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- [Announcer] The
Chester W. Hick Cup,
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symbolic of America's
highest ideals
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of sportsmanship and fair play,
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emblematic of moral rectitude
and the eternal striving
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for excellence in
the game of life.
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But lest we forget
the admonition
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of Chester W. Hick
(hiccuping) himself,
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"Young man, winning isn't
everything", he cautioned.
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- [Man] Shit no,
it's the only thing!
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(grunting)
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(crowd cheering)
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(light rock music)
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♪ It's a crazy life
to be taken light ♪
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♪ It's a sweet
bird rocking tune ♪
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♪ It's a locker game
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♪ A spark of flame I assume
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♪ It's a smile that's
wide and reckless line ♪
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♪ It's a three ring circus too
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♪ It's a breakneck ride so
find something to hold on to ♪
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(whistle blowing)
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♪ If you got a hunch
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♪ You gotta lay it on the line
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♪ You gotta bet a bunch 'cause
we're running out of time ♪
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♪ If you got a hunch
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♪ You gotta lay it on the line
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♪ You've gotta bet
a bunch 'cause we're
running out of time ♪
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♪ It's getting down,
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down yeah
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
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♪ It's a boundless sky
through a painter's eye ♪
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♪ A sunset so fine
you could yell ♪
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♪ It's a holiday, a joke
we play on ourselves ♪
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♪ If you got a hunch
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♪ You gotta lay it on the line
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♪ You've gotta bet
a bunch 'cause we're
running out of time ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
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- I wanna see blood in
your eyes, you turkeys.
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You play for City High!
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This isn't a lousy skirmish,
this is all out war!
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- Everybody happy?
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- [All] Yeah, yeah.
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- Is there anybody sad?
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- [All] Hell no.
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(snorting)
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♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
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♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
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- You're looking
well today, ladies.
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Come on.
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(snorting)
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(snorting)
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Don't be lazy down
there, Pigger.
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Come on, break bone.
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All right, break bone!
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(snorting)
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♪ Down to the crunch
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- Coach, can I bother
you for a minute?
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- No.
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(coughing)
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- Even as we speak, your
team, the City High Moose
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are preparing to
attempt an upset
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over the Johnson High Eagles
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coached by your very former
protege, Alan Arnoldi.
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Now my question to
you coach is this.
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Do you get a feeling in
the pit of your stomach
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that the ship has sailed?
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You know, that you're through?
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That perhaps this
game, this very game
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may be your swan song?
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Sir?
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- Howard, Bruce.
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- Malone, the erudite
field commander,
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his sagacity on and off
the gridiron well known
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in these circles throughout
his tenure at City
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has grown obviously tremulous
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over tomorrow's
showdown with Johnson.
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(whistle blowing)
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- Captain Flitt,
front and center.
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- [Flitt] Yes, sir.
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- All right, tomorrow men,
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is the biggest game of your
lives, the championship game.
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I only wish that Chester
W. Hick could be around
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to see his trophy returned
to its rightful place.
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Chet, god rest his soul
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must have had an uneasy
rest these last few years
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knowing his trophy
was at Johnson High!
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Well you guys are
gonna get it for us.
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Now I'm counting on you.
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Your school is counting on you.
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And Chester W. Hick
is counting on you!
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Now what do you want?
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- [All] Hick Cup!
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- What?
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- [All] Hick Cup!
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- I can't hear you!
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- [All] Hick Cup,
Hick Cup, Hick Cup!
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Hick Cup, Hick Cup,
Hick Cup, Hick Cup!
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- All right, hit the
showers, come on!
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- [Team] Hick Cup,
Hick Cup, Hick Cup!
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- Now hold up a minute there.
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(whistle blowing)
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And remember, men, no
nookie until after the game,
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you hear me?
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It saps your strength.
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- [Team] Hick Cup,
Hick Cup, Hick Cup!
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Hick Cup, Hick Cup, Hick Cup!
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Nookie, nookie, nookie,
nookie, nookie, nookie,
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nookie, nookie, nookie!
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- [Alan] All right, Johnson
High, let's go, boys.
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This is the year for
the Hick Cup, let's go.
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♪ Yeah it's getting down to
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♪ It's getting down
yeah it's getting ♪
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(whistle blowing)
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(grunting)
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♪ Down to the crunch
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(whistle blowing)
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- Gary, you all right?
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- Yeah I'm all right, coach.
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- All right, good
penetration, good hustle.
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However, that was a late hit.
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Could cost us 15 yards.
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We don't wanna lose
the game on penalties.
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Number two, Gary's our
starting quarterback tomorrow.
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We wanna keep him healthy.
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All right, Gary.
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Don't let them push
you out of that pocket.
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Hang in the pocket.
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Extra fraction of a second
could make a completion.
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- Yeah, but Rose
missed a hit, man.
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- Rose, tighten it up.
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He won't miss it tomorrow.
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All right, run it again.
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- All right, huddle up!
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Let's go, come on, huddle up.
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Ready, break!
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- [Player] On the ball,
on the ball, on the ball.
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Ready!
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- That's a very
worthwhile ambition, Kathy
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but are you sure the Peace
Corps is still hiring?
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- Well if they're not,
there's always Hump.
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- Hump?
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- Humans Under Mental Pressure.
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- Oh yes, of course. (chuckling)
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Perhaps you should
reconsider college, Kathy.
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- Miss Reed, college will
be just like high school.
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Everyone concerned with their
own personal gratification.
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I mean where are the
Berkeleys of today
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and the protest rallies?
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- Ah yes, I haven't had a
good one since the war ended.
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- I really envy you, Miss Reed.
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Back in your day you had causes.
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- Yes.
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Yes it was exciting.
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Oh there was one summer
on the Indian Reservation
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I'll never forget. (chuckling)
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The drums, the
tepees, the Chief.
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- And marching on Selmo with
Marlin and Sidney and Harry.
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Oh god, Miss Reed,
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that must have been an
incredible experience!
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- Oh yes, it was stimulating.
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- What I mean, Miss Reed
is, you've done it all.
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I mean you really had your
head in the right place.
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Kids today, all they think
about is sex and football.
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They're so shallow.
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- Oh I know what
you mean, Kathy,
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I understand your frustration.
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Think of it this way.
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Football turns a boy into a man.
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- [Alan] Watch the run,
linebackers, stick to it.
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That's it guys, come on,
teamwork, looking good.
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- Set, hut!
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(grunting)
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- Ooh.
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- Coach, Coach Arnaldi!
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm indestructible.
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- [Alan] Huddle
up guys, team up!
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- I just wanted to say good
luck in the game tomorrow
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and we're all behind you.
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- Well thank you
very much, Miss Reed.
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See you tomorrow.
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- Mhmm.
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- All right guys, listen up.
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City's gonna run all
day long tomorrow.
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I wanna see a nice tight D
against a sweep right, okay.
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(laughing)
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- What?
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- Who's that?
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- Oh it's that little
nerd from City.
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- What should we break first,
his camera or his head?
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- Wait, wait, I've got an idea.
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Kathy.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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Are we glad to see you.
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- Yeah?
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- We've got this problem, see?
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- [Kathy] On the field or off?
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- [Jerry] It's the vanilla
double dip with the camera
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and we could use some
camouflage from you.
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- Hut hut!
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(whistle blowing)
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- [Alan] All right, all
right, looks smooth.
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- [Jerry] Nice to see you
out in the daylight, Weasel.
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See anything you like?
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- [Freddy] Check the
mad looking threads.
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- Oh, hello fellas.
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- You look at this.
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Your mama dress you that way?
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- [Kathy] Hi guys.
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- Hi Kathy.
- Hi, Kathy.
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- Oh, hi.
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- Don't you edit City
High's school paper?
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- Ah, yeah.
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- Yeah, hey listen.
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I got something you
could really get into.
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- You do?
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- Yeah.
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It's um, something that
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means an awful lot
to me, and well,
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I'd like to share it with you.
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- With me?
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- Yeah.
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Whales.
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- [Weasel] Whales?
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- [Kathy] It's a
terribly important part.
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- [Weasel] Yes, I
think I read about it.
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- Moby Dick, Sperm Whale.
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Humpback Whales.
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(whistle blowing)
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- All right!
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All right, huddle
up here, team up.
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(whistle blowing)
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Sweet move, Ronnie.
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Head fake inside
really spun you open.
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- In, out.
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And in, out.
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- Tell you how important
tomorrow's game is,
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championship game.
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You're going up
against a rough, tough,
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well-coached football team.
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However, you look ready.
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Let's go out there
tomorrow and beat City High
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fair and square.
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Let's keep that Chester
W. Hick Cup right here
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at Johnson where it belongs.
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(team cheering)
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Hit the showers, boys.
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- Whoah, take it easy
fellas, I'm wired here.
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- [Alan] How you doing, Jack?
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- Hey Alan.
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- Sorry you missed the practice.
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They're looking like pros.
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- Yeah, can I ask you a few
questions about the game?
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00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,250
- Sure.
258
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:38,708
Shoot, anything for the
Cavalcade of sports.
259
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,291
(clearing throat)
260
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:51,041
- Coach Alan Arnoldi, as
you stand at the pinnacle
261
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:54,500
of your short but
illustrious career,
262
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,791
poised to lead your
charges once more
263
00:11:57,791 --> 00:12:00,041
into the fray, so to speak,
264
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:03,875
against your arch-enemies
the City High Moose,
265
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,041
coached by the dreaded
Bulldog Malone,
266
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,500
my question is this.
267
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:15,166
Do you anticipate a
tension-filled encounter
268
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:21,375
or is it as they say,
how you play the game?
269
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,416
- Yeah.
270
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,208
See you tomorrow.
271
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,166
(light rock music)
272
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,791
(hooting and cheering)
273
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:37,916
- Yo, Pigger.
274
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,500
(snorting)
275
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,708
(humming)
276
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,458
- Hey Flitt, what
time's the pep rally?
277
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,791
- Eight o'clock.
278
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,958
OT, if you don't get
out of my mirror,
279
00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,458
- It's gonna reject your face.
280
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,958
- Get out of here.
281
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:21,958
- Hey be cool, my man.
282
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:24,583
I'm as pretty as I'm gonna get.
283
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,000
Hey Pigger, you
going to the rally?
284
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,083
(snorting)
285
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,833
Ah, you ain't the only one.
286
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,208
Nobody's gonna sleep tonight.
287
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,833
- Diane.
288
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,083
Can I borrow your
blue shirt tonight?
289
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:38,916
- Sure.
290
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,083
- How do you wear
those tight jeans?
291
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,750
Doesn't it drive you crazy?
292
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,583
- Yeah.
293
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,375
- That's too much
butt out for me.
294
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,208
- He took me to the Chem lab.
295
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,291
- Yeah?
296
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,791
- Yes.
297
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,000
There we were in the dark
298
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,666
and he's telling me
how much he loves me.
299
00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:04,666
He says he's crazy
about my hair, my eyes.
300
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,916
- Wow.
301
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:08,208
- Then we kissed and
I felt his tongue
302
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,208
going down my neck
and over my shoulders.
303
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,083
- [Woman] Oh you're
kidding, my god.
304
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,583
- What happened next?
305
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:15,916
- Nothing.
306
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,250
- Nothing?
307
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,500
- Little bastard got his
braces caught in my bra.
308
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,750
(laughing)
309
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,500
- Now remember, I stuck
my neck out for you guys.
310
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,125
I almost got killed for this.
311
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,541
- Man, that's what we
sent you there for.
