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Ta-dah!
Look who it is.

Oh, this motherfucker.

Children,
do I got a doozy for you.

Baby Billy, what are you trying

to hit us up for now, man?

Lionel need gold baby teeth
or some shit?

Let me guess, this time,
you want a harem

full of professional
rub-and-tuggists from Thailand?

Y'all just dirty.

What, you want to ask
permission to sell tickets

for people to dig up
Mama's grave and do pee on her?

- Oh, God.
- That ain't right.

Now all three y'all
about to look like

a bunch of smiling dickheads
with the news I got.

What you got, Uncle Baby Billy?

I'm friends with Dusty Daniels,

the Slick Bandit himself.

I partied with his ass
over in Monaco

after my second bankruptcy.

- Eight, seven, six...
- Gonna get us all, Y2K!

Five, four, three, two, one!

That Y2K shit didn't happen,

so we partied
our dicks off that night.

Me, and Dusty Daniels,
and Gene Hackman

lost our fucking minds, man.

The actor Gene Hackman?

Well, it was either him
or some unfortunate fella

who looked just like him.

Gene, Gene, Gene!

It's Gene fucking Hackman!
Whoo!

We went hard, everybody talking

about the end of the world.

Felt like God was giving us
a second shot.

- Get it, Gene!
- Get it, Gene!

So we took some shots,
a whole bunch of 'em.

We found an after-party.

We hung out for a bit.

Wait, hold up.
Did you fuck Dusty Daniels?

I doubt it.
But you never know.

Y2K.

We threw caution
to the wind, boy.

So y'all for sure touched dicks.

Well, we might have
touched dicks.

Look, that ain't the important
part of the story.

I put in a good word
for y'all with Dusty.

Now he's getting bored
with the Simkins crew.

Says they whine too much
about their dead parents.

I think that door might
still be open for you now.

Okay, I'll bite.

What do we have to do
to get him back?

Well, you know how old Dusty
likes himself a competition.

So it seemed like the best bet
would be for y'all

to prove your worth
by going head to head

with the Simkins family

on the premier episode of
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."

- Oh, God.
- Ha, the winner gets Dusty!

Imagine that,
two famous Christian families

just duking it out for Dusty.

Come on, again with
this "Bible Bonkers" bullshit?

Give it up.

If you want Dusty back,

green light my fucking show.

Pew, pew.

Whoo-whee, sucker.

Jesus.

Son of a...

So what we coming here for?

Well, I gotta use
their coin counting machine.

There's maybe... I don't know...

right there,
30 bucks right there.

30 bucks won't even get us
half a tank of gas.

Well, that's half a tank more

than we got right now,
smart guy.

All we gotta do is get
to the Gemstones.

You need to learn
the value of a dollar.

- Have fun.
- Come on.

Let's go do the Coinstar
together, huh?

Maybe get you a candy bar,

depending on how much
we got left, but...

You do the coins.
I don't need a candy bar.

I'll stand watch.

All right.

I appreciate you, Chuck.

You're a good boy,
standing up with your pa

while the rest of the world
turns their backs.

You know,
you're all I've got left.

I love you, buddy.

I love you too, Pa.

What?

12.38?
God damn it.

Chuck!

Chuck!

Authorities are still searching

for this person of interest.

Peter Montgomery, 64,

had rented the truck
with the bomb.

It's still unknown whether he
escaped or died in the blast.

We will continue to follow
this story as it develops.

How come they ain't said
nothing about Chuck, Mama?

Why do you think?

'Cause there ain't
nothing left of him.

- Oh, don't say that.
- Let's stay positive.

Chuck, poor, poor Chuck.

Daddy.

Psst, Daddy.

Remember how we were
talking about how

we were doing "Bible Bonkers"?

We need to get two more members
to round out our team.

We were hoping
to get some ringers.

We were thinking, maybe you
be one of our team members,

maybe, you know,
Big Karl or Aunt May-May.

What the hell
is he talking about?

Baby, maybe out
of respect for Chuck, we just...

Oh, no, that's the thing,
though, Amber,

was we were gonna ask Chuck
'cause he is a huge Bible nerd,

but it's like, obviously, now...

So now we have to settle
for Karl or May-May.

Still good choices.
- That's enough.

Hey, y'all, let's do it
for Chuck, you know?

If he's dead like the news
is making it

really, really seem like he is,

he would want us
to win Dusty back.

He would.

- My son!
- Mama?

We could do
an in memorandums title card

in the credits for him.

- In memorials.
- It's "in memoriam."

- The memoriams?
- Dad, that would be sick.

