Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,224 --> 00:00:03,092
Previously on
The "L.A. Complex":
2
00:00:03,126 --> 00:00:06,294
How long you guys been together?
3
00:00:06,329 --> 00:00:07,295
Why would he tell them?
4
00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:08,997
He'd have to out himself too.
5
00:00:09,032 --> 00:00:11,166
They won't fire you
just 'cause you're gay.
6
00:00:11,201 --> 00:00:12,166
Dude, how much
you think he's worth?
7
00:00:12,201 --> 00:00:13,400
Hey!
Do not talk about money.
8
00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:14,602
I'm still working him.
9
00:00:14,636 --> 00:00:15,603
"Working him?"
10
00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:16,604
He's perfect;
11
00:00:16,638 --> 00:00:18,272
he's rich and bored
with his life,
12
00:00:18,306 --> 00:00:20,674
and wants to get into movies.
13
00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:22,977
My mother was a
huge Grace Kelly fan.
14
00:00:23,011 --> 00:00:25,479
If you could wear them
in just one scene...
15
00:00:25,513 --> 00:00:26,881
I'm in.
16
00:00:26,915 --> 00:00:28,648
You're amazing.
17
00:00:30,151 --> 00:00:31,584
Maybe this is a mistake.
18
00:00:31,619 --> 00:00:33,253
Can we just keep in casual?
19
00:00:33,287 --> 00:00:35,288
Mm... mm... wait.
What does that mean?
20
00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:36,289
She's bragging
to all her friends
21
00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:37,858
about that Usher tour.
22
00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:38,959
I didn't even book that.
23
00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:40,393
I am better than every single...
24
00:00:40,427 --> 00:00:41,628
Look, you make a sex tape,
25
00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,929
and you can't be in
a music video for tweens.
26
00:00:43,964 --> 00:00:45,831
I got a job offer with Vivid.
27
00:00:45,866 --> 00:00:48,100
- The porn company?
- It's just sex, Nick.
28
00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,101
Connor, why am I here?
29
00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,702
'Cause I'm not good enough.
30
00:00:50,737 --> 00:00:52,138
I don't want anything from you,
31
00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,907
and that's exactly what I get.
32
00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:02,914
Hey, Connor?
Are you in there?
33
00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:21,564
Yeah!
34
00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:24,768
Oh! Look out!
35
00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,004
Yeah!
36
00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:46,422
Sorry I'm late, guys.
37
00:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,623
It's all right, I'm here.
38
00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:49,624
Let's do this!
39
00:01:49,658 --> 00:01:50,758
Cut!
40
00:01:50,793 --> 00:01:51,759
Steve?!
41
00:01:51,794 --> 00:01:52,794
Let's do this.
42
00:02:00,146 --> 00:02:01,146
Yes.
43
00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,070
What does that even mean?
44
00:02:02,104 --> 00:02:03,184
That's what I'm asking you.
45
00:02:03,218 --> 00:02:05,051
Okay, but you guys have
slept together, right?
46
00:02:05,086 --> 00:02:06,106
Short answer: No.
47
00:02:06,141 --> 00:02:08,309
Long answer: Nooooo.
48
00:02:09,811 --> 00:02:11,322
Nick, she's been staying
at your place for weeks.
49
00:02:11,346 --> 00:02:13,380
Yeah, but I just got
green lit very recently.
50
00:02:13,414 --> 00:02:14,681
So what's the holdup?
51
00:02:14,716 --> 00:02:16,356
Well, one night,
Alicia kinda ruined it...
52
00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:17,351
She barged in.
53
00:02:17,385 --> 00:02:19,230
Then another night I came home
she was already asleep.
54
00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:20,386
I'm not gonna do that.
55
00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:22,332
And then there was another night
where it just wasn't...
56
00:02:22,356 --> 00:02:24,276
You know you can have sex
during the daytime too.
57
00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,258
Yes, I understand.
58
00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:28,561
So, basically,
you've fooled around once,
59
00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:30,629
- and that's it.
- Yes.
60
00:02:30,664 --> 00:02:32,544
That doesn't really sound
like much of anything.
61
00:02:32,568 --> 00:02:34,700
Right, but she said
"let's keep it casual."
62
00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:36,668
Right? Now, in your mind,
what's the "it"?
63
00:02:36,702 --> 00:02:38,536
- What's the "it"?
- What's the "it"?
64
00:02:38,571 --> 00:02:39,905
It's gotta be something.
65
00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:42,440
Have a good day, losers!
66
00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:45,744
The "it" is friendship.
67
00:02:45,778 --> 00:02:47,946
The "it" is nothing.
68
00:02:54,486 --> 00:02:56,254
Hey!
69
00:02:56,288 --> 00:02:57,755
What're you doing?
70
00:02:57,789 --> 00:02:59,823
Lego roshomon.
What's up?
71
00:02:59,858 --> 00:03:01,025
Well, he's in.
72
00:03:02,027 --> 00:03:03,494
Gary's in.
73
00:03:03,528 --> 00:03:04,695
Are you serious?!
74
00:03:04,729 --> 00:03:05,796
He loved your shorts
75
00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,631
and he wants to invest
in our movie.
76
00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,032
Oh my God!
For how much?
77
00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:10,466
All of it.
78
00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:12,002
He's gonna pay for all of it.
79
00:03:12,036 --> 00:03:13,803
Oh my God! Oh my God!
80
00:03:13,837 --> 00:03:15,838
We're making a movie!
We're making a movie!
81
00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,909
Wait, wait, wait!
We gotta celebrate!
82
00:03:18,943 --> 00:03:20,076
We gotta celebrate!
83
00:03:20,111 --> 00:03:21,677
I stole these
from a timeshare seminar
84
00:03:21,712 --> 00:03:23,079
a couple months ago.
85
00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:26,448
Perfect!
86
00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:27,783
Wait, wait, wait!
87
00:03:27,817 --> 00:03:28,984
Aren't you still
in A.A.?
88
00:03:29,019 --> 00:03:30,485
We don't want you
to break character.
89
00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,787
The first step to fake-recovery
90
00:03:31,821 --> 00:03:33,923
is admitting you have
a fake problem.
91
00:03:33,957 --> 00:03:35,557
Ah! She's drinking.
Here you go!
92
00:03:37,693 --> 00:03:38,961
Yeah! Woo!
93
00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,096
Ugh!
94
00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:46,500
This tastes like sweaters.
95
00:03:46,535 --> 00:03:47,535
It's only 10 A.M.
96
00:03:47,569 --> 00:03:49,437
Maybe we should just
take a rain check.
97
00:03:49,471 --> 00:03:51,339
- Yeah. I guess.
- Right?
98
00:03:51,373 --> 00:03:53,774
We could mix it
with orange drink.
99
00:03:53,809 --> 00:03:54,809
Mimosas!
100
00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,877
We're making a movie!
101
00:03:57,912 --> 00:04:00,047
We're making a movie!
102
00:04:00,081 --> 00:04:01,081
Agghhhhhhhh!
103
00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:04,318
♪ Havin' hard times ♪
104
00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:06,719
♪ In this crazy town ♪
105
00:04:06,754 --> 00:04:09,323
♪ Havin' hard times ♪
106
00:04:09,357 --> 00:04:11,958
♪ There's no love to be found ♪
107
00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:12,992
♪ Havin' hard times ♪
108
00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:14,479
- Damn it!
- Right?