312
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:42,041
- [Man] Just throwing
the first time.
313
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,250
- [Man] What the
hell's that, Weasel,
314
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,583
your family portrait?
315
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,750
It can't be, they're
too good looking.
316
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:52,166
- That's Holbeck!
317
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,708
I can tell by the
way he's smiling.
318
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:56,416
- Something
obviously went wrong.
319
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,541
(buzzing)
320
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,666
(groaning)
321
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,000
- What's going on in here?
322
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,125
Do you have permission to use
this machine after school?
323
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,875
Don't you know there's
an energy crisis?
324
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,708
Don't you know that
electricity cost money, huh?
325
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:20,583
You got a note from
the shop teacher?
326
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,083
I didn't think so.
327
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,083
You just got no sense of
responsibility, you hear me?
328
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,833
Well next time, you damn
sure better get one.
329
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,000
(groaning)
330
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:42,041
(light music)
331
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,083
- [Mom] All right, Mom speaking.
332
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,166
Now listen, you Johnson
people, stay on your side
333
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,708
of the room, and you City
people stay on yours.
334
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,333
We don't want no repeat
of last year's action.
335
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,000
Took me two weeks to get the
place back in shape, got it?
336
00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,833
- O'Toole!
337
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,791
Hey man, you remember last week
338
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:06,250
when you and Pigger force
fed Weasel 20 hamburgers?
339
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,083
- That was too much.
340
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,416
- Yeah it was, wasn't it.
341
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,958
You remember the mess
it made coming back up?
342
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,833
- All over the walls.
343
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,333
- All over the walls.
344
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,833
Well I was here till two
o'clock in the morning
345
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:16,916
cleaning it up, O'Toole.
346
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:19,500
Don't let it happen again, man.
347
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,541
- Okay.
348
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,083
- Stupid kids, ha Sheila?
349
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:31,708
- Must be, Mom, they're
eating your food.
350
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,791
- Murph, look at the jug.
351
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,500
Look at the jugs
on that one, huh?
352
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,083
Hell, if they had girls like
that when I was growing up
353
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,125
I wouldn't be
packing heat today.
354
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,125
Ever see what happens to them
355
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,083
after they smoke that marijuana?
356
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:48,250
They get crazier than
chicken ice cream.
357
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,166
You know what I mean, partner?
358
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,625
- [Murph] I've
gotta go to the can.
359
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:52,625
- What's the matter with you?
360
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,125
You're always hitting the can.
361
00:16:56,541 --> 00:17:00,333
Keep it up and they're gonna
name a stall after you.
362
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,375
(giggling)
363
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,791
- You know those
City High girls,
364
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,125
they're really beautiful.
365
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,083
I'm sorry, I'm kidding.
366
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,708
(slurping)
367
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,875
(humming)
368
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,208
(puffing)
369
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,000
♪ Yes you know I could
370
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,083
♪ Swimming pools
and six door cars ♪
371
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:43,083
♪ Take me to Hollywood
372
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,541
♪ Take me to Hollywood
373
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:50,333
♪ Hollywood, if I could
I would be there ♪
374
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:54,041
♪ If I had my own way
375
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,375
♪ But there's just
too much to do here ♪
376
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,875
♪ Long while I
dreaming my life away ♪
377
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,208
(whistling)
378
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,541
- Hey Murph, what's up?
379
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,000
Big game tomorrow.
380
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,416
You in crowd control district?
381
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:14,416
- Mhmm.
382
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,333
- Should be a while.
383
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,666
You'll have your hands full.
384
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:25,416
See you already do. (laughing)
385
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:37,541
It helps if you exhale,
Murph. (laughing)
386
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,333
- Hey Flitt.
387
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,875
What'll it be for
the City High Flash?
388
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:46,541
- Oh let me see, I'll have a
coke and some fries and uh,
389
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,333
you to go.
390
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,333
- Hey listen, you
know the price is high
391
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,750
and the goods are choice.
392
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:54,791
You think you're up
to giving it a shot?
393
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh, hey lover.
394
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,375
- Hey Sheila, you miss me today?
395
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,791
- No way, Mandel.
396
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,541
- She's crazy about me.
397
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,500
- [Flitt] Yeah, sure shows.
398
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000
- Hey hon, how you doing?
399
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,583
- Ah, better than most.
400
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,791
- Well you sure looking
pressed and spiffy today,
401
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,208
I must say.
402
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,875
- Yeah well you're looking
pretty foxy yourself, you know.
403
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,375
- Thank you.
404
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,250
- I hear the Precision
Prancers are gonna perform
405
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,000
at half time like last year.
406
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,416
- Hey listen, you know we
did have fun last year.
407
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,708
- Yeah, until the
riot busted out.
408
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,958
Drink it.
409
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,708
That's why you're in
the can all the time.
410
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,000
- You ready to order?
411
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,166
- Oreos, green peppers, a
burrito with sour cream.
412
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,041
A couple cheeseburgers,
heavy on the chili.
413
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:39,333
Strawberry shake,
order of onion rings,
414
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,000
and a grape snow cone.
415
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,833
- Oh god, Murphy, ugh.
416
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:47,708
- Sheila, do you have
any chicken ice cream?
417
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,833
- I wanna stop now.
418
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,541
- Come on.
419
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,833
Damn, I've gotta
meet Mandel at Mom's.
420
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:09,500
Come on, we don't have time.
421
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,750
- I wanna talk.
422
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:17,041
Okay, if I'm gonna expect
others to become committed,
423
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,208
I've gotta set an example.
424
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,791
I've gotta make a
personal sacrifice.
425
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,666
- Sounds reasonable to me.
426
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,833
Come on, we've only
got 14 minutes.
427
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:30,500
- Gary, I'm thinking
of abstaining from sex.
428
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,791
- You're what?
429
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,458
- We better get down to Mom's.
430
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,000
(chattering)
431
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,083
- Hey, by the way,
where is Pigger?
432
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,958
(crowd chattering)
433
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,416
(whistling)
434
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,375
- No, call me Mom.
435
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,666
(snorting)
436
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,875
Don't have all.
437
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,041
You know, eating
up all the puffers
438
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:58,875
ain't gonna help me put
you through medical school.
439
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,458
Don't talk back to your father,
440
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,125
now get out of here.
441
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,750
Eh.
442
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,291
Kids, could have had
a Dobermann Pincher
443
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,791
instead of that big mouth there.
444
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,250
- [Woman] Yo, there's Pigger!
445
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,958
- [Crowd] Pigger,
Pigger, Pigger, Pigger.
446
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,458
- Yuck, that's Pigger Peterson.
447
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,666
- Is he ever ugly.
448
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:18,916
- He's dangerous.
449
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,958
- [Man] Hey Pigger,
how about some chow?
450
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,000
- Hey, hold on Pigger,
that's already spoken for.
451
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,166
Hey!
452
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,083
- Hey Pigger,
don't start nothing
453
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,375
you'll be sorry for later.
454
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,750
- Everybody keep cool.
455
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,750
- The guy's a lunatic.
456
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,125
- [Man] That's our food, Pigger!
457
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,625
Put your beef through nagahai!
458
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,125
Go for it, wild man!
459
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,375
- [Cop] Who ordered this?
460
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,625
- [Murph] Looks like
he chewed it for you.
461
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,583
- Remember what the
coach said, no violence.
462
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,583
- [Man] Have a seat, Pigger!
463
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,333
- [Man] Do it for City, Pigger.
464
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,375
- He wouldn't dare do it.
465
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,708
- Oh my god.
466
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,333
- Revenge is gonna be sweet
against you City High clowns.
467
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,458
(laughing)
468
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:05,125
- You just ruined an
officer of the law's lunch.
469
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,583
I'd lock you up and
swallow the key.
470
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,625
Now take that back
to the kitchen
471
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,125
and get me another number two.
472
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,916
- Can't you ever chew your
food like a normal human being?
473
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,125
Is that too much to ask?
474
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,375
(laughing)
475
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,250
(clapping)
476
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,541
- Come again!
477
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,041
Don't worry, we'll get the tip.
478
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,750
- Hey guys, where you going?
479
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,625
- Plenty here where
there's gonna be a war.
480
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,875
(laughing)
481
00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,083
- What happened?
482
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:43,916
- Pigger.
483
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,791
- Hey Sheila, we'll
have two orders of fries
484
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:52,125
and a large chocolate
shake, two straws.
485
00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:54,833
- Yeah sure.
486
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,791
Well listen, your chocolate
shake's over there
487
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,000
somewhere between Bob and Linda.
488
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,583
You might find your
fries on the dance floor
489
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,250
behind the pinball machine,
there's a couple on this wall.
490
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,125
- [O'Toole] That was
some sweet stuff.
491
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:05,916
- We could sucker in
their lineman like that
492
00:23:05,916 --> 00:23:08,291
unless they decide to blitz.
493
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:12,208
- [Gary] We're gonna trap
the five should whip.
494
00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:17,916
- You know, that Kathy
Wilton has possibilities.
495
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,250
- Man, you could
forget about that.
496
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,500
That's Gary Leonard's girl.
497
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,791
- Oh yeah?
498
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,625
Ten bucks says I can
get it on with her
499
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,458
before kickoff tomorrow.
500
00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,458
- You're on.
501
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:31,833
- Well, if they blitz, I'll
call an audible at the line.
502
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:35,333
- Have either of you two
boycotted lettuce lately?
503
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,625
- [Mandel] Well we could do a
quick pitch to the fullback.
504
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:41,458
- Yeah maybe that'd work
but I don't think so.
505
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:44,916
- Excuse me, I'm
going to get some air.
506
00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:46,791
- Maybe we could have
Blunt run a play over here.
507
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,000
- [Gary] Or I could
throw a quick screen
508
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,625
off the play action pass.
509
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,416
(slapping)
510
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,458
- Oh, hi Kathy.
511
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,958
I hope you don't mind.
512
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:58,416
I'm going to use
our conversation
513
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,916
as my next Man on Campus
piece in the Gazette.
514
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:04,125
- No, we could use the exposure.
515
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:07,916
- Your concern centers
on the sperm whale.
516
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:08,958
- Yeah, both species--
517
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:09,791
- Wexler.
518
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,250
This must be the lady you
were telling me about,
519
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,291
one who's enough to
Save the Whales group.
520
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,833
- Ow!
521
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,250
Um, Kathy Wilton,
this is Richard Plitt.
522
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,416
- Hi, Richard.
523
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:22,583
- Hello, Kathy.
524
00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:25,958
- Now back to my
Man on Campus piece.
525
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,083
I can just fill in the holes.
526
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:29,916
- What?
527
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,500
- You know Kathy, there
are far too few of us
528
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:38,666
concerned with what we
are doing to this world.
529
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,041
Look, I was just on my way home.
530
00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:41,041
Can I drop you somewhere?
531
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,208
- Um, I don't know.
532
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:45,083
- Yeah, flank both
receivers, go inside.
533
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,416
- Sure, why not?
534
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,833
If it's not out of your way.
535
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250
- No, it's no problem at all.
536
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:55,625
- Sounds good.
537
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,166
That way we overload the zone
538
00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,625
and been on the plank and
reverses to the weak side.
539
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:04,125
♪ Visions of loving
you in parlay ♪
540
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:07,750
♪ Wishing we hadn't
met but blindly ♪
541
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,833
♪ Seeing you here is
all I could stand ♪
542
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:15,583
♪ I'm only a man
who has harley ♪
543
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:19,458
♪ Visions of loving
you in harley ♪
544
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:23,375
♪ Wishing we hadn't
met so blindly ♪
545
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:26,875
♪ Seeing you here
is all I can stand ♪
546
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:29,166
♪ I'm only a man
547
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,541
- And another thing.
