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and may contain
mature (groans)matter.
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(exhales)
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(groans)
- Dr. K's somewhere
on this island.
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I can smell him.
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When I find that shrivelled
old bastard,
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I'm gonna twist his head
clean off.
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(long snort)
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(cracks neck)
(groans loudly)
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(screams)
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- Cocaine.
(sighs)
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Breakfast of Champions.
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(Red panting)
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- Get ready for early checkout,
Dr. K.
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- Ach, ja, Pandora.
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Once again, I find myself
working for Communists.
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But you know how it is,
mein Liebling.
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I have to go
where the money is.
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And, like, the weather down
here is totally choice,
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am I right?
- Yes, Willy.
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The weather is sehr "choice."
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But I'm trying to have
a conversation mit my wife!
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(frustrated groan)
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Ooh, ooh. Use your thumbs.
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Really get in there.
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(chuckles)
- You got it, Dr. J.
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(groans)
- It's "K," Willy.
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Jesus Christ.
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You're a lab mistake.
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Normally, I would have shot you,
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but Pandora finds you amusing,
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so I keep you around as what
Stalin called, "a useful idiot."
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- That's righteous of you, dude.
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(thud)
(woman shrieking)
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Hmm?
(screaming)
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(groans)
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Oh, I should go check that out.
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(tourist): Hey, take off,
you weirdo!
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(investigative music)
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(tourist #2): Like what you see,
don't you, you dirty hoser!
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- Yo, Dr. J, it's another clone!
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(Dr. K): It's "K,"
you Schweinhund!
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(raging roar)
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- Huh? Uh-oh.
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This dude is pissed.
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(groaning)
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(theme song)
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- Ach, du lieber Himmel.
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It's Ketchup!
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Pandora, we're leaving!
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(groans)
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(thud)
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(groans)
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(chuckling): Whoa!
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(suspenseful music)
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(music fades)
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(panting)
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- That is one symmetrical fight.
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(loud groan)
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(grunting effort)
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- Uh-oh!
(grunts)
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(muffled): Clone down.
Oh, that hurts...
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- That bastard jumped off
the balcony,
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bounced off his wife,
and hopped into a cab.
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(banging)
- No!
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Was Pandora okay?
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(groans)
- Spit it out.
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Where's K going?
- Uh... yacht.
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Actually, that Castro
dude's yacht.
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Yacht's a funny word, man.
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Yacht.
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Yot.
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Yaw-tch.
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(groans)
- Cut it out, you moron.
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- He's throwing a costume party
on the boat tonight.
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I wanted to go as
the dad from Alf,
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but Dr. K wouldn't lend me
his cardigan
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'cause he's going as the dad
from Growing Pains.
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- Let's file that
under "who gives a shit?"
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Now, which way to the docks?
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- Ooh, we're going
to a costume party!
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(clears throat)
Uh, I mean,
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an important mission.
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- Rome to Havana via Cape Town
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then Hong Kong is
a stupid long flight, Bill.
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- I just wanna get out of these
clothes and into a Cuba Libre.
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- Sally? Sally Ketchup?!
Is it you?!
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- Fidel! How's it hanging?
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(grunts)
- And who's this? Your husband?
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(laughs)
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- I'm Bill Bélisle,
Sally's... associate.
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Huh?
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(grunts)
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(bones crack)
(pained grunt)
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- Yeah, I did an interview with
Fidel back in what, uh, '77?
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- She enchanted me then,
and is enchanting me now!
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(laughs)
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Come, my lovely.
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Let me take you on
a tour of Cuba's
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many sights and delights.
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- Thanks, but we really need
to get some rest.
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- Amigo, when El Jefe asks
for your company,
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it is wise to indulge him.
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We wouldn't want anyone to get
dragged behind the hotel
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and shot in the head, would we?
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(exclaims)
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(laughs)
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Come, you fiery maiden. Oh!
(chuckles)
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- For clarity, I'd be the one
shot in the head, right?