109
00:04:14,561 --> 00:04:16,795
This girl's for real.
Sings good too.
110
00:04:17,998 --> 00:04:19,298
Who the hell is this?
111
00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:20,632
Yo, just listen.
Listen.
112
00:04:22,369 --> 00:04:23,735
♪ Havin' hard times ♪
113
00:04:24,737 --> 00:04:26,038
Damn! A'ight!
114
00:04:26,073 --> 00:04:27,106
Right?!
115
00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:28,606
Anybody call dibs on that yet?
116
00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,108
Naw, man, this is Tariq's girl.
117
00:04:30,142 --> 00:04:31,109
I know.
118
00:04:31,143 --> 00:04:32,610
Tariq's girl?
119
00:04:32,644 --> 00:04:34,279
Yo. What'd you say
her name was again?
120
00:04:34,313 --> 00:04:35,613
Abby.
121
00:04:35,647 --> 00:04:37,882
Woo! Abby!
122
00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:39,161
A girl like you,
with a voice like that,
123
00:04:39,185 --> 00:04:41,186
don't need to be messing
with no little boy.
124
00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:42,687
You need yourself a real man.
125
00:04:42,721 --> 00:04:43,688
Guys:
126
00:04:43,722 --> 00:04:45,022
True dat!
True dat!
127
00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:46,590
That there is the only real man
128
00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:47,858
I've ever been with.
129
00:04:47,892 --> 00:04:49,626
You'll could learn
a thing or two.
130
00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,105
Ooooooooh!
131
00:04:51,129 --> 00:04:54,898
- I like her.
- Ungh!
132
00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,442
Oh my God!
I hit a kid with my car!
133
00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:09,045
Get outta here!
Where, where's the body?
134
00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:10,413
Freeze!
135
00:05:16,952 --> 00:05:19,054
Don't you understand?
I'll kill myself
136
00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:20,955
if you don't go on
a date with me
137
00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:22,724
You're putting
a lot of pressure on me.
138
00:05:22,791 --> 00:05:24,192
Jump in, man.
139
00:05:24,332 --> 00:05:27,962
Nah, this is maybe a dumb idea,
I'm a comic, not an improviser.
140
00:05:27,997 --> 00:05:29,677
So what do you do
when someone heckles you?
141
00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:30,770
Historically,
142
00:05:30,794 --> 00:05:33,567
sort of stand there and look
scared until they stop.
143
00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,202
Ah..
They'll show 'em.
144
00:05:35,237 --> 00:05:37,015
So why'd you take my class?
145
00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,016
I don't know,
146
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,840
I thought you might help me
generate material,
147
00:05:39,864 --> 00:05:41,375
make me more spontaneous, I guess?
148
00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:43,687
So jump in then!
Make something happen.
149
00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,746
Look, this is a safe place.
150
00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,114
No one is gonna judge you here.
151
00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,884
- Get in there.
- Ok, freeze, I guess?
152
00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:52,952
Freeze!
153
00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:58,391
Yes, um...
154
00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,828
You... excuse me, you..., this latte
I ordered from you,
155
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,430
here in this coffee shop,
156
00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,542
doesn't have enough foam.
157
00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,068
Stop, stop.
Nick this scene is violently boring.
158
00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,470
Take a risk, raise the stakes.
159
00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,706
Oh. Uh, I was actually just
trying to draw from my own life, so...
160
00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:17,409
Oh. Well, in that case,
your life is violently boring.
161
00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,999
Take a risk, raise the stakes.
Go.
162
00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:21,946
Uh, hold on! Hold on!
Hold on!
163
00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,981
What is the origin
of this coffee?
164
00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:25,482
This isn't fair trade!
165
00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:27,184
People are dying,
I'll have you know!
166
00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:28,552
Freeze!
167
00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,693
Oh my God, we are trapped
in the centre of the sun,
168
00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,595
and I am pregnant.
169
00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:40,139
And there's a bomb
that's about to go off
170
00:06:40,163 --> 00:06:41,297
and it's gonna kill my baby,
171
00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:42,832
and it's gonna kill
everybody else,
172
00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:44,106
and it's gonna blow up the sun,
173
00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:46,174
and do I cut the red wire
or do I cut the blue wire?
174
00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:48,009
I don't know 'cause
I'm red-blue colour-blind.
175
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,606
And the baby is yours
and it's coming.
176
00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,707
It's coming.
177
00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:52,674
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Okay! Okay!
178
00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:53,742
I can't have this baby
179
00:06:53,776 --> 00:06:55,136
before you disarm
this bomb! Hurry!
180
00:06:56,679 --> 00:06:58,013
Uh...
181
00:06:58,047 --> 00:07:00,007
I'll keep the baby in you;
You deal with the bomb.
182
00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:01,474
We can do this!
Hold my coffee?
183
00:07:01,509 --> 00:07:02,550
I love you.
184
00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,520
Ow!
185
00:07:05,554 --> 00:07:07,055
And scene.
186
00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:10,758
Students:
187
00:07:13,929 --> 00:07:16,964
This is why you're
paying $200 a class, people!
188
00:07:21,171 --> 00:07:24,640
I'm afraid your son has intra...
189
00:07:24,674 --> 00:07:26,675
Um, intra-ocular...
190
00:07:28,044 --> 00:07:29,245
Ah, I can't say that.
191
00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:31,313
Can we just say...
Eye cancer?
192
00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:34,583
Eye cancer.
I can say eye cancer.
193
00:07:34,618 --> 00:07:36,685
I don't know what your son has.
194
00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,953
Let's use that.
195
00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:39,867
Real doctors probably
forget stuff all the time.
196
00:07:39,891 --> 00:07:41,422
Ugh! Can we just...
197
00:07:41,457 --> 00:07:42,890
Why don't we just...
Animate my lips
198
00:07:42,924 --> 00:07:44,425
like animal movies,
199
00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,227
get Seth Rogen to do my voice.
200
00:07:46,262 --> 00:07:47,595
He'd be funny.
201
00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:49,964
I'm afraid that your son
has uh...
202
00:07:50,966 --> 00:07:52,767
Uh...
203
00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,836
I'm sorry, but your son's dead.
204
00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:56,836
All right.
205
00:07:56,871 --> 00:07:58,372
Why don't we pick
this up tomorrow?
206
00:07:58,406 --> 00:08:00,707
I'm sorry, I'm...
207
00:08:00,742 --> 00:08:02,008
I... I got it.
I'll just...
208
00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:03,710
I'll just read it
a couple times.
209
00:08:03,745 --> 00:08:06,212
Yeah, why don't you
go home and sleep it off.
210
00:08:06,247 --> 00:08:07,847
I don't want to go home
and sleep it off.
211
00:08:07,871 --> 00:08:09,449
Connor, go home.
212
00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:11,885
I'm sorry.
What's the line?
213
00:08:12,886 --> 00:08:15,621
I'm gonna go for a walk,
I think.
214
00:08:15,656 --> 00:08:17,490
Excellent mileage, zero down,
215
00:08:17,524 --> 00:08:20,192
and no payments
for three months.
216
00:08:20,226 --> 00:08:22,861
She's sleek, elegant,
and sophisticated,
217
00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:24,129
just like you.
218
00:08:24,164 --> 00:08:25,444
Thank you for dropping this off!
219
00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:27,232
This is my first new car.
220
00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:28,800
Really?
What's the occasion?
221
00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:29,867
A new job.
222
00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:32,570
Oh. Can I ask
what you do?
