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♪
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Who wants to go to Broadway?
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- [ALL CHEERING]
- I welcome you all...
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to the world...
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of Death Rattle!
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Well, my friends are
just beside themselves
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that I'm gonna get to
work with the CoBro!
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I'm just the friendly zoologist
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who morphs into a 20-foot cobra
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and helps the cops save the day.
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- Hey, you.
- I loved you in Girl Cop.
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♪
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Oh!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. He's dead.
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He's dead. Ben's dead.
My leading man is dead!
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At least you had the
consideration to keep the body
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out of the building this time.
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My first thought when he went down?
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Maybe he was poisoned.
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And a podcast about the
poisoning of a big movie star?
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That could be huge.
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[CROWD GASPING]
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Mama's back, bitches!
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That's right. I'm alive!
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Word is out. Ben is back.
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[LIQUID DRIPPING]
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[GLASS CRACKING]
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- [CRASH]
- [UMA SCREAMS]
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[QUIET HEART BEATING]
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♪
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BEN: When you're falling...
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[MUFFLED WHOOSHING]
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All you can hear is your heartbeat.
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It's been beating since
the moment you were born,
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and you never paid it any mind.
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And now,
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the last thought that
pops into your head,
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right before you hit the ground,
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"I should have listened to it
while I still had the chance.
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"Because if I'd listened
to that heartbeat,
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maybe none of this would've happened."
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[RUBBER STRETCHING, POPS]
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I'm sorry. What did
fucking happen in this play?
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This woman got choked with a rattle
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and thrown off the top of
the Pickwick Lighthouse,
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and our audience is supposed to
think a baby is my prime suspect?
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Well, yes and no because the author...
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Well, what is it, Oliver?
Because I don't live in the gray.
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CoBro doesn't live in the gray.
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Is he a cobra? Yeah. Is he a bro? Yeah.
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That's how you gross two bill.
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Not with subtle. Subtle
doesn't sell. [RATTLING]
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First of all, do you see
this paisley neckcloth?
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I have never been
accused of being subtle.
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And second, Ben, Ben,
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rehearsal's a process.
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This is our first week
with this material.
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When the curtain goes up in
three months on opening night,
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trust me.
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You're gonna kill.
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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KT: No, he definitely
died the second time.
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Oh shit, gotta go.
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[GRUNTS] KT. KT. KT! Wait.
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Wait!
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Okay, wh-why are there people
out there striking our sets?
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Sorry, Oliver. I've got my orders.
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Well, I'm ordering you to stop.
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This has to stop!
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Thank you.
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Now, I'm gonna call my producer
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and show you that we
are all on the same page.
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[DIAL TONE]
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DONNA DEMEO [ON PHONE]:
You've reached Donna Demeo,
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CEO and founder of Demeo
Productions. Leave your...
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Okay. Well, I'll try the
other producer, the son.
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[ON PHONE]: Hi, it's Cliff Demeo.
I am also a professional now...
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Okay, the reception here
is dogshit. [HANGS UP]
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They're pulling the plug, Oliver.
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They just don't wanna
say it to your face.
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Well, then I need to go to them.
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- And she's going with me! Gimme!
- What? No!
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[BOTH STRUGGLING, YELLING]
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And you can tell those
workers onstage right now
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that if anyone lays
another finger on my sets,
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I'm gonna wrestle them, too.
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♪
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And Oliver Putnam never taps out!
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[Lively theme song playing]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know, Bruce.
The drug bust is tonight.
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What if I'm not back
in time for homecoming?
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- Guess you just have to speed.
- [KEYS JINGLING]
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Your dad's Saab? If
my sergeant finds out,
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he'll take my badge
and my learner's permit.
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- Save you a dance, Girl Cop.
- [TRUCK REVERSE BEEPING]
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[upbeat '80s music playing]
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[BOTH BLOW]
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[VIDEO STOPS]
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♪
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CHARLES: Lester! Security!
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OLIVER: Lester!
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[SHUTTER SNAPPING]
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You took those, didn't you?
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'Sup?
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God, I had such a crush
on you in middle school.
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Really? What are you
now? Like, a senior?
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No, I-I actually
graduated a few years ago.
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I-I'm 29.
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Tight.
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So, you're, like,
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done with college and working already?
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I didn't finish college.
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Tight.
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Tight.
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Hey, at least you landed
this sick apartment.
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It's my aunt's,
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and I have to be out in a few weeks.
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Oh. Okay.
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Okay.
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- That's, uh...
- The opposite of tight.
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[SIGHS] I'm almost 30, and I have...
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nothing figured out.
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I should be...
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finding a job or a place to live,
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and, instead, all I
can think about is...