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(rhythmic party music)
(guests cheering)
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- I still think
we should've worn costumes.
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I'd have gone with Carmen
Miranda. Ooh, or Indiana Jones.
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(annoyed groan)
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Red, it's rude not to dress up
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when you infiltrate
a costume party.
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- I'm about to kill
a bunch of guys.
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Is that rude enough for you?
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(gasps)
(Plywood): It's Willy!
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See? He wore a costume.
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It's nice.
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- Oh...
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(angry groan)
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Oh, crap!
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It's the me who hurt me!
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(grunting)
(scream of rage)
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(panting)
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(panting)
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(groans)
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(♪♪)
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- Huh? I hear the party,
but where is it?
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(party music stops)
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(Dr. K): You disappoint me,
Agent Ketchup.
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(dramatic music)
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You left Willy alive.
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- Hey!
- But his yacht story
led you here.
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So, he's not a complete moron.
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- Aw, thanks, dude.
(Red groans)
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- Agent Ketchup,
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you've always struck me as
a man with "father issues."
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(button buzzes)
- How about to strike you again,
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repeatedly?
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(whirring)
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- I sent agents to Washington.
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They found your father's grave.
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- I hope they pissed on it.
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- Naughty boy.
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No.
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They dug him up
and brought me his remains.
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And from his remains...
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I attempted to clone
your dear, sweet papa.
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He came out a little
zu groß, ja?
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(evil chuckle)
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But he has his uses.
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(bestial roar)
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- Thanks for showing us
your new baseball stadium.
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Right by the dilapidated slum.
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- If I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you were
a counter-revolutionary
agitator, my friend.
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- Is this our room? Damn!
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Thanks for rolling out
the red carpet, Fifi.
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- Anything for my dear friend
Sally.
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Go get unpacked.
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I will show Bill to his room.
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- Huh?
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(grunts)
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If you return to this hotel,
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El Jefe will be forced
to shoot you.
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(gunshots)
(terrified yelps)
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- Can I at least get
my deposit for the room back?!
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(Castro yelling): No refunds!
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(gunshots)
(Bill yelps)
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- Herr Ketchup the Elder,
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fire my old assistant, will you?
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My wife no longer
finds him amusing.
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Actually, that's a lie.
(malicious chuckle)
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I just don't like him.
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- Oh.
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(dramatic music)
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Oh.
(growls)
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(grunting)
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- These wings are bogus!
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- Now, deal mit your son!
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Mit extreme prejudice!
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(growls)
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(groans)
(Stanley): Ha-ha!
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- Argh!
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(Red screams)
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Hmm.
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Hi, Mr. Ketchup.
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I'm Red's partner,
Peter Plywoo--
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(choking)
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(screams)
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(panting)
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(Stanley): Look at you,
scared as a toddler.
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You abandoned your partner
like a damn coward, boy!
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Go face the thing
you're scared of.
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- The thing I'm scared of...
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is you!
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(screams in rage)
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(screams)
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(grunting)
(thud)
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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(crying): I didn't know
where else to go, man.
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Dr. K dropped me like
a hot tomato.
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(sniffles)
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Then someone dropped
a coconut on me.
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- Where'd he take my partner?
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(crying): I can't tell you, man.
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Dr. K may be a dick,
but he's my dad.
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- Well, this ain't Father's Day,
so spit it out!
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Where'd they take my partner?
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- Probably Dr. K's lab.
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That Castro dude built it
for him.
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He's building
a new army of clones.
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(Red groans)
Uh-oh. I said too much.
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- Take me there or I'll see
how many coconuts
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I can cram up your keister.
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- Okay, I will.
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And just so you know,
my record is three.
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(moaning)
(screaming)
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(grunts)
- Huh?
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That son of a bitch Castro
is torturing Sally!
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(panting)
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(grunting)
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All right then.
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I'll have to be clever
about this.
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(curious music)
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- Heyo, how did you get in here?
