're like cousins.

- She wasn't wearing pants.
- What?

No. No way. I cannot
imagine that happening.

I don't want to imagine it either, but
how else do you explain what I saw?

I mean, if they were having
a really deep conversation

into the wee hours.

Because that's what
horny teenagers do?

And then, she felt tired, so
she went to sleep on his bed!

So when do the pants come off?

In the middle of the night.
Who wants to sleep in pants?

- Next.
- Hi.

Could I get two tacos, corn?

I just think that if
nothing had happened...

- Protein?
- She would've had a very different look

on her face when I saw
her. Steak, please.

You know what? Maybe I should try
one of those plant-based things.

Yeah, I'm gonna try that.

Exactly what look did
she have on her face?

The look of a teenager who's
just been caught having sex.

Guacamole, salsa,
cheese. No rice, please.

No. There is no way. Brady
is not even her type!

What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing. Nothing.

I'm just thinking of all the guys
that she tends to have crushes on.

- I love Brady, you know that.
- Okay.

Anyway, Lily and I
talk about everything.

So if anything did happen, I'm
sure she will tell me about it.

Well, I did want her
to rub off on him, so.

- Next.
- I have no appetite.

The question is
if it did happen.

And I am still very
much in the "if" camp.

And if it did happen,
what does it mean?

Was it a one-time thing,
or are they a couple now?

And if they are, we all know
that someone's gonna get hurt.

If the new caterers
ask me one more time

if I need pigs in blankets
for the meet and greet...

What kind of kosher caterer
pushes pigs in blankets?

And then, when they do break up,

it's gonna be awkward
between me and Miranda.

Because of course, I'm gonna
have to take Lily's side!

No matter how you slice
it, this doesn't end well.

Unless they get married.

She could do worse.

I guess.

And they would have
the most beautiful

red-headed,
Chinese-Jewish babies!

But, oh, my God.

She would have Miranda
as her mother-in-law!

She could be a nightmare.

Or they could get really close,
and then I would feel left out.

Okay, I have a
real problem here.

Do you or don't you get a coat
rack for a party in the spring?

Nobody knows!

So, where's your wonderful wife
that Charlotte keeps raving about?

She's held up with work but
she'll be here any moment.

- Herbert. We should make the rounds.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yep. Thank you so much for
comin', Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman.

Please, it's Cy and Cis. And we're
looking forward to your remarks.

Cy, this dumpling.

Cis, please, stop.
It happened once.

No. That's just too good.

Have you met Anthony's
poet? He is adorable.

No, I have not.

- Hello!
- Hey. There he is!

- Hi, Aunt Carrie.
- Hi. He's my favorite.

Hi.

Brady, what a surprise! Are
you here to see Lily or Rock?

Or Lily and Rock?

Or they're just...

- They're both in the kitchen, so.
- Thanks. Yeah, I know my way around.

Oh, God.

They are definitely doing it.

There is no other reason
he would ever agree

to come to this thing
with me, no offense.

- Of course.
- Care for an hors d'oeuvre?

Doing what?

We have been trying to keep
you out of it but we are afraid

that Lily and Brady
might be having sex.

That's, like, hearing that two of
my stuffed animals are having sex.

Imagine how we feel.

I made it!

- Mark! Hi!
- Interestingly,

I used to date a woman who
lived in this building.

- 2F.
- I know her!

Looks like more rain
for the weekend.

Yeah? Bummer.

Everything okay?

Yeah, you should go now.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

Another time soon then?

Yeah, maybe.

Whatever.

I'll see ya later.

Hey, you!

- There she is! Hi.
- Hi.

I'm excited to meet the poet.

Word is he is capital A-dorable.

Don't get attached.
I'm ending it.

It finally dawned on me what he's
after and I will not be played.

Well, what do you think he's after
besides some hot iambic pentameter?

Oh, Carrie, you're so naive.

Two words: Green Card.

There you are. For you,
Tony. Olives and burrata.

I know you love
to say that word.

You can make me a plate,
doesn't make me your wife.

Meet Carrie. Good
friend, no hidden agenda.

- Would you like? No one touched yet.
- Hi.

Well, yes. Thank you. I would.

Prego.

She has oil paintings
of her dogs?

And the dogs are named Richard
Burton and Elizabeth Taylor?