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I don't know. I'm just lost.
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You know, I was your age
when I played this part.
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Yeah, I know. You were young and rich.
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That makes me feel way better.
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No, I was a 31-year-old man
playing a high school senior.
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I was lost. And lonely.
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And they hadn't invented Propecia
yet, so I was also terrified.
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But, worst of all, I was
jealous of everyone else.
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My broke actor friends doing
off-Broadway plays for free?
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They had artistic integrity.
All the people I grew up with?
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They had real jobs, kids
they loved, families.
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But, it didn't do me any
good to compare myself to 'em.
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The people who figure their
shit out right away are boring.
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The late bloomers?
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People like us?
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We make the world go round.
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You can afford to take your time, Mabel.
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What you can't afford to do is waste it.
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♪
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Thanks.
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This is nice. I haven't spoken
to a dead person since Tim Kono.
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I'm dead?
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I'm kiddin'. I knew.
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You'll figure it out.
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My shit or who killed you?
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I'm bettin' on both.
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Is it weird if we do the handshake?
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[BLOWS]
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CHARLES: Mm.
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- [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
- OLIVER: Charles? Are you home?
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I'm in desperate need of your help.
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I have these scarves. Do you think
they're too much for a funeral?
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O-Or do you have something I can borrow
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from your incredibly bland wardrobe?
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Huh?
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I didn't realize you
were going to the funeral.
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Why would I not go to the funeral?
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Well, I mean, it's more of a...
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fancy who's who kind of thing.
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A-And, you know, you and Ben...
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Had a complicated but ultimately
copacetic working relationship.
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[GROWLS] I hope you gave the police
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a better performance
than whatever that was.
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I gave them an honest statement,
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not to mention a complete
list of alibi witnesses,
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and a doctor's note saying
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I'm too weak to kill!
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- Ow.
- Jesus.
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I do not have time to plumb
the depths of your conscience.
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Donna and Cliff are dodging my calls.
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I have to convince them
not to kill my show.
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Oh, so now you're the victim
here and not the man in the box.
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All I need is five minutes.
Give me five minutes in a room,
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- and I can convince anyone of anything.
- That is not true.
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I convinced you to get Paramount Plus.
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- No, I wanted that!
- Did you?
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[SIGHS]
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Can I come with you to the funeral?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, please, God, yes! W-We need you!
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You're the glue. You're the Mabel
in the Charles-Oliver sandwich.
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Without you, we're just two
pieces of stale white bread.
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Exactly. Come on!
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Hey, you didn't really know, Ben.
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Are you still crushing
on him or something?
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- No.
- Then, you're sleuthing?
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Obviously.
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♪
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[QUIET CHATTER]
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[muffled choir singing]
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Yes, Oliver Putnam?
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Yes, welcome.
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[Choir continues]
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[OLIVER SNORTS]
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♪
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Is that Ben's funeral on the TV?
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USHER: Closed circuit from upstairs.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I-I was sent here by mistake.
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I should be upstairs in the action
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with beloved friends, family,
and showbiz power players,
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not... with this pack of nobodies.
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Hi, Charles-Haden Savage.
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No, you're in the right
place. This is overflow three.
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I'm sorry, overflow three?
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Why does that sound like
a plumbing emergency?
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Like a very low priority
plumbing emergency.
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And your name?
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Mabel Mora. I-I wouldn't be on the list.
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Ah, then overflow three.
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Hold on. Complete strangers
get overflow three?
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Why don't we take a seat, shall we?
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- [QUIET CHATTER]
- [OLIVER SIGHS]
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Hurry.
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I'm gonna look around.
Behave yourselves.
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[Choir continues]
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Cliff and Donna have to
be up there somewhere.
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I bet they have prime seats up there
on the main part of the cathedral.
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You know, the whatchamacallit.
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- The transept.
- No, no, no. That's the cross-section.
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- I'm talking about the main part.
- The narthex, the antechamber.
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Who are you, the
Hunchback of Notre Dame?
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I didn't I know was attending a funeral
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with famous church architect, Sir...
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- Sir Christopher Wren.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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- Congrats on winning Jeopardy!
- Well, for God's sake, do a crossword.
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[SIGHS] I gotta get up there!
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- Shh!
- Sorry.
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Okay, okay. This is gonna be tricky
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but I need you to draw
attention to yourself.
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Now, you won't be able
to do it with charisma,
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but maybe if you make a loud
noise to distract the usher.
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I'm not doing that.
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Something's rotten in
the state of Denmark.
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Hamlet?
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No, Gregg.
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Oh yeah, Hamlet.
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- I'm Mabel.
- Mabel Mora.
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Your reputation precedes
you. I did security for Ben.
