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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,250 State Security. "Stasi" for short. 4 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:47,458 A secret service with the license to surveil, imprison, and kill. 5 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:50,333 The fate of thousands in their hands. 6 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,542 Their mission: safeguard East Germany. 7 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:57,125 Their motto: You're either with us or against us. 8 00:00:58,042 --> 00:01:01,083 But what about those kids in Prenzlauer Berg ? 9 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,750 That negative-decadent scene - NEG-DEC, for short? 10 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:07,000 Who are they? And why? 11 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:11,583 Department XX/9 has been set up to find out. 12 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,917 Their smartest and best people 13 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:18,042 on the most secret of all secret task forces. 14 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,083 Code name: LSD. 15 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:25,208 Mission: infiltrate the scene and rile things up. 16 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,750 EAST BERLIN, 1980s. 17 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:35,667 BUT IT'S STILL SUNNY. 18 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,625 Shitty East! 19 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,042 Mr. Fuchs! 20 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:31,042 I know I can count on you. 21 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:33,083 Got a smoke? - No. 22 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,458 What's in the bag? - My Stasi file. 23 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:36,708 Really? 24 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:39,792 My family made me get it. I didn't want it. 25 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:44,583 I'll go through it with my wife, take a walk down memory lane, 26 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:47,583 and then... - Like a good old family photo album. 27 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:50,333 Only they took the pictures for you. 28 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,667 You'll have a fab time. 29 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,333 Bye. - Bye. 30 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:03,083 There he is, back from the Stasi office... 31 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,583 What are you doing here ? 32 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:06,792 You serious? 33 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:09,708 You've been avoiding this forever. - I haven't. 34 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,292 But this seems excessive. 35 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,083 Ludger, be nice to your son. 36 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,667 Grandpa! - Lisa, my angel! 37 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:20,625 How are you, honey? 38 00:04:20,792 --> 00:04:23,083 I need to interview you for school 39 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,667 about the GDDR and your book "Strange Cat." 40 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,625 It's "GDR" and "Stray Cat." 41 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:30,875 STRAY CAT 42 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,875 Better wash my hands. Just been in touch with the Stasi. 43 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:37,917 That'll be Rosa. Or the Academy guy who wants to archive you. 44 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:40,417 But I'm still alive! - Why Grandpa? 45 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,958 Your grandpa is a very famous writer. 46 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,625 And a dissident. 47 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:48,250 What's that? - One of the good guys. 48 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:52,167 And good guys go in the archive? - Yes. 49 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,625 Dad! - What? 50 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:56,250 We brought you something. 51 00:04:58,292 --> 00:05:00,042 Spreewald pickles. 52 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,208 And... 53 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,208 Halloren chocolates. 54 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,875 And Schlager sweet bars. - Schlager sweet bars! 55 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,792 We promised Lisa a proper Eastie revival party. 56 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:13,458 Right, honey? 57 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,417 That's his way of saying "I love you." 58 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,917 Lisa, it sounds great, but please give us a break. 59 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,167 That'll be the Academy guy. 60 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,250 I'd like to look at the file alone first. 61 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:30,208 Dad, it's an honor to be archived! - Academy guy...? 62 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,958 Your mom and her ideas... 63 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,750 This is a very private matter. 64 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,542 I'd like... 65 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,167 Oh, hello. 66 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,083 Dietrich. - Fuchs. 67 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,417 My dear Mr. Fuchs, 68 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:47,917 the Academy is extremely proud that you agreed 69 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:52,458 to us keeping your Stasi file in our archive. 70 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,667 I did? - Yes. 71 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,500 Well, I agreed for you. 72 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:59,708 What? - You're an important historical figure. 73 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,667 Am I? - I agree. 74 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:04,167 Where can I leave my coat? - Over there. 75 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,375 But I have a right to privacy, right? 76 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:10,292 The file isn't going to be published. 77 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:11,750 Of course not. 78 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:15,250 Not until ten years after your death. - If people still care. 79 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,583 I haven't even looked at it yet. 80 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,625 Now's the chance. 81 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,667 A small collection? 82 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:25,083 Just some trinkets I bought at Checkpoint Charlie. 83 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,708 This is the Distinguished Service Medal. 84 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,250 Order of Merit. 85 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:32,625 A medal from State Security. 86 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,208 I got revenge eventually. 87 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:40,583 That mob made my life a living hell. 88 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,875 It's my collection of scalps. 89 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,292 Is this it? - Yes. 90 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:47,417 Or we eat first... - Eat. 91 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,500 ...then the file? - The file first. 92 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:53,000 File! File! File! 93 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,875 But not here, let's sit over there. 94 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,250 Here we go. 95 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,000 Let's sit down then. 96 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,375 Pardon me! 97 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,292 Here it says "Fuchs." 98 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,958 My little fox. - Yes. 99 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,458 "The target is 17 years old 100 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:14,000 and seeking a respectable position in our society. 101 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,708 According to neighbors and colleagues, 102 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:21,167 he is friendly yet insecure." 103 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,792 Oh Ludger, I love you! - I love you too! 104 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,125 Our apartment. - Yes! 105 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,417 How sweet! - A cat? 106 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:36,042 Yeah. Chic Guevara. - Right, Chic Guevara. 107 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,750 Why'd they photograph a cat? 108 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:40,167 There were lots of animal lovers in the Stasi. 109 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,583 OK. 110 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,458 Wow! - Is that you, Grandpa? 111 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,958 Yes, it is. - It's an iconic photo. 112 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,833 From a legendary rock concert, right? - Yes. 113 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:53,583 My husband was the hottest guy for miles around. 114 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,875 That's why he was published in the West. 115 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:59,208 Talent may have played a role too. 116 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:00,417 Maybe. 117 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,042 Our first night! 118 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:03,917 Eyes closed, kids! 119 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,333 Where was the photographer? 120 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:08,875 Hidden somewhere. 121 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,375 What's this? - That's interesting! 122 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:15,750 May I? 123 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:19,208 These handwritten documents are very... 124 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,875 interesting. 125 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,458 "My love, please answer me. 126 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:28,292 Of all the people in the world, you are the most talented. 127 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:33,042 No ass can rock jeans like yours. And your hard co..." 128 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,542 I didn't write that. - Oh yes, that is a bit private. 129 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,042 It's not my handwriting. 130 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,125 Or my stationery. 131 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:43,167 It's not my style either. 132 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,125 Who wrote it then? 133 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,167 No idea. 134 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,125 I'll get my glasses and take a closer look. 135 00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:58,000 Hold on, the letter is addressed to me. 136 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,917 May I? 137 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,417 Careful, it's fragile. - I didn't... 138 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,417 They're all photocopies. 139 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,458 We can still treat them with care. 140 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:11,083 OK, let me see. - Corinna... 141 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,083 Ludger, I love you. - Corinna, I love you. 142 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:20,333 Now you've got me hooked. 143 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,875 What was the cat's name again? Chic Guevara? 144 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,458 "| love you, Ludger. 145 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,792 You're my Paul... my Jean Paul, 146 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:33,542 my Bob Dylan, my Sartre, my... 147 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,417 You're a truly spectacular lov... 148 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:39,417 lover." 149 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:40,750 Who's it from? 150 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,500 Oh, it's... Ah! 151 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,875 That was long before you. 152 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,042 No, we'd been dating for ages. 153 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,125 It was way before that. 154 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:51,208 That's not true! - It is! 155 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:52,917 There's no date. 156 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:57,333 Ludger, the whole file is arranged chronologically. 157 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,042 Then someone messed up. 158 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,958 I must correct you, Mr. Fuchs. 159 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,042 The Stasi was meticulous. 160 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:07,750 The informant's report attached to this letter 161 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,792 does have the date on it. 162 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,250 OK, maybe she was in love with me. 163 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:15,583 I was a hot number, so anything's possible... 164 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,000 Maybe she never sent the letter... 165 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:19,750 and ripped it up... 166 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:24,000 But you answered the letter she "maybe never sent." 167 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,708 Should I read it? - No! 168 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,833 I never wanted to look at this file anyway. 169 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,542 I've always said that. 170 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:32,417 But I thought... - Dad! 171 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:35,375 I thought you were being modest. - I knew it! 172 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:36,917 Lisa, come with me. 173 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,958 Dad! - I can't take it anymore! 174 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,875 Heroes are people too. 175 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:42,375 Great! 176 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,750 The Stasi has finally turned us against each other! 177 00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,792 A late victory. Great, thanks! 178 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,625 Could you leave the... 179 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,000 Thank you for this... 180 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,792 wonderful evening! 181 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,333 Thanks! 182 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,667 Could you leave the file here? 183 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,875 I'm so stupid! 184 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,625 That's him. 185 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,208 It is. - No, it's... 186 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,750 Of course it's him. 187 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,417 Pardon me! - Oh no. 188 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:16,250 Just a minute. 189 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,042 It is him. - You're him, aren't you? 190 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,292 The writer? Fuchs? 