To Chuck.

How many times have you heard me

give that speech?

Something about this time
that even some Hebrews

came up to me.

Oh, looky here.

Boys, boys, boys,
are we doing chuckles?

Simkins, I really hope
you've enjoyed your time

with the Slick Bandit.

We'll see where old Dusty lands
after my family

whips your family's ass
on "Bible Bonkers."

Better hush that cussing, Jesse,

lest ye want another white slap.

Don't you know who you
are up against, Jesse?

Vance here knows the entire
New Testament by heart.

His biblical knowledge
runs deep.

Hell, my family's biblical
knowledge runs deep too.

Your family don't stand
a chance, Jesse.

We're gonna humiliate you
on "Bible Bonkers"

on your own network.

Let all your followers
see how far

the mighty Gemstone empire
has fallen.

They're all gonna leave you.
Even God will forsake you.

Son of a bitch.

No acts of violence will be
tolerated in the chambers.

A black slap
will be administered if so.

- What the hell's a black slap?
- You get naked for that one.

I dare you.
Get the black slap.

Boys, boys.

Save it for the quiz show.

Fine, the quiz show
it shall be saved for.

Can't wait.

- Jesse.
- Jesse, Jesse.

You keep on truckin'.

Don't you tell me how to walk.

I truck everywhere I walk.
- Uh-huh.

This'll be your face
at the quiz show.

Oh, yeah?
How about this?

How's that?

Yeah, don't get dizzy
on your way out.

They took my son away from me.

And what now?

What am I supposed to do now?

I don't...

Lord.

Lord Jesus.

I am in my darkest hour.

I am but a lost sheep

in the need of a shepherd, please.

Please give me a sign,
Lord Jesus.

Please.

I'm gonna...

Oh, shoot.

I will not fear the terror
of the night,

nor the arrow that flies by day,

nor the pestilence
that stalks the darkness,

nor the plague
that destroys the midday.

Dear Lord, you are
our fortress and our refuge.

Amen.
- Amen.

Crying won't do no good, son.
Stay strong.

The Lord's will shall be done.

Hello, Mama.

Karl.

Chuck, Chuck!

Chuck, you're alive!
- Thank you, God.

Chuck, oh, my gosh!

Oh, Chucky!
- Thank you.

- Oh, my God, Chuck!
- My son!

Oh!

- Mama.
- Oh, Chuck.

Oh!

The Lord has delivered him
back to us.

Actually,
I just hitchhiked here.

That explosion was meant
for y'all Gemstones.

Chuck saved you.

I made sure
there were no people nearby

when I set it off.

I needed to break away.

I started to realize it
right after you left, Karl.

Why were you, like,
super mean to us

the whole time
we were held captive?

I didn't want y'all
to die or get hurt.

I just wanted Pa
to get that money.

I thought y'all could afford it.

I'm sorry, cousins.

Uncle.
I know it ain't no excuse.

But I am sorry.

I have to admit,
you keeping us from blowing up

in an explosion is a pretty
good way to make it up to us.

Very thoughtful.
- Creative too.

Well, I, for one,

do not accept
this betrayer's words.

So if you'll excuse me,
I have a quiz show program

to make preparations for.

Hey, cuz.

Jesse.

Look, I don't expect you
to forgive me

or be cool cousins
with me anymore.

I know I done you wrong.

I just... I wanted to see
what it'd be like

to have my daddy again,
see what he could teach me.

Wasn't what I expected.

Homie's a damn militia leader.

I don't know what sort
of daddy/son lessons

you were hoping
to snag from that.

That's easy for you to say.

You got your daddy around,
and he helps you all.

Barely, I mean, yeah, sure,
he gave us our houses, and,

you know, fancy stuff,
and the church,

but that's fucking all.

That other stuff is a lot.

Well, I'd trade every bit of it

if he'd just act like he was
proud of me every now and then

instead of always looking at me

like he's half-ass embarrassed.

An old man looking at you like
that your whole entire life,

I'd say that's worse
than having no daddy at all.

I guess we do have that
in common.

Look to our daddies
for guidance.

But we're grown.
It's up to us now.

Yeah, it is.
I'll tell you what.

You promise not
to betray my family

or participate in any sort
of kidnapping plots

against me or people
that are important to me,

then I will forgive you.

Just know that if you go back
on your promise,

then I will kill you,
and it'll be fair,

and there'll be nothing
you can say about it.

- How would you kill me?
- I don't know.

Maybe shoot you.

I can stab you, cut you up,

chop your little body
into pieces.