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Oh. Security.
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I mean, then you must know all about...
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Threats, crazy fans,
restraining orders. Yeah.
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I got a whole filing
cabinet of that stuff.
253
00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:29,011
When you work security,
254
00:12:29,012 --> 00:12:31,557
you learn to look at a crowd
and pick out the troublemakers.
255
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,435
Like the ones from his play.
256
00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:37,146
Kimber. Harmless ingenue,
or a woman scorned?
257
00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:41,091
And Ty. Strapping heartthrob,
or over-ambitious hothead?
258
00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:43,527
And Bobo? [LAUGHS]
259
00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:46,746
- That one writes itself.
- [CRUNCHING]
260
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,451
Sounds like you're investigating.
261
00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:50,912
Aren't you?
262
00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:52,998
You should come look at my files.
263
00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:54,626
Bring the old guys if you want.
264
00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:56,294
Have you shown them to the cops?
265
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,210
I don't trust the cops.
266
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:05,146
And now, a remembrance from
Ben's good friend, Michael Musaleks.
267
00:13:05,863 --> 00:13:10,396
When I think of Ben,
I think of resiliency.
268
00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:14,791
He was an actor, after all.
Actors need to be resilient.
269
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:19,419
Ben was fired from his first TV show.
270
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,922
Yep. Eight years old.
271
00:13:22,948 --> 00:13:25,493
♪ It's a angel in flip-flops ♪
272
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,829
Silence all phones, please.
273
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:30,787
♪ Angel in flip-flops, short... ♪
274
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:37,782
[EXHALES] Hey. I think I got a lead.
Are you gonna be okay by yourself?
275
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,827
- No!
- [SIGHS] Go. Go.
276
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,188
Please join me in welcoming
Mr. Harry Styles.
277
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,044
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
278
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:47,615
Harry!
279
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:52,932
[DOOR UNLOCKING]
280
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:53,933
Ta-da.
281
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,420
[SOFT LAUGH]
282
00:13:57,772 --> 00:14:00,673
Um, do you mind taking your shoes off?
283
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,509
Oh, I have, uh, plantar fasciitis.
284
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,888
If I step on a grain of sand,
it feels like a shard of glass.
285
00:14:07,136 --> 00:14:09,474
Oh, okay. Well...
286
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:12,560
- Whoa.
- I know, I know.
287
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,333
- It's... [LAUGHS]
- Amazing!
288
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:15,711
- Wait, are you a fan?
- Uh-huh.
289
00:14:15,712 --> 00:14:17,442
Oh. Well, then you're gonna love this.
290
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:20,446
♪
291
00:14:21,339 --> 00:14:23,411
Holy shit!
292
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,830
[GASPS] Oh, my gosh.
293
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,334
Are these the car keys from Girl Cop?
294
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,460
Ben gave them to me.
295
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,754
That's the helmet from Chinook Rising.
296
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:41,925
Those are the sneakers from
Labrador Receiver. [SNARLS]
297
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,510
- What are these?
- Those are Ben's pants.
298
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,261
Wow! From...
299
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:47,771
Old Navy.
300
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,308
Oh. So, uh, you did security for Ben.
301
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,852
How come I never noticed you before?
302
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,146
I don't know. I'm good
at my job? [LAUGHS]
303
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,648
[AWKWARD LAUGHTER]
304
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,441
Uh, Gregg, about those
files you were gonna show us.
305
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,716
- Oh, right. Stay here.
- [BELL JINGLING]
306
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,277
Oop! [SQUEAK]
307
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,286
Ben wants to say hi.
308
00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:07,708
Oh. That's Ben! He's cute.
309
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:10,170
- She.
- Oh.
310
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,455
- [BEN SNARLS]
- [WHISPERS] Okay, we have to go.
311
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,959
[WHISPERS] No. You can go. I
wanna see what he has to show us.
312
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,378
What, a-an ant farm with
a thousand little Bens?
313
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,213
The man has an unhealthy vibe.
314
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,132
- He's a fan.
- H-He's a psycho.
315
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,193
- Oh, he's harmless. I mean...
- [BEN BARKING]
316
00:15:26,194 --> 00:15:28,238
Look, they're friends. They're...
317
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:31,909
♪
318
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,380
Oh shit, that's Photoshopped.
319
00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:37,885
This is why I should
never take off my shoes.
320
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:41,713
- MABEL: What are you...
- [MUFFLED]
321
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,652
Mabel! Are you okay?
322
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,614
- [BEN BARKING]
- [GRUNTS]
323
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
I thought you said it
was plantar fasciitis.
324
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,403
[Suspenseful music swells]
325
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:56,990
- [SOFT CHATTER]
- [CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
326
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,617
- Maxine! [LAUGHS]
- Oh!
