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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Titans, crime alert!
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-Yep, that's what it is.
-[BLARING STOPS]
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Then it means
there is a crime
we're being alerted to.
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Then, will you please tell it
to alert someone else?
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This isn't
an everyday crime alert,
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it's a galactic crime alert.
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Ooh, a galactic crime alert.
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-Big whoop.
-We ain't gots time
for no galactics, fool.
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Okay. I guess no one wants
to battle Darkseid in space.
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-Did you say Darkseid?
-Did you say space?
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Did you say battle
Darkseid in space?
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I said all
of those things, Titans.
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Which means
we are going on a...
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[ALL READING]
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Captain's log.
411-43-21-11-43-44--
[SCREAMS]
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-[GRUNTS] Whoo-hoo!
-Raven, I am your father.
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Why are you dressed
like bums?
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We are dashing
space rogues, dude.
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That's right. Our moral
compass ain't exactly
pointing north,
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but we's do the right thing
when the time comes.
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Now, let's get
to our awesome
space adventure.
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With the laser sword
and the magical space wizards.
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Hey!
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This isn't one of those
space adventures.
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This is a slow-paced,
thought-provoking journey
through the cosmos.
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-[BUTTON BEEPS]
-[YELL ECHOING]
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Why's you want to provoke
our thoughts?
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The other kind
of space adventure
sounds way more fun.
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It is. But those are
too exciting for me,
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as I learned in a galaxy
not so far away.
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Oh! Oh, my! I can't believe
no one's hitting me
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despite how slow
and awkward I am. Aah!
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Ever since then,
I've preferred my space
adventures to be calm,
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orderly, and follow
a strict code.
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[SIGHS] Only you could
make space exploration boring.
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Thank you, Raven.
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Now, please, put on
your cool space onesies.
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[ALL GROAN]
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There is nothing cool
about a onesie, dude.
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It's cool.
And it represents
a set of ideals
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we, as humans,
strive for.
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I ain't wearing a onesie.
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You will respect that onesie!
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Very well. We will wear
the unflattering
nylon pajamas.
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Now, each of these uniforms
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identifies your role
on this ship.
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Cyborg, you will
handle navigation,
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Raven will be in-charge
of security,
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and Starfire will handle
communications.
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Uh, why's mine red?
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Oh, red means
you're expendable.
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It also hides blood.
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-Uh, why is that important?
-You'll see.
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[SHIVERING]
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And, as the ship's captain,
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I have to sit
in this comfortable chair
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and order you guys around.
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-Titans...
-Yes, Robin?
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Uh, please call me Captain.
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-No.
-Understood.
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I need a little theme music
while I dramatically look out
into the cosmos.
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What's you
talking about, fool?
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You know, something elegant
and inspiring, like...
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING]
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Do it, or I'll turn
this ship around right now,
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and no one will get
their space adventure!
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[ALL VOCALIZING]
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[GRUNTS] I can't take it!
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This is supposed to be
a fun space adventure.
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But you gave us a bunch of
boring desk jobs instead.
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-[BEEPING]
-Robin, we are receiving
the transmission.
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Put it up on the monitor.
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Ah, Robin,
my old adversary.
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We meet again.
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The pleasure's
all yours, Darkseid.
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You're on a fool's errand.
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It will be your funeral!
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It will be yours!
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Oh, boy. This is intense.
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Maybe this kind
of space adventure
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isn't so boring after all.
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You are violating
galactic code 734-242.
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I will not let you
move apocalypse
into our system,
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knowing it's going to block
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all of the wealthy
homeowners' views
of the galaxy.
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Robin, did you seriously
drag us all the way out here
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to settle a simple
zoning dispute?
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Those rich space homeowners
are really upset!
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And if we don't enforce
the galactic code,
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the universe
will fall into chaos,
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and these onesies
won't mean anything.
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-[LAUGHING]
-Respect the onesies!
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[GRUNTING]
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You're not
going to get away
with this, Darkseid.
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[LAUGHS] And what are you
going to do to stop me?
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Should you refuse
to back down,
I will have no choice
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but to bring
this matter before
the Galactic City Council.
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[SHRIEKS] You should know
I can be very persuasive.
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I have much experience
in government
on the local level.
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Then, I will see you
at the next galactic
city council meeting.