191 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,583 Yes. - See? I told her it was you. 192 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:28,167 We just bought your book in that bookstore. 193 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,625 Could you write a few words? - Sure. 194 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,625 It's a gift. 195 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,250 Please put... 196 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,708 "For Jürgen." 197 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,458 Jürgen is my brother. 198 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,458 We're also East Germans. - Yeah. 199 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,500 West Germans don't get it. 200 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,500 You can say that again. 201 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:52,250 It's so powerful, how the young man sells his soul to the devil. 202 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,500 Really great. 203 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:58,042 We've all done it, right? Sold our souls to the devil. 204 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,375 I'd like to know one thing. 205 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,667 The young man in the book. 206 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,958 Is it you? 207 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:10,292 No telling? - Young Pioneer's Honor. 208 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:11,833 It's... 209 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,875 To be honest... 210 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:19,167 It's not as simple as we'd like it to be. 211 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,958 What an arrogant asshole. 212 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,500 Stuck-up prick. 213 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,500 The boy's story starts at a crossroads. Like most stories. 214 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,500 More precisely, at a traffic light' on Leninplatz. 215 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,167 What the boy doesn't know... 216 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,542 the elite force has rigged the light to test him. 217 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,250 Isn't it sweet! 218 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,125 Bunch of animal lovers, are we? 219 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,000 Sissies. 220 00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:00,833 And he passes the test with flying colors. 221 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,917 "Where am I from? Where am I going? 222 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,625 Yeah, where to ?" 223 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,667 ...thinks the young man. 224 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,667 How's the saying go ? 225 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,208 Fare has a name and an address. 226 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:23,625 Comrade Fuchs, report immediately to Department XX/9. 227 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,708 This watch was given to me by Comrade Weaver 228 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,708 when he retired. 229 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,667 "For the best of the best," he said. 230 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,167 And he instructed me 231 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:44,667 to pass it on to the best of the best 232 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,667 when I retired one day. 233 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,917 So, comrades, give it your all. 234 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:57,750 Especially because a new comrade is joining you today. 235 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,042 An outstanding soldier who understands 236 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,625 that a red light is an order 237 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,042 and orders must be followed: 238 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,750 Ludger Fuchs! 239 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,417 Enough. 240 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,083 Quit that nonsense. 241 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,292 This isn't the Humboldt University 242 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,958 and I'm no professor. 243 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,833 Good God, no. 244 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,708 Comrade Fuchs... 245 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,250 graduated from school. 246 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,375 Did anyone else graduate? 247 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:34,292 You stay here. Everyone else is dismissed. 248 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,708 Go on, get moving. 249 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,500 Comrade Zero! 250 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,250 You stay. 251 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,208 Before I send you out there 252 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,833 I have to tell you a little story. 253 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:55,125 About a friend who fell in love while on duty. 254 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:57,542 He fell in love with an art student 255 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,292 in Weissensee. 256 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,167 Where they celebrate "carnival", 257 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,167 and where the female students 258 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,042 dress up as cats 259 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,667 or as bunnies 260 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,250 with bushy tails and... 261 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:17,375 fishnet stockings with garter belts. 262 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,708 And before he knew it, 263 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,792 this girl had him by the balls. 264 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,583 What's so funny? 265 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,750 I'm just warning you to be wary 266 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,000 of these artists. 267 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:35,458 You're going to come into contact with them. 268 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:39,250 Our goal here is full penetration. 269 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,875 Learn about them, gain their trust, 270 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,417 rile them up, and disintegrate them. 271 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:59,208 The operation is named after the streets 272 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,708 that border the area of operations, i.e. enemy territory: 273 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,958 "L" as in Lychener Strasse, "S" as in Schliemann, 274 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,708 then "D" from Duncker. 275 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,208 "LSD." 276 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:15,500 Turn right up there, then left, and then we're at the target. 277 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,458 Papeel-Allee... Pappelallee. 278 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:22,292 That's a Western map. - Yeah, I got one. 279 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,375 Ours are imprecise. - Why? 280 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,917 You're so dumb. 281 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:30,292 For strategic reasons: to confuse the enemy. 282 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,958 But we're only confusing our own people. 283 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,542 The enemy has the good map. - You think our leaders are stupid? 284 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,417 I'll sock you in the face. 285 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,542 Assholes! I'll flip your car over! 286 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,000 Step on it! - Go! 287 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,333 Drive less conspicuously! We're in enemy territory. 288 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,125 Look! 289 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,042 A negative-decadent. 290 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,333 She's hot. Give me a spin, Neg-Dec! 291 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:14,417 You're our Helmut Newton! - Very nice. 292 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,417 Another Neg-Dec. - Her boyfriend. 293 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,625 Shit! She really has a boyfriend. 294 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:21,958 Maybe her brother? 295 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,875 His pants are all ripped. 296 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,333 Nope, definitely not her brother. 297 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,000 No, it's not... - I'd love to have a girlfriend. 298 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,750 You come home, have dinner, 299 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,167 then you get to sleep with her, she's yours. 300 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,583 They won't quit! Enough already! 301 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,958 You really like that Neg-Dec, huh? 302 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,458 Drive away discreetly. - They're coming! 303 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,625 Shit! 304 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,083 Get down! - Move your hand! 305 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,000 Quiet! 306 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,917 Let's go to my place. - They're going to her place. 307 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,958 I got a pic. - I got audio. 308 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,333 I took notes. 309 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,500 Don't let them get away! 310 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,917 But they're not our target! 311 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,750 6:33 p.m., Pappelallee. 312 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:10,792 Special Unit LSD scouts out the field of operations. 313 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,083 Nothing note worthy to report. 314 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,750 I'm going home for the day. 315 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,792 Good luck, partner. 316 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:30,500 19 seconds later, "Operation Lover" begins. 317 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,833 What if someone's home? 318 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,292 No worries, we have two and a half hours. 319 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,958 That's plenty. 320 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,542 "The Scout." 321 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,917 The new Gojko Mitić movie. 322 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,667 Haven't seen it yet. 323 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,542 We're also Indians. Apaches. 324 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:49,833 Ears to the ground, tracking 'em down and creeping up from behind. 325 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,458 Do we know no one's home? 326 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,042 We're State Security. We know everything. 327 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,875 The dummies wrote it here. 328 00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,542 GONE AGAIN, BACK AT 9 329 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,625 Picking locks is my special skill. 330 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,042 Watch closely. This is an eight. 331 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,625 Almost there. 332 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,083 KEY IS UNDER THE MAT 333 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,083 Open up! 334 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,250 No, it's actually a twelve. 335 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,250 They make it too easy for us. 336 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,250 Right, she'll be home at 9. 337 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,708 You have plenty of time. 338 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,917 And don't forget: subtle clues. 339 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,292 Like we learned. 340 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,708 Nothing should seem unnatural. 341 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,125 We'll be downstairs watching who comes in and out. 342 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:50,292 You can count on us. 343 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,458 OK. 344 00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,833 Thomas? 345 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,458 Coming to bed? 346 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500 Thomas... 347 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,250 Hey, honeybee. 348 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,708 I skipped my lecture to come to you. 349 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,875 Hey, there. 350 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,500 You're still dressed. 351 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,667 Take this off. 352 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750 You're so hot. 353 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,167 The bag! 354 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,667 Thomas! 355 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,417 Corinna? 356 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,958 Yes? 357 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,000 You coming or not? 358 00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,792 Could you come here? 359 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,958 What's going on? 360 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,583 What do you mean? 361 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,208 Wanna tell me something? - Do you? 362 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,708 Champagne? Are we celebrating? 363 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,542 Are you for real? 364 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,333 Would you come in the kitchen? 365 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,708 Someone had a shave. - Who do you think? 366 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,167 Probably you. 367 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,417 Corinna. 368 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:29,583 Yes? 369 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,833 Where is he? 370 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,458 Where's who? - The guy. 371 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,917 Where could he be? In the closet? 372 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:41,042 Check, he'll be in there. 373 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:43,583 I'll make us some calming lime blossom tea. 374 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,792 You check that closet. 375 00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,208 Lover in the closet! 376 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,500 Socks and underwear... - Sure. 377 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:54,250 You only want me to check the closet so I won't do it. 378 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:58,042 Lover in the closet? - They're not my briefs. 379 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,458 This situation left me with two options. 380 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,500 Either I came clean as a State Security employee. 381 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,792 Or as the woman's lover. 