327
00:15:59,618 --> 00:16:02,913
Funny running into you here in
the narthex on my way to the nave.
328
00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:07,152
Did your editor send his theater
critic to review a funeral?
329
00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:08,384
[LAUGHS]
330
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,003
Hey, d-did you happen to
see Donna and Cliff up there?
331
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,255
I did, in fact.
332
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:13,848
- And how do they seem?
- Hm?
333
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,870
You know, I mean, grieving, or more...
334
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,735
upbeat and open-minded? [SIGHS]
335
00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:21,154
I'd say grieving.
336
00:16:21,155 --> 00:16:23,700
Hey, d-do you know what
might cheer them up?
337
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:25,693
If you shared your review
of Death Rattle with them.
338
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,196
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,156
You're not serious.
340
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,533
[STAMMERING] M-Maybe just
give them a taste, you know?
341
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,077
I mean, "S-sure, your
lead died on opening night,
342
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,663
"but, lucky for you, we don't review
opening night in this business.
343
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,249
"We review press previews
that happened days before.
344
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,519
And the one I saw was a tour de force."
345
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,980
You know, something like that.
346
00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:45,769
Maybe... exactly like that.
347
00:16:46,207 --> 00:16:47,458
Take care, Oliver.
348
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,468
Please. Please. Please! Ple...
349
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,535
Please, Maxine.
350
00:16:53,281 --> 00:16:55,992
They're taking down my sets, okay?
351
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,560
After Splash, I spent
15 years in Broadway jail
352
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,564
thinking about what I'd do if I
ever got another shot, and now this.
353
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,350
Just my luck.
354
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,778
Come sit.
355
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,658
I am sorry, Oliver,
356
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,869
but I don't think my
review will change anything.
357
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,620
But I know you liked it.
358
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,812
You have a tell. Do you know that?
359
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,627
You close your notebook when
you love a show you're watching.
360
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,170
I had a spy at the previews.
361
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,881
He said you closed it
halfway through act one.
362
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,716
Are you telling me I'm wrong?
363
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,593
My pen ran out of ink.
364
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,804
That's why I stopped taking notes.
365
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:35,482
Oh.
366
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,391
Well, what does that mean?
367
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,435
My review was going to be a pan.
368
00:17:40,253 --> 00:17:41,499
Was it?
369
00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:47,314
- Well, what about the performances?
- [SAD CHUCKLE]
370
00:17:48,696 --> 00:17:50,907
Oh, I hate to say it, especially here,
371
00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:53,369
but I'm afraid your
leading man is giving
372
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:56,623
a better performance today than
he did the night that I saw him.
373
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,372
[SHOCKED EXHALE] Okay...
374
00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:03,875
[SNIFFS] What about the staging?
375
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,086
Bland. Bleak.
376
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,089
You know, Jesus, Maxine!
What are you talking about?
377
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,092
Death Rattle is, is a classic
haunting murder mystery.
378
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,720
- It's not supposed to be fun.
- I haven't always been a fan of yours,
379
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,557
but even your worst
productions sing! Somehow.
380
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,852
This one... just didn't sing.
381
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,937
I mean, I was trying
something new. I was trying...
382
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,982
Well, it felt stodgy.
And a little scared.
383
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:29,007
Yes.
384
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,302
[SIGHS] But don't worry.
385
00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:34,932
Nobody saw my review,
and nobody ever will.
386
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:38,088
Which... is a shame.
387
00:18:38,089 --> 00:18:41,342
It was some of my most
vitriolic writing. [CHUCKLES]
388
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,088
Peak Maxine.
389
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,206
I never hold back, Oliver.
390
00:18:45,409 --> 00:18:47,203
And neither should you.
391
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,760
OLIVER: Come on, Ben. I
can feel you holding back.
392
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,596
- J-Just go for it.
- Sorry, but this... [SIGHS]
393
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,848
This whole falling,
heartbeat, heartbeat,
394
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,934
it just sounds weird, right?
395
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,644
- Could we lose it?
- OLIVER: Well, no.
396
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:06,021
Just say it how you would say it.
397
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,022
[SIGHS]
398
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,358
[EXHALES]
399
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,319
[AFFECTED VOICE] When you're
falling... When you're fall...
400
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,738
[RASPY] When you're
falling, all you can...
401
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,573
- [LESS RASPY] When you're falling...
- What's the matter?
402
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,283
I mean, d... Come on, don't you hear it?
403
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,953
I s-sound so fucking phony!
404
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,330
Oh, phony, d-don't say
that. Don't say phony.
405
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,790
I hate my voice.
406
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,908
OLIVER: Well, I hate to shock
you, all you have is your voice.