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-Robin out.
-[SCREAMS]
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Wow! My heart is racing.
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Ugh. I can't believe
we're going
to a government meeting.
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I know! And if we're lucky,
they might also discuss
tariffs and trade routes.
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Even you fans
of the other type
of space adventure
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can appreciate that.
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No, we can't.
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-[ALARM BLARING]
-Robin, it appears
we have picked up
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a mom named Lee,
on our sensors.
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No, it's an anomaly.
Pull it up on screen.
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It appears to be
some kind of probe.
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Yes! Finally something
we can blow up!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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No one's blowing anything up.
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-We are going
to study that probe.
-[ALL GROAN]
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-And write a detailed report.
-[ALL SHRIEK]
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Oh, boy! Now, what
this space adventure lacks
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in explosions and excitement,
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it'll make up for
in intellectual delights!
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Hmm. There appear to be
some strange markings.
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, my goshness!
Did something exciting
just really happen?
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I think so.
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I think something exciting
just happened.
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Robin must be the avenged!
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We have to kill the probe.
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Then, let's get out
of these onesies
and do some avenging.
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[EXCITED CHATTER]
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[GASPS] Where...
Where am I?
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-You're home, honey.
-[SCREAMS]
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No, there has been a mistake.
I am a captain
of the Titans Tower starship.
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Oh. You must have had
quite the fall.
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Maybe your favorite trombone
will help you remember.
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One second,
I'm on a starship,
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and the next,
I'm somehow transported
to a primitive planet
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which hasn't invented
space travel.
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Well, I'll figure out
a way back.
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I'm sure
whatever happens here
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is certain to be
mildly exciting.
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Hey, honey. I've almost
completely given up
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on returning to my other life
as a dashing space captain.
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Good, 'cause I'm pregnant.
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[LOUD CHATTER]
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Will you kids keep it down?
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I'm trying to practice
my trombone.
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Sure is hot today.
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Because the sun's dying.
Hope it was a good life.
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A good life? No.
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But, at least I learned
to play the trombone.
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Stop! You don't know
what you're doing.
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We're destroying this probe
for killing you.
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This probe is all that remains
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of a forgotten
alien civilization.
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Even though
I was only unconscious
for a moment,
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I lived a long,
unremarkable life,
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and was able
to learn all about
their boring culture.
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So what?
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-Smash it!
-OTHERS: Oh, yeah!
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CYBORG: What?
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I, uh...
I can't believe it!
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Holds up! Are you saying
this stupid thing
is a music teacher?
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Well, I guess.
But the deeper meaning
of this probe
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-was to communi--
-I want to learn
to play something.
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-OTHERS: Yeah!
-It's not about music!
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-It's about appreciating--
-Free music lesson!
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[ALL GROAN]
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Booyah! I can play bass.
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And I master
the double-neck guitar.
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I learnt to play
the jug of the hobo.
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[VOCALIZING HOARSELY]
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And I knows how to play
the keyboard, yo. [GRUNTS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Stop playing that music!
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This was supposed
to be a momentary
intellectual diversion.
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We need to get to that
space council meeting.
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Oh, for real?
That's so boring.
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Oh, the dull.
The dull, the tedium.
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Can we, at least, get there
in an exciting way?
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Ooh! Perhaps we can
take the shortcut
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through the field
of the asteroids.
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Ooh, that's actually
very dangerous.
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Dangerous? That sounds like
it could be an awesome...
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[ALL READING]
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Oh, yeah!
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-[LOUD THUD]
-[GRUNTING]
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Too exciting. Can't control
the pitch of my voice!
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Oh, dear,
we must turn around.
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No way, fool,
this is sick!
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[OTHERS AGREEING]
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The odds
of successfully navigating
an asteroid field
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are 85 million to one.
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We do not have time
for the math quiz,
friend Robin.
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Our ship is about to explode.
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00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,730
Oh, dear. Oh!
Oh, heavens!
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00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,385
-[DEVICE BEEPING]
-Shield's at 50%.
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00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:06,778
Yo, that is not good,
but it's super fun!
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,563
[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
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Shield's at 20%. 10%. 5%.
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00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,956
ROBIN: [WHIMPERING]
We're going to die!
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ALL: Space adventure!
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00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,403
[ROBIN SCREAMING]
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