548
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:32,833
Do you realize
that in this world,
549
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:36,625
22 million people, they go
to bed hungry every night?
550
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,791
- That's right.
551
00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:38,791
And what does the
government do about it?
552
00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:40,250
Absolutely nothing.
553
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,750
- Right, what does it
spend its money on, guns.
554
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,833
- Yeah, guns.
555
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,750
- They expect the
hungry to eat guns.
556
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:49,583
- Exactly.
557
00:25:57,291 --> 00:26:00,250
Well, I better get going in now.
558
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,666
- Okay.
559
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,875
- Richard, I can't
remember when I've enjoyed
560
00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:07,666
a conversation more, really.
561
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,458
- Same with me.
562
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,750
You know a woman who
thinks is so rare.
563
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,208
- So is a man who listens.
564
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,041
- We really have
a lot in common.
565
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:20,041
Maybe we can pick up on
this conversation again.
566
00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:23,500
- Well I really
gotta get going now.
567
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,541
- [Flitt] Okay.
568
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,666
- Oh, remember, no
lettuce tonight.
569
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,500
- Who me, you kidding?
570
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,250
Take care.
571
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,250
- Yeah, bye bye.
572
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,083
- Bye bye.
573
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:38,791
(sighing)
574
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,458
Another lucky chick
about to get my bod.
575
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,166
(car starting)
576
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,083
- [Announcer]
Hello, sports fans.
577
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:55,041
Earlier today, Jack Maguire
stood on the field of battle.
578
00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:57,541
Now, here is Jack Maguire
579
00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,041
with his Cavalcade
of Sports update.
580
00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:01,208
- [Jack] Thank you, Ed.
581
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,750
All right let's take
some calls from the fans
582
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,333
as we watch them here on
the eve of the 31st meeting
583
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,500
between Johnson and
City High Schools.
584
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,333
- [Stanley] Jack,
this is Stanley.
585
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:12,083
I just wanna say that coach
Arnoldi of Johnson High
586
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,625
is an idiot!
587
00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:15,625
An incompetent jerk, and a wet--
588
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:16,833
- [Jack] Hold it,
hold it, hold it.
589
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,541
We'll have none of
that on my program.
590
00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:22,708
(revving)
591
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,416
(humming)
592
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,041
(gurgling)
593
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,958
- Hello, Coach Arnoldi.
594
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,458
- Hello Miss Reed.
595
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:36,125
- Why don't you just
put this on your tee
596
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,541
and sink it deep?
597
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,916
- Sink it deep?
598
00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:43,250
(screaming)
599
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:48,291
- Come on, are you ready
to lick the opposition?
600
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,125
- Oh aagh!
601
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:57,291
(parade music)
602
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,708
- We're gonna win
that Hick Cup, baby
603
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,583
'cause I'm gonna
make an end run!
604
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:03,458
- Oh, give me that cup!
605
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,291
- Oh, god!
606
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:11,750
All right, position, get
in position, position!
607
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,875
Hike hike hike hike hike!
608
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:14,708
Aaagh!
609
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:21,791
- That's right.
610
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,250
- Oh come on, Bulldog.
611
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,166
You've been threatening to
quit for the last five years.
612
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,625
- Yeah but this time
I may just do it.
613
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:29,791
And I tell you one thing.
614
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,000
This time I'm gonna
go out in style.
615
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,708
Now we're in good shape
for the game tomorrow.
616
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:36,000
When that final gun sounds,
617
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,333
old Chet's cup will be
back where it belongs
618
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:39,875
at City High!
619
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:41,208
- Goddamn right.
620
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,041
You know I get pissed
off every time I think
621
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:47,208
of Arnoldi holding
on to our Hick Cup.
622
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,916
- You got the last
one, didn't you Frank?
623
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:50,916
- Mhmm.
624
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,083
- Yeah this one's on me, Ralph.
625
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,583
- Got you covered.
626
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,958
Bulldog, kick ass!
627
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:05,458
- You got it, baby.
628
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,833
- Hey I'll drink to that.
629
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:07,833
- Here here!
630
00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:14,833
Hey Bulldog, remember the
championship game back in 50?
631
00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:17,583
- I remember, I remember.
632
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,833
- And what a back two we had.
633
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:19,666
Christman.
634
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:23,458
I'll never forget him.
635
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,958
- We were a damn good then.
636
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,083
- What do you mean then,
tomorrow's the big day.
637
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,750
Tomorrow we're gonna
drive into the wall.
638
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,791
Tomorrow's when we
win, you hear that?
639
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:33,958
City High tomorrow!
640
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,708
- I'll drink to that.
641
00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,291
- Give us another
round on me, Ralph.
642
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:39,750
- [Ralph] Got you.
643
00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:45,083
Here you go.
644
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,708
- It's hard.
645
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:48,875
Well, just a little mug.
646
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:49,708
- [Ralph] Got you covered.
647
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,125
- [Man] A toast!
648
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:53,708
To Coach Malone's
lucky longjohn!
649
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,375
(crowd cheering)
650
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,916
- [Alan] Oh, plug that hole.
651
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,625
Plug that hole!
652
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:04,458
Oh!
653
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,958
Goddamn, what'd you do to me?
654
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,333
- [Miss Reed] Oh, screw
the air brakes, go for it!
655
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,750
(whistling)
656
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:13,583
- Go in!
657
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,833
Timeout!
658
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,916
- Oh sorry, I didn't
hear the whistle.
659
00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:21,333
- Jesus, look what you
did to me, you bit me.
660
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,166
You know what that
means, don't you?
661
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,166
- Oh no.
662
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,000
- [Alan] Oh yes.
663
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,833
- Oh no.
664
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:26,666
- [Alan] Oh yes.
665
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,500
- Oh no.
666
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,333
- Yes!
667
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,083
It's a penalty, unnecessary
roughness, biting!
668
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:33,916
15 yards!
669
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,750
- And a first down.
670
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,208
- And a first down!
671
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,291
Oh, dime play, dime play!
672
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,833
Dime play!
673
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,041
(shouting)
674
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:57,083
(beeping)
675
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,916
(doorbell ringing)
676
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,250
- Richard!
677
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,250
- Hi.
678
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,625
- Hi, what a surprise.
679
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,833
- Well.
680
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,583
You know, after I
left this afternoon
681
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,250
I stopped by the bookstore and
682
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,333
I picked this up for you.
683
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,041
- Organic Faith Healing, oh wow!
684
00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,791
Richard, this is fantastic!
685
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,208
Oh but you shouldn't have.
686
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,375
These books are
really expensive.
687
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,250
- I knew you'd like it.
688
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,083
Katherine, the truth is,
689
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:48,083
I just wanted to see you again.
690
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,791
- Oh Richard, I'm
really touched.
691
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,833
- [Miss Reed] Oh come
on Coach, that's it.
692
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,125
Come on, come on!
693
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,375
(moaning)
694
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,375
- [Alan] Touchdown.
695
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,000
- [Miss Reed] Touch down.
696
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,208
- There's more to life
than just football.
697
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,500
- You know, that's exactly
what I've been trying
698
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,500
to tell him.
699
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,500
He won't listen to me.
700
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,458
- Hmm.
701
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,083
(car honking)
702
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,250
- That's Gary.
703
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,916
- Kathy, I'd really
like to see you again.
704
00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:15,000
I'll be at Mom's tonight at 10.
705
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,208
- I don't know.
706
00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,416
- Mom's at 10?
(doorbell ringing)
707
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:19,166
And remember, if
you ever need me,
708
00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:24,166
all you have to do is
(snapping) snap your fingers.
709
00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:27,166
(doorbell ringing)
710
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,791
- Hi.
- Hi.
711
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,333
Flitt!
712
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,708
- Hey Gary, how was Tricks?
713
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,041
- What are you doing here?
714
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,041
- Just dropped by
to deliver a book.
715
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,791
- Organic Faith Healing?
716
00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:46,416
My work, Flitt.
717
00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:48,000
Take a hike.
718
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,083
- Hey, come on, Gary.
719
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:53,250
Let's keep the rivalry
on the field, okay?
720
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,125
Enjoy the book.
721
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:56,375
- Thank you.
722
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,583
- Good luck in the
game tomorrow, Gary.
723
00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,916
See you around.
724
00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:01,083
- Yeah, right.
725
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,083
- You'll get your horseplay.
726
00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:12,000
Come on, we're gonna be
late for the pep rally.
727
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,666
Hey, how did you get home
from Mom's this afternoon?
728
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:16,583
- I walked.
729
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,083
- Belt.
730
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,291
(slapping)
731
00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:28,041
Thank you.
732
00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:28,875
- Mmm.
733
00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:33,041
Oh Coach.
734
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,916
Goodbye, Coach Arnoldi.
735
00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:40,666
- Goodbye, Miss Reed.
736
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:48,916
(laughing)
737
00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,750
(rock music)
738
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,625
♪ She's life's fascination
739
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,875
♪ She never says much
more than hello ♪
740
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,458
♪ That's a lie
741
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,750
- Come on, you're not serious.
742
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,750
- You know, that's it.
743
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,208
You never think I'm serious.
744
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,000
That's why I'm taking
a vow of chastity.
745
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,166
It's a life decision.
746
00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,958
It says to everyone,
she's dedicated.
747
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:11,541
- But can't it start tomorrow?
748
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,375
Come on.
749
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:17,875
You know, I bet none of
the other guy's girls
750
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,416
are doing this to them tonight.
751
00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:21,541
- You know, you're right,
they're probably not.
752
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,708
Which brings up another point.
753
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,208
I am sick and tired
of being known
754
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,375
as Gary Leonard's girl.
755
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,000
- Look, I'm just
trying to understand!
756
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,916
- You don't understand!
757
00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:34,125
Okay, I thought I had
explained it to you.
758
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,708
There are just more
important things
759
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,791
in my life than sex, okay?
760
00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:39,666
- Kathy!
761
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:42,666
Kathy!
762
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:44,750
Name two.
763
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:58,083
- Trouble with Kathy?
764
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,291
- She's got a new cause.
765
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:03,375
She's trying to drive me crazy.
766
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,416
Or maybe she's just
trying to become
767
00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:06,458
a virgin again, you know.
768
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625
- Ah, women.
769
00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:14,458
Sometimes they're a
real pain in the ass.
770
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,791
Hey, I've got a couple
joints in my car.
771
00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:21,291
If you can't get laid,
why not get ripped?
772
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,125
Come on, we'll go over to Mom's.
773
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,125
- Yeah.
774
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:26,750
(laughing)
775
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,750
- [Announcer] All
right Johnson students.
776
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:32,041
This is your principal,
Mr. Orr speaking.
777
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,458
It's getting late.
778
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,666
Time to wind down this rally.
779
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:38,166
- [Man] Hey Mr. Orr, you suck!
780
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:43,291
- [Ralph] Hey, Bulldog, how's
that kid Ferguson coming?
781
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,625
- He's fast.
782
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,125
But he's not as
fast as Greenberg.
783
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,083
- [Ralph] 90 yard run.
784
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,833
And you threw the key block.
785
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,750
- Remember?
786
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,375
He should have turned pro.
787
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,833
Greenberg was the
fastest man on two legs.
788
00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:58,916
What the hell is he doing now,
789
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:01,375
a goddamn insurance salesman.