407
00:19:28,407 --> 00:19:30,294
You're only a phony if you don't use it.
408
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,588
What's scaring you?
409
00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:38,463
I was Girl Cop. I was CoBro.
410
00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,997
What if I can't just be me?
411
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,653
What if I need a ridiculous
premise just to be any good?
412
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,394
Well, you are doing a play
413
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689
where a baby is suspected of murder.
414
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:53,580
Look, Benjamin. Benjamin.
415
00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:57,203
I want you to know it is okay
416
00:19:57,653 --> 00:19:59,154
to just be you.
417
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,992
Look, I'm scared, too.
418
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,463
[GASPS]
419
00:20:03,121 --> 00:20:05,665
Scared, but exhilarated.
420
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:07,913
We're onto something here, Ben.
421
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,401
Come on! Take it again.
422
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:12,988
[WINCES]
423
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,269
[NATURAL VOICE] When you're falling...
424
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,843
all you can hear is your heartbeat.
425
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,324
It's been beating since
the moment you were born,
426
00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:25,518
and you never paid it any mind. Now...
427
00:20:27,131 --> 00:20:31,230
the last thought that pops in your head,
428
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,774
right before you hit the ground...
429
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,776
[GASPING]
430
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,572
"I should have listened to it
while I still had the chance."
431
00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:42,602
[GASPING, WHIMPERING]
432
00:20:42,603 --> 00:20:44,646
[music crescendos]
433
00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:48,539
- [STRAINING]
- [CHAIN CLANGING]
434
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,627
Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
435
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:54,338
Hey, you're not gonna rip
this pillar out of the ground.
436
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:58,091
This is a pre-war building. If
fascism couldn't tear it down...
437
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,344
Must... get... free!
438
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,095
- [RESTRAINTS CLANGING]
- [SIGHS]
439
00:21:02,118 --> 00:21:04,120
Fuck! [SIGHS]
440
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,851
[SIGHS] What do you
think is gonna happen?
441
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,520
Well,
442
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,480
he killed Ben,
443
00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:14,157
and we know too much, so...
444
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:19,584
Hey, at least we found the killer.
445
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,532
And in record time.
446
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,117
Usually, it takes us
at least eight episodes.
447
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:26,570
Yeah, I guess we did get better.
448
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:31,211
We managed to solve it without
falsely accusing anyone.
449
00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:34,430
Or recording people
without their consent.
450
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:36,433
Or interrogating a bird.
451
00:21:38,084 --> 00:21:40,836
I'm so sorry I brought us here.
452
00:21:40,837 --> 00:21:44,299
If you die, and it's my fault, I...
453
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,305
This is not your fault.
454
00:21:46,585 --> 00:21:48,558
I don't blame you for
trying to solve a murder.
455
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,055
You have a strong sense of justice.
456
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:52,979
And a huge crush on Ben.
457
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,523
It's not that!
458
00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:57,210
It's not just that.
459
00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:01,105
After my dad died,
460
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,116
my mom wouldn't leave her
bedroom for six months.
461
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:07,696
I ate a lot of scrambled eggs that year.
462
00:22:08,349 --> 00:22:10,559
I also watched a lot of Girl Cop.
463
00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:13,656
Ben's character on the show was...
464
00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:16,115
sweet and...
465
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:19,046
I used to dream that he'd
pull up in his dad's Saab
466
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,133
and take me away from that place.
467
00:22:21,577 --> 00:22:23,793
- In a Saab?
- What, it was a cool car.
468
00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:25,796
It looked like a Porsche.
469
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:26,972
♪
470
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,625
He got me through that time. Us...
471
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:30,867
through that.
472
00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,218
One day, I was watching Girl Cop
473
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,429
and my mom was laughing in her room,
474
00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:37,797
and I thought that was weird.
475
00:22:38,594 --> 00:22:40,888
Then, a few minutes later,
476
00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:44,688
there's a joke on the
show, and we both laughed.
477
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,908
And I realized that we were
watching the same thing.
478
00:22:49,047 --> 00:22:51,383
For 30 minutes a week,
479
00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,886
I was laughing with my mom again.
480
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,500
Even if we were in different rooms.
481
00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:01,624
I know he was a dick to you, Charles,
482
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,884
and I didn't really know him...
483
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:05,953
♪
484
00:23:05,954 --> 00:23:08,165
But, in a weird way,
485
00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:10,149
he meant a lot to me.
486
00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:13,010
Ben wasn't the dick.
487
00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:14,590
I was.
488
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,645
What?
489
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,149
Because if I'd listened
to that heartbeat...
490
00:23:22,218 --> 00:23:24,804
[SIGHS] maybe none of
this would've happened.
