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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:07,541 - [Announcer] The Chester W. Hick Cup, 2 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:10,291 symbolic of America's highest ideals 3 00:00:10,291 --> 00:00:12,875 of sportsmanship and fair play, 4 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:16,458 emblematic of moral rectitude and the eternal striving 5 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:19,000 for excellence in the game of life. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,958 But lest we forget the admonition 7 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:24,416 of Chester W. Hick (hiccuping) himself, 8 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,291 "Young man, winning isn't everything", he cautioned. 9 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:29,333 - [Man] Shit no, it's the only thing! 10 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:30,583 (grunting) 11 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:33,291 (crowd cheering) 12 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:38,833 (light rock music) 13 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,416 ♪ It's a crazy life to be taken light ♪ 14 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,666 ♪ It's a sweet bird rocking tune ♪ 15 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:53,375 ♪ It's a locker game 16 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:58,083 ♪ A spark of flame I assume 17 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:01,458 ♪ It's a smile that's wide and reckless line ♪ 18 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:04,958 ♪ It's a three ring circus too 19 00:01:04,958 --> 00:01:08,875 ♪ It's a breakneck ride so find something to hold on to ♪ 20 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,958 (whistle blowing) 21 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:15,416 ♪ If you got a hunch 22 00:01:15,416 --> 00:01:18,375 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 23 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:23,375 ♪ You gotta bet a bunch 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 24 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:28,583 ♪ If you got a hunch 25 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:31,416 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 26 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:36,416 ♪ You've gotta bet a bunch 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 27 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,833 ♪ It's getting down, it's getting down to ♪ 28 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:45,000 ♪ It's getting down yeah it's getting down to ♪ 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:50,000 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 30 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:04,541 ♪ It's a boundless sky through a painter's eye ♪ 31 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:08,166 ♪ A sunset so fine you could yell ♪ 32 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:13,166 ♪ It's a holiday, a joke we play on ourselves ♪ 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,250 ♪ If you got a hunch 34 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:21,333 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 35 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:26,375 ♪ You've gotta bet a bunch 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 36 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:31,750 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 37 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:35,000 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 38 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 39 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,833 - I wanna see blood in your eyes, you turkeys. 40 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,750 You play for City High! 41 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,208 This isn't a lousy skirmish, this is all out war! 42 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,000 - Everybody happy? 43 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,541 - [All] Yeah, yeah. 44 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,166 - Is there anybody sad? 45 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:56,958 - [All] Hell no. 46 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:59,166 (snorting) 47 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:04,250 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 48 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,708 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 49 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:11,500 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 50 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,000 - You're looking well today, ladies. 51 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,833 Come on. 52 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:18,791 (snorting) 53 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:30,416 (snorting) 54 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,208 Don't be lazy down there, Pigger. 55 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:34,333 Come on, break bone. 56 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,166 All right, break bone! 57 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,250 (snorting) 58 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,291 ♪ Down to the crunch 59 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:51,125 - Coach, can I bother you for a minute? 60 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:51,958 - No. 61 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:59,250 (coughing) 62 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:06,583 - Even as we speak, your team, the City High Moose 63 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,500 are preparing to attempt an upset 64 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,833 over the Johnson High Eagles 65 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:15,000 coached by your very former protege, Alan Arnoldi. 66 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:18,125 Now my question to you coach is this. 67 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,708 Do you get a feeling in the pit of your stomach 68 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,125 that the ship has sailed? 69 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,291 You know, that you're through? 70 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,791 That perhaps this game, this very game 71 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,625 may be your swan song? 72 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,583 Sir? 73 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:32,916 - Howard, Bruce. 74 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:40,833 - Malone, the erudite field commander, 75 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,458 his sagacity on and off the gridiron well known 76 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,666 in these circles throughout his tenure at City 77 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:47,583 has grown obviously tremulous 78 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:49,666 over tomorrow's showdown with Johnson. 79 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,500 (whistle blowing) 80 00:04:57,916 --> 00:04:59,708 - Captain Flitt, front and center. 81 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,833 - [Flitt] Yes, sir. 82 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,333 - All right, tomorrow men, 83 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:05,333 is the biggest game of your lives, the championship game. 84 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,333 I only wish that Chester W. Hick could be around 85 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:11,166 to see his trophy returned to its rightful place. 86 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,916 Chet, god rest his soul 87 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:15,750 must have had an uneasy rest these last few years 88 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:19,791 knowing his trophy was at Johnson High! 89 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:22,333 Well you guys are gonna get it for us. 90 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,041 Now I'm counting on you. 91 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,916 Your school is counting on you. 92 00:05:25,916 --> 00:05:28,791 And Chester W. Hick is counting on you! 93 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:29,791 Now what do you want? 94 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:30,833 - [All] Hick Cup! 95 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:31,750 - What? 96 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,833 - [All] Hick Cup! 97 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,083 - I can't hear you! 98 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,416 - [All] Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup! 99 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:37,833 Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup! 100 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,416 - All right, hit the showers, come on! 101 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:44,333 - [Team] Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup! 102 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,750 - Now hold up a minute there. 103 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,833 (whistle blowing) 104 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:50,083 And remember, men, no nookie until after the game, 105 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,083 you hear me? 106 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,208 It saps your strength. 107 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,833 - [Team] Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup! 108 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,083 Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup! 109 00:05:58,083 --> 00:06:00,916 Nookie, nookie, nookie, nookie, nookie, nookie, 110 00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:02,875 nookie, nookie, nookie! 111 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:05,333 - [Alan] All right, Johnson High, let's go, boys. 112 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,791 This is the year for the Hick Cup, let's go. 113 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:09,250 ♪ Yeah it's getting down to 114 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:13,625 ♪ It's getting down yeah it's getting ♪ 115 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:14,625 (whistle blowing) 116 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,041 (grunting) 117 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,833 ♪ Down to the crunch 118 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:18,958 (whistle blowing) 119 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:19,875 - Gary, you all right? 120 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,291 - Yeah I'm all right, coach. 121 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,625 - All right, good penetration, good hustle. 122 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:23,708 However, that was a late hit. 123 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:24,958 Could cost us 15 yards. 124 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:26,375 We don't wanna lose the game on penalties. 125 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,583 Number two, Gary's our starting quarterback tomorrow. 126 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,583 We wanna keep him healthy. 127 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,750 All right, Gary. 128 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,250 Don't let them push you out of that pocket. 129 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,750 Hang in the pocket. 130 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,958 Extra fraction of a second could make a completion. 131 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,000 - Yeah, but Rose missed a hit, man. 132 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,625 - Rose, tighten it up. 133 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:39,708 He won't miss it tomorrow. 134 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,333 All right, run it again. 135 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,500 - All right, huddle up! 136 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,916 Let's go, come on, huddle up. 137 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,250 Ready, break! 138 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,416 - [Player] On the ball, on the ball, on the ball. 139 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:50,250 Ready! 140 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,166 - That's a very worthwhile ambition, Kathy 141 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:58,166 but are you sure the Peace Corps is still hiring? 142 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,750 - Well if they're not, there's always Hump. 143 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:01,750 - Hump? 144 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,750 - Humans Under Mental Pressure. 145 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:08,500 - Oh yes, of course. (chuckling) 146 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,291 Perhaps you should reconsider college, Kathy. 147 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,375 - Miss Reed, college will be just like high school. 148 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:16,166 Everyone concerned with their own personal gratification. 149 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,250 I mean where are the Berkeleys of today 150 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,250 and the protest rallies? 151 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:25,000 - Ah yes, I haven't had a good one since the war ended. 152 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,583 - I really envy you, Miss Reed. 153 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,958 Back in your day you had causes. 154 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,250 - Yes. 155 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,541 Yes it was exciting. 156 00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:34,750 Oh there was one summer on the Indian Reservation 157 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,500 I'll never forget. (chuckling) 158 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,250 The drums, the tepees, the Chief. 159 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:44,208 - And marching on Selmo with Marlin and Sidney and Harry. 160 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,708 Oh god, Miss Reed, 161 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,625 that must have been an incredible experience! 162 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:51,041 - Oh yes, it was stimulating. 163 00:07:56,041 --> 00:08:00,833 - What I mean, Miss Reed is, you've done it all. 164 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:04,208 I mean you really had your head in the right place. 165 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,791 Kids today, all they think about is sex and football. 166 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:08,916 They're so shallow. 167 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:10,208 - Oh I know what you mean, Kathy, 168 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,250 I understand your frustration. 169 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,208 Think of it this way. 170 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:16,875 Football turns a boy into a man. 171 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,708 - [Alan] Watch the run, linebackers, stick to it. 172 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,916 That's it guys, come on, teamwork, looking good. 173 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:24,833 - Set, hut! 174 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,500 (grunting) 175 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,083 - Ooh. 176 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,041 - Coach, Coach Arnaldi! 177 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:43,000 - Are you okay? 178 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,250 - Yeah, I'm indestructible. 179 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,000 - [Alan] Huddle up guys, team up! 180 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:55,083 - I just wanted to say good luck in the game tomorrow 181 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,791 and we're all behind you. 182 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:58,500 - Well thank you very much, Miss Reed. 183 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,333 See you tomorrow. 184 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,916 - Mhmm. 185 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,666 - All right guys, listen up. 186 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:05,916 City's gonna run all day long tomorrow. 187 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:10,500 I wanna see a nice tight D against a sweep right, okay. 188 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,708 (laughing) 189 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:13,541 - What? 190 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:14,708 - Who's that? 191 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,666 - Oh it's that little nerd from City. 192 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:19,083 - What should we break first, his camera or his head? 193 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,541 - Wait, wait, I've got an idea. 194 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:21,375 Kathy. 195 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,208 - Hi. 196 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,041 - Hi. 197 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,166 Are we glad to see you. 198 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,125 - Yeah? 199 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,166 - We've got this problem, see? 200 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,083 - [Kathy] On the field or off? 201 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,875 - [Jerry] It's the vanilla double dip with the camera 202 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,875 and we could use some camouflage from you. 203 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,708 - Hut hut! 204 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,625 (whistle blowing) 205 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,583 - [Alan] All right, all right, looks smooth. 206 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,541 - [Jerry] Nice to see you out in the daylight, Weasel. 207 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:42,791 See anything you like? 208 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:46,041 - [Freddy] Check the mad looking threads. 209 00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:47,916 - Oh, hello fellas. 210 00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:49,083 - You look at this. 211 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,833 Your mama dress you that way? 212 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,833 - [Kathy] Hi guys. 213 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:53,958 - Hi Kathy. - Hi, Kathy. 214 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,208 - Oh, hi. 215 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,125 - Don't you edit City High's school paper? 216 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,625 - Ah, yeah. 217 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,083 - Yeah, hey listen. 218 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:05,041 I got something you could really get into. 219 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:05,875 - You do? 220 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:06,708 - Yeah. 221 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:08,625 It's um, something that 222 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:14,041 means an awful lot to me, and well, 223 00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:16,541 I'd like to share it with you. 224 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:18,708 - With me? 225 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,541 - Yeah. 226 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,083 Whales. 227 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,250 - [Weasel] Whales? 