790
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:04,625
- [Man] Well, speaking
of insurance, I
gotta call my bookie.
791
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,625
Good night, coach.
792
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,625
Good luck tomorrow.
793
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:07,458
- [Coach] Thanks Warden.
794
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,291
- See you, Coach.
795
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:10,291
- Take it easy, Carmine.
796
00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,416
You're late.
797
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,916
- [Man] Grr, watch it, Arnoldi!
798
00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:48,291
- Good luck.
799
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:52,000
- You too coach, good luck.
800
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,916
- Who's taking
Frank home tonight?
801
00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:05,041
- [Man] Not me, I took
him home last night.
802
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:09,375
- (sighing) Looks
like I'm elected.
803
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:14,791
Come on.
804
00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,625
Your horse is ready.
805
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,083
- [Ralph] Goodnight, Bulldog.
806
00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,791
- [Flitt] Not only are
you doing me a favor,
807
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,708
you're doing your
school a favor.
808
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:27,500
- [Chris] Cut it Flitt,
I'm doing it for the money.
809
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,833
- [Flitt] Okay,
you know the plan.
810
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:29,833
- [Chris] Yeah I know it.
811
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,500
Just relax, we'll keep him busy.
812
00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:44,500
- What's she hanging in for?
813
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,291
- You don't think I'm
gonna take Gary Leonard on
814
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,500
by myself, do you?
815
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,500
- Well I don't know, Chris.
816
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,000
Maybe I should go home.
817
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,458
My mom will kill me if
I stay out all night.
818
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,250
- Kim, you promised.
819
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,750
- Yeah, but.
820
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:01,083
- Look, there's no way
we can get into trouble.
821
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,083
It's two to one.
822
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,333
- Don't you guys think
we've carried this
823
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:06,083
a bit too far?
824
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:09,541
- Not when it comes to winning.
825
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:11,208
Okay look, I put a bong
and a couple of pipes
826
00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,375
in the glove
compartment in the back.
827
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,458
I'll pick up the truck from you
828
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,041
after the game tomorrow, okay?
829
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:18,250
(sighing)
830
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:32,750
♪ Oh there must be
something more ♪
831
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,916
(revving)
832
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,041
(crowd cheering)
833
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,416
- Well, we're here.
834
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,250
- Why are we here?
835
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,458
- Look man, we volunteered,
don't you remember?
836
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,083
- Oh yeah, the
Johnson High kamikaze.
837
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,208
- Oh come on, man.
838
00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,916
Think of Malone's face
when he can't find
839
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,833
his lucky longjohn.
840
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:59,583
Come on, he'd go
out of his tree.
841
00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:04,750
- (sighing) All right, let's go.
842
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,041
- Right, and remember,
if anybody asks,
843
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:09,166
we transferred yesterday.
844
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:11,958
(crowd cheering)
845
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,416
- And I don't want you
coming here anymore!
846
00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:23,375
- Oh Mom, this is
so embarrassing.
847
00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:26,041
- Oh, I've had my eye on
you for a long time now.
848
00:40:26,041 --> 00:40:27,333
Or haven't you noticed?
849
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,625
- Yeah I've noticed.
850
00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:30,958
But I know you're kidding.
851
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:32,916
- Oh I don't kid when
it comes to two things.
852
00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:33,791
- [Sheila] Yeah, what's that?
853
00:40:33,791 --> 00:40:35,791
- Football and my women.
854
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,083
- Honey, stick to football.
855
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:42,625
(sighing)
856
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,625
- Sheila, two of Mom's specials
857
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:47,583
and have yourself a coke on me.
858
00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:49,125
- Mhmm.
859
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,041
- Hi Kathy.
860
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,291
- [Woman] The things I've
heard about the people
861
00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,375
who hang around that
place, they're very fast.
862
00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:57,958
I don't want you hanging
around that kind of a crowd.
863
00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,250
- [Woman] Oh come on.
864
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,375
- [Woman] I've
raised you properly,
865
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,375
I want a beautiful girl.
866
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,833
(blues harmonica music)
867
00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:22,208
- Yeah, play, play, yeah!
868
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:27,708
Woo!
869
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,625
(laughing)
870
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,083
(belching)
871
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,208
- There he is.
872
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,250
Think we can handle them both?
873
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,625
- [Kim] I'll try.
874
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:56,958
- Hey guys.
875
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,500
Wanna take a ride?
876
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,916
We got Flitt's van for the night
877
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:07,083
and we're gonna be
really lonely in it
878
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,166
all by ourselves.
879
00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,958
- Come on Gary, we
ought to help them out.
880
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:13,291
- Well if you guys
aren't interested,
881
00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:15,541
I guess tonight just
isn't our night.
882
00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:16,791
- Gary, please.
883
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,166
- Yeah.
884
00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:29,625
Let's go.
885
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,375
- Hey, all right!
886
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:35,208
(harmonica playing)
887
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,583
- [Chris] Welcome aboard.
888
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,666
Care for a little something
from room service?
889
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:42,250
- Wow, this place
looks like a motel.
890
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:45,666
- [Mr. Orr] This is Mr.
Orr, your principal, again.
891
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:49,791
Johnson students, I am
getting very, very annoyed.
892
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:54,166
This rally has got
to come to an end.
893
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:55,500
Enough is enough!
894
00:42:56,833 --> 00:43:00,666
- [Man] Ah, no one's listening
to you, you meathead!
895
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,708
- [Kathy] Hey Mandel,
wait a minute.
896
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,125
Mandel, wait a minute, will you?
897
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:08,875
Well at least wait
until we stop.
898
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,750
- [Mandel] We stopped.
899
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,333
Okay, now let's go.
900
00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:20,208
- Duck!
901
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,375
- Where are we?
902
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,958
- Shh.
903
00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,250
Quick, in here.
904
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,833
(chuckling)
905
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,625
(mumbling)
906
00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:35,458
Shh!
907
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,875
- My god.
908
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,166
The girls' locker room!
909
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,500
(chuckling)
910
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:48,791
♪ Everybody needs love
911
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:51,083
(coughing)
912
00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:54,791
- What the hell did
you put in here?
913
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:55,625
- Beer.
914
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:57,083
- Beer?
915
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:57,916
- Mhmm.
916
00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:02,291
- [Gary] Well I like it.
917
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:05,125
- You two look like
a couple of gamblers.
918
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,541
- Depends, Chris.
919
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,666
What's the game?
920
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:09,791
- How about strip poker?
921
00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:11,208
- Deal the cards!
922
00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:13,875
- Yoo hoo hoo.
923
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,166
- Oh yoo hoo, check this out.
924
00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,583
Ain't they sweet?
925
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,000
- Oh my.
926
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:24,875
Let's split, man,
have fun, one second.
927
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:26,291
- Come on man, come on.
928
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,500
We gotta get out of
here, come on, get going.
929
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,750
- What here, here?
930
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,125
Oh man, we got to
find Malone topless.
931
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,416
- Yeah right, hold on a second.
932
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:33,708
- [Freddy] Cousin!
933
00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:37,375
- [Jerry] Can't forget
Malone's new panties.
934
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:40,625
- Blows.
935
00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,541
- Beats me.
936
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,250
- Guess this isn't my day.
937
00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,208
Ooh, it's chilly in here.
938
00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:07,583
I hope you don't mind if
I snuggle up next to you.
939
00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,833
(giggling)
940
00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:12,666
- Damn I wish I'd been
born a quarterback.
941
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,000
- This sure beats solitaire.
942
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,833
- I think this is the place.
943
00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:27,166
- Catch some lights
man, it's dark here.
944
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:31,416
Confidential, even.
945
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,958
Key's gotta be here
someplace, huh?
946
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,875
You don't think he carries
them with him, do you?
947
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:38,958
- I hope not.
948
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,458
Quick, quick!
949
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,000
- We're in business! (laughing)
950
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,916
- Let's go.
951
00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:04,208
Ah, yeah.
952
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:12,666
Now you're talking, come on.
953
00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:15,791
Hold this.
954
00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:17,625
Come on, man, come on!
955
00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:18,458
Damn!
956
00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:20,458
Nailed it.
957
00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:22,000
(laughing)
958
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,583
- His longjohns!
959
00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:24,416
All right!
960
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,291
(sniffing) ah.
961
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,083
Malone's gonna croak!
962
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,125
Put it back.
963
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,541
Come on man, let's
get out of here.
964
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:54,250
- Lucky longjohns,
you belong to us.
965
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,375
- [Mr. Orr] Johnson
students, I am not going
966
00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:58,250
to repeat this again.
967
00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:01,875
This is Mr. Orr, your
principal speaking.
968
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,625
- You know Richard, I'm
discovering how nice
969
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,333
it is to be with someone
who doesn't think
970
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,541
that everything I do,
everything I care about
971
00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:11,291
is some sort of joke.
972
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:13,083
- Joke?
973
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,333
Kathy, everything
you do is special.
974
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:20,250
'Cause you're a
special person to me.
975
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:24,166
I admire a woman who
sticks to her commitments.
976
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,083
- We'll work together, Richard.
977
00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,250
We will make people realize
that there are battles
978
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,291
to be fought.
979
00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:33,500
Isn't it exciting?
980
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,875
To know that a man and
woman can be perfectly happy
981
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,458
in a non physical relationship?
982
00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:42,666
(laughing)
983
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:45,500
(clearing throat)
984
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:52,708
- Come on you guys,
let's see what you got.
985
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:54,875
- [Chris] She means
your cards, fellas.
986
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,250
- Ten high.
987
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,916
- Threes and sevens.
988
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,625
- Zip.
989
00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,666
- Read them and weep.
990
00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,000
Straight flush.
991
00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,833
- [Mandel] Gary, I'm so
glad you talked me out
992
00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,750
of going into the priesthood.
993
00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:16,750
- Down, hey!
994
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,916
- [Chris] Hot stuff.
995
00:48:24,916 --> 00:48:26,500
Look at those legs.
996
00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:32,125
- [Mandel] I think I
feel a draft.(laughing)
997
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,750
- [Chris] This'll keep you warm.
998
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,416
(laughing)
999
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,708
- I guess the turning
point in my life was
1000
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:42,958
when I saw Jane Fonda cohost
the Mike Douglas show.
1001
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,000
Richard, stop it.
1002
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,291
- Well, I can't
help myself Kathy,
1003
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,125
I'm so turned on by your mind.
1004
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,083
I've got to have you.
1005
00:48:52,083 --> 00:48:53,541
- Richard, let go.
1006
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:54,958
- Look, you don't want
me to stop, come on!
1007
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:56,375
- Richard, cut it out!
1008
00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:58,375
- Quit wriggling around!
1009
00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,083
- Get out of here!
1010
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,375
Go on, get out!
1011
00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:05,916
You don't care about me.
1012
00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:07,208
You only care about yourself.
1013
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:09,125
You're just like everyone else.
1014
00:49:09,125 --> 00:49:12,041
- Hey, I'm not like
everybody else.
1015
00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:13,583
I'm the best.
1016
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,083
- You're the pits.
1017
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:17,000
Richard.
1018
00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:19,750
Shove it.
1019
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,416
- Okay fellas.
1020
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:29,375
Let's see what you got.
1021
00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:30,208
- Eight high.
1022
00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:31,875
- Two pair.
1023
00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:35,750
- (sighing) Looks like I win.
1024
00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:45,458
Now we'll see who's
got the joker.
1025
00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:47,625
(honking)
1026
00:49:48,958 --> 00:49:52,166
- [Mandel] What
the hell was that?