223
00:08:42,714 --> 00:08:44,748
Oh! Sorry!
224
00:08:44,782 --> 00:08:47,050
Am I in the wrong room?
225
00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,805
Don't know who you are,
where you came from,
226
00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,721
or what Tariq told you,
but I know one thing:
227
00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,555
If I so much as hear a whisper
228
00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,157
about some little bitch
229
00:08:54,191 --> 00:08:56,692
spreading lies about Kaldrick king?
230
00:08:56,727 --> 00:08:58,007
That little bitch is gonna spend
231
00:08:58,031 --> 00:09:00,596
the most painful twenty-four hours
232
00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:02,632
of her damn life...
233
00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,902
Before she disappears forever.
234
00:09:07,904 --> 00:09:09,404
You feel me?
235
00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,175
Yeah, you feel me.
236
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,403
+
237
00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,296
Connor, we're gonna
wrap you for the day.
238
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,576
Why don't you head home?
239
00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:34,521
Home.
240
00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:36,389
You know what?
You're tired.
241
00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:37,757
Let me just check you out.
242
00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:38,792
Seriously, come on.
243
00:09:38,826 --> 00:09:40,293
Just take a deep breath.
244
00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:41,608
Connor, I think it's time to go.
245
00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,530
I think you need to go home.
246
00:09:43,564 --> 00:09:44,997
Call me in the morning.
247
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:48,133
I have to get into that
writing room with you guys.
248
00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:49,134
Just doing takes, I'm like...
249
00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:52,037
Wouldn't it be great
if I... then...
250
00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:53,831
But between this
and between the other series
251
00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,121
that I'm on hold for...
252
00:09:57,877 --> 00:09:59,211
Oh! Yes! Got it!
253
00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:02,481
Quest, quest, questo...
254
00:10:02,515 --> 00:10:04,249
I don't speak Spanish, man.
255
00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:05,283
Course you do.
Soy...
256
00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:10,955
Someone ate all your cookies.
257
00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:11,956
You wanna get outta here?
258
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,110
Do you wanna get outta here?
259
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,058
Let's get outta here.
260
00:10:14,092 --> 00:10:15,893
I have to work all day.
261
00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,495
Ditch with me.
262
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,397
Not right-hey!
What?
263
00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:21,232
Okay, jeez!
264
00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:22,332
Okay!
265
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,401
Hey, man, I'm Pete.
I'm fillin' in for Danny.
266
00:10:24,435 --> 00:10:25,602
Where's home?
267
00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:46,955
Alicia?
Are you ready to shoot?
268
00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:49,625
Are you okay in there?
269
00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:52,728
Oh, wow.
Beautiful.
270
00:10:52,763 --> 00:10:54,195
Is your room okay?
271
00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:56,097
Is it too warm?
Is it too cold?
272
00:10:56,131 --> 00:10:57,766
- It's fine.
- Hey, Tabitha.
273
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,110
Well, I didn't know
what you wanted to drink,
274
00:10:59,134 --> 00:11:00,502
but I can get you a water,
275
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,903
or a juice if you'd rather...
276
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,438
Water's fine, thank you.
277
00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:04,939
Oh, perfect timing!
278
00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:07,575
Dennis, this is Alicia.
Alicia, this is Dennis.
279
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,130
You two will be
working together today.
280
00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:10,778
It's nice to meet you, Alicia.
281
00:11:10,812 --> 00:11:12,813
I'm really looking forward
to working with you.
282
00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:14,214
If there's anything you need...
283
00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:16,016
And I mean anything -
you just let me know.
284
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,570
Donna tells me
this is your first time.
285
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,119
I don't wanna do this anymore!
286
00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:22,055
I changed my mind,
I'm going home.
287
00:11:22,089 --> 00:11:23,256
But...
288
00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:32,498
Hey. Sabrina, right?
289
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,934
Um... I'm Nick.
290
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,248
I don't know if you remember me,
291
00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:37,236
but we just did a scene
292
00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:38,738
where I put my hands on your...
293
00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:40,506
And then kissed you
and then you slapped me?
294
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:41,873
It was like a minute ago.
295
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,074
Rings a vague bell.
296
00:11:43,108 --> 00:11:45,544
Yeah.
That was crazy, huh?
297
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:48,980
Sure was, Nick.
Well, all the best.
298
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:52,517
Uh...
299
00:11:52,552 --> 00:11:54,352
You're not by any chance
silently watching me,
300
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,186
are you, Nick?
301
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,855
No. I just...
I wanted to...
302
00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:58,121
I wanted to thank you
303
00:11:58,156 --> 00:12:00,157
for saving my bacon back there.
304
00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:01,892
Sure. You looked
really foolish
305
00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:03,226
until I slapped you in the face.
306
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:05,563
That's probably true.
307
00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:08,332
Uh, now, about that slap,
308
00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:09,567
was that...
Was that...
309
00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:10,881
Like were you in like character?
310
00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:12,870
Mm, you know, I was just
so into it out there,
311
00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,504
I don't know who it was,
you know?
312
00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:15,738
Right...
313
00:12:15,773 --> 00:12:17,206
Well, I just wanted to come over
314
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,009
and apologize for kissing you.
315
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,812
You know, here's some lady
advice from a lady:
316
00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:25,448
Maybe don't express regret
about kissing a girl
317
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,049
to the girl you just kissed.
318
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,317
Ever.
319
00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:30,085
Uh, duly noted.
320
00:12:32,154 --> 00:12:33,455
So did I hear you right?
321
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,723
You're a comic?
322
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:35,724
Um... yep.
323
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:36,925
- Cool. Me too.
- Yeah?
324
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,026
Are you funnier than I am?
325
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,027
I'm just messing with you,
326
00:12:39,061 --> 00:12:40,596
I know the answer's no.
327
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:41,697
So who are you into?
328
00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:43,264
Like influences?
329
00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:44,867
Uh, I don't know, Bill Cosby.
330
00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:45,867
George Carlin.
331
00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,535
Anyone not from olden times?
332
00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:49,470
Yes.
Someone's that not...
333
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:51,472
I like Patton Oswalt a lot.
334
00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:52,907
So you know how to use
the Internet.
335
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,241
That's good.
I do, yes.
336
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,576
Good.
337
00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:58,345
Have you ever heard of dice's
"the day the laughter died"?
338
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,348
Dice?
Like Andrew Dice Clay?
339
00:13:01,383 --> 00:13:02,782
The diceman?
340
00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:04,217
Uh, no, it's not
the mid-nineties...
341
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,686
It's not what you think.
It's this amazing set
342
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:08,255
where he just completely bombs.
343
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:10,049
It's like watching
your least favourite Uncle
344
00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:11,591
implode in slow motion.
345
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:12,859
Wow. That sounds...
346
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:14,594
No, I've never heard that one.
347
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,749
I actually just got into
the just for laughs showcase.
348
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:17,750
You know what I just decided
349
00:13:17,784 --> 00:13:20,099
while you were trying
to brag to me?
350
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,135
You should come over now
and listen to it.
351
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,669
Like come over to your place?
352
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,703
Yeah.
353
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,106
Okay.
354
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,275
Come on!
You can come to terms with it on the way.
355
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,344
Uh, yeah.
Yes. Okay.
356
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,788
Hey, is something wrong?
357
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,723
Um, I don't feel well,
I have to go home.
358
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,118
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up a second.
359
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:49,061
You... you what?