382 00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:12,167 I love your wife. Please don't hurt me. 383 00:23:14,542 --> 00:23:17,000 Could you please give me my underwear? 384 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,083 Yes. 385 00:23:20,917 --> 00:23:22,083 Thank you. 386 00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,750 You're welcome. 387 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,667 Corinna? 388 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,417 What? 389 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,875 Corinna! 390 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,750 What is it? 391 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,708 I checked the closet. 392 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,167 That's it, Thomas. It's over. 393 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:08,917 Goodbye. 394 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:12,583 Help! I'm losing control! 395 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,542 I don't want to do this! 396 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,083 Free love and all that! 397 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:40,375 I hit my girlfriend! 398 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,292 Where'd you come from? 399 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,292 I was just passing by. 400 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,208 And I heard you screaming. 401 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,500 I thought, "A woman needs help." 402 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,458 Just like that? - Yup. 403 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,000 You live in the building? - No. 404 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,167 Then you weren't "passing by." 405 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,792 Or were you visiting someone? 406 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:14,042 I work for State Security and follow you. 407 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,542 Sure. 408 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,542 Tell your comrades there's nothing to find here. 409 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:21,042 I always say what I think out loud. 410 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,750 I think that's great. - I think it's normal. 411 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,417 You're bleeding. 412 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,333 You missed some. 413 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,750 I know you don't work for the Stasi 'cause I work for them. 414 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,708 I also say what I think. 415 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,958 What are you thinking now? 416 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:51,125 That I'd like to kiss you. 417 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,958 You? 418 00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:32,292 Under the table! Fast! 419 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:35,042 Get down! Right. 420 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:43,750 "...should be shot for treason." 421 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:46,625 Three elite State Security spies. 422 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:48,167 Four 423 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,583 Three... 424 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,417 elite spies 425 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,167 scratching their balls on duty, 426 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,708 fall asleep in the lookout car 427 00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:01,208 while their comrade prepares an apartment 428 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:05,333 without realizing the occupant is present. 429 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,208 Comrade Lieutenant Colonel? - My ear! 430 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,125 The Minister needs you. Red alert. 431 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,542 OK then. 432 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,375 Time to start praying. 433 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,792 You come with me, Comrade Fuchs. 434 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,458 You will give your report orally. 435 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:33,750 He's the Minister for State Security, not for preschools. 436 00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:36,458 So get your shit together. 437 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:39,750 We forgot our hats. Shit! 438 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,333 Comrade Mielke's real tough. 439 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,667 No one leaves the way they went in. 440 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,583 How so? - Some leave bigger, others smaller. 441 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:53,500 Hi there, Gabi. - My condolences, Lutz. 442 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,583 He wants to see you right away. 443 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,792 Close the door. 444 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,708 Has anyone died yet, Gabi? 445 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,750 Not yet. 446 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,250 He's in a really foul mood today. 447 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:08,708 What would I do without you, Gabi? 448 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:12,000 Let's go then. - Not you. Sit! 449 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,333 It's high treason, that's what it is! 450 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,167 Not here. There. 451 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,292 Comrade. - You're a savage. 452 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:26,583 Excellent, Comrade Brühl. 453 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,125 Don't dilly-dally. 454 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,708 I demand a thorough examination. 455 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,167 Get it over with. 456 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:35,708 Someone is thwarting our will and defying orders. 457 00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:38,375 Investigate the... - Gabi, my breakfast! 458 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,792 Breakfast! - Breakfast! 459 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,250 Breakfast, Gabi. 460 00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:46,375 Just shoot someone. 461 00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:48,708 Get it over with. That's what we do. 462 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,833 Right? 463 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,708 Line them up against the wall. 464 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,000 No one could ever replace this man, but' you 'll have to do. 465 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:02,500 This is an outstanding sequel. 466 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,000 It's approved. 467 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:08,500 We'll give the director the National Prize. 468 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,792 He has it already. - Then we won't. 469 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,333 And the actor? - I'll kill him. 470 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:18,625 Does he have one? - Troublemaker, says he's blacklisted. 471 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:20,292 Then not him either. 472 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,000 Come. 473 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,917 Gabi, use a right angle ruler. 474 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,250 Yeah, so... 475 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:28,667 I'm really angry! 476 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,208 Red alert! 477 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,792 It's my birthday soon. 478 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,833 Do you have any ideas what we could do for my... 479 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Yes, Erich, I'm on it. A really fun idea. 480 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:42,583 This time we'll all dress up as... Wait for it... 481 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:45,750 targets. - Targets? 482 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:47,208 Yes, targets. - No. 483 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,042 I'll go as this woman. 484 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,583 Ulrike Poppe. 485 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:54,583 Remember, we just call her "Poppe." 486 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,292 We're not that close. 487 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,417 Some pigtails, red lipstick... 488 00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,000 There's your Poppe. 489 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,250 And for you we thought... 490 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:04,333 You could be a bum. 491 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,500 Long hair, beard, Jesus sandals. 492 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,833 No, shitty idea. - Shitty idea, Gabi. 493 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,792 I want to shine! 494 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:23,208 Rosen fell for it. 495 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,667 I can't believe it. 496 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,500 I knew it was Rosen! 497 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:29,458 Our people would've figured it out much faster. 498 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:31,375 Just shoot them! 499 00:30:31,542 --> 00:30:34,333 And they want to abolish the death penalty... 500 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,667 Did you hear what I heard? 501 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:45,125 Don't fraternize with me. I'm small, but not nice. 502 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,833 Our new man... 503 00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:51,833 What's his name? - Ludger Fuchs. 504 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,875 In the basement? 505 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,458 I'll prepare everything. 506 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,042 To the right. 507 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,583 OK, let's go. 508 00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,500 Hello, comrade witnesses. 509 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:17,458 OK, Comrade Lieutenant, go ahead. 510 00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:19,917 After you. 511 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:33,958 Wait a second. 512 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,375 Lieutenant? 513 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:45,292 Comrade... 514 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,875 By order of the Minister for State Security 515 00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:50,125 of the German Democratic Republic, 516 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,083 I promote you 517 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:56,417 for exemplary conduct during an operation 518 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,792 that included enemy contact, effective immediately, 519 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:03,667 to Lieutenant of State Security of the German Democratic Republic. 520 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,917 No need to cry, Comrade! 521 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,750 It's not sad! 522 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:20,875 I thought... 523 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,750 unforeseen... 524 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:27,625 You think basements are only used for eliminating people? 525 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:31,417 No, we also use them for a good old promotion. 526 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,125 Nothing flashy. It's secret. 527 00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:37,750 You can't walk around Prenzlauer Berg with epaulettes. 528 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:42,167 A Hawaiian shirt with epaulettes! 529 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:48,583 The crazies would give you a good beating. Enough! 530 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,667 Here. 531 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,583 Thank you. 532 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:08,958 Your initials could also be on it one day. 533 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,833 L. F. Ludger Fuchs. 534 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 If you keep up the good work. 535 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,958 From now on I'm your handler. 536 00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:25,708 Don't be a pussy. 537 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:30,042 Your mission is to scout out the Prenzlauer Berg scene. 538 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,708 Get an apartment there the normal way. 539 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:33,875 He's coming! 540 00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:36,792 You'll get everything you need. 541 00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:41,042 Where is Comrade Toll from Customs? - Toll from Customs. 542 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:45,167 Comrade Toll, give the Lieutenant all he needs. 543 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,333 OK. 544 00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:51,667 Welcome to the paradise of intercepted parcels from the West! 545 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,208 Records over there, books here. 546 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,708 What do we have here? Chewing gum. 547 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,167 This is the good stuff. 548 00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:00,042 From Grandma, don't tell Grandpa. 549 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,000 A few of these too? I'll grab some. 550 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,125 So... 551 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:06,750 "My dear grandson, the jeans you wanted. 552 00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:11,750 You asked for Levi's, but C&A also makes excellent pants." 553 00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:13,417 Yeah, right. 554 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:16,792 "P.S. I'm sure pants and jackets will get through customs." 555 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,000 So naive! 556 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,875 Have fun shopping. 557 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:24,167 You need to bring it all back, comrade. 558 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:35,542 Yeah, you're a looker. 559 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:37,583 We don't get out much. 560 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:39,958 Unlike you guys in XX/9! 561 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:45,500 Why are they all looking up? 562 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:48,292 Checking for dirty windows with no curtains. 563 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:50,708 Why? - That means they're empty. 564 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:58,583 And then they break the door down and move in, damn riffraff. 565 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,458 Hello, young man. 566 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,208 Could you grab the toilet paper? 567 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,875 It's up there. - Sure. 568 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,417 Thanks, you're a nice boy. 569 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,208 Could you tell me if there's an apartment... 570 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,375 free here? 571 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:40,708 Sure, across from me. 572 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:42,875 I should know. I'm in charge here. 573 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,458 That wasn't necessary. I have a key. 574 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:09,500 Pardon me. - Bonjour. 