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- I snuck in with a gaggle
of male prostitutes
heading to the bar.
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- Did you make any dough?
- Oh, I could've made 80 bucks
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off a tourist in the elevator,
but I was in a hurry.
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Let's go.
- No thanks. I'm perfectly fine.
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I will see your ass
in the morning.
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- Your pupils are dilated.
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Did he drug you?
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That Commie bastard!
- Oh!
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- What's this? I made
my intentions about Sally clear
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and still you defy me?
Come mierda!
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- Look, I don't want
any trouble.
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- And yet you have found it.
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But I am at a disadvantage.
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I will not fight another man
while naked.
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Unless he, too, is naked.
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Will you strip down
and fight me like a man?
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- I would prefer not to?
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- Later, Fifi! It was awesome!
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- This is it, dude.
- Great. Thanks.
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Now ,stay out here
and keep watch
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like an honorary FBI agent.
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- Do I get a badge?
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- No, but you get this special
FBI coconut with a radio inside.
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- Hello! anyone in there?
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Aw...
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(worrisome music)
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(door creaks)
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(Plywood): Can you believe it?
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Locked in a jail cell like
259
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,166
every gay person
in Castro's Cuba.
260
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:09,400
But you should really hurry,
Red, because...
261
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,467
Oh, crap, too late.
(evil laugh)
262
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,967
- Huh?
(growling)
263
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,200
- Time for a spanking.
(Red screams)
264
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,367
(grunts)
265
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,066
(evil laugh)
266
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,867
- Bill, where the hell
are we going?
267
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,633
- We gotta get off the island!
268
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,133
Castro's gonna kill me
for rescuing you.
269
00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,700
- What? You didn't rescue me!
270
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,200
I happened to be having
an awesome time!
271
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,033
- I heard screams and moans!
(Sally scoffs)
272
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:39,500
Oh, wait. That wasn't him
torturing you.
273
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,033
- Okay, that was the sound
of great sex, Bill.
274
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,834
Something you are clearly
not familiar with.
275
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,200
- But he did drug you!
276
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,433
- What? We got high together!
277
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:52,834
Look, I know he wants
to keep me here, who wouldn't,
278
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,533
but I can handle myself, okay?
279
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,633
I don't need you
making things worse.
280
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:59,633
(Castro speaking Spanish)
- We meet again, at last.
281
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,433
- At last? It's been
like an hour.
282
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,967
- Fidel, cupcake, look.
283
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,066
I just wanted some rest,
relaxation, and jacuzzi sex
284
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,467
with a hot dictator, but
you and me, we're done, okay?
285
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600
- You defied me, Señor Bélisle.
286
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,200
Now, I shall have satisfaction.
287
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,633
- Wait a second.
We're in a dispute over a woman.
288
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,200
By the rules of toxic
male machismo,
289
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,767
you and I should settle this
man-to-man.
290
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,533
- Are you suggesting
a duel?
291
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,533
- Something like that.
292
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,567
- Yeah, see, normally, I would
completely be offended that
293
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,166
you guys are treating me
like a piece of meat, but uh...
294
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,100
I actually kinda wanna see
where this goes.
295
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,233
(grunts)
296
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,533
(yelps of pain)
297
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,033
(panting)
298
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,033
(whimpers)
299
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:50,700
(suspenseful music)
300
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:55,567
- Huh? Maybe that's
a self-destruct lever.
301
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,734
Like in Frankenstein movies.
302
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,266
(alarm blaring)
Hmm...
303
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,967
Whoopsies.
304
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,800
(Dr. K): Why has
the Operation Clone Army lever
305
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,700
been pulled without my orders?
306
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,934
I wanted to pull the lever!
307
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,834
(dramatic music)
308
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:14,633
(clones groaning)
309
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,066
(screams)
310
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:25,166
- Where's that army going,
Dr. K?
311
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,467
- I would tell you,
but Pandora doesn't like it
312
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,100
when I make speeches.