I just...
360
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,061
Something came over me
361
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,895
and I-I don't think
I can sing any more today.
362
00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:53,769
Do you know how hard it was
to get you in here?
363
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,066
I have to go home.
364
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,466
Abby, what's wrong?
365
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,870
Hey! We doin' this or what?
366
00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:03,406
Get outta my way,
I have to go home.
367
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:10,413
♪ Ooh... ooh-ooh... ♪
368
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,148
♪ Lookin' for a lovin' home ♪
369
00:14:13,183 --> 00:14:15,651
♪ It never is far away ♪
370
00:14:18,622 --> 00:14:20,756
♪ The only way to move on ♪
371
00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:23,192
♪ Is to get back
in the game... ♪
372
00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:27,396
Ah, that's so erotic.
373
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,130
Hey hippies!
Get in this pool!
374
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:30,364
We're making a movie!
375
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:31,365
Get in the pool!
376
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,134
Come on!
377
00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:34,836
Hey, boozehog,
quit hogging the booze!
378
00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:45,345
You almost ruined
our terrible champagne!
379
00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:48,381
Gary...
380
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:51,896
What're you doing here?
381
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,053
My patient canceled.
382
00:14:53,088 --> 00:14:54,989
Thought I'd see
if you wanted a coffee.
383
00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:57,457
But it looks like you don't.
384
00:14:57,492 --> 00:14:59,059
We were...
We were just celebrating
385
00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,159
'cause of the movie.
386
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,460
I can see that.
387
00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:03,162
I can't be here right now.
388
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,665
I just had like a
couple swigs of champagne.
389
00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:06,666
It's not a big deal.
390
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:07,667
I think we both know
391
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,302
that neither of those
things are true.
392
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:11,904
Gary!
393
00:15:11,939 --> 00:15:14,941
What? You wanna lie
to me some more?
394
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:21,479
♪ She's just a party girl
smoking... ♪
395
00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:23,915
What just happened there?
396
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,552
I think Raquel just
fell off the wagon.
397
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:30,022
Gary! Gary, wait!
398
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:31,256
Please stop!
399
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,823
Gary, listen!
Listen!
400
00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,458
I screwed up, okay?
401
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,461
I don't know
what you want me to say.
402
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:38,462
I screwed up
403
00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,964
and it's never gonna
happen again.
404
00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:41,398
Traditionally,
a drunk will sober up
405
00:15:41,422 --> 00:15:43,467
before promising
to not drink again.
406
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:44,902
I'm so sorry.
407
00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:45,903
It's my fault.
408
00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:47,617
I never should've gotten
involved with you.
409
00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:48,852
It's too early in my sobriety.
410
00:15:48,876 --> 00:15:50,874
Clearly, too early in yours.
411
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,210
Oh, Gary...
Please don't do this...
412
00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:56,412
I need you.
413
00:15:56,446 --> 00:15:58,347
You need a meeting.
414
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,750
I can't help you anymore.
415
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,518
- Gary...
- Goodbye, Raquel.
416
00:16:02,553 --> 00:16:04,086
Gary, come on!
417
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,721
Gary, come on!
Please!
418
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,140
+
419
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:13,611
What did you say to her?!
420
00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:14,475
One second she's fine,
421
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,286
the next minute she's
crying her eyes out.
422
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,348
Tariq, what's going on?
423
00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:18,883
You better watch your tone, boy.
424
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,957
Before somebody mistake you
for being disrespectful.
425
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,620
Oh, you wanna talk
about respect?
426
00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:24,154
Well, I wasn't
gonna make it big deal,
427
00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:26,156
being that that's
your girl and all.
428
00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:28,091
But since you asked me
so nicely,
429
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,045
your little friend followed me
into the bathroom,
430
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:32,829
asked what she could do
to make sure she makes the cut.
431
00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:33,830
Now, on principle,
432
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:35,145
I told her
I couldn't consummate,
433
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:37,033
you know, on a biblical level...
434
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,167
But she could blow me.
435
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:43,306
After that, I guess she...
got cold feet or something.
436
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,875
Little bitch ran out crying.
437
00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:48,377
Now, I know you're upset,
438
00:16:48,411 --> 00:16:50,345
but you should see
how my dick feels.
439
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,484
Not a happy dick, brother!
440
00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:00,722
I quit.
441
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:03,190
Tariq!
442
00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:04,526
Tariq!
443
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,160
He ain't gonna quit.
444
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:07,354
What was that all about, man?
445
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:08,462
He asked me, so I told him.
446
00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:09,463
You say something like that,
447
00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:11,465
how'd you expect him to react?
448
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,502
I woulda walked out on you too.
449
00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:16,937
I go to prison for a year,
450
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:19,740
all of a sudden,
everybody got feelings.
451
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,809
Nah, I got it.
452
00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:31,817
Look, I know I signed
a contract,
453
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:34,420
so if you wanna sue me
then sue me.
454
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,721
I just bought a new car.
455
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:37,236
You're more than
welcome to have that.
456
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,991
But aside from that I'm broke,
457
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:41,126
so... good luck.
458
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,828
I'm... not a lawyer.
459
00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:45,531
I'm Donna.
I'm the director today.
460
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,599
I was hoping we could
have a little chat?
461
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,301
Okay, well, whoever you are,
I'm leaving, so.
462
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,335
Okay.
463
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,206
Look, I don't know you, okay?
464
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,775
But you are obviously
465
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,143
a beautiful, sexy young woman
466
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,079
with a good head
on her shoulders.
467
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,080
And I'd be lying to you
468
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,754
if I said they didn't
all see dollar signs
469
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,049
when they look at you.
470
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,817
But nobody's gonna force you
471
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:08,719
to do something
you don't wanna do.
472
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:09,820
No, I know that.
473
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:11,689
Truth is you'll have
more control here
474
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,857
than you'll ever get
in mainstream Hollywood,
475
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:17,795
and you'll probably have
to sleep with fewer people.
476
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:20,830
Listen, why don't you just
hang around for the day.
477
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:23,032
You know, get a feel
for the place.
478
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,467
You don't have
to shoot anything.
479
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:27,503
Or... you can leave
right now.
480
00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:29,806
Completely up to you.
481
00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:37,913
Eddie:
482
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,483
Eddie, c'mon man,
I can hear you in there.
483
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:43,351
All right. Okay.
484
00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:46,855
Hey! Connor!
485
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:48,209
What's up, man?
You look terrible.
486
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,992
I just want um...
487
00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:51,692
Can I have my old room back?
488
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:52,994
Yeah, right.
489
00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:55,630
Seriously?
490
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,564
It's been rented.
All the rooms are rented.
491
00:18:57,599 --> 00:18:58,999
What do you want
your room back for?
492
00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:01,002
What, are you researching
a role?
493
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,596
I'll take your room.
I'll take anything.
494
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,504
I'll pay you double.
495
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:04,772
Triple.
496
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:05,773
Okay. Hey, come on in
for second, buddy.
497
00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:08,808
It's great to see you, man.
498
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:11,722
Connor, you do not wanna
move back in here, okay?
499
00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:12,826
I think we have silverfish.
500
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,346
Do you know what silverfish are?
501
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,581
Neither do I,
but they are terrifying.
502
00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:18,094
And I think there's asbestos
in the walls.
503
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:19,528
I was cleaning the vents
in 111 last week,
504
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:20,832
all of a sudden I've got a cough
505
00:19:20,856 --> 00:19:21,887
I can't get rid of
506
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,255
and my arm will not
stop itching.