491
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,407
That was it. Did you feel it?
492
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,202
Did you feel it, Ben? Okay,
493
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,204
let that sink in.
494
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:34,313
[SIGHS] Bravo.
495
00:23:39,782 --> 00:23:41,283
Hey.
496
00:23:42,261 --> 00:23:43,554
That was great.
497
00:23:44,546 --> 00:23:46,297
[MOCKING] "That was great."
498
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,719
- [SCOFFS]
- What is your problem?
499
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,223
You've been nothing but rude
to me since the table read.
500
00:23:52,174 --> 00:23:55,586
- You seriously don't remember?
- Remember what?
501
00:23:58,533 --> 00:23:59,534
Brazzos?
502
00:23:59,535 --> 00:24:01,829
I mean, I remember Brazzos.
503
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,070
[SIGHS] What? What?
504
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,281
What, what, what? Were you a fan?
505
00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:09,743
No, I was an actor!
506
00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:14,279
I-I was cast as a series regular.
Boy genius Timothy Bush?
507
00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:17,414
Doesn't ring a bell.
508
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,164
I'd just done my very
first table read ever.
509
00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:21,836
You went over to the director,
510
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,840
told him I was a phony,
and got me fired.
511
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,513
I was 8 years old.
512
00:24:28,098 --> 00:24:30,892
Did you act a lot with your hands?
513
00:24:30,893 --> 00:24:33,145
Do you have any idea
what that did to me?
514
00:24:33,146 --> 00:24:34,606
It means that every job I go to,
515
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,610
I'm still that little boy
who can't hack it. Even now.
516
00:24:38,015 --> 00:24:39,808
And that insecurity? I
can't walk into a room
517
00:24:39,809 --> 00:24:41,811
without acting like a total jackass.
518
00:24:41,812 --> 00:24:43,230
Oh, and that's my fault?
519
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,900
I was a kid! I was supporting
my mom and my brother,
520
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,486
and you fired me.
521
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:50,105
You know, I could get
you fired off this play.
522
00:24:50,705 --> 00:24:53,708
I could bring things
full circle, but I won't.
523
00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:56,626
I'd rather make it hell for you.
524
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,175
- This is my... You get out.
- Okay, okay, okay!
525
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,969
So, when he showed up to do the play,
526
00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:13,072
I could have made things right,
527
00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:15,101
but I didn't.
528
00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:17,455
And now, it's too late.
529
00:25:17,456 --> 00:25:18,874
[DOOR SLAMS]
530
00:25:21,506 --> 00:25:24,384
[CART CREAKING]
531
00:25:24,587 --> 00:25:26,922
- GREGG: Alrighty, now!
- [RATTLING]
532
00:25:27,497 --> 00:25:30,750
You can kill me any way you want,
but make hers quick and painless.
533
00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:32,086
[CLANGING]
534
00:25:32,087 --> 00:25:34,784
Actually, we'll take
two quick and painless.
535
00:25:35,289 --> 00:25:37,079
What the fuck is that?
536
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,747
It's a kitchen torch.
537
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,541
I stole it from the pastry chef at work.
538
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,359
I thought you said you
were a security guard.
539
00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:45,628
I lied. I work at Lulu's
Steakhouse on 51st and 7th.
540
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:49,132
Chef Bobby doesn't think
I'm "sous-chef" material.
541
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,510
Punk-ass bitch. He should see me now.
542
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,511
[CLICK]
543
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:54,513
[CLICK]
544
00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:55,805
Come on.
545
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,724
- They usually have a safety.
- Charles!
546
00:25:57,725 --> 00:26:00,228
Huh. Thanks, Charles. That's
cool of you. You're right.
547
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,477
Gregg, you're not gonna
get away with this!
548
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,729
No, you aren't!
549
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,816
♪
550
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:08,402
I saw how you squirmed at the service.
551
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,265
How uncomfortable you were.
552
00:26:10,578 --> 00:26:12,079
You hated Ben!
553
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,506
So much so that you killed him!
554
00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:15,616
- No!
- Wait, what?
555
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,562
Charles didn't kill him. You did.
556
00:26:17,563 --> 00:26:21,080
Me? No, I loved him, and you
took him from me! Confess!
557
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,916
- Confess!
- Help! Help!
558
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,650
[MUFFLED YELLING]
559
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:28,205
- What?
- Where'd you get that hankie?
560
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,983
I stole it from Ben's the night he died
561
00:26:32,984 --> 00:26:34,969
when I was looking for
clues and collectibles.
562
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,890
Wait, you broke into...
[MUFFLED YELLING]
563
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,641
Admit it! You killed him!