575 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,250 Pardon me. 576 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,875 Someone lives here. 577 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:16,417 He's still alive? - Yes. 578 00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,208 Not for long. - What? 579 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,417 The People's Solidarity comes every week. 580 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,667 Let's say you're a subtenant for now 581 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:27,375 and when Mr. Wüst dies, the apartment is all yours. 582 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,875 Hello. 583 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,708 You're a good person. 584 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,125 Nah. 585 00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:08,167 To ensure smooth acceptance 586 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:12,250 into the heart of the so-called "Neg-Dec " scene 587 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,375 I need a credible backstory 588 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:17,125 which / still need to finalize. 589 00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:20,583 Are you the subtenant? - After three Weeks I'd settled in. 590 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,417 And, except for the sick old man 591 00:38:23,583 --> 00:38:25,083 who died in the next room, 592 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,333 thus making me the main tenant, 593 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,750 there were no incidents to report. 594 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:57,292 Hey, Ludger! - There he goes: Lord Shit! 595 00:38:57,458 --> 00:39:01,000 Don't forget Wednesday's conspiratorial meeting! 596 00:39:01,167 --> 00:39:02,625 Shut up! Enemy territory. 597 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:05,583 Want them to flip our car over, asshole? 598 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,667 I'm an asshole? - You're cruising for a bruising! 599 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,792 Don't push me or I'll report you. 600 00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:13,458 Yeah, with your black and blue face! 601 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,500 Wow, look at that! 602 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,083 Identification! 603 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:28,500 I'm gonna be late for my show, Mr. Night Watchman. 604 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:29,667 Sergeant. 605 00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,458 Identification. 606 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,958 Where could it be? 607 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,708 It's here somewhere. Where'd it go? 608 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,000 Where's it hiding? 609 00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:46,375 Where might it... - I'm gonna help you look, buddy! 610 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,083 Move along! 611 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,042 I don't even have pockets. 612 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,083 Then I'll have to take you in. 613 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,625 Sergeant. 614 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,542 Don't you have any friends? 615 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:05,792 OK, citizens. Identification. 616 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:07,375 All of you. 617 00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:09,542 Here's my vaccine passport. 618 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,833 I'll call for reinforcements. 619 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Now, identification. 620 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:16,917 SCHOPPEN WINE BAR 621 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,083 I inspect workers' hygiene... 622 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,333 FUCK 623 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,417 OK. 624 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:28,333 You from the Village Peoples, you can come in too. 625 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:33,292 Hello there, 626 00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:35,625 Freddie Mercury. 627 00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:37,458 I'll have a beer. 628 00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:40,417 This is a wine bar. Hence the name. 629 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:43,208 You have rosé? - But of course. 630 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,792 Voilà. 631 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,125 Nice stache. 632 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,167 Are you 18? 633 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,333 Is this the "Fairy Bar"? 634 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,292 Sorry, could you repeat that? 635 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,708 No, we can't. 636 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,708 Oh no, he just collapsed. 637 00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,208 You OK? 638 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,917 The tear gas works perfectly. 639 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,250 This place rocks. 640 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,792 You have anything to get sauced on? 641 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:21,250 Rocks? Sauced? - It's teen slang. 642 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:28,375 Cheers, gentlemen. 643 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:32,083 Are you stupid? What are you wearing? 644 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:33,958 They'll spot you a mile off. 645 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,750 I've never seen you here. Are you gay? 646 00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:39,333 Are these your friends? - Those guys? No. 647 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,792 You are gay. 648 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,625 What? Me? 649 00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:46,875 Maybe. No. Yes. 650 00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:49,542 You work for the Stasi! 651 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,208 What a cliché! 652 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,125 Is that how I look? 653 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:55,917 Yes! 654 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:58,000 Get out, Stasi! 655 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:00,292 You Pig. you dirty rat! 656 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,542 Someone really ought to teach you a lesson. 657 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,417 We don't want your type around here. 658 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:09,625 This guy 659 00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:13,125 borrows a book from me 660 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,417 and then just disappears for a few years. 661 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:18,042 Robert? 662 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:22,917 "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac, two years ago. 663 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,417 Where have you been? In the army? 664 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:27,958 What are you doing here? - Having a drink. 665 00:42:28,542 --> 00:42:32,750 Listen up, people, this is my old childhood friend. 666 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:35,750 We painted sunrises together. 667 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:37,333 And sunsets. 668 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,375 And you guys. 669 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:44,125 Beat it. 670 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,417 Hello! - Hello! 671 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,667 Time to get cozy, people. 672 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:56,417 Calm down. 673 00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,333 This song is for all those 674 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,583 who will leave us behind 675 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,833 on their voyage to the West. 676 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:09,708 Our home at the edge 677 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,833 of the Soviet Zone 678 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:15,375 One hundred miles from the sea 679 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:20,083 In the far-off 680 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,542 gray interior 681 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:26,042 Our house 682 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:30,458 on Schönhauser Allee 683 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,792 Come on up, Heiko! 684 00:43:33,958 --> 00:43:35,625 Come on, Heiko! 685 00:43:36,708 --> 00:43:40,000 Happily we played helmsman 686 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:42,417 and mate 687 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:47,500 Tar-stained and carefree 688 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:52,917 Let' us set' sail before it's too late 689 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:58,167 Out onto the deep blue sea 690 00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:03,417 Out onto the deep blue sea... 691 00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:11,167 You still write poetry? And paint? 692 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,833 I run a kind of... 693 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,375 secret salon. 694 00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:17,583 A literary circle. 695 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:21,042 Gertrude Stein, Alice B. Toklas, the old lesbian. You read them? 696 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,458 Hemingway's "Moveable Feast." That kind of thing. 697 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:28,792 To the South Pole, we have plenty of money... 698 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:59,542 I haven't observed anything "negative-decadent" yet'. 699 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:03,125 But I don't really know what it means. 700 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:07,250 Perhaps the danger it presents is as follows: 701 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,042 its carefree and easy manner 702 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:12,000 causes others who are politically solid 703 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,542 to doubt their Socialist mission. 704 00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:20,625 A more precise analysis will require further secret observation. 705 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,250 Only then... - Hey! 706 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:24,875 You there. 707 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:27,667 I can see you. 708 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,458 Under the windowsill. 709 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,583 You shy or what? 710 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,167 Stasi spies must fear three things above all. 711 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,292 Love... 712 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:56,375 And sex. 713 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,000 And? 714 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,208 And what? 715 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:05,208 You said three things. 716 00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:07,792 What do you want from me? 717 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:12,292 Hey, shy-boy! 718 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:15,833 Hey, shy-boy! What are you doing? 719 00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:18,083 Me? - Is anyone else there? 720 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,583 I'm typing, as you can see. 721 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,500 What are you working on? 722 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:24,042 A novel? 723 00:46:24,792 --> 00:46:26,292 Maybe. 724 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:29,208 Then you're a poet. 725 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,667 Maybe. - Can I read it? 726 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:36,208 It's not done yet. - I'll be right over. 727 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,625 Put the kettle on, you can read it to me! 728 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,250 SALINGER, "CATCHER IN THE RYE" 729 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:50,917 SARTRE, "MEN WITHOUT SHADOWS" 730 00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:52,833 MUSIL, "CONFUSIONS OF YOUNG TÖRLESS" 731 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,333 Well, Comrade Lieutenant? 732 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:23,792 Long time, no see. 733 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:26,375 Where's the report? 734 00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,375 I was at Wednesday's conspiratorial meeting. 735 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:31,042 Where were you? 736 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,333 Hitting the booze, I see. 737 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,208 Look at that: the Sex Pistols. 738 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:47,458 We made them. 739 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:49,167 Don't believe me? 740 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,125 We did. 741 00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:54,458 Savagely wild young men with... 742 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:57,167 swastikas and SS runes. 743 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:02,500 The idea was to discredit youth culture among the working class. 744 00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:06,667 That backfired, unfortunately. 745 00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:08,542 You can't be here. 746 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:12,333 It's against all the conspiratorial rules. 747 00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:20,625 Barely a Lieutenant, and already explaining the rules. 748 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,042 Listen here, son. 749 00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:26,083 I've been doing this for a long time. 750 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:28,250 You know? 751 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:35,292 The meetings are the only thing we expect of you, OK? 752 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:36,792 You have to be there. 753 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:39,333 And it's the Minister's birthday. 754 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,042 If you don't show up, then lights out. 755 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,708 You can't boss me around, Dad! 756 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:48,375 I didn't mean to intrude! 757 00:48:49,458 --> 00:48:52,167 Who's that? Your girlfriend? 758 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:53,542 No way! 759 00:48:58,375 --> 00:48:59,875 Hi! 760 00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,708 No need to hide. You're a beauty. 761 00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:07,500 I'm Lutz. 762 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:10,458 Could you do me a favor? 763 00:49:11,042 --> 00:49:14,542 And tell him not to forget his grandpa's birthday? 764 00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:17,042 Maybe he'll listen to you. 765 00:49:17,542 --> 00:49:19,917 We still give you money every month. 