313
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,800
Suffice to say,
by this time tomorrow,
314
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:38,900
I shall have control of
the entire United States
nuclear arsenal!
315
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:42,734
- I'm gonna rip you
a new arsen-hole.
316
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:45,000
- Was hast du gesagt,
mein Schatz?
317
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,767
Ach, nein, we won't kill
Herr Ketchup.
318
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,934
At least not until
I've cracked his DNA.
319
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:57,333
Probably there lies the key
to resurrecting you, Pandora.
320
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,800
(grunting)
321
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:00,867
(gate closes)
322
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,600
- I really wish he'd shut up
323
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:10,400
about resurrecting
that stupid sex doll.
324
00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:14,633
Look, if you're not gonna talk
to me, then I'm gonna hang up.
325
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,834
(Red): Hey!
- Whoa.
326
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:20,834
Did you guys see all
those me's just now?
327
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,166
Or was that just... me?
328
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,934
- Get the key ring, Willy.
329
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:28,300
It's right there
on the control panel.
330
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,633
(groans)
331
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,700
- Wait. Am I allowed
to let you out?
332
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,934
- Yeah, Dr. K said it's okay.
333
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:38,967
Right there, yeah. Grab them.
334
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,433
Okay, bring them here.
(Willy laughs)
(keys jingling)
335
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,467
No, no, no, don't put them
in your mouth,
336
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,233
you don't know
where they've been.
337
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,700
(Willy): Oh...
(unlocking gate)
338
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,867
- Attaboy! Way to unlock
a simple lock.
339
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,867
- Yay for Willy!
340
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,800
- We cannot do pistoles at dawn
because we have but one pistola!
341
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,567
- What about... baseball?
342
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:59,033
- What about béisbol?
343
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,500
- A strike-out contest.
344
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,734
- Oh, for the love of God,
how are you idiots gonna
play baseball
345
00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,867
in the middle of the jungle?
What are you gonna use,
sticks and coconuts? Oh!
346
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,233
- El Jefe is always prepared
for béisbol!
347
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,200
(latin music)
348
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,133
(clones groaning)
349
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,600
(malicious chuckle)
350
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,533
(evil chuckle)
351
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,633
(groans)
352
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,300
(grunts)
353
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,333
- You know what you should do,
Red? Face him.
354
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:32,100
Face your father and tell him
your feelings.
355
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:36,100
- I don't need emotional
counselling, you idiot.
356
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:38,133
(laughs)
- I'm yanking your chain.
357
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:41,967
Here. Get blasted out of
your mind and go kick some ass!
358
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,667
(mellow music)
359
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,700
You drop a lot of drugs.
360
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,700
I started keeping them
as backup.
361
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,767
- Good work, partner.
362
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,467
- Whoa, can I have some?
363
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,000
- Nope. Kids should
stay away from drugs.
364
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,967
Run along now, Willy.
365
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,500
(groans)
- Ouch!
366
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,600
(upbeat music)
367
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:02,834
(snorting)
368
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,700
(gulping)
369
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:05,900
(snorting)
370
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,600
(yelling): All right!
371
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,667
Let's rock 'n' roll.
372
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,467
(grunts)
(device beeping)
373
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,900
(screaming)
374
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,867
(grunts)
375
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,600
(Red): Father.
- Huh?
376
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,967
(soft dramatic music)
377
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:23,066
I wanna talk about
my feelings.
(Stanley grunts)
378
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,233
- Red, that thing
I said to you was a joke!
(Stanley grunts)
379
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:30,900
- You were an abusive
overbearing bastard
380
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,367
when I was a kid.
381
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,500
And all I ever wanted
from you...
382
00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:36,700
was a hug.
383
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,233
(groaning)
384
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,433
- Go ahead and hug him!
385
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:43,734
But crush him!
386
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:46,233
(groaning)
387
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:50,700
(♪♪)
388
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:55,700
- If I strike you out, you die
and Sally comes with me.