Maybe radiation poisoning.
Anything I desire.

You won't see it coming,
but you will be dead.

It won't matter anyway.
I'll never betray you again.

- Or do kidnappings?
- Or do kidnappings.

Cool cousins again?

Cool cousins.

Gemstones and Montgomerys,
oil and vinegar,

fire and ice,
but not tonight, dear Lord.

Tonight we thank you
for joining us here

together as one.

One family
to defeat another family

to win the riches
of yet another man,

a race car man.

Please, dear heavenly Father,
give us the strength,

courage, and dexterity
to beat the Simkins.

Let us be victorious today,
united as one.

- Amen.
- Whoo!

I'm really feeling like we
might be able to pull this off.

Mm-hmm, me too.

Thanks for joining
the squad, cuzzes.

We know y'all
are huge Bible nerds.

So fuck yes.

We are.
We know our stuff.

Hey, knock-knock.

Oh, hey,
come to say hi before the show?

I came to say thank you.

Now, having my own game show

has always been a dream of mine.

And y'all made that
come true, now.

You've always dreamt
of being a game show host?

- You're goddamn right, Jesse.
- Okay.

Now, I know y'all see me
as a mentor figure.

It's no mystery that y'all
are basically orphans.

I mean, your mama's dead,
your daddy's out to lunch,

but who stepped up?

Me, I had to step up,
and I had to guide you,

and counsel you, and hold you.

Well, I feel like
I'm your daddy.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

You didn't do any
of those things you just said.

I've done all of it.
I am all y'all's daddy.

- Not my daddy.
- You're not my daddy.

- Now, I'm your daddy.
- You ain't my daddy, boy.

- Yes, I am.
- You are not our daddy.

- I am your daddy.
- Not our daddy.

- You ain't my fucking daddy.
- Hush!

- Okay.
- I said I'm your daddy.

- You ain't my daddy.
- Listen to me.

I know you got a lot riding
on this game tonight.

So to show you my appreciation
and to let you know

how much I love you,
I'ma get distracted

and leave these here deck
of cards with the answers

to tonight's questions on them
in your dressing room.

Oh, I'm distracted.
I'm not paying attention.

I don't know.
Did I leave something here?

Get over here.
Good luck.

Judy.
- Okay.

What the fuck
is going on right now?

Now be a star.
And hey.

Uh-huh.

I'm proud of you.

Now go cheat.

- Seems dishonest to me.
- Yeah, no duh, Chuck.

With those, there's no way
in hell we would lose to them.

You know I ain't above cheating.

Use our family's wealth
to purchase a win

or hire some fellas to go
into their dressing room

and beat the fuck out of them,
so they're incapacitated

for the tournament tonight.

Okay, let's do that.

But that would not be the
behavior of a righteous man.

Tonight we beat these
motherfuckers fair and square.

Tonight we fucking earn
this one.

- Whoo!
- God damn it.

Well, I am so proud
of you, Jesse.

That being said, we are
definitely gonna lose now.

You know what,
this is gonna take too long.

- Oh.
- Oh, God dang.

There,
now no one look at the cards

'cause they got
my cock cooties on them.

Now let's go win.

- Amen.
- Whoo!

- Let's win!
- Come on!

- Let's go!
- Okay.

I never thought I'd see
the day when our grown children

were together
on a quiz show, Eli.

That is kind of crazy.

Oh, my God,
is that who I think it is?

Damn, it's Peter.
That is him.

Follow him discreetly.

Amen.

Go bonkers.

Who did Jesus
bring back to life?

Lazarus!

What is the color
of death's great horse?

Pale!

And who put all the animals
on the boat?

Noah!

Whoo!

Welcome
to the very first episode

of a soon-to-be Christian
cultural phenomenon,

"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers"!

I'm so blessed to have you here.

You're from all over the world,
and that's a big ask,

considering the price
of gasoline these days.

Everything is so expensive,
even wood.

If Noah was alive today,

he couldn't have built the ark
out of wood.

He would have had
to make a dinghy.

All righty, let's bring out
our first contestants.

Bonker Boys, bring out
the Gemstone family!

Yes!
Come on, baby!

All right, all right.

Now let's bring out
their opponents,

the Simkin family!

All right, all right.

Let's have the team captains
please come up here...

- You got it, Jesse, go on now.
- To the buzzer podiums.

Let's go, there's a lot
on the line tonight.

So let's get at 'em.
First question, here we go.

How long was Lazarus dead for

when Jesus
brought him back to life?

- Four days.
- Four days, that is correct.