1027
00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,416
(snorting)
1028
00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,833
- The women set us up!
1029
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,333
- Come on, let's get those
guys from Johnson high!
1030
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:06,083
- The hell with the guys,
let's go get the girls!
1031
00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:09,458
- [Chris] Get out
of here, Pigger!
1032
00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,750
(shouting)
1033
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:14,541
- [Announcer] Good
afternoon and welcome
1034
00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:19,291
to the 31st annual Chester
W. Hicks Cup Memorial Game.
1035
00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:22,000
This is Hank Banks,
your game announcer.
1036
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,458
We have a beautiful day
for this important meeting
1037
00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,125
between the Johnson High Eagles
1038
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,250
and the City High Moose.
1039
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,625
Principals Orr and Equirtzel
1040
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:33,750
have asked me to impart a
few of the do's and don'ts
1041
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,708
for today's behavior.
1042
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,666
School spirit is one thing
1043
00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:40,375
but let's not get carried away.
1044
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:44,458
There'll be no throwing of
cans, bottles, cherry bombs,
1045
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,375
stink bombs, water
bags, tire irons
1046
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,833
or other instruments
of destruction.
1047
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:53,875
Persons doing so will
be dealt with promptly.
1048
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,625
After all, this is
only a football game.
1049
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,208
It's not real life.
1050
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:11,833
- I don't believe it, they
even stole my panties.
1051
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,250
- Oh that's okay, so
you better use mine.
1052
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,666
- Boy oh boy, am I tired.
1053
00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:22,250
- Hey Kim just said
nothing happened.
1054
00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:24,166
- Plenty happened.
1055
00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:27,375
You ever tried fighting
off a whole football team?
1056
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:28,208
- Who won?
1057
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,666
- Are you kidding?
1058
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:32,333
No cheap sex for me.
1059
00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:36,500
I'm saving myself for college.
1060
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,916
- [Hank] Attention,
ladies and gentlemen,
1061
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:41,041
I want to make a
few announcements.
1062
00:51:41,041 --> 00:51:43,833
I'm happy to tell you that
this year, once again,
1063
00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:46,916
we will be entertained by
the Precision Prancers.
1064
00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:49,250
They seem to be a
little late arriving.
1065
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,583
They'll be here.
1066
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,625
Now I've been asked
to caution you.
1067
00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:57,000
No one is allowed on
the football field.
1068
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,750
Of course let's make an
exception, the players.
1069
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:04,791
Any non playing personnel
found on the field during play
1070
00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:06,541
will be subject to a fine.
- Hello.
1071
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,208
- Ooh!
- Or imprisonment or both.
1072
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:13,916
No consumption of alcoholic
beverages will be condoned.
1073
00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:15,125
You don't want a repetition
1074
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,416
of last year's
unseemly behavior.
1075
00:52:17,416 --> 00:52:20,666
Remember the spirit
of Chester W. Hick.
1076
00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:42,458
- Oh that guy.
1077
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,750
I'll kill the son of a bitch!
1078
00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:54,958
♪ You wanna ride in
the lean machine ♪
1079
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:57,750
♪ You're really in for a fight
1080
00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,416
♪ Pick a side but you
can pick my team ♪
1081
00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:03,291
♪ I'll warn you girl I'm right
1082
00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:06,208
♪ Ill play tough
and I play to win ♪
1083
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:08,458
♪ These goods are genuine
1084
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:11,791
♪ You are guaranteed
through time ♪
1085
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:16,791
♪ Girl just jump and slide
1086
00:54:17,416 --> 00:54:19,625
♪ Big dog
1087
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,666
♪ We can make our amend
1088
00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:24,500
♪ Big dog
1089
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,791
- Coach Arnoldi, can I just
have a few words with you?
1090
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:28,041
- Sure, Jack, how you doing?
1091
00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,333
- Fine, big game today.
1092
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,791
- Big game today,
everybody's ready.
1093
00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:32,541
Starting squad's pretty strong.
1094
00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:34,083
We have a good day for football,
1095
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,833
I think it's gonna be a
good little game, thank you.
1096
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:37,166
- One other question, coach
1097
00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:39,750
that's on the minds of
all my radio listeners
1098
00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:44,041
and that is the arm of
quarterback Gary Leonard.
1099
00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:48,125
Now rumor has it that he can
no longer throw that long--
1100
00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,583
- Where are they?
1101
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:51,833
- Where's what?
1102
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:52,958
- Where are they?
1103
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:54,208
Get out of here.
1104
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,458
- [Alan] What are
you talking about?
1105
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,625
- You know what I'm
talking about Arnoldi.
1106
00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:57,791
- I don't know
what you're saying.
1107
00:54:57,791 --> 00:54:59,000
- Yes you do!
1108
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,333
- We've been joined
by Coach Malone.
1109
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,666
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
1110
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:02,875
- I'm gonna kill you,
you son of a bitch.
1111
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:03,708
- [Alan] Bulldog!
1112
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,208
- Where are they?!
1113
00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,416
- What?
1114
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:07,666
- My underwear, that's
what I'm talking about!
1115
00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:09,250
- [Alan] Underwear?
1116
00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,875
- Coach Malone
really seems upset.
1117
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,375
Something about his underwear.
1118
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,125
- You're talking about your
lucky longjohns, Bulldog?
1119
00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,958
All the years I was
playing for you,
1120
00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:17,125
I wanted to take them myself.
1121
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,875
- Cheap shot,
Arnoldi, cheap shot.
1122
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:21,625
- I never touched them!
1123
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,125
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I really don't know
1124
00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,583
how to explain this.
1125
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:28,333
Something about Coach
Malone losing his underwear.
1126
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:31,500
How that will affect the
game, none of us know.
1127
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,166
- [Hank] Ladies and gentlemen,
1128
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:35,666
we regret to inform you
that the Precision Prancers
1129
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,250
marching band is
late in arriving.
1130
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,041
But they should be here in time
1131
00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:42,083
for your halftime entertainment.
1132
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,916
(cheering)
1133
00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:45,916
- Nice lens cap, Weasel.
1134
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,791
- Johnson calls
tails, tails it is.
1135
00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:55,666
Johnson you've
chosen to receive.
1136
00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:58,333
City, you've chosen the
west goal to kick from.
1137
00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:01,750
- Okay, we'll kick from
this side, let's go.
1138
00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:04,416
- [Hank] Please rise and
join Miss Gladys Dalrymple
1139
00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:06,500
of the Daughters of
the American Revolution
1140
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,333
in the singing of
our national anthem
1141
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,083
accompanied by the dulcet tones
1142
00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,666
of the Golden Straumberg Organ.
1143
00:56:13,916 --> 00:56:18,250
♪ Oh say can you see
1144
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:22,375
♪ By the dawn's early light
1145
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:26,625
♪ What so proudly we hailed
1146
00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:30,541
♪ at the twilight's
last gleaming ♪
1147
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,708
♪ Whose broad stripes
and bright stars ♪
1148
00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:37,500
♪ through the perilous fight
1149
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,500
- [Man] We're lost, Barney.
1150
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,666
- [Barney] I know, Phil.
1151
00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,083
Tell me something I don't know.
1152
00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:42,208
Like where the hell are we?
1153
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,208
- [Phil] Check the map.
1154
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,208
- [Barney] Who's got a map?
1155
00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,208
- [Phil] You ain't got a map?
1156
00:56:45,208 --> 00:56:46,500
- [Barney] You see a map?
1157
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:51,208
♪ O say does that
Star-Spangled Banner yet wave ♪
1158
00:56:56,875 --> 00:57:01,875
♪ O'er the land of the free
1159
00:57:02,791 --> 00:57:06,291
♪ And the home of the brave
1160
00:57:08,708 --> 00:57:11,000
(cheering)
1161
00:57:14,041 --> 00:57:17,166
(whistle blowing)
1162
00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,166
- [Hank] And here we go!
1163
00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:29,458
Armstrong returns the
opening kickoff 18 yards
1164
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,708
to the Johnson High 32 yard line
1165
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:34,041
where it'll be first and 10.
1166
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,000
- All right, we'll be
using next set of downs.
1167
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:38,833
- Okay.
1168
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,333
- They're in late.
1169
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,750
- All right men, get psyched.
1170
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,333
- Tough D, tough D!
1171
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,958
(whistle blowing)
1172
00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:51,541
- [Hank] Gary Leonard
as quarterback
1173
00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:53,458
lines up the Johnson High Eagles
1174
00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:56,416
for the first defensive
series of today's game.
1175
00:57:56,416 --> 00:57:57,250
- Down!
1176
00:57:58,666 --> 00:57:59,500
Blue 51!
1177
00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,625
Check!
1178
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,958
Hunt!
1179
00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,791
(whistle blowing)
1180
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,458
- [Hank] Leonard
hands off to Mandel,
1181
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,458
a loss of two on the play.
1182
00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,791
It'll be second down and 12.
1183
00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:16,500
- Break!
1184
00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:23,208
Down.
1185
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,000
Set!
1186
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,583
Green 88, green 88!
1187
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:29,750
Hut, hut, hut!
1188
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,416
(bashing)
1189
00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:34,666
(whistle blowing)
1190
00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:36,208
- [Hank] That's right,
he's tackled at the 23,
1191
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,458
a return of 18.
1192
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,416
- Timeout.
1193
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,583
- [Hank] We have an injured
player on the field, number 41,
1194
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,583
Ed Dubrinski of Johnson High
1195
00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:47,583
leaving the field
under his own power.
1196
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:49,166
Now during this pause,
let's have a word
1197
00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:51,916
from Cavalcade of
Sports' own Jack Maguire.
1198
00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:53,375
- Remind you that at Mr. Tony's,
1199
00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,625
a little bit off
the top barbershop,
1200
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:58,541
there are never any lines,
six chairs, no waiting,
1201
00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:01,083
plus the latest
selection of comic books.
1202
00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,916
♪ We got the spirit
1203
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,791
♪ Come on let's hear it
1204
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:08,250
- [Hank] Johnson ball,
first and 10 near midfield.
1205
00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,375
♪ I-R
1206
00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:10,875
♪ I-T
1207
00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:13,208
♪ We got spirit
so let's hear it ♪
1208
00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:14,458
- Onslaught, check flair on two.
1209
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:17,291
Onslaught check flair on two.
1210
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,500
You saw what happened
to Dubrinski.
1211
00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:19,833
Who want's the two.
1212
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:20,833
- I got it, man.
1213
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,291
I'll ring his bell so loud
1214
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:25,708
he'll think he plays
hunchback for Notre Dame.
1215
00:59:27,666 --> 00:59:29,041
(crowd cheering)
1216
00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:29,875
- Down.
1217
00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:32,750
Down 22, two 22.
1218
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:35,750
Set, hut!
1219
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,791
- Set back defense, go get him.
1220
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,125
- Way to hit, JH.
1221
00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:48,958
Nice shot.
1222
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:50,583
(cracking)
1223
00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:54,458
- Come on, what the hell,
are you blind, goddamit.
1224
00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,500
You all right?
1225
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,541
- Yeah I'm okay.
1226
00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:58,166
- All right, get in there.
1227
00:59:58,166 --> 00:59:59,666
- We've got to
stick these creeps
1228
00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,833
before this gets out of hand.
1229
01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,000
- Okay, open up to me
you guys, let's go.
1230
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,916
You and you, I'm gonna take
Leonard off the neck, let's go.
1231
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,791
- Down, blue 17, blue 17!
1232
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,458
Set.
1233
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:25,291
Hut, hut!
1234
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,708
- [Hank] Fumble.