564
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,977
- Kill!? I wouldn't kill... [BLOWING]
- Say it!
565
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,103
Say it...
566
00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,980
- OFFICER 1: Hands up!
- OFFICER 2: Drop the blowtorch!
567
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,690
- Let me see your hands!
- I didn't do anything.
568
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:49,149
OFFICER 2: Take him! Gimme your hands.
569
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,028
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
570
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,613
Got him?
571
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,822
- Check his pockets.
- GREGG: I didn't do anything!
572
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,033
- [HANDCUFFS CLICKING]
- I'm Detective Biswas.
573
00:26:57,439 --> 00:26:59,286
You must be the podcasters.
574
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:00,621
Williams told me about you guys.
575
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,706
Detective Williams told
you we were down here?
576
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,125
No, she told me you're
a pain in the ass.
577
00:27:05,377 --> 00:27:07,963
We've been on this guy
for the past 48 hours.
578
00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:09,591
Someone saw him book
it out of the Arconia
579
00:27:09,592 --> 00:27:11,635
two minutes after Ben Glenroy died.
580
00:27:11,636 --> 00:27:14,775
You know he's a stalker, right?
581
00:27:15,174 --> 00:27:17,635
What the fuck were you thinking?
582
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,986
[MABEL GRUNTS]
583
00:27:18,987 --> 00:27:21,064
- Thank you.
- BISWAS: Wait.
584
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,196
Aren't there's supposed
to be three of you?
585
00:27:26,695 --> 00:27:29,447
We have his address, if you need it.
586
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,152
- [SIGHS]
- [VELCRO RIPPING]
587
00:27:32,662 --> 00:27:34,056
[SIGHS]
588
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,865
[SIGHS] You've had a minor heart attack.
589
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,455
Oh, my God, Dad.
590
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:42,189
He said minor, Willie. I mean...
591
00:27:43,071 --> 00:27:45,861
Plus, that's just a rite of
passage in the theater, you know.
592
00:27:45,862 --> 00:27:48,252
Bob Fosse had, like, five.
593
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:49,503
Yeah, you know the last
one killed him, right?
594
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:51,588
Aw, you did read his biography.
595
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,173
[SIGHS]
596
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,468
Uh, there are a few things
we need to talk about.
597
00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:59,056
First is your blood pressure.
598
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:00,597
It's 160 over 100.
599
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,015
And is that high?
600
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,439
- Yes.
- Yes.
601
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:05,503
And is high good?
602
00:28:05,504 --> 00:28:06,755
- No!
- DOCTOR: No.
603
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,314
Uh, I'm going to prescribe
you some medications,
604
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:13,861
but you need to change
your diet, too. Cut out dips.
605
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,571
Doctor, are you trying to kill me?
606
00:28:16,465 --> 00:28:18,239
You also have an arrhythmia,
607
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,450
so I'm giving you this Holter monitor.
608
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,704
It sits right here across your chest.
609
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:25,706
And when you feel an
irregular heartbeat,
610
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,749
- you press the button, like that.
- [BEEPS]
611
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,369
That way, we can keep track of them.
612
00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:32,253
B-But I'm healthy enough to
still direct a play, right?
613
00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:33,630
DOCTOR: Only if you think it's healthy
614
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:35,619
to pretend you didn't
just have a heart attack.
615
00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:38,828
You need to reduce stress.
616
00:28:38,829 --> 00:28:41,040
Hm? Because if there's a next time,
617
00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,751
it might not be so small.
618
00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:48,564
PTSD check.
619
00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:50,775
- How are we holding up?
- Okay.
620
00:28:50,776 --> 00:28:52,570
I've already repressed it.
621
00:28:52,571 --> 00:28:53,947
That's good.
622
00:28:54,518 --> 00:28:56,020
So...
623
00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:59,103
I think the police have the wrong guy.
624
00:28:59,301 --> 00:29:01,212
- Mabel...
- Please, just hear me out!
625
00:29:01,213 --> 00:29:03,882
Gregg didn't hate Ben. He loved him.
626
00:29:03,883 --> 00:29:06,970
You're splitting psychopathic
hairs! He kidnapped us!
627
00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:09,932
But only because he
wanted to find the killer.
628
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:13,002
I mean, he wanted to
find the killer so badly
629
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:15,130
that he was willing to
commit multiple felonies.
630
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,158
[PRESSES BUTTON]
631
00:29:16,159 --> 00:29:19,162
Come on, you know I'm
right. Plus, there's this.
632
00:29:21,003 --> 00:29:22,630
If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief,
633
00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:26,009
then whose handkerchief was
Ben holding when he died?
634
00:29:30,121 --> 00:29:32,104
Where'd you get these?