507
00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:24,523
So what I think you should do,
508
00:19:24,557 --> 00:19:26,525
is just go back to your mansion
509
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:27,926
and have nice epsom salt bath
510
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:29,160
in your big hot tub.
511
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:30,695
'Kay? Right?
512
00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:34,032
What?
513
00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,601
Oh... hey man, hey.
It's okay.
514
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,336
I don't think...
515
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:41,906
Hey. No, no, no.
Shush.
516
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,141
Shush. Shush.
517
00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:45,208
You want a drink?
Huh?
518
00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:46,943
I'll make one of
Eddie's magical mojitos.
519
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,244
How 'bout that?
Yeah?
520
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:50,159
Have a drink, we'll stop crying,
it'll be great.
521
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:51,514
Here. Come sit.
Come sit.
522
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:52,549
Right there. Okay.
523
00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:58,454
Wow. Great place.
524
00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:01,456
Oh, cool, you like...
525
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,358
A bunch of music I don't know.
526
00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:05,061
You know this one?
527
00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:07,095
I thought we were gonna listen
to Andrew Dice Clay.
528
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,298
You did?
That's adorable.
529
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:11,067
Oh! Mm... okay.
530
00:20:12,936 --> 00:20:14,496
I mean, I'd still like
to hear it after.
531
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,455
It sounds really interesting.
532
00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:20,541
Uh...
What?
533
00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:21,856
I'm sorry, this is just so cool.
534
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,178
This whole thing
is just so cool.
535
00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:24,913
You're like this awesome girl
I barely know
536
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:26,314
and then-stop talking.
537
00:20:26,348 --> 00:20:27,348
Okay.
538
00:20:30,686 --> 00:20:32,220
Tariq.
539
00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:34,088
Tariq!
540
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,155
Boy, I'm talking to you.
541
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,523
What did you say to her?
542
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:38,317
Don't you come at me
all puffed up like that!
543
00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:40,560
She's my friend,
I care about her.
544
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:42,295
I don't give a damn about her!
545
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,631
What about me?
Hmm?
546
00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:46,333
You talked to that girl
about me?
547
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,527
She's not gonna say anything!
548
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:50,036
Oh, I know she's not.
You know how I know?
549
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:52,504
Cuz I told her I'd put
her ass in the ground.
550
00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:53,739
You can't threaten my friends.
551
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,074
Well, then don't make me!
552
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,075
You broke the rules
553
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,509
when you ran your damn mouth!
554
00:20:57,544 --> 00:20:59,145
You know, I am sick
of your rules!
555
00:20:59,179 --> 00:21:00,780
How'd you think
it was gonna play out?
556
00:21:00,814 --> 00:21:01,781
You thought I was just gonna
let you talk
557
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:02,882
to your little friends?
558
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:03,983
Do you love me?
559
00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:05,316
Keep your voice down, Tariq.
560
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,351
Do you love me?
561
00:21:06,385 --> 00:21:07,462
- I'm not gonna say it again.
- Do you love me?!
562
00:21:07,486 --> 00:21:09,121
- Keep your voice-
- Do you-stop!
563
00:21:09,155 --> 00:21:11,623
Get off me!
564
00:21:11,657 --> 00:21:12,791
Get off me!
565
00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:15,493
Keep your damn voice down.
566
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:21,799
I love you.
You know I do.
567
00:21:24,803 --> 00:21:28,773
But this is my life,
you understand that?
568
00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:32,109
Why'd you bring that girl here
in the first place, huh?
569
00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:35,279
So Dynasty and Jay
and everybody else
570
00:21:35,313 --> 00:21:37,580
can see that you're a real man.
571
00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:41,985
We're exactly the same.
572
00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:46,022
Mm... no.
You're all hate.
573
00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:49,125
Oh!
574
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,459
I'm sorry.
575
00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:53,095
Stay away from me,
stay away from my friends.
576
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:54,663
Oh, Tariq!
577
00:22:04,211 --> 00:22:05,211
+
578
00:22:08,624 --> 00:22:11,091
It's like the best
worst thing ever.
579
00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:12,726
Right?
580
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,871
Oh, I hope I don't die like that
581
00:22:13,895 --> 00:22:15,261
on my "Just for laughs"
showcase.
582
00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:16,576
You should keep
namedropping that
583
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,697
a few more times.
584
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,612
I haven't quite figured out
you're doing it yet.
585
00:22:19,636 --> 00:22:20,500
Sorry.
586
00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:21,501
Do you want me to call John,
587
00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:22,769
see if I can get you a spot...
588
00:22:22,804 --> 00:22:26,473
I'm already on the bill,
junior, but thanks.
589
00:22:26,507 --> 00:22:28,607
Let's hear some
of this amazing set.
590
00:22:28,642 --> 00:22:29,642
Oh, no, I...
591
00:22:29,676 --> 00:22:32,010
Yes, one thing.
One funny joke.
592
00:22:32,045 --> 00:22:34,246
Um... oh, okay.
593
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,518
Vagina's are like time machines:
594
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:42,287
Men go in, babies come out.
595
00:22:44,057 --> 00:22:46,758
I'm not really giving it my...
596
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:48,392
Well, it's part of
a whole bigger thing.
597
00:22:48,427 --> 00:22:51,128
Has anybody ever laughed
at that?
598
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:53,731
You're starting
to make me feel bad.
599
00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:56,734
Don't blame me,
blame your terrible joke.
600
00:22:58,036 --> 00:23:01,738
What is wrong?
Did I hurt your feelings?
601
00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:03,239
I can be sharp and pointy
sometimes,
602
00:23:03,274 --> 00:23:04,741
but I actually really like you.
603
00:23:04,776 --> 00:23:06,376
I didn't even have
to fake my orgasm,
604
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,845
and that is rare.
605
00:23:07,879 --> 00:23:09,045
Yeah, no, me too,
606
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,549
my orgasm was definitely...
real also.
607
00:23:13,551 --> 00:23:15,151
I-I-I just...
608
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,522
I kinda started seeing
a friend of mine, recently.
609
00:23:19,556 --> 00:23:21,256
"Seeing" as in Rowboat Rides?
610
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,392
No...
No Rowboat Rides.
611
00:23:23,426 --> 00:23:25,761
She says she wants
to keep it casual.
612
00:23:25,796 --> 00:23:27,429
Mm. So she doesn't
like you.
613
00:23:27,464 --> 00:23:29,098
What?
No, she likes me plenty.
614
00:23:29,132 --> 00:23:30,265
Likes you when?
615
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,635
You know, if something bad
has happened and she's upset,
616
00:23:32,669 --> 00:23:35,037
she'll often come to me
for comfort and solace.
617
00:23:35,071 --> 00:23:37,039
Like when she has a fight
with her boyfriend.
618
00:23:37,073 --> 00:23:38,140
No!
619
00:23:38,174 --> 00:23:41,510
Sometimes...
It's about like work stuff.
620
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:43,479
You're confused.
621
00:23:43,513 --> 00:23:44,480
A little.
622
00:23:44,514 --> 00:23:46,815
You know why?
Because it's confusing.
623
00:23:46,849 --> 00:23:48,217
Oh, that's much clearer.
Thank you.
624
00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:50,184
Look, if someone wants
to keep it casual,
625
00:23:50,219 --> 00:23:52,820
they're gonna officially
label it casual.