228 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,083 - [Kathy] It's a terribly important part. 229 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,291 - [Weasel] Yes, I think I read about it. 230 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,416 - Moby Dick, Sperm Whale. 231 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,500 Humpback Whales. 232 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,166 (whistle blowing) 233 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,875 - All right! 234 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,458 All right, huddle up here, team up. 235 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:47,791 (whistle blowing) 236 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:49,000 Sweet move, Ronnie. 237 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,333 Head fake inside really spun you open. 238 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,125 - In, out. 239 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:54,791 And in, out. 240 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,916 - Tell you how important tomorrow's game is, 241 00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,916 championship game. 242 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,166 You're going up against a rough, tough, 243 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,416 well-coached football team. 244 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,083 However, you look ready. 245 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,500 Let's go out there tomorrow and beat City High 246 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,333 fair and square. 247 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,416 Let's keep that Chester W. Hick Cup right here 248 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,041 at Johnson where it belongs. 249 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,291 (team cheering) 250 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,125 Hit the showers, boys. 251 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:25,416 - Whoah, take it easy fellas, I'm wired here. 252 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:26,916 - [Alan] How you doing, Jack? 253 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:27,833 - Hey Alan. 254 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,291 - Sorry you missed the practice. 255 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,791 They're looking like pros. 256 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,041 - Yeah, can I ask you a few questions about the game? 257 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,250 - Sure. 258 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:38,708 Shoot, anything for the Cavalcade of sports. 259 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,291 (clearing throat) 260 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:51,041 - Coach Alan Arnoldi, as you stand at the pinnacle 261 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:54,500 of your short but illustrious career, 262 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,791 poised to lead your charges once more 263 00:11:57,791 --> 00:12:00,041 into the fray, so to speak, 264 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:03,875 against your arch-enemies the City High Moose, 265 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,041 coached by the dreaded Bulldog Malone, 266 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,500 my question is this. 267 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:15,166 Do you anticipate a tension-filled encounter 268 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:21,375 or is it as they say, how you play the game? 269 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,416 - Yeah. 270 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,208 See you tomorrow. 271 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,166 (light rock music) 272 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,791 (hooting and cheering) 273 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:37,916 - Yo, Pigger. 274 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,500 (snorting) 275 00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,708 (humming) 276 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,458 - Hey Flitt, what time's the pep rally? 277 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,791 - Eight o'clock. 278 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,958 OT, if you don't get out of my mirror, 279 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,458 - It's gonna reject your face. 280 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,958 - Get out of here. 281 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:21,958 - Hey be cool, my man. 282 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,583 I'm as pretty as I'm gonna get. 283 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,000 Hey Pigger, you going to the rally? 284 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,083 (snorting) 285 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,833 Ah, you ain't the only one. 286 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,208 Nobody's gonna sleep tonight. 287 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,833 - Diane. 288 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,083 Can I borrow your blue shirt tonight? 289 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:38,916 - Sure. 290 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,083 - How do you wear those tight jeans? 291 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,750 Doesn't it drive you crazy? 292 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,583 - Yeah. 293 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,375 - That's too much butt out for me. 294 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,208 - He took me to the Chem lab. 295 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,291 - Yeah? 296 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,791 - Yes. 297 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,000 There we were in the dark 298 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,666 and he's telling me how much he loves me. 299 00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:04,666 He says he's crazy about my hair, my eyes. 300 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,916 - Wow. 301 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:08,208 - Then we kissed and I felt his tongue 302 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,208 going down my neck and over my shoulders. 303 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,083 - [Woman] Oh you're kidding, my god. 304 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,583 - What happened next? 305 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:15,916 - Nothing. 306 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,250 - Nothing? 307 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,500 - Little bastard got his braces caught in my bra. 308 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,750 (laughing) 309 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,500 - Now remember, I stuck my neck out for you guys. 310 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,125 I almost got killed for this. 311 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,541 - Man, that's what we sent you there for. 312 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:42,041 - [Man] Just throwing the first time. 313 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,250 - [Man] What the hell's that, Weasel, 314 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,583 your family portrait? 315 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,750 It can't be, they're too good looking. 316 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:52,166 - That's Holbeck! 317 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,708 I can tell by the way he's smiling. 318 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,416 - Something obviously went wrong. 319 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,541 (buzzing) 320 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,666 (groaning) 321 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,000 - What's going on in here? 322 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,125 Do you have permission to use this machine after school? 323 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,875 Don't you know there's an energy crisis? 324 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,708 Don't you know that electricity cost money, huh? 325 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,583 You got a note from the shop teacher? 326 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,083 I didn't think so. 327 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,083 You just got no sense of responsibility, you hear me? 328 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,833 Well next time, you damn sure better get one. 329 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,000 (groaning) 330 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:42,041 (light music) 331 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,083 - [Mom] All right, Mom speaking. 332 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,166 Now listen, you Johnson people, stay on your side 333 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,708 of the room, and you City people stay on yours. 334 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,333 We don't want no repeat of last year's action. 335 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,000 Took me two weeks to get the place back in shape, got it? 336 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,833 - O'Toole! 337 00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,791 Hey man, you remember last week 338 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:06,250 when you and Pigger force fed Weasel 20 hamburgers? 339 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,083 - That was too much. 340 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,416 - Yeah it was, wasn't it. 341 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,958 You remember the mess it made coming back up? 342 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,833 - All over the walls. 343 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,333 - All over the walls. 344 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,833 Well I was here till two o'clock in the morning 345 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:16,916 cleaning it up, O'Toole. 346 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:19,500 Don't let it happen again, man. 347 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,541 - Okay. 348 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,083 - Stupid kids, ha Sheila? 349 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:31,708 - Must be, Mom, they're eating your food. 350 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,791 - Murph, look at the jug. 351 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,500 Look at the jugs on that one, huh? 352 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,083 Hell, if they had girls like that when I was growing up 353 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,125 I wouldn't be packing heat today. 354 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,125 Ever see what happens to them 355 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,083 after they smoke that marijuana? 356 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:48,250 They get crazier than chicken ice cream. 357 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,166 You know what I mean, partner? 358 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,625 - [Murph] I've gotta go to the can. 359 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:52,625 - What's the matter with you? 360 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,125 You're always hitting the can. 361 00:16:56,541 --> 00:17:00,333 Keep it up and they're gonna name a stall after you. 362 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,375 (giggling) 363 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,791 - You know those City High girls, 364 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,125 they're really beautiful. 365 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,083 I'm sorry, I'm kidding. 366 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,708 (slurping) 367 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,875 (humming) 368 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,208 (puffing) 369 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,000 ♪ Yes you know I could 370 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,083 ♪ Swimming pools and six door cars ♪ 371 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:43,083 ♪ Take me to Hollywood 372 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,541 ♪ Take me to Hollywood 373 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:50,333 ♪ Hollywood, if I could I would be there ♪ 374 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:54,041 ♪ If I had my own way 375 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,375 ♪ But there's just too much to do here ♪ 376 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,875 ♪ Long while I dreaming my life away ♪ 377 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,208 (whistling) 378 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,541 - Hey Murph, what's up? 379 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,000 Big game tomorrow. 380 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,416 You in crowd control district? 381 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:14,416 - Mhmm. 382 00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,333 - Should be a while. 383 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,666 You'll have your hands full. 384 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:25,416 See you already do. (laughing) 385 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:37,541 It helps if you exhale, Murph. (laughing) 386 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,333 - Hey Flitt. 387 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,875 What'll it be for the City High Flash? 388 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:46,541 - Oh let me see, I'll have a coke and some fries and uh, 389 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,333 you to go. 390 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,333 - Hey listen, you know the price is high 391 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,750 and the goods are choice. 392 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:54,791 You think you're up to giving it a shot? 393 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,000 Oh, hey lover. 394 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,375 - Hey Sheila, you miss me today? 395 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,791 - No way, Mandel. 396 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,541 - She's crazy about me. 397 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,500 - [Flitt] Yeah, sure shows. 398 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000 - Hey hon, how you doing? 399 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,583 - Ah, better than most. 400 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,791 - Well you sure looking pressed and spiffy today, 401 00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,208 I must say. 402 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,875 - Yeah well you're looking pretty foxy yourself, you know. 403 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,375 - Thank you. 404 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,250 - I hear the Precision Prancers are gonna perform 405 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,000 at half time like last year. 406 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,416 - Hey listen, you know we did have fun last year. 407 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,708 - Yeah, until the riot busted out. 408 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,958 Drink it. 409 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,708 That's why you're in the can all the time. 410 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,000 - You ready to order? 411 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,166 - Oreos, green peppers, a burrito with sour cream. 412 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,041 A couple cheeseburgers, heavy on the chili. 413 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:39,333 Strawberry shake, order of onion rings, 414 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,000 and a grape snow cone. 415 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,833 - Oh god, Murphy, ugh. 416 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:47,708 - Sheila, do you have any chicken ice cream? 417 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,833 - I wanna stop now. 418 00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,541 - Come on. 419 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,833 Damn, I've gotta meet Mandel at Mom's. 420 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:09,500 Come on, we don't have time. 421 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,750 - I wanna talk. 422 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:17,041 Okay, if I'm gonna expect others to become committed, 423 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,208 I've gotta set an example. 424 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,791 I've gotta make a personal sacrifice. 425 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,666 - Sounds reasonable to me. 426 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,833 Come on, we've only got 14 minutes. 427 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:30,500 - Gary, I'm thinking of abstaining from sex. 428 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,791 - You're what? 429 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,458 - We better get down to Mom's. 430 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,000 (chattering) 431 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,083 - Hey, by the way, where is Pigger? 432 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,958 (crowd chattering) 433 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,416 (whistling) 434 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,375 - No, call me Mom. 435 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,666 (snorting) 436 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,875 Don't have all. 437 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,041 You know, eating up all the puffers 438 00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:58,875 ain't gonna help me put you through medical school. 439 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,458 Don't talk back to your father, 440 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,125 now get out of here. 441 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,750 Eh. 442 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,291 Kids, could have had a Dobermann Pincher 443 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,791 instead of that big mouth there. 444 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,250 - [Woman] Yo, there's Pigger! 445 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,958 - [Crowd] Pigger, Pigger, Pigger, Pigger. 446 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,458 - Yuck, that's Pigger Peterson. 447 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,666 - Is he ever ugly. 448 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:18,916 - He's dangerous. 449 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,958 - [Man] Hey Pigger, how about some chow? 450 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,000 - Hey, hold on Pigger, that's already spoken for. 451 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,166 Hey! 452 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,083 - Hey Pigger, don't start nothing 453 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,375 you'll be sorry for later. 454 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,750 - Everybody keep cool. 455 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,750 - The guy's a lunatic. 456 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,125 - [Man] That's our food, Pigger! 457 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,625 Put your beef through nagahai! 458 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,125 Go for it, wild man! 459 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,375 - [Cop] Who ordered this? 460 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,625 - [Murph] Looks like he chewed it for you. 461 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,583 - Remember what the coach said, no violence. 