Good. I was worried you and I
would have nothing to talk about.

- There you are.
- Oh, good.

Hide these under your jacket and
take them to the powder room.

Why is Mark Kasabian here?

'Cause you said
to invite people.

There's only one reason
a big macher like that

shows up at a nothin'
event like this.

Yes, because he is
friends with the Wexleys.

I am onto him, and
he is into you.

- The late-night art hanging.
- Again, it was 7:30.

The way he flirted with you at
the Wexley anniversary party.

This is ridiculous. Mark
is not interested in me.

All the girls at work say that
he has a thing for blondes.

Really?

My second wife was
a writer as well.

Wrote "The Big Book of Bikinis:
From Havana to the Hamptons."

Oh, rats, there
goes my bikini book.

So, have you ever been married?

I was.

Was your divorce as

classically awful as my first,
second, and soon-to-be third?

Actually, no.

It was a wonderful marriage.

To a wonderful man.

It ended far too soon.

Well, it was nice meeting
you, Mark. I'm heading out.

I shouldn't have brought
up the bikini book.

Idiot.

What about now? What
are they doing now?

I'd say it looks innocent enough.
I mean, they're just talking.

He just brushed her elbow.

Though I can't tell if it
was intentional or not.

Okay, switch.

Oh, my God.

Okay, now they're just on their
phones. Maybe you're right.

Now they're laughing.

It's unclear if they're
laughing at the same thing.

These breadsticks are so good!

- Amazing!
- I'm so glad we came and got them.

- They're so great!
- I mean...

I'm getting in
the car right now.

What? You're not
even in the car?

I'm sorry. I sat down to put my
shoes on and I must've fallen asleep.

Jesus Christ, Lisa!

Mr. Wexley, your fans are about
to start rushin' the stage.

I am so sorry.
Lisa's in the car now

and I would hate to start
before she gets here.

Because I love her so much, even
when she's very, very fuckin' late.

Good night. Thank
you for coming.

Good night. Thank you
so much for coming.

Thank you. Good night.

Is there a reason you
keep walking away from me?

I know what you're up to.

I've seen "90-Day
Fiancé," all 35 seasons.

It's obvious you
want a Green Card.

Why else would a gorgeous,
breathtaking young man like you

be chasin' after
someone like me?

Don't put yourself
down like that.

Oh, please, that
is so season 33.

I don't need a Green Card, Tony.

I have dual citizenship. My
mother was born in Buffalo.

- Really?
- Si.

Tell me that again in Italian.

I think we should just barge in.

But if we do barge in and catch
them, we will wish we knocked.

- But we did knock.
- But not very hard.

They may be getting busy,
but they're not deaf.

Also, Rock is M.I.A.

They're probably
just all in there

listening to music
on their headphones.

They do this all the
time. It drives me crazy.

Okay.

I'm doing it. Okay.

Hello!

- Okay, so then where are they?
- I don't know.

- There they are!
- Hey, guys!

Yeah, we weren't really
digging the food.

- So, we went to Roma, got a pie.
- Okay.

Smells good.

Well, whatever happened,
they seem fine.

That's it? You don't wanna know?

Miranda,

I had a lot of sex that my
mother did not know about

and everything worked out.

So, no. I don't wanna know.

- I can respect that.
- Hi, I'm here. I'm here.

- Thank God.
- So, so, so, so sorry.

- It's all fine.
- Where's Herbert?

- He's there.
- Okay.

She made it.

We wanna thank all of you who
stayed to hear Herbert speak.

Trust me, it is gonna
be worth your time.

Again, I apologize, honey.

- Yeah, great.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- You were on time for your PBS meeting,

but you fell asleep
before my thing.

Can we just talk
about this at home?

Oh, yeah, fine, sure. Okay.

He sees what is great
about our great city.

- And...
- How many times do you want me to say it?

- Not so great.
- You don't have to say it another time.

This is not the place.

And he has a plan to help.

You act like I did
this on purpose.

I still think you're being
very, very passive-aggressive.

- I'm not passive-aggressive.
- Right.

- I'm pregnant.
- Herbert Wexley.

Thank you. Thank you.
Harry, Charlotte.

I...

I...

just need a second to
collect my thoughts.

If you keep Kosher, I'd
steer clear of the dumplings.