1235
01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:36,208
Reggie Wilmont, number 54
recovers for City High.
1236
01:00:36,208 --> 01:00:37,875
- Hey!
1237
01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:39,166
How about that, eh?
1238
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,916
- I'm going deep on
you all day, Leonard
1239
01:00:40,916 --> 01:00:42,833
just like I did with
Kathy last night.
1240
01:00:42,833 --> 01:00:44,916
Hey, did you ever notice
that birthmark on her thigh?
1241
01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:47,250
- Let me up, you bastard.
1242
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:48,083
- Come on guys, break it up.
1243
01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:49,375
Get back to your huddle.
1244
01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:51,666
- Very nice, thank
you very much, yeah.
1245
01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:54,458
Congratulations,
a nice clean hit.
1246
01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:01,250
- All right, settle
down, settle down.
1247
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,333
Gary, what's going on in there?
1248
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,500
- Nothing, coach, nothing.
1249
01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:07,833
- [Hank] City High first and 10
1250
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,708
at the Johnson High 25.
1251
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:13,875
- Down!
1252
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,166
- I'm gonna pop
your berries deep.
1253
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,416
Here I come, baby.
1254
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:18,625
I'm gonna chew you up,
I'm gonna hurt you, 24,
1255
01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,458
you better run 'cause
you'll never walk again!
1256
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:28,458
- [Hank] McCormick loses three,
1257
01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:29,958
back to the 28.
1258
01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:32,125
Second down and 13.
1259
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,625
- One more thing, folks.
1260
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:36,500
Starting on Monday, Mr. Tony's
latest customer convenience
1261
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,583
will be car wash service.
1262
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:41,583
- [Hank] The cheerleaders
really add a lot
1263
01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:44,041
to the game, don't they folks?
1264
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,791
- Down!
1265
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:48,666
Set, hut!
1266
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,250
(whistle blowing)
1267
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,250
- All right, all right.
1268
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,416
(clapping)
1269
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:09,666
- Down!
1270
01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:12,333
A41, Blue 25, set!
1271
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,041
Hut!
1272
01:02:22,625 --> 01:02:23,791
(whistle blowing)
1273
01:02:23,791 --> 01:02:26,458
- [Hank] Interception
by Ed Farmwick.
1274
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:28,666
Returned to City's 36 yard line
1275
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:32,291
where it'll be Johnson's
ball first and 10.
1276
01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:38,666
- Hey Leonard, I saw you at
the drive in with your date.
1277
01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:40,625
I think I heard her bark!
1278
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,416
- [Player] Hey, lay
off, his girl's a saint.
1279
01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:45,333
- Yeah, a Saint Bernard.
- Blue 15!
1280
01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:48,375
Set!
1281
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:49,208
Come on!
1282
01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:56,291
(whistle blowing)
1283
01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:58,000
- [Hank] Penalty by number
58, roughing the passer.
1284
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,083
Number 58, Richard Flitt.
1285
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,791
- Hey man, you're spending
a lot of time on your back.
1286
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:06,291
But not as much as Kathy does.
1287
01:03:06,291 --> 01:03:08,458
- Get the hell off me!
1288
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:11,250
I'm gonna break both your arms!
1289
01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:12,666
(whistle blowing)
1290
01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:14,000
- What, hold it.
1291
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,083
- [Hank] There seems to
be a slight difference
1292
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,208
of opinion on the rose.
1293
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,541
- [Ref] Break it
up, break it up.
1294
01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:22,291
Come on, back to your
benches, let's go.
1295
01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:24,041
- [Hank] During this
pause in play action
1296
01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:26,000
let's begin with my good friend
1297
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,541
Mom's celebration special.
1298
01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:30,916
- It's all over,
back to the bench.
1299
01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,041
- Break it up!
1300
01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:33,083
- Let's go guys.
1301
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,125
- Move it, move it, let's go.
1302
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:35,708
- All right, back to the bench,
1303
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,125
come on let's go,
come on let's go.
1304
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,625
It's all over.
1305
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:40,291
- Come on, get in your
huddles now, let's go.
1306
01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:41,125
- All right.
- Huddle it up.
1307
01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:42,375
- Come on!
1308
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:43,416
- Come on, let's
move it, come on.
1309
01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,833
Back to the bench, here we go.
1310
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,916
- We're gonna win this game!
1311
01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:48,916
- [Hank] And we expect
a good, clean contest.
1312
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,458
(bell dinging)
1313
01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:52,500
(honking)
1314
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,208
(farting and honking)
1315
01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,291
(boinging)
1316
01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,875
(crashing)
1317
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,333
(boinging)
1318
01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,750
(squeaking)
1319
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:04,250
(honking)
1320
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,916
(farting)
1321
01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:06,750
- Hey!
1322
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:08,500
(thwacking)
1323
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:09,333
- Offside!
1324
01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:11,625
(honking)
1325
01:04:11,625 --> 01:04:13,166
(honking)
1326
01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:14,458
- Shake it off.
1327
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,916
- Well this could be
Johnson's last chance
1328
01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:24,166
to put some points on the
board before halftime.
1329
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,833
- [Hank] With less than a
minute left on the clock
1330
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:28,916
before the half, it's
still a scoreless tie.
1331
01:04:28,916 --> 01:04:31,541
Leonard brings Johnson
High out on the City
1332
01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:36,583
45 yard line where he faces
third down and six to go.
1333
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,416
(snorting)
1334
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,166
- Learn that from
a Berlitz record?
1335
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,000
- Red 56!
1336
01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:44,125
Set!
1337
01:04:45,541 --> 01:04:46,375
Come on!
1338
01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:53,666
(crowd cheering)
1339
01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:56,916
- [Hank] Touchdown,
Johnson High!
1340
01:04:56,916 --> 01:05:00,041
Leonard pass to
number 81, deep ball.
1341
01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:04,375
Hold on, there's a
flag on the play.
1342
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:08,166
We have a personal foul,
number 58 Richard Plitt.
1343
01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,625
Penalty is declined,
the touchdown stands.
1344
01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:13,583
Johnson leads six to nothing.
1345
01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,125
Gary Leonard shaken
up on the play
1346
01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:17,333
is being helped to his feet.
1347
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,291
And he seems to be all right.
1348
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,625
♪ You know, we got soul
1349
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,708
- Poor boy.
1350
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:34,958
- [Team] Break!
1351
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,416
- [Hank] Mike Carron, number 59
1352
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,916
is on to attempt the extra point
1353
01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:45,500
out of a hold by
Armstrong, number 21.
1354
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,333
Kick is up, it's good!
1355
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,208
- All right!
1356
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,708
- [Hank] The gun sounds, it's
the end of the first half
1357
01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,875
with the score
Johnson High seven,
1358
01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:55,708
City High nothing.
1359
01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:56,958
Hungry?
1360
01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,625
Well a quick trip to the
north end of the stadium
1361
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,583
will bring you to Mom's Canteen.
1362
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,666
Yes sir, Mom himself is here
1363
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,875
to serve you his famous
culinary delight,
1364
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:08,041
Mom's Mystery Meat Sandwich.
1365
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,583
Guess what you're eating and
win round trip tickets for two
1366
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:12,458
to any City serviced by Amtrak
1367
01:06:12,458 --> 01:06:14,458
within a 31 mile radius.
1368
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,958
Standby for the
Precision Prancers
1369
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:19,875
expected at any moment.
1370
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:23,708
- I think we crossed
the state line.
1371
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:24,708
- You're a lot of help.
1372
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:25,958
The highway is over there.
1373
01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,458
- No, it's back there.
1374
01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,625
- No, no.
- This way, this way.
1375
01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,250
- Ask Kettles back there.
1376
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:32,416
- Sure, here.
1377
01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:34,000
- You're both
nuts, hell with it.
1378
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,500
- You go straight.
1379
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,375
- [Johnson Player] That's pretty
good, the way you City guys
1380
01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,625
wear uniforms with
your IQ on your jersey.
1381
01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:47,208
- [City Player] Run into
me in the second half baby
1382
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:48,333
and I'll plug you
a one way ticket
1383
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,875
into never neverland.
1384
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,875
- [Johnson Player] I'll be
on you like white on rice.
1385
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,083
Like fleas on a collar!
1386
01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:54,708
Like crabs on your mama!
1387
01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,500
(mumbling)
1388
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,708
- [Man] What's into him?
1389
01:06:57,708 --> 01:07:00,125
- [Man] It means you
can't make a baby, yeah.
1390
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:03,500
Ask your mom where
your sister came from!
1391
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,875
- Gary!
1392
01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:13,791
Gary!
1393
01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:14,708
- [Alan] Go on Gary, hustle up.
1394
01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:15,791
- Gary!
1395
01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,166
Are you all right?
1396
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,333
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1397
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,166
- Gary!
1398
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,583
I just wanna talk
to you for a minute.
1399
01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,833
- Why don't you
save it for Flitt?
1400
01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:27,416
He tells me the two of
you were real close.
1401
01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:49,666
- 31 years ago, I walked
out on a football field
1402
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:53,000
and coached my very
first football game.
1403
01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,458
It was cold, I remember that.
1404
01:07:57,625 --> 01:08:01,250
I had 23 budding young
Americans under my arms.
1405
01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:06,125
And I wasn't quite sure
whether I could do the job.
1406
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,541
Hell, the night before the game
1407
01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,875
I was sitting by the
stove going with the plans
1408
01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:12,166
and I felt very much alone.
1409
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,500
Well my mother,
god rest her soul
1410
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:19,125
came over to me and
1411
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:25,083
put her hand in
my head, and said
1412
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:28,125
"Bulldog, it's gonna
be cold tomorrow,
1413
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,500
"these are for you."
1414
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:34,000
And she handed me a
pair of red longjohns.
1415
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:40,291
You know, suddenly
I felt stronger,
1416
01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:41,958
more sure of myself.
1417
01:08:43,416 --> 01:08:46,791
Well I wore them the next
day and we won the game.
1418
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,833
I wore them the game
after and we won that one.
1419
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,041
I wore them every game that year
1420
01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:54,708
and we won the
goddamn championship!
1421
01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:57,666
Now I had been wearing
those goddamn red longjohns
1422
01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:58,750
for 30 years!
1423
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:03,208
And I'm not wearing them
today, and you know why?
1424
01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:07,166
Because some son of
a bitch stole them!
1425
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:09,666
And I feel naked without them.
1426
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,000
Powerless!
1427
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:17,166
Like a quarterback
without an arm.
1428
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:21,791
But what about you guys, huh?
1429
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,875
What are you doing out there?
1430
01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:26,708
You're letting them beat
the shit out of you!
1431
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:27,916
Now when you go back out there
1432
01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:30,541
I want you to kick
ass, all right?
1433
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,375
Kick ass!
1434
01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:34,458
Kick ass, kick ass!
1435
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,458
Come on you pricks!
1436
01:09:35,458 --> 01:09:37,125
Kick ass, kick ass!
1437
01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,583
- [Team] Kick ass, kick
ass, kick ass, kick ass!
1438
01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:42,541
Kick ass, kick ass,
kick ass, kick ass!
1439
01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:45,458
Kick ass, kick ass,
kick ass, kick ass!
1440
01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:48,250
- I'll look for my
goddamn underwear.
1441
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:51,875
- [Team] Kick ass, kick
ass, kick ass, kick ass!
1442
01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:54,500
- Jack Maguire, outside the
men's locker room at City High
1443
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:57,166
where we'll bring you a
behind the scenes view
1444
01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:59,791
of the players at halftime.