462 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,583 - [Man] Have a seat, Pigger! 463 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,333 - [Man] Do it for City, Pigger. 464 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,375 - He wouldn't dare do it. 465 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,708 - Oh my god. 466 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,333 - Revenge is gonna be sweet against you City High clowns. 467 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,458 (laughing) 468 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:05,125 - You just ruined an officer of the law's lunch. 469 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,583 I'd lock you up and swallow the key. 470 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,625 Now take that back to the kitchen 471 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,125 and get me another number two. 472 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,916 - Can't you ever chew your food like a normal human being? 473 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,125 Is that too much to ask? 474 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,375 (laughing) 475 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,250 (clapping) 476 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,541 - Come again! 477 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,041 Don't worry, we'll get the tip. 478 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,750 - Hey guys, where you going? 479 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,625 - Plenty here where there's gonna be a war. 480 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,875 (laughing) 481 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,083 - What happened? 482 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:43,916 - Pigger. 483 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,791 - Hey Sheila, we'll have two orders of fries 484 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:52,125 and a large chocolate shake, two straws. 485 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:54,833 - Yeah sure. 486 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,791 Well listen, your chocolate shake's over there 487 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,000 somewhere between Bob and Linda. 488 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,583 You might find your fries on the dance floor 489 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,250 behind the pinball machine, there's a couple on this wall. 490 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,125 - [O'Toole] That was some sweet stuff. 491 00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:05,916 - We could sucker in their lineman like that 492 00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:08,291 unless they decide to blitz. 493 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:12,208 - [Gary] We're gonna trap the five should whip. 494 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:17,916 - You know, that Kathy Wilton has possibilities. 495 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,250 - Man, you could forget about that. 496 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,500 That's Gary Leonard's girl. 497 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,791 - Oh yeah? 498 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,625 Ten bucks says I can get it on with her 499 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,458 before kickoff tomorrow. 500 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,458 - You're on. 501 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:31,833 - Well, if they blitz, I'll call an audible at the line. 502 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:35,333 - Have either of you two boycotted lettuce lately? 503 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,625 - [Mandel] Well we could do a quick pitch to the fullback. 504 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:41,458 - Yeah maybe that'd work but I don't think so. 505 00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,916 - Excuse me, I'm going to get some air. 506 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:46,791 - Maybe we could have Blunt run a play over here. 507 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,000 - [Gary] Or I could throw a quick screen 508 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,625 off the play action pass. 509 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,416 (slapping) 510 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,458 - Oh, hi Kathy. 511 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,958 I hope you don't mind. 512 00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:58,416 I'm going to use our conversation 513 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,916 as my next Man on Campus piece in the Gazette. 514 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:04,125 - No, we could use the exposure. 515 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:07,916 - Your concern centers on the sperm whale. 516 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:08,958 - Yeah, both species-- 517 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:09,791 - Wexler. 518 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,250 This must be the lady you were telling me about, 519 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,291 one who's enough to Save the Whales group. 520 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,833 - Ow! 521 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,250 Um, Kathy Wilton, this is Richard Plitt. 522 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,416 - Hi, Richard. 523 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:22,583 - Hello, Kathy. 524 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:25,958 - Now back to my Man on Campus piece. 525 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,083 I can just fill in the holes. 526 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:29,916 - What? 527 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,500 - You know Kathy, there are far too few of us 528 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:38,666 concerned with what we are doing to this world. 529 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,041 Look, I was just on my way home. 530 00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:41,041 Can I drop you somewhere? 531 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,208 - Um, I don't know. 532 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:45,083 - Yeah, flank both receivers, go inside. 533 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,416 - Sure, why not? 534 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,833 If it's not out of your way. 535 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250 - No, it's no problem at all. 536 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:55,625 - Sounds good. 537 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,166 That way we overload the zone 538 00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,625 and been on the plank and reverses to the weak side. 539 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:04,125 ♪ Visions of loving you in parlay ♪ 540 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:07,750 ♪ Wishing we hadn't met but blindly ♪ 541 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,833 ♪ Seeing you here is all I could stand ♪ 542 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:15,583 ♪ I'm only a man who has harley ♪ 543 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:19,458 ♪ Visions of loving you in harley ♪ 544 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:23,375 ♪ Wishing we hadn't met so blindly ♪ 545 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,875 ♪ Seeing you here is all I can stand ♪ 546 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,166 ♪ I'm only a man 547 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,541 - And another thing. 548 00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,833 Do you realize that in this world, 549 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:36,625 22 million people, they go to bed hungry every night? 550 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,791 - That's right. 551 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:38,791 And what does the government do about it? 552 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,250 Absolutely nothing. 553 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,750 - Right, what does it spend its money on, guns. 554 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,833 - Yeah, guns. 555 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,750 - They expect the hungry to eat guns. 556 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:49,583 - Exactly. 557 00:25:57,291 --> 00:26:00,250 Well, I better get going in now. 558 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,666 - Okay. 559 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,875 - Richard, I can't remember when I've enjoyed 560 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:07,666 a conversation more, really. 561 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,458 - Same with me. 562 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,750 You know a woman who thinks is so rare. 563 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,208 - So is a man who listens. 564 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,041 - We really have a lot in common. 565 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:20,041 Maybe we can pick up on this conversation again. 566 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:23,500 - Well I really gotta get going now. 567 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,541 - [Flitt] Okay. 568 00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,666 - Oh, remember, no lettuce tonight. 569 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,500 - Who me, you kidding? 570 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,250 Take care. 571 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,250 - Yeah, bye bye. 572 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,083 - Bye bye. 573 00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,791 (sighing) 574 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,458 Another lucky chick about to get my bod. 575 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,166 (car starting) 576 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,083 - [Announcer] Hello, sports fans. 577 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:55,041 Earlier today, Jack Maguire stood on the field of battle. 578 00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:57,541 Now, here is Jack Maguire 579 00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,041 with his Cavalcade of Sports update. 580 00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,208 - [Jack] Thank you, Ed. 581 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,750 All right let's take some calls from the fans 582 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,333 as we watch them here on the eve of the 31st meeting 583 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,500 between Johnson and City High Schools. 584 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,333 - [Stanley] Jack, this is Stanley. 585 00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,083 I just wanna say that coach Arnoldi of Johnson High 586 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,625 is an idiot! 587 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:15,625 An incompetent jerk, and a wet-- 588 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:16,833 - [Jack] Hold it, hold it, hold it. 589 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,541 We'll have none of that on my program. 590 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,708 (revving) 591 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,416 (humming) 592 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,041 (gurgling) 593 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,958 - Hello, Coach Arnoldi. 594 00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,458 - Hello Miss Reed. 595 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:36,125 - Why don't you just put this on your tee 596 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,541 and sink it deep? 597 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,916 - Sink it deep? 598 00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:43,250 (screaming) 599 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:48,291 - Come on, are you ready to lick the opposition? 600 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,125 - Oh aagh! 601 00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:57,291 (parade music) 602 00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,708 - We're gonna win that Hick Cup, baby 603 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,583 'cause I'm gonna make an end run! 604 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:03,458 - Oh, give me that cup! 605 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,291 - Oh, god! 606 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:11,750 All right, position, get in position, position! 607 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,875 Hike hike hike hike hike! 608 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:14,708 Aaagh! 609 00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:21,791 - That's right. 610 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,250 - Oh come on, Bulldog. 611 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,166 You've been threatening to quit for the last five years. 612 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,625 - Yeah but this time I may just do it. 613 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,791 And I tell you one thing. 614 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,000 This time I'm gonna go out in style. 615 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,708 Now we're in good shape for the game tomorrow. 616 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:36,000 When that final gun sounds, 617 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,333 old Chet's cup will be back where it belongs 618 00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:39,875 at City High! 619 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:41,208 - Goddamn right. 620 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,041 You know I get pissed off every time I think 621 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:47,208 of Arnoldi holding on to our Hick Cup. 622 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,916 - You got the last one, didn't you Frank? 623 00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:50,916 - Mhmm. 624 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,083 - Yeah this one's on me, Ralph. 625 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,583 - Got you covered. 626 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,958 Bulldog, kick ass! 627 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:05,458 - You got it, baby. 628 00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,833 - Hey I'll drink to that. 629 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:07,833 - Here here! 630 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,833 Hey Bulldog, remember the championship game back in 50? 631 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:17,583 - I remember, I remember. 632 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,833 - And what a back two we had. 633 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,666 Christman. 634 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:23,458 I'll never forget him. 635 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,958 - We were a damn good then. 636 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,083 - What do you mean then, tomorrow's the big day. 637 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,750 Tomorrow we're gonna drive into the wall. 638 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,791 Tomorrow's when we win, you hear that? 639 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:33,958 City High tomorrow! 640 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,708 - I'll drink to that. 641 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,291 - Give us another round on me, Ralph. 642 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:39,750 - [Ralph] Got you. 643 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:45,083 Here you go. 644 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,708 - It's hard. 645 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:48,875 Well, just a little mug. 646 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:49,708 - [Ralph] Got you covered. 647 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,125 - [Man] A toast! 648 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:53,708 To Coach Malone's lucky longjohn! 649 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,375 (crowd cheering) 650 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,916 - [Alan] Oh, plug that hole. 651 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,625 Plug that hole! 652 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:04,458 Oh! 653 00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,958 Goddamn, what'd you do to me? 654 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,333 - [Miss Reed] Oh, screw the air brakes, go for it! 655 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,750 (whistling) 656 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:13,583 - Go in! 657 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,833 Timeout! 658 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,916 - Oh sorry, I didn't hear the whistle. 659 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:21,333 - Jesus, look what you did to me, you bit me. 660 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,166 You know what that means, don't you? 661 00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,166 - Oh no. 662 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,000 - [Alan] Oh yes. 663 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,833 - Oh no. 664 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:26,666 - [Alan] Oh yes. 665 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,500 - Oh no. 666 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,333 - Yes! 667 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,083 It's a penalty, unnecessary roughness, biting! 668 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:33,916 15 yards! 669 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,750 - And a first down. 670 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,208 - And a first down! 671 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,291 Oh, dime play, dime play! 672 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,833 Dime play! 673 00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,041 (shouting) 674 00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:57,083 (beeping) 675 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,916 (doorbell ringing) 676 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,250 - Richard! 677 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,250 - Hi. 678 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,625 - Hi, what a surprise. 679 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,833 - Well. 680 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,583 You know, after I left this afternoon 681 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,250 I stopped by the bookstore and 682 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,333 I picked this up for you. 683 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,041 - Organic Faith Healing, oh wow! 684 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,791 Richard, this is fantastic! 685 00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,208 Oh but you shouldn't have. 686 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,375 These books are really expensive. 687 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,250 - I knew you'd like it. 688 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,083 Katherine, the truth is, 689 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:48,083 I just wanted to see you again. 690 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,791 - Oh Richard, I'm really touched. 691 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,833 - [Miss Reed] Oh come on Coach, that's it. 692 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,125 Come on, come on! 693 00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,375 (moaning) 694 00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,375 - [Alan] Touchdown. 