766 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,750 Don't forget that. 767 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:25,583 Do your parents also support you? 768 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:29,792 No... - Well, look at that. 769 00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:33,458 Grandpa will send a car for you. 770 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:37,167 Your dad's an asshole, huh? And a little old? 771 00:49:37,792 --> 00:49:39,583 Were you an afterthought? 772 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:40,750 An only child! 773 00:49:40,917 --> 00:49:42,500 Yeah... 774 00:49:43,542 --> 00:49:46,208 What are you, a psychologist? 775 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,417 But yeah, my dad's an asshole. 776 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:50,750 A big one. 777 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:54,458 I thought he'd leave me in peace, but he won't. 778 00:49:54,917 --> 00:49:56,458 You have a big family? 779 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,417 You could say so. 780 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:00,917 Very big and scattered all over. 781 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:07,458 I'd go see your grandpa. You never know how long he'll live. 782 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:09,083 You'd be sorry later. 783 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:10,958 I don't know about that. 784 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,208 He's not my real dad. 785 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:15,375 Why isn't he your real dad? 786 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:18,792 I was a foundling. 787 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:22,542 Like Oliver Twist? 788 00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:24,792 Yeah, exactly. 789 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:28,792 What's wrong? 790 00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:32,000 I'm imagining you were a book and I could read you. 791 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:35,625 And? 792 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,208 And you? - And me? 793 00:50:47,708 --> 00:50:49,125 What do you do? 794 00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:51,500 I muse around. 795 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:53,417 You schmooze around? 796 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,750 I muse around. 797 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,625 I'm a muse. 798 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,167 You know Claire Goll? 799 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:01,417 No. 800 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:02,833 Lee Miller? 801 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,083 Gala Dali? 802 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:05,250 Edie Sedgwick? 803 00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:07,667 Everything about Natalie is strange. 804 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:10,292 Even the way she talks. 805 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,333 She has her own unique sound. 806 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,500 It's almost metaphysical. 807 00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:16,042 Never mind. 808 00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,750 Read to me. 809 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,667 It's not done. 810 00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,875 You poets are never done. 811 00:51:30,042 --> 00:51:32,000 It's not done because it's not done. 812 00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:34,042 Fine. What's it about? 813 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:42,417 It's about a man. 814 00:51:42,583 --> 00:51:43,917 A young man. 815 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:46,250 Who meets a girl. 816 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:48,833 A young girl. 817 00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:51,083 Very young and pretty. 818 00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,917 The girl doesn't know 819 00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:59,208 that the young man has a secret. 820 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,250 A dark secret? 821 00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:03,625 Oh yeah. 822 00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:09,167 The whole thing starts at a traffic light. 823 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,542 It's foggy, 824 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:13,250 and a figure emerges from the fog. 825 00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,625 Want to go for a walk? 826 00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:16,917 Is it boring? 827 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:19,167 I just want to go for a walk. 828 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,125 SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES PEACE PRAYER 829 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,875 I come here a lot when I'm bored. 830 00:52:36,792 --> 00:52:38,250 Or when I feel... 831 00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:40,000 weltschmerz. 832 00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:43,125 Did you know they're volunteers? 833 00:52:43,292 --> 00:52:47,042 It's to honor the victims of fascism. - Who are you? Honecker? 834 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:50,292 Someone needs to show them what real beauty is. 835 00:52:57,333 --> 00:53:00,417 People shouldn't take things so seriously. 836 00:53:03,708 --> 00:53:06,458 Hi, Lutz. Hope I'm not disturbing you. 837 00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:10,000 Have you seen the boy's reports? 838 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:12,667 They're more like poems. 839 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:15,417 Listen to this: - I follow the white rabbit. 840 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:18,375 What's this "white rabbit"? 841 00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,417 I come hereto be alone. 842 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,208 The rooms are connected 843 00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:25,667 by dark, twisting passageways like a rabbit warren. 844 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:28,250 I follow the white rabbit. 845 00:53:28,417 --> 00:53:30,667 Curious, and full of desire. 846 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:35,125 I get' initiated into a world known only to those who are invited in. 847 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:37,125 Would you like to kiss me now? 848 00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:39,083 I would actually. 849 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:43,125 Then you have to marry me. 850 00:54:00,792 --> 00:54:03,625 The poems of Else Lasker-Schüler. 851 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:06,708 I tell you, Berlin Bohéme Theater. 852 00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:10,417 No, Theater Zinnober! 853 00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:14,958 Levandovsky's here. - Sartre, pass the red wine. 854 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,375 Heiner Müller... 855 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:20,042 A man with a ponytail... 856 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,833 Drink me! 857 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,917 Kierkegaard, Musil, kiss my ass. 858 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:36,042 There's deadly nightshade in it! 859 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,708 Allen! Allen! 860 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:52,458 The uninvited walk through the Valley of the Clueless. 861 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,250 They know nothing of this Wonderland. 862 00:55:05,042 --> 00:55:06,625 Forget the brother stuff. 863 00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,417 I'm sick of all that brotherly garbage. 864 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,708 We sisters have to stick together... 865 00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:21,375 There you are! 866 00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:22,542 Where were you? 867 00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:26,167 You wanted to make an onion pie. It already started. 868 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:30,583 Ludger? 869 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:33,875 Robert! - You're here? 870 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:36,167 You know each other? - Of course. 871 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,083 We painted sunrises together. - And sunsets. 872 00:55:40,417 --> 00:55:42,208 You are so pretty. 873 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,708 Have you...? 874 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,083 You two... 875 00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:57,792 Drink? 876 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,958 I'll grab you one. 877 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,833 You won't believe who's here: Allen Ginsberg. 878 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,542 From Greenwich Village, USA. 879 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:09,292 You just wanted to marry me... - I always want to get married. 880 00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:11,375 I want at least eight husbands, 881 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:14,083 and get in the Guinness Book of World Records. 882 00:57:33,042 --> 00:57:34,917 Prenzlauer Berg's sister city. 883 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,542 Who's that guy? 884 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,917 He's OK, he's a friend. 885 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:46,375 Ludger. He's a poet. 886 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,042 I know him, 887 00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,292 from the bar. 888 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,583 We have a rule: newbies have to perform something. 889 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:11,833 Is he unable? 890 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:14,500 Or unwilling? 891 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:19,500 You can't just strut in wearing cords and think that's gonna cut it. 892 00:58:19,667 --> 00:58:23,500 When in danger, it's always better to do something than nothing. 893 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,167 OK then. 894 00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:31,417 The less you know what you're doing, the better. 895 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,500 What a phoney! - Totally surreal. 896 00:58:33,667 --> 00:58:35,458 No, it's... - Expressionist... 897 00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:38,292 Ludger? - . . . deconstructionist... 898 00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:40,583 What does this mean? - Postmodern. 899 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:44,125 An artist doesn't explain. - post-Dadaist performance. 900 00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:46,292 Pearls before swine. 901 00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:48,667 In any case, a modern performance. 902 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,542 A picture puzzle. 903 00:58:54,167 --> 00:58:56,208 Why are we the swine? 904 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,833 Because your poems suck. 905 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,167 Tone it down, yeah? - Maybe that's why. 906 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:07,208 I made it myself! 907 00:59:08,167 --> 00:59:09,500 You're all useless! 908 00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:12,000 You can't paint, can't write poetry. 909 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,792 Ever heard of self-doubt? 910 00:59:24,167 --> 00:59:26,750 My pearls before you swine. 911 01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:22,875 If you don't know what happiness is, drink "Halle asthma weed". 912 01:00:23,042 --> 01:00:26,958 A hallucinogen used as a drug for asthmatics. 913 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:29,208 Inhaling a vapor of the weed 914 01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:31,292 provides respiratory relief. 915 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:33,125 Taken orally, 916 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:36,292 the thorn apple and deadly nightshade take hold 917 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:38,458 and open the doors of perception. 918 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:44,833 Available at your local pharmacy for the standard national price of 2.50 marks. 919 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:47,417 No prescription necessary. 920 01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:22,625 "Do not disturb. Love." 921 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:29,875 They've been in there for four days. 922 01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,708 An endless trip. 923 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,917 The borders between fantasy and reality blur. 924 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:56,333 You're part of a world where everything is possible. 925 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,417 What are you wearing? - Get in! 926 01:01:58,583 --> 01:02:00,625 You feel free and open-minded. 927 01:02:00,792 --> 01:02:03,167 You prepare for a journey to another world. 928 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:04,542 Got any water? 929 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,667 You don't ask whether this is reality 930 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:09,917 or if it's all in your head. 931 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:13,958 You don 'I need answers, because it's all so clear. 932 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:18,083 Lieutenant forgot the Minister's birthday. - I'm so excited. 933 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,292 Is my Allonge wig on right? - No. 934 01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:23,417 "Allonge wig." He's so educated. 935 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:34,792 Pull yourself together! 936 01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:37,833 Know where we are? The Minister's hunting lodge. 937 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:40,292 Oh, they're alive. 938 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:42,500 They saluted. They saluted! 939 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:50,625 Comrade Minister for State Security, 940 01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:52,625 His Majesty 941 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:57,750 of the German Democratic Republic, 942 01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,375 Erich... 943 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:01,750 "the Great" 944 01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:03,500 Mielke! 945 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:08,333 Last year we pulled, now we get to push! 946 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:18,917 Come on! Comrade Messieurs! 947 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,000 Lifters! Lifters! 948 01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:23,708 Help him. 949 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:25,458 No! 950 01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:39,417 Lutz! 951 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:40,792 Come here, Lutz. 952 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:45,125 Is that the comrade? - That's him. 953 01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,042 Comrade Fuchs. 954 01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:49,167 An outstanding worker. 955 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,792 Then come with me. 956 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,917 Damn shoes! 957 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,833 Here. 958 01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:18,958 We can have a proper talk at this tree. 959 01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:23,208 The enemy, you know... 960 01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:26,083 But this tree is bug-proof. 961 01:04:29,167 --> 01:04:30,833 Pearls before swine. 962 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,542 Is that the new trend? 963 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,708 Is "pearls before swine" the latest thing? 