That's a point, Simkins.

Next one.
Next person come up.

- That's my brother!
- Let's go, Gemstones!

Shake it off, shake it off.

Judy, you got this!

- Give me some sugar now.
- Okay.

Whoa!

It's fine!
He's my uncle!

Next question.

What is
the shortest Bible verse?

John 11:35, "Jesus wept."

- Yeah, duh.
- All right!

Another point for the Simkins.

- Judy!
- See, I knew that.

Don't worry. I got this.

- Yeah, go on, get on up there.
- All right.

Kelvin Gemstone!

Finish the scripture:

James 1:5, "If any of you
lack wisdom, let him..."

Ask of God!

- God, I knew it.
- That is correct!

Yes!

- Nicodemus.
- Correct!

- An ark of bulrushes.
- Correct!

Another point for the Simkins!

Where's he going?

He's going to the church.

What?

Peter, what the hell
are you doing?

Stop!

Don't come any closer!

- Ha!
- It's my new bomb!

Young and eager,
don't you try it.

See this here?

I Bluetooth connected the bomb
to my Fitbit.

Acts as a dead man's switch.

If my heartbeat stops,

Mr. Fitbit here tells Mr. Bomb
to explode.

So don't try anything!

What is with you and bombs now?

Pfft, you're a damn fool, Peter!

I got nothing left!

Don't you know?

We lost him, May-May.
We lost our boy.

He's the only thing
I had left in this world,

and now he's gone.

Chuck ain't dead, you idiot!

He's in the studio
you're trying to blow up!

Chuck set the bomb off!
He did it to get away from you.

Wait.

Now, the Gemstone family
lost that first round,

which means
the team captain is sent

to the Hurricane Booth!

- The hell's a Hurricane Booth?
- You about to find out.

Bonker Boys, take him away!

- No.
- Let's go!

- No, no.
- Yeah, come on out.

Oh, get him out.

Great going!
In the box!

Let's go.
Get him over.

Keep going
to the Hurricane Booth.

This is the bonkers part
of the program!

Now every single time
the Gemstones get one wrong,

we gon' blast Jesse
in the Hurricane Booth!

So you turned Chuck
against me too, huh?

It's all your fault
any of this happened, Eli.

It's always been your fault.

You don't gotta do this.

You know it's not
what Christ would want.

Well, come to think of it,

nowadays, I don't even know
what Christ wants.

But I do know he always seems
to have the Gemstones' backs.

There's one thing
I keep telling myself

to make me feel better.

The Lord builds them up,

so when they fall,

they fall harder than any
of these righteous...

What is that?

A bug just knocked its ass
on your mouth.

Ugh.

- Whoa.
- Whoa!

Hey, hey!
Damn.

Hey!
Whoa!

Look!

Now, from the book
of Leviticus...

- Everybody get inside!
- Agh!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Fuck!

Son of bitches!

Baby Billy!

Chuck!

Karl!

I got you, Dusty!
Let's go!

Oh, no!

Oh, God.

Jesse, where are you?

Jesse!

Amber! Amber!

Dad!
Go, go, I got 'em.

I got 'em.
- Come on, let's get Jesse!

Let's go!

Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli?

- Go! Come on!
- Come on!

My boys!

May-May!

May-May!

Come on, let's get her.

Get in!
In here.

Let's go.

Oh, oh!

Ah!
Get down here.

BJ!

Judy!

Keefe! No!

Come on, Pa.
Pa! Pa, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go!

Don't you let go of me.

Never!

- Go!
- I got you, Keefe!

- Jesse!
- Come on, get in there!

No!

Jesse, where are you going?

I gotta find my daddy!

What did he say?

He went to find some titty!

Goddamn!

Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

- Jesse!
- Dad!

We gonna have to do
some reshoots.

Dusty, you okay?

I've been so worried about you.

Whoo-whee, sucker.

Well, Dusty, come on, now.

Oh, hey, guys.
I was looking all over for you.

Where were you?
Come here.

What?

You all right?

Okay, good.

You all right?

That was God.

That was God talking to us,

just as sure
as I'm talking to you.

That was God's hand, Peter.

I know it was.

Chuck didn't die
in that explosion, Papa.

He sees that, Karl.

And I'm glad.

I thought I got you killed.

Seems like me getting
out of prison's

the worst thing
could've happened

to this family.

I should never have come home

and brought all this misery
upon y'all.

No, no.

The worst thing that happened
to this family

was when you got locked up.

I blamed everyone else,
even Eli,

but truth is,

this all happened cause we had
our own problems.