695 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,000 - [Miss Reed] Touch down. 696 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,208 - There's more to life than just football. 697 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,500 - You know, that's exactly what I've been trying 698 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,500 to tell him. 699 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,500 He won't listen to me. 700 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,458 - Hmm. 701 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,083 (car honking) 702 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,250 - That's Gary. 703 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,916 - Kathy, I'd really like to see you again. 704 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:15,000 I'll be at Mom's tonight at 10. 705 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,208 - I don't know. 706 00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,416 - Mom's at 10? (doorbell ringing) 707 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,166 And remember, if you ever need me, 708 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:24,166 all you have to do is (snapping) snap your fingers. 709 00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:27,166 (doorbell ringing) 710 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,791 - Hi. - Hi. 711 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,333 Flitt! 712 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,708 - Hey Gary, how was Tricks? 713 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,041 - What are you doing here? 714 00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,041 - Just dropped by to deliver a book. 715 00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,791 - Organic Faith Healing? 716 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:46,416 My work, Flitt. 717 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:48,000 Take a hike. 718 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,083 - Hey, come on, Gary. 719 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,250 Let's keep the rivalry on the field, okay? 720 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,125 Enjoy the book. 721 00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:56,375 - Thank you. 722 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,583 - Good luck in the game tomorrow, Gary. 723 00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,916 See you around. 724 00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:01,083 - Yeah, right. 725 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,083 - You'll get your horseplay. 726 00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:12,000 Come on, we're gonna be late for the pep rally. 727 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,666 Hey, how did you get home from Mom's this afternoon? 728 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:16,583 - I walked. 729 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,083 - Belt. 730 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,291 (slapping) 731 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,041 Thank you. 732 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:28,875 - Mmm. 733 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:33,041 Oh Coach. 734 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,916 Goodbye, Coach Arnoldi. 735 00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:40,666 - Goodbye, Miss Reed. 736 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:48,916 (laughing) 737 00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,750 (rock music) 738 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,625 ♪ She's life's fascination 739 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,875 ♪ She never says much more than hello ♪ 740 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,458 ♪ That's a lie 741 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,750 - Come on, you're not serious. 742 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,750 - You know, that's it. 743 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,208 You never think I'm serious. 744 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,000 That's why I'm taking a vow of chastity. 745 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,166 It's a life decision. 746 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,958 It says to everyone, she's dedicated. 747 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,541 - But can't it start tomorrow? 748 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,375 Come on. 749 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:17,875 You know, I bet none of the other guy's girls 750 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,416 are doing this to them tonight. 751 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,541 - You know, you're right, they're probably not. 752 00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,708 Which brings up another point. 753 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,208 I am sick and tired of being known 754 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,375 as Gary Leonard's girl. 755 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,000 - Look, I'm just trying to understand! 756 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,916 - You don't understand! 757 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:34,125 Okay, I thought I had explained it to you. 758 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,708 There are just more important things 759 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,791 in my life than sex, okay? 760 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:39,666 - Kathy! 761 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:42,666 Kathy! 762 00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:44,750 Name two. 763 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:58,083 - Trouble with Kathy? 764 00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,291 - She's got a new cause. 765 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:03,375 She's trying to drive me crazy. 766 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,416 Or maybe she's just trying to become 767 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:06,458 a virgin again, you know. 768 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625 - Ah, women. 769 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:14,458 Sometimes they're a real pain in the ass. 770 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,791 Hey, I've got a couple joints in my car. 771 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:21,291 If you can't get laid, why not get ripped? 772 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,125 Come on, we'll go over to Mom's. 773 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,125 - Yeah. 774 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,750 (laughing) 775 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,750 - [Announcer] All right Johnson students. 776 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:32,041 This is your principal, Mr. Orr speaking. 777 00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,458 It's getting late. 778 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,666 Time to wind down this rally. 779 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:38,166 - [Man] Hey Mr. Orr, you suck! 780 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:43,291 - [Ralph] Hey, Bulldog, how's that kid Ferguson coming? 781 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,625 - He's fast. 782 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,125 But he's not as fast as Greenberg. 783 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,083 - [Ralph] 90 yard run. 784 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,833 And you threw the key block. 785 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,750 - Remember? 786 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,375 He should have turned pro. 787 00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,833 Greenberg was the fastest man on two legs. 788 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:58,916 What the hell is he doing now, 789 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,375 a goddamn insurance salesman. 790 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:04,625 - [Man] Well, speaking of insurance, I gotta call my bookie. 791 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,625 Good night, coach. 792 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,625 Good luck tomorrow. 793 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:07,458 - [Coach] Thanks Warden. 794 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,291 - See you, Coach. 795 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:10,291 - Take it easy, Carmine. 796 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,416 You're late. 797 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,916 - [Man] Grr, watch it, Arnoldi! 798 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:48,291 - Good luck. 799 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:52,000 - You too coach, good luck. 800 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,916 - Who's taking Frank home tonight? 801 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:05,041 - [Man] Not me, I took him home last night. 802 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:09,375 - (sighing) Looks like I'm elected. 803 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:14,791 Come on. 804 00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,625 Your horse is ready. 805 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,083 - [Ralph] Goodnight, Bulldog. 806 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,791 - [Flitt] Not only are you doing me a favor, 807 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,708 you're doing your school a favor. 808 00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:27,500 - [Chris] Cut it Flitt, I'm doing it for the money. 809 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,833 - [Flitt] Okay, you know the plan. 810 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:29,833 - [Chris] Yeah I know it. 811 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,500 Just relax, we'll keep him busy. 812 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:44,500 - What's she hanging in for? 813 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,291 - You don't think I'm gonna take Gary Leonard on 814 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,500 by myself, do you? 815 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,500 - Well I don't know, Chris. 816 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,000 Maybe I should go home. 817 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,458 My mom will kill me if I stay out all night. 818 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,250 - Kim, you promised. 819 00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,750 - Yeah, but. 820 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:01,083 - Look, there's no way we can get into trouble. 821 00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,083 It's two to one. 822 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,333 - Don't you guys think we've carried this 823 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,083 a bit too far? 824 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:09,541 - Not when it comes to winning. 825 00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,208 Okay look, I put a bong and a couple of pipes 826 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,375 in the glove compartment in the back. 827 00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,458 I'll pick up the truck from you 828 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,041 after the game tomorrow, okay? 829 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:18,250 (sighing) 830 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:32,750 ♪ Oh there must be something more ♪ 831 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,916 (revving) 832 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,041 (crowd cheering) 833 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,416 - Well, we're here. 834 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,250 - Why are we here? 835 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,458 - Look man, we volunteered, don't you remember? 836 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,083 - Oh yeah, the Johnson High kamikaze. 837 00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,208 - Oh come on, man. 838 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,916 Think of Malone's face when he can't find 839 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,833 his lucky longjohn. 840 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:59,583 Come on, he'd go out of his tree. 841 00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:04,750 - (sighing) All right, let's go. 842 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,041 - Right, and remember, if anybody asks, 843 00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,166 we transferred yesterday. 844 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,958 (crowd cheering) 845 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,416 - And I don't want you coming here anymore! 846 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:23,375 - Oh Mom, this is so embarrassing. 847 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:26,041 - Oh, I've had my eye on you for a long time now. 848 00:40:26,041 --> 00:40:27,333 Or haven't you noticed? 849 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,625 - Yeah I've noticed. 850 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:30,958 But I know you're kidding. 851 00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:32,916 - Oh I don't kid when it comes to two things. 852 00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:33,791 - [Sheila] Yeah, what's that? 853 00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:35,791 - Football and my women. 854 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,083 - Honey, stick to football. 855 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:42,625 (sighing) 856 00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,625 - Sheila, two of Mom's specials 857 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:47,583 and have yourself a coke on me. 858 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:49,125 - Mhmm. 859 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,041 - Hi Kathy. 860 00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,291 - [Woman] The things I've heard about the people 861 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,375 who hang around that place, they're very fast. 862 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:57,958 I don't want you hanging around that kind of a crowd. 863 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,250 - [Woman] Oh come on. 864 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,375 - [Woman] I've raised you properly, 865 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,375 I want a beautiful girl. 866 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,833 (blues harmonica music) 867 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:22,208 - Yeah, play, play, yeah! 868 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:27,708 Woo! 869 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,625 (laughing) 870 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,083 (belching) 871 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,208 - There he is. 872 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,250 Think we can handle them both? 873 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,625 - [Kim] I'll try. 874 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:56,958 - Hey guys. 875 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,500 Wanna take a ride? 876 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,916 We got Flitt's van for the night 877 00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:07,083 and we're gonna be really lonely in it 878 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,166 all by ourselves. 879 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,958 - Come on Gary, we ought to help them out. 880 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:13,291 - Well if you guys aren't interested, 881 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:15,541 I guess tonight just isn't our night. 882 00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:16,791 - Gary, please. 883 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,166 - Yeah. 884 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,625 Let's go. 885 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,375 - Hey, all right! 886 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:35,208 (harmonica playing) 887 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,583 - [Chris] Welcome aboard. 888 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,666 Care for a little something from room service? 889 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:42,250 - Wow, this place looks like a motel. 890 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:45,666 - [Mr. Orr] This is Mr. Orr, your principal, again. 891 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:49,791 Johnson students, I am getting very, very annoyed. 892 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:54,166 This rally has got to come to an end. 893 00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:55,500 Enough is enough! 894 00:42:56,833 --> 00:43:00,666 - [Man] Ah, no one's listening to you, you meathead! 895 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,708 - [Kathy] Hey Mandel, wait a minute. 896 00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,125 Mandel, wait a minute, will you? 897 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,875 Well at least wait until we stop. 898 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,750 - [Mandel] We stopped. 899 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,333 Okay, now let's go. 900 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:20,208 - Duck! 901 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,375 - Where are we? 902 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,958 - Shh. 903 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,250 Quick, in here. 904 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,833 (chuckling) 905 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,625 (mumbling) 906 00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:35,458 Shh! 907 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,875 - My god. 908 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,166 The girls' locker room! 909 00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,500 (chuckling) 910 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:48,791 ♪ Everybody needs love 911 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:51,083 (coughing) 912 00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:54,791 - What the hell did you put in here? 913 00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:55,625 - Beer. 914 00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,083 - Beer? 915 00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:57,916 - Mhmm. 916 00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:02,291 - [Gary] Well I like it. 917 00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:05,125 - You two look like a couple of gamblers. 918 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,541 - Depends, Chris. 919 00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,666 What's the game? 920 00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:09,791 - How about strip poker? 921 00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:11,208 - Deal the cards! 922 00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:13,875 - Yoo hoo hoo. 923 00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,166 - Oh yoo hoo, check this out. 924 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,583 Ain't they sweet? 925 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,000 - Oh my. 926 00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:24,875 Let's split, man, have fun, one second. 927 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:26,291 - Come on man, come on. 928 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,500 We gotta get out of here, come on, get going. 929 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,750 - What here, here? 930 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,125 Oh man, we got to find Malone topless. 931 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,416 - Yeah right, hold on a second. 932 00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:33,708 - [Freddy] Cousin! 933 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:37,375 - [Jerry] Can't forget Malone's new panties. 