964 01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:42,833 They're laughing at us. 965 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,625 They're poking fun at us. 966 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:48,417 They're ridiculing us, right? - Who? 967 01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,083 Them. 968 01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:53,042 They're meeting in churches now. 969 01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:55,958 And I know they're not praying. 970 01:04:56,792 --> 01:05:00,333 Familiar with this? "Swords into Plowshares"? 971 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,208 "Church from Below"? 972 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,125 It's nothing of the sort. 973 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,208 It comes from above. 974 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:09,208 They're not saying mass in there, my friend. 975 01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:12,583 They're counter-revolutionary assemblies. 976 01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:18,167 They're meeting in churches, and we can't get at them. 977 01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:21,250 That's why we have you. 978 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,375 Here. 979 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:27,167 Look at this apple. 980 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,958 This nice, round, 981 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,625 shiny, 982 01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,625 juicy apple is us. 983 01:05:33,292 --> 01:05:34,833 It's our society. 984 01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,958 The problem are these maggots. 985 01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:42,625 They eat and eat and wallow in our juice. 986 01:05:43,792 --> 01:05:45,958 We have to do something about it. 987 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:50,333 Yes, but that could also be flipped around. 988 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,583 We're the maggots spoiling their apple from the inside. 989 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:59,917 We need to find images that don't work in reverse. 990 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,292 That's how metaphors work. 991 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,625 Scared? Are you scared? 992 01:06:09,167 --> 01:06:10,500 Not really. 993 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,125 Very good. 994 01:06:12,292 --> 01:06:14,375 Better to be scared. 995 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:17,583 I'm a worker. Once a worker, always a worker. 996 01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:19,917 We fought the fascists. 997 01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:22,042 We had no mercy. 998 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,167 Our problem now? 999 01:06:26,292 --> 01:06:28,333 The maggots. 1000 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,167 We need to eliminate them. 1001 01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:34,667 You'll marry this girl. 1002 01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:37,750 Yes, that's an order, Comrade Lieutenant. 1003 01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:41,750 You will marry this girl. Sword and shield, got it? 1004 01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:47,458 But she has a boyfriend. 1005 01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:49,542 For now. We'll take care of it. 1006 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:25,667 That was a long one with the boss. 1007 01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:31,792 Haven't seen you for a while. 1008 01:07:33,292 --> 01:07:35,083 Were you up his ass the whole time? 1009 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:39,625 I'm not sure. - About what, you tapeworm? 1010 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,958 He must have said something. 1011 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,750 You can tell me everything. 1012 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:51,500 It's over. Finished. Done. Stop! 1013 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:52,917 Stop! 1014 01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:59,667 Now I'd like to hear "The Young Trumpeter." 1015 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,000 Oh Gabi, not again. 1016 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:12,833 Of all our comrades 1017 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,750 None was so kind and good 1018 01:08:18,292 --> 01:08:23,125 As our young trumpeter 1019 01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:27,792 With his merry Red Guard blood 1020 01:08:29,083 --> 01:08:31,750 Here. Read this. 1021 01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:37,375 Everything you want to know about your future wife. 1022 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:45,792 Hasn't it ever happened to you? 1023 01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:48,708 You meet someone and think, 1024 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,667 "Man, I know her. 1025 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,625 I've always dreamt of her." 1026 01:08:57,667 --> 01:09:00,417 She has really got you by the balls. 1027 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,625 You have to be careful. 1028 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:15,375 I observed my future wife for two years. 1029 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:19,875 But I knew she was the one for me. 1030 01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:22,917 That's how Stasi spies do it. 1031 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,542 Now she's gone. Oh well. 1032 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:36,208 We need a return to our agency's glory days. 1033 01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:39,250 We have to... 1034 01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:42,917 OK, we've got our foot in the door. 1035 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:46,750 Then we'll get the whole leg. Then the ass. 1036 01:09:49,542 --> 01:09:52,750 So I'm the foot? - You're the foot. You lead the dance. 1037 01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:54,417 I'm the ass. 1038 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:59,083 We'll be dancing into the churches where they meet. 1039 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,375 Conspiratorially. 1040 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,625 Churches? 1041 01:10:03,792 --> 01:10:05,792 She doesn't go to church. 1042 01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:09,708 She's more into Sartre and that kind of stuff. 1043 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:15,083 Her? 1044 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,667 I thought... 1045 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:19,458 I don't even know her. I mean... 1046 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,083 We only had one... 1047 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,542 That doesn't matter. 1048 01:10:22,708 --> 01:10:24,792 Women want to save men. 1049 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,958 That's the irony. - But I don't want her. 1050 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,417 Listen up, son. 1051 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:33,458 Something is brewing in this country. 1052 01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:37,167 Out there, everywhere, in every nook and cranny. 1053 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:38,792 We're at war. 1054 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:41,208 We're at war with the class enemy. 1055 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,958 Have been since '45. 1056 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:46,417 You're a soldier, and this is an order. 1057 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,250 Then I quit. 1058 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:09,583 Quit? - Yes, I quit! 1059 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:23,583 Quit! 1060 01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,083 PEARLS BEFORE SWINE 1061 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,417 You fooling around with Natalie? 1062 01:11:44,792 --> 01:11:46,625 Not now, Robert. I'm tired. 1063 01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:48,292 Look at me. 1064 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,500 I haven't slept in two days. 1065 01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:53,583 Why not? - We were having a discussion. 1066 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:56,750 From the day before yesterday until now. 1067 01:11:58,125 --> 01:11:59,792 About what? - You. 1068 01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:02,500 About "pearls before swine." 1069 01:12:02,667 --> 01:12:04,750 About our next move. 1070 01:12:05,542 --> 01:12:08,167 Know what Allen Ginsberg said about your performance? 1071 01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:10,583 That I was an embarrassment? 1072 01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,708 What? - Yeah. 1073 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,500 Pure genius. 1074 01:12:15,667 --> 01:12:19,292 You made a stir. Everyone's talking about it. 1075 01:12:19,458 --> 01:12:21,125 The chicks are mad about you. 1076 01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:24,875 Including Natalie. 1077 01:12:25,042 --> 01:12:26,250 What? 1078 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:30,708 She said you're at your typewriter clay and night. 1079 01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:32,667 Yeah, that's true. 1080 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:36,625 A novel about a young man at a traffic light? 1081 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:42,750 But I think the story's hit a dead end. 1082 01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:43,917 No. 1083 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:47,542 Shit, everyone's waiting to read it. 1084 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:50,417 Pull yourself together. Trust Allen Ginsberg. 1085 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,208 Trust Natalie. 1086 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:55,167 She's a real fan. And a real muse. 1087 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:57,417 Then I'd keep an eye on her. 1088 01:12:57,917 --> 01:12:59,708 I don't work for the Stasi. 1089 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,792 She went to Hiddensee with a few friends. 1090 01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:05,083 Off-season, nude beach. 1091 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,000 She said she wants eight husbands. 1092 01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:09,917 Totally crazy, huh? 1093 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,125 I'm going to marry her. 1094 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:16,667 Congratulations. 1095 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:20,625 Like John Lennon and Yoko Ono. - Sure. 1096 01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:23,458 I'm Yoko, of course. - Right. 1097 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:27,292 I love her. I want to grow old with her. 1098 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:30,125 And I love you. 1099 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:33,417 You will finish your novel. 1100 01:13:34,417 --> 01:13:36,042 And together 1101 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:38,917 we'll unhinge the universe. 1102 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,000 Voilà. 1103 01:13:58,458 --> 01:13:59,875 A READING BY LUDGER FUCHS 1104 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:02,208 "THE PETTY BOURGEOIS UNDER THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE" 1105 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:03,750 ABSOLUTE BUG-PROOF 1106 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:24,125 HALLE ASTHMA WEED 1107 01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:28,708 ROBERT MUSIL "THE MAN WITHOUT QUALITIES" 1108 01:14:43,417 --> 01:14:45,750 EVIDENCE: "PEARLS BEFORE SWINE" 1109 01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:51,208 ls "pearls before swine” the latest thing? 1110 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,250 They're laughing at us. 1111 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:56,167 They're poking fun at us. 1112 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,667 MINISTRY FOR STATE SECURITY 1113 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,875 Now begins Phase Three. 1114 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:07,542 Code name: "Women Want To Save Men." 1115 01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:10,333 No mercy, Lutz. No mercy. 1116 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,542 You'll see, Erich. 1117 01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:15,333 I've got my best men on it. 1118 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,667 Think he'll come? 1119 01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:18,417 FREE ELECTIONS NO VIOLENCE 1120 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,000 It was an order. 1121 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,458 I feel so sorry for him. 1122 01:15:25,917 --> 01:15:27,917 It hurts. He's in pain. 1123 01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:31,167 Oh, him. 1124 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,500 Go up to the bell tower, Zero, and see where he is. 1125 01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:40,542 Why do I have to go? 1126 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,500 Get going! 1127 01:15:57,708 --> 01:15:59,708 You idiot! Do the test from up top! 1128 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:01,458 Sorry. 1129 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,042 Look who it is. 1130 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,125 Ludger! 1131 01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:22,708 Hi! How's it going, lady killer? 1132 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,125 You'll blow my cover! 1133 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:29,292 We want... Can we talk a minute? - Look at you! 1134 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:31,208 What do you look like? - Different. 1135 01:16:31,375 --> 01:16:33,125 What do we look like? 1136 01:16:33,292 --> 01:16:34,500 Like you're Stasi. 1137 01:16:34,750 --> 01:16:36,250 Thirty seconds to twelve. 1138 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:39,208 The speckled bird has left her nest. 1139 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:41,167 She's nearing the church. 1140 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:43,000 Now it's twelve sharp. 1141 01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:45,542 Oh no! 1142 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,625 Can't get past. 1143 01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:53,750 See? This isn't working. 1144 01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,667 Hey! What are you doing? 1145 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:07,958 Leave that man alone! - Stay out of it! 1146 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:12,875 State Security! - I don't care! 1147 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,500 NO VIOLENCE 1148 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,292 SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES 1149 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:32,375 Not me, you idiot! 1150 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,625 My eyes! 1151 01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:36,833 I can't see anything! 1152 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,500 I'm blind! 1153 01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:43,542 In you get! 1154 01:18:43,708 --> 01:18:45,042 That's enough, OK? 1155 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:47,292 Can't get enough, can you? 1156 01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:50,000 Get in! - Come along if you dare. 1157 01:18:50,167 --> 01:18:51,583 Little wildcat, huh? 1158 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:53,958 She's crazy! 1159 01:19:11,792 --> 01:19:13,375 How are you? Are you hurt? 1160 01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:16,125 I'm fantastic. 1161 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,458 Why'd you get involved? 