I...

- Hey.
- Hi, Kathy.

Hi.

Hi. I was sure I was early,

and ya still beat me.

No, don't worry about
it, I'm always early.

To my dad, if you were
early, you were on time,

and if you were on time,
then you were late.

And if you were late?

- You're Aidan.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Never met a reservation he
couldn't miss by a good 10 minutes.

Anyway, I'm sure
you're really busy

so I'm just gonna jump
right in if that's okay.

No, no. I'm fine. Take
all the time you need.

Okay, so, after I met
you, I read your new book,

which was really moving.

Well, thank you.

So I realize that you, you know,
mine your personal life in your work,

which I completely respect.

But I hope you'll understand when I
ask you not to write about my boys.

Oh, okay. No, I do understand.

- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah, I mean,

even if you think it's
funny or flattering,

or even if you use a pseudonym, I
just don't feel comfortable with...

No, I get it. I get
it. Say no more.

I'm not a writer, so I don't even
know if you've thought about that.

But you will be spending
more time with them,

and believe me, they're gonna
give you a lot of material.

Especially Wyatt,

- our little puzzle.
- Yeah.

Well, actually, I am
thinking about them.

I have been. Not as material,
but I found a bigger apartment

that I'm planning on moving into
in case they ever wanna come up,

you know, on breaks
or a weekend.

Oh, okay. That's...

Yeah, so I'm glad we're able
to talk about all of this.

Me too.

Look, I really don't
wanna overstep here

but I know your
history with Aidan.

You know, you can't
hurt him again.

Kathy, I'm very well
acquainted with our history.

Yeah, good. But because you
know it's not just Aidan now.

It's my boys.

I know.

Do we have a waiter?

No. You have to go up
and get it yourself.

Okay, I can do that.

- Do you need anything?
- No, I'm good. Thanks.

- Okay.
- I have a black tea for Michael.

And it comes with
a key to the park.

A key? Just one?
What if you lose it?

I'm pretty good at keeping track
of things I care about these days.

That's it right there!

Yeah. Here, come on.

Look at that ironwork. This
place is a real beauty.

Wait till you see the inside.

Hello-hello-hello!

Apartment comes with
its own echo, it's big.

That's what I like about it.

There's, you know, there's
plenty of room for you

and three other Virginians you
might wanna bring up here sometime.

I mean, after they've known
me for more than a week.

And look at the ceiling height.
You'll never hit your head.

This is really something!

And to be clear, I'd be
getting rid of my old place.

Okay. You don't have
to do that for me.

But I want you to be happy.

I am happy.

I love it. I just...

This has to be your
decision, okay?

'Cause Gramercy Park is a
very different neighborhood

from what you're used to.

I know how attached you are
to that old neighborhood.

Maybe too attached.

Okay.

But you just have to be sure.

Are you sure?

Kathy told me I can
never hurt you again.

What?

I wasn't planning on telling you
but what do you think about that?

Man, I gotta have a talk
with her. All right?

- I never say anything about her boyfriend.
- No, Aidan. Aidan, no.

What do you think about that?

I think that this is now.

Different time, different place.

Are you gonna hurt
me? Of course.

And I'll hurt you and we'll
mix it up and we'll get pissy

but we'll work it out.

All right? 'Cause
life is short, right?

And we deserve to be
happy. That's what I think.

That's how I feel.

I know I wanna be with you.

I want everything
that goes with that.

No matter how many FaceTimes
that are turned away from me,

- I will not turn away from you.
- Good.

I'm sure about us, too.

I'm also sure if I don't
leave here 30 seconds ago,

I'm gonna miss my flight.

All right. All right, all right.

- Hey, lady. How are ya?
- I'm terrible.

I just found out the gay
guys that I sublet from,

they wanna move
back to New York.

Shit. Damn. Fuck.

- No.
- These dudes are gonna have

to physically drag
me out of here.

I mean, can you imagine anyone
ever wanting to leave this place?

- Actually, I can.
- Anyway, this is my Uber.

- I'll see you later. Okay.
- Okay. All right.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Seema, I want the apartment.

Yep, I'm sure.

All right. I'll
talk to you later?

Okay. Bye.

And just like that,

I went up the stairs
of my old apartment

without looking back.