934 00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:40,625 - Blows. 935 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,541 - Beats me. 936 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,250 - Guess this isn't my day. 937 00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,208 Ooh, it's chilly in here. 938 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:07,583 I hope you don't mind if I snuggle up next to you. 939 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,833 (giggling) 940 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:12,666 - Damn I wish I'd been born a quarterback. 941 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,000 - This sure beats solitaire. 942 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,833 - I think this is the place. 943 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:27,166 - Catch some lights man, it's dark here. 944 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:31,416 Confidential, even. 945 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,958 Key's gotta be here someplace, huh? 946 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,875 You don't think he carries them with him, do you? 947 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:38,958 - I hope not. 948 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,458 Quick, quick! 949 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,000 - We're in business! (laughing) 950 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,916 - Let's go. 951 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:04,208 Ah, yeah. 952 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:12,666 Now you're talking, come on. 953 00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:15,791 Hold this. 954 00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:17,625 Come on, man, come on! 955 00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:18,458 Damn! 956 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:20,458 Nailed it. 957 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:22,000 (laughing) 958 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,583 - His longjohns! 959 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:24,416 All right! 960 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,291 (sniffing) ah. 961 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,083 Malone's gonna croak! 962 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,125 Put it back. 963 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,541 Come on man, let's get out of here. 964 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:54,250 - Lucky longjohns, you belong to us. 965 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,375 - [Mr. Orr] Johnson students, I am not going 966 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:58,250 to repeat this again. 967 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:01,875 This is Mr. Orr, your principal speaking. 968 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,625 - You know Richard, I'm discovering how nice 969 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,333 it is to be with someone who doesn't think 970 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,541 that everything I do, everything I care about 971 00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:11,291 is some sort of joke. 972 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,083 - Joke? 973 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,333 Kathy, everything you do is special. 974 00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:20,250 'Cause you're a special person to me. 975 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:24,166 I admire a woman who sticks to her commitments. 976 00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,083 - We'll work together, Richard. 977 00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,250 We will make people realize that there are battles 978 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,291 to be fought. 979 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:33,500 Isn't it exciting? 980 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,875 To know that a man and woman can be perfectly happy 981 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,458 in a non physical relationship? 982 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:42,666 (laughing) 983 00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:45,500 (clearing throat) 984 00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:52,708 - Come on you guys, let's see what you got. 985 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,875 - [Chris] She means your cards, fellas. 986 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,250 - Ten high. 987 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,916 - Threes and sevens. 988 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,625 - Zip. 989 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,666 - Read them and weep. 990 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,000 Straight flush. 991 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,833 - [Mandel] Gary, I'm so glad you talked me out 992 00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,750 of going into the priesthood. 993 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:16,750 - Down, hey! 994 00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,916 - [Chris] Hot stuff. 995 00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:26,500 Look at those legs. 996 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:32,125 - [Mandel] I think I feel a draft.(laughing) 997 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,750 - [Chris] This'll keep you warm. 998 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,416 (laughing) 999 00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,708 - I guess the turning point in my life was 1000 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:42,958 when I saw Jane Fonda cohost the Mike Douglas show. 1001 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,000 Richard, stop it. 1002 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,291 - Well, I can't help myself Kathy, 1003 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,125 I'm so turned on by your mind. 1004 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,083 I've got to have you. 1005 00:48:52,083 --> 00:48:53,541 - Richard, let go. 1006 00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:54,958 - Look, you don't want me to stop, come on! 1007 00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:56,375 - Richard, cut it out! 1008 00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:58,375 - Quit wriggling around! 1009 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,083 - Get out of here! 1010 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,375 Go on, get out! 1011 00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:05,916 You don't care about me. 1012 00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:07,208 You only care about yourself. 1013 00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:09,125 You're just like everyone else. 1014 00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:12,041 - Hey, I'm not like everybody else. 1015 00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:13,583 I'm the best. 1016 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,083 - You're the pits. 1017 00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:17,000 Richard. 1018 00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:19,750 Shove it. 1019 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,416 - Okay fellas. 1020 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:29,375 Let's see what you got. 1021 00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:30,208 - Eight high. 1022 00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:31,875 - Two pair. 1023 00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:35,750 - (sighing) Looks like I win. 1024 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:45,458 Now we'll see who's got the joker. 1025 00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:47,625 (honking) 1026 00:49:48,958 --> 00:49:52,166 - [Mandel] What the hell was that? 1027 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,416 (snorting) 1028 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,833 - The women set us up! 1029 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,333 - Come on, let's get those guys from Johnson high! 1030 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:06,083 - The hell with the guys, let's go get the girls! 1031 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:09,458 - [Chris] Get out of here, Pigger! 1032 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,750 (shouting) 1033 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:14,541 - [Announcer] Good afternoon and welcome 1034 00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:19,291 to the 31st annual Chester W. Hicks Cup Memorial Game. 1035 00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:22,000 This is Hank Banks, your game announcer. 1036 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,458 We have a beautiful day for this important meeting 1037 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,125 between the Johnson High Eagles 1038 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,250 and the City High Moose. 1039 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,625 Principals Orr and Equirtzel 1040 00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:33,750 have asked me to impart a few of the do's and don'ts 1041 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,708 for today's behavior. 1042 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,666 School spirit is one thing 1043 00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:40,375 but let's not get carried away. 1044 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:44,458 There'll be no throwing of cans, bottles, cherry bombs, 1045 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,375 stink bombs, water bags, tire irons 1046 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,833 or other instruments of destruction. 1047 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:53,875 Persons doing so will be dealt with promptly. 1048 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,625 After all, this is only a football game. 1049 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,208 It's not real life. 1050 00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,833 - I don't believe it, they even stole my panties. 1051 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,250 - Oh that's okay, so you better use mine. 1052 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,666 - Boy oh boy, am I tired. 1053 00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:22,250 - Hey Kim just said nothing happened. 1054 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:24,166 - Plenty happened. 1055 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:27,375 You ever tried fighting off a whole football team? 1056 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:28,208 - Who won? 1057 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,666 - Are you kidding? 1058 00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:32,333 No cheap sex for me. 1059 00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:36,500 I'm saving myself for college. 1060 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,916 - [Hank] Attention, ladies and gentlemen, 1061 00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:41,041 I want to make a few announcements. 1062 00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:43,833 I'm happy to tell you that this year, once again, 1063 00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:46,916 we will be entertained by the Precision Prancers. 1064 00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:49,250 They seem to be a little late arriving. 1065 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,583 They'll be here. 1066 00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,625 Now I've been asked to caution you. 1067 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:57,000 No one is allowed on the football field. 1068 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,750 Of course let's make an exception, the players. 1069 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:04,791 Any non playing personnel found on the field during play 1070 00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:06,541 will be subject to a fine. - Hello. 1071 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,208 - Ooh! - Or imprisonment or both. 1072 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:13,916 No consumption of alcoholic beverages will be condoned. 1073 00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:15,125 You don't want a repetition 1074 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,416 of last year's unseemly behavior. 1075 00:52:17,416 --> 00:52:20,666 Remember the spirit of Chester W. Hick. 1076 00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:42,458 - Oh that guy. 1077 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,750 I'll kill the son of a bitch! 1078 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,958 ♪ You wanna ride in the lean machine ♪ 1079 00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:57,750 ♪ You're really in for a fight 1080 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,416 ♪ Pick a side but you can pick my team ♪ 1081 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:03,291 ♪ I'll warn you girl I'm right 1082 00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:06,208 ♪ Ill play tough and I play to win ♪ 1083 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:08,458 ♪ These goods are genuine 1084 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,791 ♪ You are guaranteed through time ♪ 1085 00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:16,791 ♪ Girl just jump and slide 1086 00:54:17,416 --> 00:54:19,625 ♪ Big dog 1087 00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,666 ♪ We can make our amend 1088 00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:24,500 ♪ Big dog 1089 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,791 - Coach Arnoldi, can I just have a few words with you? 1090 00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:28,041 - Sure, Jack, how you doing? 1091 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,333 - Fine, big game today. 1092 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,791 - Big game today, everybody's ready. 1093 00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:32,541 Starting squad's pretty strong. 1094 00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:34,083 We have a good day for football, 1095 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,833 I think it's gonna be a good little game, thank you. 1096 00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:37,166 - One other question, coach 1097 00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:39,750 that's on the minds of all my radio listeners 1098 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:44,041 and that is the arm of quarterback Gary Leonard. 1099 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:48,125 Now rumor has it that he can no longer throw that long-- 1100 00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,583 - Where are they? 1101 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:51,833 - Where's what? 1102 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:52,958 - Where are they? 1103 00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:54,208 Get out of here. 1104 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,458 - [Alan] What are you talking about? 1105 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,625 - You know what I'm talking about Arnoldi. 1106 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:57,791 - I don't know what you're saying. 1107 00:54:57,791 --> 00:54:59,000 - Yes you do! 1108 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,333 - We've been joined by Coach Malone. 1109 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,666 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1110 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:02,875 - I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch. 1111 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:03,708 - [Alan] Bulldog! 1112 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,208 - Where are they?! 1113 00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,416 - What? 1114 00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:07,666 - My underwear, that's what I'm talking about! 1115 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:09,250 - [Alan] Underwear? 1116 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,875 - Coach Malone really seems upset. 1117 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,375 Something about his underwear. 1118 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,125 - You're talking about your lucky longjohns, Bulldog? 1119 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,958 All the years I was playing for you, 1120 00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:17,125 I wanted to take them myself. 1121 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,875 - Cheap shot, Arnoldi, cheap shot. 1122 00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:21,625 - I never touched them! 1123 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,125 - Ladies and gentlemen, I really don't know 1124 00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,583 how to explain this. 1125 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:28,333 Something about Coach Malone losing his underwear. 1126 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:31,500 How that will affect the game, none of us know. 1127 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,166 - [Hank] Ladies and gentlemen, 1128 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:35,666 we regret to inform you that the Precision Prancers 1129 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,250 marching band is late in arriving. 1130 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,041 But they should be here in time 1131 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:42,083 for your halftime entertainment. 1132 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,916 (cheering) 1133 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:45,916 - Nice lens cap, Weasel. 1134 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,791 - Johnson calls tails, tails it is. 1135 00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:55,666 Johnson you've chosen to receive. 1136 00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:58,333 City, you've chosen the west goal to kick from. 1137 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:01,750 - Okay, we'll kick from this side, let's go. 1138 00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:04,416 - [Hank] Please rise and join Miss Gladys Dalrymple 1139 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:06,500 of the Daughters of the American Revolution 1140 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,333 in the singing of our national anthem 1141 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,083 accompanied by the dulcet tones 1142 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,666 of the Golden Straumberg Organ. 1143 00:56:13,916 --> 00:56:18,250 ♪ Oh say can you see 1144 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:22,375 ♪ By the dawn's early light 1145 00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:26,625 ♪ What so proudly we hailed 1146 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:30,541 ♪ at the twilight's last gleaming ♪ 1147 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,708 ♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪ 1148 00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:37,500 ♪ through the perilous fight 1149 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,500 - [Man] We're lost, Barney. 1150 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,666 - [Barney] I know, Phil. 1151 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,083 Tell me something I don't know. 1152 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:42,208 Like where the hell are we? 1153 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,208 - [Phil] Check the map. 1154 00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,208 - [Barney] Who's got a map? 1155 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,208 - [Phil] You ain't got a map? 1156 00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:46,500 - [Barney] You see a map? 1157 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:51,208 ♪ O say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave ♪ 1158 00:56:56,875 --> 00:57:01,875 ♪ O'er the land of the free 1159 00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:06,291 ♪ And the home of the brave 1160 00:57:08,708 --> 00:57:11,000 (cheering) 1161 00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:17,166 (whistle blowing) 1162 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,166 - [Hank] And here we go! 1163 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:29,458 Armstrong returns the opening kickoff 18 yards 1164 00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,708 to the Johnson High 32 yard line 1165 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:34,041 where it'll be first and 10. 