389
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:59,066
- Hey! I'm not property
to be fought over, all right?
390
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,500
- And if you don't
strike me out, we walk away!
391
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,000
I have your word?
392
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:06,266
(laughs)
- Indeed you do.
393
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,300
Carajo.
394
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:10,633
(suspenseful music)
395
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,333
(victorious laugh)
396
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,133
- Stee-rike one!
397
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:17,367
- Do you have to do that?!
398
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,300
- What? It's baseball.
399
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,133
(groans)
400
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:23,934
(grunting effort)
401
00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:24,834
Ha!
402
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:25,834
(chuckles)
403
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:28,734
Stee-rike two!
404
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,967
- You're still high, aren't you?
405
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,433
(chuckles)
406
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,133
- The moment of truth, amigo.
407
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:38,633
Or you could forfeit
and instead of killing you,
408
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:41,934
I'll put you in prison with
the dissidents and drag queens.
409
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:45,500
- Bring the heat, El Jeffey!
410
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:48,834
Jefe!
- Whatever.
411
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,467
(frustrated groan)
412
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,633
(grunting effort)
413
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,266
(ball whooshing)
414
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,900
(Sally): Whoa!
415
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:57,800
(gasps)
416
00:18:57,934 --> 00:19:00,533
(exhales)
- Holy cow!
417
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:04,266
Uh, I mean, secular cow!
418
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,500
(struggling grunts)
419
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,200
- Don't make me hit you!
420
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,166
It's not right to beat
the elderly.
421
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,200
Unless you work in a home.
422
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,000
(struggling grunts)
423
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,700
(groaning)
424
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:20,867
- You know, this actually feels
kinda cathartic!
425
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,700
(choking)
426
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,400
(grunting)
427
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:26,800
(exclaiming)
428
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,667
- Hmm?
429
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,900
- Oh no...
430
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,834
(excited chuckle)
431
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,400
(device beeping)
432
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,233
(groans)
433
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,834
(snickering)
434
00:19:39,967 --> 00:19:41,066
(Plywood shouting)
435
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,367
(grunting)
436
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:48,166
(tense music)
437
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:54,333
(grunting efforts)
438
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,333
(desperate sigh)
439
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:01,967
(grunts)
440
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:09,333
I got the remote,
but K activated the clones!
441
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,233
(groans)
442
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,700
- Where is he?
I'm gonna kill him.
443
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,700
(seagulls crying)
444
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:20,567
You couldn't cuff the guy?
Jesus, Plywood!
445
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,800
(angry scream)
446
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,967
(satisfied grunt)
447
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:31,100
- Rest up, my chubby Comrade
with the arm of the gods.
448
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:35,333
You will be the leadoff hitter
for my national béisbol team.
449
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,233
Forget Sally.
450
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,467
She won't bother you any longer.
451
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:41,800
Hmm.
452
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:45,166
Hasta luego, compañero.
453
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,166
(latin music)
454
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,567
(effort grunt)
455
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,834
- Huh?
456
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,133
(grunts)
- Bill, come on! You ready?
457
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:56,767
Let's get the hell outta here!
458
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,467
(heavy exhale)
- Give me another hour.
459
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,700
- We gotta go!
460
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,800
Plus, look I weaved this rope
from vines
461
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,400
and it's probably not gonna--
(screams)
462
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,667
(thud)
463
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,800
(exhales)
464
00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,033
(grunts)
465
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,467
- Did that feel good?
466
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,900
Hugging it out with
your clone dad?
467
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,633
- Not as good as finding out
468
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:20,166
that Dr. K's clones
can't swim for shit.
469
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,567
(peaceful music)
470
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,233
(exhales)
- Come on. You had something
to resolve with Stanley.
471
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,767
We both know it.
472
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,900
- Yeah, you're right.
But I consider us "resolved."
473
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:33,934
Ain't that right, pops?
474
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,133
(groans)
475
00:21:36,266 --> 00:21:37,367
(grunts)
476
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,767
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