1162 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,292 Now you're in the shit too. 1163 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:23,083 The little bird is returning to the nest. 1164 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:24,875 Are you afraid? 1165 01:19:25,042 --> 01:19:27,125 Don't be, just do what's right. 1166 01:19:27,292 --> 01:19:31,208 A side note: the enemy uses the same tear gas as us. 1167 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:36,958 You're dangerous. 1168 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:38,875 Quiet back there! 1169 01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:42,083 So are you. 1170 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:46,083 You changed my life. 1171 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:50,458 Since we spent that night together. 1172 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:55,583 The poetry I write, the music... 1173 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,958 All of a sudden I can do anything. 1174 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:04,083 I was one of your first, wasn't I? 1175 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:13,833 Why didn't you visit me again? 1176 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:26,583 You're an evil woman! 1177 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:28,542 So rowdy... 1178 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:36,000 I feel like proposing to you right now. 1179 01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:44,417 It's definitely a very unique place for it. 1180 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:48,000 You may now kiss the bride. 1181 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,292 Go forth and multiply. 1182 01:21:08,625 --> 01:21:10,125 NO VIOLENCE 1183 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,917 RESISTANCE IN EAST GERMANY 1184 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,000 I knew you'd come one clay. 1185 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,542 Zero. 1186 01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:32,917 Who would've thought, huh? 1187 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:35,667 Perfect disguise. Top drawer. 1188 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:38,875 It's not a disguise. 1189 01:21:39,042 --> 01:21:41,208 I really did become a minister. 1190 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:46,792 Then I got my file, Zero... 1191 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:49,667 You can call me Benedict. - Benedict? 1192 01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:52,542 My name's hardly Zero. 1193 01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:55,667 I had it all planned. 1194 01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:58,792 I had destroyed my employment history file long ago. 1195 01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:00,333 You have to call it... 1196 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,208 your "perpetrator file." 1197 01:22:02,917 --> 01:22:04,625 Yeah, but... 1198 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:07,125 I got my "dissident file". 1199 01:22:07,292 --> 01:22:10,792 And I didn't expect it to contain that girl's letter. 1200 01:22:10,958 --> 01:22:12,667 Yeah, well... 1201 01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,208 The truth is patient. It can wait. 1202 01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:17,167 It will come out eventually. 1203 01:22:18,458 --> 01:22:22,167 You don't know how bright and sunny the truth can be. 1204 01:22:23,167 --> 01:22:25,042 When I was in the clock tower, 1205 01:22:25,208 --> 01:22:27,000 He appeared to me and I knew 1206 01:22:27,167 --> 01:22:29,583 from then on, I would be reporting 1207 01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:32,083 to the one who truly sees and hears all. 1208 01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:34,958 To finally be oneself, right? 1209 01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:38,167 Free of all those lies. 1210 01:22:38,792 --> 01:22:42,083 How have you been able to stand it all these years? 1211 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:46,500 Poor you, reporting on your own wife... 1212 01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:48,333 It's crazy. 1213 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,167 I don 'I know. 1214 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:52,333 No idea. 1215 01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:56,375 Anyway, Siemens waited for me and I stopped coming. 1216 01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:59,083 I observed people 1217 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,625 and Wrote about them. 1218 01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:04,542 And my texts got longer and longer. 1219 01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:06,792 Bur that day... 1220 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:08,292 Where are you going? 1221 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:09,458 Me? 1222 01:23:09,625 --> 01:23:11,750 I have an appointment. 1223 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,667 An appointment? - Yes. 1224 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,750 What's that? - Nothing. 1225 01:23:16,917 --> 01:23:19,250 Nothing? - Right. Nothing. 1226 01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:21,875 I'd like to read "nothing." 1227 01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:24,792 OK, when I get back you can read "nothing." 1228 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:26,917 Till then I can't read anything? 1229 01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:28,583 Not even "nothing." 1230 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:29,917 I'm coming too. - No! 1231 01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:32,833 Let me get dressed. - Head's up! He's coming. 1232 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,625 You and your secrets. 1233 01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:37,000 Didn't we swear not to keep secrets? 1234 01:23:37,167 --> 01:23:39,208 The manuscript wasn't clone. 1235 01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:41,542 You can't read my unfinished work. 1236 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:43,375 I fully understand. 1237 01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:45,042 You're an artist. 1238 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:48,958 They seem to be very interested in your secrets, though. 1239 01:23:49,667 --> 01:23:51,333 Just ignore them. 1240 01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:56,708 THE WALL MUST GO 1241 01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:01,500 Typical macho, always pacing ahead of me. 1242 01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:03,875 Wait up! - I'm in a hurry. 1243 01:24:04,417 --> 01:24:06,250 But he's one of us. 1244 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:09,333 We need to be observed, too. 1245 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:11,417 Sure. 1246 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,875 I observe you. You observe me. Right? 1247 01:24:16,167 --> 01:24:17,833 Identification. - What? 1248 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:22,125 Identification. 1249 01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:24,958 Why are you driving around so slowly? 1250 01:24:28,667 --> 01:24:30,583 Pardon me. Sorry. 1251 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,583 Drive as slow as you like. 1252 01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:35,042 OK. It's fine. 1253 01:24:37,792 --> 01:24:39,500 Stop doing that! 1254 01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:41,542 Go away! 1255 01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,333 Cut it out! 1256 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,958 I have to go buy maxipads anyway. 1257 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,667 Why? You have a whole pile. 1258 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,083 When I need them, they may be out. 1259 01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:57,125 I buy them when they have them instead of waiting till I need them. 1260 01:24:58,042 --> 01:25:00,042 Nice long line, that's a good sign. 1261 01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:05,667 Mrs. F. tells a bald lie to skip the line and get' into the drugstore. 1262 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,417 My sister is waiting for me inside. 1263 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:10,333 I have a sister too. 1264 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:13,583 Mrs. F. uses the opportunity to rile up peaceful citizens. 1265 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:18,042 Save your energy for something important. Like revolution. 1266 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,625 About 15 seconds later, 1267 01:25:21,792 --> 01:25:24,750 N., a friend of F., leaves the drugstore. 1268 01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:26,458 Look who it is! 1269 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:32,875 He's in trouble. 1270 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:38,708 Three seconds later, Mrs. F. exits the store empty-handed. 1271 01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:41,292 That's right, I'm closing. 1272 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:42,958 No! 1273 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:46,958 F. is forced to abandon his hiding place. 1274 01:25:47,125 --> 01:25:48,917 Comrade Siemens, please come in! 1275 01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:51,875 Speak in code! The enemy's listening in. - I know! 1276 01:25:52,042 --> 01:25:54,583 Tokaito to Siemens. - Since when are you Tokaito? 1277 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:55,625 Ludger? 1278 01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:57,917 He's in a tight spot... 1279 01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:02,875 F. is trying not to be seen by N. 1280 01:26:03,042 --> 01:26:04,292 Don't stop! 1281 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:09,500 At the record store, F. takes cover in a line of mostly young citizens 1282 01:26:09,667 --> 01:26:11,583 waiting to buy an approved disc. 1283 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,583 Hey, the line ends back there. 1284 01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:14,875 Ludger! 1285 01:26:15,042 --> 01:26:20,000 F. is gutlessly avoiding a confrontation with F. and N. 1286 01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:21,667 Apache to Indians, come in. 1287 01:26:21,833 --> 01:26:23,917 Where have you been all this time? 1288 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:27,500 I've been working. 1289 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:30,167 On your manuscript? - Yeah, on my... 1290 01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,125 No, no... - Can I please read it? 1291 01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:34,583 Maybe later. 1292 01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:35,917 She has the file! 1293 01:26:36,083 --> 01:26:38,250 Natalie... - What do we have here? 1294 01:26:38,417 --> 01:26:39,458 Is this it? 1295 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,417 Apache to Indians, come in. 1296 01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:43,542 Come and get it. - She has the report'! 1297 01:26:43,708 --> 01:26:45,875 Why can't I read it? - I don't want you to. 1298 01:26:46,042 --> 01:26:47,875 Idiot! - Then get it. 1299 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,417 Ludger! - You know where I live. 1300 01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,750 Corinna! - What are you doing here? 1301 01:26:55,917 --> 01:26:59,500 Checking out the scene. - People are restless. They're fed up. 1302 01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:02,417 Hey, I got one! - Grönemeyer, "Bochum"! 1303 01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,875 It was the last one. - Typical! 1304 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:08,500 Counter-revolutionaries ? What's going on ? 1305 01:27:08,667 --> 01:27:10,833 Could you not rile people up for once? 1306 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,167 Go file a complaint! 1307 01:27:13,708 --> 01:27:15,375 It's just terrible. 1308 01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:17,625 PUT THE STASI TO WORK!!! 1309 01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:19,667 No pictures! 1310 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:21,417 No pictures! 1311 01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:26,333 I have to go to the publisher's. - This is a pre-revolutionary situation. 1312 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:29,000 Only those who stand in line might, 1313 01:27:29,167 --> 01:27:31,500 and I mean might, get a record from me. 1314 01:27:32,417 --> 01:27:35,333 OK, I think it would be good if we... 1315 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,875 all formed a line. He's right. 1316 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:43,042 Then maybe we'll get our hands on a swell record. 1317 01:27:45,792 --> 01:27:46,958 Ah, OK. 1318 01:27:48,083 --> 01:27:51,292 Since we're all here, let's take the opportunity 1319 01:27:51,458 --> 01:27:53,375 to talk about a few other things. 1320 01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:56,000 Freedom of the press, freedom to travel, 1321 01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:57,917 freedom of expression... 1322 01:27:59,917 --> 01:28:02,625 Boy meets girl. They're both young. 1323 01:28:03,167 --> 01:28:07,375 Then the boy meets another girl, and things get complicated. 1324 01:28:08,167 --> 01:28:11,083 "My father never told my mother the truth, " 1325 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,167 thinks the boy. 1326 01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:15,458 But the truth is overrated. 1327 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:19,250 "Someday I'll get my soul back, " 1328 01:28:19,417 --> 01:28:21,000 he thinks. 1329 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,458 And he doesn't give up hope. 1330 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:41,750 Yeah. 1331 01:28:42,542 --> 01:28:44,000 It's true. 1332 01:28:44,167 --> 01:28:45,292 I'm no poet. 1333 01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:55,000 You asshole. 1334 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:58,375 I wasn't allowed to read it. 1335 01:28:58,542 --> 01:29:01,042 You didn't want me to see it. 1336 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:06,958 I always said you were talented, but... 1337 01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,292 but this... 1338 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,375 I've been crying my eyes out while reading it. 1339 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,792 It's just so beautiful, 1340 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:21,542 how the poor boy waits at the traffic light 1341 01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,958 and sells his soul, and how in the end... 1342 01:29:25,125 --> 01:29:27,125 it's so futile, 1343 01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:29,667 so wonderfully hopeless. 1344 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:32,250 How can anyone describe people so well? 1345 01:29:32,417 --> 01:29:34,458 You're truly... 1346 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:37,125 an amazing observer of people. 1347 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:41,125 I love geniuses. 1348 01:31:19,042 --> 01:31:21,042 What are you doing here? 1349 01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:28,208 Ludger... 1350 01:31:29,583 --> 01:31:32,500 You're supposed to be my friend. - I am your friend. 1351 01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:35,208 Robert, you have to read what he wrote. 1352 01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:38,125 He... He's... a genius. 1353 01:31:38,292 --> 01:31:41,583 That's no reason to make out with my girlfriend, 1354 01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:43,917 to sleep with her. 1355 01:31:44,458 --> 01:31:45,958 Wait a second. 1356 01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:47,542 Do I have a say in this? 1357 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:49,250 Natalie, please! 1358 01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:52,333 What is this, Robert? 1359 01:32:01,667 --> 01:32:02,917 Want me to hit you? 1360 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,667 Not really. 