1166 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,000 - All right, we'll be using next set of downs. 1167 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:38,833 - Okay. 1168 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,333 - They're in late. 1169 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,750 - All right men, get psyched. 1170 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,333 - Tough D, tough D! 1171 00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,958 (whistle blowing) 1172 00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:51,541 - [Hank] Gary Leonard as quarterback 1173 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,458 lines up the Johnson High Eagles 1174 00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:56,416 for the first defensive series of today's game. 1175 00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:57,250 - Down! 1176 00:57:58,666 --> 00:57:59,500 Blue 51! 1177 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,625 Check! 1178 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,958 Hunt! 1179 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,791 (whistle blowing) 1180 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,458 - [Hank] Leonard hands off to Mandel, 1181 00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,458 a loss of two on the play. 1182 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,791 It'll be second down and 12. 1183 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:16,500 - Break! 1184 00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,208 Down. 1185 00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,000 Set! 1186 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,583 Green 88, green 88! 1187 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:29,750 Hut, hut, hut! 1188 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,416 (bashing) 1189 00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:34,666 (whistle blowing) 1190 00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:36,208 - [Hank] That's right, he's tackled at the 23, 1191 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,458 a return of 18. 1192 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,416 - Timeout. 1193 00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,583 - [Hank] We have an injured player on the field, number 41, 1194 00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,583 Ed Dubrinski of Johnson High 1195 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:47,583 leaving the field under his own power. 1196 00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,166 Now during this pause, let's have a word 1197 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:51,916 from Cavalcade of Sports' own Jack Maguire. 1198 00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:53,375 - Remind you that at Mr. Tony's, 1199 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,625 a little bit off the top barbershop, 1200 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,541 there are never any lines, six chairs, no waiting, 1201 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:01,083 plus the latest selection of comic books. 1202 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,916 ♪ We got the spirit 1203 00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,791 ♪ Come on let's hear it 1204 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:08,250 - [Hank] Johnson ball, first and 10 near midfield. 1205 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,375 ♪ I-R 1206 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:10,875 ♪ I-T 1207 00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:13,208 ♪ We got spirit so let's hear it ♪ 1208 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:14,458 - Onslaught, check flair on two. 1209 00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:17,291 Onslaught check flair on two. 1210 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,500 You saw what happened to Dubrinski. 1211 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:19,833 Who want's the two. 1212 00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:20,833 - I got it, man. 1213 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,291 I'll ring his bell so loud 1214 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:25,708 he'll think he plays hunchback for Notre Dame. 1215 00:59:27,666 --> 00:59:29,041 (crowd cheering) 1216 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:29,875 - Down. 1217 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:32,750 Down 22, two 22. 1218 00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:35,750 Set, hut! 1219 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,791 - Set back defense, go get him. 1220 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,125 - Way to hit, JH. 1221 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:48,958 Nice shot. 1222 00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:50,583 (cracking) 1223 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:54,458 - Come on, what the hell, are you blind, goddamit. 1224 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,500 You all right? 1225 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,541 - Yeah I'm okay. 1226 00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:58,166 - All right, get in there. 1227 00:59:58,166 --> 00:59:59,666 - We've got to stick these creeps 1228 00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,833 before this gets out of hand. 1229 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,000 - Okay, open up to me you guys, let's go. 1230 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,916 You and you, I'm gonna take Leonard off the neck, let's go. 1231 01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,791 - Down, blue 17, blue 17! 1232 01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,458 Set. 1233 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:25,291 Hut, hut! 1234 01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,708 - [Hank] Fumble. 1235 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:36,208 Reggie Wilmont, number 54 recovers for City High. 1236 01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:37,875 - Hey! 1237 01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:39,166 How about that, eh? 1238 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,916 - I'm going deep on you all day, Leonard 1239 01:00:40,916 --> 01:00:42,833 just like I did with Kathy last night. 1240 01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:44,916 Hey, did you ever notice that birthmark on her thigh? 1241 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:47,250 - Let me up, you bastard. 1242 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:48,083 - Come on guys, break it up. 1243 01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:49,375 Get back to your huddle. 1244 01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:51,666 - Very nice, thank you very much, yeah. 1245 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:54,458 Congratulations, a nice clean hit. 1246 01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:01,250 - All right, settle down, settle down. 1247 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,333 Gary, what's going on in there? 1248 01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,500 - Nothing, coach, nothing. 1249 01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:07,833 - [Hank] City High first and 10 1250 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,708 at the Johnson High 25. 1251 01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:13,875 - Down! 1252 01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166 - I'm gonna pop your berries deep. 1253 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,416 Here I come, baby. 1254 01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:18,625 I'm gonna chew you up, I'm gonna hurt you, 24, 1255 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,458 you better run 'cause you'll never walk again! 1256 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:28,458 - [Hank] McCormick loses three, 1257 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:29,958 back to the 28. 1258 01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:32,125 Second down and 13. 1259 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,625 - One more thing, folks. 1260 01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:36,500 Starting on Monday, Mr. Tony's latest customer convenience 1261 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,583 will be car wash service. 1262 01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:41,583 - [Hank] The cheerleaders really add a lot 1263 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:44,041 to the game, don't they folks? 1264 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,791 - Down! 1265 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:48,666 Set, hut! 1266 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,250 (whistle blowing) 1267 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,250 - All right, all right. 1268 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,416 (clapping) 1269 01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:09,666 - Down! 1270 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:12,333 A41, Blue 25, set! 1271 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,041 Hut! 1272 01:02:22,625 --> 01:02:23,791 (whistle blowing) 1273 01:02:23,791 --> 01:02:26,458 - [Hank] Interception by Ed Farmwick. 1274 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:28,666 Returned to City's 36 yard line 1275 01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:32,291 where it'll be Johnson's ball first and 10. 1276 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:38,666 - Hey Leonard, I saw you at the drive in with your date. 1277 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:40,625 I think I heard her bark! 1278 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,416 - [Player] Hey, lay off, his girl's a saint. 1279 01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:45,333 - Yeah, a Saint Bernard. - Blue 15! 1280 01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:48,375 Set! 1281 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:49,208 Come on! 1282 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:56,291 (whistle blowing) 1283 01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:58,000 - [Hank] Penalty by number 58, roughing the passer. 1284 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,083 Number 58, Richard Flitt. 1285 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,791 - Hey man, you're spending a lot of time on your back. 1286 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:06,291 But not as much as Kathy does. 1287 01:03:06,291 --> 01:03:08,458 - Get the hell off me! 1288 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:11,250 I'm gonna break both your arms! 1289 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:12,666 (whistle blowing) 1290 01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:14,000 - What, hold it. 1291 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,083 - [Hank] There seems to be a slight difference 1292 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,208 of opinion on the rose. 1293 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,541 - [Ref] Break it up, break it up. 1294 01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:22,291 Come on, back to your benches, let's go. 1295 01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:24,041 - [Hank] During this pause in play action 1296 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:26,000 let's begin with my good friend 1297 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,541 Mom's celebration special. 1298 01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:30,916 - It's all over, back to the bench. 1299 01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,041 - Break it up! 1300 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:33,083 - Let's go guys. 1301 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,125 - Move it, move it, let's go. 1302 01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:35,708 - All right, back to the bench, 1303 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,125 come on let's go, come on let's go. 1304 01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,625 It's all over. 1305 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,291 - Come on, get in your huddles now, let's go. 1306 01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:41,125 - All right. - Huddle it up. 1307 01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:42,375 - Come on! 1308 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:43,416 - Come on, let's move it, come on. 1309 01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,833 Back to the bench, here we go. 1310 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,916 - We're gonna win this game! 1311 01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:48,916 - [Hank] And we expect a good, clean contest. 1312 01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,458 (bell dinging) 1313 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:52,500 (honking) 1314 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,208 (farting and honking) 1315 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,291 (boinging) 1316 01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,875 (crashing) 1317 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,333 (boinging) 1318 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,750 (squeaking) 1319 01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:04,250 (honking) 1320 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,916 (farting) 1321 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:06,750 - Hey! 1322 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:08,500 (thwacking) 1323 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,333 - Offside! 1324 01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:11,625 (honking) 1325 01:04:11,625 --> 01:04:13,166 (honking) 1326 01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:14,458 - Shake it off. 1327 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,916 - Well this could be Johnson's last chance 1328 01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:24,166 to put some points on the board before halftime. 1329 01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,833 - [Hank] With less than a minute left on the clock 1330 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:28,916 before the half, it's still a scoreless tie. 1331 01:04:28,916 --> 01:04:31,541 Leonard brings Johnson High out on the City 1332 01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:36,583 45 yard line where he faces third down and six to go. 1333 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,416 (snorting) 1334 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,166 - Learn that from a Berlitz record? 1335 01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,000 - Red 56! 1336 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:44,125 Set! 1337 01:04:45,541 --> 01:04:46,375 Come on! 1338 01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:53,666 (crowd cheering) 1339 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,916 - [Hank] Touchdown, Johnson High! 1340 01:04:56,916 --> 01:05:00,041 Leonard pass to number 81, deep ball. 1341 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:04,375 Hold on, there's a flag on the play. 1342 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:08,166 We have a personal foul, number 58 Richard Plitt. 1343 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,625 Penalty is declined, the touchdown stands. 1344 01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:13,583 Johnson leads six to nothing. 1345 01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,125 Gary Leonard shaken up on the play 1346 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:17,333 is being helped to his feet. 1347 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,291 And he seems to be all right. 1348 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,625 ♪ You know, we got soul 1349 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,708 - Poor boy. 1350 01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:34,958 - [Team] Break! 1351 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,416 - [Hank] Mike Carron, number 59 1352 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,916 is on to attempt the extra point 1353 01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:45,500 out of a hold by Armstrong, number 21. 1354 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,333 Kick is up, it's good! 1355 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,208 - All right! 1356 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,708 - [Hank] The gun sounds, it's the end of the first half 1357 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,875 with the score Johnson High seven, 1358 01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:55,708 City High nothing. 1359 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:56,958 Hungry? 1360 01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,625 Well a quick trip to the north end of the stadium 1361 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,583 will bring you to Mom's Canteen. 1362 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,666 Yes sir, Mom himself is here 1363 01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,875 to serve you his famous culinary delight, 1364 01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:08,041 Mom's Mystery Meat Sandwich. 1365 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,583 Guess what you're eating and win round trip tickets for two 1366 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:12,458 to any City serviced by Amtrak 1367 01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:14,458 within a 31 mile radius. 1368 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,958 Standby for the Precision Prancers 1369 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:19,875 expected at any moment. 1370 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:23,708 - I think we crossed the state line. 1371 01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:24,708 - You're a lot of help. 1372 01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:25,958 The highway is over there. 1373 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,458 - No, it's back there. 1374 01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,625 - No, no. - This way, this way. 1375 01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,250 - Ask Kettles back there. 1376 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:32,416 - Sure, here. 1377 01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:34,000 - You're both nuts, hell with it. 1378 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,500 - You go straight. 1379 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,375 - [Johnson Player] That's pretty good, the way you City guys 1380 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,625 wear uniforms with your IQ on your jersey. 1381 01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:47,208 - [City Player] Run into me in the second half baby 1382 01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:48,333 and I'll plug you a one way ticket 1383 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,875 into never neverland. 1384 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,875 - [Johnson Player] I'll be on you like white on rice. 1385 01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,083 Like fleas on a collar! 1386 01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:54,708 Like crabs on your mama! 1387 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,500 (mumbling) 1388 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,708 - [Man] What's into him? 1389 01:06:57,708 --> 01:07:00,125 - [Man] It means you can't make a baby, yeah. 1390 01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:03,500 Ask your mom where your sister came from! 1391 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,875 - Gary! 1392 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:13,791 Gary! 1393 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:14,708 - [Alan] Go on Gary, hustle up. 1394 01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:15,791 - Gary! 1395 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,166 Are you all right? 