626
00:23:52,854 --> 00:23:53,888
Right.
627
00:23:53,922 --> 00:23:55,556
There's nothing less casual
628
00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:57,030
than the keep-it-casual
conversation.
629
00:23:57,054 --> 00:23:58,026
Right. Exactly.
630
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,900
Because if you actually
want to keep it casual,
631
00:23:59,924 --> 00:24:01,195
you're not gonna talk about it.
632
00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:03,498
I mean, you should be
at home all day,
633
00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:06,633
having sex in a lazy
side spoon position...
634
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,268
Facing the television.
635
00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,936
That's the way I do it.
636
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,130
Watching fresh prince reruns.
637
00:24:11,154 --> 00:24:13,273
Mm-hmm. Exactly.
If I want to keep it casual,
638
00:24:13,307 --> 00:24:15,175
I not gonna have formal
conversations.
639
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:16,943
Right.
It's opposing principles.
640
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,137
It defeats the whole purpose.
641
00:24:18,171 --> 00:24:20,211
Well, it's like wearing
sweatpants under suit pants.
642
00:24:20,245 --> 00:24:21,620
- It's confusing.
- Exactly.
643
00:24:21,654 --> 00:24:22,881
Mm-hmm.
644
00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:25,751
I also try not to hand out
certificates when we bang.
645
00:24:25,785 --> 00:24:26,785
Good one.
646
00:24:26,819 --> 00:24:29,355
Mm. You know how you know
this is casual?
647
00:24:29,389 --> 00:24:32,391
Because you're generally
mean to me?
648
00:24:32,426 --> 00:24:34,146
Because I still have
my shoes on under here.
649
00:24:35,128 --> 00:24:37,162
- Really.
- Mm-hmm.
650
00:24:37,196 --> 00:24:38,530
Mind if I check?
651
00:24:44,335 --> 00:24:46,403
Where do you think my shoes are?
652
00:24:46,438 --> 00:24:47,515
I'm mostly just
trying to distract you
653
00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:48,505
from making fun of me.
654
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:49,660
Oh, we're gonna have to work
655
00:24:49,684 --> 00:24:50,974
a whole lot harder than that...
656
00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:54,010
Oh yeah.
657
00:24:56,314 --> 00:24:57,747
Okay, this way, everybody.
658
00:24:57,782 --> 00:24:58,942
I wanna direct your attention
659
00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:00,716
to the sink full of dirty dishes
660
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,185
everyone's been ignoring.
661
00:25:02,219 --> 00:25:03,819
Okay, your mother
doesn't work here.
662
00:25:03,853 --> 00:25:04,853
We're all adults...
663
00:25:04,888 --> 00:25:07,156
That's why it's called
the adult film industry.
664
00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:08,391
So I think we're capable of...
665
00:25:08,415 --> 00:25:10,326
When does all the...
You know, sex happen?
666
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,594
After lunch.
667
00:25:11,628 --> 00:25:14,897
Five dollar Friday!
Wanna do the honors?
668
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,231
- Oh!
- Come on.
669
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,265
No peeking!
670
00:25:19,502 --> 00:25:21,035
Dennis Walker.
671
00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,604
Yes!
672
00:25:24,873 --> 00:25:26,273
Okay, our tour's
gonna have to wait,
673
00:25:26,297 --> 00:25:27,375
I forgot I had a meeting.
674
00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:28,676
Uh, Mandi,
675
00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:29,911
can you help me out for a sec?
676
00:25:31,923 --> 00:25:32,923
Who's the new girl?
677
00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:34,115
This is Alicia.
678
00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:35,716
Mandi's our resident...
679
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,051
Uh, how would you
describe yourself?
680
00:25:38,086 --> 00:25:40,087
In charge of spirit.
681
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,356
- Hi.
- Hi.
682
00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:43,724
All right.
See you in a bit.
683
00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:45,692
'Kay.
684
00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:48,128
Wanna see the secret room?
685
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:54,534
That guy
sounds like such a jerk!
686
00:25:54,568 --> 00:25:55,535
Where does he live?
687
00:25:55,569 --> 00:25:57,103
I'm gonna go burn
his house down.
688
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,671
He was kind of sweet.
689
00:25:58,705 --> 00:26:00,906
Yeah. Until he completely
screwed you over.
690
00:26:00,941 --> 00:26:02,542
I swear, the next time
I see Ricky Lloyd,
691
00:26:02,576 --> 00:26:05,777
I'm gonna give him a face-punch.
692
00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:07,912
So... what do think
of all this?
693
00:26:07,947 --> 00:26:08,913
I don't know,
694
00:26:08,948 --> 00:26:10,516
I don't have a problem
with porn itself,
695
00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:12,884
it's just I'm not sure
if I wanna...
696
00:26:12,918 --> 00:26:13,952
Have sex with a stranger
697
00:26:13,986 --> 00:26:16,388
while a bunch of people film it?
698
00:26:16,422 --> 00:26:17,356
Right.
699
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:18,757
So don't.
700
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,591
Have sex with me.
701
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:21,725
I'm not a stranger.
702
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,794
We just bitched about our exes,
703
00:26:23,828 --> 00:26:25,463
consumed some refined sugar;
704
00:26:25,497 --> 00:26:27,598
that officially
makes us friends.
705
00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:29,733
But the script says
I'm with Dennis.
706
00:26:29,768 --> 00:26:31,135
You've seen a porn before,
right?
707
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,671
We're not super-committed
to the story.
708
00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,772
Yeah, but...
709
00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:36,106
Wait...
710
00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:39,108
You've never done it
with a girl before.
711
00:26:39,143 --> 00:26:40,410
What am I, Amish?
712
00:26:40,444 --> 00:26:41,944
Of course I've done it
with a girl.
713
00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:44,147
Alicia, I really like you,
714
00:26:45,249 --> 00:26:47,850
and it would mean
a lot to me if...
715
00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:50,187
You'd let me be your first.
716
00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:52,521
Well, technically,
717
00:26:52,556 --> 00:26:54,056
Ricky would've been my first.
718
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,491
Ugh! Ricky?!
Okay, that is it.
719
00:26:55,525 --> 00:26:57,593
That guy's house
is getting burned.
720
00:27:30,058 --> 00:27:32,659
Oh...
721
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,299
There she is!
722
00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:41,678
Did you want some help?
723
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,903
- There's a trick with those.
- I got it!
724
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,208
Hey...
725
00:27:48,242 --> 00:27:49,642
Hey, hey...
726
00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:54,413
Are you drunk?
727
00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:57,216
It's okay, just...
It's okay.
728
00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:00,886
Oh. See?
729
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,554
Not so hard.
730
00:28:02,588 --> 00:28:03,655
Thanks.
731
00:28:04,157 --> 00:28:05,457
What happened?
732
00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:08,326
It's complicated and...
733
00:28:08,361 --> 00:28:10,829
I don't wanna talk about it.
734
00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:13,131
I know what this is about.
735
00:28:13,165 --> 00:28:15,800
You're upset...
About Mansoor.
736
00:28:16,678 --> 00:28:17,678
What? Who's...
737
00:28:17,702 --> 00:28:19,737
Our lovechild,
conceived on the rooftop.
738
00:28:19,772 --> 00:28:21,973
Unconceived in the pharmacy.
739
00:28:22,007 --> 00:28:24,242
I named him Mansoor.
740
00:28:24,276 --> 00:28:26,244
You miss him, don't you?