1445
01:09:59,791 --> 01:10:02,458
Oh, oh here's coach Malone.
1446
01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:05,958
Coach, your team played
terribly the first half.
1447
01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,083
Now do you have any strategy
for the second half?
1448
01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:08,916
- Bug off.
1449
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,583
- The coach has just assured us.
1450
01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:15,875
Just a moment.
1451
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:17,416
There's something
strange going on.
1452
01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:19,250
It is an unidentified
female walking into
1453
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,125
the City High locker room.
1454
01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:25,166
- [Team] Kick ass, kick
ass, kick ass, kick ass!
1455
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,791
- Hey Flitt, it's room service.
1456
01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:30,750
- Kathy!
1457
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:31,750
(snapping)
1458
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:32,583
- Ah!
1459
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,666
(whimpering)
1460
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,875
Can I have your name, miss?
1461
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,083
- Abdullah the Butcher.
1462
01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:45,583
- [O'Toole] Okay Romeo,
where's my 10 bucks?
1463
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:52,041
- Listen up, here
comes the coach.
1464
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:57,458
- All right guys, come on,
team huddle, hustle up.
1465
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,750
Listen up guys.
1466
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,125
All right.
1467
01:11:03,125 --> 01:11:06,583
Bulldog's over there pissed off.
1468
01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:07,666
You know why?
1469
01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,708
Somebody copped his
underpants, boys.
1470
01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,708
(laughing)
1471
01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:17,125
They're old, guys.
1472
01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,750
I want you to know I
played for him myself.
1473
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,708
He had them for 31 years so far
1474
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,250
and I don't think he
ever washed them once.
1475
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,541
(laughing)
1476
01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:29,041
(whistling)
1477
01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:31,583
He's over there
telling his ballplayers
1478
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:34,333
just how bad they are gonna feel
1479
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,833
if they don't beat
your ass, guys.
1480
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:39,166
He's making them feel guilty.
1481
01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:40,625
He's yelling at them.
1482
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:42,416
He's having them storm
out his locker room
1483
01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:44,250
screaming "Kill 'em!"
1484
01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,000
And now it's the
time you guys got now
1485
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,916
one more half of football
to play, 30 more minutes.
1486
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:52,500
Everybody got a
chance to go in there
1487
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,416
and put out a
superlative effort.
1488
01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,041
You gotta reach inside and
find that hundred percent
1489
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:57,708
that you got.
1490
01:11:57,708 --> 01:11:59,791
All right, guys.
1491
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,125
What do you say, Johnson High?
1492
01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:03,791
(team cheering)
1493
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,500
All right!
1494
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,625
What you did out there
was pure pigskin.
1495
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:15,875
Chewed them up, you're my guys,
1496
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:16,916
every one of you.
1497
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,750
I believe in you guys.
1498
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,791
- Uh, Coach Arnoldi.
1499
01:12:24,791 --> 01:12:26,166
- Hi Jack, hi.
1500
01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:28,208
- According to my sources,
1501
01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:30,458
City High's defensive
lineman, Richard Plitt
1502
01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,791
will not be in the starting
lineup this second half.
1503
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:34,500
Now will that affect
your strategy?
1504
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,958
- Plitt's not starting?
1505
01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:37,208
- No, no no.
1506
01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:38,291
According to my
sources which are
1507
01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:39,500
unimpeachable, I may say,
1508
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:42,333
he was attacked
savagely by a member
1509
01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,125
of the female gender.
1510
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:48,458
- [Team] Kick ass, kick
ass, kick ass, kick ass!
1511
01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:51,666
Kick ass, kick ass,
kick ass, kick ass!
1512
01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:12,125
- Chester W. Hick
Cup, you're all mine.
1513
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:14,583
(energetic music)
1514
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:19,583
♪ Big dog
1515
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,875
♪ Big dog
1516
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:25,875
(cheering)
1517
01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:30,916
♪ Big dog
1518
01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:35,958
♪ Big dog
1519
01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:39,125
♪ Two pushed it known
once it's also ran ♪
1520
01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:41,750
♪ He'll try to stow
you any way he can ♪
1521
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,875
♪ He's an air triggered hand
1522
01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:48,375
♪ And it's in his command
1523
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:55,208
- Okay huddle up, team
huddle, team huddle.
1524
01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,708
Go, get in here.
1525
01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:57,916
All right guys, this is
what it's all been about.
1526
01:13:57,916 --> 01:13:58,833
Keep the adrenaline
pumping 30 more minutes
1527
01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,500
and we keep the cup.
1528
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:03,041
- Okay men, this is it.
1529
01:14:03,041 --> 01:14:04,416
Get them!
1530
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,250
Let's go.
1531
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:10,583
- Hey!
1532
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:14,416
(rock music)
1533
01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:18,958
- [Hank] City High
takes the field
1534
01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,666
to receive the
second half's kickoff
1535
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,833
trailing in the game
seven to nothing.
1536
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,375
- Come on, get them, Bulldog!
1537
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:30,208
(whistle blowing)
1538
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:36,125
♪ Big dog
1539
01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:42,458
- All right!
1540
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:50,958
- [Hank] And City High
is on the scoreboard
1541
01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:54,375
following the razzle
dazzle running of number 24
1542
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,583
Skeez Jeffries, 92
yard kickoff return.
1543
01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:01,625
Score is now Johnson
seven, City six.
1544
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,333
- Lock it up, boys.
1545
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:05,375
How's Gary's shoulder?
1546
01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,041
- I think he's good.
1547
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,125
- [Hank] Peters to
attempt the extra point
1548
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,750
out of the hold
by Bruce Edwards.
1549
01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:17,958
- Set, 22, hut!
1550
01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:22,416
- [Hank] It splits
the crossbars!
1551
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:25,333
Game is all tied
up at seven apiece.
1552
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:27,666
- That's our way to get 'em!
1553
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,333
(cheering)
1554
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:33,833
- Sorry coach.
1555
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,083
- It's okay.
1556
01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,875
- Seven seven, we got
a tie ballgame, folks,
1557
01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,416
a tie ballgame.
1558
01:15:39,416 --> 01:15:41,708
♪ O, U, L, go back
1559
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,125
♪ Go back, go back
to the woods ♪
1560
01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:44,708
♪ 'cause you haven't
got, you haven't got ♪
1561
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,250
♪ You haven't got the goods
1562
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:48,083
♪ You haven't got the rhythm
and you haven't got the jazz ♪
1563
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:50,666
♪ You haven't got the
players that our team has ♪
1564
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:53,208
♪ We got S, O, U, L
1565
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,250
♪ S,P
1566
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,166
♪ I, R
1567
01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:57,666
♪ I, T
1568
01:15:57,666 --> 01:16:00,458
♪ We got the spirit
so let's hear it ♪
1569
01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:02,666
- [Hank] City High lines
up for the kickoff.
1570
01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,375
Kraznicki, the deep
back for Johnson
1571
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,750
standing on his own goal line.
1572
01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:09,583
(whistle blowing)
1573
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:16,750
He takes it at the 10.
1574
01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:20,916
And he's again
tackled on the 40.
1575
01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:21,958
You can hear the bone splinter
1576
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:24,583
clear up here in the press box.
1577
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,750
Johnson, first and 10
at their 46 yard line.
1578
01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:36,666
- Down!
1579
01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,333
Red 41, red 41, hun!
1580
01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:42,208
Hut!
1581
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:48,125
- [Hank] Beautiful hit
by Pigger Peterson,
1582
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:51,041
City High's own
med school hopeful.
1583
01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,916
The play loses 10 yards.
1584
01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,791
Back to the Johnson
High 30 yard line
1585
01:16:56,791 --> 01:17:00,375
where it'll be second
down, 20 yards to go.
1586
01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:05,583
- Down!
1587
01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:06,416
Blue 12!
1588
01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:09,416
Set!
1589
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,250
Come on!
1590
01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:20,291
- [Hank] It's a 37 yard pass!
1591
01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:21,958
- All right!
- Out to Mandel.
1592
01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:23,750
Johnson is on the 10 yard line.
1593
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,166
- Offside, Blue,
take it back five.
1594
01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:27,416
- [Hank] Offside
against Johnson High.
1595
01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,666
Penalty of five yards.
1596
01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:31,000
It'll be second down and 25.
1597
01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:39,875
Ford, license 3m2401,
lights are on,
1598
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:45,166
your stereo's on, and
someone's siphoning your gas.
1599
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,916
- I'm hurting down there
coach, I can't go in.
1600
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:50,416
- Come on, come on, come on.
1601
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,333
Get up on your butt.
1602
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,333
- Flitt the shit's back in.
1603
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,791
- Hey.
1604
01:17:54,791 --> 01:17:57,833
Let's say we run the draw
play right up his ass.
1605
01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:58,958
- How you feeling, Flitt?
1606
01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:00,666
- Leonard's all mine this play.
1607
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,791
I'm gonna let my forearm
get intimate with his face!
1608
01:18:03,791 --> 01:18:04,625
- Break!
1609
01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:08,125
Come on let's go, let's get it.
1610
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,541
- Hey Pigger.
1611
01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:16,041
You look like an
armpit that eats.
1612
01:18:16,041 --> 01:18:17,291
- Green 17!
1613
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:18,958
- You're mine, Turkey.
1614
01:18:18,958 --> 01:18:21,041
I'm gonna fold your
eyelids back like a set
1615
01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,208
of venetian blinds.
1616
01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:23,625
- Blue 63!
1617
01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,041
- [Johnson Player] Take
a deep breath, Peterson,
1618
01:18:25,041 --> 01:18:26,791
it may be your last.
1619
01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:27,708
- Hut, hut!
1620
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:31,750
- [Hank] Leonard on in around.
1621
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,291
- [Player] It's a round!
1622
01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,208
- [Hank] Breaks one tackle
at the line of scrimmage.
1623
01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:35,250
Sees some daylight.
1624
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,125
He's got one last shot at him.
1625
01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,541
Oh, he broke that tackle!
1626
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:41,708
And he's on his way, the
15, the 10, the five!
1627
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,541
Touchdown!
1628
01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:46,666
- Touchdown's good,
touchdown's good.
1629
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:47,500
- Dammit!
1630
01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:53,583
- All right!
1631
01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:55,875
(whistling)
1632
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:04,375
- [Gary] Little jumping
Kokomo rolling seven!
1633
01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:11,750
- [Hank] Gary Leonard on
the deep one went 62 yards
1634
01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:13,291
for the touchdown.
1635
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:15,458
Johnson leads 13 to seven.
1636
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,666
- Gary Leonard with
that spectacular run
1637
01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:21,958
could prove to be
the hero of the day.
1638
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:22,791
- Break!
1639
01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:29,333
Down!
1640
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,916
- [Hank] Once again Carron
on for the conversion
1641
01:19:30,916 --> 01:19:33,666
with Armstrong to
do the holding.
1642
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,166
- And the kick is good.
1643
01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:39,083
Johnson 14, City seven.
1644
01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:43,083
And the chicken's on the move.
1645
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:43,916
(clucking)
1646
01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:44,750
Chicken.
1647
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,625
- [Hank] And if that's
not enough excitement,
1648
01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:51,708
the Precision
Prancers marching band
1649
01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:54,166
should be here at any moment.
1650
01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:58,458
(parade music)
1651
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:00,875
- [Barney] I got
a sinking feeling
1652
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:03,208
that we've been here before.
1653
01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:07,500
(whistle blowing)
1654
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,708
- We're set to go!