1396 01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,333 - Yeah, I'm fine. 1397 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,166 - Gary! 1398 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,583 I just wanna talk to you for a minute. 1399 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,833 - Why don't you save it for Flitt? 1400 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:27,416 He tells me the two of you were real close. 1401 01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:49,666 - 31 years ago, I walked out on a football field 1402 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:53,000 and coached my very first football game. 1403 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,458 It was cold, I remember that. 1404 01:07:57,625 --> 01:08:01,250 I had 23 budding young Americans under my arms. 1405 01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:06,125 And I wasn't quite sure whether I could do the job. 1406 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,541 Hell, the night before the game 1407 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,875 I was sitting by the stove going with the plans 1408 01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:12,166 and I felt very much alone. 1409 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,500 Well my mother, god rest her soul 1410 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,125 came over to me and 1411 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:25,083 put her hand in my head, and said 1412 01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:28,125 "Bulldog, it's gonna be cold tomorrow, 1413 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,500 "these are for you." 1414 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:34,000 And she handed me a pair of red longjohns. 1415 01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:40,291 You know, suddenly I felt stronger, 1416 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:41,958 more sure of myself. 1417 01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:46,791 Well I wore them the next day and we won the game. 1418 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,833 I wore them the game after and we won that one. 1419 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,041 I wore them every game that year 1420 01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:54,708 and we won the goddamn championship! 1421 01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:57,666 Now I had been wearing those goddamn red longjohns 1422 01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:58,750 for 30 years! 1423 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:03,208 And I'm not wearing them today, and you know why? 1424 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:07,166 Because some son of a bitch stole them! 1425 01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:09,666 And I feel naked without them. 1426 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,000 Powerless! 1427 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:17,166 Like a quarterback without an arm. 1428 01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:21,791 But what about you guys, huh? 1429 01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,875 What are you doing out there? 1430 01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:26,708 You're letting them beat the shit out of you! 1431 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:27,916 Now when you go back out there 1432 01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:30,541 I want you to kick ass, all right? 1433 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,375 Kick ass! 1434 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:34,458 Kick ass, kick ass! 1435 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,458 Come on you pricks! 1436 01:09:35,458 --> 01:09:37,125 Kick ass, kick ass! 1437 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,583 - [Team] Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1438 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:42,541 Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1439 01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:45,458 Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1440 01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:48,250 - I'll look for my goddamn underwear. 1441 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:51,875 - [Team] Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1442 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:54,500 - Jack Maguire, outside the men's locker room at City High 1443 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:57,166 where we'll bring you a behind the scenes view 1444 01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:59,791 of the players at halftime. 1445 01:09:59,791 --> 01:10:02,458 Oh, oh here's coach Malone. 1446 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:05,958 Coach, your team played terribly the first half. 1447 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,083 Now do you have any strategy for the second half? 1448 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:08,916 - Bug off. 1449 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,583 - The coach has just assured us. 1450 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:15,875 Just a moment. 1451 01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:17,416 There's something strange going on. 1452 01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:19,250 It is an unidentified female walking into 1453 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,125 the City High locker room. 1454 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:25,166 - [Team] Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1455 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,791 - Hey Flitt, it's room service. 1456 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:30,750 - Kathy! 1457 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:31,750 (snapping) 1458 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:32,583 - Ah! 1459 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,666 (whimpering) 1460 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,875 Can I have your name, miss? 1461 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,083 - Abdullah the Butcher. 1462 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:45,583 - [O'Toole] Okay Romeo, where's my 10 bucks? 1463 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:52,041 - Listen up, here comes the coach. 1464 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,458 - All right guys, come on, team huddle, hustle up. 1465 01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,750 Listen up guys. 1466 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,125 All right. 1467 01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:06,583 Bulldog's over there pissed off. 1468 01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:07,666 You know why? 1469 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,708 Somebody copped his underpants, boys. 1470 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,708 (laughing) 1471 01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:17,125 They're old, guys. 1472 01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,750 I want you to know I played for him myself. 1473 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,708 He had them for 31 years so far 1474 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,250 and I don't think he ever washed them once. 1475 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,541 (laughing) 1476 01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:29,041 (whistling) 1477 01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:31,583 He's over there telling his ballplayers 1478 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:34,333 just how bad they are gonna feel 1479 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,833 if they don't beat your ass, guys. 1480 01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,166 He's making them feel guilty. 1481 01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:40,625 He's yelling at them. 1482 01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,416 He's having them storm out his locker room 1483 01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:44,250 screaming "Kill 'em!" 1484 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,000 And now it's the time you guys got now 1485 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,916 one more half of football to play, 30 more minutes. 1486 01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:52,500 Everybody got a chance to go in there 1487 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,416 and put out a superlative effort. 1488 01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,041 You gotta reach inside and find that hundred percent 1489 01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:57,708 that you got. 1490 01:11:57,708 --> 01:11:59,791 All right, guys. 1491 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,125 What do you say, Johnson High? 1492 01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:03,791 (team cheering) 1493 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,500 All right! 1494 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,625 What you did out there was pure pigskin. 1495 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:15,875 Chewed them up, you're my guys, 1496 01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:16,916 every one of you. 1497 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,750 I believe in you guys. 1498 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,791 - Uh, Coach Arnoldi. 1499 01:12:24,791 --> 01:12:26,166 - Hi Jack, hi. 1500 01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:28,208 - According to my sources, 1501 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:30,458 City High's defensive lineman, Richard Plitt 1502 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,791 will not be in the starting lineup this second half. 1503 01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:34,500 Now will that affect your strategy? 1504 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,958 - Plitt's not starting? 1505 01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:37,208 - No, no no. 1506 01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:38,291 According to my sources which are 1507 01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:39,500 unimpeachable, I may say, 1508 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:42,333 he was attacked savagely by a member 1509 01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,125 of the female gender. 1510 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:48,458 - [Team] Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1511 01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:51,666 Kick ass, kick ass, kick ass, kick ass! 1512 01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:12,125 - Chester W. Hick Cup, you're all mine. 1513 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:14,583 (energetic music) 1514 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:19,583 ♪ Big dog 1515 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,875 ♪ Big dog 1516 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,875 (cheering) 1517 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:30,916 ♪ Big dog 1518 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:35,958 ♪ Big dog 1519 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:39,125 ♪ Two pushed it known once it's also ran ♪ 1520 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:41,750 ♪ He'll try to stow you any way he can ♪ 1521 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,875 ♪ He's an air triggered hand 1522 01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:48,375 ♪ And it's in his command 1523 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:55,208 - Okay huddle up, team huddle, team huddle. 1524 01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,708 Go, get in here. 1525 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:57,916 All right guys, this is what it's all been about. 1526 01:13:57,916 --> 01:13:58,833 Keep the adrenaline pumping 30 more minutes 1527 01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,500 and we keep the cup. 1528 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:03,041 - Okay men, this is it. 1529 01:14:03,041 --> 01:14:04,416 Get them! 1530 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,250 Let's go. 1531 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:10,583 - Hey! 1532 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:14,416 (rock music) 1533 01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:18,958 - [Hank] City High takes the field 1534 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,666 to receive the second half's kickoff 1535 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,833 trailing in the game seven to nothing. 1536 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,375 - Come on, get them, Bulldog! 1537 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:30,208 (whistle blowing) 1538 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:36,125 ♪ Big dog 1539 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:42,458 - All right! 1540 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,958 - [Hank] And City High is on the scoreboard 1541 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:54,375 following the razzle dazzle running of number 24 1542 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,583 Skeez Jeffries, 92 yard kickoff return. 1543 01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:01,625 Score is now Johnson seven, City six. 1544 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,333 - Lock it up, boys. 1545 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,375 How's Gary's shoulder? 1546 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,041 - I think he's good. 1547 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,125 - [Hank] Peters to attempt the extra point 1548 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,750 out of the hold by Bruce Edwards. 1549 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:17,958 - Set, 22, hut! 1550 01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:22,416 - [Hank] It splits the crossbars! 1551 01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:25,333 Game is all tied up at seven apiece. 1552 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:27,666 - That's our way to get 'em! 1553 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,333 (cheering) 1554 01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:33,833 - Sorry coach. 1555 01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,083 - It's okay. 1556 01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,875 - Seven seven, we got a tie ballgame, folks, 1557 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,416 a tie ballgame. 1558 01:15:39,416 --> 01:15:41,708 ♪ O, U, L, go back 1559 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,125 ♪ Go back, go back to the woods ♪ 1560 01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:44,708 ♪ 'cause you haven't got, you haven't got ♪ 1561 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,250 ♪ You haven't got the goods 1562 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:48,083 ♪ You haven't got the rhythm and you haven't got the jazz ♪ 1563 01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:50,666 ♪ You haven't got the players that our team has ♪ 1564 01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:53,208 ♪ We got S, O, U, L 1565 01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,250 ♪ S,P 1566 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,166 ♪ I, R 1567 01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:57,666 ♪ I, T 1568 01:15:57,666 --> 01:16:00,458 ♪ We got the spirit so let's hear it ♪ 1569 01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:02,666 - [Hank] City High lines up for the kickoff. 1570 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,375 Kraznicki, the deep back for Johnson 1571 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,750 standing on his own goal line. 1572 01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:09,583 (whistle blowing) 1573 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:16,750 He takes it at the 10. 1574 01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:20,916 And he's again tackled on the 40. 1575 01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:21,958 You can hear the bone splinter 1576 01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:24,583 clear up here in the press box. 1577 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,750 Johnson, first and 10 at their 46 yard line. 1578 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:36,666 - Down! 1579 01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,333 Red 41, red 41, hun! 1580 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:42,208 Hut! 1581 01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:48,125 - [Hank] Beautiful hit by Pigger Peterson, 1582 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:51,041 City High's own med school hopeful. 1583 01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,916 The play loses 10 yards. 1584 01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,791 Back to the Johnson High 30 yard line 1585 01:16:56,791 --> 01:17:00,375 where it'll be second down, 20 yards to go. 1586 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:05,583 - Down! 1587 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:06,416 Blue 12! 1588 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:09,416 Set! 1589 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,250 Come on! 1590 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:20,291 - [Hank] It's a 37 yard pass! 1591 01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:21,958 - All right! - Out to Mandel. 1592 01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:23,750 Johnson is on the 10 yard line. 1593 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,166 - Offside, Blue, take it back five. 1594 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:27,416 - [Hank] Offside against Johnson High. 1595 01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,666 Penalty of five yards. 1596 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:31,000 It'll be second down and 25. 1597 01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:39,875 Ford, license 3m2401, lights are on, 1598 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:45,166 your stereo's on, and someone's siphoning your gas. 1599 01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,916 - I'm hurting down there coach, I can't go in. 1600 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:50,416 - Come on, come on, come on. 1601 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,333 Get up on your butt. 1602 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,333 - Flitt the shit's back in. 1603 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,791 - Hey. 1604 01:17:54,791 --> 01:17:57,833 Let's say we run the draw play right up his ass. 1605 01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:58,958 - How you feeling, Flitt? 1606 01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:00,666 - Leonard's all mine this play. 1607 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,791 I'm gonna let my forearm get intimate with his face! 1608 01:18:03,791 --> 01:18:04,625 - Break! 1609 01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:08,125 Come on let's go, let's get it. 1610 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,541 - Hey Pigger. 1611 01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:16,041 You look like an armpit that eats. 1612 01:18:16,041 --> 01:18:17,291 - Green 17! 1613 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:18,958 - You're mine, Turkey. 1614 01:18:18,958 --> 01:18:21,041 I'm gonna fold your eyelids back like a set 1615 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,208 of venetian blinds. 1616 01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:23,625 - Blue 63! 1617 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,041 - [Johnson Player] Take a deep breath, Peterson, 1618 01:18:25,041 --> 01:18:26,791 it may be your last. 1619 01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:27,708 - Hut, hut! 1620 01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:31,750 - [Hank] Leonard on in around. 1621 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,291 - [Player] It's a round! 1622 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,208 - [Hank] Breaks one tackle at the line of scrimmage. 1623 01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:35,250 Sees some daylight. 1624 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,125 He's got one last shot at him. 1625 01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,541 Oh, he broke that tackle! 