635
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:34,754
- Well, I...
- [SHUTTER SNAPPING]
636
00:29:34,755 --> 00:29:38,152
CHARLES: You tampered with a
crime scene and took photos?!
637
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,155
I find this highly concerning.
638
00:29:41,442 --> 00:29:44,159
And, at the same time,
I am very impressed.
639
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,411
[BELL DINGS, DOORS OPEN]
640
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:51,165
So, why was Ben holding
that handkerchief?
641
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,981
- So what if...
- [HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
642
00:29:52,982 --> 00:29:56,356
What if Ben, before he fell...
643
00:29:57,122 --> 00:29:59,430
what if he tried to grab onto something?
644
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,641
CHARLES: Right, and all he could reach
645
00:30:01,642 --> 00:30:03,864
was the killer's pocket square.
646
00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,611
MABEL: Or...
647
00:30:06,612 --> 00:30:09,629
the killer had it in their
hair or around their neck.
648
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,184
CHARLES: Or, I don't know,
649
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,911
maybe he ripped it right
out of the killer's hand.
650
00:30:15,593 --> 00:30:19,029
MABEL: Okay, so, are you in?
651
00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:20,990
Yeah.
652
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,717
[BLOWS]
653
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:27,536
Yeah...
654
00:30:27,537 --> 00:30:28,788
Oh, we'll get there.
655
00:30:29,358 --> 00:30:32,361
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
656
00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:35,263
[ECHOING]: You need to reduce stress.
657
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297
- [SIGHS]
- MAXINE [ECHOING]: Bland. Bleak.
658
00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:42,522
This one... just didn't sing.
659
00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,720
Just didn't sing.
660
00:30:45,763 --> 00:30:47,788
- I never hold back, Oliver.
- [STAGE LIGHTS CLICK]
661
00:30:47,789 --> 00:30:49,415
- And neither should you.
- [LIGHTS SPARKLING]
662
00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:51,186
[JAZZY HEARTBEAT]
663
00:30:51,187 --> 00:30:52,605
- [DRUM ROLL]
- [OLIVER SNORTS]
664
00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:55,985
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's take it from the top.
665
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:59,275
[Fosse-style jazz music playing]
666
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,278
[SNAPPING CONTINUES]
667
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:04,031
[music crescendos]
668
00:31:04,032 --> 00:31:06,868
♪
669
00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:11,495
Relax, Putnam. You know I'm
not into this musical shit.
670
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,373
[Dramatic sting]
671
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,834
♪
672
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:18,086
You're making a mess of things, Oliver.
673
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,339
She's right. You better listen.
674
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,428
Listen, up, Daddy.
675
00:31:21,429 --> 00:31:23,007
♪ You've got too much stress ♪
676
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,885
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
- ♪ Let it go ♪
677
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:27,232
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ You're a mess ♪
678
00:31:27,341 --> 00:31:29,264
♪ Too much stress ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪
679
00:31:29,265 --> 00:31:30,640
♪ The show, the show, the show ♪
680
00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:33,217
♪ The show, the show can't go on ♪
681
00:31:33,437 --> 00:31:36,023
♪ Stop, stop, stop ♪
682
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,609
♪ Please stop ♪
683
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:42,361
[DING, RINGING]
684
00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:49,936
Donna, Cliff, trust me. You'll love it!
685
00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:51,864
You'll hear me out?
686
00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:56,546
I love you both. Give each other
a big kiss on the lips for me.
687
00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,550
Big news, people! First of all, Charles,
688
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,179
you should consider
sequins, and a lot of them.
689
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:03,806
Uh, no thanks, and let's move on.
690
00:32:03,807 --> 00:32:05,058
Second, I'm listening to my heart
691
00:32:05,059 --> 00:32:07,134
and re-imagining Death Rattle
692
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,263
in the most Oliver Putnam way.
693
00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:10,381
[PANTING]
694
00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:13,226
I'm gonna make it sing, goddamn it!
695
00:32:13,227 --> 00:32:14,729
That's right, folks.
696
00:32:15,594 --> 00:32:17,326
It's a musical. [SNORTS]
697
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:20,231
Get ready for Death Rattle dazzle!
698
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,742
What are you doing with that?
699
00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:25,315
The cops got it wrong.
700
00:32:25,316 --> 00:32:28,318
We think that Ben's killer
is someone in your show.
701
00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:30,672
- Which means...
- [BEEP]
702
00:32:30,673 --> 00:32:32,175
We're back.
703
00:32:32,176 --> 00:32:35,054
[PANTING]
704
00:32:35,055 --> 00:32:37,715
- [MONITOR BEEPS]
- [SNORTS, WHIMPERS]
705
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:41,100
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