I mean, you were just trying
to make our lives better,

more comfortable, and I...

I never supported you.

I'm really sorry for that, Peter.

I don't think
I've ever heard you say

you're sorry before, Mama.

Yeah, 'cause she's
never said it before.

Well, I'm saying it now.

I love you guys.

I love you, Dad.

God moves in mysterious ways.

I feel like I got
my family back.

Oh, jeez.

The dead man's switch.

The bomb!
It's set to explode!

What did he say, a bomb?

Oh, shit.

It's gonna vaporize
this whole place!

There's only one thing I can do,

and that's drive it out of here!

But Pa, you'll... you'll blow up.

Peter, no!

- Pa!
- Daddy, no!

To tomorrow's fires!

- No!
- No, no!

No, Daddy!

Pa!

Pa...

Papa, no!

Oh, jeez!

Friends, we are here today

to say goodbye
to a wonderful man,

a true legend,

NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels.

People knew him
as the Slick Bandit.

He lived big,

drove fast,

and spoke from the heart.

Our family was lucky enough

to get close to Dusty.

Before he passed away
peacefully in his sleep,

he entrusted his estate to us,

and we couldn't be happier

to put his money
to good use in his name.

He will be missed

but not forgotten.

So together,

we say

"Whoo-whee, sucker"

one last time

for the fastest man
on four wheels.

Whoo-whee, sucker.

How do you fix your life

when everything goes up
in smokes?

Good question.

It's one that I ask myself
every single day,

because marriage isn't easy.

But by using the System,

my wife and I
are now doing better than ever.

Trust me, I did not think

the System would be any good
at all.

Getting handed this box
of the System,

we were so mad.
We wanted to kill.

We thought, "What is this scam?
Why is it $500?

"Why is Amber at our house,
giving it to us?

Like, everything about this
is shady."

But then we tried it,

and it helped everything:

our friendship, our love,
our laughter.

Thank you so much, the System.

See what the System
can do for you.

I really was off about you.

I mean, I used to dread
if I had to go something

and I knew you were gonna be there.

- Mm.
- Like, "Oh, man, fuck me.

"Now I'm gonna have
to, like, make conversation

with the dumb, mean bitch
my brother's married to."

Because you don't feel
that way anymore.

I mean, I'm not trying

to, like, be best friends
or nothing.

Right.

I'm doing compliments.

This is a cool moment for you.

I'll never forget it.

Here we are again,

parked outside
of another shop of sin.

God's work is never done.

Should we wait

for the other Smut Busters
to get here,

or just do, like,
a test run, me and you?

Yeah, let them know
we are watching,

judging their lifestyle,

you know, what they do
in their spare time.

Yeah, like,

judge what people do
in their bedrooms,

behind closed doors.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Or...

we could just let this one go.

Let it go?

Yeah, like, maybe there are
other ways to serve the Lord.

Maybe this is
the kind of situation

where you live and let live,
you know?

Live and let live, you say?

Yeah.

That was just an expression
I made up

on the spot right there.

Popped to my head like magic.

Wow.

I look like an asshole.

Your journey to becoming

a man
worthy of the Gemstone name

begins today.

There comes a time
in every kid's life

where he's gotta move
out of his parents' house,

strike out into the world
on your own,

push yourself to achieve things
you never thought possible.

You didn't do that.

You literally live

on the same property
as Granddad.

You know, there was a time

when I would've slapped
the taste

out of your fucking mouth
for saying that to me,

but not anymore,

because you're right.

I didn't earn it.

It was given to me.

I wonder who I would've been

if I would've had
to work for it,

if I had to fight
tooth and nail to survive.

I'd like to think
I could've done it,

but I'll never know.

I don't want that for you.

I'm fine with that
being how it goes for me.

Seriously, Dad.

You're gonna earn it.

You're gonna be a better man
than me when it's done.

It's my gift to you.

A gift?

You're making me go
to a fucking military school.

I'm making sure you learn
how to fly, my son.

Come here.

I love you.

They're gonna eat
his fucking ass alive.

Now that you're all healed,

I take it you'll be leaving me

looking for a new driver.

Well, Granddad, if I stayed
and didn't leave...

You can drive for me
as long as you want,

but don't let it keep you
from following your calling.

Well, Grandad, that's the thing.

Uh...

if I wanted to learn to do
what you do,

would you teach me?

You wanna preach?

Yeah, I think I might.

- Got one.
- Oh!

Ease on.

- There it is.
- Come on, keep him.

Oh, wow.

My turn, fuckers!

Yeah!

Let's fucking go!