741
00:28:26,278 --> 00:28:27,879
I do.
742
00:28:27,913 --> 00:28:32,082
Our imaginary Spanish-Asian
Australian child.
743
00:28:33,084 --> 00:28:34,918
God, he would've worked
constantly.
744
00:28:34,952 --> 00:28:36,832
This is how you're trying
to make me fee better?
745
00:28:36,856 --> 00:28:38,321
Well, it's one of my ways.
746
00:28:38,355 --> 00:28:40,157
I have many.
747
00:28:40,191 --> 00:28:42,058
Oh yeah?
Like what?
748
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:44,427
Like... break dancing.
749
00:28:45,428 --> 00:28:48,164
Okay. Okay,
I got two ways.
750
00:28:49,432 --> 00:28:50,800
What's in there?
751
00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:54,303
Ah! I have three ways.
752
00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:59,675
Um... do you wanna
come in?
753
00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,377
Yeah. Isn't that
Nick's room?
754
00:29:03,412 --> 00:29:05,313
Yeah.
Um, I got evicted,
755
00:29:05,347 --> 00:29:06,380
so I'm just crashing here
756
00:29:06,415 --> 00:29:08,049
until I can scratch
together enough money
757
00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:10,251
to get my own place.
758
00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:13,621
Why did we stop hanging out?
759
00:29:13,655 --> 00:29:15,723
You banged an old blonde chick.
760
00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:17,557
Riiiiight.
761
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:20,160
I'm not even into blondes.
762
00:29:20,195 --> 00:29:21,195
Yes you are.
763
00:29:21,229 --> 00:29:23,663
I've seen you into blondes.
764
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:26,466
Okay, how 'bout this?
Let's get these all out.
765
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,767
Have you got anymore?
766
00:29:27,802 --> 00:29:29,162
Cuz I would love
to get to the part
767
00:29:29,196 --> 00:29:30,596
where we're friends again.
I'm done.
768
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,706
I'm done. She's a whore
and I hate her.
769
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:35,741
Okay. Now I'm done.
770
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:39,078
So... why aren't you
at work?
771
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,314
I got sent home.
772
00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:42,348
Why?
773
00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:45,517
For really good behaviour?
774
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:49,355
Is everything okay?
775
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,692
Are you okay?
776
00:29:57,664 --> 00:29:59,064
Not really.
777
00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,670
What's wrong?
Tell me.
778
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,874
I don't...
779
00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:17,249
- Connor!
- What?
780
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,383
Move in with me.
781
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:19,384
What?
782
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,385
I have a huge empty house,
783
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,152
you can stay
as long as you like.
784
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:23,354
No!
785
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:24,468
Well, what're you gonna do?
786
00:30:24,502 --> 00:30:26,182
Are you gonna stay on
Nick's couch forever?
787
00:30:26,206 --> 00:30:28,658
Nick is amazing.
He's there for me.
788
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:31,828
I can be there for you.
I will be there for you.
789
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:34,531
Okay, you need to leave.
790
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:37,967
Come on.
No, Abby, wait. I'm sorry.
791
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,937
Let's just...
Let's just sit here and...
792
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:43,172
Um, are you hungry?
I'll buy you some food.
793
00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:44,173
Please.
794
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:46,042
Come on, let's just... sit.
795
00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:47,676
I'll just sit over here,
796
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:49,112
and you can just
stay over there,
797
00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:50,906
And I promise
that I won't try and touch you.
798
00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:52,665
Can I just talk?
799
00:30:57,586 --> 00:31:00,855
Okay... okay...
800
00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:04,492
I am sorry.
801
00:31:18,025 --> 00:31:19,025
+
802
00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:21,617
I'm not sure if I'm
supposed to be here,
803
00:31:21,651 --> 00:31:23,719
but the truth is,
804
00:31:23,753 --> 00:31:27,589
I don't have
anywhere else to go.
805
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:31,627
I have no idea what I'm doing,
806
00:31:31,661 --> 00:31:33,662
and I don't have anyone
to talk to about that
807
00:31:33,696 --> 00:31:37,265
because I've been
pretty successful
808
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,401
at keeping anyone
who cares about me
809
00:31:39,436 --> 00:31:42,270
about as far away as possible...
810
00:31:42,305 --> 00:31:44,573
Pretty much my entire life.
811
00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:49,745
And if they have managed
to get close,
812
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,379
I've become quite good
813
00:31:52,414 --> 00:31:54,816
at finding ways to hurt them,
814
00:31:56,117 --> 00:31:58,352
take advantage of them,
815
00:31:59,354 --> 00:32:00,455
make them hate me.
816
00:32:00,489 --> 00:32:04,459
Which, I guess,
is safer or something?
817
00:32:04,493 --> 00:32:05,560
I don't know.
818
00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:11,230
I have done a particularly
good job of that lately.
819
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:14,067
In fact...
820
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:15,735
I think I may have
just destroyed
821
00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:19,038
the first real relationship
of my life.
822
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,976
And I guess
I also just lost a movie,
823
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,176
but uh...
824
00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:29,114
I'm having trouble caring
about that right now.
825
00:32:31,852 --> 00:32:33,919
I don't have
my 24-hour chip yet,
826
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:40,124
because... I haven't been sober
for twenty-four hours.
827
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:46,631
But I'd really like
to get that chip, I think.
828
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:50,835
I'm really tired.
829
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,006
Thanks for listening.
830
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:07,951
Goodbye.
831
00:33:21,097 --> 00:33:22,097
Raquel!
832
00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:25,434
Raquel!
833
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,603
Sorry.
834
00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:30,271
I don't want this to be it.
835
00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:31,973
I want to figure this out.
836
00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:34,543
I'm just gonna ruin everything
for both of us.
837
00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:35,877
No, you're not.
838
00:33:36,879 --> 00:33:38,880
Don't say goodbye.
839
00:33:50,659 --> 00:33:52,726
Hello. How was your day?
840
00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:54,595
Uh, oh!
Everything okay?
841
00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:56,229
What happened?
842
00:33:56,264 --> 00:33:58,532
I don't wanna talk about it.
843
00:33:58,567 --> 00:34:00,900
Okay.
Yeah, of course.
844
00:34:00,935 --> 00:34:02,334
You wanna get outta here,
845
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:05,137
go to a movie, eat some food?
846
00:34:05,172 --> 00:34:07,106
What do you need?
847
00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:19,985
Whoa... what is this?
What are we...
848
00:34:20,019 --> 00:34:22,187
I don't wanna be casual anymore.
849
00:34:28,127 --> 00:34:29,628
♪ There was a time ♪
850
00:34:29,663 --> 00:34:33,964
♪ When my world was filled
with darkness ♪
851
00:34:33,999 --> 00:34:35,500
♪ Darkness, darkness ♪
852
00:34:37,603 --> 00:34:39,136
♪ Then I stopped dreaming ♪
853
00:34:39,171 --> 00:34:43,508
♪ Now I'm supposed to fill it up
with something ♪
854
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:46,844
♪ Something, something ♪
855
00:34:47,845 --> 00:34:52,482
♪ In your eyes I see the eyes
of somebody I knew before ♪
856
00:34:52,517 --> 00:34:56,152
♪ Somebody long ago ♪
857
00:34:57,154 --> 00:34:59,923
♪ I'm still trying
to make my mind up ♪
858
00:34:59,957 --> 00:35:00,957
I love you.