1361 01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:07,750 Yeah. 1362 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:10,000 Like this? 1363 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,542 Stop, Robert! 1364 01:32:13,292 --> 01:32:15,125 Fine, I'll stop. 1365 01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:19,292 I'll stop with this bullshit! 1366 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,500 Know what I think? 1367 01:32:29,667 --> 01:32:31,708 You haven't understood anything. 1368 01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:34,000 Nothing? - Not Sartre. Not Simone. 1369 01:32:34,167 --> 01:32:37,208 Not Bobby. Not Jimmy. - I'll do some reading. 1370 01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:40,333 You think the old fogeys in the party are the problem. 1371 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:43,125 Poppycock! You! You're the problem. 1372 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:45,542 Really? I haven't understood? 1373 01:32:45,708 --> 01:32:48,208 Let me read you this. It's right here. 1374 01:32:48,958 --> 01:32:53,292 "Thou shalt not fuck your friend's girlfriend." 1375 01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:58,167 Or here. 1376 01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:00,250 "The Fucker in the Rye" 1377 01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:02,875 Look! "Das Kapital." 1378 01:33:03,042 --> 01:33:06,125 Ludger Fuchs is an asshole! 1379 01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:09,417 I brought you in here. 1380 01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:10,750 And you... 1381 01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:14,208 fuck my girlfriend! 1382 01:33:41,458 --> 01:33:43,917 If we want to change society... 1383 01:33:44,083 --> 01:33:47,708 first we have to change ourselves. 1384 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,625 Yeah. 1385 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,000 It's true. 1386 01:33:54,917 --> 01:33:56,833 Deep down I know it. 1387 01:33:59,208 --> 01:34:00,708 But... 1388 01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:03,833 freedom... 1389 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:06,625 and love... 1390 01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:08,708 don't go together. 1391 01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:10,917 Come on, Robert, stop. 1392 01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:12,750 You're my friend. 1393 01:34:14,958 --> 01:34:16,458 Maybe. 1394 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,333 Like "Jules et Jim", you know? 1395 01:34:53,375 --> 01:34:54,958 Robert. 1396 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:56,667 Here. 1397 01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:05,708 Stay at my place for now, then we'll see. 1398 01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:12,375 The truth requires courage. 1399 01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:16,625 And why do sons have to be like their fathers anyway? 1400 01:35:17,667 --> 01:35:21,000 Go to her place and tel/ her the truth- The whole truth- 1401 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:24,417 There you are. I was about to come get you. 1402 01:35:24,583 --> 01:35:26,250 Guess who's here. 1403 01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:31,042 There he is: my famous son! 1404 01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:33,083 Your clad. 1405 01:35:33,250 --> 01:35:35,583 Give me a minute of your time. 1406 01:35:35,750 --> 01:35:37,708 I love you. 1407 01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:39,542 Have a seat. 1408 01:35:40,542 --> 01:35:43,375 First I was over in your old apartment. 1409 01:35:43,542 --> 01:35:46,458 But there was another young man there, 1410 01:35:46,625 --> 01:35:49,083 crying his eyes out. 1411 01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,792 Heartbroken, I bet. 1412 01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:57,875 Natalie told me 1413 01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:02,125 how much she loves your poetry. 1414 01:36:02,958 --> 01:36:05,583 Your dad told me you're getting published in the West. 1415 01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:07,000 That's great! 1416 01:36:08,625 --> 01:36:10,625 The firm's listening. 1417 01:36:11,750 --> 01:36:15,458 He used to show us everything too. 1418 01:36:15,625 --> 01:36:17,708 But ever since he became famous, 1419 01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:21,417 he doesn't want to know his family anymore. 1420 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:25,125 Know what? I've had enough. I'm leaving. 1421 01:36:25,292 --> 01:36:27,417 Just wait a second, son. 1422 01:36:27,583 --> 01:36:29,167 Come on, sit down. 1423 01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:31,042 Sit back down. Come on. 1424 01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:32,917 Don't be a pussy. 1425 01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:36,208 Just sit back down for another little second. 1426 01:36:36,375 --> 01:36:39,167 A teeny-weeny second, sit down. 1427 01:36:39,792 --> 01:36:41,375 There we go. 1428 01:36:42,292 --> 01:36:44,292 When this is all over, 1429 01:36:44,458 --> 01:36:47,542 when all your friends have abandoned you, 1430 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,208 what will you have left? 1431 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:52,167 What's the one thing? 1432 01:36:53,417 --> 01:36:54,875 Your family. 1433 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:57,125 My family can kiss my ass. 1434 01:37:01,917 --> 01:37:04,500 But your family won't do that. 1435 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:09,000 Not your wife. Not your father. Not your grandfather. 1436 01:37:09,167 --> 01:37:10,833 I don't care. 1437 01:37:12,292 --> 01:37:15,375 Get out of here. - Grandpa doesn't mess around. 1438 01:37:15,542 --> 01:37:18,000 Can you check on Robert? - And neither do I! 1439 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:25,208 So... - He really told you about the wedding? 1440 01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:26,667 Yes. 1441 01:37:30,125 --> 01:37:32,917 I should really be... 1442 01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:36,583 taking care of a few things. 1443 01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:38,875 We could also meet up. 1444 01:37:39,042 --> 01:37:41,125 Just the two of us. Alone. 1445 01:37:41,292 --> 01:37:42,458 Why? 1446 01:37:43,792 --> 01:37:46,167 I'm also a lover of words. 1447 01:37:47,083 --> 01:37:50,375 What do you mean? - I read your letter. 1448 01:37:51,042 --> 01:37:54,000 It was very beautiful. 1449 01:37:56,292 --> 01:37:57,958 Shit! - Don't say that. 1450 01:37:58,125 --> 01:37:59,375 Robert! 1451 01:38:09,875 --> 01:38:12,042 What a moron. 1452 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:14,000 Unbelievable. 1453 01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:24,708 Love hurts. 1454 01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:28,000 Who knows that better than me? 1455 01:38:29,542 --> 01:38:31,458 The reports are on the cupboard. 1456 01:38:31,625 --> 01:38:33,500 Foolish boy. 1457 01:38:41,417 --> 01:38:43,417 It's my mailbox. 1458 01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:45,708 Just forgot my key. 1459 01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:51,792 This really isn't all that bad. 1460 01:38:58,375 --> 01:39:02,417 Now, off to the last battle. 1461 01:39:16,667 --> 01:39:18,042 Corinna? 1462 01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:19,958 There you are! 1463 01:39:20,125 --> 01:39:22,958 Where were you? I looked everywhere for you. 1464 01:39:26,875 --> 01:39:29,083 I have to tell you something important. 1465 01:39:29,250 --> 01:39:31,792 I have something to tell you, Ludger. 1466 01:39:32,583 --> 01:39:34,500 OK, you first. - No, you. 1467 01:39:34,667 --> 01:39:36,042 No, you. - No, you. 1468 01:39:36,208 --> 01:39:37,458 OK, at the same time. 1469 01:39:37,625 --> 01:39:39,208 I'm... - I'm... 1470 01:39:39,375 --> 01:39:40,667 OK... - Fine, you... 1471 01:39:40,833 --> 01:39:42,333 Corinna... - I'm pregnant. 1472 01:39:46,167 --> 01:39:48,750 Corinna... You're pregnant? 1473 01:39:51,792 --> 01:39:53,333 Is it mine? 1474 01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:55,542 Who else's would it be? 1475 01:40:04,708 --> 01:40:07,208 You're pregnant! - And what are you? 1476 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,792 I'm an asshole. 1477 01:40:11,958 --> 01:40:13,750 A really big asshole. 1478 01:40:17,875 --> 01:40:19,667 We can work on that. 1479 01:40:21,875 --> 01:40:23,875 I can get a pregnancy benefit. 1480 01:40:24,042 --> 01:40:25,375 A thousand marks. 1481 01:40:25,542 --> 01:40:27,292 Plus child benefit. 1482 01:40:27,458 --> 01:40:29,875 Not bad, huh? - How much did you say? 1483 01:40:30,042 --> 01:40:31,958 Ludger? - Yes? 1484 01:40:32,125 --> 01:40:33,542 I love you. 1485 01:41:11,958 --> 01:41:15,125 Good night, my friends 1486 01:41:16,167 --> 01:41:18,625 It's time for me to go 1487 01:41:20,667 --> 01:41:23,042 All the things I should've said 1488 01:41:23,208 --> 01:41:25,333 Will take just one cigarette 1489 01:41:27,542 --> 01:41:30,500 And one last drink for the road 1490 01:41:31,833 --> 01:41:34,000 Thanks for the night and the day 1491 01:41:34,167 --> 01:41:36,542 Thanks for the place to stay 1492 01:41:36,708 --> 01:41:38,583 For the seat at' your table 1493 01:41:38,750 --> 01:41:40,792 For the drink at my lips 1494 01:41:40,958 --> 01:41:45,083 For letting me sit next to you 1495 01:41:45,250 --> 01:41:49,625 Like it was the natural thing to do 1496 01:41:53,292 --> 01:41:54,625 Look! 1497 01:41:54,792 --> 01:41:56,542 You get to make a wish. 1498 01:42:00,292 --> 01:42:01,958 I wish for... 1499 01:42:03,750 --> 01:42:05,583 I wish us happiness. 1500 01:42:05,750 --> 01:42:08,042 Oh! Now I said it out loud. 1501 01:42:08,208 --> 01:42:09,792 You shouldn't do that. 1502 01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:11,417 It'll be fine. 1503 01:42:17,250 --> 01:42:19,208 Come down on the streets! 1504 01:42:19,375 --> 01:42:20,375 Stop! 1505 01:42:20,542 --> 01:42:22,750 I'll report anyone who crosses on red. 1506 01:42:22,917 --> 01:42:24,417 Every single person. 1507 01:42:26,875 --> 01:42:28,042 That worked. 1508 01:42:28,458 --> 01:42:31,333 Now we're all going to go right back home. 1509 01:42:35,458 --> 01:42:39,000 TAKE YOUR HAT 1510 01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:55,125 Good night, my friends 1511 01:42:56,208 --> 01:42:58,542 It's time for me to go 1512 01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:02,917 All the things I should've said 1513 01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:05,583 Will take just one cigarette 1514 01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:10,167 And one last drink for the road 1515 01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:14,042 Thanks for all your time 1516 01:43:14,208 --> 01:43:16,292 For all our conversations 1517 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:18,375 And when we disagreed 1518 01:43:18,542 --> 01:43:20,708 Thanks for all your patience 1519 01:43:20,875 --> 01:43:25,042 Thanks for never asking when or why or how 1520 01:43:25,208 --> 01:43:27,333 For the door that's always open 1521 01:43:27,500 --> 01:43:29,833 The door where I'm standing now 1522 01:43:30,083 --> 01:43:31,792 NO MORE SPYING 1523 01:43:31,958 --> 01:43:34,042 Good night, my friends 1524 01:43:35,792 --> 01:43:38,083 It's time for me to go 1525 01:43:40,083 --> 01:43:42,500 All the things I should've said 1526 01:43:42,667 --> 01:43:44,875 Will take just one cigarette 1527 01:43:46,792 --> 01:43:48,875 And one last glass for the road 1528 01:44:04,292 --> 01:44:08,167 The last man standing turns off the lights. 1529 01:44:16,583 --> 01:44:19,042 That's a big bouquet. 1530 01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:21,292 You screwed up bad, huh? 1531 01:44:23,333 --> 01:44:26,708 I'd forgive you if you gave me a bouquet like that. 1532 01:44:26,875 --> 01:44:28,667 What did you do? 1533 01:44:31,375 --> 01:44:33,167 It's a long story. 1534 01:44:34,750 --> 01:44:37,417 Why didn't you tell her before? 1535 01:44:37,583 --> 01:44:40,167 I wanted to but... i don't know. 1536 01:44:40,333 --> 01:44:42,583 Too chicken? - Something always came up. 1537 01:44:42,750 --> 01:44:45,708 I know what you mean. I know. 1538 01:44:47,458 --> 01:44:49,167 But now it's time. 1539 01:44:56,708 --> 01:44:59,333 Oh, Ludger! - He's finally here! 1540 01:45:00,417 --> 01:45:02,125 Please calm down. 1541 01:45:03,208 --> 01:45:04,708 Yes! 1542 01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:08,625 Yes, you did it. 1543 01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:11,958 Oh, Ludger! 1544 01:45:12,125 --> 01:45:13,833 Ludger! 1545 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:15,167 Ludger? 1546 01:45:15,333 --> 01:45:17,667 Oh, Ludger! - His name is Ludger? 1547 01:45:18,417 --> 01:45:21,083 Grandpa, I held Rosa's hand. - That's nice. 1548 01:45:22,917 --> 01:45:24,500 Hello. 1549 01:45:24,667 --> 01:45:28,125 Are you the father? Or grandfather? Never know these days. 1550 01:45:28,292 --> 01:45:30,083 You're here at last! 1551 01:45:30,625 --> 01:45:33,083 You're a doctor? - No, archivist. 1552 01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:35,250 An archivist. - I'm Dietrich. 1553 01:45:35,417 --> 01:45:37,625 Good you were there. - Hey, Ludger! 1554 01:45:37,792 --> 01:45:40,625 It went smoothly. - Expertly done. 1555 01:45:40,792 --> 01:45:42,292 A nice smooth birth. 1556 01:45:49,083 --> 01:45:50,208 Here. 1557 01:45:50,375 --> 01:45:51,500 Ludger... 1558 01:45:52,292 --> 01:45:54,625 Put the flowers down. - Is that the file? 1559 01:45:55,333 --> 01:45:57,542 I'll take it, so... 1560 01:45:57,708 --> 01:46:01,875 your children and grandchildren will always know the value of integrity. 1561 01:46:02,042 --> 01:46:03,792 We're done here. 1562 01:46:03,958 --> 01:46:06,417 We'll leave them to it. 1563 01:46:06,583 --> 01:46:08,375 Come on, Lisa. 1564 01:46:09,542 --> 01:46:11,042 You're a grandpa! 1565 01:46:14,125 --> 01:46:15,708 Do we have a scale? 1566 01:46:15,875 --> 01:46:17,750 In the kitchen. 1567 01:46:17,917 --> 01:46:22,167 Corinna, now or never I have to... - I'm sorry about last night. 1568 01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:25,458 I overreacted because of the letter. 1569 01:46:27,042 --> 01:46:28,542 Yeah, i... 1570 01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,167 That scared me. 1571 01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:40,875 Here. This is for your collection. 1572 01:46:47,292 --> 01:46:50,250 "For the best of the best. C. F." 1573 01:46:51,667 --> 01:46:53,542 "Corinna Fuchs." 1574 01:46:54,333 --> 01:46:56,958 You're dangerous. 1575 01:46:59,458 --> 01:47:00,958 So are you. 1576 01:47:05,042 --> 01:47:06,333 OK, friends. 1577 01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:08,333 Take care. 1578 01:47:09,375 --> 01:47:11,750 Oh, that is a very rare item. 1579 01:47:12,333 --> 01:47:15,042 That's no trinket. - It's a gift from my wife. 1580 01:47:18,250 --> 01:47:19,833 Do you have maxipads? - What? 1581 01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:24,458 We need maxipads right away. - Why would we have any? 1582 01:47:24,625 --> 01:47:29,667 You want this place to look like a Tarantino film set? 1583 01:47:29,833 --> 01:47:32,208 Then go get some. - Doctor! 1584 01:47:32,375 --> 01:47:34,375 Would you like a glass too? 1585 01:47:34,875 --> 01:47:36,333 I wouldn't say no. 1586 01:47:36,500 --> 01:47:38,042 To little Ludger. 1587 01:47:38,208 --> 01:47:40,375 To Ludger. - Congratulations. 1588 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:51,375 It's red! - You wanna die? 1589 01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:58,042 Hello there. 1590 01:48:03,083 --> 01:48:05,375 What did we do wrong? 1591 01:48:07,583 --> 01:48:09,083 Yeah, what... 1592 01:48:22,542 --> 01:48:24,042 Right. 1593 01:48:27,958 --> 01:48:31,250 And while he reflects about right and wrong, 1594 01:48:31,417 --> 01:48:32,958 loyalty and treachery, 1595 01:48:33,125 --> 01:48:35,417 for some reason he remembers 1596 01:48:35,583 --> 01:48:37,708 the motto of the old Apache chief i 1597 01:48:39,458 --> 01:48:41,583 "The hatchet is only buried 1598 01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:44,167 when no one remembers where it is. " 1599 01:48:45,542 --> 01:48:47,667 "That's ridiculous, " he thinks. 1600 01:48:47,833 --> 01:48:50,208 "Apaches can also make mistakes." 1601 01:48:55,375 --> 01:48:58,000 A STASI COMEDY 1602 01:50:43,417 --> 01:50:46,667 And now, story time is over. 1603 01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:56,625 FOR MY SISTER IRIS 1604 01:51:16,625 --> 01:51:19,542 Subtitles: www.subtext-berlin .com 101694

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