1626 01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:41,708 And he's on his way, the 15, the 10, the five! 1627 01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,541 Touchdown! 1628 01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:46,666 - Touchdown's good, touchdown's good. 1629 01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:47,500 - Dammit! 1630 01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:53,583 - All right! 1631 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:55,875 (whistling) 1632 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:04,375 - [Gary] Little jumping Kokomo rolling seven! 1633 01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:11,750 - [Hank] Gary Leonard on the deep one went 62 yards 1634 01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:13,291 for the touchdown. 1635 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:15,458 Johnson leads 13 to seven. 1636 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,666 - Gary Leonard with that spectacular run 1637 01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:21,958 could prove to be the hero of the day. 1638 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:22,791 - Break! 1639 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:29,333 Down! 1640 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,916 - [Hank] Once again Carron on for the conversion 1641 01:19:30,916 --> 01:19:33,666 with Armstrong to do the holding. 1642 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,166 - And the kick is good. 1643 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:39,083 Johnson 14, City seven. 1644 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:43,083 And the chicken's on the move. 1645 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:43,916 (clucking) 1646 01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:44,750 Chicken. 1647 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,625 - [Hank] And if that's not enough excitement, 1648 01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:51,708 the Precision Prancers marching band 1649 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:54,166 should be here at any moment. 1650 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:58,458 (parade music) 1651 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:00,875 - [Barney] I got a sinking feeling 1652 01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:03,208 that we've been here before. 1653 01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:07,500 (whistle blowing) 1654 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,708 - We're set to go! 1655 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:11,541 (intense music) 1656 01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:13,375 ♪ Wanna ride on a mean machine 1657 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,333 - [Ref] Personal foul 1658 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:15,375 ♪ You're really in for a ride 1659 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:16,208 (whistle blowing) 1660 01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:18,291 (growling) 1661 01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,666 - [Ref] Unnecessary roughness! 1662 01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,708 (whistle blowing) 1663 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:21,958 Grabbing the facemask. 1664 01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:23,625 ♪ I play tough and I play to win ♪ 1665 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,125 - [Ref] Holding. 1666 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:27,166 ♪ These goods are genuine 1667 01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:29,666 ♪ You wanna guarantee a good time ♪ 1668 01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:30,625 - Yeah! 1669 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:31,666 - [Ref] Unnecessary roughness. 1670 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,916 ♪ Just jump inside 1671 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:34,750 ♪ And he does it 1672 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:35,583 - Break! 1673 01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:40,208 ♪ Big dog 1674 01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,791 ♪ Big dog 1675 01:20:41,791 --> 01:20:42,916 - [Ref] Pass interference. 1676 01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:45,875 (whistle blowing) 1677 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:46,666 Procedure. 1678 01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:49,083 - Hey! 1679 01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:52,041 - [Ref] Personal foul, fearing pass interference. 1680 01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,125 Unnecessary roughness, grabbing the facemask. 1681 01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:55,750 Personal foul. - All right! 1682 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,583 - Holding, unnecessary roughness. 1683 01:20:58,583 --> 01:20:59,833 - Let's go! 1684 01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:01,250 - [Ref] Foul, parking from the rear, holding. 1685 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,458 ♪ Big dog 1686 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,291 (cackling) 1687 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,416 (whistle blowing) 1688 01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,666 - City, time is in. 1689 01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,458 - Stop them this series and it's ours! 1690 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:08,375 Break! 1691 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:09,500 - It's our last shot, guys. 1692 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,125 - Now let's make it a good one! 1693 01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:12,375 Break! 1694 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,791 - [Hank] City lines up. 1695 01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:16,916 First and 10 on Johnson High's 15 yard line. 1696 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,583 But with only seconds remaining, 1697 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,250 it could be the last play of the game. 1698 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:21,541 - Set, blue 45! 1699 01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:24,916 - I'm gonna crush your grapes. 1700 01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:27,083 - I'm gonna eat your face! 1701 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:27,916 - Hut! 1702 01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:32,416 - [Hank] Kelly bursts onto the left side 1703 01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:33,583 for a City TD! 1704 01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,958 And with only two seconds on the clock, 1705 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:40,708 it's Johnson High 14, City High 13. 1706 01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:43,916 And this place is pandemonium as the City High fans 1707 01:21:43,916 --> 01:21:45,375 are on their feet! 1708 01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:47,750 - Excuse me. 1709 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:52,708 (crowd cheering) 1710 01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:57,583 - Close it up, guys, close it up. 1711 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:00,291 - Hold on. 1712 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:04,708 We forgot about our secret weapon. 1713 01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:05,541 Now? 1714 01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,375 - Now. 1715 01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:10,166 - Plug that hole! 1716 01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:11,833 - Be a hero. 1717 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:14,125 - Come on, hubba hubba. 1718 01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:15,541 - Our last chance. 1719 01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:17,708 We block that extra point. 1720 01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:20,500 - Just take it straight, DD. 1721 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,875 That's all you gotta do. 1722 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,166 (clucking) 1723 01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:28,458 - Hey coach, ain't those your lucky longjohns? 1724 01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:30,958 (whistle blowing) 1725 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,916 - My underwear! 1726 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:33,916 Where'd you get those? 1727 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:36,416 Come back here, you. 1728 01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:41,416 - Bulldog Malone is following a chicken on a unicycle. 1729 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,833 - What the? 1730 01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:43,500 (whistle blowing) 1731 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,750 - It's good! 1732 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:48,000 - No, the point is no good, it's wide, wide! 1733 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:51,083 - Gimme those! 1734 01:22:57,916 --> 01:22:58,916 - Oh Coach Malone. 1735 01:22:58,916 --> 01:23:00,750 - Stand here, Maguire. 1736 01:23:03,041 --> 01:23:04,958 - [Hank] Since we appear to be in the midst 1737 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:06,583 of a minor break this year, 1738 01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:09,125 there maybe a repeat of previous wars. 1739 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:10,333 - Right. 1740 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:13,583 Rivalries should stay on the field. 1741 01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,000 (bashing) 1742 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,583 - [Hank] Please! 1743 01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:19,916 I hate to see this sort of unsportsmanlike conduct 1744 01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:21,708 on the field of play. 1745 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:24,125 Have you no sense of decorum? 1746 01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:29,750 - Come back here, you turkey! 1747 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:30,916 Nobody see the kick? 1748 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:31,958 Come on, did you see it? 1749 01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:33,125 - Come on, let's get out of here. 1750 01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,458 - Come on, the kick was good. 1751 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:35,625 - It was wide, it was wide. 1752 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:36,875 - You're blind! 1753 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,333 Arnoldi, you saw the kick, it was good! 1754 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:44,333 (women screaming and Pigger snorting) 1755 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,500 (bashing) 1756 01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:51,875 - [Hank] This is absolutely a final warning. 1757 01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:54,541 All non playing personnel still on the field 1758 01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:56,000 by the time I count to three 1759 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,541 will be promptly sorry. 1760 01:23:58,541 --> 01:23:59,875 One, two, three! 1761 01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:05,791 - Okay, heads up Jack. 1762 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:06,958 A couple more arrests here. 1763 01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,583 All right, everybody inside 1764 01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:10,500 Let's go, let's go people. 1765 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,791 Move it, move it, inside. 1766 01:24:12,791 --> 01:24:15,666 - [Man] Gordon, is this another one of your routine arrests? 1767 01:24:15,666 --> 01:24:16,958 - [Cop] Right up to the front. 1768 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,583 Book all of these people, let's go. 1769 01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:19,833 - We were robbed! 1770 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,750 - [Man] You're lucky you're still alive. 1771 01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,791 - [Man] Too bad you had to cheat to win. 1772 01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:26,416 - [Cop] Right up front, right up to the desk. 1773 01:24:26,416 --> 01:24:27,750 Book them all, book them all. 1774 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,833 Creating a disturbance. 1775 01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:30,666 All right! 1776 01:24:31,791 --> 01:24:34,541 (crowd shouting) 1777 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,916 - [Man] I want my lawyer! 1778 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,166 - Leave that there, that's evidence. 1779 01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:44,333 All right, quiet down here, you're all under arrest! 1780 01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:45,916 - George, that kick was good, 1781 01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:48,000 you saw it with your own eyes, goddamit! 1782 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,958 Oh god, there they are. 1783 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,500 Give me those! 1784 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:53,666 - [Man] The kick stumbled out just like your underwear! 1785 01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:54,958 (bashing) 1786 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:57,291 - Don't talk to me like that, George. 1787 01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,541 - [Man] Come on, take it easy coach, come on. 1788 01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:02,708 (whistle blowing) 1789 01:25:02,708 --> 01:25:04,250 - [Reporter] And now, Eyewitness sports is live 1790 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,833 reporting on the City High and Johnson football game. 1791 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,041 - [Woman] Look at that! 1792 01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:08,708 Weasel's on TV with Jack Maguire. 1793 01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:09,958 - [Man] Weasel? 1794 01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:10,958 - [Man] That jerk? 1795 01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:12,333 - [Man] They're both jerks. 1796 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,958 - [Jack] Are you implying, Mr. Wexler 1797 01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:16,291 that you're in possession of irrefutable proof 1798 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:19,958 regarding the extra point in dispute? 1799 01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,708 - That's right, Jack. 1800 01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:24,416 - You wanna roll the film? 1801 01:25:24,416 --> 01:25:26,416 Let's see for ourselves. 1802 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:32,541 - [Man] We tied! 1803 01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:34,041 Yeah we tied! 1804 01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:37,041 (cheering) 1805 01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:38,708 Weasel Wexler for President! 1806 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:40,916 (cheering) 1807 01:25:58,583 --> 01:25:59,750 - See you next year? 1808 01:25:59,750 --> 01:26:01,958 - Ah, you bet, coach. 1809 01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,041 By the way, congratulations. 1810 01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:05,375 - What about the Hick Cup? 1811 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:06,291 - Hick Cup? 1812 01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:09,708 Ah, why don't you take it till baseball season, 1813 01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:10,708 I'll take it after that. 1814 01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:11,541 - You got it. 1815 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:12,875 - All right. 1816 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:14,708 - Have a cigar. 1817 01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:15,916 - Thanks a lot, Bulldog. 1818 01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:17,541 What do you say, Johnson High? 1819 01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:18,791 - [Man] That's right, let's go! 1820 01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:21,083 (cheering) 1821 01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:26,708 (cheering) 1822 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:33,333 - [Hank] Fellow survivors, I give you 1823 01:26:33,333 --> 01:26:36,416 the Precision Prancers marching band! 1824 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:38,166 Thank god. 1825 01:26:40,416 --> 01:26:43,583 (marching band music) 1826 01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:07,000 (light rock music) 1827 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,125 ♪ It's a crazy life to be taken light ♪ 1828 01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:16,208 ♪ It's a sweet bird rocking tune ♪ 1829 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:21,208 ♪ It's a locker game, a spark of blame I assume ♪ 1830 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:26,125 ♪ It's a smile that's wild, a reckless line ♪ 1831 01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:29,583 ♪ It's a three ring circus too 1832 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,791 ♪ It's a breakneck rhyme 1833 01:27:31,791 --> 01:27:36,791 ♪ So found something to hold on to ♪ 1834 01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:40,000 ♪ If you got a hunch 1835 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:43,125 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 1836 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:48,125 ♪ You gotta bet a bunch 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 1837 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:53,166 ♪ If you got a hunch 1838 01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:56,166 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 1839 01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:57,541 ♪ You've gotta bet a bunch 1840 01:27:57,541 --> 01:28:02,541 ♪ 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 1841 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:06,458 ♪ It's getting down, it's getting down to ♪ 1842 01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:09,791 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 1843 01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:14,791 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 1844 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:29,416 ♪ It's a cloudless sky through a painter's eye ♪ 1845 01:28:29,416 --> 01:28:32,916 ♪ The sun sets so fine you could yell ♪ 1846 01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:37,958 ♪ It's a holiday, a joke we play on ourselves ♪ 1847 01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:43,041 ♪ If you got a hunch 1848 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:46,000 ♪ You gotta lay it on the line 1849 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,583 ♪ You've gotta bet a bunch 1850 01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:52,583 ♪ 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 1851 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,541 ♪ It's getting down, it's getting down to ♪ 1852 01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:59,791 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 1853 01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:04,791 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 1854 01:29:26,125 --> 01:29:29,041 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 1855 01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:32,416 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to ♪ 1856 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:37,416 ♪ It's getting down, yeah it's getting down to the crunch ♪ 1857 01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:42,291 ♪ Getting down to the crunch 1858 01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:07,041 ♪ Down to the crunch 128187

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