859
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:04,927
♪ Am I free
or am I tied up? ♪
860
00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:06,596
I love you.
861
00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:10,533
♪ I change shapes
just to hide in this place ♪
862
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,501
♪ But I'm still,
I'm still... ♪
863
00:35:12,536 --> 00:35:14,270
I love you too.
864
00:35:15,539 --> 00:35:19,008
♪ Nobody knows it but me
when I slip ♪
865
00:35:19,642 --> 00:35:21,743
♪ Yeah, I slip ♪
866
00:35:21,777 --> 00:35:24,078
♪ I'm still an animal ♪
867
00:35:27,215 --> 00:35:29,784
And that is a wrap on Alicia!
868
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,721
You were so hot!
869
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,023
That was incredible, Alicia.
870
00:35:35,057 --> 00:35:36,723
Wasn't Alicia amazing?
871
00:35:38,893 --> 00:35:41,094
Okay, now we also have
a bit of a surprise.
872
00:35:41,129 --> 00:35:43,563
Through some hard-earned,
much-protected Intel,
873
00:35:43,597 --> 00:35:46,066
we've discovered
it's somebody's birthday!
874
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,634
Oh! You guys!
875
00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:49,036
Wait, you have
to see the surprise!
876
00:35:51,172 --> 00:35:52,437
Daniel?!
877
00:35:55,341 --> 00:35:57,576
Happy Birthday, sexy.
878
00:35:57,610 --> 00:35:58,890
All right, blow out your candles
879
00:35:58,914 --> 00:35:59,779
and cut this thing;
880
00:35:59,813 --> 00:36:02,447
these people want cake.
881
00:36:02,482 --> 00:36:04,884
Alicia, this is one
of my very best friends,
882
00:36:04,918 --> 00:36:06,251
Daniel Diaz.
883
00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:07,886
I know who you are.
884
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,920
Oh, we've met?
885
00:36:08,954 --> 00:36:10,454
No, but I've auditioned for you.
886
00:36:10,489 --> 00:36:12,190
Well, for your choreographer.
887
00:36:12,224 --> 00:36:13,825
I didn't get hired or anything.
888
00:36:13,859 --> 00:36:16,561
Oh, well, remind me
to fire my choreographer.
889
00:36:16,595 --> 00:36:17,562
Actually, we're auditioning
890
00:36:17,596 --> 00:36:19,764
for the new
Will I Am video tomorrow.
891
00:36:19,799 --> 00:36:22,767
What's your availability like
in morning?
892
00:36:22,802 --> 00:36:23,767
Seriously?
893
00:36:23,802 --> 00:36:25,002
Seriously.
894
00:36:25,036 --> 00:36:26,870
Look, here's my card.
Address is on there.
895
00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:29,206
10:15,
I'll squeeze you in?
896
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:32,176
Isn't he the best?!
897
00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:34,644
Speech! Speech!
898
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:36,847
Something tells me
I'm lucky we met.
899
00:36:36,881 --> 00:36:38,648
Me too.
900
00:36:38,683 --> 00:36:42,518
I'm just so happy
to have found all of you.
901
00:36:42,552 --> 00:36:43,920
You guys are my family
902
00:36:43,954 --> 00:36:46,455
and I love all of you.
903
00:36:48,726 --> 00:36:51,360
And because I'm probably
gonna wreck my mascara anyway,
904
00:36:51,394 --> 00:36:54,563
um, I'd like to make a toast...
905
00:36:54,598 --> 00:36:57,600
To a girl who had
her first day today.
906
00:36:57,634 --> 00:36:58,667
I just want her to know
907
00:36:58,702 --> 00:37:01,002
how incredible I think she is.
908
00:37:01,037 --> 00:37:02,671
To Alicia.
909
00:37:02,706 --> 00:37:04,873
To Alicia!
910
00:37:04,907 --> 00:37:06,508
Ah...
911
00:37:06,543 --> 00:37:09,612
♪ And now I'm pulling
your disguise out ♪
912
00:37:11,414 --> 00:37:13,848
♪ Are you free
or are you tied up? ♪
913
00:37:15,517 --> 00:37:16,917
Hey Tariq, you coming down?
914
00:37:16,952 --> 00:37:17,952
Come on, brother!
915
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:24,525
♪ I'm still,
I'm still an animal ♪
916
00:37:25,527 --> 00:37:28,828
♪ Nobody knows it but me
when I slip ♪
917
00:37:28,863 --> 00:37:31,030
♪ Yeah, I slip ♪
918
00:37:31,065 --> 00:37:33,734
♪ I'm still an animal ♪
919
00:37:35,069 --> 00:37:39,172
♪ I change shapes
just to hide in this place ♪
920
00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:40,440
♪ But I'm still ♪
921
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:43,644
♪ I'm still an animal ♪
922
00:37:44,646 --> 00:37:48,114
♪ Nobody knows it but me
when I slip ♪
923
00:37:48,149 --> 00:37:50,150
♪ Yeah, I slip ♪
924
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:53,452
♪ I'm still an animal ♪
925
00:38:08,701 --> 00:38:10,368
Oh hey, man.
Can I have another...
926
00:38:10,403 --> 00:38:11,937
Another round?
927
00:38:11,971 --> 00:38:13,672
I'm gonna have to say no.
928
00:38:13,706 --> 00:38:15,941
Oh, come on, man.
929
00:38:15,975 --> 00:38:17,441
The answer's still no.
930
00:38:18,443 --> 00:38:20,377
What about a nice hot cup
of tea then?
931
00:38:20,412 --> 00:38:21,979
Why don't you just pay your bill
932
00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:23,514
and go home?
933
00:38:33,724 --> 00:38:35,292
Somebody tell me
where this home is
934
00:38:35,326 --> 00:38:38,061
that everyone keeps
talking about?
935
00:38:38,095 --> 00:38:42,165
Show me where the home is,
because I'll go there.
936
00:38:45,502 --> 00:38:47,337
That's what I thought.
937
00:38:48,739 --> 00:38:51,540
What, you enjoying the show?
938
00:38:51,574 --> 00:38:52,975
Not really.
939
00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:54,343
You wanna give me
some direction?
940
00:38:54,377 --> 00:38:55,544
Okay, Orlando Bloom,
941
00:38:55,578 --> 00:38:56,622
why don't you quit
while you're ahead,
942
00:38:56,646 --> 00:38:57,846
before I show you where to go.
943
00:38:57,870 --> 00:38:58,981
He's just a kid.
944
00:38:59,015 --> 00:39:00,249
I don't care how old he is.
945
00:39:00,283 --> 00:39:01,250
He talks to me like that again,
946
00:39:01,284 --> 00:39:02,885
I'll take him over my knee,
947
00:39:02,919 --> 00:39:05,019
maybe smash his pretty
little face in for him.
948
00:39:05,054 --> 00:39:06,721
I-I didn't mean anything by it.
949
00:39:06,755 --> 00:39:08,990
I just had a hard day
at the office.
950
00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:10,491
Lost a patient.
951
00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:13,694
Let me buy you a drink.
952
00:39:19,501 --> 00:39:20,501
Ungh!
953
00:39:21,936 --> 00:39:22,936
Ungh!
954
00:39:27,942 --> 00:39:29,943
That's where you can go.
955
00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:54,600
Just go home, man.
956
00:39:54,634 --> 00:39:56,234
I'll be good.
957
00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:02,239
Ungh!
65014
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