1655
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:11,541
(intense music)
1656
01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:13,375
♪ Wanna ride on a mean machine
1657
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,333
- [Ref] Personal foul
1658
01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:15,375
♪ You're really in for a ride
1659
01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:16,208
(whistle blowing)
1660
01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:18,291
(growling)
1661
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,666
- [Ref] Unnecessary roughness!
1662
01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,708
(whistle blowing)
1663
01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:21,958
Grabbing the facemask.
1664
01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:23,625
♪ I play tough and
I play to win ♪
1665
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,125
- [Ref] Holding.
1666
01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:27,166
♪ These goods are genuine
1667
01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:29,666
♪ You wanna guarantee
a good time ♪
1668
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:30,625
- Yeah!
1669
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:31,666
- [Ref] Unnecessary roughness.
1670
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,916
♪ Just jump inside
1671
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:34,750
♪ And he does it
1672
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:35,583
- Break!
1673
01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:40,208
♪ Big dog
1674
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,791
♪ Big dog
1675
01:20:41,791 --> 01:20:42,916
- [Ref] Pass interference.
1676
01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:45,875
(whistle blowing)
1677
01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:46,666
Procedure.
1678
01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:49,083
- Hey!
1679
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:52,041
- [Ref] Personal foul,
fearing pass interference.
1680
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,125
Unnecessary roughness,
grabbing the facemask.
1681
01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:55,750
Personal foul.
- All right!
1682
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,583
- Holding,
unnecessary roughness.
1683
01:20:58,583 --> 01:20:59,833
- Let's go!
1684
01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:01,250
- [Ref] Foul, parking
from the rear, holding.
1685
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,458
♪ Big dog
1686
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,291
(cackling)
1687
01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,416
(whistle blowing)
1688
01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:05,666
- City, time is in.
1689
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,458
- Stop them this
series and it's ours!
1690
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:08,375
Break!
1691
01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:09,500
- It's our last shot, guys.
1692
01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,125
- Now let's make it a good one!
1693
01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:12,375
Break!
1694
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,791
- [Hank] City lines up.
1695
01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:16,916
First and 10 on Johnson
High's 15 yard line.
1696
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,583
But with only seconds remaining,
1697
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,250
it could be the last
play of the game.
1698
01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:21,541
- Set, blue 45!
1699
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:24,916
- I'm gonna crush your grapes.
1700
01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:27,083
- I'm gonna eat your face!
1701
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:27,916
- Hut!
1702
01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:32,416
- [Hank] Kelly bursts
onto the left side
1703
01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:33,583
for a City TD!
1704
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,958
And with only two
seconds on the clock,
1705
01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:40,708
it's Johnson High
14, City High 13.
1706
01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:43,916
And this place is pandemonium
as the City High fans
1707
01:21:43,916 --> 01:21:45,375
are on their feet!
1708
01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:47,750
- Excuse me.
1709
01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:52,708
(crowd cheering)
1710
01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:57,583
- Close it up,
guys, close it up.
1711
01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:00,291
- Hold on.
1712
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:04,708
We forgot about
our secret weapon.
1713
01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:05,541
Now?
1714
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,375
- Now.
1715
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:10,166
- Plug that hole!
1716
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:11,833
- Be a hero.
1717
01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:14,125
- Come on, hubba hubba.
1718
01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:15,541
- Our last chance.
1719
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:17,708
We block that extra point.
1720
01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:20,500
- Just take it straight, DD.
1721
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,875
That's all you gotta do.
1722
01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,166
(clucking)
1723
01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:28,458
- Hey coach, ain't those
your lucky longjohns?
1724
01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:30,958
(whistle blowing)
1725
01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,916
- My underwear!
1726
01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:33,916
Where'd you get those?
1727
01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:36,416
Come back here, you.
1728
01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:41,416
- Bulldog Malone is following
a chicken on a unicycle.
1729
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,833
- What the?
1730
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:43,500
(whistle blowing)
1731
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,750
- It's good!
1732
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:48,000
- No, the point is no
good, it's wide, wide!
1733
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:51,083
- Gimme those!
1734
01:22:57,916 --> 01:22:58,916
- Oh Coach Malone.
1735
01:22:58,916 --> 01:23:00,750
- Stand here, Maguire.
1736
01:23:03,041 --> 01:23:04,958
- [Hank] Since we appear
to be in the midst
1737
01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:06,583
of a minor break this year,
1738
01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:09,125
there maybe a repeat
of previous wars.
1739
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:10,333
- Right.
1740
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:13,583
Rivalries should
stay on the field.
1741
01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,000
(bashing)
1742
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,583
- [Hank] Please!
1743
01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:19,916
I hate to see this sort
of unsportsmanlike conduct
1744
01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:21,708
on the field of play.
1745
01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:24,125
Have you no sense of decorum?
1746
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:29,750
- Come back here, you turkey!
1747
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:30,916
Nobody see the kick?
1748
01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:31,958
Come on, did you see it?
1749
01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:33,125
- Come on, let's
get out of here.
1750
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,458
- Come on, the kick was good.
1751
01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:35,625
- It was wide, it was wide.
1752
01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:36,875
- You're blind!
1753
01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,333
Arnoldi, you saw the
kick, it was good!
1754
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:44,333
(women screaming
and Pigger snorting)
1755
01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,500
(bashing)
1756
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:51,875
- [Hank] This is
absolutely a final warning.
1757
01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:54,541
All non playing personnel
still on the field
1758
01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:56,000
by the time I count to three
1759
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,541
will be promptly sorry.
1760
01:23:58,541 --> 01:23:59,875
One, two, three!
1761
01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:05,791
- Okay, heads up Jack.
1762
01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:06,958
A couple more arrests here.
1763
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:08,583
All right, everybody inside
1764
01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:10,500
Let's go, let's go people.
1765
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,791
Move it, move it, inside.
1766
01:24:12,791 --> 01:24:15,666
- [Man] Gordon, is this another
one of your routine arrests?
1767
01:24:15,666 --> 01:24:16,958
- [Cop] Right up to the front.
1768
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,583
Book all of these
people, let's go.
1769
01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:19,833
- We were robbed!
1770
01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:21,750
- [Man] You're lucky
you're still alive.
1771
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,791
- [Man] Too bad you
had to cheat to win.
1772
01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:26,416
- [Cop] Right up front,
right up to the desk.
1773
01:24:26,416 --> 01:24:27,750
Book them all, book them all.
1774
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,833
Creating a disturbance.
1775
01:24:29,833 --> 01:24:30,666
All right!
1776
01:24:31,791 --> 01:24:34,541
(crowd shouting)
1777
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,916
- [Man] I want my lawyer!
1778
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,166
- Leave that there,
that's evidence.
1779
01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:44,333
All right, quiet down here,
you're all under arrest!
1780
01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:45,916
- George, that kick was good,
1781
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:48,000
you saw it with your
own eyes, goddamit!
1782
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,958
Oh god, there they are.
1783
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,500
Give me those!
1784
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:53,666
- [Man] The kick stumbled
out just like your underwear!
1785
01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:54,958
(bashing)
1786
01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:57,291
- Don't talk to me
like that, George.
1787
01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,541
- [Man] Come on, take
it easy coach, come on.
1788
01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:02,708
(whistle blowing)
1789
01:25:02,708 --> 01:25:04,250
- [Reporter] And now,
Eyewitness sports is live
1790
01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,833
reporting on the City High
and Johnson football game.
1791
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,041
- [Woman] Look at that!
1792
01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:08,708
Weasel's on TV
with Jack Maguire.
1793
01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:09,958
- [Man] Weasel?
1794
01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:10,958
- [Man] That jerk?
1795
01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:12,333
- [Man] They're both jerks.
1796
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,958
- [Jack] Are you
implying, Mr. Wexler
1797
01:25:13,958 --> 01:25:16,291
that you're in possession
of irrefutable proof
1798
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:19,958
regarding the extra
point in dispute?
1799
01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,708
- That's right, Jack.
1800
01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:24,416
- You wanna roll the film?
1801
01:25:24,416 --> 01:25:26,416
Let's see for ourselves.
1802
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:32,541
- [Man] We tied!
1803
01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:34,041
Yeah we tied!
1804
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:37,041
(cheering)
1805
01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:38,708
Weasel Wexler for President!
1806
01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:40,916
(cheering)
1807
01:25:58,583 --> 01:25:59,750
- See you next year?
1808
01:25:59,750 --> 01:26:01,958
- Ah, you bet, coach.
1809
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,041
By the way, congratulations.
1810
01:26:03,041 --> 01:26:05,375
- What about the Hick Cup?
1811
01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:06,291
- Hick Cup?
1812
01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:09,708
Ah, why don't you take
it till baseball season,
1813
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:10,708
I'll take it after that.
1814
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:11,541
- You got it.
1815
01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:12,875
- All right.
1816
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:14,708
- Have a cigar.
1817
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:15,916
- Thanks a lot, Bulldog.
1818
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:17,541
What do you say, Johnson High?
1819
01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:18,791
- [Man] That's right, let's go!
1820
01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:21,083
(cheering)
1821
01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:26,708
(cheering)
1822
01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:33,333
- [Hank] Fellow
survivors, I give you
1823
01:26:33,333 --> 01:26:36,416
the Precision Prancers
marching band!
1824
01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:38,166
Thank god.
1825
01:26:40,416 --> 01:26:43,583
(marching band music)
1826
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:07,000
(light rock music)
1827
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,125
♪ It's a crazy life
to be taken light ♪
1828
01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:16,208
♪ It's a sweet
bird rocking tune ♪
1829
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:21,208
♪ It's a locker game, a
spark of blame I assume ♪
1830
01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:26,125
♪ It's a smile that's
wild, a reckless line ♪
1831
01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:29,583
♪ It's a three ring circus too
1832
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,791
♪ It's a breakneck rhyme
1833
01:27:31,791 --> 01:27:36,791
♪ So found something
to hold on to ♪
1834
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:40,000
♪ If you got a hunch
1835
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:43,125
♪ You gotta lay it on the line
1836
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:48,125
♪ You gotta bet a bunch 'cause
we're running out of time ♪
1837
01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:53,166
♪ If you got a hunch
1838
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:56,166
♪ You gotta lay it on the line
1839
01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:57,541
♪ You've gotta bet a bunch
1840
01:27:57,541 --> 01:28:02,541
♪ 'cause we're
running out of time ♪
1841
01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:06,458
♪ It's getting down,
it's getting down to ♪
1842
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:09,791
♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
1843
01:28:09,791 --> 01:28:14,791
♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
1844
01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:29,416
♪ It's a cloudless sky
through a painter's eye ♪
1845
01:28:29,416 --> 01:28:32,916
♪ The sun sets so
fine you could yell ♪
1846
01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:37,958
♪ It's a holiday, a joke
we play on ourselves ♪
1847
01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:43,041
♪ If you got a hunch
1848
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:46,000
♪ You gotta lay it on the line
1849
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:47,583
♪ You've gotta bet a bunch
1850
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:52,583
♪ 'cause we're
running out of time ♪
1851
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,541
♪ It's getting down,
it's getting down to ♪
1852
01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:59,791
♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
1853
01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:04,791
♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
1854
01:29:26,125 --> 01:29:29,041
♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
1855
01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:32,416
♪ It's getting down, yeah
it's getting down to ♪
1856
01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:37,416
♪ It's getting down, yeah it's
getting down to the crunch ♪
1857
01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:42,291
♪ Getting down to the crunch
1858
01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:07,041
♪ Down to the crunch
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